Previous Thread>>13988019There is a new resident in Ponyville and Pinkie is going to annoy the living hell out of him! Can we agree that SMILE, SMILE, SMILE! is the best song in the series? Do you feel for Cranky Doodle when he tries to find someone he care for, or how Pinkie Pie annoy the donkey for nearly all his screen time? Whats your thought on Matilda and how she suddenly becomes part of the plot at the end of the episode? Is there anything else that you would like to add to this episode?
>>13991506A true true friend helps a friend in needA friend will be there to help you see
>implying Fluttershy needs a faggot like anon to help her outShe's a strong, independent woman who don't need no man.
>>13991494is that her dick or a knee down there
>>13991526What would you consider to be the best song of the series, anon?
>>13991522shit, this just gave me flashbacks of my first time on /v/
Characters that will never have a redeeming scene
>>13991538it's his dick
>>13991506Nah, the best song is a True True Friend.
>>13991553Not him but This Day Aria
>>13991553Art of the dress
>>13991556I have never even opened that board
>>13991506Smile song was fantastic but Winter Wrap Up will always be my favorite
>>13991553the last line was supposed to be the hint, but I am partial to the super speedy cider squeezy 6000I also prefer "What my cutie mark is tlling me" to "True true friend"
>>13991538he's unsheathing it
>>13991563manthat butt is way too good to go on a male poneis it gay if it's r63
Dear ApplejackI just received some home made Apple Pie.It sucks. Like most apple related thingsSigned AnonP.S. Oranges and pears are better.
>>13991562Twist will never have a redeeming scene.She doesn't have a need for one
>>13991572Honestly, I never much cared for winter wrap upI'm just not a fan of big numbers where one of the voices (twilight's) feels unlike the others.The chorus line of course is engraved in my skull though
>>13991506I think that Smile song, WWU, True True Friend and This Day Aria are the bestThe "Apples to the Core" song is pretty good as well
I really like this one. When I feel good I listen to it on repeat.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVRaAQb5q74
>>13991524>one arm way longer than the other
>>13991593>caring if it's gayjust unleash your homolust, it's okay
>>13991534so this is a homosexual circle?
>>13991603True true friend is my favorite, but Apples to the core might take over once we got a proper version of it.
are tumbnails messed up for anyone else?
>>13991603My personal top 3 is Art of the Dress, A true true frind/What my cutie mark is telling me and At the Gala/This day aria.
>>13991616"a homosexual circle" is one of the more accurate descriptions of MLPG
>>13991593yes it is, Anon.but it doesn't matter. I'd go gay for 63-Sweetie.
>>13991524Jeez, normally Jailbait improves a lot when he hasn't posted for a while.
>>13991572I made the instrumental version my ring tone back in the day. it was so catchy and fun.
>>13991616MLPG is more of a bisexual trapezoid
Is someone else having trouble with 4chan? Most of the thumbnails in the thread aren't loading
>>13991617Needless really went downhill near the end.
>>13991598We might like her, but she was never really portrayed in a good light.
>>13991651Yep4chan is still kinda beb
>>13991651>>13991625yes, 4chan has been fucked up ever since the maintenance last night
>>13991643Its funny but it seems people always forget the instrumental reprise for the song in the episode, it was indeed catchy
>>13991651Moot fucked up
>>13991650I'd say it's more of a pansexual hypercube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6zKkgNh1cs>there will never be good and articulated pony toys to make stop motion videos with them
>>13991662Even Derpy couldn't fuck up this badly
>>13991668>pansexual>special snowflake sexuality
>>13991691at least we're not pretending demisexuality is a thing
>>13991663When I first heard it it was right around the time I was first getting into the show and the songs were still a little too girly for me. But the instrumental version of it was the perfect gateway for me so I really liked it.
>>13991691Pansexual kinda sucks for humans but would fit the pony world
>>13991678The only thing that might rival hydrogen as the most abundant thing in the universe is the capacity of intelligent people to completely fuck up.
>>13991694"Bisexual" covers it
>>13991669that's super autisticI'm impressed by how consistent the lighting is
>>13991668to me it always appeared to be more of a polysexual klein bottle
What if AJ gets a Gryphon boyfrien
>Being bisexual>Wanting to deal with women
>>13991726I think it would be funnier if Fluttershy did after what happened with her and Gilda
>>13991730but femdom is super hot
>>13991718>super autisticHaha what the hell
Chip Esten = FluttershyGreg Proops = Rainbow DashRyan Stiles = AppleJackColin Mochrie = Pinkie PieWayne Brady = RarityDrew Carey = Twilight
>>13991730I'm attracted to both, but I don't think I'd want a woman as my life partner
>>13991718>anything that takes time and effort is autism
>>13991711You know one of my favorite quotes of all time is Einstein's one about human stupidity.
>>13991669anyone know what character the girl with the giant axe is?
>>13991669That was amazing.
>>13991745>>13991758FINE I TAKE IT BACKI WISH I HAD THE KIND OF DEDICATION TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT
>>13991731>the griffon in question is Gilda's cousin>he is nervous wreck and apologize to everything if he think he did something wrong>Gilda always pick on him and mock him for getting a pony as a girl friendI want this to happen.
>>13991730I think I want to be in a steady relationship with a man more than a woman, but I think I'm sexually attracted to women more than I am men.Is that weird?
>>13991768some purse owner bitch
>>13991784you're heterosexual & homoromantic
>>13991730They aren't all bad anon
>>13991793>homoromanticHow have I never heard of this term?
>>13991669>Check the other videoshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaX14SMRzeQ
>>13991802it's just a made up term used to describe romantic attraction (as opposite to general/sexual attraction)
>>13991802it's kind of a tumblr thing
>>13991811>>13991813But it makes so much sense
>>13991793> homoromanticSo it's not weird?Because I thought I was really messed up or something for thinking this way
>>13991828oh, you arebut others are too!
>>13991726Why the hell would AJ get a griffon boyfriend?If anything, AJ would attract to a mule or a donkey.
>>13991828it's a little weird
>>13991845I'll just post this.Pinkie has personal space issue.
>>13991828Anon, have you been in a relationship before?
You know I've been thinking. There are shitload of great cartoons that were canceled for bullshit reasons. At least with MLP we kinda know what will happen because as long as MLP toys sales we'll still get something. Also the writers will know when they'll end the show. When sales start to go down Hasbro will just tell them yeah we're pulling the plug, this will be the last season and they'll be able to do some kind of ending or closure.
>>13991845I'll go for Big Mac if he is a she.
>>13991861why is caramac so cute
>>13991887Male or female I'm still going to put it in the pooper.
>>13991813I don't think so>>13991819It does.>>13991828Considering what most women are like, it's not weird at all.
>>13991845Well, it makes me feel a little bit better knowing it has a name now.But something about two dudes in loves is just so romantic to me.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kploCVCD9Us>>13991867Not with another guy, no. I don't really know how to approach another guy the same way I would a woman. I'm still kind of new to all of this
>>13991879>this will be the last season and they'll be able to do some kind of ending or closure.I wish. If anything, Hasbro will cash in EQG.The only logical thing for the Main Series to do is to go on the comic book route.
Please go away gayfags.
>>13991907THEN MAYBE WE CAN GET BACK TO /CO/
>>13991892caramac is so old hat, and caramel is all over the mares anywayThere are so many other stallions around you would think some would get some more attention, well other than soarin and braeburn
>>13991920Not going to happen
>>13991920alright, but only because I need to sleepI'll be back later
>>13991902I did mean in general. I was just wondering if you were just more comfortable around men because you hadn't been with a woman.It's really not strange at all, and you shouldn't be bothered by it.
Seeing ships in general just makes me angry, reminds me of what I will never have.same thing with porn
>>13991907>Eg Pinkie looking cuteIMPOSSIBLE
>>13991942>>13991902Can't you two just fuck off? You guys are not even discussing about ponies.
>>13991945never say never, anon
>>13991927>snails paired with anyoneeughat least saddle him with his fat ugly friend
>>13991951Deal with it, nerd~
>>13991945But anon, this shipping is the best shipping in the show.
when downloading some shady torrents what is the best way to thoroughly scan them before opening?
