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>>13822835I would join if I had my Ps3 with me right now. Maybe in a week
>>13822791Do you think Octavia or vinyl will have lines/parts in season 4? should they?
WOOFIRST GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN IN 17 YEARSALRIGHT LETS DO ITIf only it did more than just shut down parks.
pony wants to go plinking with you
>>13822904I've only got an airsoft pistol that I built myself
>>13822877I honestly wouldn't care it's up to the writers if they wish to use them. Would be cool
>>13822904Why does pony need a gun when she has a more effective weapon growing out of her forehead
>>13822904I expected that more of griffin.I'd go plinking with pony.
Will we see more flying lizards in the 4th act?
>>13822877It doesn't really matter so long as they don't confirm too many shitty brony fanons>hurr roommates xD>hurr 2classy xD
>>13822943The roomates thing was something that MLPG developed
>>13822924>Griffons are the Klingons of equestriaOkay!
what if skunk pony?
>>13822922Only a handfull of ponies can make use of their horn as an effective and reliable weaponMost ponies only know a few basic spells related to their special talents.
MTWHEN DOES THE RAPE, FORCED IMPREGNATION, AND VAGINA-TEARING BIRTH START ON YOUR NEW BLOG?
>>13822956So was the word brony
>>13822943Just because it's fanon doesn't mean it's shotty and baseless.Most people pegged Octavia as being serious because of how she reacted to Pinkie's antics at the GGG, for instance.
>>13822877Vinyl might, but she didn't have any on EG, so I doubt she will inS4>>13822956Just because MLPG started it doesn't mean it's good. Or are you going to seriously imply that Doctor Hooves is a good fanon?
I don't know anymore, MLPGI just don't know
>>13822968Rarity's pretty good at magic though
looks like my schedule's clear for a few days. who wants to pony pony should a pony?
We ded now
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWNDUN DUN DUNNNN
>>13822952They give me blisters.
Happy BJ 4chan
>>13822938Only if the Mane Six have to reforge the Elements of Harmony, and a Dragon tribe just happened to put their settlement where the material of Raw Kindness is found.
>>13823004Yeah, but only with spells related to gems, basic telekinesis, and a "6th sense" for seeing the potential for beauty in things.
Goodnight, great nation.
>>13822993What>>13822985said I don't see any serious repercussions if they were seen as roommates in the show. Nonetheless I wish people would stop acting as if the popular BG ponies are radioactive as soon as someone suggests a small scene or cameo with them in the show. It's not it's someone personalized oc is in the show
>>13823044>rara will never see the potential beauty in you
is /pol/ gone? can we talk about girls with big cocks again?
>>13823069we can always talk about girls with huge cocks
is there a pic of pinkie in this party hat?if not can someone make one please?
>>13823069I prefer my girls to be actually female.
girls with big cocksor guys with small cocks in cute dresses
>>13823069Let's talk about turning the sub into ponychan.
>mfw the United States government shut down>on 4chan's birthdayIT'S A SIGN
HOORAY AMERICA IS OVERDO WE GET TO PICK WHAT COUNTRY WE'RE FROM NOW?I WANNA BE FROM DJIBOUTI BECAUSE IT SOUNDS FUNNY
>>13822791Oh man Spike has a party hat.Is it time for parties?
>>13823044She could still punch you in the brain with that basic telekinesis after seeing the potential for beauty in your life as a lobotomised retard.
>>13823063I didn't say I'm against it.I'm just saying that just because MLPG came up with it, doesn't mean it's automatically good or fine. Again, take Doctor Hooves for example. That came from here, yet it's the most idiotic, baseless and popular fanon in the fandom.
>>13823069I just want a cute, thin boy with a big cockI'll bottom for him even though I'm normally a topI wouldn't mind a girl though, that's just a little unrealistic
>>13823063Roommates doesn't make senseIt's an awful sitcom prompt>this no fun allowed orchestra player wanted to shack up with a DJ
>>13823090Any anon here
>>13823090oh man, such a hard choice.can i be the guy with the small cock in the cute dress?i bet she'd try her best to contain her laughter when comparing her fully erect giant of flesh with my tiny penis
>>13823069I want to be a mare and get cummed inside of. I think it'd be amazing to feel a colt's orgasm fill my cooter. It'd also be exciting to take the risk of having babies, but I think it'd be better if I were married girl pone to do that.
>>13823127>that feeli'd love to have a cute twinky boy all to myself.i'd be the best most loving boyfriend ever
>>13823176so what you're saying is you wish to be the pretty maremy nigga
>>13823174>You'll never spitroast a cute boy with a little cock in a dress with CelestiaWhy do I even live?
>>13823090Second choice.>tfw you will never fuck pantyanon in his cute little CMC corset
>tfw no qt gov
guns aren't necessarily bad
congress.exe has stopped working
>>13823113I have a party going on in this popcorn
I'm pretty sure that MLPGcon would end up with at least a dozen guys going on dates
>>13823239>implying it ever worked to begin withdemocracy a shit
>>13823234guns do not have morals or a concept of good and bad
>>13823211Yeah, that'd be awesome. I'd do up my mane and tail as pretty as I could everyday. I think it'd be fun. I'd probably be very bisexual to achieve maximum satisfaction with my hot, refined mare body.
Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Celestia!
>>13823234I agreeA simple mechanical device with no will on who or what is in front of it has no more inherent good or evil nature to it than any other inanimate object.I of course love guns. The way they look, the fine craftsmanship, the shinny steel and the polished wood.
>>13823239Stallman warned us about the dangers of non-free government
>>13822876>https://e621.net/post/show/43169/No, it was not some furry shit. It was simple. I guess I'll check the basically unsearchable archives. Ugh.
>>13823225i'd start with him fully clothed. i'd caress and make out with him.i wish i could find boys like that in real life.
So can we start our own countries now?
>>13823271Plus they're a hell of a lot of fun to plink targets with.I also really love the smell of gunpowder smoke.
>>13823283NoThe military will shoot you for free if you try to secede.
Worst debates in MLPG:>Pedo debates>Gun DebatesWhat are the worst?
>>13823268Is it time?
>>13823271>I of course love guns. The way they look, the fine craftsmanship, the shinny steel and the polished wood.I don't own any but damn if there aren't some fine looking guns
>>13823280>i wish i could find boys like that in real lifeI dated a crossdresser onceHe was cuteHe'd sit in my lap with a cute skirt and stockings
>>13823304Debating about unrelated debates
Look at this chubby pony.
>>13823310>tfw Pinkie saw Crankey Doodle's McNuggies>tfw now she craves them
>>13823271>tfw love guns from the engineering standpoint>Hate them from a moral standpoint
>>13823304Pedo debates because people don't even try to use logicIt's just a bunch of pedos and a bunch of people that think all pedos are rapists flinging shit at each other
>pinkie pie teasing Lord Hater's raging 8-inch bone__
>you will never go to the firing range with your qt boyfriend>you will never go with him to a gun show grab some military surplus and then have cute boy sex after coming home
>>13823304Generalizing debates in an attempt to make them look bad, when in fact they can be quite civil and fun would have to take the cake.
>>13823331Chubby ponies are some of the best.
>>13823331>chubbyHey, that's all muscle. Apple ponies don't have a bit of flab on 'em.
>>13823349just build guns that fire food directly to the homeless or something
>>13823321I wish I could find a girl who liked crossdressers in real life.
why did you move out of that horse before image capnow my image which I searched several minutes for will go entirely unnoticed >>13823352
>>13823349But they let us kill tasty wild animals quickly and cleanly, and fire bean bags at unruly peopleAnd we might use railguns to launch spacecraft eventually
>>13823280I wish I could find boys that can cum that much too
>>13823379>I wish I could find a girl>GirlJust find a bisexual guy
>>13823321oh that's nice.strange, where did that jar labelled "military grade heavy duty grade a first rate industrial strength jelly" suddenly come from? it wasn't here before your post;_;
>>13823398That doesn't seem as appealing.
>tfw you tried putting on panties and stockings before>tfw you look amazing
>>13823393pony is a tasty wild animaldo you want to kill her
>>13823387As in "in the top percentile of ponies"Rarity is STILL best pony though
>>13823394i wish pantyanon was my boyfriend.i think i have crush on him.
