What's your favorite pony's idea of living life on the edge?Old, lame horse:>>13899371
Pony Pony Pony Pony
>>13903464Flying through a thunderstorm feeling the wind and rain slurry glide over her wings and across her belly
>>13903464Living on the edge of Z.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dt6TWmofFGw
Would you own a pony?
Does anyone want to play league of legends with me and a couple friends?
Look at this horse.What a pretty horse.
>>13903464Trying out some advanced spells before completely knowing their effects.
>>13903505of coursethey are my little pony after all
>>13903510I like that horse.
>>13903508Depends, what levels/ratings are you guys.
>>13903508whats league fo legends and how much does it cost?
>>13903505No, pony is not for owning. Pony should be free.
>>13903519DAMNIT I WAS DOING THAT THIS IS WHY I DONT MARK THREADS
>>13903523We're trying to level up a friend from Australia so he's only level 6. We kind of have shitty Ranked ratings but we over 1000 normal. I just don't really play ranked much.
>>13903521That horse would probably like you too, if she ever met you.
>>13903538I'd play, sure.Do you want another 30, or another non 30?
/b/read pls go
>tfw you buy a flannel shirt just because of that shitty twilight greentext
>>13903521>Nicole Oliver has probably received hundreds of letters addressed to Princess Celestia.>She probably had to throw out half of them.
>>13903552get a hold of your life
>>13903464ponying pony without protection
>>13903558Half of them are love letters.
>>13903542I wonder what that horse's hobbies are.
>>13903552what shitty twilight greentext?
>>13903552>not owning flannels alreadyAre you pathetic or something
>>13903548You're call. We're on 30's Username: SaineGrey
>>13903558If it wasn't probably a really creepy thing to do, I'd write her a letter to Celestia.And I'd thank her for everything she's done, even with the fandom being as creepy and obsessive as it is.
>>13903575No, I'm not a lumberjack.
>>13903569Well, she keeps a couple of -those-
>>13903508On what website? I hope my machine can run it.
>>13903570When she's not attending to her royal duties?Reading, spending time amongst her subjects, frolicking and rolling around in the grass...things like that.
>>13903598>not being a lumberjack>not having a glorious beard and being swole
>>13903610>Get her a ball.>She has a ball.
>>13903552>tfw I forgot to scan a drawing I did of lyra in a flannel shirt weeks ago when all that happened>tfw I'm probably still not going to
>>13903623>it's getting on in years though, and she greatly appreciates having a new one
Cute "Quest": Reloaded done for tonight.Off to a good start!http://mlpg.co/q/res/491040.html
>>13903619True unicorns are kinda assholes.
>>13903533...Really? You're really doing this?
>>13903610Frolicking in the grass? I want to see that. I wonder what books she's read recently. Or maybe if she ever horseplays with her sister.
>>13903641Those eyes manThey could stare a man down
>>13903641what a cute little guyI hope I'm not the only one interested in pursuing the SS/DT route
>>13903641>didn't go for unicornLaaaaame.
>>13903665ProbablyI'm gonna try for a Scootaloo route myself
>>13903650No I mean every time i go to mark a thread, I wait a minute to see if anyone would do it first, then when I tab over to delete the marker from the old thread, someone has suddenly posted it before me and it makes me sad
>>13903641Almost missed it too. That was some fun stuff.Thanks Aspirant and whoever linked it so early last thread.
>>13903666EARTH PRIDE WORLD WIDE
>>13903666We probably wouldn't really be able to do much magic anyways
>>13903641Now someone draw Puff x Cobalt sexually
>>13903660I should really get around and cap that foreverially tripminelized erp thing.
>>13903670...You realize markering is a responsibility, not a privilege, right? It's not something done for attention, and it doesn't matter who does it.
>>13903655If the Big Mac comic is anything to go by, Luna loves to play even more than her big sister.She'd probably tucker poor Celestia out after awhile.
>>13903684The fun's in the trying!
>>13903598What? Well why the fuck not?
>>13903675Earth pone best pon
>>13903687I just don't see it being a very good quest if we try and go for one of them. Maybe SS since she's not quite as bad but there would need to be some kind of redemption session for DT and that might be kind of mediocre quality wise.Unless we decide to be bullies too.
>unironically liking earth ponies
>>13903716>but there would need to be some kind of redemption session for DT and that might be kind of mediocre quality wise.I have faith that Aspirant would be able to pull it off
>>13903715I don't think you're qualified to make that call.
>>13903706>Celestia tired after hours of horseplayThat is hilarious to me but I don't know why.
>>13903706I can see that pic happening with two of her guards just watching in confusion.
>>13903716>Unless we decide to be bullies too.Interesting. That would be pretty different.Wonder if it would be possible to keep it lighthearted and cute if we started being bullies with them.
>>13903732Earth ponies were temporarily good in both RoH episodes.
>>13903733It's not that I don't have faith in Aspirant, I just think it's messing too much with her canon personality and will inherently just not be a very strong plot.
>>13903759>Rarity's right leg animationWelp.
>>13903750Even princesses need time to rest.
>>13903758but then all the other ponies would avoid us...
>>13903770That pony doesn't look like she needs rest. That pony looks like she's sad, distressed. Hugging a pillow like she's missing something.
>>13903798>tfw pokemon is now euphoricit was bound to happen. Search your feelings, you know it to be true.
>>13903761I dunno. I think that in a land of magical marshmallow ponies where friendship is like a superpower, there's potential for beneficial change in everyone.But that's just me.
>>13903770I want to cuddle that pony.
>>13903823She's just had a long day. She's ready to lay down and have a good night's sleep.
>>13903835>nonsensical hair highlights>on the wings tooPlease
can we talk about size-shaming?
>>13903829>You want me to wear what?
>>13903846why is she so perfect?
>>13903835But she doesn't want to cuddle you.
>>13903835her wings are so pretty
>>13903853Huh?Are you sure you quoted the right post, Dash?
>>13903860A thousand reasons, anon
>>13903860Because she is the goddamn sun princess.
>>13903769There's nothing even wrong with it, fuck off.
>>13903861>I think I know how to use the computer anon
>>13903861Yes I am sure. I'm not blind anon.
>>13903888You did it again.
Would you let pony eat your food
>>13903888>scootaloo trying to sleep in rd's tent>can't get to sleep>hears weird noises off to the side>looks over at rd's bed>sees a tent in the sheets
>>13903904I'd split it in half and share it with pony.I need to eat too.
Hey, did someone order some pones?
>see pictures of Celestia when I'm not horny>filled with regret at all the terrible things I say about her when I amI should be ashamed of myself
>>13903904We can share. I hope pony likes buffalo steak, roast squash, and stuffed peppers.
>>13903945Not those ones. Send them back.
>>13903945I'll take the one on the right.Where do I sign?
>>13903964I'm trying to pronounce it out loud
>>13903964oh god here it comes...!
>>13903951What about Range Rattlers?
