Congratulations, you burned down Twilight's libraryHow do you pay for it?old horse:>>13837002
TIARAWHY IS WORSE THAN HITLER
>>13842118I open up a kissing booth using this yellow pony. Somehow she gets impregnated during this occurance. At least the library is paid off.
>>13842118Some of those books are irreplaceable, either first editions or rare ones of a provenances you can't reclaim. That's not even accounting for books that were never published but only collected, like letters in correspondence or personal journals by Twilight and those before her.The best you can do is be her second assistant collecting what she remembers from the rolls, picking through the index cards and praying the Royal Sciences had it under insurance for some of it at least.There's just no way you can 'pay' without entering some structured settlement for the next 20 years. The best you can do is ameliorate it.
Derpy is a very ugly pony
>>13842118How did I possibly burn down her library?I thought it was a public library, since when is it her's?
>>138421531) How is this related2) >says Derpy's uglyShe's adorable. Wtf you talking about.
>>13842141But pony can't get pregant that way.
>>13842157well she does sorta live there...
Flitter's creampie fetish
>>13842165You call that a penis?
>you will never snuggle a giant swamp monster
>>13842171>dragons can get ponies pregnant by being aroused and secreting sperm through their pores in their skinThis is my headcanon and you cant stop me
>>13842187Cloudchaser's deepthroating fetish
>>13842171They didn't say she got pregnant from kissing alone, Cosmo. "SOMEHOW" "DURING THIS OCCURRENCE", though ...
>>13842197...I won't stop you>>13842208Holy shitmoly. Fluttershy sure is a fine kisser.
>>13842187>>13842204> You need to use the stack and some weird shit from Zecora's just to keep up with those two.> It doesn't help that somehow your new diet in Equestria has made your issue super-sweet and creamy, driving them both nuts for it.> They've placed a moratorium on date-night funds in favor of pineapple juice and your monthly stack funds. It's always a "night in," though a far cry from "a quiet night in."
>>13842171>>13842208>fluttershy goes to take a brake>a passing horse from sadlearabia sees her>gets up close, notices shes not wearing a burka>gets on top of her, mounts her and pumps away since shes obviously a whorse>fluttershy just lays there and take it since she doesn't want to be disrespectful
geez...where IS everyone?
>>13842221what do you mean?
>>13842220> white woman goes super-tumblr and checks her privelegeBest joke of 2011, mate, would upvote.
>>13842221fapping to diamond dogs
>>13842176Then I will get her a new place to live.Why do I have to pay for an entire library though?
>>13842204Derpy's assplay fetish
>>13842221Feeling mopey instead of bonering
>>13842221I just finished playing LoL.
>>13842221drawing my oc
Odds of this joke being used in the show?I'm taking bets here.
What is the one show you would absolutely refuse to watch, even if it's favorite pony's favorite program?
>>13842246>hour long stuns>op as fuck magesno thanks
>>13842152>Twilight is hysterical.>You assure her that it's not the end of the world.>Everything can be replaced.>She hits you, sending you sprawling on the ground. Damn, she can pack a punch.>"Everything can be replaced? Anon, when I moved into thi-THAT library, I- it was my home. I loved it, I protected it, I even convinced my mother it was a place to protect her raw copies of 'Daring Doo.'">"You destroyed it all. And you hardly even had to try... My home, everything I love, and my own mothers trust, gone."
>>13842259>op as fuck magesonly in the early game>hour long stunswats a bkb?
>>13842250$50 on NOT being used
>>13842219unf...>that blissful look on Flitter's face as you pulse against her snug insides and unload rope after rope of thick, creamy cum hilt-deep inside her
>>13842252The Heart, She HollerBeyblade shitBakugan shitAnnoying Orangemost garbage on animal planet
>>13842247It's shit.Nah i'm just kidding.But seriously work on your god damn proportions, your pony faces/bodies are still seriously misshapen.
>>13842260She can just use magic to unburn it.
>>13842250that's a cute smile in the first 2 panels
What's your favorite 4 cartoons of the last decade?Mine are the Boondocks, Harvey Birdman, JLU, and Adventure Time.
Ponk sure likes to ride AJ
>>13842279Magic has a structure.Heat can destroy that structure.>But Anon!This is why a fireball explodes.
>>13842247>>13842278not him, but also generally the mane tends to grow out of the back of the head/neck, not just the top of the head
>>13842265>only in the early gameThey're op all the way into the game.>who is invoker>having more spells than the rest of the roster combined isn't ridiculous guise>wats a bkb?Exactly, what is it?
>>13842250Holy shit Twilight has the same birthday as me.
>>13842279Certain magic books are probably designed specifically so they can't be copied in whole or part, making it difficult or impossible to stitch back together with magic.More to the point it's going to take enormous power to unscramble the information, let alone pull the constituent atoms back together in the right order for a given book even burned in lab conditions.Her only real hope is probably a Time-Skip spell back far enough to keep your dumb fudge-finger hands from tipping over that oil lamp.
>that feel when the smallest things can ruin pony's day
>>13842290Aj's the only one that can hold the sheer weight that is pinkie's antimatter ass.
>>13842321>those tiny pelvis thrustsMY DICK CAN'T HANDLE IT
Team up with The Great and Powerful Trixie to start cooking meth.Since ponies don't seem to have anything stronger than apple fucking cider, this "magic glass" stuff catches on like wildfire. Way too well, and it gets clear really fast that the magic glass isn't anything like they've seen before. At the orders of the Princesses themselves, the Royal Guards start rounding up the glass distributors and execute the first ever Equestria-wide manhunt for us. Dead or alive.After dodging the guards long enough to make our profit (and with basically all of Equestria after our heads), Trixie and I change our names, flee to the Crystal Empire, and pray we're never found...But not before leaving Twilight with a note of apology for leaving so suddenly, and 11 million bits for the best colt-damned library she's ever laid her big beautiful eyes on.Make it worth it, Twi. Please make it worth this.
>>13842310>Certain magic books are probably designed specifically so they can't be copied in whole or part,Why would they do this?>Her only real hope is probably a Time-Skip spell back far enough to keep your dumb fudge-finger hands from tipping over that oil lamp.Why hasn't she already done this?
>>13842326>ponk is actually aware of her weight problem.I hope they have an episode in 04 that deals with her weight.
>>13842338You don't fuck with time spells, Anon.You have to let time play the role out and deal with the consequences.Playing with it only makes things far, far worse.
>>13842278>>13842296I try to go with the bean shape thing, but you mean like, the legs are too long and stuff? As for the mane and hair, what can I do about that in the future.
>>13842361What could possibly be worse than burning down a library?
Time of beb: Always
You have two choices MLPG.1. You can go to Equestria 3 times a year for a week at a time. Time passes normally between visits. Ponies will remember you.OR2. You are given a lifetime supply of these, and you can eat them as much as you want and not have any adverse health effects. They're zero calorie, zero everything. This only works for you.Which is it?
PANKA A SHIT
>>13842373>not chocolate teddy grahams and yogurtPonies
>>138423731.I always hated those things.
>>13842373I choose pony.
