Deprecated horse: >>13973694Rumble horse:
HOLY FUCK WHAT A LEWD SEXUAL GENERAL
>>13977431It's 5 am why aren't you in bed?
>>13977431This thread is weird
>>13977447Because it's 10:30am and i have the day off
Why aren't you streaming?
>>13977447The more you sleep. The less you pony.
>you will never the sex
>>13977431my little elitist /co/ nostalgia autistic circle jerking general
>>13977462I'd rather sleep with pony
>>13977462>we will never know her cutie mark
>>13977472You'd be crazy not to.
>>13977462But you can pony in your dreams.
>>13977469Fuck off Nathan
>>13977489i can confirm this, as i have many times ponied in my dreams>>13977490sorry, but that grab bag is a unicornnice try though
>>13977486 They'd just be like a big fuzzy body pillowI could just sleep on my side relax into a pony like that
I prefer Scootabelle
What if Jinx x Jinx x Jynx?
>>13977507What about scootaspoon?
>>13977511What if zone made a pony flash?
>>13977530Superior pony first
>>13976099>>reading through the archive>>Tex gave Sent a woman's name when he was being given the computer>Either Tex is a girl or it's his mother, which confirms he's 15>Oh, sentenal, thank you. Christmas came early this year.I just got here. What is this about?
>>13977521>>13977513SilverBelle is better
>>13977534Oh, shit, yeahTiaraloo it is.
>>13977525...how the stars are so much brighter...oh wait
>>13977534>>13977530>>13977524how do you LunaxTrixie?ive seen a lot of it lately, was wondering
>>13977541>>13977539Silverbelle > Tiarabelle > Silverscoots > Tiaraloo
>>13977536Sent finally snapped and dumped his QuestArchive + chatlogs from two skype convos.
>>13977558Where can I find them?
I don't really like ScootaTiara or Scootaspoon but if I had to pick one or the other I'd go weith Scootaspoon.
>>13977554Both are too shit, i cbf to figure one out.
>>13977565You and me can never be niggas
>>13977565>not liking princess and the pauper shipsI thought you had okay tastes.
>>13977558>Sent finally snapped and dumped his QuestArchive + chatlogs from two skype convos.Never trust crazy autists. It's like crazy girls. Nothing good can come of it. Stay away.
>>13977566anon, your shit
You really left Dash out of breath
So I hit on a really hot girl today and got her numberWHAT THE FUCK DO I DO NOW?
>>13977571I'd be okay with that if the princess wasn't a bitch.
>>13977581Seth pls go
>>13977593Cum on some flowers and give them to her
>>13977593Ask MLPG for dating advice
>>13977594She wouldn't be to her special somepony, and would probably be less of a bitch in general if they were together
>>1397751Wow she is cute as fuck. I love her messy mane.
>>13977593Tell her you spend hours of your time online obsessing over MLP and joining MLP themed chat rooms
>>13977595i dunno, i thiink seth might have been on to somethingim not ashamed to catch on to that fact
>>13977606http://i.imgur.com/ChrzYqr.jpgHEY BEBE LETS SEE IF YOUR DICK IS 20% LONGER
>>13977617I'm sorry anon. You have caught autism.There is no known cure.
I REALLY need to make a Diamond Tiara reaction image folder.
>>13977630You can have minehttp://www.mediafire.com/download/92ja2jdho0be0ys/Diamond_Tiara.rar
>>13977636I'm tempted to take this but they're all named "Tiara xxx" aren't they?
>>13977651I can revert them to 4chan timestamps and upload that if you want
>>13977651You want named ones?I feel like making them anyway
You'll never look this cute wearing a bandanna
>>13977651Since when do you like Diamond Tiara?
>>13977656>>13977657Yeah I tend to name all of my files actual names. I don't really like 4chan timestamps or "Pony xxx" names.Don't feel like you have to for me though.>>13977667I don't like her too much, but I think she's pretty cute and drawing refs help.
>>13977673I was going to do it anyway, it'll just take some time to make a decent number of them.
can the poster of grey mouse being pet delete it and post it in the bat pony general?or let me repost it? please, thank you.
>>13977673Righti usually don't name my files, i don't have a knack for good filenames.
>>13977685>Please let me post my shit in my shit general.
Dash wants cookies
>>13977698you are an astute one, are you not, anon?
>>13977704I saw this dock picture earlier and it was great
>>13977682Cool, send me a link when you got it then.
>>13977711Do you want punny names in particular?Or just like "tags", "wicked grin.png" "angry snarl.png"?
>>13977721Lewd has more stroke marks then shown in the animation.
>>13977734So does your face
>>13977720I do both, I'm good either way.
>>13977733what happens on the 12th of October?
>>13977733Winter is coming.
>>13977750The cannon is the last argument of kings.Mars will rise.
>>13977798shhh, we don't speak of war here.
>>13977813Mars will rise and the sons of the Gods will sweep down upon you like the storms of spring washing away the snows of winter. Your decadence and weakness offend them.
Somebody should stream movies
>>13977824I wait with bated breathand can only hope i can see it on youtube
>>13977750I should learn how to draw winter environments so I can draw cozy pony pictures.
pony wants to undertake training in the cybrid arts
>>13977813>Celestia will never nibble on your ear
>>13977844sounds good to me milord
I'm not reading through those chat logs. I'm giving them a glance but not seeing anything funny. Has anyone else spotted anything?
let's post art
>>13977859nothing really, just boring shittl;dr sent is fucking off
>>13977869Space whale. So goddamn simple, but now I'm so goddamn frustrated I didn't come up with it.
>>13977852that's not very creative anonthere's parallel dimensions, tulpamancing, lucid dreaming, astral projection, thought forms... and any myriad of in-between.
>>13977881>baited breathHaw haw.
>>13977853>you will never grab your kobold waifu by her huge three-toed feet>you will never have a pseudodragon
>>13977881by any chance anon, are you perhaps mentally impaired?
