Pony should be with monster

>>13891549
Young Granny Smith unf~

>Did you believe Smith's story about how Ponyville was form
You can't argue with photographic evidence

We were talking about video games in the last thread

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>>13891549
Young Granny Smith is fine by me.

>>13891549
>What does the Zap Apples taste like?
I imagine they are rather sour, like a warhead
>Did you believe Smith's story about how Ponyville was form?
eh, it's probably a reasonable aproximation of the truth
>Whats your thought on the appearence of a younger version of Granny Smith
adorable
>or the first appearance of the Timber Wolves?
they were okay

>>13891549
I think it's interesting that ponies live so long.

http://imgur.com/a/PT0jq

Has anyone scanned this for QR bullshit yet?

>>13891561
with her teeth?

that must be painful

>>13891561
With what? Her mouth?
in fact how did she launch it, with a ballist?

>>13891572
Wait, never mind. They only showed photos from the reunions.

>>13891549
>tfw no young smith/normal big mac porn

>>13891593
What QR bullshit?

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Horngasm Denial

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So
hey
season 4
26 episodes of pure pony pleasure

>>13891619
That's dumb

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>>13891599
She had another pony fire the arrow.

>>13891597
That's the tricky part of the trick.

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>>13891624

>>13891626
>those eyes

>>13891631
You're dumb

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>>13891624
why are confused ponies so much cuter?

>>13891593
I'm convinced something's up with that nightsky

Maybe the position of the stars or something? There was a very similar puzzle in Fez

>>13891593
I bet It wouldn't have appeared if he didn't read about It in the book.

>>13891643
Your face is dumb

>>13891632
i hope she at least tries to catch it sideways and not head on

>>13891632
ohhh silver SPEED, i thought it was silver spoon

What the hell happened two threads ago?

>>13891633
>that little shake

HNNNNNNNNNNG

>>13891662
Eh?

>>13891593
Whoa, hang on
What is this?
What is that thing?

>>13891649
...does that mean he can summon things by reading about them?

>>13891662
something happened?

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>>13891644
No idea.

>>13891670
LK did a Chronicle thing

We don't know if there's more to it yet

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>>13891632

I've always wondered why pony is so fond of archery

There are at least two different ones in ponyville with the bow and arrow as their cutie marks, and quite a few crystal ponies have it too.

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Woo, she moved in!

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I ganna say, that bonnet made Applebloom 10x cuter!

>>13891676
>>13891667
I think after the move, someone got hextuples and bronies spammed the thread with ASCII art as a result

>>13891703
Can you expect anything else from /v/ and /b/ rejects?

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>>13891699
>Pinkie
My condolences

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>>13891693
Might not be directly related to archery, though

>>13891703
Nah, the get happened in another threads and a few getters from /s4s/ came to hang around (i.e. post Peter Griffin smoking marijuana; and DUBSTEP).

>>13891685
But I don't quite understand what's going on
Is it a shadow Diamond Dog or something? And where is he?

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Sexiest pone. No contest.

>>13891674
What I wanted to say it's like in movies.
When you travel to some place and you read a legend about ancient monster from that place, it appears.
That's why I'm saying now; If you ever go some place where are legends about some ancient monsters, don't read anything about them and you'll be safe.
I know, it's fucking corny as hell, but it leads to that it has to work like that.

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>>13891655
That's the idea.

>>13891693
Elite Equestrian snipers and assassins. Political tools who also enjoy tournaments.

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>>13891725

True, but if that was the case you would think something like a stylized arrow without the bow would be more common

>>13891731
Sparity a shit.

>>13891728
check the archive, it all definitely happened in 13885015.

>>13891693
>>13891737
Maybe Pony is into the art of archry and they think its a fun passtime?

>>13891729
I assume that's young Chronicle, who apparently lived in the desert

That shade is the creature he's reading about. I don't know why it looks like a Diamond Dog, but that could tie the event with his...future interests

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>>13891764

That would be the most logical explanation but you would think that would be a rather difficult hobby for non unicorn ponies

https://derpibooru.org/442192

>>13891772

I gave up a long time ago, Anon.

>>13891754
Oh, then the post must have been moved by a janitor or a mod at some point. I was there earlier and I'm almost sure it didn't happen in the general.

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>>13891771
But she cute, not sexy.

>>13891798
Why not both?

