Old jacked up horse: >>13784367Today on My Little Pony: fishing, fish stories, and Applejack admits the only thing she's ever caught is a cold.
>>13789809>marks the later thread because of a fucking Jerid OP>yet marks early threads constantlywhy are you a marker holder again?
>>13789809Good show. The other one reeked of Mito.Breakfast food was okay though.
I like this thread!
Ew a general
>>13789794Earth ponies can't do anything right.
After the goodness that was the Uncle Grandpa pilot, I'm disappointed that the show itself sucks so hard. I thought I'd finally have something to watch besides Adventure Time and Teen Titans Go!Pizza Steve is the only redeeming character, and I find myself wishing for a whole show about the adventures that being a cool piece of pizza would get you into, instead of the shit that is Uncle Grandpa.
>>13789875the timecode has her showing up near the beginning of the episode
>>13789809>People were starting to use my thread;_________________;
>>13789809oh goodness what did she pull off?and does twilight STILL not know?
>Eeeep! Anon don't touch my hooves! That's gross!"
>>13789892oh gosh she's so happy and into itand we're so into her
>>13789881nobody cared in the last threadnobody cares in this thread
>>13789898Your thread was fine, but sadly you don't qualify in the tripfag department enough for Isaac to care about your thread.
>>13789901You read the text, Fluttershy.
Fluttershy is my girlfriend
>>13789892What a leaky pony.Start thrusting a little more towards her G-spot, try to get her close to cumming again.
>>13789892>that smiling pillow bitewoah neely
>>13789898Just kill yourself you fucking faggot.
>>13789903PONE CAN'T STOP ME
>>13789909well, you cared enough to reply#rekt#scrub
>>13789892woah is this still going onI thought it ended a while ago
>>13789901HICKORY SMOKED BUTTHOLES
Colt 8-Bit and Gaffer experimenting for the first time
>>13789939school startedhaven't had as much time
>>13789903I'm not trying to touch your hooves, I'm trying to grope your ponytahtahs!
Tripfags make threads better, they said!Talk about the show, they said!
>>13789949let's hope it stays that way
>>13789947I like to imagine Poindexter as the gay guy looking for love but is so fucking ugly and repulsive that not even the hard gay group wants to buttfuck him.
Do you like to draw horses anon?
>>13789898It wasn't pone, sorry.
>>13789950good one /)
>>13789958They sure as fuck dont make them any worse like you.Go on, deflect like I know you're going to
>>13789958You keep pointing those posts out to us but we keep not giving a shit that you're annoyed over nothing.
http://liz-pls.tumblr.com/post/62198620020/was-bored-and-i-was-looking-through-my-pollsWe were talking about choices in anthro art. This is an interesting take on it.
>>13789965That's not canon though. When he crossdressed colts went nuts for him.
Explain to me why you think you deserve pony.She's too good for you.
>>13789999I have never claimed to deserve pony.I just like to dream...
>>13789966Not really.I tried drawing them a few times and even got sorta okay at drawing pony, but it's really boring. I'd much rather draw humans.It's the reason I haven't been sharing my art journey with MLPG. I don't think they'd care.
>>13789999No, Char.You think you're not good enough for pony.That's not the same thing.
>>13789884When I first saw this picture I thought to my self "why would someone give the humanized versions the same skin colors as the ponies"?Then I remembered that that Equestria Girls existed and now I feel sad.That Schootaloo looks pretty good though.
wait, so pokemon is going back to /v/?Is there any chance MLP will go back to /co/
>>13789999Fuck you Char you killed Lalah.
>>13789998It's possible he passes really, really well. Whether he uses this beyond cosplay we'll never know. Kid's comic, all ages, etc.
>>13789999It's my god given right to sweet pony butts
Tex, if you're here.Draw this guy working on AJ's orchard/farm. Also give him human legs.
>You believe that I pursue to kill you, and claim your land as my own. I shall inform you that this is a misconception; some centuries ago, I had realized the obsoletion of this prospect, and dismissed it. In truth, I seek to face your apprentice in a duel of honor, the suffering of your subjects is merely a byproduct of my simple request not being met in a timely manner, do you truly believe that is fair for anypony?
>>13789999But...I never said I deserved pone.
>>13789999I don't think I deserve ponyI'm a very boring person and I doubt I'd be able to make pony happy
>>13789995those legs are terrible
>>13789995They all look awful.
>>13790017No, we're a "containment board for retards"Thanks Obama
>>13790017Not a chance.If anything, MLP is going to get straight up banned from 4chan in general and posting pones will be a permabannable offence.This will happen on November 22.
>>13790017>pokemon is going back to /v/?wait what
>>13789991> implying showing you the stupid shitposts does anything but underscore the creeping degeneracy of this thread>>13789992> annoyed over nothingOther fandoms manage to fill the void with fanart, fan works, whole fucking musical productions and flash mobs. What do we do? We talk about Rarity slurping stallion cum as a "breakfast treat" because our "contributors" pose fucking stupid hypotheticals all the live-long day.
>>13789999I "deserve" pony because I'm willing to work for it.I won't give up on her just because you try to talk me down with empty words.
>>13789809I think I missed at least oneYou really should pastebin them or something
>>13790017Nope! None at all.
>>13789955>ponytahtahsHow about maremams? Breaklights?
>>13790022This, but with the pony legs he was already born with. Maybe show him pushing the plow around.
>>13790045Oh I see, you're a Rarifag that got mad at a slut joke.
>>13790066Like I give a fuck about that four-bit whore.
So what do you say, /co/?
>>13790036It'll be glorious.A-at least we'll have mlpg.co, r-right?
>>13790062>, but with the pony legs he was already born with.Satyrs look kinda dumb.
>>13789999I don't think I deserve anything quadmanI just hust can't help myself from wanting her
>>13790075>going to partiesno thanks
>>13790075I don't remember it at allIt must have been great
>>13790071You can't hide what's inside, anon.You should calm down though, being mad at MLPG won't make you happier.
>>13790071>four-bitYou thinkin highly of her thats for sure.
>>13790075It was pretty okay. Punch was a little strong.>implying this isn't a very old image.
>>13789901>used my quote<3
>>13790062>>13790083yeah they are almost as dumb looking as centaurs
>>13790083A lot of things look kind of dumb anon.
>>13790036>This will happen on November 22.If it does moot is asking for world war P
>>13790036>>13790080I bet Archive would be happy with all the traffic he'd get.
AnonymityAnons just have penis envy.http://en.inkei.net/Anonymity!Tripfagging!Namefagging
>>13790075Party?More like poopy!
>>13790105those spindly fucking arms
>>13790017this, >>13790040. What's going to happen to /vp/?
>>13790094is reposting images a bannable offense?
>>13790101>yeah they are almost as dumb looking as centaursAgreed>>13790105>A lot of things look kind of dumb anon.Agreed.
>>13790132No, not even close. Just saying I may be replying to something by an artist like months ago.
>>13790121Deleted and moved back to /v/It'll be good, since the pc-console slitflinging is going to end. Shame, it was the most entertaining thing there. When will Moot understand that people don't go to /v/ to discuss videogames, they go there for the trolling and hilarity?
>>13790105>homestarrunner will never update
>>13790105I was thinking something was off there and it took me forever to realize what it was. He's actually the same rough shape as them.
>moot is seriously going to delete /vp/ before /mlp/
>>13789999All I can promise is love, long cuddle sessions and she can pick whatever she wants on Netflix
>>13790105Holy shit Twilight and Dash huggingThey must be fucking offscreen too
>>13790017>>13790040>>13790121>>13790149>>13790163But moot said that he couldn't remerge the boards in the current condition, especially not with X and Y coming out soon.He said he'll have to update the software a lot more before he can make that happen.
>>13790163/vp/ was here before /mlp/
>>13790149I seeDoes this mean there is precedence for killing containment boards when the shit-flinging that created them ends?Should I hope...?
>>13790163> moot is going to DO anythingHaven't been here long, have you "Browncoat"
>>13790165Your pony wants you to watch the Big Bang Theory with her.
>>13790159Shit I see it now, their arms are so thin it's like they're not even there.
>>13790163pokemon does not make people irrationally angry like ponies
>>13790182Surelater we can watch Community and see if pony likes that as well
>>13790149So what about talking about the show or manga?
>>13790017>going back to /v/More like going to /vg/.No one wants to deal with 5 pages of pokemon
>>13790182... If she makes me watch that, she's going to sit through the DS9 pilot. And pop me some fucking popcorn.
