Carrots are healthier than Apples!Therefore, Carrots > Apples.And therefore, Carrot Top > Applejack!Try and prove me wrong!previous thread>>14072356
Which pony enjoys anal sex the most?
>>14077150Snips
>>14077109But do they keep the doctor away?Apples - 1Atheist - 0
>>14077150Your mum
>"You call that a large?"
>>14077184If you want a proper large size, go to an american resturantyuropoor large is an american medium
>>14077161Tex, which do you prefer? Blue or Apple?
>>14077184THEY DON'T MAKE PANTS LARGE ENOUGH TO FIT YOUR FAT ASS INSIDE
>>14077184hold still so i can uppercut your stupid nose
>>14077184It was the biggest popcorn they sold!
>>14077194.the two best sisters huggingmaximum overdaw
>>14077201Which really pisses me off, I ask for a medium drink expecting to get something suitable for a meal and get this absurdly large monstrosity.I think Del Taco is the only place that still sells medium as medium.
Applejack when will you get a proper song?Show when will the writers re-learn how to write your characters?DeLancie, when will you tell them to shove it, and that Discord was only a one-time villain?
>>14077224>.
Carrot horse > every other horse
>>14077256On Airity
I want to scare the flower trio sexually
>>14077202Isn't it obvious?Rainbow Dash is a good pony though.
>>14077270Tumblr, plsHUB, pls...
>>14077277With what? I bed they'd laugh at your non-stallion dick
>>14077283They're scared of everything big or small
>>14077283The math was done, anon. A little pony stallion's dick at its largest is roughly average human dick.
>>14077301but pony is purist
>>14077301What if anon is smaller than average?
>>14077281Truly a man of impeccable taste.
>>14077324>pony makes you pick up a flare spell
>>14077325Then he's still about the same as the average marshmallow pony dick, and that's not even counting the human ability to hilt that ponies can't match.
Butts
>>14077347I love me some butts.
>>14077298I know that feel, Rara. I want to tell you that you're pretty amazing yourself too, but i have a feeling that's not what you want to hear.
>>14077347butts
>>14077301>>14077336I'm glad there's people that care enough to figure these things out so I don't have to
>>14077362this is terrible and why is it?
Pony should brush pony
>>14077328>Grrrr. Anon! That bastard will pay for dressing us up like this!>Aw shucks sugarcube, why even bother?
>>14077357I could never picture how Rarity would react if I ever told her how perfect I think she is.Would she be creeped out? Would she be flattered? Would she buck me in the dick?I just don't know.
>>14077362Her designs make EQG look good
>be one of the original /co/lts and bronies>y'know, back when the word actually meant something>fun times in the synchtube, headcannon discussion, the first writefags/drawfags>EQD didn't suck>Lauren visited, so did some animators>Eurobeat Brony came out with his stuff>LOVED ITThen the /b/tards came. They spammed /co/, raided us. /co/ started hating us. The bans happened. Unfortunately, as with everything on /b/ it became disseminated to the general public. Now every autistic fuck and their mother is a "brony."Do you know what that word meant? It was a badge of shame, technically. You were a person who was a bro to you because he participated in your shameful pony shenanigans. We would NEVER fathom revealing our power level. The fandom went to fucking shit when it became more or less acceptable to show that you liked the show.Just so you know, if you joined and bitched in the middle of S2? S3 and EqG is your fault. S2 was aimed at US. Not you./mlp/ is what's left of the shit hole legacy that was /b/-ronies and it's so pathetic you don't even notice.
>>14077383Sadly for you, (or happily?) you had no idea that telling her she's perfect is Ponyville code for 'may I have some generosity?', which she always says yes to.
>>14077362>tranny rarity
>>14077109An apple a day keeps the doctor away.A carrot a day turns your skin orange.
http://derpibooru.org/401903
>>14077383Bucked in the dick is my fetish, but with AJ.
>>14077324IS HER VAGINA DOING THE TALKING?
>>14077424Is Twilight eating her out or something?
>>14077408you're an idiot
Rarity is a slut.
>>14077440defensive much?
>>14077408i hated the Lauren sticky. It just turned into a dick waving contest "Fuck you ponychan" etc. I don't even know what Lauren was thinking
>>14077439maybe?
>>14077408>>14077440>>14077449Rainbow Dash, would you do the honors?
>>14077441WHERE?
>>14077453I mean during the /co/ days
>>14077453He's talking about when she visited /co/Ya know>Dance, puppets dance
>>14077412B-But this isn't what I wanted at all.I don't want to fuck my waifu.
>>14077461she's busybusy with stallions
>>14077412where did that come from? that's kinda dark
>>14077439twilight has been turned into her pubic hair#MLPG
>>14077424I don't understand why the ugly humans
>>14077465Everywhere. Slut here, slut there, doesn't matter where she is.
>>14077408Nice copypasta dude>>14075360
>>14077424I guess this artist isn't all badhttp://derpibooru.org/402597?scope=scpe835e74fe43fe627f9eda46098d299b8763eb7c82
>>14077477
http://mlpg.co/3dpd/index.htmlwat
>>14077475What a shame.>>14077479...Is it? It's not like she's been brainwashed or anything, she's just generous and enjoys sex.
>>14077471>>14077473yeah i know
>>14077475
>>14077505>Have you ever spitroasted a mare before?
>>14077475Would you make sweet love to your waifu:?
>>14077461
>>14077528>It'd be good
>>14077461>>>14077408>>14077440>>14077449
>>14077552>But horse meat tastes mediocre at best I've heard, and wouldn't that be cannibalism anyway?
>>14077523Is it so wrong for a man to want to spend time with his waifu and not want to put his dick in her?>>14077537I mean, yeah, if she wanted and pressured me into it.But outside of that I have no desire to fuck Rarity.
>>14077585>Is it so wrong for a man to want to spend time with [any sentient female] and not want to put his dick in her?Yes. Can you even call yourself a man?
>>14077585But you could do both, anon.
Okay, I want to commission cute pony things, but I need to do so anonymouslywhat do I need to know to make sure I won't get traced back through paypal?
ANY AND ALL COMIC RELATED DISCUSSION HAS IT'S OWN THREAD LOCATED HERE>>14038562EXTRA COMIC RELATED THREADS>>14075961PREVIOUS COMIC STORYTIME THREAD>>14072625THE ONLY CURRENT THREAD DISCUSSING THE NEW S4 CHARACTER LEAK>>14074805THAT IS ALL FOR NOW. HAVE A GOOD DAY AND STAY PONY.
>>14077334>use flare within your Spellblade-Dualwield-Rapidfire strategy>8 attacks that ignore def>if that doesn't impress them, nothing will
>>14077621I will talk about the comic here.
>>14077621>discussing the show and comicsi don't see how this is relevant to MLPG.
>>14077585>Is it so wrong for a man to want to spend time with his waifu and not want to put his dick in her?Of course not, mah nigga. But Tex is correct. You can do both. Days and nights of just being together, with that little extra for special occasions. Or just when you do find yourself in the mood, as will happen one day.
>>14077618You can register your paypal as a "business" account. You will still need to provide at the very least an email address I believe, but I don't think a home address in necessary, and you're name won't be shown; only whatever you choose your business name to be"
>>14077599I want to be her little man.>>14077604But where could we even make time for that with all the picnics, movies, and fashion shows we go to? Will I even have the energy?
>>14077621GODDAMN MLPG SIPHONING ALL THE DISCUSSION FROM THE BOARDFIRST THE ARTISTS NOW THIS
>>14077624rapidfire was the stupidest shit everI wish some of the other abilities would've been on par, but guaranteed hits and bypass damage cap is too good
>>14077649Okay, so, bogus email accountgot it
>>14077682However bogus it is, it's still a bogus email account that needs to be linked with your very real bank account in order to transfer money off of it. Or maybe it works differently depending on your payment methods, i dunno.