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>>13891649
>>13891674
>>13891733
Did you guys even take any lit or analytical classes in highschool?

In that set of images, Chronicle is just another scared kid who stayed up watching too many scary movies (*scary books) and afterwards is too scared to go to bed because he believes what he read was real. Which given the universe RQ is set in, he might be right. But the book is titled Monsters and Myths, and he has access to it in the middle of the desert. Might just be some fairy tale hoopla his parents gave him. He might think he sees a shadow move, like a kid would think a ghost is clawing on his window or a monster is hiding under his bed. When in reality, it's just their imagination and fear warping their perception.

Kind of like how imagination and fear warped him later on in his life.

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>>13891804
I only seem one way. Either she is cute, or sexy.

>>13891772
When I'm dead.

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>>13891773
is it really?

>>13891769
>young Chronicle
I'm not ready for this, I still hate his guts

>>13891807
That sounds neat, thanks for explaining.
I'm uneducated motherfucker.

>>13891593
What's with the light in frames 11 & 12

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>>13891786
That is what makes it interesting for the Earth Ponies.They can brag about it and call out the Unicorn for not being able to do it without magic.

I can't find my post stamps
Where are my god damn post stamps
Pony, did you?

>>13891786
Pegasuses could use their wing hands.
But that would probably lead to deformation of the wings if they did it since they were a child and make it difficult to fly or maybe even impossible.

You know it could be cool.
I mean remember in Sonic Rainboom where they were using a jackhammer on some clouds?
Imagine if they made a room made of those clouds with a few holes, put some pegasus archers in it and just send it towards the enemy.

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>>13891827
>>13891773

pony wants to digest you

>>13891844
Archery takes a lot of upper body strength, I don't see how wings could pull that off. Crossbows or arbalests would make the most sense like in that picture

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>>13891786
IIRC the statue in the Return of Harmony part 1 was just using hoofgrip

>>13891860
Wouldn't you still need a lot of strength to pull back the string to reload the crossbow?

Pony grew a third eye on the forehead.
Pony can now access your thoughts.

My Little Game Grumps: Friendship Makes My Dick ROCK HARD!

>>13891771
I just realized the temples of those glasses don't go onto her ears, they must be there only for decoration.

>>13891876
Not nearly as much, crossbows usually use levers.

>>13891876
Nope, some of them used a crank but yeah typically you used both hands to pull it back which also utilized other muscles in your body.

>>13891771
>"Enjoying the view, dear?"

>>13891837
I guess his parents came in to tell him to go to sleep

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>>13891878
Pony should fuck off. Pony is not the NSA.

>>13891909
>>13891911
Eh...
Okay Pegasus crossbowman in a floating cement cloud room. Still cool.

>>13891918
please no it's too early for this
heartache should not be literal

>>13891878
I thought everyone could mindread anyway. That's why sometimes when I catch people thinking about embarassing things they nope it out of their heads

>>13891891
Just like the show then.

>>13891987
Well yeah.
Oh, you know what? Maybe they're like handles, so they can take the glasses off without smudging the frames.

beb

>>13892048
Boudin

>>13884991
>>13884991
>>13884991
new thread

>>13891938

Yeah crossbows or arbalests, especially windlass variants would make the most sense. I just do not see pone being able to fire a bow with hoof grip as people do, as aside from the strength required they would need to somehow nock the arrow with a single hoof.

>>13891807

I don't think he summoned it, but I don't think he's just imagining either

>>13892069
are you fucking retarded

this is litteraly a new thread in itself, who the fuck is goign to fall for this

The Tony Hawk series was good the whole way through, from Pro Skater to Underground to American Wasteland.

all were fun and brought new elements to the table

FAT SEED FAT SEED WHAT WE GONNA DO

>>13892080
I didn't really like American Wasteland

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>>13892069
>they have a Steam group

>>13891957
>"Don't you want to keep your sweet little Rarity company?"
>"Celestia's sun is shining, we have a wonderful natural shade, the water feels divine~, and best of all?"
>"it's all for ourselves~

>>13892097
>we have a steam group

>>13892109
We are about 10 times older and at least 2 times bigger

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>>13892083

>>13892118
And probably 90 times shittier

>>13892119
since when does slightly chubby pony body = BIG STRONK TITTAYS?