>>13842338There are spells difficult or dangerous enough it's unwise to let novices copy it. It's also true their media copyright scheme might be pretty drastic.As for why she hasn't done it yet, well, fortunately enough the relevant spell for splicing information back in time is probably in Canterlot. A human responsible for burning her life's work and home and lab can expect to be used as a battering ram into the Royal Library.
>>13842368>Letting Twilight deal with time related stuff.You loaded that revolver fully and just asked a pony to play Russian roulette.She will fix one problem, one that never needed to be fixed, and thus, tear that time line off the alpha.It is only now doomed to destroy itself.Her helping has only caused her entire universe to ffail, and she fucked up even more if she tore the alpha timeline off its track.She destroyed it all.
>>13842386Hi witch dyke
>>13842384HITLER YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DEADSOMEONE CALL THE U.N.
>>138423731. And even more emphatically 1 if I can bring stuff back, since you're making this sound like just a normal trip.
>>13842368Burning down EVERY library.
>>13842390But the library is okay, right?
>>13842391Hello, Anon. Have some ponies.
>>13842400Yes...>>13842399Because this is happening.
Why is BF4 beta so fun?
>>13842405They still usin client side hit detection in an FPS?
What would it take for you to choose something other than Equestria, MLPG?You've already turned down your friends and family, riches, and endless junkfood. There's gotta be something you want more than ponies.
>>13842373whats a lifetime supply? i saw a guy win a lifetime supply of pizzas and all they gave him was a coupon book for 200 free pizzas. they were dated so he was only allowed to use 1 a month.
>>13842362Like your head to body sizes have these weird proportions that make your ponies bulky and mishapen or have huge necks when the character isn't meant to. Or your faces which seem to be stretched and have alien like heads and ear/eye sizes. They just don't work together smoothly and instead stand out.I made a small redline
>>13842403But if every library is being burned down wouldn't Twilight's library be burned down too?
>>13842412Ponies that insist on no-condoms, breeding-friendly sex.
>>13842408Both methods have problems, but I'd rather not get killed after running behind cover
>>13842416Instantly regenerating container full of them.you will die if you try to fix world hunger or someshit.
>>13842301BKB is an item that nullifies all magical dmg. Invoker isn't as good as you think he is. You are just shit at the game.
>>13842421Don't bother, he's drowning in cosmic or unavoidable horror.
>>13842423THAT'S STILL PONIES
>>13842426could i instantly fill the grand canyon or oceans with it?
>>13842433But they aren't show canon. They aren't THE ponies, they're waifus for my dick.
>>13842259TOP FUCKING LEL
>>13842439No, because you'd have to pour it out of the container.Let's say it's the container in the image.
>>13842442So just turn the container upside down and let them pour out infinitely.
>>13842440I never said show ponies, I said ponies.As in, no ponies at all. No anthro ponies, no humanized ponies. No show ponies. No loophole ponies.
>>13842197Someone post that cap of the No Glove No Love post
Reminder that Fluttershy and Pinkie are the perfect candidates to turn into Alicorns.All the others don't need it and Applejack has "muh family" issues
>>13842442can the bag be destroyed?
>>13842450loophole pony where?
Sh'b'duiWhat if you could only survive in the deep sea in Equestria
>>13842449Duh.You asked if you could do it instantly. Plus if a bunch of people start coming to eat that shit, you will die for trying to fix world hunger. And it will take a long time to fill the grand canyon or the ocean, man.>>13842455Yes, but only by your hand and it ruins the infiniteness. You'd just have a pile of cookies.
>>13842450Then I guess it really is ponies, final destination.
>>13842450What about horses?
>>13842475Sure, you can have a horse-related fantasy.It just can't have anything to do with the ponies. You can't just do the stuff you'd do with ponies but with horses. If you do that, a wizard will kill you.
>>13842483Can I be a wizard?
>>13842481What if it's just Fluttershy riding a huge scorpion?
>>13842483That wizard's a dick.
>>13842487Yes.no magic-ing ponies though, rival wizards will kill you.
>>13842466if i spent millions on a high powered vacuum to suck out the cookies at extreme speeds i wonder how long it would take to cover the earth
>>13842466>trying to solve world hunger>not just selling them with 0 production costs aside from packagingCapitalism ho!
>>13842496you are sued and killed by corporate wizards
>>13842490Can I convince the other wizards to magic pone?
>>13842502If you wanna be roasted by wizard lightning, I guess.The only way I see it happening is you can become the best wizard before trying to magic ponies, and then spend a long time killing all the other wizards.
>>13842511Yeah, that sounds fine.
>>13842517that includes the unicornsthey are wizards
>>13842407>>13842504> inflation> keep thinking of that story> keep wondering how it would feel to fuck a belly buttonI think I need to leave for a while
>>13842521What story, anon?
>>13842525The FemRover one that showed up recently
>wanting to go to Equestria>not Valhalla to fight endlessly and drink and eat and fuck
>Meghan hints that twilight friends will also reach alicornhoodfor what purposeand no, it wasn't a retarded joke by her for telling us that twilight won't outlive her friends
>>13842519But I don't want to have to kill pone.
>>13842530Ooh, can you link it?
>>13842539It's the only way to pony by being a wizard, anon.
>>13842531But I can do those things in Equestria.
>>13842542What if I use wizard powers to remove pone's horn? Then pone wouldn't have magic anymore.
>>13842543I guess if pie fights and grass sandwiches are your definition of fighting and eating.I'd want to hear Odin's laugh booming across the hall as I tear into a leg of mutton and then get cut the fuck up on the battlefield later.
>>13842521 you do know that LK said he had "experience" in that area, right? at least I think he did
>>13842538its already been proven many times meghan doesnt think that far ahead for the story.she was just giving the dumb bronies the answer they wanted to hear so they wont get upset without putting any thought into it>all ponies will life forever and never die
>>13842550That would work.I don't think the unicorns would be very happy though. You'd probably have to magic their memories of magic away or something.
>>13842564But they were going to kill me, I had to do it.I'm sure they'll understand.
p-pony wants to see your d-dd-dick
>>13842576pony stuttering is adorableeven moreso if they get flustered and have to take a break to find another word to use
>>13842576Pony needs to marry me first.
You will never be a stallion in a pretty apron
>>13842588Rub it in, why dont you
Do you like your pony achingly full or well drained?
Why is she so perfect /co/?
>>13842595I like my pony humanized
>>13842595Can I be the former and they the latter?
>>13842595Pony should be properly fed, why would you force them to eat or starve them
>>13842604As long as it used to be the other way around
pones are addicted to semenhuman sementhat's why celestia banished all humans in her sex dungeon
>>13842605I want to force Marker to eat pancakes.I used to joke about it, but now I want to shove them in her mouth like Fred did to Courage.
>>13842611How could the be addicted if all humans are banished?
>>13842556I can't help itI'm curious
>>13842633you're gonna tell us about it, right?
I JUST WANT TO FUCK PONES
>>13842646Sorry, Anon. Pone just isn't for sexual.
>>13842646But there are so much better things for sexual
>>13842649They are for sexual.
remember when the sonic fandom was good?i was thereremember when the pony fandom was good?i was there tooi will try to pass my story on to my grandkids but they will not believe it.
>>13842636tell you about what?
>>13842654is this fucking real?
