silly horses edition!previous thread>>13811613
>>13815301Twilight is a very silly horse.
>>13815317They should work
>>13815325tumbnail makes it look like she is farting
derpy is a very ugly pony
>>13815328Yeah, it's showing up in the archive. Just wasn't certain off-hand.
>>13815351You take that back
>>13815352>purple DerpyJesus that's old.
>>13815341>you have no idea of how bad the fat fetish community can getthat makes me wonder, what is the absolute bottom of the mlp fetish community? its not us right? right?
>>13815379Not purple enough
>>13815390Probably some obscure vore RP forum or something
>>13815376neverI have been calling derpy a very ugly pony for two years and I have become exceedingly efficient at it
Who here read the Daily Derp?
>>13815390People who marry plushies
>>13815397That's a purple Derpy.Purpy? Derple?
>>13815403And you seem to find every derpy thread. We have come to expect you and miss you when you dont show.>derpy is a very pretty blonde pone
>>13815390Pretty sure its fluffy ponies
>>13815385I'm not being a tough guy on the internet, I had to help him and obviously you're a pot smoker or otherwise you'd call me a good person for setting a family member straight.
This horse is too offensive.
would you a derpy lovingly
>>13815447remember when rose drew fluffy pone?
>>13815435That reminds of the disturbing lake of derpy incident
woop woop woop
>>13815448LET IT DIE
>>13815453noderpy is not for sexualever
I haven't been here since the day after Lauren showed up like forever agoWhat's goin' on>that ifeels
>>13815449She stirrs the pot. Thats why we love her
>>13815454That was when fluffy ponies weren't what they are now and actually enjoyable
ugly as sin
>>13815475well that's too bad for you thenbut she'll sexual someone else who loves her
>>13815453>>13815496Stop reminding me she isn't real
>>13815495It's shit. I was expecting a koth ytpmv.
>>13815492That is incorrect
Is the archive /mlp/ working again?
>tfw the only time you really get decent art of your fetish is when you draw it yourself>when you do that it's not sexy because of the time spent on itI hate everything
Blonde flying goddess
>>13815505and the not getting the joke award goes to...
>>13815481http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szJboWgMN_4 Comic Con Season 4 PreviewSeason 4 November 23rd Princess Twilight Coming to the comics
>>13815469Let what die?Truth?Morals?Human decency?I won't go until the pot menace goes
>>13815512Yeah, but it seems like he's running into trouble keeping enough space for all the stuff since he's asking for money and trying to pander to /mlp/ specifically for it.
>>13815448> and obviously you're a pot smokerI smoke so much pot you have no idea. Just a normal joint doesn't even do it for me anymore, I have to set a whole plantation on fire
>>13815514I get horny when I draw nsfw stuff. But I never find the end product hot.
>>13815548story of my life
>>13815531Okay thnaks. I'm kinda glad that it is working again. But would that mean would he only delete the images only or the archive threads in order to gain space?
>>13815448Good thing you set him right. The drugs might have made him do something horrible, like beating a family member to near death.So are you morally obligated to kill your niece for not marrying a Muslim man too?
YOU GUYS ARE STILL GOING?WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU MLPG?
>>13815574I guess so. Deleting the text wouldn't get him nearly as much space back.
Man I got banned for posting a butt that I didn't even realize had a little slit in it.What a terrible feel
I can in bearing gift. Is this what you ask?
>>13815595nodestroy it posthaste
>>13815594I got banned from here for posting doge once.
>>13815578My bad. He made me laugh so I couldn't help egging him on.
why does MLPG hate the Derpy/Dinky fanon?I think it's really cute, even if it doesn't make much sense.
>>13815593Oh alright then.
>>13815390Fluffy ponies, pretty muchWhich is hilarious because that already happened before TWICE on two different fandoms
>>13815595That is a rather plump little derpI think I have too much derpy
>>13815610we invented it and then it got stolen
>>13815604Well that's actually bad and you should be a little ashamed anon. This is a pony thread. Have some decency.
>>13815618There is no such thing as too much Derpy!
>>13815624Yes, I know. Now I only post ponies.
Why is Derpy so retarded?
>>13815604Well at least yours was shit on purpose. Also there's some one who got a 90 say ban in /mlp/ for breaking us law. What the fuck
>>13815631Those tits are oddly placed and those things on her forehooves are creepy. I thought you said you were posting pony?
I miss the days where we were everything.We were /tg/, /g/, /mu/, /lit/, /fa/.All good things must pass.
>>13815656It was all a ruse. And you fell for it! You all fell for it!
>>13815663but we still are
>>13815663So you mean just the other day, then?
>>13815675Are you daft? She looks and acts stupid.
>>13815663I discovered the threads when you were /co/. Nothing much happened, you know... The general was /k/ a few hours ago.
>>13815663Dude, we still are that all the timeand if that podcast thing is anything to go by, we will be it even more
>>13815670How deceptively droll.
>>13815678>implying any of the good ones are still here
>>13815657>>13815630You know I believe you are correct
I'm going to die of boredom RIGHT NOW if you don't give me something to do
>>13815700Draw me a Chrysalis with a funny hat.
>>13815610I dunno. As far as anything on the show goes, it's as canon as Carrot Top/Dinky.
GREETINGS MY LITTLE PONY GENERAL
>>13815698AWESOME!But when you weren't looking, Derpy hid in her box.
>>13815700Draw derp pone
Ok, how about this: is it an eye condition or a glass eye?
>>13815723OH NOWHERE DID DERPY GOI CAN'T SEE HER ANYMORE
>>13815736it's the same eye condition that my cat has
>>13815738back home to her waifu.
>>13815738She came out from her hiding. She was worry about you when you could not find her.