>>13823424>tfw tried putting panties on>tfw can't find any that fit my junk and my hips
>>13823425I bet pony tastes like skittles
>>13823391that was a mildly funny comic
>>13823391good eye , Tuck
>>13823454I want to taste the rainbow
>>13823424>tfw you kinda want to try
>>13823414>Getting fucked in the ass while wearing a pretty dress>Not appealing
>>13823426Why not both?
government.exe stopped workingwashington32/congress.dll not found
>>13823424pics on /unf/ when
>>13823424>tfw fat and hairy
>>13823426>such good tastesMy giganigga
>>13823480not him, but i'm still working on it too.if trapanon comes back one day that might mean you guys might have four traps to get you through the winter
Why aren't you planning ways to build yourself an artificial sentience pone waifu, MLPG?Do you not want your pone waifu to be real?
LOOK A PONY
>>13823503We're going to need it. Pantyanon seems to disappearing. I wish he had a schedule or something.
>>13823479Now all we need to do is exceed that debt ceiling.And then, it is finally time.
>>13823511cute girly looking boys are real
>>13823478What do you mean?TWO best ponies?That wouldn't work since Rarity is obviously superior.
>tfw no MLPG crossdressers near me to watch pone with while they're dressed up as a pretty girl
Do you like cookies /mlpg/?
>>13823539But Rarity is second best pony
>>13823533Why not just borrow another couple trillion dollars? We can borrow our way out of this mess, I'm sure. It's not as if we have to pay it back or anything... I mean, that's what bankruptcy's for, right?
You can tell a lot about a person based on their taskbar
>>13823539Rarity is sixth best pony.
>>13823268Sie sind ein Dumpkof.
>>13823550into the trash compactor they go
>>13823550if there ever was an MLPGcon i'd try to convince the others to get a hotel room together in which we welcome any anon who wants some fun with us~we all know that that will never happen ;_;
>>13823511Girls that are vaguely similar to my waifu are real.there wasn't much to be similar to in the first place. background pony master race.
>>13823578>>13823561False.Rarity is BEST pony.
>>13823581what kind of word is that
Pony wants you to eat her
>>13823551i'm doing lots of things with cookies, anon
Would you guys really fuck a crossdresser?
>>13823614the notsee kind
>>13823569>having a taskbar
>Implying there's a pony that can compare to the cuteness that is Lera.
I heard there was a an orgy at the last Bronycon and you guys have evidence of it? GIB PICS
>>13823511Because I plan on becoming the terrifying robot.
>>13823581>Dumpkof>anstelle DumkopfErhalten Sie eine Last dieser Verlierer
>>13823626only if he was a qt3.14
>>13823613I can give you tied for first, thats the best i can do
>>13823626I would fuck a person who wants to fuck me back.Scratch my back and I'll scratch yours, capiche?
What's that stupid URL someone bought that redirects to the sub? horsefucking.xxx or some shit?
>>13823626YesI'll fuck a guy regardless of what they're wearing
>>13823649german is a shit tier languageit's like english but worse
>>13823626Depends. But most likely yeah.
>Twilight use a growth spell she recently studied>ends up making Fattyshy the first time>uses the spell again in the same episode>makes MussclejackThat is a very steep degree of improvement between two uses.
>>13823649>Dumkopf>anstelle von DummkopfGuckt euch mal den Pappenheimer an.NSDAP
>>13823626Nah, butt stuff weirds me out
>>13823626Only if he looks good
>>13823399Aspirant please, no need to whore for attention so obviously, People remember you but if you start to use Kraut's technique for attention they will start to hate you too. I will.Also, I believe (in the context of a post he quoted) original poster meant "TAW" but he was just too newfag to remember the name of a writefag who made that sacral post.
>>13823655man, I would totally be down for scratching your backif that involved you fucking me and me scratching your back in pleasure
>>13823626I am not a homosexualand I like to keep my penis away from bacteria dens>10 enemas later>bacteria just move in from further down the tract
>last thread dedFUCKNODAMMIT WHY
>>13823569>Kega FusionI use RetroArch for Mega Drive emulation. Does everything except 32x.
yo that's real gay brostop
>404I just don't know what went wrong...
i mad you a hors mlg
>>13823670Du bist ein Scheiß-tier Sprache. Hitler sprach Deutsch und er war ein ziemlich cooler Typ.
Ponies being ponies.
>>13823569Do your worst nigga
>>13823718Thats going right up on the fridge
>>13823708what should we do...?
>>13823712Why doesn't windows let you shrink it when it's on the side? Even ubuntu lets you do that, and you can't even move the unity dockStupid windows
>>13823718This is a med-quality horse. I can appreciate your artistic skills but only horses of the finest quality are suitable for reproduction.
>>13823714Homosexuality is just part of the human condition
>>13823712side taskbar's useful especially if you're running windowed games that are a bit too tall on a laptop, like i am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvQFnK5FWZYWill pone ever get its own, terrible animated series?
>>13823724deine mudda war'n ziemlich guter typ.
>>13823685>Mit Google TranslateDie extra 'von' ist nicht notwendig.
>>13823731continue here I guess? Celestiafags love to do ERP on live threads, and no one seems to care any more.
Homosexuality is perfectly natural.
>>13823725Those horses are gay.
>>13823724Seriously have you actually stopped to think about your grammatical structureIt makes English look like a cakewalk (and it isn't). Our impossibly frequent spelling and conjugation idiosyncrasies don't even begin to create the headaches German's archaic grammar does
>>13823757not him, but i hat widescreens. sidebar master race.
Gimme ideas for MLP related murders
>>13823671>>13823690Facewise or bodywise?Like would you fuck pantyanon? That gives me a would give me a good indicator for comparison
>>13823787Death by cuddling. You see its the most sinister of crimes because they simply think the pony died happily in their sleep
>>13823713I want to see their attempts at minmaxxing applied to resourcemanagement
Meester ras taal rapportering
>>13823770Aha. Seit wann? War schon seit 'ner Weile nicht mehr in der Schule.
>>13823782That would certainly explain why they're kissing ponies of their own gender
FUCKI CAN'T REMEMBER METAL SONIC'S PATTERNSpindash, Dash, Spin jump, Spindash, repeat?
>>13823777So is rape and murder.
>>13823704It's actually way worse for you to use that many enemas. Once or twice is enough
>>13823773if you say so>>13823315>Derpy's cheeks turn rosy as a sheepish smile comes to her face>"Aw shucks.">>13823224>her body tenses up and her wings flare as you punctuate your words with another firm squeeze>"Y-You should be careful, Anon.">her half-lidded eyes (one of them at least) gaze up at you>"If you make me pop, I'm gonna have to make you pop too."
>>13823379Can't be that uncommon
>>13823807>dutch>not english with german words and a horrible numbering system
>>13823795You gotta be cute facewise, no questions. Bodywise, I got wide tastes.
>>13823816rape maybe, but murder goes against a species' natural survival instincts. Unless of course its in self defense
>>13823814Is a wonderful flash game.
Why so glum, my faithful student? Are you not happy that your quest is complete, and you can return to your studies in Canterlot?
>>13823754Worst MS drawing ever. So half assed. Quantity doesn't equal quality.Post the version with faces everywhere.
>>13823304Discussing anything unrelated makes us no different in any way/shape/form to piss.Right now everybody here is piss.
>>13823816That is correct, but both of those harm the people you do them to.
>>13823795Face is more important to me so long as they aren't fatI'm not opposed to hooking up with someone if I've only seen their body though
I have successfully distracted the local central Europeans with my rusty, sub-par German skills. I will consider this a success.
>>13823842i like his ideas
>>13823840>not attaching those electrodes to Derpy's futa mare cock
>>13823819>grab both of her butt cheeksExactly.
>>13823831>murder goes against a species' natural survival instinctsNo it doesn't, natural instinct often ENCOURAGES killing other tribes.
>>13823840I want to make an estim machine
my back itches
>>13823873It's only $20 bucks. Cheaper if you have some stuff already.
You will never be a mare in a pretty dress.
>>13823813>having trouble with Silver Sonichuehuehue
>>13823867>wanting to drown in her endlessly fountaining glue-thick maresemen
>>13823814>>13823907I'd rather sleep.
>>13823839Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo
>>13823906I just forgot when he jumps.I haven't played S2 in like 4 years
>>13823918>not wanting to drown in her endlessly fountaining glue-thick maresemen
>>13823901>Amazon Celestia will never welcome you to Equestria by sitting her gargantuan sweaty ass on your face and muffling the sounds around you with her butt cheeks
>>13823937You cut one off faggot
Don't forget to brush your teeth tonight!