>>13790153the chaps have moved on to bigger things, but its obvious where their hearts still lie. Strongbad playing a character in Aquabats, that appearance at a certain event at a certain con... They want to go back but there's so other awesome stuff they're doing now. Homstar will have to wait a little longer.
Pony ate that thing you wanted.
>>13790153Never lose hope anon.
>>13790222But I wanted pony.
I wish it were 2 years ago
>>13790228>Never lose hope anon.It's gonna update:>Front page says "Big Update!">Video plays. Everything is desolate>Video is a montage over the dead bodies of the entire cast>"RIP Homestarrunner" at the end
>>13790222That's fine, I'll just eat pony.
>>13789794Guys, is it me, or is the amount of S4 leaks we are not having too damn high?Seriously, MLP:FiM is leakier than Edward Snowden, and we're less than two months away from premiere.WHAT'S THE DEAL?!
>>13790249I wish it was 10 years ago
Do you think speaking in rhyme is a sign of intelligence and wisdom for zebras?Do you think zebra colts make up and go over tons of rhymes for everyday use before they land that date with a filly?
>>13790228Look guys, a new princess!
>>13789881What IS Uncle Grandpa? I went dark on cable for the summer, and it has yet to return.
So here's a question - how and why was this ever related to ponies? It's been asked about recently.How is the stack even tangentially related to equines and Equestrians?
>>13790276I think Zecora just does it to mess with ponies. Either that or she's cursed.
>>13790276Have we seen other zebras?What if Zecora is the only one who rhymes?
Which pony wears her sunglasses at night?
>>13790269We didn't even know what Discord looked like until the official preview one month away from the S2 premier.Remember the horrible grimdark alicorn designs everyone thought Discord would look like?
>>13790172>He said he'll have to update the softwareWhat kind of software?
So, who's the best pony?
>>13790276why is she so pretty
>>13790294No zebras, sorry.I hope we see them in S4. They're neato.
Give me something to drawSomething Filly Scouts.
>fanfics I am following are being updated faster than I can read them
>>13790329Rarity is at Asslick tier.
>>13790269It's alot better for the show when there are no leaks
>>13790320looks like someone has the jungle fever
>>13790337Filly scouts selling to discord, or fleeing in terror from him and he honestly just wants to buy some cookies
>>13790314The imageboard software.
>>13790337>AAHello my name is Anon, and I'm an alcoholic.
Fluttershy is the only one of the mane six that hasn't had any shown family members yet.>Fluttershy has an older sister that's badass in every way, as well as being the boss of a group of dragons.
>>13790340I wish I knew that feel... or could again. All my favorites have died down or stopped altogether.
>>13789892human anatomy is still as bad as evermeh
Finally back after 3 months. How's it been here?Who wants to watch an Amnesia stream tonight?
>>13790286Deafening silence. Just what I expected.Let's all agree to not discuss the stack, stacked loads, Zecora on stacks, Ziggers on stacks, would your waifu prefer you be on the stack, getting the stack as a gag gift in Ponyville, or intentionally using the stack on the week of your upcoming honeymoon to please your mare.The stack is not pony. The stack is anti-pony.
>>13790370I hate that art style
>>13790337i dunno, artanondosido putting up with trefoil's shit?
>>13790372Is her older sister Firefly?
I want to suck off a zebra with hyperspermia.
>>13790354Shhh, they are the superior culture
>>13790384Pretty okay lately, though we're all eagerly anticipating the S4 premiere. We're all optimistic enough about the flashback.Lots of questing lately, and tonight it looks like Braeburned is going to finish the (really, really racy NSFW) Pinkie Quest VI.
>>13790384Watching people react to amnesia is always fun
>>13790391Sorry, what's that? I was busy taking the stack.
>>13790308JESUS TAP-DANCING CHRIST ON A POLAROID!I'm... seriously not missing anything but a bad smell for my eyes and ears. Ugh, God, it looks like shit.Remember Billy from Grim Adventures? This is the kind of nonsensical bullshit he'd think up. Wouldn't surprise me if the series finale ended up showing that it was all a wish Grim granted him to make his stupid idea for a cartoon.Holy shit.
>>13790406>filenameglad to see others felt the empire strikes back vibes
>>13790396Nope, the G1 pones are fillies in FiM making it a prequel, Megan witnessed the events of Equestria Girls and would dedicate herself to reopening the portal
>>13790371In all seriousness, though, I figured I'd try shortening the handle, since I'm not as "Anonymous" as I used to be.
>>13790416It was all over the thread that day.
>>13790406My headcanon is involves them having as much gold as Equestria has gems.
>>13790406So where did Zecora get a pond of solid ice in a temperate-like forest?
>>13790416It was a reference, straight up.McCarthy loves Star Wars, supposedly she was responsible for the shot-for-shot homage to Episode IV at the close of the Discord two-parter.
>>13790354Around blacks never relax
Where the HELL is Pinkie Quest VI?
>>13790433You've got that wrong. That bit you're showing there of them as fillies was in a flashback Celestia had when Inkwell was younger.And if you look at the first and a few other issues of the comics you'll see those same G1 characters as adults.
>>13790433Well, shit. This really is just another point on the scoreboard of comic writers vs. show writers.I'm thinking it's gonna be a shutout.
>>13790460Probably before Pinkie Quest V.
>>13790460sentenal killed it.
>>13790471> sent killed itHOW
>>13790470But not until after Pinkie Quest III of course.
>>13790480apparently shit is going down in the skype art chat, via steam chat
>>13790470after.before would be IV.
>>13790410>Braeburned is going to finish PinkiequestTalk about timing. Sweet.>>13790411I'll start it up in about half an hour. Stream link will be in sub's /v/.
>>13789908You, you my friendYou are my niggah (if you want)
>>13790501it's 2 am i amreally not in shape for this, anon
This pony is ready to teach you the horse stance.
Have you mourned the death of the best supporting character today, MLPG?
>>13790494Cap it or get the fuck out, son.
>>13790494>the skype art chat that i'm not a part of
>>13790433there are now 2 g1 twilights in FiM canonthis is certainly interesting
>>13790532I cant, omni the fuck dragon kicked me out of the chat
>>13790543You can stop now NBS
>>13790548SWEET GRIEFGRIND THAT CUNT, SON.
>>13790494I don't know what the fuck you're talking about but I know for damn sure none of it involves the Steam chat.
>>13790548I love braeburned.
>>13790548grab hold of those hips and let loose
>>13790547>tex>drawing when he's not being asked to>drawing when he's not being hounded for posting without drawingPlease
>>13789908PONIES DONT SIT LIKE THAT
>>13790543Because someone was leaking chat into the MLPG, "tee hee hee."
>>13790572>I tried.What was it?
>>13790572I guess you soucld call ita horse drawn cairrage!
>>13790583Anon request from yesterday.
>>13790548Does she want it inside her?Ask her! ASK THE PONE! RIDE INTO THE SUNSET AND HAVE HER SCREAM SHE WANTS IT!
Lets play lets ask Drunk saine questions
>>13790572Oh my god did you try...You tried all the time...In this institution.
>>13790598>Anon request from yesterday....which was?
>>13790604>You tried all the time...AND HE PRAYS
>>13790601would you touch a passed out pony's butt?
>>13790601Are you a pony?
>There's something inside you
>>13790601post your dick
>>13790598guessing the balloon race is off?>>13790601at what point did you realize you had all the fetishes?
>>13790601Let's play drunk Saine improves his fundamentals or comes back sober instead.
>>13790625He said he's 5.6"
>>13790626I wasn't doing that one. I'm not even sure if I will.
>>13790624Don't remind mePinkie thinks it's funny and she won't take it out
>>13790624>It's hard to explain
>>13790617OH MY GOD DOES HE PRAY!HE PRAYS EVERY SINGLE DAAAY...
>Pinkie Pie is childlike, and free spirited,>she gets hitched with somepony who's mature, and sound minded.
>>13790414I didn't think it was that bad, it was at least a breath of fresh air.But the actual show is even worse.
>>13790601What's your favorite comic issue? If you even red it.
>>13790637Dammit.For what it's worth, I only asked for anon in a balloon, not that wacky combination the later guy asked for
pinkie pie's butt
>>13790657>Pinkie Pie is childlike, free-spirited, and obese>she wants to get hitched with someone who's mature and sound minded, but has to lower her standards.fixed
>>13790637alright thenhave fun with the thing you choose to do instead
>>13790657Dharma and Greg pls
>>13790662I just doubt my current ability to compose it well and I'm not in a drawing mood tonight.
>>13790659>not posting SkeletorYa blew it.
