You're not pony when you're hungry.Old thread: >>13926829
>>13929858What did that say originally?
>>13929858I would argue that you're more of a pony when you're hungry
I would eat a pony non sexually
>>13929858>dat Snickers OPI guess it's time for everyone to draw chubby ponies eating candy...
>>13929881Little shit will eat turnips if I tell him
>>13929889>I have to show the bidders that it does not, in fact, have a fuck hole.
>>13929858Anon stop abusing the power of snacklish.
>>13929909and it's still got a tight ass with thighsocks for extra unf
What would you cook for pony?
>>13929925Curry rice.Or something she likes, I guess.
>>13929925Lobster Mac and cheeseeee
>>13929925Yes, I have a book for that right here "How to Serve Ponies"
>>13929909I love hoppip for that
>>13929925>implying I'm cookingnigga we have leftovers in the fridgeit's chili
>>13929945>I bet your chili is shit
>>13929905Okay, I give up. Anon, how do you always know what Isaac's full filename says?This is one of MLPG's greatest mysteries to me.......
>>13929925Chili.Lasagne.Curry.Soup.Squash.Pancakes.I dunno, it depends on the menu.
>>13929874Why does a head in profile need dividing lines?
>>13929953fuck off fluttershy, you're not even allowed in my house
>>13929881She's playing the stalk market pp, I don't expect a pleb like you to understand. Keep spending all day catching beetles and trying to get free furniture from the townsfolk.
>>13929955Mouse over it?I thought 4chan did that natively now?I still use x though, because I'm used to all the features
>>13929939>pony eating seafoodI don't think their pone stomachs can digest that kind of thing, can they?
>>13929959>Why does a head in profile need dividing lines?
lyra's white highlights that curl around the bottom of her earsI love them
>>13929925PizzaChinese foodBachelor chowKebabsSpaghettiEggsThat's all I can make
>>13929953You always do this, Fluttershy. Call my food shit without actually eating it. I'm starting to think you don't appreciate all I do for you, and I certainly don't like your language, young lady.
>>13929900Pony needs to wear a collar more often
>>13929925I would cook pony.
>>13929975No, you just love Lyra.Which is completely okay and I approve.
>>13929925I don't know how to cook.Unless you want to call a honey and banana sandwich "cooking".
>>13929940I hear that's a good one
>>13929969Only one way to find out
>>13929969Fluttershy feeds fish to animals, and Sweetie Belle's dad was seen fishing, so... maybe?It's gotta be lighter on their stomachs than ham.
>>13929959To have a general idea where other features go.
Not sure if GG is here right now but here's this
>>13929925I'd feed Fluttershy until she became a fat, immobile blob of love.
>>13929995>>13930000>pony has food poisoning now>now you must take care of her and do her chores while she recoversIt was worth a shot
>>13930000>Ponies fishing with Anon.>Pony pulls up a fish, everyone cheers.>Anon pulls up a fish, everyone cheers.>Anon pulls out a club and bashes fish's skull in with a festive "WHATAH!">Ponies are silent.
>>13929973No, really, they serve no purpose. Don't be a dingus.
>>13930042Would you lick the cake off dash's hooves
>>13930041>having a plushie of yourselfkind of creepy
>>13930029By what metric? GG posts only a fraction to his tumblr or sites.
>>13930041this is the pure defiition of autism.
>>13930037Next week we try oysters!
http://www.wikihow.com/Look-Like-a-Girl-for-a-Prank-%28for-Boys%29How many of you want to prank some dudes?
>>13930043I heard that as Kenshiro from FotNS.My sides.
>>13930019I want some snuggly little satyr kids to raise and try to bring up well and marvel at how their hooves grip the ground as well as a pony grabs objects with their hooves... I'm not sure how it works, but magic's probably involved.
>>13930059She`s a very creepy pone
Buy a box mister?
>>13930029I doubt all of GGs stuff is on derpibooruHe does a ton of random little bullshit, a lot of which is left to die with the threadMaybe not enough to double what's there though
>>13930052Yes. Because Dash probably has the cleanest hooves of her friends since she spends most of her time in the air.
>>13930037>now you must take care of her and do her chores while she recoversLike hell I do!Pony knew what she was getting into.
>>13930076>they start walking on the ceiling
>>13930041there's no jokeso what is this
>>13930086What do the proceeds go toward, little filly?
>>13930084There's a horse in that horse
>>13929925Ramen noodles because I'm a giant faggot who can't fucking cookThat's what men are for.......
>>13930029Who knows how much pony porn he might have locked away in the stash
>>13930107there isnt one
>>13930092I bet they taste like sweat and clouds
>>13930096But you were the one who cooked her meanl, anon! It's your responsibility as a host.
>>13930043>rarity's dad looks at anon for a minute>pulls up a fish>starts blasting it in the face with magic with a festive "ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA!"
>>13930115That's how you pony pony
>“That’s a good girl, Dashie,” Fluttershy cooed as she stroked Dash’s mane. “Now move your head down and have a taste of your oldest friend’s vagina.”
>>13930033Then you're going to absolutely love the picture I just drew yo.>you will never tempt horny and hungry Fluttershy to buzz after you with a hershey bar through Ponyville
>>13930120>not being able to cook in this day and agenigga you have NO excuse
>>13927362I wonder what happened to Sparkler. She looks like she's had a rough day.
>>13930141Why is she horny?The hungry for sweets I get, but horny for sweets?
>>13930086>The CMC cutting into the Filly Scouts turf.Their cookies are going to get smashed.
>>13930133>meanlSorry, I meant "meal".
>>13930108>>13930110>>13930119Aw...>>13930113Cutie mark acquisition protocol!
>>13930165Chocolate is an aphrodisiac
>>13930146Her house probably get demolished again, you know how Ponyville is. Thanks Goat.
>>13930000>>13930037>>13930043You know, come to think of it, Applejack didn't have any problem putting worms into muffin batter. Nothing like "we don't eat that" or anything, just "oh well that's kind of weird"I mean she was running off of no sleep, but Pinkie Pie didn't seem to have a problem with it either.Would you eat wheat worms with pony?
>>13930134>twilight's dad freezes time and drops a bulldozer on his fish
>>13930146She realized that she can apparently open peanut butter jars but doorknobs elude herIf only there was a certain blue pegasus around...
>>13930180It'd take more than a single bar to make her straight up horny and not just get her heart rate going.
>>13930086Just one box?
>>13930134>Who cares if you scared off the rest of the fish.>You both had a laugh.>>13930188>You both have to swim to shore.
>>13930173Anything besides muffins?
>>13930181They must have plenty of skilled construction workers to keep rebuilding after all the chaos that goes down there. Also you're welcome.
>>13930173How much is a box?
>>13929430>I like Deus Ex and I like ponies.>But I won't mix the two.How about Deus ex alone then?I'd love to see you tackle some non-MLP fan art.
What does gloomy do in her spare time?
>>13930196>Set up trap for pinkie>Just hose her down in chocolate when she least suspects it>Go in for a hug
>>13930133Pony gets an apology and a complimentary handshake. Nothing more.
