Old thread: >>13910967Topic: Your favourite pony has fallen sick and you must care for them! How do you go about doing that?
Give her plenty of apples.
give her the dickthat what you give to sick sluts right
>>13915282Plenty of apples, and good stew.Unless it's a fever, then it's just water and light food.
>>13915282Make sure she got bed rest, drank plenty of fluids, and I'd read stories to her or something to try and help keep her entertained when she can't sleep.
>>13915233>you will never catch a princess roleplaying her favorite ships
>>13915282Good broth and apple juice, with plenty of bed rest and tending to
>>13915354>you will never get kissed by a horse
>>13915354trixie and herBIGMOUTH
>>13915282Make her some herbal tea.
>>13915282See? Fluttershy can be funny. Fuck everypony who wouldn't laugh at her jokes, they're self entitled pricks who have nothing better to do that to SCOFF AT FREE ENTERTAINMENT!!
>>13915378Yes anon.Quite big.
>>13915354I'd have great and powerful kisses with Trixie
>>13915282Keep them well hydrated and fed. Make sure they sleep as much as they can. Get them new tissues often so they can get all the bad stuff out!
>>13915282I'd read her some stories she would likeAsk twilight for books on how to take care of a pony and junkman I'd do a lot of things for that pone
>>13915396Would you worship the great and powerful ass?
>>13915375Trixie's glasses vanish in panel 4
This is really cool
>>13915416THE KISS WAS A DISTRACTIONDAMN YOU TWILIGHT
>>13915416YOUR MOTHER'S GLASSES VANISH IN PANEL FOUR
>>13915412Yes, but I just finished having a fap so my mind isn't on such lewd things at the moment.Kisses and cuddles are the flavor of the moment.
>>13915428is that the place from forrest gump
http://imgur.com/6lOG4aeover the line nanaki
>>13915446I hope you are being facetious
>>13915282I'd give her a hoof massage
>>13915474Jeez Twily, having wings doesn't mean you don't have to walk anymore, you know?
Does anyone have a spare Darksiders 2 key?
>>13915474she looks like the dog from the cartoon 101 dalmatians
>>13915517Let's solve that.
>>13915517What happened to all the ponies?
>>13915532Died from krokodilEspecially the pink one
>>13915532The ponies have gone on vacation.
>>13915545how come I wasn't invited?
>>13915545B. Call pone when?
Best butt coming through
>>13915607how do you even pronounce xieril?
>>13915617zeh - earl
>>13915611Good thing you warned us, that thing could've knocked someone flat
>check /unf/>expect ponies>see thishttp://mlpg.co/unf/res/1264.htmlWhat in the flying fuck is this? This is just straight up camwhoring. There's no connection with MLP at all
Pony says it's -much- safer behind wall Sina
>>13915643>There's no connection with MLP at allSo is your post
>>13915651Pony has shit taste in anime.
>>13915643>fetishfagsgive em an inch and they take a mile
>>13915655>There's no connection with MLP at allSo is your face
>>13915655So is YOUR post!
>>13915624>>13915631>>13915639These are all valid>>13915622>
pony has gone into power-saving mode
>>13915643hide it or discuss it here: http://mlpg.co/sic/res/103.html
>>13915649WHERE EEZ ZJE WODKE
>>13915643He has worn the little CMC cape corset thingClose enough for me!
>>13915679yes.let the butts flow through you.
>>13915692In the fridge. Where the fuck else would you keep vodka? Do you put it in the shower? Is your vodka up your ass?
>>13915720I keep mine in the pantry because I don't like it cold
>>13915712I can't keep my cool if I keep posting butts.
>>13915712more like let me flow into butts
>>13915727What kind of hellish pantry isn't cold?
>>13915643What makes it worse is that he's not even a good trap.He has really manly hands. A less than stellar butt. AND his dick isn't cute.MLPG has really low standards so they take what they can get.
>>13915739Jesus Christ how horrifying
>>13915736my pantry is warmer than my fridge which is in turn warmer than my freezer
>>13915761remove thine hands from my waifu, you heathen
>>13915767in my butt
>>13915767in your butt
>>13915761No, don't you try and get me revved up! I will not make a repeat occurrence of goo ponies or admiring Pinkie's posterior very physically!
>you will never find a qt furry wolf gf>who likes to fuck you in the ass with wolf animal dick strapon
>>13915453That's not me, I'm not into macro.I love DJ's work though. He draws some amazing TG stuff.
This general is butts!
>>13915799uh... th... this is, bait. Right guys? Right?
>>13915799>>13915801wait a minute, who is the real nanaki here?
>>13915829they're both bcsthe real nanaki hasn't posted here in years
>>13915829Shoot them both.
>>13915803Like your face
>>13915799I wish I knew what was going on in that pictureI also with I had that many pancakes
>>13915787We'll just see about that, Aspirant.
>>13915849fuck off ea
>>13915829I am.>>13915832No dude, I'm still here.>>13915799Why is that chick wearing tape over her nipples and a wolf mask?Why are there so many pancakes?So many questions.
>>13915841I'd butter up those butterballs...
>>13915842I wish I had that many pancakes, but I wish they were still warm.Nothing sucks more than cold pancakes
>>13915847I guess we shall
>>13915849>New BBGod yes.You're the only one that understands me, EA.
>>13915849will someone please erase the vag so i can save this
>>13915849>strange blue pear>odd purple bean
>>13915903Hopefully I also make you cum
>>13915901how many butts can you endure before it becomes too much to bear?
>>13915799that other stuff aside a furry gf would be kind of cool>human form built for hugging>fluffy as fuck>will eat your table scrapsWhere did my life go wrong
>>13915925It gets easier when you learn to turn the other cheek
>>13915936>He doesn't own a dog.Dumbass.
>rose being a turbonerd on tumblr right now
>>13915915More than you can possibly imagine
>>13915925Depends on the quality of the butt and how depraved I'm feeling at the moment.>>13915941Hahahaha, well done.
>>13915947>taking your dog out to nice dinners>fucking your dog>letting your dog borrow your scarf>dating your dog>marrying your dogGross.
>>13915955oh man look at those ears
>>13915573Kind of surprising that that was made by Danfango700.
>>13915947You can't fuck your dog.Well, you can, but I wouldn't recommend it.
>>13915980It's only gross if you don't each it to walk on its hind legs like God intended.
>>13915984He actually used to lurk here
>>13915979oh, you'll be feeling depraved by the time I'm done with you
>>13915282Sounds like someone needs an all day snuggle, stay in your pajamas, order take out and watch movie day!
>>13915965>being this late with the marker
>>13916002who fucking cares
we still butts?
