Old thread: >>13979932Celestia edition. The princess protects.
>you will never have a cloned mammoth as a pet
>>13984134>out of character celestia meme>any year
>>13984119Princess is angry.
>a pitaphile deserves respect
>>13984148Well, what is it, then?
4 hours 24 minutes
Literally what is the point of this general?There is absolutely no discussion of mlp in any way, shape, or form. Every single poster in this general is a shitposter that still hasn't been banned despite shitting up /mlp/ and 4chan as a whole. Even if the general itself remained on-topic, it would1. Not have enough discussion to even warrant it's existence2. Have no justification to exist because a dead show is NOT comics/cartoons3. Would quickly fall off the 5th page and die because there is literally nothing to talk about.MLP is shit in general. The entire MLP community revolves some circle jerky fandom that it was never intended to be exist. It promotes unhealthy practices regarding media; specifically the practice of obsessing over "waifus" and wasting your life in a circle-jerk fandom. By encouraging MLPG, you are literally encouraging the big corporations to make shallower "waifu" media, thus dumbing down all of cartoons/videogames/etc in the process. You are literally all goyim to the happy merchant.MLP:FiM is the cancer that is ruining media.
>>13984152>How to become best Princess; A guide for dummies
>comic con hasn't pulled throuhg season 4 wise yetdammit
>>13984154This pasta tastes of mango.
>>13984152A friendly letter.
How many of you are gonna watch through the episodes before Season 4 starts?
>>13984181nobody will stram them, so probably not
Recommended at the priceInsatiable an appetiteWanna try?To avoid complicationsShe never kept the same address
>>13984181I want to stram all of the episodes for mlpg, but I doubt anyone wants to watch it
>>13984193She's a Princess, not a queen.But good choice of song, anon.
celestia just got horse hair all over your bed
>connection error or you are bannedmoot pls
>>13984217Given her mane, my bed is probably glowing or on fire.
>>13984217Well dammit, if I gotta clean it anyway we're gonna make a bigger mess outta my bed!Damn naughty princess.
>>13984235Hair regularly sets your bed on fire?
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>>13984246I'm thinking of streaming Cry of Fear later tonight, if anyone would be interested in watching. So long as my internet can deal with it and procaster picks up my mic this time.
>>13984217she really needs to learn how to live like a human. stopping to shit on a floor all the time would be a good start
So let me get this straightOn MLPG, if you're nice, you are autistic and retarded.
>>13984266Have you played it before?
>>13984217That's alright, that's cool.
>>13984274No, you're a bourgeois liberal.
>>13984276Nope.Wouldn't be much of a creepy game stream if I'd already played it.
Just made sure you got the message.
luna dressed up for you
>>13984291I'd be in, but I have a midnight launch for some kind of pokemon thing
>>13984244She's got an aurora Borealis mane, dude. Or a sunny mane, I don't know.Point is, that shit isn't hair, and it will fuck your mattress up.
>>13984275This whole series was great, too bad it stopped before the good stuff. Unless you consider the Mti + Mua thing to be a follow-up.
>tfw no mlpg marathon
Did you get that thing I sent you
>>13984299It's safe to touch, safe to put in cloth towels, gets wet, needs to be washed. It's hair.
>>13984301Yeah, it's one of my favorites from him
>>13984305Was it supposed to hurt?
>>13984295That's very nice of her, but she's pretty enough without the clothes.
>>13984298Sounds fun. I don't have any real plans and Cute "Quest" is tomorrow night, so I figured I'd offer.If nobody cares about it though that's understandable and I'll just do something else.Just wanted to do something fun for MLPG if they wanted.
>>13984295I don't think ponies should objectify themselves for me.
>>13984328I dunno, I'd pop in. Pretty much in the same boat
>>13984324Goat trainDraw Marker and Gloomy dressed up like the blues brothers
>>13984329>snails x femanon>human x pone ss
>>13984317Is there something wrong with me if I would totally let stallion Pinkie Pie fuck me if I were female?
4 hours and 10 mins
>>13984359yes. you should want to let him fuck you regardless of gender.
>>13984369But it's dangerous to put big objects in your asshole.
>rediv's hairy feet
>>13984349Well it was safe enough for pipsqueak to take in his mouth in Luna Eclipse so I don't think there is much to it other than the visual aspect
>>13984391Good morning Pizza Steve
>>13984324>>13984342but luna designed it herselfshe thought you might like itshe's so foolishshe will just go away now
>>13984377I'm playing it right now.Help, I'm stuck!The side characters want to give me a nickname. What should I call myself mlpg?
>>13984328What's the name of your stream?
>>13984154as soon as the show dies, and all the stranded neckbears are looking for the next boat to board, some soulless corporation will come to the rescue. You'd be foolish to get on that rescue boat
>>13984395It's just magic hair. Magical, but still hair.
>>13984410I wasn't going to link it until closer to starting but its an old handle I had.Zekstgandv
>>13984417in other words, we live in a time where people don't know when to let something die
>>13984394>>rediv's hairy feetLink.
>>13984395She should have gave that nigga the one two
>>13984185I shouldn't like tits like this... but I do.
>>13984397Bespectacled Pinkie is a boon
>>13984394I probably unfollowed her at some point, because I don't see anything on my dash.
>>13984449yes you shouldn't
I'm just going to chill here in this thread.
>>13984394WHY WOMAN NOT SEXYWHAT GOOD IS SHE IF I CAN'T FAP TO HER!?
>luna will never gobble you up
>>13984461What if I make a Luna tulpa just for that porpoise?
>>13984444What a violent thought
Pokemon Crotchtits and Marevag
>you will never infect a mushroom
>>13984471lil nigga was fuckin wit her doo
Pokemon.Oooh.Your my best friend.In an world we must, defend.
>>13984475>not waiting for the superior stallionballs version a year later
>>13984502Squirtle learned Bite!
YOU MAKE ME FEELLIKE A PONY
Let's turn this poke thread.INTO A PONY THREAD!