>>13991951BACK THE FUCK OFF??
>>13991952But I already came to the conclusion that I don't deserve happiness.
>>13991968Everyone deserves to be happy.Except BCS
>>13991968Now that's just stupid.Unless you gone done some right awful thing, that ain't true.
>>13991950There is another cute one but I lost it. Its the comic where Pinkie was happy that AJ and Dash made up, and they start making out. Then, Pinkie got made and left to split them up in the 4th panel.
>>13991982>pick one>like i can't be in bothAND THAT'S WHY I LEFT
twilight a shit
>>13991993>madeI meant mad. Blah.
>>13992003I DON'T KNOW HOW BUT I WILL MAKE YOU REGRET SAYING THAT
Aww, cute Twilight. :3
>>13992003Anon, why would you say a hurtful thing to best pony?
>>13992013damn, what a hot babbaladehsa
>>13992024because one and a half trillion hitlers
>>13992033oh no what is happening
>>13992038Thank anon! Have a clone Pinkie!
HEY MLPG.YOU GOT PHOTOSHOP RIGHT?DO AN EASY DANCING PONY ANIMATION.IT'S FUN.
>>13991984Even that straightedge guy?
>>13991958Last time I ordered one with "fun bits" I went into anaphylactic shock.
>>13992033I still havea grimderp comic where some ponies kill Twilight's family and then Twilight, as a filly, just kills them in horrible ways with magic
okay that didn't workAny chance I could take a request from you guys?
>>13992033Woot! Tragic pasts!But in all seriousness, I'm feeling the feels already.
>>13992055Yes, even him.
>>13992054AW YISS DANCE PONKbut>animating with photoshop>SHIGGY DIGGY
>>13992063here.you'll need that for your edges.
>>13992067Scootaloo and Dash dreaming of being Wonderbolts togheter.
>>13992067this >>13992076 with rumble
>>13992067an alternate end to your scoots vs dt comic where silver spoon steal rumble away
>>13992054But I do not know how to draw.>>13992067What did not work?
>>13992067Pony wearing a black tuque and teashades.CMC wrestling playfight
>>13992067filly gloomy and shota anon cuddling
>>13992094Yeseveryone except sentenal
>>13992094Yes, everyone but BCS
>>13992083I only have it because how stupid it is. Apparently Celestia sent that special team in order to make Twilight go berserk and unleash her magic. And she knew she'll murder that team like that.
>>13992088Workin' on humans. I kept running into a wall and was getting frustrated. I'll come back to it later.>>13992092>black tuque and teashadesI think I promised you I'd do that earlier, right?>>13992076Cute gay? Sure why not.>>13992087I'll give it a shot.
>>13992100Why not him as well?
>>13992119If you want to do it another time, that's fine
>>13992097That sounds kinda cute.
>>13992121I said everyone. That Anon was an impersonator.
>>13992054bendy leg ponies are my favorite
>>13992054HERE, WHAT DO YOU THINK MLPG.WHY ARE WE SHOUTING
>>13992119>Cute gay? Sure why not.You motherfucker.
>>13992133I remember that.I'm so happy I won
>>13992119>Cute gay? Sure why not.et tu goat train?
http://strawpoll.me/528918Outrageous.I thought this would end up tied.
evens: play hatsodds: to bed
>>13992161Why is Twily elf?
>>13992152>>13992141Dudehorses deserve to be cute, too.
>>13992054Here's one I did like a day ago
>>13992173>Cloudchaser wonI mildly disapprove of this
>>13992178Grab your Gibus, pardner, its hats time.
>>13992173needs a "I don't know the difference between the two" option
Guys, I'm trying to find head shots of ponies, but it's becoming annoying to sort through shit.Mind if we have a cute pony head shot thread?
>>13992186You're alright, goat
Goddamn, this site is still busted
>>13992189Gottam ove that gibus up
>>13992188Facts are facts
Charmander, Squirtle, or Bulbasaur?
>>13992192Its not rocket surgery
evens: hatsodds: drawdubs: draw ponies
>>13992212Charizard's mega form is the best
>>13992212Charmander. Fire is cool.
>>13992218Looks like hats once more.
>>13992196It's not like you'd be able to see half the images posted
>>13992233Is time for hats with MLPG?I'll be in in 5
>>13992188Are you really surprised MLPG has bad taste and bad opinions?
God I wish the TF2 fags would die.
>>13992188muh moecc dabess
And then babies
>>13992233this community makes fun stuff sometimeshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iz_dj4u6pGAhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxUfRtIEKf0maybe i should draw hat ponies, but someone will get anal over it.>>13992247well, have fun on your server guys.
>>13992251God I wish [group of people that annoy me] would die.
I made it better now with added applejack and wings...because wings make everything better.
>>13992054inky isn't ded? that's good to know
>>13992258what's with these videos? I don't get why everyone likes them so much. Not like they're necessarily shit, but it's just... odd.
>>13992255I'd fuck that pegasus
>>13992251I wish these guys would play a different game.I am so sick of TF2. Play something else. Play something I have not lost interest in months ago.Play something that's still fun.
>>13992277No, you'd make sweet love.
>>13992271How could you tell it was me clever anon?
>>13992054I sorry, I don't have photoshop or tablet
>>13992268so does applejack
>>13992287Holy fuck my sides.
>>13992284You like using black values to shade, and the way you draw eyes.
>>13992268They look very happy dancing! Good job!
>>13992282I'd do both.
>>13992266It's a shit game and not even pony related.
Well THAT was a total bust
>>13992282I just want to snuggle with her and watch movies.Maybe braid her hair, too
>>13992279Well make a suggestionI'd love something not terrible to play with MLPGBut the only alternative proposed is always ASSFAGGOTS which manages to be even worse.
>>13992304That's just your opinion bro
>>13992304well, then go play some call of battlehonor of modern duty warmedal until it's over.
>>13992279how about Monday Night Combat?
>>13992304b-b-but muh mlpg culture
>>13992326how about you stop hating fun
>>13992331I fucking loved that gameThe first one
>>13992339Depends on what it is you mean by fun
>>13992323Why does everyone call me gay when I say I want to braid a pony's mane?Can't I just like pretty hair? Can't I just like making mare's look pretty, huh?Is it so wrong to want to braid her mane while we listen to cheesy love songs and she giggles the entire time because she has a guy friend that she can do all these girly things with?
>>13992341Wasn't the second one butchered up to be as jew as possible?
>>13992327>>13992328Thanks for proving my point to how stupid TF2 fags are.>HURR DURR IT'S JUST UR OPINION>I'M GOING TO TOTALLY JUSTIFY SERVER SPAMMING AND COMPLETE STUPIDITY.>TF2 AND CALL OF DUTY ARE THE ONLY FPS GAMES THAT EXISTFuck you, I keep recommending actual good shooters like Tribes 2 or Doom II but it (can both be easily downloaded) but shitheads like you INSIST on fucking playing a game that has more focus on cosmetic items than actually being a competent FPS game
>>13992326I like fighting games, but I don't think a lot of people in MLPG play those enough to get some decent games going.I was hoping we could have some Skullgirls shit going on now that lobbies are in the game, but I guess I was too hopeful.
>>13992220mabel r34 has always creeped me out so i opened this expecting to be disgusted but i was pleasantly surprised.
>>13992359Yeah, they stuffed it with shit and TF2 tier microtransactional shitThe first one was fun and refreshing
>>13992363Oh shit I would love to play Quake Live with MLPG
Is pone a Champion, Defender, or Savior of Justice?
>>13992363Shut the fuck up faceless
>>13992363Tribes is ded and Doom II is not free to play like TF2. People post about TF2 here because literally anyone with a halfway decent computer can download it and play it. I'd play L4D2/CS:GO or Killing Floor but I like TF2 for its variety more than for the hats.
>>13992376>quake livehaven't heard of that, but apparently it's free. is it fun or typical pay to win garbage?
>>13992363>Tribes 2Ok if we can get a decent gang together for TF2 i will die happy
>>13992391funI don't think there's any real benefit to paying.