1. Timecop2. Snape Kills Dumbledore3. A Hufflepuff Does Something Useful, Then Dies4. The Pilot Episodes5. Undending Wind-Waker-esque Scavenger Hunt, Then Harry Kills Voldemort Because of a Technicality6. Ginny Weasley is a Fucking Idiot7. Best Villain Gets Raped by Centaurs Probably
>>13916010Sir or madam, I write fiction of a little girls cartoon that frequently delves into the sexual.I always feel depraved.
>>13916025>>13916027>MLPG.>We agree on everything.
>>13915849somebody crop out the vag and asshole and call it "strange pink cave.png"
>>13916036>nontransparentCome on now.You can do better.
>>13916046>Havent read homestuck in years>Have fuck all clue what is even going on anymore
>>13916048>It's saved as a gif.>Tiarawhy's bat is seen flying out of it.
>>13916032Oh god what's wrong with her
>>13916025Not you I guess>>13916027Yeah, he stopped lurking after S2 I think
>>13915879EA pls cuddle a pony
>>13915971<3 <3 <3
how would you store your cube ponies?
>>13916075She's fallen and she can't get up. Completely defenseless really.
>>13915643The guy jizzing on pony dolls made me realize that MLPG cannot claim any superiority to "bronies" or "the piss" anymore. We ARE what we rebelled against. We're straight up pervert bronies.
>>13916062I was hoping it'd be shorter and more fun like Problem Sleuth.It's just really fucking crazy now.
>>13916043let me rephrase.you'll be feeling more depraved than usual by the time I'm done with you.
>>13916095goddamn why must your shemale char be so hot
>>13916076Hmm...He apparently hates S3. A lot.
>>13916098Is it so wrong to want something like this, but just to love and cuddle?
>>13916055>also all those artifactssudoku in progress
>>13916094Man, I sort of miss Ponyfukr or how ever you spelled that.One guy even got him to cum on his belt
>>13915709>He has worn the little CMC cape corset thing>Close enough for me!Not enough for me pervert.
>>13916095>shorter>like Problem Sleuth
>>13916114>One guy even got him to cum on his beltThat was me.Biggest accomplishment ever.
>>13915751It is!Every time I see MLPG lose their shit over this guy I am disgusted.If you're going to fap to traps at least make sure they're good traps.I mean god, have some standards, people.
>>13916119 Squidwards toenail.png can you see it?
>Twilight makes a magic pendant that glows pink whenever the wearer has lewd thoughts.Which of her friends would she give it to?
>>13916106She's only as attractive as the artist drawing her is talented.Show the artists love, not me and my crappy character.
>>13916098That would be quite difficult, I assure you.
>>13916161Rarity so she can get a dozen more made up
>>13916161Anon.>It never stops glowing.>Sometimes you can see the physical beam come out of it.
>tfw you came up with the "plum floating in water" as a response to Sparkler posting that picture>tfw everyone thinks he came up with itI didn't even care until just now.
>>13916161IF she gives it to Pinkie Pie, it'll always be on!casuse she is pink and the light will difuse and make it look pink all the time anyway
>>13916076Huh, that's not terribly surprising given the content of his videos. I always assumed, but never made a mention of it.
>>13916166Some /soc/ hipster is having a fun time right about now
You're all a bunch of degernates.I remember when we were "ironically" perverts.Now we're just perverts.
>>13916166Ahaha, the pic swap thing happened to me. I only wonder where that ended up.>>13916185One can only hope.
>>13916166what the-that's not a pony butt!
>>13916161Fluttershy, Rarity, and Celestia.Then she activates the secondary effect that lets her know their lewdest thoughts.
>>13916193fun police pls go
>>13916195>the pic swap thingWhen did this start happening?
>>13916193Spell it right so it can be caught by the filter
>>13916193Anon pleaseIt was never ironic
>>13916186I love it when we play this game.It's so much fun later when people have to guess the full image.
>>13916195cease your struggle.give in to your dark desires for ponies and their soft rumps.
>>13916234Now make it 40k or something and we can call it a day
Is this the night thread?
>>13916265now... and forever!
>>13916265No, this is Marker.
I hope I didn't upset BCS when I said I had a crush on her.How do I get her to like me and think I'm not creepy
>>13916232I don't think->>13916253Well now.
>>13916289You're a dick and I hate youGo fuck a horse nerd
Magic schmagic. Boo!
>>13916287pony is not for 40k
>>13916317Pony shouldn't hug watermelon slices like that, s/he'll get all sticky.
>>13916289Filter her.She likes it and so do I.
>>13916295do I detect a faltering in your resolve?you can't resist forever. the butts are stronger than you.
>>13916317>So poorly done you don't even notice the tongue is going in and out.Fucking lazy bronies...
Are there any more colt fapfics out there?That pastebin from last thread was good, but i need more.
>>13916309Trixie is a pony worth booing.
>>13916336I noticed just fine and so did you apparently
>>13916317Whoa, neat.>>13916336I'm more concerned about the tail honestly.
>>13916300I know you're not her, but she's probably thinking the same thing
>>13916334>that sweet municipal booty
>>13916349I only noticed because I squinted.I was figuring they would not bother to animate that.Then I saw they DID and it bothered me.
>>13916337I really hope the guy that wrote that does a continuation of that story. I really enjoyed it.
anyone want a stram or something? I'm bored.
>>13916353Your taxes pay for that.As a constituent you should know your rights.
>>13916353We should put more funding into her booty
>>13916353She's a very busy mare
>>13916230I'm not very good at this
We don't see it here, but Trixie was crying in this scene, and all the way back to Hoofington.
>>13916353yes.tell us more about that municipal booty.
>>13916382Looks like the wind ring from Klonoa.
>>13916334Oh of course they are. Butts are eternal. Willpower is fleeting, more often than not.But I believe I've held out just fine to refrain from speaking of riding the mayor's municipal backside in her locked office so hard that the entire town feels an immediate tax break.
>>13916390You should write a Trixie sadfic.Those are original.
>>13916405>that buttGet the lube.
>>13916317I'm curious... Anyone know when this was made?
>>13916407It's a little bigger than that, I assure you...
>>13916436probably a month or so ago
>>13916442>>13916424I don't get it
>>13916416>riding the mayor's municipal backside in her locked office so hard that the entire town feels an immediate tax break.tell me more.
>>13916457Why is this so funny to me every time it's posted?
>you will never worship a satyr's hooves
>>13916463She looks as though she has seen a ghost!
>>13916455It's not the kind of ring you can wear, unless you're ultralewd.http://i.imgur.com/Az9EGza.jpg
>>13916481>Not their dangerously delicious thighs
>>13916473Why does it look like someone has just grafted her head onto that body?
