>>14077109>>Old HorseLet's chat about ponies and dragon
>Spedning
>>14081224>"I HAVE BEEN CHOSEN, BY THE PONE CLAW!"
>rape
POSTPONE
>>14081248SORRY I'VE BEEN COMMANDED TO POST FOXES
>>14081222Celestia is damn tall when she needs to be.
>>14081234>>14081234>>14081234>Season 4 has an artsyle changehow do you react?
>>14081255yeh i'm oficial genrwal nao
>>14081211
>>14081255>boo
>>14081211>paying for things
>>14081257
>>14081275Fuckin' foxes, how do they work?
>>14081272>Not spending money on pony things.
>>14081257>>14081275Postpone your foxes and post pone.
>>14081279On your confusion.
>>14081275>>14081288
>>14081272>not supporting art program developers
>>14081294Oh god you're alive.How's it going?
How do I tell if a girl likes me?
>>14081304Did she kick you in the dick and tell you to stay away?
poner
>>14081304>Girl>Be able to tell anythingThat's not how they workJust stick to guys
"Introducing a brand new ongoing series! Dedicated to exploring the magic that arises from the friendship of two different ponies, prepare for anything in this fun-filled team-team up comic! Our first pony pairing features none other than Applejack and Pinkie Pie! When the two enter a baking contest, you can bet the culinary hijinks are going to get messy!">Our first pony pairing features none other than Applejack and Pinkie PieOFFICIAL SHIPS AHOYDEAL WITH IT FAGS
>>14081304Just right her a love letter
>>14081327>ApplePie
Foxes are loud, annoying, smelly, and inferior to the common dogJust like rainbow dash!
>>14081303Pretty well actually, still making stuff as usual. Planning a Doctor Whooves thing for the 50th.
>>14081323That's what I was thinkingI'd like to try a girlI'm not sure if she's being flirty because she likes me or because I'm flirty with all girls >tfw no way to easily tellPones would be so much easier
>>14081294Good to see you, Squeak. How are things going?I'm really sorry I wasn't able to do that thing for you.
>>14081332>SweetieBelle
>>14081345It's going well It's okay, I know how life gets. Though if you should ever want to do another project just give me a poke, I'm in the motion comic business these days. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4LZNg-eFMg
>>14081330can't see shit captain
>>14081211Found this picture the other day.
>>14081310No man, you know she wants you when she fires that burning spray from their hands.
>>14081356>>14081356voices suck, they're not even trying
>>14081363...lel
>>14081368>Not thinking Jamjar is a Godsend voice for The Doctor. I admit Twi sucks, but you get used to her. I like it.
PONY!
>>14081377>I admit Twi sucksshe really SUCKSshe practically kills the entire thingsounds like a half asleep beached whale
>>14081363What board is this from?
>>14081380It's not THAT bad, but yeah Squeak you could have casted better there.
>>14081358
>>14081363>that date and time...Is this legit?
>>14081391>>14081377Could be worse, could be Rina-Chan
>>14081393i hope you're jokingI really cant see the picture, im adjusting my monitor and everything
>>14081390It's from /n/.
>>1408139310/10 topkek
>>14081356I'll definitely have to take you up on that sometime - although I think I'll have to get more familiar with Flash first. I still can't adjust to a lot of the curveballs it throws me - like the pen tool making everything I draw with it look scratchy. And I haven't even touched rigging/puppet making yet, much less coding.
>>14081398>Could be worse, could be Rina-ChanI GUESS...its still bad though
Eh, the base is pretty broken on how well Lauren does as Twi, she settles into the role a bit better as the episode goes on, and I personally don't mind her all that much. But if that's not your speed I'm also working on a Fallout Equestria one, and a different Doctor Whooves one without Twilight in it.
>>14081405Fluttershy getting smashed?
>>14081368Twi sucks compared to what it used to be, but the Doctor is great.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCJY1MD2k2YShe sounded better back in this.
>>14081405>smashingIs it going to be fucking Nigel Thornberry pone/reference
>>14081304If she makes an effort to get your attention or eye contact.
>>14081397Two months after /mlp/ was made, it was nowhere near 6 million posts at that time, and it definitely isn't form /co/.So what do you think?
>>14081407 This one's really advanced honestly, most of the motion comics in production just use flat transparent art drawn in Sai or some other such thing, moved on a static background.
>>14081391>Squeak needs to terminate the cunt and get an actual VA worth her salt.Or someone who is INTO it a little.Hell, the person who does the Doctor obsessed Derpy tumbr tries!
>>14081403So it is fake. Thank you.
>>14081377>I admit Twi sucks, but you get used to her.If you work in a sewage treatment plant you get used to the smell of shit after a while.
>>14081438
>>14081444>>14081435I'd say the Doctor's more than awesome enough to make up for her. I mean damn, it sounds like he got David fucking Tennatn.
>>14081450If I had a chance to polish a wet pile of shit and set it next to the gold award, or take the shit away and get something bronze next to that award?I will buy polish for both awards.I don't care if he has to fire his girlfriend, boot the bitch.
>>14081450what if he didwhat if he was a twifag and shitposted on MLPG regularly
>>14081407>"Oh, BRILLIANT!">"Oh, BRILLIANT..."
Pony thinks your hair is delicious.
>>14081476>Girlfriend>Implying Squeak is human and doesn't reproduce by budding.
>>14081477He was always the worst doctor.
I'm going to put my penis in pony.
>>14081496I do actually. It's quite interesting. But I think this thread is kind of spiralling. I'd hate for this to dissolve into mindless arguing on points of opinion. So I propose a new topic. There's a superhero episode coming up in Season 4 of MLP, we know this to be true. If some of the sideponies were to suddenly gain super powers, and create a kind of 'Justice Leauge' which pony would get what power and what would be their superhero names?
>>14081514>pinkie: "the worthless thing">power: being useless>sidekick: "the other worthless thing" (fluttershy)>power: being even more useless>together they create a singularity of useless and shit that drains the power of their opponents>sometimes
>>14081487>"You have to admit, it was a GREAT bar fight!">"Lad, that WAS what I can assume to be a Buddhist temple.">"What's a Bhuddis?">"Peaceful folk, like to meditate, have far less patience for you, apparently.">"What's that supposed to mean?!">"If they realized how long I have lived with you, lad, they would have torn down that gold statue and replaced it with me.">"Would they have made you that fat too?"
>>14081514I'd like to see Big Mac but I'm not too sure what his power would be, super strength would be pretty predictable. Maybe he and Cheerilee could team up.
>>14081524More like NEVER EVER
>>14081514If there isn't at least an attempt at a Captain America type, I'd be disappointed in the fandom.Although Green, blue and purple might be a bit difficult to put into a costume without it looking slightly garish.
>>14081525>The knight baps the faun on the head.>"OI! What was that for!?">"You should know by now...">"Was just curious.">"Trust me, lad the other hoof feels the same when it connects."