>>13977893NEVER SAY NEVER
>>13977896If making extremely bad puns makes me so, yes.
Moot increased posting cool down so we could have more time to make informative posts. Why aren't you making more informative posts?
>>13977844>Should be getting ready for spook holiday>Instead now getting hyped for christmasFuck. I should practice. Halloween request?
>>13977914>inb4 a comment about your face
>>13977914Moot is an idiot
>>13977914Maybe i should share my studying with MLPG!
>>13977916spooky bat pone doing something cute
>>13977903>you will never help her polish her claws and paint them pink
>>13977920yes thishalloween is when bat pony is actually relevent
>>13977914Because fuck you, that's why.
>Rainbow Dash: If you're wonder if I've ever been FUCKED so good, that I was in tears of joy, you'd be right, twelve times as a matter of fact! NOT ALL IN ONE NIGHT, PERV!
remember the Clockworks?
>>13977932Dash just comes up to you and randomly says this. How do you react?
>>13977946I don't react
this is the S4 over-arching villain.
>>13977954Bitch pony already defeated that thing onceno way pony can be fucked to defeat it again
>>13977950*pat pat pat*
>>13977953i just wish i had a kobold waifu to hold and love and build traps with.
>>13977521Muh next favorite ship next to Scootabelle. Good choice.
>>13977943What if Clockwork pone
>>13977962also, this is where the final battle will take place.
>>13977985But pony already added itself to group wheel
>>13977986Why does the picture never load on the first try for me on that site?I always need to refresh 4-5 times before it shows up
>>13977991I use the imgur script and it works just fine.
>>13977991because e621 a shit
>>13977980did you SEE the Mexican version of "Santa Claus"?
>>13977986i bet she takes the dick like a champ too
>>13977993it's not the imgur scripte621 is just problematic
>>13978000trips demand lewd
>>13977986>kobold waifu rides on your shoulder>pseudodragon rides on her shoulder
>>13978015That reminds meI need more RumbleBloom
>>13977998I bet she is very sweet and endearing.
Would you watch them?
>>13978041Watch them do what?I can't even tell what I'm looking at
>>13978031but wait if you act now..for a limited time offer...
>>13978045We want to see your asshole close up. It's anus inspection day.
>>13978048Oh boy, is there more? I like it.
>>13978042>>13978045She's a pretty good pony
>>13978051Already? Oh fine, here...
>>13978045Is there any variation of that without the glasses or the collar?
>>13978048The way that got cut off on my browser, it looked like the knight was freaking out because she was starting to give him a blowjob.But I know my kobold waifu would never be so hideously lewd as that.
>>13978058go look we have had our fun.
>Gaffer's over productive horseballs
I think one of my friends has a crush on me
>>13978044Watch them kiss
>>13978069is this a new epic meme?
>>13978070Tell him to get the fuck off you because he's crushing you.
>>13978073Everything is a new epic même.
>>13978070I have a crush on an mlpger and I can't bring myself to tell them
humanity died out from the world of Equestria, but they left their mark. by ruin, song, and legend would those who remain know their great masters. gaze on our works, ye mighty, and despair.
>>13978086Give up hopeit's over
After taking a look at the ships between Diamond Tiara and Silverspoon, I have come to this conclusion about what the MLPG thinks of themIf the two of them spent less time with each other and more time getting laid, neither of them would be as big of a bitch as they are, but some Anons just like them that way. One anon said it before and I'll have to agree with them on it, It's all about finding the RIGHT AMOUNT of bitch.
Would you at least a Diamond?
>>13978067Oh neat: https://e621.net/pool/show/2702
>>13978099>as tall as I am>100lbs heavier>10 years youngerrossross please
>>13978084DAMNED DIRTY APES!
>>13978070>tfw flirtatious with everyone>Everyone thinks you're into them>Everyone except the one you're actually into
this is the great lich Starswirl's citadel. not intimidating or frightening. just out of the way. peaceful. somewhere he can continue his work in peace.
>>13978100i don't know why, but, simply shit like this reaffirms my faith in humanity.
>>13978107>hahahaha boopI dunno why the script works on-and-offLike it hasn't been working for a while and now suddenly this one made it go off
>>13978103>>13978044>responding to RossHe's a troll. You ignore those. They go away.
>>13978104run. this is no place for a lizard, where even your very blood turns to ice in your veins.
>>13978103What's the matter?
pony just called you a poopy head
>>13978128Also turns out if I highlight a link to the post with the marker it'll repeat it
>>13978134954? is that you?and if not, i have ways of making you want me to stay
>>13978105>you will never have friends on the other side
>>13978135>those cheeks pressed up against the glassYou've got me again Ross
>tfw no ponebothttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1czBcnX1Ww
>>13978146It's nearly Halloween. The walls between our world and theirs grow thinner as we speak. Now is your chance to open a door.I am neither North nor South.
>>13978159"How would you touch me?"
>>13978165>tfw no chance for a halloween ponepisode.
>>13978135I'm fine with unreasonable anatomy, but when you start giving it numbers it throws me off
>>13978170The other side needs no episode. They only need an invitation.Give them your body and they'll give you their love.
>9 o'clock>Can't keep my eyes open>Go to bed>Can't sleep>Get up>2am>Mind is abuzz FUCK
>>13978191>you will never be loved by a great old one
>>13978192Want to watch something?I can stram it
Your 3rd favorite pony is talking shit about you.
>>13978103>Weighing 270lbsGo run, faggot
>>13978213Are you stupid?
>>13978150I knew I would, ha>>13978182My bad. to hell with numbers, anyway, she's only going to keep putting on weight
>>13977431>RumblePersonally, I prefer Laserbeak.
http://derpicdn.net/img/2013/10/11/446171/large.pngnot sure how feel.
What pranks would you pull on pony?