>>13916481>We are going to see these at cons.>The are going to explain to news outlets just how these things came to be.>"Bronies: Actually want to have sex with ponies!"
Continue to be good by doing nothing at all
>>13916481>stiltsI don't like girls who are taller than me.
>>13916481>satyr digitigrade leg-worshipI'd give my kidney for a lewd story like that.
>>13916484those pesky spirits just won't stop staring at the royal backside
>>13916529You could always wear a pretty dress, they won't stop staring, but you might not feel so self-conscious as a result.
>>13916533ok fine geez
>>13916494>>13916532...god dammit those thighs...
>>13916532>pretending that's how your love-child with Lyra would look
>>13916546Holy shit this is hot
>>13916545Anon no, that may be your daughter depending on who your wiafu is!
>>13916488Needs a massive cock
>>13916552You silly pony, not only can you not stand like that, but you're not even a doctor.
>>13915282I force her to stay in bed all day.
>>13916532Does GR still come by here?I miss his art.
>>13916546The Clean version if anyone wants it
But isn't she only like 11 years old?
>>13916567I think you're a very beautiful mare and I would like to take you to the movies.
>>13916463There's not much more to tell, honestly.Except that perhaps hot dogging those buns while she's trying to give a convincing speech may or may not lead to sudden closet politicking at her speech's conclusion.And the day after.Or that I don't think the Mayor being a little older is a hindrance to her potential...appeal, to a younger demographic.
>>13916365What if I did write a part 2?
>>13916512*unguligradeDigitigrade is different because toes are not toenails and you could probably actually walk comfortably if you had weird digitigrade legs
>>13916569I like you
>>13916563well it's not Lyra!that means she's fair game once she comes of age!
>>13916582pretty mature thighsCaptcha: ppedco greatness
>>13916582Brothers, look, she knows not what heresy she doesGrab her butt, battle brothers, for the emprah
>>13916584>a little olderShe has a Pink Mane t
>>13916601Good luck getting the dad to like you first.I hear he was trained in gorilla warfare.
What if pizza delivery ponies spouted cheesy porno lines, but were completely nonsexual/oblvious about it
>>13916584Haleigh needs to check her privilege, how does she expect bees to get an education
>>13916582She won't be 11 forever.And of her thighs are nice now, just imagine how they'll look once her figure's filled out.
>>13916618>her dad is literally a gorilla>planet of the apes is going down on equestria>they got there before humans>for some reason their hybrid children look human and your kids look gorilla
>>13916588I would fall in love with you.
>>13916609Are you saying older ponies can't have colorful manes?You're the reason why she dyes it. Meanie.Though to be fair it compliments her coat more when it's gray.
>>13916532>pick her up>twirl her around>give her a hug
>>13916638>your kids look gorillaI get to have kids with pony?
>>13916652YesBut they look like gorillas with pony legs
>>13916652You can't because incompatible.
>>13916657Anon, why do you feel the compulsive need to post your shitty porn here?
>>13916665>Science has created the /v/accine.
FUCK MY BUTT
You have a romantic evening planned with your little pony tomorrow night. As you are out purchasing special horse oats to surprise her with, you run into your little pony's best girlfriend. The two of you get to chatting and the friend tells you that she found out that your little pony is planning to shave her legs for you. Apparently your little pony heard that this is a thing human women do before their romantic evenings, and she wanted to do whatever she could to be attractive to you personally.Do you call up your little pony and tell her not to do it, or do you let pony do it for you
goats all over the worldlock hornsstart a goat traingoat train
>>13916584yes. yes. this is perfect.please, go on. surely those tight buns warrant further discourse.
>>13916659>gorillas with pony legs
>>13916665WHY WOULD I WANT TO ZAP MY BRAIN TO HATE PONYIF I COULD I'D ZAP MY BRAIN TO ENTER A COMA AND DREAM WITH BEING WIHT PONE. ALL OF THE PONE BUT THIS ONE >>13916680 THE MOST
>>13916684NO, FUCK MY BUTT
>>13916685Pony is not for shaving.
Which drawfags do you think are gay?
>>13916685I'd call her up and tell her that while it's a sweet thought, her fuzzy legs are wonderful.Then I'd whisper those unspeakable things I'd do to them.
>>13916680Gosh, you're so pretty.
>>13916702What a cute little princess
>>13916701I miss SB
>>13916718whichever ones are male and horny. After busting a nut they come to their senses
>>13916665>norm compliance is independent of knowledge about the normBullshit, or their testing is lackingSocietal norms are incredibly varied depending on culture
>>13916657this doesn't make any sense at allthat pony is supposed to be an earth pony, not a unicorn
>>13916718Brae, Dovne, Saine.
>>13916702I thought that said picnicsI request sleepy picnics
>>13916718Jessy and Rose.And MT.Together.In a tub filled with olive oil.
>>13916750No, Saine's bi
>>13916736everyone has a pretty good idea of what "norm" is, even if it doesn't apply to them, and even if they wish it wasn't the norm.Homosexuals, for instance
I heard Jessy ran off with all the commission money and bought herself a fursuit of her OC
>>13916702Why is her horn so pointy?That looks dangerous.
>>13916761>$3k worth of commission money
>>13916756He's still gay, he just also happens to be straight at the same time.
>>13916765she's almost tall enough to gouge Celestia's eye out. After than, she can take out Celestia in the 60 seconds it takes her eyes to regenerate
>>13916765Would you file a pony's horn?
>>13916754>olive oil>not melted marshmellow
>>13916692>JubileeNow there's a butt I could get behind.But I digress.I fear I've run out of butt pictures. I don't know how I could go on without just monologuing about caressing, pinching, biting, licking, kneading, slapping, and generally adoring a pleasant posterior. To know I could make her problems wash away for even a brief moment would bring me about as much joy as ending together would.
>>13916788No you fool, you want slick, not stick!
>>13916782Is she okay with it? Would it hurt her?
>you will never squeeze pony's oversized prostate
Have you served today?
>>13916814>it's like a small baseball
>>13916792are you feeling sufficiently depraved now?
>>13916828>every little squeeze makes her groan and shudder, leaking profusely
>>13916826She's a goddamn succubus!
>>13916847please squeeze it slowly, i don't even know what kind of damage you'd do if you just went to town on it
>>13916814>>13916828>>13916847I thought this was her clit for a second.I'm sad it's not, but... go on.
>>13916832I don't even know how to find spitfirewhat kind of help does she need
why are filly fapfics so hot
>>13916863>not being as gentle as your pony needs you to be>not fondling her balls with your other hand as you tease her closer and closer to climax
Why is this a thing.