>>13992386with a custom config it actually works on a shit computer toohttp://youtu.be/Ro_KuKseZ-o?t=38s
>>13992352I want to do that toobut it still sounds gay as fuck
>>13992401>TF2Oh god dammit i meant Tribes 2
>>13992092His taste in music is better than yours.
>>13992386What's the fucking point of mentioning the livelihood of Tribes II when in fact it's just going to be MLPG playing?>It's not F2P like TF2!Oh so you mean there aren't subtle shitty P2W aspects like weapon trading and an absolute focus on cosmetics?My god that would terrible to play a FPS game that didn't focus on cosmetics!>People post about TF2 here because literally anyone with a halfway decent computer can download it ANYONE CAN DOWNLOAD DOOM II, IT'S FREE AND ANYONE CAN RUN THE GAME.
I could play GTA for the 360 if anyone here wants to
>>13992412If you think TF2 P2W is anything like planetside 2 I don't know what to tell you. You can ask almost anyone for any weapon and they would be willing to give it to you.
>>13992415I haven't played GTA since the BF4 beta dropped
MLPG: Video Games and Shitposting
>>13992352And then tie the bow into her hair, then snuggle up on the couch and maybe kiss a little?
>>13992352>>13992405>she does your nails
>>13992428This is what happens when you make a board for a show with only 2 seasons and then try to start a general about the show inside the board about the show
>>13992423Being a minimal jew and being a super jew does not change both games from being focus on paying players.Even certain items hold effects, not mention THE FUCKING CRATES that exist in excess and they'll limit your inventory unless you pay.Still even if you would argue that TF2 isn't F2P it still doesn't stop it from having shitty gameplay that looks inferior to older shooters and doom .wards
>>13992428You forgot The Gay
>>13992448Fucking shut up Faceless.
>>13992251Sentenal deleted the server.He was really trying to save us from this evil.Oh my God, he is the hero we all deserve.
Disregard vidyaspost pones
>>13992386>Doom II is not free to playThe WADs are easily found online nowadays, with all the other doom engine game. it's not like iD deserve money for them these days.
>>13992455I'm not even faceless you TF2 babby.
Added some color.I'm conflicted as to whether Silver Spoon would have all the lights on, or be sitting in the dark because it's better for the atmosphere.
>>13992458And then Krabb bought another server.The steam chat will never end.
>>13992448you sound like some really raging nostalgiafag. i played quake and doom 2 back in the day, but i managed to move on.
>>13992444>start a generalThe general was made before the board, and the show has 3 seasons.
>>13992460I can only post one pony at a time.
>>13992464hahahahaSS in the shower when?
>>13992469What's the IP for this new server?
>>13992462Stop talking about TF2 and talk about Ponies Faceless
>>13992429SureShe'd probably complement you on being a good kisser too.
>>13992481not set up yet it seems
>>13992475And we did this as a the /co/ general anywayMLPG has always gone off-topic
>>13992474>Raging nostalgiafagNice argument, I didn't even start playing Doom II until /vr/ decided to.Even Ghouls vs Humans manage to have better team play than TF2.I don't want to keep playing that shitty game.
>>13992475As far as I'm concerned the general here and the general that was on /co/ are far, far different things.The show had 2 when /mlp/ was made, dipshit.
Free to play HD remake with full online support at launch for xbone
>>13992464The biggest error in this is that she's not a pony
>>13992481It's not up yet.
>>13992464DT looks like an old woman.
>>13992448you can delete the crates for no costyou do realize this, right?
>>13992502But halo multiplayer is awful
>>13992494which wasn't a problem until people kept shitting up the thread about it. i feel like there are people here who can't just leave and do something else until the thread suits them better a few minutes later.
>>13992502Armor abilities were the absolute worst idea ever. Reach was fun for a little bit, especially Invasion. Halo 4 was just...oh god why.
>>13992501The fact that mlp had two seasons when the board was made is irrelevant.Also insulting people doesn't make you look too good.
>>13992516>I didn't play Halo 2
>>13992489hnnngWould she enjoy kissing with tongue while holding hands?
>>13992523I didit was awful
>>13992516Halo 2 was a solid multiplayer experienceand I say that as a diehard hatfag
>>13992507You'd look old too if someone called you at 2 in the morning.She was in the middle of a REM cycle and everything.
>>13992519I didn't think it was a problemlets be real, there's only so much pone that happens in a year
>>13992512>Thinks I'm complaining about the crates filling the inventoryI'm talking about the mere fucking fact that they exist
>>13992521>The fact that mlp had two seasons when the board was made is irrelevant.Uh, no, not when you called me out on it? >insulting people doesn't make you look too good.Because I deeply value my anonymous reputation, is that right?
>>13992532Was she dreaming of world domination?
Applejack is the coolest pony.herpaderpa sonic doublecool rainboom xD
>>13992530>diehard hatfagthat is not a good thing
>>13992533no, i meant people complaining about off-topic. we have a general topic here which we always come back to no matter how off-topic we get at some point. we are scraping at the bottom of the pony barrel, so we might as well talk about other stuff here
>>13992546I can't bring myself to stopI really can't
>>13992524>handsAnd yes, if she were in the mood for more 'intimate' loving.Which I'm sure she would be, right now.
>>13992538>called outI'm just stating the facts anon. Don't be so defensive.
>>13992548But I just want to cuddle.
>>13992552how's your mortgage doing? i hope your burning flame team captain was worth it.
>>13992182Too bad you can't be a super awesome fucking ALICORN who is boss over magic and is a fucking ROYAL Princess you little useless bitchsneeze.
>>13992558Then you shouldn't be so offensive, anon. You leapt upon me as though I were the perfect target to shitpost on. I cannot be held responsible for your anger.
How much do you love Rainbow Dash?
>>13992516God tier:Halo 2 multiplayer and Halo 3 custom gamesPretty good tier:Halo: Reach multiplayerNot fucking Halo anymore tier:Halo 4 multiplayer
>>13992584I would give her like, all of my pokemans. Even the shinies.
>>13992570>paying more than 2 buds for an unusual
>>13992557I'd assumed we were talking humanized. But holding her hoof would work just as well.And if she were in the mood for more 'intimate' loving, I bet she'd enjoy it if I were to give her butt a little squeeze.
Judging all ponies purely on a scale of cuteness, ignoring all other factors, which pony is cutest?
>>13992592>tfw halo anniversary multiplayer is just halo reach multiplayer
>>13992592>Halo>Not staleWhile i secretly respect your opinion, i want you to pretend i typed out some /v/ autism about it.
>>13992570>>13992580one day, when valve is the government of the world they will have a currency with coins worth a specific value in scrap, reclaimed, refined and banknotes worth earbuds. on the reverse side of the coins are engraved hats and on the bills are pictures of unusuals
>>13992612I didn't fucking say that, you sperglord.Holy shit, go to /v/ if you're gonna argue like that.
>>139925842sanic for meshe is also prone to being kind of a cuntI shall choose this pegasus instead
How are your teams coming along?
>>13992631I don't now what that means
what if red, blue, green and yellow teams on 4fort
>>13992630Don't you have any favorite OCs, flying? You can't survive off of canon ponies forever. They're in limited supply.
>>13992540>dominationshe was dreaming about dominating someone, all right
>>13992625I'd rather have the maddening state of laissez-faire we have now
>>13992630HEYHEY FSSassaflash is a cutiesorry about the clothes, it's the only picture I have of her wait no I'm not sorry
>>13992643...unf..."You wanna cum inside, Rumble? Tell me you love me more than Scootaloo. Say it, and I may let you cum inside~"
>>13992604I'm fine with humanizedShe'd be surprised at first, but say nothing and make her comfortable on the couch to give you more grabbing area.
>>13992648I'd rather have a government that wasn't run by rich idiots that only wish to increase their wealth
>>13992641Favorites? Not really. As far as OC ponies go I tend to like any of them that could feasibly be dropped into a scene in the background and not draw much attention. Cute pone is cute pone, as long as its actually cute pone.>>13992652She is an extreme cutie.>clothes nooooooooooooI have not run out of canon pones yet however!
