Twilestia edition (joseco-free)Old non-lesbo: >>13793824
That horse needs therapy
>>13797975lie down on the couch
>>13797911It's going to be so special~
>>13797963Bitch, you can try harder than that...
>>13797975THAT BOY NEEDS THERAPY
>>13798021What is Pinkie implying
>>13798021>mares>not stallionsCOME ON, ANON
>>13798012i don't trust any of those heathens. He just means more pandering.>We've upped the pandering to at least 3 references every second. Don't ask me how, but we did it!!
>>13798021wisdomI'd love my waifu's cockslit
>>13798021Are those two ponies lesbians?Are they gonna do it right here?
>>13798021>not wanting to cock vore a pony
>>13798065Pinkie and Rainbow Dash?They might.
>>13798015>JUST LIKE IN OLD GOOD /B/ RIGHT GUIZE XDXDXD
>>13798028Looks cozy, man.
>>13798045If the pandering is done right it can be good.
>>13798006oh boy, this can't be good at allchangelings?a nightmare?something worse?
>>13798021oh god i'm giggling entirely too hard10/10
>>13798015I actually really like how he draws the normal ponies anatomy wiseHe is way better with their leg anatomy and proportioning than many pony artists
>>13798075>coming from /b/Get out
>>13798095Total slave for forced meme!
>>13798095Total slave to forced memes!
>>13798021>not shoving THEM down YOURSlaaaaaaame
>>13798012>dragon dildos>shovels and rope>cemetery>fedora>MRAClearly, this anon is a serial killer who targets feminists and shoves larged flared chances into his victims, beats them to death with a shovel (or possibly with another dragon dildo), then sneaks into cemeteries at night to look for open graves to dispose the body in. However, he cannot do any of this without his fedora.
>>13798114okay, let the record show that I'd fuck that Celestia
>>13798116A-Anon, no! You can't do this! HEEELP! which pony did you imagine?
What new characters do you hope to see in S4?
>>13798159>that horn going down your urethraAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>13798165I'd like to see them hash out some background pony characters like Bon Bon or Flitter/CC.Or some deer. Deer would be cool.
Every hour this god damn thread is up. these are the only threads I actually want to get scruffed.
>>13798167That horn would actually be the only thing that wouldn't fuck your urethra up completely
>>13798167Do it butt first then
>>13798165No new persistent characters, any number of temporary charactersThe former are for lazy writers that can't develop existing ones.b
>>13798167"You know we're NOT doing this, right?"
>>13798175>I don't like thing>thing must be removed
chrysalis' horn going down your urethra
>>13798156let the record also show that I would love that celestia >>13798076 tenderly
>>13798155>>13798159Yea, you're both right
>>13798194alright alrighthow about a quick magic job then
>>13798165Sunset Shimmer.It could be actually nice if we'd get to see her coming to Equestria, hoping for Twilight's forgiveness, after which, later in the show she'd become a new Element of Harmony, which could be Redemption.
/r/ that story where Rainbow Dash Masturbates using a cloud. I think it was lighting cloud.
>>13798203dodecahedron, what the fuck. Do you just do this all day?
>>13798175These threads make up 30% of the board's overall traffic, of course it's up. Filter MLP General and a couple variations in subject and comment and they're gone forever.
>>13798234There is so much wrong with this post, i don't even...
>>13798245And mind the balls, they're important tooI'll just be browsing mlpg
>>13798234Your opinion is wrong
>>13798159>I can't wait to study the inner machinations of human genitalia first hand>this will be so much FUN!
>>13798242>dodeca>twelve-sided>hedron>shape with a defined number of sidesIt's simple if you're not RETARDED.
>>13798272some one get the pony pump
>>13798270It's actually my headcanon.
>>13798234The absolute worst thing about this is that there are people out there who genuinely hold this opinion.The absolute worst thing x2 about this is that Meghan McCarthy is probably amongst them.
>>13798284anonymous nothat's my fetishwe can't pump pony in day thread
>>13798275That's the last straw, Twilight. Bite the pillow, I'm going in dry.
>>13798234>redemptionGood writing 101: DON'T DO THIS EVERIt's lame, character destroying, and unrealistic if it's not done well, and it is extremely hard to do well. In fact, it's impossible to do well depending on the character you want to redeem.Evil bitches that are evil for the sake of evil like hotdog shimmer are irredeemable.
>>13798280fuck off i wasn't talking to you.
>>13798301anon, I think you don't have the idea hereI'm going IN you.
>>13798272okayup we go...geez. you really can't hold your booze, can you? I'll put a trashcan at the side of the bed in case...y'know...
>>13798305but sunset shimmer is being redeemed in equestria girls
>>13798305That being said Anon, what did you think of Discord's redemption?
>>13798203That looks like an isocahedron to meI have like ten d20s in front of me I know this shit
>>13798315You mean she already is
>>13798301i love sad Twilight
>>13798308LEARN THE NAME AND KNOW THE GAMEI'LL BE TAKING THAT CHECKERED BOOB
>>13798330Well fuck you too Twilight geometry sucks I'd rather go fast
>>13798305Faust did this with Luna in S1 you know.
>Gaper will never cast Reduce Person on you so you can ride him around town
>>13798332happy Twilight is better
>>13798315Equestria girls was also shit.>oh i'm sorry thanks for showing me the way of friendship and magic i'll be nice nowThat's a closer for a terrible childrens movie, not something you want to drag out into a terrible overarching plot.>>13798327Wasn't that bad. Then again, he wasn't exactly evil in the first place. Just a malicious trickster.
>>13798338But it was well-done. It wasn't out of blue, we had pre-setup.
>>13798338>luna>evil for evil's sakeya ok
>>13798351You're not so bad.
>>13798333Gwah!! Just take care of it, don't slap it around too much.
>>13798359Nightmare moon sure was
>>13798311No, I don't think YOU understand.Bend over.
>>13798345Lyra stop, you're drunk-...f-fuck that feels nice...
>>13798338Luna was overtaken by an external force and that was pretty much the end of her wrongdoings, letting that happen. As demonstrated in the comics, you don't need to do or not do much to reach that point. With her and Nightmare it was more about getting Nightmare to fuck off than fixing Luna.
