Precious Butts Of Little Girls EditionBefore bronies called it plot: >>14059480
where muh dragons atwhere the dragonesses
>>14064538She got the rope outthat's how
>human fanfiction movie threadpls no
>>14064538fucking really?
It's harder to be yourself than it is to be anybody else
>/mlp/ was created to get ponies off of /b/
eg happened, crybabies. better get used to it
>>14064558you could have made a better threadbut you didnt because youre a pussy bitch
unrefined paintings1/2
>>14064552>fanfictionAnon it is made by the same people who work on the showIt is officially liscenced and endorsed as a My Little Pony productIt is canon to FiMEqG is not fanfiction.There are many things wrong with it and you may not like it, but it simply is not fanfiction.
>>14064565>going to /b/You should stay there
>>14064588>>14064566>fucking hasdrone shiteating faggots
>>140645862/2thanks for coming to the stream everyone
>>14064602thanks for drawing fluttershy's butt
>>14064586>>14064602Noice.
>Fans draw pictures of Twilight as an alicorn>Twilight becomes an alicorn at the end of season 3.>Fans complain>Fans draw pictures of the cast as antro/humans.>Equestria Girls is made>Fans complain>Fans draw pictures of Celestia molesting 99.99% of the ca....... oh....... shit.
>>14064592I love looking at the ban page when like 1 in 3 is for pony outside of /mlp/Then Moot tries to say how overworked his mods are
pony is gasping in pain on the shitterwhat the fuck did you put in pony's soup
>>14064622nobody wanted princess worstpone showmurderernobody wanted personmoviejust because we draw it doesn't mean we want it canonized
>>14064637turds
>but namby pamby was a great editor!
>>14064637Damnit pony.I said that was PONY sound, not PONY's soup
>>14064647I always was partial to "neighsayer"
>>14064637All the spicy things.
>>14064637>I can't believe she ate it all
>>14064647RARITYCATCHME will always be my favoriteespecially because the show isn't funny, and that was the only time it got me to laugh
>>14064647SPIKE HAS A CRUSH ON RARITYstill the best episode ever
>>14064647thishttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VSlTFfPsHM
>>14064602>>14064586There was a stram?god dammit
>>14064637crushed glassall according to plan
>>14064650>tfw it says you cancel the QR upload but you know it didn't really
>>14064666>the show isn't funny, and that was the only time it got me to laughSatanPls gb2hell with your lies
"Better than those diamond dogs?~"
>>14064676Yes, there was draws and cake.Mew posted nudes.It was awesome.
>>14064689Alright, but you have to choose a pony for me to take with me.
>>14064698unf yes
>>14064698Nope
>>14064700Poindexter.
>>14064700Here, take this one.
>>14064698post the whole thing
>>14064698absolutely disgusting
>>14064699>mew posted nudesBut I've already seen that beforeCake is disappointing
>>14064715the ritual is completehave a nice day>>14064717next time
>>14064718https://e621.net/post/show/387334/
>>14064727>implying you don't take all the dicks
>>1406464799 BUCKETS OF OATS ON THE WALL99 BUCKETS OF OOOOOOOATS
>>14064749>/ss/ incestUNF
>>14064518I want pony to shake their hips instead.
>>14064778
>The Big Macintosh toy has eyelashes.The only way to top that is by making a King Sombra toy, and he's just the most adorable, non-threatening lord of darkness you'll ever see.
>>14064735>Next time.But it shoots Deviantart posts!J-JUST TAKE IT!SATAN?!SATAN!FUCK!
>>14064550You think you could put up more of a fight, or would she even notice?
>>14064749Satyrs are adorable.
>>14064544I absolutely hate modern depictions of dragons
>>14064698HardlyI actually prefer the odd dimensions of diamond dogs over the more realistic anthro alternatives. Their topheavyness with the large chest and arms, as well as the digitigrade legs, is much more visually appealing to me than run-of-the-mill dickgirl anthro stuffPlus they have nice butts
>>14064827>pony tailvirgin detected.
>>14064827That's friggin' cute.
>>14064803I don't see ponies or hip shaking.
>>14064853very unf butts
>>14064850I don't understand.
>>14064871You forgot this at my house.
>>14064850You mean visually, or their perception?
>>14064827I really like the way Twilight's face is in this. The horn is a bit off, but its a great looking alternative to exactly how the show does it without going full dogI can never enjoy the images with a self insert though. They make me imagine what the artist actually looks like if that's how they think they look.
>>14064871Does this count?
>>14064895Yoink.
They get along so well
>>14064886They don't look terrifying or horribly ugly, sure you have something like that but it's a color change away from being in someone's gay scaly collection.Shaved bears look more menacing>>14064897Both really.
>>14064902that's what happens when you like pepsi
>>14064902>tfw was always that kid
>>14064916Gotta have more Coke!
>>14064899DJ drew multiple different humans to be the dads, though. Do you think they're all self-inserts?
>>14064886ARE WE TALKING ABOUT DRAGONS
>>14064913Why can't they be adorable but horribly menacing when they need to be?
>>14064850What do you mean?There are a LOT of different depictions of dragonsWhich did you like?The classic European one like Saint George slew or eastern lion snake looking ones?
http://mlp.derpynews.com/bronydoc-mentioned-on-conan/Wow, these guys are slow.
>>14064939>not pictured: his stomach growing
Can't wait for Transistor
>>14064913Shaved bears can look really fucking menacing
If you're hating on Equestria Girls, you're either over analyzing a movie for little girls, or you're butthurt that Flash Sentry isn't your OC/Self Insert.
>>14064913>but it's a color change away from being in someone's gay scaly collectionThen I think you're more angry about scalies than you are the depiction of dragons in that instance>Both really.I can understand their perception, what with things like HTTYD and Spike in the show not being "traditional," which would also lend itself to the visual aspect. But there are still traditional depictions of dragons around, it's just that lots of people romanticize fantasy these days.
>>14064698>Check Dpbr>Still no new quality Diamond Dog artfuck this fandom
>>14064964MFW I played that game and it sucked
>>14064850Here, let's go back to the traditional.
>>14064944How can you tell the difference between male and female dragons.Besides spreading their legs, I mean.
>>14064878quite.
>>14064727tfw klondork is ded
>>14064978soon>>14055443
>>14064981>mfw skyrim
>>14064972Yeah, of course. There's no fault in Equestria Girls, and any attempts at making complaints are groundless because it's "for little girls."
>>14064978>some of the new art contains "diamond dogs"
>>14064981You have to admit, the narrator was good.
>>14065002hasbro.txt
>>14064981Well I guess it's not for everybody You are entitled to your own opinion
posting again for the nite crowd
>>14064853>Plus they have nice buttsDiamond dogs have really small butts in the show
>>14064996But he's not dead!I just played League with him earlier today.
>>14065013BEEF
>>14064994I don't think I appreciate butts enough. That's a very nice butt.
>>14065018>leaguehe may as well be dead
>>14064910just how much bigger will Babs be as an adult mare?
>>14064941It was only horribly menacing because it's a glass cannon, other than that it might as well be a winged black salamander.>>14064944The classic European dragons.But I remember this one specific image of a dragon, it looked closed to a dinosaur, it was on the cover of some (German?) tabletop game.I can't find the picture, but it had a really awesome look about it, it actually looked threatening.
>>14065016I know they're smallI was more talking about how LK draws them fetish-wise since the post I replied to was about Nanaki
>>14065000It's pretty good when modded to death.I never could kill Paarthurnax. He was my bro, man.
Taking requests for a quick fic, you homo fags
>>14065021>>14065013http://strawpoll.me/557389
>>14065037fuck you nbs
>>14065027Maybe about the size of Big Mac
Are you lonely?
