Common pony threadYou know, the ones that always show up in the backgrounddime-a-dozen typescloneponys welcomeUnlikely horse: >>13885015
Psst, anyone watched Wander over Yonder yet?
>open pack of pony cards>nothing but bon bons
>tfw no fanart of this pony at all
>>13888507Yes.It's bretty gud
>>13888512I know that feelingIt's not a good one
>>13888512This one doesn't have any eitherTwo of my favorite background ponies don't have fanartAnd that's terrible
>>13888524pony gettin' swole
>>13888524draw all the ponies with this mane cut >>13888525are you streaming?
>>13888525It's just Lyra with gray colors and wings.
>>13888540her name is Silver Speedthat's canonyou can't fight that
>>13888537Yes I am.Isn't this just Lyra's hair though?
>>13888546Yes, but her cutiemark is a bow and arrow.Her talent is archery?
Dash wants to watch a movie with you. Going through Dash's movie collection, you find she has: Harlem Nights, Juice, House Party, Coming to America, White Chicks, The Nutty Professor, Jungle Fever, South Central, Higher Learning, Do the Right Thing, Poetic Justice, New Jack City, Dead Presidents, Friday, Boyz n the Hood, Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood,and Menace II Society what do you watch?
>>13888541>>13888551it's not JUST Lyra's hair, alright?lots of ponies have that style
>>13888558>she doesn't have Redline
>>13888554What if we called her Birgitte Silverbow
>>13888558Boyz in the HoodAlthough Friday and New Jack City are pretty good options tooI didn't realize Rainbow Dash was so urban
>>13888558I pick a better pony to watch movies with.Or new jack city.
>>13888558The only movies there that I've heard of are terrible.Rainbow Dash has bad taste.
>>13888575>Rainbow Dash has bad tasteRainbow Dash has black taste
Why ain't y'all eatin apples?
>>13888578>You'll never watch her favorite with herhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCfDNHntiCo
I accidentally put my bendy straw in upside downI can't flip it or I'll get my drink everywhere
>>13888596Oh well dont get all bent out of shape about it.
>>13888586Apples are overrated healthwise.
http://imgur.com/a/PT0jqWHOAH FUCK WHAT
>>13888596Game over.Cut your losses and burn your house down. There's no saving any of it.
>>13888596>pull it out>let it drain>drink leftovers>put it back incan you seriously not handle a silly straw
>>13888593>The ending of that video>Then this post >>13888596
>>13888609Listen to this guy, hes a professional silly strawer
>Pony will never become enamored of the taste of your cum.
>>13888606whatI don't remember those being in Renne Quest
>>13888609can you just get me a new drinkyou can afford it, right?
>>13888618>you will never be addicted to delicious marshmallow horse semen
>>13888621why do you even need a new drinkthat one isn't done yetdo you want me to finish itis this your ploy to get me drunkbecause it's going to work, I just want to know if it's a ploy
>>13888622I'm already addicted to delicious marshmellow horse semen.The idea, at least.
>>13888621You can just suck the liquid out of the straw.
>>13888620They weren'tI assume that's a different type of creature?Shit someone scan that starry sky I bet there's some shit in there
>>13888618>pony will never love it so much they want to taste it twice
>>13888620There are all sorts of horrors we didn't see in Renne Quest
Anyone else like to stalk contributors and dig up as much info as you can on them?
>>13888642No, I only do that with real celebrities.
>>13888606Reminds me of that japanese comic with the kid looking out his balcony with a spyglass
>>13888642Aint nobody got time for dat
>>13888633>you will never check yourself in to the treatment clinic>the doctor will never tell you there's no cure>they will never assign you a handsome stallion and send you on your way
>>13888661>stallionWh...what if I want a colt...?
>>13888642I have access to the full names of some of them from commissions, but I'll never look that up because it's creepy.
>2013>MLPG archive is impossible to search and thus useless>If you ever want to find anything, you need to use HeinessanStep it up guys. Geez.
Look at hershe's just begging to put on weight
>>13888673"well, it's a bit unusual. Colts generally don't meet the... production needs of someone like you. I suppose if you were to find two or three volunteers you could probably live a happy life."
>>13888642yessadlythe shit you can google and find with just a name and a background checker
>>13888606I wonder why does it look like a Diamond Dog
>>13888681It's not impossible to search. Just use Google.
>>13888681It's your fault if you can't use google like a complete retard.
>>13888685Not even if he took supplements?I...I just want a cute little colt to cuddle and suck dry every night...
>>13888618>She agrees to blow you because you're pent-up and she's a little curious.>She misjudges how sensitive you are, and you end up depositing a thick, creamy load directly onto her tongue as she tries to pull her mouth off of you.>The second she tastes it, she stops.>She lets out a muffled "MMMmm!", her eyes rolling back a little, as if she's just had a spoonful of the most divinely creamy and delicious Manehattan-style cheesecake.>Shed begins swallowing your load down, before earnestly trying to coax another out.
>>13888691>>13888689>muh googleGoogle is NOT a complete record and is terrible for seraching databases.
>>13888691>>13888689You guys forgot that it also comes with a search tool.http://arch.413chan.net/mlpgeneral/searcher.html
>>13888709site:arch.413chan.net you're a complete retard
>>13888709It can find any and all posts containing the string you are looking for. I don't see why would it be bad, sure it'd be better to have a dedicated search tool, but this isn't worthless by any means.>>13888715Google actually works better than that for now.
>>13888618>>13888636>>13888700horses go nuts over salt, that's even canoncum is saltythis isn't far of a stretchin fact i'd find it pretty surprising if pony didn't go nuts for you cum as first lick.
>>13888681Why? Are you searching for something and pissed about it?
>>13888681What's so bad about heinessan?
>>13888695No, I'm afraid that even with magic supplementation a single fertile colt would not be able to meet your needsYou're going to need at least two, maybe as many as four if you want to live comfortablyMarshmallow semen withdrawal is a serious issue, you understand that I'm only looking out for your best interests
Pony passed away
alrighty, kids. they're going to show the brony documentary on Logo.God fucking help us.
>>13888748If you're looking for something from the general, it kind of sucks since it searches the whole of /mlp/ with no real way to pare it down to just the general's stuff.Also nopix.
>>13888760What the fuck is Logo?
>>13888763>>13888764the gay channel
>>13888754>not turn the corpse into a ponycopter
>>13888762Yeah, the absence of pics sucks. But I don't know what kind of things you would only search on the general.
>>13888757Is this the end of the thermometer animation?
>>13888770If anyone gave a shit about bronydoc, then this would give it bad publicity.I don't think it's gonna make the gays happy either, since iirc it tries to clarify BRONIES ARE REALLY NOT GAY AND YOU SHOULDN'T THINK THAT, EVER.
>>13888776Before that part happens. I do not know why the fuck they would add that. Its not a glitch in pokemon.
>>13888763>>13888764a channel with the kind of viewers who, when they see this documentary, will think the bronies are people to support and cherish as paragons of the New World Order.bad news, baby.