>>13903904>Marka: Cute pony who could easily fit into the show>Derpy: One joke pony lol so randum xD
>>13903974It sounds like someone trying to stop a laugh through their nose.
>>13903961shut UP Freud! I do NOT want to have sex with my mother!
>>13903951Don't you have any real food?
>>13903972>not eating buffalo and posting on MLPG>>13903982>implying that I didn't already eat my weekly shrimp supply
>>13903964>inb4 "hee haw"
>>13903964They look like power puff grils.
Celestia wants some food too
>>13903997At least I HAVE food.
What is YOUR jihad mlpg?
>>13904005Power Puff Girls was the shit, back the fuck off?!
>>13904009>Celestia will never chew on your ponut
>>13904025To catch all 151 ponies
>>13903997>"Don't you?">stuff stuff stuff>dialogue>more stuff>ORAL SEX
>>13904028>you'll never chew on Celestia's ponut
>>13904025To discuss ponies.
>you will never smell celestia's bread farts
>>13904025What kind of idiot though this was a good ide->CBS.Of course.
>>13904009i have those too
>>13904039>your ponut will never chew on Celestia's ponut
reb beb rebemption
>>13903963The one on my right? Okay, here you go!
>>13904048You know what I like the most?cake farts.
>>13904027Try watching it again and see what happens.
>>13903997Of course I do.They are all sealed up in buckets and won't go bad for years.And no, you cannot have any.Those are for when the zombies come!
>>13904027>If I respond as anon, no one will know it is me, Art anon! Gya ha ha ha!
>>13904050Dash, are you hungry or not?
>>13904065Into the basement it goes.
>not much left to eat>hot dogs, rice, kapers, soy bean pasteNyoh my god mlpg i feel sick.
>>13904076that's why you should always have eggs and ramen handy since you can do a lot with either
>>13904065No no, the one on MY right.The one with the hat and the cute butt.
>>13904076>soy bean pasteOut of the rest of that combo, that one threw me off.
>>13904076>rice>not good on its own>not having a supply of spices
>>13903464>What's your favorite pony's idea of living life on the edge? Gettin' stoned.
>>13904091Still eating it. I dont get paid till wensday of next week. All I got.
>>13904091you can also combine the two.chicken ramen with an egg mixed in is pretty tasty.
>>13904076Make some rice and mix it with Sriracha
>>13904091Fuck the ramen, instant ramen is fucking gross.Always have carrots, onions, and potatoes ready though.
>Eating ramen.>Not the superior Udon.
>>13904112I need to figure out a better way to add the egg. It always looks like vomit pastes when i mix it all up.
>>13904091>>13904112>>13904125>not just saying fuck it, and mixing the spice packet with a pat of butter before tossing the noodles in it>not throwing in some bacon bits and green onion and eating it like macaroni>not optionally spreading it over the bottom of the pan, pouring a couple of beaten eggs over it, and making a ramlette.
>>13904093Nope, you get Rainbow Dash. Bye!
>>13904138fuck you anon, we arent all rich and can afford udon.
>>13904150I almost threw up
>>13904112>>13904139how DO you add the eggi've always wanted to try that
>>13904158How much would this worst pone go for on ebay?
>>13904125>potato and carrot>not turnip and parsnip master race
>>13904159Udon is way cheaper than good ramen.
>>13904163I usually just crack it directly into the bowl, break the yoke and then stir it all up while the broth cooks it.Sure it looks a little weird, but it tastes great.
>>13904163you can literally put it in at any pointI usually just add it in about 20 seconds before the noodles are done since the egg cooks instantly in the boiling water
>>13904159All them fresh ingredients I can add to it all.Make a meal instead of a sodium bomb.Feels good, a little chicken, some soy, a pinch of cinnamon. Chop up some veggies, toss them in, possibilities are endless!Perhaps if you stopped being poor you could understand this euphoria.
>>13904163>how DO you add the eggThe place I was at last night just put in the yolk. You just place it on top like the the other ingredients: green onions, roast, bamboo shoots, etc. A good bowl of ramen has all kinds of toppings.
>>13904158Oh well.Dash is a cute pony too.
>>13904162>implying your "patrician-tier tastes" matter for shit when you're talking about instant ramenI used to make two packets, motherfucker. And then I'd eat the ramlette with sriracha, or garlic-chili paste.Come at me.
>saw a mercedes with rarity eyelashes and her cutie mark on the gapoh geez.
i guess y'all just want to blog how your life relates to /ck/i'll just not post sun princess anymore then.
>>13904204Way to ruin a mercedes
>>13904204>small car parking spot>big ass mercedes parks thereTypical
>>13904205I've always wondered what a hay shake would taste like.I bet it tastes like oatmeal ice-cream.
>>13904204car headlight eyelashes has literally nothing to do with pony and has been around for a long time.
>>13904204I saw Braeburned's car at my store today.
Oblivious luna is awesome.
>>13904204How many tires did you knife?
>>13904225Didn't this thing get totaled
>>13904227>anon this is nice and all but what is the point of putting your crotch finger in my ruthole>can't we go out to dinner
>>13904189>the egg cooks instantly in the boiling waterThat's the mistake many make. It's not supposed to cook in the ramen. You soft boil the egg in a broth and then cut it in half. It's called hanjukutamago
>>13904225Braeburn bumped into my shoulder and sweated on me a little bit during the rave at Bronycon this year. It was the highlight of my entire life.
>>13904225The Wienermobile is the best goofy corporate icon out there.
>>13904240No, pretty sure i saw it at the store today.I could have gotten a whistle, AND I MISSED THE CHANCE!I could have proudly said I could blow my weenie!
>>13904252It's not really a mistake it's just a different way to do itI don't like soft boiled eggs
>>13904227Yeah she is.
>>13904252>Not just boiling eggs and slicing them into the soup.>So the yolk dissolves into the broth, making it rich.
>>13904228Pony, did you eat my pizza again?
Good god damn ArtAnon's filly scouts are adorable.Also hi new thread.
>>13904290Too bad he doesn't do anything with them.
>>13904292Yes Dash, I was talking about you.You are a cute pony.
>>13904308I can't wait for the porn!
RD should maid more.
>>13904265Oh, wasn't someone talking about it looking like vomit. No offense, mate. Personally I'm not a fan of making ramen at home. Noodle shops ruined my expectations. You go to a shop, ramen is a masterpiece with secret soup stock made days in advance and hand cut noodles and a bowl you could swim in. I can't recreate that if I wanted to. I don't even have pots big enough for soup bones.
>>13904334>>13904344yessss this is good.
>>13904338Get a slow cooker/crockpot. They're staples for making soups in general, if not fancy malancy Jap soups.
>>13904338>Find a place in town that sells a really good Pho.>Like, really good.>Little dishes with condiments catches attention.>Oh hey, Chili paste.>Take a scoop and as it is sliding off the little spatula, notice the spatula is slick with oil as the dark red evil falls into the water.>Watch it hit the water and cover the entire surface.I learned that day, about fried chili paste.I thought I was going to die.So I found some and bought it the same day.