>>14064996THEN WHEN I WAS IN GRADE SIXANON SAID FUCKER DRAW SOME TITSTHE THREAD SAID I WAS INSANEUNTIL THEY FOUND A TUMOR IN MY BRAINTHEY THINK I'M DEDTHEY THINK I'M DEDMLPG THINKS I'M DEDsorry I'm not actually Klondork
>>14065027Probably the same size with the same body type.
>>14065037DOPETHRONE SUCKS
>>14065034Would you become a dragonrider? Would you terrorize towns and cities?
>>14065034that's just a boring dog with scalesit looks like you could play fetch with it
>>14065062>Defeat a dragon using a laser pointer.>It chased the dot so much it died of exhaustion.
>>14065052No. I don't give a fuck, it's quiet.
>>14065058YOU SUCK. I'LL BET YOU DON'T LIKE SLEEP'S HOLY MOUNTAIN EITHER YOU FAGGOT
>>14064994>tfw no more Saffron butts>ever
>>14065048Stram is a Stram is a Stram is a Stram.
>>14065022You'd appreciate them much more after some time with her.
>>14065052Sometimes I think I'm lonely, but then I realize I'm comfortable and wonder if I'm really lonely or if it's just societal pressures making me feel lonely.This argument goes on inside my head for a bit until I tune it out with inane internet bullshit.
Fuck dragons. We dinosaur
>>14065034I never liked the way they are depicted in classic art. They always look pitiful.I know what you mean about threatening looking dragons though.I love wise majestic dragons, but sometimes a terrifying ferocious beast is better
>>14065103Needs more feathers.
>>14065055You mean like how she's the same size and body type as the other fillies?OH WAIT.
>>14065103dinosaurs are dead, stupid
>>14065113YOU'RE DEADFUCKER
>>14065034What about all the dragons in Dark Souls?
>>14065103We are not talking about creatures that did not exist.Those bones were put there so Jesus could test us.
>>14065103Dinofag, pls go
>>14065103Who cares about dinosaurs?
>>14065051I hope soShe'd be a monster in bed that way
>>14065103
>>14065121DON'T MAKE ME KILL YOU AGAIN, YOU FUCK
>>14065061No, why would I do that?I'd explore ancient temples and learn new cultures and magic, if I ever had to own a dragon it would be a small one to carry around scrolls,food and other items.Fighting/Riding dragons are for heroes>>14065123Oh those dragons are neat but I didn't like how the everlasting dragon looked.I wish Kalameet were bigger and didn't have that annoying debuff
>>14065135WE ARE NOT FIGHTING METEORS
>>14065148YEEE HAWWWW~!
Ok MLPGYou are minding your own business on the cumputer, just like you are right now. When suddenly Pinkie breaks down your door and screams at you "Survival of the fittest!"What do you do?
>>14065148YOU WILL ONLY MAKE ME STRONGER
>>14065121butt hurt :/
>>14065037I guess no one wants a fic then. THIS IS NOT THE MLPG I REMEMBER
>>14065168Tackle hug her.
>>14065168LEONARD
>>14065168I assume my St. Bernard is already deadPinkie will soon follow
>>14065123The everlasting dragon and kalameet are cool.Seathe isn't much of a dragon, more of a squidlizard thing.I wish the everlasting dragon had done more, or that its covenant had more to do.It should have at least stood up or something.Or had something to say about you cutting off its tail
>>14065176write a fic about rarity
>>14065169NOT TODAY MOTHER FUCKERDO YOU REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME
>>14065157Then I guess you guys can go back to eating your hamburgers.
>>14065195NOPE TOO LATE MAYBE ANOTHER TIME FUCKER
>>14065197Those are the eyes of a kid who is learning about sex through Pokemon
>>14065197Oh shit finally. A pokemon hentai.Link?
>>14065197>Squirtle crossbreeding with a fire type.gif
>>14065151>Fighting/Riding dragons are for heroesSays fucking who. I'll fight you m8.
>>14065197When it comes down to it, Pokemone fights would be HORRIFYING to watch
>>14065197>Squirtle beating the shit out of Charmander and then sexually dominating him in front of his trainerI did not need this boner
>>14065210http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwKqIc1_qQs
>Tex pointlessly tripfagging again
>>14065242ssshut the fuck up, this is a fun thread
>>14065230You mean absolutely amazing
>>14065220>Turn you and your dragon into horses>Ride you all the way back to town
>>14065190Well the point of Seath was kind of in his name. He was like a mutant retarded version of a dragon.
>>14065242>I'm going to complain about whoevers present, and if somebody isn't, just gripe about them anyway
>>14065249Cosmo needs to apologize to Sentenal.
>>14065241Aw what the fuck it only last 18 seconds? I can't fap to this
>>14065242>anon pointlessly complaining again
>>14065220I love fantasy settings where dragons are an everyday thingTwilight having a dragon assistant is one of the things that got me to watch the show way back when.I don't know about how they've been handled on the show though. Spike is a bro, but all the other dragons have either been jerks or apparently retarded, and none of them so far have had any sort of majesty.We haven't seen that many though, and it is a kids show so I can't say I expected different or expect differently in the future.
walks in 15 minutes late with starbucks
>>14065286rediv pls draw butts
>>14065242Ponies will never, ever be anywhere near as cute as Lera.Fact.
>>14065286rediv pls draw nuts
>>14065286Red pls draw Cloudchaser
>>14065286rediv pls draw cadances
>>14065286>>14065293>>14065303cadance butt and shiny nuts
>>14065242>>14065301>that samefag
ARE YOU HERE EA?
>>14065324Fluttershy don't say that
>>14065316Where have you been? Lera was declared "Queen of /b/". Her following is seeping into the other boards.
>>14065280It would be awesome to have a dragonbro you could just go on flights with and chill.
>>14064518>EQG OPfuck this, I'm out.Let me know when there's a decent thread to post in.
>>14065303http://derpicdn.net/img/view/2013/6/18/351903__oc_explicit_blushing_penis_anus_balls_artist-colon-redintravenous_red+ribbon_horngasm.png
>>14064906
>>14065351
unpopular opinions time?i really dislike dotkwa, he acts like a /b/tard
>>14065351>huffIt's crazy how one word can make the difference between a healthy boner and enough blood being redirected to warrant medical attentionthanks
>>14065367no he doesn'twhat are you on, he's a nice guy
>>14065242Hey MLPG, what am I?
>>14065367I only come here for furry/fetish discussion, the ponies are just a bonus
>>14065367i'm not seeing it
>>14065339Pictures of dudes chillin with dragons is a thing i need more of
>>14065375>>14065387it's on the group chats
>>14065382not texas
>>14065382A remnant of what was once a hallmark of good cartoons?
>>14065382Stupid!
>>14065397oh, well then please leave that therehe acts just fine in the threads and is always drawing / taking requests
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUamHEvVQy0pony should just get in the fucking robot
>>14065394Same here, all I pretty much have is from HTTYD.
>>14065394That looks so...nice. >tfw if dragons were real they would have been violent, mindless beasts
>>14065367I don't like EA
>>14065415I've picked up a few from /tg/ and various places, but they seem pretty rare
What do you think is cooler: Ponies or monorails?
>>14065367Why not?the celestifags from these past few months have completely soured me on the character. so much that i actively hide most of whatever it is related to her and won't even bother with celestiaquestSame thing with gloomy really. i just feel like she's been forced too much all of a sudden and it's annoying.
>>14065386My nigga.
>>14065442Monorails?I heard those things are awfully loud
>>14065441They are. All I ever find is dragon slaying or fetish tier shit.