>>13978226Don't sleep. There are shadows passing in front of the light but nothing's there. Don't try to ignore the sickening smacking sound in one ear or the almost painful buzzing in the other. Don't dismiss the dancing shapes in the corners of your eyes. Get your dog in the room. Animals can sense these things.
>>13978240>you will never steal rediv's dildo collection with cool older sister MT so you can play cock baseball>you will never untie the shark-fins MT tied around her goldfish with annoying-but-fun younger sister red
>>13978230It's just a personal thing, no reason to feel bad about it.I'd still go after her if she was 18Or if I was 14 again
>>13978190Really, just a couple more frames and that'd look so much smoother.That head movement ticks off my inner autist or something.
>>13978284>you will never a Japanese Rara-samaIn Japan, she's a cutthroat businesswoman with an appreciation for the aesthetics of ancient culture and tradition, but a complete refusal to adhere to it.
How's it look?
>>13978297MORE LIKE GET DUNKED
>>13978297yep it's a pony
>>13978297>not "Get Pinked"
>>13978294all of my unf, that's exactly my type of a perfect woman
>>13978309Appledan pls stay gone
>>13978303FUCK ME~ ROOGNA
>>13978311Appredan hates the Japanese.
>>13978325WAITDo you have reeses pieces to mix into the popcorn?
>>13978073It's not. It's a variation on >Dipper's cheeksWhich may be a variation on something else.
>>13978231What's a laser beak?
>>13978286I'm much more bothered by the hair and tail which are a clusterfuck. Maybe that was the intended effect, though.
>>13978342You missed the whole point>get jINXed>get pINKed
>>13978303I love Gilda as Vi
>>13978311Nigga get shrekked
>>13978286I don't know, I like that sudden jerk back and forth
>>13978346"Jinxed" and "Pinked" doesn't sound the same except the 'ed' part. I'm pretty sure Jinx never says her own name.
>>13978350appledan I missed youplease don't vanish into anonymity again, you're a fun namefag
>>13978336A miserable pile of mechanical feathers.
>>13978349I cant Contain my boner for GildaViIts uncontainable
>>13978331What do you think, she's fat. Of course she does.HEY MLPG what would you think if I drew Rumble x Diamond?
>>13978331No but she has chocolate raisins
Which pone would do this?
>>13978363VI X JINX OTP
>>13978361That's fucking sick Roogna, don't talk about your boners at the dinner table
>>13978362Tiarumble?Eh, I could take it or leave it>>13978363ALSO good
>>13978356Sorry man, I just wasnt feelin' it for a while. Still trying to get back into the swing of things.
>>13978345The hair and tail just live a life of their own, and could use some serious slowing down if nothing else. hell, that's basically what I'd say about the animation in general in that gif except for the leg movement maybe.
>>13978369>NOT VI X CAITLYNGET OUT OF MY SIGHT>>13978373Nigga its 4 in the morning stop eating, fatty
I'm going to do it!I'm going to learn to play LoL
>>13978381DON'T DO IT NONYMOUS IT'S NOT WORTH IT
>>13978380>not eating all the timehow do you expect to get swole?also, VixRenekton.Renekon fucks everything.
>>13978385B-BUT I FEEL LEFT OUT
>>13978381It's pretty fun for a while, I got to level 30 and even got to silver division in ranked.Eventually you get bored. Or at least I did.
>>13978391Please don't play LoLStay here and post Twist
>>13978395I'm not that dogfucker, but we can still tango horizontally if you want.
>>13978400Ew, nevermind go play League
>>13978405Oh well if you're not Klondike then the deal is off
>>13978409Wait I am Klondike
>>13978408You an' meWe ain't never gon' be niggas
>>13978400But I enjoy vidya more then Twist
>pony avatars in news sites' commentsWhy do bronies do thisWhy would I want to imagine debating an issue with Fluttershy or Rainbow Dash
>>13978412I dont know you sounds suspicious>>13978428You on the other hand
why aren't you playing SS13 with /vg/?/vg/ station is kinda shit right now and we need good staff
>>13978435Didn't you learn to care and share yet.
>>13978435I'm a power bottom, I hope you didn't want doggy style
>>13978412Prove itDraw Rainbow Dash as Caitlyn
>>13978426Which pony would hold up a vote to fund the government because a law antithetical to pony's beliefs has majority support?
Shut up and marry me, anonymous.
>>13978463But you just got here.How can I fuck you if you're asleep?
Is going through the trouble of making an image just to tell a namefag how much you love them the point that we truly enter the proper usage of circlejerking?
>>13978469just go ahead and fuck me while I sleep thats my fetish anyway
>>13978477No, that couldn't beI thought I was the only one that liked it
>>13978476We passed that point long ago
>>13978476Maybe.It's not really about Saine himself though but just about him being gay. No one cared before he told them. So it's some variation of circlejerking I guess
Just imagine poor Rumble having to be Diamond's arm candy so she can look good. And the crush he'd develop from constantly getting sat on or brushed against. From there on the relationship would be more even, but still mostly fueled by her thinking it's cute to tease him. He's friends with the CMC so he tries to explain, but the girls just shake their heads and giggle, their eyes reading amusement and empathy for the guy.
>>13978481My fetish is absolutely everything
>>13978486>shestopped reading right there
>>13978493So you wouldn't mind it if you woke up with your cock in my mouth?
>>13978476We've been jerking circles since s1hell, we used to do it a LOT more than now.
>>13978485But AnonI liked Saine before he said he was bi.
>>13978498Last i checked Diamond Tiara was female
>>13978500I hope you plan to share, anon
>>13978498What was so particularly offensive about that part of the passage? You think Rumble would somehow be the dominant one?
>>13978483>>13978504Just because it's been going on doesn't mean you should perpetuate itReminds me of that one experiment with the monkeys who got cold water dumped on them whenever they reached for a banana, so whenever a new monkey tried to get the banana they'd beat the shit out of him before he could even get there. The scientists then one by one replaced the old monkeys with new monkeys who continually beat the shit out of each other even though none of them knew why they were doing it in the first place.