>>13916857Owlolicious pls go
>>13916851She's not that inefficient.
>>13916867i recognize this asshole
>>13916875the thing that bugs me most about this is that they just had to make it alicorn twilight instead of normal EqG twilight
>>13916875hasbro marketing team
>>13916875Isn't that the EG expansion to the iOS game?
Three hours until polls conclude for first round!http://challonge.com/poneisfightRound 1:TS vs RD: http://strawpoll.me/503573FS vs PP: http://strawpoll.me/503582AJ vs RR: http://strawpoll.me/503585Vote for your favorite pony!
>>13916875Does Hasbro even realize how furry this is?
Hoof-biting action overload!
>>13916843What do you want me to say, anon?That if given the chance, and consent, I'd rut the ever loving hell out of any given pony's backside? Until they were a sweaty, reddened mess?Because I would. If it wasn't such a fantasy.
>>13916732SB will be back once his wave of super depression settles down a bit
>>13916873your collecting all the "milk" in a pail, right?>>13916904yea, it's from that 6-titted giant caterpillar lady in the forest.
>>13916900Yes, it is.>>13916909No, they do not.>>13916896It's weird, why are Pinkie and Dash there in normal form but Twilight is in her pony-human form?
>>13916702true fact: since becoming a princess twilight has not canon read one single book
>>13916736The mechanism that makes you comply with things is separate from everything elseIt's what makes you hide your power level in public
>>13916911shut up pinkie
>>13916927Correcto>>13916935I'm gonna try to see if I can get some more porn of this perhaps in the near future
>>13916928Gotta push that Alicorn Twilight I guess. Same reason why She's incapable of having her wings folded in by her side during the entirety of that sequence at the end of S4.
>>13916927But of course. Though sometimes I like to just put a condom on her and watch it balloon larger and larger.
>>13916875how are the humans supposed to know twily is superior masterrace alicorn and not a filthy pegasus?
>>13916915my work here is done.
>>13916949i didn't even like it for fapping, it's just an awesome creature
>>13916964There's no differenceMagic can't be innate to living beings on earth in the MLP universe apparently, only enchanted objects. Apparently we have a severe mana shortage.
>>13916936The first thing she did was ask for a book
>>13916972Well yeah agreed but it always irked me how there was only one image of it
>>13916936True faact: Twilight has always been an ugly
>>13916936she read in eqg in the library
>>13916964nigga fuck what you heard, the deviant artists come up with some adorable stuff
>>13916964Oh No, Twilight is late for school!I hope she doesn't bump into anyone on her way there
>>13916984didn't you know anonspace frogs took the magic of friendship away from us
>>13916962thank you based japanno do ab and big mac pls
A mark of one's destiny, singled out alone fulfilled
>>13916877>in the bee world when the queen is no longer able to function or mate the colony will gather around her and smother her to death>i assume changelings are exactly the sameunf
>>13916984>Anonymous gets to Equestria>All the unicorns and the princesses see him as a hole in the universe since he is completely devoid as magic and are unable to deal with this fact>It's comparable to stuff from the Cthulu mythos for them
>>13916875Is there a pony thing like this? Did they make one of these for EQG before making one for ponies?
>>13916998What's wrong with the artist?
Why do I click on imgur and derpibooru links every time?I don't like pony sexually and many of the links actually nausiate me.
>>13917024>fluttershy's slow doubletake as she realizes that dash only has one wing.gif
>>13916971Oh please, I've had much worse outbreaks than that.I'm effectively counting down the days till the next bout of unchecked fantasy-disregarding wall of text about how I'd fuck a goo pony till she couldn't keep shape or make Rarity the most disheveled hot mess in all of Equestria.I should feel ashamed but I'm often more pleased at my imagination than reviled anymore. Oh how things change.
>>13917025he means on the inside. You still have a rockin' hot bod
>>13916962>tfw no imgur script on this computer>so i have to manually open each link>it is always disappointmentdang
>>13916989That's an awful thing to say scrubbles.She is a very pretty pony.
>>13917020>Doesn't help that he emerged out the ocean.
>>13917019and he didn't get stung at all?
>>13917025>>13917046Hey, whats the difference be tween twilight and a book?at least a book has a spine!
>>13917020This headcanon is kind of dumbHumans could be affected by magic in EqG, but the magic had to come from a crown, and then more magic from friendship and shit. In equestria, magic comes out of thin air. The best explanation is that pony magic works by taking ambient or stored magic and then shaping it into a spell, and equestria has a shitload of ambient magic, probably stemming from the shitload of friendship they have.If anything, a particularly surly human would reduce the amount of magic available but not be a void in the universe
>>13916952I think my real issue with alicorn Twilight isn't anything about the show's story or characterization or anything; MLP has some pretty decent writers and I'm sure they can make it work.It's just that seeing her flaunted around like this sort of serves as a grim reminder that, in the end, the show is made for selling toys to little girls. And if the show doesn't live a short, successful life, then it'll end up living a long, miserable one where everything that made it good will be gone and replaced with pandering and marketing gone unchecked.
How do you draw pony butts
>>13916949....more porn of what exactly
>rara with no makeup
>>13917020I never liked this fanwank
>>13917054The "things" in Equestria Girls weren't human. Do people around you look like that?
>>13917049Anon, don't be silly.Insects are your friends!The would have only stung him if he tried to run away and caused them to panic.If you stand still and act calm the bees will not sting you.
>>13917024Nope, it's the EG expansion for the Gameloft game. We don't know what it entails, besides that game and being able to get alicorn Twilight in your town.
>>13917067Well that is Celestia, just not the one I meant to post
>>13917063A big fat caterpillar beast in the Everfree who gets a kick out of dominating ponies with her buttholehttps://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/25407993/SHARING/Commissions/comm1.jpg
>>13917056>>13917071OVER THE LINE!
OKAY MLPGADMIT ITARE YOU GETTING POKEMON XOR POKEMON Y
>>13917069I'm red/green colorblind
>>13917060Yeah? I fully expect MLP to sink back to G3 status within a few years. MLP was only barely limping along for almost two decades until FiM. That and Hasbro are well known for gutting franchises to sell toys.
>>13916936>fried "chicken" in Equestria>a mix of tofu and wheat-gluten wrapped around a stick, coated in a crunchy breadcrumb/flour coating and fried.>Served with mashed potatoes and onion or sawmill gravy, coleslaw and biscuits
>>13917081Are you that guy who wanted her to back you into a tree? If so, sup.
