How does Twilight play her character in a game of O&O?Previous Thread>>13776300
mary sue faggot like she is in real life
More cheese than chrysalis' legs
>>13780337SHE PLAYS BARBARIAN
>>13780337RogueFailing that, BardDiplomancer as fuck
Okay I want a clean thread.No homo stuffNo poison-pushing worthless drughead stuffNo disrespecting the lord Jesus ChristLet's keep everything nice and horse-related.Now, topic of the thread: pone queefsWhich one would you smell, and why
>>13780337A wizard who's married to SA's character
>>13780251>>13780253>Using making fun of people who have superior reasoning.You two have no convictions or beliefs whatsoever only seek to poison the wellness of other's minds with the elixir of lies.That cancer pony just need good magic, not drugs.
>>13780337Pony equivalent of pun puncompletely seriously. She is the queen of ridiculous minmax optimization
>>13780299Pony can't. When pony is around you, she gets all nervous and her mind goes foggy. Pony is afraid of rejection.
>>13780371http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Y_2snD9nrY&feature=share&list=PLA30ABE7CE83FA7A6Too late, motherfucker. Gaffer and Poindexter have us dickmatized
I have no computer access and I must boop.
>>13780387hold the pone which pony is this?
>>13780384NO NO NO NOTWILIGHT WOULD NEVER PLAY A FUCKING SORCTWILIGHT IS A WIZARD THROUGH AND THROUGH
>>13780384But she's already all about magic. Isn't the point of a role-playing game to play a role? Twilight would get a kick out of having to find new, non-magic ways to solve her problems.Also it's silly, and I like silly.
>>13780407TELL THAT TO TWILY!
"Wut in tarnation is this here oh an' oh? A game? Does it have apples in it and can ah play a farmer?"
>>13780398Tell where you are and I'll have gloomy pick you up later.
>>13780387You realize developmental psychology actually pegs "adult" reasoning as "able to hold disparate beliefs and arriving at a synthesis," right?
can someone post the trappy stallion crossdressing thing that ends in pegging
8-bit: "And just what in the hell are you doing?"Poindexter: "I'm...dressing up...you know, as part of the plan..."8-bit: "At no point did we ever talk about you putting on a fucking cheerleader's outfit."Poindexter: "Y-yeah we did...pffft, what do you think I WANT to do this?">shakes head slowly in disgust
>>13780407pfft they are both the same thing casting spells and shit
I wish I could into shading
>>13780407Twilight has levels in both>Likes to study>But also born with an incredibly high aptitude for magic anyway
>>13780419How do you not fucking get that he's shitposting?
>>13780433I will FUCKING CHOKE YOUDon't you ever dare to compare those airheaded bimbos with the might and power of a true spellcaster!
>>13780416Applejack is playing applemancer.
>>13780416Well, you could have farmer as your beginning profession. Then you could become a wildlander or a ranger of some sort. It's all about adventure!
>How does Twilight play her character in a game of O&O?Stoned as fuck.
>>13780387> I have superior reasoning, your thoughts are just poisonNot even fun bait.[ - ]
>>13780435Its a start!
>>13780337SA got her to join because she was wondering about it and he thought it might help her socialize and learn the value of teamwork.Unfortunately, she never really nailed the "roleplay" aspect, and instead was a total munchkin. Shining Armor was more or less oblivious to this.Gaffer put up with it for a while, but he, Pointdexter and 8-bit were all pretty relieved when she grew bored with having the biggest Fighter in the party. Whenever SA makes a remark like in >>13780384, the unseen reactions of the rest of the group are worried glances at each other that he might convince her to come back.
>>13780444>true spellcaster>can't do anything without his widdle spellbookadorable
>>13780418That's kind of her. But I should be free in an hour or so.
>>13780435> Sexy Nerd Pankohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pivLTWIJ7xo
Your party encounters a goat
>>13780472Eh no marker?
>>13780481I would that goat
>>13780337I really don't think we should be in an anonymous thread with >>13780387 around
>>13780444you know the original post said sorcerer not sorceress right?
>>13780389well...what if I asked HER?
>>13780481i cast a truth spell on the goat and make it tell me the secret of the tower
>>13780493Yes, tripfags can magically make persistent shitposters disappear.
>>13780435http://thepiratebay.sx/torrent/5724847/Gnomon_Workshop___Jeremy_Vickery___Practical_Light_and_ColorBurn to dvd or mount. Will help you become a value monster
>>13780488I can't mark from this.
>>13780514No, but they prevent thread deletion, you moron.
>>13780514the general idea is that a tripfag won't delete the thread and that guy is suggesting that anon might
pony kills the king and is rolling to cleave the queen
>>13780499Pony would lock up and find an excuse to run away from her fear.
>>13780435Start out with cell shading. That can look kinda decent even when you have no idea what you are doing (like me)
>>13780520>>13780522But Mito tripped and he deleted his threads.
Filly Foalio, does anyone have any information about it? Maybe even a leak?
