Previous Story>>13964384Because Rainbow Dash went too fast and hurt herself in one of her stunts, she would have to find something to pass the time during her stay in the hospital. Did you like how the story focus on the the character, Daring Do, for the most of the episode? Would you consider that reading was a nice addition to Dash's character? Is there anything that you would like to add to this episode?
My favorite egghead.
>>13968500>mlp comic implies twilghts mom is the author of the daring do books>we will never get a "meet you idols" episode and EVERYONE expects dash to want to meet the wonderbolts, but nope - she goes to talk to twilight's mom about the books instead because she's already MET the wonderbolts several times now>this conversation happens visibly in the background so we don't hear twi mom's voice, continuing the running gag of twilight's parents beign nothing but cardboard cameos
>>13968510Do you think they hear that one often?
>>13968500Read It and Weep was a good episode. I wouldn't change anything about it.
>>13968500It's one of my favourites. Plus, the moral was something really neat for little kids that might watch the show.What a cute little egghead
>>13968531Good, I hate how they're making literally every member of Twilight's family into the 1%mary sue faggots
Blue little legs
What of MegaPone?
Ahuizotl was an interesting character.I have to say, I hadn't pegged him as a Bond villain before he spoke, though.>>13968540All told, their faces aren't generally that long, even Celestia's isn't too pronounced.
>>13968548>This mad over superior waifu genetics
>>13968566I dunno, they seem kinda elongated to me.
I-i don't know if that's what friends are for, pony...
>>13968554CRICKETY CRACK DOWN THE TRACKIT'S KICKY LITTLE LEGS
>>13968566I wonder if they'll introduce other creatures from other mythologies. Ahuizotl was a pleasant surprise for me
>>13968581I say, I don't recall that episode!
>>13968589Come on anon, give her a hand.
>>13968600they won'tlittle girls might get confused or scared
>>13968589>you'll never help her out of those boxers with your teeth
>>13968622I have perfectly functional hands why on earth would I use my teeth>>13968615it's sad that lauren had to fight hasbro to keep luna in the show because they thought that she might be too scary for little girls
>>13968632What? Lauren didn't even want Luna in the show in the first place. She wanted her to "die" with NMM.
>>13968632>Why on earth wouldn't I use my teethReally anon? Are we seriously going to have to have this conversation?
>>13968600It'd be nice. Heck, it'd be nice to have some more D&D monsters if nothing else.
>>13968602That's a shame; it was a pretty good episode. They all had to go visit the Old Unicorns and Twilight had to cast a spell on everyone so they wouldn't stick out too much. It was cute!
>>13968640[citation not even needed because you're trying too hard]
>>13968644Anon quit being so lewd, she just wants a breeze down there.
>>13968656But where are their beards?
>>13968632Because it's more erotic.And it gets your face closer to her groin so you can give her a good tongue-lashing once all that fabric is out of the way.
>>13968657Okay anon you don't have to believe the truth, jeez.
>>13968656I never got the appeal of drawing the pones like mythological unicorns- they aren't supposed to be them. They are unicorn PONIES, not old earth unicorns
>>13968531It'll happen some day. Daring Do have its places in the series and I would expect to see more of it soon.
>>13968652>D&D monsters if nothing else.That'd be cool as well
>>13968665Twilight didn't know about the beards when she cast the spell; that's how they were found out, remember? I swear, it's like I'm the only one that remembers the episode.
sweaty athletic shorts
>Wanting to pull her boxers off with your teethThat's gross man. She probably doesn't change them often if she needs help getting out of them
>>13968678Why do people draw the ponies as cats, or bears, or goats? Because it's fun!
>>13968589This This is nice
>>13968640>>13968657That was Lauren's original idea, that the Elements of Harmony would have killed Nightmare Moon and Luna along with her. There was going to be more social upheaval for Canterlot and Equestria in later seasons.But Lauren worked in committee; that's how we ended up with Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo, after all. She abandoned the Luna dying angle pretty early, and her next idea was for Luna to still feel like she was in Celestia's shadow a bit, to help little girls who relate to that situation with their own family. And she was supposed to go with the idea that "dark != bad"
>>13968589>>13968612>>13968646is this pony for sexual?
>>13968589I'M GONNA COME.
>>13968707what fanfiction is this from???
>>13968715What'ya mean? You're already here anon.
>>13968683I wanna see this episode.
>>13968500Rainbow Dash is reliving herself as Daring Do while stuck in the hospital so the fact Daring Do is a palette swap makes sense.On the other hand, Derpy can also be palette swapped to Rainbow Dash and vica versa so it's probably best not to overthink such things.Read It And Weep was one of the highlights of Season 2 for sure.
>>13968589>>13968713Pony is always for sexualNoHooves said he would do a nsfw version
>>13968548>no family can be successful everDo you have some deep-seated issues, anon?
>>13968678>I never got the appealJust one more reason you'll never be able to become a pony.
>>13968571Are we talking about Rarity or what?
>>13968730Punch horse is not for futa
>>13968741where her erection is straining the fabric of her boxer shorts?
>>13968683>twilight>not knowing about somethingOOC fanon garbagetwilight is a perfect princess who was able to solve a problem in a magic spell within a day that another pony could not do in his entire lifetime despite being the foremost expert in history on magic
>>13968540Okay, reveal to me your secrets. How do you know what the full unabbreviated file name is?
I know there's no stopping it, but it seems a bit disrespectful to draw porn of another artist's work when they expressed that they would like people to not do that.
>Ylvis>Ylvis everywhere>In fox suitsWell. At least one good thing came of this.I don't have to be ashamed of my fursuit anymore. That shit's mainstream now.
>>13968758celestia already knew how to solve the spellshe sent it to twilight so she could become an alicorn for doing itthat's how tests work anonymous
>>13968769fuck off nohooves
>>13968751But those are not ponies anon, which was my entire pointThey are like the opposite of ponies
>>13968757He said it would be a vagina.
>>13968688It's not like you're stuffing the whole thing into your mouth.Just grip the hem with your teeth and give it a little tug.
>>13968757Hide gay posts.Ignore gay posts.Filter gay posts.
>>13968769Just for that I'm going to commission 0r0 to draw like, a ton of Butterfly pone porn.
>>13968773>celestia already knew how to solve the spell
>>13968778Man, the stallions in this show are really fucking cute.
>>13968756Fuck is that supposed to mean?
>>13968589she's actually kind of cute if she's drawn correctly
>>13968790No skin off my bones, it's not like she's my character.And you couldn't afford 0r0.
>>13968758>within a dayI think it's implied that there is a passage of time during MMC
>>13968792Yes, yes they are!
There are way too many artist I wish would draw pony pron at least once in their life.http://i.imgur.com/ksuetWq.jpg
>>13968804>Implying I don't have that dosh.I will even pay him more to add a complicated background so his rabbit cannot be shopped out.