>>13917056>Control over bees.>No.>Fucking WASPS.WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!BEAST MASTERY DOES NOT ALLOW YOU TO CONTROL SATANS PERSONAL DEMON DOGS!
>>13916875twilight's bigger as an alicorn equestria girl than her friends
>>13917088Xred/black edgy OC handbird a shit
>>13917050It's not Twilight's fault she doesn't have a spine.
Good Night.You should probably get some sleep too.
>>13917088Pokemon is a game for childrenGrow up anon
>>13917091Could you give some examples? I don't really doubt you, but I've never really followed Transformers or anything of Hasbro's other toy franchises.
>>13917100Yes, and sup
>>13917101IS IT THE SHOES?
>tfw you hate an artist>but he is the only one in the entire fandom who has drawn your fetish
>>13917081wow that sounds hot_
>>13917040What if fucking a normal pony until they couldn't keep shape?
>>13917088Neither, I don't have a 3DS.
Chrysalis' big assIn a torn pair of tight fitting jeans
>>13917088My friend rewrote my file in Diamond in 9th grade. I don't have the heart for pokemon anymore. I was on the elite gym leaders
>>13917088YDeeralga players need not apply.
>>13917132Twilight's fetish is talking to princess Celestia
i take a sip of my coffee and thinkmani want to fuck gloomy
>princess twilight's everyday tasks become increasingly complicated and bizarre>traveling to alternate dimensions, quelling the power struggle between four princesses, watching pinkie move in with another family like a bum>she jolts awake in a pile of horror books>sees her wingless body in the library window, sighs, then trots upstairs to bed>all of season 4 is a dream
>>13917088>70 pokemon>no Triple and rotation battle>little post game content>no Battle Frontier>no Game Cornerlelbw2 still the best
>>13917132I make an effort to not learn personal things about artists who's work I enjoyI can fap to stuff by people I hate, but it takes some of the fun out of it
>>13917081that sounds like it could be hot if it were just a normal, or maybe slightly large, sized pony instead of a caterpiller
>>13917156ponies shitting in panties
>>13917174>pony instead of a caterpillarfuck off m8
>>13917179no wonder only one person draws it
>>13917174>not liking bugs>2013
>>13917088i was never into pokemonso no
Pony will be waiting for you behind wall Sina, when you come to your senses
>>13917136That's a little much for me, anon.I'm pretty darn vanilla in most respects.
Twilight Sparkle will not outlive her friends.
>you will never snuggle a big muscular stallion
>>13917179I wish I could enjoy scatAll the best really fetishy jap artists put it in everything I can't enjoy it
>>13917119Pretty much everything they had in the 80s and early 90s eras. Mind, they're not the only company to make dumb toys (see: any superhero packaged with a vehicle that covers something their superpowers do already), but GI Joe is a good example. They axed the franchise entirely up until the recent movies because the toys weren't selling as well as they used to.And of course the most recent example of changing a show to sell toys is Alicorn Twilight. They're first and foremost a toy company and their shows have always been just to sell toys. I was hoping FiM's success might've made them realise that doing things the other way round is more sustainable, given that they started making show accurate toys (remember pink Celestia?) and the new unique blindbags like Granny Smith and Gilda. But whatever.
>>13917200Pony will hopefully realize that SNK is immensely over hyped and not really all that good.
Scat is a shitty fetish.
>>13917166but you don't even have any coffee
>>13917205Either she's killed or they all become alicorns.One is more likely than the other
>>13917208>you will never have someone be your little mare
>>13917167And the season 3 finale was a dream too?
Come to bed anon
>>13917205Meghan is a false god. I only follow the word of Faust.
I still don't get why I like her so much
>>13917211I only enjoy it if it's centaurs doing it
>>13917243>in bed with the Cakes and Pinkie Pie
>>13917242I wanted to write that but it was already a long post
>>13917236Bigger and musclier pls.
>>13917223I agreeFaceless please go.
>>13917235>"Well, I think I can speak for us all when I say, I was NOT expecting them to kill off the main 7 like that..."
>>13917243That's not my bed the three of you are lying in.And you aren't even real. Just a figment of my tormented imagination.
>>13917212It is what it is, in the end. If Hasbro manages to put out ANY decent merch, grab it while you can. They're never, ever going to truly understand how merchandise and a show go together. All they understand is how to make profitable toys.
>>13917254>taking animation cues from FluffyWRONG
>>13917235I really hope it doesn't come to that. To me the only pony who has any sort of business being an Alicorn is Twilight Sparkle.
What if season 6 has an Alicorn Space Colony?
>>13917275cry me a river>>13917274http://24.media.tumblr.com/aa74eb00e0fdc5269deb715081230a31/tumblr_mt7g7chSbJ1ri2xb4o1_1280.png
>>13917264He already went.
>>13917288This is ridiculous.
>>13917174>big pony wants to let you cuddle her butt>it's a trap>she sits on you
>>13917254Could it be because she has a simple design and she's really cute? Or because she never takes herself too seriously? Or because of her giant horse butt?
does anyone have the horsefucking test image?
>>13917158>Every time they hold a conversation she cums right on the spot
ANON GET OUT IM INDECENT
>>13917020shoggoth anon story when?
>>13917307I've never actually seen any pictures of her having a giant butt
>>13917276Yeah, 's why my pony merch is all custom stuff anyway. Lyra figurine and a bat pony plush since I'm well aware bat ponies will probably never even show up again on the show let alone have any kind of role big enough for Hasbro to do anything thembut they're so cute I really wanted to get one
>>13917307It's always Horse butt Nanaki always Horse butt...
>>13917292thanks for the opinion
>>13917306Somewhat large and husky, not quite alicorn height but with more massThink Babs compared to CMC
>>13917232That's one tiny briefcase
>>13917316You're always nude, fucking retard.
>>13917324Fillies are never for sexualand neither are coltsMares and stallion maybe, but only if they can give consent.
>>13917321after somebody writes a story about a medieval knight in body concealing full plate armor living in the everfree forest, treated like an urban myth by ponies, their equivalent of bigfoot
>>13917333it's not even a briefcase wow you're so dumb
>>13917316Beg pardon but we don't usually wear clothes.
>>13917324Not until you're older, AB.It's just a crush, it'll pass.
4chan X is great.
>>13917338>the metal monster runs past a couple of ponies>"STOOOOONEEEEERRSSS! DEGENERAAAATESSSSSS!">"what did he say?">"it was his monster language! he's going to eat us in our sleep!"
>>13917325They'll only reappear if the story calls for it or if Hasbro finds they're marketable and demands they reappear.In other words: post pictures of them all over the MLP Facebook page and see what happens.
>>13917276Their toy and media divisions just don't communicate except for the odd directive from the former every now and again.The two department heads should really be coordinating.