>>13780545Yeah, and we knew immediately who he was and never trusted him to make threads again, save for one occassion when shitposting was really rampant and things were generally grim.
do you think luna had the black splotches before she had her cutie mark?
pony says she can't be in a romantic relationship with a member of an inferior species that can't even use magic
>>13780567> swapping roles, calling each other "Twilight" and "Luna" respectivelyAll my UNF
>>13780570Applejack smacks pony on the back of the head
>>13780567She was in a tragic inkblot accident when she was very young.
>>13780570Then why are you fucking Applejack?
To what ethnicity analogues do goats belong in Equestria?
What if princess loved princess?
>>13780589Rarity laughs at Applejack for believing she could be in a romantic relationship with a mud pony like her.
>>13780587>role swappingan odd bonerbut enjoyable nonetheless
>>13780567I'd assume it's part of the rest of her cutie mark.I want to grab it so badly and slowly trace the outlines.
>>13780589and then she pulls her in for a passionate kiss, right?
>>13780614maybe in a 1000 years they'll confide in each other
>>13780570Racist AND a tease?what a terrible pony
>>13780610Central asianalso>yfw goats have the most advanced technology seen so far
>>13780610Big city east coast.
>>13780638>>yfw goats have the most advanced technology seen so farHaah waaw
Twilight Sparkle will not outlive her friends.
>>13780571Pony goes home and beats herself up for being such a coward.
>>13780657twilight sparkle confirmed for dying in s4
>>13780610Zebras: AfricanCamels: ArabianLlamas: LatinosGoats: Asian?Cattle: Mid-west American
>>13780657Indeed. Twilight can just deage her friends.
>>13780658it's okayI can try again
>>13780636"Twilight won't outlive her family and friends," remember?
>>13780658I hope pony sees the letter for her
>>13780657Celestia kills her once she realizes that Twilight will the greater between them.
>>13780675Ehthat might be retconned, who honestly knows
>>13780668>Camels: ArabianOh man, I hope we see camels on the show
>>13780675They're going to be alicorns too.
>>13780664Writers confirmed for not caring about alicorn lore.
>>13780690It can't be retconned if it's not even canon in the first placeword-of-godfags are the worst
>>13780675right, A monster kills them or her
>>13780675A sacrifice must be made...there must always be a Mare in the Moon
>>13780657She can only die if her death was Just or Heroic.
>>13780681Pony has fallen ill because she thought the letter had anthrax in it and won't be out for weeks.Pony is a hypochondriac.
>>13780435>white pixelsUse Multiply, dude.
>>13780700It's not canon that Twilight's immortal, either.Does that mean she's going to die in 100 years?
>>13780657If you even begin to think that any of them will die you're mentally retarded
>>13780703put a fucking stroke on your lettering if you're going to have colored text on a colored backgroundgoddamn
>>13780620The best boner.There really needs to be more of it
>>13780712why is the universe so intent on keeping pony from being happy
>>13780729I don't think you're supposed to read that comic after the first one or two frames either way
>>13780692We already have saddle arabians though
>>13780725We know of one Princess who lived to be over a thousandI don't see Twily has to die that young
>>13780727Exactly. Any moron can see they're all becoming princesses.
>>13780703>>13780729This was made forever ago. The anon who made this is probably long dead by now.
>>13780692>They just walk around spitting in ponies faces
>>13780675I don't remember them saying anything about family, just that should would not outlive her friends.
>>13780700It's canon until a proper source states otherwise
>>13780703That was the most retarded ending of a villain ever. Like, seriously, just put the crown on for five minutes, dump all the skeletons in the ocean and be done with this shit.
>>13780712>she thought the letter had anthrax in itwhat is she, one of the flower trio?
>>13780749Six new princesses...they will need six kingdoms to rule overTime for Celestia to go to war
Twilight's cutie mark signifies herself and the other Elements of Harmony. She got it thanks to Rainbow Dash's Sonic Rainboom tying their fates together permanently. Twilight is destined to share her life with her friends forever.
>>13780761>get the entire Scourge to conga-line into a volcano
>>13780775You creep me out to the point where, if I had tits and a uterus, I'd be finding out how to get a restraining order against you. Go fuck yourself off a pier, taintshoes.
>>13780795so she has to die when they do?
>>13780384who the fuck says little colts room when you are with a bunch of men
Pinkie Quest part... 6?
>>13780795Even if rainbow dash grows into an even bigger cunt than before.>HEY TWILIGHT BRO CAN I CRASH IN YOUR CASTLE>LIKE, I HAD AN AWESOME PARTY LAST NIGHT AND MY ROYAL CHAMBERS ARE TOTALLY TRASHED
>>13780802> getting angry at Sent for wanting to archive Pinkie Quest> my tits and uterus are ANGRY!WowWwwwooowwwww
>>13780802Keep forcing it, maybe it'll catch on some year.
>>13780810he's too busy adding dicks to everythingcheck his tumblr
>>13780824It's about principle, something I know you don't understand.
>>13780811She doesn't seem to invite her friends over very much, let alone to party hearty, but I guess if they all get Cloud Walking traits that might change.