This thread is stupid
Pony says it's much safer behind wall Sina
>>13984515Hey Brock baby, I got a donut you might be interested in~
>>13984461I'd rather cuddle the luna that gobbled up anon and run her tummy with him inside it
>>13984515Do you think ponies like jelly donuts?
>>13984515It's just not the same when scrubbing isn't doing it.
I find it odd that dhx media doesn't list FiM on their site aside from a couple times in quarterly reports.
WHERE ARE THE NEW PREVIEWS?I THOUGHT WE WOULD GET PREVIEWS
>>13984556preview my fist, nerd
>>13984576Rapetrain pls go
>>13984576Why does the RoundStable have the pinnicle of autism?It's like /co/-mlpg and ponychan had a baby
>>13984576Look at all those brony ponies
>>13984540I hate it when little kids carry their pets around, if it wanted to be close to you it would have come to you.
>>13984576>Lyra>Bon Bon>Derpywhat a brony
>>13984576Where is this from?
What is the square root of pone?
>>13984598what a strange and oddly specific thing to hate
>>13984597I know, they've even got Celestia in there.
Is Fluttershy Autistic?
>>13984457Need a Refill?
>>13984628No I'm fine, thanks
>>13984617Sopone is 546?
>>13984610a foalyou sick bastard
>>13984624Maybe. Alot of autistic people seem cartoony, so vice versa probably applies
>>13984351Ask and ye shall receive.
>>13984671but celestia isnt god
Pony sucking a big cake
>>13984682No, but she does want them to save that orphanage.
>>13984689h-how big?7-7 l-l-layers?
>>13984695okay thats a good reason
>>13984650Fluttershy is a very acoustic pony
>>13984698oh fuck are you having a seizure
>>13984671ooooh yesthis is goodthis is a good thing
>>13984329is there more?
>>13984651Peanuts block up my insides!
could you outstare pone?
Is it not normal to have an internal monologue?
>>13984735this guys art disturbs and horrifies me beyond reason
>>13984735i was pleasantly surprised when i opened this image
>>13984745It depends on who's voice it is
which pony has the strength and the struscle?
>>13984777Crawl in my skin
>>13984774>your inner monologue will never be morgan freeman
>>13984777fuck off back to the old thread you creep
>>13984777-pegasi-come on and slam, and welcome myself to the jam
>>13984777sorry i'm in Pajamas, but i just got off the PJ
>>13984777Earth ponyEat the invitation.
>>13984777PEGASUSPREPARE SLEEPING BAG AND JAMMIES
>>13984777If I was a little filly, I'd already know. Therefore, I am not a little filly.
>>13984796That's okay, my inner monologue is Patrick Stewart.
NEW LEGEND OF KORRA IN 5 MINUTESGet ready for some fire nation action
>Want to write a fap fic>Spend too much time on build up and less on the actual fap part
>>13984818>tfw no pone breaks>tfw no longer lunches>tfw no better payFucking smokists
>you will never play ding-dong boop with Marker pone
>>13984844Who cares?LoK isn't TLA.
>>13984861>Then pony came
>>13984777>777>Be pegasi>Hang out with Scootaloo too much>She's a little creeped out how much I try to hang out with her
>>13984886Not really about ponyhttp://pastebin.com/mJuMr57i
>>13984844Korra is awful
>>13984834lyra's mane is too pretty
>>13984861every fucking timeit's awful having fetishes that require magic and plot justification
>>13984898Oh, well pony came anyways
VULAPAARE YOU AROUND?
pony should digest pony
Where is Tex? I come bearing a gift for him.
>>13984917GOD DAMN IT PINKIE IT'S 8:30 PM
GOOD LUCK WITH MUK AND IT'S POISON GAS
>4chan will be down/intermittently available starting around 10:00PM ET for maintenance. We expect the downtime to last approximately 2 hours.We meet in the bunkerhttp://mlpg.co/co/res/6723.html
>>13984844huh, I didn't even know the second season started up
>>13984958He's too late, I've taken her.
>>13984839My inner monologue is Dexter Morgan
>>13984974nice opsec, jackass
>>13984958I'll just hold onto that for him until he gets here.
>>13984971Make one wrong move and he'll kick your Grasshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDNzyytIw24
>>13985014Rainbow Dash is a very bappable pony
>MORE DOWNTIMEeugh.Well thankfully the Doom II community doesn't really die down until 5 in the morning.
>>13985014You're too late, she's already been taken.
total pone shutdown
>>13985044do you even /vr/
>>13985044Did you expect them to move over to doom 3 or something?
>>13985027Just don't say that to her face.She's been known to get physical when people make those kind of remarks.>>13985039But she's right there!
>>13985044In the little pocket of the gaming medium lies the remaining online community of Doom II.Well they also play the plutonia project and Hexen but for the most part it's doom II.
I wonder how much p-p-p-powerbook would go for today
>>13985064>HexenMan, that was a fun game.
>>13984958Linda isn't here right now
>>13985055No such thing anonYou cannot shut down ALL the pone
>>13985090>rainbow dash attacks the void
>>13985058for the first time in my life i purchased a real comic to read.there was a fuckken ad every other page. it was the worst shit.
>>13985101pone has been shut in the basement
>>13984985Does the autistic theme song come on too?
>>13985064Have you heard that music project from the guy who did ROTT 2013, where he's remixing all of Doom and Doom II's soundtrack for Brutal Doom?
>>13985108Pone is not for basement anonWhat is it with you and wanting to lock pegasi in basements
>>13985118natural sockshorsecockpendulous testiclesdicepandering
>>13985106that's the industry standard
>>13985125rubberbanding doesn't count as a smooth loop
You are sick, this pony will take care of you.
>>13985115Oh shit, that sounds cool as hell.Is ROTT 2013 worth buying? I think I might get it when I get my parts.
>>13985154I don't think that pony can care for my kind of sickness.I appreciate the consideration, though.
princess celestia is scary._.
>>13985134What if pone likes it down there?It's dark and quiet and nobody bothers her down there.