>>14065386>>14065456That's terrible.I hope you're at least the type that understand not everyone likes it and don't try to justify/insult anyone that says they don't like it.
>>14065280>Spike is a bro, but all the other dragons have either been jerks or apparently retarded, and none of them so far have had any sort of majesty.Maybe I'm just not well read enoughBut when are dragons ever NOT jerks?
>>14065473Of course.I'll even stop and talk about ponies if someone gets mad.
>>14065473I ignore them.
>>14065386>>14065456Question.Of all places to discuss furry or fetishes, why discuss it here?Aren't there better places for that kind of discussion?
>>14065367I'm tired of people who feel like they need to comment on the state of mlpg or people who frequent it but I can never post that because it's terribly hypocritical.
LOL
>>14065491No, actually. Nowhere else is as calm, collected, knowledgeable, and varied when it comes to fetishes.
>>14065498man, that tumblr has not updates in ages has it?
>>14065491I like MLPG.
>>14065463There's a decent amount of dragon riding warriors and such, although still less than most other art with dragons.Its the chill feeling that's really hard to find.>>14065478It really depends on the fantasy setting. D&D has entire species of dragons with different moralities and alignments. Some of them even prefer to live amongst humanoids.And ever since Eragon the dragon companionship thing has been fairly popular.Of course, it didn't start it, but it was the first example to really become widely known.
>>14065498I don't get it
>>14065331
Can I get a simple suggestion to draw? Maybe that will get me motivated to draw other pictures I should as well.I'll start on it when I get back from errands.
>>14065498I don't know what's going on but I want to see girl Shiny and Mac having passionate, loving sex.
>>14065367I hate these confessionals. They do nothing to improve the thread.
>>14065528That's a bad wordPonies shouldn't say bad word like fuck shit tits queers ect
>>14065427>tfw you realize that the only reason we think that is because some group of people decided that's what dragons were>tfw you realize that dragons could have been almost anything in any way>tfw you really can have the dragon of your dreams
>>14065528You can only say that in the company of white people
>>14065529Pony trapped in Ohio
>>14065529Don't know if you did it, but something with dynamic poses. Make the ponies actually move, and stretch, and shit.Like what about AJ and Dash racing?
>>14065491I normally try to avoid non-pony fetish discussion, but really as far as I know no-where else is as good.People who are happily part of the furry community tend to be pretty insufferable, and those are the only people you're going to find going to any dedicated furry discussion place.
>>14065515Fuuny enough, thats what got me interested in the sub genre in the first placeThen I became more well read and so how kinda shitty Eragon is. Dont really know any other dragon companion stories
>>14065367I can stop if you want, sorry if I annoy you there
>>14065515Wish there was more of it. I can't find any anywhere.
>>14065529Ponies being clumsy while wearing a virtual reality headsetFluttershy looking in a mirror and spooking her reflectionPony wearing a black tuque and teashades.
>>14065491/tg/'s ERP General is limited to the weekends
>>14065529The CMCHaving a hugging contest
>>14065544Lets not kid ourselves, anon. First look at the majority of predatory animals, then lets look at dragons.They'd either fear us, which I kind of doubt, or they'd maul us on sight.
>>14065529Dash hanging off the edge of her bed on her back spraying pony whipped cream directly into her mouth
>>14065515>>14065553I would guess PERN is out of the question.
>>14065555it's ok, i blocked you anyways
>>14065529Have pony running errands!Or even eating an apple.
>>14065561You would honestly be surprised just how much of 4chan is just ERP If anything, MLPG is on the lower end of the spectrum. People still have the decency to spoiler it most of the time. Most other threads and generals just go right in it
>>14065580>PERNSounds lewd
>>14065491It doesn't really bother me all that much but I just think it's really odd that they come specifically to mlpg for ERP and fetish discussion that isn't pony related at all half the time.It reminds me of how the local Krispy Kreme is a known hangout spot for all the hookers.
>>14065528It makes the subhumans chimp out.
>"Aiden, no!">"Stop shitposting!"
>>14065397Sometimes I wonder what it would be like if the people in the Skype chats actually came out and expressed how they actually feel about each other.Rather than putting on a facade of chumming around and then talking shit about each other behind their backs.
>>14065624>It reminds me of how the local Krispy Kreme is a known hangout spot for all the hookers.Thats not so strange.They're probabbly getting glazed!
>>14065581Well, I'll try and stop anyways, I want to improve my behavior
>>14065651Is this from anything?
>>14065529Redo this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K92gK_5roIIwhy are so many YTPMVs that use ponies so subpar?
>>14065665your face
>>14065580Well.
>>14065665no
>>14065665I think they're characters from the show My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
pony is working at a haunted houseshe wants you to come through so she can scare you
>>14065553>>14065557Eragon wasn't really that bad. Like all young adult fiction that makes it big, people that don't really read much end up loving it because it appeals to their interests and the general opinion ends up being that its a lot better than it is, so when people realize it isn't as good as they thought or other people told them it would be their opinion of it lowers.It was a simple, fun wish fulfillment story that did everything it should have.I never did get around to reading the sequels though.>>14065580The pern books are strange in a lot of ways, but if you go into them knowing what to expect they can be really good. You have to intentionally look past some flaws, because McCaffrey is kind of a crazy bitch, but she has a really original setting and isn't incapable of writing characters and plots.>>14065599haha, kinda. The dragons bond with their riders in a sort of telepathic link. They share emotions, that sort of thing.Dragon mating happens in the books, and canonically the riders of those two dragons tend to end up shacking up, regardless of personal taste in the matter.Dragons also canonically select their riders based on gender and sexual preference, with blues for example tending to impress homosexuals or bisexuals.They are weird books sometimes.This was the book that got me into the genre, years ago.
>>14065688do the riders have sex with their dragons?
>>14065687But shes so cute and adorableHow could she scare me?
>>14065687
>>14065688So what do hereros and gays get.
>>14065367I hate the fact that RCH tries to act like the class clown of the general. He forces his way into the general, and even streams just to make sure you pay more attention to him then the actual contributors. He is a massive attentionwhore, and does nothing to warrant it, but be "Funny" with /b/ level humor.
>>14065697>that red dragon stuff from yesterday
>>14065687oh I'll come through if you understand my implications
Has there ever been a mashup I hate saying PMV with this?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ur1Cd5SbCRY
>>14065714
>>14065688ooh my god I remember this book so vividlya lot of it was dedicated to about how fast she was growing and stuffand then something with her toothwas there sequels or no?
>>14065702no, you don't understand. it's Rainbow Dash.
>>14065726But Rainbow Dash isnt scary.She's an adorable little button
>>14065722I'm gonna hang ghosts in her corridors if you comprehend my innuendos
>>14065711I enjoyed it.
>>14065744
>>14065711>>14065747I'm still here, shug.
>>14065755the spirits are gonna pour through my dimensional barrier if you can fathom my intended meaning
>>14065367I wish that GR would either put some effort into his drawings beyond just the tits. It always irritates me when people start praising any new thing he posts because it feels like they're a bunch of simpletons who will be fine with literally anything as long as there's some huge sweater puppies on it.
>>14065747>Go to bed>Big dragon girl lays down beside you>Drapes a massive wing over you protectively. It's practically a tent>Lean in close to her massive rough scaled body.>Without pressing your ear to her, you can hear her heart beat. Base, constant, relaxed>You are kept warm from the night air by her radiating inner fire
>>14065725Nothing related to those characters.Its part of a series called Magic Shop Books, all kids books about that magic shop he bought the egg from, and the kids that just happen to stumble in and buy the thing they need to learn important life lessons.I never read any of the other ones, but that book was my favorite for way longer than was age appropriate.The ending where he has to give back, only for her to appear in his dreams so they could fly together again absolutely blew my little mind.