>>13798364Holy shityou're actually gonna keep this opinion aren't youanon how long has it been since you've watched the showbe honest with us
>>13798174>Bon BonSweetie Drops you mean
>>13798338luna wasn't evil by nature, she was overtaken by the nightmare. the mane 6 blasted it out of her.that's different on so many levels i don't think the english language has a word befitting of your beef
>>13798348happy twilight is ok too, but i like seeing her sad too. She is the best rape fic character after fluttershy
>>13798368>Luna was overtaken by an external forceMISSED YOU
>>13798338Luna was corrupted by some darkness shit that fed on loneliness and jealousy towards her older sister. It is painted as redemption, but it's not exactly the same thing, since she merely got uncorrupted.
>>13798371Nightmare Moon was pretty much pure evil though, in the comic and in the show
>>13798379>>13798368Luna still let that evil force take her willingly.
>>13798384That's completely canon as of now though, as much as I don't like it since it fills the biggest hole Past Sins used to have.
>>13798375I am pretty sure he means Bon Bon>>13798391WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
which VA do you want to have sex with today
>>13798381>She is the best rape fic character after fluttershythat's horrible!if you want to make her sad there's other ways of doing it
>>13798391SAD FOR A HWHILE
>>13798388Well, I suppose you could say the Nightmare forces are pure evil, yes. But the Nightmare forces have never been redeemed. Even Luna wasn't really redeemed, more just freed from the forces.
>>13798234>Sunset Shimmer>coming back to Equestria to be redeemedIt would be even better if the human Flash Sentry came through the portal as well trying to find the version of Twilight he's smitten with.
>>13798400>That's completely canon as of now thoughHAHATIME TO SHATTER SOMEONE'S BELOVED FANONhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnlquKcFM58
>>13798398so did Rarity.
>>13798410Oh she's not sad anon.
>>13798398While she was depressed and angry. It happens to lawful good/etc characters all thetime.Corruption/fall != evil person
>>13798424That could be actually hilarious to watch.
Pony says that Chemistry is the study of transformation.
>>13798429Why do you even bother?
>>13798367Since you would have already cum at this point, she probably would have stopped before you said this.
>>13798391Is that pony okay? She sure seems to be upset about something.
>>13798447>already cumThat's saliva.
>>13798410i want her sad any way i can take it
>>13798447I thought that was saliva
>>13798366Fine, then can we get back to advance pony science?
>>13798444so what would the study of pony butts be called
Which pony is the lewdest pony?What fetishes are their favorite?
Pony is stuck
>>13798429Good job, you proved his point
>>13798446I find so much denial is hilarious.
>>13798424What if he stayed human and ended up getting trapped there for 30 moons?It'd be just like Anon in Equestria.
Pinkie Pie is best pony, and every time you disagree, the voltage on Fluttershy's teat clamps goes up by 0.1 watts.
>>13798480Switch bronies and homestucks.
>>13798480I too determine someones worth as a human being based on what they like, using hitler as a point of referenceI take it you've been diagnosed with aspergers as well? *aspiefist*
>>13798493do it faggot
http://ponycountdown.com/>54 daysCome on, just, just a bit longer
>>13798473Her fetish is watching scary movies with you and then pretending to be afraid so she can crawl closer and closer to you till she's sitting on your lap, her wings wrapped around both of you, forming a soundproof cocoon.
>>13798493MLP isn't even a fucking show to me, anymore. Just a collection of increasingly hardcore fetishes that are made even better because they're applied to such innocent characters.
>>13798493Pinkie Pie is worst pony x[some really high number here]
>>13798444Walter White please
>>13798480That list worse than 5.56 microHitlers.Good job.
>>13798493Pinkie Pie isn't best Pinkie Pie isn't best Pinkie Pie isn't best Pinkie Pie isn't best Pinkie Pie isn't best Pinkie Pie isn't best Pinkie Pie isn't best Pinkie Pie isn't best Pinkie Pie isn't best Pinkie Pie isn't best Pinkie Pie isn't best Pinkie Pie isn't best Pinkie Pie isn't bestPinkie Pie isn't best Pinkie Pie isn't best Pinkie Pie isn't best Pinkie Pie isn't best Pinkie Pie isn't best Pinkie Pie isn't best Pinkie Pie isn't best Pinkie Pie isn't best Pinkie Pie isn't best Pinkie Pie isn't best Pinkie Pie isn't best
>>13798520what kind of movie would make her legitimately scared?
>>13798520pony has good fetish, if a bit specific
>>13798522yeah that's going to be one for the record books
>>13798477I'll get pony out of there
>>13798536Are there any movies about the loneliness that comes with being an immortal god?
>>13798493Pinkie Pie is probably not the best pony.What about the electrodes on her bulging marecunt?
>>13798543Is it that time?
>>13798548Dash, you gotta stop polishing those balls.
Panty and Stocking is shit.
>>13798473Rarity is a very lewd pony. She loves to be dominated and presented as furniture. She has a rubber suit that covers everything but her ass and a hole for her mouth (usually filled with a ring gag). She also likes to be taken out and made to parade around town on a leash.
>>13798575How about this panty and stocking.
>>13798578So she probably has a setup like this, right?
>>13798541Ponies actual fetish is you.But she didn't want to admit that.
>>13798578>wanting to be degradednoRarity cares way too much about what others think of her to do such things
>>13798004What a lovely ass
>>13798444Pony is wrong. Chemistry is the deepest circle of hell.
>>13798590>leash>rocking horseWhere would she even fucking go
>>13798613back and forth and back and forth and back and forth
>>13798585Rainbow Dash isn't for panties
>>13798600That's the exciting part for her.
>>13798600No see, that's WHY that's her fetish. It's like how guys who spend every day as super important powerful business are usually the ones who want to get dominated and humiliated by females
>>13798591ohthen pony's fetish is a bit sillyI appreciate teh sentiment, though.
>>13798578What if I threatened to shave her when her hair inevitably got in the way, yanking on that sensitive taildock at the same time?
>>13798622Only for me anon?
>>13798619And SIDE TO SIDESEE ME
>>13798622to use however I please?