>>13978485I don't know anon, I think people started liking me before that. Like, I won't argue that a lot of people probably like me more now but I don't think it was solely because of that.
>>13978513Of course, but when you starts waking up, I call dibs on throating him until he opens his eyes
>>13978521I'm just saying that it's not a new buzzword to worry about, we've dealt with it.And I perpetuate it because it's fun, Hitler.
I-I'm in love with Tex.I want him to hold me in his nerdy little arms and draw manga together.
>>13978486RumbleTiara?I'm not sure if i like this shipRumbeSpoon > RumbleTiara methinks.
>you will never wake up to 2 anons servicing your morning wood
>>13978532That's pretty sick Anonymous, he's only 13
>>13978476Is this very important, though?
>>13978523If you go on like you currently do this will inevitably turn into the other direction though.
>>13978538I heard he wasn't even a pony
>>13978547>anons giving advice
>>13978550>advice is instantly negated because anon
>>13978550He doesn't have to listen to what I'm saying, I just wanted to give him an advice because I don't want to see him end like other drawfags who attracted a lot of hate for doing stuff like that.
>>13978537>you will never wake up to freshly cooked bacon servicing your hunger
>>13978544>>13978544>>mangaTex has drawn manga though.
Talk about ponies
>>13978547I'm just acting like I normally am. I'm not really trying to get attention. I just post occasionally and stream occasionally.Besides, eventually Mlpg will attack all artfags no matter what happens. I might as well relax and hang out while people like me. If they don't later I'll just deal with that then.
>4 AM>thread turns gayAre you doing this on purpose by now? I mean, even if it's just one person turning the thread gay every single day, how do they manage to do it at the exact same time every day?
>>13978572Maybe Europe and Australia is just that gay.
>>13978571>>Besides, eventually Mlpg will attack all artfags no matter what happens>this is constantly repeated despite simply not being true
>>13978562>you will never wake up to a freshly unwrapped Snickers™ serveating your hungchocolate
>>13978570Ponies are boring shit. Get off the bandwagon already faggot.
>>13978577>appledan>hungis funny to me
>>13978575Yeah but it's at the exact same time. Like they have an alarm going off telling them to talk about sucking dicks. If it was just one country waking up you'd expect the time to vary by maybe an hour from day to day
Since when did MLPG become so gay?
>>13978569>Tex has drawn manga though.
>>13978576People stir shit up just for fun all the time. I'm not even sure what you want me to stop doing.
>>13978593he wants you to stop circlejerkingWhich for now you have, but only because now you're arguing with anon
>>13978593I don't "want" you to stop doing anything, I'm just saying that stuff like this >>13978484 and thus encouraging Anon to do it even more will sooner or later lead to you being disliked in here.Also that wasn't my post but another Anon.
>>13978579Maybe your wish will come true>>13978585I dunno about the rest of MLPG but i'm autistic-level about keeping my routines.
>>13978601Holy fuck you're an idiot.
>>13978572I'm bisexual, and I regularly contribute to both gay and straight discussions, sometimes at the same time.I imagine it is this way for a lot of people.
>>13978586I think it was when the episodes stopped and we had nothing to do but wallow in ourselves and our creations for 2 years.
>>13978570You don't have to put in 'graph'. Look at the input interpretation.
>>13978570Holy shit it actually worked
>>13978586We go through a super gay phase every time some gay contributor turns up till people start hating them and drive them off. And then they wait for a new one.
Does anyone talk about Cupcakes anymore? Are the brones still going gay over this?
>>13978623Not cupcakes necessarily, but bronies sure still love grimderp Pinkie.
>>13978625Gay, Bi, doesn't matter as long as Anon can fantasize about sucking dick.
>>13978628They will love anything grimderp.
>>13978601Honestly, what I said yesterday about "The more you reveal about yourself" Vs. the disappearance of semi-popular MLPG poster was a little rash and vague.Saine seems to be more sane than the average MLPGer, so I don't think we need to remind him daily about his posting habits.No harm no foul.
>>13978629...Is it as wrong if I only fantasize that because he made me a request? I mean, what I'm saying is that I'd suck Goat's dick because he drew some of my requests but he never said he's gay. I think.
>>13978629Is it still gay and or bi if I want to be the pretty filly?
>>13978631Yeah, but Pinkie and maybe Twilight are probably the two two ponies that get subjected to it the most.That's what I've figured anyway, don't know exact numbers.
>>13978623I lost all interest in it when CT's tumblr stopped updating.
Would you a squishy pony?Would you bake them more sweets?
>>13978601>>13978621I don't really know man, someone brings the fact that I'm gay (I'm actually bi) like every night and bitches about how people only care about me because I'm gay. So far that's the only person who's doing anything negative in my general direction. Anon keeps offering me "Advice" all the time but it's not like I bring this crap up. I reply because I'm legitimately flattered.
>>13978637Grimderp'd the Hardest:1. Pinkie (Cupcakes, etc)2. Twilight (Angsty + self-insert garbage EVERYWHERE)3. Rarity (little miss rarity, etc)4. Fluttershy (STEY UTTA MUH SHEED)5. Rainbow Dash (Usually the victim in every instance)6. Applejack (of which I cannot think of any notable examples)
>>13978654Apple Farm Massacre
>>13978654Don't forget the durk powahs from S3 premiere for Twi.
>>13978655That's Big Mac
>>13978654There's also Rainbow Factory
>>13978637I know grimdark isn't grimderp and that derpibooru users tend to tag everything as grimdark, but this may give a little insight:>https://derpiboo.ru/search?sbq=grimdark%2Cpinkie+pie>1978 total>Dash>1136 total>Twilight>1135 total>Fluttershy>947 total>Rarity>631 total>AJ>552 total
>>13978657background ponies are bg poniesi didnt read it, i just assumed
>>13978656I really really hope they expand upon that a little bit in canon.In show canon too, not just word of god.