>>13985154I don't think that's such a good idea unless pony is a licensed mental health professional
>>13985154that pony is sick, i will take care of myself
>>13985134they like it in thereit's warm and damp and has friendly spiders in
>>13985167what?no she isn't
>>13985168I swear I'll finish that mayor drawing soon. My perspective skill is lacking severely.
>>13985186>tfw no good pony cockvore art
>>13985178some ponies don't like spiders though
Why so glum, my faithful student? Are you not happy that your quest is complete, and you can return to your studies in Canterlot?
>>13985218there is the one with fluttershy and big mac
>>13985239and a big mac x applebloom one
>>13985162It's pretty much exactly a visual update of the original, with all the 90s quirks and aggravations inherit. It's a pretty decent shooter, but it's not brilliant. The platform info can get annoying, and the bosses are kind of boring to fight, especially on higher difficulties, but it's colorful and silly in that old school way.Here's where you can find the Doom music, btw:http://www.youtube.com/user/nukdukemfornever/videos
>>13985202I'm looking forward to it! Thanks for working on it.
>>13985239Was it recent? Or is it that older 3-part thing?>>13985242>fillies>for sexual>ever
>>13985259the 3 part one
Why so glum, my faithful anon? Are you not happy that your transformation is complete and you can live life as a diamond dog?
>>13985259fillies are not for sexual
>>13985264I wanted to be a ponynow none of the ponies will even like me
>>13985270What if it's okay in Equestria?
>>13985270Indeed they are not
>>13985271You can always still get raped by diamond dogs and have your breast and tail groped and rubbed by random Anons.And the fatfags would love to rub your belly if you get fat.
>>13985270Can they be for sexual with themselves?
>>13985270wonderbolts suits make anything for sexual
>>13985295they can be sexual with you
You are walking around Ponyville when you suddenly bump into a pony. She is that astronomer who recently moved here. The pony apologizes but seems very nervous and fidgety. What do?
>>13985288>raped by diamond dogsew>fatfags ew>breast and tail groped and rubbed by random Anonseh, alright I guess
>>13985321Make a joke about how she must have had her head in the clouds
>>13985321show her around
>>13985321Watch all seasons of 30 rock while eating soup and sandwiches with pony, then discuss about the gaming medium and industry.
>>13985333you were supposed to say "unf" to all of those. now i >>13985332 look like an asshole.
>>13985333>fatfags >ewSomeone doesn't wan't their belly rubbed.
>>13985260What a wonderful kind of day
>>13985333>Not wanting to be raped by diamond dogs.>Not wanting to be kept in their cave for so long that you eventually get broken down into a slutty diamond dog
Post Celestia? I can do that.
>>13985359natural sluttiness will always be better than broken in sluttiness
>be chubby, curvaceous diamond dog>anon runs up and grabs your wide buns>you're too much of a fatass to catch him>cry and eat cookies
>>13985369are you suuuuure?
>>13985369I can't. I keep trying, but I always end up with another princess.
Varrick is evil. Gee, what a suprise
>>13985336Pony bashfully laughs and hides her face behind a hoof.>>13985338She says that she knows the small town, but you must be a busy human, you know, being the only alien here. Oh, she didn't mean that like racist or anything just that you are an alien and uh, stuff.
>>13985369Prettiest pink princess?Prettiest pink princess.
>>13985401I find it's easier if you just go with as many princesses as possible
>>13985376How? Natural sluttiness is just an awful personality with an addiction, breaking someone's gender role and how they view sex is way more fucking hot.
>>13985445All nine princesses?
How many of you fags are buying the oculus rift to snuggle with ur waifu?
>>13985406>that fucking revealAlso now that Korra has amnesia, they can finally rewrite her shitty character!
>You will never trick Dash into losing a bet>You will never buy her a wonderful maid outfit, custom made by Rarity>She will never show up before dawn for the 'day as your maid'>She'd would slouch as you tie on the lace>She would squirm as you lift up the tail to slip the tight cotton panties onto her rump>She would play limp as you tie a high, pretty ribbon to hold her pretty tail up in a 'present' position>Then comes tight garterbelt and socks>She would wiggle and moan as the silk socks slid across all her hooves>Then the frilliest maid outfit in existence complete with a corset>The skirt incredibly short, the front complete with a tiny little apron>Her blue face is positively red by now>Her wings are gently pulled through a binder that leave them vertically erect and pretty but useless>The head piece is very pretty and even has her cutie mark on it, it tied around her hair so it wouldn't fall off>"I got this whole outfit made just for you, Little Dashie. But let's not forget the choker.">It wasn't inhumanely tight, but it had a bell on it that jingled loudly with any motion of her neck or head>You would watch her squirm and whine as you tied the boots firmly to all four of her hooves>She seemed clearly bothered by all of it, her breath heavy with frustration
>>13985455I bought a fursuit and a russian mail order bride instead because the oculus cant simulate touch
>>13985457>She was dressed from head to hoof completely, only her upper thigh was bare between the socks and panties>There would be no way for her to get any of her outfit off by herself>"I know your little booties make holding things a little awkward, so you're going to have to use your mouth for everything, alright, Little Dashie?">"A-alright...">"You mean 'Yes, Master'">"Y-yes, Master.">She begins cleaning, you watch her trip and fumble, holding things with her mouth, the tiny bell around her neck jingling the entire time as she tries to work in her condition>The material of the maid outfit was of high quality and very thick>As she works the red from her face with embrassment is joined by beads of sweat>After a few hours you let her take a little break>"Is Little Dashie thirsty?">"Y-Yes, Master">You will never sit her out a little bowl of water on the floor like a pet and watch her lap it up in humiliation>Next is lunch, after she prepares yours you fetch the feedbag and watch her cry internally as you slip it over her muzzle>Finally it's near sunset and the deal is almost finished>The town is still fairly busy this time of the day>"You can leave early. I don't want Little Dashie to get home after dark.">She peeks out at the front door and sees the busy town swarming with ponies.>Lots of foals and stallions were out there. Lots of acquaintances as well.>"H-help me get this outfit off.">"But Little Dashie, you're so pretty. Are you scared? Maybe I should walk you home."
>>13985401keep at it.>>13985386of course I'm sure.