>>13842655Oh, thought you were LK
Even if you ever did manage to confuse or hypnotise a woman into thinking you aren't a pathetic loser who isn't worth her time for long enough to sleep with her, you would not get anywhere close to satisfying her and she would hate you and leave you for it.
>>13842663pls stop anon you are projecting way too hard
I WANT TO SEXUALLY HARASS PONEGROPING HER BUTTBUMPING INTO HERJUST UNFING HER
>>13842663Is woman pony?
>>13842668Someone needs to tell me the truth, it might as well be me.
>>13842271>The way her eyes drift shut when you blow your load into her mouth and she eagerly swallows every last yummy drop.
>>13842636It's too personal and /soc/ for me. Sorry.
>>13842688You are delightful, Pinkie.
>>13842688Parties are supposed to be special occasions, Pinkie.They lose their meaning if you have one every day.Just like orgasms.
>>13842693GAME RUINED 4EVERI'M CANCELLING ALL MY PURCHASES
Pony thinks the US should stop trying to spread democracy till they figure out how to run a democracy themselves
MLPG helpi'm falling in love with this skeleton girl just as hard as i fell in love with Rarityhelp
>>13842706A... skeleton girl? Tell me more.
>>13842705Why does pony care?
>>13842705I agree, but it's not like any of them are listening to any of us.
>>13842711because pone is aroused for human dicks
>>13842679aww, but I want to hear about it~
>>13842710stay away, Deweyyou don't want none of this shit
>>13842705They aren't trying to spread democracy, they're trying to steal resources.Because they aren't smart enough to use solar.
>>13842715Pony is a slut.
>>13842719Holy cow is that a WoY game?
>>13842719Is she as much like Hanako as she looks?
>>13842719Anon you foolnever trust a skeleton
>>13842722Solar cells are made of plastics and other products which are derived from oil. Alternative energies aren't going to save us from the many, many other problems we'll encounter when we run out of fossils.
>>13842724Divinity: Dragon Commander>>13842726maybe? i never played your cripple games. she loves you very much but she'd dying from boneitis so you have to cure her. you do this by either turning her human, turning her vampire, or turning her into a golden robot-girl.
>>13842736So you can't keep her as a skeleton?
>>13842736Does she taste like bacon?You should play it, bro, it's awesome.Just don't go Emi's route because that's casual-mode.
>>13842743not really. unless you want her to DIE of her BONEITIS. and you don't want THAT, DO YOU?
>>13842745>no genitals>no fluids>no arousaleh.
>>13842731thats not true, i am good friends with a skeleton and he is a pretty cool guy.
2010 was 3 years ago
>>13842745if there is a penis version then i owe you 1 unf
>>13842767kids who were 9 in 2000 are either skeletons or 21 now
>>13842769Can't make it bigger than the original without fucking up the quality, sorry.
>>13842250>Twilight's birthday is March 3rdTwiley confirmed for Pisces
>>13842766Shut up, skeleton.You're all monsters.
>>13842781How do you possibly get march 3rd from that?
>>13842776I'm 21 now
>>13842781*March 12thmy bad
>>13842788That's December 3rd anon, the date Sweet and Elite aired.
>>13842767>all your friends went to college>have reals jobs and houses now>they are married and having kids>while you spent your life depressed in your room jacking off to anime
>>13842790anon plsThat doesn't make any senseWhy would anyone write dates M/D/Y?That's just silly.
>>13842793>not jacking off to pones
>>13842793kids are the end of your life, don't have them
Hmm, should I draw tonight Mlpg? I have to be up in 7 hours.
>>13842601>mfw Spike is now a ponyfart fetishist.
>>13842793They've got boring jobs they won't change in their lifetime, whereas I've already experienced several lifetimes worth of anime and manga and cartoons.
>>13842794Probably because that's the order they're usually spoken. You said march 3rd after all as opposed to saying the 3rd of march.
>>13842804a pony voring fluttershy
>>13842803i warned you bro
>>13842793Which also means that they are trapped in whatever state they managed to achieve by now. They have kids and wifes so they couldn't just move if they felt like it, they can't switch their job because other people depend on their income and also their free time is heavily limited.Don't always look just at the negative sides.
>Not having pones on your Pone TV
>>13842804draw a pone with a maregina
>>13842793If you had kids, a well-paying career, a wife, and a happy little life where you went to bed at 10 while hugging your wife, you'd spend your free time reminiscing about the time you spent in your room alone, and you'd miss it.Humans want what they can't have. They're never happy with what they've got.
>>13842808>as opposed to saying the 3rd of march.That's actually exactly what I am saying. Well, not in English, but still.
>>13842832Whatever, I agree that it's kinda dumb. But that's really the only reason I can think of why people would write dates that way.
>>13842834please draw tonight.I want to see what a drawing of tonight looks like.
>>13842829if only i was a horse then everything would be perfect
>>13842793>Go to college>Best friend goes to different college 1km away>Never see her>She's got a billion new friends and a nice boyfriend>I've got no friends>Suicidally depressedEveryone can't win, Anon
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3whhPFk-MIPremiere in 12 minutes!
>>13842850>1km awayYou could go see her by foot
>>13842829Yeah, having friends and a family would be awful.I'd much rather spend all my time posting on 4chan.
>>13842829I'd be happy if I was with my waifu.I'm a modest man.
>>13842855Finally. I'm so tired of Ash "stupid ass" Ketchum.
>>13842856She's got no time for meNot her fault though
>>13842859I didn't put friends in that list for a reason, jerkass.Everyone needs friends.
>>13842804can you draw rarity drinking a bottle of milk and spilling it all over herselfdont ask me why but i need this
>>13842869Internet friends are friends, right?
>>13842869Fuck you, friends are for losers.
>>13842869Nah, not everyone.
>>13842873If you value them, yes.>>13842875>>13842876Scientists have found that friends are one of three major factors that contribute to happiness. The other two are health and creativity.
>>13842873ya but nothin beats real friends who are also internet friends
>>13842872Sure Why does this sound vaguely arousing to me?>>13842873Yes. I love my friends, internet or otherwise.
>>13842881Well I guess I'll never be happy then.
>>13842888Fuck, you're right. One day I'll go live in the UK or USA and I'll meet all my frens.
>tfw you will never boop noses with your fictional horse girlfriend
>>13842897that's your choice, not science's
>Get on MLPG>Instantly reminded of my failingsT-thanks, MLPGI wanted to cry tonight
Every planet we reach is dead.
is anyone else getting a ton of captchas that are long numbers
>>13842910Don't get lost in heaven.
>>13842910I lost my leg, like I lost my way~>tfw there will never be another good Gorillaz album
>>13842922Yes it's kind of annoying but at the same time I fail them far less often.
>>13842902>tfw you will never fuck her ponegina as hard as you can
>>13842928Never say never, anon.
>>13842922I'm not going to waste a long-number-captcha to tell you.But, yes.
>>13842922Yes, and I'm also failing captchas far more often.Moot's trying to sell those passes.
>>13842922Refresh them 4 or 5 times.
>>13842928>tfI just want to have her moan and shiver and completely lose her mind underneath me.
>>13842922Yeah but I find them a lot easier to read than the regular ones.
>>13842969can you not
>>13842969at first glance i hated this but the deeper i think about it the more i like it
>>13842872When you say milk bottle you mean like a classic milk bottle right? You're not talking about a baby bottle right?