>>14065767>tfw gotta sleep
also: it's not your normal haunted house. it's the House of Shock
>>14065708>He forces his way into the general, and even streams just to make sure you pay more attention to him then the actual contributors. Wow.Tell us more, Sentenal.
>MLPG: Haunted Houses and Dragons
>>14065704http://pern.wikia.com/wiki/Dragon>>14065697I don't remember it ever happening, but I wouldn't really be surprised.There was a scene where a boy and a girl cut open a dead dragon and skywalker themselves from the cold, and I think it implied they had sex.They ended up getting turned into half-dragon types.At least, assuming I'm remembering right.
>>14065773>you will never be this cozy
>>14065772What I think happens is my fundamentals and work on the torso and hips goes unnoticed, due to most of it being in undersketching and composition.
>>14065817>will you never go to a haunted house with a cute dragon girl>She cant fit inside, but follows along by snaking her head in>She even gets startled, even though shes ginourmous and could burn everything down
>>14065772It's weird because I like his not tit stuff
What is optimal pony size?
>>14065772>it feels like they're a bunch of simpletons who will be fine with literally anything as long as there's some huge sweater puppies on itWelcome to having a fetishYou'll take anything passable depicting it
>>14065828Now that, I like.
>>14065828>imageoh godthis shouldn't turn me on this much
>>14065848The base of the snout is at belly button height for someone who is 6'2"this way if they stand on their hind legs they can give the perfect hugs, but they are stiill little enough to be my little pony.
>>14065832that face is scaring me
>>14065862Here, take this.
>>14065831>standing in a dark hallway with cotton spiderwebs everywhere>she sticks her head in the window and gets some of them caught in her horns>canned evil laughter bursts from the crappy speakers poorly hidden in the corners as the light goes out>you can't see it, but you hear her squeak(loudly) and bang her head on the windowsill
>>14065814>Implying I am Sentenal.RCH doesn't contribute shit here, yet, why is he here? He is nothing but a leach, a tumor on the general. Go on, defend him, tell me what he has done, you won't find a single foothold.
>>14065859I think it should be that they're heads are slightly bigger than humans. Big enough for their really large eyes, but small enough to not be freakishly gigantic
>>14065814DON'T REPLYPLEASE NO
>>14065875Wouldn't she take the windowsill out?
>>14065576I'll try this, but it'll have to wait until tomorrow because of work.
>>14065785"Well, today was fun and all, but I really gotta go to bed."The flame-haired woman grins at you, exposing a multitude of razor-sharp teeth, and turns away, raising her red-nailed fingers up to the sky. With a crash of thunder and a flash of white, the two humans are gone, replaced once again by the bus-sized red dragon and her much smaller daughter. "I'll say you do, shug." She drops a shoulder to the ground and beckons to you with a wave of her head. "Get on."You hesitate--for a moment too long, it seems, when she snorts twin lines of fire out of her nostrils, irritated. "I said get on." But as soon as the shadow of anger comes over her majestic face, it's gone. "It'll be nice. How many humans get to sleep in a dragon's lair?"You laugh nervously and buy yourself some time, but she's still waiting for your answer, and you doubt she'll accept any but the one she wants to hear.
Someone wanted me to draw a bunch of Xeno changeling dicks, I think that's the plan for drawstream tonight.
Oh boy! What could it be?
>>14065900Aw yiss
>>14065900lamestream when
>>14065892She does, but the squeak isn't from pain, it's from realizing that she just took out a good chunk of the wall.She'd turn herself into a human to go through with you, but she hates being scared, and reasons that the actors will be too terrified of her like this to pop out at her.
>>14065892She was just a little startled, not terrified. And I'd hope she isn't clumsy enough to ram her head through walls by accident. That sounds dangerous, and you'd probably get kicked out of a lot of places.>tfw Derpy is a polymorphed dragon
>>14065904Twilights wedding anouncement
>>14065897Well shit, get on.
>>14065897My, she's a very forward dragon isn't she.So why exactly does she like our hairless monkey ass again?
>>14065900Idea:One of them has something horryfying pop out like the mouth inside of a mouth that xenomorphs have.
>>14065907Right now, I forgot to put it in the email field.
>>14065923>changelings>when we dragonsboooooo
>>14065882Since when do people need a reason to be here?There's been at least 2 Anons in this thread who have admitted to only coming here for furry/fetish discussion.
>>14065928I should practice Dragons soon yeah.
>>14065918>>One Changeling has a dick pop out of their mouth like a Xenomorph.>Gets uppercutted.>The other Changelings quickly decide to not use that transformation.
>>14065931you actually got less swoleand you're wearing your dumb pants higher to cover your gut
>>14065931I've eaten nothing but ramen, pringles, and moutain dew livewire all day.
>>14065904Ooh! Is it anus inspection day again?
>>14065931>>>/soc/>>>/fit/>>>/the sub/
>>14065910If it'd help any, I could hold her hand the whole way through.
>>14065936>the dick crawls towards you
>>14065932damn right you shouldmore specifically dragoness
dragoness is recessive
>>14065931Is that one of our contributors?
>>14065931
>>14065931Is that Ross?
>>14065929>Anons.Exactly. All he does is post with his trip in an attempt to be somehow more annoying then Tex.
>>14065958Ross
>>14065529>errands>at midnight
>>14065367social interaction with other people on the internet is okay
>>14065931I actually feel kind of bad that you have to resort to this sort of shit to get noticed anymoreYou should seriously go see a psychiatrist or something
>>14065963Always expected him to look gross/weird.
>>14064960What a shame.
>>14065931Can you puff out your chest and suck it in a bit more
>>14065367He's like 14 so yeahHe's a dumb kid
>>14065962It's just a tripcode.If you're going to be angry at anyone, it should be the furries who have taken roost in this place. Even if they are Anon.
>>14065931That's disgusting.
>>14065931You somehow make Nathan look attractive.
>>14065982You can't prove that! You can't prove nothin!
>>14065367I genuinely hate people who do drugs
Ponies
i just want to settle down and live a nice quite life with my mare wife, but obama says its wrong and makes it illegal to marry my true love.
>>14066008That horse looks cozy as fuck.
>>14066008oh man, that looks comfy as fuck
>>14065985The furries don't walk around posting /b/ level humor of googly eyes on pictures and his apparent graduation to sandwiches, cementing his /b/read birth.I wonder why you all just accepted him after you got sent to /mlp/
>>14065367i dont like memes and people who repost the same images every thread.
>>14065916Initially? Humans are very weak breeders (and are very prevalent), and dragons can get knocked up by anything. Thus, any child from this union will be a dragon too, and male dragons are extremely rare. Then she offered to come back and introduce you to the kid, which she did five years later.She kinda liked your hairless monkey ass on the date the three of you went on, acting like an actual family. Besides that, she's just being polite: it's dragon etiquette to allow the male to sleep in her lair, symbolizing the trust between the two, even if it's just for one night.>>14065915You clamber aboard, walking up her massive wing like it were a leathery gangplank and plopping yourself down in the pit between her shoulders, wrapping your arms as best you can around her neck, twice as thick at the base as your waist.She turns her head back to you and winks. "Hold on now, shug." With a single motion, she pushes off from the ground and takes to the skies, wings scything through the air and, somehow, amazingly, lifting the two of you up and into the sky. Ground recedes beneath you and you loose track of where you are: landmarks lose their value when you're looking down on them.You can't get quite enough grip around her neck to be safe, can't find quite a good enough seat between her shoulders to feel secure, but she either doesn't know or doesn't care. To your side, you can see your daughter soaring effortlessly behind you, riding the slip-stream of her mother. "Alright, shug, let's crank it up!" the red's voice rumbles through the biting, thinning air. You wail helplessly against the rush of the wind, trying to tell her to calm down and take it easy, but she can't hear you. You pound against her with your fists, but she can't feel it.To your side, your daughter smirks at you, quite aware of your terror. She flies up to her mother's ear, and--How did you do on the date with your draconic family? Does your daughter still think you're a loser?
