MLP General: Best Unicorn edition.topic: best unicorn.
fuck unicorns acquire Gilda
>>13827282>the exit to the ride just leads back to the start
>>13827309BUT THAT'S NOT--UhHow about that, you're right.
Damn straight she isBest pony, too
>>13827319Gilda also acceptable, but not quite as good.
>>13827331you're wrongshe's better
Four mares appear in your room butIt's mare versions of BCS,NBS,Armorposter,SentenalWhat do you do?
>>13827334moot plsCum on something
A salient question.
>>13827334>black cockAppleDan pls
>>13827339Hurts too much.
>>13827338Oh, well that's a relief. I've got 4 bullets.for each of themin this 16 round magazine
>>13827338Still would all of them except for Sentenal.
>>13827334Yo.There's something on yo dick yo.
also: how important is the banter to Knight and Fawn's dynamic? is it vital, or is it unimportant? is AA here?
>>13827334Is that a blood blister or something
>>13827360I don't really like Knight and Faun, but I really enjoy their banter whenever it's posted.so uh, hope that helps
>>13827359That would be a blister.>>13827364yes
>>13827334Enjoying your AIDS?
>>13827369Are you foreskin restoration anon?
>>13827369Think of it as a good way to not fap for a few daysso you'll have plenty of cum for a pony toy
>>13827369You should get some cream for that.
>>13827363Kind of loses its impact when the first frame loads line by line
>>13827363That could make a great ghoul for Ghouls Vs Humans>Can go invisible>second ability alt blinds people>Fast but only has 50 healthI think it'd be a mix between jitterskull and sjas, and it can walk through walls.
>>13827374no>>13827375no>>13827379>Implying I haven't masturbated since I first noticed this ketchup stain.>>13827380 .no
>>13827334Look manIf you're going to post your dick you have to at least give us the whole thingOr at least a number
>>13827397I'd put my trip on but no one would really careand no it's not nanaki's dick.
>>13827363Scary! I'll have to remember this.
>>13827406>and no it's not nanaki's dick.ManBeing black and not having an awesome cock must suck
>>13827406I'd careI'd care for your cock until it was fully healedWith my mouth
>>13827411race is not an indicator of cock size
>>13827363Sometimes I worry about epileptic people on this site
>>13827411>Implying black>>13827412Are you a grill?
>>13827412my cock isn't hurt, anon.would you still use your mouth on it?
>>13827423A GIRL, yes>>13827427In a heartbeat
>>13827426He said epileptic not autistic, Anon.
>>13827434sorry im dyslexict
>>13827432>you will never have a qt femanon care for your cock and balls
>>13827432I don't believe you.
>>13827432Would you tease me and not let me cum for a long time?Would you blow gently on it while it spasms after you pull your mouth off when I'm on the verge of cumming?
>>13827439That's fine anon, I'm not here to convince you of something you don't believe>>13827436never say never
The pony is aggressive!
>you will never a Doctor Lollipop and/or his assistant
>>13827444Would you like it if I could go beyond the meager volumes the stack provides?What if I had a nice fat equine shaft and a heavy pair of swollen balls?
>>13827432>Hotglueanon is a girlThat would be the hottest thing ever
>>13827449Thanks god. I don't really like yelling, unless it's in Japanese.
Rarity smiled up at Spike, feeling the familiar sensation of his cock swelling against her leg. It was the third time that night, and while she was perfectly willing to go for another round of lovemaking, she was rather enjoying laying in his arms at the moment. "Oh, my. You're so shameless, dear."Spike stared off into the air, but she could see the edges of his mouth curling into a smile. "Because of you. Don't pretend you don't love it.""No. I hate it." She put on her serious face, an incredible pout and angry eyes, and he glanced down at her. They held each other's gaze for a moment. She broke first, her humorless expression cracking into first a grin, then a smile, then outright laughter. "I absolutely hate it", she managed to choke through fits of laughter. "You disgust me.""And you sicken me", Spike said, rolling her onto her back and moving to straddle her again. Rarity made a small excited cooing sound.
>>13827443All of that is my fetish, anonI'd give it little licks from the balls to the tip, circle it with my tongue and giggle when you made little bucks that you didn't mean to
>best unicorn thread>nobody posts best unicornWhat the fuck?
Fat bottom pones
>>13827462as in princess with a fat butt, fat princess, or fat princess who likes to be on the bottom
>>13827459damn, that's good.time to fap
>>13827462you make the rockin' world go roundGET ON YOUR BIKES AND RIDE
So I just finished A Machine for Pigs. It was about WW2, wasn't it?
>>13827468God I love bonermancingThats 2 in 30 minutes
>>13827434i am epileptic thought
>>13827471EA is that you?
>>13827471It's a good feel, isn't it?
>>13827473>EA is a girlNope I was wrongThat would be the hottest thing ever
>>13827470I played a bit of it, got to the part where you've gotta put the coal in the fires and haven't played it sincespoil it for me, I'm not gonna play it again and I want to know if it's about WW2
>>13827472>i am epileptic thoughtYou're also pretty fucking autistic, too.
>>13827473Nope>>13827474Its the best when you're chatting with someone and theres that telltale silence
>>13827464>VB will never reference this with Jefferson Twilight
>>13827471I've been teasing myself for a few hours now. I love to do that until I'm aching to touch my cock, but I usually need a good enough fantasy to start fapping.thanks for that~
>>13827470I thought amnesia took place before even 1900, so that would be very unlikely.
>>13827478Hell naw nigga, play the game; it's not particularly difficult.
>>13827492Oh I know, but my gay man PC is out of commission right now.and I'm really curious about it
>>13827479sorry youre so mad anon
>>13827471You killed us feelsmiths...I hope you are happy.
>>13827486Did I say you could start without me, Anon?My usual blowjobs last 3 hours, theres nothing I like more then struggling to swallow a load after one too many close calls
>>13827484I love seeing the typing notification go on for a while before they tell me they just came.
>>13827484>the telltale silencesometimes that's on my end because when i'm in chat RPs, the shit my partners write send me fucking flying god damn. of course i gotta recollect my spaghetti and reply, but holy fucks.
what would pony go as for Halloween
>>13827514depends on the pony
>>13827504It's 4 am PST, you're a femal on mlpg, and you say give 3 hour blow jobs.I'm trying to imagine how unattractive you actually are.
>>13827505The last guy I did it to literally just came out and said "fuck, I need to go get tissues"Fucking lol
there is nothing lewd under this spoiler
>>13827498Well, I found this plot analysis.http://steamcommunity.com/app/239200/discussions/0/864978835521823567/
>>13827514a ponythey're a little old for it and just want some free candy
>that Derpy thing from last thread wasn't finishedI feel like a piece of shit, but I was really tired.
>>13827516all of themthe eight important ones (those being Twilight, Dash, Pinkie, Rarity, Fluttershy, Applejack, Luna, and Celestia)also what would personhorse of these ponies go as
please go away
>>13827525>luna>importantnigga you cray cray
>>13827521>implying they go trick-r-treatingThey're doing it for the parties.