>>13888758>be advised I am masturbating.pngbut seriously, if I were a busty human with milky boobs that could be augmented by consuming ponycum I would be absolutely hopeless
>>13888775I've had times I've wanted to cap something from ages back that I've suddenly remembered or that is relevant to current discussion, and using heinessen would have meant I'd have to dig through any /mlp/ results that included matching text as well.Of course, I've just used Google/more recently our archive's actual search function when that's occured.
>>13888789Really, Heathcliff? What could they possibly do? They're already batshit crazy.
>>13888792no. SJW's. the thing is, Logo's a gay channel, but they're owned by MTV, and they cater to the flamboyant side, not the sane side.but yes, for the two or three non-SJW's watching, it will make bronies look like crap.
>>13888751god that's hot
>>13888775>what kind of things would you only search on the generalNot him, but pretty much everything, I've never had to look anything up on /mlp/, or wanted to. I look things up in the general that I remember to have happened, but have no idea when, like certain pics or stories posted, certain discussion, or once in a while I look up tripcodes.
Pony ponied pony
>>13888804What the fuck do they even air on a "gay channel"?Gay soap operas or something?
>>13888686>and a background checkerHow do those work?
>>13888512This looks like the kind of pony MSOB would drawWith soothe all over her barely constrained tits on her work attire suspenders
>>13888827RuPaul's, gay soap operas, things starring gays and lesbians, things with gay and lesbian characters (including Buffy the Vampire Slayer), sex shows of all sorts, and a Crank-Yankers pullaway where they dub over sex therapy sessions. oh, and more RuPaul's.
>>13888512http://derpibooru.org/tags/dust+devilThere. Try the search tool next time.
>>13888854I'm not familiar with the fandom names of every single background character that has ever appeared on the showThanks though
>>13888848Sounds like a shitty channel
>>13888537There ya go.
>>13888820...All else aside, you should know that many addicts have their needs under control are are able to live perfectly happy lives despite their conditionJust be aware of the side effects, a female client of mine experienced some unexpected (but not unwanted) developmentsYou can see her personal account here: >>13888758She's quite happy now, although there was a period of ajustment
>>13888867Draw Rainbow dash licking Gildas butt
>>13888854>tiny insignificant minor background pony>still porn of herI love you all.
>>13888858http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_poniesYou can look through that.
Alright goddammit let's talk about musclemares.
>>13888971Do they have giant throbbing marecocks?
>>13888917>Marijuanaits cancer but it makes me laugh anyway
>>13888975If you just want to be taken by a muscular stallion, you can say that.
This pony does not do drugs or drink alcohol.
>>13888975No, they have giant bulk vaginal muscles.
>>13888992What about unbelievably plush and thick labia and a doorknob sized clit?
>>13888989then how come she was tripping so hard in her episode
>>13888989I took an MDMA analogue research chemical yesterday, and let me tell you, you're missing out.
>>13888971Why would those musclemares care about you? They will laugh at your pathetic body.
>>13888996smart enough to realize that correlation and causation are different things?
>>13888996That's about the dumbest thing I've seen all year
>>13889005they won't let you fuck them--only men who look like men should get to do that--but your tongue should work just fine. maybe they'll let you use your arm.
>>13889003Which one was it?Where did you get it?
>>13889003Clumsy pony?>>13889003>Missing out on doing drugs.Sorry anon but I have a specific set of ideals that forbids drugs or alcohol, I don't prefer subjugation of real life through altering brain chemicals from intoxicants.
>>13889005they don't want some big beefcake to compete withthey want someone that's 'average' and easy to dominate
>>13889003>you will never barb out with Rarity
>>13889000That's good. But just think of lumberjack strength all condensed into their genitalia.
So what have I missed in the last few months?
>>13889028Like being tossed back and forth like a ragdoll as their powerful muscles do all the thrusting?
>>13889026>not being a powerful magic user>not controlling those musclemares with the tip of your finger tips
>>13889033Death and misery.Also the comics are still rad as hell.
>>13889035Yeah, a lot like in >>13887555
>>13889038>implying she wouldn't bust through your magic aura at the first lapse in concentration>implying she wouldn't pin you down and beg you do to that thing to her clit again
>>13889033go read the comicsIf you're a homofag then go ahead and jack it to this handsome stallion and his pegasus buddy
>>13889049>that thing to her clit>that thing where you elongate it and harden it until it's like a small cock>that thing where you jack her clit>that thing where she bucks in your hand, just like the stallions she sees
>>13889060if you say so
>>13889027what does "barb out" means?
>>13889098Don't know my druggie terminology, but I'm guessing it means taking barbiturates.
>>13889098barbarian outgo on a rampage with rarity, burn some houses, steal horses and have sweaty sex in the dirt
>>13889102>>13889105I thought it was going to a Barbeque with Rarity.Rarity is a fine lady, she would never do drugs.
>>13889088Really he's very ugly. The hell was Price and Katie thinking?8Bit is a cutie tough
>>13889114THAT SOUNDS SO FUCKING RADICAL
>>13889117The only ugly thing is his hair and that's because green hair always looks like shit
>>13889082"until it's like a small cock">until she realizes it's far too small for a mare of her stature>until she makes you give her equipment to match a stallion of her size>until she asks to mount you
>>13889122You don't like green? I guess you could say that... Green isn't your color!
>>13889122Rarity plsGo make some dresses or something
>>13889114sweaty ROUGH sex in the dirt?
>>13889116>that stuff with Rarity and her family we did>that feel when you will never go over to Rarity's parents' house for the Fourth of July>never try to convince Rarity to play frisbee with you and Sweetie>never get dragged into the house by her mother to look at embarrassing baby pictures of Rarity>never get The Talk from her father which is mostly just "if you get her pregnant, please for the love of God let it be a boy"
>>13889132I want a new Rariquest.What happened to Aspirant's poll anyway? I missed it
>>13889128yesthere will be much grinding, shaking, slamming and tossing
>>13889128Rarity is a firm believer in the idea that if there aren't a few cuts and bruises on both partners it was crappy sex.
I don't remember... What season are we waiting for?
>>13889156>a fewReally Rarity? Is that all you got?
Holy shit we're dead
>>13889161Season 17 and Twilight still hasn't aged or evolved her pikachu
>>13889163you haven't seen her really lose it. she makes Gilda look downright gentle when she really loses it.
>>13889179I want Rarity to bop me with her flailing marshmallow-soft hooves
>>13889188>She's super rough when it comes to ponies>For a human, she feels like a pillow throwing itself at youI like this way better
>>13889192>"Yes! Uh! You like that, don't you, darling, you like it when I'm a mean bitch!">the only thing she's missing is a little squeaky noise when she paffs her hoof against you
pip is dead
>>13889208That's cause Luna gobbled him up in a lewd way.