>>13985445Yeah, but when I do that, I get some kinda bug.
does anyone remember that 'the art of writefagging' thing
>>13985465tl;dr I want Dash to be the little maid
>>13985467Where's the part where you put her in a diaper and make her go in it
>>13985472Yeah, I think she's supposed to be some sort of secret character or something
>>13985489But Anon, that would be sexual harassment. All I wanted was for Dash to clean my place and cook for me.
>>13985492That's pretty cool! I wonder how you unlock her.
What sort of voice does marker pony have?And what about gloomy?
>>13985515as far as I know there isn't a legitimate waylike you said, she's some kind of glitch
>>13985523Marker pony's voice is deep and rich like barry whiteGloomy's is high and squeaky like she had too much helium
>>13985523Markerita is squeaky and cheerful.Gloomy is husky and soulful.
>>13985532>>13985533Waaaaaait a second...
Hot pony action!Cuming at you in 3-D!At one hundred and thirty decibels!
>>13985532mixed em up bro
>>13985518>tfw this comic was ruined for me since I found out it was someone's fetish
What would have happened to the show and it's fanbase if all the mare characters were replaced with colts(and visa v)?
>>13985551and you linked the wrong post>>13985533has them backwards
>>13985532>>13985523She would sound like this.http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=OdFghZmdwXk#t=68
>>13985563Does Bubble Berry still wear Pinkie's gala dress?
>>13985526That's kind of a sha-- WAIT I think I got her by herself!
>>13985553This is MLPG anonEverything is someone's fetishIncluding you complaining about it being someone's fetish
>>13985547RIP in peace Kraut
>>13985595dude noI don't know what you did there but you fucked it up
>>13985553>this comic was ruined for me because I am a giant prudeYou gonna stop breathing because air is someone fetish too?
>>13985518>Best friend is slowly crushed to death>Best time to get it on
Gloomy's voice: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzqP1BqwvIwMarker's voice (boreale): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJMLfACod48
Luna:Prettiest princessBest maneBest alter-egoBest guardsBest buttWhy even try to compete?
>>13985606shitIs this better?
What kind of things would marker say
>>13985563I would lose interest. It's not the same if they're boys. Without the girliness the some of the dynamics probably don't work right.Would girls buy ponies if they're all boys? How would roleplaying work? I don't think it would be as fun for them.The show would have to do some interesting stuff to make the characters work and not come off as flamboyant as fuck.
>>13985613BOOPFOR THE BOOP GOD
>>13985620I thinkI think I'm getting there.
>>13985617'Anoooon, when am I going to be an aunt?'
>>13985637y u do this
>Twilight Sparkle - super powerful magic>Rainbow Dash - very fast flyer>Pinkie Pie - freakish metabolism >Applejack - super strong>Fluttershy - fuckin addorable >Rarity - ..........................................Wow, nothing about Rarity can be considered desirable for selective breeding.
>>13985622>You introduce Marker to alcohol>She won't stop booping everything>You've been booped at least a thousand times tonight already>Everything in your house has been booped>She keeps booping and giggling>"MARKER, YOU ARE TEARING ME APART">Hahaha, boop!"
>>13985605jesus christ the things I'd do to that sunbutt
>>13985563The guy/girl fan ratio (70/30?) would flip, and so would the gay/straight porn
>>13985665That much straight porn? Wow.
T T T T T T T
>>13985563I want to cuddle Bubble Berry.
>>13985656>aryan beauty with good eye for detail and high stress tolerance
>>13985665So... there would be a lot more straight porn?
>>13985653>>13985654You guys are right. I don't think I'll ever get this right. I might as well just give up at this point.
>>13985686maybe some day you'll get it
>>13985656>pinkie pie - uncanny intelligenceShe built a fucking helicopter
>>13985679Would you cuddle his dick?No?Would you be bothered if he got a visible erection when you hugged him?
>>13985677Why do people say these are horrifying/I say they are plenty cute
>>13985563I'd still watch it, but many wouldn't and the show would probably explode, as everyone wants to be the pretty mare
>>13985679He wants to cuddle you and hold you close in a loving embrace while he penetrates you
>>13985687not interestedwhat else ya got
>>13985683>high stress toleranceI don't think so Tim
>>13985656>Applejack - weaker than big mac>Fluttershy - autistic>Rarity - nothingFixedBut it's okay because pony children bear almost no genetic similarity to their parents when their parents are shit (see: the cakes). Selective breeding doesn't work.
BraeburnQuest is starting soon.
>>13985683>rarity>high stress toleranceHAHA HA HA
>>13985707it's just the bottom pink one in the centerI'd actually like that one by itself
>>13985696Maybe, but not today.
>MLPG meetup>everyone is wearing a red flannel
>>13985738oh well, we can't all be as perfect as she is
>>13985741>they start eating pancakes
>>13985741We are lumberjacks anonits ok
>>13985746She is perfect in her imperfection.
>>13985757I just want to be your maid.
>>13985741Will we also have ukes?
>>13985747Sounds like my kind of meetup
>>13985751We unf all night and we sleep all day
>>13985792I wonder what the science behind pegasus cloud walking is?
>>13985781>U FUCKING PANCAKE LORDSwhat's that screencap from?
Would you eat your waifu's poops?
>>13985821Special glands located in the wings?
FUCK MY BUTT
>>13985850need a dispenser here
>>13985850What is it with Lyra's vagina
>"I don't get it. Was it something I did wrong? He's so powerful. Should I have been able to beat him? Did I waste all this time? I wish I was never born."
>>13985832Deleted scenes of Too Many Ponkas. Pinkie decides to make breakfast for everyone so she uses all her pone clones to mass produce pancakes for them.
>>13985861That artstyle is fugly
>>13985827you got it!
>>13985839yes.foodscat or not
>>13985861>no wingsreported to nohooves
>>13985859stays minty fresh
>>13985870Is it unethical to use yourself as cheap unpaid labor?
>>13985687UnfWhy isn't there more breathplay and chocking with pones? It's a common fetish for women.