>>14066008I miss my dogs
Why do you still come here? Isn't there something more productive and enertaining that you could be doing instead?
So pone + doge = cat?So both can do it?
>>14065943She still breathes fire when she gets startled, though. She'd have to walk through with your arms completely around her, her hands over her ears and eyes screwed shut.And everyone that sees her gets right up next to her and whispers "That's cheeeeeeeatiiiiiiing..."
>>14066024Yep, that would be fucking awesome.And I'd hope it went well. It'd kind of suck being hated by your own family, even if it was a little...forced.
>>14065367I dislike melons
>>14066020If you think furry bullshit is less aggravating than pictures of googly eyes on pony toys, then I honestly don't know what to tell you.
>>14066051>It'd kind of suck being hated by your own familyUnderstatement
>>14066036I'm both here and working on pony related things so nyyeeeehhh
>>14066059Tell him that his opinions are shit
>>14066070nope
>>14066048Goodness. She really has it bad, huh?Does changing into her human form affect her weight, or is she as heavy as she is when she's a dragon?Because if she's light enough, maybe I could pick her up and carry her in my arms.
>>14066070I never noticed the sweat beforeunf
>Twilight goes to Church with Fluttershy>accidentally brings the Necronomicon
>>14066059>googly eyes on pony toys.That is literally all he does!Yet you all defend him like he is some sort of actual artist. Is he going to benefit from your whiteknighting? No, he would have to produce content to do that.Instead, he just shitposts with literal shit images.
>>14066076but you'll get cramps and shit!and then you won't be able to pony anymore!
>>14066070what a tiny butt.it excites me so.
>>14066069>>14066059No tell him that his pony is disappointed in himThat'll learn him
>>14066105>telling you to shut up is whiteknightingI just think you're an annoying bastardI'm neutral towards RCH
>>14066105>Instead, he just shitposts with literal shit images.But faceless hasn't been here for like a year.
>>14066105>That is literally all he does!And talking about fetishes and diamond dogs and dragons is all the furries do.As I said, if you have less of a problem with that, then I don't know what to tell you.
>RCHhateanon is back.I thought Sentenal was leaving.
Which one?
>tfw something something alone I dont know
>>14066108>try>implying Dash isn't all about the analShe can't become a wonderbolt if she gets pregnant.
>>14066145Bend over.
>>14066143It's not sentenal.It's the guy who bought that $500 banner linking to the sub.
>>14066159>It's the guy who bought that $500 banner linking to the sub.Thanks for reminding me. I needed a laugh.
>>14066145the purple one
>>14066051You say it went well, and my die agrees. Your daughter flies up to her mother's ear, and shouts to her: "He's gonna fall off, mom." The red beneath you makes a low, rumbling coughing noise. She must be laughing. "Hey, shug!" she calls back. "You doing okay back there?" You furiously shake your head, and your daughter relays the information. "Okay, okay", the red grumbles, slowing down noticeably. "Guess we'll do it the... y'know, the BORING way."It's a little more than an hour at this slower pace before she starts to drop in altitude. "Almost there", she tells you, with a curious raise in pitch at the last word--in fact, she almost seems be be asking you more than telling you. "Honey, grab your father."Your daughter zips in behind you and wraps her arms under your arms, holding you up as the huge dragon crashes to earth. Your daughter sets you down lightly before fluttering back to earth herself."Uh. Sorry about that, shug", she says, dusting herself off. "Been a while since I landed with cargo. Well, living cargo, anyway." She laughs again.She stands back and takes in her home, a massive cave carved in the side of a rocky cliff face. It looks like it was a former mine that she hollowed out and dug into. It's what you'd imagine a dragon's lair would look like, a curious combination of the spartan and the decadent and sumptuous: a jagged cropping of rock on one side, a luscious Persian rug on the other. "It's good manners for the female to allow her mate to sleep in her cave", she says, sensing your question. "So whaddaya think?"
>>14066159Does that ad still run? I never took off adblock to see
>>14066159>It's the guy who bought that $500 banner linking to the sub.Man...
>>14066172$500 was for a year's worth of adspace.
>>14066172He paid for a full year, so I assume it does.
>>14066082Same mass, but she doesn't like to be carried. She either wants to fly or walk. Hates being reliant on other people. And NO, you hiding her from monsters DOESN'T count. So DON'T ASK!
>>14066194
>>14066195Oh well, it was worth a shot.Does she also get frightened easily by horror films?
>>14066194yeah, the threads on /mlp/ are kinda shitwe make due, though
>>14066194Welcome to the hiatus.
fruit bats were sorta weird
>>14066195>>14066211Is this some OC thing we're talking about? It sounds cute
I want to rub AJ's apples.
>>14066217Last time I checked there were twice as many days left on the new horse countdown. Huh.
>>14066230I want to suck on AJ's horse balls
>This power can make the sick healthy, the weak strong, and enlighten the ignorant; so what if it turns them into warped monsters, and robs them of most of their free will?
>>14066230
>>14066230You touch it you buy it!
>>14066228okay!
>>14066250Oh yeah?WPSHH
>>14066226Yes, it's OC.
>>14066226something about a dragon girl, I think?
>>14066159>He hates RCH that much....Why?Why 500 bucks mad?Did RCH shit on his lifetime supply of Wheaties?
>>14066272Here's a reply
>>14066258the ponies are not for sale!You will however be forced to pay the court a fine, lawbreaker
>>14066195>Same massThose poor floors
>>14066272After taking a brief glimpse at the front page, I'm gonna have to disagree.But opinions make the world go round, huh?
>>14066283>Resist Arrest>also WPSHH again
>>14066276RCH is an exceedingly easy target and he only wants to go for the low hanging fruitheed him no mind
>>14066292
>>14066292>WPSHH police pony>WPSHH judge pony>WPSHH prison guard pony>WPSHH inmate ponies
>>14066258http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJHzw2e6gcI&list=PLCA92177BC616AB91best version
>>14066299Sure thing.You should leave though, you have much better threads to spam.
>>14066301>WPSHH prison bars
>>14066276Well, why crusade against drugs in a thread about cartoon horses on the internet?Why constantly fling shit at a drawfag for something she wrote on her blog about the friend zone?Because some people have very odd ways of attempting to validate their existence.
>>14066294>heed him no mindBut what if he makes RCH leave?
>>14066311>ow
>>14066328RCH frankly stopped giving a shit about him ages ago
>>14066326It's the same people who hack a random ass server in a game 'for tuh lulz' and just look like a jackass
>>14066327Is that what a burn is to you /mlp/fags?No wonder you guys are shit.
>>14066288She has a sub-spell that creates a pocket dimension on the bottoms of her feet which distributes her weight evenly, as though she was on all four dragon feet. But yes, she still has to be careful about rickety things, and she'd desperately love to ride roller coasters.
>>14066311>WPSHH opposite wall.>Right in that crack.