>>13968769I would agree. But it's suggestive, not porn. But I like thing and drawing is how I express that inner desire. Also Anonymous peer pressured me into it.I could draw porn of your OC next if you'd like (or dislike)
>>13968792They're ponies, all the fucking ponies are cute.
>>13968813Well, if you don't like watching the show, I don't know what else there is for you.
>>13968805>i-it's implied!fuck off
>>13968815You'd like to suck off those lemony balls, wouldn't you?
>>13968769Endii doesn't want people to draw her at all. Because he hates his own creation.
>>13968827except celestia never said thathere's my citation: the showyour turn
>>13968831>not implying your implicationsdon't be implicit
>>13968828That's a very cute pony.
>>13968770What is an Ylvis?
>>13968845It's our creation, now. We named her. We wrote fanfics of her. We drew porn of her. We gave her life. Endii was only a mere martyr in the grand scheme of things...
>>13968828AHHHHH it's coming right for us!>>13968843That is rather lewd, anonymous
>>13968831Watch the episode again anon. Do you think things would become in such a state of disrepair within a day of their cutiemarks changing
>>13968823>>13968823>But I like thing and drawing is how I express that inner desire.Nothing wrong with that. I think disrespectful was maybe the wrong word to use in this situation. And I hope I didn't come off as rude by saying that.>I could draw porn of your OC next if you'd likeMy OC only exist as a concept.
>>13968868>any town that the flower ponies live in>Do you think things would become in such a state of disrepair within a dayyes
>>13968859A it's ______________google
>>13968831>if I can't observe something it doesn't exist!you fuck off NBS
>>13968874>tfw Tess is ded and hats us
why that blue pegasus so majestic?
>>13968819>http://i.imgur.com/ksuetWq.jpgI can only fap to the upper half of this image... the bottom half is beyond my powerlevels and dips into squick for me.
>>13968849noI have no idea what an ylvis is either
>>13968877it's an abstract kind of OC?
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I'M GOING TO FUCK ALL THE PONIES
>>13968860...There's Butterfly fanfiction?
>>13968917ALL THE PONIES ARE FUCKING ME
>>13968914Why does pone's butt have pimples
>>13968893I can understand why someone would be offended by using the word rape in a joking matter because rape is a very serious issue for both men and women.If someone ask me to stop or tells me that my use of the word makes them uncomfortable I will stop, but I will continue to use that and other jokes like it when I'm in the presence of people that don't really care.
>>13968907No I'm just lazy and lack the skills to draw it.So its design, personality, etc only exist in my head.
>>13968888What the ffffffuu.....http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=jofNR_WkoCE
>>13968897I have 13 grand in expendable income.Don't tempt me.
>>13968831it is implied
>>13968892Why does everyone have such bad taste in music except for me and the people I'm friends with on last.fm?
>>13968890we'll see who's laughing when you cease to exist (it won't be you)
>>13968963fuck off octavia you're a fictional character you don't even HAVE EARS
>>13968899What about this onehttp://i.imgur.com/gHmsTA2.jpg
>>13968986Fuck I love Blaziken
>>13968963One behalf of Norway i apologize profusely for the existence of this song.Have something nice to clean your ears withhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Brg9X2QFF6Q
im so tired
>>13969022princesses with fat butts
>>13969026-man with dementia
>>13969031princesses with plump breasts
I wish hyperspermiastackanon was my boyfriend/fuckbuddyI want to get my stomach filled
>>13968922I don't even know what a Butterfly pony looks like. Someone should post a pic of her.
>>13968963>>13968999It's a joke songWhy does no one except for me have any kind of sense of humor
pony left the stove on while asleep
>>13969059but it's not funny either
No guys seriouslyAre there fapfics of butterfly
>>13969058she's right there >>13968646 , stupid.
>>13968938Why do the apples have so many cute filliesthey are hoarding them
pony is bored
What happened that made MT want to cry?DID ONE OF YOU FAGGOTS SAY SOMETHING TO HER?I SWEAR ON MY MOTHER I'LL KILL YOU
>>13969074The view count is kind of funny
>>13968986>http://i.imgur.com/gHmsTA2.jpgI'm in that muddled part of my mind where it has all the necessary ingredients to be hot but my libido refuses to budge.Also, it's not a pony.
>>13969088As is your face
>>13968999This is really nice.I don't dabble a lot in classical music, but I think I should really get into it.>>13969059Something being a joke song doesn't excuse it from being terrible. It's even worse when it's not funny at all.
>>13969087*handles .50cal barrett and combat shotty*
>>13969087her dad caught her twerking
>>13969101>terribleGonna need you to extrapolate that
>>13969026That's a cute Pinkie Pie. I really like the eyes.>>13969076You don't have to insult me, how was I supposed to know the boxing pony's name was Butterfly? It only makes sense if you know the aphorism "Float like a Butterfly sting like a bee" in advance and you already know that's the correct.You're calling me stupid for not knowing something I had no way of possibly knowing prior to this thread.
Pony with unusual markings on their coat
>>13969124Wow, completely generic porn
>>13968995I love this artist.>>13969098You're really hard to pleasehttp://i.imgur.com/4hlJchA.png
>>13969131can it also be unusual hats?
>>13969125Fine, I'm a stupid dumb unclever uncute pony. Are you happy now?
>>13969119grow a thicker skin, stupid.
>>13969138this artist is in fact pleasingname?
>>13969138>pulled back cockWHAT IS THE NAME FOR THIS?I WANTED TO REQUEST SOMETHING WITH IT BUT IT TOOK TOO LONG TO DESCRIBE PROPERLY
>>13969151can I ask you about drawing pedophile horse porn?
>>13969131Would you consider Pipsqueak unusual?
>>13969131Isn't that Epona?
>>13969082Pony should play.
>>13969116>Terrible (Adj.)early 15c., "causing terror, frightful," from Old French terrible(12c.)from Latin terribilis "frightful,"
>>13969151BCS, I have a fetish for homely girlsPost more pics
Normal horse coats look really dumb on little ponies.
>>13969169He clearly is, hes the only pony in the show with a coat consisting of more than one color
>>13969169If he is he's a low tier unusual. I'd trade him for keys.
>>13969138>http://i.imgur.com/4hlJchA.pngYes, this is very acceptable. I'll be saving this for later.
>>13969179 Even this?>>13969131It's pretty cute.
>>13969175>no cute, playful batpony girlfriendwhy am I even alive
>>13969191bullshit. pipsqueak is at least 3 earbuds
>>13969167If you want.
>>13969184>an one colorWhy does Lyra hate boys so much?
>>13969184Remember, Pipsqueak is cannonically from pony bongistan, so
>>13969225In my headcanon, Lyra loves human dicks.I'd draw it if it wasn't 5 PM but at best, I could only write a story and not get funny looks at this hour.
>>13969242Would you two stay up all night talking about dicks?
>>13969253Mewball wants his mommygo get her
>>13969253OH MY GOD I WANT TO TICKLE HIS HOOVES AND LICK HIS BUTT
>>13969265that is not unf anonthat is the opposite of unf
>>13969273Can you at least post a link instead of spamming us with /r9k/ shit
>>13969213Such a terrible feel.
WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?
>>13969175>>13969082>>>/mlp/bat poniesif you aren't going to post the actual canon bat ponies from the show, then fuck off
>>13969286LYRA IS UNF
>>13969156Zeeman.I love the way he does faces the most. If he did pony stuff I would die.http://i.imgur.com/CzTUjh6.jpg>>13969158There's no name for it as far as I know of.Why not just say "pulling his cock between his hind legs" or something when you want to describe it?
>>13969253Who is his mommy?
>>13969253is that intentional gaybait?because it's working.
>>13969285I...I don't think that's legal anon.
>>13969253Is it just dressed in belts?
>>13969297ugghh my godI want to my shading to look as good as this guysi need his secrets
>>13969318>the ultimate JRPG protagonist
>>13969286Wrong, mother/son incest is one of the BIGGEST unfsEspecially when the son is shy/reserved and the mother is aggressive
>>13969318it's a JRPG character
>>13969297I just want to give her a big hug and play with her ear-tuftsand maybe kiss a little
>>13969325>Draw flat colors>Make a new layer using the flats as a clipping mask>Shade flats in hard dark lines with 100% opacity>Go over those to make the soft shades with a soft round brush at 30% opacity, making sure to step the edges of the hard shading out a bit>Now do the lights in a soft brush>Then the "core" darks or the darkest darks on top of all that>Then whatever color variation from light sources/skin you want to add using a soft or hard light filterBam
>spamming tumblr femenist shitinto le filter it goes.png
>>13969333brother/sister is better.especially little brother/big sister.
>>13969286You should have your unf privileges taken away. for shame.
>>13969230I cannot stand anyone that complains about the friendzone.Most girls like guys who are forward, if you're not forward or assertive of course she's going to always see you as a friend. A lot of relationships usually start out with partners being friends too so it's not like you don't have a chance.But what gets me the most is that people like this seem to think there's something wrong with just being friends. Sometimes people aren't that into you or don't want a friendship to go beyond that. There's absolutely nothing wrong with this. It's like taking their friendship for granted and saying it's not good enough. Not pony.
>>13969362Could you draw Rainbow Dash wearing glasses?
>>13969325how about getting standards first
>>13969341awkward nervous pones are incredibly cute>>13969362but we are not beb, we are just lazy as of late
>>13969252It would be fun to stay up talking about dicks with Lyra... I wonder if she likes foreskin too... wait, MLPG, what are you getting me to admit to now!?
>tfw AB is dead >tfw Apple hats us>tfw BDF is ded>tfw Caluriri is ded>tfw Changelingbro is ded >tfw Cheshire hats us >tfw ciircuit hats us>tfw Corwin is ded>tfw Creepy Curse is ded>tfw Dafty is ded >tfw Dalapony is ded>tfw Disco hats us >tfw Don.ko is ded >tfw Endii was killed by MSOB>tfw Gypsymagic is ded >tfw Hoppip is ded >tfw Jalm is ded>tfw Jailbait is ded>tfw Javkiller is ded>tfw Klondike hats us>tfw Kloudmutt hats us>tfw Kraut is dead>tfw LK is ded>tfw lolip hats us>tfw Megasweet hats us>tfw Mocha hats us >tfw Moe is ded >tfw Moophins is ded >tfw MiLes is ded >tfw Metals is in jail >tfw Nithirian is ded>tfw Noel hats us >tfw No-Ink hats us>tfw NPA is ded >tfw NTSTS hats us >tfw Obsidian is ded>tfw PHN hats us >tfw Peanus is ded>tfw PNGLN hats us>tfw PS is ded>tfw Reu hats us >tfw Rubro is ded >tfw Scherzo hats us >tfw Shout hats us >tfw Smile hats us >tfw TAW is ded>tfw Tess hats us >tfw Tex hats us >tfw Unity is ded
>>13969364>Make a new layer using the flats as a clipping maskthis is where things become to difficult for meI doint even know what a clipping mask is
>>13969382that ship makes me too jealous to enjoy it
>>13969408It's alright BCS, I'm sure you can both talk about the little subtlety's that you both like. Maybe you can parlay that into trading intimate stories.
>>13969304>http://i.imgur.com/CzTUjh6.jpg>that new fox pokemon thingunf
>>13969413Why isn't taw hats usBecause he clearly doesn't like us that much anymore.
>>13969399>length vs girthwhat do you choose?
>>13969376>people should stay friends with me after I totally emotionally crushed them>because I am just that greatMaybe they don't like constantly being reminded of it.
>>13969428Have you really not been paying attention?They have a fucking molestation simulator built right in
>>13969378Sure why not
>>13969414If you're using photoshop, ctrl alt g. It basically tells the computer "I'm putting masking tape around everything that's not colored on this layer, anything I draw should only show up on top of those colors."
>>13969197>that eyeoh hell no
>>13969376>It's like taking their friendship for granted and saying it's not good enough.it's like that because that's exactly what it is is, entitlement.
>>13969428It's really cutehttp://i.imgur.com/DrT1Ibs.png
>>13969459photoshop.i can see those filters and brushes from a mile away.
>>13969460Oh and sorry, the flats colors themselves should be set to multiply so it allows the black lines to show OVER those colors.
>>13969431Celestia.Not because of length or girth though
>>13969459>filenameIt's pretty obvious it's Photoshop
Can someone tell that black guy with the dreds i know this stuff already?
>>13969449I really haven't. I don't even know where my mother hid my money so I can't even get a copy of the game...((this is hell... I managed to escape this situation once before... my mom has schizophrenia... but I'm right back where I started, helpless and with most of my rights held hostage again and drawing ponies my only escape from thinking about it too much.))
And he read from the ancient text"One shall rise who knows not who he is."Who will be the next drawfag MLPG deserves
>>13969490>>13969473uugghhh I fucking hate photoshop how does anyone make nice lines in that program
>>13969497my mother held onto my money for me but then spent most of it
>>13969459Never used sai so can't tell you, I'm sure it's the same concept but I can't give you the play by play.
>>13969376>It's like [...] saying it's not good enough.Because it isn't. Unless it was just a "I'm bored, wanna fuck?" proposal-thing.
>>13969497I'm getting it at midnight.Tell me what starter I should get, Fire, Grass, or Water and I'll name it BCS
>>13969440>emotionally crushedWhat are you even talking about? If someone is such a terrible person do hurt you that much why would you even want to be with them in the first place? Not everyone is going to be attracted to you or want to pursue a relationship with you. People need to accept that and move on. They are plenty of girls/guys out there, and harping over one person that never showed any interest in you is just going to fuck you up
>>13969511A steady hand and quick, confident strokes? Or the pen tool, right click, stroke with brush failing that.
Rule34because everything has a penis
>>13969505nobody this goddamn place is shit stay out or i will personally make you wish you weren't here
>>13969505>Who will be the next drawfag MLPG deserves>the drawfag MLPG deservesI remember when that was Kraut.And that was way over a year ago.