>>13930141...I forgot her cutie mark.Also, Lyra must share my fetish of living dolls.>tfw you want a sexual plushy but they don't make fetish plushies for girls to "enjoy" that look normal
>>13930083She's a very cute pony
>>13930196>implying there aren't several boxes ready for her consumption
>>13930217He's done it before, for FF XIV
>>13929881jezz, how many are we talking?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9ynSPtTa9cBUZZ BUZZ MOTHERFUCKERS!
>>13930225shitpost on /tg/
what else should I draw
>>13930230get a sexual pooltoy instead then
>>13930209They have... apples
>>13930225she enjoys eating warm hay by candlelight and quietly listening to instrumental versions of the songs from the show
>>13930253yonder over wander
>>13930226Anon, please. I don't think Pinkie would ever avoid eating sweets, with or without you around.>>13930252Gloomy is a fa/tg/uy?I might have to encroach on Goat's territory...
>>13930211Sparkler is the number one customer of construction companies, each contractor has her house's floor plan memorized.
>>13930230Just get a normal one and mutilate a straponProbably easier than making it fuckable for a guy
>>13930254There are sexual pooltoys?I am suddenly afraid to Google this now....http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/09/24/ohio-man-pleads-guilty-to-sex-with-a-pool-float-again/oh god what
>>13930253Draw sum Korra.
>>13930225She likes to sketch Anon, her sister, birds, flowers, and the like in charcoal.She likes to read about sports.And she likes to lie on the couch in quiet contemplation.
>>13930253Pony version of this
>>13930253Sweetie with an afro pick optional
>>13930225>What does gloomy do in her spare time?Be a fuckawful OC.Marker for life.
>>13930306>charcoal sketchesShe must have some mad skillsI'm a bit jealous
>tfw no blazang
>>13930286HNNGH 10/10this picture almost makes me want to waifu Dash on the spot
Together forever, right Anon?
>>13930307>you will never have a cute manga-ka to snuggle and listen to music with
>>13930288Its funny how you never see the news story for the first occurrenceEvery version is "Man fucks thing again"
>>13930329charcoal is actually very forgiving, give it a try!
>>13930286That one is defective, it has sensitive hooves.
>>13930225She keeps /mlpg/ on a tab at all times.
>>13930253Rarity meeting a traditional unicorn, with fetlocks and things
We'll I can't say that I see the major anatomy issues you do, but it is a rough sketch that I mainly did for the pose, it's not really going to be used for the final vector.
>>13930286>That rosy buttOf all the butts to make my heart get going, it had to be Dash's and it had to be tonight.Dammit.
>>13930365This will never not be hot.Why do I love cute little hooves, but hate feet and foot fetishist?
>>13930286>both cutie marks visiblelewd as fuck
>>13930374Traditional unicorns didn't have fetlocks. They had lions tails.
>>13930361I have. It's fun, but messy. I'm really bad about getting smudges all over the page.
>>13930288I can sorta understand it...>dat smooth rubbery feel>dat air inflation>dat squeaking
>>13930365Is she cummin inside herself
>>13930019you know, I've got to thank you for letting me see the wonders of filters
>>13930288This is the only interesting thing to come out of my state
>Silver Spoon gets in a severe accident, and she might not survive.>Diamond Tiara is now at a loss, no longer knowing what to do or what to say anymore.Given that it's a kids show, Silver Spoon is probably gonna be okay by the end of it all, but what's the best way to handle this?
>>13930408You had to open the filtered post to be able to respond to that, how autistic do you even have to be?
>>13930286unf unf both cutie marks unnnnf
>>13930346>[Unambiguous Spanish Singing]
>>13930425actually, i didn't have that image filtered, so even if i add the md5, it doesn't filter unless i refresh the pagei just wanted to express my gratitude before doing it
My Little Pony.
>>13930438>you like seeing both my cutie marks at once, anon?
>>13930417It would be the other way around, SS is co-dependant on DT.
What are gloomy's fetishes?Everyone has fetishes
>>13930406>She was already nervous and embarrassed about losing the bet, but feeling your fingers work her sensitive hooves leaves her a quivering mess on the floor, legs gently kicking as you rub circles in the center of her hoof with two fingers.>She gasps as you let go, switching hooves, before squeaking loudly and squirming as you start in again.>By the time you're on the last hoof, she's moaning lewdly and whispering for more.
>>13930346Forever is a very vague length of time.
>>13930141>after giving up trying to follow you, she proceeds to find your secret stash hidden in your room and devours everything
>>13930256>>13930286I like these pones
>>13930466I've been following this guy for months hoping that he would revert back to an older style that didn't have those stupid horse shoes he does now but it hasn't happened yet.Also his rope pony OC is kind of stupid.
>>13930465>Everyone has fetishesI don't.
>>13930475fuck off rosswhy do you have to ruin everything
>>13930478I gotta say I love colored hooves on ponies.It's really cute.
I need that picture of Applejack calling herself an apple slut
>>13930475>trying to flee the crimescene she gets stuck in your doorframe
>>13930141>>13930475Why are all of our drawfags always fat fetishists.
>>13930504It can be cute sometimes but I don't think it fits that style at all.
>>13930482I'm not ross, im dotkwabut sorry anywayI'll stop if you want me to
Some new pony doujins were uploaded.One is by the group that did peeing is magic. I'm not a fan of watersports, but I really love the way he draws horse vaghttp://exhentai.org/g/636217/292fa94605/This one is awful. Don't read it.http://exhentai.org/g/636218/c26e2d3aef/
Guys not existing is really putting a strain on my relationship with pony.
>Thunderlane taking Rumble to the WA, and all the mares being all over himWhich mares should I use, or should I just make up some OCs?
>>13930465HER FETISH IS waiting for new horse
>>13930540pone sure does like ponut
>>13930527because the first episode of the show featured the protagonist being compelled to overeat, resulting in a prominent stomach bulge that is commented on, that's why>"Ooh, I shouldn't have eaten so much pie..."
>>13930527come to think of it a LOT of mlpg drawfriends have been fat fetishists yeahweird trend
>>13930553weren't there plenty of mare in WA?
>>13930540>dude this donut is like, the best donut
>>13930553i forgot what WA is
>>13930368>fandom>bronies>after all the shit they've given me for the last 4 years or so on DeviantArt, Inkbunny, and TumblrFUCK NO
>>13930553Look for the bg pegasus in the hurricane episode.
>>13930571Yeah, but wouldn't they have moved on by now? Or does that not matter?
>>13930553Why not both?
>>13930540That's a bagel
Your favorite pony is a slut.
>>13930549Oh, there's also this SFW one that was really enjoyablehttp://exhentai.org/g/636219/3b3403e65c/
>>13930578I'm hoping it stands for Wonderbolts Academy, otherwise I'll feel very silly.
>>13930584If he's aged forward, then OCs.If not, then whatever you want
>>13930375What's going on with Celestia's neck there?And, yes, anatomy issues... quite a few of those here... up to you whether you want to fix them or not though.
>>13930602yes, but she's MY slut
>>13930581I always figured you loved the abuse because you never left.You can't say you didn't ask for this.
>>13930568Envy, LK, Ross, Rediv, Dotkwa, who else?
am I seriously supposed to buy that this faggot can transform at will? What the fuck yo.
>>13930602What if she's a slut for muh dick
>>13930465Vanilla postmarital sex
>>13930630the one that draws the red pony with the fat buttand also bcs apparently
>>13930465Celestia enjoys being really tall.