>>13823937>using mirc>Not using weechat or hexchat>using chrome>Not using furryfox>PlebspottersfyFor shame mewball, for shame
RollingEvens: DrawOdds: WriteDubs: Vidya
>>13823819start to move my hands all over her body, while kissing herher ass, thighs, belly, breast, belly button (pay extra attention there), all over her body
>>13823961OH FUCK I FORGOT LAST NIGHT, TOOBe right back
This is the only pony I would fuck.
>>13823987so closeWrite smut.
>>13823907>still no AWAKEN MY MASTERS pic with Cadence, Luna and Celestia
>>13823961I HAVE TO BRUSH MY TEETH WITH PRESCRIPTION TOOTHPASTE BECAUSE I HAVE WEAK ENAMEL I BLAME YOU TOOTHPASTE PONY
>>13824000>not babsYou don't deserve pony sex.
>>13823814COME MY MINIONSRISE FOR YOUR MASTER
>>13823959did you seriously have to take up a name?who the fuck asked you?
>>13823951it was MPC but what i was watching ended>>13823959can't torrent my music at school m8, its spotify or youtube>>13823971just using it for xdccspotify reason aboveno real reason for chrome i use firefox sometimes too>>13823974even though i have time for the internet i feel like i shouldn't get into anything with anyone right now, but i'll probably respond if you want to talk i guess
http://i.imgur.com/3YCzsuY.png>that fucking bellyUNF
>>13824017Toothpaste pony didn't make you drink all that soda and eat all that cyanide
>>13824033>even though i have time for the internet i feel like i shouldn't get into anything with anyone right now, but i'll probably respond if you want to talk i guesswhat happened?
>>13823987Write about the biggest horse you can think of.
>>13824032He's just stalking popularfags
Give me a mid-tier fetish.I need ideas for drawing.
>>13824014Cars: CelestiaWham: LunaACDC: Cadence
>>13824045You continue to not deserve pony sex
>>13824040YES SHE DID
>>13824014Fun fact: Takehito Koyasu (Dio) voiced Blueblood in Japan.
>>13824048just collegei feel bad being on the internet even if nothing is going on since this is supposed to be the >time of my life
>>13824033>using nonfree software for XDCC>using nonfree software for anythingInstall hexchat
>>13824066don't sweat the "time of my life" stuff.
What did the book say about boys?
>>13824051Fluttershy orgasm denial
>>13824033You gotta use Pandora niggi, personally I use elpis so I can use hotkeys to turn it off and on.http://www.adamhaile.net/projects/elpis/
>>13824051Real ultimate pony penis
>>13824092YOU HAVE HIS FUCKING SKYPEUSE IT YOU LOW-HANGING FRUIT
>>13824088they are for putting make-up on and dressing up
>>13824088I am uncomfortable just looking at this pic.
>>13824088nothingit's just a picture of joseph stalin
>>13824026COME MY ONIONS
>>13824103fucking Weaver man, he does it to me too
>>13824068wait mirc isnt shareware?thanks for the recommendation>>13824092but then i can't choose albums and listen to them all the way throughits cool for passive listening or finding new music but other than that nah m8 also kill yourself>>13824082i mean, im not really, as I am doing things with people everyday, but i don't want my memories of college to be me sitting in my dorm room on 4chan,
>>13824066Oh we get it, you're too good for us.
>>13823883That's the thingI've got that little amp thing from the tutorialI've been trying to scavenge some transformers from my junk box
MLPG likes their pony the same way they like their image boardTen years old, loud and obnoxious!
>>13824099>its still water, you donut
>>13824090Okay, I'll try this.
>>13824088It's time for a makeover
>>13824149>shareware>"free"I can't wait until richard stallman speaks at whatever school you go to
>>13824172Anon pls, AppleDan uses the "low hanging fruit" excuse all the time
>>13824182>NOT USING VIMGO BREAK YOUR PINKY NERD
>>13824198>the joke>your head
>>13824217Please explain, I really don't get it
>tfw no communist bf
>>13823272It was open source until someone tried to fork the codebase over master-slave processes. It's all been downhill from there.
>>13824198>all the timelet_go_of_your_hate.png
>>13824205Oh TwilyYou seem like alot of fun
>>13824162I'd just order some news ones man. Get some new ones that'll likely be usable AND reliable. You're going to shock your dick after all. Be careful about it. Also check all connections to see if they're secure. They might not be first time you try it.
>never really bothered with the sub>someone mentions pantyanon>go check it outholy jeez, I wish I could be MLPG's subby little trap and dress in cute stockings for you all and take requests :(
OK MLPGYou can either have all of your blood drained out, splashed on the dirty floor, scooped all back up and put back into youorYou can snuggle Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash in bed, with you in between them, nonsexually
Seven days later, after a weeklong ban...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gspg08BHpL4
>>13824164But I like my image board to be funny, aggressive, lewd, and serious.And that's not how I like my pony at all!
>>13824229there was a cap of some conversion about ice and water>water is still water even when frozen>thats ice, you dipshit>its still water, you donutthe insult was pretty funny
>>13824268stop drawing stuff people are gonna hate you for and draw more rougeplease
>>13824272I've never actually ever seen 4chan act "serious"Its always been stupid shit with bouts of rage
>>13824268I don't like her belly there, it seems too "thin".
>>13824290Really? I'm in a really nice /co/ thread right now and I've seen MLPG have serious discussion all the time.It may be stupid discussion, but it's real, serious discussion. And bouts of rage are part of the aggressiveness.
>>13824115Josef StallionRuler of StalliongradDuh
>tfw ross comes crawling back to loserville because he has no fans
>>13824327>crawling backthis expression is funny
>>13824268Ross, real talk hereIt would be well advised to bring pinkie's hands and feet more in line with the rest of her body. You may think it is cartoonish, and may be, but it harms the design of the character.You clearly want to draw the attention of the viewer to her flabby gut and squishy center. By giving her small hands and feet, the outline of her harms naturally end up pointing in such a way as to direct attention AWAY from the features that you clearly want to accentuate (that being her soft and lovaable belly)by the way, thanks for fulfilling the "poofy hair" request, it was pretty cute.
>>13824332I want to lay across her lap and have her belly pushing down on my back
>>13824332>fat>good at all
>>13824327>ross comes back when the government shuts down>ross is a government worker that gets paid for drawing fat fetish stuff
How's that shutdown affecting you all, folks?I'm just sitting here, drinking some... tea.
>>13824305Yeah, you're right. She needs to be more plump.
I can take a quick request, I think.
>>13824364>In a small white room on the 17th floor of an anonymous government office building in the heart of DC, a small contingent of fat fetish artists works to demoralize subversive and undesirable social elements by infiltrating their organizational structures and posting poorly drawn fat fetish art
>>13824332Every time I see this Rover, I feel like I'm containing a raging patriot in my pants.I don't even like fat, I'm scared.
Fuck off, Mewball!
>>13824387rarity laughing at my gag reflex
>>13824310OK I'll be serious discussion thenI absolutely hate Cadance. She and Shining Armor have done more to derail the established setting then everything else combined for a cheap cash in on the royal wedding and they were so sloppily shoehorned in it was awful. Not only that, they're both detracting Luna and Celestia as the sort of older mentor characters, when they are no where near worth replacing them over and doing the same thing, but not as good.That being said, now that they've been around some and with the comics to flesh them out a bit, I don't think I hate them so much now. The damage has been done and I guess I shouldn't still be mad over a sloppy characters introduced sloppy. Maybe they will grow more endearing, especially if the next season is good. Or at least better then the last.What do you guys think
>>13824387Samoa making the sale to Discord.Then freaking out after he leaves.
>>13823869>>13823990>Derpy squeals as you grope her ample buttocks with both hands>"Eek!">your lips brush against her neck as your hands slip down her rear, cupping the underside of her glutes and gently tugging upwards>her cheeks jiggle as you release them, enticing a giggle from her>"Boing~">her free hand slips under your shirt to caress your back as you let your own wander across her silky thighs>you can feel her legs trembling as you stroke the inside of her thigh, lightly bumping against the warm spot between them>you feel her fingers dig into your shoulderblade, a sigh escaping her lips>deliberately skirting the rim of her panties, you run your palm up her front and savor the contours of her soft yet slim tummy beneath your fingertips>one finger traces the rim of her navel, before lightly poking the interior>"H-Hey!">Derpy sucks in her stomach and giggles furiously>"That tickles!">grinning mischievously, you continue to tease and prod her belly-button, causing her to quake in your arms and tighten her hold on you>"N-Nooo! Hahaha! Stoooop!">having mercy on the snickering girl, you release her navel from your torment and let your hand continue its ascent up her body>finally your palm comes to rest over her ample chest, curling your fingers around the fabric of her bra and cupping her breast in your hand>Derpy gazes at you with flushed cheeks and a timid smile as you give her tender mammary a gentle squeeze>"A-Ahhh...that feels nice..."