>>13889208nuh uhhe just lost an eye
Don't hit on me you silly boys
>>13889218just let me suck your dick you faggot
>>13889214Why ruin a perfectly good photo by putting your manface in it?
>>13889226>manfaceTRANSface, you cis scum!
>>13889214Heh heh Ass is there two times.Assassin is a funny word.I wonder if pony could be an assassin
>>13889226It's trying to prove it's a girl by doing that thing that girls do where they can't take a fucking photo without blocking 90% of the screen with their fucking face instead of whatever it is you're actually trying to see.
>>13889214Why do people like Carolyn exists?
>>13889221Me first assholeAnd I'm still getting most of his load
>>13889214Trans? Yes.Shit? Emphatically yes.Nobody cares about how much of a special snowflake you are.
>>13889233no, butt pony can be ass
>>13889214>PAY ATTENTION TO ME
>>13889242Thems fightin' words.
Why are you all responding. Is that person MLP related somehow and I don't know them?
>>13889246Would you a chubby Vinyl Scratch?
>>13889246Oh I knowAnd they know too.
>>13889253I don't know who you're talking aboutbut probably notI just enjoy responding to people that are talking about poniesare you talking about ponies?
How do you fit the Pony Generations together?Are they separate universes? Is a new version of the universe spawned when the old one is destroyed? Are the Generations all from a single universe but happen to take place concurrently?
>>13889052i forgot the onther ones nmae right one is 8-bit, oh man my heart was melted in the 80's band scene
Colored Ponk and Gilda.
>>13889270Gilda is a cute catbird
>>13889270Gilda's pretty amazing and stuff. Or whatever.
>>13889267Why would you even want to try? Hasbro does not even have a consistent universe within a generation, much less across generations.
Someone please draw straight edge anon choking weed pony.
>>13889276>>13889270If there's some kind of chase scene between Gilda and Rainbow Dash this season, and Gilda gets the upper hand and Rainbow Dash replies, "clever girl..." then I'll declare the series saved (even though it's a shitty pop culture reference joke).
>>13889281You're not thinking of the bigger picture Anon, the toy sales.
>>13889279too far man
>>13889267Every time a gen end it's frozen. Then when a new gen is made the old one is modified to fit the new world. Most ponies don't realize it. Some do.Cheerilee has a lot of unslept nights because the memories. She doesn't know from where they are but they are there. When Scootaloo first came to that school it got worse.
>>13889271How 'bout a chubby personhorse Scratch
>>13889271>>13889279Listen, I love fatties as much as the next guy, but pony fat isn't meant to scrape the ground, or in the other pic's case, envelope it.
>>13889293>Pinkie with pigtailsthis is the cutest hairstyle. we need all ponies with pigtails.
should i upgrade to windows 8?
>>13889298Dark City PoniesAre Celestia and Luna aware of it?
>>13889308stick with 7
>>13889290There aren't any cross-generation toys. ** - I don't care enough to fact-check this.
>>13889308Hold out for Windows 13.
pone's smooth malleable hooves are not suited for scratching earswould you scratch behind pone roommate's ears when she asks for it
>>13889267I just assume different universe, for the most part. It'd take a lot of change to get from those things to our current ponies, if you assume the differences aren't just a matter of how they're portrayed.And the G1 ponies were dumb (as in, unintelligent) as hell, I can't see them in the same universe as our set at all.
>>13889309In this town without memories, I perform a vital service.Showtime!
>>13889315yes, but only if pony is willing to let me suck their dick or hook me up with their stallion buddies
>>13889316>Horrendus>Horrendus MaximusI love this, and I love you for posting it
>>13889315>pony tries to scratch her own ears>her hooves are so marshmallowy that they just deform around her ear, leaving her unsatisfied and if anything even more itchy
Can someone please draw straightedge anon stomping on weedpone's head?
>>13889308If you're comfortable with W7, I'd say stick with it. Windows 8 adds a bunch of stupid swipe gimmicks and a whole new mobile-style interface. You can stil just use the desktop mode and ignore the new stuff for the most part, but it's still a pain in the ass and I don't know of any reason that'd really make W8 a "must upgrade" at this stage.
>>13889328Straightedgeanon is a faggot who could crush a bug with his weak, womany feet.Straightedgeanon needs to grow a pair of testicles.
>>13889316Snips and Snails have displayed more intelligence than the G1 poniesAnd yet the G1 ponies defeated Tirek and Grogar which just proves how incompetent and nonthreatening they are.
>>13889276Gilda is a very disgruntled catbird
>>13889325I want to scratch desperate pone's earsI want her to push into my hand and sigh in reliefhttp://youtu.be/LhjwK2EQPBA
>>13889308Are you formatting your PC and have Windows 8?Then yesOtherwise just stick with 7. There is no real reason to upgrade to 8. The performance improvements are quite small and unimportant.I guess if you want Direct X11.1 then yeah but really that's it.
>>13889336No, straightedge anon is a above average in terms of strength, he has rugged good look and likes doing medieval mock battles, sometimes even south asian mock battles.He'd stop on weed pone's head until it learned the lesson.
>>13889328>>13889336>>13889352Stop samefagging, faggot
>>13889352Straightedgeanon is a pathetic neckbeard who pretends that the fact that he doesn't have any friends from whom to buy drugs/get drug connections is a choice.
>>13889354>GUYS IT'S IMPOSSIBLE FOR SOMEONE TO NOT LIKE DRUGS>HE MUST BE A SAMEFAG WHEN HE REPLIES TO SOMEONE INSULTING HIM>HIS OPINIONS ARE SHITPOSTING>HYURK HYURK I'M SUPERIOR FOR SMOKING AND DRINKING
>>13889341How fucking awesome would it be to have G1 villains updated for FiM? Then again, they'd probably get defeated in 1-2 episodes and never be heard from again...plus what little they did with King "Gradienthorn" Sombra...
>>13889354>sXeanon wants to beat the shit out of a pony under the influence>can't because his limited life experience and unwillingness to do what's necessary to winit's both sad and hilarious
>>13889354Would you look at that, I stopped samefagging before you even told me to stop!I'm that good!
>>13889360well, he was more right than wrongyou're a faggot just for associating, your opinion doesn't even mattersee: my little pony
>>13889362Well we got NMM in the comics. Kinda. I mean it was still NMM just taking over Rarity's body. And we're getting Luna's transformation in NMM. And Chrysalis was in the comics too. And there's Discord. Kinda, almost.
sleeping with the cmcholding your favorite in your arms
>>13889374Hydia should've been the lunch-lady in EqG
>>13889382In the treehouse? Or in Rarity's boutique? Or at Sweet Apple Acres?
>>13889382but they're all my favorite
>>13889363>Not doing drugs or drinking alcohol means you have a limited life experienceI have a limited social experience that has nothing to do with not doing the necessary things to win.I have autismbucks and a computer with internet, so I'm pretty sure I won.>>13889358No I could very well go downstairs, knock on those disgusting druggo's doors and get drugs.I won't because I'm straightedge, you stupid pothead.
