My Little Pony General: Holy Relic Edition.Old new thread: >>13875731
Celestia's Feather:Revives fallen ally. Insta-death to [Undead].
Celestia isn't THAT old.
>>13880808I'd put my relish into her relic if you catch my drift
season 4 will not give celestia additional characterizationall of the focus will be on luna
So, I haven't been here for a while, but what happened to the Milky Way and Golden Brisk threads? Are they against the rules or did people just lose interest?
>>13880851she's not a phoenix, she's not a god and she isn't immortal
>>13880942Yeah, they're against the rules now.Pretty sure the threads themselves migrated to MLPchan.
>>13880942Is Golden Brisk that crossdressing one?
>>13879909Make sure to vote!
two ponies sitting on a bench
>>13881006Yuh-huh. Heh. Rediscovered him the other day.
>>13881013Palette does things to my dick
>>13881013*a pony and a sack of lard sitting on a bench
>>13881065You heard me
>>13880953>>13880960Her feather is much more powerful.
>tfw jessy is ded
Quickly! I need pics of Fightan Pon!
>>13881111That is a cute pony!
>All this bronyism and fandom worship
>>13880808Blood ravens pleaseCelestia is not for stealing
Fluttershy is a very bad actress.
>>13881205just pretty ponies here
>>13881236She's a very bad everything.
Reminder that Cute "Quest" the reboot is slated to begin roughly around 7pm PST tomorrow night. So in 26 hours, ish.>>13881231Blood magpies.
>>13881242She is pretty good at being yellow and pink.
Since hasbro owns it, a dumbed down MLP tabletop based on 40k is a possibilityAfter all six friends are princess primarchs, hasbro will release Friendship Games 40,000 with six legions of playful ponies and hordes of dragons and diamond dogs to defend equestria from. Calling it.
>>13881251This time do we play as a filly going for boys?Or other girls?
pudgy jappony princesses
>>13881285>MLP W40K>not MLPD&DDYERTC
FAT SEED FAT SEED WHAT WE GONNA DO
>>13881312Those are some very cute ponies. Also banana and moon is best ship.
>>13881285>Hasbro>40kWhat the fuck are you talking aboutGames Workshop isn't a Wizards of the Coat property
>>13881312Those are very round princesses
>>13881285>hasbro owns WOTC too>Pony: The Gathering is confirmed>tfw
>>13881285Hasbro hates crossing the streamsAnd current;y, all signs indicate those are just rumors, even if they are well founded
>>13881324She's not fat! She's thick!Thick is good, fat is bad!
>>13881320I would really love to play O&O with those guys. I bet Shining is This guy.
>>13881337hasbro has supposedly acquired games workshop and the deal has not yet been publically announcedall recent executive decisions at gw point to a desire to sell the company, so there certainly is merit to the rumor.
Pony said she cooked weed in your milk and she's going to have a fun time watching you trip.
>>13881371but pony, i don't drink milk. that's digusting.
>>13881302I could ask for a vote on that if you like but to my knowledge we're effectively remaking Puff to be less bland and going from there.Also I have no idea if I can run a pretty mare quest. >>13881317I'm excited to be questing again, not gonna lie.
>>13881354It doesn't matter, I'm never going to use it.And even if I ever got the chance, s/he would reject me because of my terrible penis and/or body.I am worthless.
>>13881379She also put Metocin in that juice she gave you
>>13881320>Elf Pegasus BardDamn Min-maxing.
>>13881393And there's peyote in the soup.
>>13881242She's actually very good at being my wife.
>>13881365Poindexter is the "That Guy."Plays fetish bait, but also minmaxes. Also plays evil in a good campaign.
>>13881390>he would reject me because of my terrible penisUnlikely>or bodyThat's easily fixed you lazy cunt
>>13881393Juice is bad for my teeth.>>13881401Soup is the worst way to prepare food.
>>13881365>>13881405let the case speak for itself
>>13881415I guess we'll have to agree to disagree.
>>13881415if paying for extensive plastic surgery after bulking up is easy
>That one fetish that you have but you don't like but you're dick is like "well fuck you m8" and gets diamond hard every time you see it
>>13881424>that Shining's Stare at GallerBut yeah, I would bet that Poindexter's OC is a whore.
I gotta say,if my least favorite main-6 pony liked me, I'd probably be willing to give her a shot.I still like her, just not as much as the others.and maybe she'd surprise me.
>>13881382Will the option to court other cute colts be present?
>>13881424>Playing with your dungeon plan in plain viewWhaaaat.Also poindexter is really good at delicate movements with his mouth if he can draw like that.Make of that what you will.
>>13881420Fuck you, soup is great.
>>13881285That could actually be really coolMaybe even go in sort of a disney universe direction with it.Not just MLP, but all their IPs like that.Have it be a sort of introductory baby's first tabletop marketed as a simpler but still solid strategy game that's good for kids and their parentsLike FiM wasHave the different factions be different IPsNerd types are old enough to be having children now, there's probably a market there.The 30 something guy that grew up with MTG would probably be totally into buying a Princess Twilight Sparkle army for his daughter to fight his son's Optimus Prime
>>13881440I'm gonna go with "what is anthro?"
>>13881460most literate earth ponies and pegasi are. it's how they write.dyewts
>>13881449Sure?I mean, if you can convince majority of players to do that then by all means.It'd be a bit awkward since that'd mess with my mindset, but it could be worked around. I find the chance of this happening unlikely, however.
>>13881460Look again, he's got an OM screen up.I wonder what sort of neat tables O&O has on the inside...
>>13881126Not dead enough to have an excuse not to draw
>>13881460Makes you wonder what his OC really looks like and not as a Poindexter insert.
>Dooks is ded
>>13881479Oh, I didn't see it.>>13881476Yeah I guess, though there's quite a difference from legible writing to great art.
>>13881440I'll take homosexuality for 200I know I can't get any physical pleasure from it and that it hurts more than anything (i've tried), but thinking about getting something to fill my butt with cum gets me rock hard
>>13881503You clearly haven't tried hard enough
>>13881488He's got fanart of her in that same panel, next to his char sheet. Right above Shiny's fucking boss crown royal bag. >>13881496Well, it is seen from the above, so yeah. Dunno if that drawing is great art, though. Cute, sure.
>>13881486I'm just saying it's unlikely. Most the people playing want to have cute stuff involving their favorite CMC, DT, or SS. You can still go ahead and go for it, I'm not stopping you.
LINESCOMIN' ALONG SMOOTHLY
>>13881512I know, but the whole her, in color.
>>13881512Compared to what Sweetie can draw-And I was referencing the picture next to his character sheet. I assume he drew that for some reason. Whoops.
>>13881517Thanks for reminding me that community isn't going to get another season because it got thrown down the dumpster in S4.
>Someone has 3" girth in hereHow does that even work
>you will never rub pony's tummy from the inside
>>13881510I tried pretty damn hard and all I got was mucosal prolapse, a well used enema bottle, some spare lube, and a bunch of dissatisfying orgasms
>Season 4 should end with a cliffhanger of Ponyville becoming too dangerous to live in, so everypony has to leave and find a new home. Twilight is the last one to leave, setting it all aflame, to ensure there is no reason to return.
