Reading's for eggheads and nerds editionlast thread>>13880808
Make me pretty, /co/!
Eh heh heh, what do you mean you want anal tonight? I took the pill already like you asked me too
>>13885015>Reading's>'s >'fuck you.
Why aren't you questing?>>13884691>>13884691>>13884691
>>13885065because i hate quests
>>13884691>>13884691>>13884691It's time to put Braeburn up for the night!
What a thrill...
>>13885079>>13885065i'm sure that the people that care about this shit are already therefuck off
>>13885085WORDS THAT KILL
>>13885033>>13885041Bless the Marker and Its posting. Bless the coming and going of It. May Its passage cleanse the thread. May It keep the thread for Its ponies.
>>13885085 With darkness, and silence through the night...
>>13885090>Not getting mad over this instead. >>13885091Besides, I myself didn't know the quest was going on, go kindly fuck yourself.
>>13885111Live fast, die with pones
>>13885111Ah, AmericaWhat a wonderous place
>pone wants your attentionhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=bszjNdoc3Dw
>>13885015HERE'S something I've been wondering:What do all you faggots do on the Internet besides the pony board? What's part of your nightly routine for checking content?Ex: I'm constantly checking updates on the Marble Hornets and Tribetwelve Youtube series because they're fucking great. Marble Hornets is better in overall quality and originality (they were the FIRST Slendy series), but the shit Adam of Tribetwelve manages to do for effects on his videos is fantastic.tl;dr: prove you're not a one-dimensional autistic faggot
>>13885092Hey ApplejackCute earrings
>>13885111IS THAT NIGGER STEALING A LITTLE GI->She apparently like Fluttershit.He can keep her, no Amber Alert needed.
When do the pony comic previews normally come out?
>>13885044Good. The ecstasy should be kicking in soon. Anal it is!
I I'm Fluttershy....
>>13885149wanna get high?
>>13885128I read books out of my personal library, fuck around with programman, and go out with friends.MLPG is enough dumb media shit for me and I don't feel the need to attempt to define myself with the meaningless trivia I consume
>>13885151CuteLeft snails' body looks kinda backwards thoughAnd like he's got tits over there
>>13885128Forgot to mention I'm keeping up with Prequel Adventures, too, because it's funny, quality, and not Homosuck.Seriously couldn't get past the first 200 fucking Chapter 1 pages of that shit.
>>13885157>the only time he wastes on the internet is MLPGwow get a load of this autist
>>13885044Well if you took the pill...C'mere cutie
Why can't she be mine
>>138851351-2 weeks before a new comic, there's usually a quick 3 page preview sometime, then like by the Monday before the Wednesday a new issue comes out there will be an extended preview for that issue, like up to 6-7 pages.The first comic out this month should be Equestria Girls Annual 2013 (amongst other things, it will have the Sunset Shimmer pony comic). #12 of the main comic will be later in the month.
>>13885128I go to /tg/ for Shadowrun and ERP am on f-list, tooI play multiplayer games with two of my long-time buddies. Our poison of choice right now is PSO2.I also draw
>>13885182I just don't know
>>13885157>define myself with the meaningless triviaNah, man, I don't mean that what you look up defines you. That would make you full-blown autist.>"I'm a brony/homostuck/furry/weeaboo/slenderdick."Fandom inclusion as part of your description is like a placebo for having a well-rounded personality. I'm just asking what else the horsefuckers are into when they're going N.E.E.T. at night.
shit, forgot the tail
>>13885169aw yiss you drew me a buttenow draw me the population of the butteflying buffalo raiders
>>13885128I...uh......oh my god, what am I doing with my life?
>>13885186Thanks for the info anon. Just to be clear, that 8 page SDCC exclusive with Sunset was part of the EqG annual?
>>13885182"I've fallen and I can't get up!"
>>13885212That's right. It was a special bonus for the con-goers, but was always planned to be printed in this Annual. So a nice digital version should be available soon.
>>13885186Nothing good related to Hasbro ever stays good, does it?
>>13885128I frequent /k/ and /tg/
>>13885203Honestly after wasting all this time on 4chan I'm used to everyone trying to definite themselves and others with trivial shitIt's like assuming that people in red shirts are suckers for blood, death, and glory in battle and then wearing a red shirt to become conan the barbarianIt's right up there with my tendency to assume that someone is trolling so condescension and flippancy are reflexes at this point4chan is awful for you as a human being
>>13885128Penny Arcade.Escapist.Fuck Marble Hornets. Addictive son of a bitch.Rooster teeth.Other various gaming youtube bullshit.Uh, Prequel.And Sister Claire only because best comic ever!
>>13885225That's good. It'll be nice to have scans without that checkerboard pattern over them.
Don't be a party pooper!Come join TF2!ip: 188.8.131.52:27015pass: bonbon
i like bug horse
Fun fact: a group of unicorns isnt called a herd, but a blessing. Fun fact: a group of unicorn stallions are called Rarity's Saturday night!
>>13885128Waiting for a screencap thread on /co/ to update while listening to shitty SNK music and watching Swat Kats, considering playing Skullgirls in a bitanyone who ponies all day long is a major scrublord and should consider getting wrecked>>13885205here's a sock edit cause im sure kids are still into socks these days
>>13885269p cute broheim
>>13885252>degrootkeepover my dead body
>>13885278It only lasts 15 minutes.
>>13885128>>13885247shit, that reminds me I need to get caught up on Marble Hornets
>>13885037>Have to clean it first.What.Nigga you expect me to work?!
>>13885243>4chan is awful for you as a human beingI know, man. I know. That's why I'm trying to puncture an airhole in this thread to the rest of the internet, where some light and goodness may exist.
>>13885128sometimes I go on /vg/, or /co/ and /v/ for news. Play Dota 2. I don't have 4 equaly autistic friends that share a similar scheduled with me and no one here wants to, so its living hell solo pubbing. Work on some lets plays. Catch up on my back log of games, shows and books.Contemplate suicide for the millionth time despite the fact I know I'm too scared of oblivion.You know, a normal Saturday night
>>13885289>light and goodness>the internet
>>13885247>Sister ClaireNever heard of it. Time to investigate.
Is your waifu really a good pony, anon? Think about it.
>>13885287You've missed a lot, bro. Shit's getting good.
>>13885314How is that even unf?
>>13885305DON'T DO IT YOU FOOL! IT WAS JOKE!
>>13885111his girlfriend is tiny
>>13885283no the server is tainted now.but seriously, the steamchat and MLPG have evolved into seperate entities, so i have no business there anyhow.
>>13885128currently only one dimension
>>13885350The Steamkids only invite MLPG to have some fresh meat to slaughter.Seriously, you guys suck at the most casual shooter ever.
>>13885323No shit faggot. Ya talkin smack 'bout my waifu, boyo? Whazza madda fa you, eh?
Why is she so perfect?
>>13885324I left off at Entry 72. How many entries do I need to see to be caught up?
>>13885366thanks for proving my point.
>playing xonotic on minsta servers>tfw this is supposed to make me good enough to blow everyone away at other shooters
Pony says you need to stop
>>13885395is minsta instagib?because I loved playing that in UT
>>13885378because she's assertive and she's very bigsuper unf
>>13885399a look aroundhere it comes
>>13885366i already know plenty of servers which usually aren't full of tryhards who hate fun, so no loss here.
>>13885389Four. Well worth watching. Marble Hornets is great for binging.
>>13885403of coursehow else is it supposed to force you to learn to aim and dodge without getting lazy with machine guns
>>13885341TOO LATE I DID IT!....Moooooooom!