>>13815714She has never appeared with Dinky thoughCarrot Top has numerous times
>>13815762Derpy really is a mailpony. She ships everywhere. Best sidekick who goes with literally everything.
Why can't she be real?
>Marrying young colts will never be legal
>>13815803sorry rainbow dash she's already playing video games with (totally not gamer) Luna.
Why is Derpy so sexy?
>>13815823her butt and she's too stupid to be able to call the cops
>>13815809Are you a boy or girl?
>>13815641I'd be okay if we got a royal sisters episode about that: Both of them rather young and seeing philomena turn into ash for the first time.
>>13815823her bubbly butt and wide happy smile.
Would you go on an adventure with Derpy?
>>13815809>north equestrian man colt love association
>>13815663Sadly, we are still /tg/I'm glad we aren't /fa/ anymore though, those faggets have a horrible fashion sense.
>>13815453yes.does anyone have that one human-Derpy greentext?
>>13815823You will have to ask her
>>13815840I love it.
>>13815842I don't want to die
>>13815840so where did her horn go.... oh.
>>13815594>>13815604meanwhile shitposters run amok with impunity
remember to clean your pony daily
Derpy needs help securing the Ark!
>>13815351NOT AFRAID 2 GET WET
>>13815784Carrot Top's appeared with other fillies and stallions numerous times, too.I don't mean to say that there's not more basis for Carrot Top/Dinky fanon than Derpy/Dinky, but as it stands, they're equally CANON.Literally the only explicit familial bond for Dinky is her partner in Sisterhooves Social, and even then, going by Sweetie Belle and Applejack entering, they don't even necessarily HAVE to be sisters.
>>13815863It's much, much harder to recognize shitposting when you haven't read the thread.
>>13815865You mean some people forget to?!
>>13815871That's not a trick question or anything.
>>13815823it's the hips
>>13815842Sure.Will there be sexual?
time to force myself to sit through this 28hr video series.after i am done i should be able to draw all the large breasted celestia i want right?
>>13815846/fa/ still has a better fashion sense than pretty much any other board though, as often as fedora and cargo pants are ridiculed all around 4chan, most people still don't look any good in public.
>>13815883But it doesn't matter, neither boy or girl would get to marry this beauty.
>>13815863A fucking obvious solution to that would be an appeal system that works or mods in the rizon chat whose dicks you didn't have to suck to get anything done. Moot would rather spend time increasing post timers and making YouTube videos about why he's too much of an idiot to make 4chan profitable.
>>13815895yesnow go watch it already
>>13815765Oh, there you are!You're so cute, Derpy.
>>13815896/fa/ has a fucking atrocious fashion sense. They all look like pretentious hipster assholes who had to castrate themselves to fit into those jeans.
>>13815895Yes, but you'll probably have to draw a lot between each episode in order to assimilate the content. Good luck!
>>13815895First things first, do your lines look good?
Discuss this butt?
pony says you can't stop here
>>13815663we are just a little more /b/ now during the hiatuseverything will be fine when s4 starts i hope
>>13815908He's going to grow up eventually. What'll you do then? What if he isn't cute?
>>13815843I'd imagine Derpy as not being full retard or oblivious to sex, but more "ditsy", and oblivious to being hit on by others. I'd imagine anon making sexual advances that leave him looking silly when she fails to catch on and assumes he's saying/doing something completely different every time.
>>13815908maybe when he's older
>>13815927You are in a thread with a pony that has a butt of steel.
>>13815942I counter that with the butt of shy.
>>13815938And when she makes sexual advances they're all incredibly blunt.>"We're gonna do erotic things now!"
I just want to cuddle a stallionI'm not gay though
>>13815928i dont want any trouble, i will just move a long
>>13815937>What if he isn't cute?I can't see this happening.
>>13815942>butt of steelMore like assphalt!
>>13815842If there was a DerpyQuest, I'd play it.
>>13815942Not enough frames.
So Derpy's current hasbro alias is "Muffins?"That pony has more identities than a secret agent
>>13815942Mind you, she grabs the fastest butt in the process.
>>13815959i cuddle dogs all day and its not gay, even if they get boners.
>>13815956That is a nice butt but Derpy presented her!
>>13815928What does pony think is going to happen?
>>13815942the two fattest ponies in equestria.gif
>>13815992Thanks. Now I have to remember to draw Derpy and Fluttershy bumping butts with each other.Fluttershy gets sent to the hospital afterwards.
>>13815980if you pretend for a second you are not an autistic who is deep in the brony fandom. i can see how Muffins is a cute nickname for a cartoon pony.
>>13815937Rumble will be the cutest stallion.He'd look so effeminate he'd often be mistaken for a mare.And ponies would always assume he's a total twink, only to get a big shock when they see him with his girlfriend.
>>13815987is cuddling a big doge like cuddling a big pone?
>>13815959Well they are pretty cute anonI think you can be forgiven
>>13815938>>13815957Sexually forward Derpy is best Derpy. Anyone have that greentext cap?
>>13816017it is exactly the same
>>13816017wanna find out?
>>13816010Actually I see Pipsqueak as being the effeminate stallion as an adult, not so much rumble.
>>13815957Yes! I like this!>"Thanks for volunteering to help me tend to my flowers anon.>Don't be embarrassed that you had the flower bed confused with a normal bed. I thought it was cute. >We should totally have sex after this."
Pony wouldn't do drugs.
>>13815958Then hell yeah.But only if it's loving sexual.
>>13815939But by then i'll be so old.
>>13816029>he numbers and names his collection of picturesI see autism.
>>13815809Why is there no Flitter or Cloudchaser fawning over him.He's hurt, they'd be all over him.
>>13816010>>13815937I'd let Rumble pound me so hard.
FROM ZERO TO HORSE
>>13816047Have you ever tried sifting through a massive unsorted pony folder looking for That One Image?It's a pain.