>>13985741>nobody has anything to talk about or the guts to actually talk>so they all start playing with pony toys and trading cards>passerbys assume that it's a magic/40k event held by lumberjacks>MLPG meetup devolves into chaos>someone paints a frown of disappointment on his celestia figure
>>13985884I don't think they minded
>>13985891I would make an IG army out of applejacks
I've noticed pictures like this:>>13985873turn me on in the same way 'small girls' or 'shortstack' porn does.
Give me all your happy horses, and no pone will be hurt
>>13985891>an hour after everybody has gone home the guy with the pinkie fursuit shows up and wonders where everyone is
>>13985917nopone needs an early bedtime
>>13985915Congratulations you're a latent pedophile
>>13985915>small girls, shortstackDo go on
>>13985917She's pretty happy, but is she a horse?
>>13985917Dooks this pone is sad. She needs a churro to cheer her up. You're her last hop.
>>13985953>that head>those handsThis is disgusting.
Applejack! Princess Cadance is totally fake, she just threw your resume in the trash!It's alright Twi, Mah credentials were shit anyways
>>13985917What, do you plan to sell them to the cartel?
>>13985943>>13985943I'm sorry but this horse is not happy enough
>>13985931I don't feel that way>>13985941Pony looks like the perfect size and proportions to just pick up and have sex with
>>13985953I miss bananapone, she was okay.
>>13985974I want to beat up this little girl
>>13985964>that neckjesus h christ
>the drama from last nightI had no idea MLPG practiced ostracism
>>13985979Is this better?
>>13985993Did they finally burn MT in effigy?
>>13985993You obviously haven't been here very long.
>>13985993MLPG needs to check it's privilege.
>>13985973>Applejack>using a word with 4 syllables
>>13985985>>13985985IT BEG—no, wait IT CONTINUES>>13985985>>13985985
>Twilight vs. Space TwilightWhat happens?
>>13985964The hoof fingers are really weird, yeah. But I think the rest is fine. Cute, even!>>13985988me too
>>13986034i love that feeling
>>13985988I'd have casual sex with that chubby pony
>>13986015bad timing matey4chan's due to be down in a very short time
God I want to choke a pone sexually.
>>13986057Fuck, was it scheduled after last night's downtime?
>>13986111look at the top of the page right now
So, my friend in HS turned me into a pegasister... Dammit... Oh well, Derpy is best pone
Why so glum, my faithful Anon? Are you not happy that 4chan is beb, and you can return to your mundane life?
>>13986100It's a direct pony version of an existing scenethey knida have to stand like that
>>13986132is this your first post on 4chan?
I colored a thing.
>>13986151>an existing scenethe fact that the engineer's dad looks like the engineer from TFC made me a bit happy.
>>13986170where's the beard
>>13986187The Twilight on the left ate it.
>>13986170CuteI hope her friends have cute wings too when they become alicorn princesses
>>13986132WATCH OUT NIGGERWE ARE LEGION BRONIESWE >RAPEWE DO NOT FORGIVEWE RAPE SOME MOREWELCOME TO THE CLOP CARNIVAL MOTHERFUCKER
>>13986170goats all over the worldlock hornsstart a goat traingoat trainis that this?>>13986039
>>13986198but her friends already have wings
>>13985984Mm, gotta agree with you there.Do you prefer they be willing but caught off-guard, or entirely innocent until they suddenly discover their true purpose as a warm, huggable cocksleeve?
>>13986208Applejack and Pinkie Pie are here too!
>>13986201Thanks bro, im used to that
>>13986205No, sorry. How similar is a goat train to a love train?
>>13986176>>13986176Little nods like that are funhere's hopping that the TFC heavy goggles make it into the game some day
>>13985984>you'll never sit pony on your lap, holding her hindlegs and moving her up and down on your cock
What has Comos said about this recent drama?
what ifwhat if TWO ponies wanted you
>>13986246the QTF rocket launcher is the game, so they also should put some TFC themed stuff in there.like in the same vein of the "original" for quake, they should make the "classic", which looks like the TFC/HL1 rocket launcher as a promotional item for half-life 3 for instance
>>13986273how the bloody hell and i supposed to choose between Trixie and Rarity? in fact, they are such a good team that i choose them both
>>13986273We go on a quest to find a magic 'grow a second dick' spell
>>13986287I'd rather juat have them give us an all class crowbaralso, the original is amazing. shame it has a big that decrase splash radius by a foot.
>>13986317*bug that decreassesWhy can I not into words donight
>>13986271he said sentenal was an utter cunt for what he did, and he's glad he's finally out of his hair and the generals, that "no one should suffer his retardation and cringe worthy existence"
>>13986295thick satyr thighs
>>13986295>>13986302twilight sparkle requests that you impregnate her so she can study satyrs in depth in all their stagesalso, she needs to impregnate you, too, to complete the project
>>13986271Drama drama drama thats all you lisers care about.
>>13986293take all the unicorns, anonall of them
>>13986355it won't hurt muchshe promises to change you back to a guy
>>13986243The only thing they have in common is the train thing
GATTA GATTA CHOO CHOO
>>13986355This.>>13986350Stop that shit.
>>13986406Everytime I see this picture I can't help but read it in Jontron's voice
>>13986378but he cannot have ALL the unicorns, that isn't fair
>>13986378that feel when no Rarity Trixie Twilight Sparkle show, with occasional guest star Princess Cadance
>>13986317>>13986327or maybe they should add grenades for that authentic TFC experiencebut it's a shame that all the kids are only like le ebin penis gun lel XD when confronted with the originaland i don't know f this bug, since i don't have one.
So were people interested in watching a blind play through of Cry of Fear or no?
>>13986406If you want Twilight to cut it out, you have to stop living at the library. Maybe Applejack will take you in.
>>13986423shh, shif he takes all the unicorns I get all the pegasi
>>13986440Watching people play spooky vidya is fun, I'm in!
>>13984143>memeI am not sure that word means what you think it means
>>13986423You tried to enslave all the ponies, period, FlyingSombra.
>>13986342Holy shit, sentenal quit? I may come back during hiatus after all...