>5 dollar Subtember at subwayWould pone subway
>>13798620oh my goshfrilly dash is the best thing
someone said it needed more pank
>>13798629She starts whimpering, and you can see her knees starting to give way as your fingers brush down south of her tail and around the sensitive skin of her cunt. "Oh, yes... Make me look like the ugly whore I am..."But if you actually did try to cut her mane, she'd say the safeword. Probably yell at you after.
>you will never pick up a six pack of big fuckin' ponies from Costco
>Mfw the season 4 premiere is set in the Crystal Empire>Mfw the season 4 premiere mentions Equestria Girls>Mfw the season 4 premiere is mainly focused on Twilight>Mfw the season 4 premiere has a song>Mfw the season 4 premiere has brony pandering>Mfw the season 4 premiere has Princess Cadence in it>Mfw the season 4 premiere has a new toy in it>Mfw the season 4 premiere has a week between each part>Mfw the season 4 premiere is written by Meghan McCarthy
>>13798686what brush is that?
>>13798672Well then, I don't know what to do with it>>13798666Anon, don't you steal from me
>>13798627If I were you I'd watch out, calling her silly can have unforeseeable consequences.
>>13798686>panki thought better of you, Mewball
>>13798693...I hope that pony has plenty of lube in stock.
>>13798694>let's complain about things that haven't aired yet
Fluttershy wakes up feeling something wet on her haunches. Turns out she's been drugged and restrained in the center of town to be used as a public fuckhole. She breaks down at first and pleads to be let go, but by the end of the day, she's begging to be left tied up.
>>13798713Niggas is bored yo. Niggas should leave and come back in 54 days
What's the silliest weekend activity for our fair Princesses?
>>13798694>>Mfw the season 4 premiere mentions Equestria Girls>>Mfw the season 4 premiere has a week between each partGuaranteed not to happen>>Mfw the season 4 premiere has a song>>Mfw the season 4 premiere has a new toy in itGuaranteed to happen
>>13798723>FlutterstocksGOD DAMN IT A.J. WHERE ARE YOU?!
>>13798695http://zedig.deviantart.com/art/My-brushes-346476394pretty neat>>13798710but pink is my favorite coloreven if she's not a good pony she has good colors
>>13798742Banishing each other in celestial bodies.
>>13798620Whos the artist?
>>13798742Flaunting their superiority.
>>13798753no, i mean the nickname "pank" is stupid
>>13798743How do we know they will air on the same day?Also we know for a fact it is written by McCarthy, so add that to guaranteed. The mainly focused on Twilight is also a given at this point.
>>13798705You're right - silly wasn't the word I was looking for at all. I obviously meant that she is a refined, dignified lady with tastes beyond reproach. Yes. That's totally what I meant.
>>13798764I don't know, pretty sure it's the same guy doing the little Pinkie Box Quest though
>>13798750jilling herself against an apple tree.
>>13798701but you just said you don't know what to do with it.I know EXACTLY what to do with it.
>>13798723>but by the end of the day, she's begging to be left tied up.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfiGyhfQeLI
>>13798723There has to be a fic out there with this premise.
>>13798788Well that is adorable.
>>13798775>How do we know they will air on the same day?Why wouldn't they? They did so for S3.
>>13798788Don't do it, Dash!It's full of rape!
>>13798743So will the S4 premier try to shoehorn in the rainbow pones?
>>13798790Fuck you, I know what to do now.Have her put it on my face
>>13798789Tree grind and Fluttershy stocks
>>13798789I meant the tripfag. A.J. wrote the whole fluttershy in stocks thing a long time ago and I wanted to know if he/she still had it
>>13798772Would you prefer ponk
>>13798806There are at least two that involve her being a stocked public fucktoy, but neither has her begging to be left there.
http://24.media.tumblr.com/93289d3cf36aa964217531449ed557c9/tumblr_mtwgh6Zvqd1sd04wbo1_500.pngWhy is non sexual nudity so cute?
>>13798045The show isn't like the comics, anon. The show's references are usually low key enough to not distract from whatever is on screen
>>13798782She will still pounce you.
>>13798826It must be sad for you. I know you'd love to be left there.
>>13798838So are the comic's
>>13798809Could imagine the complete craziness if the Royal Wedding ep was split up between two weeks?
>>13798753oh yeah, I forgotyou use photoshopnow I gotta go buy photoshop
>>13798826Shame. I like the idea of Fluttershy going from an introverted wallflower to a mindbroken fucktoy who loves being a cumdumpster.
>>13798772>being serious about silliest pony's name
>>13798811Gaaaah! No! Stop!!
Why do ponies have pronounced buttocks?
>>13798837Nothing involving Fluttershy is cute at all.
>>13798809Because before that they didn't.
>>13798817Big Mac's gone into town, and she's all alone.
What's a subtle design I can put on my skateboard
>>13798862that cat looks like it has downs.
>>13798845Oh no! Whatever am I going to do?
>>13798860>going fromshe already is.
>>13798234I totally want this to happen.Maybe it would lead into a Sunset Shimmer/Twilight/Trixie love triangle
>>13798836I want her to fart on my face
>>13798884>wanting any pony designsWow faggo->skateboardWOW FAGGOT
>>13798884>subtlego full brony or go home
>>13798864they dontthose are thighsdye horse anatomy?
>>13798884Rainbow's cutie mark, I dunno. Just look up WeLoveFine's t-shirt designs and copy off of a subtle one there. also how good of a skater are youits important
>>13798862whatever nigga. have fun being a retard>>13798822fuk off m8
>>13798866YES! THANK YOU!
>>13798899That looks like a ward.
>>13798855It would be completely worth it for all the speculation that would have run around. Fuck, now I kind of regret it wasn't.>implying I would have survived one week
>>13798286Tell me more about your headcanon
If at first you suck, you'll always suck!It doesn't matter how much effort you put in.People don't change!
>>13798890>tfw celestia folder is just 900 files
>>13798772ohtop lel>>13798856well...not necessarily also >not using photoshop already in the year 2013
>>13798903real horse butts are flatter than pone butts.
>>13798876sounds like a 5 hour ordeal
>>13798890>Whatever am I going to do?Whatever it is, you probably better decide soon before she has you pinned down.