>>13917338>Sometimes you can hear him fighting the timber wolves, all by himself.>None know why he crusades, or what he hopes to accomplish in the timeless wilderness of the Everfree. >Only that should you cross his path, you must be pure of heart.>Or fall, as the timber wolves do, to his iron blade.
>>13917361Exactly how Trixie came back.
>>13917347oh boy a new one is out, i love these.
>>13917365They've been getting better at that more recently though, with the show accurate toys and all that. But the show is still a boat for the newest playset first and foremost.
>>13917360>ponies gather and discuss their theories about the creature>the only consistent fact is that it really, really, does NOT like bubble pipes, which coincidentally are all the rage right now among Ponyville's filly population
>>13917350>>13917335But pone always wear magical underwear that merges with their body skin. This way no ones genitals are shown. Its only revealed when they take it off, like in the bath.
>>13917370>at last, the forest quiets>the timberwolves mighty stash of dank weed destoyed and burned>all of ponyville gets high off the fumes
>>13917371Faust had plans for Trixie anyway. Not the same as what ended up happening, mind you.Plus the scrip for the episode was penned before Equestria Daily was even founded, if I recall correctly.
>>13917377I've almost gone through them all
>>13917370>the pones not pure of heart get a stiff smack from the flat of his blade>on the rumpunf
>>13917395pretty sure you're missing a ton of them
>>13917392Faust had no plans for her and said that reintroducing secondary characters again would bog things down.
>>13917395>Rider kickBut she's not kicking at all, anon. Not at all.
>>13917392Nernaki I need fapfiction of your fursona.
>>13917379It's dumb. Their company structure is permanently ass-backwards.That '80s shit where they make a toy first and then shoehorn it into the show just doesn't work like it used to. They need to just commit to the idea that the merch is subserviant to the media.
>>13917378>organize a debate about horsefuckinglets do this
pony just pressed X to Jason
>>13917392>Faust had plans for Trixie anyway. Not the same as what ended up happening, mind you.Her original plans also involved Trixie being a stallion, no? Do we have any other idea what those ideas about her originally planned character arc were, or if they even involved redemption?
>>13917392>"ANONNUMUTH!">"DHA GRREATH AN' POWUHFUHH TL-L-L-LIXTHIE IDH IN NEED OF STHOMEDING DU DRINGK!"
>>13917407that filename is grade A horseshit
>>13917406>the smack preceeds a long overhead charge>the ponies always run off before he can land it>anon is not that good with a greatsword
>>13917407I have that one, though.
>>13917337but none of them are incapable of giving consent
>>13917420Magic duel was supposed to be a s2 episode, and the script was finalized ages ago.
Discuss this pone and its importance to pone society.
>>13917388Why not just wear normal clothes?
>>13917388>they all have gigantic floppy horsecocks>like way bigger than you'd think would be appropriate
Man, are we going to have another one of those "God, Faust was so great" "Her ideas were the best" "Faust is the only reason the show was any good"Moments again?
>>13917439It's ugly so noone else has to beThank you for keeping the universe in balance pone
>>13917433A severely crippled oneor a real world one.>>13917428is there some sort of secret cabal that collaborates on this nonsense?
>>13917447Every time I see that four-quadrant circle in your undersketch I cringe.
>>13917439She's a diligent worker and the Equestrian Postal Service would be at a loss without her.
>>13917413I don't have any, sorry.>>13917420No idea. Though in that MLP bible book that came out a while ago, she said Trixie was the most underestimated, because she harbors the sort of jealousy that made Luna into Nightmare Moon.
>>13917447That's pretty cute, Tex.
>>13917417i wish there were more close up videos of horsemating.nothing beats a powerful horse cumshot that sprays back out. there are so few videos of this.
>>13917446Faust was nice, but the people that atribute the succes of FiM to her are just stupidAny major creative endevor always has the best results when multiple people provide input. It's the reason why the original trilogy rocked the world and the prequels did not.
>>13917463>Lauren wanted Trixie to become possessed by the Nightmare Energy
>>13917340maybe a bit biggershe needs to be able to dominate a stallion with her butt alone
all of this discussion is meaninglessmlp will never be anything more than just a commercial for toysit -might- have had potential to be something morebut that died in s3, or s2 if you wantat this point, it's just best to go along for the ride, and hope things don't get completely awfulwe all know it's inevitable, but the least one can do is hope
Pone just realized she's naked all along.
>>13917432>people on twitter are asking faust what she thinks of woy yonder pornugggggh. i cant wait for the next awful fandom to take over mlp but i guess it will be a whilesonic was #1 for so long but now without a doubt i will say mlp is the worst.
>watching homemade pornfun for the whole family!
>>13917489The potential died back in S1.
>>13917487When A isn't a terrible design.
>>13917473OTOH too many cooks etc. Art by committee can suck just as bad.You do need a unifying executive authority, they just can't be so powerful that their every whim is gospel.
>>13917489it was a commercial for toys in s1 as well
>>13917497shit, that's what i meant.fuck.
>>13917473Thank you.I'm just really sick of people acting as if Faust is some kind of goddess, especially when the two episodes she did write weren't as good as the majority of the ones that came after
>>13917475>Nightmare Trixie>>13917492Trixie's attitude there is just perfect.
>>13917492I like when pony is naked.
>>13917307Probably a combination of the first twoI don't even sexualize her. I wouldn't fap to porn of her, even if she was a big dicked futa with a cockring fucking a human's throat.>>13917323That's kind of her thing
>>13917516So you like all naked pones?
>>13917498But A is the best.You just don't like her because she's brown.
>>13917501that is true as wellbut the best ideas come around from multiple creators playing off each other.
>>13917520That's not giantAlthough maybe I'm just desensitized
>>13917463Praise the gods they boot her out.
>>13917523I already drew the best design, anon, and it wasn't A.
>>13917505like i saidit had some potential to be more than just a commercialbut it's a moot point right now
>>13917492>start fapping>rarity leaves in disgust>twilight runs off to get notebook for research>trixie posesunf
>>13917521I like when all ponies are naked.
>>13917489I still think the comics are worthwhile, reference density be damned.
>>13917552Pony likes when pony is wearing clothes
>>13917524Best solution IMO:A bunch of people offering ideas and spitballing.1-2 directors calling the shots.BUT if enough people think the director's decision is retarded bullshit, they overrule it.
>>13917539It better have been F or I swear to god
>>13917550>Rarity>disgusted that you're pleasuring yourself when she's right thereSounds accurateShe could be doing that for you
>>13917560EBut I did draw F.