>>13904338Damn, now I could really go for some shop ramen.I gotta look up noodle shops in the area.
now's not the time to be beb
>>13904423It is ALWAYS time to beb
>>13904423I KEEP WAITING FOR YOU FUCKERS TO SAY SOMETHING I'D RESPOND TOIT'S LATESHUT UP
>>13904423Honestly I think this is the most boring I've ever seen the general. A couple people talking about food and some other guy imagedumping.
Look at this pony reading like she owns the placeFucking ponies manActing like they have to be the best
>>13903948Why are you a prude?
>>13904440enjoy your ban
>>13904448you've no idea
>>13904444I think you have a problem anon.
>>13904446Look at this humanfucking like she owns the placeFucking humans manActing like they have to be the best
>>13904383Shit, I haven't had pho in ages.>tfw you got the waiter to stop for a second because you actually pronounced the Vietnamese name for your order correctly.>tfw no knowledge of Vietnamese, and just winged it.
>>13904485This is somebody's fetish
>>13904491So is your post.
>>13904485Pony sneezes are very violentThey'd probably knock you out if she was laying in your lap
>>13904472You sure you didn't eat that pizza, pony?That soft crust with savory sauce, melty cheese and a variety of fresh chopped veggies and mushrooms?
>>13904491>not wanting to be peppered
>>13904496You're someone's fetish, but they won't tell you
>>13904491>pony orgasms when she sneezes
>>13904508I honestly wouldn't know what to do if someone told me I was their fetish.
>>13904479It was funny, because as I am dying in that tiny hole in the wall he walks by and I flag him down and ask him what that stuff was. And true to "I just work here because grandma cooks really well and I need money for college." style, he shrugs and says he just fills the jars, but the jar says fried chili paste.I must have looked like I was going to have a stroke to the guy, I was shaking and sweating. And smiling.His grandmother would have probably started to laugh at the sight. But would have seen how damn happy I was.
>>13904519Just imagine the difference of hot as fuck chick or fat hambeastIt's all about your impression on the person
>>13904508>You're someone's fetish>tfw I used to be someones fetishThen she realized I'm a piece of shit and dumped me
The original version of Hop Skip and a Jump is so much better than the one used in the show
>>13904540....I cant tell if this is meant to be porn fetish or not.
Would go on a pirate adventure with pony? Which pony and why?
>>13904254Ohprove itduring which set
>>13904601NoBut if i had to, the purple one
Come to bed mlpg
>>13904601No.Piracy is illegal and wrong.
She's out of control!
>>13904610Okayi'm bringing my plushie with me
>>13904620God damn. Control yourself, fatty.
>>13904613That's a pretty pony.
>>13904610There's only sorrow and loneliness in my bed
which pony shall I pretend to cuddle to sleep tonight?
>>13904634THAT'S A RIGHT PRETTY PONE WASHER YA BUILT YA BIG UGLY GIRL
>>13904629Can I be your plushie?
>>13904600It's okay to not understand.Just let the sneezedog flow through you.It's also missing the part where the dog's vagina explodes.
>>13904647What happens if you poke this pinkie with a needle
>>13904646I JUST BOUGHT TWO TICKETS TO THE PONE SHOW, AND I'M NOT GIVIN EM TO YAI'M GOIN WITH YOUR TICKETS
>>13904643What if you had yellow pony to cuddle with
>Pony is xyzWhen did you start doing this, MLPG?
>>13904681>Pony is Zyzz
>>13904601Rarara.Why? Mainly because she'd make the most fabulous pirate outfits possible. Also her charm would grantee us a lot of crewmates.Lastly after we boarded a ship she'd have the best speeches when confronting the defeated ship captain.But thing is I see her more against pirates. She'd be the British, hunting down pirate ships. Same with Twilight. Maybe AJ too.Dash and Pinkie would love the most to be pirates. And they'd get Fluttershy to join them.And so we have Twilight, Rarity and AJ hunting Dash, Pinkie and Fluttershy to stop their criminal spree. AJ would go alone after Dash and Twilight and Rarity would probably team up to get Pinkie first since Fluttershy isn't a real threat.Anyway thing is that now I want Rarity in a sexy pirate captain costume .
>playing with a pony whos iq is over 200
>>13904677Well then everything would be betterEven a human in my bed would make things betterBut I don't have either
>>13904671Has anyone drawn Anon cuddling with Rarity?
>>13904681Pony is wondering how long you've been here.
>>13904681We all gonna make it brah
>>13904699>"I HATE THAT PONY!"Also depending on what canon you look at, Eggman is a scary motherfucker.
>>13904697I could see her as a Commodore. Having one of those big Ship of the lines. An entire floor for her private quarters where she'll throw anyone overboard for even entering.
>>13904724>Have to beat back impure thoughts.
>>13904707>mfw i watched the WHOLE thing
>>13904724IS SHE ALRIGHT?
>>13904707That's not what I expected when I read "explode"
>>13904754>>13904744You ever see/read/hear about something really funny that makes you want to laugh every time you think about it?Even in situations where it wouldn't be good to laugh?
>>13904753>that fucking face
>>13904784Too many times.
>>13904620>Dotkwa getting into fatsu-unf
>>13904697Dash would win against AJ. She'd remain without a ship and Dash would just leave her on a island while laughing.Meanwhile Rarity and Twilight get more and more frustrated with Pinkie. They always find her, sink or board her ship but somehow she escapes constantly in the most crazy ways. Eventually they'll meet an angry AJ on a shitty raft that leaves with Twilight's ship in the night because that cyan bitch is going down. So you have Twilight and Rarity on one ship confused and AJ in an angry pursuit of Dash.And in all this time Fluttershy becomes a pirate queen trough a string of accidents and coincidences. Know that Batman episode where an incompetent idiot almost kills Batman? Yeah that would happen constantly with Fluttershy.
>>13904707>http://sneezefurs.org/wolfie/%28Original%29%20Adult%20Animation%20-%20Anon%20-%20F%20-%20Wolfie.gifWell that was something...
>>13904805Jesus Christ anon, they're spoiler tags, not memes.
>>13904724Honestly I'd probably tickle her at that point, just to mess with her.Even if it's not a good idea, I'd still do it.
>>13904813what's the difference
>>13904811And now you have experienced the internet!You will never look at a dog the same way again.
>>13904865>>13904876>he got an acadamy award for best comedy actor whatever
>>13904895>Audience explodes in laughter, clapping, and various sides.
>>13904876Wait a minute, that card.
>>13904794I've always been partial to fat
Select your gun then select your horse.
If I took a request would Mlpg even be alive enough to notice?
>>13904949oh lord that's twice this happened
>someone goes from liking and sharing your artwork to refusing to comment or talk to you about it>won't tell you why or what you did or drew
did anyone manage to find anything in that Chronicle thing that LK did?