>>13842983ya the classic bottle
>>13842975NoI love it too much
>>13842991what is your headcanon for it? poison joke prank? discord trick? twily boob enhancement spell gone wrong?
>>13842991I really like it too.It's kinda weird though; I used to have nightmares about being maimed by giant mouths, so I terror fap to it.
>>13843003She has always been like thisIt's one of the reasons why she's so shy and insecureShe sees herself as a freakAnd the fact that they're extra sensitive just makes her feel more ashamed
>>13843003I've got a few>She's always had them>She got them with puberty and literally no-one but you has seen them>Twilight gave them to her on purpose one night. She acts ignorant and says they can't be fixed when Fluttershy asks her about them
>>13843003It's spelt 'poison joak'.
>>13843014Twilight is such a bastard
>>13843014>they keep making kissy noises and blowing raspberries under her bra>especially in quiet social situations
>>13843031>That's why Fluttershy has taken to stuffing a butt plug in each of them, held in by her bra>If you look close enough you can still see her breasts jiggling slightly under her sweater
>>13843014What if they eat all the time and that's why she's super busty? Kinda like Filia-Samson
>>13843044>>13843031>they start drooling profusely whenever she's aroused
>>13843048>>13843046>>13843044This needs to stop.
>MLPG is better at being /d/ than /d/I LOVE IT
>Kiss Fluttershy goodnight after wild, fetishy sex>She giggles and raises her tits>"My girls too, anon">They pucker up
>>13843031If they can blow raspberries, that means they can blow air... Supposing they have a fine enough control of the mouth cavity, they could potentially whisper.
what is wrong with you people
>>13843063I just want to make out with Fluttershy's tits, that's not so bad right?
>>13843063What isn't wrong with us?
Gloomy, please, get off meYou're heavy
>>13843059>They throw everything into frenching you>They're a hundred times more passionate and depraved than Fluttershy herself>You get lost in the kiss>Fluttershy moans in arousal, even after cumming just minutes before>Drops one hand down to the lonely breast>The other to her cunt>She realizes her fingers are covered in your cum now>She sticks them into the tit you aren't making out with>She grabs your dick with her free, spit covered hand>"One's got the taste of cum, Anon. We wouldn't want them to think we're playing favourites would we?"
>you will never a clingy Trixie
>>13843099>Fluttershy lowers her chest over your groin>She smiles at you and brushes a lock of hair behind her ear as her free tit licks your shaft all over before ravenously deepthroating it>It doesn't have a gag reflex, but it makes the noises for you and makes sure to drool all over>She pushes herself up and lets her perverted mouth swirl its long tongue around the head of your cock, licking up your dripping precum between its panting and gasping>Fluttershy blushes at its enthusiasm and lowers herself back down, moaning as you bottom out into her breast and make it "gag" noisily>it's the best blowjob you've ever had
>>13843178I want to grab that pony by the bottom.
>>13843178Draw crotchtits with mouthnipples
>>13843178Slightly better version
THE NIGHT OF THE WITCH DRAWS NIGH MY SONS
>>13843204Saine plsMy loveboner for you grows larger every day
>>13843122>>13843134Where is this shit from?
what would pony do if Lemmy suddenly appeared in Equestria
>>13842118Has anyone said cunnilingus yet?
>>13843227ponies don't have vaginasonly mouthnipples
>>13843195Nah, I don't really like mouthnipples and I dislike drawing crotchtits because I can't get them to come out pleasing. >>13843213I love you too anon. I'm curious what I've done for you in the past though.
>>13843233no, ponies have vaginas. cocks too.
>>13843236Nope, just mouthnipples.
http://i.imgur.com/cmR1vxu.jpgLeft or right?
>>13843234A few requests, but you're just so nice all the timeAnd I still want cuddles
>>13843234Not that anon, but I dig your taste in furry porn
>>13843247How would you know what Furry porn I like?
>>13843246B-but Anon, that's where their cutie marks are
>>13843250you were drunk once
>>13843241I'd fuck the space where they meet
>>13843253That is really selfish, Anon. How are they supposed to get pleasure from that?
www.tssznews.com/2013/10/02/sega-now-bankruptThe dream is dead ;-;
>>13843259I still have two hands perfectly capable of g-spot stimulation
>dob 12/03hey she's a pisces too...
>>13843267Are you sure they could keep pressing their butts together like that once their legs start shaking?
>>13843262http://www.tssznews.com/2013/10/02/no-more-pony-everhttp://www.tssznews.com/2013/10/02/you-will-never-fuck-a-mini-marehttp://www.tssznews.com/2013/10/02/heathcliff-motion-picture-confirmed-for-2014Man, this website is full of bad news.
>>13843273Good pointPerhaps it's best if they're up on a bed so they can't collapse, and it also makes it easy for me to make them squirt on my face
I need to work on my hindlegs. I always shape them funny or something.
Pony can go choke on a dick
>>13843279But what if one of them would enjoy being caressed in a gentle way while the other screams for you to go faster and harder? Do you think you could multitask like that?
>>13843277Since the other two were so obviously fake, I was afraid the last one was gonna be real.I was so relieved
>>13843289>implying you don't want to see the garbage ape
>>13843287I absolutely canI'm ambidextrous and I can pat my belly while rubbing my head
>>13843299I meant the other way around, but I can do both
>>13843299>I can pat my belly while rubbing my headI think it will need a bit more than that. Don't forget that they are well-nigh immortal and had a long time to experiment with each other. Your normal tricks won't work on them, you will have to come up with something new.
>>13843309I can also play 2 starcraft matches at onceI'm not in a lewd mood anon
>>13843317That's okay, I have to leave anyway.One day you'll have to show me the starcraft thing though
>>13843295DAMN IT GAFFERSTOP BEING SO CUTEThat's Saine's job
>>13843329What if saine is gaffer
>>13843333My heart would explodeProbably my boner, too.
You become an alicorn!+8" penis+1 vagina+2 breasts+80 femininity
Time of beb: Now
>>13843342What if you already have 2 breasts an a vagina? Does that mean you have an 8" penis, 2 vaginas, and 4 breasts?
>>13843338I hear from reliable sources that saine is indeed a pony.Its possible
>>13843353NopeYou get +16" penis and +80 masculinityIt's a pretty raw deal
>>13843355Can you be gay with Saine on skype or so?Because I'm almost 100% certain he's not pony.
>>13843365You can be gay with us on skype too if you want I guess.
>>13843342Can I drop the penis? I don't need two sets of genitals.
>>13843355I want to cuddle with him even more now.I didn't think that was possible.And I'm going to do it before you do
>>13843365Yeah okay I guess I ca->>13843370IS THAT A CHALLENGEOH ITS ON NOWI'm not gay though
>>13842719This game was surprisingly good.
THE WHEEL OF FATE IS TURNING
>>13843379Cuddling can never be gay.
Finger Snap 1,000,000 bits>>13842118
>>13843393What if it's naked and the big spoon gets aroused?
>>13843393But what if the balls touch
>>13843399>>13843400you two are really meant for eachother
>>13843399skin on skin contact is naturally arousing no matter the gendersAlso, I'm pretty sure you'd be the small spoon>>13843400That rule only applies to SEXUAL activities
So are we gonna get any more info about S4 at comiccon?