>>14081525>Bhuddist>not Moo-ddhist
>>14081592>"OI! What was that for!?">"You should know by now..."That sums them up pretty well, doesn't it?
>>14081594I fucked up.I'm improving here.
>>14081603Pretty much.
>The faun and the knight have been around for a while.Just wait, soon the poor lad is going to get his first set of horns.And have a confused unicorn to try to have this coming of age story with.
>>14081663You're not the boss of me Pinkie
>>14081663I'm on break.
>>14081603>>14081618Those two are the most adorable thing to happen here.
pony thinks you're really weird and ugly lookingwould it hurt you to grow a little more fur or do you like being a giant goblin
Someone should like, post a pony or something.What is your favorite picture of pone?
>>14081700I like being a giant goblin
>>14081633I think that day's a ways off yet. I like seeing the stuff you guys come up with though - with and without my input.
>>14081710i don't have favourites of anythingpony is
>>14081700>Anon grows more hair>Is the bugbear
All right. I'm off for the night.Take care.It was good seeing you again, Squeak! I'll be better about keeping in touch in the future.
>>14081719I would love to see it happen tho.He finally gets that velvet started off and comes trotting back to camp, blood running down his face.He doesn't realize what is going on, he just got the itch off, and the knight is asking him if he is okay.>"Why couldn't I be, I managed to make those bloody things stop itchin!">"A-about that 'bloody' part...">?>The knight motions to his forehead, casing the faun to to the same to his, pulls back to a hoof covered in blood.>"AM I GOING TO DIE?!">"I DON'T KNOW!"
>>14081731Chaaaaaaaaaaangeling
>>14081731>>14081764I didn't mean to quote that.
>>14081764>the picture that prompted a thousand inevitable greentexts>culminating in being bros with a drone and living inside his balls
>>14081345>hooves as hands>human pose
>>14081356>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4LZNg-eFMgB^U
>>14081778Sounds kind of hot
>>14081776One of the first pony pictures I've saved (even if it was a macro saying "fuck tha police" or something similar)
>>14081793Wasn't it something about friendship? "You can't stop friendship" or something?
>>14081762Ah, relationships.
>>14081780It's a cartoon show
I missed the thread's reaction at the "Friends forever" IDW announcement. What was it?I for one am quite excited about it, the 2 mane 6 interacting kind of episodes have been the best among the lot so far.
>>14081814about furries or ponies? i forget
>>14081823People liked it a lot. It's a really good idea.
>>14081829Same thing reallyPonies are just superior to the usual casual babby anthro wolf girls
>Implying she isnt MY little pony
>>14081762>camera zooms out>cut to a shot of the landscape>"NAAA!!"
>>14081847>casual babby anthro wolf girls
>>14081807That's really badly drawn
>>14081861Yes anon, Saffron is heresy.
>>14081830Agreed, it really is.I've missed the sensation of being positive and hype about something pony considering the load of hot shit we got with the season finale + EqG and then absolutely nothing for months
>>14081780Chasing mice and digging holes
You guys have no idea how much I want to fuck this dragon. I want to cum tiny little Dragon anus while purplesmart watches.
I wish to lick Rarity's anus.like a lot
>>14081877Fighting is magic getting shut down, Alicorn Twilight, and EQG was really a shit combo.
>>14081881Congrats anon, 4chan just made you straight.
>>14081881>dragonQuoi
I mean it.I want to lick rariy's anus.I can almost taste it
Reminder that Season 1 is best season
>>14081881lel>>14081891I didn't care for Fighting is magic, but for me it started with KCaFO.
>>14081908Season 2 was better
>>14081906Brush your fucking teeth!
It would be so soft and a little round button. Puckered and white and delicious.
>>14081881Enjoy your memberships
>>14081912I'll fite u m8
>>14081923Oh anon....{spoiler]You sicken me!
tfw no qt pony gf to sleep with
>>14081936>{spoiler]W-What
Gotta go fast!
>>14081968SAWNIC SPEED
Your favorite pony is confused for another pony. What do?
>>14081987That picture will never not arouse me.
>>14081869Just like your face
>>14081997you monster
>>14082006I'm not ugly, I'm just drawn that way.
>>14081847>Same thing reallylittle does mlpg realize that biped is a synonym for quadruped
>>14082006It's just his style.
>>14081997Sombra pls
>>14082012Was your creator drunk or something?
>>14082020>Not getting the referenceWow what a faggot.
>>14082026References are for the week
>>14082007>>14082019Are you going to tell me that sad, sleepy Crystal ponies aren't for tender raping in love dungeons?
>>14082031woahwoahWOAHwoah
beb showbeb thread
>>14082072Catponies are kind of like foxes
>>14082072Rose pls
>>14082082Not like enough
>>14082072
>>14082082That's insanely cute. Is there more of this?
>>14082094Here you goI didnt know alcoholic ponies was your thing~
>>14082097Well that's fine to but likeCatpone
>>14082093FUCK OFF
/)^3^(\So awesome remember? ?
>>14082111There is not enough in the world
>>14082112I thought we were furry now>>14081847>Same thing really
>>14082114What is Sleepless in Ponyville?
>>14082130>>>14082112>I thought we were furry now>>>14081847>>Same thing reallyits a cartoon
so dedwhere are all the ponies?
>>14082194Someone has been hoarding them all up, but I haven't figured out who yet.
>>14082194They're all ded, Jim
>>14082122I love Rainbow's expresive little pony face.
>>14082202All of them?
>>14082209turnand POSE
Winter wrap-upWinter wrap-up! >implying this isnt the objective best episode of the show
>>14082231a good song does not a good episode makeor else a friend in deed and a canterlot wedding would be the best episodes ever
>>14082231i remember back when we were getting our feet wet with this show. it was colorful and fun and the characters were cool. then somehow winter wrap up leaked. nothing was the same
>>14082231Some people list it as their favorite episode, but I wouldn't say a huge number compared to a few of the other popular episodes. I have noticed very few people list it as an episode they don't like though, it appeals to a broad range of fans.I love the song, and the episode.
>>14082114what is WWU
Pony is too cute and sexy.
>>14082294Too sexy for her hat
>>14082297Too sexy for my penis
Is anyone streaming?
>>14082324Someone is always streaming.
http://25.media.tumblr.com/58102cddfe573b7f572a6d3f1e213538/tumblr_muudzrhAmZ1shpc3yo1_1280.pngunf
>>1408234010/10 idea6/10 execution
>>14082340>Rainbow Dash>Dicksnah
>>14082340Is Dash so small or just young?>>14082355>Dash>Not being wonderboltsexual
>>14082355Why not?
>>14082355Rainbow mane =/= lesbeensorry tumblr
>>14082411>sorry tumblractually, we made that one up
>>14082433Yellin' at farm animals in muh sweet overalls aint
time of beb8:06 am
>>14082231I still think this. It's the episode that made me fall in love with the show, after all.And then the show got mediocre and gained a terrible fandom and was streamlined more as little girls' stuff and got a terrible spinoff property and here we are.