>>13827518Every one of my partners has a different way of telling me they spurted.I love seeing them say it
>>13827517HintIt's Ross again.
>>13827517If I WAS unattractive would you pass up the chance at blowing three hours worth of cum down my throat? I don't mind if you have to focus on porn, I just want to feel those fucking throbs on my tongue and the shots hitting the back of my throat.
>>13827518>lolyou're under 18 years old, aren't you?
Is it normal for your dick to hurt after you cum?Mine hurts for hoursI think I overwork my cock
Do you think Rarity would like JoJo's Bizarre Adventure?
>>13827531>Luna>not importantFor all we know, she's roughly as important as Celestia
I like season 1 better than season 2
>>13827538Not that anon, but casual blowjobs are my fetish.That's hot as hell.
>>13827539No, the session just ended about 10 minutes ago and it was with an 18 year old college guy, sue me if I had to turn on my "yahoo chat" instincts and forgot to switch them off
>>13827504to be honest three hour blowjobs seem much too longi mean, i'd understand if the receiver of said blowjob was tied up and restrained or something but seriously three fucking hours>>13827525ponka decides to go as another animal, this time a platypus because platypus is kinda fun to saytwily dresses up as another historical figure, this time someone who's a lot more obscure than starswirl. gets ticked for being called the pony equivalent of santa claus every time someone tries to guess.dash has a closet cosplay of daring do that she hastily put together. it works well.rarara is a no-breast elvira.fluttershy hides under a blanket. pinkie cuts out eye holes so she's a plaid ghost.luna and celestia dress up as insulting caricatures of each other. then laugh at each other and gorge themselves on candy that luna stole as "tribute".
>>13827535>RossFuck you Anon, Just...FUCK YOU
>>13827538>using an unattractive mare with low self-esteem just to blow a load in then discard like a used condom without even saying a word or making eye contact
>>13827549well keep them off, and stop using spoilers
>>13827553It's pretty obvious that it is someone pretending to be a girl.And since Ross already did it one time, it isn't too far off to assume that it could be him again.
>Implying this isn't hotglueanon pretending to be a girlI'd still bust a nut down his throat though
>>13827557>>13827558I couldn't give less of a shit about gender, a mouth is a mouththough I've only gotten blowjobs from a guy, and I hear they're better
>>13827558he does act like a dick, maybe he likes dicks
>>13827550I never said you wouldn't be tied up, but most guys will sit there as long as you keep doing a decent job>>13827555Sorry, it won't happen again. Spoilers stay on for notpone
>>13827550>dat Rarity>dat Fluttershy>dat Celestia and LunaWould party with
>>13827558To be honest I am pretty gay for Hot Glue.
>>13827545Is that why Equestria was able to survive for 1000 years without her and she barely gets any screentime?
>>13827572Funny, that's my friend's name.
Its just a guy pretending to be a girlgayfags, now is your chance to ERP in a thread about poniesstraightfags, either go to bed, go to work, or go away because you are no longer welcome here
>>13827576Is your friend into rape and domination?
>>13827571Who says that Luna couldn't have managed to keep Equestria running for a 1000 years on her own?Also since she had her own episode I'd assume that hers and Celestias screen time aren't too far off.
>>13827577is this some new kind of shitposting
>>13827572Oh, and I haven't used it for like 12 years, but I can still flip that switch if it makes my partner comfortable outside of ERPing>>13827578I never really asked her, but she does have a few old porn DVDs with bdsm
Even if this "girl" is real, it's not like mlpg will ever meet up and fuck her....Wink wink.
>>13827577Alternatively, you could take that shit to /soc/, /unf/, skype or anywhere else.
>>13827583giving up to the terrorist? yes
Remember to eat a complete breakfast
>>13827590I had two cups of milk and a bacon sandwichit was okay
>>13827590HNNNNNGNOW ONE OF DIAMOND TIARA GOING ALL PSYCHO BITCH WITH A BUTCHER'S KNIFE
>>13827590how about no?I'll eat a balanced breakfast
>>13827586That's some confusing wording AnonDo you mean someone from here meeting up with ME for sex?Or do you mean a bunch of MLPG anons meeting up, THEN meeting me for sex?I'm OK with either one
There aren't any women here, MLPGAnd I'm pretty sure the people that don't pretend to be women are hotter than the ones that do
the 4chan X reply notification is a good lucid dream triggerit's the only thing I check enough for it to show up in my dreams
>>13827590Silver Spoon as a cook is my favorite headcanon.
>>13827602Are you saying you want MLPG to line up so you can service all those needy pent up cocks one after another?
>>13827590>>13827599Fuck you both.I'll have an inadequate and heavily skewed breakfast.
>>13827603I don't even think he's pretending to be a girl. He posted "A GIRL, yes" and to me that's being sarcastic about obviously not being a girl.
>>13827590I have a bowl of cereal with skim milk and like a dozen cups of coffee
REMEMBER>HIDE REPLY>[X] THIS POST>[X] HIDE REPLIES>[_] MAKE STUBAND MAKE THIS ALL GO AWAY
you guys know there is a homolust thread in /mlp/, right?
>>13827608No need for them to line up, just limit it to 5 at once guys
>>13827602Depends if you live in california.If you don't then fuck off.
>>13827617GET RID OF YOUR EMAIL FIELD YOU IDIOT
>>13827606>tfw you're the guy who started that headcanonyou're welcome. i love you.
>>13827617BASK IN YOUR SHAME
>>13827619Yeah but they don't get a kick out of it when they aren't annoying people at the same time.
>>13827624FUCKDAMMIT 4CHAN X
>>13827625You want me to suck your dick?Thanks for starting it though. It's really cute and there should be more of it... and no I won't actually suck your dick.
>>13827610Fuck that shit.I'm going to wake up, ad have lunch!Fuck breakfast!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jx0dTYUO5E&t=15m45s>sadly he's anonymous
>>13827634>waking up in time for lunchjesus christ who let the casuals in
>>13827633that's cool. i didn't want you to anyway.
>>13827641Never hurts to ask, but still, fuck you.
I practice sucking a 9" dildo every dayOne day I'm going to be able to deepthroat it and I'll make some guy really happy
literally every thread on page 0 of /d/ is about futawhat the fuck, wasn't that shit on lock down a while back?
What are you doing, Anon?
>>13827637>He doesn't even know that I was trolling him because I wake up only to brinner.
>>13827659Getting ready to go to bed.
>>13827659Complaining about stuff I don't like
>>13827658/d/ is a futa board.Like, it was actually made to contain futa.Reap what you sow, I guess.
>>13827672Get a fucking life, loser
>>13827668>Using shitty OC's from /mlp/ for is posts in MLPG.Wow.You must e new here, MLPH does not like shitty OC's posted as avatars, clean up.
>>13827685Bad English anon pls
>>13827690Such an adorable pony.