What if jessy could fight?
>>13881533>you will never rub pony belly filled with this anon from the outside
>>13881514>TRIPLE UNICORN GLASSES COMBOwhoa nellyGotta confess I find it unlikely Twily's never pulled an all-nighter before, though, considering her neuroticism and obsession with not disappointing her teacher.>>13881526I wasn't saying he didn't draw it. I guess it IS kinda outstanding from the only other example of mouth-art the show's given us, I hadn't thought of that. Unless we got a shot of the horse drawn horse-drawn carriages?
Pony has learned all your ASMR triggers and made you a special recording for when you are having trouble sleeping, or just need to relax. She hopes you enjoy it.
>>13881530It's....thin? What?Not me, but I'm confused what you're confused about.
>>13881545>punch pone's stancethe fuck
>>13881554>implying i have anynice try pony
>>13881526Kids' drawings tend to be bad.
>tfw your favorite champion only has 2 skins
>>13881542Seems a little harsh don't you think?
>>13881470>>13881550I think this is more dat ass than anthro
>>13881513When are you coming back to the writefag chat?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oF0qODcAqMc#t=48sguyswe're getting close to pony vri can feel it
>>13881553She tries to do it all the time, but she's still really bad at it.
>>13881562I'm just comparing it to what I've seen, man. I know they're different ages and talent levels. I just don't have an average drawing level for his age bracket to go off of, and it would seem he's more talented at the art than his peers when it's not just a doodle for a character sheet.I mean, it's an assumption, but a reasonable one I would think.
>Luna will never be your dream girl
Do you think pony ever wonders if their parents are/were good in bed?
>>13881597>She will never dream rape you so hard that completely changes who you are and every tuesday you find yourself bent over getting railed by a drunk stallion
>>13881570...you do realize what anthro is, right?
>>13881581If you want me back, I guess whenever.I still feel like an awkward downer though.
>>13881570For me it extends beyond just butts.
>>13881559what about it?
>>13881620>corsets and bustiersmore pls
>Rainbow Dash in last place
>>13881569To be fair, the Mecha Six are the most adorable war machines ever!
>>13881614You worry too much.I'm way more awkward.
>>13881585That's adorableDid you go any further with that Discord visiting Applejack picture from last night?
>>13881640I bet I'm more awkward than both of you. I haven't said anything yet.
>>13881628I wish I had more.Have some tight short-shorts instead.
>>13881668Just get in touch with omni or something and have them add you.I'm sure everyone will be glad to see you again.
>>13881673Shorts are the unfiest
>>13881561Well, she tried. At least you have a binaural recording of her whispering things to you. It's the thought that counts after all, right?
>>13881673>that way the material digs into her inner thighs and groinisis there a fetish for this?because I think I have it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wE3fmFTtP9gNot long till we have killer robopones
Where IS everybody?
>>13881716It's 5:30pm ish on the west coast, might be eating or something.I dunno.
>>13881713Will we have super fighting robots to dispatch the killer robopones?
>>13881642No, sorry. I was kinda planning on leaving it as a sketch.
>>13881631I would have voted for her, but she was up against my pretty purple princess. Sorry Dash.
>>13881716It's friday night, everyones back in school/college and partying.
iron man is best avenger
>>13881713I want to ride that thing.
Oh hey that's right: Battlefield 4 open beta started today. If you guys want we can get some squad action going sometime or something.I gotta go download the thing first I guess.Also League of Legends World Finals are tonight in 2.5 hours.Even if you don't want to or like the games or what have you, I hope you have a nice night/weekend.
>>13881714The fuck is that? What kind of horrible anatomy is this?
>>13881714Kinda hot.Uncertain about the sopa/pipa things on her panties though, unless thats just indicative of internet censorship and all that.
>>13881766>downloading origin>playing EA shit>playing or watching ASSFAGGOT shit
>>13881780Did you draw that anon? It's horrible looking. Are you sure you want to keep drawing? Its never too late to pick up a new hobby
>>13881808>ABLOO BLOO BLOO
>>13880808I hope Season 4 has a Celestia episode!
>>13881826Rome 2 was a shitfaggot fucking disaster. Sega fucked another game up the ass with a wrech.
>>13881841BCS do you have an std?
>>13881808Don't be such a twat, he's trying to be nice.
>>13881716We're all watching the new episode!
>>13881766>Playing battlefield 4Why?No really, why?Come on.When you buy BF4 you tell publishers "yes it's okay to churn out sub-par copies".I don't really care about LoL or MOBA's in general but jesus fucking christ, you've played BF3 haven't you?Why would you play BF3.1? (Not even 3.5 because that would imply that they made half of what would be a sequel)>>13881856>using namespaces
>>13881841I hope Luna slaps Celestia around a bit in S4.
>>13881858What's so nice about viraling shit?
>>13881734You'll have four more rounds to vote for her, then.
>Average MLPG dick is 5.93"x4.53">Average length but a little thin
>>13881873He just wants to spend time with anons. And he even wished us a nice day. Leave em be.
>>13881880Dash will surely get votes from me, she's my second favorite.Hopeless Twifufag since S1.
>>13881856As I was just recently screened for everything in the hospital, I do not. That's always been a paranoia of mine.They also didn't give me my pnuemonia shot because they told me I have a very healthy and active immune system at the moment. At least that makes most of my worries right now financial ones/employment ones...
>>13881865because he liked bf3 and wanted moreit's a pretty simple situation really
>>13881865>Why?No really, why?Come on.Because I haven't played a shooter since Battlefield: Bad Company 2 or Modern Combat 2 (And I hated MC2)It brings back destroyable terrain, has vehicle combat, and I haven't played or purchased a shooter in at least a couple years.It looks fun, and the open beta doesn't cost anything other than time. Which I'm fine with. Dunno if I'll buy the game.
Why is Spike wet?
>>13881905That's good. So what are you plans for the future? Move out, stay at home, get a job, continue to try to make it online?
>>13881928His little back spines popped a leak in Rarity.
>>13881861>new korra episodeThanks for reminding me! Also I came here to say Kill La Kill rocks and Kyoukai is okay, has potential.
Palette Swap a shit
>>13881890>tfw above average
>>13881716they are hiding anonhiding from you
>>13881890Dunno why you care so much, not like you'll ever see it or I'll ever use it.
>>13881932Get a bus pass, go to doctor's appointment, get a job, eventually go back to college hopefully SCAD in Georgia.
>>13881928I've seen this picture a couple times and this is the first I've noticed how ripped Spike isNo wonder Rarity is acting like that
>>13881921I hate planetside 2 with every fiber of being and it's an absolute travesty if you're planetside 1 fan and I'm going to tell you that it'd be a better endeavor to spend money on PS2 weapons than to spending money who's only noticeable additions are>Pseudo-player control events>And a completely watered down and unappealing commander mode>>13881905Celestia doesn't like that little frowny face on the front of her muzzle
>>13881928sparity a shit
>>13881966But AnonIf you lived near me I certainly would
>>13881970Hope it works out for you.
>>13881938BCS how does it feel being from one of the most popoluar poeple around to the most hated ross tiered peice of trash? Have you contemplated suicide?