>>14077676it also bypass the chicken knife's !flee chances as well, making it the best weapon in the game
>>14077621I've got a bad feeling about this post
>>14077633THERE IS NO CURRENT DISCUSSION ABOUT THE COMICS IN THIS CURRENT THREAD. THEREFORE IT IS ONLY LOGICAL TO RELOCATE YOURSELF TO THE NEAREST COMIC RELATED THREAD
>>14077700Paypal, since that's all most artists and other things I need to make transactions for will take
>season 3 ends>fetish post starts to increaseGuys I think Gloomy is behind all this sex talk
>>14077737it's also happening during seasons
I haven't checked MLPG in almost a year, surprised to see it survived through this board.I miss when the show was great, guys.I want to have faith in season 4 but I just can't.
i want people to talk to me about my art
>>14077767why come?
>>14077109Wasn't it shown that the Apple Family bought out the Carrot farm?
>>14077767>I haven't checked MLPG in almost a yearit seems like there is one of you every day.GEE FUCKING WHIZ, I WONDER WHAT THAT MEANS.
>>14077726To my knowledge, in order to get money on to your paypal, you've gotta either transfer it directly from a bank account, or just have someone send you money. However, there's a way to use paypal without ACTUALLY using paypal: Invoices. What happens is you give the artist your email, and they send you an invoice via email. This invoice says "(Artist) is requesting $__ from you" or something like that. You fill in your credit/debit card information on your invoice, and submit it, and it's done. I think that's how that works. I don't think you need a paypal account to do that.
>>14077776
>>14077676>>14077709 herestill, mastered ranger is nothing compared to the Chemist class, or the Blue Mage. They break the game by themselves
>>14077776I don't know about your art other than you draw very soft looking thingsD-do I talk about that?
>>14077651>I want to be her little man.Part of being an owned man is satisfying her sexually, anon.
>>14077767I think if it weren't for the good comics and Rarity I'd have dropped the show completely, but I'm not sure. Other ponies are pretty fun as well.
>>14077776I'd fuck your art
>>14077767Have you seen the storyboards?Do you know Discord has a song?You know Amy Keating Rogers and Fullerton are coming back?Hell I think it's even still true that McCarthy only wrote one episode this seasonstill optimistic
>>14077783because i was bored and it popped into my head to check>>14077787it means there's a lot of people who've drifted away between season 2 and 3.
>>14077776How do you art?
>>14077718Well I'll talk about the comics whenever and wherever I feel like.Since there was nothing this week, I guess the Equestria Girls Annual is next Wednesday?
>>14077621We've already kinda gone over everything already. /mlp/ is just dragging things out.But on, lets discuss. Bulging Biceps, voiced by Nappa.Thoughts? How do we introduce a new Big McLargehuge character after Iron Will and Snowflake and make them interesting?
>>14077788thanks for the advice either way
>>14077820seconded
>>14077767But S3, while not as good as S1 or 2 was still very enjoyable. The pegacorn Twilight thing is nothing to get worked up over at all since it's just going to be a superficial chance, and maybe open up new possibilities for episodes centered around TwilightWe also have a few returning writers who wrote some really good episodes.What's there to lose faith in?
>>14077835DAY AND NIGHT
>>14077829>Do you know Discord has a song?Can De Lancie sing?I've never seen him sing in anything
>>14077846>That guyProbably one of the only consitently good brony video producers out thereno nonsesne, no gaemin, just ponies and him being delightfully insane
>>14077776I like your art, your pones are plump and plush looking.
>>14077817Can't she just like me for me and not how good our sex is?
>>14077856This is the only other thing he's ever sung to my knowledge. It's wonderfulhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqvYwGy-JVE
http://i.imgur.com/wMd0TFn.gifpony says its time for your walk. so no one in equestria is suspicious you have to pretend to be an animal and cant wear clothes
>>14077829John de Lancie gave a weak performance in the fluttershy conversion episode, so I sort of think he'll put no effort into the song.I haven't seen the storyboards, but my friend shared the superhero ponies concept thing, and honestly it worries me because it seems generic
>>14077867Of course she does, but a woman has needs.
>>14077799>tfw finally copied that one blue magic triple group buffI also remember using chemist with some dragon item to get retarded buffs, good timesFFV might be my favorite RPG, not enough games offer you interesting optional content like that
>>14077776Do you just want people to throw compliments your way or are you actually trying to get people to seriously discuss your art?
>>14077867Sure, but then you're just friends and she's not your waifu. There's nothing wrong with that.
>>14077837I'm surprised no one here has tried to guess how he'll look like.We did that with discord, bit I guess no one cares now.
>>14077837Maybe he'll be an actual reoccuring male character. There's only really like, three of those.
>>14077837>>14077897But what if Bulging Biceps is just what they decide to name the muscle pony?
>>14077873>>14077856there is thishttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OV-OF9wZWDs
>>14077837I'm more interested in the "Dr. Callereon" or however it was spelled. The name means "knight" in spanish, correct?
>>14077848The whole season was just plain sloppy.A reduced episode count, bringing back characters simply for redemption episodes (one that was great, one that was rushed), no Rarity episode, having the season finally be a rushed musical that ends on a very controversial change in the shows dynamic, a stronger emphasis on Shining Armor and Cadance the two worst characters on the show that only detract screen time, we've been to the Crystal Empire like three freaking times and have no memorable characters there, no decent villain all season.The whole season was an huge step down from everything before it. I have hope for S4, but I have more doubts then ever
>>14077848i just know theyll make the others winged unicorns tooi am dreading thatthey shouldnt have changed twilight either but its too late now and the floodgates have opened
>>14077916I thought his name was Snowflakes because of the show book?And it seems to me like the new character might be for the comic parody episode since it sounds like a Hulk parody.
>>14077928yoi get what you're sayingbut>while not as good as S1 or 2, was still very enjoyable
>>14077922caballo is spanish for horse.
>>14077873He DOES have a really smooth voice, though hes kinda all one level
>>14077848It wasn't really enjoyable, spike at your service was in particular the worst episode in the series (even worse than the owl one everybody used to and i bet still hates) because of how soulless and generic it was. Half the episodes were poorly written messes, half were "okay" written messes, but most of Season 3 was a mess. I thin the Scootaloo episode, despite unnecessary Luna, and maybe Babs were the only ones I enjoyed.I have no opinion on twilight wings but knowing 4chan as i do and from friend reactions, i imagine it was overhyped overhated nonsenseeither way, a pair of wings doesn't make or break a show, poor writing and creativity do
>>14077928Facing the facts, S3 had its production time and costs split so the staff could also work on Equestria Girls at the same time, and there was restructuring of the head staff, too, so really S3 was a strained rush job in many ways and still turned out fairly well imo
>>14077879I'm kinda hupe for Poner Rangers to be honest, it looks like cheesy parodic fun. Villain looks cool as well, and I'm a sucker for ponies in costumes.I can't imagine de Lancie's song will be very good though, seems kinda shoehorned without context.
>>14077951I'm almost positive it's a Hulk reference. Mostly because this particular voice actor has VA'd for Hulk in the past.
>>14077983>S3 had its production time and costs split so the staff could also work on Equestria Girls at the same timeAnd it was SOOOO not worth it
>>14077951In the show book, it's just Muscle Pony.