>>13780745Can camels be Berbers instead. They're too cute not include in head-cannon races in my opinion.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_xKK6beECU
This comic is great
>>13780782there's 0 chance of this scenario ending with pony getting a date, isn't there
>>13780841>You creep me out so hard if I were a woman I'd use my genitals as a sigil to place a restraining order on you with no indication of danger to myself or loved onesThose are some 'principles,' mate.
>>13780846>this camel and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNignQx-6Lw on the show>they form a bandwould you go to their show MLPG
>>13780799Yeah, something like that.I also still don't get how the scourge roaming around on their own is more dangerous than the scourge under a skilled commander who tries to take over the world.Though what pissed me off the most is that they didn't let Sylvannas have her revenge.Blizzard sucks ass when it comes to finishing off villains anyway though, The ending of Deathwing was fucking retarded, too."Not that we have fulfilled our purpose we lost our powers." Seriously? Your purpose was to defeat Deathwing? That was some mighty shitty plan from the Titans then, they could have just not given Neltharion his powers if they already knew what would happen.
>>13780844>Rainbow Dash's first response to all of them becoming alicorns is to have a huge party at her cloud house>Pinkie is miffed that she didn't get to suggest it first
>>13780853It might be my favorite so far
>>13780720I don't do this stuff much, thanks for the tip.
>>13780858Fuck that, I'm going to drag pony out of bed and take her bowling.
>>13780858So you just now realized this
>>13780892Pony hides in the bathroom and barricades the door
>>13780858>Anon is determined to show pony a good time>Anon gears up, storms pony's home, kidnaps her and takes her out to dinner
>>13780674>>13780681Pony sees the letter and nervously opens it. Pony later tries to pretty herself up to see if it will give her courage to try again.
>>13780909>Pony faints from fear
>>13780875> Pinkie makes pains to outdo Dash's at the next party, with double the streamers and nothing but the BEST buttercream frosting on the cakes, a full four-piece band to take requests> All she hears all night is "MAN these are kind of like the crepes Dash had," "This dance floor is a little bigger than Dash's," and "Whooee I'm glad this punch is a little stronger than Dash's tutti fruiti."> This one breaks her - "SEVEN PARTS SUGAR TO ONE PART TUTTI. IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO DO THIS. NOW DO I NEED TO CRANK THIS PARTY UP TO 11? BECAUSE WE ARE AT. AN. EIGHT."
what the fuck is O&O
>>13780882You creep me out to the point where, if I had tits and a uterus, I'd be finding out how to get a restraining order against you. Go fuck yourself off a pier, taintshoes.
>>13780909>in power armor>he needed it to get through the steel door>and live through the boobie traps
>>13780921>pony is passed out at the table>anon eats his meal, pays and leaves>pony slung over his shoulder and he carries her to the movie theater
>>13780927Orcs & Owls
>>13780877I normally hate high school and romance stories but I really fucking love this comic
>>13780917I tell pony she looks great
>>13780927pony D&Dgo read the comicit's on yayponies in the books section
>>13780902Too bad, I'm dating Rose anyway.
>>13780928Hello there, [ - ], my old friend ...
>>13780927Orcas & Ogres
>>13780927 D&D game that shows up in the latest issue of the mlp comics
Celestia and Luna are dying. They're dividing the kingdom and turning it into a loose confederationApplejack and Pinkie Pie rule over the Earth Ponies from PonyvilleRarity rules over the Unicorns from CanterlotFluttershy rules over the rural unsettled areas as the representative of the non-Pony/dragon/gryphon population of EquestriaRainbow Dash rules over Cloudsdale and the PegasiTwilight Sparkle rules as the last PrincessIt's up to them and their friendship to tie Equestria together and hopefully find a way to keep everyone divided but unitedWhy the fuck did I type that out? Why am I posting it? What's wrong with me? Fuck this, I'm going to bed.
>>13780930it's not power armor anonit was a robot suit
>tfw no horse cartoon Infinity Engine gameTHERE ARE SIX CHARACTER SLOTSTHERE ARE SIX CARTOON HORSESWHY HAS SOMEONE NOT MADE THIS GAME YET
>>13780936> Not Orks & Owlbears
>>13780960because infinity engine sucks
>>13780930>"How are you still alive?!">"Invulnerable saves."
>>13780967>i was dead in the late 90s and early 2000s
>>13780941Pony says that it's nothing special, she just felt like wearing it...
>>13780972>power armor>invuln saves
>>13780874Deathwing was just a pawn of the Old Gods. They knew in order to truly defeat him, the other four aspects had to throw all their power at him. It was never about "Hurr destroy the world with Deafwing." It was "Let's screw over the aspects so when we truly are at our end game, they can't stop us.If I may quote Tzeentch: Just as planned
>>13780969It's so obvious
>>13780969Those polo players are really REALLY gayI'll assume there's art out there of trap Poindexter, but I'm not gonna be the one to look it up and post it
>>13780884Did you bucket fill the first picture?If yes, do this instead if you use SAI:1. Open the picture with the inks.2. Layer -> Luminance to Transparency3. Create a new layer below the original one4. color on the new layer
>>13780977they were terrible then and they are terrible now
>>13780988I was thinking of terminator armor
>>13780960You should make it.