>>13992628>Doesn't try to country my argument and just calls names.Typical halofag
>>13992665Then I'd just have to take hold with both hands and start fondling those round cheeks while keeping our lips locked together.Maybe break the kiss periodically to whisper to her about how pretty and sweet she is, and how much I love her.
What would your favorite pony's lips taste like if you kissed them?
fuck this quake 3 is the best
>>13992723Fluttershy's lips taste like peaches.
>>13992723Probably like skinMaybe if Fluttershy put on lip gloss or something, they'd taste like Fluttershy doesn't wear lip gloss
>Mlpg slow as balls>go to /co/>see Gravity Falls thread>open it without thinking>the_horror.wav http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6qFJ09KY-AAre those people actual pedophiles?
>>13992273There's Chrysalis being cute in them, and that's more than enough for me.
>>13992752God dammitI don't want to sexualize that showBut i can't help but think it must be a goldmine for ssloli
>>13992712You've got her all blushing and smiling at you kind words.And now she wants to show you how much you mean to her.Question is, how?
>>13992661"I don't recall promising you anything. Now be a good boy and clean that up.""Ah-ah-ah... no hands."
>>13992752Are you seriously asking the same people that fap to a genderbent, cock sucking whore version of what's essentially a little girl?
>>13992766And incest, but I know that that's not for everyone.
>>13992804I don't care whether it's incest one way or the other.
>>13992766dipper/mabel is the only ssloli I enjoyOkay, MAYBE a little bart/lisa too
>>13992661>>13992786You fucking people
>>13992804Well first of all you have to have family.
>>13992287saved, so fucvking hard
>>13992809Dammitdon't tempt me
>>13992771Well, she'll have some time to think about itwhile I'm helping her out of those clothes.Giving her rump one last squeeze before slipping my hands under her shirt to caress her back and work the fabric up her torso to show off that cute bra she's wearing.
>>13992792>implying we all fap to thatI don't recall anything like that.I wanna catch frogs with Sweetie Belle.
>>13992786>RING RING RING!>"GOD DAMMIT!"
>>13992849here come the celestiafags
>>13992830I want to touch Sweetie Belle's frogs
>>13992849>largeI suddenly am arousal.
>>13992858Here comes the sun, doo doo doo doo~
>all these spoilers>human shit
>>13992752I went to that general once, I though it would be fun to draw some gravity falls. The only request that didn't have anything to do with sexy Mabel or dipper sex was dipper as a German officer.I'm glad to say I never went back, those guys are creepier than us.
>>13992863I wish artists would make frogs the new docks
>>13992863Good lord that dock
>>13992792HEYpinkie isn't a little girl
>>13992872>stop having fun
>>13992891I didnt tell you to stop dweeb
My little elitist /co/ blur deh blur
>>13992828She'd get nervous then.I mean, she's probably never really gone this far with anyone else.But she did say that she wanted to show you how much she cares about you, so it's OK.
>>13992878They tried to condense a year of pony general in a few threads to catch up with us. They exploded. -_-7
>>13992891fun is a controlled substance in MLPG anon
Gaffer's milky white taint
>>13992910You're just jealous for some reason I guess.
>>13992844I wonder what would her new dream be after her conversation with SS.
>thumbnails broken on new postsaww
>>13992928everyone here that has any opinion of anything is jealous. Except me of course.
>>13992911I'd give her another kiss. No tongue this time, just holding our lips together for a long moment while stroking her cheek with my thumb.And then I'd tell her that I'm nervous too. But I also want to show her how much I care about her.
Sweetie's Cock & Balls
>>13992944You're just jealous because you can't be jealous like us.
CRIME ALERTAlleged RobberyA female pony reports to PS that at approximately 11:25am on Tuesday, October 8th, 2013, she was the victim of an alleged robbery. As the pony was walking to her car in the West 4B lot (formerly the South lot), she was approached by an unknown white stallion, approximately 6 feet tall, wearing a gray hood and gray sweat pants. The pony had his hoof in his left pocket and demanded that the mare give him a textbook. The pony, fearing what was in the stallions pocket, complied. The pony walked away in the direction of the Air Museum. Cantorlot County Police were notified and a police report was filed.
What if Octavia has synesthesia?
>>13992962Whoa thats an adorable caramel faceand his mane has been made non terrible form the frontI am impressed
>>13992969WHAT DOES C-A-D STAND FORSTANDS FOR COCKS AND DICKSYEEAHCOCKS AND DICKSCOCKS AND DICKS
>>13992899>slip your hand into Gilda's as you watch a movie.>She gives you a weird look, saying nothing, before rolling her eyes and muttering "what a fag" under her breath.>Your face turns a little red as you try to pull your hand away>She tightens her grip and pulls it back.
>>13992970You're just jealous that I can't be jealous of your jealousy.
>>13993004You are so homo for stallions
>>13992962We love you, goatLOVE love
>>13992962That's adorableNow do it with rumble
>>13993017Stallions are cute anonsurely you cannot be doubting that fact
>>13993004The way the show shows his hair from the front makes no sense. Also thanks!>>13993018o-oh>>13993025but I'm already drawing Rumble! >>13992087
>>13992962Hate you?I may dislike that but I love you to much Goat. i told you I love you.
>>13993025>do it with rumble>human/coltUNF
so near ded
>>13993037Ohh, that's good then. Carry on
>>13992947>"I'm glad I'm with you"She'd push you up a bit so that she can open her bra, and lets it fell from her shouldersShe's always been a bit shy about her breasts, noting how smaller they are when compared to her sister.
near beb experience
Can we please stop beating the dead horse that is flitter/cc/rumble?
>>13993042I have lost count of how many times i have masturbated to that picture.
>>13993063Who was talking about flitter/cc?Those two were stillborn
>>13993065there should be more of that
http://derpibooru.org/447252SO MANY UNFS
I'm gonna call it a dayGood night, MLPG
>>13992939Nothing near as hot.She keeps trying to will herself back into that dream so she can admire the sight of his strong, muscular body kneeling at her feet while he gives her toes a tongue-bath, but all she gets is a night of unfulfilled frustration.
>>13993063if it bothers you so much, filter it or do somethign with a different pony
>>13993084they seem bald
>>13992087>scoots vs dt comicI'm gonna need a link there, chief.
Pony educates about the dangers that lie beyond wall Sina
>>13993051"I'm glad I'm with you too."I'd put my arms around her and rest my face in her cleavage, feeling her mammaries press against my cheeks and inhaling her scent.And I'd give one of them a little kiss, and tell her that her breasts are beautiful just the way they are.Just like the rest of her.
>>13993084>Rarity and trixie
>>13993110Stop posting that
>>13993042>there's humans fucking colts>but not colts fucking humans
>>13993094>Mappy>Valkyrie>the fucking Galaga shipAre you fucking kidding me.
I just realized how late it is. I gotta get outta here. Sorry, but I'll have to work on the Rumble/SS thing tonight!
>>13993094What kind of hipster tryhard faggotry is this? So many trendy things rolled into one trendmonster, jesus.I think I got a tumblr account just by scrolling down the page
This horse has died due to contribution failuure
>>13993160I always see that hand/arm as some kind of dolphin cock or tentacle
>>13993120if we did this againi wonder what it would look like
>>13993161>I think I got a tumblr account just by scrolling down the page
>>13993094...I'm gonna go play some Galaga now
>>13993109The sudden sensation of your lips made start giggling!As it turns out, Flitter's a bit ticklish.But a few deep breaths and she starts to enjoy the wonderful feeling of your lips.
>>13993086ha, poor bitch. She'll be cranky as fuck in the morning I imagine.
I've been playing Pokemon all day did I miss anything?
>>13993222Why would you stop playing pokemon to come back there? Nothing happened. At all. No go, go pet the pokemons...
>>13993222Nothing too important pone-related.
>>13993094>studio name is "Shifty Look"Oh my god I am dead. This has to be intentional.
>>13991506A True True Friend still makes me cry.No other song from the show has the power to move me as much as that song does, for many reasons closely tied up with being a hard time in my life. Smile, Smile, Smile cheers me up for the same reason (I lost my job during that time and would play the song on loop in my tiny apartment to remind myself to hold on) but TTF is the better song.This Day Aria is very nice but it doesn't quite grab me the same way. It's catchy but those songs just have... I wish I knew the words to describe it but I'm afraid I'm only someone who dabbles in music and doesn't understand the specifics, jargon or technical terms for what I do in Ableton Live."Best" anything is going to be subjective anyway...