> Traditional unicornhttp://ponymouthhugs.com/post/58075240607Oh my goddddd
Son, you've got a ways to fall
>>13790688where's the beard
>>13790685Idont have a picute of skeletor you fagot pony fuck youHo w about I come over there and fuck you up as much as you did the show you two faced slut
Request, let's hear it. Clop might be acceptable. You all know the rules.
>>13790710Who are you?
>>13790619Maybe but consentual sex the best>>13790623No>>13790625I'm too drunk to suse my camera right nowI just threw up>>13790626High School?>>13790632Pfff that's boring>>13790660I've only read to the chrysalis parts. I really need to catch up.
>>13790710Highly detailed pony wife asshole.
>>13790710Seapony Scootaloo drowning.
>>13790710Anon meets Celestia and Luna for a night by invitation after his piano recital he wasn't even aware they were attending.
>>13790708oi m8 u wot u wanna have a fookin row m8 I'll hook u roight in the gabber i swear on me mum
>>13790708It's "myaa" by the way. With an "m.""Nyaa" is the noise a cat makes.
>>13790526I just noticed her horn is like...pointing backwards.
>>13790721Saine you double faggot tripple jew I'm the drunk one thats MY bit you homotriple fatorsuper fuck shit fucker so help me I'll come over there and kick you in the dick side ways and you'll be all oh no ow my dicks[poiler]just kidding. You are good, im shit, Maybe I should just stop all this and leave
Corwin:19XX-2013He will be missed.
>>13790721>only the Chrysalis partsYou really should, you've missed sexiest villain, silly red hors, and NEEEEERDs.Micros are great too. It's golden at 3, dips at 4 a bit, and just keeps getting better from there, too.
>>13790721I wouldn't snuggle a drunk Saine
http://i.imgur.com/cP9cbsf.jpg> implying this isn't Cherries Jubilee
which pony shall I pretend to cuddle to sleep tonight?
>>13790793Really?When did that happen?
>>13790809Your second least liked.
>>13790809Sapphire ShoresComplete with humming a lullaby for you to sleep easier while she softly clings to you.
>>13790816>Really?>When did that happen?We're not being literal. He just hasn't drawn for ages and stopped doing things. >dednotdead
Fluttershy getting her hair brushed isn't going anywhere tonight. Sorry, Anon.I'd like to take a quickfic request. Third reply gets honored, around 4500 to 6000 characters. I prefer SFW for tonight.In honor of Saine's sunshine policy, I'll answer that prompt's personal question too.
>>13790831OhBE CLEAR ABOUT THIS THINGS
>>13790809All of them.
>>13790838that's too many.I need just one....well, maybe two.
>>13790832Grump pone being grump
Why is it so cute when Unicorns do it?
>>13790836We are clear about thingsCorwin is deddarf is dedAB is deadMetals might be dead
>>13790846Why not choose the same one each time?
>>13790849Being drunk is never cute.
>>13790849Do what? Drink? Nuzzle? Smile suggestively at one another?
>>13790855Metals fled the country
>>13790857Dat uncut dick
>>13790838Night Tex. Dream of AJ.
Am I kawaii uguu~?
>>13790866still might be deadespecially if he fled to that hellhole Mexico
>>13790870It looks grossI bet it smells like cheese
>>13790863Drunk nuzzles, yeah.
>poisoning yourself on purposewherefore
>>13790870>rose says she prefers uncut dicksWHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO FUCK I CANT REGROW A FORESKINFUCK YOU ROSE
>>13790901> straightedge anon puts out the first bait
>>13790909She said that?Man, wish she'd say if she shaved.
>>13790909You can't regrow the specific tissues that you only get in gestation, but you can get the gliding motion back through tissue expansion. It's months of practice with manual tugging or a tugger, though.
>>13790916Are you saying that alcohol isn't toxic?inTOXICation
>>13790901this is ponebrone level of trolling, where you take it way to far doing it for way too long.
>>13790909>wanting to give Rose the sexShe's prete and nice but normal people don't think about sex as soon as they see a grill.When they see a pone it's okay though
>>13790832Rainbow Dash and Applejack check out the new mysterious health food store in town.
>And those there are horse-drawn, horse-drawn carriages.This is one of the few times I have loudly laughed at the show.
>>13790928> straightedge anon lays out a nightcrawler
>>13790862I beg to differ.
>>13790945Being loud and obnoxious isn't cute.
>Celestia: Get back in your sack.
>>13790945But that's not cute.
>>13790963But Twilight and Rarity being happy is.
> You begin to see distinct advantages in the Equestrian's model of marriage - namely polyamory.http://i.imgur.com/yLzHoi7.jpg
>>13790945I want to hold a drunk Fluttershy
>>13790977>polyamoryIt's shit.One or none.
>>13790832Big Macintosh discovers he has run out of Dapper Dan pomade and finds the store he used to get it from has stopped carrying it.
>>13789794Why does market wears a cape?
>>13790936its Rose's fault for having the type of personality i am attracted to
>>13791012Sluts aren't attractive
>>13791012I hate this picture. No shit it's infatuation. That's how that shit starts.
>>13791004My compatriot of African descent.
>>13791043> Fluttershy in full-tilt rage mode after the GalaPerfection.
>>13790936Honestly, I'd just take her some place for a coffee or something. That's about it. Maybe a high five if she's cool with that. I don't think we've got much in common.Then again I want to do that for a bunch of folk I've met around here. Shame it'll likely never happen.
>>13790909>saving rose's old schoolworkwow creepy
>>13791037If that sounds hard I can try to think of another oneor you could do >>13790939, I posted twice 'cause you weren't getting anything
>>13791056> NOT PONY PONY PONY PONY> QUICK LET'S POST IT ANYWAY
>>13791056Those things are fucking delicious, by the way.But still not as good as Samoas.
>>13791069No, I like both. I'm thinking Dapper Dan.It's okay to just let the request post die too. Not every night is a fanfic night.
>>13791058thats how i feel. i could be friends with rose sexually or nonsexually either way would be cool.
>>13791075Thin Mints will always be my favorite, but GOD DAMN TYBM cookies came close.And I can't decide if Berry Munch or Samoa are best filly scout
>>13791067>filenamejesus fuck I almost spit out my drink
>>13790945But thats not cute its got Twilight AND Rarity, eww
>>13791112Is there a thin mint by Art Anon?
I'm bi but I don't want to sexual any female contributorsI WOULD like to cuddle with MT and Rediv thoughAnd Saine
>>13791128Are you that guy who keeps asking Chistery to write him massaging someone with his Cherno hands?
Streaming Amnesia: Pigs. Link is in sub's /v/.
>>13791127She's still in the design phase.
>>13791128Saine a grill?
>>13791112>>13791056i want to live in a future where fat acceptance is the norm so i can stuff my face with cookies and mcdonalds all day.i mean i do it anyways but i want everyone else to think my lifestyle is acceptable.
>>13791149Neat. Thin Mints are my personal favorite.
>>13791141No, but I WAS interested in his synesthesia>>13791152No, but I want to cuddle him all the same
>>13791057I've always loved that picture.>After post-Gala donuts, the mane 6 hit up the bar for some drinks.>The rest are all so busy chatting and getting comfortably tipsy that they don't notice how many drinks Fluttershy's knocked back.>They only realize how far gone she is after a 10-minute rant about buzzards.
>>13791128I'd also like to cuddle Saine>>13791152Nope
>>13791152i thought he was a girl until i heard him speak in stream.he likes to wear womens panties and dresses though, that is good enough for me
>>13791164>Thin Mints are my personal favorite.Added to my "List of Tex facts" file. One day I will have cracked all of your secrets.
>>13791164>Thin Mints are my personal favorite.Good man.
>>13791188>you will never have obsessed anons recording random, pointless facts about you
>>13791188Applejack is my favorite pony.
> Braeburned in charge of actually finishing a Quest
>>13791181It's pretty much crossed wires in the brain that mix up senses. It can make you "see" sounds or "taste" colorsAnd it apparently can do some strange things when you orgasm
>>13790163And just why would he delete /mlp/? There's no good reason for it.
>>13791141come on, I asked twiceand you gotta admit feeling those mittens all over your lightly oiled shoulders after a long day would be great
>>13791234it sucks and it's hypocriticalI'd be less assblasted if there was also a /homestuck/, but no. That shitty general gets to circlejerk and everything during hiatus all on /co/.
>>13791224>And it apparently can do some strange things when you orgasmTo be fair he's just said sex can be really weird because it messes with his sense of balance and bodily space and he gets effects from pain, so maybe concentrated pleasure does sparkles or something
>>13791219this one's taking a while okay
>>13791276Just fucking with you, Brae. You'll do just fine.We believe in you!