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>>13892118
>I'm older than you

>>13892119
I think I'm starting to resent drawings of hot girls because I know that they would never talk to me

>>13892143
because

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>your horse waifu won't do you without protection
>you go to the pharmacy to buy rubbers
>horse condoms are bigger than human ones so you have to get an XXS
>the horse cashier can't stop snickering as he rings you up

>>13892076
Of course he's retarded, he linked to a batpone thread

>>13892148
>>13892148
Shut up Fluttershy. You aren't

Remember when Corwin was alive?

there is very little young granny smith in this thread

change that

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20 minutes

>>13892143
But Babs wasn't chubby at all.
She was somewhat larger than other fillies and had a wonderful ass.

THE JOY OF VENGEANCE
TESTIFY

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>>13892152
Why would i care what the cashier thinks if i'm getting lucky?

>>13892152
>Implying a human's dick is smaller than a pony's from Equestria.

Pony's got that thuggin' love

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQLZwvnU55I

wow the bronies in other countries are way cooler

>>13892160
Remember when the show was good?

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>>13892166

>>13892152

>return home to find zebra twins DPing your waifu without protection

>>13892109

Nah nigga fuck you I don't want any part of that. This place already has its own flavor of shit, I don't need to mix and match.

>>13892167
well whatever, you know what i mean.

and her "ass" is the same one as all the others

>>13892170
That movie was terrible but I still like it because nostalgia's a bitch.

>>13892176
Yes.

S2E24 was a magical time.

>>13892182
That song was probably the best disney villain song along with Be Prepared and Hellfire though

>>13892133
Why complain about us having a steamgroup if you already assume that we are a billion times worse than anything else imaginable?

This thread isn't as intense as the time Twilight was attacked by timberwolves in the Everfree Forest, she ran out of SP, and had to beat the last one to death with her spellbook.

>>13892192
>Poor Unfortunate Souls

>>13892199
>running out of SP with Twilight
Jesus Christ you're bad at the game

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This thread needs to go faster

>>13892214
Shut up and draw Xieril. You haven't earned the right to talk this month

>>13892214
dash a shit

>>13892208
I don't really like that one as much

>>13892222
DUBSTEP

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>>13892208

>>13892222

I want them to fuck me.

>>13892152
I'll make sure to get a look at his face when my waifu picks me up from the shop and he sees me kissing the ruler of Equestria right on the mouth.

Fucking asshole.

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>>13892175
>socially normal, good looking, decent job, nice apartment, hot GF and fan of mlp

i hate seeing people like this because it just makes me feel bad for being a dirty creep. it has always been my dream to be on the normal side of the fandom

>>13892214
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MLDC55grt8

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>>13892232

>>13892166
Oh shit, I almost forgot. Good thing I decided to check the thread one last time before I go and play vidya.

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>>13892181
>the same as all others
Nah
Lookit that ass.

>>13892244
some of my friends who know I like pony once told me "you don't look or act like a brony at all"

>>13892260
>''Jeez Babs, why are you so much bigger than Applebloom?''

>>13892248
I always wanted to play that game but by the time I got a decent computer everyone stopped playing Tribes
;_;

>>13891549
I would totally hit a young Granny Smith.

>>13892244
>>13892271
people dig for the worst, and when you have a fandom this large there is a lot of "the worst"

confirmation bias and whatnot

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>>13892254

>>13892214

See that? It has life and energy. Unlike bland anon.

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NOW IN GLORIOUS CINECOLOR

>>13892278
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjQ69qkbmU4

it had a good but short run.

>>13892278
>that feel

except i don't even have a decent computer

>>13892281
pretty sure this is the best thing ever

more plz

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>>13892281

>>13892314
I still laugh.

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>>13892302

>>13892301
I cri everytime ;_;

>>13892302

oh god that face

this is great

>>13892314
huh first time I'm seeing thiss

>>13892302
>Seven vaginas
>That fucking face
10/10

>>13892323
well that ended fast

>>13891549
>Applebloom does not like the idea that she have to bring Granny Smith to her school.
I don't like it either, the story should have happened at the apples house in the form of a long and fully-colored flashback, with tons of dialogue and screentime and adventures.
It should have been about AJ's parents and all the adventures they've had before they died, not miss Smith/Apple smith being an old fool.
>What does the Zap Apple taste like?
Spicy like bubblegum fizz, yet sweet and creamy, with a diverse amount of flavors. Also I prefer calling them rainbow apples or lightning apples, ''zap'' is such crappy word...yet... wait second.
Zapples, it will sound like Taz the tasmanian devil is spelling it, but still better. I'm wondering why they didn't call them zapples.