>The Mane Six defeat the Sky Tyrant,>this is good, but now his carcass is plummeting straight towards the Crystal Empire>they have about five minutes before the impact destroys itWhat should they do?
>>13885434Just wait till you see who made that comic.
>>13885366>medic demo sticky spam until death>almost no way to counter without good spies, which are a dime a dozen>server owner spams server sounds and everyone taunt killsAm I having fun yet
>>13885449PUSH IT SOMEWHERE ELSE
>>13885449I PUNCH THE SKY TYRANT!
>>13885350>one kid with a shrill voice won't shut up
>>13885471>Able to hear talking over the server sound spam.
>>13885378She just is
>>13884900>>13884924Missed the jump apparently.
http://imgur.com/a/PT0jq>tfw you want Chronicle Quest even more now>tfw it will never happen
>>13885423that sounds pretty funI'd like to play with you but I'm in a good GTA lobbywhat server do you usually play on?
>>13885456>>13885482Oh good, I almost thought I was missing something.
>>13885449>five minutesthe fuck
>>13885498His helmet looks scifiYou know, I've seen future swords, spears, axes, all that shitBut I don't think I've ever seen like a laser halberd or somethingAnyway, he looks like a tough motherfucker, for a little pony
>>13885454The damage has been done. On the one hand, I am predisposed to blind hatred.On the other, I have giggles.Conflicts, gentlemen.
>>13885503I'm sucking on the esk montreal server right now
>>13885525I didn't get banned! Strange, I know. Mr. J showed some compassion, I guess.
>>13885533>tfw she is dead and never going to return but in a dream.
>>13885554Almost quads, damn.But I need help bros, I am pissed off at the sheer shallow, close mindedness of every person I know.I'm exaggerating a little, but not a lot unfortunately.
>>13885589I wonder what a daffodil and daisy sandwich tastes like.
>>13885471You probably mean Krabb.He's in his late 20's and is the only other admin on the server.
>>13885605I don't know but I know that pony in that pic is god damn gorgeous.
>>13885614They do show who is talking, you know.
do you want some of my pizza pinkie
>>13885589just relax and enjoy the pictures of tiny colorful horsesyou really should get over your obsession with repeating digitsthat kind of shit can get you banned
>pone will never kissu you 4evr
>>13885657No, but Soarin' would!
>>13885589There was a time where i could help you, but i don't feel like being that person anymore.
>>13885657you're gonna paper-towel degrease that, right?
>try to post that really old dumb fic about luna finding out the moon is made of roast beef during her banishment>duplicate file errorreallyof all the shit that gets a duplicate
>>13885530It's supposed to be based on a sallet-style helm, which... yeah, look oddly futuristic for the time period they were used in.
>Twilight Sparkle's mom is named Twilight Velvet Twilight should name her daughter Twilight NecroAbsolutely nothing can go wrong with a name like that!
>leaving rd alone in your house
>>13885538yeah sure. have fun in your tryhard xXxMLGxXx shithole.
>>13885657I wonder if pizza in Equestria can be as greasy as it is here - if they don't use meat, I'm not sure if they'd know about blotting with a napkin.
>>13885723i agree in the sense that people "try to be good" instead of just "being good" or "i'm trying to be nice" instead of "being nice"
Why is sentenal here shitting everything up?
>>13885714But I don't have a scanner
People like this tripfag are the reason I don't come to this place anymore
>>13885668Dub threads aren't against the rules on this board anymore.
>>13885760Seriously, who the fuck is this tripfag and why is he blogging here?
>>13885723Which episode was this? Is that snow?
What episode do you think would be the most radically altered by Twilight having wings in it?I'd think Winter Wrap Up would be it because she'd be able to help kick clouds or something, but I'm drawing a blank on other instances where it would be really useful.
>>13885754>>13885760if they really upset you so much please just filter them so we don't have to listen to you crying about things you don't like
>>13885771global rule #3, bro
>>13885723I smell a story. Lead me to the kitchen.
>>13885714My pony is well mannered.
>>13885777Poor attempt at shitpostingThis isn't pony talk, he's blogging. You and him can kindly shut the fuck up and sit down.
>>13885792Oh I didn't realize that's a global rule now. My bad.
>>13885748I've already come to the realization I process information I gather from my enviroment differently than anyone else.But it still sucks because I clearly see such a great future for us, I clearly see problems people over look, I can clearly read people and myself, and I laugh to myself all the time because I know exactly what other people are doing, why they are doing it outside of why they think they are doing it, and what it means.I remember not seeing life the way I do now, so I understand that these are just things you don't care about or think about.But now that I see life the way I do, despite the previous, it's just purely and outrageously fucking retarded and annoying to see everyone behaving the way they are because it's so fucking retarded AGH FUCK MY JIMJAMS.
>>13885791that's pnoy, the guy making the mlp text game. doesn't excuse the blogging, but you might want to put that sentenal hateboner away for now.
>>13885865I thought pnoy was just another alias for BCS
>>13885848>all the mice are left handedmutant horse people land is full of lefties confirmed?
>>13885740Please, Twilight would be a master at the art of blotting oil with napkins
>>13885796>No keyboard.>Mouse is awkwardly positioned.>Still goes to the main page.>Clock isn't set to the correct time.>Still uses a tower.
>>13885888It doesnt matter, because they're all Apples
>>13885887Four fucking slow
>>13885865what are his posting habits? i don't see it, which means i have him filtered and so far i had a very good reason for every filter i have applied
>holy fucking shit, pegasi can kick clouds?and don't even say >hurr le memories switched! bitch grew up in cloudsdale, a city made out of CLOUDS
>>13885912I think he's trying to plan some sort of genocide to bring the world in to a brighter future or something
>>13885900YOU CANT STOP OUR LOVE
>>13885912usually he only puts the trip on to talk about his game. this is the first time I've seen him blog like this.
>>13885917i think i might have filtered him at the time when there were many tripfagging shitposters from /b/. i might have him filtered by accident.
>>13885932Is this game available anywhere?
>going to 'stall ball' on Nov 23rdW-what should I expect /co/? Told it is open bar
>>13885883>Don't recognize a trip?>It has to be NBS!
>>13885932Normally he opens by saying something about the game and then rambles on about bullshit for another few posts
>>13885946not as far I know.
>>13885915She just wasn't sure she could kick the clouds and make a dent I guess.
>>13885967BCS, stupid. not NBS.
>>13885946iclophard.boards.net/I will be working on our next release after im done being drunk and raging.
>>13885932He must be bitching about people being mean because someone made him upset and he is going to quit making the game.>>13885952...Yep, he cracked.
>>13885945>>13885932okay, he seems to care about repeating numbers and that is almost always reason enough to filter someone
>>13885945>i had a very good reason for every filter i have applied>i might have him filtered by accident
>>13885952I want a marble carving of Derpy's ponut.
>>13885995Hey man We need to stick to the SA forums or FB, dude
>>13885995>Pony avatars, for when autism doesn't speak loud enough
>>13886007>RCHhere we go
>>13886007don't call me a potato...
I want to commit the worst of ALL MOTHER FUCKING ADULTEROUS SATANIC CRIMES TO YOUR CHERRY POPPED 3RD COUSIN'S FUCKING DICK PIPE IN A GOD DAMN FUCKING 4D THEATRE/ROLLER COASTER RIDE AT THE MOST HOMOSEXUAL FUCKING SECTION OF UNIVERSAL STUDIOS ORLANDO.
We're apples forever, apples together, we're family but so much more
>that looks like a neat set of markers>oh out of stock, oh well staples is shitty anyways i will check amazon
>>13885796That's actually pretty cool.