“Animating female characters are extremely difficult. They have to go through a range of emotions, and having a film with two female characters and building distinguishing aspects was hard.” — Michael Lee on animating Frozen, explaining why they removed all the female supporting characters and replaced them with men.Yeah, I call bullshit.
>>13993120>tfw Corwin hats us
>>13993222before i even speak to you i need to know if you got shitty pleb Y or cool superior X version
>>13993261What part of it makes you cry the most?The fact that nobody wants to be your friend, or the fact that you can't actually make friends because you don't really care about other people?
>>13993176Nevermind. I forgot how much I suck at Galaga.So about dem ponies.
>>13993275social justice time.
>>13993215Isn't she always cranky?She feels a little better after she plays with herself in the shower, though. Maybe it's not as good as what she imagines his tongue would feel like as she sits on his face, but it'll tide her over for now, while she figures out a plan to get the real thing...
>>13993275It is bullshit. Did he really say that? Shame!
>>13993285>not getting the version with the awesome deerWhat kind of clown do you think I am?
>>13993296>about dem poniesWhat about them?
>>13993275sure it sounds like bullshit at first glance but just maybe the guy who has spent 40 years in the animation industry knows a little bit more about it than you do?
>>13993206Oho~Well then I'd just have to pepper her chest in kisses, letting her feel my lips wandering all over her soft, sensitive skin while my hand strokes her bare back.After a little more teasing, I'd move my attention to a more sensitive spot, resting my mouth over her tender nipple to gently suckle on her breast.
>>13993307They suck and are dumb.
Pony wants it. All five inches.
>>13993318Is pony a mare or stallion?This is important.
>>13993317I don't believe I will be sending you a christmas card, anonymous.
>>13993318Explain to pony that the average human dick is above 5 inchesThen explain to pony that I'm a bit above average.Then fuck Rarity
>>13993308He may be right, but if he is, he's basically saying that they went for the easiest solution. To the price of the plot, or interesting relationships between two female lead characters, maybe?
>>13993337Average is 5-6
>>13993298not always, she just feels superior to everyone. This might not be the case today though.And he's single in this case right? Rumble strikes me as someone popular with lots of female friends.Not that it'll matter to DT of course.
>>13993318back in the day i was so excited to find out my dick length of 6inches was normal. for once i was happy in my life.then i find out girth is just as important and i am way below average there.
>>13993351I knew it was around 5.5-6.Even if it's just half a inch there's still a difference.Anyway like I said I fuck Rarity
>>13993374It's okay, you can still use your fingers or your tongue.
>>13993371What Diamond wants, Diamond gets.
>>13993275Does anyone know what the movie is on the very right at the bottom
>>13993308>You will never titfuck a snake.
>>13993376No you don't, she's devoted to me and my 5" because theres more to a relationship then sex, and sex is all about technique.
>>13993382>tougueThat's disgusting unless it's another women doing it.
>>13993316>"A-ah~"She's definitely enjoying that.But she wants more, so she grabs your head, pulls you into her chest more, and tells you to bite them.
>>13993387i wonder if there is anything you could add boobs too and i would NOT want to fuck it.i mean cmon i have seen r63 pics of hitler that aroused my dick
>>13993417Oh my...Well how could I say no to a request like that? I'd lightly pinch her nipple between my teeth, nibbling on it and occasionally flicking my tongue against it.Meanwhile my free hand would come to rest on her uncovered breast, cupping my palm against the underside and rolling the stiffening nub between my thumb and pointer finger.And that hand on her back? I think I'd let it make its way down her body, running my fingers down her spine and brushing over her wide hip as it slips between her thighs to brush against her groin over the fabric of her shorts.
>you will never hold on to the night
>>13993383It'll be hard this time though, seeing as she might have a rival to catch Rumble's eye.
>>13993384Woman with the pixie metro cut? Looks like Megamind.
>you will never get throat swabbed by Big Macintosh
>>13993427Rule63 Hitler becomes the ultimate dominatrix, it's not hard to believe you bonered to it
>>13993513http://i.imgur.com/PAix6Fy.jpgStop finding my fetishes
>>13993515pls nothat song takes far too long to dislodge from one's head
>>13993555Melting the iiiice~
>>13993288Ahhh, MLPG, never change.Try a little harder, this one is only a 3/10. The piss trolls better than you do and is generally funnier and more clever than you. Taking the "nobody loves you" approach is just SO passe darling.
>>13993568But it's not trollingYour fiance left youHow bad do you have to fuck up for that to happen?
>>13993516Like her only friend.
>>13993568I think it's funny and sad that you think anybody is trying to troll you at this pointevery artist in here thinks you're batshit
>>13993485Fliter's really panting now, feeling overwhelmed with all of these sensations at once.But, she doesn't want to be the only one feeling this good.
>>13993560jump into the oooocean
>>13993555Open your eyes, I seeYour eyes are open
>>13993587Every artist is batshit crazy here.
>>13993568>>13993587>>13993579It's probably all the same person sigh.
>>13993307Sea Swirl is a very underrated pony with a sexually suggestive cutie mark.
>>13993592Hold back the tiiide, I seeYour love in motion... FUCK. Now I can't get it out of my head anymore, either
>>13993591Well, I am feeling a bit overdressed.Maybe she'd like to help me shed some of these layers, like I helped her?
>>13993605>i-it's just one guy!!
>>13993608Both these statements are trueI love her colors
>>13993605>less then 60 seconds between posts
>>13993603Well then it must mean something when every crazy person unanimously agrees someone is a nut
>>13993629Yeah. That they're one of them.
>>13993581>Rumble and SS on a date>They're both shy and awkward>She clams up when he tries to get her to talk about herself>He clams up when she reveals this is her first date with a boy.
>>13993516You've got Scootaloo, Rumble's best friend since they were kids and totally want to jump his bone, but he's either dense or faking not being interested.And Diamond Tiara has been noticing how much Silver sees him with a peculiar look in her face.
>>13993610we brought this on ourselves
>>13993637In an umbrella term kinda way.I don't think any of them are as crazy as BCS.
>>13993639Scootaloo knows Rumble?
>>13993672No that's Bloom Bed
Made a gifdoes tiarawhy still come here
>>13993612She'd be more than happy to...but she needs a moment to gather herself after feeling that good.She doesn't want to night to end that quickly.
>>13993665Yeah, just like how DT and SS knows Rumble.stop being such a tight ass and have fun~
>>13993638>>13993639where did rumble/SS come from?I already think its cute but I'm just wondering
>>13993663BCS is on a whole 'nother level. Remember when Goku did the gravity training on the way to namek? It's like comparing Goku's powerlevel to Krillin's
>>13993700I think it came from a cute thing Cosmo did. Although I may have seen it before that.
>>13993689Then I'd pull her close for another one of those long, loving kisses that I know she loves, holding her close to me with her chest pressed up against mine and my palms resting on the small of her back.I don't want it to end so soon either. I want to cherish this night with her and make it a special experience that neither of us will ever forget.
>>13993714that's surprising. doesn't he ship him with scootaloo?
>>13993638is that literal or...?
>You will never cuddle up to Twilight's warm side as you two share a blanket and read an adventure novel during a rainstorm>You will never slow waltz with Rarity in the privacy of her dimmed livingroom after a dinner you cooked together>You will never sip hot chocolate with Fluttershy in your lap while her critters play happily as you enjoy a winter evening indoors>You will never workout with Rainbow Dash until you're both out of breath and sweaty, breaking down into fevered kissing on the empty gym floor to her adorable squeals>You will never hear Pinkie shriek with laughter as you nuzzle her neck with kisses in a pitched ticklefight that springs up as you're making cupcakes together>You will never share a cool cider with Applejack after a long day's work, kneading the tension out from her shoulder blades as she leans back into you>You will never wake up close to noon next to a messy-haired Vinyl, blinking at you with ruby eyes as she kisses your cheek and mumbles something about last night's party>You will never see Octavia's watery smile as you teach your filly her first scale, guiding her hoof from behind in a hug>You will never feel Derpy hiccup into the crook of your neck as you patiently forgive her again for breaking something in the apartment, kissing her forhead as you hum soothingly
>>13993734It doesn't matter how many times you post it, that one scene will never make johnny test look appealing.