>>13969497Why are you even living with your mom/parents again then? I thought you were engaged or somethingSorry I have not been keeping up ony my trip drama
>>13969497while i was gone for a bit my mother sold my car for about 1/3rd of what it was worth and kept all the money
>>13969540I don't know what things you've been searching for...
>>13969532They aren't a terrible person for rejecting you. Would be worse if they faked it and played along and then ditched you after a while.Also I think you understood me wrong. The "moving on" thing is exactly what they should do. That also involves not crawling back to the person that rejected them every single day if they can't handle it.What annoyed me was the "You should still be 'my friend' and act like this never happened" line.Because that's equally retarded to the friendzone shit.
pony is kill
>>13969550I have always wanted to see a picture of Rarity fitting her mom for some new pants or Rarity and her mom comparing ass sizes
>>13969541>implying I don't already wish I wasn't here>implying the only way out of here isn't death
all it takes is practice and a little help
Maybe i should drawbut i'm so tired, i just want to collapse on my bed
>>13969556Her fiancee is a washed up furry with about as much moneyI don't even know why they're getting married if they're just going to sleep around with other furriesOH WAITI KNOWFOR THE FREE BENEFITS
>>13969588Being alive also helps
Will applejack ever get some character development? She's barely changed in three seasonsTwilight is a completely different person
>>13969621I would so read her a bedtime story.
>>13969621Could you draw Rarity's mom being pretty?
>>13969588i don't like people helping me
>>13969621That's a very cute dork
>>13969625Remember her hot minute?I laughed the whole way through.
>>13969621Now she needs to throw up because those aren't her glasses
Yo who wants to help me out!I'm trying to come up with a fun halloween themed drawing to sell at upcoming cons. I'm fairly sure it's gonna have Luna, obviously, but I'm having trouble thinking of something that'll both sell well at a brony con, and not be terribly pandering. I was thinking about something with Scoots in her wolf costume, admiring Luna who has on a similar costume except extremely more extravagant. I think people would like a majestic wolf(or other animal) costume luna. Ideas?
>>13969593>tired as fuck whenever I want to do something>close to falling asleep>"I'll just go to bed then">as soon as I'm under the bed sheet I'm fully awake againI hate everything
>>13969621Adorablei just noticed how weird pony ears are
>>13969626>Implying she wouldn't read you a bedtime story>Implying she wouldn't read you the entire Daring Doo series>Every time you doze off she wakes you up and insists this is the best part!
>>13969629>Rarity's Mom>being prettyThat's a... um... pretty tall order there...
>>13969628Are there any butts that AREN'T meh to you?
>>13969643Whenever that happens i just get back up and do the things i wanted to do.
>>13969628Nightmare Moon's butt?
>>13969652WE'RE ENEMIES NOW
>>13969657That doesn't work because as soon as I start I'm tired again.I think I broke my brain.
>>13969652WHOA WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING SON
>>13969636too bad its not canon
>>13969652Do you have something against milfs?Or chubby milfs?
>>13969641Luna knotting celestia with her majestic wolf cock
>>13969629*cough*I'm not a miracle worker
>>13969652I'm starting to warm to you, you seem like a pretty cool pone
>>13969664That sounds like fatigue.Are you working hard all day?
>>13969641Never be creative!
>>13969659Unf. Tiny butt.
>>13969679Not really. Not anymore at least, I used to two years ago.
i used to be a massive futafag but now my main fetish is hot girls fucking guys in the ass with strapon.does this mean i am starting to turn less gay?
>>13969675>those eyes>that color>that mane>that outfit>those earings>that voiceNIGGA SHE PRETTY AS HELL I DIDN'T EVEN NEED TO MENTION HER AMAZING ASS THAT BARELY FITS INTO THOSE PANTS
>>13969666just because something sucks doesn't mean it isn't canon.if things worked like that then half of s3 would be non-canon.
>>13969687Gay either way
CRUDE STEW DO YOU FEEL IT APPLEBLOOM
>>13969687it's just a phase
>>13969696FUCK YEAH, A TINY MEASURE OF JUSTICE
>>13969692>horrid cellulite flabby middle aged woman
>>13969652>>13969675You're my nigga nowRarity's mom is about as pretty as a sparklehorse OC
>>13969625Applejack will get her development when she becomes an alicorn princess.
>>13969692I do not have an image at present to express my disbelief with your post but this is what pretty mares look like.
Describe your favorite pony without mentioning what she looks like, what her job is, or what she does in the story.Describe it as if you're talking to someone who's never watched MLP.
>>13969686Do you make sure you get your iron and vitamins? Do your cardio?Chronic fatigue is typically a result of not doing that.
>>13969687It's still pretty gay, I wouldn't get my hopes up if I were you.
>>13969692Ponies aren't supposed to have big asses. those are only attractive on humans. Humans are the only guys with pronounced buttocks.
>>13969683B-but I want to be creative!I want to draw ponies with creativity AND ponies that bronies will give me money for! At the same time!
>>13969610What with it?
>>13969687Nope, it's still pretty gay, jusy in a different way
>>13969652FINALLYRarity's mom is uglier than derpy
>>13969687That's not gay that's just weirdass
>>13969687Strapons, futa, I just love the stuff.I swear to god every video I've seen of a girl pegging a guy the girl showed more skill, energy, and passion than any guy I've seen fucking a girl.It's just amazing. Like they were meant to have dicks or something.
>>13969667No, I just think Rarity's mom is not my type.
>>13969710>not liking sparkles
>>13969737Oh, you're finally using it then?
I'd let Rarity peg me.Fuck, I'd let her do ANYTHING to me
>>13969734hope should be arrested for having thighs at that age
>>13969723It's not a deficiency symptom, already had that checked by my Doc.I only do cardio once per week but additionally lift on three days - that should work too, shouldn't it?
>>13969698half of season 3 was funded byt HOT TOPIC
>>13969721She's shyThat's about it
>>13969755would you drink her horse semen?
>>13969683Never be creative!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C_HReR_McQ
>>13969710>>13969706>>13969717>>13969731I can't believe what I'm seeing.I used to think I was surrounded by people with good taste.
Sometimes no fat
>>13969747what a good dog
>>13969734>Anon buys his child nothing but bicycle shortsSomeone should arrest him
>>13969687It's not gayBut you're still a faggot
>>13969776you still are
>>13969772Yes, and anything else that came out out of her body, though some things would take a little more convincing.
>>13969721She's curious, studious, likes to try to be part of a group even when she's better at organization than participation, and has some performance anxiety when she consciously tries to live up to expectations that she largely sets in her own mind, but usually pulls through when she focuses on the goal itself.
>>13969734Hope's wide hips and meaty thighs
rarity's mom is an ugly whore only liked by creepy fetishfagsit's a good thing rarity got her dad's white coat and toned physique
>>13969784>pomegranateAND MY FLAIL
>>13969784Hey, what's that?