>>14082324I can stram Pootie Tang if you want.Quickly now, I gotta 0pone if you want to watch it.
>>14082521I'm convincing myself more and more with each day that the fact that the biggest western fandoms mostly resort to streaming cartoons instead of downloading is one of the main reasons they suck so much.
>>14082515unnecessary 2fast gif breaking my eyeballs
>>14082515Who's worst. That guy or me for watching this gif.Or the guy who made the gifIt's still going!
>>14082544the guy who made the gifby far
F-fuck my plot!
>>14082541https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDgk2YMzGpY&lc=XE1WchLQGgadM51HjBP6_VdCaepxKF4ZYZKVgchIaAc
>>14082515>doesn't actually go to day 1Horseshit
>>14082576I believe it has to do with the filename -still, it's impressive.
>>14082574Those FUCKING comments, I swear...
>>14082574that video ain't that good
>>14082574>Due to some real life problems I can't continue counting on this account. Let's just say I used to share this account with my ex-girlfriend and I'm gonna give it back to her. I'll continue on my YouTube account named: DutchCommie. I hope you all understand,gee i wonder why she's your EX girlfriend
>>14082594He slept with her sister
>>14082611Plot twist: her sister is a retard and he called her Derpy.
I know how much you guys like talking about how much some of the guys who used to post here are making on youtube, so I got you this:Fluffy:http://www.youtube.com/user/FluffyMixer?feature=sub_widget_1Estimated Monthly Earnings$1.5K - $17.8KEstimated Yearly Earnings$17.8K - $213.6K
>>14082653having sex with me
>>14082636I don't really get how fluffys store is still there:http://www.redbubble.com/people/fluffle-puff/shopOr any mlp stuff on that website for that matter. As far as I know redbubble doesn't have a license for hasbro so all the mlp character based shit they're selling is illegal.
Dear diary, today on /co/ I shitposted a thread to the point that another anon started dumping porn to kill it and prevent me from going on.I feel accomplished.
гь
>you will never catch pony mirin
>>14082688We Russian pones?
>>14082709Samovar was one of my favourite words when I was like 8.
>>14082719Makes me want to try Russian tea, at least once.
>>14082740What is going on there?
>>14082740>russian teaWhat? I'm russian, all we drink is hard black tea basically.
>>14082753I don't know, but I'm scared.
Transformation -realistic edition.Pic very related.
>>14082776GODDAMN IT PONY I TOLD YOU THOSE DOCUMENTS WERE PERSONAL
>>14082776Hey, I've read that one.
>>14082794This is screaming for an edit with the word pony or mare instead of girl.And maybe anon instead of boys. I'd do it myself, but the various fonts I've downloaded in a mega .zip don't all work.
>>14082776> pleasure myself to my heart's content> after that, live normallyFANTASTICO
Pony is doing something. You could snake up and scare her. Do you do it?
>>14082819I will snake up and cuddle her
>>14082819No, It will beb her.
derpy.me/wg7z6
>>14082776I have jacked off to that comic so many timesI wish that would happen to me ;_;
>>14082825You sneak up to pony and then surprise cuddle her. But this scares pony and she has a heart attack and dies. Bad end
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRC4Vk6kisY&feature=share&list=UUtwPBSnKnAsvZeKLLig774APFUDORJust get used to it, it'll be in there forever
>>14082636funny thing is, I could see them doing this in-showhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRC4Vk6kisY&feature=share&list=UUtwPBSnKnAsvZeKLLig774AFluffyMixer deserves the brony bux
>>14082841>>14082848So why is fluffy still seemingly depressed as fuck?
>>14082819>You could snake up and scare herBut what if she's on a balloon[snakes on a plane joke goes here]
>>14082851because hiatus
>>14082851Being depressed has little or nothing to do with how successful you seem on the outside.
>>14082851Cause Chryssi doesn't want to with her.
I'M GONNA BECOME A TEACHER AND GO TEACH IN POINYVILLE
>>14082835Is that what I think it is?
>>14082841>There's still people sad that Dan VS has been cancelled
>>14082866Yes
>>14082841>tfw fluffy is doing well>tfw hoppip got a real job>tfw rose is doing well in school>tfw tiara is getting together with cartoohangover>tfw ive done nothing but jerk around online for 2 years while everyone did something with their timefuck I feel like a waste.
>>14082870It was? man that sucks
>>14082870It's been canceled?
>>14082877>>14082878Yep, yesterday's news and confirmed by Dan himself on FB I think/co/ and /mlp/ have mourning threadsGood job for liking shit also
>>14082874I got in the university I wanted.
>>14082882/)
>>14082865But Anon Ponyville already has a teacher, Cheerilee.
>>14082870Can you really say it was cancelled?Wasn't it just not renewed? It got 3 seasons and everything.
>>14082872Gods bless Dufel and LKThey owe me a new dick though
>>14082874>tfw tiara is getting together with cartoohangoverBut he can barely draw or animate...
>>14082895And? He managed to make videos that people enjoy in mass. Studious want people who are able to get results. He gets results.
>>14082906I'm sort of wondering...Since a lot of his videos were popular because he pandered to a certain group of bronies would he be able to carry the same success outside of this fandom?People on the internet or easy to please, but still
>>14082890>Can you really say it was cancelled?>Wasn't it just not renewed?...
>>14082902SHUT UP AND FUCK SAINE ROOGNA
>>14082915Signs point to yes. Video game parody animations are huge hits on youtube. Egoraptor, spazkid, speedosausage,oneyng, etc. They all make animation parodies.
>>14082926FUCKWHERE
>>14082920IM TRYING BUT ALL OF YOU FAGGOTS LUSTING OVER HIM IS MAKING IT DIFFICULT
>>14082926
>>14082926But I'm not having any
>>14082874> tfw Jessy is homeless
>>14082895they won't take him. the general shit quality of his stuff is one thing and the fact that he only does one schtick and isn't even good at it is another.
>>14082929everywhere
pony is happy you're not like the otherspony always wanted a human who would have sex with her
>>14082931WHY CAN'T WE ALL JUST HAVE SEX TOGETHER?
>>14082921That's kind of terrible. None of those guys are exactly that funny or that great of animators, but people eat their shit up.I wonder what it's like to prey on people with bad taste.
>>14082939He already signed a contract with them, you're a bit late.
>>14082943SHOULD NOT FIND THIS SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVEBUT BOY HOWDYI AMI SHURE AM
How many Pinkie Pies have you murdered today?
>>14082952Nun.
>>14082943Pony mon amie?
>>14082946People do what sells. Consider how shit like COD BF and sport games sell through the roof year in and year out while really interesting rpgs or single player games have a hard time.