>>13827690I want to fellate that pone
Did I make everyone go fap?I'm going to go fap, too.
>>13827694I feel like I don't appreciate tits enoughthat's really hot
>>13827697NopeI'm completely soft
>>13827686>>13827691>implying i am wrong.MLPG only liked that pony when /mlp/ popularized her, like coke pony.
>>13827697I can't.Dick blister remember?
>>13827703everyone knows, fatbody
>>13827707But would you have?
>>13827705wait a sec are you trying to ramble my jimbos again
>>13827708>ImplyingI'm rock hard and covered in bitches
>>13827716more like you're a bitch covered in rock hard I'mwhore
>>13827694Onta pls enough with the goddamned fishlips.
>>13827705>MLPG only liked that pony when /mlp/ popularized her, like coke pony.That would be true if mlpg didn't already create 99% of obscure object/food ponies 2 years before /mlp/ started lurking it on derpibooru or who the fuck knows.Fuck off piss.
>>13827722they look really good on Marty...
>>13827723We didn't actually make Coke Pony though. We sort of adopted her.
>>13827711>Again.>Implying I ever had too.Tabasco was /b/read out before MLPG could even write about it.
>>13827730>>13827734IT'S LIKE YOU GUY'S DON'T EVEN REALIZE IT'S IN THE MLPG ARCHIVE MEIN SIDEZEN
>>13827697not at all, you sicken me for whoring yourself out herebut that is my opinion
>>13827697No, you just drove everyone who wanted to talk ponies off
>>13827741This coke pony picture that started it all was originally sourced from NOT4CHAN but probably Furaffinity or some other website.
>>13827711http://i.imgur.com/5Omd5nn.jpgYou like how the fandom has taken your OC, RCH?You get of to this shit?! I bet you paid for this.
Thread is unusually shitty for this time of day
>replying to such a weak bait I am disappoint.
>>13827753>DayShut up yurop, it's NEET-o-Clock where I live.
>>13827753that's what happens when the homophobes get mad
>>13827750youI like youthank you
I just noticed that there's a pony in the image.http://www.4chan.org/news?all#115
>>13827768There was a stink about it on /mlp/ that it should be the board meme 'tracy'
>>13827768You're right. It's next to spinzaku or whatever that horrible meme is called.
>>13827768Derpy, one pony moot actually knows about since the drama
>>13827741Show me when we "Made Tabasco"
>>13827778>Thinking that this board deserves any recognitionWho would ever?
>>13827799...is this...cute art...or porn...?
>>13827797Because it's a part of 4chan, as shitty as it is
>>13827806>>13827799I'm confused, too. Am I supposed to put this in my regular or in the porn folder?
>drawing you spent hours on>1 note>dumb joke you threw together>4000 notes
>>13827791>we "Made Tabasco"Anon, you fucked up, now her 'creator' is going to show up, and let EVERYONE know, the he, and he alone invented that pony!The fucking attentionwhore.
>>13827810ROOGNAWHERE'S AGNOOR OR WHATEVER HIS NAME ISI MISS HIM MORE THAN YOU
>>13827797And the Habbo Raids and Anonymous movement do?
>>13827821Sorry for what?
>>13827815Well that's porn; she's clearly getting her booty spanked.
>>13827768That is a super cute Yotsuba
>>13827836Don't even got to show it, show it
>>13827799Source? Google can't find it
>>13827822Fuck RCH and his desperate thoughts that he has 'talent'. I gave him a chance, he ignored me, this is what happens.He will end, it's a mater of time now.
>tfw GG is ded and hats us
>>13827768>no boxdog, CCC, or EFGDISGUSTING
>>13827855good he can do much better than us
>>13827857but I need my monster girl fixand only he makes it the way I like
>>13827855He was here yesterday and drew our flavor of the week nerdy horsebando
>>13827864>inb4 Rarity selling herself
>halo 4 GAME OF THE YEAR edition>imFUCKINGplying
>>13827872/v/ pleaseIt's going to be gta
>>13827851Isn't it a bit early for you to be here and shitpost, NBS?
>>13827872GOTY editions are just complete versions of the game with the DLC.
>>13827884but NBS likes RCH
You keep turning pone on
>>13827904You gonna cum on her wings?She's needs a preening anyway
>>13827338Become pretty mare.I knew shitposting will pay itself off.
Why are you here all alone, anon?Come on! We're partying downstairs, dont be such a grump.
>>13827922I have to leave for work in 5 minutes.
>>13827904Please stop posting your disgusting cockI'm gay and it's repulsive
>>13827930I dont think this is what should happen
http://derpicdn.net/img/view/2013/10/1/439123__explicit_nudity_blushing_lyra_bon+bon_fat_stockings_vulva_lyra+heartstrings_chubby_belly_sweetie+drops_fishnets_chocolate_feeding_artist-colon-tappyraspberry.png unfTRIGGER WARNING:BORDERLINE ANTHRO
>>13827957Just when you think Ross couldn't get any more worse, he does.
>>13827972>rossI don't see any mimes or shitty limba
>>13827907Pone's such bitch when she's in heat
>>13827856almost like there are some people on this planet that aren't made to suck GGs dick on a regular basis
I've done nothing all day
>>13828011I've done nothing all my life
>>13828011>tfw no kids>tfw no good friends>tfw no art>tfw no legacyEveryone's going to forget me within a year
>>13828024Who said that? ARE YOU A GHOST?
Welp, I decided to do this dumb little thing.How is it?
>>13828011I did some chin ups and push ups because I was boredand I fapped
>>13828027Is she confused by the dragon humping her hair?
>>13828030fuck off to DA or somethingjesus these were always the stupidest shit ever
>>13828030No wonder Celestia is in a bad mood, someone stole her wings
Pinkie Pie makes videos like this on PonyTubehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-zg4XQF4Go
>>13828056Me too. That old SPike/Pinkie fic was one of my first pony faps.
>>13828059Pinkie is a meme-loving fuck.
even my dog hates me
>>13828088No-one really dislikes me that much but my self loathing is such that suicide is very likely
Twilight got 96% on a test
>>13828131>still grasping at this headcannon
>>13828133Pony can't fire the gun anyway
>>13828133I have no waifu.
>>13828131I hope so much that they'll show her closet full of hats in S4
>>13828133Wow, fucking shameful. Suicide is honestly the best option.
>>13828133it's only .38no worries
>>13828056I ship Charlie and Dee
Would you be okay with them bringing back Flash Sentry if he and Twilight weren't romantically involved?
>>13828157They can use him as a background pony if they want, I wouldn't care about that.But I don't see any need to have him as a relevant character in the show.
>>13828157No, because he's a really shitty character, probably the single worst out of all characters that we know of, closely followed by SS.
>>13828157What if they had another wedding episode
>>13828169If you're talking about EG Flash, then sure. But pony Flash doesn't really have anything to hate.
>>13828184They ought to be very similar. There are bound to be some differences, but most EG humans are a lot alike their pony versions.