>>13969755I'd let fluttershy. I'm not even a flutterfag, I just think it would be an interesting dynamic
>>13969766In that case i've no idea, sorry. Lifting isn't negative, at least.
I hate whoever it was that brought ponett's tumblr to my attention.This guy seems to make a post every second and his opinions are really fucking horrible.I just wanted cute lesbian horses
I'm gonna call it a dayGood night, MLPG
>>13969810>I don't want to wear shorts dad!>All the other girls think I'm trying to dress up, why can't I just go naked
>>13969739Derpy is NOT ugly!
>>13969810That's kinda sad
>>13969810>"I can't believe you don't want to go to my mom's this weekend!">"None of us can stand her casserole!"
>>13969820it's a blogwhat do you expect on a FUCKINGBLOG
>>13969830your mom always wears pants and she likes it!
Satyrs are so last week.
>>13969813Just original ideas of mine
>>13969776What you just posted is an excellent reason for me to avoid this particular request at this time.
>>13969834A river in Egypt
>>13969850>Mom's weird! Everyone says so!
>>13969843MSOB is kind of depressed lately.
>>13969818I'm sure I'll find out what it is one day.Or just go into a drug induced hibernation. That should work, too..
>>13969860She looks exactly the same as all the other background ponies!The only thing different about her is her eyes and colors!
>>13969864Thats what she gets for chasing away Endii
>>13969748For a while, I guessI'm having a hard time
>>13969864Really? He always seemed like a cool person who isn't easily worn down by stuff.I hope he feels better soon.
>>13969864Let's shitpost about him
>>13969848I don't expect someone to make a post every 3 seconds.I swear it's like this guy never leaves his computer and he's always on tumblr.I expect different opinions and shit, but this guy's opinions on everything are just so terrible. It's like he's always complaining, but he doesn't really have a good argument for why what he hates is bad.No other personal tumblrs I'm following are as annoying as this guy's
>>13969804you can either be part of the first wave and have a good chance at getting your waifuor you can be part of the second wave and have a good chance your waifu is already married, but their satyr children are just becoming young adults
>not giving MT money for pokemonDisgusting
>>13969876Even if it was true that he had chased him away - I didn't quite get why MLPG was soooo fucking obsessed with Endii anyway. I mean, his stuff was nice, but not really great enough to explain why everyone started jerking off as soon as his name appeared in the thread.
>>13969881It takes some getting used to. Don't be afraid to try out different kinds of pen or pencils when sketching.
>>13969763>Hope's strollin' down the streets>suddenly, a zebra cop stops her>"Alright, ma'am, you're under arrest.">"What? Bu-but why?">"For waving dat ass in my face."
>>13969863your mother is a very pretty ponyno go put on your bike shorts so nobody can see your smooth featureless crotch
>>13969896I'll take the second wave so I can purge the satyr scum and preserve the sanctity of my species
>>13969908He was a pretty cool guy with a nice style and he was new to the showHe was fun
>>13969784One on left... popu?Plum, Pomegranate and Melon seem like team members I'd want to pick in a Patapon type game.
>>13969913SHE'S 10 YEARS OLD YOU FREAKI'LL HAVE YOUR BADGE FOR THIS
>>13969859Why?It's not like it was a fetish thing.
>>13969896I'll be in the second wave.I'd love to date a cute satyr girl.
So what is new today mlpg?
>>13969935LEAVE YOUR SHIELD AND GUN ON MY DESK, I'M PUTTING YOU ON TWO WEEK SUSPENSION
>>13969929>He was funI don't even find this place fun anymore. I just can't leaveMaybe when the show was airing but this place values people more than the show during hiatus
>>13969947Derpy is three years old
>>13969820....Ugh.... why did I bother to look?http://ponett.tumblr.com/post/63664260867This guy probably feels like he accomplished something too because unfaving something is definitely STICKIN IT TO DA MAN
>>13969896100% pony waifu, or satyr waifu that has human boobs and a mares hips?Gosh that's a tough choice... I don't know...
>>13969924enjoy being blown to bits by angry anons and unicornswe tau legs now and there's nothing you can do to stop it
>>13969954This place doesn't even value people.It values the catharsis of complaining about everything.
>>13969924you are reduced to a smouldering pile of ash the moment you attempt violent action
>>13969936I, uh, can't possibly do her unique and unrivaled and unmatched beauty justice with my puny art skills.
>>13969962i think that's funny and sort of cute. if he was unfaving bad sonic fanart or something else you didn't like you'd laugh
>>13969964>not being Videl>Being Chi Chianon pls
>>13969853That's too creative.
>>13969958I still can't believe its been 3 years period
>>13969876MSOB is a girl? Everything I know is a lie...
>>13969929Heinessen is down so I can't search for his posts but I don't remember him making outstanding and entertaining posts. Half of it read like "my opinion > yours" if I remember correctly.
>>13969958Is she old enough to be Euthanised yet?
>>13969983I laughed but only because it kind of reminds me of when I went through that phase a few months ago...
>>13970010you're never too young to be euthanised
>>13970001He's not.Just because he drew a genderswapped avatar with huge tits doesn't mean he has a vagina.
>>13970006Heinsenburg is down too, so no more blue meth>i just noticed that him dying in that lab means everyone thought Jesse's blue meth was his
>>13970015>phaseYou never grow out of removing embarrassing things from public profilesNow all he has to do is reach the point where he deletes all his ponies and gets a life
>>13970060Call a doctor
Applejack is really pushing Applebloom to you, you know the apple family saying. Old enough to buck old enough to marry.
>>13970060Pones' health dropped to 1Water is risingWhat do now
>>13970077No applejack plsI'm not a furry, I only marry ponies civilized enough to shave
>>13970077Call me mean, but i somehow think all of Applejack's ideas are bad ones
>MLPG: The Musicalhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jofNR_WkoCE
Just posting the colored version for those who missed it.
>>13970111DID YOU SHIT IN MY SINK AGAIN?
Good night, MLPG
>>13970116plspls do coltlewd coltwith human
>>13970111That's so creepy.
>>13970144She's just watching you sleep anon. Deeply and intently, while she does something with her free hoof. Nothing creepy about it at all.
>>13970152It's like that blooper video on youtube
>>13970077I'll engage your sister, Applejack, but I'm not going to marry her until she's older.
>>13970116>no cutiemarksthat isn't the real RDthat filthy mutt can keep it
>>13970166No more parties because she's pregnant, and all that bouncing around could seriously injure the fetus?
>>13970152>>13970174Holy shit I forgot.
>>13970166Doctors orders, you dumb batch
>>13970212>dumb batchit's ok to say bitch on here even though it's a blue board, we won't tell your parents
Anyone have the original g1 twilight sparkle image from this thread?>>13969608Need it for drawing purposes.
I wish there was more lewd female diamond dog fics/art.