>>13886026Not a potato, idiot, I called you a potato.They only looks similar.
>>13885997That grey and purple pony is a slut.
>>13886030I want you to take breath and drink a glass of water before your next postyou're scaring me
>>13886030I'm getting the most curious feeling that anybody can edit their name to be whatever they want. What a disturbing thought.
>>13886040more Gloomy please
>>13886046disregard this post, I'm retarded
>>13885839>Auditory Processing DisorderNew to me!Well, Pnoy, if you see bullshit in the world, the best thing you can do is try to be one of the good guys who does what they can to fix it and prove through your life and how you live it that humans aren't all lowest-common-denominator-obeying apes granted a stroke of luck.
>>13886023>Implying anything will happen.Hes too much of a coward to defend himself.
>>13886056What kind of Gloomy?
>>13886031question: is big macintosh singing in this? I can hear a bass voice
>>13886066wedding-night Gloomy in garters and stockings
Who is most cutest pony?
>>13885964what be a "stall ball"?
>dooks is ded
Seeing if anyone from the old days remembers this name.
>>13886071>>13886071not him, but oh god no.
>>13886080that's the green pony right? The one who was sitting weird
>49 more daysAlmost there... just a bit longer...
>>13885995>"MY KATANA WILL SHOW THEM TO FUCK WID ME! YAAH!">"... Hey, Mom? Mom! I need you to hold the camera! No, nevermind what it's for, just DO IT!"
>nothing is going right in my lifeI just want to crawl up into a little ball and stop existing.
Why are all of these useless tripfags coming out of the woodworks
finally finished Breaking Bad10/10 it's okay
What if the new villain is only a villain because Crysalis drained all his love, leaving only hatred, malice, and pure sadism.
>>13886096Yes, was just seeing if any of the old people were here when I used to trip.
>>13885995would this be less autistic if he had a gunor would it just be worrying because people like that could have guns
>>13886100>little i dont think so fatty
>>13885839Just saying as someone who has to ask people to repeat themselves up to six times because his brain decides to randomly short the connection between his brain and ears out, making everything they say sound like garbled mush - I know your pain.
>>13886121yesssI'm not worried. Gloomy's always been a big pony....wait, how big are we talking here?
>>13886119>or would it just be worrying because people like that could have gunsThis one...Totally this one.Guns have to be registered.
>>13886136Not sure. LET'S FIRE THIS BABY UP AND SEE WHERE SHE TAKES US
>>13886100who's stoppin ya?
>>13886119worrying, because people like that Adam Lanza and Dylan Klebold
>>13886140reminder that most gun owners and NRA members are in favor of extensive background checksdon't let the anti-gun people give you false info
>>13886121you're notat all>>13886136THE BIGGEST>>13886142HA HA! YES!
>>13886140>Guns have to be registered.Maybe where you live.
>you will never vomit down pony's cock
>>13886100Get back to drawing Corwin.
>>13886113When were you around? I don't remember you and I've been here since feb 2011
>>13886142awww shit, here we go
>>13886113I wasn't around back then, so I apologize if I get this wrong, but from a quick archive search it seems like you were a /b/ trip. So what brings you over here?
>>13886126>implying i can afford enough $ for junk food to be fat>>13886130>>13886147I tried, literally laid on the floor and tried to squeeze myself into a ball. You know how they say never put your eggs in one basket? Holy shit did I learn my lesson too late.
>>13886161WHATEVER HAPPENSNO REGRETS
>>13886133sometimes i laugh simply because i heard/read, processed, and understood the joke, because that's such a rare occurrence
Well one last try.Hats'n'stuff.ip: 184.108.40.206:27015pass: bonbonShoot stuff and whatever.>arena
>>13886169FULL SPEED AHEAD
Ah, I feel better.I put up with so much shit with next to no release from it on an annual basis, you guys have to forgive me for breaking down occasionally.
>>13886154Damn right.>>13886156>Maybe where you live.Yep.I live in America.
>>13886162Well I originated in /b/ pretty much immediately after the /b/ pony threads formed, and then the whole shit with all the pony crap being banned on /b/ or something. I left for a while after that, came back and we had /mlp/ so I lurked and chatted with some more of the oldies. Was just seeing if anyone from those threads was hanging around.
>>13886186In most states guns don't have to be registeredextensive background checks aren't registrationAmmo registration > gun registration
Take a break. Maybe watch an episode.
>>13886181>Put up with shit all the time.>Never rant about it on a horse thread.>Never go off on tangents.>Never post with my trip, annoying everyone.I think you may just be retarded.
>>13886188Doesn't /b/ still have pony threads? The only oldies you'll probably find in here are going to be people from /co/, not /b/.
>>13886178>arenaFucking Krabb just doesn't get it.
>>13886181>breaking down occasionally>so that's what he calls itall jokes aside, yea sure
>>13886188You could try the /b/read on MLPchan's /oat/. Lots of the trips from the /b/ pony threads at the time seem to have migrated there.
>>13886204>Been wanting to draw a picture of the mane 6 riding on a bunch of grumpy camels since last August>Still haven't gotten around to itFuck procrastination.
>>13886202>He thinks we can register Ammo.Holy shit.HOLY SHIT!TELL ME AGAIN THE GRAND STORIES ABOUT HOW OBAMA IS ACTUALLY JESUS WHO IS HERE TO FREE HEALTHCARE TO US!Oh how those tales bring a smile on my face.Even Europe was a dumb idea you fuck!You are literally dumber then the UN!
>>13886214This.This is the /co/ embassy, there are no actual /b/ fags here, depsite what the shitposters might try to make you believe
>>13886181uh, I dunno man.Couldn't you like, write all that, and then NOT submit it? I mean, punch a pillow or something?Actually, there's evidence to suggest that "letting it all out" actually makes it harder to control anger, as you become used to venting it through violence or, uh, massive, offtopic rants on 4chan about nothing. Whichever one you do, you know?
>>13886233>Europe was a dumb ideaNo anon, you were the dumb idea
>>13886233>man wants to buy a box of ammo>register it to his nameWOWMUCH DIFFICULTYCalm the fuck down and argue like a human instead of a /v/irgin, sperglord.
>>13886235I would agree with you.But mate. You don't even know how annoying my life is.
>>13886214>>13886221>>13886234Ah, righto. I'll do a bit more browsing, and try and find the people I'm looking for. Cheers gents.
>>13886258I agree. Your life IS annoying. Just end it.
>>13885796Rainbow's art never ceases to give me boners
>>13886202>Register every round ever.>And every single one made....>In hours the casing is encased in numbers.>Soon, the bullet is too.>They simply have to stop producing ammunition when they run out of room.>Lead is now banned to stop producing illegal ammo.>The new moonshiner is born.
>>13886258Elaborate. Confession is good for the testicles.>>13886266Ha! I actually laughed at this one. Forgive me.
>>13886275nothat pony is an adult in the body of a filly
>>13886269you're* an* faggot*>>13886266no, I must suck all the dicks and then drown you with their gelatinous sperm.
>>13886282are you retarded or making a funny
>>13886234How many people do we still have here that are actually from the /co/ days, anyways?
>>13886258Except that has nothing to do with how much anger/stress you have. If one guy deals with a lot of stress through, I don't know, lifting weights or something, and another guy who deals with less stress but lets it out with violence come together? It's going to be the guy who "lets it all out" who is consistently angrier, because that's how he gets rid of stress.People are habit forming, so if you keep doing this ranting nonsense, you'll merely find it easier to do it in the future, levels of actual stress be damned.