>>14082952>killing pankas>ever
>>14082950>SHOULD NOT FIND THIS SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVEWhy not? It's a cute girl willingly hetting her bum smacked red.
>>14082947and exactly does he do? it seems like their stuff is mostly done by people who can actually animate and draw and have some shred of creativity in them.
>>14082965IT'S A HORSE DOODAN A WEEABOO ONE AT THAT
>>14082959They didn't give us any choice.
>>14082970*what does he do
>>14082959I've killed a hundred pinkies
>>14082968Heh.I'm not fond of the way the guy draws nostrils but his stuff is pretty funny
>>14082952Too many
>>14082968>Shining Armor>athlete0/10 dyertc
>>14082988I dont understand what they are doing in this image.
>>14082997He was working on this before the comics came out.He even mentioned that he was afraid people were going to compare his Shiny to the comic one.
>>14083006Applejack has Pinkie Pie at horn point but is threatening to blast her from Twilight Sparkle's anus/vagina but Twilight Sparkle is not yet ready to blast from that end
>>14083011>Shining Armor>athlete0/10 dyewts
>>14083011I hate it when shit like that happens to me>draw old Vinyl Scratch picture back in early 2011>everyone drew her with red eyes>still get messages saying "WHY DID YOU MAKE HER EYES RED"
>>14083024Well? Why did you make her eyes red?
>>14083020Prior to that we didn't really know anything about Shiny save for the fact that he was a guard. Not to mention he was training those crystal ponies on the track field in GPP.It's only natural to assume he was athletic in some way.
>>14083029Because no one knew her eye color back then.Go look up older pictures of Scratch, nigga.
>>14083032sure it's naturalif you think a mallcop is a police officer
>>14083040So why didn't you draw her with her glasses?
>>14082997He was training ponies for the Pony Olympics in Games pony Play.
>>14083032>>14083059>trainingWellHe was blowing a whistle and yelling
>>14083065Holy shit, that crystal pony is cute.
FLUGEL DEL FREIGHEIT
>>14083065it was just an excuse to stare at crystal plots wiggling.
>>14083065That's a really weird cap.
>>14083065>>14083069Would you run with pone?
http://i.imgur.com/yVzAdfc.png
>>14083076>plots
>>14083079Can I be her boyfriend?
>>14083077ur mum is really weird
>>14083086Futaloo
>>14083079I would race pony to a tree for milkshakes.But not that pony, she cheats.
>>14083097>not treating pone to milkshakes every now and then
>>14083086What a messy eater>a futa filly will never share her cock with you and let you help her give herself a messy double blowjob
>>14083086
SURELY THIS IS ALL I EVER PONEDall I ever poned...
>>14083102Treating's fine, but I won't enable a cheater.
>>14083011Who gives a fuck?
>>14083116>"B-but...I'm not a cheater!">"Well, not lately at least!"
>>14083011Any time you do a fan work set in a developing canon, you run the risk of having your postulates and theories negated. Just run with it and accept you're an alternate branch.Especially that guy, he's doing a mocking humor comic, I don't think he needs to worry about being in canon.
>>14083139Comics make twilights family even more mary sue. Appernatly now twilights mom wrote daring do.
Okay good news and bad news .Good news? So remember that flight school inspector came here to find if any pegasus children here can get in? Yeah Scoots got in.Bad news? She found Dash. And she found out that Dash still hasn't finished flying school and therefore can't work as a weather pegasus.So both Dash and Scootaloo are now in the same flying school class
>>14083172hasbro pls
>>14083165And? That's kind of the only thing we know about her. It would be funny if Twilight's dad was a pansy that gets scared by spiders.
>>14083172FUND IT
ilu guys
>you will never wake up with a qt π+1 filly sleeping in your arms
time of beb: 10:07
>>14083208Pone has arisen from death, but I think she came back wrong.
pony wants to know why you at all pony's fritos
>>14083215nigga she an apple
http://ponycountdown.com/>tfw 36 days left
>>14083218pony doesn't have taco bell near them so i couldn't have inhaled like 6 tacos and half a smothered burrito
Rollin'Evens - DrawOdds - VidyaDubs - Sleep
>>14083232a filly with a very creepy obsession for a colt
>>14083079stretch those little muscles. show me you mean buisiness, baby!
>>14083220Would you still love pone if she was no longer pone?
>>14083232let me get on this train
>>14083232Draw Lyra and Bonbon with each other's hairstyles.
>>14083240It just wouldn't feel the same.
>>14083253
>>14083253But she still loves you!
>>14083263I wonder if that pony ever gets morning wood
Can Rarity wish me luck?
>>14083282Only in the evenings.
Luna Quest tomorrow.
rarity hugging you with her forelegs and her squiggletail
>>14083294How completely out of character!
>>14083308no u
Reminder: cuddling is essential for healthy pony growth and development.
>>14083240What are my options?
>>14083325http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrNBEhzjg8I
>>14083326Dog is a pretty popular option, but another good choice that seems to go unnoticed is rabbit.
>so beb we're trying to fill the image limit early just to have a new horseIs there anything more pathetic?
>>14083316
>>14083366maybedoes wanting to cuddle with an mlpger count?
>>14083365But I like to eat rabbit meat, while I never ate doge. Now I kind of want to cook that flutterrabbit.
>>14083366Maybe I just like posting ponies.>>14083374anybody in specific?
>>14083365Could be cute, yeah
>>14083365>>14083383Of course, you also have your avian options.
>>14083376Flutterrabbit would be way to lean. Might as well just dry it into jerky and use the skin as socks.
>>14083369>SA's tiny inadequate rumpno thanks
>>14083391Nah, I'm just hungry for rabbit meat now. Horse meat would be fine too.Shit, If I even ended up in Equestria pony would think of me as a monster.
>>14083381i don't really care who it is withnot even if it was she-who-must-not-be-named
>Season finale>The Mane Six are victorious >Twilight decides to go do the exact same thing she stopped the villain from doing.
Are child ponies better than adult ponies?
>>14083405yep. At least that crazy lady in the cottage wouldn't hate you.
Pony called the cops and wants a restraining order.
>>14083199what the fuck did you just say about me you little bitch
>>14083425Scootaloo isn't better than anypony
pony wants to like you but she can't respect your choices in music
>>14083425When they're written like actual characters and actual children, yes.S1 CMC felt exactly like my then 9-yo sister and her friends -as in having the same problems, filling certain automatic roles in a group of friends, being super-naive... It was weird, but also refreshing.
>>14083435pony should know that my name's on the lease and I'm not moving out
>>14083444Tell pony 2 shove it
>>14083435The cops are a bit busy at the moment. Call back later.
http://derpibooru.org/450807TRIGGER WARNING: boobs
>>14083448tat feel when everyone is demoted to gag character in S4
>>14083444pony should warm up more to some crunchy sounding chiptunes
>>14083454It's shit
>>14083433>be AiE>everything around you is a bag of delicious meat but you can't eat itSapient, non-eatable cows would be hell. I don't remember, did pigs speak too?