>>13970233I don't.It's not really that sexy or interesting anymore. It was nice for a while back when it was still new and fresh, but now it's just "another flavor of the month MLPG will not let go of"
>>13970229>Need it for drawing purposes.Sure you dohttps://static1.e621.net/data/sample/30/0c/300cd31c2778b06b0d7d7243743bd42f.jpg
>>13970249Gosh, Applejack is so beautiful.
>>13970272I like you, you draw the best pony ____
>>13970275>>13970260You guys are fucking great, thanks.
Pony has invited you to something called bellymania.
Would you?Appledan need not apply
>>13968500My second favorite episode of season 2
>>13970318Is that like Hulkamania?
>>13970325noi don't like the smell of tobacco
Rainbow Dash applying lipstick
>>13970331Sort of, only everyone gets on their backs and does a "belly dance." It sort of looks like everyone has itchy backs. Apparently it's a competition.
what if the G5 logo followed current design trends (flat design, long shadows)
>>13970255I don't give a shit about what you think isn't "sexy" or "interesting" there's a severe lack of it and pony porn is wearing out on me
I like the G1 style and noel's art better than G4 cathorses and their tiny rounded snouts
>>13970397>Are you being serious right now.jpg
>>13970423but noel's is pretty much cathorses
I don't like the G1 mutant-horses and their weird heads.
>>13970233does Saffron stuff count?
VULAPAARE YOU AROUND?
>>13970436Noel's is a good balance between cathorses and horsehorses
>>13970459He ain't on steam
humanishcatdogpony things is canon
>>13970475FUCKI HAD AN IDEA INVOLVING FLUTTERSHY AND A DUCK FOR HIS FLUTTERZOO SET
>>13970423>any style before G4
>>13970397I wish we had more stuff like this.Dash being girls is super cute.
>>13970423Noel's are great but have tiny snouts tooI kind of like earthsong's as an alternate more realistic style
>>13970493>not being able to add realism
>>13970512Dash is always girls, though.
>>13970233diamond dogs were never sexysaffron is just waifu material becuase i'm so lonely that gender and species are irrelevant
>>13970522Dash isn't a boy!?
>>13970519those wings and eyes are terribleand they still have tiny snouts
>>13970423Realism is shit for poniesIt's like ponies drawing cartoon humans with bigger snouts and more hair because that's what real apes look like
There are times when I forget that Scootaloo is female
>>13970512I like them both, but prefer her having slight reluctance
>>13970520What do you even mean by that, anon? I'm not against any sort of realism but the current ponies are definitely more pleasing to the eyes than their predecessors.
I dont know why but pony makes me angryANGRY ABOUT ELVES
>>13970540They have blocky snoutsG1's snouts were tiny too, but they were blocky and took up more of the faceG4 pony snouts are like noses
>>13970546I usually like it when she's secretly enjoying it.But every picture I've seen where she's being super girly without a care in the world has been really cute.This one isn't that good, but I really like it.
>>13970565When a G4 is drawn from the front, their mouths totally disobey horse anatomy
Pony doesn't want your fingers near her tail dock.
>>13970550I just wanted to start shit
>>13970545>>13970564Well, her anus is pretty tight it's easy to forget she has a vagina
>>13970577Yeah, i like the subject matter so I can get over the sub-par quality. Though I do hate it when a somewhat decent coloring masks what is otherwise bad art.
>>13970556They seem to be implied to be superior to other races(an irritating thought) plus they got many subraces much like elves.Their saving grace is they act and look cute and cuddable and many cute things.
>>13970545Back when she was first shown to look up to Dash I thought it would have been kind of neat if she was a boy. Not many shows I can think of have a male character look up to a female characters. Not only would it have been cute, but I think there would have been a lot more things to do with Scootaloo. Like an episode where the moral is something like "just because you're a boy doesn't mean you can't have a female role model" or "girls are just good as boys". You know, gay shit like that.
>>13970543no, it's like drawing anime humans with noses and normal sized eyes because that anatomy is retarded in three dimensions>>13970582their mouths totally disobey all anatomy because it's a cartoon and cartoon faces do that to be more expressive
>>13970532>I'm going to tell you what is and isn't sexyOkay, lets play then.Diamond Dogs > Dragons > Ponies > Griffons
>you will never fellate a filly's horn
>>13970620>anon why are you doing this?>Are you turned on yet?
what if filly fucking was totally okay
>>13970606Ponies are sort of isolated, they tend to be more weirded out and frightened of other new things than feel superior to them
>>13970550Are you a Mexican? *giggles with friend*
>>13970613I think your list needs some extensive revising.
>>13970612now listen here, you cheeky bugger
>>13970640Griffons should always bottom
>>13970640I think your face needs some extensive revising.
>>13970637That's the face I'd make if Rarity fucked me furiously, but passionately with her thick mare cock. Or a strapon. I'm not picky.
Applejack wants you to play with her dock.http://i.imgur.com/BgtbQK0.jpg
>>13970613Has there even been an adult female dragon?
>>13970613>diamond dogs before poniesabsolutely disgusting!Dragons>Ponies>Griffons>Diamond Dogs
>>13970664Where did this love for tail docks even come from?
>Humans go to equestria expecting to be magic null and short lived compared to ponies>Expect to be seen as barbarians that can't grasp friendship>Think they'll be received as exotic and frightening>a fraction (about 1/3rd) can learn magic on par with unicorns>live as long as ponies, years are just half as long as they are on earth>ponies have just as many squabbles, dickheads, and flaws as people>ponies don't pay any mind to the differences and treat the humans like any other travelers, pony or otherwise>their racism only extends to zebras and diamond dogs because of their preexisting reputations as slavers and dark sorcerers
>>13970679the sick mind of a bastard child
>>13970632But it is.
I ship them now
>>13970682>humans expect to be able to interbreed with ponies and have mutant satyr babies
>>13970679Educated gentlemen with good taste.
>>13970406>there's a severe lack of itNo there isn't. There isn't. There's a bunch of it. More fics than there is art, but there's plenty of art of it too.
>>13970677Wasn't Crackle supposed to be the same age as the other teen dragons?
>>13970679From the same place my love for seeing both cutie marks comes from, out of fucking knowhere
>>13970639He's a Texican.
>>13970705>it happens because whatever divine being overseeing equestria seems to enjoy strange mythology
>>13970682thousands of "writefags" think this too
>tfw no money to donate to soundspeed
>>13970733>Minotaur out of fucking nowhereyep
>>13970733>then anon wakes up to his adopted pony children
which one would you puni~
>>13970764>he rolls over in bed and comes face to face with his satyr wife
BraeburnQuest resumes in about 26 hours. That's right, we'll try to start earlier at 1800 PDT this time.
So why the fuck did the changelings threaten Celestia and let them get the shield up instead of catching them by surprise
>>13970713>There's a bunch of itPlease provide proof.Oh and even though I'm being specific to female diamond dogs, you'd still only net around 110 images while doing a general explicit search and I do not consider 110 a lot of images.And there's not even a lot of diamond dog fics again>50 being a lotYou just don't like diamond dogs, I get it, you view it as direct furshit but do not tell me there's a bunch of fics and pics when there's not of either.