>>13798890>keikKakuLearn your Japanese, anon.
>>13798895EQG Trixie was actually pretty cute
>>13798305Then why does MLPG like Trixie's episode so much?
>>13798918Pink isn't even a real color
>>13798925>If at first you suck, you'll always suck!UNF
>>13798929real horses just have muscle
>>13798937She really is.
>>13798937pone is cutehuman is not
>>13798939Last I checked, we only liked Boast Busters, not the second one.
>>13798941>being less fun than the colour pink
>>13798953>weDon't ever claim this
>>13798932>having a plan of actionFuckit, we're wingin' this.
>>13798939There's no redemption involved, she's still a cunt by the end
>>13798952>human is not
>>13798925You will be sucked!
>>13798905A-anon, that is my fetish... also as an ass man I would Worship it first, kissed and all
>>13798937Why is she so perfect /co/?
>>13798527WALTER WHITE DID NOTHING WRONG
>>13798953eat shit and stop speaking for everyone else Wizard Battle was one of my favorite s3 episodes
>>13798953inb4 a ton of people claim Magic Duel was good.
>>13798895>Twilight walks in on Trixie and Shimmer "working out their differences"
Aww yeah I got me some twilestia.
>>13798965It's an easier way of saying 'the general consensus'. I'm not claiming anything, anyway; the 'last I checked' should have made that abundantly clear.
>>13798953Last I checked we thought you're a retard.
>>13798939It's an all around good episode. Also >>13798968, she says sorry but then continues being a cunt.
>>13798965It's always >weMLPG is a hivemind when it supports my argument, didn't you know?
>>13798911Which you aren't buying, are you?
>>13798575To be honest, it only had like 1 good episode and the music is the only memorable thing about it.
>>13798984I liked Magic Duel more than Boast Busters.I thought a lot of people did.
>>13798994A lot of people do, Deaf is just a dumb fuck.
>>13798937Let's all admit it.Trixie going to get her peanut butter cracker from the vendor machine was the best part of EQG.>inb4 Seth
>>13799003Spike was the best part
>>13799006Celestia stopped being a good character after season 1.
>>13798973well as a fellow ass man I can respect thatbut as a non-fart fetishist I am nonplussedthen again I myself have a fixation for anal penetration so I can't really talk
>>13798983>Twilight, tell us where she touched you>Twilight?>Twilight, why aren't you saying anything?
>>13799010I never liked Dr suess's style.
>>13798930Unless Applebloom finds her.Do we have Applejack teaching her little sister how to masturbate?
>>13799003>>13799011But those were both shi->try to think of better things>nothingokay whatever
>>13798851HORROR MOVIESSO SUBTLEPiss off.
>>13798992Always, in every lane.>>13798994Guess I read into it wrong. The feel I got from how people talked was that they liked the actual duel because fetishes, and disliked the episode overall because hurredemption.
>>13799014Anal penetration is also good
>I thought I'd do something special today>Do you like it?
>>13799013I don't see what could happen to make her a bad character. She's not as developed in s2 (generic princess leader) but still good.
>>13798164http://www.bronypassions.com/These people exist
>>13799013>implying she was ever a good characterShe's a fucking story prop.
>>13799027I disliked the fact that they brought back Trixie and then shoveled some redemption into it, but the episode still managed to be really good for the most.
>>13799024>spike>badSay what you will about mccarthy, but she writes spike the right way
>>13799026>>13799040Show me a panel where they are actually distracting
>>13798907>having fun equals retardgr8bm
>"fuck jokes, they're retarded and everyone should hate them" anon is onlineMLPG super fuckin serious thread for super fuckin serious dudes edition
>>13798967Too late, Anon. Now you are below her, her body on top of you and her hooves pressing your shoulders into the ground.And she's giggling at your futile attempts to free yourself somehow.
>>13799021No, but I fucking wish.
>>13799053Go get mauled by dickwolves.
>>13799058I like his B/W stuff more. The colors always look a little bit off
>>13799055I lift my hands up as far as they can go and tickle her belly.
>>13799051Huey, Dewey and Louie in Celestia's Micro.
>>13798983For a second there, I thought Celestia was carrying Twilight like a cat carrying her kittens.
>>13799073How is that distracting?
>>13799052whatever nigga. Have fun going to Ponyville and trying to get Pinkie's attention yelling PANK!! PANKA! PONKO OVER HERE!! PANKO, IT'S ME YOUR FRIEND ANON, ARE YOU GONNA THROW ME A WELCOME PARTY PONGO!?!?
>>13799048It never went anywhere with him. He made the right remarks but then it was just immediately dismissed entirely all the time and that ruined those bits.
>>13799033and you said you didn't know what to do with that ass.you knew all along.
>>13799071Now she squirming on top of you, snorting with laughter and trying to push your hands away with her wings.
>>13799059I'd rather get raped by sharkwolves, thanks
>>13799081In every way imaginable. They're literally the least fitting creatures to ever appear in anything canonical. They have next to no manes which are the same color as their fur, duck tails which are again the same color, and it goes on.
>>13799088That is my fetish too Pony Hotdogging objects
>>13799084>>13799084at least he wasnt a betabitch this timie
>>13799101>>13799080I miss when Twilight was small
>>13799084Spike was always at his best when he was more a commentator than a participant
>>13799094Use her distraction to free my shoulders and continue the tickle attack!
>>13799058The only way to ensure the continued success of the matriarchy is to gather the eight most prominent mares of the age, arrange them in a circle corresponding to each of the eight points of the compass, and have them take it in turns to fuck the most prominent male of the age with strap-ons (not magically-grown cocks, this is very important) while reciting magical binding rituals to prevent stallions from rising up and overthrowing the mares. It's almost time for the next ritual, and it's occurred to Celestia that the most prominent stallion is Shining Armor, and one of the eight mares will have to be Twilight.
>>13799117But now things are different with Twilight being tall.
>>13799101>>13799117she's still pretty small compared to celestia... just not as small.I like that she grew a little, though.
>>13799126They grow up so fast
>>13799122wowsuch sexualso fapficwowmuch sexsuch excitign
>>13799113>all those fat options
>>13799113>2013>not finding your gf who used to be a boy on bronypassionspleb
>>13799117>>13799126>>13799137It's going to be weird when all her friends are her height and they stand next to a normal pony.