>>13780999>implying I can into programming
>>13780992Either that or Poindexter can pass REALLY well
>>13780996Even then, most traps are AP4 at best, so that 3+ is more than sufficient
>>13780991Does that say gygax as in DnD creator or gygay as in gay for guys?
IT'S NOT POWER ARMOR, KINZIE
>>13780989The Dragon Aspects said that they fulfilled their purpose though. Which means that the Titans gave them their powers specifically to defeat Neltharion ones he turns into Deathwing.
>>13780987if that's nothing special, I can only imagine how pretty she must look when it IS something specialso...is pony free on Friday? there's a new movie coming out and I thought...maybe...
>>13781010The former. The ONE of the creator of DnD.
>>13780991>Lawful EvilReally dude... really?
>>13781012>translucent hornswhat in the fuck
>>13781028he's terrible at OnO
>>13781028What's wrong with lawful evil?
>>13781033He's more of a Hyperwars Fantasy Battle/Hyperspace Hyperwars kind of guy
>>13781035>lawful evil elf pegasus bard
>>13781032Kev thought it was neat.
Sketch for Anon because I'm not sure how much longer I can work on this. I don't know if this is sexy or not, sorry.
>>13780994No, it wasn't bucket filled, I used a new layer for each color and used the original as the top layer with a blending option set to "darker color".
>>13781039I could see pony in the reflections on my monitor.And then she would have lost. I'm sure I could turn around and tackle her quicker than she could escape.
>>13780991>that character sketchactually kind of cute
>>13781033He's only there to live out his fetishes.
>>13781056UNF UNF GHOST PONIES UNF
>>13781056enjoy your 60 seconds of shame and #beef
>>13781050you know who else was lawful evil
>>13781026Pony s-says she is...
>>13781050I am sure that nerd was setting up that pony to be a whore of the party. For god sake, he even drew an art of her.
>>13781012I dunno why, but I always think "oh wait, right, kev does this" to myself whenever I come this sort of stuff from him.
>>13781065u-unf. I want to rub that belly violently.It's definitely sexy - though you could make her bite her lower lip and have the eyes closed a little bit more.
>>13781070Hush, Anon. It'll be over in a minute.
>>13781065WHAT PONY IS THAT?
>>13781076Poindexter is the "That Guy" of the group
>>13781070actually if you post no pic then post a pic the timer between those posts is 30 seconds
>>13781095is one of the guy's name seriously 8-bit?
>>13781092It's Celestia.>>13781086Can do. I'm not all that great at this, so every bit of advice helps.
>>13781020I believe their purpose was to stop the Hour of Twilight from happening. The Old Gods used Deathwing as a feint, if I may use that word, for them to use their power prematurely.The Titans probably had no idea that Neltharion would go batshit. Or if they did they thought that the chance of that happening was so low it was negligible. So really, Old Gods are now just biding their time again to fuck shit up.
>that feel when no based Lying Pony
>gaffer's spanking fetish
>>13781035Evil characters are usually controlling, egotistical, and has no respect for things that don't fall within their view. They rarely work in a prolonged group setting. Only thing that makes evil characters work is manipulation to gain, a stronger force telling them to cooperate, or they have no other option.
>>13781112"That guy"is terrible at everything and a creepy asshole"that guy"'s character makes the other guy's half sergal half dragon married-to-a-kobold rogue look like a well played character
>>13781110Oh gosh, that last panel is adorable.
>>13781137They will sacrifice the group in order to get what they want.
>>13781074that's...that's great!so...I'll pick pony up at 7?
>>13781111>Gaffer's sex betting fetish
>>13781111>he spanks Poindexter>Poindexter doesn't really like it, but at least he's getting attention and being treated like a chick
>>13781119>>13781127Thank you both. Have a pony for my gratitude.
>>13781144so he becomes the new BBEGwhat's the issue here
>>13781131It wouldn't even take too much. Just make a pony whose cutiemark means that he/she detects all lies.
Hey look new banners
>>13781144And this guy is playing a bardHe'd probably kill you to buy a new lute. But only if he could frame you for sexual harassment. Which he would.
>>13781159THAT PONY IS WATERED DOWN
>>13781151What's a sex betting fetish
>>13781172Big Bad Evil Guy.Do you even /tg/, son?
>>13781172Big bad evil guyhttp://1d4chan.org/wiki/Big_Bad_Evil_Guy
>>13781172Big Bad Evil Guy>>13781178>implying framing would be necessaryguilty as charged
>>13781172Big Beautiful Equestria Girl
>>13781181"Loser has to give the winner a blowjob" type stuff
>>13781193same thing really
>>13781181Want to play a game of chess?I beat you every time, GafferWanna bet I can beat you? Loser blows the winner.
>>13781193you're dead to meI hope you never get into the goat tower
I hope Shining Armor returns the favor to all his buddies. I hope he wasn't one of those guys who constantly complains about never going on dates or having a girlfriend to his friends.
>>13781201And Gaffer loses on purpose?Unf..
>>13781180Then put her in a fridge or feed her the right food.>>13781184>>13781188>>13781189You know, its times like these I wish I could have try a DnD game in my adolescent years.