>>13824387Sweetie with braids.
>>13824387How about something with Savannah Smiles and the new Pegasus?
>>13824396I still hate them both.
>>13824387Oh god you did my requestthank you so much ;-;
>>13824364>the government shuts downwhat?
>>13824396I don't waste my time being mad about the stupid last minute introduction to two characters that were important to Twilight throughout her whole life, but I am sad that it dragged down A Canterlot Wedding so much.Imagine if the episode was just about there being rumors of a threat in Canterlot, so Celestia needs her Elements of Harmony in case of emergency. Luna could've been disguised Chrysalis even, and then we would have more Luna.I really liked A Canterlot Wedding, I wish other people did too.
I'm so glad I have the greatest art teacher ever.
>>13824375No, that's not what I meant.I probably should have phrased that betterHer fat doesn't seen to "reach high enough" on her body. Her belly "pancakes" on her thighs a little too much and theres nothing around her ribs, or at least the "transition" from belly to ribs seems way too sudden.I'm bad at explaining things...
>>13824455Awful.the peanut's nice though, who drew that?
>>13824364you know the rulesstream that movie
>>13824418whatnodicks on guys are gross
>>13824352I'm not dismissing what you said, but I'm just not seeing it. The bigger something is, especially hands or feet, I find my attention going towards those.
>>13824429Ted Cruz, the kid who looks like a white Neill Degrasse Tyson and thinks like a slightly stupider Geroge W Bush, decided it would be a good idea to ruin the game for everyone because they won't change the rules just for him.It's all very complicated and technical and depressing.
Can someone give me the short version of whats going on with the government?
>>13824408it does, doesn't it?finally start helping her out of her constraints, including the bra and pantiesI want her to be as comfortable as possible
>>13824268Wait... I'm seeing some improvement there. That Spike mostly looks good. fingers aside.Standard design problems for your "PInkie" there. We've been through this a thousand times before and you never listened, so whatever. That's not Pinkie. That's your Fat Girl OC that we should just give another name to. But Spike is in that, so I'll allow it. OC/Pones is an acceptable bit of art. Let's think of a name."Estelle". I like it.
>>13824483It's down for maintenance
>>13824478I CAN DO THIS I CAN DO THIS!Stram's in the email, I'll start it up in a second!
>>13824488Pretty sure 'Precious' fits her better.
is shit really habbening with the governmenti need to know if I need to prepare to grab my SKS and go innawoods
>>13824489Good maybe they will patch all the bugs that have been there for years.
>>13824488i like it too, but let that nigga call it Pinkie if he wants
>>13824483This is probably the most accurate and easiest description ever >>13824489
>>13824439I liked ACW but it has a ton of problems with it. And I would have to say The Crystal Empire was better overall
>>13824458don't be like that man
>>13824504It's already happened, 80 minutes ago. No budget = no non-essential services.Curiosity Rover has been put in sleep mode.
>>13824387>I can take a quick request, I think.Something well drawn.
>>13824504Shut down is confirmed, but while we haven't reached CRITICAL HAPPENING just yet, it's fine just to make sure everything is in working order. Don't have to go innawoods just yet.
>>13824481Look at her legs, they are practically giant arrows that point directly to her exceedingly dainty feet
>>13824546bby pls dont be like that
>>13824483Congress wasn't able to pass a budget in time for the start of the new fiscal year, so the government will "shut down" which just means non-essential government employees won't work or get paid until a budget is figured out. Essential employees will work, but probably without pay. Essential is mostly what you'd think it would be: things like the military or air traffic control that are necessary to keep things running safely.This happened several times in the 70's and once in the 90's.
>>13824439Oh don't get me wrong. Much like the rest of us I was DREDDING the wedding episode, but in the end it was actually pretty good. Hated how those two were brought in and how they're being shoved down everyone's throats now, but the episode itself was not that bad. Got a good villain out of it, which is something we havent been able to say in a long timeWHICH IS ANOTHER COMPLAIN I HAVE.We havent had a half decent antagonist in forever. Magic Duel had us all nervouse at first, but it was one of the best episodes of the season so I can't fault it. And while I don't like how quickly Discord flipped over, I wasn't AWFUL and honestly I see him being even more like Q now; in that he's not really an antagonist, even nice sometimes, he's still a complete dick to everyone by his whimsical nature. But who do we have left? Mr. Do-Fuck-All-Somba and Twilight's Evil Equivalent Post Trixie As a Human Shimmer? Awful
>>13824546Hmm, was this loiro drawn by brae?
>new fatpone thread>"Thread rules: no anthro!">OP image is the r63 Rover with visible tits
>>13824565well, chrysalis could come back, and we are getting some nightmare moon action
>>13824559Do you know why Kraut is ded again? He said something about being back for good few weeks ago.And what's the deal with SB too?
>>13824439>I wish other people did too.Yeah well other people have better tastes. The only good things about it were Chrysalis (only because of the comics) and This Day Aria.
>>13824565I like Chrysalis but I do have to agree with those who call her kind of a bad villain. I think she could be really scary if she's a villain who learns from her mistakes each time
>>13824546I've heard of "talking out of your ass" but this is ridiculous!!
>>13824568looks like itI like Brae's ponoes, they look heavy and soft
>>13824439I wish they had done what they did with the Gala and lead up to it in earlier episodes. If Shiny and Cadance had been introduced and developed a little earlier, it would have added a lot to the wedding episodes, and given more time for stuff other than rushed exposition.
>>13823349Common, morality? Guns feed humans on the frontier and defend those who lack the power to do so on their own.
>>13824561The house and senate passed a measure to be signed by the president that would make sure military service members will be paid during the shut down
>>13824607but little girls would get lost and confused
>>13824488Estelle? What is she, a 125 year old woman?If I had to redesign Pinkie into an OC using the same figure, as I did with my design of Sweetie Belle that was converted into "Nora Davis", the OC's name would be... Carla? Ali?
>>13824577>>13824598Chrysalis redemption episodeHow likely, MLPG?
>>13824439I really liked it too
>>13824591say, do you know if kraut's got a tumblr or somewhere he stashes his art?
>>13824634I want it to happen just to make the comics finally not canon.
>>13824481On a related note, if you want the focus to be on her center, you should use more subdued colors for her extremities but leave her chest and gut far more colorful
>>13824639I'd rather have the comics canon over season 3
>>13824602Pinkie is not Pig like.
>>13824634>Chrysalis redemption episodeShe's too evil.
>>13824639fuck no, comics are some of the best things to happen to pony in a long time>>13824634I doubt a redemption, but I can see a comeback where they try to oh say, take over the crystal empire because that place is literally fueled by love
>>13824638>Posted on March 1, 2013 with 22 notesIt's beb, Jim.
>>13824625>What is she, a 125 year old woman?Your female characters seem really old. Like old women. So yeah, it fits.>CarlaI like it. I think you should just fully admit they're your original OCs.
>>13824622The president is not open to compromise or even discussion. He is a stubborn old mule, or make that a stubborn donkey!
>>13824639>not wanting the comics to be canonfagI know it would cause a lot of problems, but there are a lot of neat things in the comics i would like/do apply to the show canon.
>>13824655When is a pony too evil, MLPG?
>>13824655>US Government is "shut down">Girls with big cocks>Boys with little cocks in little dressesWhat a wonderful night to be drunk and on MLPG
>>13824617>keeping humans alivepony thinks that's morally wrongpony is disgusted by your existenceexterminatus starts tomorrow. pony hopes your last joy in life will be death by superior magic.
>>13824634>>13824652>>13824658Psst.The comics used Chrysalis since she is never re-appearing on the show. Same as to why there's a Big Mac arc. He's not getting any episodes on the show ever.
>>13824682>being happy about the U.S. government being in troublesuper edgy
>>13824644Not a bad idea, I could experiment with making the leggings and gloves a little more washed out, see how that works.