>>13881978Again, dunno if I'm going to even buy it. That's why I'm trying the beta first.And I guess I dicked around in PS2 a little, but I found it far too pay to win at the time. Still is, from what I hear.Also PS2 wasn't optimized for dick.I digress.
>>13882003She's still reeling in the dough from the furfags for that Midna flash she made with Zone.I doubt she'd actually contemplate about that.
>>13881983fuck you, they're adorable together.captcha unrelated
>>13882015I don't think. Everyone and their mother pirates zones flashes. She's broke as fuck as far as I can tell from her tumblr rants.
>>13882036I know I do!
Come with me if you want to live
>>13882050I don't get how hentaikey makes money. It seems like subscription services are dead. Why doesn't zone make his site open to the public with ads?
>>13881818the only thing I'm picking up is my dick when your dad's in the room
>>13882063Because he hates money
>>13881928>mfw i made that edit and someone saved it and people like it/comment on it
>>13882054"In my apartment""I need a room mate"
>>13882003I was never popular, I was always reviled because I didn't follow the regular opinion or the hivemind and I would call people on their bullshit regularly, about as much as being called on my own.Fans are fickle and they will turn on you the moment they think you aren't giving them what they want, in this case, when my interest in MLP started noticeably waning and I started doing more original artwork instead and working on my own pitches. Any "fan" of mine that isn't happy that I'm working on my own stuff is no fan that I want to have.Don't believe for a single moment that I'm not still respected for my artistic talents and that I'm not still creating art—I'm just not posting it all online right now.I didn't pick them. They picked me and I want nothing to do with their herd mentality. Individually, a lot of the ones who value me are still my friends and we speak on a semi-regular basis.
pony is sad that you've been stuck in an emotional rut for an indeterminate amount of time and hopes you can find a reason to live and get out of it
>>13882071Or more likely, because he has a contract with Hentaikey and they'd sue him into the ground.Also possible: Hentaikey pays him to be part of their subscription service, so if he experiences a lull in creativity and doesn't put anything out for a while, he can still make enough to live.
>>13882089Please? I don't like living alone. A-and, I need help with rent. Bits are kind of short these days.
>>13882109Pony should give up on me.I did.
>>13882109pony just got onto a ride that isn't likely to end
>>13882099Bcs the problem is you responded to the trolls and actively fought back. This never works. NEVER. And then you started posting random crap on here too while you were under attack elsewhere and this amplified your hate. You make some neat art but you need to really be more professional about shit like this.
>>13881983Still canon, whether you like it or not.Also: Celestia is sweating. Why?
>>13882109tfw the only thing I have going for myself is autismbux
>>13882122Hope you have fun with the canon worst room mate
Hardmode: Which episode contained the word "Gungho"?
>>13882109Does pony have money?
>>13882063Because zone is jewish. Zone really is.
>>13882156Unfortunately, their monopoly money isn't any good here.
>>13882069Dont get so butthurt because your art sucks. Nothing wrong quitting and doing something else.
>>13882145Me too. Unfortunately. And the galaxy of pharmaceuticals I'm prescribed don't really work anymore.Where's the bleach?
>>13882109>hopes you can find a reason to liveI want motivation to kill myselfPone only wants to prolong my suffering
>>13882125Fuck off rose bitch.
pone is very kissybut only in the extreme background
>>13882156>twilight sparklegets money from celestia, now also princess so like tax money>applejackfarm money>rainbow dashwealthy parents, also works as weather mare>fluttershyeither gov grant for animals or/and writes sexy novels>pinkie pieworks as a baker>raritydresses
>>13882133>me >professionalThat implies at any point in time that I cared. For the most point, I'm a numb emotionless husk and very few things still matter to me. I stopped caring about myself back in February 2013 and everything past that is just more and more bad luck.I'm glad I took a stand for what I believed in, spoke my mind, and decided to take a different direction with my life than just drawing clop art for people and being bullied around in a relationship with Gami that wasn't really working out for either of us this year. He's still my friend and a good person, but it was a dead end and I'm glad I moved on even if my new circumstances aren't much better.
>>13882198>Caramel cheating on his girlfriend with Carrot TopScandalous!
I kissed a cute boy today, MLPG
>>13882188>Where's the bleach?Readily available from most large chains of stores
>>13882198OH SHIT NIGGAH THERE GOES ALL THOSE HEADCANNONS
>>13882208In the same episode no less!Maybe he was sick of being called gay and went on a mare smooching rampage
>>13882202>a bakerDo you think Pinkie Pie could live independently? Do you think sometimes the Cake twins crying makes her a bit mad and she wishes she could move out?She's definitely paying rent to the Cakes in the form of bits or probably on a commission basis but I don't remember the show or the comics ever going into detail about her living arrangement.
>>13882233>>13882230>Implying they aren't just faghags
Braeburn Quest tonight?
>>13881673>supposed to be an anthro pony>just looks like a gray instead
>>13882202Also  on Dash having wealthy parents, unless her cloud palace is enough indication.
>>13882247I've posted this before, but my headcanon is that Pinkie's an apprentice baker to the Cakes.She's getting experience, room and board, and probably some kind of spending money.
>>13882279she also help coordinate catering, and her parties promote the store
>>13882261if grays looked like that, I'd totally fuck them
>>13882272shit clouds are free and the sky is practically infiniteany pegasus can have a cloud palace, dash is just a showy bitch and goes through the effort to have one and keep it from floating away in pieces every time the wind blows
>>13882228Heh. GG can't fool me, I know that's not the real way to Equestria.I'm going the helium and/or heroin route.
>>13882233>>13882233>Mare smooching rampageThat sounds like a fun rampage.
>>13882279>>13882289That makes a lot of sense, so basically she's in a paid internship and do a lot of sales for them.
Pony secret is that she likes early to mid 90s electronic music
In Equestria couples capable of breeding are looked down upon
>>13882299I wish I had a cute pony to smooch tonight. Instead, my art PC has been commandeered by the little sister for Minecraft to ...apparently breed dogs, put weird Creeper heads on the walls in some sort of weird cult sacrificial shrine-looking thing, and maybe Umbreons.More specifically, there's no room at that desk for my tablet so it's no loss anyway.Minecraft looks like a blast when other people play it but when I play it, I'm bored. Am I finally too old for video games?
>>13882299cosmo pls draw
>>13882328Why is that, Fluttershy? Population control? Are you a member of ZPG?
>>13882328That would explain why it was scandalous when the Cake twins were throwing a tantrum at the store.
So what is MLPG up to, these days?
>>13882364Hating everything and everyone.
>>13882368I don't hate anyoneExcept myself.
>>13882337mineycrafta probably just isn't for you
>>13882299You bet it is
>>>>13882053What the shit.......
>>13882293How about blues
>>13882385I hope the new Pokemon X and Y lives up to the hype.
>>13882345Equestria wants to maintain a high standard of living for all its inhabitantsUncontrolled population growth would be counter to those goals
>>13882402Blues you say?
>>13882417are we blues nowI blame you for this folder, saucer. And I blame you for this folder not being big enough.
Favorite song of each season and why you like it.Go.