>>13843405What if Roogna is Friendzoned?
>>13843417shhhh dont say thatyou might wake up NBS
>>13843412Oh of course.I remember now, All of those nights of hetero-man-club Dick jenga taught me that
>>13843412I am kind of tiny I guess. Though when I cuddle I usually end up the big spoon somehow.
>>13843417that's even better for gay relations, really
>>13843399>Sleeping in one bed with friend>End up spooning in the middle of the night>I'm the big spoon>He puts his hand back and starts fondling my junk>He knew I was bi but I thought he was just straight and cool with it>Put my hand round to return the favour>He's rock hard>End up blowing each otherIt doesn't have to be the big spoon
>>13843420At least he'd make this place interesting
>>13843435more mouthnipple talk would also make this place interestingmy boner has been left high and dry
>>13843428I enjoy being either spoon, honestlyI'd let you choose, but most people I've cuddled with like being my little spoonAnd yes, I AM a cuddleslut I guess
>>13843438I have a lot of weird fetishes that are just outlandish and people probably dont get, but lipples fucking MYSTIFY me
>>13843434Fuck I love experimentation
You guys killed MT. We have no more drawfags left
I really love to cuddle too honestly. It's the best thing about being in a relationship. I prefer to face the person I cuddle though.
>>13843445I literally hadn't had a single sexual thought about them until Rei's pic. Now I can't get enough. I'm still kinda weirded out by it too, but I like lips and nipples so putting them together is pretty nice.
>>13843447AIDS and obesity killed MT
>>13843438Don't you just love that even though she's so bashful she's got a finger in one of her nipple mouths?It's almost as though it's second nature to herShe'd be browsing the internet, one hand on the mouse, the other up her blouse and in her nipple
>>13843450I can never really get into face to face cuddles ;-;
guys, where are the ponies?
>>13843459Dead. They went to waco.
FUCKWHY CAN'T SHE JUST DIE?
>>13843454Makes me think she really likes her extra mouths.Think she kisses them sometimes? Her tits are certainly big enough.
>>13843459Right here if you got a simple drawing request.
>>13843471how about Pinkie throwing a pie at ReiDuranif not, the Pinkie throwing a pie at someone
>>13843471I request Deathfire GraspAlso I'm going to bed, Goodnight everyone
>>13843459I'm writing about a human pone with mouths for nipplesThat's pone
>>13843475I'm coming with you.
>>13843480Phoenix is too far away anon.
>>13843475GoodnightI hope a cute boy cuddles you and gropes you in your sleep
>>13843483You don't know that, Saine.You also don't know how far I'm willing to go for a good cuddle
>>13843485>tfw no-one gay to cuddle youI'm so jelly of Anon
Good morning, MLPG!
>>13843485Fuck you, sleep sex is a huge fetish of mine and I have to fight not to do it because it's rape
>>13842654The sonic fandom was never goodAt least, the archie side.
>>13843485Can i have that too?
>>13843447But we still have GoatTrain
>>13843500IS THAT YOU CIIRCUIT-SAMA?
>>13842855>mfw Mega Charizard XFUCKING DRAGON/FIRE FINALLY
>>13843459Ded. Anon decided that he'd rather be the gay equivalent of a gamer girl>"Hey guis, did you know that men can like dicks too?">"Haha, don't hit on me silly guys"
>>13843508SureBut only if I do itI'm not cute, though. Just very masculine
>>13843530FUCK OFF ROOGNAGood nightFaggot<3
I wish cute boys let me sleep with themI'm not even gay
>>13843463Is that Ann Coulter's daughter?
>>13843517>tfw X gets all the good stuff
>>13843517>>13843557>actually liking edgyzardTop pleb.
>>13843565The only edgy thing about it are the weird shoulder spikes and at least it isn't still completely shit, unlike Ys version
>>13843565Enjoy your sneaky pebbles, bitch.
pokemon a shit
>>13843573Mega Y actually looks like a powered up Charizard, while Mega X looks like some DA kid's OC recolor.
I'm looking for artists to bring onto a project. Who here can do backgrounds and has knowledge in flash for the process of animation?
>>13843587>Who here can do backgroundsI know som->has knowledge in flash for the process of animation?I canI't help you
>>13843587no one here knows jack shitfuck off
>>13843583Y looks like Garchomp violated a female Charizard which then gave birth to a hybrid of both
You guys are boringI'm going to go play Unreal
>>13842131>this being first postMy sides are destroyed
Why aren't you drawing
>>13843626Too lazy.Also because I'm afraid I have forgotten how and don't wanna find out if its true.
>>13842808>being this AmericanI won't lie. I cringe every time I hear someone say "September eleventh" or "nine eleven."
>>13843626CrookedTrees and DarkNekogami ruined My Little Pony for me temporarily until I'm blinded by the bandwagon effect and start drawfagging again and/or am too tired to think of how stupid the general popufur/bronyism fandom is.
>>13843640Then why the fuck are you even here?Wait I know, we're the only ones who bother to even give you the attention you so desperately want.
>>13843629Go find out anon, you won't improve by doing nothing
Pony made you breakfast.
>>13843673is it an omelet or a pancake
>>13843669You better draw afterwards
>>13843648The same reason you're still here. Stockholm syndrome.Actually, I don't really care if people reply or not, I just play a Facebook game and listen to some music in another tab and read news article. I mostly just browse MLPG to see reactions when interesting info is leaked or the new comics.At least we got some spoilers for upcoming things like the Discord comics and Season 4. That's a start.
pony says you don't look a day over twelve thousand
>>13843681Schedule says to clean up my room first and then work out.Then i'll draw.
>>13843657>improving>caringNever be creative.
>>13843688I don't think "you too" is the correct response to that.
I want to bury my face in BCS's chest and motor boat her until the sun rises.
>>13843727But have you praised the sun?Also what is with Tumblr lately? I've tried on both ancient childhood PC, art PC and laptop but I'm not able to upload images. Is there a weirdness going on with that?
>>13843473>>13843475stop playing shit games you fucknugget
>>13843739>ASSFAGGOTS>at all>everRetards everywhere.
>>13843739>bashing leagueWow, what a terrible horse
>>13843695Never be creative!
>>13843750>mfw i said mobas sucked in mittsies FA and got blocked
>>13843760Playing mobas is one thing, actually thinking that they aren't shit is another
Time of beb 9:25am
>>13843769but i don't even play mobas
>>13843771boop next of kin
>>13843759Never be creative!>>13843760I don't even know what mobas are but some artists are really way too sensitive, self included.
>>13842611Even the male ponies?
>>13843778>on't even know what mobas are butASSFAGGOTS
>>13843778those games full of angry 12 year olds yelling at each other for not playing the EXACT same way each other wants
Pony said say that to pony's face not online and see what happens
>>13843587What kinda project?
>>13843792Pony short based on an original idea
>>13843792he's making a videogame, you limp noodle
What if you had a little Twily of your own?
>>13843797He's making a pony short, you limp noodle
>>13843789I just didPony blushed
>>13843802i'd beat her everytime she asked a question
What if bat pony was actually part dragon and not bat? It would explain the eyes, the wings, and make sense of Spike's attraction to Rarity. Just a thought I had.