>that feel when the anon you wanted to fetish with didn't show up
>>13889382Impossible. What if I get morning wood?
Can't we just settle this over a pint?
>>13889389it's like you're intentionally misinterpreting the point of the showmake some goddamn friendsthat's how you winI bet with your autismbux you could invest in a buddy's operation, then he would be able to provide more product and you would be able to enjoy more mind altering substances.Even if you disagree with his philosophy, you might want to recognize his ability to make cash money
>>13889404I'm totally cool with thisI can't be assed doing it more than once a fortnight
>>13889404>shaving pubes with a dry shaver
>>13889416>shaving pubes>at allone day crotch fur will come back in styleand that day will be amazing
>>13889411Yeah but this is like paying a satanist to open the gates of hell because he'd get a bigger check from Satan. I don't like drugs and I really don't want to alter my mind.
>>13889420Masturbating with freshly shaved pubes is the best thing
>>13889422>this is like paying someone to do something they want to do for a bonus of something they enjoy
>>13889362>/tg/ wet dream
>>13889429But I extremely hate what they enjoy, this isn't different video games or a different album, this is philosophies, these are morals and they don't end "stop liking what I don't like".
>>13889422I think you should give Satan a chance
>>13889435In that case 1) use a different analogy than stanists opening the gates of hell for a check from satan2) stop being such a closed-minded luddite
What if pony was actually tentacles?
>>13889398Then maybe you can sexual while the other two are still asleep.
>>13889446And then raped Chrysalis
>>13889448>Sweetie Belle squeaking as soft as she can so as not to wake the other two
>>13889440>stanistsI liked that one
>>13889437I'm sure satan already has a sizable collection of Chances.
http://30minchallenge.tumblr.com/post/63164661682/for-todays-asian-challenge-rarity-fancy-pantsSomeone draw some hot unicorn sex.
>>13889454>That Twilight-Dash-Rarity braidl-lewd
>>13889440>I'm a luddite for hating drugsAlso you're telling me to give money to a person who's selling stuff and doing stuff I really don't like.Also why would I be friends with a pothead? That makes no sense at all.
>>13889461shhh that was supposed to be a trap
>>13889465>implying he can afford shit like that>implying bad dragon even ships to hellthe best he can do is posess people that have them, and they're all ugly faggots
>>13889480I'm sure Tara has one.He could possess her.
Will Diamond Tiara never not be a bitch?
>>13889482Silver Spoon mellows out in high school
>>13889478Oh so you assume I'm christian just because I'm straightedge?
>>13889488oh god please go away
>>13889488I assume you're ignorant because you're straight edgeI also assume you hate freedom, while I do know some edgers that aren't grossly ignorant, they are not in the majority
>>13889485so was it tara that animated it or notseems uncharacteristically wacky for him, everything I've seen him do is awful show-accurateish stuff
>>13889492Just ignore it. Also ignore replies.
>>13889502I'll fun all over that face
>>13889502Grandma: "Hello, anon. I heard you like My Little Pony, so I got you one for Christmas."
>>13889492Not until people like>>13889493and>>13889489go away.Also why won't people draw straightedge ponies?>Hating something means your ignorantI'm educated on the subject, and I refuse to do drugs.I refuse mind altering substances, end of story.Yes obviously I hate freedom because I hate this one thing, I must also hate FPS games because I hate modern shooters.
>>13889509I'd be ok with that. When shes older she can say naughty things in my ear with her lisp.
>>13889515I want to live between them.
>>13889509Th-thanks grandma. This is the b-best pony...
>>13889517Quick question, why are you asking >>13889489 to go away?That person posted a cute pony in a cute scenario and you're asking them to leaveWhy?What is your problem with ponies having a good time?Why are you against fun?
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>>13889529Not the guy you are replying to, but even I know that's a stoner version of Fluttershy.
>>13889509Aw yiss. Great pony, and she can teach me how to make confectionery; I've sort of always wanted to, but one look at the exacting temperature requirements for the different sugar-based sweets always scares me off.
>>13889529Using the word "fun" to undercut the fact that she's obviously on drugs isn't a really good way to argue.
>>13889538>Serial cuddler strikes again
>>13889509my grandma is dead and she couldn't speak english
>>13889540I watched a video where some dude was making candy canes. Shit looked like magic because of those tables they use.
>>13889521I want thum cunnilinguth...Thtretch my puthy lipth...Grab my ath an thpank me...>>13889540Same here. I'd love to make my own caramel, but my oven is all over the fucking place.
>>13889537What, because she's wearing flannel?Because she's not horrifically afraid of appearing in public?Because she's flying confidently?What's your criteria?
>>13889559>my oven is all over the fucking placeWhat.
>>13889560he's out of character, his junk is too small, he's not colored properly and he's too aggressiveI appreciate the effort, but you have failed to capture the essence of Gaffer
>>13889561BECAUSE THERE'S A FUCKING DRAWING OF HER WITH THE EXACT MANESTYLE AND WEARING THE SAME CLOTHES AND EVEN WEARING THE SAME SHIRT.SHE'S HAS A GREEN CLOUD AROUND HER TOO, GET FUCKED LOSER.IT'S STONERSHY
>>138890236-APBD, from somebody I know.
>>13889560>not "Roll for anal circumference"9.6/10 it's shit
>>13889568I assume he's referring to the temperature distribution of his oven. Some older ovens have uneven heating issues.
>>13889572Cool. Thanks, Anon.
>>13889575>that feelI'll never secretly bake in a pretty apron because my oven is shit.
>>13889568It's hard to maintain the temperature in the same place, even on the stovetop
>>13889575>>13889585Ah, I see.I knew thinking that he was saying the oven literally exploded was kinda weird.
>>13889582Is it uneven or do the dials just lie?Do you have an oven thermometer?
dubs and i kill myself
>>13889582>tfw I bake>tfw I've got no pretty pink apron>tfw no bf to come out and find me baking in nothing but a pretty pink apron
>>13889596Its uneven. Hell its so old im surprised it still heats things.I just need to get a new one, someday...
Weed pony hugging straight edge anon after coming to the agreement that they don't need to be enemies and can just be friends even anon doesn't like what weed pone does.
>>13889606>tfw I'll never come home to find Twist in nothing but a pretty pink apron baking for me>tfw I'll never get to hug her from behind
>>13889614Weed pony dearly wishing there could be peace between the camps, if only straight edge pony could stop oppressing her kind
>>13889614Straight edge anon has no problem with potheads, he has a problem with MLPG.
>>13889611From what I've read, you may be able to even things out some if you put some bricks in the oven. The idea is that they absorb heat during the pre-heating phase and release it to keep things evenly hot during cooking. Should also cut down on temperature drops when you open the door too.Given the principle, it doesn't need to be bricks really. Just anything that has high thermal inertia and can withstand common oven temps should do the trick.
>>13889614Weed pone not realizing that Anon poison her soda.>>13889623No he has a problem with both.