>>13798941T-that's a lot of Dosh
>>13799129She's grown a fair amount, look at the difference between this picture and here>>13799126Hopefully she doesn't get any larger.
>>13799121She's completely helpless now, squirming and almost falling off a few times, gasping for air between the laughs.You leave her no choice but to use her secret weapon.Her head suddenly shoots forward and she drags her tongue right across your face. It almost feels like a washrag.
>>13799082>implying I'll ever meet her ;_;also neither of us knows if she would actually hate ponkaand she would totally resond to pongo
>>13799126ShhhShhhhit's okayTall Twilight is not your enemy.
>>13799135Nah, it's clearly a joke.R-right?
>>13799149I want to say that you could never have to much Dash but I'm having a hard time enjoying an entire room full of them flying around, arguing, napping, all going on about themselves.I mean at first it would be cute but if I were stuck there...
>>13799168poe's law nigga
>>13799172I'd go nutsbut the good, heartwarming kind of nuts
Why is so perfect?
>>13799185Is that the one about Hitler?
>>13799192improbable, you mean
Would you date someone who was into pone as much as you were, or would you like to keep your powerlevel hidden
Losers will always be losers.People with talent are always useful.
>>13799194So try and see how many you can hold onto at one time?
>>13799164That's adorableBecause "adorkable" is not a real world and whoever uses it is a retard
>>13798904That one movie that made you want to fuck a puppet.
Personhorse Rarity wearing riding clothes please.
>>13798906Why would it matter?I'm learning. I can ollie and almost getting the hang of a pop-shuvit. Also learning how to speed checks and powerslides so I can get through my extremely hilly campus without crashing into something.
>>13799199that's godwinpoe's is about the difficulty between distinguishing satire from the genuine article
>>13799164LET THEM EAT COCK
>people actually care how tall twilight is
>>13799207>grab a handful of RDs>they keep kicking at your palm>holy shit they won't stop kicking>they get too tired and fall asleep
>>13799201Jack please go
>>13799225It's not called "My Large Pony" you donk
>tfw season 4 is likely to be delayed
>>13799225I wish she was even taller.
>>13799238ill kill you
>>13799194oh dash, those little muscles. I can't stand it
The best part of twilight being an alicorn is that there is now more purple pony to love per purple pony.
>>13799229>they keep kicking in their sleep
>>13799039I can't even.
>>13799238DON'T YOU EVEN JOKE ABOUT THAT YOU SACK OF SHIT
>>13799243>Twilight and the other 5
>>13799238I hope soMore time they have = Better the show will be
>>13798548>I declare tongue war!
>>13799243>almost as tall as CadenceEverything is Certainly fiiiiiiiiine
Why do people keep reblogging slugbox?He's shit.
Which pony would enjoy playing with your balls the mostnonsexually?
>>13799238Over the line
>>13799243>you will never be cuddled between a Celestia and a big Twilight
>>13799269She is as tall as Cadance. Her wingspan certainly matches.Her horn just hasn't grown as much.
>>13799251I'm dedhow can pony be so cute
if you can't get used to how tall twilight is, how are you ever going to get used to applejack becoming that tall
>>13799269Nobody even cares that SA is taller.
>>13798345>Not a single hairWhy don't you grow up, kid.
>>13799135>REMLEZARWhy am I laughing so hard?
>>13799277>Human Dash being embarassed over her small tits
>>13799287Slugbox's mom pls
>>13799159A secret weapon, huh? I hope she's aware that this means war! I go for the throat and hope it's as ticklish as her belly is.
>>13799294She hates body hair. Shaves you magically every day.
>>13799247Hasbro still need to add in more toys and give these new characters their own episode>>13799244>>13799254>>13799280you know this to be true>>13799262>>13799299you will be saved
>>13799294>not shaving your scrotum
>>13799281Can I be cuddled by both the royal sisters and Twilight.Fluttershy can come too.
>>13799299tfw ciircuit hats us
>>13799277yea, so little and cute. What do you run, a 6 minute mile? 7 minutes?
>>13799300>all the others have big tits, ranging from head-turning to daayum>Dash just looks like a little boy
>iTunes leaks the first episode for S4 a month early.
>>13799323Dash would have a tiny penis if he was a little boy
>>13799306Seems like you found her weak spot, she keeps trying to evade your hands by arching her neck backwards and playfully biting your fingers.>Is this the power of the Equestrian princess!?
>>13799327Don't even joke about that
>>13799321at least Twily is still fat for the time being. How long until she calls the rest of the Mane 6 "my little ponies"?
>>13799323D'aww. That sounds rather cute. Would you let her know she's fine the way she is.
>>13799343She already did
>>13799336Which little boy personhorse would you /ss/Pinkie
>>13799327Do not be a fool, it will be delayedsuch hope is for the weak, embrace the truth
>>13799350Well they ARE pretty tasty..
>>13799354you mean in the themesong?
pony overdrew your bank account
>>13799322>'running the mile'>What do I look like an mud pony?>I bet you can't even bench your own body weight
>>13799107and let's not forget the deep, thick anal creampies
>>13799366No, in an episodeI can't remember which one though, I think it was in S1
>>13799113http://www.bronypassions.com/seeme/gingersnap117.htmlI can feel my soul being slowly devoured by that stare.Fucking gingers, man.
>>13799369>implying I can't bench 51kg
>>13799368Pinkie I gave you my pin and a debit card out of trustHow do you think this makes me feel?
Reminder: Tex was only cool before his first departure. After that his brain was replaced by a super brony.
>>13799368Tell pony to get the belt and bring it to me.
>>13799369>I bet you can't even bench your own body weightI could if I was such a dwarf like you!
How many of you ass loving fags like face sitting? I just want to know the ratio
>>13799210Did you genuinely find them attractive, or are you making a joke there? I found them kinda horrifying, myself. Maybe I should watch it again now that I'm older.
>>13799373Why is pone so much more fun in stram then it is watching it alone?
>>13799410I sure do
>>13799368what the FUCK are we going to do with hundreds of barrels of confetti you retarded horse
>>13799340WE'RE DOING THISI flip her over and lay on her chest, hugging her forehooves close to her body. "The tables have turned, Princess!"