>>13978659I like Rarity and Twilight reactions the best.
>>13978644That's right pony, fuck waffles.
>>13978656That doesn't count. Come on that's stupid. Celestia used it. It's just magic. It's the way you use it not the magic itself. I bet you think every necromancer and lich are evil too. Magicist
>>13978670Fugg ovv AblDn
>>13978675I know as much, but I can imagine some random brony running wild with their new headcanons when that thing happened.
>>13978676Get wrecked Caramel
>>13978681God that was such a fun argument here. The memories...
>>13978652I don't even know who you are, but I also don't care if you like mountains of cocks or piles of cunts. Do you make art?
>>13978687It's always nice when we don't argue about people.
>>13978688Decent stuff actually.
>>13978675So using magic is kind of like practicing sound gun control. It's not the magic itself that's evil, it's the way it's used.I can get behind that.
>>13978694But guns are made and designed to kill. Magic is more like a knife. You can cut veggies with it, but also throats.
>>13978694Exactly. Except that guns are inherently evil. Hitler used a gun. But never used magic like necromacy. See? it's that simple.
>>13978695So it's made by the Swiss? But Swiss are like half French. So magic is made by half Frenchies? Man fuck being a wizard.
Australia go to bed
>>13978718Is that... A cow? How pretty.
>>13978721You're a cow
>>13978721It's a gypsy vanner.
>>13978721No anon, that pony is going to steal your balls.
I like to imagine that the oceans located East and West of mainland Equestria are not only occupied by Seapony Kingdoms and other water dwelling creatures, but also an extremely powerful magical sea serpent essentially Leviathan. She's like a god of water, so she has dominion over all of the oceans. A confident narcissist, she'd have little concern over whether she keeps the oceans calm or uses her powers to annihilate a city. She'd have struck a deal with Celestia to never flood Equestria so long as the Seaponies compose and play music for her constantly some sort of a mythical dealy thingie; that'd be cool
>>13978727Just going to pickpocket them, huh?
>>13978737REDIVBeen meaning to ask you...Got any nudes?
>>13978736No, something far worse>>13978737How is a non-crystal pony princess of all the crystal ponies
A bloo bloo
>>13978728That kinda sucks man.
>>13978737fuck that shit
>>13978737What an awful princess.
>>13978757That filly is not this filly.Thus that filly is inferior.
>>13978718>Saw that twins pic yesterday>Idea of it festered and ended up fapping to itThat was the worst thing I've ever jacked off to.
>>13978777But that pony is not this pony, she isnt as good as small wine pony
That's it i'm out
>>139787773 best filliesSorted from left to right, ascending.
>>13978790Small wine pony is stupid and doesn't have a crown.
>>13978779I really wanted a pretty cow.
>>13978798small wine pony doesnt need a crown, she can juggle.
>>13978800I know you did, but cows just don't look like that aside from the markings
>>13978799Oh that reminds me, my Red plush got shipped, so the Cadance one soon
>>13978805Then she's perfect FOR A JESTER.Walked right into that.
>>13977431Rumble a slut
What an awful filly
>>13978817You a slut.
>>13978737So, when are you going to try to get appledan's bbc only to be massively disappointed?
>>13978816Then she'll be the most perfect jester ever
>>13978817So long as he'll be my slut
I can't finish any of the drawings that I start
>>13978832SO SHUT UP AND FINNISH THEM
>>13978832Can I help?
>>13978832so stop starting new ones
>>13978835But the first half was really good, and now the second half is nowhere near as good so I can't finish
I feel like stramming todayMovie strammingWhat though?
>>13978824what does that even mean
>>13978832What do you mean, you can't finish them? Like you draw a finger and when you have to draw a second one you're like "fuck it" and leave a poor character with only a single finger?
>>13978832I have that problem. Also..>Start picture>So far so good>Get stuck drawing one spot>End up not finishing
>>13978839Can you?>>13978841I don't start new ones, I just keep trying trying to finish the current ones and then do a really shitty job so I can work on something else
>>13978845AppleDan is a black guyBlack guys are supposed to be well hungAppleDan isn't
>>13978843Well what is the first half and what is the second half?>>13978846
>>13978845rediv, you're going to get your meds switched, right?
>>13978854>>13978846Do pones enjoy sauna, olut and makkara.The spa has a sauna at least. Probably electric one.
>>13978844WHAT DO YOU HAVE?
>>13978851Maybe you can clean slate?Dump the sketches here and be done with them?Or are these commissions?I really do want to help, but I feel powerless ;;
>>13978863NOT MUCH, THATS WHY IM ASKING
>>13978849I get so far into an image and realize I can't replicate how good the first half was and it all goes south from there>>13978850This
>>13978865Stream Pitch Blacki haven't seen that one since the year 2001
I love the smell of my own farts.
>>13978865>>13978865STRAM THAT MOVIE YOU'VE BEEN PUTTING OFF FOR A WHILEOR A PIXAR MOVIE. THOSE ARE GOOD
>>13978865I demand a stream of Spawn the animated series.
I demand a stream of consciousness
Guys what if we had a Pony stream
>>13978865IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE A FUCKING GUESSING GAME THEN?!LAURENCE OF ARABIA!
>>13978873That sounds good, my sister was a big fan but I never watched it myselfSoon
>>13978844You know, it's been forever since I watched a lot of the Disney classics. I feel like watching Aladdin some of these days.>>13978879I watched that one day on youtube, and honestly I didn't think it was very good. Like the animation was great and it had a lot of style, but the story was more about everyone else than Spawn.Never read his comics tho.