>>13993639>"So, Rumble, you DO know there's a party coming up this weekend, right? I expect we can see you there?">Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon stand behind Rumble as he packs a few books, and an empty lunchbox into his backpack. He shakes his head no.>"Sorry - can't make it. I'm helping my brother move some things this weekend.">Diamond sighs, sidling up closer to him, putting a hand on his arm with a smile that doesn't quite reach her eyes.>"Oh, I'm sure your brother can take care of himself, Rumble... won't you reconsider? Why don't you come with Silver and me? It'll be fun~">Oblivious to her intent, he gives her a funny look.>"You... clearly haven't met my brother. Sorry, but I can't.">"W-well... maybe next time, then?">He blinks, looking over to the prim, bespectacled girl, who gives a small start, and immediately occupies herself with adjusting her glasses, trying not to meet his eye as her cheeks turn pink.>He smiles at her, trying to ease some of the tension.>"...if I can, sure. I'd like that.">"See you later.">"b-bye...!"
>>13993748At this point, Rumble is used here mainly as a self insert for filly and colt shipping.
>>13993770Why would you think I'm trying to make Johnny Test look appealing?What's wrong with you?
>>13993638they should find some common groundlike books or somethingsomething they can both enjoy talking about/doing that will make them have such a good time that they forget the fact that they should feel nervous because they're on a date
>>13993686Hahaha, this is fun. Is it from something?
>>13993755Look at SS. She doesn't seem like the sort who's ever been on a date with anyone.
I really hope they do a pokemon gen 1 remake on the 3DS
I can't believe images are still fucked up.
>>13993792it's gonna be gen 3. I hope you like water and more water.
I hate how twilight is only level 15 and is a princess, meanwhile cadence is probably level 30
>>13993790I'm just wondering.
>>13993792That would be funny. It would be great if they could keep or at least reference little things like the afro dude.
>>13993789"Flutter Poke X"
>>13993801Someone pressed B.
>>13993779I'm drunk and lonley with no pony to hold.
>>13993811>levels>exclusive to video games
>>13993831I'll be your pony tonight, anon~
>>13993728She's blushing like mad now.This is the first time anyone's made her feel this way.now, about those clothes...
>>13993831Don't worry anon, mlpg will be your ponies
>>13993839>being my little mareI'm okay with this.
>>13993775>Diamond gives her friend a dirty look once Rumble's walked off>"Show-off.">"H-Huh? But I didn't-">"Come on.">Diamond starts to trudge away, grumbling to herself>"Ah...hey wait for me!">Silver trots to catch up with her, taking one last glance over her shoulder at the direction Rumble disappeared to
>>13993850I completely agree. Her voice is a nightmare.
>>13993850>expecting anything goodWhy anon?
>>13993822Uh. What even happened?
>>13993515 >>13993555 >>13993560 >>13993597 >>13993592 >>13993610 >>13993640[boop]
>>13993854Do you mind a mare that is a human male?
>>13993853Will my ponies watch scary movies with me?
>>13993856bitch be jelly as fuck of silver's superior cuteness
>>13993857I have hated that woman's voice and sense of humor since before ponies. No matter what character she does it's always the same "I'm trying so hard to be cutesy voice" and it's like people eat this shit up.>>13993865I expected something mildly amusing, but I kind of don't get the point of the flash. Was there even a joke?
>>13993876Well I said I would at least one dude in my lifetime, so nah lets just do it.Though my /pol/ screams degeneracy, though I promised myself I will get married to Aryan women and have beautiful blond hair and blue eyed children. I must carry on the white race for the greater good of mankind.
>>13993892sometimes the stupidest shit can be entertaining
>>13993901If it's any consolation, I also only want to breed with a nice Aryan woman and continue on my glorious white bloodline.But that doesn't mean we can't cuddle
>>13993909This doesn't seem to be one of those times.
>>13993923I'm okay with this.I love you pony.
>>13993909It just doesn't work for me. I don't...What's even happening in the last 20 seconds? There's suddenly no music.
>>13993909I agree, but there was nothing entertaining about this video.I really hate expressing my opinions on Tiara because someone always ends up calling me jealous or something
>>13993844I'd slip my hands over hers, taking a moment to just let our fingers entwine and feel the warmth of each other's touch.Then I'd delicately guide them to my chest, brushing the tips of her fingers against the top button of my shirt.And relaxing back against the cushions, I'd release my hold on her and let her do her thing.
>>13993954I don't mind being jelly. I can still express an opinion.
I just wanted to talk about braiding her mane and maybe polishing her hooves.
>>13993977Someday, anon. Someday.
>>13993879DT's cuteness is fundamentally flawed, because it's always blatantly obvious that she has an agenda she's trying to fulfill. it's all manufactured and fake.Silver asked him to go because she wanted to see him, no ulterior motives.that's the difference between the two, and that's why SS' charms will always work way better on the little guy than DT's hamhooved seduction attempts.
>>13993977Not my fault people here are horny as fuck...though now I feel like a jackass for doing this.
I asked for requests last night on the sub when 4chan was down but I didn't like most of them and the ones I tried didn't turn out wellGive me more requests
>>13993977how tender and loving does sex have to be before you'll enjoy it?!
>>13994035Derpy wearing a hoodie backwards
>>13994028I realized I have a crippling masturbation addictionThe problem is that a lot of times I don't even realize I'm masturbating until I'm halfway through, and the thought of doing that subconsciously makes me rock hard.MLPG doesn't help.
>>13994035because i want to get in on the latest bandwagon, something with silver spoon and rumble
>>13994035Big Mac hilting a dildo large enough to bulge his belly
>>13993605Probably. Hilariously, I left my fiance ... not the other way around so they didn't even get their facts right.
>>13994035>but didn't like themSo what do you like then? Cute stuff? NSFW stuff? Mares? Stallions fillies and colts?
>>13994059You might want to check that.And now I've pretty much lost all desire to keep this up.Sorry other anon.
Nightfall Nox is Princess Luna's personal Royal Guard, and nothing more than acquaintances; a relationship one would find between an employer and employee. One night, Luna invites Nightfall to join her in the bath house, and heated events ensue.
>>13994042there's this thing about not having sex
>>13993615Hmm, what does this error mean?
>>13994028Well I think it's cute.
>>13994090I don't even know who to see to get it checked. A doctor? A psychologist?
>>13993617I wish she had more fanart that I don't have to sit down and draw myselfDo you have any nice colored images of her saved?
>>13994075>He didn't leave ME! I left HIM!Your relationship didn't work for some reasonI'm sure that whole "sleeping around" thing didn't have anything to do with it
AWW YEA CUTE QUEST TONIGHT!
>>13994117it's my fetish
>>13994059I can help you, AnonI'm a good bonermancer, but I can also be a boner slayer
>>13994086Anything. Just there's always going to be stuff I'm not interested in drawing that are too boring or too much work
>>13994097What does it mean?
>>13994118If you mean fanart and not show stuff, a few. Though nice is of course subjective!Shes not a common fanart subject that is for sure, and when she does appear, half the time its superlewd
>>13994116Psychologist. When you masturbate too much you condition your brain to that endorphin/dopamine release and it creates a dependency.I found that out the hard way in the last few weeks. Trying to break the habit is really annoying but leaves your time free for other things so there's that...
>>13994143My boners can't be put down.They just won't go away. If I leave them alone, they just come back stronger.
>>13994028>>13994042Don't get me wrong, it's cute and you guys can do whatever makes you happy or horny or both. I just didn't expect me mentioning my love for styling hair to go down this route.
>>13994155Add me on steam, I can kill any boner any time you want
>>13994142>not having sex ever is your fetishC-can that be a fetish?
>>13993767Stop, please. I don't want this here.
>get engaged>sleep around>break up
>>13994145Well let me rephrase: I'm not entirely sure what getting a 500 error means and I'm not sure if it's related to 4chan not loading the thumbnails properly for me right now.