>Did you believe Smith's story about how Ponyville was form?
Ahaha not one bit, despite the fact the writer tried to force feed it to me with various shit like that soundtrack and clapping at the end.
Granny most likely stole it from Applejack or her great-great-great grandmother, that sounds more believable. As for the little story's visuals they could have removed the brown-yellow colors.
Furthemore the timberwolves were poorly integrated into the story, their purpose was never explained and they got afraid of a bunch of frying pans?!
>watch out son, granny's got a frying pan, don't mess with her unless you want the pain pans. Don't make her put you on the frying pan bake you into oblivion; cupcakes style.

>>13892285
Noice, but it needs closure. Fluttershy accepting her role as Rarity's squishy mound of ponyflesh

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>>13892285
Why do you always make Rarity ULTRABLUSH over fatties?

>>13892285
you forgot to color the mark

>>13892353
Also the apples themselves should have been more special like having an important ability such as curing poison joke or any sickness or giving ponies a magic enhancement.
Too much fuss over some colored apples which don't do jackshit, it's almost like the apples are mary sues; getting praise for how special they are, but ultimately being useless.
The timberwolves should have been explained as the protectors of the zapple trees; for they are born from the same tree trunks which fall when lightning strikes them, just like in the show.
I think there could have also been a curse which actually deals damage to the farm. Farming rainbow apples from the everfree forest should be much riskier.

Like there could be plots around the following; Applebloom getting sick. Granny Smith's obsession with wanting to keep the zapple farm business, even by attempting to grow them in Applejack's cellar.
The timberwolves stealing the trees with their magic. All the ponies going in the everfree forest to get them back. Then after they get them back and they sell the rainbow jam to the entire town they find out that high consumption could make a pony have a magic disease(maybe cutie pox) which can kill the entire town. They go to Zecora and she says they need to harness the magic from the timberwolves in her bottles. They almost get killed by shadow timberwolves & other types of wolves. Or maybe something more complex, grand and end-game which puts a stop to the timberwolves forever. Like featuring a timberwolf king and an everfree forest fountain/shrine which explodes in light. Zecora brews a potion made out of timberwolf essence and she dips it in the fountain, causing a northern lights show which destroys the zap apple trees&zap apples and the timberwolves forever. I have an issue with wanting this episode to be full-on adventure about the everfree forest.

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Where is googlyeyes anon

I want him to make a changeling

>>13892375
Honestly, how many artist are there that tends to forget those small, yet important, details?

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What was Granny Smith called when she was little? Did they always call her Granny?

>>13892353
>The story should have happened at the apples house in the form of a long and fully-colored flashback, with tons of dialogue and screentime and adventures.
>It should have been about AJ's parents and all the adventures they've had before they died, not miss Smith/Apple smith being an old fool.

Way to miss the whole moral of the episode

http://mlpg.co/q/res/490333.html

Luna a shit

>>13892406
I imagine she was called apple smith or something

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So is this enough?

>>13892353
>Furthemore the timberwolves were poorly integrated into the story, their purpose was never explained and they got afraid of a bunch of frying pans?!
Actually, one of many ways to scare the wolves away is to make some loud noises.

>>13892285
>mashed potato blobs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhUgsPn3hyI

Good news anon
Your waifu is a immortal.

Bad news: So are her friends.

What do?

>>13892430
Act as usual.

>>13892372

Because I think it's cute to make the prim and proper fashion designer, of all people, to be driven crazy over it. She's always designing dresses and measuring her clients, so Fluttershy at this size would sensory overload.;

At first she may not have realized it and just looked at ponies this big and just didn't know what to do with herself or her clients. Measuring tape would snap before it reached around, seams would burst ruining her fabric, they'd want something to eat since it wasn't just a boutique but her house. Very overwhelming for her.

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>>13892430
Could they make me immortal as well?

>>13892428
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXnvDxYPF6A

mandatory

>>13892418
fuck off

>>13892454
You first brah ;^)

>>13892406
Probably Black Smith.

>>13892408
Fuck your moral, Meghan.

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>>13892430
>So are her friends

So...
i'm going to live forever?