>>13904956Terrible joke. I hate these ironic dark jokes. They're not witty or interesting.
>>13904979Oh go on, tell me more.
I was thinkingPony Toy Love GeneralPost the toys you have and show your love for them.Hug a plushieSleep with oneCum on a toy
>>13904979Could be worse.But yeah this joke is old and beaten to death. And it doesn't really make sense for the ponies.
>>13904957How about Daring Do in a jungle?
>>13904997>Hug a plushie>Sleep with oneI've been doing this every day for almost a year
I just googled "intertrigo".>mfw that optical illusion
why didn't rainbow dash just hit up zecora and get her to fix her broken bones when she busted up her wingshe was able to fucking grow bone and fix applebloom's tooth
>>13905015Would you post a pic of your stuff?
>>13905018Because she didn't know? I mean ponies are more friendly with her and the mane cast, especially Twilight are close to her but I doubt they know all the shit she can do with her potions.
>>13905015>>13904997>tfw my plushie is too small to hug or sleep with
>>13905015>Plushes are still not getting shipped.4DE!!!!!
>>13905018Then we wouldn't have a plot about why reading isn't bad.
>>13905018Twilight and AB are besties with ZecoraDash probably barely knows her
>>13905018Teeth aren't bones.Also, fixing a broken bone isn't just a matter of getting the bone to heal; you have to make sure it heals correctly, which is why the limb is put in a cast or immobilized.Which is kinda moot, because I don't think it was a broken wing anyway - I think it was a sprain.
>>13905015Almost two years here
>>13904997>Cum on a toyYou're not fooling anyone, HGA
>>13905017FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
>>13905015I just hug a pillow and pretend it's a pony/spike.
>>13905053I wasn't trying to.I like cute stuff more then hotglue honestly, plushies and toys are cute, and anons cuddling them is even cuter.
>cumming on childrens toys>fatits that weird time of mlpg again
>>13904997>Cum on a toy.Only you do that , rch.
Should I stream a request?
>>13905023I'm the owner of this little one>>13905030I know how you feel, my biggest regret was caving and getting a small one instead of saving up, she's a bit too small to get much squeeze out ofAnd yet I wouldn't trade her for the world
>>13904962Well I like it.Then again I like silly little doodles of Fluttershy saying "Niggers!"
>>13905079Stram the new whose lineMy friend is trying but his video card keeps fucking up
>>13905081Mine is aboot the same size OPPP.I'd commit indecent acts for a larger one.
>>13905060I would love to hug this cutie and think she is real.
>>13905081Holy crap that thing is adorable.
>>13905094I don't know where I would even get it. I don't ever watch it when Mewball streams too.
>>13905096>hot water bottle ponyI WANT ITI WANT TO HUG IT
>>13905081Mine was an impulse purchase at a con, I didn't get a bigger one because I didn't have enough money on meStill, it's extremely cute in my opinion
>>13905108If I get a link, would you?
>>13905116I'd rather draw though...
>>13905120Then draw you potato
How cute does the following sound, on a scale of 1-10Split view of Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle admiring signed portraits of each other
>>13905098Here's a picture of it that doesn't look like it was taken in a dungeon, along with the creator's pageThey're not cheap (like with any relatively well-known plush-maker) but I'd definitely recommend them if you've got the spare money>>13905114Super cute
>lying in bed>pony hops up onto your bed, climbs onto your back/stomach, walks in a little circle like a puppy before lying down, curled up in a ball, and going to sleep.
>>13905148That pony seems tiny.
>>13905114>buying anything at a conThey had a nice sized Lyra at bronycon, so I asked how much it was700
>>13905155Maybe pony IS tiny.
>>13905146If it's well drawn like that pic, 8 or so.
>>13905157Really?The big plushies cost 250-300€, the small ones 70-90€ at Galacon
Anyway, I'll take a request now.
>>13905171>>13905148This, with pony of your choice.
>>13905171Anything Rumble with Silver Spoon
>>13905160On a 1-10 scale, how tiny?
>>13905160OH CHRIST IT'S SO CUTEAA WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME
>>13905179Going which way?
>>13905168I would imagine that the 'biggest' plush maker would have to be there for the biggest con. Hence the prices. Lady was a biiiiitchOf course it was gone next time I went around the hallThe booth was weird though. It shared space with this 'game' that someone unrelated had made, which looked like skyrim assets with ponies.
>>13905171But I did request.
Why is she so perfect /co/?
>>13905192Were you the Daring do guy? Because I don't know how I feel about that.
>>13905171Derpy not looking at an explosion
>>13905160>>13905148>Dulce will never do this>she will never, when asked why, say she had a bad dream.
>>13905162Hmmm. Here, have two more pics so you don't get your hopes up.
>>13905200Yeah, but that's fine.
>>13905147Holy damn that's adorable.
>>13905171Still taking request? Can you draw Dash in this costume or Scootaloo in that costume.
>>139051841 is tiniest10 is filly-sized
>>1390523210, then. I like my pony big enough to cuddle with.
>>13905236They sell full sized pony plushes
>>13905096>>13905096I know there are other images of her.I need them
>>13905250I always kept both. Tan is much more cuter.
>>13905231I might do this after the one I'm doing in stream right now.
>>13905261Gotta love her.
>>13905261That pony needs some filling.
>>13905271I can imagine anon opening a package and a ton of them just pop out and get all over him.
Request time, fire away.
It's starting to get cold at night, Anon.You remember where you put your heater pone?
http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1312415there is this story going around where people are saying this popular sc2 streamer accidentally showed a massive mlp porn folder on streami tried to find screenshots of it but there were none. i want to know what porn it was.
>>13905282Oh god, that is adorable! I could easily feed her hot water every day! I bet she would hug and nuzzle you with her warm body after you feed her that hot water!
>>13905298I request a train to Equestria.
>>13905302Yupunder my blankets
>>13903505in my country pony owns you
>>13905199Because i get to choose freely whether to post her with or without wings.
>>13905298Fluttershy pegging AnonOr Fluttershy pegging Dash if that's too lewd
>>13905313I want pony to own me.
>>13905295>"Finally, they sent that package.">"I swear, they said five days and it was nearly SIX! The nerve of Amazon...">Anon opens the box to be greeted by eyes.>So many eyes.>'THE BOX IS OPENED, SCATTER!'>"OH GOD!"
>>13905302You know winter's coming up. She's gonna get a lot of nonsexual love this year. I bet she'd like that.
>>13905325>Anon opens the box to be greeted by eyes.>So many eyes.It'd be like a huge army, all lined up and waiting for the box to open.
>>13905302Is your sister available?
>>13905326Just as long as you are ready to give her some nice, hardwood.
tell me about your sexy teachers, /co/.you know. THAT one. the way she bit the end of a pencil when she concentrated, or straightened her skirt, or that single strand of hair that always fell in front of her face, or how she smiled at you when you did well on a test. you remember her.