>>13882410Do citizens have to apply for a breeding license? Have they entertained the idea of a forced sterilization program?
>>13882410This is totally counter to what we see in the actual showPonies are happy to grow and expand, even to the point of settling new towns, and they don't look down on couples at all
>>13882410Celestia, you can't just tell everypony not to fuck, that's not going to work and you know it isn't.You have to provide sex education and proper methods of birth control first and then a viral propaganda campaign that heterosexuality is icky and homosexual relationships are safer and more stable.
>>13882444Pinkie Pie, Smile Smile Smile because1) I like to sing it2) It makes me feel good inside3) It is legitimately a very very good song
>>13882444The only song I actually liked was Winter Wrap up.and that's because winter is best season fuck you
>>13882341//derpy.me/iisylI'll do ya one better and stream. Come in and I'll do some draw requests.
>>13882444Winter Wrap up because the leak of that episode is when I first started watching.This day aria from second season because villain songs.Were there songs in third season?
I'm a big pony now
>>13882486>song about beginning spring>best because winter is the best
9:27 PM time of beb
>>13882068I love this. Thank you for posting it.
>>13882368I just hate the popularfags
>>13882440I am sorry anonok no I am not, hes awesome
>>13882512glad to hear it
BraeburnQuest resumes in about an hour, slight delay.
I drew a thing.
>>13882506Is she drowning? Is Apple Bloom going to save her?
>>13882507IT'S THE ONLY SONG WITH WINTER IN IT.Hopefully another one this season.>tfw we'll never get a winter episode done in felt
>>13882521I wouldn't forgive you even if you wereI wish there were some more drawings of him wearing clothes, though
>>13882523that gun is so dumb
>>13882534>saving your arch enemy
>>13882444S1: Winter Wrap-Up. Always reminds me of the magic of pone when it was still "new" Been on the ride since Ticket MasterS2: Smile^3. Great song, with much hype from the "leak". Also reminds me of SMILe posting "COME ON EVERYPONI, SMILE SMILE SMILE!" with an accompanying gif every thread.S3: True True Friend. I like that each pone gets to sing a verse, and it just makes me smile when I hear it.
>>13882540Why would you want something so terrible anonHe wears a bandana thing some times, isn't that enough?
>>13882528needs more apples
>>13882444Pony pokeyit's fucking catchy, and it's neat how every verse applies to a pony of the 6.
>>13882575Tiara gargling cum
>>13882551>not taking the moral high ground
>>13882576you deserved thatBandana's pretty good, yeahVest's even better, though
>>13882598It's over, Anakin!
>>13882551>not sparing her life so you can torture her again>not forcing her to watch you as you nurse her back to health, teasing her about how you're going an inch deeper next time
>>13882606>tfw no qt Alderanian princess to cuddle
>>13882626>inch deeperI'm going to turn this into filly rape and you can't stop me
>>13882646>letting your neck and head hunch
>>13882653Oh man, I would totally blow up her home world if you get my drift.
>>13882653Needs more luna in jaba's slave outfit
>>13882444At the Gala - Great pay off for the season really. And Dash had the best part.Smile Smile Smile - It's happy. That's really the only reason to like it. It can pretty much lighten up y mood in an instant. And it's the only thing from the show that actually made me feel enough to let some tears out.And I have a soft spot for BBBFF.I haven't actually seen any S3 episode in ages, so I don't really have anything to say here other than fuck the person who mixed up AB and Sweetie in BABS SEED BABS SEED
>>13882703I'd fire when ready, if you know what I mean.
I've seen this scene dozens of times and I never noticed how many ponies were here. I only saw counted the ones at the top of the hill.
>>13882716>tfw no Sasha Grey cosplay porn with her as Slave Leia
>>13882528Now ink it.
>flyingsaucer will never stop having a secret crush on blues
>>13882759i hate Scootaloo
Pony thinks you should get off your ass and go for a runPony can't even seen any of your abdominal musclesPony thinks abs are sexy
>>13882726>bonbon is friends with uglypone and bluepone
>implying luna isn't sith as fuck
>>13882528It's okay, but a little too human in pose
>>13882575>tiara gargling cumI hate not being able to fap for weeks... I can edge with my Hitachi but I never cum. Ugh.And now someone will fap to that because that is their fetish.
You know that main 6 group laugh that plays at the end of damn near every episode? Do you think they'll ever record a new one?
>>13882804>Not finding a cute stud to fuck you to completionpleb
>>13882724>thousands>diamondsKidding aside, I agree. Dash has a great singing voice, in my opinion.
>>13882636Isn't that illegal in Equestria?
>>13882846Not in CanaQuestria buddy!
>>13882804I've been noticing that guy for a while, it makes me almost feel bad for meghan
>>13882776hey he is an adorable pone and one of my favorites he needs more attention
>>13882840To bad she doesn't use it.And Pinkie has the best singing voiceI prefer it to her regular talking voice.
fizzle's glistening dragoncock
>>13882855But show writers by law aren't allowed outside ideas because it can cause disputes in terms of stolen work and whatnot. It's why the offical show staff dont comment on parody animations/music/etc
>>13882834Where would I find a magical talking stallion in Florida?
i-is it wrong if i enjoy becoming popular?i know it's "eg" tier, but i really like it.
>>13882893Oh yeah I know that, I just cant believe that he keeps at it so persistantly
>>13882893Dude daniel ingram used to comment on brony song remixes all the time.
>>13882898>other general people also stuck in Floridayou have my sympathy
>>13882853>canadian twilight sparkleI have never heard Tiarawhy say "<anything>, eh?" with a Canadian accent and now I'm tempted to bribe him until he does.The trouble with voiceacting things is that I don't particularly want to wrestle with Flash CS5 to lipsync things. Does anyone have a link to a puppet with the mouth positions ready so I don't have to make it from scratch?
>>13882869I agree 100% Anon.Dash should sing more. And Song Smile needs to sing more too, she's been slipping lately. Hopefully S4 makes up for that.
You have 10 seconds to spell the owl's name correctly.
>>13882935At least AJ is getting some love.Someone post the S4 song.
>>13882929We live in the penis of the United States, we get hurricanes, Disney owns everything, it's flat and boring here, it's full of old people and rednecks and hicks, and there are no local comic shops where I live.Very definition of Hell.
>>13882958"That fucking owl"
>>13882958Shit, I won.
>>13882958Why is the line on his head broken? My autism is going off.
>>13882911It's not wrong. Enjoy what you like, and don't apologize for it.
Praisin' ain't easy, MLPG, and pony must sleep.What has your pony done for the sun today?
>we will never hear Sweetie sing again
>>13882958Owlolicious definition make the boys go loco>tfw still use Gwen Stefani to help spell banana
>>13883000>we will never hear sweetie voicecrack again
>>13882999>Celestia will never have a real episode in Season 4
pony ate all the chorizo
>>13883036Pony will have cagadera now.
>>13883000>mfw Michelle Creber accidentally uses her regular voice in an Applebloom song
>>13883025Fuck.That one hurts me more than I though.