>>13824674If that god awful wreck of a movie is canon, the comics are too
>>13824682>>Girls with big cocks>>Boys with little cocks in little dressesunf
>>13824685>The comics used Chrysalis since she is never re-appearing on the show. Same as to why there's a Big Mac arc. He's not getting any episodes on the show ever.Sooooooo dumb.The comics feel like a rational extension of the show. They're doing the plotlines the show SHOULD be doing.
>>13824682this is a terrible night. mostly because i don't have cute boy to cuddle with
>>13824683Remind me to remind humanity to secretly plant nukes all over every inhabited planet we encounter so we can take anyone who tries to play imperium of man down with us
>>13824689Not happy, but it's a good occasion to be drunk and here.
>>13824700BUT THOSE PLOTLINES SCARE AND CONFUSE WHAT A BUNCH OF MIDDLE AGED MEN THINK LITTLE GIRLS ARE
>>13824591i think it's my faultwe were talking daily for awhile and everything was going great but i said something about life other than art and he started thinking about prior decisions he made in his life and spiraledhe said it wasn't my fault and that he wasn't upset with me but he stopped coming online after that and has now stopped updating his sub threadi don't really know what to make of it but i really hope he's okay and still drawingAs with SB, i think he still comes around here, haven't been talking to him as much, but he's still around as far as I know, probably busy with school.
>>13824691Not that i liked the movie, but its overall plot and the experience Twilight had doesn't really have a negative effect on the show canon. The worst thing about it is Sunset Shimmer is hard to place in the shows timeline, which the same can be said about certain parts of the comic.
Any idea about what it is that's going to replace the Micro-series?
>>13824683Pony sees pony's pony. Yes pony...
>>13824700Blame Hasbro.The rarity micro had a plot that was too close to a S4 episode, so it had to be dropped for what we got nowDiscord was supposed to be used for the first comic arc, but was denied because of keep calmThey won't do anything with Chrysalis or BM because the comic already used them.
>>13824729Apple Bloom showing Big Mac what a REAL apple looks like.
>>13824729straight haired pank
>>13824729Samoa the Filly Scout in a pretty dress.
Pick a pony and a fetish
>>13824722Yo, stop killing contributors. Kraut, JB, then Kraut again? Who are you going to target next?
>>13824729Draw Flutterpubes that aren't like a normal lock of hairit's weird and I can't unf to it
>>13824722Of course it's your fault you sack of shit, you just say dumb shit to people knowing they can't say shit back or the whole general will vilify them as a shitposter
>>13824737>that purple and yellow
what if pone government was suddenly incapacitated?
>>13824741>Look Appleboom this is an apple>No Mac that's a spoon, this is an apple!
>>13824724The comics largely take place between the end of s2 and MMCWe know the rarity micro takes place AFTER wonderbolts academy and the recent big mac comics take place some time after that, but the remainder of the micro's can take place pretty much whenever
>>13824689What's not to be happy about? Our government is fucking terrible.
>>13824737What a happy pony.I wish I was with happy ponies like that.Or I was a happy pony.Or I was happy.
>>13824653That's not Pinkie.
>>13824722or just drawing the same shit he always draws and wondering why he's losing followers like the dumbfuck he is
>>13824765Im mostly refering to the charaters that appear in the Nightmarity arc, yet Luna appears as S1 luna
>>13824722He's really paranoid about friends and his life isn't he?I think we should start calling him euroghost.
>>13824765pirate arc will have wing twilight, or at least after it
>>13824607>>13824624I doubt it. Honestly I would have introduced Shining Armor At least in the middle of Season 2 along with the fact that he would be getting married soon as well. I also would have made it where the wedding date had been moved up by a few weeks due to Chrysalis' infiltration. But I wouldn't tip off there being foul play
>Celestia fell down a flight of stairs>And landed on Luna>Both need to heal in bed>Everyone is panicking!>Babies are eating each other! Fire is in the sky! Water has be replaced by Mt. Dew!
>>13824786She was depowered in the start of the arc and got her powers back at the end
>>13824797I'd take care of them.
>>13824776What if you could be a pony but you were sad
>>13824773How about our fucking economy on the verge of seriously going down the shitter? Have all the contempt for our government you want, you anarchist you, but the U.S. going down means a whole lot if shit is going to go down with it.
>>13824789Well yes, but I was reffering to the comics released so farI'm pretty excited to see what they do with twiliycorn
Celestia and Luna are big time brony ponies.
>>13824786>Luna appears as S1 lunaDue to her being in distress during most of the arc.
>>13824797>Water has be replaced by Mt. Dew!Geoff is trying to take the throne. Next it will rain doritos
>>13824811Why'd you even save this image? It's fucking pathetic
>>13824751>Pinkie voreToo easy>Twilight futaOverdone>Applejack restraints and whipsIt could work.
>>13824729Octavia cum inflation
>>13824813At the end of the arc, she gets her mane back to s2 statusthis is mostly lifted from faust word of god idea that luna's mane changes with her regaining power
>>13824722No no no, bad mewball! You don't tell people that.
>>13824484>Derpy coos and moans softly as you continue to caress and knead her breast>your hand stays latched to her chest as you move behind her to press your chest against her back, peppering her neck and shoulder with kisses all the while>you can hear her gasp softly as you rub one finger over the cup of her bra, right where her nipple should be>"Ohhh...Anon...">her hand reaches behind her, holding your head and running her fingers through your hair>reaching down with your free hand, you fumble with the lock to the fuzzy handcuffs restraining her arm>they're cheap things; you don't even need the key>just a squeeze here, a push of the button, and...>the cuff opens, releasing her tail and granting her full use of her armcut in half due to character limit
>>13824819Let it happen. It's time.
>>13824819I'm waiting for PR to finally go down in flames. It's been a long time coming.
>>13824779>drawing the same shit he always drawsHey it works for mewball.
>>13824813>The Comics
You get your pony waifu. And she's willing to fuck you!Her biggest fetish is your biggest turnoff. Gore, diapers, scat, feet, farts, dicks, whatever.How do you cope?
>>13824829>>>13824813I mean its obvious she is distressed but that seems more like headcanon then canon
>>13824817Then maybe I'd have pony friends who could make me happy?I bet Pinkie Pie could sing me a song. If I lived in Ponyville.
>>13824845>her newly-freed hand promptly darts up to rest over your own, firmly squeezing her breast and drawing a deep moan out of her>"You're really getting excited, aren't you?">"Y-Yes...!">chuckling at her enthusiasm, you give her rump another gentle squeeze before reaching up to her back - more specifically, the strap holding the cushy fabric of her bra snugly in place against her chest>with her back to you, unfastening the hook goes much easier - a flick of your wrist, and the elastic material slackens, causing her bra to loosen and slip down her breast, the other cup held in place by your hand and hers>Derpy's hold loosens, allowing you to slip your hand from her breast>only to promptly reattach itself to its twin and wriggle into the newly formed gap between her bra and her breast, pressing your palm against the stiff, tender flesh of her nipple>"Aaah...!"
>>13824751Shinning armor/Cadence cock vore
>>13824832Why do you care about being a pathetic lonely loser with dreams of pony cuddles on my little fucking pony general?
>>13824850mewball draws things that everyone can appreciate and like
>>13824852I don't have turn-offs, but the thing that arouses me the least is diapers.I guess I can deal.
>>13824832Super cool mang, like totally rad.
>>13824797But it's what plants crave!(It has electrolytes.)
>>13824754WAIT.Jailbait disappeared close to his brithday, Kraut disappeared close to his brithday, ghost died close to her birthday.That's three artists who went missing within a month.And I guess we all know what that means.Half-Life 3 confirmed for August-September 2014.
>>13824826you know who else is a big time brony pony? your favorite. a brony is probably fapping to her right now.
>>13824867Trixie pone face is too human.
>>13824868>mewball draws thingsI think you meant "thing."
>>13824861Pinkie Pie finds you to be too much of an emotional burden and doesn't hang around with you much anymore
>>13824890I'd rather have too human than too horse
>>13824883>went missing within a month.Dying isn't fucking going "missing".
>>13824886My favourite is a well developed character, not a plot device. She's likable for who she is, not a bunch of fanon that makes up for sparse characterization.
Hey guys, Check out my hat!I'm not spamming :3>>13824794
>>13824817That's okay.I'm already said, so not much will change.
>>13824797>Water is mountain dew>Ferment sugars into ethanol>Make biofuel>Energy crisis averted
>>13824896She still sends me cards on my birthday, right?