>>13970773>he looks down at himself and realizes that he is in fact a bear
>>13970768none of them because they have psps and not vitas
>>13970768Queens are not invited I see.
http://derpibooru.org/445920Holy mother of unf
>>13970795>he wakes up to his normal life in shock>no ponies, no monsters, no bears
>>13970782Wasn't it just concerns over a threat, as in it could have been a partially discovered plot?When celestia put up the shield chrysalis might have changed her plans
Pony says moo
>>13970782Terrorist strategies. By alerting the authorities, it forces them to very visibly heighten military presence, frightening the populace and draining Canterlot's resources. The psychological impact of the shield shattering all around the city was incredibly devastating to morale.
>>13970682I'd probably hurt ponies, I think know why.I guess it's their nice society and "magical biology" where ponies are guaranteed to find their "talent" where as I am not good at anything no matter how much effort I put into it.I'd become some menial carnivore chillin like a villain in the everfree forest plotting to anything that ventures into my domain.
>>13970813>his elf slave serves him breakfast in bed>"what do?" appears in bold letters>anon sits at his computer chair, playing elf slave simulator 40,000 and hsitposting in MLPG
>>13970768I would play monster hunter with those princesses
pony has defeated olmec
>>13970851>guaranteedLoser ponies exist.
>>13970868How did pony get past the shrine of the silver monkey?
>>13970882The head was backwards, pony flipped it by pure luck
>>13970880I don't see how he's a loser.
>>13970880Someone has to take care of the gardens.
Iron will is conclusive proof that humanoids existed in equestria long enough to shag at least one cow
>>13970922I'd shag an mlp cow
>>13970905This breed of horse is the mascot of the Scottish Military. You must also post a picture of it, good luck.
>>13970851>human like you>can do some really lame thing really well>does it once, thinks its stupid>refuses to embrace their talent>pony like you>can do some really lame thing really well>does it once, thinks its stupid>refuses to embrace their cutie mark
>>13970954>Can't do anything really well
>>13970613Sounds about right
Let's go back to a thousand years agoEverything you know is owned by Celesta
If trips the post below me wins
>>13970948That blue horse looks malnourished.
>>13971030fuck me I'm too sleepy and confusing tabs
Of course the email works, immatesting.
>>13971065Just old and swaybacked.
>>13971054What kind of picture is this?
>>13971120The best quality I could get out of that tiny little frame
pony wants you to meet her relatives
>>13971185This could take a while.
>>13971177You should draw it.
>>13971211Cousin Bonbon gives you mean looks all throughout, just glaring at you from across the crowd.
went to /a/, main page is nothing but waifus and Kill la Kill TRIGGER HAS SAVED ANIME threads... dear god...I think I'll take my chances with MLPG.
>>13971274kill la kill is great. what are you talking about?
>>13971269Good for her, she's not the one I'm going to this reunion for.
>>13971274Killa la kill isn't even that good unless you have the entertainment standards of a twelve year olds...wait fuck
>>13971223Are you drawing anything, Tex?
>>13971274That implies you had a real chance of leaving in the first placeyou know better than that
>>13971269>Anon is with her>walks over to anon and starts talking to him>always calls him furfag, horsefucker, yifflord, filly fiddler, colt cuddler, and just "autist" instead of his name
>>13971284Kill la Kill IS good and I quite enjoy it, it reminds me of the best 80s anime had to offer back when anime was colorful and didn't have ot justify itself but the /a/ threads are ... not so good.It's a hatedom for the sake of a hatedom and it's hard to tell who likes it, who hates it, and who claims to love it while shitposting about it in the threads anymore.
>>13971315Of course he isn't, he's too busy telling others to draw
which pony enjoys kissing the most?
horriblesubs, commie, underwater, what?what do i download this is fucking confusing
>>13971315Not currently. I still have some anon's suggestion open right now.
>>13971429nyaa.euMedia Player Classic or VLCGo with Underwater or Commie if you can
>>13968478does some want to get some Costume!Dash greentext started, either here or in the old thread?
>>13971432Oh boyI hope you don't erase it and force me to take this pony away
>>13971474Any of those or Pastebin would be the best
>>13971418Acceptable.What sort of kisses are her favorite?
>>13971468>trusting russians>using VLCMpv stronk
>>13971474Uh, does this count?
>>13971384>and didn't have ot justify itselfWhat the hell are you even talking about.The 80's is where that whole "you don't understand anime is more mature than western animation" mentality came from. Autist into anime have always had to justify their love of anime.
>>13971498Slow and sensual.She'd be a romantic type of ponoeo
>>13971529Does she enjoy kissing with tongue?
>>13971274Bravo, Kill la Kill!!
>>13971515>huge clothed titsunf
>>13971604>you'll never slowly unzip that hoodie
>>13971592Probably only after she's gotten really used to you, and she'd be tentative about it. You'd have to take charge.
Flutterwaifuing is for betas>wow, so shy, so weak>finally a woman i can manage
>>13971604>>13971616How many unfs does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?
>>13971644But would she get into it once it's started?
Dash is so good with kidsI'd bet she'd make a good mom
>/mlp/ is celebrating a 3 year anniversary >You're sitting here, being useless
Pony says stay still so she can hook you in the gabber
>>13971714She'd be slow at first, but as she gets more heated she'd get more and more aggressive.
>>13971684Let's find out.One...T-Two...ngh...! Th-threeeeEEEEE!!*spurt spurt spurt*Whew...hah...haaah...three.
>mlp halloween episode is a week away from airing in japan
>>13971752Pony quit that. You look silly.
>>13971795That was such a fun episode
>>13971781I bet by the end you'd be struggling to keep up with her.Now to mention how fired up it'd get her for more...intimate things.
>>13971746SiP was a great episode
>>13971828the best of season 3just an added bonus that dash was in it
>>13971747>a "community" based around a little girls show, one composed almost entirely of losers, is celebrating three years of being faggots>you're setting here mourning your lost time
>>13971823but how big is her butt?
>>13971747>being uselessBut I'm drawing
>>13971931is it a pony?
>>13971928SO big.And soft too!
Entering a No-Weh Zone$500 Fine
>>13971951do Firefox tits count as pony?
>>13971981Firefox as in shitty furfag pokemon porn or shitty autist browser porn?
i want to have cosmonaut pony's satyr children
>>13971747Can the anniversary be tomorrow instead?Today's not so good.
cadance rubbing her butt on your crotch and asking if you'll join her for a threesome
>>13972077Do I have to do anything with Shiny?
>>13972077Sure, I'd love to play hyperspace hyperwars with you and shining. What race do you play?
>>13971928>not knowing of the legendary flutterbutt
>>13972067tommorrow is comic con, so we might get something mlp from thatMIGHT
Time to watch japanese cartoons with subtitles at the bottom
>>13972096I don't know much about itDoes Hasbro have a panel or something?