>>14083474you could try fish
>>14083444If pony has a problem with Classical, jazz and progressive she can take a hike. I'll find another pony.
>>14083435>tfw Jailbait is ded and hats us
>>14083482>tfw can't eat seafood
are you eating healthy mlpg
>>14083482I'm on a seafood diet.I see food and I eat it.
>>14083471you're shit~
>>14083483does endii still draw for us or is he ded and hats us?
>>14083490>tfw can't eat pussy
>>14083496AH whoops, misslink>>14083471 goes to >>14083464
>>14083502you're shitno tilde
>>14083482>fish are sapient too, but they just cannot speak outside the water>you continue fishing and eating them>nobody in Equestria ever did this systematically>this feels like genocide to fish>fish calls for backup>you trigger the first Seapony/Equestria war
>>14083482
>>14083504
>>14083515now you know how I felt
>>14083512
>>14083508>write a letter to Princess Celestia>she boils the oceans>ushers in a golden era of seafood buffets
>>14083526I want this shirt.>>14083502Oops, sorry!You're still shit, though ~~
>>14083522
>>14083515>tfw no qt π^2 agoraphobic filly to stay inside with
>>14083494>you will never feed a bat pony increasingly exotic fruits
>>14083533
Pony says she's ded and hatsus
>>14083530>Pegasus ponies can always alter the water cycle at willDamn ponies and their magicks.
>>14083494I tthink so
>>14083512>WOAH, GUYS IT'S FLUTTERSHY!>WOW FLUTTERS, HOW THE FUCK ARE YA? WE HAVEN'T SEEN YOU SINCE YOU HELPED FERTILIZE OUR EGGS 2 YEARS AGO>HOW YA BEEN?>I've been fine, little critters, but not it's time for you to return the favor
>>14083546SNSV
pony just found out they're going to be an aunt or uncle
>>14083568pony really should decided which gender they aregenderfluidity is very unsettling
>>14083543>you'll never convince batpony to suckle on your "penis fruit", telling her it'll eventually release nutritious juices
Fuck you Twilight.
Pony wants to confess her sins.
>>14083580if you want it then come get it
>>14083580she graduated top of her class in the Navy Seals, you little foal
>>14083564I didn't notice the supposedly happy faces on fish before this comment.Then again I tend to pay little attention to anything Fluttershy-related.
>>14083564they even have the same color.except for the third one who seems to know more.fluttershy took care of that one earlier to prevent the other fish from knowing what will happen
>>14083583She art welcome anytimeIt is only human to commit a sin...Keh heh heh heh...
>>14083583tell pony I'm not a registered cleric
>you will never be a pretty little girl
>>14083603
>>14083599Pony hesitates, then whispered "I masturbated..."""...to Ross."
>>14083612haha, gross
>>14083544I'm sorry, Anon, come back!!I loooooove you!
>>14083599>learn gesture>back out>strong attack until dead
>>14083580>5th place: Gold>4th place: Platinum>3rd place: Mythril>2nd place: Adamantium >1st place: Orichalcum
If Celestia is so awesome, why doesn't she make rain diamonds?Or Iron if she feels particularly metal
>>14083625we'd be some scary muthafuckas if we lived anywhere else. Water is small time.
>>14083624It's technically *Mithril
>>14083641and you're "technically" heterosexual but that doesn't stop you from gobbling horsedick
HORSEGINA
>>14083353dang
>>14083637no, we'd be some dead muthafuckasHD 189733b rains glass SIDEWAYS because of 5km/h winds
Pone's inponeanity to pone
>>14083618
>>14083625I want it to rain ponies
>>14083624Why is Orichalcum in Terraria pink again?
>>140836565000km/h*
>>14083666
Ugh, this fucking app.
>>14083637I cannot help imagining a barbaric warrior going out under a glass rain just enduring it in a metal pose and screaming WOOOOOAAAAHHH
>>14083673Nanaki pls go
>>14083661yer a qt
>>14083663But they would accelerate too much and then smash on the groundIt'd be a gorefestWhy
>>14083687Hrmpf
>>14083689Friendship will prevent that
derpy is a very ugly pony
>>14083435I still don't understand that drawing
>>14083675What if pony were marshmallowy soft so she wouldn't get cut up by glass storms?
>>14083692>there will never be another halloween pone episode
>>14083699there's a fanfic it goes with but it's not very good
And i still don't understand your face.But it's still great.
>>14083709it's avant-garde
>>14083454neat
>>14083705Halloween would be nice, but they'd probably make it another luna episode.
>>14083658pon poning pon with imponity
>>14083703I feel like you still fail to grasp what GLASS RAIN would be like, marshmallow or not.
>>14083728Luna dies, the ponies must go to pony hell to save her
>>14083715What's the movie the footage is from?
>>14083735Sounds like shit
I'm THE GREATEST IN THE GALAXY
>>14083736hellraiser 2
>>14083735>not pony heaven>or purgatory at the very least
>>14083733I'm trying to talk about cute horses. Logic can sit down and shut up.
>>14083738Just like the show! It's perfect!
>>14083742let's just say the Nightmare Moon incident wasn't the first time she tried to kill everyone
>>14083739http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHHOjnC5kIY
>>14083678That pony is cute.
>>14083751wow nevermind it's shitjust felt like linking it because I read your post right when he said that galaxy phrase
>>14083744You smellGo take a shower
>>14083758Unlike you
>>14083764Yes Lyra, I know.
>>14083760
currently reading through sent's skype logsit's kind of dull and it doesn't really add anything new, people just goof off or rant about stuff.i still have about two thirds to go i'm trying to read all of it, not just skim
>>14083774you're actually going through the whole thing?that's dedication, I just searched out my name and lost interest after that
>>14083774Anything mildly interesting?I mean, GG and LK are there, they're bound to say interesting stuff
>>14083736http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2qT7GylRxw>that line delivery
get in loser
>>14083809>you will never go swarming
>>14083787i did that too and found nothing. but as far as i can tell, i was mentioned once (as a guy who did thing), rather than by name.>>14083790there is some mildly interesting stuff. a lot of it is lighthearted fluff, but there's a bit in which gg talks about nightmares, for example. lk seems very down to earth and really no different than here.
>>14083795C-can we get back to ponies now?
>>14083827nowe griffons now
http://derpibooru.org/451314
>>14083827no
>>14083831what a pretty goat
>>14083831Chubby ponies, with a love of frosting and snuggles.
>>14083845I love chubby snuggly frosted ponies
>>14083869>chubby snuggly frosted poniesMrs Cake covered in frosting when?
>>14083795>Pinkie Pie is Leviathanhttp://cenobite.wikia.com/wiki/Leviathan
>>14083890them ponies sure like ponytails.
>>14083882
>>14083909
>>14083911
>>14083919
>you'll never see rara/spikes love child hybrid
>>14083934Thank god.