>>13824898I guess excessive transformation is a turn off, now that I think about it.Stuff like that Twilight thing EA wrote kills my boner.I'd still deal for my waifu
if i was an earth pony or a pegasus i would probably kill myself
>>13824923Sad.Already sad.Was what I meant.
Time to party.Post them.
>>13824896I think her butt malfunctioned back there
Ponies with lipstick on
>>13824947ponies with musky stallionballs
>>13824946MLP does have exceptional animation you knowit's like, better than johnny test
>>13824795>Twilight is sitting, reading a book she is about half way through>But then Celestia walks in>She's sniffing loudly>"What is that smell....">She sniffs around a bit, before zeroing in on Twilight and coughing lightly>"You really should take a bath.">"Awwww, but I wanna finish reading....">"No buts. Unless you're going to be washing yours.">So she picks her up and plops her in a soapy tub>>13824863>"You can't eat that!">"Why not?">"It's just a poor little chicken! What's he ever done to you?">"But I'm hungry! It's me or him.">"Here, let me just make you a nice salad.">She leaves and soon returns to find Shining Armor with a whole live rooster in his mouth. It's little legs are sticking out>".....spit that out."
http://derpibooru.org/439169That looks unfcomfortable.
>>13824968>it's like, better than johnny testthat's not exceptional, most things are better than johnny test
>>13824914but is she tall and huggable?NOPE
>>13824979>>She leaves and soon returns to find Shining Armor with a whole live rooster in his mouth. It's little legs are sticking out8/10 giggled in mirth
>>13824862time to going all outstart pinching and pulling on her nipples. not enough to hurt, but enough to start making her squirmwhile I move my other hand down, lightly teasing her entrance
>>13824817If I was just a pony version of myself, I'd jsut be a depressed ass pony
>>13824981WHERE IS HER NECK?
>>13824981THAT'S NOT HOW _______ WORKS AT ALLi want to fill in the blank but there's too many options relating to this image
>>13824992That whole tumblr is sickeningly cute.
>>13824664doens't matter, still want it
>>1382497910/10More washing dirty pone
>>13824947>lipstick blowjobsyes please
If pony was in love with me I would just be sadPony deserves pony, not human. Pony can't fulfil it's emotional needs with human. Human does not have the magic of friendship. Pony makes human look grimdark.
>>13824999sad pones just need some love to fix them
>>13824416Here you go.
>>13824968my shit is better than johnny testthat doesn't make my shit any good
>>13825023Pony rainbow party
>>13825036>One mare>Eight dicks>Seven shades of lipstick>She's up for the challenge
>>13825034hhhnnngggreal cute yothanks
>>13825012http://derkrazykraut.tumblr.com/He mostly posts on his sub thread though
>>13825025pone is kind of grimdark herself
>>13825048>one mareThat's not how it works
which pony is wanted for 60 billion double dollars
>>13825025Oh god, what if we are basically Warhammer 40k to them? Constantly wrapped in clothes, worried about our own safety, drowning our problems by ingesting poison, having a fixation on sex and violence...
WHAT IF IT WAS PONY'S BIRTHDAY BUT YOU GOT HER THE WRONG CAKE?
>>13825069SHE'D SIT IN IT AND MAKE YOU LICK IT OFF
>>13825025>Pony can't fulfil it's emotional needs with human. Pony obviously doesn't know about human's stamina compared to male pony>Human does not have the magic of friendshipNeither did discord. Human can learn.
>>13825063Are you saying she can't suck ALL the dicks??? Are you calling that pony a liar?? Because she's willing to put her money where her mouth is.
>>13824947>Pinkie Pie finds one of Rarity's lipsticks>Mescheviously, a grin crosses her face as she gets an idea>several scenes later, she spitting out the last of it>"Pinkie, why did you think that was candy?">"It was just so colorful and jelly looking!">"Well so it a bar of soap, but you wouldn't eat that.">"....">"...."
>>13825052pone sure does like galoshes
>>13825067>pony nerds play uneasy peace screwdriver 2000 all the time>you're a dream come true to them>"do you really do tax returns? what are they, really? is it magic?">"tell us about sketchy neighborhoods!">"CAN I HAVE A BUSINESS SUIT?"
I always say that Derpy is for non sexualBut you guys are seriously not helping me out
>>13825078Pony doesn't understand. Human isn't magical, human can't learn. It would be like teaching pony to kill a man with her bare hands.
>>13825096It's weird, I'm not against Derpy for sexual, but I've never seen her personality portrayed in a way that I would WANT to sexual. Is there any content that would change that?
>>13825107Hard Day's Work
>>13825089I bet pony /tg/ has a bunch of neckbeards screaming "YOU'RE FIRED" at skinfag porn, emulating the fictional "HR managers" of the grimdark human world
>>13825105Pony can't kill? Why is pony so strange?
Washed out the colors on Pinkie save for her large doughy center, as someone suggested.What's the consensus?
>>13825105It wasn't Discords ability to do magic that made him learn. He learned because he was taught it, and had it demonstrated to him. Human's lack of magic does not mean human cannot learn how great friendship is.
>>13825089>pony wants to see you in your power suit>they mean a coat and tie
>>13825107>derpy >personalityfucking kekekeshe's just a moronic retard on the show, and everything else is just idiotic fanon that shouldn't be taken seriously
>>13825117It's just as shit
>>13825120b-butwe have powersuits now...
>>13825107I really like this
>>13825117It's an improvement, I would suggest moving her girth upwords just a bit as well
>>13825117Same shit 3 years+Yawn.
>>13825118If history has shown us anything, it's that we're fundamentally incapable of pony levels of friendship. We evolved to only really give a shit about family, other people were competition that threatened our families until the neolithic and we still operate on that same caveman mindset.In the end, the only pony anon could truly be friends with would be the pony he loved.
>>13825069>Your favorite pony asked you to get her a nice chocolate ice cream cake for her birthday party>You arrive at the party with a big square sheet cake>"Anon, I really wanted an ice cream cake.">"I'm sorry.">"Well...its ok, I guess......but its supposed to say 'Happy Birthday', not 'You're Adopted'">"I'm sorry.">"Well.....I"m sure it will at least taste fine. Here, lets all have some.">She tries to slice a serving, but something is wrong.>"This is just a square pillow you covered in chocolate frosting!">"I'm sorry."
>>13825117Wow, it's like you actually didn't change anything still
>>13825129but do they increase productivity in the office and help you provide helpful and courteous service to customers? man that is some serious grimdark shit right there. if i was a pony i would be quaking in my horse boots.
>>13825120>You don your collared shirt, hat and apron>Dual wield your spatula and headset>Impress them with all your various ranks and levels in lower management and frying>You will never be asked to say "would you like fries with that">The ponies will never always ask you if you can 'biggie size' things for them.
>>13825144I'm okay with this. Being that trustful = knife to the back.
>>13825144We only seem incapable of pony levels of friendship because we've lived on earth and dealt with other humans our whole lives. After spending time in equestria with ponies, you'd learn the magic pretty fast.
>>13825144But I love all of the little ponies
>>13825162Not in equestria.Being that trustful = friendship and happiness
>>13825117WOWIT'S THE SAME FUCKING THING.WAY TO GO
>>13825170FUCK FRIENDSHIP AND HAPPINESSTHAT SHITS FOR LOSERS
I'd blow anyone in MLPG if their dick is at least an inch longer than mine
>>13825166>think you've got the unconditional trust and friendship thing down>then you meet a shitty pony like trixie>they ruin it for you
>>13825158>Dual wield your spatula and headsetThis is extra hilarious to me because I have a Marine co-worker that got into a fight with a spatula, once. His wife's ex-husband busted in the house and started threatening her, and the dude grabbed a butcher knife from the counter. My co-worker only had a spatula nearby, and he disarmed him and sent him to the hospital for stitches with it.