BRAVO!!BRAVOs for everyone!!
>>13986342The blame is on both of them, mangThey were both acting like shitheads
Guys, I've been stuck on the Flim Flam Brothers for six hours now. How the hell am I supposed to beat them.
>>13986499Are you for realSentenal was basically stalking and harassing Cosmo for months. Personally, I'm glad the Tf2 server and quest archive are gone. It's the first step in removing all traces of that cunt.
>>13986516one hand for each cock
>>13986516>Being this awfulI'm just kidding, they're the reason why my first playthrough lasted 93 hours.
>>13986516are you using your mouth?
>>13986433Grenades would sour the game experience too much and make chockepoints even more hellishI have a spare original just wasting space in my inventory if you want one for free. id in the email fieldas for the bug, it seems to have actually been patched now that I checked again. the splash range waas for a while 9 feet to the stock rocket launcher's 10.6 feet
>>13986517Cosmo could have prevented this with a simple "Hey man, you're being really insistent, but I want nothing to do with you", but he decided just to say nothing
>>13986533Oh god I thought he was talking about dark souls.Still.>Buy the game at release>Don't finish until november.
>>13986517the quest archive is under new management and krabb will be handling the hats server now
>>13986217Pony is making breakfastBut I sneak up and pick her up from behindThen she finds out I wanted something else for breakfast instead
>>13986517Cosmo isn't the perfect little flower you imagine him to beHis stubbornness is what caused the whole thing to topple and is what subjected everyone to the argumentsHe could have just said "I'll unblock you if you leave me alone"But he had to sit there and do nothing and then snap on Sent like he wasn't being just as retarded
>>13986474I did no such thing anon
What if pony forgot how to pony?
>>13986517Really, this does not seem to be cosmo's fault, more like a straw the broke the camel's back
>>13986517>hats and quests goneHats are by Krabb now. Quests are hosted on the sub now but the archive is still done by Sentenal so you'll have to deal with something he once touched, heaven forbid
>>13986563That is physically impossible.
Are there any good military or gun based magazines?
>>13986562you can't rewrite your past that easilywe all saw it
>>13986562I like that little side step sad maneuver that pony is doing there
>>13986540i'll just wait for one to drop.and i need to get better too. spending much of my playtime practicing on tr_walkway aa well as assorted maps for rocket-/stickyjumping and airstrafing and all that.also, i was joking about the grenades. i loved TFC, but it was a huge clusterfuck.typical_TFC_match.mov http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_jkMWQ7MSM
>>13986563pony will try to griffin or diamond dog
>>13986568Doesn't mean he wasn't being a shithead
>>13986577What would a pony want with any of those?
>>13986577RIP soldier's stash
>>13986575What if pony was brainwashed into human?
>no new preview for NYCCHASBRO I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD
>>13986606Well I'd imagine pone would want magazines for their ammo. Unless its a unicorn they can just fling bullets at people
>>13986606Pony has taken a bit of an interest in human culture.
>>13986622We already knew they weren't having a MLP panel, though
What are you doing for Nightmaretober, MLPG?
>>13986655I'm celebrating Rartober with Rainbow Dash
>The Elements of Harmony get eaten,>Twilight's friends have to travel to the farthest reaches of Equestria to find the raw materials used to create a physical medium for the Elements.What happens?
>>13986655Well I was gonna stream spooky games, but I realized I don't have more than like two games that would work for that.And nobody is interested anyway, so I'll just play them on my own time whenever.
>>13986577Popular mechanics sometimes has good stuff for thatbut /k/ is better versed in that
>>13986668But that's my horse.
>>13986655Burying my head in that ass.
Daily reminder popularfags and sentenal killed MLPG
>>13986678wait what stram?did i miss a stram?
>>13986595Are you sure man?This thing is just sitting here and doing nothing for me since I already have a strange one
>>13986655fapping to tws chrysalis x nmm flash
I've always wanted to fuck someone named LindaHey Tex, what part of Texas are you in?
>>13986594It really is, plus that pony is too! We need to see more of her
>>13986678Why announce? Just play your game you attentionwhoring pleb.
>>13986702i don't like getting gifts or stuff for free very much, especially when i can't compensate for it.
>>13986721>I've always wanted to fuck someone named Linda>>>/soc/>Hey Tex, what part of Texas are you in?>>>/skype:texdraws/
Daily reminder that bcs,NBS,Sentenal,Aspirant and I are saving with MLPG.
i smoked a fourth inch of a black and mild and now i feel horrible
>>13986655Baking spooooooky looking cakes and cupcakes and running around town buying all the pumpkins so my sister and I can carve them later this month.
>>13986700BCS killed mlpg.
>>13986724Is there a pony you don't want to see more of?
>>13986747I was pretty sure you were talking about a dick there until I thought about it more.
>>13986721>Hey Tex, what part of Texas are you in?Equestria
>>13986779the writers already knew
Hurf durf, 4chan is still going, so let's get the quest moving while we can.>>13985985
>>13986622That's a good thing do you really want all of the season before the season starts?
Mlpg please die already
>>13986762Yes quite a few!
DMC IS 75% OFF!?WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!
>>13986797Artists please leave. Don't sustain this zombie off topic chat room.MLPG.co and the artist tumblrs are all we need.
>>13986815But I have a physical copy. Why would I need a digital one?
>>13986808Fuck those 2 are annoying, I agree
Shouldnt Tex be banned since he is underaged?
>>13986815Is that DmC:Devil May Cry?Well if sofuck you
>>13986815>DMC IS 75% OFF!?Finally, a good chance to get it and use that spanish texture pack mod
>>13986808I hope we see more of him when he starts dating Apple Bloom.
>>13986794Just a trailer or something, fuck.
>>13986837Probably just a neet who lives with his mommy.
>>13986815>WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!I'M WAITING FOR A GOOD GAME
>>13986856never suggest such a horrible thingeven in jest
>>13986815Are DMC 3 or 4 worth the 5 bucks?
>>13986868argh that was for >>13986853I have no idea how that even happened
>>13986868Breaking news, Flying Saucer is against watching new pony
>>13986815The other 20%!