>>13889614>>13889621>>13889623Janitor pony sincerely hoping this discussion ends before he has to intervene
i am LMAOing the fuck out of my balls right now
http://derpibooru.org/441743http://derpibooru.org/441741http://derpibooru.org/441742In personal order of preference: 1-3-2
>>13889641They're all awful
>>13889641are your eyeballs broken nigga
>>13889632Anon not realizing that hugging weed pony gets you high, and she's giving him a huge hug.
>>13889559Twist probably uses different words for genitalia like "touchy-no-no" and "dingle-dangle"
>>13889660>>13889657>>13889654>>13889647man, whatever I like huge tits and cute poniesy'all motherfuckers can't stop me
I heard that humans love pony butts
>>13889666I like both of those too but the art is just horrible
>>13889668The anus winks into existence upon being awoken
>>13889673Glasses improve every pony. Prove me wrong.
>>13889677There was a youtube video that was entirely this picture being panned across the screen. It was called Spike Nation Plot Holes or something. For the life of me I can't find it.
>>13889678I can'tI simply can't
>>13889681Oh shit, man.I didn't even notice that.
I just killed weed pony
>>13889691but why?Weed pony never held any ill-will
>>13889691time to cremate the bodypass it yo
>>13889522That pony is having sex
>>13889696She was ill and I put her out of her misery.Also she kept trying to get me high or smoke.Same thing with that alcohol pony too.
>>13889703>murdering ponies without cause or reasonplease, come discuss you actions before you hurt more innocent souls
>>13889699smoke pony every day
>>13889708She was trying to poison me, that's enough to kill her.Thankfully my informants told me when she put peyote in my soup or weed in my milk.and the brownies too.
Can someone post the pastebin with the MLPG script and the /go link?
Just don't kill Coffee pone
Anon you are accused of touching Rarity and Twilight's ass. What do you have to say about this accusations?
>>13889715Or I could just post the /go linkhttp://arch.413chan.net/mlpgeneral/goalso straightedge master race>>13889717I might.
>>13889715http://horsefucking.co/linkboard/the /go link is listed as "Current General">>13889717please don't support the execution of pony just because they consume substances you don't approve of>>13889718I would only touch pony butts consensually
>>13889718LIES AND SLANDER!I WOULD NEVER CHEAT ON FLUTTERSHY! SHE IS MY LOVING PONY GIRLFRIEND!
>>13889718...It was worth it
I'm so sick of your shitty porn
>>13889739If ya don't like it, give it back
>>13889732She's only dating you because you were the first to ask and she was too scared to say no.You fucking bully.
>>13889739I dearly wish I had something better to offerI do what I can, but it's only so muchif you have something better to offer I would greatly appreciate it
>>13889746HE FUCKING RAPED HER TOOSUCH AN AWFUL ANON
>>13889751It wasn't rape.It was consensual. But he put her in such an awkward position she didn't know how to turn him down.She's too good for him. All he ever does is take advantage of her.
Weed pony doesn't know that I have a fetish for drugs but don't like acknowledging itand hope someone writes a fic about drugs
>>13889739You want the shitty chicken instead?
>>13889746I feel like this would happen to any pony that Tex asked out, just because of that severe lack of expression on his face and those cold, soulless eyes
>>13889756Well it doesn't matter. For all he did Celestia is sending him back to Earth
>>13889746How am I the bad guy in this? Fluttershy, is this true? Are you not happy with this?>>13889751>>13889756You know what? Fucking fine! Fluttershy! I'm going to the cottage to pick up my things! You can keep the fucking dog!
>>13888606Okay good, glad someone posted it for people here. I uploaded all that just before I had to leave for work.
>>13889761Oh wow just abandoning her like that. And making her feel bad. Way to be such an asshole anon
>>13888494You people would have a background pone thread when I was asleep of course
Which pony would you have the most ugly breakup with?
>>13889761>blaming the victim Wow. What a fucking asshole..You know what? Go. She doesn't need an awful person like you in her life anyway.
>>13889772Is that even a question? ALL OF THEM.
>>13889761Fluttershy would be the one pony where all of her friends would contribute to her breaking up with somebody without her even starting anything.
>>13889772>breaking up with pony
>>13889783She'd sit on you until you changed your mind.If you survive anyway.
>>13889772Rarity.She'd be completely unaffected by it, but she'd make sure to hurt the stallion emotionally as much as possible just because.
>>13889786>what's wrong with you?I have no romantic attraction to pony
>>13889772On the one hand, Rainbow Dash might make a gigantic scene but on the other hand she might just fly away and sulk for three months.
>>13889718>>13889732>>13889746>>13889751>>13889761>>13889766Lifetime, a channel for women presents:Shitty Boyfriend, the tale of one woman's heartbreak and how she rose above it
>>13889808That's pretty funny
Pony made a mess
>>13889770Like you would have done any differently
>>13889831I would have created it while I was awake silly anon>>13889821So have pony sweep it up
>>13889820WE LANTERN CORPS?BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL I AM SUPERMAN
>>13889837Pony refuses to
>>13889837but you wouldn't have recognized Golden Harvest as the protective parent pony despite the fact she was pictured with several underage ponies
>>13889844AwThat's so cute
>>13889848I don't know what this means.Are you going to sleep or waking up?
>>13889847But I was the one that proposed she was some kind of babysitter pone anon, a long time ago
>>13889848FUCK OFF ROOGNA
>>13889844I thought that said Scooted, now I'm a little disappointed it wasn't Scootaloo in Sweetie's place
>>13889860If that were true, then why are you so obsessed with tagging White Zinfandel (Berry Punch) as the Parent Pony?
This is my favorite S3 episode.
Fluttershy wants you to listen to her new hip-hop albums.
>>13889873Because she was the first pony we actually saw being overly protectiveFirst come first served anonPlus that was the name we all used for her before the punch bowl incident and I am frightened of change
>>13889884Only if we can get high firstAlso, at some point she has to listen to Run the Jewelsit may not be "the newest" or "the freshest" but it's pretty good and I think she'd enjoy it
>>13889884 NO JUSTICE NO PEACE GOT ME FACE DOWN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET
Someone from the sub requested this yesterday.Gonna finish it later, might need to go elsewhere before I do though.
>>13889883>Don't worry anon, it's not going to hurt when I mindrape you.
>>13889884I'VE GOT MY PISTOL PAWN COCKED READY TO LAY SHOTS NONSTOP UNTIL I SEE YOUR MONKEY ASS DROPAND LET YOUR HOMIES KNOW WO DONE IT CAUSE WHEN IT COMES TO THIS GANGSTA SHIT YOU MOTHERFUCKERS KNOW WHO RUN IT
>>13889898what a plush rump
>>13889907Sweetie and Rarity are so adorable togheter. i want another episode with them
>>13889909I would, but I don't have any toys I want to violateAlso, I don't vote in strapolls
>>13889923I want an episode with them and their parents.