>>13930465gloomy has all of the fetishesespecially the one that you hate that gets posted a whole lot in hiatus
>>13930609>>13930624>aged forwardI hadn't even thought of doing that.That's a good idea.
>>13930465her fetish is pleasing other people by doing their fetishes
did you brush today, mlpg?
>>13930475>you will never feed a fat fluttershy with another pony
>>13930674Woah there, Gloomy isn't Celestia at all!She's different colors and everything! It's not like she's some alternate set of fanons for celestia nobody really ascribes to celestia in fear of invoking the rage of celestiafags
>>13930674I enjoy Celestia being really tall, too.The taller, the better.
>>13930685DO ITBUT KEEP SPITFIRE AS THE INSTRUCTOR
>>13930527But... it's cute......it's not even my fetish, I just think it's cute
FUCK ME HARD
http://i.imgur.com/x1VKttm.jpgLast one for tonight.
>>13930695remember to brush your teeth.http://youtu.be/5E5hLL9KGm8
>>13930725I would if I could.
>>13930732link to rest?
>>13930712Rose thought it was cute too, but quit because anon complained about it
>tfw japanon is ded again
>>13930725Post your address I'll be over shortly.
Heavy weapons guy is best princess
>>13930527I'm not.I barely draw though so maybe it's because of that
>>13930734That's pretty cool I wanna be a dentist now
>>13930752Mrs. Celestia, are you trying to seduce me?
>>13930712It's all fun and games until somebody gets off to it.
>>13930752>moonrunesDon't worry, I can translate>Oh anon, I look so goofy with these human clothes on. Is this what gets you off?>Yes celestia, now lets have consensual sex in the missionary position
>>13930770http://haruhichan.com/wpblog/815/exhentai-chrome-plugin-get-past-sad-panda/http://haruhichan.com/wpblog/1039/exhentai-firefox-plugin-get-past-sad-panda/I really like your art
>>13930620I left the places they were giving me shit though or post/check so infrequently now that I no longer care.
>>139307633828 Piermont Dr NE, Albuquerque, NM 87111
>>13930787Celestia looks like a generic furry OC raceAll furry OC races look the same>wow snout so long>also kind of beaky>like a wolf or a dragon but totally not a wolf or a dragon>trust me
>>13930632Is it Attack on Titan?If so, yesprepare for weirder shit down the road
>>13930753http://imgur.com/rDJbNGBOnly have one for now. I'm planning on making this into a collection of smut.
>>13930810sergals aren't part dragon, though
>>13930809>3828 Piermont Dr NE, Albuquerque, NM 87111prepare for a million pizzas
>>13930831who is your favorite pony?
>>13930833You could have fooled me.
>>13930810>Celestia looks like a generic furry OC raceI know right. It's that technicolor "I'm so special" hair that blows in the wind even when she's indoors.
>>13930826BCS show your vagina
>>13930784Where are her wings?>implying I even have a chance to resist and not touch
>>13930704I wish there were more well-drawn vore and mouthholding pictures...
>>13930854>tfw you could have posted a picture of celestia 4 years ago and it would show up in a /v/ rage thread
>Celestia is a generic furry OC20 years dungeon. For all of you.
>>13930858They are folded up and hidden behind her gigantic ass.
>>13930862worst fetish to be cursed with
>>13930833woah waitthey aren'tfuck this ruins my spike/sergal fanfiction
>>13930809>New MexicoOkay it might take me a few days.
>>13930814That pony appears to be tied up.Somebody should untie her.
>>13930809>New MexicoHow about you come to me instead?
>>13930833But what if they were?
>>13930810shit anon is right.....
>>13930885It's been like this for months here in MLPG, only it's usually a generic human OC
I just realized that even though I want to fuck a lot of people here, and Rarity is my waifu, I do not want to fuck another Rarifag.This is so weird because I can't think of a reason why. I just don't want to fuck or suck any of them and I know they are all nice people with great taste.
>>13930814Is she angry because she's tied up or because she's a present?
>>13930923Is that fucking flareFucking fuck fucked fucks fuckers fucking fucking fuck fuck fuck
>>13930912aw well, was hoping for another drawfag that liked fluttershy
But Sunset Shimmer can't be in the next season. Is there some sort of magic item that lets the user travel between worlds, regardless of what time it is in the cycle that no one has told me about?
>>13930809Hmm. That house looks awfully familiar...
>>13930948I don't think so Anon, it looks like some random red dragon.
>>13930933>Giant Gloomy on S4 premiere all riled up
Nightmaremoon night palns mlpg?
I have a confession to make.I'm in micro insertion / the weirder kinds of vore but no one ever draws my fetishpic relatedhttp://i.imgur.com/zI3l28O.png[/spoiler
>>13930949I'm sorry to have disappointed you.
>>13930923Why does /tg/ love sergals and Flare so much.
Pinkie Pie - Captain AmericaRarity - ThorFluttershy - HawkeyeRainbow Dash - Black WidowApplejack - Iron ManTwilight Sparkle - The Hulk
>>13930957Why would she be in the next season?
>>13930969Wear my horsemask and drink a lot.
>>13930969what a cute little pony
>>13930962Count the wings
>>13930989Nobody loves flare.
>>13930969Got a retro aviator costume set up, got my keys ready for loot in hats and i have my haloween costumes for hats all ready to go as well.
>>13930969become a bat pony
>>13930992What is your favorite ponies favorite X-Man?
>>13930933>giving you're macro pony a ponut massage>notice yourself starting to get sucked indoushio~
>>13930989Wait,sergals came from TTRPGS? I thought they were created by a schizo furfag.
>>13930972are you into full tour?
>>13930992>The iron pony>Not Iron man
>>13930966pls don't do this to me anonnot right now
>>13930940Would you fuck me anonI'm a Rainbowfag
>>13930933I still don't get facesitting
>>13930972Micro unbirthing etc is fairly common thoughI think there's even some in https://mlpchan.net/anon/res/151607.htmlAlthough I'm too lazy to actually check
>>13931016Hand in hand, anon.
hello I'm alive
>>13931039Do you get oral?
>>13931039I don't even know why I started liking it. MLPG gave me the fetish somehow
I love little ponies.
>>13931039Some people like butts. Some people like those butts to be as close as possible.
>>13931020not sure what that is......
>>13931039neither does Fluttershy
>>13931016They're both the same thing.
>>13931033>I'm a RainbowfagGross. No.I'd suck the tip, though
>>13931048Link it nignog.
Hey was there someone that tripfagged as kornheiser here?
>>13931048would it be weird to raise children with celestia?
>>13931047are you truly alive? or are you just coasting through live in default mode.
>>13931047Are you anon? Are you?
>>13931065but she isn't on her face.she should be
>>13931083No, she is the perfect mother.
>>13931077Well then which mylittleponyfag would u fug
>>13931095Well Fluttershy isn't always on the bottom, see
>>13931073>Dick in a box.gif
>>13931039Try suffocating yourself with a huge fluffy pillow while lying down trying to fap and imagine your favorite pony sitting down on your face
>>13931064In through the front door, come out the backdoor alive.
>>13931083Do you consider it to be weird to raise children with a sapient alicorn princess?
>>13931039i used to think mlpg was some of the worst fetishists on the internet. that is until i saw a documentary on extreme fetishes. now mlpg seems so normal to me.