>>13905350>you forgot to feed her one day>she ate your chair
>>13905341>Sister.You mean her natural gas counterpart?Anon, everyone has her, you have something special with your little wood fired furnace pone.Do you not love her? Are you going to take her back to the pawn shop? Nobody loved her there...The owners joked that she would be worth more in scrap.
>>13905322She looks you in the eyes after her tongue leaves its resting spot. It's not like you haven't done this before, but she still wants to make sure it's gentle and easy. The warm lubricant presses against your backside. She winces, as if you were the one doing it to her. Her teeth bite down on her lower lip as she squeals, sharing the pain you're not yet experiencing. You grab her by the wrists and pull her close before planting a kiss on her cheek, whispering that it's okay. You're the one who asked for this, and you're willing to take it all. She nods before leaning on you, her massive breasts heaving against your chest. Her hips wiggle a bit as she enters you and you gasp in shock. Too hard? She's tearing up, afraid of causing you the slightest bit of discomfort. No, you tell her. This is absolutely perfect. You wrap your legs around her wide hips and thrust, urging her on. You want her to keep going and never stop.Next!
>>13905359catholic school = old ladies
>>13905359Nope, all of my female teachers were old because muh unions
>>13905359she was a human
>>13905360As adorable as that story was, I usually carry enough snacks to in theory, keep her going along.
>twilight will never cream herself after you use several long, complicated words in quick succession
>>13905392That would be kinda awkward if she did.
>>13905379>>13905381that sucks. more than half my teachers growing up were smoking hot.
>>13905378UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF
>>13905378Anon with Rarity and Tiwlight in bed after a threesome
>>13905359My grade 2 teacher is my waifuShe was the sweetest thingI can't even remember her name now thoughIt began with a K
>>13905302>You will never live with furnace pone in a log cabin during winter
>>13905409>>log cabin>furnace pone eats the walls
>>13905405Must've been Keerilee
>>13905414Well that's why you got to go out and get more firewood for her. It will also make you as fit as a lumberjack.
>>13905402You flop onto your back with your arms draped over both girls. Life really couldn't be any better right now, sweaty and tired as you are. You look at your fiance and give her a kiss, letting her know that she'll always be number one in your heart. As you snuggle against her, letting her firm breasts spill into your arms, you whisper a raunchy suggestion into her ear. She answers with a slap across the face. She ensures you that she is completely straight and would never entertain such a lewd thought. Okay, you just thought that because her friend is here and you're in the refractory period... Did you just say refractory period? Wow, you've been listening to your fiance's nerdy friend entirely too much. The fact that she's whispering something into your ear doesn't help. Your fiance pushes you off of her with a wicked grin. Darling, if you're so desperate for action, why don't you do it yourself? She orders you to use that overactive mouth of yours to get her friend ready for the next round.These kind of suck, but I'll keep writing them until nobody has any more requests.
>>13905405Mine too. Jane. Mine's still really pretty.
>>13905414>Fucking up and going Donner Party.Dipshit, cut some fucking wood for winter.
>>13905435Do they have to be lewd? Or is cute allowed?
I wonder what's in the box
>>13905457Hundreds of Packing Peanut Ponies.
>>13905435Twilight uses a captured changeling to enact her fantasy of fucking CelestiaDicks optional
>>13905455Cute is 100% fine.
>>13905435Applejack being submissive
>We will never know how Samoa laughs.
Also, while I'm here, I'll take suggestions on the next entry in The Adventures of Rarity and Futashy
>>13905489>FutashyThe next entry can be you taking that JJ shit out of here.
>>13905489what is that
>>13905462we have a winner
>>13905499Look at his horseHis horse is amazing
>>13905505JJ, GG, same artist, same shit they produce.
>>13905520It's actually an MS/CL thing.
>Find out that if I update my calculator I can run Lua programs nativelyHAHAThat video game project last hiatus wasn't completely pointless
>>13905522Aaaaag, same shit different name. They are all attentionwhores in the end!
Fuck it, I'll take a full-blown story request. Rules are much more flexible for these.
>>13905531What are you going to do, continue it?
>>13905534Man than I beg you Rarity teaching Twilight how to be a dom using Anon
>>13905534Twilight and Dash sharing Anon.
>>13904707I'm tempted to rewire my fetish network to include this one. It looks fun.
I DID NOT GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO BEB
RADIO MESSAGE FROM HQ:PONY COMMANDER, WE LOVE YOU
Why is she so kosher?
>>13905575Fuck you Twilight, you're not my real mom.
>>13905577but Fluttershy is a Muslim and Twilight is a Hindu
>>13905586Applejack's a mormon, Rarity's a jew, and Pinkie a member of the Illuminati.
>>13905592Ponyville is all Scientologists.
>>13905580Already did a rapefic, probably not going to do another.
"Where's the beef?"
>Implying the ponies aren't all Jehova's Witnesses
>>13905607I gotta have more cowbell!
>>13905609One of my best friends was Jehova's Witness. He was cool. His favorite pony was Rainbow Dash.I abandoned him when I found out he had such bad taste.
Whip out that rooster!
>>13905600I wish pony was my mom.
>>13905619My best friend in high school was Jehova's Witness.His parents drove him mad and he became delusional and went away
>>13905619>Rainbow Dash>Bad tasteGood for you.
>>13905609So answering my door at 6 AM naked, covered in the blood of a sheep and asking them if they want to salute the flag with me is considered normal?Man, the Witnesses I get must be a bunch of pansies, ponies would not walk away and come back later to burn papers on my lawn.
Would you a fourway with Applejack, Apple Bloom, and Big Mac?Big Mac is on bottom.
>>13905624>Freud morphs into george carlin.gif
>>13905634It's completely normal to want to have sex with your pony mother anon.
>>13905631Noi want to be on bottom
>>13905634If given half a chance I would fuck the sun.Don't get me wrong, I would do it with some sort of magic condom that protected me, but I would.I would totally fuck the sun and laugh my ass off when they blamed the weather on "Global Warming."
>>13905621Rooster used to be my nickname before I started keeping my hair short.
>>13905643You'd be crushed under all those pones riding you.
>>13905648I can't fathom a better way to go
>>13905631it's just going to dissolve into a three-way argument over who gets to sit on Big Mac's party stick.
>>13905645summer is when celestia goes into heat for a few months
>>13905653So her solution is to make the sun closer?
>>13905656>So her solution is to make the sun closer?that's not how summer works anon
>>13905660There's nothing to prove that equestria is tilted like the earth so that's my second guess
>>13905650But then they'll have to deal with your crushed corpse. Why would you leave such a burden on the pony.
>>13905605are you still doing quick requests?
>>13905660The sun revolves around the earth anon, it's elementary
>>13905199>Wings.>Anything other than a disgusting satanic abomination, that is worse than raping new born kittens before drowning them in bleach.