>>13828157I didn't watch EqG since it's more or less everything I hate and I'll leave forever if anything related to that will make it into the main series.So, I definitely hope he's not brought in FiM.
If I hear Closing Time one more time, I'm gonna kill the next poster
>>13828200Can't kill what you can't catch, bitch
>>13828205Okay, the NEXT poster
>>13828205can't kill what is already dead
>>13828221You win this time.This time.
>>13828228I keep waiting for the next good cartoons to come aroundbut the good ones just keep dying instead
>>13828240I've personally think that MT's stuff isn't really cute.Like, it "looks" cute, yet it really isn't. At least for me. It feels forced to be honest.
>>13828266Generic cute attempt? Reminds me of pusheen personally
>>13828265I still haven't read Prequel.I just don't see why I should be bothered. Oblivion was boring and disappointing.And the argonians in it were ugly fuckers.
>>13828272Kazerad's argonians are cuties.
>>13828272It's got a pretty cute cat that you feel for sometimesIf you read it you'll probably just be disappointed, because right now it's stale as fuck and it updates once a year
Is it normal to feel absolutely dirty after masturbating to JJ?
>>13828272Good thing Prequel looks completely different, has a different story and features cute lesbian lizard girls
>>13828269That specific gif is fine, but most of the time it really doesn't feel "cute" to me even when it's suppose to.
>>13828281Yeswhat was it? there's like 2 pics that get me some times.
>>13828292http://derpiboo.ru/438007It's not even explicit, it just hits two of my fetishes
>>13828296well I couldn't fap to it, but different fetishes make the world go 'round
>>13828266>>13828269>>13828283I..I see. I have out lived my usefulness then.
>>13828281Yes, you should feel bad because you overreacted to JJ. That's the whole issue.He's not THE BEST THING EVER. And he's not THE WORST THING EVER.He's just a kind of samey artist who draws fast and is pretty mundane on the humour side of things.The problem is his fans.
>>13828304No MT I love your stuff I swearI was just trying to get why that other anon didn't like it
>>13828304You must ascend to a new state of being.
>>13828281My first pony fap was to JJ genderbending Luna with the molestia gendergun stint.
>>13828205>>13828232>>13828232Fuck off with this shitty game, even /v/ hates it.
>>13828304I'm not saying that it's horrible or anything. it's just that your stuff doesn't really do anything to me.
>>13828266>Like, it "looks" cute, yet it really isn't. At least for me. It feels forced to be honest.Oh god we're full /v/ now.artificial cuteness.
>>13828317/v/ hates everything that's not regurgitated memes
>>13828316Never saved it, too lazy to bring it up.It was more imagination than anything, making leaps at incest, because just fapping to a dude doesn't work for me.
>>13828321Exactly.>tribes:shitscend>not an epic memeEveryone forgot about it as soon as they stopped caring about the image macros.
>>13828324Princest always gets me going.
>>13828317>he doesn't remember the beta>he doesn't remember SHAZBWOLTruly, the last time /v/ was even decent.
>>13828335I don't even care for incest normally though
you ever wonder how someone can fap to something so plainand then remember your own fetishes and stop wondering?
>>13828332Yes, I do remember, and I remember how shitty it was.The only thing I hate more than T:A are people who like it and do that entire "rip in peace [*] ;_;7" shit about it. Go kill yourselves and join it.
>>13828342Also my nigga
>>13828342I do like incest, but princest is the best kind
>>13828320To be honest, that's how I feel about MT's work.
>>13828344All the time.
>>13828348>Go kill yourselvesIs it just me or there's been a lot of messages like that these past few days? I mean, much more than usual.
>>13828375it's just youmaybe you're noticing them more in light of recent events
>>13828375Every fucking time I see that tumbnail I think it's Carl Sagan
http://minituffs.tumblr.com/post/62807650370/artificial-cuteI swear to butts if you guys ruined this one
>>13828387Jesus fuck MT
MT pls come back.I'll suck your dick.
>>13828387Are you fucking serious?All I said was that her stuff doesn't do anything to me most of the time.Jesus fuck.
>>13828387Draw more porn.
>>13828383I want those fucking 5 minutes backI could've fondled my junk for those 5 minutes
>>13828396>saying anything about our dear artistsYOU SOILED IT
>>13828429I like JJ's humans
>>13828429If I could draw, my Celestia's crotch would never go bare
>>13828442You better get crackin', then.
>>13828446meh, maybe later
>>13828439I hate the 'hur dur sameface' thing but he could really spend some more time on the faces. The bodies are great though
>>13828446Not everyone has talent.
>>13828447>hey guys I just say some ominous numbers like there is something coming so you will give me all your attention and repliesfuck off /b/
>>13828433Fuck you Pinkie
No. Fucking. Contest.
>>13828460wow, you called him out, but also gave him attentionvery effective
>>13828456his bodies are mediocre at best, but usually not and the faces are just abysmal and his coloring shows a severe lack of understanding of color
>>13828460>not receiving information directly
>>13828470But contrary to you he is actually drawing and providing us with some entertainment.
>>13828476i'm mostly working on studies right now and i'm drawing pony less and less.i thought about starting about starting a project and it's not pony and not fanart either.
>>13828480That's what boobs actually are supposed to imitate, at least visually.
>>13828496What kind of project anon?Colour me intrigued.
>>13828508i'm thinking about establishing a new identity and leaving my old one behind, but why are you interested? you seem quite entertained already.
>Sonic for KerfuffleYes. This pleases me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDNTNXtsN1YMy Little Fanon
>>13828517Oh, whatever then.
>>13827524don't worry about it. I was tired too.
>>13828516Bonbon can be so cute.
>>13828539i wish i could tell you, because the worldbuilding is getting along nicely and i have far more exprience as a writer than an artist. and that's a secret too, because noboy knows that i write.if there's one thing i'm proud of it's that i've been writing stories since i was 13 and now, 11 years later, i haven written a single fanfic, only original stories.
>>13828540Thanks for putting up with me at leastreally hope we can finish it some day.
>>13828502I think they're supposed to look more like a butt; giving the image of a female presenting herself.
>>13828563me too.we'd almost gotten to the best part.
>>13828561Shut up Kraut
>>13828568which means that ass-men are unsophisticated primates.
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>>13828576None moreso than boob-men.
>>13828582What the fuck's going on with her right wing?
>>13828593How about the swings?I always loved the swings when I was your age.
>>13828563>>13828572also,>Thanks for putting up with me at leastthanks for putting up with my repetitive and generic writing style and dubious Derpy characterization.
>>13828576MLP wouldn't have the fanbase it does without ass men you hypocrite.horsefuckers too.
>>13828561>and that's a secret too, because noboy knows that i write.Good idea. But instead, you should drop writing at all.
>>13828615you were doing basically everything, so it's not like i could complain
>>13828617I'll push you, alright?
http://31.media.tumblr.com/8de44d79d78300373f0ad127904444e9/tumblr_mtzqp4ZWv21r2r7jpo2_1280.jpgSometimes JJ makes alright stuff.