>>13886251>A gun is an item.>You take parts out of the gun, it stops being a gun.>Most parts can be tracked.>A box of ammo is an item.>You take rounds out of the box, you have no idea where the individual parts will end up.Stop before you hurt yourself on your thinking spree, Liberal.
>>13886178after caramel beefed so hard, I just could not take itAHHHHHH
This Pnoy guy is definitely BCS>lol ur anonymous u spineless bitch>some shitty joke about sex>constant complaints about their life>Posting every time the timer is upGood to know I won't miss anything by filtering them>Capping their own postsYep. It's BCS.
Wish Tex would stop shit posting as anon.
Last link for the night.http://strawpoll.me/502910Interesting results so far.
>>13886294It only stops being funny when the Liberal stops freaking out about controlling fun.I mean guns.
>>13886298holy fuck what kind of stylesheet is that
>>13886307So you hold the person who bought the ammo responsible for "losing" it.
>>13886307I see you're not dropping the /v/irgin act.Yes, you can share ammo and take it apart and make it hard to keep track of. The point is watching for people buying lots of ammo at once, like what happens before people go on a shooting spree.
>>13886299Came in when FWF aired reportingI'm a total shithead
>>13886318gun control is pants on head retarded and never worksany who say otherwise have no buisness attempting to regulate it
>>13886306that was part of my irony u stupid fuck fuck>>13886302This can be true if one isn't careful, infact mostly is, so I will avoid it. But agh, it was just fun to do something I so constantly fight.
>>13886299I guess I count even though it was only a few months before the move.
>>13886311>>13886215Its over now.Thanks for coming out guys.We'll play again next week!
Playing Dark Souls while high, good idea? Pony asks.
every time you post off-topic a pony has a household accidentonly you can prevent pony fires
>>13886335>x never works>anyone that says otherwise has no business attempting to make it work.I hope you realize how stupid this sounds anon.
>>13886323I'm not a liberal, and I am against gun control. I own an AR-15, a Mossberg 500, a Springfield XD9, a Ruger P89, and a Mosin 91/30.Now will you argue like you've got a brain?
>>13886345dark souls is never a good idea
Ponies?Ponies.Pony pony pony ponies pony
>>13886350I like you.
>>13886322I only really go there if 4chan's down since I'm not into any quests at the moment.
>>13886299I lurked a lot before the move, does that count?
>>13886335I really wish Tex would stop shit posting as anon>>13886350>respondingYou're no better.
>>13886360Its my first time playing
>>13886350have you seen the people that try to regulate firearmsit is worse than watching them flounder over internet regulations with how ignorant they are
>>13886299From the end of the first hiatusAlthough I almost never posted for the first while
>>13886298>that>annoying lifelooks like white american first world problems to me.
>>13886332>like what happens before people go on a shooting spree.And I can see you didn't stop with your /pol/ act.Gun enthusiasts will mass purchase ammo because, guess what, they like to shoot a lot.My boss would buy ammo by the crate if he could. Do i worry every time he comes to work about getting shot? No, because I know he owns a lot of guns and ammunition, but he is a responsible person.
>>13886363I love ponies.
>>13886322>55 votes>55There's 55 of you niggers on tonight?Wow what a bunch of kissless virgins if you're "Friday Night" is spend here.
>>13886371don't waste your high on itplay something fun instead
>>13886382Oh hey you're here too!
>GUN CONTROL DOESN'T WORK>gun control works literally everywhere in europe>BUT IT DOESNT WOOOOORKautism
>>13886339>This can be true if one isn't carefulNo, actually, not at all. It's true all the time. Shit's peer-reviewed, sorry man.>it was just fun to do something I so constantly fightFun, maybe. Habit-forming, DEFINITELY.If you don't want to continue doing this, and I don't think you do, you need to manage your stress differently. That's the bottom line.
>>13886382You're here too, esse.
>>13886377If you buy a lot of ammo at once, and the feds come and make sure you're not batshit and leave, then what's the problem?I'm >>13886355, by the way. Ammo registration is the way to regulate gun violence without infringing on rights.
>>13886335gun control is indeed retardedperson control is very effective on the other hand>switzerland>no "nigga shoot the cops" culture>no glorifying serial killers>everyone is put through the military>everyone has a machine gun>private individuals can buy artillery if they want>most gun-controlly law: keep your seriously high powered shit in a safe>gun crime: where?>america>white supremacist literature suppressed, rap songs advocating murder and race war left to circulate>murderers given more publicity than some celebs>almost nobody trained in the proper operation of a gun, but exposed to plenty of movies that show action heroes mowing down people like it's call of duty>call of duty given to 8 year olds to play>^does not mesh well with america's mental illness rates>dumb republicans give their mentally unstable children easy access because "its just a gun lol">school shootings everywhere
>>13886382Actually, that poll's been reposted a bunch today.That's more likely the number of visitors we've had today, morning included, maybe.
>>13886363All the ponies are dead, anon.
>>13886405Also, Sweden has great living standards while America's wealth disparity is embarrasingly huge.
>>13886398Hmm, I never say anything is all the time, but I would rather not risk it, so yeah, I will avoid behaving this way.Thank you for knocking me back into my senses.
>>13886403>Ammo registration is the way to regulate gun violence without infringing on rights.What's to stop the bad guy from I dunno...Getting the ammo illegally?Like most of them get their guns?>Black Market?>KILL THE LEGAL MARKET!>That will show them!
>>13886382Every time I see this "FRAIDAY NAIT" meme I remember that 4chan is full of highschool kids.>SCHOOLS OUT LETS GET SMASHED XDI party on mondays because I have tuesdays off. American website, crazy American working days. Surprise.
>>13886397>(REPRESENTATION OF PEOPLE AGAINST MY OPINION AS WHINY RETARDS IN CAPITALS)>Grammatically correct sentence that shows me as a mature and responsible adult, like everyone that shares MY opinion>(FURTHER NAME-CALLING TO CALL THE PEOPLE THAT DON'T SHARE MY OPINION DUMB WITHOUT MAKING ANY POINTS)/v/
FAST CHANGELINGSSLOW PONIES
>>13886405>>dumb republicans give their mentally unstable children easy access because "its just a gun lol"Alright, the others are fair enough points, but I'm gonna have to call you out on this oneIf you don't train your child to be responsible with a firearm when you yourself own one, you are begging for trouble.
>>13886420Actually, most civilian shooters get their guns legally because of how overwhelmingly easy it is to get a gun in America.
>>13886403>If you buy a lot of ammo at once, and the feds come and make sure you're not batshit and leave, then what's the problem?That isn't the problem.You sound like you want the feds to knock on your door because you bought two boxes of .223 and they want to know where you have it in the house.As they kick your door in.
fffffriday night MLPG hats was funmore of you fags should play when it happens
>>13886430if you can't refute the point there's no need to shitpost and prove me right at the same time
>>13886430If I was Twilight Sparkle I would give you a blowjob even though I think guns should just be banned outside of recreational ranges, perhaps handguns for protection.
Fancypants has a vast collection of hunting riflesHe's against gun control because he doesn't hate freedom
http://minituffs.tumblr.com/post/63149823981/starting-24-hour-comic-day-at-2-amMT is starting the 24hr draw marathon, no breaks at all not even for the toilet.
>>13886444you weren't joking about it blocking the screen, hehalso, nice to see someone use the good style on the beak
>>13886444>Get here right before it ends
>>13886437Sounds good to me.
>>13886437>Illegally.>Talking about criminals.>You come in an post.>And imply that legal gun owners are the criminals I am talking about.I know it's hard, but read next time you respond.