>>14066004Sometimes MLPG reminds me of the last time I went to Disney World. Everyone was tired after a long day of walking but me. We had gotten there early and the day was only half over. I couldn't get tired. We were at Disney world. Why couldn't they get that? They could be tired later, they could be lazy fucks at home. This is Disney World! Let's go on Pirates of The Caribbean again! Come on let's go! But eventually they talked me down, convinced me it had been a long day and we should sit down for a few hours and maybe leave.We got in line for Smal World, because you have to ride it at least once every time you go to disney world. it's in the rules or something. The lines always takes forever because of that. Every minute or so though we'd hear this loud cheering coming from further back in the line. When our part of the line went past that one we found the people cheering and I asked what they were cheering for. "We're in fucking Disney World man! Why aren't you cheering?!" I jumped backwards in line and went on Small World with them. Made some new friends and the others were just fine with that. They were less whiny the next day at Animal Kingdom. Well the point of the thing is so many idiots on /mlp/ argue and complain and whine, so many people on MLPG even do the same of course. But every now and then someone shouts out "Ponies!" and in my head I think "Fuck yeah ponies! I love ponies! They're fucking awesome!" And my day is made.You're too good yo me MLPG.
>>14066339They all kids man.
>>14066345I'm steaming madWhat is this, 2008 /b/?
>>14066344I like it when mlpg talks about ponies.I like you too, anon
Why do people on youtube always feel the need to point out their age when it doesn't matter?
>>14066336And yet, the hateanon still burns for him...I think RCH is trolling him at this point.>"Just one more post, and I will get mad~"
PASTEL COLORED EQUINES
>>14066363I didn't say we weren't kids here too... You're being a bit defensive
>>14066364Because it's youtube?
>>14066364>brony>underage>some other trigger wordPick your poison and you've got an instant reply no matter what
>>14066344I like itCapped, even though I'll probably never post it again
>>14066262>Yes, it's OCBut what OC?
>>14066360
>>14066372I like them when they're chubby. They look so soft and nice.
>>14066384>brony princess
>>14066372WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING>>14066380>in a capped postmy life's work
W-what do you mean you're not interested in being mind raped for all of eternity on thursday?
>>14066395I'd honestly rather go see what Applejack is up to.
>>14066390WOULD YOU CUDDLE A PONY nonsexually?>>14066394I'M TRYING TO TALK OVER THE NON-HORSE TALK
>>14066388
>>14066344I've been having a pretty shitty daybut that put a smile on my facethanks
>>14066408you bet your britches I would.
>>14066395I would enter Twilight's magical realm
>>14066382Mine. I still haven't given mai dragon waifu a name, though.You can name the daughter, though.
>>14066408WHAT'S A HORSE
>>14066382one of these >>14064989 I assume
>>14066417>betting my britchesanon don't violate me>>14066426YOU'RE A HORSE
>>14066395Twilight why do you keep asking me these things
>>14066429I'll allow it...
>>14066406
>>14066408I would cuddle a pony
>>14066437WHEN DID THAT HAPPENI SEEMED TO HAVE MISSED THE HORSENING
>>14066443Twilight is autistic
>>14066443She just wants to help you get to know YOU
>>14066336We all said that about sa.jpg. It's only a matter of time before James cracks. He is also in Skype groups, he will fall too.
>>14066416I know what else will cheer you up. Disney Cakes!
>>14066451Poor Twilight, all the purple finally leaked into her brain.
>>14066344This
>>14066475The purple will seep into everyone's brains!
>>14066461You know who else is in Skype groups?HITLER!DON'T BE LIKE HITLER!OPPOSE SKYPE!
>>14066451don't stop this is hilarious
>>14066470I didn't know that guy did personhorsesI love his work.
>>14066470Oh my god unf that cupcake
>>14066451what wonderful posts.
>>14066483mewballwould you a lyra, but you had to be her little pony and she was a human?
"...Hi."
>>14066461>Using his name.Really? You are going to do this again.
>>14066495am i a mare or a stallion
>>14066505Your choice
>>14066481Unf
>>14066484(she?) does very nice person horses.
>>14066500It's like those Nemesis comics from Hark a Vagrant.Except real.Which makes it less funny and more unsettling.
>>14066496damn does that artist make lovable personhorses
>>14066509not him, butI'd be human-Lyra's little pony if she looked anything like this >>14066496...y'know, with human ears
>>14066509yeah i would
>>14066484Her work
>>14066513I really like that swimuit
>>14066526he really doesI just wanna give that Derpy so many kisses and hugs
>>14066527i like the pony ears...
>>14066513
>>14066540The human isn't that bad either
>>14066546Oh boy, time to reread moonstuck
>>14066527oh, and I'd be a stallion>>14066544me too. I just said that as insurance in case some anon decides to get snarky about abominations and what-not.they look like they'd be fun to play with.
>>14066546>you will never grow taller than any of your childhood friends
>>14066546What are her two cohorts' names?I will call them Frick and Frack.
>>14066547I'd give her lots of kisses and hugs too
Can someone draw this image but with Chrysalis?
>>14066564That's only true for me because I started out taller than them. The few that weren't shorter were a few years older and not really close friends anyway.
>>14066546damn, that's a cute Luna
>>14066570Shit I want that nowAlthough Nightmare Moon would be more accurate, I think
>>14066566
>>14066573>tfw everyone said "oh yeah you'll grow">tfw because genes and terrible terrible eating habits you dont
>>14066566http://egophiliac.deviantart.com/art/moonstuck-name-guide-312566476sunshine and Medowlark
>>14066425>>14066432OhEh, I'm alright
>>14066517>Except real.>Which makes it less funny and more unsettling.No kidding.
Where can I find a link to anal sex the ost?
Would you read a story about my dragon OC, that one guy? Maybe I'll try my hand at arting, too.
>>14066602Up my butt, care to look?
>>14066496that looks like Felina Feral.
>>14066607Different guy, but I've already got a few dragon fics to read, might as well add another to the list for when I'm in the mood.
Straight outta PonyvilleMuthafucka named Twilight
>>14066500What's wrong, James. It's not like you are the only one in Washington, in Kennewick. Need I go further?
>>14066672wait what was that one site that converted normal text into gangsta speakthat shit was great
Why is Mlpg so deeeeeeeeead?
>>14066685
>>14066607Only if you make it pony-related somehow.
>>14066693yeesss
>>14066702
http://fav.me/d6ll0zvWould you?
>>14066697Hurm.
What was that Youtube channel with some MLPG TF2 clips?
Is it season 4 yet?
So we hate rch now?Fill me in?
>>14066726>CRIKEYhe should die for this. no-one is allowed to touch that word until Steve Irwin rises from the grave.
>>14066726>half scaleI...what
>>14066742It's just one guy with an unhealthy obsession, Anon.Pay it no mind.
>>14066726>half-scale princess Celestia>people have been talking about dragons>image takes a few seconds to load>head full of images of dragon transformation and stuff>tfw you realize you're actually disappointedStill, looks pretty well made despite being Molestia shit
>>14066685http://www.gizoogle.net/index.php?search=http%3A%2F%2Fboards.4chan.org%2Fmlp%2Fres%2F14064518&se=Gizoogle+Dis+Shiznit
>>14066731what a qt
>>14066726I would have liked it more as regular Celestia
>>14066727There are dragons in Equestria.It's not that difficult.
>>14066753Is it unhealthy?Or just a realization that we were worshiping a /b/ tard tripfag?
>>14066756Well, there's always this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uf5dyAYaYqsMewball, this guy is right. Your voice does fit your "selfsona".
>>14066772It's unhealthy.
>>14066759mai giga nigga
>>14066771There aren't any humans.
any more plans for personhorses mew?
>>14066772Only got time to worship my waifu.She'd be so embarrassed if she knew...
>>14066773one of very few that I know of, and the only one that's pretty like that
>>14066783>personhorses
>>14066776All he has done is attentinwhore and cause drama.
>>14066783Absolutely terrifying.
>>14066787>forced autism meme spammed by Manly Tears>againSomething can be repeated to the point of it being meaningless.