>>13986856We'll get a trailer in due time but what I wonder is if the show staff has been in contact with the promotional department. Because while it is nice to have previews,there were way too many previews for season 3.
>>13986878DMC 3 is a great game but a terrible port.DMC 4 is an okay game but a great port.I'd only go for DMC 4 and maybe try and emulate 3 or something if you don't have a console for it
>>13986868What do you mean, "jest"?
>>13986900Your mom is a great port
I'll be streaming a blind play through of Cry of Fear in a moment, just finishing a different game up first.I'll link when it's ready.
You know, Mrs. Cake wasn't always a baker. Infact, her last job she was actually a cheese cake model!That's actually how the Cakes met. Mr. Cake was a soldier in the war. He was a real dough boy! He fell in love with her pin up and eventually they got married. Too bad he got kicked out of the army when they found out he was a cake boy!
>>13986944Fuck you scrubbles.
>>13986944Pumpkin and Pound were born due to a broken condom. You could say it was a dishonorable discharge
>>13986957>dash sees your penis.gif
Does Mediafire watch function work? I can't hear anything.Any alternatives?
>>13986930do you have a mic?
>>13986957Who the hell is Ajax ?
holy shit this bluetooth keyboard i've been lugging around for over a year actually fucking worksthat's incredible
>tfw resetting for a good natureGoddamnit GF, at least this time there's no battle to sit through before you can check.
>>13986979I do, I need to make sure that procaster is picking it up before I start streaming.
>>13986995that question mark in the cookie
>>13987017it's saying "who stole me from the cookie jar??""was it you?"
>>13987003>actually buying the first version of a Pokemon game>everYou never, ever do that. Ever.
>>13986986If you were doing an archive search, I dunno. It's not a very reliable system since some people save the same filename
>>13987034I've never been interested in pokemon around the time of a new release so I figured what the hell.
>>13987046i had a crush on Dawn in 9th grade. Get at me
>>13987059we are niggas now
>>13987059>watching the animeNot even I'm that autistic and I probably have all kinds of social disorders.
I think I might love pony.
>>13987059How old are you?
>>13987079Pony might just love you, too.
>you will never lovingly jerk off a nervous colt
>>13987079but anon ponies can't love ponies!!!
>>13987079then what are you so afraid of?
>>13987079Which pony do you love Anon?
>>13987108good thing anon isnt a pony
>>13987079Is it pony in general, or a specific pony?
>>13987108But then why is there a pink princess of love and crystals?
>>13987081diamond and pearl came out 5 years ago
>>13987136Ghost Light's a cutie.I think I'll request her some more.
>new pokemon has a shoutout function>can just shout out messages that appear on the bottom of people's screens>Shoutout: "What do you say when you feel happy?"> buttsWhat should I shout out mlpg?
Hey MLPG. Whats fat, stupid, dumb, ugly, over all a bad pony and pink?Rarity in a in dress!
I had to leave for work earlier today and I didn't get to see what happened with those anons that were trying to become friends.Did they exchange information and become pals?I need to know because that was seriously way too cute.
>>13987156But what if Rarity isn't wearing a pink dress?And I don't think Rarity is fat.
pony please don't sucks on my balls so hard
>>13987156>Whats fat, stupid, dumb, ugly, over all a bad pony and pink?Pinkie pie.
Alright, starting up in just a moment. Come on in if you want to see me scream like a little girl. Probably.//derpy.me/p4bjc
>>13987156those are adjectives.What does a pizza's fecal matter and SB have in common? They are both a pizza shit!
>>13987168>tfw no one wants to be my friend
>>13987199knock knock whos there
>>13987203Anon needs your helpppppHe's trying hard doing what he cannnn
Anyone want to play videogames?
>>13987139That's a good pony to love. I'm particularly partial to this one.
>>13987216What vydia game
>>13987216sure. is Krabbs TF2 up yet?
>>13987230I don't know, I was hoping you'd suggest one.
>>13987203I tried to be an anons friend earlier I even asked if he had a skype/steam/or last.fm, but he was really shy I guess so he stopped replying to me.I'm shy as shit too, so I thought that would make him more open to share his information with me, but I guess it didn't workWanna be pals, anon?
>>13987198Can you scream like a little pony instead?
>>13987237I have hats or burnout paradiseIve got some others but burnout was in the bundle a while ago so it's popularish
>>13987219She's great, that's why I married her.
>>13987240>wanna be palsS-sureI wouldn't mind that
>>13987253You're confused again anon. I married her.
>>13987253>>13987265That came from that one DA rant about marrying her, right?Anyone have that cap?
>>13987253>>13987265Oh, no, it's the delusional anons again. I thought I you guys were going to seek help. I'm a patient prince, but I can't solve your lives for you.
I wish I was a fat diamond dog.
>>13987260Do you have a skype/steam/or last.fm?I gotta be honest, I said I'm pretty shy and it's true. I don't start conversations often because I'm worried I'll catch people at bad times or bring up topics they don't care about, but I'm always up for talking whenever you want.
>>13987240Anon id love to but im looking for a anon who has a job and does things. Not live in his mother basement.
You think Trixie and Peanut Butter Crackers ever made love so amazing, that she was in tears of joy the whole time?
>>13987307>tfw you don't have a mother basement
>>13987290That wasn't my image.>Somewhere some guy got a fat diamond dog.
>>13987291You dont want friends anon.
>>13987291Here's my steam pageI dont usually start conversations because I don't talk much, but it doesn't mean I won't just say one word things
>>13987216I'll play some hats.
Give draw requests
>>13987290I wish I *were a fat diamond dog
If I had the power to change size whenever I want I'd build a tiny little house somewhere remote and safe from wildlife for a matter of hundreds of dollars.My electricity would run on a single battery, my water reservoir would consist of a single gallon jug, my home imax theater would be built from a single ipod or laptop screen, and I would be able to buy a month's worth of food from the convenience store for a matter of dollars.I could make all the money I'd need pleasuring curious women by shrinking down, crawling into their cunt, and manually working their goods from the inside.