>>13828642I hate that smudgy look to all of his drawings
>>13828660Don't worry, I won't.
>>13828663Did someone say butts
I like ponies.
>>13828651It's usually used by people who actually draw like shit or at least much worse than it appears to hide it
>>13828671>liking ponies>not loving themThe fuck dudeAre you some kind of queerosexual
>>13828675Awh shit nigga
Which ponay has the most twerkable bootay?
>you will never gather your party before venturing forth
>>13828711Twerking is stupid.
>>13828722I know, but bootays are hot.
How many Pinkie Pies have you murdered today?
>>13828630sure you could.I'm no smutanon, that's for sure.
>>13828729Well...yeah, they are...
>>13828744>95 images later
Why am I still so cut up about someone I didn't even know?
>>13828747Any time, Cadence.
>>13828722What's your favorite thing for a girl to do with her butt?
>>13828763>le edgy drugponebut why
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/11730042/another great one by jay
>>13828744What kind of costume, Isaac..........
>>13828770http://i.imgur.com/sprv77B.pngBecause fuck you, that's why.
>>13828750Because she asked for someone to talk to her. Anyone. And nobody did, most likely. She was in a spot most of us are in.
>>13828770>drugs are bad but sexualization is a ok
>>13828769this.i have no idea why i saved this.
>>13828748My apologies, I was dreaming.And it's time-consuming marking on a PSP.I should have thought Roogna could have done it when he was up.>>13828777The kind that embarrasses her the most. I'm sure it holds many memories for her.
pony caught you masturbating
>>13828738>sure you could.When you put at least some effort into it there will always be a few Anons who like it.Even my shit was well liked by some.
>>13828807Hasn't pony ever heard of knocking?
>>13828782i don't sexual pone eithery'all are stupid
TWILIGHT SPARKLE DOESN'T KNOW THE POWER OF THE DARK SIDE
>>13828807I'm sure that oc has caught many anons masterbating before
>>13828782There's nothing wrong with sexual.
>>13828834Then what's wrong with drugs?
>>13828835Stuff. Should have worded it differently.
>>13828841They rot your brain and take away your free will.i know i am getting baited but whatever
>>13828841Other than abuse, there's ___nothing___
>>13828849no I know, but what sort of stuff?
>>13828858>>13828854The same could be said for sex.Everything in moderation.
>>13828861Greentext smut.Don't have any of it saved though
>>13828865example?maybe I do.
>>13828864>the same could be said for sexBy disreputable doctors who don't know what they're talking about.
>>13828877There was some Celestia thing that branched into sadlestia and smutlestia.Though the sad thing died pretty quick because Anon stopped responding.
>>13828864It's harder to be moderate when your neural pathways are being rewired to fool your mind into considering the substance necessary for your survival.
>>13828881Are you saying there's no such thing as too much sex?My red raw peen begs to differ.And let's not forget STDs, such as pregnancy.
>>13828750i feel the same too. it seems that most people have moved on already, but i still feel a little weird
>>13828864HOLYSHITTAKE AFUCKINGLOOOKATTHATPRUDEI cannot believe there are people that dumb and self-hating on this plane.t
>>13828865Any of it in here? https://www.dropbox.com/sh/jqjsrjf3h2a784q/Dx1XWr485T?lst
>>13828892I don't think I have that one...
>>13828900>STDs>such as pragnancyCivilisation of death spotted.
>>13828903Shut up Broke.Nobody cares what YOU think.
>>13828903>prudeI'm pervy as hell, I just don't get what makes pictures of drug pones so much worse than pictures of sex pones.
Pony is scrunching at you.
>>13828930tell pony to cut it outthat's not fair because I can't scrunch back
>>13828922Except other people think the same as I think.>>13828927You sure are.You're not only a prude, but a liar too. I guess you need to be the latter to be the former.
>>13828935>not knowing how to scrunch
>>13828905That's quite an extensive archive.big sister celestia
>>13828919>he's not a believer in the VHEMT
>>13828940>liarI LIKE PORN THO!
>>13828940>Except other people think the same as I think.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/False-consensus_effectFuck off back to the steamchat you horny teenager.
>>13828946When I scrunch it just looks like I'm really mad
>>13828940i STILL DON'T SEE HOW YOU CAME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT i'M A PRUDE
>>13828949wait, that was you?little sis luna when?
>>13828954>VHEMTWhat is that leftie shit you're spouting?
>every time MT comes back we make her hat usguys pls
>>13828969MT can't hate usShe's just as fucked up as we are
>>13828961You said that sex is bad.Therefore you're a prude.Simple and logical.
>>13828949I try to be as comprehensive as possibleThat one was pretty good, especially if it was your first time doing that sort of thing!
>>13828969I didnt mean toI'd give her my pony
>>13828964Maybe later this week.
>>13828968http://vhemt.org/The basic philosophy is "May we live long and die out"I'm more of a fan of THEM, but that's not really a practical philosophy that can be applied in every day life
>>13829002Fuck off with those virused sites, just try to shit in my brain.
I just got over the Behavior Modification techniques my psychologist boss was using on me. I don't have to feel good about working, I don't have to feel bad about any of the work still not done, I just have to work.Anyone here have that problem?
>>13829010I'll put a sticky note on my board so I don't forget it.
>>13829024yesss!and don't be so hard on yourself. "your shit" is actually pretty good.
>>13829012Since you're acting like you're functionally retarded, I'll give you the intelligence test from the FAQQ: I’m extra smart. Shouldn’t I pass on my genes?Could you pass a minimal intelligence test if one were required for a “license to breed“?To find out, simply answer this question:In light of the tens of thousands of children dying of malnutrition each day, and considering the number of species going extinct as a result of our excessive reproduction, do you think it would be a good idea to create another of yourself?Yes: We’re sorry,your intelligence is not high enough to perform basic logic.Thank you for trying.Please consider the many options to creating “one of your own”.No: Congratulations!You’re smart enough to pass on your genes.Thanks for not doing so.
>>13828949The really long one, or the newer one?Cuz there's two.
>>13829032That's completely moronic.
>>13829048sounds like someone's upset because they got the answer wrong
>>13829040The newer one.Oh god, I hope I haven't given anyone false hope by not mentioning it as 'big sister celestia.png'
>>13829032>misanthropethis is goldHey, look! We've invented mirror pixels!
>>13829032If you can get the muzzzzzms to go along with this shit, along with everyone else who wants to force us to live the way they want us to live, maybe I'd bite. Having the freedom to permavirgin is decent, but I don't want there to come a day when MP3 theft is punished by the removal of my mouse hand.
>>13829032Thanks for letting the stupid people reproduce more, I guess.
>>13829032As I have said, civilisation of death.I'll send you some lube from the high when Satan will be raping your asshole.
>>13829032This is the kind of shit Freshmen come up with.
miss me yet
Pony is wondering why you won't scrunch with pony.