>>14066780Like that ever stops anyone.The only difference from your standard Human-in-Equestria rigamarole is that now you're romancing a dragon rather than a pony.
>>14066774ahahahahaha whatwho even im not gonna ask>>14066783still just practicing random humansi should though, it'll probably help even if mlpg will tease me about them being bad
>>14066790>cause dramaThink you have him beat on that mang
>>14066790All you've done is attentionwhore and cause drama.
>>14066790You shouldn't care.
>>14065445That means more Celestia for me!But sorry.
>>14066686Why aren't you drawing Changeling dicks?
>>14066798>Manly Tears
>>14066759>I ain't talkin bout chicken n gravy
>>14066801>>14066803>Generic whiteknights for a useless tripfag.You should not even exist considering who you are defending.>>14066807I should not care but MLPG has decided to care for people from /mlp/ and defend them.
>>14066774Is there really someone sitting on the server and recording absolutely everything at the chance of recording something "funny"?
>>14066798>No one will draw Lera hanging out with her pony friends
>>14066808shut up spaerk.
>>14066819You still shouldn't care.
>>14066828WITH BLACKJACKAND HOOKERSYOU KNOW WHAT, FORGET THE IMAGEBOARD
>>14066813I am though
>>14066827
>>14066820Yes, someone is recording sometimes. He said he had archives of this and has only uploaded clips.
>>14066819>whiteknightsAll I'm saying is you aren't helping anything. The only power you have is using the report button.Thats it.Crying only makes the thread worse regardless of what you think is a problem.Now talk about being a pretty mare in an apron.
>>14066841Good to know - I was almost tempted to visit the server when its up again.
Pony is happier being straight-edge.
>>14066833Excuse me if I care if /mlp/ has posters who are not just egomaniac tripfags who think they shit gold. Especially the ones who only trip to trip and nothing more.
>>14065529>I'll start on it when I get back from errands.This was two hours ago. Tex has not returned. He was running errands at 1am. It's obvious. Tex had a meeting with the mob. He is now dead and buried. RIP Tex.
>>14066847what, done posting Pinkie already?
>>14066850You shouldn't.If it has such an impact on your life then I think it says more about you than it does about them.
>>14066853>This was two minutes ago. Tex has not returned. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Dude was hustlin errandz at 1am.>It's obvious. Tex had a meetin wit tha mob yo. Dude is now dead n' buried. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! RIP Tex.rip in piece **pours one out for a brutha**
http://i.imgur.com/WLcsyPR.pngGonna practice dragons or something now I guess.
>>14066847go away. we already have a shitposter right now, we don't need two.wait until his shift is up.
>>14066844>Crying only makes the thread worse regardless of what you think is a problem.He knows that anon. Stop responding to him.
What?>>14066869No.
>>14066853anon>>14065894
>>14066870>Stop responding to himWe aren't talking about anything interesting at the moment so I have nothin better to do. May go to bed though. >tfw can't decide what the hell you want to do.
>>14066875>I'd shitpost in your shitty threads all day if I could.That's quite pitiful.
>>14066878Oh no, Twilight is ded.
This filly and this dog are above the influence
>hating on people that people already hate onBut that's so booooringWhy don't you ever hate on people who never get it? They must be lonely
>>14066878I hear if you flip a pony on its back it gets stuck like that forever.
>>14066875That's funny, I remember you saying you have no life and you consider it your mission to ruin MLPG.You're just the worst kind of person, huh?
Rest in peace, Faust
>>14066878>>14066889>ponies are like cats>clip a hair clip to their tail or put a headband around their waist and they're immobilizedDon't even get me started on double-sided tape on their hooves
>>14066887Why would hate on someone who's lonely?
>>14066889What if I flip pony back over?
>>14066895Yeah, rip.
>>14066887Like LK.Nobody ever hates on LK.
>>14066900No, it has, I just know one person who is lonely enough to shitpost in MLPG all day.And that's you, buddy.
This pony does not indulge alcohol or smoke drugs
>>14066908F-fuck LKThat f-faggot.
>>14066908Yeah fuck that guyHe has weird fetishes and shit and doesn't post them here or start drama or anythingDoesn't he know that we thrive on fetishes and drama?
>>14066904Pony will get very dizzy and vomit.
>>14066908There's a reason for that, you know.
>>14066913That's because your friends don't exist.
if you guys don't stop, Leth is going to awaken.
>>14066919Since when do shitposters need a reason?
>>14066929It's predictable because it's true.Get some friends, anon. Then you wouldn't have to do this all day.
How spoiled do you prefer your new pony episodes?http://strawpoll.me/558624/
This place attracts way too many people with an abundance of free time an obsession with trying to ruin things for other people.
Die potscum schweinehund
>>14066941You mean this fandom
>>14066941autist
>>14066945Mostly this place
>>14066938>Anyone who picks anything other than noneDisgusting casuals.
>>14066914Yeah!He ruined questing and shit!
>>14066947Yes, artists. It attracts artists.
Cocks: Juicy and delicious and fun! I'm obsessed with dicks. Let me play with it, or just stick it in anywhere! I'll be a very happy girl either way.My Boobs: Suck them, fuck them, cum on them, play with them, tease me about them, make a big fuss of them. I hope you like them big because that's what I've got.
>>14066949No, you're just forgetting about all the times the fandom has linked together to destroy things they don't likefirst and foremost the tumblr deletions
>>14066953The title isn't that bad, and you're bound to at least hear that while the other things can be avoided
>>14066944Shitposting is your drugYou are the druggo
>>14066959>not ponyNo deal.
>>14066958wait a minuteare you trying to trick me
>>14066972No, mlpg is full of artists.
>>14066954Now I can't easily impress people with a half-assed quest! I have to exert actual EFFORT!
>>14066938Not at all, but I also love getting previewsIdeally during the hiatus they would make like 5 minute shorts every few weeks/months. That was I wouldn't get starved for new pony and would be able to resist previews to go into the new episodes blind
>>14066911Yes she does.In fact, the entire season 3 finale was just one of her drug fueled hallucinations.
>>14066979That bastard
>>14066970No I have posted regularly up until >>14066847Certain things can instantly jumpstart my hatred and so I take out my frustration on this general.The things that jumpstarted it was seeing people selling drugs and then seeing two videos about "high country" on vice.
>>14066964Yeah, how dare the janitor delete shitposting.Fuck that guy.
>>14066995don't reply
Just so you know, the entire east coast of Australia is on fire.It was nice posting with you guys.
>>14066994And you decided you just needed your fix
>>14067001So it's business as usual?
>>14067001but you can fly rainbow dash
>>14067001rip anon start driving now, flames will move fast
>>14066982Would a more frequent but similar in scope version of the Hot Topic shorts be good enough?
>decide to check out thread after leaving for a weekfuck, now I remember why I left
>>14067016i'm also popping in after an absencewhat a coincidence
>>14067004No, balling up frustration is bad and MLPG is just a general, I take my hate and dump it here.
>>14066941Finally someone notices, this place is like a candle to a shitpost moth>hey look, a forum for MLP>let's pick a random tripfag and shitpost relentlessly about him between autism checks.>oh and lets spam armor too and cry about drugs
>>14067026For that soothing feel-good sensation
>>14067042e-even me?
I'd like to see another Winter episode, I want ponies playing in the snow.
>>14067043Imageboards are just anonymous forums with a thread lifespan
>>14067050that would be awesomemaybe like a legit Christmas special could be cute
>>14067050I want more Halloween seeing as it's the best holiday.
>>14067043
>>14065367This place has too much drama. It's why im trying to leave and find different interests
>>14067050I want a hot springs episode
>>14067050I fuckin love winter episodes. We really need more ponies in snow.