>>13994142Like some kind of sick NTR/teasing/denial fetish?
>>13994198>be hiatus>shitpost>no one cares>responding
>>13994150You just need a good dicking to set you straight.
>>13994207yesdenying myself from any kind of sex altogether is kinky stuff
>>13994202I fucking knew it. I knew this wouldn't stop, even if he left.
>>13994223>sticking it in crazy after she got laid at a furry conventionHoly fuck, you'd need to be insane.
>>13994136I could keep going if you wantI do feel like this might be above my level of "writing" though, so it might not be as good as anything any other writer here does.
>>13994238But that picture clearly means he didn't leave. Are you dumb?
>>13994202I THOUGHT HE LEFT FOR GOODITHOUGHTHELEFTFORGOOD
Is anyone else having trouble with 4chin's thumbnails?
>>13994024That's true I guess.No one would give SS the time of day because of DT.
>>13994259>>13994262He left MLPG.
>>13994244Please do.And don't be so hard on yourself. You've been doing a pretty good job so far. Plus, practice makes perfect.
>>13994202God fucking cunt damn it i want him to leave why is it so much to ask for God
>>13994172No man you don't understand.This isn't normal masturbation you're dealing with here, it's advanced masturbation. My boner is like a monk in its discipline. It may as well have spent 60 years on a mountaintop alone, learning the ways of masturbation instead of meditation. Instead of enlightenment though, it's searching for orgasm. And it always finds it.I think that if you were to succeed in killing my boner, it would detach from my body and kill you back.
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>>13994284>bringing steam chat shit herepls fuck off
>>13994284Chill out. Just filter him or something.
How can you hate someone like that?
>>13994272Alright.I got to take a bath and some other shit first, but I'll try and finish this.
>>13994224That's kind of cool. I'm not sure if I'm being teased or not, but you mean like those lock systems/chastity belt type things? It's a submissive thing for you?
>>13994267Well, you can't lay ALL the blame on DT. SS still goes along with it and acts like as big of a jerk as her friend.It may be more out of fear of going against her and possibly losing the only friend she has than from any genuine malice, but the end results are the same.
>>13994316it's not preston or dsp level of hate, but it's weird, yeah
>>13994304Anon, I often do what you're talking about, and I edge for 2 hours on average.I can sit at this desk and fap for 4 hours before realizing it, and choose to stop.I am way more enlightened in masturbation
>>13994316It's really fucking creepy to record 3-4 months of 3 different chatrooms for absolutely no reason
>>13994316Sentenal is an utter cunt for harassing Cosmo. Poor guy, he hasn't shown his face in here since.
>>13994284>Implying that's him and not someone changing their steam name to stir up shit againTry harder.
>>13994323Thanks Anon.See you soon~
>>13994156>>13993977You can keep talking about that. Nobody's stopping you.Samefag if you have to. That's how some of the best greentexts were written.>"Hey Anon - can I paint your nails? Or maybe I can give you a manicure?"
>>13994345Alright, but why the hate?
OLD PONES RUNNING THE WORLD
>>13994343I could stop, but I'm usually already so turned on that I fear for my health stopping.It's a terrible cycle.
>>13994262>>13994202cancer never really goes away
>>13994244Stop doubting yourself and just work at it. You're doing fine so far.
>>13994304I can't stop laughing
>>13994377I can promise you Anon, stopping won't cause any health problems worse then a case of blueballs.
>>13994370He removed the archive, deleted the Tf12 server and leaked 4 chat logs all because Cosmo didn't want to speak to him. I'm glad he kept that retard from entering the voice chat, Cosmo is a good guy in my book.
>destroy preschoolers in a pokemon match>win $900why can real life be like this
>>13994326You're right on that too.Someone needs to finish that teen SS thing from weeks back soon.
>>13994242Years and years of virginity could cause one to go insane.
>>13994370He pretends to be nice to get his way and when he doesn't he turns into a huge shitdick. Take his recent fallout for example.see >>13994390
>>13994223>>13994242This may surprise you but even with a high libido, I'm really in no condition to want romance or flings right now and I'd much rather nap or play a game together instead.People always boil stuff down to the sex act and forget what makes it meaningful is the bond you share with someone else otherwise you really may as well just masturbate, it's often more fulfilling that way anyway... I don't know why I even bothered responding except that I'm bored and my time is worthless. Also we're on MLPG and we're all equally pathetic here so sexual showboating ad nauseum in the thread is dumb.I wish I was a real pony...
>>13994391OLD PONES WARNING WARNING
>>13994385Cute quest in about 30 mins right?
>>13994396>Teen SS thing from weeks backI'm gonna need a cap of this.
>>13994393pokemon money is actually just yenso that's more like $9
>>13994389I'm gonna trust you.If a vein pops or my balls fall off or something, I'm gonna bitch here so hard though.
>>13994406>my time is worthlessThat IS true>we're all equally pathetic hereNo, you are SO MUCH MORE PATHETIC.
>>13994393Fennekin reminds me of Zoe Trent
>>13994331I think the biggest bullshit move he did was when he leaked peoples full names for all to see in the chat logs.
>>13994362I'd let Flitter paint my nails. It wouldn't be the first time a girl talked me into having my nails done.I wouldn't even care if people thought it was weird. It's not like I have anything to prove to them. I'd have a beautiful girlfriend who knows fully well just how attracted to women, particularly her, I am.
Hate anons will throw shit all over the place. To see what the truth is, read this.https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/28501521/GeneralArchive/QuestArchive.html
>>13994202CLIICK ON THE OPTIONS BUTTON ON THIS POST I QUOTEDGO TO "HIDE REPLY"THEN UNCHECK "MAKE STUB"AND THEN CLICK "APPLY"NOW ALL OF THIS GARBAGE WILL GO AWAY
>>13994442Shit! Like who?
>>13994452Shut up sent
>you will never be stalked and given a document detailing how said stalker loves you in a 97 page documenthttp://www.docdroid.net/file/view/4wdl/everything.pdf
>>13994428If you're serious though, Anon, you really won't get hurt from stopping, but I'm pretty sure you're just jokingAlso I've stopped after 8 hours before. My balls just hurt for a few minutes and I had to walk bow-legged
>>13994406>I wish I was a real ponyDon't we all
>>13994451>you didn't even manage to stay away for one single dayWhy am I not surprised
>>13994455People in some of the Skype groups, apparently.
>>13994455Like your mom.I don't see anyones name in the logs.
>>13994396Yeah you're right.How do you think DT would react to seeing her friend's date?>>13994415Here.
>>13994413Probably more like an hour, just to make sure I've got the right mindset. That and some anons had some prior engagements so maybe it'll make it go long enough they can catch up when they get back.>>13994418>
>>13994399So if he doesn't get his way, he punishes everyone else around him whether they like or dislike him?
There was an anon that wanted to be friends last night. 4chan went down and I went to bed so I didn't see if you posted your information.If you're here I'm still interested in being friends, anon.
>>13994389>a case of blueballsIs now a bad time for me to mention that one of the best faps I've had for a while was to a story where a guy broke up with his girlfriend, and went without sex for so long his balls started to grow from all the sperm backing up no it's not medically accurate, but let's be honest, that's not really what people read this for, is it? until they're the size of plums.It ends with the doctor masturbating him in front of a bunch of coed nursing students as they admire how big his cock is, and he fills a large specimen cup with "enough sperm to get each of [them] pregnant ten times over."Yeah, it's twisted as fuck, but goddamn if it didn't hit every button I had.
>>13994406MLPG wouldn't be such shit right now if you killed yourself before pulling Sent into your "group"
>all this dramaYes, very good Goy.
>>13994467I'm not joking at all, I really do have a problem with it. Even when I want to just fap really quick, I forget I wanted to fap really quick and remember it at the end of a long edging session. I really was too worried about my health to stop after that. So like I said, I'm gonna trust you.
>>13994504>it's twisted as fuckIs vanilla as fuck.
Why is this pony's booty so tooty?
>>13994499This seems to be a unique situation. Sentenal has had tough times before, but there is more going on than what is being reported.