>>13883036pony is not going to get any churros or flan tonight
>>13883033>Celestia will never have a real episode>Ever
>>13882967Do you live near Jacksonville?
pony's got ruby lipspony's got shapely hips
>>13883086Are you sure you aren't talking about Tom
>>13883086pony should have hipsit'd be unhealthy not to
>>13883033you shut your whore mouth
>>13883070Winter Haven is about 3 hours from Jacksonville, if I remember right. If I had money, which I don't, I would love to go to Busch Gardens to ride roller coasters or go to Sea World.
>>13883076D-don't cry Sweetie! Please?
>>13881271Fuck you and fuck your marker.> ctr+f dick> 4 resultsstep it up guys>>13881890> tfw six around
Apparently the library is named "Golden Oak Library". Huh.
is bcs off her meds again?
>>13883076>ponimouti being painfully cuteno sweetiestop
>>13883170And now it's Princess Twilight Sparkle's castle.
>>13883170"books and branches" also shows up in some of the media too
>>13883170Huh. That's cool.
>>13883177>not filtering BCS
>>13883086yes she does
>>13883221>not filtering Anonymous
>>13883231damn thats a wide one.
Pony wants you to watch them suck their own dick
>>13883199as well as "Golden Eagle Library"
>>13883262Anon wants you to TALK ABOUT THE SHOW
>>13883262Well ok ponybut you are much larger than a human down there and have a shorter torso so this isn't as impressive as it normally would be
>>13883135i'd like that
What do you guys think?
>>13883248she's got the goods
>>13883325id hit it
What if you had a little Panka of your own?
I'm going to live inside pony
stop ogling dorpa you pervsshe is the most pure pone maiden
>>13883344I'd teach her how no to slap me with her futa dick
>>13883231>>13883330you know she's a retard rightno amount of fanon and headcanon will change the fact that she's brain damaged and a menace to ponyville
>>13883344>grrrr this looks fun but it really isn't
>>13883351Derpy does not want to be pedestaledShe is not for Madonna/Whore
>>13883351pff. yeah right.she loves to do fun lewd things.
>>13883358retards can't breed so you don't have to worry about making downs syndrome satyrs
>>13883366>forgetting the natural sockssomeone would've said it
>>13883325KILL IT WITH FIRE
>>13883349Are you some kind of intestinal parasite?
>>13883375Dammit, that ass.I would do terrible, wonderful things to that ass. And that cute pony.
>>13883375I want to see Derpy's satyr kid.
>>13883375>satyrthanks for reminding me to filter iti always forget
If Twilight is Celestia's star student, what would be a good estimate of her yearly grant?
>>13883366Why does pony have different color for nose and horn?
>>13883400But that's not a satyr.
>>13883399>it turns out as smart as Twilight
>>13883285but I want to talk about ponydicks
>>13883421i meant the word dipshit
>>13883407She doesn't get one.She just has an expense account.
>>13883400>have I mentioned that I don't like thing today?
>>13883407That depends. How much is a bit worth in comparison to the American dollar?What's the wage of a Princess of the Crystal Empire plus being a librarian and teacher's pet to Celestia?
>>13883437oh man I fucking hate thing
>>13883433coolat least you're doing the right thing by filtering something you dont like instead of bitching about it whenever it gets posted
>>13883325The mental image of that rolling slowly down a runway is fucking hilarious
>>13883393>"What kinda terrible wonderful things?"
>>13883439>Princess of the Crystal Empireexcuse me
>>13883430>that drawingdid you even try
Derpy just ate a bean burrito and you're all out of gas-x
>>13883410Because it's Gaffer. From the comics.
>>13883449I hate thing too
>>13883472did rose draw that
>>13883461Caressing, massaging, squeezing, pinching, slapping, biting, motorboating, and loving. Lots and lots of loving.
>>13883460>literally rolling end over end>gets to the end>falls in to the sea
>>13883430me toothen we get hot and botheredthen talka bout human dicksthen comparethen fap in tinychat orgyIs it gay if two ponies fap together
>>13883472Hmm, I do not remember this pony. Link to Wikia entry or which comic I would find him in?
>>13883410because pony is extra cute
>>13883478Rose likes gay men
>>13883461Reminder that this is how Derpy actually sounds likehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UT2pFKagsu0
>>13883480>"That doesn't sound terrible! That sounds fun!"
>>13883493>>13883495He's in the Shining Armor micro comics. They're on Yayponies.
>>13883493comic #11 is on yayponies in the books section
>>13883495Brae should draw 2 of them doing the things.
>>13883502R U OK RAINBOO DASH!?
Hey, it works!
>>13883463Well than what is Twilight Sparkle princess of then?http://mlpforums.com/topic/37744-twilight-sparkle-alicornprincess-speculation-spoilers/
>>13883502I like that voiceIts fucking adorable
>>13883195Her part in Racist Barn
>>13883505Yes, but I fear my consistent nature to potentially abuse her delightful rump could grow terrible.It's just too pleasant for me to not enjoy. That grey mare would do me in.
>>13883495I like that we are seeing more ponies with variegated coats just like real horses.I wish the show had more spotted ponies...
>>13883544Yea but having spots = more shit to animate. Base skin is simple.
Lift me up o-ver this boOOx
>>13883533it sure is
Is the highest office or position in public life that a stallion can hope for "prince consort" or "celebrity"?BTW Blueblood is a nobody.
>>13883544maybe this guy will come back some day
>>13882893>But show writers by law aren't allowed outside ideas because it can cause disputes in terms of stolen work and whatnotWhat about that one 15 year old who wrote Discord's reform?
>tfw elosande is ded
>>13883560>I have an arm growing out of my chest!
>>13883569>implying that ever happened
>>13883547You guys ever have that feeling if you can't recall if you drew a picture or not? I have it with this one
>>13883562Blueblood is a prince. And Rarity wanted his dick because he was a prince. She a gold digger, Anon.
What if loli x celestia?
>>13883579Except he was credited in the fucking intro?
>>13883536>"But I like it when you play with my rump, Anon! How could it grow terrible?"
>>13883569That was a coinsidence
>>13883586>tfw slutpony is still best pony
>>13883560Look how happy she is. Woo-hoo!
>>13883590How many dicks are involved?
>>13883590loli would be ripped to piecesno loli can contain her girth
>>13883551Its also completely at odds with what the my little ponies have been since like, foreverMagical little ponies for the most part do not and have never had complex coat patterns as far as the franchise is concerned>>13883577She is awfully excited about it too!
>>13883495>Achieves his dream>Gets the girl>Completely forgets his old friends since Cadance doesn't want him hanging around with losers like them.
>>13883586She wanted his dick because he was big and burly and handsome and implied to have a huge penisat least thats why I wanted his dick
>>13883618I don't see it
>>13883530Princess of Magic.Friendship?Books?Purple?
>>13883577>Granny Smith has a prehensile ear
>>13883599But they credited him in the intro and then he bragged about it on twitter
>>13883590Good thing Tia is a bit of a paedophile then. She's just a very patient one. She knew from the start Twilight Sparkle was special but waited years to groom her until she was ready to ascend to royalty... of course that also includes an open invitation to her bedchambers...A spell to change our sweet Twily into a nubile humanform shape is of no consequence to the greatest white Princess of the Sun.