>>13917492>studI unf everytime
>>13917489>it -might- have had potential to be something moreHow? Please explain this to me. Because all this show ever was was just a slice of life pony show with the occasional adventure episodes and a shoehorned moral at the end.The writing wasn't amazing. The animation wasn't astounding, but it was entertaining.What potential are you talking about?
>>13917557But I can't have sex with clothed pony.And why doesn't pony wear clothes more often then?
>>13917577>What potential are you talking about?because during season one it was all about "OH GOD A SHOW FOR LITTLE GIRLS!" like if it was something special.
>you will never
>>13917463Oh Faust-sama, how...cynical
>>13917580Pony wears clothes when you're not around.Why do you think pony has such a large wardrobe?
>>13917576Well it IS a term to describe a breeder
>>13917588So pony wants me to see her naked?
>>13917559you're doing great, Fluttershy.
>>13917550>Trixie making lewd poses while watching you masturbate...well this is a perfectly reasonable boner
>>13917583But AnonI have. Only for a few minutes, but it was nice.
>"Welcome to Kenbucky Fried Celery, how can I help you?"
>>13917548what a cocktease
>>13917582Sometimes I think people are giving this show way too much credit.
>>13917605>"You may look upon the Great and Powerful Trixie, and desire all you like. But no touching.">She says this while lying on her back and spreading her legs, mere inches from you.
>>13917620Look at that cute pony.
>>13917580>can't have sex with clothed ponytry harder
>>13917447How is it I am able to tell exactly which pony that is despite not being able to see her hair or what color she is?
>>13917583There it looks a little more giantI like it
>>13917447Thanks Tex.Cutest design.
>Lamar fucking Full Stop in the asswell that escalated quickly
Pone is wet.She wants to come inside.
HHow would you give a mane 6 character a canon love interest?
>>13917660Fluttershy, you were amazing up there
>>13917679Fine, let me get a towel first.Does pony want something warm to drink?
>>13917688>"Got anything alcoholic?">"Who am I kidding, just get me something heavy."
>>13917694>>13917702Hasbro is forcing you. At gun point.
>>13917704Would pony be interested in something with Absinthe?
>>13917582...what are you even on about?The whole point of the show's formula was for a show both children and their parents could enjoy, and boys could feel comfortable watching it too. They would have suspenseful adventures every now and then, but most of it would be slice of life comedy/drama stuff for educating kids on good morals. It set out to do all of this as well as breaking the idea that shows aimed at girls CAN'T be any of these things.The whole brony thing came as a surprise to everyone, including Faust. It's OUR fanbase that demanded the show to be something more than what it was meant to be. If you feel as if the show needs to well beyond what it ALREADY does to prove it's more than "just a show for girls", then you're missing a lot of the show's message.
>>13917710Offer Flash Sentry, then while they're distracted I disarm them and shoot myself
>>13917710Fine, I make a self insert pony and all the mane 6 are in love with him.
>>13917712I'm sure they would. After all...Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.
>>13917712>she fixes her gaze at you for a brief moment>she grunts heavily and looks down>"Whatever's going to make me forget, Anon... It's been a rough day already."
>>13917629>you cum all over her legs and tummy>"Oh my! Such quantity!">she dabs at one of the streaks on her belly before bringing her hoof to her mouth, licking it clean>"The Great and Powerful Trixie certainly got you excited, didn't she?"
>>13917723who the fuck caresthe show is deadmost of us here only care for the porn and the comicsyou might have some poor idiot thinking that the show will get decentbut he's just deluding himself
>>13917752>HEY LOOK AT ME BE CYNICAL WITH ME
>>13917680Out of the blueFluttershy and Rainbow Dash are ideal targets
>>13917752>most of us
>>13917752You certainly dont speak for everyone
>>13917733Alright, one Absinthe Daze coming up.I don't usually do this, but can I ask what's going on with you?
>>13917752>most of us here only care for the porn and the comics>implying
>>13917583>cordsWHAT YEAR IS IT
>>13917551>>13917633God damn it applebloom those are hormone supplements, not candy.But I can't argue with the results. 'nnnnnfff
>FiM point and click adventure game>some of the game overs are terrifying:>Twilight is about to get a brain probe>cuts to the outside of the Shadow Lair while you can still hear Twilight SCREAMING IN AGONY>some of them are also confusing: >Rainbow Dash gets mud splashed on her face>she is now showing expressions of annoyment >cuts to game over screen >getting splashed by mud = ALL HOPE FOR THE OMNIVERSE IS LOST
>>13917775A much better one.
>>13917752I don't know if you legitimately feel that way, or if this is some reverse-psychology trick to get everyone to put to words what they think.So I'll assume the second.Hope is frail, but hard to kill, and after you hit rock bottom then the only way to go is up.
>>13917761I'd give AJ a love interest just to throw a curveball.
>not using wired>using battery-draining latency-adding wireless
>>13917620horse puns are getting out of control everywhere. i used to love them so much but they arnt even good now on the show or comic.
>>13917447which pony is that?
>>13917783Damn anon, that's deep.Do you want to write the letter to the princess today?
>>13917788I have no choice!this damn place has no cable outlets!
>>13917788>>>/g/At least talk about wireless pony.
>>13917800A pony based on a potential character in a potential video game.
>>13917788>playing any game where latency matters>on a consolekill yourself immediately
fullstop is dedhats?
>>13917803Dear Princess Hasbro:FUCK YOULove, Donte.
>>13917820TTYDyour move fatlus
>>13917772>A long silence>"Anon, do you think I'm... ugly?"
>>13917833what a mopey ass donkey
>>13917680Drop some hints in the season openingmake and episode about both of them asking the other outdon't state how the date goes.
>>13917810>Cell Phone is a regular chatterbox.>She stops suddenly, and looks panicked.>Starts sticking her butt in the air and hopping around in the car trying to get higher.>She suddenly stops her frantic butt waving and hopping around and sighs in relief.>"I hate dead zones...">The first time she did this you nearly had three wrecks consecutively. >You drive through the same block every day on your way to work.
>>13917833What? Of course not!...I'm serious!
>>13917833YesGet the fuck out of my sight before I go blind
anyone know where to buy custome 3d mousepads? i want one so bad of rarity
>>13917833holy shitIT'S AN ADORABLE PONY
>>13917821ded and hatsus
>>13917865100ms lag, no rumbleshit for any games that require skill
>>13917829>console shit of any kind>good
>>13917841>>13917844>>13917846>>13917859>>13917864>>13917867>"It's okay to be blunt. It's not like I'm going away with a wrong answer.">"I just... It's hard to hear it... from a pony I thought I liked..."
>>13917866why would you need that many dimensions of rara?