>>13825067new headcanon acquired
>>13824998>with nothing standing between your hand and her perky chest, you begin your full assault>her body trembles as you squeeze firmly and sink your fingers into the pillowy flesh of her mound>"A-Ahhh!!">you can feel her chest heaving as her breathing grows deeper and more ragged, betraying her mounting excitement>you figure she must be dripping wet by now>in fact...let's find out>your free hand makes its way down past her belly and onward to brush your fingertips over the little bump of her mons>she practically melts against you as you tease that magical spot between her legs>even through the fabric of her panties, you can feel how moist she's gotten from all of your teasing>her hand slips away from your head to rest on your wrist, moving your hand in slow up-and-down motions over the dampening material>"Anon...haaah...!! I-I wanna see...I wanna see you too...">as she leans her back against you, the sensation of your shirt rubbing against your bare skin reminds you that she's been reduced to a pair of panties, stockings, and a bra that's hanging off her by a thread, while you're still fully dressed>"P-Please Anon...Please let me see you...">the bulge in your pants presses against the seam of her ass as she grinds her hips back against you>"F-Fair is fair...right...?"
>>13825176that show suddenly vanished after a very small period of time, what happened man?
>>13825179That's nice, go fuck yourself.
>>13825185is there anything that isn't a deadly weapon to us
>>13825176>no one will ever remake ReBoot with modern technology
>>13825179how long is yours? are you cute?
>>13825179You're pretty competitive, Dash.That is either going to be incredibly difficult or incredibly easy, depending on if you got help from Twilight. If I lose do I get to suck yours?
>>13825192do you want the real answer or the fun answer
>>13825158>You show them your magical fedora>"Wow. What does it do?">"Observe.">You put it on.>Every single female, pony, human or otherwise, takes one instinctive simultaneous step away from you
>>13825205just give us the real answer
>>13825190of course it is.might as well have a little fun with her while I strip, just to make her suffer a bit more
>>13825210>>13825212>>13825216There is no fun answerthe toys weren't selling so they canned it
>>13825195Fedoras probablyCould you kill something with a fedora? I don't think so
>>13825222>toy salesof course
>you will never run out of tape trying to measure pony's penis
>>13825222>tfw no Symbionic Titan
>>13825226Shove it down their throat so they choke to death on it.
>>13825235>you will never lick whipped cream and batter off of pinkie pie's gravid musky ballsack
>>13825203If you lose we'll take turns
The US government has shut down, why aren't you out fucking ponies right now?
OH NODISCORD TURNED YOUR FAVORITE PONY INTO GOPNIK
>>13825261Because the farmers are armed to the t and sitting on their porch.
>>13825261Because with the government being fucked, I can't sue someone for shooting me for fucking their horse
>>13825261Alert me when the first pastel pony is seen on the streets.
>>13825261It's not The Purge, anon.Cops will still send you rape-jail if you commit crimes.
>>13825238I thought that was because they didnt have any toys at all
>>13825239FuckHow about burgers?
>>13825270i like that character.i would.
>>13825195I don't think so
>>13825179Dash, you don't even have a cock. I win by default.Oooooh.
>>13825270>strawHoly shit, what an unexpected unf. Like, man.
>>13825261but i love poni plush anon
>>13825281Tom Dubois, pleaseplease
>>13825277>You'll never have anyone that leaks that much preThat'd be the biggest turn on ever
>>13825269So pony is now slavic and really agressive?
>>13825277>braeburnedmy raging boner deflated and retracted into my body
>>13825269How can pony be a gopnik when pony can't squat?
I stopped being able to get off to anything but pones for a long time. I figured no big deal.Now I can't get off to ponies, either.I guess this is how it ends.
>>13825281Is there anything I can do to be sent to snuggly pony jail?
>>13825308I can barely get off to anything that isn't my fetish.I find myself fapping to the same fics and images every time. The worst kind of rut.
>>13825314Yeah but you have to bleach yourself to Equestria first
>>13825298>>13825301Why are they always squatting?I get that they dont want to sit on the dirty ground, but why dont they meet up inside somewhere?
>>13825329abdominal pain from eating too many sunflower seeds
>>13825329they are destitutes with nowhere to be
>>13825333waitIf I Think Positive, I can own Pinkie Pie?
>>13825289Do Ponies have any stories analogous to Pitch Black or Chronicles of Riddick?
>>13825292>>13825270>straw sticking out her urethraouch
>>13825347its the waifu secret
>>13825354Your unf-ing privileges are hereby revoked for eternity.
>>13825360>>13825360You can't take away a man's unf!
>>13825354>I already used my youtried image
>>13825034>No improvement anon
>>13825297You could be that man, AnonGo find the "the stack" image that's floating around. One of the chemicals is known for making you leak like a damn faucet.Edge like crazy, double your dose, change your pants regularly.
>>13825370Well I just did
>>13825376Already on it
>>13825350>out in the wasteland where the changelings live>they slumber during the day>night falls>they all come out in swarms and you run for your life>finally trapped against a cliff face with nowhere to go>they all turn into your waifu and keep asking if you want a blowjob
>gov shut down>i trade stocks>i betted on the shut down and shortedHoly shit mlpg im gonna make about 41 thousand dollars tomorrow. I can't sleep i'm so excited.
>Artists as anonI am so curious what they post. Are they shit posters? Do they post weird fetishes?
>>13825391Noice.Remember to invest it further, that's how a rich man thinks.
>>13825401I read that as>astartes as anon
>>13825373Shut up, Ross.
>>13825401>Do they post weird fetishes?Yes
>>13825391>41 thousand dollarsFuck. I'd be able to live for years on that.
>>13825401It's probably weird fetishes.I know cosmo posts fetishes when he's anon.
>>13825401I know of one who's a raging fetishfag, but won't ever draw that stuff.
>>13825391Buy $41,000 worth of sleeping pills and see how many you can eat before the lights go out.Go for the world record, anon. Dream big.
>>13825401I just post a lot about Pinkie. She's great.
>>13825391Buy everyone in MLPG a Stack
>>13825401Not that he's ever actually done anything but NBS is the armorfag that bitches about drugs
>>13825406>MULTIPLE DEEP STRIKES INTO PONEH VAGINA>THE CODEX ASTARTES CALLS THIS MANOEUVRE UNF
>>13825424If he wanted anyone to know he would have told us. I will not soil any reputations.
>>13825416YOU DON'T KNOW THAT>>13825431
>>13825415where do you live?50 thousand a year is just above the poverty line
>>13825220>releasing your hold on her body, you gently push Derpy towards the bed>she stumbles a bit, that pink elastic...thing, still holding her knees firmly together>but you catch her before she falls over again, and ease her into a sitting position on the side of the bed>resting back on the cushy comforter, she slips the straps of her bra down her shoulders and separates the loosened article from her body>quick as a flash, her hands cross over her chest and cover up her perky chest as best she can>"No peeking. You gotta show me something first!" she teases, sticking her tongue out at you>stepping back, you take a moment for your eyes to wander over the pleasant curves of her body, soaking in the sight of those wide hips and plump tits>"...Observe.">reaching up with both hands, you begin unbuttoning your shirt>Derpy leans forward, watching transfixed as you expose more and more of your skin with every flick of your wrist>as the last button comes loose, you take hold of the fabric with both hands and tug out to your sides, brandishing your bare chest at her>her eyes practically sparkle, a look of awe on her face>rolling your shoulders, you work the shirt down your arms and toss it aside, leaving you topless before her>"Ooooh...">her hands come free from her chest and rest on her knees to prop up her torso, letting her ample chest hang freely with her stiff little nipples fully exposed>"More...more please!"
>>13825419>I know of one who's a raging fetishfag, but won't ever draw that stuff.Teeeeex
>>13825450Northeastern KY. It's more that all of my bills combined is around $500 a month and I'm good with saving.
>>1382545040 thousand is more than enough to live comfortably if you don't need a lot to live comfortably.I could live anywhere as long as I've got internet, a bed, and a gun.
>>13825450not him, but i live in a western industrialized country and 40k would cover my entire expenses for almost 4 years.
>>13825391Can you explain what this means how did your stocks go up because the govt failed?
>>13825401I post like I normally do, just not wearing my name.
>>13825432Draw more octopinkie
>>13825448what even are your fetishes these days?
>>13825454the lady wants more?then she'll get more!
>>13825467He borrows sharesSells themBuys them back at a lower priceThen returns them and keeps the difference
>>13825471DO I LOOK LIKE COMMANDER BALDMARINE TO YOU
>>13825467you don't understand these matters, goy.
>>13825482Typed it out before me but yeah.
There's this one guy on MLPG that has a porn folder with nothing but lyra and werewolves in itI'm pretty sure it was mewball
Derpy is a very ugly pony
>>13824741>>13824743>>13824750>>13824744>>13824748here we go, sorry if it looks shit
WHY IS DASH SO HAPPY YOU MAY ASKBUT SHE IS HAPPY BECAUSE IT IS THE BEST MONTH. THE MONTH OF CANDY, GHOST STORIES, PRETTY TREES AND COOL WEATHER. AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, RE-RUNS OF SPOOKY HALLOWEEN SPECIALS FROM SHOWS LONG GONE.YES, PONY IS HAPPY FOR A GOOD REASON.