>>13931085I wish she hadn't looked so much like a real horse but more like a cartoon ponyNot that I didn't fap to it anyway
>>13931085How do you corrupt something with your dick?
>>13931117none of that is really weird to meexceptwould she help you live longer? how long would it take for the kids to grow up?
>>13931134I can show you.
>>13931117Considering I have presumably had an intimate relationship with one to get to that point, throwing a child into the mix really isn't a particularly large increase in weirdness.
>>13931134I'm pretty sure mine is corruptEverything that touches it is alone
>>13931103>>13931065>no fap month>fluttershy getting sat onI can't deal with it
>tfw no qt generic furry OC gf
>>13931085Id like to think Celestia would be extremely dominant, breaking the mind of any lesser man.Only those strong enough to resist her could truly satisfy her.
>>13931107for the fullest effect it should be one of these kinds of pillow
>>13931157release the pony
>>13931108sounds hot, i have had fantasies that a giant lamia girl ate me alive, it was a fantastic dream very hot and vivid
>>13931140and how would you show me...?
>>13931125true. cartoonish pony looks better.
>Twilight becomes the captain of the Starship: HarmoniaWhat happens?
>>13931173>>13931181"S-sorry. Should I go back in?"
I don't get smellfags
>>13931160>dat blush>dat lack of jewelry>dat wingspread>dat mane and tail>dat half-lidded lookthat picture is 10/10
>>13931182On-model pony is best pony.
>>13931102I wanna fuck Applefags the most. Almost all the applefags here usually have great personalitiesTwifags seems to have the weirdest fetishes so I'd totally be DTFFrom what I've seen Flutterfags are really sweet and looking for love or something, so they'd be niceI just won't fuck Dash or Pinkiefags
>>13931170Might as well get that add vanilla scent and hot water bottle to simulate the warmth and scent of a pony butt
>>13931125>implying it doesn't make it hotter
>>13931160>tfw no sergal gf to go on rape adventures with
>>13931190SRW, but with ponies... well, more ponies anyways.
>>13931210Everyone who makes generalities about groups of people are always the worst type of people.
>>13931174>Goodra will never anal vore you
>>13931165dr doomhe would do it just to prove that he could
>>13931141Shit, what does it mean if my cum is thick like jellyIs that bad
I would never make physical contact with a celestiafagI see them as creepy old guys that fuck rocking horses
>>13931219>tfw a sergal will never vomit his stomach out onto you and then swallow you whole
>>13927371>Thunderlane taking Rumble to the WA, and all the mares being all over himThis is all I've got in me tonight, sorry. I'll finish it tomorrow. Good night, gentlemen, it's been a pleasure.
>>13931108I found thisBreast vore concerns prey being engulfed into the predator's breast through the nipples. The consumed prey is usually held there; occasionally they are transformed into breast milk.Naval vore refers to the ingestion of prey through the predator's naval cavity. This usually occurs through pressing the prey firmly against the predator's waist, forcing them against the naval, which expands to an unrealistic size to envelop the prey and eventually force him/her into the stomach. There they are usually either digested or merely contained.Pouch Vore is a process present in the case of a marsupial predator such as a kangaroo, which will entice the prey into his/her pouch. Upon climbing in, the prey are then abruptly shoved further down by the predator or sucked down through contracting muscles. Whether the prey is forced into the stomach or stays in the confines of the pouch tends to differ, however, getting digested as a result is almost always the concluding case.Absorbsion refers to the process where the prey is dragged into the predator by either being consumed by a tail/tentacle, or if the pred is a slime, they are covered in the host's body upon any form of physical contact. Either way, the pred's stomach is where the prey usually tends to end up. what the shit
>>13931245I don't think anything can do that except for maybe pinkie pie. Maybe.
>>13931237I need to draw this...but nonsexually some howideas?
I think Flutterfags are all very nice
>>13931198I don't get smallfags.
>>13931238You are going to die.Also, Celestia is going to give you a blowjob and let you blow your load inside her throat.
>>13931252... looking promising...
>>13931253First one should include the postential for entrance through the cleavagewhich is a thing
>>13931252Looking forward to that onegoodnight
>>13931257Dr. Doom and Celestia having a standoff, doom holding a boquet of flowers and a box of chocolatesThat horse is going to be his one way or another.
>>13931210>Almost all the applefags here usually have great personalities
>went to buy a new pillow>first pillow in the aisle was a body pillowJ-just keep walking...
>>13931085 I think the art style is fucking horrid and celestia body is HoiHoi tier
>>13931268I hope this is how I die
>>13931141Many thanks. This will suit me well for tonight.
>>13931297I have a giant fluffy body pillow that I sleep with and it's wonderful for supportI basically cuddle around it but I've never slept better
>>13931297You messed up anon
>>13931297Have body pillows made it to America?
>>13931309It will be.Because it wasn't Celestia
>>13931297Just what kind of store were you in, Twilight?
Pony wants you to swallow her whole.
>>13931296>and they're great at art
pony hit a curb in your car and popped a tyre
>>13931326Her whole what?
Where is Fluttershy, 4DE?
I finally came to the thought of a giant lamia pony eating methat's one of the odder fantasies I've gotten off to lately...>inb4 lamiafaust.gif
my fetish is a romantic relationship with an intelligent nonhuman. ponies satisfy it the best.any pony would do except for applejacki said "intelligent"
>>13931330her whole self
>>13931301>Talking shit about Rikose
>>13931322I died knowing it to me it was Celestia, and for that last second I know and felt it was like Celestia, then so be it. I like bughorse anyways. I would offer her my human semen everyday of the week if she'd ask.
pony cant put on condoms with hooves and needs help
>>13931340>.gifyou have my attention
>>13931328better than GTA V where i hit a curb and tears up my axle fucking up the car and then i have to get out and take someone elses
>>13931360NONOT NOWTHE FLASHBACKS
>>13931266>not wanting to suck pantyanon's 4" and fondle his balls with your mouth at the same time
>>13931349I agree in a certain degree, specially when he draws the joints with a lot of detail, it does look a bit like HoiHoi's stylebut otherwise not really, he's got some really cute art
>>13931360Proabably the only meme i actually miss
>>13930732That was a really good postfap read.
>>13931321To my surprise, yes>>13931318I wouldn't be able to bring myself to take it up to the register>>13931325Bed Bath & Beyond
>>13931351she's not very good at the whole "asking" thing.
>>13931356I ... have some drawing to do.I'll be back. Maybe.
>>13931387>Bed Bath & BeyondI don't believe you.It had to be a Hot Topic next to one, the smell just confused you from the candles.
>>13930802i did this but it still won't work :C
>>13931301You may not like it, but Hoihoi is an extremely talented artist.
>>13931340>>13931356Is it time for snakeish poone
>>13931406Great, now I'm imagining Chrysalis spilling her spaghetti everywhere during sex every time.What if Chrysalis was really really bad at the sex part? She can love, but she can't "love"
Get a jerb MLPG
>>13931376I think Dash has most of the cutest art out there.
>>13931440i have a jerb
>>13931436Is she good at cuddling at least?
>>13931406Do I got to whip my dick out in front of her or what?Why waste a week trying to date me under disguise when we can fuck right there and then.