>>13781193I think that is the most horrifying abbreviation you could have possibly come up with
>>13781205But AnonI'm already there.
>>13781162Then he is no longer part of the group and the game becomes divided. Turns into PvP instead of PvE. I've tried to play Evil campaigns and it turns into a big dick fest to see who can out fuck who. And whoever can be the biggest most manipulative bastard wins since he is on top and everybody else is either dead or can no longer play. It's a flavor of gaming that a lot of people don't like.
>new characters>instead of discussing their background and story>lets turn everything into fetishes insteadya there was always fetish talk about new characters but now it is ONLY fetish talk
>>13781209Maybe not on purposeAt least not every timeUnless it's Shining Armor, then it's always on purpose
>>13781209nah, that would be lameHe enjoys both winning and losing but sometimes he bites off a bit more than he can chew
>>13781206First off:>every thread until you like itSecond off:UnfThirdly:>you will never be there when another smartass anon tells her just that>you will never see her follow through on that threat>you will never rub that anon filled gut
>>13781216I do my best, thank you.
Pony saw this gif and now wants to rip off your arms
>>13781208I JUST WANT TO SEE THEM ADD A PAGE WHERE HIS BROS WOULD ATTEND HIS WEDDING!
>>13781233That's how we discuss new characters. We figure out their sex lives and work our way backwards.
>>13781233Their background and story is "ugly nerds that play DnD and make comments that could be taken sexually"
>>13781233>canon stallion putting on mare clothes>expecting us to not go full homofagcry harder
>>13781250That would be great
>>13781214I think some MLPGers is setting up a few tabletop games in the sub.
>>13781233It's really fun thoughNot even to unf. I like coming up with original stuff for each character.
>>13781208just being friends with SA who is married to the princess would get all of them endless horse pussy.that is, if SA didnt leave behind his nerd friends when he became popular and royalty (this is what it looks like happened so far)
>>13781250>not a page where they have a giant bachelors orgy before the big day
>>13781248My arms don't come offI'm not an alien
>>13781272>a page>not an entire issue
>>13781208I hate how he's *such a nerd xD* character now.Would be a lot cooler if he was actually a hard working stallion who worked his way up in ranks. Now he probably just became Captain of the Guards cause he was shagging a Princess.
>>13781249alright!I'll see pony then!
>>13781248>Captain N reboot with a cameo by the Ice Climbers
>>13781253Is that what we did with Derpy, Lyra, and Bonbon?
>>13781248what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckwhat is this
>>13781268I am aware of that. Its just not the same like the first time. The time that I miss.
>>13781248This is why I can't like anime. It's so melodramatic. So concentrated that the taste is cheezy and boring.
>>13781292Derpy, noLyra and Bon Bon, yes
>>13781295Birdy the Mighty.It's really good.
>>13781233Gotta agree a little bit. I don't usually mind it, but c'mon guys, literally no speculation about what their campaigns are like or something?>>13781261 has got a point though.
>>13781258>look it's a pony with a human hairstyle and no personality>let's all waifu her!
>comic talkYeah, perfect time fr me to be actually be productive outside the computer.
>>13781295Birdy the MightyJust another gore-ish Japanese anime.Good shit, man
>>13781311>luna>no personalityanon pls I know you don't watch the show but don't tell everyone about it
>>13781281Pony goes home and freaks out.
>>13781310We just speculated about pondexter ruining their campaigns because he plays a female lawful evil elf bard with wings.
Did Shining Armor rise through the ranks of the Royal Guard on merit, or due to his relationship with Cadence?
>>13781280He's carrying an ROTC book on the cover.
>>13781318instead of leaving you should tell us all about how you're leaving!that'll show us!
Whats her fetish?
>>13781271>Have idea for a fanfic>"Expands," into the show, showing glimpses at stuff that's happening elsewhere>Shining's bachelor party>Had idea that Shining's best friend from college is based off Takua>If I ever got around to it, would add them as wellI wrote the first chapter... it's 60 pages. Though the text is at an 18, I through about making the text smaller
>>13781346weird things up her butt
>>13781337Most likely the former, but probably a little of both>>13781346stuffing
>>13781346A plethora of dicks up the butt
>>13781337Considering his age it can't really be merit or time in serviceUnless the guard just boots out all its veterans or something
pony matt ward was chrysalis all along
>>13781337If anything it'd be the fact that his sister is Celestia's personal prodigy
>>13781337They were probably gave a choice between shining armour and bluebloodthey would have chosen the wooden training dummy, but his term in office ended already
>>13781346She's a feeder
i am iron man
>>13781363Well, he did shield the entire capitol by himself. So he at least has that going for him.
>>13781363There are no old Royal GuardsNot since the Great Pony War
>>13781368What if Blueblood is the best god damn warrior in all of Equestria?
>>13781363We haven't seen old guards at all
>>13781348>>Had idea that Shining's best friend from college is based off TakuaYou and I are niggasI really want to see this fic now.Do continue to work on it.
>>13781401Who do you think /r/ed that pic?