>>13971604>someone else unfing to the thing i unfed too unf
>>13972087she plays a homebrew race shining made called "surfgals"
>>13972077is double-penetration involved?can I get dibs on her ass?these are important questions.
>>13972093I love ponies in that posehttp://i.imgur.com/0S4aZSM.png
>>13972093what if flutterbuttsex?
What are your three favorite fetishes and do they go well together?
>>13972140there's rumours we might get some season 4 stuff out of this comic conI personally think those rumours are hopefull, due to us being one month away from season 04's airdate (november)
>>13972169>endii is ded
>>13972176Two of em are clothing related so yeah.The last one I guess sorta goes with anything.
>>13972187Well spit it out already
>>13972160what, she can rub that butt against me and ask for a threesome, but I'm not allowed to ask some lewd questions of my own?
>>13972176yea they do
>>13972181Longest hiatus to dateThe idea of new pony seems strange now so a preview would be more than welcome even though I typically didn't like how they've spoiled a bit too much in the past.
>>13972207If she really loves you she'll swallow instead.
>>13972214She's the princess manShe can say whatever she wants to you but not eh other way around
odds: do something usefulevens: fap/cry myself to sleep
>>13972225IS THAT A LION?
>>13972260but her butt is so nice...
>>13972275fapping and crying yourself to sleep is useful
crystal pony is happy to see you
>>13972300God that's adorableI wonder if she was actually going for an intimidating costume
>>13972309Tell Crystal pony that she was cuter when she was sad
>>13972309I wish she wasntcrystal pony is always prettier sad
>>13972311I think she was supposed to be drunk pones partnerbig game and big game hunterThe subtext there is kind of funny
>>13972309No she's not.She's happy to see someone else.Just like always.Just shut up and let me drink in peace.
mummies are cute
>>13972351b-but there's no anon in that picture
>>13972343Oh i never noticed Berry's costume before, any more of that?
>>13972330>>13972336>>13972346But you're here, and that makes her happy!
what pony costumes will pone wear this nightmare night?
>>13972176>futa, public embarrassment, large titsyep
>>13972374perhaps I should leave
>>13972377I want them all to dress up as sexy bunnies
>>13972260Naw fuck thatFreedom for all.
>>13972374Bullshit. If I don't make myself happy, how can I make her happy?
>>13972351mummies have their genitals and anus pulled out before they are wrapped up. that aint cute at all.
>>13972415yeah these aren't real mummies
>>13972374Pony should see a psychologist for that
>>13972415they're just pretend mummies, it's okay
>>13972415so all the ponies in the show are mummies?2spooky
>>13972415So, what. They pulled her ovaries out her vag or something.
>>13972439But they all have genitals and anuses.
>>13972371Well she is one of the ponies whose costume changed periodically back and forth, she was a safari hunter as well as a ghost
>>13972410Pinkie do you have something in your mouth?
You're cuddling pony and scritching pony's ears when suddenly pony turns to you and confesses that she has become so numb, she can't even feel you there.How do you respond
>>13972467"who the fuck are you?"
>>13972176ponies, cuddling, and nonconsensual
I've been here for three years.I feel like a war veteran.
>>13972176>huge dicks>dominant partner>Scandinavian furniture Yeah I guess
>>13972522I already have
>>13972522>Scale: 1:1 lifesizethose stupid cunts
>>13972503I haven't been on the board itself for two years.I feel like I missed something.
>>13972467You can talk!
>>13972522I can only imagine the amount of money they're charging for that thing.And no.
>>13972536let me have your satyr children
Fanfiction a shit
>>13972522How can it be life size when ponies don't exist in life, giving us absolutely no reference for their size?Fanon sizes are based on assumptions and implications
>>13972536He can talk?He can talkHe can talk
>>13972558You drive a hard bargain. Ok deal.
>>13972558petrov can only have angry russian children
>>13972467Does pony need to go to a doctor?
>>13972536>"Of course I can talk! We've been dating for eight months and you still don't even know anything about me!!"
>>13972564I can SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING>tfw The Simpsons used to be good
>>13972576yayi will be your prettiest mare
>>13972583Holy shit a talking horse
Reminder that the MLPG DRAW EVENT 3 is coming upPrompts will be starting on OCTOBER 25th, and the event will end on HALLOWEEN NIGHT. The whole thing will be Halloween themed, but aside from that it will be run much the same as the previous events.You can submit your work to the mlpg draws tumblr (mlpgdraws.tumblr.com), or post it in an /art/ thread that I will make at the start of the event.
>>13972559Yur a shit
>>13972598>2 weeksfuck ill never be ready
>>13972588>wanting to be the mareget a load of this guy
>>13972522how much is this?
>>13972583All you did was whinny before>>13972588You're on the bottom and you stay there
>>13972617>not wanting to be a pretty mare wife wearing a cute apron baking all day
>>13972617I think generally when reproduction is involved, one of the partners needs to be female. Are you suggesting that Anon needs to impregnate Cosmo?
>>13972617I'll be the mare and you be the stallion in Ponyville.We'll just live together so no one is suspicious.
>>13972629well what if cosmo wants to be the mare?
>>13972638i'm sorry anonflyingsaucer can't be a pony at all
>>13972650can he be a diamond dog then? zebra?
>>13972652Are you going to be good?
>>13972638They would never suspect a thing anon>>13972653Don't listen to that anon, he is just mad I have defied him
>>13972617What kind of pone would you want to be if you had to become one? What gender?Glorious pegasus stallion masterrace.
>>13972673I think it would actually be kind of fun. We wouldn't tell anyone where we came from but we could share stories about how our days as ponies went.
>>13972649I could be the mare.
>>13972673im a different guy, but he had a pointyoure still not a pony, so i dont think youre ever going to be one
>>13972680Unicorn stallion masterest racei like the abilities conferred by hands and short range telekinesis is the closest ponies have
>>13972696what kind of logic is that?
>>13972673You're not defying me.You're trying to defy the truth.It's still not working.
>>13972680Unicorn mare ubermaster race
>>13972680As much as it might be fun to be the pretty mare I'm not sure I could give up masculinity. I mean maybe, I'd have to think about it.But yeah Pegasus all the way.
>>13972680A stallion of any of the breeds would be be alright, but I would probably have to go with earth pone as they are my favorite pones>>13972715>that imageI don't like you anon but you make me laughKnowing my luck however I would probably end up as a damn crystal pony
>not wanting to be a robot and then immediately regretting wanting to be a robot
>>13972752I thought you liked those crystal ponoes
one day you will all be ponesjust you wait
>>13972772I sure hope so Pinkiethese hands are always getting in the way
>>13972652Of course.But only if you use the magic word.
>>13972767Only the depressed onesWe have seen that is unfortunately not their normal form
Cosmo, can you please unblock me from Skype? You blocking me is preventing me from joining group voice chats, and I would very much like to join in.
>>13972752>would probablyEven that's wishful thinking if you do not change your mind.