>>13931453She's even worse at that.
>>13931440If I had a job I wouldn't be on mlpg.
>>13931440Can I college instead.
>>13931453It'd be her worst nightmare. Her anxiety levels would be over the charts.
>>13931459How are you bad at cuddling?
>>13931455We need more of theseBut with different pones Perhaps something with the two already posted
pony thinks you're kawaii
>>13931472her holes have pinty ends that get stuck on everything
>>13931416There aren't even any Hot Topics around here
>>13931387aren't they just basically long pillows? It's not like it came with a qt gril pillowcase already, right?
>>13931470How are you going to pay for your little pony if you're in school?
c-can we be big ponies for a little bit?
>>13931471Spaghetti Chrysalis sounds really cute.
>>13931470education is just a way for people to be out of work without feeling guilty about itmy previous employer said that to me when I told her I was considering going to university to get a degree
>>13931436>"You just touch the penis until it gets hard, right? Then keep touching it until it sprays white stuff? It can't be that difficult. Come here, let me see...">"You want to what? Put it in my hole? But it feels weird when stuff touches it. And isn't your penis delicate? I've got all sorts of moving parts down there. It wouldn't be safe and you'd probably hate it.">"My leg holes? Those are very sensitive and some are barely big enough for your thing. Why would you want to stuff it in one?"
>>13931440>Get a job>While I have autismbuxNo.
>>13931434>tfw no cmc lamias to wrap you up in a full body triple cuddle
>>13931472>she prods a spur into your side>"O-oh, sorry, let me just-">she jabs her carapace into your leg>"Ah! I'll get something for the bleeding!">you try to calm her down by hugging her from behind>her wings shoot out and whip your arm into your face
>>13931440I would but I'm too busy being worthless and bad at every entry-level position
>>13931352>"This isn't gay, right?">"O-Of course it's not, anon. It's just a pal helping out another pal">"A-Are you getting a boner?"
>>13931487Somebody else will just have to have pony.It's better this way.
>>13931442I just wish more people wrote about hershe's got a pretty dynamic personality but no one writes stuff about her
>>13931387This anon has it right>>13931486
>>13931515You could always just lease a ponybut it's not quite the same
>>13931489So is she like, six inches tall between episodes?
>>13931533>attraction to strangers/foreignersWhat?
>>13931521What do you mean like non-lewd fan fictions?What kinds of personality traits would you like to see highlighted?
>>13931521that's because your waifu a shit xieril and you need to find a better one.
>>13931521Because she has a personality and actual character, it isn't as easy to project fetishes unto her as with most other side characters.
>>13931552>it isn't as easypffffffft
>>13931552>As if this has been a problem ever.
>>13931543It's a smut fic xieril
>>13931521Dash would be a lot prettier if she had a different voice.And wasn't into sports.And wasn't a cunt.Really she would improve a lot if she never spoke or did anything. All she has to do is stand around a look pretty.
>>13931537How did pony get so tiny?
>>13931579>>13931547Who are you people
>>13931579You're terrible anon
>>13931486>aren't they just basically long pillows?Yes?>It's not like it came with a qt gril pillowcase already, right?Obviously not at BB&B>>13931522Okay?
>>13931544Something cute would be nice. Perhaps her love for sports, or something like that, you know?>>13931552>>13931570I'm not talking about lewd stuff, although I'm sure some people in the generals would like some lewddash>>13931579>>13931547Eat shit
>>13931537I suppose she returns to normal size between episodes But she can get smaller if you are into that kind of thing
>>13931603That's the thing, she's boring to use since she's already too developed unless we go full OOC.But then again, no one here has ever given a shit about keeping things in character during lewd and non lewd greentext
Only 47 more days.47.47.
>>13931603Xenophilia was pretty good though. I think you'd like it, has a lot of hhnggg worthy moments.
>>13931629Tsundash is one of my favourite fanon things about her, so I really wouldn't mind someone writing her with some OOC content.
>>13931609I'm kind of into the opposite thing, to be honest. I wouldn't wish another hiatus on her just to make her fit my fetish, though.
>>13931662So you;d rather have an OC?
>>13931662I feel like what you're looking for has to existI mean I don't read fan fics but there's so much of it out there
Pony wants to know if you find her butt attractive.
>>13931440I have a job and i love it
>>13931642Too many days.Not enough pone.
>>13931669There's a difference between an OC and having original content for a character based off her personality.
>>13931671I'm going to need a better look. Maybe a little touch.
>>13931669No...what? That's not at all what I meant. They suggested that she would be boring to write because she's already too developed so unless they added some OOC stuff to her it wouldn't be as appealing as most fics. >>13931670You're probably right. Although most RD fics are pretty "My Little Dashie"-tier of awful.
>trying to come up with an original idea, not just a parody of someone else s jokewow this is hard.
>>13931586>>13931589>>13931603Yo, I'm just saying, Dash is extremely cute. It took me a while to realize how cute she is. But everything else about her is awful. Her voice is grating and her interest detract a lot from her cuteness.I wish we could have Dash's looks on a better pony.
I can't stop eating hummus. I just want to eat hummus with my favorite pony
>>13931664Perhaps with some practice she may be able to alter her size She is a unicorn after all
>>13931700Pony says she was testing you. Perv.
>>13931717We used to have a guy that fucked dead bodies here, so I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if we actually had a cannibal browsing these threads.
>>13931712Her voice is the best part about her, and i think a lot of her cuteness comes from her determination to be the best at everything she can.
>>13931696So you're going to tell me that all of those gimmick asks that use canon ponies like the Pet Dash tumblr aren't OOC?
>>13931603>>13931658Here you go you pieces of shit.http://www.fimfiction.net/story/27874/xenophilia
>>13931712I respect your right to have a different opinion than my own but frankly I love Ashleigh Ball and think AJ and Dash both have adorable voices.And Dash dash's interests make her a wonderful and well rounded character to me. Aspirations, sports, reading, ...writing fan fiction.
>>13931599I just don't see anything overtly embaressing about buying a long pillow is allpretend you're an amateur interior designer or some shit
>>13931712Can't you love pony for who they are?
>>13931711Nothing is really original. You just have to figure out interesting ways to put thing together.>not naming that "apple tries sculpting.gif"
>>13931731That's humus! HUMUS!Funny as hell though.
>>13931741I love how exuberant Dash gets over things she likes.
It's midnight and oh god what nightmare fetish fuel have I drawn nowI think it's time for bed... past time really...
>>13931734In a way they are. Granted I don't really agree with the artists' interpretations of the characters sometimes but there's only so much screen time every character has. There's more than one way to interpret a personality and sometimes people go down really vague paths with them.
>>13931711you could spend a lot of effort trying to be original for little reward, or you can make a sex and video game joke and get a million followers
>>13931711The CMC get into a playwar with some rowdy colts from school. It quickly devolves into a more serious issue, with waterballons, slingshots, and long-distance pranks becoming common.
>>13931778Holy shitI like it
>>13931742I'd find a way to make it awkward
>>13931740belopheron pleaseshave that beard
>>13931786who drew this?
>>13931729Pony has already flipped my switch. She should not play at such things, it's too late now.
>>13931783Meh.>>13931785It's not related to mlp. I wanna do something nice for pokemon xy release but i cant think of anything.