>>14083934>implying we haven't already
>>14083934>you will never be a bronyWait you already are one.
did somebody say satyrs
>>14083911didn't circuiit do a series of drawings with his blood early on?
>>14083923
>>14083934carnifex fanons are retarded
>>14083944I have no ideaare these they?
>>14083940>>14083948>anticreativityfagsHe's not challenging canon or trying to pass a bill into law you shits
>>14083948Not as bad as Glitter Glue fanons.
>>14083955i think so
>>14083955that looks like his style
>s04 end
>>14083366
>>14083959>u-u mad!lel
>>14083963>>14083964neat!I thought I had picked them up from anon out in /mlp/ but it's been so long, maybe I got them from the general?
>>14083973>">u-u mad!"
>>14083975yeah, that looks just like his stuff
>>14083990Neat! Based on a quick archive dive, I found that not only did I get these from MLPG, he did one that I requested but missed and didn't have savedwhat a wonderful day
>>14083987
>>14084015circuiit was cool and I miss his presence and quirky style
>>14083960what are my fanons
>>14084031lewd
>>14084038Only fans of the show have fanons
>>14084043I love the showI especially love uhPinky Pony and Apple Sprinkleand umPrincess Celestial
>2meta4uAnyway, do you agree with Batman here?
>>14084052I'll allow it
>>14084039>tfw no bat pony gf
>>14084052Your fanon is that Applejack is a well-written character.
I think baby Mushroom Ponies are referred to as Truffoals.
>>14084054I love this sort of style for robinit's nice when he's drawn in a sort of cute way
>>14084039is there any cute porn of the dayguard and nightguard
>>14084030quirky as fuck
Welp, I burned bridges with final video downloader.
>>14084090>Mushroom Poniessomething something there's a line we've crossed, something something should probably stop
>>14084112
>>14084091He sure is in a better shape than he is in the main universe... ;_;Anyway, that dialogue really is meaningful.
>>14084056Gosh she is so adorable when suprised.Hnngg
>>14084072
>>14084054Always agree with batman
>>14084105That reminds me; I need to draw Pinkie frosting a cake with her butt.
>>14084142I want to chill out with Stormwalker
>>14084152Someone needs to edit that into a giant didlo. It would still look the part next to a dizzy and exhausted cloudchaser
someone gimme another suggestion for femanon in equestria
>>14084150Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?!?>Oh God I'm going blind, feeels so goood
>>14084168Femanon loses some goddamn weight
>>14084168femanon gains some weight
>>14084168Femanon going to Rarity's boutique to get less revealing clothesmeasuring ensues
>>14084168femanon getting sexual with a mare
>>14084168She promises to give Button Mash a blowjob if he can beat her at a video game, but she always wins because thumbs.
2fun4me
>>14084173
>>14084168Mr. Cake fighting back his boner while Femanon leans over the counter
>>14084186>he finally wins a single round because femanon's so drunk and bored with thrashing him day in and day out>he tries to collect his blowjob>she tells him he owes her like, hours of oral before that's gonna happen
http://derpibooru.org/451123YEPTHAT ANATOMY LOOKS PERFECT
Don't forget that Femanon is just a magically gender-swapped Anon.
>>14084222mega unf
>>14084229that has to be the least attractive horsedick Brae has ever drawn
This could be as well be named mlpg.png
>>14084234well yeah, obviouslyshe should be in pony jail for jerking off all the guards
>>14084242
>>14084251i tried the icecube thing because of mlpg
>>14084222So wouldn't femanon be just as horny as regular anon all the time?Wouldn't she demand payment?
>>14084273You sick freak.I only microwaved a banana.
>>14084268
>>14084268Just touch it Flit, come on dont be a prude.
>>14084283
>>14084273I tried sounding
>>14084280gross, she's not gonna fuck a colt
>>14084283double cutie mark showing
>>14084297Why not?He obviously knows what sex is, he initiated by making that bet, and I'm sure they'll both enjoy it in the end.
>>14084297she should
>>14084273>>14084293tried both before I even came to 4chan. casualsnever tried the banana thing though
>>14084306not only that, it's the wrong cutie mark
>>14084312FUCK YOU LEMON FOR NOT FINISHING THAT
>>14084280>>14084250Well the idea is supposed to be that the whole transition is weird and awkward and that anon's not really used to this dynamicThe premise is not structured around the kind of anon who spends all their time wishing they were a girl so they could fuck all the stallions in Ponyville
>>14084297Of course she wont if MLPGay has anything to do with it.
>>14084312Unf
>>14084318>her face when
>>14084330Hey, screw you, even I want to see it
>>14084325So we're confused and weirded out and getting used to both having a female body and being surrounded by overly affectionate stallions, plus any weird bullshit Discord might have thrown in
>>14084338or anon was such a master ruseman that he feigned ignorance long enough to throw Discord off the trailthen, once he's gone, time for gangbang
>>14084334What does that face even express?
>>14084330yeah, honestly?I'm full homo for ponies and I'd suck >>14084336's dick with no hesitation and I'd still like to see it
>>14084325GG plsYou know that Anon would get over the weirdness and give into curiosity within the first day.I just wish you'd stop forcing your rape fetish into everything, this could have turned into something cute
>>14084352ahegao
>>14084356>I'd suck hotglueanon's dicka-anon pleaseyou're making me blush
>>14084356>>14084336I'm very sure, any "mare/stallion on femanon" request always gets ignored while a "stallions frotting" request always gets fulfilled.Tain't fair, there are like 5 stallion on femanon pictures in existence.>inb4 someone posts glittergluezebraxfemale.gif as if it's enough
>>14084338Basically, yes, that's the premise, Anon is a real fish out of waterIt's more about the newness of things and the flipped paradigm, how unused to things Anon is, so there's elements of surprise, curiosity, experimentation, the forbidden taboo, that sort of thing>>14084363It's really more about constant attraction and the embarrassment of everyone in town having a boner for youThere's nothing nonconsensual going on here, unless you choose to interpret it that way
>>14084402>>14084401lel
>>14084352ok serious, answer, i think shockit was from this scene
>>14084414>That face
>>14084401>while a "stallions frotting" request always gets fulfilled.As someone who frequently requests stallions frotting, I can tell you right now that's a gross exaggerationI'll admit there isn't as much femanon-on-pony action as I would like to see, but there also isn't that much frottage either
>>14084401I'd rather have femanon on a mare/stallion from the actual shownot a couple of OCs made to grab for attention
>>14084402Kissing is so heartwarming to me.
>>14084431>OCs made to grab for attentionNo, they were made to fill a request
>>14084431Don't be needlessly hostile.
>>14084451Fuck you.
Fuck femanonXstallion/mareGive me more femanonXcolt/filly
>>14084461pedofags pls seek help
>>14084431it's easier to use OCS than to sully show characters that you like
http://derpibooru.org/451399
>>14084461don't worry anonthere'll be something for everyone
>>14084466Silly AnonI'm not sexually attracted to children.