>>14077831oh sweetokay ill talkfirst I start off with a really messy sketch, and then go over it quickly with a darker color, I recently started doing this and it's been hella nice and a lot easier/fasterI used to do a really clean sketch that looked like lineart and it took too long, I still do that if I just want to color it thoughafter that I go ahead and ink, freehand, at a 15-s-1 stability depending on the line, I try to stay constant and I'm a bit of a perfectionist so I make them look okay to me before finishingand then I flat color, I rough it out with solid colors, then I blur/watercolor them to blend. Mostly with a shade that matches the background. then I darken in areas that need it, and highlight where light is, etc. hair and eye highlights. then special effects and a backgroundI also didnt start signing shit until lately but there you go
>>14077985>Poner Rangers
>>14077889>chemist with some dragon item to get retarded buffsChemist could even stop ExDeath from going NeoExdeath and finish the game these (Kiss of Blessing Bug), as well as the stupid buffs and debuffs>FFV might be my favorite RPG, not enough games offer you interesting optional content like thatAgreed, I had a lot of fun with the Four Job Fiesta that happened earlier this year. Allows you to play the game in very different way
>>14077875Tell pony I'm not into that.Unless I'm a diamond dog or a pony.
http://derpibooru.org/450904UNF
>>14077879>I haven't seen the storyboardsGO FUCKING DO ITRIGHT FUCKING NOWAPPLES FOREVER MOTHERFUCKER
>>14077983I agree. Of course it's not gonna be as good as other seasons and of course it's gonna have some issues. They just didnt have the time devoted to it that they have for other seasons, and I don't think people take that into consideration enough. That's mainly why i think season 4 will be pretty enjoyable.
>>14077970Wait wait twaiA Dr. Caballo/Horse.Spanish.In the same episode as a "Bulging Biceps"Is he gunna be pony Bane?>"Hey Vageta, listen to my silly accent!"
>>14077776Where do you draw inspiration from?
>>14078005>drawing the junkosAlso holy shit girl I want to say I follow that but I'm a damn neophyte at art
>>14077928It had it's problems, yes, but I still think it was an overall enjoyable season. Cartoons get bad seasons sometimes, but in some cases they do get better. The few things we've seen of S4 leave me very hopeful>>14077932I doubt that would happen. Twilight it Celestia's number one student and that's why her becoming a princess makes a little sense, I just don't see why the others would get wings/horns too outside of toys.
>>14077848The fact they made what was formerly an i portant aspect of the world's mythology a merely superficial change is what's most upsetting to me.Having two princess was cool and fantastical, they throw it out the window with Cadence.I'm still optimistic, but I won't say it doesn't sting that the show's not going to go anywhere near that stuff now.
>>14078021We don't know it's the same episodeWe just know it's the same voice actor.
>>14078008>>14077985GO GO PONER RANGERS!
>>14078034>Having two princess was cool and fantastical, they throw it out the window with Cadence.That happened in S2.
>>14078032>Twilight it Celestia's number one student and that's why her becoming a princess makes a little sensethats a pretty lousy reason tbhher magic is a better one but really it would be easy to make them all wings/horns because elements of harmony
>>14078037All the more reason that I see a Jekyll and Hyde thing happening here
>>14077881But what if I can't satify her needs? I don't want her to stop loving me because of it.>>14077893But I love her and I want to spend every second with her. I just don't want to have sex.
>>14078005Neato.What programs or brushes do you use?
>>14078032Twilight Sparkle will not outlive her friends.
>>14078051You don't take a personal disciple like that when you have an entire academy of teachers if you don't plan on training her for a successor role.
>>14077985>Friendship Sentai: Ponyranger
>>14078044Well yeah, but even more so by giving Twilight wings, you know? I'm just talking about how, as the seasons go on, gradually winged unicorns are less and less unique, fantastically powered princess and more like just another race to stick in a toy set. Just another recolor for an under-used mold.
>>14078057>But what if I can't satify her needs? I don't want her to stop loving me because of it.This is Rarity, anon. You can satisfy her, because even if you can't she can just use magic and you suddenly can.
>>14078069but she's taken multiple personal students over the centuries
>>14078085Well yeah, there's no problem with thatOne at a time.
>>14078029whatever I'm really into at the moment and ideas others give me, really>>14078030I think it would make more sense if I made a video>>14078064this stuff yo
>>14078044Personally I felt Cadance has always been more show damaging then Twilight being a princess.At least Twilight is in interesting character that isnt just trying to replace another character in a similar role for merchandise.And Twilight, unites the day and the night. Theres a symbolgy here. Where the heck does love fit in there? It doesnt, but no one cares for the little details anymore
>>14078057You can't spend every second with her if you don't want to have sex.It's just a thing that won't happen, not even if you are her pet.You could still spend a good part of your days with her as the good friend you want to be, though.
>>14078085We don't know that actually. Just Twilyand Sunset Superman if you count eqg shit
>sentenal re-activated the hats server
>>14078065In order for Fluttershy to master the Element of Kindness, and ascend into the form of an alicorn, she must overcome her fear of dragons.
>>14078085Yes, and none of them were up to parJust look at SS
>>14078109>if you count eqg shitso if you count canon?
>>14078109I really hope the show just never brings up EQG or anything that happened in it
>>14078116ExcellentFull moon party time is a go!
>>14078116>it's now a 24/7 hydro server
>>14078129do they bring up "All Grown Up" in rugrats, besides what they did in the one special episode?no
>>14078128tiers of canon etc. etc.EqG probably won't be referenced in season 4.
>>14078116I guess holding it hostage didn't work out after all.
>>14077922SpeculationWhat is her a doctor of?
>>14078076I totally get this complaint. While I don't think it's a big deal, I can understand why someone would be upset that they're underplaying the fantasy aspect of the show.Really, I think that was problem in all the seasons, usually they'd just bring up a mythical creature and that was kind of it. The show really never explored stuff like that that much.>>14078100I've never had a big problem with Cadence. Her only offense was being extremely uninteresting. But it's not a problem for me because even in episodes she's featured in she's usually stuck in the background.
>>14078155Flash won't show up and the rest are trapped, so the worst is probably just a "hey, remember that one really weird thing" sort of moment
>>14078116Only a matter of time before he brings back the archive
>>14078154Well no shit that wouldn't make sense for them to bring up All Grown Up in Rugrats. Besides i dont think they even made new Rugrats after All Grown Up came out
>>14078162I'm gonna say it's not the health kind of doctor. My mind instantly skips to something along the lines of the "Dr. Octopus" title.
>>14078100>symbology hereIn her name. That's it. She has never displayed any aspects of "twilight" and if her name was Violet Twinkle, it wouldn't change her character in the slightest.
>>14078154But that's a whole weird time line difference thingThis clearly happens after season 3
>>14078078But what if I sexually embarrass myself?>>14078107What if we move in together, but I wore a chastity belt?
>>14078167>Her only offense was being extremely uninteresting.And thats the worst thing a character can be.which is all the more infuriating that they have been trying to replace Celestia with her and The Crystal Empire with Canterlot.They fill the same roles, but one not as good as the original
>>14078211>But what if I sexually embarrass myself?She'll love you anyway, and help you learn to avoid whatever mistakes you made for the next time.
>>14078182>She has never displayed any aspects of "twilight"She literally united the princess of the day with the princess of the night
>>14078212It's sort of this self perpetuating cycleShe's not interesting because she keeps getting sidelined the moment anything happens.any attempt to develop her is doomed.
>>14078212fuck what you heard, i like the adventures to the crystal empire. always nice to see what shiny and cadance are up to
>>14078232well actually that was all the mane six
>>14078181>"Dr. Octopus" title.But we already have a pony doing that in the super hero episode.....
>>14078232You know pony names are oddly prophetic. You'd think at some point someone would have noticed this and go do some head scans of some parents or something.
Pony wants to be you grillfriend
>>14078232Actually, "literally" she didn't.She, with five friends, set Luna free to enable her meeting with Celestia, but that uniting was those two.Figuratively, you have a slight case for.
>>14078242>always nice to see what shiny and cadance are up toRecall one memorable line they had that episode
>>14078280What would pony even grill?
>>14078285that's one hell of a beer gut there flutterbutter
>Twilight: Rainbow Dash, you have to stop, your Element is in pain, I can hear it crying.