>>13791173>"And another thing! Whyda they call em 'buzzards' anyway? D-dumb things donneven buzz...">"Uh, Fluttershy, I think maybe you've had enough tonight...">"Shaddup Dashie! Don' backtalk me! Only reashon you get away with it is 'cause you're cute..."
You guys are my friends. I'm glad I'm spending Saturday night with you guys.
>>13791264I just find stuff like that interesting is all. I'd love the opportunity to "experiment" with it, but I'm not going to stalk him or anything like that, I just think it'd be an interesting experience.
>>13791309I love you too Anon
>>13791254another gave of good idea with terrible artit feels like i am saying this about 99% of pony fanart
>>13791342Would be kinda nice if it wasn't for the stomach dick and missing legs
http://imgur.com/GNmq1jahe did it
>>13791007Big Mac's morning routine was Spartan. Wake up at five AM, knock on Applejack's door to rouse her, and shuffle off to the bath. A two-minute shower under something nice and hot to knock out most of the night-cruft 'round the ears, neck, down back, a few harsh scrubs with a sudsy washrag 'round the nethers. There was plenty of time for puttering or letting his mind ease pulling something in harness or tugging a cart out to town, but it was great to let the dreams froth away with a good cake of soap.After a good minute and a half he knew to blast cold for just a few seconds, work in some chill around the front shoulders to set off that too-hot feeling from a hot shower. Counting down from ten, feeling his focus come to the fore. 0, twist the knob back.The towels were fluffy and absorbent as ever. Granny knew her fluff-and-fold. He was dry in a shake of a lamb's tail - which they practically felt like. A glance in the mirror didn't give him much to worry about; He never had much need for a trim up in the beard department. Daddy gave him some good looks but nothing much past peach fuzz in the face.His mane was a mess, though. He fluffed it again with the towel, taking it from "morning dew" to "straw" before reaching for the comb.The mane was easy enough. Not too many knots back there, all the way down. He didn't have his sister's silk, but he didn't much need it.The tuft between the ears, though ... A downright tousle. Vortexes hither and yon. The comb pulled through just fine (clean hair tended to do that), but all he was getting was washboards and cowlicks. Thank goodness he had Dapper Dan.He didn't even need to look. Left-hoof cupboard, second shelf, little red tin. It popped off with a thin wedge of the hoof and the eucalyptus-camphor rose to his nose. It smelled like Daddy, Pappy, and good old self-respect.The black cove dove into the goop and slicked back through his hair with the same motion he'd made for eight years -
>>13789066http://i.imgur.com/F87Jw1f.jpgBADA BING BADA BOOM HERE YOU GO, ANON
>>13791360case*wtf how did i get gave
>>13791375Hold it there until it goes soft.Hug her and kiss while still joined.
>PonyWifeAsshole shows up, shows you a good time, and then you never hear from him againjust like your father
>>13791377(You)well let's see what this popup is all abouWHOAvery nice!
>>13791375Kick her ass to the curb you're done with her.
>>13791377damn that's actually really nicewho are you
>>13791377>posting reaction pic with imgur linkdont do that
>>13791375> he actually GROUND THAT SHIT, SONMy request will be forever cemented in a monochrome cartoon about fucking a delightful cartoon horse.
>>13791390Uncle Grandpa pls
>>13791377I need to know who you are so I can do that to you
>>13791377NiceIs that you, NoHooves?
>>13791404isn't it a good feel
>>13791375Keep thrusting - gently - until you're absolutely drained. It must feel wonderful feeling her wink around you while you come off the orgasm.KISS THE PONY
>>13791427the imgur script auto loads the pic so i dont have to click link
Why can't you hear pon y say I love youBecause they are a litel horse
God, I shouldn't love Gaffer's "natural socks", but I do.
>>13791449Oh Scrubblesyou are terrible.
>>13791449Got any malt liquor left?
>>13791476My liquor is as much as my pony[sppiiler]little
Evens: Draw somethingOdds: VidyaDubs: Movie stream
>>13791501What a shame. She was a good mare. What a rotten way to die.
>>13790394Something like this?
>>13791376And passed through without so much as making a dent in the Hawaiian rip-curl forming as his hair dried. Mac passed through it again, trying his damnedest to grip the comb in the flexible fleshy 'palm' of his hoof, doing it HARDER. Not so much as a trace of the slick jelly trusted by Equestrian men since 942.Mac gawped. Not many things in his life was as dependable as his morning routine. Hellmouth crickets eating carrots, Parasprites nipping parsnips, whatever Applebloom did to wreck a tool shed or some damn thing - those he expected. But Dapper Dan? He and Dapper Dan went as far back as "strange new feelings" back in primary school.He pawed for the tin, hoping something had just gone wrong. Maybe he'd just stirred the comb around in an empty tin, or mistook it for the low dish Applejack used for her earring backings. But alas, what he pulled out was in fact the Dapper Dan tin, all red and gold - with only a thin film of the whitish-green stuff that made his couture possible.He tried scraping some on the comb but the best he could do was a little bump on the thick outer pegs and sort-of paste it over half -- and even that wasn't enough. It took care of the spitcurl but his hair was already going frizzy.He looked under the bathroom sink for his "extras" only to find it empty. Some of the girls' "essentials" but his little tray only had some razor blades for the very rare trim-up.Mac groaned. He'd have to make a trip into town - after he faced the day without a nice shine on."The things I do for you, Dapper Dan," Mac mumbled as he threw the dustbin the empty.He paddled through the door toward the kitchen. Rounding the table for his flapjacks he heard whoops and hollers. He ignored most of it, tucking in to some warmth and maple."Golly, Big Mac, you havin' a bad hair day?" chortled Applejack. She was halfway through her 'muesli,' a gift from a certain frilly tailor.He could only wince and groan, "Eyup."
>>13791513oh geezyeah that's pretty greatoh man thanks
beb pepded qeq
>>13791513Why do they have to pay Tartarus?
>>13791543Because I wanted a line with the force of "there's going to be hell to pay" but had to find a way to make it pony.I'm sorry.
>>13791543Because those cookies are the devil on your hips.
>>13791543Because it's more in-universe than saying "There will be Hell to pay"
>>13791557But it's just, like, a dungeon in-universe.
I just realized 8-bit's cutie mark is supposed to be a parasprite version of the normal one.
>>13791543Hey, at least it's not like he had her say "Oh my Celestia"
I just really, REALLY like Gaffer
>/k/ likes short haired girls and bush tooI-I'm home
GAFFER NEEDS TO BE THE NEXT CUSTOM PLUSHIE FROM THE COMICHow much would that run me?
>>13791577>"Oh my Celestia">Rarity says "By Celestia" once.It just sort of makes sense for a pony to put Tatarus in place of hell, because that's kinda what Tatarus is....Kinda scary knowing your planet literally has a hell and it's less then a day's away from citizens.
>>13791377Damn, Gaffer's balls are HUGE.He must be on the zebra stack
>>13791569I improvised. Come at me bro.>>13791577Yyyeah, I don't think I'd use that unless I really really HAD to.
Filly Scout Cookie Clicker
Avoiding the hired help and doing solo tasks all morning wasn't as a feat - though the work was certainly harder. Tilling up the potato patch out back as a one-stallion operation took a huge chunk out of the day. Mac wasn't opposed to hard work. Really most days the ritual let him think about other things, plan for this birthday or that, come up with a quick 'bon mot' for the future. Today however a strand or two were playing hell with the tips of his ears and the sweat was pooling all funny thanks to the channels in his tufts. The morning sun wasn't fierce but getting a runnel down one eye was putting him in a fighting mood - at least to find an extra-large jar of Dapper Dan.Pulling in the equipment wasn't hard, and scrubbing down the metal with some weak mineral oil to keep the rust off didn't take too long. At least he could get out the sun and try hefting the hair over ONE ear and not the other. He beat a hasty path for the kitchen and took the errands list for town. No sense making a 'special' trip when he could just make an urgent one. One of the scythes needed some work on the blade, so Dirty's General wasn't a bad first stop.He pulled like Hell to town, taking a side road or two to avoid the schoolyard. It wasn't clear what was going on with Cheerilee but he'd certainly not want her to see the rat's nest on his crown. A pidgeon had flirted with it on the main road that meandered by Dirty's but a few terse words and it was off.The cart practically flew off his yoke when he pulled up to Dirty's. The sliding doors had some sort of aggressive A/C that flew his hair up in a flurry. The cashier looked at him like something out of Vaudeville. He tried stifling a snigger as he asked, "Can I help you?""Yeah, I need a scythe blade. Order under the Apples? And some Dapper Dan." The air conditioning was nice, while the frown forming on the cashier's face was not."Two weeks on that scythe order. Deathbringer plant's in Deerborne."