>>13799410yknow there is a boob version of facesitting, she just puts them over you from behind
>>13799386>51 kgunless your are 170 cm or less, thats fucking slim
>>13799373soon you will be submerged in such joys
>>13799431>you would think that posting the same image all day would make my brain numb and jellyfied
>>13799409Okay OkayHow much did you overdraw the account by?
>>13799431>worst forced meme ever
>>13799361http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbNvPoumEVUIt will happen. The Tunes have failed us in the past, and they are destined to do it again.The truth is nothing compared to fate.
>>13799431I hate to admit it but MLPG turned me into a smellfag
>>13799406>I'll take that as a no
>>13799425that one's fine, now turn around
>5 confirmedIT WILL NEVER END
>>13799378She was talking to the CMC
>>13799441well I am 176cm
>>13799434>she just puts them over you from behindMade me laugh for no reason.
>>13799455I didn't think it was a fetish that could be acquired
>>13799450I think that goes to 'love and tolerate', forced so hard a fairly massive number of idiots started taking it seriously.
>Another season already in the works
>>13799461i have seen the end and none were spared, not even the apples
>>13799300just because she is athletic she doesn't have to be flat.
Sisters are very pushy pone
>>13799478I'm sure the fetish was right there under his nose the whole time.
>>13799490You thought they'd stop after S4?
>>13799461>>13799490did anyone expect any less
>>13799453>The truth is nothing compared to fate.That's it. That's the right answer. Congratulations, you beat meGo ahead, take your ponies home. The back door is right over there.Good bye, MLPG.
>>13799478Yeah me too, but once MLPG started romanticizing it with greentext, I eventually picked it up
>>13799428She fakes defeat, her eyes going wide as she gives you a helpless look.Whatever you are planning to do, you should do it quick though since you can already feel her hind legs shifting into position to wrap around you.And you could swear that her horn starts to glow.
>>13799483and it was a contemporary macro with this one.these people actually have no idea what it originally meant
>>13799503Dash is a dweeb.
>>13799473yea i guess i'm in trouble if i ever have to ask a girl to do it to me>You want me to what?!
>>13799456Fuck you Dash I can still bench press 170 lbs. Lets see you do better.
>>13799469then you should eat more because that still slim
>>13799490http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZwgu8_b0VwFiM goes on for years.
>>13799456What if I benched you instead?
>>13799478don't fight it. embrace it.
>>13799530S4E1 looks amazing, also ~10 days till NYCC and new sneak peak
>>13799552please anon, I'm the biggest smellfag
>>13799530>We are the only ones talking about it in /mlp/ when it goes live.>One minute post timers.
>>13799552I like farts and everything but this is shit.
>>13799552I like smells, but I don't like it when the author makes it sound revolting or disgusting.
>>13799541>>13799550>Dash tries to bench 5 times her weight>Then xieril tries to bench Dashwhat could go wrong
>>13799531THAT'S MY DWEEB
>>13799490>mfw i make a living on art commissions>mfw 2 years of guaranteed commissions
>>13799565>1 minute post timersSHIIIITTTT I forgot about that, man it's going to suck on episode day
>>13799552>Not Twilight Unwashed.
>>13799493it will be over soon. I do this because i love you
>>13799565oh god, i never thought about the consequences of the timers on episode days
>>13799578Maybe Moot will revert the change by thenEmail him and tell him you don't like the change. He does listen to calm and rational people sometimes.
>>13799570I'd get hospitalized with that pony
>>13799525Thinking quickly, I pull the only move that I know (or at least hope) will put her off-guard. I lean in and press my lips to hers.
>>13799594One caps lock filled e-mail using threats and swearing is GO!
>>13799553At this point I care way more about other announcements, like PAD's all-new X-factorI completely forgot what new pony it felt like and I'm desensitized now. Last hiatus was shorther, had a lot of teasers and didn't come after Twilicorn and EqG
>>13799598I'd visit her in the hospital everyday and cheer her up.
>>13799611That's no proper bench press Anon
>>13799598What about this pony?She probably has a volume discount on hospital care
>>13799625>anon go away I'm reading
>>13799642Fine, be that way. I'll sneak in something other than hospital food for her later.
>>13799639And Pinkie and Rarity have volume discounts on abortions.
>>13799490THATS NICE I SURE HOPE THERE WILL BE ANOTHER FUCKING NIGHTMARE NIGHT HALLOWEEN EPISODE YOU COCK JEWS
>>13799602What if Gilda were a sugar glider?A sugar gilda, if you would?
Would you tell ponk summer's already gone?Or are you going to take advantage of this?
>>13799675I don't know what that is
>>13799655are you talking about more books
>>13799675...Why would she be a opossum?
>>13799655>Anon squeezes eye drops into her food.>She can't walk very well in that brace.
Why so glum, my faithful student? Are you not happy that your quest is complete, and you can return to your studies in Canterlot?
>>13799676>tell Pinkie summer is gone>"OH BOY! HALLOWEEN!">She spend next two month in a Halloween costume
>>13799375Go on, please do
>>13799676She doesn't accept that until Cider Day.
>>13799688DO YOU KNOW WHAT GOOGLE IS?
Religious ponies that only want anal to save their virginity
>>13799610Looks like you actually managed to take her by surprise. First her body goes stiff but after a few seconds she basically melts into you, craning her neck upwards and drawing the kiss out as long as possible, an adorable red creeping across her cheeks.
>>13799718i can respect that
>>13799718my favorite part of anal is when it's doggy style and some juices drip down the slit
>>13799699Anon what is wrong with you.
>>13799728SNOOP DOESN'T SAY NO0/10 ITS SHIT
>>13799629Call me when you can run with the 4x of your weight
>>13799728They're as real as Celestia being white.
>>13799738fuck you issac
I SURE HOPE S4 HAS shiping
>>13799731even better when she's just leaking like a faucet just from anal
Dammit MLPG, stop being entertaining. I should sleep sometimes.
>>13799752Wouldn't you rather Celestia?
Did everyone forget about those 6 horrendous OC designs that will be in season 4?They won that "send us your oc" thing.