>you will never deepthroat pony
>>13886454>not even for the toiletuh... unf?
>>13886335>>13886405>>13886420>>13886435>>13886441>>13886397>>13886397>>13886377>mfw seeing politics debates in My Little Pony General
>>13886420>Like most of them get their gunsThis is wrong. As a /k/ommando and a gun advocate, I'm ashamed of you for saying that. Get your facts straight. >Making ammo registration mandatory is "KILLING THE LEGAL MARKET"Again, wrong. Killing the legal market would be making things illegal, not harder to get.>what's to stop them from getting their ammo illegallyBecause it's a lot easier to get it not-illegally?
>>13886462>you will never fuck pony's throatpussy
>>13886450i am all for more gun control for the idiots and morons.but not for the smart people like me
>>13886450Truly the best stallion.
>>13886450Rarity CC's and is teaching sweetie belle the diligant responsibilities of firearms ownership because she knows the value of those she holds dear
>>13886446make a point first
>>13886477tests and requirements are the ultimate slippery slope
Which pony enjoys anal sex the ost?
>>13886471As a /k/ommando you should also know how hard it is to even GET ammo right now.Stop pretending to be a gun owner and shut up. Post that shitty ar-15 you have for some reason and go 'muh guns!'
>>13886493I didn't know anal sex had an ost.
>>13886414>All the ponies are dead, anon.Drawing tonight?
>>13886486I'm sorry you can't read
>>13886480This kind of shit, this post makes me upset.HOW THE FUCK DO PONIES THAT DON'T WEAR CLOTHES CC!? This comment was not well thought out at all!
HI /MLP/!!!WHATCHYA DOIN'!?
My raifu > your waifu
>>13886476>you will never bloat their stomachwomb with hot cum
>>13886437And they use them illegally because Americans are barbaric, poor, and desperate by majorityAustralia's crime rates were already plummeting before they enacted their gun laws. The actual cause was Australians not being overworked and angry all the time.But Americans? The entire country is bitching about being sleep deprived and too poor for a cost of living that's constantly rising. I'm pretty sure it's becoming normal for young people to live at home into their 20s over there because moving out is sticking yourself in whatever "first house" shithole you move in to for life unless you win the lottery or are an exceptionally bright and charismatic person.
>We need more gun control.What we need is to bring back the asylums to lock uf the crazy fucks.Because apparently, letting them 'blend in' with society does not work...
>>13886507by putting clothing on, obviously
>>13886500Thought about it, but I have no ideas.
>politics in mlpg>people posting bait>people responding>mfw
>>13886520>Not even mentioning that you outlaw kiddy porn and violent games.BRAVO!
>>13886514HEROIN, WANT SOME?
>>13886507She hides it inside her manein addition to being stylish, that giant gap in her mane doubles as a convenient storage spotShe's very quick on the draw too
>>13886514Playing Dragon Commander and mostly ignoring MLPG
GUYSTHE PROBLEM ISN'T GUN CONTROLIT'S AMERICA'S SHITTY BOTTOM LINE WITH MOST PEOPLE LIVING IN POVERTY WITH NO WAY TO IMPROVE THEIR LIVES BECAUSE OF THEIR LOW STANDARD OF SOCIAL SERVICES SUCH AS HOUSING AND GETTING THE UNEMPLOYED INTO WORKIF WE JUST RAISE STANDARDS OF LIVING FOR THE POOREST PEOPLE THEN THEY WON'T FEEL THE NEED TO COMMIT CRIMES TO GET BY
gloomy using her size magic for fun with anon
Pony escaped your basement but doesn't realize you were her kidnapper.What do.
>>13886528That's ok you suck anyways.
>>13886527but for the most part, she doesn't wear clothes.Does she only CC when she feels like being fancy?Not to mention I can't help but think she'd find guns barbaric, unless maybe Applejack taught her about them somehow.
>>13886528>but I have no ideas.That's what we're here for silly billy!
>>13886528then ask for requests you silly fillyrequesting texanon and discord locked in a staring contest
>>13886523thisthis so muchproblem is, we have NO MONEY TO SPEND ON THISBECAUSE EVERY PRESIDENT IN THE LAST 20 YEARS THOUGHT SPENDING MONEY WAS THE WAY TO FIX A LACK OF MONEYFUCK>>13886535I'M BITING THIS BAIT HARD
>>13886550help her escapeagainbecause you keep saying it's me
>>13886543>>13886480out of character bullshit perpetuated by delusional waifufags
>>13886539Everyone in the world outlawed child pornViolent games? Might have had something to do with maintaining the trend. Don't you crazy Amexicans give those to 8 year olds?
>>13886548WHY DON'T WE TAKE CHICAGO!AND MOVE IT INTO CANADA!?
>>13886550curb stomp the horn off and drag her back in there, by the broken stump
>>13886550But I didn't kidnap pony.I'll help her get home.
>>13886579To her basement?
>>13886558Rarity is wise enough to realize that no matter how barabaric a cc may be, being raped in an alley or stabbed with a knife is far worse on the scale of barbarism
>>13886543This is a humorous mental image and I am no longer upsetthank you
>>13886572STOP WORSHIPPING THE MILLIONAIRESTHEY'RE NOT GOING TO DO SHIT FOR YOU AND YOU WILL LIKELY NEVER BECOME ONE UNLESS AMERICA'S CURRENCY HYPERINFLATES
>>13886552Oh no, I'll cry myself to sleep over that, anon.>>13886564I should draw Discord, yes,
>>13886584No, to ponyville.
>>13886568rarity is not evcen my waifu at all, she is not even 3rd best ponyI just like the idea of her CC-ing and operating operationally
>>13886549>shrinks herself down and hides in a box of cereal>anon goes to make breakfast>she pops out, makes herself huge and pin/snuggles anon
>>13886528You should draw a pony butt
>>13886494My AR-15 is in storage, but here's my Springfield.your turn. where's your gun?
LOOKI'M POSTING A PONYLET'S TALK ABOUT THIS PONY INSTEAD
>>13886624god she's pretty...
>>13886624hoooooly shiiiiitwowthat is an attractive pony. Jeez.
>>13886541:DDDDDDDDDDD AS THE SAYING GOES, WEEEEEEDS ALL I NEEEEEEEEEED.>>13886545DO YOU COMMAND....DRAGONSBECAUSE THAT WOULD SOUND LIKE A REALLY AWESOME RTS ACTUALLY!
>>13886633derpy is a very ugly pony
>>13886624such best pone
>>13886633Derpy is going to get sick if she keeps that up.
>>13886328No the person just happens to put the ammo around like a Texan.
>>13886633derpy is like that because she tried to CC with an IMI Desert eagle and clonked herself on the head when she shot it.
>>13886548american here, don't forget education.>little sister, family living in a shitty school district with bad disciplinary policies and shitty teachers that screw students over just because>every time i see her she's in a downward spiral>suddenly they move to a slightly nicer neighborhood>she's going to a nicer school>downward spiral reversespeople don't understand that environment has a big impact on kids, and that kids are too dumb to be conscious of it
>>13886633she's a cute pony
>>13886602>I should draw Discord, yes,Have you ever?>Oh no, I'll cry myself to sleep over that, anon.>Responding to bait
>>13886624Yep, it's pony
>>13886619Deals a deal.
>>13886641FINE BY ME, PIENKO. MORE FOR ME.
>>13886624>you will never have sex with herIt hurts.
>>13886641noyou are a commander who can turn into a dragon
>shitposting memes in the mylittlepony discussion forum for men, on a friday nightif this how you expected your life to turn out
>>13886659>>13886619This means you guys have to fuck now, right?