>>13791627my stomach was actually gurgling as I was reading that
>>13791610Technically, wasn't Tartarus just a big pit where the Titans were imprisoned? It could just be a holding place for dangerous monsters.
Despair but also a boner.
>>13791652In the show it was specifically mentioned that Cerberus was guarding the -portal- to Tartarus.I think
>>13791654can't remember if I fapped alreadyvague memories of playing with my cock blend together these days
>>13791610She said "as Celestia is my witness."
>just jacked it to nanaki porn and nanaki fapfictionkill me please
>get pone AIDS>be in the hospital, hanging onto life by a thread>your family and friends are with you in these final hours, half on the verge of crying>soon you can't keep your eyes open as much you try>you start to hear the heart monitor flatline and your relatives start crying, but it gets quiet really fast>There's a light, you go toward it, thinking it's Hayven>Suddenly the light turns red and your eyes shoot open>you're surrounded by flames in a wasteland stretching as far as the eye can see>A pony skeleton leaps right in front of you>"YOU, SINNER! YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR CRIMES IN THE FLAMES OF TARTARUS FOREVER!"What is your cardinal pony sin and how does Skelepone punish your immortal soul?
>>13791676No.You live with it.
>>13791671Bah, same meaning...
>>13791610It's okay. Only bad ponies go down to Tartarus.R-right?
I'm not gay, but theres something about Pointdexter in a skirt
>>13791662She says "the gates to Tartarus," where all the "ancient evil creatures" are kept.
>>13791684>What is your cardinal pony sin and how does Skelepone punish your immortal soul?I left the toilet seat up.Aaand, I have to work in the gift shop.
>>13791513Do se Do?More like ugly
>>13791693It's a different context, especially since Celestia can literally be Rarity's witness. Rarity wasn't swearing by Celestia as a deity.
>>13791676also if nanaki is here. fuck you for the bullshit story.i was jacking it planning to blow my load when the dog character did but when i get to the end of the story it says i have to wait for part 2.
>>13791710>"ancient evil creatures" are kept.>Except for the ones that look good in the Canterlot Garden.
>>13791684I left the milk out for a long time and didn't tell anyone before putting it backI have to work retail during December
I want to stroke Gaffer's horecock until he cums
>>13791640peachquest fucking when
>>13791703>tfw get called edgy for wanting to publicly call these guys faggots
>>13791719>Rarity wasn't swearing by Celestia as a deity.>He still doesn't think she is a deity.That's a banishment.
>>13791725Do you think t has a white stripe down the middle?Can you see it throbbing while he cums?
>>13791728Are we Mario or Luigi?
>>13791732>calling someone a faggot>edgy
>>13791733but celestia isnt a deityshes a princess
>>13791577what would a pony say?"oh my goddess"?
>>13791703>They are snapping.>Can tell it's out of synch.
>>13791742>zecora with celestia's hairstyleUNF
>>13791752Time to carry her corpse back to town and pay for a raise dead spell
>>13791748Probably just goodness on this show.
>>13791756I wonder if you can pay them more and let them do the spell with your dick in her.
>>13791742>Zecora with that hairThat's pretty hot.
>>13791735>not knowing about anon's glorious quest into lobotomy and kissing colts
How would the ponies deal with a government shut down?
>>13791742>implying she can't be both
>>13791703>fedoras>tan cargos>jorts>white cargos>CAMO CARGOSI can't deal with this
pony gives up
If we don't get another zebra in S4 I'm going to write such a letter to Lauren Faust about it.
>>13791771Does that mean Luna is destined to injure Celestia enough that she becomes a living corpse strapped to a chair for eternity (or until the chair decomposes and CHAOS)
>>13791779Make sure to post on her Twitter and Facebook.
>>13791771We already got that, though
>>13791752>Trixie: NEED A REZ HERE!>Trixie: REZ ME!>Trixie: REZ ME!>Trixie: REZ ME!>Trixie: NEED A REZ HERE!>Trixie: NEED A REZ HERE!
>>13791742>>13791767Why is she so pretty MLPG?
>>13791771but shes notshes just a pony
>>13791799Because she is rather motherly.
>>13791803But I'm whiteI can't put myself into this motherfucking fantasy
>>13791520Mac sighed, "That don't do me no good, we got those biting sunflowers again.""I can get that a little faster then, maybe," the cashier rolled. Mac half-suspected they had one just like it in the shop but didn't want to raise a fuss. His eyes lowed meaningfully at a sign for 'Zap Apple Preserves - Last of the Batch!' behind the desk."And here's your pomade, son." The cashier whipped out a little blue and black tin affair and plopped it on the desk.Mac's face twisted. "Hold on, I don't want this pomade. I want Dapper Dan.""I don't carry Dapper Dan, I carry Fop," the cashier breezed. The canary-yellow bastard was still filling out the order form for the scythe, not even looking at Mac. The little runnel of sweat was back, a jagged cold salty trickle down an eyebrow. That was the last lick for Mac's patience."Well I don't want Fop! I'm a Dapper Dan man!" Mac's hooves rattled the desk. The cashier yelped."I-if you want Dapper Dan, I can order it for you, have it in two weeks!"Mac's face twisted from the little bastard Prince mascot on the Fop tin (Prince Blueblood looking smug), the "Pine Fresh Scent!" and rounded on the cashier's yellow caving face. Mac absolutely bit his words, "Ain't this place a geographical oddity. Two weeks from everywhere! Now I'm gonna tell you again - I want my Dapper Dan."The clerk's short white horn flashed and a crate bolted from the warehouse, taking a fair turn of speed and landing shakily on the counter. Glimmers of red and gold shone through the hoof-hold. Mac's eyes only narrowed."They paid us to go all-Fop! I'm s-sorry!" The cashier held up his clipboard with the paperwork to ward off those burning blue eyes.
How do I stop thinking about pony?
>>13791839Pinkie you've turned transparent.
>>13791839whoa whoa whoa this be nice if those tears streamed a little
>>13791841By summoning your persona irl.
>>13791839ERUPT WITH THE POWER OF ONE THOUSAND SUPERNOVAE
>>13791837"I'll buy eight." Mac reached for the coin purse, reckoning how to split the box."T-take them all! They're supposed to be destroyed! Just- just take your hair jelly in peace!" The yellow cashier looked in half a mood to leave a yellow puddle on the floor.Mac brought his nose to the box. Eucalyptus and camphor. Sweet ambrosia. An old friend back again, face grinning in black and white like always.His voice puttered friendly as ever, "I think I will, kindly" as he brought it to his wide back and snapped a string through around his yoke. "Let me know about that scythe too, friend.""THREE DAYS!" was shouted through the door as Mac hitched up his cart again. He hollered back, "SOUNDS GOOD!"He trotted around back, making as if to leave for the main path again. He'd spotted a mirror by the side of the road, someone throwing out a ratty eagle-claw square. A minute or two later and his comb dipped into a nice thick slick of Dapper Dan and his hair was right presentable again.Maybe he'd swing by the school, just to wave a little. Seemed about right. Everything felt a little dandier for a Dapper Dan Man.
>>13791839>tfw vaginal sex does nothing for you
>>13791855This kills the pony.
>>13791876Nonsense, pony is fine.
>>13791839Tell her how good it feels, glory be.
>>13791839Leave it deep as possible until you go soft.Nibble her ears a little.
>>13791876Pony will be fineEveryone knows pony in the main six cannot die
I still think it's interesting that Zecora has become one of Twilight's mentors and has a cutie mark similar to Celestia's.They both are Twilight's mentors and they both have suns on their asses.
So what do you think of Muffins?Is she a cute pony?
>>13791872Maybe it's weird but lately I've been getting off more to the emotions involved in the act than in the act itself. Which this does fine in because the expression is good, and the close up semi interior shot is nice as well don't get me wrong, but I'm more invested in the emotions and can get off to the relationship of it.I'm also jelly he can draw pretty well. Wish I could've drawn shit for my ponk stuff.
>>13791894So she just inflates from the thousands of nuclear warheads exploding from your penis?
>>13791896She has a name
>>13791899YepShe probably would inflate to the size of several parsecs, in fact.
>>13791896she's so uglyI just dont know what went wrong
>>13791728>>13791768I'm having a hard time thinking how to compose it in a way Anons participate more in-depth, with rolls and all that.People didn't much like the pat "choose your own adventure CHOOSE A B C or D."Is everyone still onboard with having something starting with Peaches? Not anyone upset we may be reciprocally gay for horses?