>>13931741It might sound biased but Dash has had some of the best morals in the show.>"Just because you're athletic doesn't mean you aren't smart! Reading is something everypony can enjoy, if they just give it a try."
>>13931783I had a friend like that.He had the realization that he wasn't getting anywhere, and was just getting paid, and burnt out.
>>13931786that would be a great picture if luna looked less human
Rainbow Dash is a very secretive pony.
>>13931521Rainbow Dash is okay, easily one of my top 31) Pinkie Pie/Celestia (she grew on me after roleplaying her, I really dig mentor/motherly/big sister vibe she has that is currently much unexplored in the show)2) Rarity3) Rainbow Dash4) Spike5) Twilight SparkleAnd Fluttershy and Apple Jack are shit I am still waiting for any of the post-Season 1 seasons to really make me CARE about them deeply
>>13931822You know I loved that thing. That her hair isn't naturally that color. Don't know why.Unfortunately it's kinda dead since her father also had a rainbow mane.
>>13931825>she grew on me after roleplaying her
>>13931825Freud aside, Celestia needs more airtime.She'a an interesting pony and I'm sure there are interesting stories to tell about her. Plus, any story involving her would almost invariably involve some kind of worldbuilding and/or fantasy. So that's a bonus.
>>13931836>implying her dad didn't start painting his first
>>13931836I wish they'd reveal her momnight muhlpug (i hope my doctor's appointment tomorrow doesn't make me die of boredom or they don't end up writing me MORE prescriptions of depakote I don't need... anti-anxiety and sleeping pills where?)
Oi MLPG when are the next comics coming out
>>13931811P-pony says she would never want a hairless monkey to lay a paw on her!
>>13931853hopefully one more issue before the new season
>>13931732>>13931741I really find her voice annoying, but I can see why people would like it. To me it sounds like nails on a chalkboard, though.I don't like her personality at all, though. It really turns me off of the cool things about her. >>13931747I can try, but I don't think this relationship will work out between us.
>>13931825The Last Roundup actually kinda hit me kind of hard.Something about the pressure of not being able to dissapoint, maybe. Might just be fanwank, even, but that episode really improved Applejack's position in my standings.
>>13931866Apparently the honly things you like about her are superficial bullshit, when she is a really great character.
>>13931825>Apple Jack are shitYou have made a powerful enemy today. You shall feel the wrath of apple nation soon
>>13931868git out, no ponies are allowed in here
>>13931866But her personality IS the cool thing about herI mean imagine if she were just a background rainbow colored mare. Everyone would have just thought she was lame and too girly when first watching MLP.Actually I wonder how many people kind of rationalized watching the episodes for the first time by thinking "well at least this pony is pretty awesome."
>>13931866When I heard her the first time I though she was a boy. My first contact with the show was with the leaked WWU song. Then I marathoned the 5 episodes that were out till then, but till the middle of the second episode I thought she was boy. I even said to myself "wow it's nice that they also have a male main character"
>>13931877>Something about the pressure of not being able to dissapoint, maybe.That feel. Apple Family Reunion got to me pretty bad, too. Not wanting to disappoint people that are counting on you is a tough load to carry.
>>13931877TLR is one of the best episodes on the series, imoAnd I know what you mean, it hit very close to home for me as well.
>>13931905Your experience is more common than some may think.
>>13931908I just wish that episode was not so boring, it was worse than the Owl episode and the AJ/Spike episode
>>13931866Maybe it's the cracks. Do you also find Sweetie Belle's voice annoying?
>>13931902>Actually I wonder how many people kind of rationalized watching the episodes for the first time by thinking "well at least this pony is pretty awesome."Not him but I was thinking "well this pony is pretty annoying". She's my least favorite since the first episode.
>>13931924>>13931905i literally don't understand how you could make this mistake.
POST YOUR PONE PLUSHES
>>13931939That's funny cause I had the exact opposite reaction like I said.If it wasn't for Dash I might not have given MLP a chance.
>>13931934>worse than the Owl episodeHarsh words. I thought it was pretty solid, not bad, but not great, you know?"RARITYCATCHME" was also pretty funny I thought.
💩someone send in the horse shit shovel brigade
>>13931953This pone is pretty plush
Pony wants to buy a house with youPony found a bunch of great property listings behind wall Sina
>>13931971He was talking about Apple Family Reunion not The Last Roundup
>>13931934>TLR worse than the Owl episode
>>13931953tfw no plushie
>>13931878Did I ever try to pass this off as anything other than my opinions?>>13931902I just don't like it. I normally like her character archetype when it's used on character that are being setup to be knocked down as a huge blow to their ego, but I think the only episode that really did that was Mare-do-well and that episode was kind of lame.>>13931905No joke, I did too. I didn't think much of it because it's not uncommon for shows like this to have a token male character, but I realized near the end of the first ep that she was a mare.>>13931937No I love Sweetie's voice. Despite the cracks she has a really soft sounding voice.I hate her VA, though.
>>13931961I really dislike her "I'M SO COOL" act.
>>13931949It's the laugh. At least for me. I didn't think there was any distinction between males and females. i mean till then we only had the guards, which are supposed to be big and imposing, and Big Mac which was supposed to be big.
>>13931971>>13931992He's talking about Apple Family Reunion.
>>13931984and I wouldn't have it any other way
>>13931949Me either, but for some reason I had already known that they were all girls, probably from already being at least aware of some of the other generations of mlp.
>>13931953>duplicate file entry???
>>13931971>"RARITYCATCHME" was also pretty funny I thought.I don't understand why people like this so much. I mean yeah it's pretty funny ut there were much much more funny and memorable lines and scenes in the show.
>>13932000>It's the laugh. At least for me.she sounded all the way girl to me
>>13931997Dash's ego hasn't gotten a big blow because its just slowly been pulled in check by her own learning. Look at HCFS where she passed the praise her IDOL gave her to Fluttershy, then in WA, again when given the opportunity to really stroke her ego she took the mature route.
>>13932029it's in this thread >>13931707
>>13932027Anytime anyone abbreviates Hurricane Fluttershy I can only read it as High Fructose Corn Syrup
>>13932011why don't you take a picture of it?
>>13932060>High Fructose Corn SyrupI hope you don't eat any foods with this.
>>13932053HmmThe pose looks weirdI think you need a reference
>>13932047>no thumbs visible[X] DOUBT
>>13932009I knew about the previous generations, not much but some basic things. I've seen scenes and a few episodes and I knew I hated it. Hell the first time I was linked to the leaked song I though a MLP thing? Well I guess I could watch it and laugh at how horrible it is.Then I spent an hour listening to it on repeat. Hell I was even talking to my cousin. Her reaction to that was "My little pony? Really? What the hell." I guess that since you know I no longer knew what to think or expect from it I didn't think that logically.
>>13932071unf unf unf>>13932075they have too much power anonymous, it would cause everyone to look at them instead of the plushies
>>13932053That's lovely Twilight, I'm sure it's great.
>>13932062I did an unboxing in mlpg when it arrived a few months back
>>13932047nice try mewball but i can recognize your pasty white nerd skin from a mile away
>>13932069i found a place that sells cane sugar soda today
>>13932053i want to smell the seat
>>13932105Remember to still be careful anon. Citric acid does a number on your gums, don't brush your teeth after drinking it.