>>13886654Yes, a long time ago. It was fairly terrible.
>>13886655Nope Chuck Testa.
>>13886659>perfectly fine weapon>creaky wood prone to deforming and putting pressure on metal parts>pistol grip is useless and unergonomic unless you're yanking it out in combat to spray from the hip
Why don't you smile more, Anon?You look nice when you're smiling.
>you will never a filthy pone
>>13886666>you'll never hear her moan in that sensual voice of hersfeels awful
>>13886674well, no time like the present to try again ey?I'm very interested in seeing him next to texanon, pushing the limits of his stoicism
>>13886641No, you can turn into a dragonIts kinda funYou have a jetpackThe gameplay is pretty weak though.The characters are pretty good and the voice work is great though.I got tired of the shitty rts elements and just auto complete most battles
>>13886659>Wood>On an AR-15>Calls my AR shittyI saw that in the pony and guns thread, thought about making a post in it
>>13886690If you say so pony
>>13886624>tfw no mojito
>>13886690You look nice when you're smiling too, Blossom.
>>13886664THAT WASN'T ACTUALLY A SAYING I KINDA MADE THAT UP ACTUALLY BUT IF YOU STILL WANT TO DO HERMINE I DON'T BLAME YOU EMMA WATSON MAKES MY SKITTLES DRIBBLES.>>13886668COMMANDER SHEPARD?! D:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
>>13886699>you will never squeeze her as she sleeps and listen to her coo when you run your fingers through her hairwelp I know who I'm pretending my pillow is tonight
>>13886690You've seen me smiling? What are you some kind of stalker?
>>13886703>not bringing your homeboard to MLPGdo you even spruce up the hiatus
What happens if we don't talk about pone for an hour?
>>13886701>pushing the limits of his stoicismThat's boring. He should show some tiny emotion.
>>13886724Why would anyone install gentoo when freeBSD exists?
>>13886705>>13886688>Does not appreciate a piece of art.Anon's please, the girls a work of art. Colt with hardly a number above her 3 million serial.She aint made to shoot a lot, she's made to turn heads, and shoot a lot.
>>13886724I was the one who got armorbro to talk about military pony weapons instead of drugs that one time, get on my level
>>13886724gosh, she is the cutest
>>13886734What happens normally?
>>13886734The bus will explode
>>13886734That's literally describing MLPG in a nutshell. The only thing at all that's relevant to ponies is the occasional image
>>13886744half of that was mestop trying to steal my reputation or i'll filter you
>>13886734We acknowledge that it's hiatus and, more importantly, slow at the moment, so the lack of pony and new OC is making people fill the blanks with other stuff.
>>13886759I will never stop raging over the fact that fluttershy is not rarity
alright, looks like it's time for BOARD ROLE-CALL
>>13886720>you'll never share a good-morning kiss with her when you wake upwhyjust why
>>13886734>>13886749The seal on Tartarus is broken, and the imprisoned creatures rise to destroy Equestria.
Rainbow dash is a more well rounded and developed character than rarityApplejack is fluttershy tier. She's a meme pony.>xD apples>xD butt
>>13886688>Spraying.>With an AR-15.Oh no, the dreaded Automatic Rifle-15 does it again!
ill take a request
>>13886750This is probably the best movie I've ever seen
>>13886760oh there's no way I can change the whole thread like that myself, thanks, but c'mon. The guy's obviously also intested in arms and armor, and that's something we can discuss, am I right? Eerybody has something to contribute
>>13886779COMMISSAR BON BON
>>13886779I request that you don't draw.
>>13886779Gloomy waking up in the morning with bedhead
>>13886779lyra admiring mewanon's Ar-15
>>13886688>yelling at a pistol grip on an AR platformwhat the fuckhave you seen an AR before
>>13886779Twilight on Ecstasy
>>13886686>crawls in to bed with anon at a reasonable size>gradually gets bigger and bigger>he's like a little doll to her by the time they fall asleep
>>13886772>Rainbow dash is a more well rounded and developed character than rarityAll ponies are more well rounded and developed than Rarity.
>>13886769/co/ and /tg/ for the most part, here
>>13886779bonbon forcefeeding mewanon to lyraor the other way around
>>13886772you're a meme pony
Right now is proof why Generals are terrible.
>>13886688Tell me, Senator, did he get that gun from that Grand Theft Auto game that awards points for killing people?
>>13886814right now is proof why you're a bitch
Reminder that Lauren Faust visits /mlp/ from time to time.Reminder that she's probably reading this and shaking her head.
>>13886769/sp/, /adv/, and /pol/ representative.Don't ask.
my brain's dead weighti'm tryin' to get my head straightbut i can't figure out which of the mane six's ponuts i wanna take on a date
>>13886797>Anon settles in and closes his eyes>next to him, Gloomy starts growing bigger>and bigger>and bigger>Anon feels something press against his back>"Wha-?">he's forced over the side of the bed and topples onto the ground as the now massive Gloomy takes up the entire bed>"Oh what the hell, Gloomy?">"Hehehe~"
>>13886814But we're not even discussing vomit fetishes
>>13886718YEEEEEEEEEEEaaaa-fuck it.Seeya Penka. Maybe.
>>13886779>ill take a requestAnimu style pones.
>>13886831Why did you even respond to me? Don't touch me. Shoo. Shoo.
>>13886827Faust sold her soul to the devil.
>>13886769/tg/, /k/, /vg/, /co/>>13886815the one with the shoulder thing that goes up?>>13886823First off:>lel I posted it againsecond off:unfthird:>you will never see rarity follow through on this threat>you will never rub her tummy that was stuffed by some smartass
>Speed loader on an AR-15 clip.ILLEGAL!
Would it be hard to missionary position a pony?
>>13886835>implying she would grab him and hold him>"maybe I can be your bed tonight"
>>13886862I don't know, it might depend on how big pony is.
>>13886860I'll post what I want, when I want and where I want
>>13886851i love you anon
>>13886862Not that hard.Just lift her legs a bit.
>>13886862no, remember when pink was lying on her back in TMPP and Rara was lying on her back in ACW
>>13886891I need more reference guides. You should post more wide-spread pones...I mean if that's okay with you
>>13886913that's pretty cute
>>13886913>The dialogIt's so roboticLike he's just waiting for it to be over
>>13886913>Not pony and Not a pony>>>/glitter garbage/
>you will never wake up to thiswhat a horrible feel
>>13886915*wwanders to the hospital*
>>13886920God damn it, Lyra, I don't waifu ponies and you make it very difficult to continue doing so
>>13886920Hmm, yes. Missionary is becoming a little more clearer to me. I think I'm starting to understand pone anatomy thanks to you
>>13886920>LyraLera is the only pone for me.
>>13886940Those aren't ponies!
>>13886940>filenamebecause that would require making them LESS cute
I'VE WAITED SO LONG FOR THIS
>>13886945that pokemon has a fat ass
It feels like every month or so I get kind of down on not improving. Like I'll be happy with my art one day and the next I'll look over all of my art for the last month and think it's all shitty.
>>13886954Your favorite pony has a fat ass.
>>13886951>anthroit's shit though???
>>13886951Sounds fun, maybeLink it
>>13886936Any time.This one's not so wide-spread, but she's still on her back.
>>13886765What is that pony doing?
Was Tex the AR-15 guy or the handgun guy?>Mysteries we will never know the answer to
>>13886970>but don't touch
>>13886951>mac>not humanwon't fap
>>13886970>But don't touchCan I still jack off?