I played hats for the first time9 hoursI think ranba would try scout but suck at it and end up soldierPank would be demomanTwalot would be medic
>>13905661>How to tell if your Rarity is the real one, by Twilight Sparklemuch like diamonds, Rarity can come in many different sizes and forms, each varying in purity and authenticity. Most of these are fake, and i've found there to be only one true Rarity. Most Raritys still make good company, although this depends on the purity and density.
>>13905670nigga everyone knows Jesus makes the world hot when he wants to catch some rays
>>13905679>first world problems
>>13905683>Identifying Rarity>"Yup, that's Rarity."
>>13905669Sure, I'll take one more.
>>13905683And it's easy to find out which Rarity is which.The real one is as dense as a Diamond!
>>13905676>Yes Rarity the strap on is this big
>>13905683The legitimacy of any Rarity can be determined by testing the Ratio of Rarity to non-Rarity particles
Rarilight is pretty much the best ship and stuff. i can't decide if i like this or Rarijack better.
>>13905694Rarara is fashionable with anyone
>>13905694i love how naive Rarity thinks Twilight is sometimes
>>13905688Luna and Celestia taking turns jerking you off while teasing you with their bodies, until one makes you cum and winscelestia should have a bush
>>13905684Jesus is the kinda nigga that puts the fan on after he takes a dump
>>13905694I like and hate your taste at the same time
>>13905694>Dog and pony show>"R-Rara sama, y-you're so amazing!">"Just wait until i tell the princess!"
>>13905534Anon is invited to the Crystal Empiresomething something plot justificationthree way with Cadence and Shiny
>>13905700I wonder what pony the J-man likes
>>13905700i'm still doing research as to whether the bathroom stinks or not after i'm done, i have a feeling it doesn't, but it might...
>>13905698>Celestia should be fucking hugeftfy
>>13905711why not both?
>>13905706>And that's how i cheated on my husband!>Wow, nice eyebrows!!
>>13905691Is that even a pun?
>>13905707Jesus is the kind of nigga that loves all ponies equally and completely, you fucking heathen.
>>13905707Celestia's the kinda nigga who waits until she knows her roommate's asleep before she starts masturbating
>>13905715>And that's how I found out my wife doesn't care about cheating!>Heh heh, you're a horse
>>13905702well, y'know, i am to please and not please.
>>13905725>she wouldn't stop turning Fluttershy into panties, so Celestia turned her into a coffee mug
>>13905724At least you're posting the thing I like.Have some more
Are you trying to trick me, anon?
>>13905714you're right, Luna should be fucking huge tooI think the whole 'loli luna' thing is dumbshe's still much taller than the average pony
>>13905731I would never. now turn around and let me see you
Your sister-in-law isn't shy like your wife. She has a similar enthusiasm, but she's much more slow and controlled. She knows what she's doing with every gentle stroke on your shaft. She blows you a kiss as she shakes her chest, her heaving chest jiggling in the lacy lingerie barely covering her. You admit that you've ogled her a few times during their family reunions, but you never imagined anything like this. Your wife lets out a loud harumph, desperate to regain your affections. She seizes you by the head, taking your mouth hostage as she moans into your lips. It's awkward, like everything she does, but you twitch and jerk while her sister gropes you all the same. The next thing you know, your hand is guided to a patch of fuzzy bush, and you realize that your sister-in-law doesn't groom nearly to the same extent as your wife does. As your fingers slip into the wetness, your wife grabs your testicles and twists. You gasp, and she knows that you're about to go over the edge. Your wife bowls her sister over, kneeling eagerly with her tongue out to catch your sweet treat. Before long, her pale skin is frosted white, covered in your juice, just the way she likes it. The sister-in-law gives your wife a peck on the cheek and asks if she's up for a third round. You don't know if you can handle a tiebreaker.
>>13905732Luna can be 9 feet to Celestia's 13
>>13905731no, it's true. for the low, low price of twelve easy payments of $19.95, YOU TOO can own the POWER and PRECISION and CONTROL of a Mondo-Suk vacuum cleaner. we'll even throw in the brush attachment COMPLETELY FREE.
>>13905719So, does that mean I'm Jesus?
>>13905739No, you're just the kind of nigga Jesus is.
>>13905735unf thanks a lot, man.
>>13905736yes, that's goodit would be funny if Celestia were that much taller but Luna still had the bigger chest
>>13905735> MFF threesome> Not MFMWhy even have three
>>13905739Jesus is also the kind of nigga who knows who he is.
>>13905745Would Celestia just have wider hips and a bigger butt?
>>13905745And Luna's really smarmy about it. "I took after mom, as you can see. I'm prettier, too. All those sonnets Shakespeare wrote? Boom. Meanwhile, all SHE got was some buff Greek chicks on an island."
>>13905745Maybe it depends on the lunar phase?You know, full moon and all of that
Pony changed color
>>13905765Pony sucked my dick.
>>13905763>on a blue moon she lactates
>>13905750Jesus is the kind of nigga who accidentally sees your weird porn and doesn't judge you
>>13905770Jesus sounds like my kind of nigga.and that Satan, man. that guy, he ain't just a bitch, he a bitch-ass nigga.
>>13905747Because that wasn't requested?
>>13905754Celestia is the kind of nigga that knos that that sort of objectifying poetry was something Shakespeare made fun of.
>>13905776Luna is a very lanky pony. I want to engage in sex with her and her enormous limbs.
>>13905774Satan's the type of nigga who sits at the end of the row at the movies so people have to walk all the way around to sit down
>>13905763hm, luna cycling between huge knockers and DFC?sounds like the best of all worlds.
>>13905777still taking requests? >>13905788 >>13905768
>>13905787why not just ask him to move his legs?are you afraid of giving strangers the crotch, anon?
>>13905787Satan's the type of nigga who talks to you while you're on the toilet
>>13905792Satan is the kind of nigga who doesn't move his legs. He just looks at you. Judging. Mocking.
Is YouTube fucking up for anyone else? Video keeps breaking for me after 50~ seconds, even if it's fully buffered. pls help I need my YouTube fix
Reposting for this timezone's crowd.http://mlpgpodcast.tumblr.com/First episode of the podcast is out. It's ragtag and dingy as hell, but we hope to make it a more enjoyable experience as time goes by. Please feel free to voice your input and opinions, here on in the tumblr!
>>13905795Satan's the kinda nigga that's gonna get punched
>>13905797It is for me, but that's normal on my connection while I'm torrenting, so I can't tell you if it's just me or if it's YouTube in general.
>>13905799I don't see why the hell did you not upload this to YouTube. It'd be a whole lot more convenient.
>>13905799....we have potcast now?