Explain the cannonballing Applejack.
>>13816068that's what subfolders are for
>>13816030Pip probably would too.He and Rumble are the only colts we've seen so far that have a filly's head shape.
>>13816094IS THAT ENOUGH MUFFINS?
>>13816073rarity is a slut
>>13816094that's not pinkie
>>13816094She'll get super fat if she eats that many muffins.
>>13816042In Equestria you age less slowly, so you'd still be pretty young, proportionally.
>>13816094Why would you put muffins in a bagDot did you buy her the shitty muffins? You should be ashamed
>>13816116>"Ohhh, Anon's not gonna like this..."
>>13816094NO YOU FOOL HER BUTT DOESN'T NEED TO GET ANY BIGGER
>>13816120But if he takes only half the time to grow up, then i'll also only take half the time to grow old.
>>13816134That is patently false.
>>13816148>half the time>more slowly
>>13816148So he'd be a teenager, then an adult pretty fast. Every month he'd be a little bit bigger.
>>13816156Then assuage her fears.
>>13816116I believe you have uncovered his fiendish plan
>>13816163"more slowly" would mean it takes more time to age. "less slowly" would mean it takes less time to age, because you're going less slow and more fast.
>>13816175>"I don't need it...I don't need it...I definitely don't need it...">"...">"IIIIII NEEEEEED IIIIIIIT!"
>>13816175But its more of her to cuddle!
>>13816165I both want to have that and see him take his time growing up while married to me.I want both.
>>13816198And more cushion for the pushin'.
>tfw Derpy/Carrot Top is dead as fuck
Sup pee gee. Anything happen in the past few months?
She at your home. What do?
>>13816222Not much. Couple new comics, do read those, they're fun. Depending on how many those few months are maybe one or two more things.
Derpy is a very ugly pony
>>13816222S4 in NovemberTwilicorn to the comics
>>13816249YOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT BECAUSE GREY IS AN UGLY COLOR.
>>13816235Take her for a walk in the hills behind my house.It has an awesome panoramic view of the city on one side and the beach on the other.
Derpy would never do drugs
>>13816261No.Grey is a beautiful color.
>>13816263Thats nice of you, anon.
>>13816235Ask her if she needs anything to drink or something
>>13816222Hints of a possible S5.>>13816260>Twilicorn to the comicsReally?
>>13816222how was the honeymoon
>>13816287Yeah, they said future comics would feature her with wings and all, don't know which issue is going to be the first.
>>13816287Yep. The editor (Bobby Curnow, I think) confirmed that starting the pirate arc, Twilight Sparkle will be winged.
>>13816285It's nice of her to keep me company.
>>13816288I want to pinch her cheeks and buttbut only if she wants me to
>>13816288Her wings look a little too low on her back.Why are your resolutions always so small?
>>13816286She would love some water!
>>13816126there is a bread place near me that would give away garbage bags of muffins and bagels at the end of the day.
>>13816288Now draw all those pastries going straight to her ass.
>>13816305>>13816306Oh.Well it's not like I needed another excuse to ignore the comics. This just makes it easier.
>>13816309Derpy love to keep you company. She really means it.
>>13816332why do you hate canon
>>13816312>"If you're not careful with those bubbles they're gonna pop!"
>>13816332Dude seriously?The comics are amazing, you're really missing out
how old would you guess the cmc were at the start of the series? the comic says over 4 years have passed since the main six first met.there is no way they are still in cheerilees class right?
>>13816320Okay I'll get you some but all of my cups have holes in themCheeselegs was over the other day
>>13816332>being this hung out over Princess Twilight
>>13816351BECAUSE THINK OF THE CHILDREN
>>13816332the comics are incredible! you should at least give them a shot.
>>13816369She doesn't mind at all! Maybe a bowl or a bottle might help.
>>13816362>>13816382I only enjoyed the Big Mac comic, the CMC Micro and the chrysalis comic just for the art.
>>13816351>we are getting canon wing twily info in the comics before its even on the showwhat in the fuck is going on here. there is no way they can keep it together now.
>>13816364I saw kids at AWA with CMC capes onI almost lost my spaghetti
>>13816332You're missing out.
http://xhamster.com/movies/2254499/unprecedented_amazing_handjob_by_hot_mature.html> Celestia will never tease your huge cock with her curvy, fit older body
>>13816392It's the same month as the show starts.
>>13816350Thanks Derpy.You're a good pony.
>>13816364Ponies age really slowly and mature slowly as well, suggesting that they might go to school for very long periods.
>>13816406Treat them with kindness and they might treat you back.
derpy satyr where
>>13816260I guess I'm not surprised. I guess you are all speculating over THE AMAZING ADVENTURES OF TWILIGHT WINGS>>13816293It was nice. I enjoyed Germany. I do not enjoy driving across France and Belgium, or my wife's taste in car music.
>>13816415The depths of our worst nightmares
>>13816417She need to stop eating cake.
>tfw no more cute Derpy/Trixie
>>13816415Would she have crooked eyes like her mom, or would they be normal like her dad?
>>13816417We don't really discuss it often anymore, beyond the occasional anon taking up the "you're a brony if you don't like twilycorn" position.
>>13816389Well umSpitfire melted all of my bowls but I do have a water bottleI dont know how derpy would hold it
>>13816399I'd rather blow my load inside though.
>>13816399>she will never effortlessly make you cum over and over
>>13816417There's not a lot of discussion, really. We're just waiting, and some people get all "only bronies accept Twilycorn," but same old same old.
>limiting yourself to one gender of pony
>>13816433You took to long. Derpy is now asleep on your couch.