>>13829111because humans can't scrunch and pony won't make me a pony
>>13829111If I scrunch too much, my face could implode
>>13829032How old are you? 15?
>>13829114pony doesn't know how to make you ponyisn't that a weird request anywayit's not like you can make pony a dragon
The Rockstar cloud servers are unavailable right now. Please try again later.
>>13829148>expecting to get online as soon as servers go up
So does anyone here genuinely like this show or are we here for the flank?Also unicorns can go fuck themselves.
>>13829141pony knows magicpony's been keeping a lot of secrets from meI suspect ponification is one of them
>>13829156I love the show more than my own life.
>>13829156Are you retarded?
>>13829154but the servers went up like six hours agonow I'm home from work and I want to murder people over the internetI don't want to have to use some older murder simulator like blops or counter-strike or whatever
What's with the party hat?
>>13829175Do you even read newsletters you turd
>>13829175It's celebrating the upcoming Libertarian Utopia that the US government shutdown will bring
>>13829156The show is great and I like your choice of pony.
>>13829175It happens every year around this date. No-one knows why, it is a complete mystery. Don't bother looking at the top of the page or anything.
>>13829156What's a flank
>>13829178No I don't.>>13829201Thanks, I will continue never reading the newsletter.
>Sonic confirmed for brawlNot again
>>13829230You ready to be too slow again?He could recover from the very bottom of final destination in Brawl. Complete bullshit.
>>13829230Is Snake back?
>>13829023I hate the very idea of workI just want to win the lottery and live off the interest for the rest of my lifeIs that really too much to ask
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4MOf3eJsoAHow is she?
>>13829183http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Government_shutdown_in_the_United_States#List_of_U.S._government_shutdownsshutdowns seems rather common to me.
>>13829243NoHe was only in Brawl as an advertisement for MGS4, which funnily enough didn't release on a Nintendo platform either.I don't think they're going to let Kojima advertise again.
>>13829203It's what you do when you send your forces down both sides of your enemy, in order to surround them in two or more directions.Source:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Equine_anatomy#External_anatomy
>>13829115I want to fuck that ghost pony
>>13829252Shit mic + camera /10
>>13829251Those are some pendulous balls.
>>13829267pretty sure his answer was sarcastic too
>>13829255>pony pornFixed that for you.
>>13829259I'd rather a plane pony>tfw can't find finished product
>>13829275No, you just messed it up.
>>13829285>wanting Sutherland, slo-mo, 360 no scope, regen health Snake in KerfluffleAnd Again, they're not going to let him advertise that way.
>>13829286Plane ponies are too big and made of metal. I'd rather pilot one.And ghost pony has pretty eyes. And a nice butt.
>>13829230>Sonic with actual combo abilityPrepare your anus>>13829242Sonic really isn't the best in brawl though. Crazy recovery aside, he's got nothing. I really hope he gets some decent buffs.
>>13829303You can pilot her if you know what she means.
>>13829316Man I know it won't happen but if they could ever put in more Sega characters Joe Musashi would be damn baller
>>13829316All those attacks could be done on Brawl.
>>13829347Brawl doesn't have hitstun. I doubt Smash 4 does, but it's nice to hope.
>>13829354Okay, Batman.What draw?
New Kirby game for 3DShttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTM0srjbsjIJust thought I'd let you faggots know.
>>13829381Draw best pony. Make it snappy.
>>13829381Scenerydraw cloudsdale or something
>>13829383yessssss i'm gonna play the shit out of it
>>13829381Draw ponies in socks wearing bows
>>13829381stallions in panties
What did you get pony for her birthday?
>>13829383If anyone else is having the same trouble with that youtube vid as I am, you can check it here as well.http://www.nintendo.com/nintendo-direct/archive/10-01-2013/#/video-kirby
>>138294152 Wonderbolt tickets.She ended up taking Twilight with her.
>>13829383Shit niggerI want that so bad
http://i.imgur.com/oUbmNJn.jpgAdmit it, you would do the same fucking thing.
>>13829383Here's another ink just in casehttp://youtu.be/lR0xZCxuk2A
>>13829475Become a giant smudge?
>>13829475Is that Celestia? Or Pinkie? Or Fluttershy? Or any female from the show?
>>13829475Who is sucking on Dash's nipple?
>>13829032>species going extinct as a result of our excessive reproductionActually simple pollution and foresting is causing the bulk of that, and neither are particularly well-joined with population growth. Foresting in general isn't even cost-effective in most cases, but buying up "damaged" forest lands after a fire or buying up timber from natives in South America is so cheap companies log anyway.
>>13829475Would pone smell good?
>>13829487> literal Rainbow Dash cutie mark> JJ humanized sameface it's shit lel>>13829488According to the request it's Applejack.
There's a demo for AA5 right now for 3DS. Just an FYI.
>>13829502He's right though, I literally couldn't tell which pony that was supposed to be sucking on Dash's tit
>>13829512What if I told you it was a particularly well-endowed blank flank?
>>13829517Ace Attorney 5
>>13829512It's more fun when you can pin a scene from the show as something that might be echoed saucily by a humanization.http://i.imgur.com/uHvi4Pc.jpg
>>13829502>Implying I'm wrongI'm talking about the other one jjdrone
>>13829502> JJ humanized sameface it's shit lelYes, it is. All the examples you posted, jjdrone, is one big sameface.Just fyi: there is a reason why people don't like JJ or his humanizations.
Pony feels like you don't love her anymore.
>>13829557> "is THAT x"> two peopleNot my fault you're terrible at making yourself clear.> jjdroneWow
>>13829559>no transparent sameface eclipsing the sky
>>13829559> implying we wouldn't watch the fuck out of a show that looked and was voiced entirely like Hoity
>>13829576>HoityTALK SHITGET HIT
>>13829576i wish ohihoi was mlps director
>>13829566Maybe pony and I need to take some time away on a vacation somewhere. Where does pony want to go?
>>13829559>jjdroneRoss, I know it hurts, but maybe people like the sort of sameface lithe body over hula hoops of swirling Pinkie fat and Astro Boy eyes.
>>13829541I'd fuck any Pinkie humanizationeven JJ's
>>13829583>>13829589Fffffffine, or that faggot Fancy Pants.
>>13829568>Not my fault you're terrible at making yourself clear.Not my fault you're a retard and a drone.
>>13829589Use your magic you stupid horse.
>>13829600> retard drone #rekt>>13829487> Is that (singular) any female from the show?> two charactersWhat, am I supposed to say #shotsfired now?
if Gilda were my dom things would be different around here
>>13829610You just as bad as he is. You flat out called him Ross
>You are now imagining all of Equestria Girls as if it had been performed enthusiastically by Fancy Pant's VA."Oh, I don't think you understand. You'd have to convince everyone here to vote for you instead of her: the athletes, the fashionistas, the dramas, the eco-kids, the techies, the rockers..."
>>13829568> jjdroneNBS just fuck off
>>13829610Come on, out of two characters one has Dash's fucking cutie mark on her thigh, you'd be incredibly obtuse if you thought he didn't mean the other one.