>>13905788Watching her go through and eclipe must be interesting, to say the least
MOM SAID IT'S MY TURN TO TALK ABOUT PONY FUCKING ON MLPG
>>13905799I'm gonna give it a listenI hope the voices aren't all nasally
>>13905805We planned on doing that, but we ran into some problems. Don't worry, as soon as we can we will upload the episode there, and every future episode as well
>>13905800Satan's the kind of nigga that buys pancakes ad Denny's and doesn't eat them, so the dishwasher has to hold these perfectly good pancakes and throw them away even though they have blueberries and he's hungry as a bengal tigerthis happens
>>13905810Celestia didn't say anything
>>13905809>"OH GOD HELP ME I'M FADING INTO THE NOTHINGNESS PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOLY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH OH WHAT A WORLD WHAT A W-- Huh. Fine. Whaddaya know. You'd think I'd be used to that after thousands of years."
>>13905811eughdid you guys even use a scriptdid you practice
>>13905799>it begins, what could possibly go wrong, sorryI can't wait to hear what the hell you guys are talking about.
>>13905811I should ask to lend my beautiful Scottish voice to this.
>>13905799who are the guests?
>>13905818> that feel when you're ERPing with anons and you decide to take it to cam and they're unattractive> that opposite feel when they turn out to be hot
Well I spent the whole time drawing this instead of any of the requests outside of the stream. My bad.
>>13905861Nigga that's ugly
>>13905861that's pretty rad, so I'll allow it
>>13905842tfw you start a tinychat webcam orgy and only like 2 dudes show upI expected better from thee homos of /mlp/
>>13905861No problem. Its a nice stream and that is a cute pony.
>>13905857lightning dust's trail makes no god damn sense
>>13905867I don't want to masturbate with you disgusting cunts
>>13905867Please fuck off
>>13905872would you masturbate with a group of pony>>13905875no u
Does someone have high resolution versions of the Season posters? I just got a A3 printer and realized I can use it for printing that. Also the map would be nice
Does anyone have one of those /mlp/ maps?
We ded. No just from posters, but from content, quality and original discussion. rip mlpg.
>>13905925Soos why are you a rodent
>>13905932I wouldn't say that, but with the exception of some art and quick-fics this is a really boring thread.
>>13905932Sometimes I wonder if you guys have heard of this thing:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1%25_rule_(Internet_culture)It seems to apply a lot to MLPG.
should I get vita mlpg
>>13905957More like the whole site.
>>13905958NopeMaybe get one when you get a PS4
>>13905971>tfw used to be a 1%er
AJ doesn't want youhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kE74NauFABc
>>13905957I am the 1%
>>13905957back in the days when there were still stats posted by leth about 10-20% were content creators
>>13905976I haven't seen him around. He on break or something or did he finally kick the bucket?
>>13905976Is leth dead too?
>>13905985yeah, just like the contributors anon loves to drive out.and now MLPG only consumes and never produces, but looking at the way we treat contributors it serves us right.
>>13905998We'll just outsource our contributors to China
>>13905998>Shitposters drive people off>It's all of mlpg's faultFuck you.
good night mlpg
>>13905998Anon drives out the contributors that don't tailor exactly to what he wantsWhich is why there are not very many writers here
>>13906004Don't be an ass, you understood what he meant. Shitposters are a part of mlpg.
>>13906004because it's coming from the inside now. there is no outside pressure anymore that makes us get along with each other anymore.
Even s4 is gonna suck ;_; The dream is gone
Braeburn's thick, pumped cock
>>13906012It doesn't mean they represent everyone in the thread is what I'm getting at.
>>13906026It was a nightmare from the start.
>spike's foot long tongue wriggling into your urethra
>>13906010because 100 pixels worth of scrolling is too much to ask for and even the slightest annoyance means that he has to complain and tell everyone about it.if you don't like the way someone's front yard looks in your street, you're totally entitled to wedging the door, cutting the phone line and setting the house on fire. since he doesn't like it and must do something against it, it's only fair.
>>13906036Of course not. But they are vocal and obnoxious.As it's always the case, everywhere, on the internet.
>>13906038>Teasing your prostate from the inside>Blocking your cum from escaping>Watching you writhe in pleasure and pain
Marka's dead thread
>>13906012In the same way a tumor is part of a body
>>13906040I like to think it of as lazinessIt's easy to absorb a picture really fast and then judge it, but you have to use your imagination and actually fucking read a story to be able judge it thoroughly
>>13906005Good night, Australia
FUCK ME_ ROOGNA
We still have a lot of drawfags...And AJ's back, Snarky's lurking, Aspirant is here too again, there's Asshole and a few others I'm missing. Also the fact that the show is in hiatus, the longest hiatus till now by far doesn't help.I mean the comics can only do so much...You guys are being a bit to negative.
>>13906073Your face is being a bit too negative.
>>13906073I'll be negative all I want. You can't stop me!
>>13906071Rarity ponies don't wear clothesI'm trying to fit in and you're making me uncomfortable
>tfw Braeburned will never do that zebra threesome
>>13906083>ponies don't wear clothes
sex with scootaloo
>>13906094HEY MARKERYOU'RE UGLYanyway you know what would be cool? Talk show episode. Or interview episode.
>tfw edging for hours and then accidentally backing off to late, ruining it by coming at the wrong timeAll that wasted time ;_;
>>13906114Is it out yet?
>>13906124YeahSucks balls thoughSounds like a dude from not america and a really really quiet guy talking to each other about not pony
Applejack! We gotta rise up against the bourgeoisie!
>>13906134We'll just feed both armies with apples for profit
>>13906107Filly is not for sexual Anon, even if it is best filly.I think the S4 episode dealing with Scoots not being able to fly will be a good one. I'm hoping it's at least on par with SiP. I'm thinking that episode will be Rainbow Dash heavy once again, just because Scoots looks up to her so much.
>>13906134Non, ma petite sœur, nous ne devons pas faire rien.
>>13906129Eh it's just the first one. I'm sure it will eventually get better. I hope. And maybe it will include more pony once we have more pony content.
>>13906121>trying to edge for about hour and a half>dry, unsatisfying orgasmI think I broke my penis...
>>13906150I hope she'll fly at the end. Or at least be hinted that she's able to fly.
>>13906153Hopefully. I fell asleep during the whole steam thing and fucked up my sleeping schedule.When they mean 'guests', do they mean contributors or random jackoffs like me
>>13906107Sex with Rumble
>>13906156>>unsatisfying orgasm>tfw this has been every orgasm I ever had for meAt least you just broke yours, I already had a malfunction included in the production process
>>13906121Are you new to edging? I've never backed off "too late", a little cum might get out but if I don't touch it I don't cum>>13906156Were you already dry? I've edged after cumming twice that day and only had a little squirt. Seriously you might want to get it checked out, even if I fap while not really turned on I still get some cum
>tfw no special somepony
>>13906142>>13906151But Celestia oppresses the proletariat!
>>13906169>Are you new to edging?Not really, it was maybe by one second or so, dick wouldn't stop twitching and refused to calm down again. Dick can be a real dick sometimes.
>>13906167Have you ever been with a partner? Relaxation is another big part of having a good orgasm, are you a very stressed person?