>>13883615I wonder how many times the jock got dump his load in cadence before they broke up.
>>13883617but there are lots of big and burly and handsome unicorns that certainly have huge penisesshe wanted him for his status and wealth as much as his monster dong
>>13883410wahat are you talking about? The nose and horn are the same color.
>>13883617Have you seen fancy pants?
>>13883617she wanted his dick because he's connected to other important peopleit's been made clear that rarity's number one goal in life is to be with the "in" crowd
>>13883617Were you even paying attention during Ticket Master?She wanted his dick because he could make her a queen.
>>13883495Shining doesn't look as bulky in the comics
>>13883624Twilight is the princess of marketing
>>13883635but nose and horn are different from his coathe also has those cute little 'socks'
>>13883642He's a lot younger thereThat was high schoolHis mane is also adorabler
>>13883594When her rump is completely sore, sticky, and reddened from my constant attention. That's when.
>>13883628>TwitterTwitter is for people who have time to waste and doesn't count for anything in life. You don't get points for tweets.It can occasionally provide a laugh though.
>>13883653i wasn't talking about his coat
>>13883634those stallions aren't as handsome or mane flowingalso no husbando tier voice> implying prine dick isn't monsterer
>>13883634Height is strongly correlated with attractiveness, intelligence, and money making potential. Because tall people have more sexual capital and inevitably reproduce with higher quality partners, thus increasing the inequality.
>>13883652Why so glum, my faithful loli?
>>13883649She is a very pretty princess of magic, and would be hurt by your jibes.
>>13883649I believe you are correct.
>>13883641Queen of taking that dick
>>13883657How often do people reach their physical peak after adulthood?
>>13883649I thought that was Cadence
>>13883676Taller men also prefer shorter women, so maintaining an average height and preventing the human race from evolving a height it wouldn't be able to maintain well without a modified skeletal and cardiovascular system.
>>13883660>"But it's a good pain!">"And you forgot 'full.'"
>>13883667So Tabitha was just wasting time when she told me I was "sweet"?;_;
>>13883698most of the time
>>13883679Cuz my dad is a psycho and dragged me here. He offically changed my name to rainbow dash and only calls me that.
>>13883630I bet she would be a philophile and possibly summon a colt to service her in that form
>>13883698Most people aren't fully developed in highschoolAnd he had the royal guard booklet thing, so its safe to assume he's had a lot of training since
>>13883720No, I also have four twitter accounts.SEND HELP
>>13883742Yikes.I have three. HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?
>>13883703All the ponies exist because of money and nepotism
>>13883735What's wrong with lesbians?
>>13883742I had like six reddit accountsI cashed them out for bitcoins and wiped them allthat was a good dayI made like fifty cents!
>>13883710>It's a good pain!Chaos, please.>FullPlease don't. My head is filled with enough perversion without thinking of that beautiful rump thrusting back into my crotch, pounding my dick into her ass with quick thuds that elicit sharp, curt moans from her as she picks up speed....Dammit.
Putting out a request to any and all drawfriends ITT.I would like to see a pony version Zephyrmon/Shutumon. Can you make it happen?
>>13883676>short>supposed to be intelligent according to psychometrics but it's completely useless, no capacity for original ideas and decent opinions>unattractive and plagued by mental illnessbeing white and shorter than 5'9" by so much as a half inch never works out.
>>13883762>silk road goes down>buttcoin prices drop
>>13883675I can't really continue this discussion with my current erectionI need to find some fanfiction about big ponies with huge dicksI miss clopsort
derp is ded
>tfw bcs ignores meoh well, you're crazy anyways!
>>13883753I don't know but Tweetdeck is really helpful. Also, I freely change the name of them whenever I get bored.Basically you can keep one for RP, one for whatever, one used to be tied to my Inkbunny, and the fourth was for the studio but as time went on, I just use whichever one I happen to remember the password for at the time.>tfw over 14,000 tweets...
>>13883766>"Sounds like someone wants to do some naughty things tonight~"
>>13883788You can't kill the derpShe is undercover and has lightning reflexesmostly by accident
>>13883788I want to to slap that butt
>>13883779>tfw 5'1" and foreveralone>no job prospects>living with mom>crazyCould be worse...
>>13883802Such a terrible pony
>>13883803And pop the bag, startling her even more than what shoving her into the water would do?You monster!
I want to read about ancient rome style royal pony debauchery>Valeria Messalina was the third wife of the emperor Claudius. She was notorious for being an absolute nymphomaniac. She married Claudius in A.D. 38 and bore him two children; Britannicus and Octavia, who were rumoured to have actually been fathered by Caligula as she was a frequent attendee to his many banquets and orgies...>Claudius became emperor in A.D. 41, after Caligula was finally murdered and Messalina, although now empress, did not supress her urges. In fact she became all the more adventurous and behind Claudius's back she had many affairs, many of them at the same time and in the same room. At night she would even dress up as a prostitute and incognito she would trade as a prostitute - such was her insatiable appetite for men. She once challenged the famous Roman prostitute, Scylla, to an all-night sex-athon, whereby the winner was the one who copulated with the most men. Messalina won. She copulated all night and although Scylla gave up at dawn, exhausted, Messalina continued zealously, all throughout the morning...
>>13883783Public masturbation is not illegal or frowned upon in equestriaBig, muscular stallions can often be found helping themselves next to each other on benches.It's not unusual to lend each other a helping hoof.
>>13883807>tfw im facing loosing my place>tfw i dont have any family to go back to if it doesnt work out in the next 2 months>tfw homeless soon possiblywoo....
>>13883759Oh, all right then. How about Celestia summoning a bunch of fillies to pleasure them?
>>13883810What a terrible thing to say anon
>>13883826this is asinine, celestia isn't a relic
two ugly ponies
>>13883825At least you have MLPG for as long as you have Internet! Misery loves company!
>>13883800You bet your wonderful ass
>>13883779>>13883807>>13883825Don't feel bad, the world needs short people.Those burgers will need frying until someone taller than you puts the finishing touches on the Frybot 4000, subhumans. Then the Frybot 4000 will need oiling.
>>13883840I will sock you right in the fucking gob
>implying this isn't the best Derpy ship
>>13883828the image of this makes me want to puke.
>>13883837>celestia>not a relicshe's over a thousand years old
>>13883840But you just posted 2 extremely cute and appealing ponies... and one has her butt up in the air invitingly... I bet she'd snap out of that daze if you spanked her!
>>13883858maybe if you're a fucking brony
>>13883850short people are also the best bottoms
one ugly pony and one pretty carrot pony
>>13883796Interesting. I'll check this tweetdeck thingy out.14k? W-o-w. That's a lot of tweetin'
>>13883850Drugs, weapons, and genetic engineering / treatments will make humans truly equal someday. After i'm dead, of course.
>>13883821>unicorns magic-jacking earth ponies because they know there's nothing earth ponies can do to stop them>"thank you sir may I have another"
>>13883843True>>13883850Eh i've been homeless before, just the work im doing now might be gone soon depending on the union stuff. No way in hell am i going back to frying burgers. I decided i'll just eat a bullet and end it all, it's just not worth it.