>>13892446
Honestly, rarity being a fat fetishest is not particularly funny

If you want a comedic subject, Rainbow dash.

>>13892451
What the heck is this?
AHH

>>13892448
I'm talking about Highlander immortals anon. You know the "There can be only one" immortals
Which is very bad for them
And no they can't make you an immortal

>>13892430
But anon, everyone knows nothingness is immortal in a sense.
And the friends of nothingness are immortal, too.

>>13892426
And that's when realism is more unbelievable than fiction.

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Is this a reference to something or just a silly cat suit

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>>13892469
>Written by: Cindy Morrow

>>13892477

I wasn't going for funny this time, just for something adorable.

>>13892477
Anon please just ignore him.

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>>13892470
BONBON PLEASE
THATS TOO MUCH BUTTER EVEN FOR A FATTY LIKE YOU

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MT what the fuck are you doing

>>13892491
Everything dash is a reference to fecal matter

>>13892446
hey ross >>>/d/5047777

>>13892508
She's a bandwagoner
The fuck do you think

>>13892500
I have a problem with replying

I see him doing his thing and I WANT him to be better with it. It may not be my thing, but seeing an obvious way to improve something and not telling them seems wrong to me.

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>>13892510

>>13892491
>spike collar
Fuck no.

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I'M THE SMARTEST
AND THE SWEETEST
I WILL FIND A BOOK AND READ IT
IF THERE AIN'T ONE
THEN I'LL WRITE ONE
TWILY DON'T TAKE SHIT FROM NO ONE

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>>13892406
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maria_Ann_Smith

Her name is Maria. But the bigger question to ask is, "Did she marry into the Apple Family?" and "Is Smith her maiden or her married name?"

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>>13891771
DAYUM

That's one hell of an image

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>>13892507
THIS PONY IS NOT FAT
TAKE THAT BACK

>>13892522
But they won't improve
They're here to literally only dump their worst works on us
They can do much better without you, and know exactly how
There's no reason whatsoever to suggest anything

>>13892497
Shut up Megan, we know who's really in charge of the show.
Don't you try to put orange juice in the apple box, you hear me, Megan? Go back to using your thumbs to open pendants with the rainbow of light in it, go back to G1 you fucking blondie. Bet you have sex everynight with Rainbow Dash you sick fuck.

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>>13892527
What's wrong with collars?

>>13892508
unf

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>>13892528
What book would she write, "How to be a Dork?"

>>13892528
>says the retard that produced a logical thought twice in all of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

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>>13892519
How dare people like popular things.

>>13892535
I know right
It's not even inherently sexual but that pose and that look and that hair

>>13892528
ONE BOOK
MARK IT UP
ONLY I GOT BOOKS ENOUGH
THAT'S WHY CELEST WILL LEAVE THE THRONE TO ME

I'VE BEEN EXILED, PERSECUTED
LEFT ALONE WITH NO DEFENSE

>>13892533
Granny's name is Granny. She was born into the Apple Family, but married some pony named with the surname of Smith, probably Black Smith or Silver Smith or something. Her husband was probably working for her parents when they met.

>>13892557
Rarity is the unfiest pony.

Why did Weaver never draw Flash Sentry? I particularly liked his desperate virgin Twi pictures, so having a skeezy Twi harrassing Flash would've been great.

>>13892555
Man, that pic made me think of TMNT.

>>13892522

Look, I may include Rainbow Dash later. I just don't know how to write for her at all, except to make her a douche.

How'd you feel about a fat Twilight?

>>13892610
Why not ask him yourself?
You know his Skype, yes?

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>>13892545
Spiky Collar is too edge or "I want to stand out more". Normal one are usually cuter and you can still hug them around their neck.

Dash vs Rarity.
Who would win?

>>13892430
>Celestia as waifu
Good news for Inkwell.

>>13892635
Rarity only has a limited knowledge of spells so Dash could easily get the upper hand on her if she were quick enough

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Okay here's the deal.
You can be with your waifu but a horrible curse will befall her. No one but you will notice.

The curse will be revealed after you made your choice.
Do you accept?