>>13978854It's meant to be the CMC giving Pip a makeover (poorly), but I can't seem to get further than this>>13978864It was a request from an anon here, but I'd like to finish it
>>13978867Bah, keep drawing and one day it'll work out.I remember when I started drawing seriously, I started drawing my favorite pokemons. I really wanted to draw a Lucario, and tried, and tried, but each time I drew a correct-ish head i fucked up the body, and vice-versa.And each time I fucked up like that, I felt a deep shame that made me want to stop. But I still kept at it, and soon enough I didn't feel any shame at all.
>>13978894Is that you AppleDan?Keep your name on so I can filter you
>>13978894You should plan the whole drawing in advance, make a sketch with the CMC in it to see how you can position all the ponies in your piece.
>>13978894>taking a screenshot of a zoomed in picture>or resizing a picture to be biggerplease don't do that otherwise, it seems like you're off to a good start
>>13978905i thought you didn't want tripfags anon
http://www.tubegalore.com/search/?q=bronyAnyone have the other video?
Would you a slightly chubby human pone?
>>13978911I'd like to be able to filter people like you.
>>13978912>i see what you did there anon
>>13978894UmYou should sketch the whole thing before drawing it in
>>13978916>people like youWhat does that even mean
>>13978903But am I meant to ditch this one or end up with a shitty drawing>>13978908I did plan it out (it's why you only see two legs in that image), I just can't seem to continue without it being garbage>>13978910It isn't resized, it's just small because there's meant to be a lot going on in the final image
>>13978894Why did you upload it to imgur first?
>>13978913Yes, although I like my human pones a little quieter than that one.And a good deal chubbier. Jiggling comes into play.
>>13978916tuff shit anon, you all insisted I drop the trip
>>13978936I don't know who you are.I'm also not part of "you all" because that kobold looks like a fucking illustration. Nice.
>>13978936only for when you're not posting art
>>13978947How many new pokemon are we getting this gen?Do mega evolutions count if you can't catch them?
So yeah...uh pony feels kinda bad for having to say this but...Pony gave you pony AIDS
>>13978947Good god damn. That thing looks like it could tear a house apart.
>>13978953Only 70 new pokes not counting megas.
>>13978953>new pokemonDon't bother trying to keep up with it. They're probably releasing a whole new new gen by the time I finish this post.
>>13978957>Pony AIDS end up not being lethal to humansHah! Take THAT pony!
>>13978959Well, at least we're getting stuff that actually changes things up
>>13978957There's no such thing as pony AIDS. Or for that point, pony HIV. I researched this thoroughly before beginning my horsefucking.I think pony must be lying to me.
>>13978957Joke's on PonyI gave him the real AIDS
>>13978959>that fucking noseSOGEKING
>still no hearthstone keyFUCK
>>13978947Looks like X winsAgain
I want to cuddle Rumble sexually
>>13978981Y has the better charizard. Drought > Tough Claws.
>>13978982I want to cuddle Anon _________
>>13978982I want to cuddle __________;_;
>>13978982I would to, but not sexually.
>>13978962>hey guys, check behind that bush>wow, i just found 30 NEW pokemon>who knew there could be so many?
>>13978982To get to cuddle him at allMy one desire
>you will never have a cuddly rumble plushie
>>13978966It's magic AIDSIt's magically 10 times more shitty than real AIDS
>>13979015This is the main problem I have with the series. I can't really suspend my disbelief here.
>>13979046It better be life size if it does that.
>>13979024>you will never have a cuddly plushie of any colt/filly
>>13979050Eww, why would you want to cuddle fillies?Colts are way better.
>>13979043>tfw no more rumble/silver spoon
>>13979055>colts>better than fillies>ever
>>13979057I'll draw some this weekend.Maybe tonight if i'm not dead weight by then.
>>13979055You talking shit about my ponimouto?
>>13979061That filly with the glasses is so cuteThe grey one is okay, too.
>>13979024>you will never have a Rumble plushie that vibrates and giggles when you squeeze it>you will never have a happy colt snuggling with you underneath a comforter
>>13979051i would love to own her, but, its not that high of quality. Although, the over all shape/template looks good. The small details set it on the low mid in my book
>>13979065She's cute, but who would want to cuddle her?Cuddling is just one stop from being sexual. And fillies aren't for sexual.
>>13979081Rarity sees this when Dash isn't home. What does she do?
>>13979082FUCK YOU YES THEY ARE
>>13979082so you'd rather sexually a colt?
>>13979081That image is amazing, not just because it has a qt poni in in, but because the poni loves best poni as much as me and I want her merchandise.
>>13979086Masturbates into a jar and leaves it behind.
>>13979088>not wanting to sexually both
>>13979087Sweetie plsnot nownot when you grow upnot ever
>What's wrong Anon, why aren't you eating your food?
these threads aren't really about mlp, are they
>>13979111You kidding, I'd eat the fuck out of that.
>>13979117More posts are mlp related in some way than not
>>13979111I heard arthopods taste pretty similar to shellfish
>>13979102This is the only way I could really a male pony. If they're feminine and twinked to all hell. Maybe crossdressing a little.
>>13979117They are, now's just not a good time.
>>13979126>Hasbro gets fans' attention.gif
>>13979117sure, baby, what ever you want(cat herding is fun)
>>139791420/10 attached to Nanaki
>>13979117There was a time, believe it or not, when mlpg had all types of discussions going, including show discussions.Now not so much.
>>13979126>Fighting Ornstein and Smough.gif
>>13979142yep, that's a dick
>>13979133Kind of like this?http://24.media.tumblr.com/ffba6badcc59525a360c990027256d0e/tumblr_mufz3oP9Qd1rbfcv5o1_1280.jpg
>>13979142>literally half as long
>>13979168You are not 3.5", Anon.
>>13979178I'm guessing you don't then. Alright I won't.
>>13979183That shit is old.
>>13979168Want a blowjob?
>tfw average>thw no-one fetishises your dick
it's comic con today I think
>>13979183I remember that guy.