>>13883878Every authority in the world wants to prevent that because of the transitionary gattaca period>no designer babies pls!>people will feel left out!
>>13879909Don't forget to vote!Tell your brony friends, too ;)
>>13883858Why is the Doctor always shipped with Derpy? He should be off fucking the space princess Luna in his Tardis.
>>13883896no thanksall of those ponies have good reasons for being best pony
you said there would be questswhere's the quests, eggman?
>>13883891oh boy here we goride never ends
Pony just fucking littered.
>>13883921I must concur
we still dorpa?
>>13883923except for pinkie pie
>>13883937I will take that pony home to my bedroom. Fuck the police. Spike can pick up the trash since he's good at never standing up for himself ever. He is the most omega male.
>>13883895>Every authority in the world wants to prevent that because they're at the top of the pyramid and there's nowhere to go but downI've always felt like some kind of outside oberver of the human race. The seemingly universal human need to crush and dominate lesser people is horrifying. It's why I look at every "empowerment" movement with suspicion. They just want to become the oppressor themselves.
>>13883946the FREAKS come out at night
>>13883870SHE BELONGS IN A MUSEUM
pony is looking through you
>>13883937You shoudn't talk about Spike like that.
>>13883953You come and say that to my face, you double nigger.
>>13883951Sure!>>13883963YOU BELONG IN A MUSEUM
>>13883921I prefer more than friends, but not an official coupleAnyone remember that old humanized Derpy/Carrot Top fic Pacce made? Something like that.
>>13883932http://imgur.com/nVwIJQUyou just missed braeburned quest. he finally turns into the princess he always wanted to be
>>13883963So do you.
>>13883951Yesa carrot is fine too
>>13883976the abyss, ectetera etcetera
>>13883961Actually, they have the support of people that would be left behind as "objectively less than". Everyone fears another nazi germany where the master race gets employment and all the help in the world while the rest becomes slave laborThis time with more than just the "slav" in "slave"
>>13883962Then get your freak on.
>>13883993FUCK, really? Dammit, I was waiting for the link and must have missed the time like a retard.Arrgh.
>>13883981Dear Princess Celestia,All the ponies have good reasons for being best pony, except Pinkie PieLove,Anonymous
>dinky/derpy/carrotThe carrot/script/dinky/amethyst family is canon, shitlords.
>>13883993there's gonna be another session tomorrow, right?
Well, LK, this is neat.http://imgur.com/a/PT0jq
>>13883880Spike is very popular among the stallions for his ability to dislocate his jaw.He likes to wear the apron.
>>13884044holy fuck that's great
>>13883989What I've noticed about officially dating is that it seems to formally involve finances/money and a lot of stress and that seems to spell the death for many relationships when the fun seeps out of it.Sometimes I think the best form of love isn't always true love or settling but finding someone you know will still kindle the flame even decades from now for you, the kind of person who writes to you frequently just to see how you're doing, who acts like family even though they're not related by blood.
>>13884033Derpy and Carrot adoption Dinky and Sparkler is cuter.
pony managed to lock the bathroom door from the outside
>>13884063tell us more about your interesting life
>>13884065you just have a boner for lesbians that you think is more important than the showbrony /)
>>13884044Oh man, that's cool
>>13884044>showing an evil character before they turned eviland now I'm sad
>>13883821>You're known throughout Ponyville for your skilled hands>Every time you sit on a bench in the park ponies sit next to you>Both mares and stallions>The stallions are obvious in what they want>The mares have to ask>You like forcing them to ask, especially the bashful ones
>>13884076Blog status: updated!Yeah because MLPG is doing such a great job talking about the show right now and not about horsedicks
>>13884108NEW HIPS WHEN
>tfw not dating a qt mare with a sweet little sister
>>13884079It's not like written script can't still be carrot's coltfriend or whatever.
>>13884090>Chronicle>evilit's like you've never had ambition before
>>13884115>>13884051>>13884033>>13883999>>13884065Looks like it!
Now that you have seen this post, you must now discuss what you think of Twilicorn becoming canon in the comics soon.
>>13884143I'm excitedI've never had a problem with Twilight Sparkle being a princess because I'm not stone-cold retarded
ugly pony and a grey pegasus
>>13884143I don't really careIt doesn't even create new opportunities for character development. She could have always taken on the responsibilities of a princess, or something similar, without growing wings. She's a fucking element of harmony.
>>13884137oh shut up
>>13884159>pegasus and gray unicorn
>>13884154fuck off hasdrone
>>13884154>if anyone doesn't like something they are retarded
>>13884115They do a good job gossiping about tripfags though.
>>13884159I would quote Churchill more often, but that's probably in the realm of Fedora now anyway.
>>13884176what is this
>>13884176Who shapeshifted Pinkie, WHO SHAPESHIFTED PINKIE?!
>>13884184sorrythat was more directed against people like >>13884177
>>13884202Maybe that guy doesn't like being called stone called retarded?
>>13884192Pinkie.In case you haven't noticed, she's tzeentch.
>>13884143could be cool. I'm interested in what the comic writers think about her and whether they're going to make a big deal about it or if she's just going to be Twilight with wings.
>>13884212Is tzeentch the chaos god of parties?
>>13884204>proof that weed killsI kekked.
>>13884212Don't you call my waifu an evil chaotic bird thing.
>>13884204>tfw people take your filenames
>>13884191>>13884192>not knowing about Pinkity before s3 finaleI thought everyone knew about best pony combo
>>13884110You get cornered by a group of mares and stallions, all dripping and leaking. You handle them two at a time, one mare and one stallion and have them simultaneously fellate you in return.
>>13884244>tfw people pretend to be you even though you're some nobody
>>13884233The god of parties? He's the greatest party planner the immaterium will ever see.
>>13884248Waiiit a second
>>13884253fuck off raridrone
>>13884248aww manI saw the op image and thought we were going to have a transformation thread
>>13884248Damn it, made me click it
>>13884248>turning into a ponythe very thought fills me with inarticulable terrorif i were to lose my humanity i'd at least want to keep the "upright biped with hands" thing
>>13884253Best interaction combo, but deceiving me into thinking Ponk was Rarity or vice versa is just wrong, sir.
>>13884256I can't identify with a fantasy in which I'm populartone it down a bit
>>13884289too badyou are now a pretty pony with pretty hooves and you walk prettily on all pretty fours
WHAT IS A PONY
>>13884289>the very thought fills me with inarticulable terrorI agree
>>13884289so you'd rather be a mutant than a cute pony?
>>13884289>Anon loses his humanity>Upright biped with hands>But no arms
>>13884289So you want to be a centaur? My nigga. Best of both worlds.If there was a centaur cartoon on TV right now, I would be all over that shit.
>>13884268>/v/ buzzwordsI'll have you know that best pone is yellowquiet actuallyShe's just best pony combo
>>13884306A DELIGHTFUL LITTLE PILE OF FRIENDSHIP
>>13884289You are now a satyr. And your father wants to put his dick in your horse butt.
Know what time it is?Its fuckin hat time.ip: 184.108.40.206:27015pass: bonbon
>>13884305fucktime to jump into a volcano>>13884309no shit. even being a satyr would be better.