>>13816417glad you had a good timei had a picture for you but i lost it and i guess its too late for it now
>>13816455I guess lucky's disguise wore off
>>13816459Can I roll for a cuddle
>>13816288If you write your sig in the middle of the canvas and the same size as the rest of the writing people will confuse it for dialogue
>>13815846>Sadly, we are still /tg/I know I'm late but whatI mean I'm not one of those "/tg/ best board all other boards a shit" but it's pretty super
http://braeburned.com/post/62665853173/woo-i-knew-some-of-you-guys-wanted-the-full-sizeWhy haven't you bought all of Pinkie Quest full-render with variants? Why not email him and get them without variants for free?Really this is some of the best. THE BEST.
http://i.imgur.com/OEvFu0A.pngRemind me never to do shit like this ever again because it just does not work out.
>>13816455>trying to force your flamboyant gayness on everyone else
>>13816417All the speculation has happened already it;s just a matter of waiting now
>>13816450Just imagine her holding you close as your body trembles, locking her legs behind your waist to pull you in even closer, whispering into your ear and begging you to do one more thrust.
>>13816428>>13816452Like I never left.
>>13816481> drinking strawPlsPLS
>>13816417Needs more fatpinkWere you there in time for Oktoberfest?
>>13816481>sweating man catches on fire
>>13816479I already got something from brae for free. I shouldn't free load
>>13816479Because it's just porn and that's too much effort?
>>13816468No one is stopping you, but she might be in a big surprise if she woke up to a human cuddling her like a teddy bear.
>>13816414Even someone who's never seen or heard of the show would probably be nice if they found themselves in contact with a pony.You'd have to be a pretty hardcore anti-brony to not be kind.
>>13816417also apparently some dudes here are gonna make a podcast or something
>>13816493amazon celestia is the hottest fucking thing everhell, even if she's not got the amazon build a lot of her humanized stuff is just amazing
pony is going out and pony doesn't know when pony will be back
>>13816510>like a teddy bearNah manMaybe put my arm around her and play with her mane a bit
>>13816508You can also buy the pack with variants for $.50 US or more.
>>13816414Post the rest
>>13816512I hope you are right, anon. I know I would show them my kindness.
>>13816493Hearing her moan in bliss as you throb against her inner muscles and pour your seed into her.
>>13816522My card expired today so maybe laterI didn't know hotmail still existed
>>13816515Based on my Pastebin metrics even a hint of snu-snu with Celestia is the most popular of all of them, other than "Rarity Gets Flavorblasted."MLPG loves their lewd and beautiful ponies and personhorses.
>>13816494We love you.
>>13816481Go away, Rei.
>>13816515It really is.
>>13816521Again, I do not think she would like to wake up and find out she being cuddle with.
>>13816515meh, it's pretty overrated
>>13816532Biting your neck to stifle the moans before anyone hears her
>>13816570Yeah I guess you're rightI'll just cuddle the plush version instead
>>13816576yeah, but celestiafags won't shut the fuck upit's getting annoying
>>13816544>my request is popularomgSeriously, though, been meaning to ask, do you have any good generic advice for not being a shit writer?Like, I remember you pre-read some other guy's stuff once and apparently it was a doozy. I want to avoid that. I already know show/don't tell and stuff, but do you have advice on stuff like not reusing words? I don't want to sound like I'm whipping out a thesaurus every other page.
>>13816526Never>>13816598I just live Celestia as a pony and nothing more.
One of my favorite ponies.
>>13816633I don't like you
>>13816629>liveI meant Like. I really need to sleep.
>>13816577Stroking her trimmed mons as you slowly pull your hips back and slip your length, slick with her juices and your cum, out of her snug sex.
>>13816610disclaimer: I'm not chisteryfor a while, that's what you'll have to do. eventually you'll build up a vocabulary. I almost always have thesaurus.com open when I write.You can also read more books and pick up stuff from them.
>>13816633but she's all fanon
>>13816657I wish I could like that picture... I mean, I know "sameface" is a general complaint, but c'mon. Those two have LITERALLY the same face. Celestia's cheeks are maybe slightly broader, but that's it. Body styles are almost identical as well and those arms seem dinky compared to the rest of her body.Yeah, I'll still get a boner, but god it could be so much better.
>>13816465What?Explain.Or show, or something.>>13816513What the hell is that about?
>>13816687You can't help what you like anon, fanon or otherwise, and I like Derpy.
>>13816705IS THAT A PENIS
MOOT THEY'RE POSTING DERPY AGAIN
>>13816610Everyone different style so I can't cut too deep and try not to. The only one I really had trouble with was a story about Scoots losing her wings and resolving to build a rocket. It wasn't even awful or anything, just sort of got mired in Scoots sighing over something and then the scene sort of fell away. Hardly anyone's really all that shit, just not well-practiced.>>13816661I'm not a sage. Anon's right: read books you like, read some examples of how authors construct and sparkle their work. If you want a book about writing, "Sin and Syntax" is pretty good. Can't remember the chapter title but its section on parallelism and word choice is pretty great. They spend a lot of time about plot in general, too. It's a good read.Some writers create 'beats,' like a conversation will only keep going if you can write a specific action of the speaking characters or a non speaker to keep it from being a quote wall. It typically shifts from a hard and fast "every third line, someone steals a cookie" but that could be a place to start.
http://mlpg.co/derpyFUCK YEA DERPY
>>13816713>that fucking pictureIt makes me giggle each time I see it.
>>13816705i mean i drew something for you a while agobuti cant find it nowi would show it to you otherwisesorry
>>13816712Just earth pony racism
>>13816705podcast is what it sounds likesometimes interviewing random people from MLPG, talking about MLPG related thingsNot very much has gotten done for now afaik
>>13816713...I need the story behind this.
>>13816427I think that Derpy Satyr was a thing. And she was supposed to be blind.