>>13843789Pony's a bitch nigga anyways, so I took her wallet
>>13843796There isn't much to know about Flash if you animate frame by frame.
>>13843811Are you STILL trying to force this?
wait, don't you have an insurance? there, i'm offering you that old toshiba P4. and a dell nobody wants anyways but that could store every book from your civilization and a whole lot more.
Why do you faggots even respond to her?She isn't some important person like she claims, she just harasses staff on twitter and shitposts here because that's all her life amounted to.
>>13843823How about that, you're here tooSup
>>13843805Pony says you got off easy this time
>>13843822 This is the first time I've ever brought it up. Clearly a mistake I won't make again.
>>13843811>inb4 Lucent x Thorn porn scene
>>13843811But sparity a shit that will never be canon
Pony says good thing you're not a big fat guy, else this would be really difficult
>>13843823I didn't know you liked the ponies. Are you everywhere DarkDoomer?small world
>>13843849Guess what? Neither will any ship.
>>13843849>never be canonyou underestimate how HACK the writers are
>Come back here to see how the generals are going>All these new guys I haven't seen beforeBACK TO WEEABOO SHIT AND TANKS I GUESS.
Pony wants you to play with her prolapsed rectum
>>13843838Either you or somebody else had the exact same idea and kept going on about it last year every time bat ponies were brought it. Like they were seriously adamant that they were actually dragons instead. I mean I can see your first point but it's more likely they went with cat's eyes, second they're clearly bat wings and thirdly sparity is clearly just a little kid having a crush on the glamorous girl of the cast
Pony says this so called "episode discussion" is just a lame excuse to keep the board from being deleted
>>13843849but it is canon you nignog
>>13843868world of tanksa shit moba without rts controls drowning in polacks
The mane six are straightedge
>>13843824She shitposts all the same regardless. In all likeliness she's either the shitposter that hates pot or the one that sometimes pretends to have broken english and hates porn.
>>13843864>All these new guys I haven't seen beforenew people? on my 4chan boards?
>>13843879But I'm the shitposter who hates porn.
>>13843874The board is here because of /v/ and /co/ and /b/ whining endlessly, not for any other reason.
>>13843883this is worse than the holocaust
>>13843881So? I don't give a shit, if it's more Spike and Rarity moments I won't complain.
>>13843886Do you also tend to pretend to have broken english sometimes?
>>13843858This is true.
>>13843894As long as you understand that it'll never move past friendship.
>>13843871 Definitely not me.Duly noted.
I'm glad Goretastic is dead,
>>13843899So just like any other ship.Is this suppose to mean anything?
>>13843902I'm sad BCS isn't
>>13843858BradxTwi is canon though, LunaxMac is a bit canon.
>>13843889but now that the storm has died down, deleting it is justifiable, even though it would be moot deliberately going back on his word. It was a floopy decision in the first place.
>>13843912/mlp/ isn't going anywhere, just like BCS' life.
>>13843897lol u tk hm 2 da bar?
>>13843909not even a little
>>13843912There is no reason to delete it. It might be a shit and worthless board full of idiots, but that's the entire point. If they deleted it, pony would just flood back to other boards that don't want it there. This situation pleases almost everyone.
>>13843912Specially once you consider how the whole Naruto thing went down in /a/.
>>13843919Granted, Mac is canon gay, there's no other explanation.
>>13843902>That feel when dead and only passing throughNo more overly goofy faces for this daft guy.
>500+ posts>>100 images
>>13843928that's finei'm just sexualising your ghost pony anyway
>>13843929>100 (Dead) images
>>13843928You were never good<3
>>13843920>pony would just flood back to other boards>they still believe that
>>13843935Exactly. I knew my ass was being patted into oblivion, didn't like it at all.
Why so glum, my faithful student? Are you not happy that your quest is complete, and you can return to your studies in Canterlot?
>>13843940Well we would go back to /co/ and a lot of /mlp/ shitposters would go back to shitposting on /v/ and some threads might move to /b/.
>>13843941That's all MLPG does now is asspat people who can't actually art
>tfw best pony is now a terraria npc
>>13843950>implyingYou're never going to /co/ again, shitstains.
>>13843953>does nowFalse, they've done it from the beginning, hence me. Way back in season 1.
>>13843947i've seen this post before
>>13843960>Where's Gus? I need to speak with him!>You're never gonna see him again, Walter
>>13843947That stupid fucking face still makes me giggle from time to time.
Pony says your room is a fucking mess and it smells like feet and ass
>>13843981That's not ass, that's semen.
>tfw suckmyoff is ded and hats us
>>13843981pony is wrong, my room is fairly clean right now.
>>13843981TELL PONY I JUST FINNISHED CLEANINGAnd that it's a butt
Pony says how do you expect to get your shit together if you can't even wake up on time
>>13843997Anon says pony is really bitchy today
Pony says it can't be helped, at any rate
Pony says hop on your left footPony says stopPony says pony didn't say pony says
Pony is so chatty tonight
Pony says pony didn't kill those peoplePony says pony just had a little chat with them
Pony says you're a faggot for liking >fanfiction.
Pony is not okay with the fact that you do drugs and drink alcohol
Pony says hitler had some interesting ideas
The biggest thing that disappoints me about this fandom is that female/mare is so damn rare, as is female/stallion.
>>13844025anon thats 3 lewd
>>13844025but girls don't like ponies
I can't imagine myself with a Pony because ponies are too good for me. They're all way out of my league.It's like it's exponentially pathetic. Compound Shame.
>>13844039What if we give you a pond clone pony?
>>13843858Neither will you and your waifu
>>13844045That might work...but even still. They'd still have self-esteem/shame.
>>13843919>Luna will never rub herself against you like that;_;Where's her cutie mark?
>>13844039If there were a pond-clone-army of Fluttershys with enough Fluttershys to take care of everyone without them being overwhelmed, what would Fluttershy Prime do with her time?
>>13844052But they are usually single minded or dumber.I might be an ass for suggesting this, but remind that clone that she is not the real deal.
Pony says pony thinks pony has an ear infection
>>13843958Is it the Party Girl or am I just not getting the reference?
>tfw no qt iGoogle in a month
>>13844062Things Clone Ponys say over and over again because they can only say one wordPinkie Pie: PARTY!Rarity: Darling~Rainbow Dash: Rainbow Dash!Applejack: Apples!Fluttershy: meepTwilight Sparkle: Princess Celestia!
>>13844090But did you see the episode? They could be taught.
>>13844025female/filly is more rare
>>13844097I only saw it once...in a livestream...and I was pretty tired...and I may have taken some sleeping pills...
>>13844107I don't think I've EVER seen that. Does it even exist?
>>13844090The Ponk clones said "fun", not "party".DYEWTS
>>13844121applebloom eating a woman out is the only one i've seen
>>13844115Basically, Pinkie taught her clones the name of her friends. They could even talk in complete sentences.
>>13844115>>13844122Damn it. I really gotta go back and rewatch the third season.