>>13886951LINKGIVE ME A LINK
>pick difficult angle/pose to draw>picture can't really show off her size too well>too tired to continue and fix thingsI think I may have screwed up. I'll look at this again tomorrow and see what I can salvage also somebody's helping me out on the butt angle, so there's that . Sorry I couldn't deliver tonight, anons. I'll make it up to you.
>>13886985Why? I need context.
>>13887011don't worry about itthanks, goat!
How would pony feel if I masturbated to her?
>>13887011>gloomy buttNOT NOW BONER
>>13887017anthro is grossfull pony or full human onlyanything inbetween is a nauseating abomination
>>13886984I'm the pony guy.
>>13887027I don't have onejust improvisepretend she caught you masturbating or something
>>13887033but muh satyrs
>>13887011>>13887032Gloomy is the worst thing MLPG has made. She's a horribly derivative Marker Pony.Marka is the best damn thing we've ever made.
>>13887050they don't countthey are related charachters, but not violations of the the charachters themselves
>>13887033suit yourself.more for me.
>>13887051Marker go to bed
Don't feed the pone!
>>13887051I don't regret a thing.
>>13887065Why not? What if pony wants to be fed?
>>13887051You've said that like three times already.
Reminder that Season 4 will not be the last season and that you're here forever.
>>13887065DO YOU WANT THIS CAKE?
>>13887061what a weird head, its like its not even apart of that body
>>13887082No I'm not, I'm only here until I find a way to Equestria.
>>13887040Well that's no fun.
>>13887065No you may notYou should have the entire cake
>>13887062Why do artists that know so much about cocks not know where the urethra goes?Why would the cum be coming out from the top of the cock?
>>13887109USE YOUR IMAGINATIONMAYBE SHE'S JUDGING YOUR DRAWING TECHNIQUEOR DOESNT LIKE YOUR UNDERWEAR SLUNG AROUND THE FLOOROR MAYBE SHE THINKS YOU'RE SHIT AT VIDEOGAMES
What if pony was even freakier than you are?
>>13887063>Marker go to bedRequest: Marker angrily at her computer posting: >>13887051
>>13887128Would she like to come in?We could play some co-op.
>>13887133Are you saying that pony thinks I'm freaky?I'm not freaky. Why is pony so mean?
>>13887099>I'm only here until I find a way to Equestria.
>>13887141Why is she so perfect?
>>13887133I'm into pretty much anything but scat and fat
>>13887139Pony says she has an appointment to keep and flies away
>>13887128>MAYBE SHE THINKS YOU'RE SHIT AT VIDEOGAMESI can see her watching some guy getting really mad at the games while she tries not to laugh.
>>13887149No idiot. You have to drink the bleach toGo to Equestria.
>>13887162I can't into scat either, but I fucking love big bellies and butts
You have 20 seconds to explain why you haven't bought at least 1 "Fus Roh...yay~" T-shirt, MLPG
>>13887169Anti-freeze taste more like candy. Does that count?
oh cool a Sweetie Belle thread
>>13886940Лера, красивая как всегда!
>>13887162Is this the fetish equivalent of "everything but country and rap"?
>>13887141god dammit god dammit god dammit
>>13887133to go beyond me it would required extreme torturing and death. i would not be into that at all.
Holy shit I just fapped to the thought of getting a blowjob from roseluck and managed to get almost realistic mouth action with my hand and a lot of spitIt felt like I actually came in that rosy earth pony's mouthexcept not. tfw.
>>13887185I don't need anymore shirts. Stop viral marketing, Fluttershy.
>>13887202you mean that super cute Applejack recolor?Good choice in pony
>>13887185I have no money, and no interest in owning a pony t-shirt
>>13887202Maybe I could be your realistic mouth next time?
I disagree with that one opinion you hold very strongly and I think you are stupid for holding that opinion!
>>13887185Why would I?I hate skyrim and pony shirts
>>13887194Разговаривать можно клингонского тоже? Круто!
>>13887238>not superhuman samurai syber squad
>that Chronicle thingWhat the fuck did I just look at? was that from when he was a kid?
>>13887212show rose is a lyra recolor
>>13887253why would you want that when you could have samurai pizza cats?
>>13887073If you feed the pony, pony will start looking for more and eventually become overweight!>>13887091>>13887111
>>13887271So pony isn't allowed to eat at all?Doesn't this kill pony?
>>13887262but there are lots of ponies with that manehow can you be sure Lyra is the mold from which they were all formed?
>>13887271what if pony takes a liking to other ponies?
>>13887271mewball what are you doing
>>13887225So you....you hate pony?
>>13887271I regret everything
>>13887263porque no los dos?I'd love to stream Samurai Pizza Cats one day
>>13887164Well then why was she here at all. I've never seen that pony before.
>>13887271This just means there is more pony to enjoy, pony should eat as much as possible
>>13887294I'd watch itbut you should skip to like half way through the seriesthat's when it gets good
>>13887259poor little colt...
>>13887202Rose is such a slut.
>yfw Sweetie Belle is a bimbo who will get taken advantage of by dudes the day she turns legal
>>13887331and I love her all the more for it
>>13887330Back during Renne Quest, I thought that black stuff took over him through his eye. Not him wanting all that from the beginning.
how much rararar can you handle
>>13887362I prefer my rarara slightly chubby over morbidly obese
>>13887362Way more than that.
Hey /mlp/. I'm looking for something in particular that I can't find anymore. I was wondering if anyone would lend me a hand here. What I'm looking for is the complete Background Pony comic by Dream0rDie. By complete I mean up to the point where he stopped drawing. He dA is dead, and no one seems to have English version of what I'm looking for.
>>13887333Why can't real girls be attractive like that?Why can't they just be attractive?
>>13887362See, raraThis is what happens when you use your magic on a stallion who's on the stack
>>13887362I like my tubby rarity a little more reserved
>>13887376>Why can't they just be attractive?but the are
>>13887374Hey anon.You can go fuck yourself with a sideways cactus
>>13887357Everyone wanted to believe in him.And look what that got us.
>>13887374here you go
>>13887376They areYou're just hailhouse furry
>>13887342>filenamebut those aren't...
>>13887362The more the better
>>13887381That Rarity is hardly tubby.I still would.
>>13887374http://derpibooru.org/tags/background+pony+comicthis seems to be it sadlyI still need to finish reading the fic proper
>spent all day waiting for a new csi madmax comic since its friday>no new comic
>>13887385You too.>>13887388That's cute, but not what I'm looking for.It looks something like this.
>>13887362Enough where, if I DO handle her, some of her spills over.
>Anon why do you keep callin' me Applebottom?
>>13887391>jailhouse furryhow does that even work.
>>13887401Yeah, I've already gotten all of the pages from there.I finished the fiction last night. What part are you in?
>>13887411>Never get laid + furry tendencies = exclusively fapping to ponies and losing interest in everything else
>>13887404so many words
You can delete either A Canterlot Wedding or Magical Mystery Cure from canon. Which do you choose?
Now THIS is tubbyRarity doesn't care about the dress, she just wants to fuck her
>>13887285now that's a path we shall not take
>>13886794i havent ever taken any rec. drugs so i didn't really know what to do but x makes me think of pretty vibrant colors so prepare your retinas
>>13887421>jerk off to something besides pony>feel guilty
>>13887433>leg placement, tail placementYou know fat people still have skeletons, right? And that they stay together, right?
>>13887362I can barely handle any of that terrible horse.