>>13816705LK and Gypsymagic are making a podcast together for fun. They mention, in passing, that they could bring on MLPG drawfags to guest star. As per usual, MLPG flips their shit and discusses things that haven't even happened yet like high school girls at a slumber party day-dreaming about their future husbands and how they're going to have 6 kids and live in Hawaii waterfront property
>>13816661>eventually you'll build up a vocabularyIt's not that I don't have a vocabulary, it's just using it to drop synonyms in and out so I don't repeat myself is tiresome, and makes it sound like I'm just lifting stuff from the thesaurus without considering the nuances of the word. It's clumsy.Like, synonyms are rarely exactly the same, there's usually different connotations for each, and it feels wrong to just swap them indiscriminately.>>13816715>just not well-practicedThat's what I was afraid of, but I guess I already knew that was the case.I've heard people swear by that book before but I'd forgotten about it until now, I'll definitely give it a look.
>>13816755It was the story about Sent trying to rape Pallete Pone.
>>13816427Neither. Blinded at birth.
>>13816765Hold on...You mean I won't get to guest in this podcast with my husband who is a prince and my six kids in Hawaii?!
>>13816778You mean after he gave her all that money she refused to fuck him?That bitch!
>>13816806No, the story about him being part of a trio of burglars who come in to steal some things but decide to break her thigh bone and rape her until she ran out of tears.No wonder Gypsy doesn't post with a trip any more.
>>13816481I like this version better
>>13816824That was Sparkler. Speaking of Sparkler, where the fuck is that Daring Do fag is?
>>13816802But I'm sure you never saw it coming!
>>13816765Not just drawfags! Anyone is invited to guest as long as they have something interesting to talk about
>>13816852Yeah but what's interesting about Anonymous?
>>13816691My biggest complaint would be that he got the eye color wrong
>>13816860>anon comes on>starts reading greentext stories out loud>has to stop every few lines to say "unf"
>>13816765The thing isThere's only so much to talk about without repeating yourself all of the timeThe content would get stale really quick
>>13816691What if they're twins?
>>13816847Faceless admitted to being sparkler last month.
>>13816765This is fucking stupidit will just reinforce the whole circlejerk image even more.
>>13816395KIds...yes...that would be cute...those adults...I mean...Jesus..You are announcing to the world that you need Prozac.
>>13816874just like MLPGthat's why you space it out by weeks and go on hiatus when you have nothing new
>>13816417>I enjoyed GermanyThat's possible?
Pank is poopedand so am I
>>13816775It's something you have to feel out, but generally it's better to switch up descriptors for people more than objects. "The purple mare" sounds better after the 6th "Twilight," but you don't have to keep switching up "comb" for "roller" for "black-tined savior." Doing that sparingly can reveal hints for how a character relates to the object or views the object, and if you keep switching it doesn't clue the reader nearly as well.But again, the bastard thing is you need to just futz it out with your own writing style. Just practice with 300 word prompts or what have you and get started from there. There are some nice story generators too if you want to start 0pone.
What's the largest thing Pinkie Pie can stuff in her?
>>13816894I would read her a bed time story.
>>13816879Who cares about that circlejerk image? It's always used by shitposters to start shit.
>>13816884The fuck are you even saying
>>13816417Can you imgur that pic? 4chan won't let me open it.
>>13816753>>13816765That sounds very much like a certain game MLPG was supposed to be making...
>>13816899writing 0pone isn't a big deal for me, I'm thinking I'll try for some of those 300 word request things later today perhaps.
>>13816928What the fuck am i not saying?
What's your favorite Art Anon nickname?>bland anon>can't draw well anon
>>13816943Yes, it does... But the game couldn't be made because nobody could code. Or those who could didn't have time.
>>13816364Comic and show canon are still separatealso>ponies age slowly>stay in school for a long-ass timeproblem solved
>>13816954>that one guy with that one name that draws the filly scoutsIt just rolls off the tongue
Is there a way to sort images like a booru?
>>13816965OS Xsome outdated linux program
>>13816943And artist/writer collabsAnd basically most MLPG projectsHell, /mlp/ is actually not only doing a game, they're making some great progress with it.Sure it's a VN based off EG, but it's better than anything MLPG has done so far.
>>13816905How large can Pinkie get?
Give me a subtle skateboard design
>>13816962>>13816954He'll always be bland anon. Everything he draws is uninteresting and boring looking.
>>13816972B-but Pony or DieAnd the Christmas bookand the MLPG drawthing on tumblr
>>13816972they have a broader talent pool to choose fromour most talented people are/were mewball, noel, dinofag, and LD
I'm gonna call it a dayGood night, MLPG
>>13816982Rarara's diamonds or Twily's sparkleReally any butt tattoo would work
>>13816982cyan with a single rainbow running across the bottom diagonally, hitting both axels on the edges.>>13816997Whatever happened to mewball, anyway? I haven't seen him around recently.
>>13816894Can wee lick her down there to make her feel better?please?
>>13816997>Dinofag>talentedWhen has he done anything but post raptor pictures?
>>13816997But they're all drawfags.
>>13816997Don't forget Tex!
>>13817009collegehe posted yesterday
>>13817009He went to college or art school I dunno>>13817015Programming better than anyone else here
>>13817017Uh, incorrect. Dinofag just shitposts and likes to initiate projects that fail.
>>13817021Tex doesn't do anything but promote his OC and talk ponies do on their spare spare time
>>13817015Have you posted any raptor images?
>>13816999oh no you dont
>>13817034Oh, yeah. I somehow blocked his name while reading.
>>13817038THAT FUCKING FILENAME
>>13817043No, because this is a board for posting ponies.
>>13817060What's a pony
>>13816982This is a pretty cool symbol in most contexts, really.Who doesn't like the sun?