>>13932112his nails aren't that bad
>>13931990>>13932002Oops.Still harsh, though.
>>13932112>>13932098the ride never ends
>>13931953I didn't feel like taking a new picture and this one is all fucked up. The Rarity one cost me 65 bucks
>>13932079>Hell I was even talking to my cousin. Her reaction to that was "My little pony? Really? What the hellMan I told some friends I was watching it back during season 1 and they still joke around about me being a brony. We just laugh it off but it would be way worse for me to give it attention an try and explain to them at this point so I don't bother.
>>13932112As psychotic as I can be about fingernails myself, I frankly can't tell how long they are in that picture. Too blurry.
>>13932092>fluttershy finds out her nutrients are based on mens seed>cant eat anymore
>>13932148Well she also watches the show. She's not really that into it but she still likes it. She even cried during a True true friend.Also I did the same. Told a few friends. Most didn't care and those who did make constant horsefucking jokes.
>>13932148Most people don't care anymore nowadays.Getting caught watching the show or using macros online back in early/mid 2011 was hell to be honest
>>13932158yeah I like ponies too
>>13932140what is that pink thing, and where are its legs
>>13932169no way me too
>>13932162i want to put my cock in that anus
>>13932096Are you a space pilot? Are you going to space?
>>13932178it looks like Dash has cleavage
>>13932170It's a hatThat I woreAnd payed $40 to get
>>13932184it was copy/pasted from there
>>13932148I got a few people to watch it right when season one was ending and I didn't know what it was going to becomeI just thought it was a surprisingly good show and they'd find it funnyOne of them watched most of season 1 and never bothered to finish it, another I think kept up and as far as I know has seen all the episodes, but doesn't ever talk about itThe last is a stereotypical bronyHe has an OC with metal wings
>>13932158Wait, so male characters display less information than female ones? The fuck?>>13932192No regrets, I'm sure it looks stellar.
>>13932116>nothing separating bare pony butt from chairsmultiple_sweating_men.png
>>13932126don't forget to brush my teeth, or don't brush my teeth?
>>13932158People like you are one of the biggest reasons why /co/ is so terrible now.
>>13932200>2 of them probably watched some more but don't talk about it>the other is a full blown bronyIts' so hard to find that happy medium. I think that's what mlpg is most of the time, the in between. I want to believe anyways.
>>13932207Never brush your teeth right after drinking a liquid with citric acid in it.
What would a pony riot look like?
>>13932215what are they rioting against?
>>13932200>He has an OC with metal wingsI don't know why I'm laughing this much. I only got one friend to watch it and he stopped watching it after S1.
>>13932219>>13932201I also bought a Rarity T-ShirtIt's alright
Sleep tight MLPGIt was nice talking about speedycloud with you guys
>>13932215celestia is keeping the only human dick to herself
>>13932229New sugar tax.
>>13932200I've tried to get my best friend into it just because. He's been considering reading the comic, but I never loaned him any because I remembered what happened when I tried to get him into homestuck
>>13932237god i love this picture so muchgoodnight
>Look up Medieval cuisine on wikipedia>End up in Octane Fuel ratingsFuck, I wonder what would happen if wikipedia was introduced to Twilight
>>13932237Enjoy your empty bed.
>>13932237goodnight i love you
>>13932200>He has an OC with metal wings>"I'm pretty much piece of shit IRL, fat and dirty and quite dumb, people always make jokes about me and I'm too lazy to make myself better. But hey, I an be supermegaawesomealicornwithmetalwings who ACTUALLY rules over Equestria in pony world! Yay, I feel better! I feel special! FUCK YEAH BRONY POWER!"
>>13932272That's one hell of an extrapolation there, man. Can't you just accept that metal winged OCs by themselves are pretty dumb and laugh at that?
>>13932258I told you man, Dash gets the cutest art.And prettiest art.
>>13932296Too bad about her everything else
>>13932296thats because she is cutest and prettiest
>>13932262>that picture>implying Dash can't have anybody she wants
>>13932301Anon, i will fight you
>>13932289The funniest OC, after me wast that alicorn from ponychan, Ember Storm or some shit like that.I swear to god even now I laugh at that origin story.
>>13932289That's pretty much the case behind all these hideous OCs, it just the creators -- of course -- will never admit that, even to themselves.
>>13932307Then why doesn't she.
>in an alternate universe, pony ships me with people from work
>>13932315I'll kick your ass while Dash watches
>>13932296>prettiest art.Celestia and Luna get the prettiestChrysalis overall gets the best art in terms of quality
>>13932325not now anon i can't
>>13932337Say that to my face motherfucker and not online and see what happens
>>13932317>mfw used to draw it genderbent he used to get so mad
>>13932338I hope you don't mean pic related.
>>13932345you're such a dick mewwhat would you're mother think
Scrollin' down the thread, smokin indo, sippin on gin and juice Laid back (with my mind on my pony and my pony on my mind)
>>13932325Because she wants Rarity but Rarity wants Twilight but Twilight wants Pinkie but Pinkie wants Fluttershy but Fluttershy wants a stron mare like AJ but AJ is straight.
>>13932338>Chrysalis overall gets the best art in terms of quality
>>13932353Don't be a menace to Ponyville while drinking your juice in Town square
>>13932360He might be onto somethingThere's some really pretty Chrysalis art out there
>>13932360Ok wisecracker who do you think gets the best art then
>>13932342Meet me after school by the flagpole and I'll do that and more to your face.
>>13932357AJ ruins everything and noone wants Rarity.
>>13932345Good boy. But still>is a unicorn>but once tried to telport an erupting volcano away from ponyvile>but accidentally teleport it inside himself and become an alicorn>also the ghost of his dead father appears to give him advice>and Twilight loves himHOW THE FUCK DO YOU TRANSFORM INTO AN ALICORN BY TELEPORTING A VOLCANO INSIDE YOU.
>>13932321>>13932317yeah, I just think it's kinds dumb to assume that just 'cause the guy made an OC with a dumb feature, that it's an alicorn who rules everything that he made to get away from his shit life or whatever.It's like seeing somebody slip on a banana and saying "Ha! Probably tripped because he's SUCH A FAT CLUMSY FUCK."Maybe I'm just a faggot, but making it unessentially mean-spirited doesn't really make it funnier.>>13932345Ooh, pics?
>>13932360it's true. Her art is always the most detailed.Luna gets the most lore-ish art
Eh hee hee haiii ano- *hic n h-how are youu~
Do you ship ponies x people from MLPG?
>>13932338Chrysalis is such a photogenic bughorseEven the less good art is still really cool most of the time
>>13932353I'd be genuinely upset if they didn't have booze in Equestria.Maybe I could show AJ how to make hard cider...you just let it sit for longer right?
>>13932391Rumble gets the most sexual art
>>13932394Xieril and Dash belong togetherstraight up, he's a handsome athletic dude and she deserves no less
>>13932387I'd help Rarity become a alicorn by letting her teleport my volcano inside of her if you know what I mean.
>>13932392Twilight you're drunk and I have a waifu
>>13932418Thank god she's not realI couldn't handle her being with some one else
You're marrying Cadence! You're marrying Cadence!
>>13932418Wait, really? I pictured him as a skinny, pasty nerd with wide rimmed glasses.