>>13887418I'm only at chapter 7But fuck me if it isn't great
>>13887444pony sold her skeleton to buy more food
>>13887405>Spills overThat's hella unf
>>13887444Don't lookit me, I didn't draw nothin
>>13887434so it whelp>>13887433that is not tubbythat is obeese
>>13887433If you're the guy that draws these, I like them
>>13887448Have you read other fictions? Which do you recommend?
sex with Rarity
>>13887433All Twilight's fat is trying to escapeI don't mind ridiculously obese ponyblobs, they can be pretty hot if done wellAnd I don't mind if fat doesn't look nearly as heavy as it should, that can even be kinda niceBut damn it shouldn't look its in anitgravity
>>13887476A shitload of them, but I mostly go for simple, trashy comedy stuff
Pony says it's much safer behind wall Sina
>>13887448I want to start reading it.But I'm intimidated by the purple prose, and apparently it's soul-rending or something.
>>13887477I would if she would allow it
>>13887489Why do you keep speaking in spoilers?I'm looking for something fun and pony. Maybe starring Derpy.
>>13887497the prose aint even that purpleand it is worth the read
>you will never hunt the Qurupeco with pony
>>13887374Making a thread in /mlp/ for it and slow dumping some Lyra until someone comes up with it is probably your best bet to get any missing pages.They saved the drawing guides he had, so maybe one of them got the comic too.
>>13887497The story is very philosophical. It will make you cry, at least once.
>>13887448>tfw someone spoiled the ending for you so you stopped reading
>>13887497>purple proseBut it's about Lyra, not Twilight!
>>13887493Pony says that anime is generic grimderp shonen garbage and that you should watch something half decent like jojoPony also says you probably thought madoka was amazing and revolutionary like a giant pleb
>>13887504>You will never anything with pony
>>13887506I was looking for those draw guides too actually.
>>13887523>you will never pony anon
>>13887519haha that was me.
>>13887502>Why do you keep speaking in spoilers?I honestly don't knowAs for a fun fic, have this little fun thinghttp://www.fimfiction.net/story/72971/nosflutteratuit's actually pretty funny
>>13887519research shows that you enjoy stories more if they're spoiled because it saves your brain from the cognitive burden of constantly trying to figure out what's happening nextbut only if they're good enough to enjoy instead of complete and utter shit you put up with to see the ending
>>13887525Here you go then.http://imgur.com/a/j1ljC#0
>>13887500allow it?she'd be seducing you.being seduced by rarity is a top unf for me.
>>13887534The second one is half of pony fanfictionThe other half is complete and utter shit you fap to
>>13887533Thanks.>>13887535Thank you very much.
>>13887539>tfw I made that second post>and I'd still rather pony anon than pony EA
>>13887540I can agree to that.
>>13887531why would you do that?
>>13887550much of her time is spent contemplating the meaning of her existance living this her curse
>>13887534i would have to reread a lot of it at this pointalso i cried bitch tears a few times which i cant really do with a roommate
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hCy2zM5Fyowhat if pony trainsawlasser?
>Anon will never turn you into a ponyThank fucking godHUMANITY BEST MANITY
>>13887575But if I'm not a pony how am I supposed to convince other ponies to have sex with me?
>>13887575but you'd still let me wear a cute collar and clean your apartment, right?
>>13887575>not wanting glorious magic
>>13887564soon enough you will be caught ponyingand that will no longer be a concern
>>13887588my roommate knows i pony but doesnt really care since he doesn't know about the autistic fandom (not like he could tell what i was reading anyway)its the crying bitch tears part
>>13887594but crying is fun some times
>>13887555holy shit my dickI need to unf to some Rarity nowany recommendations?
>>13887585C-Can I do that too..?
You know what? I think I'm feeling it tonight. I think I'm gonna draw some fat ponieshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVAOhMtR6aw
>>13887575The warp will overtake you soon enough.
>>13887357I thought that it was the goop going to injured parts of the body first like Renne's scratches
>>13887608mildy tubby rarity eating spike
>>13887598Here's the pic in that.
>>13887570but anon clearly needs it moreI mean, just look at this guy >>13887575clearly he needs some pony actionI mean, I'd still pony EA, I'm just not a fan of the excess fluids that come with the territory
bored. i'll stop now.,
>>13887594>find a movie with a manly tears moment (like con air's ending)>open it up, move slider to the moment>pause and minimize>headphones on>bring it up when your roommate looks over to see you crying
>>13887617I mean with words
>>13887608fat fluttershy trying to fit into a bathtubDidn't you say you were gonna draw another part to that?
>>13887597yeah but its a weird thing to do unless something bad happens to you if you're with other peoplereading sad pony fanfiction does not qualify>>13887625made me laugh/10
>>13887620What about the oversized bits?
>>13887599I'm sure master would allow it
>>13887620No, please don't pony me. I can't give pony backrubs without hands.
>>13887625It would be funny to just do it with the same movie over and over
>>13887633you could say I'm a huge fanthat's like half the reason I wish to be the little pony
What if lyra turned herself into a human but the spell went wrong and she had no arms
>>13887632>yeah but its a weird thing to do unless something bad happens to you if you're with other people>not enjoying crying like a bitch to a sad film that you would really wish nobody knew you liked
>>13887644So that you can have a nice fat horsecock and heavy swollen ponynuts?Or a thick donut and a plush set of lips
>>13887575I actually had a dream with a bit of context like that last night.A pony found a human skeleton in the everfree, and was writing out how she found the remains of a new species. Then the skeleton said to her">new species>implying>humanity is best species>get wrecked magic scrubs"Making her freak out.
>>13887652Either/or, reallyI guess whichever anon would preferbut not both because that's weird and overwhelming
>>13887669reminds me of this A.i.E. fic where 4chan sends a drone to equestria, and it only replies in /v/ tier insults
>>13887609Anon, think about it.Humanity is the warp.
>>13887675What about for EA?
Pony will not leave you alone untill you eat her
have you had a bowl of wonderbolts today
>>13887677I remember we had a discussion like that here where some humans were controlling a robot and talking through it. They drove it up to fluttershy and said things like "Help me! I'm trapped in here!" Making her terrified.
>>13887693>They drove it up to fluttershy and said things like "Help me! I'm trapped in here!" Making her terrified.that's hilarious
>>13887680I'd prefer the stuffable marelips, but I'm not sure how long I could satisfy him before things would get weird
>>13887617UNF UNF RARARA UNF
>>13887688Eat her out?
>>13887688Very well. Pony better be delicious.
I prefer my Rarity reserved and ladylike until we get in bed and she goes nuts
>>13887701Does cervical penetration count as weird? What if you were extra sensitive there?
>>13887703no, whole>>13887704Indeed she issquishy in al the right places and flavorful in all the others
>>13887710With her monster vagina?
>>13887712I imagine I would have a hard time expressing my idealogical discomfort in between screaming orgasms
>>13887718But that would kill pony.I'm bringing her to a mental hospital.
>>13887718will she respawn or what?I don't want to end pony
>>13887707what a strapping young lad
>>13887725pony is in perfect mental healthyou just have the only means of fuffiling her fantasies
>>13887724And I'm sure he'd take the time to snuggle you sweetly as you pant and recover from the mind numbing pleasure of being rutted so deeply.
>>13887729That pic is both funny and sad.
Datyrs or fawns?
>>13887710I prefer my Rarity sultry in bed.
>>13887732she will stay as long as either of you want, and leave through your exit of choice
>>13887725Come on anon, you're killing me here. I need some meat.
>>13887744Saytrs. Fawns are the deer equivalent, clearly.
>>13887739It really is. Makes me sad just looking at it.
>>13887735Pony is suicidal. She is by no means in perfect mental health.