>>13829630>calling anyone Ross who isn'touch
>>13829626She'd whip you into shape no doubt.
>>13829630> You> confusing anonymous posters> on an anonymous message boardWow
pony went outside wearing long sleeves and got them all muddy
>>13829645> implying that's distinguishable from a baiting asshole who wants to say all JJ's faces look alike, so "lel are these even show characters"?
>tfw no 3D pony platformerThat new Super Mario 3D World actually made me feel excited for it after the horrible E3 reveal.
>>13829657I can tell it's you because all of your posts are more than 60 secs apart.
>>13829666ARE THOSE WI->face
>>13829664Give her a time out and no supper
>>13829664I'm not surpriseddoes she want help getting undressed or can she put them in the hamper herself?I'm sure we have a nice set of pajamas for her to change in too
>>13829688...there's a face?
>>13829678>baiting>MUH PERFECT HUSBANDO
>>13829683It's just like the 3ds game, which can only mean good things.
>>13829690pony put on a new pair already
>>13829686>I can tell Anonymous from Anonymous because the cooldowns!This is some sort of tic specific to 4chan but it doesn't make it any less stupid.
>>13829666I don't particularly care for sheela's art, but it makes me unf and hate myself pretty much every time
>>13829678But he's right, that one in particular doesn't resemble any character from the show at all
>>13829664that better not have been MY shirt
RADIO GOO GOO
>>13829678They do though
>>13829688The face sucks
>>13829703>implying you have to like JJ to recognize samefacebait
>>13829715does it look like your shirt?
>>13829710oh, alrightpony can join me on the couch if she wants to watch me try to play gta
>>13829711>>13829723You're not doing a very good job then
>JJ the Jetplane threadI wish he'd make more Zecora.http://i.imgur.com/vnMD4MV.jpg
oh my god are you guys still arguing about thisyou're both retarded, shut the fuck up
>>13829704The 3DS was nice, but boring.This on the other hand looks amazing. The only downside is no online, but I can live without it.And this ND was actually pretty good outside the Expand Dong delay (fuck everything)
>>13829726Stream GTA you fucking fucking cunt
>>13829743The cat power up seems like the best one I've ever seen, so much potential. I hope they bring it back to later games
PURPLE WIZARD NEEDS FOOD BADLY
>>13829683My only gripe is that we still can't play as wario and waluigi insteadat least let me choose them over the toad and peach
>>13829743You bought a 3DS? Why?
>>13829746I have no hdmi capture card and it would pretty much just be a stream of "launching session"
>>13829712yeah, me too.her faces suck, but I'd still rail her Fluttershy's asshole.
>>13829735exactly one min apart>lel
>>13829735>coincidences don't happen, must be a cooldown>everyone with a contrary opinion must be the same person>it's only ever one guy who hates fanfiction or RCHYou've gone full-on Ponychan.
>>13829725no, thank god
>>13829756because it actually has fun games
>>13829759You fucking suck
MLPG GTA V PS3 CREW WHERE?
>>13829742I love hiding
>>13829736The newest addition to his long list of faults are breasts, he used to be able to draw near-perfect fake breasts on every single character relatively well, now he's trying to make them more realistic and they are just all over the place in weird shapes and positions.
>>13829777I don't know, do you want me to make one?
>>13829773You bought it because everyone else was buying huh?
>>13829756Got it for cheap yo.
>>13829776blame rockstar for taking a week to put together their online and still not being preparedI've streamed vidya before and no one was interested and I'm pretty sure this would turn out the same>>13829777>ps3nowhere because you're on the wrong system
>>13829777MLPG confirmed for consolefags. You are all dead to me.
>>13829789Nope. I had it day one
Pony asks politely not to cum in her face
>>13829798Please man, I play games on pc as well.
>>13829798>implying I don't have a pc and a consoleenjoying those sour grapes?
>>13829782I like the fact they sort of squish or have variation. Even if it's beyond him to speedpaint different eye shapes and still retain his sense of facial structure, it's one thing that for example distinguishes Pinkie from Dash in that earlier picture.It's also true real boobs are kind of weird.>>13829541I'd still take it over King Cheetah, who's developed the perfect "weird broken back big-titty female" model and swap out the heads for the characters.Even then all his ponies look the fucking same.Who does good facial variations? Thelivingmachine?
>>13829810>that entire galleryfuck"why" doesn't even begin to cover it
>>13829815King Cheetah is just awful
>>13829798I'm not a consolefag, Anon!We can wait for V's shitty port to release in 6 months together and then blame the old awful consoles for how low they had to set the bar with everything that requires performance.
>>13829777>being a beta testerShould've just waited until the PC version.
>>13829810If only I had an account to furfaggotry
>>13829798I have both. Playing my catgirl in XIV and thug life in GTAV. The life
>>13829837in this case it's not worth ithe's the same artist that brought you this masterpiece
>>13829808can I cum inside her instead?
>>13829845Holy shit this is horrifying! I want to make an account and just tell this shit to stop drawing
>>13829839> BLUSSHHHFucking WHY? To him they look like fucking bizarro apes about to get their fuck on in a weird carriage.
>>13829760>but I'd still rail her Fluttershy's asshole.You don't say...
>>13829855it takes like ten seconds and I'm pretty sure you can use mailinatorbut you'd be denying the world treasures like this
>>13829815Real boobs are one thing and what he draws are another, even when he puts them in realistic but unusual positions it's obvious it's not a conscious effort.I prefer KC, because even though it's all the exact same with the lowest amounts of variation, at least it's sharp, not blurred to oblivion to hide flaws, and JJ's faces aren't just all the same but I find them rather ugly as well, not that KCs are anything brilliant.
>>13829839The douche drives a Camaro. Every giirls wet dream
>>13829845> that long-assed barrel with flounder-face hips
>>13829869Why is her left breast disproportionally larger than her right one?
>>13829839I have the mixedest feelings. I don't know if it's more funny, disappointing or disgusting.
>>13829845>>13829869Holy shit dudeI'm glad I'm missing out
>>13829845I fucking hate artists
>>13829839why do they need a car if she can fly
>>13829880asymmetrical breasts are the hot new fetish in the anthro worldIt combines the greatness of big breasts with the awesomeness of huge breasts
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvQZdG99UYwhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvQZdG99UYwhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvQZdG99UYwholy shit my sides
pony only hits you because she loves you
>>13829905humans can't fly
>>13829925holy shit that's awful
>>13829932she has wings
>>13829928Pone can go fuck herself.
>>13829925That wasn't really funny at all
>>13829932But what about Flash Sentry?
>>13829925What in the fuck did I just watchYou just wasted my life with this anon
>>13829925For once he deserves every last brony buck.
>>13829928I appreciate the attention, but she's going to have to put forth more effort if she really wants to change me
>>13829945Twilight's a pony, though
>>13829949http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-mhT6HM22cThis is a little better.