>>13888511bon bonbon bon bon bon bon bon bon
>>13888511>you will never play the MLP card game with MLPG
A pinkie pie pinks her friends in needa pink will be there to help them seea pinkie pie helps her friends in needto pink the pink that pinks from a pinkie pie
>>13889932best usually grumpy ice cream pone
>>13889931>>13889940That would be great.Rarity and her family on holiday...
>>13889965i dislike beaksthey're coarse and irritating...and they get everywhere
>>13889965I feel like potsmoking is some of the least harmful and most widely enjoyable fetishes
>>13889965potheads are boring people
Come on, boys, won't you shake a poor sinner's hand?
>>13889940I'd that Pearl, Rarity and Sweetie>>13889988You know, this shit just isnt funny anymore.
>>13889966It really is
>>13889940>that cut in Rarity's dress
>>13889991have you masturbated with that hand before?
>>13889994It isn't funny, having a fetish for something you don't like is a horrible thing to have.
>>13889994It was funny once?
>>13889995I love both this and the twily daily tumblr because they're just about silly pictures and not some kind of story
>>13890006I like how far the bonpun one will go for its jokes thoughIts cute
>>13889940>Rarity's mom>that skinnyIt's shit
>>13889940Her family should be more stylish.and more vampireish
>>13890000Both in factI need to use them both.
>>13890026then have you washed them afterwards?
>>13889991Are you trying to trick me into something?
What would pony's stand be?
>>13890032>tfw no friends on the other side
>>13890034Then I can shake your hand friend.
We bonpun now?
Did pony find all the keys yet?
>>13890063>>13890054Well she is an adorable pone I don't see why not
>>13890063It's so rare when we're Bonbon.
>>13890075>>13890083Truly the best background pony
>>13890079>talkign shit about earthboundyour not even trying to hid ethat bait
>enjoying cheap puns
>>13890087>>13890090The cheaper the better, anon.
>>13890090>not enjoying the pinnacle of comedy
>>13890006Oh that is a cute one. I like this artist for drawing all these Bonbons.
>>13890090aw come on, they're cuteIs that not what we're all here for?
>>13890083Blame NoHooves for abandoning her.
>>13890107The only think I can blame Nohooves for is not drawing more Blueblood
>>13888494Since when does Rainbow Dash can roar like Gilda?
>>13890117That movie was shit.
We used to have an armourbro who sometimes showed up to talk about the show.Now the only person who posts armour is some straightedge kid who literally wishes death upon people who do drugs.
Bon Bon a shitCall me whne you faggots acquire taste and start talking about a better pony like Sweetie Drops
>>13890123The top picture always made me want to see pony Fluttershy in high heels for some reason.
>>13890137protip: ignore him or trick him in to talking about poniesthere are lots of armored horses and what he spams is not pony
>>13890138BonBon > Sweetie Drops
>>13890149What about her?
>>13890138They are the same pony, anon.The Ba and the Ka of one adorable, grumpy pone
>>13890164No they're notThey're twin sisters.She's the one that loved Twily's doll in Lesson Zero.Bon Bon has a lot of identical sisters that all live in Ponyville. really the only way to tell them apart is by their voice
>>13890140So I had the urge to find out who that pony was for some reasonhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpAa8KfdwPE>She loves sports!Wow. Did they just unironically say "'tude"?
Would you watch a show in the style of Wander Over Yonder, except it was written and animated by MLPG people (both current and former), and the primary focus was on horse sex? Title would be "Poner Over Yonder"
>>13890207>you will never be a slut
>>13890124>tfw it was>tfw friends on the other side is literally the only part you really like
>>13890227>not liking ever Facilier scene
>>13890230No Diamond Tiara.Today it goes in the other end.
>>13890230I love that little filly.
So what role will Applejack play in Season 4?
>>13890227>tfw it was the very last ever non-CG feature length animated feature that will ever be released in the US
>>13890256the stonehearted pony that doesn't want to ascend despite her friends enjoying their horns an wings
>>13890256Like season 2, a background pony. Don't let the song fool you. That is the only time she would ever talk.
>>13890278Why would you take away the sexiest thing about him
>>13890270>try to assist her>receive a face full of claws>offer a bag of catnip>receive a face full of claws
>>13890283>implying lobotomyGaffer is sexy because he's a mastermindright?He's not just sexy because he's a pony with neat markings?
>>13890309He looks like a failed furry OC
>>13890291>she goes into heat>receive a face full of juices
Seriously guysjust look at this pone
Anyone interested in a a stream of all 4 seasons of Misfits?It's like Heroes in the UK with lots of sex and nudity
>>13890331>offer her a 'martial aid'>receive a face full of juices>give up, submit to her orders>receive a face full of juices>realize you can't possibly win>she cuddles you tenderly before sobering up and clawing your face off
Look at her...
>>13890364fuck you moot
>>13890197Looking around some more it looks like the toyline failed, and the section on them on the company's site has been deleted.
>Twilight: The Colonel of the Shadow Ponies said that you sent the Royal Army to exterminate their kind five years ago, and that Shining Armor was the one leading the mission, that's just ridiculous, right Celestia?
>>13890391I'm going to imagine that's a very big apple pony next to a normal tree with big apples.
DeceptionDisgraceEvil as plain as the scar on his face
>>13890435QUICK, SEND MECHA DT, AND AIM A STRATEGIC ATTACK AT HER BUTT BRAIN!
>>13890445YOU MUST SWIFT AS A COURSING RIVER
>you will never take Derpy to the gala
>>13890482Of course I won't, who would take such an ugly pony?
>>13890482If she wanted toI'd much rather watch a movie or something
>pony will never sodomize you
>>13890499She want to go to the gara.
>>13890448This anomaly contains artifacts.
>>13890495>Derpy>uglyYou need to get your eyes checked, bro.
>>13890540but yours is even worse!You're supposed to use PNG for infographics!
What if pony just saw you as a horrible monster?
>>13890548So does she
>>13890560I am unsavory creature, not a horrible monster.
>>13890576calm down pony
odds - printbookevens - gloomybutt
>>1389058484 - butts
>>13890589That may be too many butts, sorry.
>>13890598>too many butts
>>13890584ha ha, time for gloomyThe picture you attempted to draw earlier was pretty good, but I feel like you could have gone biggerThe butt was adequate thoughhave you ever strammed?
>>13890600Is there a sub yet? We need a stram of it.
>>13890619I don't know if the last two episodes were subbed yet.
>>13890619is the anime good yet? B&W was better in terms of plot but the battles were still shit and formulaic
>>13890603I mean, sure, butts are great and all, but if you just pile a whole bunch on top of each other or something, they lose some of their value. This is scientific fact, and we have some of the world's top minds working on the issue right now.>>13890616Yeah, last night's picture had a few problems, haha. Partially due to the fact that I was really tired when I started and I just can't draw well when I'm that tired. And yes, I do stream from time to time, but not all that often.