>>13791901Yeah, and isn't it a good one?
>>13791909Holy shit WHAT
>>13791909what a cheap cop out.
>>13791895We need more ponies with suns on their asses.
>>13791906Just make it completely open ended for the 'player', but have the events and whatnot guide along a general plotline.It's much more difficult to pull off properly, but the plot itself is pretty simplistic already, so it shouldn't be that much of an issue.
If anyone wanted to read but prefer Pastebins, here's "Mac is a Dapper Dan Man"http://pastebin.com/CBvXpR1LWith some direct use ofhttp://www.imdb.com/title/tt0190590/quotes?item=qt0404012
>>13791916No, what we need is the socially retarded Zebra with the moon on her but to show up in an episode as Zecoras sister.
>>13791909We could have stopped this
>>13791922not hom but I did that and it's pretty much truemy main problem is that I am slow and cannot keep up witht the thread very well
I want Gaffer to cum inside me.
>>13791931but we started it.
>>13791922But there's going to be so much bound up in what the character is going through directly - like literal critical rolls for remembering a specific metaphor or title when talking with someone, or a roll modifier for a given day because Anon is dealing with depression.There could be some hubworld moments, like deciding to go to the store or just hang out with Peaches or go to the Library to look over the materials of his "other life"
There's a pony inside you.
>>13791949me too anon
>>13791958S-sorry, man, it was the prompt.>>13791007
>>13791951i tried since the beginning. i have been saying memes and crossovers will turn us into the sonic fandom
>>13791969>will turn us into the sonic fandom>will turn>will
>>13791956Chrysalis we need to talk
>>13791909This is the part where I say she'll always be Derpy in our hearts.
>>13791983it's not our derpy anymore. she's gone for good.
>Derpy comes back in S4.>Re-named 'Muffins'>She is mentioned over and over again.
Would you a Roxanne?http://fkevlar.tumblr.com/post/56719067917
Pony will be able to sleep at night, innocent as the day she was accidentally conceived.
>>13791993no, not pone.
>>13791991I'd be kinda mad because like >>13791914 saidIt's a cop out
>Derpy is now named 'Muffins.'
>>13791988She was never there. TLR was an anomaly, an accident.
>>13791997Pony was not conceived accidentally.
>>13791991>>13792003Boythat sure is half baked@
>>13791922AnonAnonThe whole quest is trying to get back to cultural 'square one' with severely limited memory and putting dick to your loving former doctor, Peaches.
>>13792003America, the world's police and saviors of the known universe, must act now!
So being that I was at the 4chan panel, what was the general's reaction to it if anyone watched itI love how 4chan hating ponies is still a thing though
>>13792003if that will be canon, i'll counter-headcanon.like, it's a witness protection program or something
>>13792029I haven't bothered watching it, should I?
>>13792029Mostly lack of surprise - it's easy enough to think of /mlp/ as another "retard bucket"We could barely stomach the "ANONYMOUUUUSE" crowd hollering in the background though. Was it as cringe-worthy in real life?
http://imgur.com/HT2acLH>about to save>notice the creepy legfeetew disgusting
>>13792038If you've seen the others, it's not much differentOnly how 4chan has been around longer than most other sites and it's mostly changed in the past year more so than the other 9>>13792043I could just give you a quick rundown of it
>>13791914not only is derpy a stupid name for anyoneit doesnt even fit in the pony world style of naming
>>13792057>I could just give you a quick rundown of itCan we not? Please? We've been hearing nothing but BASED MOOTYKINS all night
>>13792038i couldnt believe the memes, so much memes.i know 4chan loves their memes but using them so much in real life is too much for me.
>>13792062I'm not going to fucking suck his dickHe had some good points about the actual site rather than idiots asking retarded questions and people yelling incoherently
>>13792059Just call her Bright Eyes or whatever that dumb fic called her back in 2010
>>13792073Stoneface is the one true name!
>>13792073or Bubbly Shines
>>13792069Let me put it to you this way - almost all of us have seen the video. We were sort of scrubbing through it for the past few hours.His good points about the site and how toxic /b/ can really be are something they'll gloss right over but were really gratifying. More than anything he seemed on the level while the fuckheads were screaming MEEEMEMEMMEMEs.Is that accurate?
>in 11 days MLP:FiM will be 3 years old
>>13792057>>13792068>3 minutes in>everyone buttmad about poniesnope not watching
Or we could just call her darpy like we always have when she was given some shit fandom name
>>13792077>Not Bubble Butt
>>13792097what kind of reaction is that?
>>13792092Quick! Someone post pony nostrilfucking!
http://derpibooru.org/380563> M-Miss Cheerilee
>>13792101Amazingly, there was still a picture selected for me a post over an hour ago.
>>13792089has someone brought it up or was it the usual le epic internet jihad?
>>13792085The best is yet to come.
>>13792084Yeah, that's pretty much itOther than what I said previously about how it's been around longer, the only other thing to add is how apparently he wants to rejoin boards together after some software shit is done with a new dev>>13792089>not wanting to watch something because they don't like what you likeGrow the fuck up
>>13792115Go to 6-7 minhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0QRnufms-0
>you will never swallow so much pegaspunk that you can cloudwalk without assistance
>>13792122>he wants to rejoin boards togetheraw yissss
>>13792129he wasn't talking about us.
>>13792129Not about /co/ and /mlp/That will never, ever happen
>>13792122This isn't >disliking things I likeThey are actively getting buttmad about it on purposeHEY YOU KNOW PONIES?YOU HATE THEM RIGHT?YEAAAAAAAAHThat's fucking moronic, it's not like someone from /mlp/ went ahead and asked a question about the board and THEN people got butthurt, which would still be stupid but at least less so.
>>13791978You're selling mlp short, we're worse than the sonic fandom at this point. It was around when every fetish got it's own mascot oc.
>>13791906yes, stick with gay-for-horses anon
>>13792132>>13792132>>13792138>>13792138You know what they say about assuming...
>>13792122> "Preacher" baiting with the Ponypocalypse> GROOOWWW UPPPYou were part of that crowd and rehashed what we heard about boards rejoining we knew two hours ago.Your contributions so far have been minimal.Could you please show proof you were there?
>>13792143The funniest part is half of their fans didn't even fap to them.People on this board are that desensitized.
>>13792141Majority of the people there were hyped up about just being there. It's the crowd mentality.I don't think moot actually cares about /mlp/ as long as they don't make him do any work.
>>13792123its funny when its a young teenage kid hating on ponies but when you see a middle age balding man get angry at ponys its creepy as shit.how the fuck are people that old so heavily in the /b/ fandom
>>13792151you man an ass out of u and ming?who the hell is ming and why should I care?
>>13792138i never want it to happen. /co/ is still my main board and i dont want the flood of piss and pony fetishfags shitting up the place
>>13792159It wasn't even moot
>>13792092Would Fluttershy tell someone about it or would she just suffer in silence?
>>13792147I guess that's not something to put up to a vote.I'm just trying to avoid some shitfest about "the forced gay," I got enough of that a few days ago about "contrivances."The guy literally gave you chocolates for Hearts and Hooves, you want a stronger hint?
>>13792173>>13792138you idiots are totally getting it wrongTher should be a cartoons and comic generals /cog/ board
>>13792138It will happen many years from now when nobody cares about MLP anymore.
>>13792181protip: that guy was either retarded or pretending to be retardeddon't respond to that sort of thing if they're not going offer legit commentary
>>13792170I would comfort that filly, as an assistant scoutmaster should.Nonsexually and with a good talk about how some ponies just can't see the value of another at first, second, or hundredth glance.And then we'd have ice cream.
>>13792183Even if they made /cog/, they would not let the mlpg in because ponies does not belong outside of this board.
>>13792186>when nobody cares about MLP anymore.But the questions becomes, when will that happen? This thing is self sustaining now. Yes it'll diminish but we have people sinking lives and careers into this. It is in the best interests of a lot of people to keep it going as long as possible and they have the means to do just that.
>>13792170>pony on the verge of tearsWHAT NO
>>13792186This, it would be really terrible if /mlp/ was forced back too /co/. Sure we would be happy just being our old selves again, but all the other people that go to /mlp/ are now used to having their own various generals going. That doesn't even include just random discussion/image threads that pop up.
>>13792186and when the day comes that rule 15 is repealed I'll be waiting with a folder full of pony reaction imagesit'll be great
>>13792198and over the course of that ice cream, you would realize just how fucking ugly that filly is.
>>13792207Alright, thanks Anon.
>>13792219>rule 15 pulled.>It's like watching dam break.>/v/ explodes.>rule 15 put back in.>It's never enforced.