>>14078285no go away and leave the partying to pinkie you foul horse
>>14078285>giggle juiceSo precious
>>14078306TWILY
>>14078285fluttershy stop drinking all the sparkling grape juice
>>14078303Thats more then Cadance ever did
>>14078155>tiers of canon
>>14078306I liked shinning armor's line about twilight always saving his hide
>>14078116I don't get why sent doesn't just walk away and take all his shit with him.I would have done it long ago.
>>14078326I KNEW YOU'D SAY THATGod I hate that. We all hated that, but its so bad its become memanic and funny. Before the comics, that was his ENTIRE character, a really bad catch phrase
>>14078330Cadence is literally the accidental alicorn.
>>14078332Every major work has it to some extentEven the god damned biblethat's just the way things work.Show = word of god > comics > books > the nonsesnse comics that had things like twilight marrying blueblood.
>>14077249>DeLancie, when will you tell them to shove it, and that Discord was only a one-time villain?> when will you tell them to shove it>when will you>implying Delancie isnt the reason Disord is a reoccurring character
>>14078310i hope we don't get this far. This is anime level development
>>14078359he needs to grow some balls and realize he's ruining a perfectly good little girl's show, then.
I'd be okay with the other Elements of Harmony becoming alicorns at/towards the end of the show, especially if it was part of a goal to have Twilight start to grow even more into a leader/mentor role, but they'd have to really make it an overarching story for the season and foreshadow that well. Twilight's was really too abrupt, even with the stuff they tried to fit in.But for next season, all I really expect is for the CMC to get their marks.
>>14078306Shiny was alright for his amusing voice. I dunno, I think Francis does a good job. Cadence remains a cardboard cut-out.
>>14078347I just want him to say radical at least once
>>14078355but anon, canon is meaningless to most christians nowadays. The bible itself can be referred to as the big book of multiple choice
>>14078359
>>14078381Fucker doesn't even watch the episodes. Think he cares?
>>14078391He really is Poochy the Pony
>>14077376because the artist cant draw humans and really thinks he can
>>14078285I would love to drink alcohol with Fluttershy. She would fucking rant about everything, It'd be hysterical.
>>14078391>tfw cadance is probably a better surfer than shiny basement dweller
>>14078388I just want cute ponies and no more of this alicorn nonsense.
>>14078381When people say things like this be it serious or not I have to wonder if people do remember that they are not the target audience for this show.I feel like talking about MLP with an actual little girl would be a lot more fun.
>>14078332Tiers of canon exist in any franchise that exists over several bounds of media, and many that don't.E.g., the Bible, Star Wars, many cape comics.
>>14078381He's doing this to get some dosh out of the fanboys.I'd do the same thing really. Fuck little girls, they don't do jack shit for me.
>>14078397It's like those choose your own adventure goosebump books!
>>14078411you can't stop it texthe toys demand it>implying alicorns aren't cute ponies
>>14078414>Star Wars,Ugh, dont remind meFucking Lucas just tosses decades worth of books and other canon out the window just to make The Force Unleashed canon
>>14078412>I feel like talking about MLP with an actual little girl would be a lot more fun.no shit. and it's actually a blast to play mlp with them toono weirdo, I just have a young cousin
>>14078434Alicorns are less cute than the other types of ponies.
>>14078458now you've gone and hurt her feelings with your lies
>>14078457I watched a lot of episode with my step sister back when I lived with my parents. It was great.
>Sunset Shimmer comes back>some sort of mcmuffin that lets the user go through the portal at any time>She becomes the Element of Fortune
>>14078099Your art isn't ponies
>>14078457I would really like to do that, but take things too far>"Ok Rainbow Dash, lets go on a scavenger hunt!">"No Pinkie Pie, I gotta go TO THE EXTREME!">"W-what?">"Running off cliffs! Fighting dinosaurs! I am a GOD!">VROOOOOOM!>"Why are you drivign a race ca->VROOOOOOOOOOO! EEEEERRRRR! EERRRRRRR! PBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRGHGGGGGH!
>>14078458>Alicorns are less cute than the
>>14078116i cant see it in my favourites list
>>14077259What the fuck?
>>14078458Thats not true!Crystal ponies are just all around awful!
>>14078099>>14078064Looks like Onta's brush pack
>>14078498Do you pinch yourself before bed to serve as an alarm clock?
>>14078458You have the worst oponeions
>>14078490http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LI_mwl3QcYA
REDIVDraw AmethystShe's like Red Ribbon except not a ponyOr maybe Amethyst AS a pone
>>14078509Anon, please, fanart of ponies with broken legs isn't helping.
>>14078482you arent ponies
>>14078490it's true. Look at dash's cute little wings, then twily's big monstrosities. I just noticed i still haven't even accepted the transformation
>>14078500I liked the initial, regular-ponies-but-shinier-with-hexagonal-pupils-and-new-hairstyles designs personally
>>14078527Whoa, hey, anon didn't post your art.
>>14078484me too, I'd be to tempted to bring over my old army men and have Pinkie lead the charge against Queen Rarity
>>14078490
>>14078506most of them are actually customs by me, some are from that pack though
>>14078527As if you're one to talk
>>14078529>dash will get the big wings when she becomes an alicorn
>>14078285Congrats on landing that cartoon gig
Pony likes the way you walk, why don't you walk her way?
>>14078550What does that mean? I don't recall drawing anything on the level of what I replied to.
pony just found her first shiny and critically hit it
>>14078563Thanks, I will.
>>14078563Pony has terrible pickup lines, but that just makes her more adorable.
>>14078572
>>14078556UNF
alicorn applejack taking tex's flare
>>14078490>>14078510Requesting a flash of that Gif and this music
>>14078572Pony just saved outside of lumiose city
>>14078589She can't tell when he penetrates while she's a normal pony.
>>14078572Pony just
>>14078609That's a funny-looking keyring.
>>14078624
>>14078116He manually stopped it after realizing it was online. I am not kidding.He really wants to speak to Cosmo, doesn't he?
>>14078618I shouldnt be able to recognize what war this is by picture alone
>>14078624Just wait until they start making keyrings of that pokemon.
>>14078641well which one?
Why was Rarity making such a big scene after someone accidentally stepped on her tail?Because she has a FLAIR for the dramatic!
>>14078641Why the fuck not?
Red horse is haughty
>>14078640oh who careskrabb is getting a new one, now back to talking about delicious plot
>>14078666>helicopters>grasslandsVietnam comes to mind
>>14078490>You are talking care of these two little ones>Its after midnight and they are not in bed>You tell them its bed time>They start doing this at youWhat do you do?
Can you guys post more OCs for my OC folder?Good ones please, but bad ones are fine too.
pony doesn't want you to go pony wants you to stay with pony where it's safe and happy
>>14078641Gee I wonder what other war has popular use of two-bladed rotor hueys.
>>14078693>snuggle
>>14078561that's just a background character....
>>14078695
>>14078640>he posted that it is online himself and then took it down again
>>14078715>You go into snuggle>The ydotn stop>you are battered to death between their little bodies>deadBad EndWould you like to play again?
>>14078705The english civil war.
>>14078718dont you get itany black girl = mtits so fucking funny tigh
>>14078705The Emu war of Australia
>>14078705The French and Indian War
>>14078718So is [insert background pony with hundreds of thousands of fans]>>14078746No, any SUPER CUTE black girl=MT
>>14078693Promise if they go to bed I'll read them a storywith voices and everything
>>14078705War of 1812
Apples apples apples.
>>14078705the trojan war
>>14078705World War Z
>>14078779Apples apples aaaaaples sweets
>>14078705The american civil war.
>>14078693Tire them out or this>>14078773
>>14077109i prefer call her Carrotmane
>>14078705Battle of Yavin
>>14078802NOPE
>>14078705The war of the worlds.