>>13817067>Who doesn't like the sun?/v/
I just came across a pic Carnifax did of Texanon and Applejack:http://25.media.tumblr.com/8e71a7098a94bfc2d9f905028df49e20/tumblr_mnn3oiJSwF1r72vrdo1_1280.jpgNever seen it before.
Pony is bad news.
>>13816982I already gave you one last time you asked
>>13817084Let the shitposting continue
>>13816982Zecora's cutie mark and some matching stripe patterns.
>>13817084Oh, damn. I don't hear about Carnifex very often these days.
>>13817060>i posted no raptor imagesnice bait
>>13817085pony prefers the gossip column
>>13817067>>13817078>>13817086What if I just go the Dark Souls route and put Solaire's crest on my board
Do you like books mlpg?
>>13817084>Carnifex does a more interesting Tex than TexBig fucking surprise!
>>13817106I do, but I usually just fold the ear of a page instead of using a bookmark
>>13817106Nope, still dont read books that aren't school textbooksWould still like to have CMC one though
>>13817104that would be pretty cool as well, to be honest.
>>13817067All the cutie marks look wobbly and girly thoughAnd they're usually slightly asymmetrical. It's one of the design themes in MLP.
>>13817106I love books. Bookmarks are a very good idea, do you plan on making them a product?
>>13817116You're a monster.
>>13817106I SMELLA MONEY MAKING OPPORTUNITY
>>13817098He's not really that interesting. Same old routine usually of the same old bondage and his weird antrho pony designs. It's when he occasionally does anything else that anyone notices. He could be a lot better but he's too often a one trick pony.
>>13817124Do your homework
>>13817104It's far less likely to draw ire and it's a pretty interesting design anyways
>>13817125it's my bookI like seeing old books with the same creases because it makes me think about all the other people who have read that exact book before me
>>13817124Go get high and drink and college things
>>13817126Shining Armor's armor
>>13817116>fold the ear of a pagewhat the fuck bro>duplicate file>>13605189
>>13817138You can't use physical bookmarks on fanfics, anonGotta think smart when milking brony buxs
>>13817157what does it stand for, anyway?
>>13817159I was thinking that but then I realized, what if someone asks me what's it from?
>>13817166>You can't use physical bookmarks on fanfics
>>13817148but i already finished my work due tomorrow and started on an essay not due until next tuesday>>13817156>Monday
>>13817142I was only looking through his stuff because of this ridiculous picture I ran into on derpibooru by him. It was a gildaxdash porn thing where gilda was gropping dash's crotchboobs. But what was ridiculous was that he gave Gilda crotchboobs too. Why.Ran into this nice pic of Luna in lingerie though.http://25.media.tumblr.com/4831975d5c4dc5c257015a98d6bf11c9/tumblr_mrlnawcMYC1r72vrdo4_1280.jpg
>>13817183That whole series is such shit.
>>13816959If I recall correctly, the idea of the 'game' was supposed to be a sanic adventures for mlpg. Quite literally, a piece of shit that was mildly amusing. Any old monkey can produce that with game maker, or even pygame.But soft; the podcast certainly sounds like an interesting idea, if it ever escapes its 'in progress'.
>>13817139>>13817125>>13817161>>13817181you're all very special people who holy shit kill yourselves they're my books and I'll store pages how I want
>>13817122>>13817138I'd probably sell them at a con....I mean...I want to add glitter to some...and tie ribbons through them...but i don't think they'd be popular
>>13817189Cats have crotch boobs, though to be fair she should have like six of them.
>>13817166It's called "copy recently read paragraph, paste in notepad, leave notepad, ctrl+f and paste when wanting to return to where you were."
>>13817201>adding glitterGlitter is the HERPES of arts & crafts
>>13817200Look here you cum gargling chuckle fuck. It won't kill you to put a slip of paper between your pages. Dog-earring is disgusting and horrible for the book.
>>13817201> i don't think they'd be popularMost all the booths at ECCC have bookmarks, so they must be popular enough as a grab-gift $2 thing.
>>13817201I can almost taste the emone
You reach your right hoof in,you reach your right hoof out
>>13817213Well that's the thing. It was two. So It doesn't make any sense.
What?Ghost is dead?welp there goes another one
>We're cooler than those other bronies>We post vids of ourselves jizzing on pony toysRemember when we were the normal part of the MLP fandom?
>>13817219>not using a program that saves your place to read fanfics>like vim, emacs, or evinceFREEDOM
>>13817237vaginal juices all over hoof now.
>>13817200> You don't get to judge me!> I can wreck my shit any way I want!How much care we take with our possessions is something peers judge you for.
>>13817222I never have paper handy, so I stuff some of my hair between pages. Is that okay?
>>13817246I remember when we were the ONLY part of the MLP fandom....The FiM fandom anyways.
>>13817226Now what i really want is a good button maker. I love making pony buttons. Sooo cute.
>>13817246NoEven when we were the only part, we were the weirdest part.
>>13817246i think most people here hate that guy
>>13817246>WeFuck off. That was only you.
>>13817219it sounds like you lead a very inefficient life
>>13817256"wrecking" meaning cosmetic defects on the page corners which do not affect the text in the slightestI bet you flip out when people take notes in the margins too
>>13817269I think most people don't care. It's just the people who hate it tend to make it a big deal
>>13817248Installing a program just to be able to do that is like the virtual version of dog-earing anon. It's kinda disgusting. A notepad file you regularly use for odd reminders and such like a random scrap of paper is like using a random scrap of paper as a bookmark instead.
>>13817246>WeEh... Things like that make me distance myself more and more.
>>13817246>weIs "we" like a shitposter's favorite word or something?
>>13817269I know I do.
>>13817263Braeburned made a bunch and sold 'em, I'm sure he'd know a good button maker.