>>14084461Fuck both of thoseGive me more filly x colt
http://derpicdn.net/img/2013/10/18/451397/large.png
>>14084461I want to see femanon stroke and brush a filly's tender undone ponytails, then she'd happily braid them back together.
>>14084461>femanon x filly
>>14084483GGSteven UniverseY/N?
>>14084500Sure why notit seems cute
>>14084500Amethyst is best Crystal Gem
>>14084486Unfortunately, I am not aware of a word that specifically refers to those who enjoy underage zoophiliaI decided to use a word that is generally associated with underage humans because of how anthropomorphized ponies areDo you know of a more appropriate label?
>>14084506I assumed you would like Amethyst>>14084509MAH NIGGA
>>14084488why wouldn't you just post the picture?did you know that you can paste the url in to the 'filename' field in the 'open' dialog box to make it post the image itself?
>>14084500did Rose draw that one?
>>14084515I'm not into zoophilia either.What a strange predicamentYou want to imply that theres something wrong with me, but you're using fetishes, and ones I don't even have for that matter.
>>14084509>>14084523Goddamn those lipsthey DEMAND to be smooched
>>14084527#WOWZA
We Chrystal Gems now
>you will never be a human wearing a pretty pair of pants
>>14084571"Here's your lollipop"
>>14084580>you will never hold your lover's hand as you walk in Mancity's park
>>14084585>that texthuh?
>>14084545my mistake!I misinterpreted your request for content of humans interacting with underage horsesLooking back, you used the notation of "femanonXcolt/filly" which is fairly general and isn't necessarily sexualAlthough we were having a sexually charged conversation, you weren't responding to it directly which lead to my confusionI would like to apologizeWhat sort of humanXunderage pony interaction were you looking for more of?
>>14084597Spongebob
>>14082684And in that time you could be shitposting MLPG.
>Egalitarian pony will never strip you of your identity and lead you into a friendly utopia
>>14084601Oh, no, I meant sexual interactionsRemember, drawn things AREN'T real, and to try to imply otherwise would be very silly.
>>14084552I'd fuck Palette.no regrets.
>>14084617these are things i bless celesita never happens
>>14084592>you'll never feel his fingers running through the locks of your human hair
>>14084607Damn, I was hoping for some delicious loli hentai maga.
>>14084607Luna Quest tomorrow?
>>14084601a lot of the times people see themselves as the younger character in pictures like these, not the older, it's to fulfill a youthful desire than wanting to bang children
Pony has Dextrocardia
>>14084664whatever you say pedo
pony has hyperspermia
>>14084624Well obviously I understand the distinction between fantasy and realityAfter all, I have fetishes that are impossible AND I play violent video games without wanting to murder anyoneUnfortunately, we've hit another language barrier where there isn't a good word for someone who is more attracted to fictional horsefucking than real horsefuckingjust like I don't know of a good word for someone who is in to fictional childfucking but not actual childfuckingAgain, I would like to apologize for mislabelling you. It does sound like you have your priorities in order, so I'll drop the subject. As a final note I would still like to add that I believe colts and fillies are not for sexual, but that's more of a difference of opinion than anything else
>>14084617Good.
>>14084674A lot of the time, people want to "win" conversations or arguements, so they'll resort to calling people names or projecting beliefs onto them.I bet you don't even like ponies.
>>14084674whatever you say terrorist
>>14084678and is on the stack
>>14084664size difference is one of my favorite fetishes but the vast majority of the content is big guy on little girl which is not at all attractive to meit's awful
>>14084682That was one of the most civilized responses I've heard.Bravo.
>>14084678>>14084696Then pony needs to contact me
>>14084696But that would only exacerbate pony's condition!Why would they do such a thing?
>>14084705I feel you on that
>>14084705"Is it now..."
>>14084710post your steam
>>14084719why yes, it isit's especially great when she's already in a position of authority
>>14084714it's terrible isn't it? pony's prostate is so swollen it makes it's cock and balls jut away from it's body, the balls rock hard and filled overpressurized semen.
>>14084736>femdom size differencemah nigga
>>14084736you're mum
>>14084738I shouldn't be unfing, but I am.Especially with the femdom right next to it.
>>14084738oh my, that doesn't sound healthy at all!Does he need help?Is he being abused?I'll gladly provide him a warm bed and a bathtub to fill if he needs a place to stay
>>14084722Pank A Poe
>>14084738owthat sounds incredibly painful
>>14084758his origin seems rather hazy, but he needs relief, because in this state it is hard to stimulate himself. not getting the release can be very painful, even after a short time, so he probably needs someone to take good care of him.
Pinkie Pie doesn't like you.
Pony starts to sing but she sings horrible.
>>14084786I suppose we can discuss the details later, but I can't just leave a pony in need like thatWould it be weird if I tried to take the first load in my mouth?I'm pretty sure I couldn't swallow the whole thing, but I'd like to get a baseline estimate of volume and I'm really, really curious about the flavor
>>14084819
>"You call that fun?"
>>14084797That's because I changed waifus, right?
>>14084864>changing waifusI don't like you either.
>>14084842have you ever drunk from a firehose? i bet you could try to sample some, but i don't think anyone could swallow the kind of spurt that make one's dick swell up almost to double it's girth
>>14084853I call you fun.
>>14084892>Sassflash's face when she realizes she's not in the basement
>>14084892Yeah most mares do that when they see my dick.Except Rarity and Twilight.
>>14084885oh geez, I guess I underestimated the severityI suppose there will be time for SCIENCE! and measurements later, the poor guy clearly needs some drainingI just hope he doesn't get TOO much smaller over time, he's so big and cuddly~
>>14084657Yes.
What if this, but with your pony toys
>>14084918well, he adjusted. but even when fully drained his equipment is rather large. he may need assistance two or three times a day, but if get around to do that you can be sure of having his gratitude. when satisfied and relaxed he is quite docile and gentle and massaging his bulging taint, heavy grapefruit sized balls and broad fleshy sheath helps releasing any residual tension.
>>14084941lol
>>14084941why would you masturbate on your pony toysthat's just weirdhow would you even get the cum out of the synthetic hair without damaging it?
Spk
>>14084955I'd only cum on a pony toy without synthetic hair
>>14084941>implying my rarity toy wouldn't enjoy it secretly as her friends watched in horror
>>14084853imma punch you in the fockin nose
>>14084853the fun has yet to begin
99%shitposts1%hot gas
>>14084949I'd be happy to help him whenever I can, but I'll be out of the house for twelve hour shifts monday through thursdayHe can hang out at my place if he wants, I just don't want him to make a mess of the carpet while I'm outI can keep him drained on the weekends, but can he keep it together when I'm not there?