For that anon who requested Sweetie and Rarity teaparty on the sub, this is as far as I got now.I gotta go though, so I'll finish it later.
>>13890560>What if pony just saw you as a horrible monster?Sometimes pony and monster can have fun together though
>>13890639It's just a miniseries as far as I knowAnd it's great compared to the shitheap that is the anime
>>13890639Haven't seen the anime in years. And I doubt XY will be any better
>>13890645Thank you so much! Im loving it so far.
>>13890640>This is scientific fact, and we have some of the world's top minds working on the issue right now.The individual value, perhaps. But the total value still increases, sublinearly maybe but it increases.
>>13890670I'm just sayin', man. Keep those butts separate or in smaller groups or you start to get diminishing butt returns.
>>13890657I'd fuck that ponyThe bug tooMaybe I'd be in the middle
>>13890639It's only 4 episodes longHere's all four parts put togetherhttp://kissanime.com/Anime/Pokemon-The-Origin/Special?id=53572
>>13890670>diminishing buttsliterally heresy
>>13890657Is the bug a boythis is important
>subscriptions on youtube now show RANDOM uploads, not newestWORSE THEN HITLER
>>13890715I assumed he was, and that it would lead to GASP RAPE BY GG
>>13890716No it doesn't
>>13890723I just had to click it 4 times to get the newest stuffIt's doing it randomly
I really hope it stays overcast today so I won't have to turn up my brightness, so I won't have to worry about losing battery while playing Luna QuestI just seem to make up the stupidest things to worry about.
>>13890736Use the "my subscriptions" tab, not the "what to watch" one
>>13890770I am, try clicking subscriptions a few times
>>13890690>telling me to turn off adblock to watch a youtube videoFuck that, just link it directly.
>>13890779I refreshed it like 15 times and nothing changedMaybe it's an update I haven't received yet or something
>>13890780It's not a youtube video, they just use the player
>>13890779Not getting it
>>13890789Dirty Jew rats.
>>13890780>anti-adblock video loads>content does notlol
>>13890796They have a download link at the bottomI just like the site because their stuff tends to be high quality
Evens - DrawOdds - Video games
>>13890851Something that doesn't have ponies in it.
>>13890715>Is the bug a boy>this is importantDo you want it to bethis is also important
>>13890876>Something that doesn't have ponies in it.
>>13890876ObviouslyThere are basically no fun vidyas with ponies in themIf you don't want to play videojuegos with mlpg why are you even rolling here?
>>13890889Fucking inspector fag.
>>13890891MLPG only seems to play TF2.
>>13890880What if Lady Snippington were a giantborn?
>>13890891There are some
>>13890901I do not enjoy that gameAny metrics that led you in that direction were incorrect
Just bought1 large yellow dupont chemical suit1 pair blue pvc gloves1 3M 6800 full face respirator1 pair 3M 60926 respirator filters2 pounds blue rock candy100 count 4 x 4 inch ziplock bagsFucking expensive for a costume but it will be worth it. The kids might not understand the reference but their parents might.
Gaffer invited you over for movie night
>>13890913Then I don't know what you mean by 'play video games with'.
>>13890843What vidya LK?
>>138909273 x 4 inch
http://31.media.tumblr.com/3e086419de992c8247c776c77ef6df21/tumblr_mu7d5wm5Eu1sprnvco2_500.gif>your cutie pie big boobed oneechan will never feed you her delicious nectar
>>13890903I don't even know what that is!
>>13890935Basically unless you're talking about xonotic or an xbox game I'm not going to participate in whatever you suggest
>>13890972The imgur script really needs an un-load function.
>>13890972>animation is just wobbling
Pone needs to recharge herself after a long day of flying around
>>13890972OH MY GODI HATE HIMBUT I LOVE INCESTFUCK
>>13890930what the hell, manwhy doesn't gaffer filter anymore
>>13890978there are a number of possible reasons;You don't have a sisterYou do, but she doesn't lactateShe does, but she doesn't want her brother sucking her boob because that'd be weirdShe doesn't think it's weird, but just doesn't like youShe likes you, but doesn't really like people in her personal space
>>13891004I wish these ponies would stop driving up my electric bills
>>13891010Perhaps your filter is case sensitive
>>13891010Because he's too cute for that
>>13888508>pinkie operatinghilarious>>13888507good stuff
>>13891007>hating LemonpuffsBut he's a happy go lucky scamp!>>13890987You can stop images from certain sites from loading images in options.
>>13891010Is Gaffer that pony that has marks on its legs that look like socks?
Pone has decided that she no longer cares about being princess of Equestria.She's really only interested in becoming the princess of your heartWhat do you think pone's chances of achieving this are
>>13891035No i mean i clicked loadAnd then i have to F5 to unload
>>13891038Yes, that cute guy.
>>13891022it isn'tfuck sake
>>13891042Tell pone that's fucking gay
>>13891042ProbableBut I've been kidnapped and she has to face unstoppable odds to save me
>>13891042Last christmas i gave her my heart.But the very next day, she gave it away.
>>13891004>implying I wouldn't smash a hole in the door then stand there peeking through the hole staring at her lewdly as she charges
I'm not sure how to illustrate her size here - I just keep winding up with what looks like a tiny bed.Also I'm not too sure about that tail dock.
>>13890977-2dex +4 con +8 str +3 armor -1acOnce a day she can increase her size one 'class' (ex: she's 4 ft now but she can go up to 8 ft) and at level 10 she goes up a size class permanently It would explain her 'toughness' and her 'out-of-placeness' in society because those are both traits giantborn have naturally
>>13891071pone says your fucking gay
>>13891010Try reloading the page, sometimes filters miss posts when the page auto updates.
>4chan pass finally expiredI'm now reduced to proving I'm not a robot like the rest of the riff raff.
>>13891099Pone is the fucking gayest
>>13891094the tiny bed is a perfectly reasonable measure of sizeI feel like the dock is a bit short, but I'm not really sure what's a good measure of what a reasonable ponydock isIf I had to guess, I would say it's fine how it is, but could stand to be slightly longer and pointier
>>13891051Andy Price draws cute ponies
>>13891103Nice attempt at fitting in, ROBOT
>>13891113Whoa whoa back that ass that boy ain't got no neck
>>13891035He's a rapist.
>>13891007I hate incest and am indifferent to himit's like we're opposites!
>>13891101i've tried that multiple times
>>13890896then you have your answer
>>13891001alright, I'll play most PC games too but I don't have a lot of them and I don't enjoy hat fortresss
>>13891094The dock itself looks fine to me, to me it looks like it's the tail that is at an odd angle.
>>13891138Does the bug boy like ponies, sexually?
>>13891094Who is this?
>>13891155He's about to >rape one, so yes
>>13891145Joke's on you and me i don't play multiplayer video games
>>13891133I assume you've also checked your filter to make sure it hasn't wiped, then? Maybe you need to update it, or just get a new one.