>>13781330is she going to be alright?maybe she should confide in her friends. I'm sure they'll encourage her
>>13781390I hope we see more of Blueblood, but I acknowledge that my dreams of an all stallion side-cast will never happen
>>13781390>Blueblood>beign good at getting his hands dirtywe're talking about the same guy from Best Night Ever, right?
>>13781337SA does have marysue spell shield powers. being married to the princess also meant he could do whatever he wanted so when he was going through the military school he never had to give up his surfer way of speaking or lifestyle because everyone was kissing his ass.
>>13781335You know what? That's true.I'm sorry, I messed up.>>13781337I sure as hell hope merit. I'm sure his special talent in shield spells had something to do with it, at leastI bet sometimes he wonders that himself. He THINKS he's earned it, but can he really be sure? Who would tell him otherwise if that were not the case?
>>13781397They're all defending Equestria's borders from invasions.
>>13781397In the age range we are talking there is no visible difference, going by examples we have seen in ponyvilleWe seem to only have foals, fillies/colt, generic teenage to retirement age and then geriatric, as far as whats visually represented. Unique characters can be an exception. IE the background guards could be any age as they only have one puppet base
>>13781422Pony doesn't need her friends, they would make fun of her! Pony spends the time before you get there to make things perfect.
>>13781429>marysue spell shield powersit's his special talent, that's hardly marysueish.Mary sueish would be having a mark in "everything ever, and also everybody loves her because she's so special"please stop abusing the term, god knows it's had a hard life
>>13781426He's clean at fancy parties, dirty on the battlefield
>>13781417niceI still regret not doing the thread justice when I made the gif version
>>13781429>marysueStop using terms you don't know the meaning of
>>13781424It's not illegal if they can't say no.
Wait but in the show Rarara flirted with Poindexter.
>>13781449make fun of her? they don't sound like very good friends...
>>13781465Just to swindle him
>>13781429His shield powers are irrelevant anyway to being captain of the guard. That would be like choosing the Air Force chief of staff based on who the best fighter pilot is
>>13781451>>13781456being the only pony in the entire pony army to have that power is pretty marysue
>>13781454Except thats stupid and against pretty much the only canonical representation of his characteryou could try pinning him in the zeplin navy simply because all the pegusi guards are hopefull for a Hindenburg when he is on one
>>13781476FS confirmed for not watching Independence DayThe President was a fighter pilot and he was an excellent leader
>>13781479That's because literally every other guard ever is either a pegasus or earth pony
>>13781480I guess if you're stupid enough to take it seriously, it's a cartoon show after all. Anything can happen.
>>13781454I like to think he's trained in fighting, even if he's never had a real fight in his life.I mean, fuck he's in good shape. How do you think he maintains it, sitting around with his hoof up his ass?
I'll just assume that Shining Armor performed a series of heroic acts while in service to Celestia prior to Luna returning until proven otherwise
I fucking hate rarity
>>13781513...yesI hate my fetishes sometimesbut yes, I would
>>13781424A corpse is not a person, legally. Although others might see it as disrespectful. I remember that the movie Wanted is different from the comic in that one scene where instead of shooting slabs of meat, they dug up corpses and made him shoot them.
>>13781424Rose is one fucked up pony
Chrysalis sabotaged Shining Armor's marriage by doing something with her tongue that Cadence would never do/is biologically incapable of doing
>>13781518>SA was sent to his first assignment as soldier>"THIS IS JUST LIKE MY O&O GAME!"
>>13781513ugh yesfuck you
Where the fuck's the marker?
>>13781479Not only have we not seen any other ponies in the pony army, but no, that's not.>>13781514My DM is a very serious martial arts and LARPing guy, for no other real reason than that he enjoys them.Fun fact: boffer swords still hurt.
i fartedCaptcha: gases ntspey
>>13781541Everyone is scared because WAAAAH MUH TRIPCODE
>>13781513I would be scared of objectifying her and try my best to not let my fetishes overpower basic respect. But yes, I would.
what if pony started yelling out the names of their attacks during fights
>>13781528Fuck off rarity. Applepone is best pone
>>13781561stop being retarded, anon
>>13781555Is your DM ripped?
>>13781566>I would be scared of objectifying her and try my best to not let my fetishes overpower basic respect. haha what
Am I a furry if I would fuck a shark girl
>>13781533All that heavy-duty LARPing on the weekends payed off, also:"SHINING ARMOR! We need a series of randomized numbers between 1 and 20 quick!"
>>13781555we saw everything at the wedding. celestia said she called in everyone because of the changling invasion
>>13781572Oh god. More like this please
>>13781301I can't like anime because it's always teen girls arguing about their boobs.
>>13781489Pony jumps at the sound. All of her emotions go into overload as she steadies herself before the door. Pony opens the door. She is wearing something simple.
>>13780810Yeahthere's 5 parts to it already, and anon still needs to finishso that's what'll be happening tonight
>>13781585"We'd need some sort of super-computer to generate a random numbers like that!"
>>13781601She didn't need no booklearnin'Besides, everyone knows that Applejack is illiterate
>>13781572>no AJ>but le Derpy XDBrony, please.
Man of constant sorrow
>>13781576DON'T JUDGE ME!