>>13844090>>13844122>scootaloos pond clone would only say "rainbow dash" all the time
>>13844135>I really gotta go back and rewatch the third season.no you don'tthat's the opposite of what you have to do
>>13844135Good for you. That episode suck, though.
season 3 only had four good episodesJFS, SiP, your favorite episode that hasn't been mentioned yet, and your other favorite episode that hasn't been mentioned yet
Futa human Fluttershy giving herself a titjob in a one piece swimsuit
Why must people I don't like like things I like
>>13844213Because it's illegal to shoot people
"how to ruin everything"- by MLPG
>>13844139If Scootaloo painted herself blue and dyed her mane and tail rainbow colors, do you think Rainbow Dash would be flattered or creeped out?Flattered: Twilight Sparkle and her friends try to talk Dash into sitting down and having a talk with Scootaloo. Dash has no idea what they're talking about and encourages Scootaloo in her hero worship. Scootaloo's obsession deepens to...inappropriate levels.Creeped Out: Rainbow Dash tries to avoid the problem up to the point that everything boils over and she harshly berates her. Scootaloo falls into a deep depression and doesn't show up to school for a while. She bears a silent but intense grudge against Rainbow Dash from that day on.What are the repercussions?
>>13844228Everyone diesThe end
Ponies ponying pony.Not ponying you.
>>13844228in both cases they end up having mare on filly sex
>>13844264Applejack without her hat realizing shes naked
>>13844264Dash discovering that Twilight's mother is the writer of Daring Do
Seems like Sonic has a new cartoon series called Sonic Boom. Isn't this the one that Polsky was supposedly writing? I remember reading something like that months ago. Might be cool since I like his episodes.
>>13843879I am the shitposters who shitposts the shitpostersMay I remind you where you are: 4chanthe shit posters will never stop. and no just saying "lol I disagree with your statement" is not a counterargument
>>13844276The designs look hideous already
>>13844276Wasnt sonic boom the one with the green sanic?
>>13844264sf::RenderWindow Window(sf::VideoMode (800,600), "Anon turning into a pony")
>>13844262>mare on filly sexunf
>>13844283That was Sonic Underground.Manic.I unironically like that series. Shame it never got an ending, or anywhere near resolving the main plot points.
I DON'T KNOW IF I SHOULD UNF OR NOThttps://derpicdn.net/img/2013/10/2/440044/large.jpg
>>13844264twilight cuddling spike cuddling smarty pants
>tfw when I'm on my third coffee of the day
>>13844299Where can I buy that helmet?
>>13844276>Knux on steroids
>>13844297>Sonic UndergroundOh right. My bad.Anyway if the only human on Sanic Boom isnt Robotnik im gonna be mad.
>>13844305>that feel when when
>>13844297it's suppose to get a canon resolution in the comics, but it keep getting pushed back.
>>13844228>Flattered: Rainbow Dash continues to find herself in compromising situations with Scootaloo to the point that she can't take it anymore. The two have increasingly satisfying sex over the course of three months, but the allure is broken. She's no longer a sycophant and leaves Ponyville to find herself. Dash feels responsible but can't tell anybody due to the threat of being registered as a sex offender.
>>13844305i should go for my second... homeworking is great but being sick is not
>>13844298A little girly for my tastes, but I probably still would.
>>13844316Oh neat, I've never followed them at all, but I'll try to remember to ask if it's happened yet next time something prompts me to remember the series. Thanks!
Pony finds your genitalia fascinating.
>>13844302>tfw no rumble x anon
>>13844305>tfw about to be on my first Rum & Coke of the day
>>13844312>my mfw when I fucked your're mom
>>13844335>tfw you will never draw funny faces on Celestias cutie mark after you found her dozing in the garden
>>13844346>tfw no bottom!anon x pony
About how long will it take for the new Attack on Titan manga chapters to get scanlated?
>>13844349>draw a pair of sunglasses on it >she keeps them there>updates all her banners and flags
HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS! THE GOVERNMENT'S BEEN SHUT DOWN!STOCKPILE YOUR PONIES AND DEHYDRATED MASHED POTATOES!LOOT WHATEVER PONIES AREN'T NAILED DOWN!WHATEVER POST-APOCALYPTIC WASTELAND AWAITS US, I WILL HAVE ENOUGH FLUTTERSHIES TO LIVE LIKE A KING DAMN IT!
>Tom Clancy is ded
>>13844367yes, excellentI know it's supposed to be Milky, but it looks like Trixie so I'm going to pretend it is
>>13844349>one day you find her passed out>deep sleep>get a little brave>draw extremely detailed Solaire>Luna keeps laughing while Celestia asks what is funny
>>13844346This is still the hottest pony porn picture produced.
>>13844358>tfw Tom Clancy shut down with the government
>>13844380What is it with you and underaged boys
>>13844358go back to your home>>>>>/pol/
anonymous got infected with crotchboobs after hanging around milky too long
>>13844276>That Knuckles and Sonic>That stick-figure AmyEh, I guess we'll have to wait and see what the full design looks like before declaring them terrible, but that's not too encouraging for me.Looks like it's going to be 52 eleven-minute episodes and comedy, so probably not focusing on big stories, which could work, I guess.
>>13844369I don't know how to feel about this at all.I still have an erection
>>13844369I'm surprised it didn't happen sooner.Also, >Western Porn
god fucking damn itSB, are you around?I have some angry words for you
>>13844399>SB>aliveHe's a Ghost
>>13844390All I hope is for good character interactions and Eggman being based.
>a philanthropist deserves respect
>>13844399Go fuck off
>>13844369I have attached the requisite reaction image of the lels that were had.
>>13844400Fine, I'll just go pester him on tumblr or somethingHe made me like this stupid chubby pony thing: https://derpibooru.org/360200and now he's ded and won't draw it anymore>>13844410no u
>>13844369That's extremely unappealing an->Jessy SlaughterWait, wasn't that the one that had her dad raging about how he will call the Cyberpolice on all those guys who were calling her a slut?
>>13844395>porn>at all>being able to watch itCheck your privilege level, lucky MLPGer for one day you may also live in a box with broken toilets, broken dishwasher, broken door, bedroom with broken doorknob and unwillingly enter the No Fap Challenge for 3 weeks as well.
>>13844402What do i know. I'm sure you know more of them / us than i do.
>>13844395>Western PornFrench stuff can be kinda acceptable.
Ponies are just succubi desigined to make you spend your time jacking off to them
>>13844384That makes a little TOO MUCH sense
>>13844423It's not like women deserve to orgasm anyway.
>>13844428they've done a very good job and I don't see myself stopping anytime soon
>>13844384>>13844434Oh wow, took me a very long time to holy shit.
>>13844418Here are my suggestions:1) Have you tried email?2) Have you tried leaving a Skype message?3) Have you tried bribing them with money or a new Steam game?4) Have you flattered them and told them it would look great if they finished it and made a follow-up picture?If he still doesn't draw it, then I have no advice. Some artists just prefer to be ded because because temporarily ded is relaxing.
>>13844421they're going to backtrace her insides
You guys should stop coming here to mlpg. There is nothing for you here. Nothing that would improve your life.
>>13844427I'm afraid to ask this but ... I have NEVER seen French porn. What's it like?
>"So how about it anon, a date with me and the Wonderbolts?"
>>13844453You guys should stop coming here to 4chan. There is nothing for you here. Nothing that would improve your life.