>>14078802>>14078824Don't you like the ocean anon
Pony is having the 'Nam flashbacks again.Pony is screaming about Da Nang.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YOYlgvI1uE
>>14078845Charlie's in the trees, man.
>>14078835These arent poniesThey're just snout fish
your waifu a unf_
>>14078705Second Boer War
>>14078862We'll need some proof of this.
>>14078824>>14078802These are really cute. Thank you, anons.
>>14078835No, but I do like batpones.
The game literally bugs me every few fucking minutes to remind me about this asshole.
>you will never the Crystal Gems
>>14078862
>>14078862Thank you
>Issue #15>Things are getting positively bookish in Ponyville! When a magical bookworm starts to cause some literary mischief, it’s only a matter of time before things start to get out of hoof! It’s up to our ponies to set things right… but will they want to when Daring Do shows up?OH MAN OH MAN OH MAN>Friendship Forever #1>Introducing a brand new ongoing series! Dedicated to exploring the magic that arises from the friendship of two different ponies, prepare for anything in this fun-filled team-team up comic! Our first pony pairing features none other than Applejack and Pinkie Pie! When the two enter a baking contest, you can bet the culinary hijinks are going to get messy!So it's basically Micro comics just with two characters instead of one.ALSO FUCKING BACKING CONTEST. SUCKS THAT I WANTED IT ON THE SHOW BUT HEY AT STILL IT WILL EXIST. FUCK YEAH
>>14078883Only two days left, do it
>>14078862>waifuing background poniesMew, baby, I love you, but this shit ain't natural.
>>14078897>fall weather friends>with baking
>>14078897>when Daring Do shows up?HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE
>>14078892Not that one, thoughShe's the opposite of unfShe's FNU
>>14078897>Things are getting positively bookish in Ponyville! When a magical bookworm starts to cause some literary mischief, it’s only a matter of time before things start to get out of hoof! It’s up to our ponies to set things right… but will they want to when Daring Do shows up?I can only just imagine the whole thing is going to turn into "THE BIG BRANE IS WINNIN AGAIN! AND NOW I SHALL LEAVE PONYVILLE FOREVER, FOR NO RASIN!"
>>14078845https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZQEJblS6tII love Nam movies
>>14078905>not liking background pones
>>14078917M-MAYBE I DONT LIKE UNFMAYBE I LIKE FNU BETTER
>>14078911I read that as dancing doo.
>>14078911>pegasus>swinging on a rope by their teethdumb
>>14078897>>14078911Magical critters that can bring books to life...What if that's how you get drawn into Equestria?
>>14078927That old pony needs to calm down
>>14078910I dont see Pinkie and Applejack being so antagonistically competitive
>>14078862I know
>>14078931She damaged her wings, did you even read the book
>>14078927That's fine, as long as you accept that she isn't UNF material to sane people
>>14078897So the thing replacing the micros is pretty much a series of issues based on duos then. Be interesting to see what kind of pairings they do.
>>14078931>one good wing>cannot fly wellWatch the show anon
>>14078926Hey, I like them. But you just can't go around waifuing characters with no personalities. That's not right. Goes against the bible.
>>14078905Like anyone here deserves any of the main sixIn the case of pinkie pie, because no man has earned that torture
>>14078926>You will never wear a cute sleeping pony like a scare without them knowing
>>14078936Maybe Pinkie said something terrible about Apple pies
>>14078862I suspected that she was.
>>14078941The wing isn't bandaged in that gif though, and besides that, it stays completely static the entire way through. Unrealistic as fuck. Shit animation. Shit pony. Literally disgusting.
>>14078942>sane people dont like older maresSane people are a bunch of faggots
>>14078936They gonna wreck eachother's shit man
Ponies are kinda sexy
>>14078943Persoannly I see it as a good thing.Some of the best episodes on the show explored the duo relationship between two friends
>>14078950>deservesThey're just ponies, anon. You don't get to decide who they like and don't.
>>14078963the left mirror doesn't sync with the right mirror
>>14078965
>>14078945waifus aren't what you think they are anonwaifus aren't like girlfriendswaifus are the personal fantasy crushes of lonely nerds, they don't need personalities. waifus with personalities end up losing most of them in peoples imaginations either way.
>>14078969Also more covers from the comics
>>14078936>>14078910I saw two covers of that issueone of them had them both hugging, the other glaring each orher down while wearing aprons that said "Pie is the best" and "Cake is the best". Applejack and Pinkie Pie, respectively.I habe no idea what to expect.
>>14078966Oh, no, older mares are pretty UNFJust not THAT one
>>14078882
>>14078975That's what I'm thinking too. I like seeing what kind of dynamics come out of different pairings.
>>14078981buildin' some mad
>>14078988>I habe no idea what to expect.Expect FWF bakery edition.
>>14078977They decided that they don't like you and that they're getting pony boyfriends instead
>>14078969>that coverI am cumming everywhere.
>>14078985
>>14078969>>14078936>"Say Applejack.....what did you put in this pie?">sniff sniff>"Apples. Whhyyyy?">"Apples? Really? Cause it sure does smell like a cow pie!"
evens:sleepodds:drink another monster energydubs:stream Hearthstone
>>14078993Im sorry you didnt like Games Ponies Play
>>14078897>>14078943>>14078975Yeah, I'm okay with Team-Up Micros.This part stands out to me, though...>Every issue will feature a new pairing of your favorite major and minor My Little Pony characters!>major and minor>minor
>>14078994Batpones are cute.
>>14079002>OH GOD WORDSThought Applejack
>>14079005>energy drinksYou should draw pony instead, anon.
>>14079008I liked everything about itExcept the parts where she was on screen
>>14078999They didn't say that. You said that. Just now.I watched your lips.
>>14079010>Scratch and Octavia>it will be pretty good>enjoyable and worth reading>you'll never be able to talk about it in this thread
>>14078982Look, you don't just pick a waifu because she looks pretty.You don't even pick a waifu. You're drawn to your waifu. Not because she's pretty, but because she's a great character who plays into your fetishes and makes you forget about your sould crushing loneliness. Prettiness helps.Waifuing something without a personality is just sick.Even Cadence has more personality than Lyra.
>>14078999Okay.
>>14079002>celestia/luna skatingMY HEART
>>14079016What, and become someone like YOU?No thanks
goodnight mlpg
>>14078985http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfGhfI_NwcADaring Doo is a given, but what other books can we expect?Will we see pony Moby Dick?
>>14079002>dat Twinkie
>>14079025anon stop taking waifus seriouslywaifus are for bedtime cuddle fantasies and silly valentines day pictures.
>>14079033My little pony ain't got no business being sad.
>>14079010I'd be okay with side stories between minor characters happening in small areas or in the background of the comics.
>>14079010Iron Will trains Dash for a lifting contest for example.There done.Might be cool. Maybe we'll get a Fancypants and Rarity one or somethingAnyway this are all the covers till now
>>14079033Goodnight moon
>>14079023Eeh, doubt. They're background characters, not secondary characters. I doubt they'll get comics anytime soon.Note Big Mac got a comic: I expect similarly important characters will be featured.Fingers crossed for Fancy Pants comic.
>>14079033goodnight you possible homosexual you
>>14078897these team ups basically mean that episodes related to those ponies are less likely to appear, and that hey're none canon anyways so it won't matter
>>14079031It could be worse. You could be someone that drinks Monster.
>>14079002>hmm, Twilight is learning to fly. Who should we get to help her?>Pinkie Pie, of course!
>>14079033I'm sleeping with that pone.
>>14079040>anal sexwat
>>14079047You just don't understand.You will NEVER understand the bond between a man and his waifu.Get out of my face, you...you filthy normal.
>>14079062It's a cover man. To a issue that has nothing to do with what's the comic is about.
>>14079002>Twilycorn in the comics
>>14079073>unzips dick
>>14079062All those pairs are the OTPs.Yes, that means Luna x Celestia.