>>14067050I want an episode where the ponies go to a Summer or Winter resort and just have a small problem to deal with while having fun there.
>>14067056>tfw work in retail>tfw seeing Christmas shit muscle in on Spookytime>tfw seeing Christmas stock in BEFORE Spookytime stockTruly a sad state of affairs
>>14066959but what about YOUR cock
>>14067036No, so I wouldn't wring some drugged out faggot's neck.I'm a short-fused person that hates a lot of things and it's hard to not angry since the things I hate are things a lot of people like and these people are everywhere so ignoring them is pretty much like asking an ice-cube to stay solid in the middle of a house fire, I think the last time I spent a day not being angry was when I was watching S1-S3 all in one go and playing Dwarf Fortress.That was in march.
>>14067072Just work at a haunted house next year. It's great fun and everyone loves Halloween as much as you do.
why is celestia such a shit pony? shes like a giant fluttershy. pretty, but shit and boring.
>>14067050THREE months of winter coolness, and only one episode per year? I want three this year!
>>14067091that's a good brony impression
>>14067087You could use a nice soothing lobotomy.
>>14067055Mew do your fucking homewerk..
>>14067102i finished like an hour or so ago m8
>>14067087So it sounds like you pretty much just hate life.What's it like having horrible opinions about everything and the burning desire to do something about it?
>>14067087You can deny it all you want.
>>14067106Wow nice stuff DorkDraw Loiro and Bonobo as dorky teenagers in highschool pls.
>>14067114im probably going to sleep soonmaybe tomorrowah, damn, i forgot anon's request againbahsorry i have to finish something else before that but i do want to do that
>>14067101Why is that? It's not unhealthy to hate a lot of things, it's certainly not like I'm going to kill a bunch of people.>>14067109>Hate lifeThat's silly, I don't hate life.Being wrapped around in blankets, eating soup and sandwiches, listening lounge music while dipping my sandwiches in my soup, playing HW2 or other games and watching MLP and Whose Line while also browsing /vg/ and MLPG.It's just that I hate everything else outside of these things.
>>14067046Especially you.
>dat s04 leakwell...
>>14067121>It's not unhealthy to hate a lot of thingsPretty sure it is.
>>14067125*kisses with dirty gross boy lips*
>>14067121>It's not unhealthy to hate a lot of thingsHate leads to stress, and stress leads to anxiety and ulcersHating things is very unhealthy, especially in the amount and severity that you hate thingsChill the fuck out, goddamn
>>14065103>>14065108
oh my god JC a pon
>>14067143wisdom
Would Fluttershy as a dragon have hair?
>>14067153NoShe'd have fins or horns to resemble her hair, however
>>14067149
while there are benevolent dragons, yes, it's important we don't forget about the less-benevolent ones, either.>>14067153probably not, but yes.
Pony rides the dick!
>>14067143But I like this hate, it's a like a friend.I know it's there for me to properly expend my emotional energy into hating these things.>>14067150And I'm easily pent up, even with images like this.If I didn't had my hate for a lot of things, I'd be different and I wouldn't want that.
>>14067157>greatsword wielder>not dex masterrace,
>>14067168fast wepons are pussy wepons
>>14067171
>>14067171>needing a shitty slow penis compensator
APPLES FOREVER!
>>14067189APPLES TOGETHER
>>14067008like fuck that's going to help herhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Deq1pt-2i-Q
>>14067189Apples togedder
>>14065828oh godthat face is terrifying
BUT MY LITTLE PONIES YOU OPENED UP MY EYES
>>14067225AND OPENED UP MY ASS
>>14067198Fuuuck.Hopefully that kind of stuff only happens inland.
>why so beb mlp->1:45Oh shit
ALL WE HEAR ISRADIO GA-GARADIO GOO-GOORADIO GA-GA
>>14067225It's been a while since I listened to that extended version of the song, I actually kind of like it.
>>14067262It's not bad. Except for terrible puns.
>>14067265
Who has the pony-est butt?
>>14067282Mrs. Cake gets my vote for the poniest of butts.
>>14067282This pony.
dock and frog play
>>14067311You lost me at Frog
>>14067318>not playing with your pony's frogs
>>14064518Why do so many people hate this movie?I feel it was a good original concept and art style and step in a fresh new direction.IF we didn't have evolution we wouldn't have our most treasured my little ponys and we'd still be stuck with the older kind of animation.
>>14067302Blimpin' aint easy
>>14067339>IF we didn't have evolutionThat doesn't mean it isn't shit.Not all change is good.
>>14067355LK pls
>>14067355>season 4>no wings
sex with fluttershy
ded
>>14067339You do realize we COULD have had an actual pony movie, with characters from the show? With loads of world-building and character development and shit, and old villains from previous generations (like Tirek and Grogar) making an appearance.
>>14067410It seems to die earlier every night
>>14067411Too bad anon, gotta sell those toys.
>>14067415Why isn't she using the pillow on her bed?
>>14067430that pillow is for cuddling
>>14067430When I'm hiding under my covers telling other people to go away I don't usually take my pillow with me.
>>14067339>I feel it was a good original concept and art style and step in a fresh new direction.
>>14067440Really? I do, or at least I pull the covers up to my pillow.And why is she sticking her butt up in the air?
>>14067451She's curled into a ball, I thought it was the most comfortable position.
>>14067411tirek a shitgrogar a wet shit
>>14067466I never realized how comfortable that bed would be, well comfortable if you were Spike's size anyways.
>>14067415Why is Anon in HouseWouldn't House complain
>>14067474Better than sunsetshimmer
>>14067484Spelling errors in comics Time to commit sudoku
I
Hate
>>14067531Am
I'm sleeping with Gloomy.You guys find your own ponies to be beb with.
>>14067535Sam
>>14067542Sam
>>14067550>Ghost hoof
>>14067560She's getting really aggressive in abducting new cave members.
Why are people writing about Demons with no any knowledge of them?Demons are real Ancient Greek (good) beings, hell is fictional christian's (bad) place.Demons always protecting humans from evil, help with science, they're wisest beings and never lie.Why are people confusing Good with evil, Dark(ness) with uholy and Demons with devils? This really offends me. :(
>>14067574>:(Soiled it
old mares
>>14067587
>>14067587>calling a mare old
>>14067587They know what they want
MLPG potion: 10% pony, 90% ded
How many Pinkie Pies have you murdered today?
>>14067615I try to murder a few but then they overran me and now I'm pinkie pie.
Heh
>>14067620its shit
>>14067620It's shit.
>>14067623>>14067624
I drew a Flutterdragon.
>>14067652she looks unhappy
>>14067656I think it's because she's not yet fucking the 1963 23 Window Deluxe VW Micro Bus full of critters having sex and cheering her on.
>>14067665
>>14067652looks good, it combines 2 of my favorite fetishes
>>14067683W-What?
>>14067686>No Dick VersionAre you implying something?
>>14067652where did the hair go, i liked that version
>>14067694I thought it looked really strange with hair.
>>14067693you know exactly what i am implying
We should have Sentenal and Cosmo on the podcast so we can imitate the Dr. Phil show but with Gypsy and LK
>>14067717I'll add one for you tomorrow if you remind me.Goodnight Mlpg
>>14067724goodnight saine
pony feels dirty
>>14067729pony should take a bath
wir tot
beb
[ded]
qeq
I'm going to sleep.and I'm going to dream about diamond dogs
Finally, there is no one left and all the ponies are mine.
I groped pony
>>14067859pony is pressing charges
pony should pony pony
Pony says you''re a dork
>>14067864I`ll touch pony even harder
>>14067882 RAPE CULTURE