If you accept you also get this lamp for free

>>13892610
>Flash! Thank Celestial you're here! I think there's an assassin in my bath!
>No, check deeper. Really reach in there.
>Deeperrrrr
>Yessssss therrrrre

>>13892635
Depends on the contest, but most of the time Rarity

>>13892649
Eh ma-
>If you accept you also get this lamp for free
YES

Apples

>>13892645
>Use telekinesis on one of her wings
>win

>>13892649
>If you accept you also get this lamp for free
Holy shit, yes.
Is this still a deal for non-pony waifu, too?

>>13892644
lel

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>>13892620
>you will never a sledpone

>>13892613
I was not really requesting

just sort of throwing ideas out there

no strong feelings one way or the other on that last one

>>13892635
Dash only has to create some rain, and Rarity would turn into a sobbing mess because her dress/style got ruined.

>>13892673
stop posting my plane waifu

>>13892649
Fuck waifu, I want the lamp.

>>13892670
Sorry no. Only pony waifus count.

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Constantly drunk member of the Apple Family named Appletini constantly hitting on Twilight Sparkle at the family reunion, finishing with a brief but very firm session of getting felt up

>>13892528
>no wings

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>>13892675
Why doesn't Rarity just protect herself with magic?

>>13892679
You gotta share, bro, 'cuss I ain't backing off.

>>13892690
Shut up Chistery.

>not playing mmos alone

>>13892649
I don't know man. I mean on one hand she gets cursed. On the other that's a pretty bitching lamp...
Deal

>>13892696
you best step off and go back to your entry level planes like blitz and airliner

>>13892701
>playing mmos
I want games with closure

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>>13892701
>mmos
excuse me while i go throw up

>rarity
>virgin

>>13892701
it's what I'm doing with GTA:O

>>13892701
There will never be a 3D pony MMO where we can all get together and hang out on one server

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>>13892710
>tfw City of Heroes died because a korean grinder took a loss in profits
>all the other superhero MMOs are shit

>>13892708
You can't just unfall in love. It just doesn't work like that.

>>13892716
>Not a virgin
Who would want to touch that fuck with anything other than melee weapons?

>>13892725
I'm legit mad about this

There were like 3 in development and we still have none

>>13892725
There was one, once. The makers received a C&D from Hasbro or something.

>>13892725
>implying it wouldnt be like that South Park WoW episode

>>13892716
Oh, so we're going to be talking about Rarity up to one week after she got her Cutie Mark?

>>13892739
Google Legends of Equestria.

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>>13892730
here's something more appropriate for you

The bed you share with pone has been creaking and sinking more and more every time pone gets on it

Maybe you should talk to pone

>>13892752
That's the one! I really thought the development had ended.

>>13892756
>paperplane pony
... it's adorable

>>13892756
Why must you be so crude?
There's all these permanently disabled SR-71s in museums left for us to enjoy. We can all share.

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>>13892765
>chubby pone waifu

>tfw you will never be more fun than the color pink

>>13892746
>implying horse raids
>pony pvp arenas

>>13892775
I am
Applejack told me so

>>13892765
I really should. It's time she finally accepts that she is pregnant.

>>13892765
eh, the bed had a good run, for a dirt cheap thing on eNeigh, we certainly got our money's worth

>there will never be a pony chess set

Any pony references in GTA?

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>>13892748
It's canonical that Rarity lost it to Hayseed Turnip Truck back when they were kids

>>13892776
>>pony pvp arenas
>148 smelly bronies re-enacting magic duel

>>13892785
Would both sides be symmetrical or would it be a good guys vs villains kind of thing?

Who would be the pawns

>>13892789
But they met for the first time at a Ponyville hoedown the fall before Sweet and Elite

>>13892765
Why should I? She doesn't seem to notice or care

Let's just...see how things go

>>13892776
Don't make me fucking want a pony MMO
please

>>13892707
>>13892682
>>13892656
Okay your post number decides the curse
Evens she laughs like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcSujceZDmg constantly
Odds She has Sean Connery's voice and whenever you have sex bagpipes start to play.

>>13892765
Guess fucking her into the head piece every single night finally took it's toll on the frame

>>13892795
Damn it. You've seen through my clever guise.

>>13892801
AT LEAST I GOT THE LAMP

>>13892776
>dungeons would be 6 man groups
>have to harness the element of harmony to defeat certain bosses

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>>13892797
grinding for cuddle points

Scar did nothing wrong.

>>13892801
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LB7f_kZQ9hY

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>"Hey anon, we need a healer for our group. Fluttershy dropped out because of some animal shenanigans. You up for it?"