>>14079060Tab is best.
Should I fap and then get something to drinkOr get something to drink and then fap?
>>14079085Yes.Nigga that shit has been confirmed for over a month. Starts with issue #13
>>14079091You could even say Tab is fab!
>>14079085Grow up faggot.
>>14079090But there's like only one good air there. Flutterdash. The rest are a shit
>>14079085are you going to be crying this hard when all the mane six become alicorns
>>14079104fuck off hasdrone
Harshwhinny is a good pony.
>>14079025What if you invent a personality, huh?I'm going to invent a waifu out of this completely random horse RIGHT NOW
Even though I think they may be able to make it work storywise, it'll still be odd seeing Twilight flying regularly when she eventually gets the hang of it.
>>14079140LEWD
Oh alsoChinkie pie
>>14079082>>14079090Could you imagine Pinkie trying to teach Twilight to fly, though?>"Ok ok! Have you tried flapping your wings?">"Of course, Pinkie. I just cant seem to control real well...">"Hmmm.....oh oh! Have you tried doing a runnign start?">"Nooo.....">"Run as fast as you can and try taking off! Then you'll have crazy speed and speed is good, right?">"Ok, here goes!">Twilight runs head first into a wall>It takes a few hours for the paramedics to unstuck her horn out of someones house
>>14079151I'd still rather see her teleport more often than fly.
>>14079143It doesn't work that way, anon. You can't do that.
>>14079140>someone else like Ms. HarshI love you anon
>>14079157
>>14079166SPAM TELEPORT EVERYDAY
>>14079166Is there really any reason for her to teleport anymore?
>>14079140Harshwhinny is a pretty good pony.
>>14079181It's incredibly more fast and easy for her?
>>14079181Mixups and combos
>>14079181Teleporting gets her through walls, likely requires less effort now, and is faster then flying.
>>14079166Teleporting anything beyond very short ranges seems to be really difficult for her
>>14079143>invent a personalityWell shes wearing a saddle in public like it aint shit so shes a slut for starters.
>>14079081It's pretty much like an imaginary friend for lonely adults who retreat into fantasy to avoid having to deal with the real world and face their own problems
>>14079181Yes, it gets her places quickly, and is a fairly unique visual indicator for her, like how Dash tends to hover even when just hanging around and Pinkie Pie bounces.
pone
>>14079193But Twilight isnt in a fighting game anymore
>>14079197She teleported from the dragons back home with two ponies and a baby dragon with almost no effort
>>14079200You're thinking of a chalupa
>>14079200
>>14078862thanks
>>14079210she was winded after that
>>14079209>that feelWhat the hell was Hasbro thinking. All that free advertising, gone
>>14079210She was clearly exhausted after that
>>14078899Well actually it's less than that.
>>14079210But it took her a while to focus that magic. Could just be that doing it on the run was difficult and the running is what winded her after though.
>>14079220that girl is dumb has a dumb dress and looks dumb
>>14079200NoMine is a band aid for the crushing loneliness that comes every night without end despite many years of trying to find a significant other
Harshwhinny is a very wet pony
>>14079245>Harshwhinny soaked by Chickenbutt's fluids
>>14079243So it's pretty much like being a drug addict, you're self medicating instead of trying to solve your problems
>>14079245>Chickenbutt gets Ms. Harshwhinny wet.gif
>>14079255No, I've been trying to solve the problem, but effort isnt a guarantee of success and I need relief in some form in the mean time
>>14079226>>14079229Oh yeah.Anyway she teleported a shitlong distance and with a lot of characters. And as we've seen she improved her teleport spell with time. And teleportaion is much helpful for escaping as seen there and in ticket master.>>14079238Kinda doubt it was the running that winded her. Rarity was okay....It's kinda hard to talk about that scene since it reminds me of that fic where the dragons raped them.
She is also very dense
>>14079271It's like her teeth just dissapeared
>you will never feel it coming in the air tonight
>>14078969>Pinkie Pie is not on team Piebut
cadance will be in at least one, probably more episodes in season 4i really hope they give her a chance to be a fucking character for once
>>14079287Dentures can do that
>>14079167TOO LATE, I'M DOING IT. HER NAME IS BLEU CHEVAL.I EVEN STARTED TO DRAW FANART OF US TOGETHER. MY TALENT LEVELS ARE RAPIDLY RISING BECAUSE OF OUR LOVE.>>14079198FUCK YOU MY WAIFU IS PURE
>>14079291Even she knows that Cake>Pie
>>14079291Apple cakes aren't that great. Though that might just be personal preference clouding the issue.
>>14079287Horses DO have very dexterous jaws like thatYou ever see one eat?
I have only watched the following episodes once:One Bad AppleWonderbolt AcademyApple Family ReunionSpike at Your ServiceKeep Calm and Flutter OnGames Ponies PlayJust For Sidekicks
>>14079240Boy, do I love chicken strips. Sometimes, when I’m home alone, I’ll take some chicken strips fresh out of the oven and rub them in my scalp. It doesn’t do much for my hair health, but I like the way they feel running through my strands of hair. The flakey coating, smooth white meat, and warmth. Yum
>>14079293She'll be in a lot of episodes but won't have a character beyond "pretty crystal empire princess" or they would've done so alreadythey had a good opportunity with the crystal games but her only role in the episode was to get her hair done and wear a dress
>>14079313I only watch the episodes once.
>>14079307You can make some really nice apple tortesBut making one is just TORTEture!
>>14079318rediv pls
>>14079295>DenturesDamn so, she aint that old>>14079312Now that you mention it, that horse biting that guy gif comes to mind.
>>14079334Get out
>>14079318IWhat?unf?
gonna cum in a pony's mouth
>>14079318....wut
>>14079318aaaaand now im hungry... and horny for some reason
>>14079297kraut 2.0>anon goes crazy>becomes an artist>2 months later>anon flips out and quits MLPG forever
>>14079337>she aint that oldShe was just very foolish when it came to oral hygiene as a filly.
>>14079342Hey now, theres no reason to be so crusty! That joke was just a little bit of filler! I'm sure I can come up with a really good one crust in time!
>>14079363Scrubbles, why are all of your puns so half-baked?
>>14079360jesus christ
>>14079386Do itAccept the headcanonEmbrace the gummy goodness
beb
I see you at mah job
>>14079384I'm sorry. I"m just a little flaky!
Are you an apple to the core?
>>14079436What the hell did I do so wrong to have to put up with this?
>>14079447What are the requirements to be an apple to the core?
WHEN I WAS A LITTLE COLT AND THE SUN WAS GOING DOOOOoWN
>>14079461Step 1: be an apple pony
>>14079436You might want to work on that before you end up battered.>>14079455Oh come on, anon. His puns are just the icing on the cake.
>>14079472Step 2: apples
>>14079472>>14079493But what about Pinkie?
>>14079293hopefully the comic will do something for her, but I don't want to bank too hard on a miracle.
>>14079472Done>>14079493And done
Pony decided to replace hers and your meals for the rest of the year with MREs
Who here is up to go to Waffle House?
>>14079493>naked>covered in Applesdouble unf
>>14079351http://i.imgur.com/cYmYRnl.jpgPonies are sluts.
>>14079491I don't know what I've done to deserve this a salt!
>>14079270>And teleportaion is much helpful for escaping as seen there and in ticket master.That spell burned spikeBURNED THE FIREPROOF DRAGON
>>14079498You're not applejack, tex. You forgot to take your meds again.
>>14079499I've never had MREs but I hear that they are actually pretty good
>tfw teen feels are ded
>>14079525It's a good feeling.
>>14079498pics
>>14079524depoends on the manufacturer and the meal
>>14079524You've never had a pony MRE have you?
>>14079504such an adorable pony
>>14079542Why would I want to eat ready to eat pony?
>>14079499How nice of her, this is why I love pony.
>>14079536I forgot my camera, anon.