>>13781600pony looks cuteis she ready to go?
>>13781586MY ANUS IS BLEEDIIIIIIIIIIIIING
>>13781590there is a whole set of panty shot pics from the artist but i dont have them on hand
>>13781612Applejack doesn't need no fancy edumakajuns. She has a farm to work and a family to support.
http://derpibooru.org/437118this is fucking hilarious
>>13781575I'm not sure, I've never checked. But the sword's pretty heavy so probably.Why?I've got a hunch why you're asking but I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt
>>13781616No I mean likeI don't understand whatcha mean
>Sweetie Belle will never gleefully rub her runny filly cunny all over your nude body until you look like a glazed donut, and smell like a fishmonger's
>>13781599Wouldn't you go raw after a short time making love to her?I mean, shark skin is rough Like sandpaper I believe, and wouldn't that be uncomfortable as fuck?
>>13781609I beg to differ.
>>13781615he's seen trouble all his days
>>13781588There was a shield up in the Celestia mini, or was it her casting that?Maybe he had soldiers helping him maintain it? We really don't know that much about the makeup of Equestria's military, or even if they ever USE those pikes they're shown with.
>>13781624i am not laughing
>>13781646I'm pretty sure Celestia made that shield
>>13781615>that one glitchy frame with the eye
>>13781633only in one direction. shark skin basically covered with microscopic tooth-like scales
>>13781630>sweetie belle will never pick her nose with her prehensile vagina thingy right in front of you
>>13781633and god help you if she wants to give you head
>>13781625Going by what I said >>13781514, I just wanted toknow how strong/ripped/whateveryouwanttouse someone could get just from martial arts practice.
>>13781659>prehensile vagina thingy
>>13781608Finally, it's my time to shine!
>>13781666He probably has a strong physical regiment in general
RAVING ROVER'S USED PONIESONLY MILDLY SLUTTY
Do you guys think that Pinkie Pie is sexy?
>>13781633Basically, yeah. But it's not like I'd really want to have sex with a shark, I don't even find other anthro shark arts attractive rather than just Mayhem's
>>13781626It's really dumb. I have a fear of not treating a person as a person.
>>13781701The cute, innocent yet very pleasure-centered kind of sexy, yes.
>>13781646Well even princess Cadence was able to project a city covering energy shield, so I would imagine Celestia could do her one better if pressed
>>13781701She's second in my list of being sexy.
>>13781617Pony is ready. What movie are you going to see?
>>13781666>>13781680Oh, yeah, duh. Really should have figured, yeah.Pretty sure he's rippedish. Sword seriously weighed a bunch, was basically a PVC club wrapped in colorful duct tape.
>>13781711>anon will never objectify you>he will never scratch your ears and call you a good pony
>because mlpg gave me buff fluttershy muscle fetish>i sat through 4hrs of this competitionhttp://streaming.bodybuilding.com/2013-olympia-webcast/index.html?videoName=friday-night-figure-prejudging-replay
>>13781701All of my yes
>>13781675Well that works, too.
>>13781742Oh no I'll do that, but only if that's what she wants. I couldn't force someone to do something they don't want to do.
>>13781624>nurse costumeright in the fetish. do you know source for this?
What if changelings had shark skin
>>13781772 Tell me anon. Who do you think is the sexiest pony then?
>>13781802NOevery pony and pony like creature has soft squishy rubbery skin and no one can tell me otherwise
>>13781802I would be less open to cuddling them
What are they talking about MLPG?
>>13781836luna's broken spine
You guys did not notice a stallion taking a sip from your cup.
>>13781836Celestia is worried about how large Luna has grown
>>13781850I was gonna debate you on that, but then I saw the angle of her shoulders. Her head can rotate that far around, but not her shoulders.
>>13781803my dilemma is that i love sweaty unwashed after workout body smellbut i also love clean fresh out of the shower smell
>>13781860That's adorable.Who cares, anyway? It's not like I'm gonna get cooties or some shit.
>>13781860Bap stallion on the nose.
>>13781860stallion could have just asked
>>13781878My dilemma is that I hate bestiality and furries but want to plunge my dick into twilight sparkle's ponut
>>13781728this onethough there are other movies playing if she thinks that one sounds too intense
>>13781842>not enough contrast between the mane and tail hair
>>13781903>watch Gravity with Princess Luna>what happens
>>13781906HOW DID YOU MISS THE INFLATING AND DEFLATING THIGHS
>>13781850its best if you just assume the ponies on the show have a hybrid human/horse spine
>>13781903How are the reviews for that? Seeing the trailer in theaters was absolutely intense but afterwards i got thinkin' about how was the plot really gonna progress and would it be entertaining besides the whole "lost in space" thing
>>13781862...and LLLLUNA'S GETTING LLLARGER!
>>13781934No spineOnly marshmallow flesh
>>1378193595% on Rotten Tomatoes
>>13781922>she takes one look at the space suits>under her breath she murmurs>"here comes another chinese earthquake"
>>13781945whoa holy shitsold
Pony shaved off all her fur except for her mane to make herself more attractive to you
>>13781903Pony has not seen this movie. She agrees to do whatever you want to do.