>>13906172I think it's kinda worth it in exchange for someone who literally raises the sun everyday.Besides, she's a god; the proletariat doesn't stand a chance against her.Sometimes security is a fair trade for freedom, Applebloom.
>>13906159It's hard to tell where the writer will go with that one. They can end it the way you hope so, or they just might go with the "Scoots will never fly but that can't stop her from living her dream" type of message. It's an episode I'm looking forward to none the less.I'm hoping she can fly, even if not until she gets a bit older.
>>13906179Do you do kegals? Having strong kegals is important for edging
>>13906153Just wait until it becomes the fetish discussion podcast, where they go over all the fetish talk of the day and provide their own input.Then it will be good
>>13906180>Have you ever been with a partner?Where do you think we are?
>>13906190I think virginity is less common around here then you think
>>13906159I'm pretty sure she'll fly. Thing is that if they make her not fly the only lesson is that she can do other things great so it's not a big deal. But they already made this in Call of cutie, just replace wings with cutie mark.Also they don't go for consequences and go for happy endings. See S&E, One Bad Apple, Hurricane Fluttershy. Also it would kinda suck after SiP where her main goal was getting Dash to be her mentor and as she said "Teach me all she knows". And Dash's main thing is flying.Honestly the way they can make everyone happy is make her able to fly to shut up DT and SS but still prefer the scooter. And I think they'll go with that since it's the easiest way out.
>>13906180>are you a very stressed person?I have a bunch of symptoms which are probably due to depression - not the "I wan't to die" one but the "I don't care about anything" one - so maybe it's related to that
>>13906184I squat three times a week, shouldn't that be sufficient?
>>13906197I guarantee I have enough virginity for everyone here.Everyone around me becomes more virginal by proxy.
>>13906209Wwould you let me take your virginity?
>>13906199It most likely is. I'm guessing you aren't in therapy?>>13906205Not really, squats help, but targeted exercises are a lot more important. You need strong kegals to not only keep the cum in, but also to be able to control the process of the orgasm itself, the "twitching". Ejaculation and orgasm are separate things
>>13906209I don't think that would effect guys in any physical wayIf anything that would just erase memories. Can you erase memories of people standing close to you?
>>13906220Are you saying he is some kind of memory eating brainsucker?
>>13906209I'd let you use my butt if you wanted~
>>13906225What if he erased memories of pony with his brainsucker powersNO MORE PONY
hugs with pinkie pie
>Was intending to draw all night>Just sat around and didn'tCould I get a simple request to do before I go to bed?
>>13906198Seems like a solid perspective, but I've been pleasantly surprised by what the writers have done in the past. Even times when they've done the exact opposite of what I expected.Like I said it's an episode I'm looking forward too, and I hope it surprises us all in how well it delivers.
Pony acquired big poofy mane
>>13906234Sweetie Belle sleeping in a giant hat
>>13906234I was going to take a nap and draw something.Instead I slept for eight hours, got up, had breakfast, and did nothing.
>>13906234FLUTTERS IN CHEERLEADER UNIFORM
>>13906234you being double cuddled by your two favorite ponies
>>13906219>I'm guessing you aren't in therapy?Docs are checking for possible other causes first so they don't fill me up with drugs for nothing.Waiting time is extremely high though so it takes them about one or two months to rule out a single possible cause.
>>13906239>>13906241I'll try to have these done by tomorrow night.
>>13906244Well, for right now it seems like all you can do is wait, sorry to say.I'd love to talk more in detail about how you feel, but I don't think you'd trust someone on mlpg enough for that.
I hope pony likes pizza
mlpg is slow today~
>>13906259Why are your wings so small? Surely you can't fly with those.
>>13906278I would slap that butt.
>>13906278Is that you shout?
>>13906287the face looks suspiciously shouty
>>13906282Twily gets full wings when she gets the high score.
>>13906278want me to do my super fast shitty drawings then??
>>13906287Yes, although I really aught to get back to work.And by 'get back to', I mean 'start'.
How do I deepthroat a thick cock, MLPG
>>13906268There's only one possible other cause left unless they remembered something else in the mean-time so I shouldn't have to wait for much longer.I just hope they can really help me, it's awful when you can't care about anything anymore - I missed so many deadlines lately because even though I know that it is important to hand the stuff in on time, I just don't care anymore if I miss them.Same for positive things though, all I can think when I get some kind of positive feedback or achieved something is "okay" without really having a feeling of accomplishment.
>>13906306Reroll for oral circumference.
Pony likes hats. Would you get pony a nice hat?
I'd rather get them a key for a chest they probably have
I wasn't around when the Tweet from Meghan M. hit. How did MLPG react to her saying "Continuity, world-building, and back story are very important to us."?
>>13906329FUCK ME ROOGNA
>>13906334Well okay but only if we dont make eye contact
>>13906278What a bottom heavy pony
>>13906339I'll put on a skirt and a wig and moan like a girl for you.
>>13906312Are there any people that you care about? Family or friends?I have depression myself, and I've been fighting it for a long time, having other people that cared about me really helped.
>>13906329>that picPow, right in the feelingsI want to give her a hug so badly
Rollin'Evens - DrawOdds - Sleep
>>13906384Draw diamond tiara and silver spoon
>>13906346I have veins on both sides that make it look thicker than it is but I think I'm a bit on the short sideI'm sure you'd have no problem with mine
>tfw 5" long and thick>tfw bf says I'm perfect for oral for him
>>13906395>Having a bfpls go
>>13906364I talked about it with my parents but I don't think they understood what I told them. For them depression means that the person is constantly sad, which I'm not.And they also don't get what a total lack of motivation and absolute indifference towards everything feels like (which I can't really blame them for). They didn't tell me to man up but it was along the lines of "You just have to pull through this" and so on - so by now I just don't talk about it with them anymore because it's futile anyway.
I'm sorry for mentioning my dickit's the hiatus I swear
>>13906378Celestia trying to copy Applejacks rope-trick and accidentally tying herself up in the process.
>>13906406Twily pls, I'm sure you have a very nice penis
>>13906292Draw me a chrysalis, please.
>>13906395Anyone can take 5"
>>13906421ExactlyAnd he loves doing it.He loves anal too, he cums hands free and everything
>>13906378Trixie and Twilight fighting mecha-hitler.
Marriage with pony
>>13906425>he cums hands free and everything
>>13906378dash sitting on fluttershy's face
>>13906434fluttershy sitting on dash's face*
>>13906431I know it sounds crazy, but it really IS possible to enjoy anal without getting your stomach bulged
>>13906445That face is way too long.The idea behind it was hot, too bad it was just made as a DMW bait
>>13906454Oh god, doesn't it ring true.I think the face is fine, I enjoy alternative ponies and unusual styles; It's like the faces in those japanese pony doujins.
>>13906462>>13906444Do you reckon Kidsune and his husband have to use toys exclusively for him to get off?