>>13884311>hands with no arms
>>13884289>>13884248wrong kind of transformation
>>13884317>flutterfag detected>popularity poll won by Fluttershy because browniesget out
>>13884337Pinkie looks strangely cute like that
>>13884343get that dead horse out of here
>>13883993Woah woah woah woah, there's dicks in that quest?
>>13884330Is MLPG generally good at this game?
>>13884289But what fun is that anonIf you are going to go pony, go all in
>>13884344>unstable as fuck aspie telling me to leaveRight.
>>13884357Well, they are better than pub tier.
>>13884366>being unable to read maymay sarcasm on the Internet>implying I have AspergersBipolar. One of these days, you'll remember what my disability is. One of these days...
>>13884372In my headcanon satyrs have two vaginas, one for each of their parent species
>>13884384Who is Fluttershy?
>>13884394you're thinking of centaurs
>>13884384TwistLiterally demoted to a background character
>>13884359What, you mean, happily wearing pretty clothes all the time?
>>13884392you said you gave up ponies and the fandom foreverthis was yesterday
>>13884399thisNever was a more useless moeblob character on the show than her
>>13884374It's hard not to be better than pub tier
>>13884403Centaurs have no vaginas, only dicks and bigger dicks.
>>13884414I'm addicted to MLPG. This isn't pony, this is just a general chat of people who can't admit that we can't stop watching a show for little girls and we won't give up seeing how bad this trainwreck gets until they fucking cancel it.But they won't because brownies and their brownie children give Ha$bro a lot of bronybux.
>>13884311>with hands>but no armsBIZARRO>>13884410No anon that is most certainly not what I mean
Robopones soon, fellow neckbeardshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wE3fmFTtP9g
>>13884454Oh, so you don't want to be a pony after all.
>>13884431Centaurs have a gaping, winking horse vagina, a massive, rock hard stallion cock, a cute little human vagina, and matching human penison the opposite halves of their body you'd expect
What if Applebloom can't get a cutie mark, because she's an artificially created pony?
>>13884357oh. i'll play more pub until i'm good enough for horse server
>>13884248>mfw timed it so that i blink at the same time as the gif
>>13884443hit the nail on the head though you forgot waifuis
>"Anon, Darling, please, put on some cologne for once in your deplorable human life"
>>13884324ded and hatsus
>>13884488You'll get better playing people from MLPG than pubbies.
>>13884497i dont like this new forced meme. go back to the donkey slave one.
>>13884497Shut the fuck up you insolent equine. You have no right to tell others which fragrances to don when your whole store smells like a goddamn stable.
>>13884497PONY JUST CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF MY NATURAL ODOR
fuck your conceptsI'm going to bed
>>13884511i don't plan to make myself look like a fool in front of you.in fact i'm not even sure if i will ever play on that server at all.
>>13884524Animals naturally love muskfemale horses for example will piss so males can smell them and let them know they're DTF.
>>13884515>not the futa mare cock slap one
>>13884459I will be perfectly happy a clothesless pone, thank you very much
>>13884536I'm being serious. You'll pick up what to do and not what to do in TF2 if you just play with MLPG. We can even help you
>>13884497All you have to do is take a couple showersadd soap to your pits!And in nothing but a couple hoursyou'll have bitches on your dick!Hygiene!So clean and healthyHygiene!You won't be smellyHygieneHygiene Hygiene Hygiene!!
>>13884551>imageSomeone on /a/ is having fun right now.
>>13884551Someone on /u/ must be freaking out
>>13884541Are you saying if my waifu is peeing, they want to fuck at that moment?
>>13884549That is Hitomi Tanaka's body. I'd recognize it anywhere. Somebody traced over it
>>13884536It's a really chill place, there are players of all skill levels. When the server dies off, you can even spend a little bit of downtime messing around or practicing with the couple others who are still on.
>>13884582>>13883771this isn't the draw thread
>>13884575>>13884572>>13884551Well at least now that other board will be have some background pones to brighten their evening
>>13884591But artists come here and take requests quite often.
>>13884583Well, no, they piss anyway. What I'm saying is when they want you to know, they will.
>>13884586SHIT. I knew something was off about the entire thing. Thanks for helping me out there, bro.
>>13884596Yeah, they ask people for requests.
>>13884602>join game>pubstomp as sollyso fun
>>13884602Man that pony is a slut
What if robot ponies?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wE3fmFTtP9g&feature=player_embedded
>>13884602I'd probably crush you bruv.
feels good being a ponkafaghttp://terraria.wikia.com/wiki/Party_Girl
>>13884624don't talk shit about my waifu anon, that is impolite
>>13884597Makes about as much sense as human women getting huge swollen red asses whenever they're fertile
>>13884566i used to be fairly proficient at TFC and "old" TF2, but still need some more time to get used again. i haven't played any vidya in over 3 years.i'll come to the server once i'm back to being able to consistently airshot people again.as demomanand my aim with hitscan weapons is shit for some reason. some time ago i played sniper on a pub server and had a 2/10 kd ratio, i switched to the huntsman and got six headshots without missing a single arrow. something's afoot here.>>13884589not now
>>13884638But that's my waifu.
>>13884638>>13884659but we have a romantic date this weekendI think she's about to propose to me
We the magic of science now?WHO'S READY FOR THE CURE FOR CANCER?http://singularityhub.com/2013/10/04/pill-sized-implant-enters-clinical-trials-as-vaccine-against-deadly-cancer/
>>13884625wowsuch fastvery stealthmuch ponyamaze
would you suck the pus out of rarity's pimples?
>>13884691>>13884691BRAEBURNQUEST FINALLY RETURNS AGAIN>>13884691>>13884691
>>13884680>pone society has reversed gender rolesThis has always been and always will be an entertaining concept.
>>13884641Oh if you can airshot, then you can play against MLPG easily. MLPG is better than a pub but we suck terribly against people who know how to actually play
>>13884659>>13884680Poor anons, its ok. We all know Rose is the best pone so it is only natural that you would be drawn to her. My waifu is awesome like that
>>13884551You can't be a clothesless pony, FlyingSaucer. Not like that.You've failed the test.You will never be a pretty pony.
>>13884586can you link the original
>>13884706>pone society has no gender roles outside of biological strength reserving some jobs for males>even then that's subverted>it's tumblr heaven, as such, pone has no need for tumblr
>>13884710Woah woah woah, when was she being your waifu? She is the waifu of the people. Her red mane signifies her loyalty to country and countrymen like a true communist pony.
>>13884727I like to think they have their own kind of "tumblr-love/hate equality thing" for their own culture.
>>13884686ONE of the several types of cancer...
>>13884765One leads to all.
>>13884764>pony tumblr is filled with stallions who want to be oppressed more
Can't stop the hats, motherfucker.ip: 220.127.116.11:27015pass: bonbon
>Had dream fucking human Luna>Started Lecithin>Still lucid dreaming>feels so real..... Never felt this real in a dream before..>hold force myself to hold cum in, during dream>wake up with awkward feeling in dickFUUUKKKKKK MEEEE
>>13884778>mares demand that stallions be more assertive>cries for "rape culture" to be instituted are only growing more common