>>13799490What a great moment to open commissions
>>13799790Are you just pretending to be retarded?
Would you tell Your Royal Highness that she's getting fat from all the pastries?
>>13799790I forgot about that...Why did you make me remember.
>>13799774Straight ships 4 lyfe.
>>13799786>that gif and filenameI laughed
POST PONY FAP MATERIALor what you fapped to today
>>13799795I'd love to commission you but I have no way to do so.
>>13799786of course I would but she isn't real.
>>13799806THE BURNINGTHE BUUUURNIIIIIING
>>13799819Hey, stop lying.
>>13799795>filenameI'm actually doing it.
>>13799819THE GIF ENDS BEFORE SHE MAKES PHYSICAL CONTACT WITH THE PONE
>>13799805Of course not...I need those bread farts.
>>13799805oh god that head
sylvia's big soft butt
Requesting this with pony.
>>13799819WHY DOES IT END SO SOONWHYWHERE DID THIS COME FROMIS IT GOING TO BE FINISHED
>>13799794>>13799799These things that won the contest. They are going to be showing up in s04, im just wondering in what form and if any redesigns.
>>13799836It's just as fun to make them chase your mouse
>>13799834I'm sorry, but she doesn't exist in this world. At least she's happy with questanon.
>>13799862They never even implied that those will ever be on the showStop pulling things out of your ass
>>13799816>or what you fapped to todayhttp://pastebin.com/yzYLmRxu
>>13799862Ummm, anon, those that won that get their oc as a doll. Nothing more.
>>13799871...they did.The contest was to get your oc featured in the show.
>>13799862One of us sent one of the designs.
>>13799862>>>13799871yeah I don't remember them ever saying they'd be in the showIt's been a while but I really feel like I'd remember that
>>13799870Well, if that's how you feel, why not try being Questanon?
>>13799821Why is Gaffer receiving
>>13799703finishing balls-deep inside her, feeling her anus clenching around you and her winking marecunt tickling your balls as though trying to coax ever more cum out of you.coating her insides with your hot, viscous seed, pulsing against the snug inner confines of her ass as you unload stream after sticky stream into her deepest recesses.seeing her peek back at you with half-lidded eyes, biting her lower lip as she wiggles her rump against your lap and moves you around inside her, savoring the squishy, filling sensation of your cum sloshing around inside her.slowly pulling out and admiring your handiwork, not a single drop escaping her already-tightening pucker despite the truly massive load she just took.
>>13799908>pony will never give you a thumbs up
>>13799862The doughnut, egyptian, filly and unicorn with purple hair aren't that bad.
>>13799913Gotta be on your DM's good side
>>13799907but that's not possible
What is Discord doing?
>>13799419Because sometimes it's enjoyable to watch people overreact to things while watching an episode.
>>13799926I like bandanas but that blue pony is way too saturated
>>13799914oh god unf
>>13799947raping Schrodinger's cat
>>13799914This is right in the fucking fetish you know that?
>>13799957i was talking about the unicorn standing over her, but i agree.
>>13799886http://ponyvillegazette.com/2012/07/12/sdcc-2012-design-a-my-little-pony-contest-winner-announced/Basically, they made a doll for her in the con. Thats it.
Ponies rubbing against each other.
>>13799986>eye burning color oc wonwow.
>>13799986Wait did MT design that or did MT just draw one of the winners she liked?
>>13799937Pfft, get a load of this guy.
I'm gonna call it a dayGood night, MLPG
>>13799986>those straddled hind legs
>>13799817Don't worry dude, I'll try to do requests more oftengotta keep those art juices flowing
>>13800011HEY FUCK YOU, GET BACK HERE
>>13799971obviously.it's my fetish too.
>>13799997Tess drew a much subtler one. >>13800005That is not MT.Here is another link.http://www.mylittleponynews.com/2012/07/design-my-little-pony-winner-revealed.html
>>13799859>The birth of Tex anon
>>13799999>>13800000just curious for the gets
>>13799914The only thing I can even think of adding to this is afterwards it starts to drip out a little so you slide in a buttplug to her surprise to keep it inside her a little while longer
>>13800048>Not Wolk Nakia
No Rarity so far.....
>>13799410I love it
>>13800075That is a pretty kawai looking 2.3
MLPG,We act like it is Post S4 E1&2
>>13799986>>13799997>>13800040Oh that's not so bad, quit your bitching
>>13800066Dubs tells me to leave this place, I shall.Night MLPG.
>>13800091which human horse's feet would you smell
>>13799937>implying I won't manage to merge with QuestAnon and finally live with my waifuAlso thats an adorable Celestia
>>13800091I don't care what ya'll bitches thought about the rest, that transformation sequence made the episode for menow to write a million greentexts about it
>>13800091I can't believe how badly I want to suck twilight's new boyfriend's dick right nowAt least he wasn't flash sentry
>>13800091Man, I'm glad what they did with Twilight. She's still the same pony as ever, she just has wings now!
BLINDED BY THE LIIIGHT
>>13800121pronounced plush pony posteriors
>>13800104godspeedgive her a kiss for me
>>1380009110/10, best episode ever... on a second though it was only 6/10 though, Dash was kinda disappointing... no, make that 1/10, worst episode ever, the show is ded
Celestia is cheerilee for people that aren't cool enough for cheerilee
>>13800159>tfw both are tied for second favorite pony
>>13800091I can't believe how good Luna's Song was, followed up by the Celestia coming in for the duet.HOLY SHIT
>>13799962and after that first time you wouldn't be able to see that shapely butt without thinking of how nice and tight it feels on the inside, and how much you'd love to fill it up with cum again.and she'd know it. she'd incessantly tease you with that plush booty of hers that she knows you love. swaying her hips a bit more than usual when she walks, or bumping into you "accidentally," or bending over to pick things up so you get a good eyeful of those ample cheeks.all the goading would just make the payoff all the better when she bends herself over and rests one hoof on her behind, giving her cheek a gentle tug to show off her tight little pucker and giving you a "come-hither" look with her eyes.
>>13800170THAT AIN'T MISCHIEF MAKERS, SON
>>13800198Doesn't mean you can't grab her cheeks and shake them.