>>13829925>a wild x appears>x used x>it's super effectiveSTOP THIS SHITIT'S NOT FUCKING FUNNY HOLY CHRISTTHIS IS YOUTUBE COMMENT TIER HUMOR
>>13829845Oh, Furaffinityhow I love theesuch a magical land of turgid delights
>>13829966Writing isn't really his forte.
>>13829966Wat, no it isn't.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyNa_NsMR_4
>>13829986I'LL TAKE A BAKER'S DOZEN
>>13829980I LOVE YOUYOU LOVE MEWE'RE A HAPPY FAMILY
>>13829980Is that a guy or a girl?
>>13829993BUT ANONWHAT ABOUT THOSE CREAM FILLED PONUTS
http://i.imgur.com/F3i9M4n.pngRasp at least is doing some pretty nice humanizations.
>>13829987I love rocko's modern lifehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7NqVH9oC1c&t=0m36s
I wantto draw a pony.
>>13830007needs to reduce the hips and augment the chest, but it's alright I guess
>>13830014kill la kill pony
>>13830014Dash attempting to get hooked on phonics.
>>13830014Draw Babs Pone
>>13830014draw big pony cuddling small ponyor homogaffermore homogaffer is always welcome
>>13830014Draw pony in a cat outfit
>>13829987RememberBe hotBe NAUGHTYBe courteous
>>13830012"You're an idiot"finally, someone that understands us
>>13830016> reduce the hipsYOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH
>>13830014Draw adult Babs pone visiting Applebloom, and Babs is a head taller than her. Like Macs height>>13830027
>>13830014YAY one last drawfag still survives
>>13830038alright fine, increase her stature overalland give her wingsshe's a princess now, she should be wearing her wings
>>13830014I do too goat. I do too. Unfortunately, my drawing skill equates to that of a ten year old girl who just started drawing her first husband
>>13830046Why not start now?
>>13830046You suck at drawing. Don't ever draw.
>>13830056ask him why everything he draws is so horrifically unsettling
>>13830046At least you're not SA
>>13830056Fuck off Kevinsano. We don't care about your tumblr faggotry
>>13830061No, more like "should I eat my own cum" questions. Or "why haven't you just bought a Chance yet if you like horse cocks so much."
Would you let yourself be german suplexed?
>>13830056That's kind of like every time he comes here, isn't it?
>>13829993>>13830002How am I gonna fill all these requests...
>>13830065> Someone posts something about X> Must be X posting it!> Signed, Final Boss of the Internet, AnonymousNooooooooope.
>>13830050 I've posted art here before and been met with mostly negative feedback. It hasn't discouraged me from drawing. But I'm way more cautious about what I post here now... and I'm at work.
>>13830077How do you suplex yourself
>>13830077I would suplex Flitter because is my privilege.
>>13830071>ANY questions>except the ones that are actually interestingI already unfollowed brae's askblog because I get enough dumb lewd nonsense from rediv
>>13829925UUUHHM, THIS LOOKS LIKE EGORAPTOR
>>13830046M-maybe you could draw me a Mayor Mare anyways? I'd love to see you try.>>13830044I can never ded.
>>13830081Why do you feel the need to post tumblr shit like this then?
>>13830096Hasn't it been like a year since he's done a video
>Valve trademarked Half Life 3IT'SFUCKINGHAPPENING
>>13830079Kevinsano comes here? I thought he came wherever he wanted.
>>13830105>tfw no more sequlitus
>>13830096>looksIt's because it is egoraptor, he joined up with TW.>>13830105nope, the pokemon was the latest one a few months ago.
>>13830080I could help you fill them~
>>13830063Are you kidding? That's super cute. It'd be hilarious to have a regular little girl drawfagging here.
>>13830087new canvas anon?
>>13830110Filtered what, "Kevinsano"?
>>13830110This is like the stupidest way to get banned
>>13830096uuuhhh....put it in the pizza
>>13830094I wonder what it is about certain people that just bring in the lewd questionsRediv and Braeburned and now Kev all get "hows ur dick?" questionsBut whenever AA or LK or Nobby do them they get actual interesting questions
>>13830139It's about popularity.
>>13830139Neither AA nor LK answered my lewd questions
>>13830139The former 3 are much more brony-popular.
>>13830125>acual little girl>in MLPGThat would be horrifying
>>13830087You suck at drawing kraut. Fuck off.
>>13830139Rediv is huge and fat and prone to discussing what she likes to fuck with, Braeburn is turbo-gay and made some of the first unf stallion stuff, and Kevin I guess draws quality pony on pony futa.But it's mostly a popularity thing.
>>13830139I think it's both a matter of popularity and emulation of the artist's way to speak.AA or LK or Nobby all use proper punctuation, for instance.
>>13830142>if you're popular people never stop asking about what you put in your buttI don't want to be popular
>>13830152I never really considered rediv that popular
>>13830161put stuff in your butt
>>13830164Rediv came to MLPG after getting at least somewhat popular, she didn't start out here.
Sweetiebelle isn't a very clever pony.
>>13830159Also rediv is a grill so that's going for her tooShe actually dislikes liking her just for that
>>13830168But I'm not popular!
>>13830087What kind of stuff did you draw? Unless you had hateanons or drew ideologically sensitive stuff like fluffy pony or gore, I wouldn't think you'd have much negative feedback.
>>13830084Why are their unicorn horns growing out of the ground everywhere.Is this the pony equivalent of the cabbage patch thing.
Which pony is most likely to wake up at the "crack of noon"?
Pony ate your burger
>>13830020>kill la killso hypeyoutube.com/watch?v=OHRmyeMk_rg
>>13830099 I guess I could give it a shot when I get home. Don't expect much though.>>13830128 No, but feel free to try again.
>>13830123Why anon, whatever do you mean?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbBi2j_HLTc
how would you, specifically, prank pony?
>>13830209Post some art
>>13830191>sword scissoroh god what the shit
>>13830212No artwork exists of Pony Joe injecting Pinkie Pie's ponut with his cream filling
>>13830176Really, what made her crawl out of her tumblr hole?
>>13830242We found out about Red the pony, she heard about it and came to check the threads out and she stayed.
>>13830020Pony is not for kill, Anon.
>>13830242I can only assume the slutty mare discussion involving her oc
>>13830242A bunch of greentexts adopted her Red Ribbon character as "The Slutty Pony" and someone linked her to here. Then she stuck around a bit.
>>13830212I would rim his ponut and lick frosting off his balls
>>13830248I'd kill la pon if you know what I mean
>>13830248yes, i love you goat
>>13830269Snarky Bastard no
>>13830269Ponut Joe has a great life
>>13830242> her Tumblr hole
>>13830248I like your drawings but please draw better
>>13830235it's made by the people that did TTGLThat is all you need to know>>13830248Thanks a lot goat!
>>13830275i'm none of the three SBs.they are all ded
>>13830271I don't think she'd like that.>>13830274~
>>13830290Yea I mean the animation is fantastic and everything but just the concept of these weapons makes me wtf so hard.