>>13844456Like western porn. A bit on the raunchy side
>>13844436go back to tumblr and leddit's /r/mensrights/
>>13844453What awaits me outside of MLPG? (see pic)
>>13844458Stop coming to 4chan? You crazy anon.
>>13844346Other way around, as in Rumble fucking Anon.
>>13844457I told you, I can't afford tickets baby. We could sit on the hill overlooking the airshow and hold a picnic...oh, you've already wandered off...
>>13844458Could you imagine if /b/ got out to the rest of the internet for a day or two
>>13844471You could try, I dunno, improving yourself.
>>13844456The professionally produced stuff is a bit more on the .. er, erotic(?) side than the regular western one where it's just blowjob -> anal -> cowgirl -> cumshot.
>>13844445I've tired nothing except masturbating a few timesI'm thinking about bothering him on tumblr nextI've got some money to burn but I can't decide if I want to commission pictures of my oc getting railed or busty anthros or what
>>13844481Check the youtube comments
>>13844480She only left because you forgot to buy the Wonderbolt latex outfit, anon. You know how to fix this!
>>13844453theres nothing for us outside either, so why bother?
>>13844485>commission pictures of my oc getting railedDamn nigga you gay
>>13844481Most of the internet is on the same level as /b/ anyways
>>13844489I never read thoseI know they are just terrible
>>13844485You could have a busty anthro watching smiling as your OC gets railed. Best of both worlds?stupid captcha
>>13844495Nanaki please. You could at least have the decency to commission somebody with talent to do it.
>>13844482That sounds like something a faggy little queer would do.
>>13844494Becuase you are a lazy fuck. Try learning something.
BF4 beta has literally made me sick
I prefer foreign porn because at least the bad acting isn't as blatant.
>>13844497Chuck Norris jokes
>>13844523>playing EA shitYou make me literally sick
>>13844524Maybe that's why I hold anime in such high regard...I can't understand the difference in the inflections of voice to know good from bad acting
>>13844529speaking of EA, where the hell has he been?we've been severely lacking in new horseboner material
>>13844517i learned to not try anything ever because im not good at anything
>>13844528You mean like middle school?>>13844529>playing anything EA since origin
The worst thing about being a stallion is that every time you get an erection, it just bounces along for all the world to see
>>13844547You poor sob. Why haven't you done your duty and fall upon your sword?
Odds: I wear my Back in Black t-shirtEvens: I wear my Straight to Hell t-shirt
>>13844560if you're really worried about that sort of thing you can wear a pretty dress to conceal it
>>13844539It's true, ignorance is bliss.
>sending that pic of BCS fucking a random guy to her sisterWhy didn't I do this sooner?
>>13844565Ouch anon, so edgy! I cut myself.
>>13844582What's edgy about band t-shirts?
>>13844581POST POST POST
$24.99 to unlock Celestia
Doing better than anybody you ever seen do it
>>13844602DLC is shit. I loved the Luna expansion pack
Pony touching pony
>>13844617That's a death sentence.
>>13844615LK please control your ever expanding boner
>>13844581I wonder if BCS has an STD
>>13844632but lk must expand dong
>>13844616Oh you. That is a cute comic.
>>13844616huewhat is twilight's mom's name anyway?
>>13844645"Twilight Velvet" is the popular fanon namenothing canon as far as I know
>>13844645Twilight Velvet in that game.
Why aren't you whipping up a batch of art?
>>13844655>tfw no dong expansion until next yearFuck you Nintendo.
>>13844658You mom is canon.In my pants..
>>13844675Because fuck you and your art
>>13844675Becuase I hate it.
>>13844680>tfw cock growth is one of my favorite fetishes but there's basically no pony content for it
Rainbow Dash's son is happy to see you.https://derpibooru.org/440044?scope=scpe36407cc5ffbcf445e119f68a6a2bb6b10a18cc79
>>13844702I want to see satyr oedipus
The Great and Powerful Trixie demands to use your face as her throne
>>13844702>satyr stallionsfucking finallyI feel like the cock's a little small but that's still 7/10 would jerk off
Good news everyone! All my early access steam games are updating.
>>13844711would you let him bottom out inside your ass
>>13844735Yeah, yeah I would
you can go to Equestria but Discord takes a special interest in you and bugs you all the time
>>13844785>le chicken joek
>>13844743more fap material to go with
You may cum inside one and only one of the Cutie Mark Crusaders.
>>13844809most people don't bother to configure the clock on their camera
>>13844811Sweetie Bell's marshmallow butthole.
>>13844811grown-up, busty anthro Babs
>>13844829I don't particularly care for this OC, what's her deal?
>tfw another Wednesday without CelestQuest>tfw Sunday won't have a new Snk either>and Monday no new BrBa
>>13844835No deal with her, just a bunch of popularfags jerking it
Can little fillies wink?
You are allowed the chance to go to Equestria, but all of the ponies must be in the style of one of the following artists:BadgerbenAtrylHoiHoiNezumiKevinsanoWhich do you choose?
>>13844885they can certainly try
>>13844891I'd prefer an SB or GR option, but I guess of those I'd have to say badgerben
>>13844891Atryl does cute ponies so him.
>>13844891Damn Anon. That's not fair.Atryl.We're talking about ponies, right? Not anthros?
>>13844829>>13844903the mod is the most obnoxious fucker
>you will never be woken up by Pinkie grinding on top of you.
>>13844909>atryl anthrosgod no.
>>13844891Really hard to choose since I hate them all equally. I'll go with Atryl
>>13844891Kev, easyAssuming it's post-yoshi
>>13844885>winking for mares is like getting a boner when you're younger and don't know what the fuck is going on
>>13844909Whichever is most commonly drawn by the artist.
>>13844891kev.unless it's the ponies from his yoshi or beefy neck phase
>>13844891What no option for the obvious superior style that is Rose?
>>13844921>you will never wake up with Gaffer sleep-frotting you
>>13844946That's the point. Kev actually has a style he doesn't use much that has some really cute poneyos, a really cute WWish style.
>>13844914anon is the most jelly fucker
>>13844957Oh so the point was not to pick the BEST style but the most TOLERABLE styles without making you go crazy
>>13844956>Gaffer will never blast your ass so hard you can't sit down for a month
>>13844914Kinda is really
>>13844977>you will never spend that month on your knees under the table
>>13844958I'm jealous for finding her obnoxious? Keep projecting anon.
>>13844998>responding to BCS
>>13844892What if she accidentally let out a toot?Would sweetie tell on her?
>>13845013Oh that makes more sense. I thought she was gone.
>>13844891Badgerbenjust because it would be ridiculously funny to see how the fuck everyone lives with those THINGS clogging up most of ponyville space
>>13844914>>13844984she do something?
>>13845069she doesn't come here, therefore she's bad
What is MULPUG listening to?
>>13845174The sounds of an empty thread.
>>13843855you'll find me everywhere because i'm not real, Steve.
but seriouslyI want to jerk off all the stallionsI want to be smothered in ponycumI want them to stuff me to my limitsI want them to leave me a tatterred mess, and when they're done I want them to snuggle me in to submission
>>13845189did you really get banned from FA for commissioning parody art
>>13845185You might find this interestinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbeySk2fukA
>>13845238Holy shit, that crinkling when she's extending her arms the first time in that gif. It's like they're a compressed bendy straw or something.