>>13800203Is it...Is it toothpaste pony time?
>>13800180>bending over to pick things upponies always do this though
>>13800222notoothpaste dog time
>>13800203>cutie mark has nothing to do with teeth>is a a fucking hourglass, as in timekeeping>named minuette, as in music>still a dentist
>>13799795so the fan was mounted correctly?
>>13800177IKR?I can't believe they made the royal sisters episode a musical.
>>13800235Cheerilee has fucking flowers on her ass and is a teacher
>>13800235It's those little timers dentists give out
>>13800234MY SHINY TEETH AND ME
>>13800219>education princess>enacts harsh truancy punishments
>>13800235Colgate is a model for the latest toothpaste ad.
>>13800234Why must you crush my dreams
>>13800245She helps her students bloom.Minuette does what? Saves your teeth in the nick of time? Gay as hell.
Did I miss anything? What's this about S5?
>>13799862>These things that won the contest. They are going to be showing up in s04, im just wondering in what form and if any redesigns.Did anyone submit Marka?
>Luna and Celestia have a duet
>>13800091-321/10Show is deadYou all are sheepbroniesBronies BRONIESPANDERINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGSomeone will actually post something similar to this.
Pone does this to your dick
>>13800296Marka? Why would we submit a stallion?
>>13800282That is what happens when you have a generic cutie mark shared by a dozen other ponies
>>13799860>>13799837http://celerypony.tumblr.com/post/58758130889/this-was-a-gift-for-my-friend-eric-who-told-me-the#notesDoesn't sound like he's planning to go any further on it, but he's got asks turned on, so I suppose you could ask him about it.
SHREK IS PLAYING ON CNSOMEONE STRAM
>>13800303Pinkie is kind of fat.
>>13800314It's so cute. She's like a swan.
>>13800317>>13800317>streaming Shrek>any year
>>13800318Sure. And you're kind of fat, too.
>>13800223>>13800180She is bipedal and go on writing unf anon
>>13800223not with their butts conveniently always facing you when they do it.and even when it is they're innocently unaware of the effect it has on you.not her. she knows exactly what she's doing. she wants you nice and riled up for tonight.
How can you satisfy pony with your pathetic under average penis
>>13800352I'd put my fat penis into her fat pussy.
Would you help orange pone?
>>13800365My penis is exactly average for my speciesi'm a horse
>>13800365Anon, they're LITTLE ponies
>>13800365anon quit projecting
>>13800310That reminds me, weren't this and some of the other background stallions in that garden party like some other incarnations of Dr. Who?I guess they didn't get any artwork after a short while?
>>13800372how did THAT happen?
>>13800414Is she really going to tell you?
>>13800365By being proud of it And having size shaming as a fetish
> yfw Peaches gives you heart bonershttp://dl.dropbox.com/s/oal8dlta9cxwxbw/Lobotomy%20Quest%20part%201.pngdl.dropbox.com/s/4j7pazr8ayjxsxv/Lobotomy%20Quest%20part%202.pnghttp://www.mediafire.com/download/v4oti1oo8sm3n6p/Lobotomy_Quest_Threads.7z
>>13800407There were a bunch of hourglass butts dressed suspiciously like various incarnations of the Doctor but I can't recall it ever getting actual confirmationThe Comic does it much more blatantly though
>>13800356that sounds stupid, but hey whatever floats your boat
>>13800430You disgust me.
>>13800435Yeah, I'm just again thinking how few actually get any notable long-term recognition. There's so many to choose from, but everything goes back to the established ones after a while.
>>13800435I think that one was actually confirmed to be a DW shout out.
>>13800450"Dagnabbit, Anon! Prioritize here and help a mare out first!"
>tfw you drop something and it's fucking gone>shit's in some other dimension and you have to wait for it to show up later
>>13800451I'm just trying to make best with what I was dealt with
Burrito or SubWhich would pone perfer
>>13800355I think I've said enough for now.the rest is up to your imagination~
>>13800576N-noDon't be that wayplease
>>13800489>she's always talking about boys, never had a boyfriend
>>13800455Well they only really went all out that one time for those so it does not surprise me people are kind of indifferent about it.Plus it kinda irked me that when they changed Pokey's cutie mark to the hourglass for the gag, it got stuck and they sometimes forget to change it back to his regular mark. So doctor pokey has appeared a couple of times, minus the outfit>>13800462Oh? well cool, would be nice if they did
>>13800585wellll...I suppose if you wanted to hold off on lubing up and going for the main course...you could warm her up a bit with some tongue action.
>>13800631Licking out her cum fulled backside?How lewd
>S4>Fandom grows larger than ever>Becomes mainstreamed like adventure time
>>13800464okay, okay! calm down
>>13800595would you be her firstor her first disappointment
>>13800643I think you should just regift her
>>13800645I don't think I'd feel right taking her V-card
>>13800640it's not cum-filled yet.but you could do that too when the time comes.
>>13800652We already went there anon
What would their voices sound like?
>>13800650wait, when was goats birthday?
>>13800656>taking her v-card>not her p-card or c-card
goddamn it mlpg, you've rused me againI don't know why I thought mexican coke would be worth itit's way more expensive, I have to use a bottle opener, I had to rearrange my fridge because the stupid bottles are so tall and it doesn't even taste better
>>13800670Call of the Cutie Bon Bon.All of them.
>>13800670Sorta like the way Vegetto sounded
>>13800645I wouldWhether or not I'd be a disappointment, I have no idea. But I'd try my best.
>>13800676>not taking her king of spades
goat you here
>>13800670Dashs voice would still sound primarily the same, but her voice would drift soft and quiet like Fluttershy when upset or worried.
>>13800684>>13800670>just the two voices talking at onceOh man, who would be your favorite combo in that pictureI'd have to go with Fluttershy/Dash. It would be like shouting and a quiet voice and voicecracks all at once
DAYUM SENTENALYOU CREEPY
>>13800684>Panka voice with AJ's accent>RD's voice with the soft tune of Fluttershy's voice/FS's voice with RD's voice cracks>Twilight's voice with Rarity's refined accent and random french words
>>13800670I don't know, but I think I'd die of a heartboner every time Sparkling Gem opened her mouth