>>13984535>ponies referring to their anuses as donutswhy does this amuse me so
Emergency nitethred injection.
>>13987397horse go back to bed it's 4:30am
Diamond Dog Transformationb-bark!
is it safe?
>>13987448What is it, Fluttershy?
>>13987455She has an anon down in her basement who's been bitten by a diamond dog and wonder if you'd like to see two stallions go down on a bitch
>>13987458But we're slow
>>13987471Oops nevermind we're back at regular posting.
>>13987467Oh hell yeah. I'd even bring sweet kernel popcorn for us both. Laced with butter and love.
>>13987458LET THE CONTINUING COMMENCE!
It's all about the pokemans
>>13987480Thanks for reminding me that Lyra is ugly when compared to actual cute horses.
Pony should seek vengeance against the hypocrisy that damned him to this hell.
>>13987489Is Twist complaining about back pain?
>>13987483i-it's just the lighting
Hey guys, I've made survey where you can rate MLP episodes.You can vote here http://episodes.best-pony.tkDo it for science. We really need actual empirical proof that Magical Mystery Cure is utter garbage.
>>13987496Twist is a faggot.
>>13987480Wait, why aren't they in the comic if they are consider to be friends of Cadance?
>>13987504Forgot obligatory scietific picture
>>13987511Because the comics aren't canon.
>>13987515That is the least sexy Rarity image ever.
[rainbow]Is 4chan back?[/rainbow]
>>13987496I think she's complaining about a lack of proper counterbalanceShe wishes she had a bigger butt
>>13987489And NOT a single pony. I see a bunch of human OCs. >If I give them pony hairstyles they're Ponies!
http://www.youtube.com/user/Slosten/videosOkay, how can I tell who is who?
>>13987525>rarity>being sexy at all
>>13987489I want to boop that boob.
>>13987533oh pull the stick out of your ass
>>13987533into le trash it goes!
>>13987489DT sure feels self-conscious
>>13987541That's not the only thing I'd boop.Honestly I'm baffled as to why there's no lewd big-titted Twist yet. Just a ton of cockteasing.
>>13987530I'd like to see a bottom heavy Twist
>>13987545MSOB be less subtle.
>>13987537http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIpZs-mK9ok>This entire thing.How in the fuck is that considered acceptable? It's like I am watching /b/: Hats edition.
>>13987533Just say you don't like humanized
>>13987552Probably because MSoB is the one who does it and he doesn't share that lewd stuff.http://derpibooru.org/tags/titty+twist
>>13987559because he's obviously the only person in existence who likes humanizations
>>13987561Because that is a snippet of it. Mostly it's just talking about everyday stuff.
>>13987530there's an easy way to achieve thatbuy the new Butt Pulser™ and gain 10% circumference per daythis advertisement is delivered to you by Derpy Butt Products Corp.
>>13987570No, seriously.It's like i am watching a video of people laying Team Fortress, but with some sort of warped version of shit music and a COD child at the helm of the mic.
>>13987573honestly I'm not sure how good he'd be at actual lewd.
>>13987583unf bubblebutt unf unf
>>13987581>Because that is a snippet of it. Mostly it's just talking about everyday stuff.http://www.youtube.com/user/Slosten/videosSnippits of snippits of snippits of snippits.Cut it any way you want, it all comes back /b/read.
>>13987593He should try it.
>>13987595As usual the EqG version is inferior
>>13987598Have you actually played hats with MLPG?
>>13987607would he though?
>>13987615Yes.I had enough of "WELCOME TO THE RICE FIELDS MOTHERFUCKERS!"
>>13987607>>13987623>HeCome on nowThis should be common knowledge by now
>>13987581>>13987598Who talks in these? Whose voices am I hearing?Does Tex ever talk?
>>13987626There is an option to turn off the saysounds for yourself.
>>13987642Are you telling me to fucking filter?I should not have too, because I am playing with "MLPG" and not /b/
>>13987634Anon, for the billionth time.Just because MSOB drew a female version of himself a few times doesn't mean he's a real girl.He's just a diminutive man who loves huge boobs.
>>13987648How the hell did she squeeze herself in there
>>13987653It's a zip-down hoodie.
>>13987655Must've been a hell of a zip-up
>>13987641ONLY ONE ANON HAS EVER HEARD HIS VOICEHe hasn't been around MLPG for some time though.
>>13987659The damn thing must be on the verge of bursting.
>>13987655>>13987659>zippers and boobshttp://mlpg.co/art/src/1377239253817.gif
>>13987662Um.>>13986606Also he did an incomplete draw in the sub thread we evacuated to during the downtime.
>>13987665One deep breath away from getting deeply embarrassed
>>13987669I don't get what you're "um"ing about.
I missed you guys.
>>13987670Unless she does it on purpose.>"Hey Anon, wanna see a trick~?"
>>13987662>ONLY ONE ANON HAS EVER HEARD HIS VOICE>He hasn't been around MLPG for some time though.Who is this one anon whose heard Tex's voice? What quest do I need to fufi to see him?>>13987669I think he's talking about the one who has heard Tex's mystery voice.
The CMC want to be superheroes but they need a musical theme. And an idea on what super heroes to be. And help with the costumes, designing and making them.
>>13987674>He hasn't been around MLPG for some time thoughDid you check my link? I linked a post by him from 8 hours ago.
>>13987681What a waste of a kigurumi, though!
>>13987685>>13987674Oh. Nevermind then!
>>13987680We were in the sub all this time
>>13987699I can't.I just can't.Don't toy with my emotions.
>>13987690>>13987700I meant the person who has heard Tex's voice hasn't been around MLPG for a while, not tex.Autistic shitstains.
>>13987711>"Awww...">she pouts and crosses her arms over her massive chest>"I thought you'd like it..."
>>13987715>I meant the person who has heard Tex's voice hasn't been around MLPG for a while, not tex.Who is he? How did he hear Tex's voice?
so I downloaded the quest archive for hoarding purposesare any of the quests actually worth reading?
>>13987726/a>No, I'm not doing this. Not after last time.
I wish my favorite pony would live with me