>>13917878ass of gold etc
>>13917878what a disgusting looking ""human"
>>13917879I'm not a pony retardGod you are dumb. Real dumb. Damn.
"You want k-kids? It's possible but I really don't want any, Anon."
>>13917879I'm not a pony.
>>13917879What pony said that?I'll clobber 'em.
>>13917879Well, that pony clearly doesn't know what a pretty is. You don't need them anyways.
>Visit an ask blog.>See a music thing pop up on the top of the page.>"Oh no...">It doesn't auto play.THIS PERSON IS A SAINT!
>>13917879Why do you have to be such assholes, anons.
>>13917879They look like ponies to you?
>you will never kiss a pony's heavy balls
>>13917919>pony will never sit on your lap and let you fondle them casually
>>13917901Never? Well, okay.
>>13917919>>13917924Getting real sick of your shit.
>>13917812>A pony based on a potential character in a potential video game.Looks like Fluttershy though.
>>13917932> knocking up waifu anywayNot cool man.Unless it is with them.
>>13917910because being nice to pony is dull and overdone and boring.VERBAL ABUSE IS THE FUTURE!
>>13917879I think I'm catching the ugly just by being around youIt's corrupting my soulI can feel it overtaking meIt is not a good pain
>Origin PC drops AMD.>Chooses Nvidia as a primary.>Because AMD cards overheat.IS THIS SOME SORT OF BIZZARO WORLD!?
>>13917939How so? Both the eye shape and eyelashes differ from Fluttershy.
>>13917950I'd love pony.
>>13917924>you will never kiss pony on the cheek as you knead their growing nuts>you will never glance down to watch them slowly unsheathe
>>13917950Shame on you, anon.
>>13917899>>13917902>"Yeah, you kept telling me that. I heard you the first time you told me we couldn't be together.">>13917906>>13917907>"Look, it doesn't matter at this point. I already gave that pony a piece of my mind. You know I'd do that.">"Doesn't mean I'm not devastated by it. What if nopony would like me at all?">"What would happen to me?"
S1 > S3 > S2
What do you think is Bab's Cutie Mark?
What sort of things do newlyweds do on their honeymoon?
>>13917972I want to sleep with big pony and use his nuts as a pillow.
>>13917978Nothing would change. You're universally hated in equestria. Especially here. Get out.
>>13917983>A night "in" Shining ArmorNot sure if futa or vore.
>>13917978I bet you'd still be kicking around being the top notch flyer you already are. Because you're a strong mare who don't need no pony.
>>13917982>mfw I realized that line on her left arm was not actually her cleavage
>>13917983Sleep for 12 hours and then get to cuddling after ordering some room service. Maybe wishing they hadn't scheduled the flight out to the honeymoon so soon.
>>13917978>I heard you the first time you told me we couldn't be together.I said what-now?
>>13917938Fuck you toilet sprinkel I'm going to suck those nutz of yours super hard
>>13917998futa cock vore
>>13918005I hate Doxy and Imitation Doxy buttholes.
>>13917978But I like youyou're a pretty cool pone
>>13917620Not that that isn't cute, but Fried Celery doesn't sound very appealing.Fried Pickles, on the other hand...
>>13917986>cold winter>warm pony
>>13918005Does this look like a spider's face to anyone else?
>>13917789Just be glad they don't go full Smurfs.
>>13917986Do you want to listen to them softly churn as the smell of his musk fills your nose?
>>13917974dot pls draw gloomybutt
>>13918054No I just want to sleep.
>>13917620Yeah, I'll have a Happy Meal, two 20 piece McNuggets, and a diet Coke.
>>13918038i see what you mean
>>13918073what kind of sauce do you prefer?
>>13917941How do you forget to use protection?
>>13918094You know when she says "It's probably a safe day"? That's not always the case.
>>13918100That's not really forgetting though, it's a conscious choice.
>>13918114You think it possible you might just forget condoms because they're fussy annoyances and she's a cartoon horse you shouldn't be capable of impregnating>
>>13918127Anon, you have no excuse to not have some condoms in your pocket in pony world.
Would you a queasy pony?
>>13918140>Anon comes to town>Long story short condoms are currency
>>13918140>storing condoms in your pocketThey really need to be stored in a cool dry place, Anon, not your pants' hotbox.
How amny stupid dumb ugly ponies does it take to eat up all the fatty food in Stupid towm?I dunno, it depedns on how many favorite ponies you have!
Hey MLPG does anyone have high resolution version of the map and those season posters with all the characters?
Pony wants you to have a good day at school.
>wish i had a gf right now>only because i want to fap but it is too much of a hassle to set up and warm fleshlight and then clean up the mess
>>13918164I'm so cool, I don't even have to worry about that~
>>13918157> It's proportional to size> Every anon ever buys Magnum because Magnums can fit anyone (http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/priceless/201004/monetizing-the-male-ego)> effectively flood the money market and ruins the valuation of Equestrian currency> everyone goes back to bits
>>13918178But it's going to be terribleI'd rather stay home with pony
>>13918178>Rumble has to deal with SS pining for him now.This poor bastard, has all these fillies wanting to hug him and stuff.Maybe even... hold hooves under the bleachers.
>>13918171This has the map and the info has links to the other posters as well as a high resolution 15mb map scan.http://pixelkitties.deviantart.com/art/Hi-Resolution-Equestria-Map-318946279
>>13918178thanks, big sis
Pony says you should have chosen the miltary police so you could be safe behind wall Sina
>Silver Spoon was in a severe accident, she might not survive. Diamond Tiara is now at a loss, and doesn't know what to do or what to say.
>>13918207Thanks.Time to waste free ink and paper.
>>13918212>"I was just looking at a text!"
>>13918170Go to bed scrubbles, you're drunk.
>>13918186But Pony knows you need to get a good education.Don't be nervous! She'll be there to pick you up when school lets out!Now go on and learn something today!
>>13918185>tfw i have small dick>the packaging on the condoms i buy has "slim fit" "extra tight" all over itjeezus it is embarrassing enough
>>13918226Will she really be there when I get out?
pony is stuck up bug booty
>>13918212>she's sitting at her unconscious friend's bedside, the beeping of the ECG serving as the only noise in the room>"...You better live, got it...?">she buries her face in her hooves and starts sobbing
>>13918170Scrubbles, we should go drinking together some day.
>>13918180If you like girls so much then just turn into one and go fuck yourself.Faggot.
>>13918236Hey.Pony wouldn't just abandon you, y'know.Now go on.Pony loves you.
>>13918228Anon, you BUY CONDOMS. That pretty much overrides any embarrassment you may feel.