>>13932360I agreeAll the ponies have really good art of them, and there's some really shitty art of chrysalis, but on average I think she has the best
>>13932394YesI ship my waifu with myself
>>13932432>>13932418Someone needs to post the picture.You know the one.
>>13932392Show us your drunk butt
>>13932392Twilight, you're too drunk for anything. Let me help you to bed.
>>13932439Let's not do this today
>>13932432>>13932439I haven't got the picture of him but I'm sure somebody here saved it
>>13932439I really, really hate it when people post a picture of themselves in mlpgI'm not about to hold it against him or others but I feel like it's just the absolute worst place for that kind of thing
>>13932352she would laughhe was a very silly person>>13932389unfortunately they're on my old computer back home. Googled around and it doesn't look like anyone saved them and put them anywhere, damn. They were bad but it was still funny.
>>13932447>>13932456Well fuck you guys, I'm curious now.
>>13932456someone just looked back through his tumblr. He never actually posted it here
Pool or private theater?
>>13932456He didn't though. Someone took it from his tumblr and posted it here.
>>13932469>>13932474Sometimes I forget how creep some people here are
>>13932461it's somewhere here if you're dying to knowhttp://xieril.tumblr.com/
>>13932473I have both, let's go pony
>>13932481I'm not understanding how it's creepy if he posted his pic and tumblr.
>>13932481Whenever I occasionally post a picture I take of a plush or something I run the picture through like 3 different programs and filters. I'm so paranoid about the creepy fuckers on 4chan.
>>13932507>going through someone's personal tumblr to find a picture of them then posting it on a thread on 4chan against that person's permission just because
>>13932456>tfw nobody has recognized me here despite my picture ending up in the threadBULLET STATUS: DOGED
>>13932484A fair warning to Anon: If you try to find anything on xierils main tumblr, you'll have to bring some time with you. He rebloggs more stuff in a day than others in a whole year.
>>13932518>give out tumblr>knowing you have a pic of yourself on thereStill not seeing it.
>>13932530SeriouslyI love it when people have separate tumblrs for art and their personal shit.
>>13932530Found it!He looks average to me.
>>13932530honestly with the mass post editor theres no excuse for thisjust make an art and a personal tag or something and then put a link upits e z
pony is annoyed with you
>>13932579Yeah well she's still cute.
>>13932579Oh no... what did I do wrong?
>>13932579Am I not touching her butt enough?
>>13932579FUCK YOU PONY YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME WHY DON'T I KNOCK YOU IN THE GABBER YOU LITTLE SHIT
>>13932579Did I touch her butt too much?
pony wants to go for a walk now
You can either die a slow, agonizing death that will involve the lose of all your bodily functions, followed by painfully suffocating as your lungs give outOr you can be healed by letting you're least favorite pony give you magical kisses on your boo boo nonsexually
>>13932589I hate that picture so much because I know what its taken from
wow this new op is such a piece of shit
>>13932614Sure thing pony, any place in particular you want to go.
Where would Celestia go for vacation?
>>13932625> involve the lose>Pinkie kissing my woundsalright
>>13932627That's a pityI like to take art with potential but with shit in the way and just edit it
>>13932635Hanging out at your place.
>>13932631Pony wants to run laps around the park and then go see that indie documentary about the environment
>>13932635Why does Luna get a vacation as well?
>>13932672Because she only gets time off once in a blue moon!
>>13932689Inb4 /k/ replies
>>13932702What a stinker.
The dayThe generalDiedAnd we were singin
I've always thought a torture interrogation would be hugely gratifying in a quest.Something like in MGS1 only instead of pressing circle to survive or avoid breaking you'll roll for it.
>>13932702>smelly bughorse will never sit on your face
>>13932738Something like that would only be fun if there was a threat of at least being seriously injuredCould be fun though
>>13931877It had the opposite effect for me.AJ came out worse, she had already learned in Applebuck Season she can depend on her friends to help and she went on to lie throughout the episode.
>>13932746>smelly bughorse will never sit on fluttershy's face
>>13931842>She's an interesting ponyShe couldn't even be interesting for her micro.
Pony wants it on her face.
>>13932777I thought the whole half lie thing was pretty cheap as well.The episode would have been improved immensely if she had never told Pinkie that she'd tell them the truth at breakfast. I mean it just sent a bad message since she never admitted that she was lying but instead twisted words in order to get away with it.
>>13932750The threat would be death, we're not talking about simple water boarding here.
>>13932815other way around
>>13932816Have to lie to cover other lies to make them okay.
>>13932819I want you to talk about pony.
>>13932820>arm lifting up>boob stays in the same position
>Watching a shemale creampie video>CumfartMy dick is rock hard.
>>13932844He might be wanting a pony boyfriendTheir sacks are pretty bigMaybe even a zebra boyfriend
>>13931842>Freud asideGo fuck off to the piss for forcing that meme shit.>>13932815Why would she want a pie to her face?
>you will never a queasy pony
>>13932855>watching those>not fapping to shemale furry porn
>>13932865>No nanaki fapfiction:(
>>13932866Go away anon.
>>13932866Is she okay?
why did it all of a sudden get super shitty in here
You can either have ever bone in your body broken, including your skull, one by oneOr you can have a casual dinner date with Rarity
>>13932889That's not deaf, rather some anon who thinks it's funny.
>>13932877>nanaki writes part 1 of fapfic says part 2 soon>fap and get excite for part 2>it never comesnanaki is the worst
>>13932895Man the million of finger bones are going to be really painful.
>>13932895I'm going to have to go with the bone destroying.
>>13932895Do I have to kiss her goodbye?
>>13932888You can fix it.
>>13932895what is the food and who is paying?
>you will never see your cum swirling inside goopone's womb
>>13932916At the end you will walk her home and if it feels right you kiss her on the cheek
>>13932866More like Dead Defiler
>>13932908I'm talking about fapfiction featuring his fursona.
>>13932908His parents are getting divorced and his house is being foreclosed. I'm sure he's worried about shit more important than pony porn.
>>13932923How about Gumberry?
>>13932922Its very fancy cuisine, but its also a super special occasion so the entire meal is comped
>>13932933>>13932877If you want it so badly why don't you write it?
>>13932939I bet she'd pull your seed into a tight ball and rub her belly over it, smiling wide
>>13932908>it never comesThat wan't the only thing that didn't come!
>>13932933that story was about his fursona
>>13932954Link part one.
>>13932942You know what the fun thing about this would be?The stallion's formal wear was just the upper half of a tux.So I could just wear the top half of a suit like that and be completely naked otherwise and it would be fine in pony culture.
>>13932948i tried drawing my own porn and it didnt work outi tried writing my own fapfics and it turned out even worse
I think fat people are a waste of lifeFat ponies are cool tho
>>13932966Then go buy Nanaki some gift artCan't you perverts do anything right
>>13932923>She'll never slide a litre of her goo down your urethra and into your ballsack>You'll never watch it slowly inflate>She'll never make you go about your day with uncomfortably large balls>She'll never make you fuck her, the stronger slaps to her rear making her entire body shake in ripples
>>13932984i aint got no job
>>13932820I kind of want it, but I wish it was Rariy
>>13932980>no FA account
>>13932985>part of her in you>she's still connected to it>enjoys reminding you of tha