>FiM reboot>new art style is different, but still enjoyable>Shining Armor and Cadence are established early in the series, so their wedding isn't out of nowhere. >Sombra is one of the good guys, and an alicorn, and third in command, and the second most adorable character.>There's also fluffy ponies, but they are referred to as snow ponies, and speak with Russian accents.
>>13891169>i don't play multiplayer video gamesbut those are the only good video games
>>13891184Do they still drown?
>>13891165He isn't about to rape her, he's just annoying her, much like a 7 year old boy does to a girl he likes.
>>13891188Good single player games off the top of my headBastionBethesda Horse Flight Simulator and Bethesda Cliff Racer SimulatorAll GTA gamesSingle player part of S.T.A.L.K.E.R.Might and Magic seriesDragon age: originsGood multiplayer games off the top of my head:
>>13891225>Bethesda Horse Flight Simulator and Bethesda Cliff Racer Simulator>good
>>13891096EA! EA! EA!I know you participated in something femsnails a while backI'm asking you to do something similar with this and femsipsI'm going to go pass out and probably won't be back any time soon, but I want to mark this ideaI'll bother you about it later
>>13891230Better than any multiplayer games i've ever played
I've been playing the original Sonic games for 20 years and no game since has given me as much enjoyment.
>>13891225>no Smash BrosThis nigga.
>>13891111>>13891146Any better?>>13891161It's Gloomy the hiatus pony.
>>13891225>Bastionlame>morrowgay/oblivilameweak>GTAGTA2 was pretty good over LAN, Multi Theft Auto was great, GTA4 was skippable and GTA:O is pretty funI dunno about STALKER or Might & Magic, but Dragon Age: Origins was fucking terribleSo terrible it makes me feel like it invalidates your whole postIn conclusion, play Counter-Strike, any of the CoD games (online, because their story modes are weak shit), Smash Bros, Mario Kart or basically any multiplayer game because your suggestions are fucking awful
>>13891253>Console gamesTom Hanks
Why can't we play Unreal Tournament 2004?or start up a Zandronum server like /vr/ did?I want to play Samsara and Ghouls vs Humans with mlpg
>>13891230>horse flight simulatorWhat like a Pegasus flight sim?
>>13891258>It's Gloomy the hiatus pony.>shitty OCAnd I was hoping it is Cuntdance.fuck off ponychan
>>13891253 Nintendo's kiddie.
>>13891267>Dragon Age: Origins was fucking terrible>So terrible it makes me feel like it invalidates your whole postFrom this point forward all your opinions are ignored upublefo
oh hey, it works now!
>>13891267CoD after 4 is complete shit, Smash Bros and Mario Kart are only fun with friends
>>13891267>Any of the call of duty gameThey're shitThey have always been shit.There first games were unimpressive compared to other shooters at the time.It's a subpar series and every time someone says "call of duty was bad after 4" I just laugh, because they honestly believe a boring WWII shooter could ever compare to battlefield,planetside,counter strike,serious same,shit ton of other FPS games I can't bother to mention.
>>13891289What? your G̲a̲f̲f̲e̲r̲ filter?
>>13891284>upublefoAnd that's what you get when you don't watch where you type your captchaalsothose multiplayer games are all terribleveryveryterrible
>>13891267>bastion>lameThe poster just sits there, thinking about how wrong his opinions are.
>>13891284oh sorryI didn't realize but apparently we have irreconcilable differences If you actually enjoyed DA:O then you are probably not someone I can play video games with>>13891297>only fun with friendswhich is why I suggested them in a list of multiplayer games>>13891292>>13891299man, forget you guysthey were the best online console murder simulators of their day
>>13891267>Bastion is shit but CoD is goodAre you 6 or something?
>>13891314Of their day, yes. Their day was 4 and before.
>>13891270Seriously Doom II has tons of multiplayer .wads and can be downloaded for free and Unreal Tournament 2004 although it can't reside in the retro pool like Doom II can it's still a fun shooter.>>13891314everything is fun with friends, because it's not about the actual quality of the game but because you're playing it with friends.
>>13891314>they were the best online console murder simulators of their dayTF2 is a better murder simulatorChew on that
>>13891317He could be up to 17.
>>13891322>everything is fun with friends, because it's not about the actual quality of the game but because you're playing it with friends.monopoly
>>13891268>>13891283A good game is a good game
>>13891314Single player games are still better
>>13891295They are rather adorable aren't they
>>13891268>not Otm Shanks
>>13891277I'd play something like that.
>>13891336And Smash Bros is not.
Dash's crusty cunt flaps
>>13891347THUG2 is the best Tony Hawk game
>>13891344She's an adorable little pony.
am I the only one who like to dip cookies in juice?
>>13891348And how is it not?
>>13891302mfw he never came back
>>13891346So would I, big timeThat would be fun. and Cute. At the same time!
>>13891334Oh because we're talking about board games and not regen health killstreak extravaganza's that like to forget that there actually has to be a modicum of challenge when fighting other players and the fights should be peek-a-boo with guns.
>>13891377What if it was only starring Rainbow Dash?
God damn it, I think that pic of an OC fucking an irradiated Ghoul pony gave me a zombie fetish
>>13891362For a multiplayer game to be good, a certain amount of balance is required. Smash is a party game, more akin to Mario Kart than Street Fighter. It has no balance, and was intentionally designed that way.
>>13891323TF2 is fucking awfulIt was alright before it went f2p but it wasn't what I would choose to play then, and I really do not enjoy what it has become CS 1.6 and CS:S were way better murder simulators at the time>>13891317I enjoyed Bastion slightly less than I enjoyed Fez, because I prefer video games that are fun and entertaining, I don't really like either>>13891343this was supposed to be a discussion of multiplayer games>>13891322Doom 2 is fucking great
>>13891395It would still be neatNot as much as it would have been, but okI would rather it let you choose. They are so many cute wingpones it would be a shame to feature just one
>want to play games>no friends to play with>play on a random server>get angry>don't have fun>cryWhy do I even bother
>>13891407Single players games are still better
>>13891407>things must have big cinematic sequences and explosions to be funSo you ARE 6
>>13891401>It has no balance, and was intentionally designed that way.Then explain Melee? Brawl had a clusterfuck of balance, but Melee had decent enough balance. Not perfect (no game has perfect balance), but decent enough that most characters have a decent chance against everyone.
>>13891420I disagree, what's the point without competition?>>13891422I don't recall saying that, if you like you can point out where in my post you got that from
>>13891407>bastion>not fun or entertaininghowhow can one person be so wrong?
>>13891428>(no game has perfect balance)
>>13891445I only played it for a few hours before I quitam I wrong or is it just an isometric platformer with a narrator that's deeply invested in the script?
W-why not some good ol' free Dota 2?
>>13891462because none of my friends will play with me because I was terrible at dota 1
>>13891433Have you never read a book?>>13891462Few games more invariably turn into shitstomps.
>>13891471Play moreGet gud