>>13979183thanks for the nostalgia
I don't like it when Rumble is shipped since it feels like it's just people using him as a self insert to ship themselves to a filly or colt
>>13979188Fuck you you know what i meantI'd rail Twinkie Belle like he was born for itThen I'd tease him until he was a gibbering mess and leaking like crazygoing to bed now because I had to rewrite this five times
>>13979206Anon, really, you're giving me a boner, no joke. I love guys like you
>>13979207I think I like OCs more than using a show character
>>13979208I don't think I could a colt Sweetie.
>>13979207>Implying I don't ship myself with Rumble
>>13979207>not shipping him with you
>>13979215If we're talking about an actual colt Sweetie Belle and not some shitty OC, I think he'd be fun to be around.
>tfw can't fet a decent cock pick because of belly and hairWell, time to shave at least
>>13979212I don't blame you.
>>13979208What if he was born for it? His cutie mark is being railed
>>13979207I don't like Rumble
>>13979235Neat, but I think you got crossposted with /tg/ there
>>13979242>His cutie mark is a railroad spike being nailed in
>>13979224They'd both be oc's.
>>13979272I see what you mean, but I'd rather have a genderbent Sweetie Belle actually act like Sweetie Belle instead of just a wanton cock slut.
FAT SEED FAT SEED
>>13979210do you want me to post it
Pony wants to achieve its final form.
>>13979312If you're that same guy from yesterday I wanted to say I half agree with you and type out why, but I had to do work. Same situation right now.
>>13979337Does pony have its megavolution stone?
>>13979335I'd rather see it in person, but go right ahead
>>13979343pony says that mega evolutions are a stupid idea and that GF should've just gone with normal evolutions for pokemon that needed them.
>>13979352but we're so ded, what better than a dick to spice things uppenis is practically the same thing as pony anyways
>>13979360Pony is an idiot
>>13979370my little penis
LK plschubby kobold girls when
>>13979388lewd too pls
>>13979388Everyone draws koboldsI'd like to see cute Myconids instead.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTRFz8eIc6sAmnesia: Space edition
>>13979335Please anon, don't tease mewe could talk on skype or steam if you want
>>13979388Chubby how?And how chubby?
>>13979402>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTRFz8eIc6sIs that that moon game?
>>13979400i used to draw those as a kidkobolds are cuter
>>13979406Fuck off. You gay fags are the worst.
>>13979402nope nope nope nope
>>13979431>bi>ask for dicksAgain, go fuck off somewhere else. Maybe the /lgbt/
>>13979412oh jeez levelperhaps she was captured by a very lewd sorcerer
>>13979436But if I were asking rediv to post tits you'd be all over itYOU fuck off anon
>>13979444No, rediv can go fuck herself too. I agree with him.>>>/soc/
>>13979444Not him, but I'd rather just not see anyone post any part of themselvesYou could make a thread on /unf/ or something, please, that's kinda what it's for
>>13979444If Rediv does that, I would tell her to go fuck off to /soc/At least she kept that shit to herself, unlike you gayfags.
>>13979460Your whining is just as obnoxious, maybe you should just report and ignore or fuck off to /q/
>>13979465Broke, no one care about your dick either. YOU can go fuck off to stream.
>>13979406this would be easier without the MLPG stigma and I agree it's out of place hereI guess I'd post it on unf if there were an appropriate thread but there isn't
Ignoring the gay shitposters, what is your favorite cutest pony.
>>13979471That is a cute sketch.
I'm going to marry Sweetie Belle!
>>13979481Rumble's been discussed already, so i'll go with second cutest. Miss Spoon.
>>13979481leek pone is pretty cute
>>13979486She is too young, anon.
>>13979479So if you have a way to talk, I'd still be up for it. /unf/ isn't meant for this really, it's for stuff directly related to mlp.
>>13979167artists should be fined for drawing butts like that on male pones
>>13979496She's old enough and I want to make her the happiest little filly in the world.
>>13979509404 not found
Oh Sweetie...I swear I'll either make you real or make myself real in your world and then hug you
>>13979501NO SORRY I AM SCARED AND DID NOT THINK THIS THROUGHhere's some gay ponies for your trouble you faggot
>>13979518it hurts that she isn't real
>>13979526We can still talk if you want, always nice to meet new people, I'll keep myself in check and maybe we can vidya some time, or talk about whatever.
Look at this cute pony I foundShe's so much better than your pony
>>13979496I can wait. I can wait for all the time that I need to.
>>13979559I'd simply be a big brother figure.
>>13979533I want to say no because it feels weird but if I keep that attitude I'll never meet new people so let's goare you in the steam group?
>>13979539How is it possible to be this wrong?
>>13979575one day I'm going to tattoo FUCK on my neck
>>13979554apple jack recolor
>>13979568Sadly no, I haven't made much of an effort to connect with people until recently
>>13979539Where'd you find that pony?In the dumpster? My pony, this gorgeous mare right here, I imported her straight from France. All I wanted was an adorable pony, but what a got was a super cute fashion designer. I have new clothes every single day.What can your pony do? Be ugly?
The Little Pony101 PoniesThe pony and the ponySnow ponySleeping ponyPony, the flying pony
>>13979562That works for me too.But being her boyfriend would be the greatest thing.
>>13979607The Pony KingThe Pony of Notre Dame
>>13979610>But being her boyfriend would be the greatest thing.Being her husband would be even better.
>>13979402Routine will shit all over that game.
>>13979610>>13979530>tfw we don't do cute things like this anymore
>>13979607The Great Pony DetectiveThe Reluctant PonyPony PanPony in Wonderland
>>13979593well, the alternative is one of us posting their name
>>13979568Which one is the group? >RAPE?
>>13979621We could.It's like no one really tries anymore, but I'm sure if you get the ball rolling you could get people to followup.