>>14085014we are the 1%
>>14085022you best take care of him right before you leave and then immediately once you come home. he still has problems properly stimulating himself. he can hold out just long enough, but you need to prepare to deal with a veritable flood of seed every evening.
Always rememberthe night is darkest just before the dawn
http://derpiboo.ru/451399welp
>>14085014that's your opinion.
>>14085053
>>14085060is she gonna break some shit or what is that supposed to mean
>>14085018That made me smile. I always thought it was kind of silly when people randomly posted a picture of a pony then shouted that out, but now it makes more sense.
>>14085018yeah, nah"ponies" has a different meaning here
>>14085085>not mare fleshlight
Celestia will go on a date with you but first you must experience the magic of friendship.
Bebber than beb
>>14085073I agree. I feel like that's the main appeal of MLPG. Through all the same bickering and fighting over everything the rest of the fandom talks about, in the end people here still remember why they're here "because I fucking love ponies, look at this pony, it's adorable. I love that!" and that always trumps any shit they might have just been complaining about.
>>14085068that car is....
>>14085101What does that mean? Talk to Twilight Sparkle?
>>14084941>>harmpless fun>implying that harms anyoneWhy are prudes so horrible people?Just let people enjoy what they want to enjoy, geez, that's not hard.
>>14085104It's going to be so special~As princess takes time just for meeeeee!
So is the "opening an umbrella inside is bad luck" actually true, or do people just say it so dumbasses don't open their umbrellas indoors? It's been pretty universal, i all my years i don't remember ever seeing one open indoors
>>14085104Is it me or are Twilight's eyes wrong?
>>14085133>is a superstition true
>>14085048I can certainly live with thatI figure I'll get him off right when I wake up then give him a quickie before I head out for the dayThe evenings will be a bit messier but with the same general ideaThe real issue is going to be figuring out what to do with all this ponycumI mean, I can only drink so much raw and I doubt I could bring more than a thermos full to work without being labeled a weirdoI don't want it all to go to waste, but I just don't know what to do with it allPlus, I'm pretty sure my drain would get clogged pretty quick if I were constantly trying to bathe in it
>>14084955>how would you even get the cum out of the synthetic hair without damaging it?Pee on it?Pee seems to dissolve cum.
>>14085133Does your mother's back break when you step on a crack in the pavement?
>>14085135I just finished talking to your mom, she said Twilight's eyes were fine
>>14085133Yes, it's trueSource: my ex was a witch and she regularly cursed people for walking under ladders and opening umbrellas indoorsthe sex was alright but I had to leave her when she tried to turn my dick in to a catcock
>>14085104>>14085151They look derped. I think it's because you can see part of them through her hair.
>>14085145but then my pony toy would smell like peethat's even worse
>>14085133does walking under a ladder give you bad luck? or seeing a black cat, breaking a mirror, spilling salt? It's just superstition
http://i.imgur.com/VfBMX2n.jpg
>>14085107I see that mindset come out whenever we get show/comic synopsis or previews and when there's cute new art or, even though there's a lot more complaining over them now, greentexts and it's always great to see. Best time to be around here is when everyone just lets themselves enjoy the cute ponies.
>>14085166It's shit
>>14085166oh ew
>>14085148>>14085140>>14085163>>14085154well why is it so universally agreed upon? We can't agree on things like "Don't be a rapist" "Don't be an asshole" "Don't be an autistic sperglord" "Rarity is the best pony" etc., but when it comes to opening an umbrella indoors, the decision is always unanimous
Does pone sit like hat?
>>14085187go back to tumblr
>>14085141maybe you can process it and just just drink all that thick spunk. it is very rich and you might incorporate it into some nice meals for both of you. but i'm sure there still would be a lot left. maybe you should try to find some other deviants who are interested. get some jars and give them away or sell them. sharing is caring.
What if pony ponied princess?
>>14085166Well, i mean, if you like that sort of thing
Psst Hey Ponies.
>>14085187Are you a dunce?Nobody opens an umbrella indoors because it's a fucking retarded thing to do. Not because they believe any superstition.
>>14085187Do you have an ounce of common sense? I'm serious here.
>>14085163Walking under a ladder is probably one of those "useful" superstitions, in that when it's in use, it's probably safer just to walk around; less chance of bumping it or whatever.Same with breaking a mirror, creates a big sharp mess.Salt probably just started from it being a useful seasoning and not wanting to be wasteful.I can't imagine where a black cat crossing your path would stem from, though.
>>14085206
>>14085208alot of other things are "fucking retarded", but people still do them. >>14085218of course
>>14085206Luna Quest tomorrow?
>>14085194what, you mean, like, if big mac ponied applejack?
>>14085221>I can't imagine where a black cat crossing your path would stem from, though.Probably from the bubonic plague, people thought it came from cats
>>14085166http://imgur.com/e3phc65,vV0mJ7W,lY2l47gAlso that is blisteringly hot
>>14085190I hope soI'd love to wear pony
>>14085239Hmm, that's probably it, then.
>>14085249derpy is a very ugly hat
>>14085249If someone could find me a way of designing a plush that doubles as a hat that doesn't look silly I will dig out my sewing machine from storage and finally get into making pony merch.
>>14085239>they killed almost all cats they saw>cats were actually keeping the plague from spreading by killing the miceStupid humans
>>14085230See>>14083302>>14084657>>14084920http://mlpg.co/qt/res/217221.html
>>14085244astounding
>>14085268Oh.Sorry
>>14085263but a very pretty pony.
>>14085193>feeding hyperspermic pony his own semeni-is he okay with that?doesn't that only spur production even harder?I suppose I could start bottling and giving it away, although to really do that right I'd have to make an investment in a pumpI wouldn't necessarily HAVE to sell it off, but I would like to recoup my costs
>>14085281incorrect
how to convince a human to date you
>>14085285
>>14085290"I am a pony. If you go on three dates with me I will let you touch my butt. You have to pay for at least two of the dates."
>>14085275Sorry, that was a bit harsh. Either way, A.J.'s been posting session days in that /qt/ thread, so doesn't hurt to check it first.
>>14085290
>>14085283a pump? that seems to be rather cold and impersonal. i don't think he'd like it.
what turns a human on
>>14085290Nuzzle them and give them big dewy eyes until they take you out.
can humans love ponies
>>14085305Flag your tail to the side and jiggle your flanks
>>14085312i'd hook her a good one in the gabber
>>14085302I'd like to avoid it too, I certainly don't want to industrialize my ponyI think it would probably just be best to keep no more than a day's supply on-hand and drain the rest in to a garden out back
Which one of you told Bon Bon that this was the search engine?
>>14085315humans can love pretty much anything, so yeah, I'm pretty sure they can
>>14085290>>14085305>>14085315Ms. Bon, we're worried about you.
>>14085322SEMEN TREES
http://i.imgur.com/F87Jw1f.jpg
>>14085322you can still manually take care of it.speaking of which, just how would you relieve your pony?