>>13994493>500 internal server errorFUCK
Was there no Luna Quest this week?
>>13994499Yes. Though the TF2 server can be excused in that regard because A) He would actually have to constantly pay for it if it was going to stay up when he left, unlike the archive B) Krabb can easily replace it.
>>13994514I told you, if we had a drawbot we would never have to deal with drama.It'd be so perfect that we'd never have anything to complain about and we would all be so happy that our request are getting done we wouldn't be angry.We need to build one.
>>13994553>there will never be an anon_unwashed
>>13994549has Krabb replaced it yet?
>>13994482That's what I thought. Why would anyone give their real name in the chat logs?
>>13994520>I forget I wanted to fap really quick and remember it at the end of a long edging sessionThat sounds more like you just love edging more then the actual orgasm. I totally get that, but edging can cause some problems if it's the only way you masturbate. Nothing too serious, more superficial stuff like a popped vein in the cockhead(not painful, just causes a black dot), dry foreskin, and even a callous if you deathgrip
>>13994571No. Krabb's been playing pokemon all day.
>>13994568Stop eating donuts SB.
>>13994533A horses main diet is hay or grass, which is fiber. Fiber produces gas during the digestion process. A lot of fiber produces a lot of gas. :)A horse passing gas is a good thing. It's when things quit moving that you have to worry.A horse will also pass gas when she's relaxed, as when being groomed or receiving a massage.
>>13994579Skype is kinda weird like that.It doesn't at first let you know you can set a name up it just asks you for your full name when you register and bam, there it is. Skype is sorta for people you trust or some shit.
>>13994568>>13994613DAMMIT 4CHAN LET ME SAVE THIS PICTURE
>>13994595>A lot of fiber produces a lot of gas.Doesn't it depends on the type of fiber?
>>13994468You don't, apparently.
You know what would stop all of this dramaCosmo talking to sentenalI bet that would solve some thingsNot all of them, but enough so I can pony in peace.
>>13992322That hair color is most certainly for sexual.http://i.imgur.com/0xWWoPN.png
Dig deep inside the atom and you'll find tiny particlesHeld together by invisible forces
>>13994632You know what would stop all of this drama?If we all, as in the people not directly involved in it, would not mention it or drag it into the general.If I ask nicely I still don't think people will listen
>>13994653No. People will still post stuff here to stir shit, like the dudes from the steam chat.
>>13994620Of course I do, silly anon. And hello again!
>>13994632>Cosmo talking to sentenalWhy does he have to do that?If you don't want to talk to the annoying kid who keeps bothering you, then why bother?I think it's really sad that he bothered someone when he saw them in a voice chat and demanded he be included.Friends are talking on Skype, you don't need to butt in and be part of a conversation not for you.
>Cardinals two wins away from another World Series appearanceNothing could make me mad today
>>13994680Some people will take that as a challenge.
>>13994406>People always boil stuff down to the sex act and forget what makes it meaningful is the bond you share with someone else>what makes it meaningful is the bond you share with someone elseWhat the fuck bond did you have with that furry you met for the first time at the con?
>>13994680This is kind of cute.I don't watch football because I'm not gay
>>13994540Try reloading it. It's working fine for me.
>>13994632Sentenal pls stay go
500 Internal Server Error
>>13994150> when you masturbate too much-Gary Wilson please go
>>13994721The captcha has expired
>>13994632You know what would stop all of this dramaSentenal leaving cosmo aloneI bet it wouldn't solve anything, but then so what, I can pony in peace.
>>13994399Yeah but how is that related to ponies?It's like the people that spaz out over every post I make, no matter what it is. I agree that want Sent did was not thought through well but then again things rarely are in the heat of anger.Do we have to keep on bringing it up ad nauseum? It's more like it's "trendy" to hate on certain people than actually... well... have a good reason for it.A lot like the hate towards a certain popular cartoon show we may still enjoy.
But now who will update the quest archive?!
>>13994582No I mean, don't get me wrong I love edging way more than I should, but that was just an example of a problem. I do just fap out of habit and catch myself fapping.
>>13994740>>13994678Cosmo please, I know you're right but please put you name back on
>>13994493She'd be happy for SS, but also jealous as fuck and has thoughts of how DT could steal him from her.But then DT catches herself. Even she wouldn't be that cruel to her best friend.
>>13994744Seriously, if you weren't alive the lives of everyone around you could only improve.
>>13994746Nobody. There's too much drama.
>>13994646I don't care about what people say about Onta, his stuff is hot.
>>13994764Man, what a trooper Nobody is.
>>13994763he is right
>>13994511Wow, really?Don't cut yourself on that edge anon.I see MLPG is in fine form tonight. A lot of people sure are angry over a lot of different things and being amazingly petty over it.Shitpost more. Keep on going. This is getting pretty cute.
>>13994680What if baseball was a relevant sport today?What a shitty time that would be.
>>13994455The original logs had "Accountname (Full Name)" in them for one of the drawfags. He removed it though if I got that right.
>>13994744I swear to god I can tolerate you no matter what you do until you make post like this.You make dozens of post not related to ponies. Spam the general with stupid train shit and other unrelated stuff, but somehow you still manage to get on your high horse and complain when people aren't talking about ponies as if you're on-topic all the time and make nothing but worthwhile post.I really cannot stand this about you.I'm sorry, I needed to get that off my chest.
>>13994764nobody is such a good guy
>>13994550I have an idea! Can I draw the drawbot?Should it be pony shaped or human shaped?Should it draw with magic (horn), hands, hooves or mouth?
>>13994744>trendyI've been there a whole year. I've always heard about sentenal this, sentenal that, death treats and insults, without actually being bothered by the guy. If it's a trend, it's a long and weird one.
>>13994758Do you think she'd try to rope her friend into a plot to humiliate one/all of the CMC at the dance?Maybe she got shot down by the guy she wanted to go with because he was already set to go with Applebloom, and now she wants revenge.
>>13994784When you talk down about MLPG, it's weightless because you talk about how everything sucks besides MLPG all the time.You'd have a better time if you ignored the people calling you names.
>>13994732>not having the full post from PhD Bro
>>13994777I knowShe's a burden on her familyShe introduced her sister to the guy that raped herShe constantly shitposts on mlpg and a few other placesShe harasses show and comic staffShe's just a black hole
>>13994807What if drawbot is actually several drawbots, like Homer?
>>13994795Are you kiddin? This year pulled in the 6th highest number of spectators in the sport's history. This sport isn't going anywhere anytime soon, if ever.
>>13994749Next time you catch yourself jerking off, open a scat or vomit image
>>13994799Isn't posting personal info on people illegal as fuck?
>>13994807I pictured drawbot as one of those retro-future robots that just prints out a drawing based on how you describe it.
>>13994856I'd just ignore it.I think I might need to punch myself in the kidneys repeatedly every time I get a boner.
>>13994784>he's right>better just call him edgy
>>13994390Do you have any actual fucking proof for this?Any of it?
>>13994442>>13994857>tiara does it>people defend him>sent does it>rage rage rageYou guys are spineless.
>>13994859>"DRAWBOT CREATES YOUR IMAGE BUT CANNOT FEEL YOUR DEPRESSION.">BEEP BOOP>"BUT DRAWBOT CAN PRETEND TO CARE."
>>13994846That hardly makes it relevant.Football and basketball are all the rage these days.
>>13994821Diamond Tiara roping in Silver Spoon? Well, depends really. She's got her date right?
>>13994833>She introduced her sister to the guy that raped her
>>13994807A computer pony that prints images with it's butt.
>>13994857What are they gonna do`Call the cyber police because he outed them as furries?I'm not sure if it is illegal, but even if it was, no one would care.
>>13994763Have some Luna porn unhappy shitposter: http://i.imgur.com/lNzhZCG.pngAlso pic related. Keep on beatin' that dead horse guys, I'm sure it'll improve things!
>>13994888have you not seen the actual chatlogs?Do you live under a rock?
>>13994882Don't go that farYou could also try wearing jean shorts with a belt. It seems stupid, but it would make it harder to just "start fapping" on habit
>>13994799Ouch. That's pretty bad.