>>14079542What would an Equestrian Army MRE even contain?
PANIC!
>>14079563dehydrated waterOat substitute
>>14079510what does magic feel like on your penis
>>14079563Trick question, they don't have MREs. Unicorns conjure food for the party
>>14079563It's a tiny pill.Have a unicorn blast it with magic and it turns into a full-course meal.
>>14079561>filename[DISCREPANCY DETECTED]
>>14079561>filename...tex what are you not telling us
>/3dpd/
>>14079589Everything.
>>14079550I know right?
thread by thread
>>14079597what else?
>>14079563It's probably less constipating than Earth MREs
>>14079563When would a pony even be in the field? Let alone long enough to carry food?
>>14079589>>14079597I now have the image of Texanon having a secret spytech base in AJ's shed, walking in and out at random, meanwhile mewanon and lyra sneak around to try and discern just what he is up too. sneaking complete with night vision goggles and more gear than any operator can operate operationally with.
>>14079594Dick thread when?
Rainbow Dash just touched your butt.
bustymuskyshemale wolf
>>14079579>>14079580So what happens if all the unicorns are obliterated in the field?
>>14079599>that kicky little legoh god I am die
Hello MLPG, I'm here for my weekly pony update.Any new comics released or something of relevance?
>>14079628I need an adult!
>>14079615>>14079580>>14079579>"These MREs stink! I ate yours AND mine and I'm still hungry!">"Why did you eat mine?">"Shh, the unicorn commander is comming! look busy!">"Ok troops, dinner is served!">Magics all the MRE thingies into a 10 course meal>One pony soldier is leaning over on his side, suddenly twice as large
http://i.imgur.com/f8WXihq.pngPonies are for sexual
>>14079640I am an adault
>>14079628I rain hellfire down upon rainbow pone.
>>14079645>I have to poop...now!
http://31.media.tumblr.com/7dfc0ffd273d8b0c24c182fce70707f1/tumblr_muu5dmAnLg1s7jwy6o1_1280.png
>>14079640I am an adult.
>>14079628Oh god oh manIf I stand COMPLETELY STILL, she won't be able to see me! Then, she'll wander off to look for me, and I'll be able to escape!
>>14079658>>14079647Are you really? I don't think you are
I'm never drawing againThere is a ross inside of me trying to get out, but I must imprison him. The ross must be contained.
>>14079670If you mean you like fat stuff, DRAW IT
>>14079628I COUNTER
>>14079633You can still take the pill. It has the same nutritional value.It's just not as enjoyable.
>>14079647>>14079658go fuck yourself rainbow dersh
>>14079594>3dpdhttp://mlpg.co/3dpd/index.htmlwhy
>>14079670Every artist has a thousand Ross inside of them, Anon. You just have to get them out of the way as soon as you can.
>>14079668I totally am! I even have my flier's license and everything!
>>14079628I touch her with my butt
>>14079635Covers and synopsis for the new series replacing the micros and #15 came out today.http://www.equestriadaily.com/2013/10/my-little-pony-official-comic-15-digest.html
>>14079682Well, show it.
>>14079673
>>14079670LOSER. YOU'RE A LOSER. DO YOU FEEL SORRY FOR YOURSELF? WELL YOU SHOULD BE BECAUSE YOU ARE DIRT. BABY WANT A BOTTLE? A BIG DIRT BOTTLE!
>>14079692unf
>>14079646>horse on humanaboslutly disgusting
>>14079646>using magicThat's cheating, doesn't count.
>>14079706What about human on horse?
>>14079676Why would someone dedicate a show about worse horse
>>14079706I feel you bro. Needs to be 100% either way.
>>14079646>pony referring to you as "Human"I feel like I should be offended
>>14079691It's, uh... It's in my other pair of pants.
>>14079723Well you refer to pony as pony, I don't see why pony would do the same for you
>>14079715female human on male horse?
YOU'RE MORE FUN THAN THE COLOR PINK!!
>>14079728Wait a second.....You don't wear pants!
cuddleslut
>>14079733No, ew gross.female human on female horse.
You get to go to EquestriaBut all your headcanons related to ponies are obliterated
>>14079670But think of the future, anon. Your ross could be a good rossYour art actually looks like a shitty andrew hussie doodleare you andrew hussie?
>>14079732No I always talk to pony by nameOr maybe the occasional cute pet nick name
>>14079747it's okay Fluttershywant some ear-scratchies?
>>14079740that is both immoral AND wrong, also pleb tier
>>14079735I think I hear the Wonderbolts calling for me, gotta jet.
>>14079734This line has managed to enter my vernacular and people seem to like it.
>>14079745Okay.
>>14079740unf
>>14079747DOT, stream more. Or was it that you can't?
>>14079748No. I'm Andrew Dobson.
>>14079774I can't, my comp is too shitreally need a new one
>>14079763I'd go down with the sun, if you know what I mean!I mean is I would hug her laying down
>>14079747what'd you do?what'd i do?
>>14079777ask sent for one
>>14079784me toothat princess looks so very soft and huggable
>>14079784
>Humans go to Equestria>Ponies start creating anti-human hate groups
>>14079809>Lyra is the head of one
>>14079809>humans go to equestria>ponies don't really care and treat the humans like they treat ponies
>>14079809But simultaneously some ponies will gain a human fetish.
>>14079809>>14079813>," Gilda writes in her notebook.
>>14079799What would you call the base of Celestia's tail?The solar flair!
pony should pony pony
>>14079817>Except have sex>they think that's disgusting
>>14079813forbidden love?unf unf
>>14079715Humans and horses get along great
>>14079809What could I possibly do to make ponies hate me?For Pete's sake, Applebloom could probably beat me up
>>14079826>*then she unzips her dick*
>>14079825>But simultaneously some ponies will gain a taste for human flesh.uh oh!
>>14079836She could but she wouldn't because she's a good pony.
>>14079747d'aww
>>14079844>pony will nevewr hug you from the inside
>>14079844What episode is this from?
>>14079828Pony should pony me.
>>14079860Edited from a canterlot wedding part 1
>>14079860Wedding Part 1 during BBBFF
>>14079860Picnic makes me think Lesson Zero, but Twilight isn't frazzled at all.
>>14079860My little .gif edit: DYEWTS
>>14079835They sure are good friends.
In case you missed me posting it this morning.
>>14079848Aww look at her serving drinksShes like R2D2
>>14079828
>>14079837>unzips her dickwhat, like with a penile sub-incision?
>>14079878
I have to go now. Equestria needs me.
fluttershy wants to lick your nipples
HYPNOSIS WILL NEVER BE REAL
>>14079878 Please put the lineart on multiply layer or darken it or something. That blue does not work with the rest of that image, especially since you used pure black for black for the eye.
Nevermind, I'm staying. Equestria doesn't need me.
>>14079878Oh BerryYou try but I still dont really care for you
>>14079878when are you drawing more of that southern pegasus?
>>14079883*cocks shotgun*BACK THE FUCK OFF!?!?!!??!
>>14079878Shits adorable.
>>14079857wasn't there some lewd Derpy thing that went like that?
>>14079828bad pony! pony should not pony pony!
>>14079880>Shes like R2D2Like who?
>>14079901that's Dulce
>>14079883I shouldn't have googled that
>>14079899
>>14079926http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/R2-D2
>>14079060>It could be worse. You could be someone that drinks Monster.You're one to speak, Mr. Dr. Pepper drinker.
>>14079874They play games and have fun
>>14079938much better!
>>14079931I was referring to the little one
Wait, Equestria was just on the phone. Turns out they really do need me.
>>14079943Who's Kirk? I'm not trying to forceanother autism wall of shit.
>>14079945Would you go to Equestria as a girl if all of the ponies switched genders?
>>14079938Thank you.The text could still be a lighter color if you want, but it's a good rule of thumb that the value of the lineart is darker than the value of the colors inside.