>>13792213And /co/ naturally would accuse us of bringing them back with us.
>>13792209Invader Zim ended 10 years ago with an incomplete second season. It was never as big or known as the pony fandom and they still have conventions. This should give you an idea of the magnitude of the bullshit this fandom will continue to produce.
I don't even think I like the show anymore. And I sure as hell don't like the fandom. Why am I still here?
>>13792236for the ponies, obviously
>>13792225She's still got room to grow. Once her braces come out, she'll have fine, straight teeth. And who knows how she'll develop in other ways.But a scoutmaster doesn't think of that. He just thinks of how he can help and support these little fillies when they need help the most.
>>13792227Thanks for making me get up you turdOh and not everyone was yelling and screamingI for one was talking to the dude behind me who was asking how much money it was to keep a trip a month, I shit you not
>>13792231i don't think so. even before the move /co/ more or less understood that mlpg was its own group of people that didn't condone the spamming of ponies on /co/ or elsewhere.
>>13792237>She graduated in biological engineering.
So the ponybition might end soon? We soon can stop pretending to hate ponies?
>>13792241HOLY FUCK THAT'S A BIG PONY
>>13792170Do you think Savannah ever does her up all pretty?I bet she cleans up nicely.
>>13792246the times have changed and there's no reasoning with a large part of /v/ for comics.
>>13792196I'm not so certain they didn't mean the criticism exactly. Though when they refused to elaborate further I got the feeling "contrivances" was a prop for "I didn't see it coming and thought it was kind of fake," which is an opinion but not helpful or necessarily well-formed.Saying "It felt forced" isn't nearly as helpful as "There could have been further underscoring during the conversation with Megan" though that would have been a BIG 'tell'
>>13792249The autistic blind hate might be gone for the most part, but people are just too used to having an entire board just for pony. It would really end up being shitty for us because likely a vast majority of the people who post outside here would be forced in here
>>13792242She trusts you so much.You are almost like a boyfriend.You listen to everything she says and listen, like those boyfriends on her animes.
>>13792235That's what I'm beginning to realise. Ponies are going to be a permanent fixture of internet/board/*chan culture for a long long time. It'll be fun to look back and be able to say that I was there. See you all at Bronycon 2025.
>>13792249>MLPG is just one big speakeasy>instead of alcohol, they have ponies on tap>cups full of ponies
>>13792271* with, about, sorry
>>13792272>tfw i autsticly and blindly hate homestuck just because that is the popular thing to do>i dont even know anything about it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnsOcyrk8-wBest thing ever this week
>>13792276>One Fateful Valentines day later...>The Janitor said it was for our own good.
>>13792276Can I get some better butts?
>>13792273But I'm not. I'm her assistant scoutmaster, and she is a scout. What's more, she's still a filly. While "boyfriend" is a bit much, being a "Friend who's a boy" isn't so bad, right?
>>13792290I dislike homestuck because i find it visually displeasing, but i know almost nothing about it content wise
>>13792297Sorry, I had the last cup of Applejack.
>>13792294>tfw Hearts and Hooves leak stream
>>13792287/co/ doesn't care much for ponies but hate /b/ fuckers almost as much, including the "cancer" shtickPeople flip the FUCK OUT about ponies off /mlp/On the whole we're harmless and most people don't give a fuck but it's instant drama chum because of either earnest shitposters or people pretending to be earnest shitposters.
>>13792287man, the net is crawling with NBS-grade retardation
>>13792297alright, but we couldn't fit these ones in to a cup
>>13792312That's a cute pegasus.
>>13792298Of course it isn't.But hey, it's okay to friendzone a filly who is just getting a little sentimental.You can be her big brother!
SWEET JESUShttp://lizombie-nsfw.tumblr.com/post/55906042724/aj-got-caughtCan we get more Cherry Jubilee and Applejack? PLEASE?
>>13792297sorry man, the good stuff was intercepted by the feds again. you'll have to make due with these for now if you still want any. i'd recommend you the pinkie
>>13792316TELL HER HOW GOOD YOU FEEL, DAMN IT
>>13792316Gracious me.Time to cuddle and enjoy the afterglow.
>>13792315She is applest pegasus
>>13792316Hold her tight and grind a bit while caressing her.
>>13792316Whether it's love or not it would be nice to tell her it meant something to Anon.
>Hating ponies outside of /mlp/ has become a meme.Prove me wrong.
http://ponymouthhugs.com/post/55921168187/peanutbtter-pandaburlesque> Witch Academy doujinWHITHER
>>13792315I always thought it would have been painful to get wings suddenly like that, but Twilight didn't seem hurt at all. Must be the magic.
>>13792334Does it look like I give a fuck?
>>13792316Don't even take it out. Just do what >>13792325 and >>13792332 said.
>>13792340That's like turbo old news
>>13792334>caring about ebin maymay
>>13792354I don't care about shit, rule 15 gave them the ammo to make it what it is.
>>13792318Ah, but that would be showing favoritism. I have to be impartial to all my scouts, even if I'm only an assistant scoutmaster. She's just got to remember, though. What some other ponies can't, she Do-si-does.
>>13792363Next time gadget!NEXT TIIIIIIMMME!
>>13792363>What some other ponies can't, she Do-si-does.That was terrible.But I bet it'd manage to get a smile out of her.
>>13792316hnnnngstay with hershe's the most special pony in the world
>>13789999Explain to me why the Titans were considered "evil".You expect me to believe that when Zeon gassed their own people, an entire colony, the Titans were to blame? All of this just to further the Neo Zeon agenda.Also, hello pony people. How's it going?
>>13792383>Her lip catches on her braces.
>>13792383That was the point. Terrible jokes to make children smile.She's a good kid, after all. Just needs some confidence.
>>13792395My ponies ran away.
>>13792410That's unfortunate.Alrighty, I'm drawing tonight, throw out some ideas people.
>What did I tell you about tryina stick apples up there when I'm not lookin?
>>13792316My FUCKING HEARRRRTTT
>>13792431Fluttershy running face first into Big Mac's barrel.
>>13792393>she's the most special pony in the worldbecause she is retarded
>>13792431more stallions in fabulous outfits
>>13792444But anon, we aren't fucking Twilight
>>13792431Iron will arm wrestling Celestia
>>13792448I want to have a threesome with those two
>>13792452Only Twilight is a genius.
To lewd, or not to lewd.That is the question...
>>13792431DRAW DASH FINDING OUT THAT TWIGHT'S MOTHER WAS THE WRITER OF DARING DO!
>>13792452Twilight isn't a retard.
http://i.imgur.com/FNLhbsg.pngYESYESYESPONKO CONFIRMED FOR SEXIEST PONY
>>13792458>not with Gaffer and 8bit
>>13792462the answer is almost always lewdand by almost always I mean always
>>13792459Okay, we aren't fucking you, then.
>>13792473>not all of them
>>13792458But you would need an outfit from them. And I don't think humans can wear pone clothes easily.
>>13792470>TWIGHT'S MOTHER WAS THE WRITER OF DARING DO!I'm not gonna likei think that's fucking stupidbut that's just me...
>>13792458>you'll never rail Braeburn's ass while he's deepthroating Soarin
>>13792476no shit, im not retarded either.
>>13792481>and all the caramels
http://imgur.com/kV1UwaSIMPREGNATING PINKIE UNF UNF UNF
>>13792485It's canon. The comics showed her pic with a Daring Do award, and her trading card says she likes to write adventure stories.
>>13792489>not being the middle man in that threewayfaggot
>>13792492We really should be fucking you.
>>13792482She's not any fatter than other ponies.
>>13792503>. The comics showed her pic with a Daring Do awardThey did?
>>13792489>you will never be Braeburn in this scenario>your partners will never mock you as they form the pyramid>they will never go out for drinks afterwards, leaving you to finish yourself off in a pool of their cum
>>13792506>preferring receiving over givingand you call ME a faggot
>>13792092I am shocked and appalled that nothing came of this
>>13792514She hides it with magic.
>>13792518woah woah woah. pause.what's with the degradation crap?
>>13792518>implying they wouldn't clean you up, put you in a pretty dress, slide in a vibrating plug and take you out with them
>>13792524I guess no one likes mouthnipples.
>>13792497>Everything is spelled correctly.>MTI call bullshit.
>>13792528She hides it?Can't she just magically make herself not fat?
>>13792519It's le mlpg humor to call people fags for not liking to get reamed.
>>13792516Yes. Newest issue, when Shining's putting on his tie to go to his Flugelhorn recital.
>>13792530Did you read the latest comic Tan?He's the colt with the stripey face.