>>13817256to be fair, he's just folding some pagesit's not like he's tearing the covers off or cracking the spineit's just cosmetic damage
I love upside down pone
>>13817225>disgustingyou make it sound like I'm cumming between the pages>>13817256>Folding the tip of a page without any text on>Wreckingholy shit exaggeration much
>>13817287>>13817273Pony doll jizzer detected.
>>13817287>>13817286>>13817273It's what you get for not having an identity you Anonymous morons. Prepared to continue having other people speak for you.
>>13817116>I usually just fold the ear of a page instead of using a bookmark
>>13817285It's the virtual version of being smart and a feature in every good text viewer/editor made after 1990
>>13817242i want to draw something. it'd be just dust in the wind right now, but i can't get rid of that hole in my stomach. i didn't even know her.
>>13817302WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
>>13817298you people have the weirdest fetishes
>>13817281Inefficient? see: >>13817285It's just a matter of seconds saving the thing there when just leaving the tab or reader I'm using to read the thing isn't an option.
>>13817315Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I don't want any identity here, I mean not anymore.
>>13817302I wonder how Twilight would feel about this
>>13817302You are just the worst. You're book doesn't deserve that.
>>13817332You lead an inefficient life just because it feels retro, eh?
>>13817302You might as well be
>>13817302>this kills the book.jpg
>get a new book signed by the author>afraid to read it because I might ruin it>contemplating buying a second copy
>>13817302That is worse than a sin. You can't be allowed to live.
>>13817354>>13817344>>13817325Twilight, can you please get a hold of yourself? Its just a book.
>>13817324You knew her art
"Books aren't art, Spike, they're just the containers for ideas, and you can't damage ideas! They're meant to be read and loved, not locked away! Now, where did I put my pen?"
>>13817302To be fair it can really screw up the packing, especially in paperbacks. If you do more than a very small nick in the corner it can propogate from the front to back cover.Folding for any length of time can produce torque on that particular page and the surrounding ones, causing stress on the binding. If you don't store it in a relatively cool and moderately moist environment and any twisting or cantering of the book will cause pages to come free. It can also screw up page-turns and fast-flips to a portion of the book.You're right in that a new book you aren't all that fond of won't turn to dust instantly, but if you want to keep it for very long, it's more damaging to the book's properties as a book than writing in the margins.
>>13817352No It's actually very efficient. That's the reason I do it.
>>13817334>>13817375My headcanon is that she goes absolutely BONKERS over anybody messing with her books.However, her own books have loads of notes scribbled in the margins.She's never really considered why this might be considered hypocritical, until Dash yells at her for decoding a secret code in the margin of a Daring Do book.Fuck, I gotta write that now. Dammit chist
I bet Twilight left her mare juices once before in a book that she borrowed from a library in Canterlot
>>13817375>not conjuring up a pen with magic>not even using a quill and inkWhere is Twilight Sparkle. THIS ONE IS AN IMPOSER!
>>13817366>>13817368>>13817369>>13817371Who cares if the paper gets crinkly? You can still read the words.
I'm going to put my penis inside Princess Twilight Sparkle.
>>13817368>You chain Twilight to a chair>You sit in front of her>You grab a random book>It's not even hers>You start dog earing EVERY PAGE
>>13817324drawing fanart for the dead feels incredibly autistic and disrespectful to me
Post the first pony image you saved.
>>13817389DO ITDO ITDO IT
>>13817298I love drinky pone
>>13817404I'll get banned.
>>13817345It's imperfections that make life so much more interesting. I can name a detail about any of my possessions and if I was there for it, I can tell you a story about how they got there. Who wants a sterile, plastic wrapped environment? Not me.
>>13817259No. I was in the general at the beginning. But there was also a fan community on dA.
>>13817399>sticking your dick in a trillion hitlers
>>13817401Why are you so cruel?
>>13817395>Quill and InkWhat is this, the Crystal Empire under Sombra's rule?Quit living in the past and get your hair dye right
>>13817403It's not always disrespectful.
>>13817403>autisticWhat do you even mean? This makes no sense, even in that context.
>>13817404>tfw my first original pony folder was destroyed
I like how sometimes MLPG just starts posting consecutive pictures of a single pony. Right now it's Twilight
>>13817401>start picking books off the library's meticulously-organized shelves and randomly rearranging them
>>13817369"hey, she put her skype there, maybe i should talk to her. but she's so popular. i bet she already has too many friends."i loved her art and found it inspirational. i just want to do more than nothing, even if it's meaningless.>>13817403i'm afraid that it will turn out this way. i have to overthink it.
YOU GUYSI HAVE AN IDEA FOR US TO DOWhy don't we do a small episode like comic? Maybe a 2 parter? It could be about Pinkie losing and looking for her tail?That could be a good idea for a MLPG project.
>>13817439Twilight please, we all know you use quills and ink for your note taking activities.
>>13817411See what I mean? You can pair derpy with anyone! Ships, adventures, cuddles, brunch, anywhere! She is the ultimate sidekick.Name one fictional character she wouldn't be the perfect companion/sidekick for.
>>13817449we're talking about booksof course we're going to post princess bookpurple
>Cadamce's skinny, penetratable butt.
>>13817397IT'S NOT THE FUCKING POINTGET A SCRAP PIECE OF PAPERWHAT IF YOU DONATED THAT BOOK LATER
>>13817450>start placing Equestrian History books and Celestia Biographies in the fiction section.I wonder if she'd find that humorous.
>some people haven't become ponies yetwhat the fuck guys
>>13817459i have an even better idea! it's almost winter, so why don't we get some drawfags and writefags together and make a christmas book?i'm sure everyone involved will profit from it an anon will love it!
>>13817487She looks fake and unappealing.
>>13817464I really love that artist's style.