>>14079945Fun is a good thing for friends to have. They must get a lot of practice in on their games, having so much fun together.
>>14079950Dulce IS the little one.the tall one is Dosido.Berry is the chubby purple one.
>>14079960Yep
>>14079956http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_T._Kirk
>>14079956Captain Kirk of the first Enterprise. Became famous for fucking anything sentient when they tried to sex up the original Star Trek series to improve ratings.
>>14079901
>>14079956
poni eats poni
Can I have a request please?
>>14079970That sound gay and hot.
>>14079968>wikipedia.orgWoah, man.I don't go to no wiki site.You know what that man did to the US?
>>14079980CMC dressed up like the blues brothers
Pony wants to know why you don't worship slaaneshEveryone in equestria is doing it.
>>14079881Fuck you Celestia.
>>14079980r63 sweetie
>>1407998510/10
>>14079972Has AA seem no improvement in for like ever.
>>14079956You're trying really hard for me, though
>>14079980The CMC playing with fireworks
>>14079987Because I already worship pony.
>>14079980>Can I have a request please?JC Denton sneaking up and using the prod on an NSF
>>14079989
>>14079976>>14079923This is my most shameful unfhttps://derpibooru.org/446639
>>14079966Wait hold onI'm confusedSomeone post the roster
>>14079999>tfw pone blows her hooves off with an m80 and ruins fireworks for everyone else
>>14080009Well its the MLPG so of course you have to pick Doomsayer!
>>14080006...Yes.
>>14079945more CMC on femanon funtimes! pretty please.
Pony tried to touch my penis.
>>14080008>that dialogOh manAre they made of rubber?Still, its almost unf
>>14079999I'll try this one.
>>14080018ALL DECK DOOMSAYER!
Cheerilee is pregnant and you're the father.
>>14080023Contact the authorities and press charges. There are also some sexual harassment centers you could talk to if needed.
http://fav.me/d6mqasx
>>14080032But I never had sex with her.In fact, I've never had sex with anyone!
>>14080034That pony is too big.
Answer a quick question for me, MLPG.Besides "writing," Name something you wish pony fanfic writers would stop doing.
>>14080032I'll make an honest mare of her.
>>14080043Putting their writing where other people can see it.
>>14080043Starting every line with a greater than symbol.
>>14080043inb4living
Cadance gives me a boner
>>14080012
So there I was, just me Twilight and Rarity surrounded by 3 no 7 Diamond Dogs. And Twilight was knocked unconscious. I was the only hope. And man did I live to that. I beat the crap out of all the diamond dogs, punching left and right. Those fuckers were to amazed and terrified to move. Eventually they snapped out of it and ran like the bitches they are. Of course this helped me win the heart of Rarity.
>>14080034>"Y-you are a majestic beast!">"Thank...you?"
>>14080032And they laughed at me for still using wire hangers.
>>14080060I want to fuck tagalong
>>14080062Spike pls.That's not how it happened at all.
Actual horses are terrifying and disgusting
>>14080038bitch pleasehttp://fav.me/d6k3luc
>>14080060>Everyone figured Savanna would be the cunt of the group.
>>14080043Leaving.
>>14080062>So there I was, just me Twilight and Rarity surrounded by 3 no 7 Diamond Dogs. And Twilight was knocked unconscious. I was the only hope. And man did I live to that. I rode the crap out of all the diamond dogs, taking knots left and right. Those fuckers were to amazed and terrified to move. Eventually they snapped out of it and ran a train on my ass and treated me like the bitch I am.>Of course this helped me beat rarity in the "biggest slut" competition
>>14080074they're not that bad, but I definitely wouldn't want to have sex with one.
>>14080074But they can be affectionate and loving.If a horse likes you, you can hug their head and they will life you up from the ground
>>14080077Best scout.
>>14080085She ain't Berry Munch you heathen.
>>14080059http://i.imgur.com/vIWIEDf.pngme too.I know it's 0r0, but I don't even give a fuck. that cadencebutt is too unf.
>>14080088Shut up fatso.
>>14080085Heart of gold on her.
>>14080079I like this version
>>14080090>tfw no alicorn wife to dominate you
>>14080090>that horse dicki thought 0r0 was good at art
>>14079923Fat pony is best pony
>>14080059>Pony artists giving them badonadonk butts instead of the canon tiny asses they have
ill take a human requestkeep it simple, just need to fufill my sketch quota for the dayguys who want sketches i said i would do earlier im not going to do those now
>>14080111>guys who want sketches i said i would do earlier im not going to do those nowWell, fuck you too then.
>>14080046So you'll be there for her? Not going to leave her to fend as a single mother on a teacher's salary.
>>14080111human Sweetie
>>14080111Fluttershy as a dragon fucking a Smart car.
>>14080088DRAW BERRY, PLEASE
>>14080111Sweetie hugging her bear on the bed
>>14080107But that isn't even a pony.
>>14080111Rarity sipping a fancy drink
>>14080111human braixen
>>14080116i want them to actually be good and im not feelin' it todayi didn't mean i was never going to do them
>>14080111Big MacintoshShould be an interesting relief from your typical slim/lithe designs
>>14080116Go summon Satan at him for doing this wrong against you.
>>14080111Flower Trio trying to seduce Big Mac
>>140801152012MLPG.png
>>14080121She has.>>14080116See pic related.
>"Hey Anon, whatcha doin?"
>>14080117Of course I'll be there for her!Cheerilee is a great pony and I'd be honored to be her very-special-somebody
>>14080144Twilight Sparkle.
>>14080144Pinkie get out of the wayYou're blocking bonbon
>>14080144"You."
>>14080129...I've got my eye on you.
>>14080144I miss that show
>>14080101http://i.imgur.com/ViECgKG.jpg
I'll be back in a bit.
>>14080159No, please, I don't need another new fetish tonight
bonbonbonbonbonobon
>>14080144Wondering whether a tank of helium is cheaper than a gun.
>>14080158>Missing a show for grown men.
>>14080144I'M ENJOYING A TREAT PINKIE!
>>14080144Drinking!Whay are you doing, you dumpy little pink blob?
>>14080168>tfw when AA hat us>and is ded>and left us after posting that long ass goodbye postI can still remember his drawings. It was like yesterday
>>14080159that horny horny little pony
>>14080174Ye->Helium shortage.Hmm...One question...How are you going to inflate balloons with a gun?
>>14080023no anon, that just how ponies give hugs.
>>14080176Well put it down! I've got a better treat for you~
>>14080187I can't believe it man.Heart failure at that age? Too young.I would have been his friend.
>>14080188But only Unicorns and Alicorn ponies have horns
>>14080196I want to hug that Twilightand maybe kiss a little
poni eats another poni
>>14080197NOT NOW PINKIE!
>>14080197Equestria girls are freak creatures.
>>14080204And sometime they touch horns to be even more horny
>>14080121trying out a new program...it's nice but strange.
>>14080196Bullshit, she knows exactly what she's doing
>>14080207pony should digest pony
>>14080207That's cannibalism
>>14080207There can be only one
>>14080196>Ponies have a lower body temperature then you>They all desperately want to snuggle you on a cold night
>>14080211
>>14080215OH YEEZUS LOOK AT THAT PONE
>>14080207Twilight is a very hungry little pon
>>14080215Undisputed best filly scout right there
>>14080230No Pony, that is not how you digest information!
>>14080207Why is there so much vore in the thread tonight?
>>14080227AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKILL IT WITH FIRE
>>14080192Rounds with high grain.
>>14080241I guess they're just eating it up
First you got mad at her for finally graduating from her studies. Then you got mad at her for finding a special somepony. I think you're trying to control her life.
>>14080241Well it's the night threads for one. And I guess more vorefags started coming here.I ain't complaining. More fap material for me
poni has revenge on poni