>>13792503i know it's canonlike how its canon Vinyl Scratch got her cutiemark because of Shining ArmorI think its a stupid developmentESPECIALLY the Daring-Doo thingTwilight and her entire family are mary-suesWhat's next, her father is the manager of the wonderbolts?
>>13792516Yeah, one of the panels has an award plaque with her on Daring Doo.Which makes her entire family NERDS!
>>13792531I guess I should have prefaced it with *w-walks into thread*
>>13792530The orange horse
>>13792541I haven't read any of the comics.I almost thought you were talking about the long eared horse.
>>13792542I have some bad news
> Fluttershy meets you for the first time, goes out on a limb and asks for a date - part of her 'assertiveness' therapy> She seems to have ingested some Poison Joke Teahttp://youtu.be/5sruQJ12PsIWould you still consider it?
>>13792540I see it nowThat's pretty cool.
Fluttershy is the only pony with no demonstrated family members of any kind.
>>13792554Poison joke tea sounds pretty good.
>>13792542Success breeds success.
>>13792536It's a thing that happened.http://minibutts.tumblr.com/post/59893536154/mrs-cake-pinkie-pie-and-mr-cakes-troublesome
>>13792537Celestia wouldnt like that.
>>13792542>What's next, her father is the manager of the wonderbolts?No...Her father fought in 'Nam.He was a lieutenant.Lost his legs one day, went to take out the charlies in a final hoorah.Got saved by the one idiot in his squad.
>>13792485>>13792542The stupidest part about this is how they just did this without giving a shit about RiaW.Now Rainbow Dash doesn't have any idea who Twilight's mother is and Twilight doesn't even mention that her mother is the writer of the series. The latter makes some sense - Twilight wanting to avoid Dash's fangasming, but how the hell does Dash not know what the parents of her friends are called?Also making Twilight's family one of mary sues is definitely another issue.
> Pinkie confirmed for triple-hottestGod I just want to put my hand between those thighs and make her squirmhttp://i.imgur.com/4szpGYr.png
>>13792552I thought you were cool Tan, but I mean... how can you not read my little pony comics and retain coolness? It's just not possible.
>>13792557Why the fuck does Twily have smartypants? Cadance gives her smartypants
>mt is drawing more of her full-human self-insertunf.
>>13792557>That's pretty cool.I disaggree
>>13792585Celestia likes her fat.
>>13792577>does Dash not know what the parents of her friends are called?She's not the most perceptive. She cares about her buddies but probably never asked "What's your Mom's name?"It's possible she knows them all as _____'s mom, _____'s dad.
>>13792550we need more dorf ponies
>>13792587Well you're a buttface
>>13792577You do realize, that authors do have pen names.They make up names.Steven King has a secondary pen name for some of his works.
>>13792578>You will never get a thigh-job from pinkie
>>13792577thisSuddenly, Rainbow Dash's favorite book series is written by her best friends mother, who never said anything about it beforeIt's pulled straight of an ass
>>13792577>mary suesBEING GOOD AT A THING DOESN'T MEAN BEING A MARY SUEBEING GOOD AT EVERYTHING MEANS THAT
>>13792583Could be that Cadence foalsat a few days in that week and dropped off the payload.
>>13792577It took Dash an entry into a hospital to convince her to read at all.I doubt she's up to keeping up with author names. She probably doesn't even read the introduction.
>>13792593Sweet jesus, that is actually my fetish.Finishing between her thighs with her wetness seeping down spoiling for round two is the hottest fucking thing
>>13792552Gaffer is the pone on the far left.And you really should. The comics are amazing. I don't know if I could have lasted the hiatus without them.
>>13792592She has awards, that means she attended awards ceremonies, which means that even if she has a pen name it's public, meaning everyone knows who she is. It would make it harder for Dash to reach the realization, granted, but she's also the obsessive type so she would find out about it soon, even if not within RiaW.
>>13792598>She probably doesn't even read the introduction.
>>13792594>you will never reach deep into Twilight Velvet's colon to retrieve a new riveting daring do book.
>>13792577>mary suethere you go using that word again anon.
>>13792604Do you really think Dash gives a fuck about award ceremonies?
>>13792607I read that as Twilight's velvet colon, and i just about died laughing
>>13792566>Success breeds success.yeah, isnt that the truthIf you arent born into rich, successful familyYou will never be successfulwhat a GREAT message
>In some fucked up reality, Twilight Velvet wrote 'Daring Do and the Mysterious Goo.'
>>13792611Yes, actually.Dash is a showoff who loves trophies and competition.
>>13792588LK pls, fat Twilight trying to hide it with magic
>>13792611Considering she gets all gussied up for her friends coronation, a royal wedding, and the gala, I would say yes she does
>>13792595As of now there's not a single pony that seems to have any flaws whatsoever in the entire family. They are rich, the mother is a very famous author, son married to a princess and king or prince or whatever of an empire that popped up just for them, daughter princess of the one they live in and bestest magician ever. The father could have something negative about him but I have serious doubts about that.
>>13792616It's the best message, because it's grounded in reality.
http://minibutts.tumblr.com/post/54821298777/oh-look-i-did-finish-it> Plum DT domming Applebloom and Silver Spoon in one fell swoop> That little bit of pudgeOH MY GOD MT ARE YOU TRYING TO BREAK MY DICK
>>13792622>"Alright anon, I've got a few different options for you. Stick your arm down there and tell me if you like the velvet, then pull it out and I'll switch it out for cashmere"
>>13792619in some fucked reality, your waifu isn't a whoreit's not this one
>>13792626>>13792626fucking thisI love the comics but they're stories are just half-assed connection to canon
>>13792626Twilight has several mental disorders, Shining Armor is as dumb as a toast and their parents are basically background characters
>>13792626> expecting negativity in a well-structured protagonist's family> believing that adults who grow up in a world where you know your special talent and strive to achieve excellence in it won'tI dunno man
>>13792620>Dash is a showoff who loves trophies and competition.Only if they involve her directly.No, she would not dive into research into who the author was, BUT she would go to a book signing.With Twilight telling her not to take it so seriously, Dash asking her why she is freaking out so much, she is only getting an autograph of the best author EVER!.And then they get to the booth, and Dash sees who is behind it. Twilight kinda facepalms and waves at her mom as Dash has a mind shatter.
>>13792626Oh god>Twilight family episode>her mother's family have a big get together>They're all very proud of Shiny and Twily for what they've achieved>but their Dad is a total failure>highschool dropout>depends on wife for support>clumsy>silly
>>13792627That's not really true. For every person who's rich because he was born into a rich family there's one that climbed up from having nothing. Even if it were true, it'd be a horrible message to give to kids>never aspire to do anything, just stick to a shitty job and stay awful
>>13792616No, but being rich and successful means your parents have both the wealth and the to raise you however they want, have connections that can give you a one-up in life, and impart on you their ideals, like being very goal oriented and to always push yourself.
>>13792626>characters have to have blatent flaws
>>13792601>Sweet jesus, that is actually my fetish.Y-you too?It'd be hot as hell just to have her cross her legs together with you sandwiched in between those wet, squishy legs.[/spoilers]
>>13792638>sits on the couch all day with a beer in one hand and the othe rhand down his pants he doesnt even need to have on.
>>13792630That is cute as fuck.
>>13792626And what's negative about the Apples? Any of them?
>>13792640Stop living in a fantasy world, the few people that attained riches from nothing are the 1% amongst the 1%.The education level of your parents is the biggest dictator of your future prospects in life. Almost nobody ever moves out of their level.
>>13792634Twilight has no mental disorders as of late. She used to have them, but not anymore. SA might be dumb as toast, albeit it's unlikely since he used to be the captain of the royal guard, but it doesn't affect his life negatively in any way since the position he's in doesn't require anything from him either way.
>>13792645>sells shoes>human shoes>it's not a very profitable business
>>13792630>"Excuse the language"Savannah Smile has cemented herself as my second favorite.
>>13792630Diamond tiara is a fat bitch.
>>13792626Their son failed to protect Canterlot when it needed him most.He's a whipped stallion and his successes are more of a result of Cadence than his own ability.
>>13792640>For every person who's rich because he was born into a rich family there's one that climbed up from having nothingThat's objectivly false.
>>13792656Thats a strange way of saying "cutest, smartest, all around best filly"
>>13792633While i wish the comics had a more fluid connection to the show canon, I don't mind if its sorta off on its own thing. While there are plenty of things the comic adds that i wan't to say also apply to the show, and its probably safe to assume they can, there are too many inconsistancies to really match them up.
href="13789794#p13792630" class="quotelink">>>13792630>They are both little southern belles.