>>13817465I dunno about skinny, but...
>>13817416>not loving your books>not having them in bed with you>not tucking them in lovingly >dog earring them and causing them painyou're just as bad as book burners.
>>13817487Doesn't really look like Fluttershy at all.
>>13817489isnt mlpg in the middle of doing a book right nowbut everyone kinda stopped i guess
>>13817505Posters has a different mindset about her, mind you.
>>13817510You can barely even read and write, what the fucking are you complaining about?
>>13817489Is that sarcasm? It was pretty cool last time. Were there any problems?
>>13817510>keeping everything around you in plastic bags>being afraid of making something look like it hasn't just left its factory packagingMT pls
NIPPON AT ponykart.net/mlpg
>>13817489Dude, what? The last christmas book was amazing
>>13817533SEASON 2 EP 1
>>13817480You'd be aggravating a powerful mage's obsession with Sunbutt and her OCD, not a wise move.>Equestrian History>"Heh, very funny. You can stop that now.">move a portrait of Celestia over there to put on an empty section of the "fiction" shelf>"Wait... wait, what? I don't get it, Anon. Untie me, please, I don't get it and it's not funny anymore.">pick up a biography>"What do you think you're doing with that, Anonymous? It's really not very funny, I can see you're going to put Celestia in the fiction section. She doesn't really go there, you know, and conflict IS the source of all comedy, but that's not very funny at all, and you should really untie me so we can reorganize everything and laugh about this later and-">put book on the shelf>Anon is turned into a fine red mist
Japonies Season 2 starts tonight!
>dysgraphia =/= being completely fucking retarded
>>13817513at least she tried
>>13817510If Twilight love books so much, why can't get make a bed for each of them in the library?
>>13817526I can read just fine. I have trouble with certain letters when handwriting.>>13817530I don't. They are on bookshelves. I read them every so often and always get them new siblings.
YOU FUCKERS SAID THE SHOW WAS CANCELLED IN JAPAN AND THEY ARE AIRING S2 RIGHT NOW
>>13817544Also look at all that photoshop
>>13817543>A complete fucking retard can draw better than you
>>13817523http://i.imgur.com/nw1sEHe.pngWell, at least we can agree that it's penetratable.
>>13817558>no new introFUCKING DROPPED
>>13817543You're right. That's autism, not dysgraphia.
>>13817558haha, very funny->It actually is onSHIThttp://ponykart.net/mlpg/index.php?stram=1
>>13817544It looks so fake.
>>13817558I'm so hyped for Discord's nippon voice
>>13817581autism =/= being completely fucking retardedC'mon Sonny, I shouldn't have to tell you this.
http://ponykart.net/mlpg/index.php?stram=2GET IN SEAON 2 NIPPON CONFIRMED
Gee Japan, why doesn't hasbro give you a hiatus
>>13817588WHO VOICING DISCORD? NORIO WAKAMOTO?
>>13817620No no no.>"Gee Japan, how come Hasbro gives you TWO seasons?">"No hiatus!"
>>13817598Depends on the severity. Autism can be a mild form of mental retardation, or it can be debilitating.
>We're "ironically" creepy pervs>We're "ironically" jizzing on pony dolls and then masturbating to those videos
>>13817620Because why the fuck not? More ponies for them.
>>13817652I don't think the guy with the hotglue fetish is being ironicI'm pretty sure he actually enjoys that sort of thing
>>13817598But autism is another word for retardation.
HOLY FUCK JAPAN HAS SHORT AS FUCK COMMERCIALS
>weird as fuck discord voicewell, it gets points for effort
>>13817673yeah, but they come up more oftenplus they cut stuff out so you get even less pony per episode
>>13817689they only cut to make room for the longer opener though
>>13817689but we wouldn't have any rucky ponies if they didn't cut!
>>13817656Rarity has the prettiest eyes.
Have you voted yet? http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/mightyno9/mighty-no-9/posts/611851Is it clear if C has a Pony companion or if she transforms from it?
>>13817684He has a good crazy laugh.
>>13817600Still too fake for me.
I got doge for posting pinkey once
>>13817707Its neat cause he played Buggy from One Piece and Kefka in Dissidia
>>13817705transformation, you say
>>13817705Probably pony companion, a la Rush.I'm going with B solely for that hair display. God that's adorable.
>>13817705Anyone that doesn't vote E is a massive retardShe's perfection. Cute, funny, potentially sexy, expressive.
>>13817684>>13817707It IS Shigeru Chiba, after all (Buggy - One Piece, Corset - Panty and Stocking, for reference)
>>13817689AVOGADRO'S NUMBER HITLERS
>>13817704That has always been a fact.>>13817705Where is plantman? He would love this.
>>13817735>Anyone that doesn't vote E is a massive retard>She's perfection. Cute, funny, potentially sexy, expressive.1. Dumb hair. The Fox hair thing is uneeded.2. Stump feet. She needs real feet.
>>13817735>E>not F>not wanting Not Roll to go with your Not Megaman
>>13817739You don't say?
>>13817782I've had Roll around long enough tho.I'd rather have some new design.
>>13817782But I want someone different. And E looks more mission control, so if we do get her as a playable character it could be interesting what they do with her.>>13817769The side ponytail makes her look adorable and fuck you footfag.
Apple Filly Thread>>13817804>>13817804>>13817804
>>13817798Not him but that is a nice design, though some of the other choices make it run for its money.
>>13817802>and fuck you footfag.I want real feet.Not stumps.
>>13817725Panka, plsStay as a pony
>>13816479i'll give it one day until the 'extras' are readily availablestill, can't blame him for it. if i had a huge fanbase for merely passable work, i'll exploit my fans the similar subtle way
To be fair I just leave the book on the page I was reading it and turn it upside down.
>>13818196that's even worse!