>>13825496Does Lyra like werewolves?Does she like dangerous, hairy anthropomorphic creatures?I'd be willing to buy a halloween costume to help her with her fetish.
>>13825455>>13825469Sh-she's not really supposed to be Pinkie guys.Honest.
>>13825500>that Samoaoh gosh
>>13825482>the all-knowing market didn't see this bullshit coming a mile awayFucking morons.
Why is she so duck-billed?
>>13825498Fuck that. Shes gara material.
>>13825517cause she's a birdbrain
>>13825505>tfw saving Costume Quest for halloween
discuss this pony.
>>13825473i wanna guess it's /ss/
>>13825522I would befriend that bitchy, spoiled little pony.
>>13825505I would eat Count Chocula with Dash and watch spooky specials
>>13825534I want to cuddle it.And put my dick in it.I think I'll try to cuddle her with my dick. Maybe from the inside. Or a nice belly rub with my sausage.
More edits, fixing her shape, giving her breasts support and squeezing them together to fit the pose (long overdue), longer legs suggested, cutie mark put more to the side of the skirt, upper torso has been broadened. Nose has been shrunken even further, eyebrows added.
>>13825482Holy shit.41k from that? Jesus how much did you borrow? What happens if the stocks go up? Do you just wait until they fall? Do you have some sort of time limit? How do you lose?
>>13825500dot, learn to stream. i wanna watch you doodle walls in realtime
>>13825505October is best month. Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday (Canadian). Haloween is always a scream too.
>>13825534no, that pony sucksdiscuss this one instead
>>13825554how about less stupid clothes
>>13825555>What happens if the stocks go up?You lose>Do you just wait until they fall? Do you have some sort of time limit?YesHow do you lose?Big timeThat's why most people never try it, your loses are potentially infinite
>>13825554You're getting better at choosing colors
>>13825527No need to get fowl Anon.
>>13825554Now make her about 200 pounds thinner
>>13825556I wish I couldmy computer is so shit though and streaming just takes a lot of processingI really need a new one
>>13825500It looks fine. That Samoa's a qt.
>>13825482how the fuck do you borrow a sharehow the fuck do you sell something you're borrowingthis magic money making shit is bullshit
>>13825554It's like you keep telling us things are different, but nothings changing.Go back to sonic. That fandoms moving about as fast as your arts progressing anyway.
I think I might be in love with this horse.
>>13825598No you aren't
/mtdoodledumpdrawing cute ponies tonight
>>13825603Big Mac pls
>>13825584Everyone's gay for Purplight Parkle
Holy shit Terraria just updated.
>>13825468>I post like I normally do, just not wearing my name.WHO ARE YOU?! TELL ME YOUR SECRETS
DEA fondle their dick and play with their foreskin while reading mlpg?
>>13825570That's nice to hear. I always sucked at colors.>>13825576Nah man, then you can't feel how squishy she is.>>13825588Pinkie Pie's changes haven't been as drastic as the other characters, but I think that's because there was a good base to start with, even if my skill wasn't where I wanted it to be. You really can't see the difference?
>>13825609Aw yissIt's a shame Ross never streams anymore. I used to love coming in, having him welcome me as the only person to join then calling him a talent-less loser and leave.
>>13825403ALSO NOT PINKIE PIE.
>>13825630199 pounds thinner.
>>13825586Google this shitFinancial literacy is important
>>13825476>resting your hands on your belt-line, you give Derpy a saucy grin as the button holding your pants taut comes undone>her good eye focuses on your lap, observing as you slowly tug the zipper down and expose ever more of your undergarments>and of course the tent you've constructed in them>licking her lips, she stares with the intensity of a feral cat stalking its prey>with your pants hanging loosely off your body, all it takes is a quick shift of your hips to send the material crumping in a heap at your feet, leaving you clad in naught but a pair of boxer-shorts>"I'd say I've earned that peek, but...">you let your eyes dart down to her now-fully-exposed chest>"Huh? OH! Right!">suddenly remembering that she was supposed to be teasing you, she quickly covers up her chest>"Hehe...oopsie...">biting her lower lip, she flutters her eyelashes at you>"I guess you have.">her hands slowly slip away from her chest, once again revealing that shapely rack that had already been on full display not 10 seconds ago>rolling your eyes, you fail to stifle a chuckle>well, you certainly can't fault her for trying>approaching her, you kneel down and rest your hands on her thick thighs>"Now...I think it's my turn.">extending one leg, Derpy teasingly brushes one hoof against your abdomen>"Fair is fair~"
>>13825632All I would do is leave after he welcomed me.That was the best.
>>13825554Give her proper fucking feet
>>13825598Just to be sure, you haven't had any suspicious drinks lately?
>>13825633oh so you think pinkie pie should have a certain look?
>>13825630>as the other charactersyou don't even draw other characters. you're Ross Irving the fat fuck who draws fat fucks being pedophiles. Which is 4 or 5 characters tops in different variations of obese and groping. Your making such minor changes it's hilarious you're even asking if I need MY eyes checked.
>>13825401i mostly post with my name onmy fetishes are pretty tame
>>13825659>long-haired pinkiemuh dick
>>13825641I'm mostly joking around, I understand the basics of stocks.But you should explain it further, you learn more from discussion than from reading about it.
>>13825630>You really can't see the difference?Different guy here, I can see a clear difference in your understanding of curves and weight, it's nicer to look at.
>>13825645>you'll never have a threesome with Aria and Pinkie
>>13825586You need a broker to be able to borrow shares. It's a two way street which is why it's allowed.Say you borrow that share and speculate that it will cost nothing tomorow. You do that and you are wrong and the share goes up instead. The broker then makes you buy all the borrowed shares at the new high price and you eat the diffierence.
>>13825662I need the full resolution of Celestia.
>>13825659That's, neat. Is there more?
>>13825473i dunnothings and stuffI ought to make a list just to have somewhere on handbut ive only been getting moreno thanks to /d/
>>13825661>you're making such minor changesI agree, that was the idea.
>>13825391>im gonna make about 41 thousand dollars tomorrow.I would save so many kids from poverty from that. You're probably going to do something selfish or blow it on coke.
>>13825661He wasn't saying to check your eyes, he was asking if you really didn't see a difference.
>>13825642he wasn't the only one reading this, right?
>>13825401I do my best to abide by a pretty strict code of conduct when I post with my name on.And when I post with my name off, I just try not to be obnoxious or assholish.
>>13825680make an f-list, cosmo.we can compare them and giggle like schoolgirls
>>13825686Hes going to buy MLPG a pony!
>>13825680>/d/>year of our fridge
>>13825694>roflShould be rolf.
>>13825680I keep thinking thisEvery once in a while I try to make one of those flist thingsBut after 10 minutes of clicking stupid little buttons I always get bored and quitBut it seems like a pretty solid list. Probably a good place to start
>>13825671More like a twosomei mean you'd be left out
>>13825699>thirty futa and futa accessory threads>>13825713>>13825692is this a thing I need an account for?
How long until new horse.
>>13825733like 100 images
>>13825723Yes, but you still should.
>>13825716Man that Gid is Ancient
>>13825734Image limit is 250?
>>13825723>hey guys we haven't had a futadom or futa on male thread in a while>meanwhile, off of page 0
>brony circle jerk so fucking far removed from the showWhy can't I leave? This is full on fucking /b/read. We've been like this for a while too. Chit chat with pone avatars.
>non regular hair style ponkRight this way sirs.
>Ghost didn't get to watch S4at least she is now in Equestria
>>13825743Yeah. Been that way since early last year.
>>13825756This is bait
>>13825672So borrowing a share is basically owning them with a promise to pay for them at a later time?
>>13825761but she didn't drink any bleachShe's in hell right now.
>>13825763Are you in denail? What the fuck do all these fetishes or any of the shit we've been yapping about have ANYTHING to do with the show? MLPG is like 5% show discussion now.
>>13825739ech, maybe>>13825732I know rite.>>13825760Her long hair was so pink and straight. Both her sisters had those nice hair cuts.
>>13825716>>13825742>tfw i never did find a source for who made that gifsigh