>>13979633>>13979621fuck offif it's not sexy, don't bother
>>13979631I could just make an alt steam name, then give you my actual one
Seeing two anons awkwardly try to flirt with each other through spoilered text is adorably gay.It's like reading a badly written romance novel. It's entertaining and cute.
>>13979644It's really cute to watch
>>13979632with the CANCER pone, yesget in the group chat
>>13979644Truly... Hidden desires and flirtatious, sneaky romance is... quite a sight to behold.
>>13979644YOU'RE THE REASON WHY MAKING FRIENDS IS HARD
I was bored so I decided to come up with some OC ideas. I can't draw so I doubt these will ever be more than just ideas, but still, it was fun snowballing these ideas with myself.Spoilered because my ideas are terrible.Lovestruck: An energetic Unicorn obessed with finding her special some/pony. She's really obsessive and clingy, so that freaks stallions out a lot. Her special talent is matchmaking. Even though she can't seem to find her special some/pony she is really good at hooking other ponies up. Her cutie mark is a heart with an arrow stuck through itRazzmatazz: An Earth pony who loves magic. He obviously can't use any real, unicorn magic, but he can (badly) do cheap tricks like card tricks and pulling things from his hat. He loves entertaining young ponies because they're the only ones that seem to enjoy his tricks. His cutie mark is two playing cardsStardust: A Pegasus that loves music of all genres. She's really friendly, but will never stop talking if you get her started on music. She can play a variety of instruments, but her taste in music is kind of odd, so it's hard to find people that like her music. Her dream is to start her own band and become famous so she can travel around Equestria entertaining ponies worldwide. Her qtmark is a red lightning bolt with a blue outlineThis also got me wondering if any other non-artist/writers here have come up with OCs just for the sake of it.
>>13979659You're the one being adorable
>>13979662they're shitfuck off
>>13979659Really, it's super cute. I hope these guys do become friends. Best friends even.
>>13979662ShitKinda shit but can be entertaining Third is boring
>>13979659>tfw no friends
>>13979677I can tell by the price that this is the Hot Topic cover.
>>13979643that's fine tooHURRY UP THEY'RE WATCHING
>>13979685Indeed it is. I'm not sure who that pony by the barrel is, any ideas?
>>13979684If you have a steam/last.fm/skype and you're alright with someone that doesn't start conversations often (I like for other people to initiate conversations with me) I'll totally be your friend
>>13979679I hope they become "very good friends" :3
>>13979667>>13979680How can I make them not shit?The idea was to keep them simple as possible.
>>13979692I can't start conversations to save my life.
>>13979688Would you be scared away if I was hotglueanon?
>>13979688Go go go, be awesome friends
>>13979692this is the only cadence picture I have
>>13979701don't botherunless it's a sex/fetish oc, a humor oc or an oc disguised as a canon character it''s going to be ignored
>>13979688You can do it, guys! I believe in you!>>13979702The only reason I don't like starting conversations is because I'm always too worried I'll catch them at a bad time and they don't want to talk or I'll not know what to say to them.But if it's just two awkward guys that suck at starting conversations, what's there to be worried about?
>>13979701I'm not good at those kind of things man.But the problem is that the first one has been done to death.The third one just sounds boring, don't know what you could do with it.The second one sounds kinda interesting depnding what you do with him. I mean make him a young colt that never gives up and then whenever he has a small success even if it;'s meaningless it's still one of the best moments of his life or something/Sorry I can't help you more.
>>13979711noI'd be more scared if you were a drawfag
>>13979736>what's there to be worried about?everything
>>13979748they are the most prolific gayfags though
>>13979736you're pretty cute too
How many Pinkie Pies have you murdered today?
>>13979766none of themthey all murdered me
>>13979748Alright, ponyhotglue on steam
"I like reading horror stories."- said no one ever in front of their elementary class
You and your waifu are casually walking to a control point when a pyro suddenly appears, lights your waifu on fire, airblasts her into a corner and pulls out his axtinguisher.What do
>>13979783Slowly back up and watch how my waifu turns him/her/it inside out with her magic
>>13979781But I love horror storiesI did in elementary school too
You're driving around town with your waifu, when suddenly FUCKING SPETSNAZ What do?
>>13979755It's not like I bite or anything. I just want to try to talk about music and vidya and play video games with you.I have bad as shit social-anxiety and I found putting your self in situations that scare the hell out of you really do help. It gives you that "these people aren't hurting or judging me" mentality and that's a really good way to put your mind at ease>>13979764Not as cute as you, anon.
>>13979781Everyone always made fun of me in the third grade for reading goosebumps and doing book reports on goosebumps.
>>13979781Speaking of which, has Aspirant said what time that'll start on Saturday?>>13979826Fuck yes, Goosebumps was the best, especially the pick-a-path ones.
>>13979805Nothing because I can't drive.
>>13979853nice hairstyleterrible anthro
>>13979853I'm going to fap to this later.
>>13979739Any input is appreciated so thanks.I just have some semi-decent OCs if I ever do decide to take up drawing pone.
Have you guys read this yet? I don't keep up with Non-H doujins so I don't know if this one is new or not.http://exhentai.org/g/637242/e0366da8ff/?p=1
>>13979783Blast her with one of my many bottles of marshmallow pony candy flavoured semen everyone else keeps calling "mad milk"
>>13979873Yeah, it's been story-timed here.Are those all the Rumble pictures you have, man?
>>13979884I have a total of 20 Rumble pictures.I never saved a lot of pictures of him because he's not my favorite colt
>>13979899There's a new one with Rarity.
>>13979908I'll never understand water works.
>>13979900>he's not my favorite colt
>>13979916That is horrible and you hsould feel horrible
>>13979918I don't either, but I love the way that guy draws vaginas >>13979928Pip is my favorite.
>>13979644>>13979679>>13979692>>13979736>>13979819You still around?I want more friends
I love Princess Twilight Sparkle.
I'm going to marry Princess Celestia!