>>13781922remember that one greentext about watching horror movies with Celestia?pretty much exactly like that>she clings to you for the entire movie>you whisper in her ear>"Don't let go.">she tightens her hold
Why would you force fascism onto pony? Don't you know that pony loves her freedom?
>>13781961Pony is very silly and I appreciate the gesture.
>>13781943i had an awful nightmare the other night where i was trying to cuddle in bed with a pony but it was extremely uncomfortable with the boney legs and rough hooves and there is no position where it worked.
>>13781889Stallion nuzzle nuzzles his snout underneath your hand for a pet>>13781892Stallion rub his nose with his hooves and said he was sorry. He offer to get you a refill from the frigde.>>13781894Stallion was really thirsty.
>>13781973you have no idea how happy I would be to live in a fascist state under Celestia
>>13781965alright, lezdodis.and of course, what's a good movie without popcorn and a drink?one straw or two?
If you had to pick a different movie to watch with each of the main 6, what would it be?For example, you might pick Monsters Inc for Pinkie because the main twist at the end is "giggle at the ghosties" etc etc
>>13781983Pony hooves are canon soft>>13781991Stop degrading yourself, stallion. You're a grown man. Horse. Equivalent.
>>13781961http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2NhH6XnSyg>tfw its canon all of them are the same skin color under the furhow will you tell who is who???????
>>13781994Pony says t-that she'll get her own drink.
>>13781991Dude, what's up with you?It'll be your turn in a sec, quit bugging me or get better initiative.
>>13781992Wouldn't that be more of a monarchy/theocracy, depending on how hardcore the religion is?
>>13782012yeah, that's the one.>"Luna, it's just a movie.">"But it could happen! In real life!"
>>13781996>pinkie: a serbian film>fluttershy: green elephant>twilight: the thing>rarity: hannibal rising>rainbow dash: the fly>applejack: rescue at midnight castle
>>13781996http://imgur.com/u3XGtj7watch Drive with raritywhile highand nakedand eating papajahns pizza with extra garlic sauce
>>13782013is pony sure? snacks at movie theaters tend to be way overpriced
>>13782054I'd punch a kitten to be that intimate with Rarity.Especially if it Opal. Fuck Opal.
>>13782054>likes Drive and raritytheres no need to be anon dovne
>>13782049>rescue at midnight castleCruel.
>>13782001Stallion just want to be playful after a long shift of guarding a castle. His wife is too busy being pretty for the presses and this other friends are too busy at the moment.>>13782020Stallion decided to wait and kill some time by reading your diary/journal. He chuckled at every entries you wrote.
>>13782083i don't have a journalstallion that's your journalstupid stallion
>>13782083oh that's ithe's getting his mane ruffled
>>13782083>Stallion decided to wait and kill some time by reading your diary/journal. He chuckled at every entries you wrote.I murder the stallion in a fit of rage
>>13782054Big futa mare cocks is hot, but being under an influence of drugs isn't. I would want her, not an altered state.
>>13782083I'd ask stallion if he saw the multiple, explicit, detailed drawings of stallion and stallion on the back pages of the diary
>>13782111>being under an influence of drugs isn'tyou really should try it some timestoned cuddling is very nice
>>13782072Pony can use her own bits, it's fine. One drink isn't going to last a whole movie anyway...
>>13782125DON'T REPLYONLY BAD THINGS WILL HAPPEN
>>13782111>>13782125nah i agree with no drugs anonthe only exception i can make is being consentually drugged to fall asleep, and having someone fuck me awake
>>13782083>Stallion decided to wait and kill some time by reading your diary/journal.Ok, now that's actually weird. You're freaking me out. Before you do anything else freaky, I'll choose B-4. Your move.
>>13782083Ask stallion if he has interesting stories about guarding.Also, why is he still personally guarding, anyway?
>>13781842THE FUCKDoes she have lungs in her ass or something?
Tell me a story
>>13782145but he's wroooooong
>>13782158Once upon a time, there was an OC that was so ugly, everyone died!The End
fun game:go to derpibooru, search "button's mother" and try to find a picture that isn't upvoted beyond levels of absurdity compared to the quality of the image
>>13782141fair enough.alright, let's get ourselves some good seats.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiTiKOy59o4
>>13782158I don't usually call things heresy, but that's heresy.
>>13782158One hot summer's day a Fox was strolling through an orchard till he came to a bunch of Grapes just ripening on a vine which had been trained over a lofty branch. "Just the thing to quench my thirst," quoth he. Drawing back a few paces, he took a run and a jump, and just missed the bunch. Turning round again with a One, Two, Three, he jumped up, but with no greater success. Again and again he tried after the tempting morsel, but at last had to give it up, and walked away with his nose in the air, saying: "I am sure they are sour."
you satyr son wants to play football
>>13782190That Fox's name?/v/
>>13782100Stallion pointed his hooves on the cover of the journal. It say "Anon's Diary" with a little heart on the dot of the letter "i".>>13782101Stallion blushes when you ruffle his mane. He kind of likes it.>>13782103Stallion says it was worth it.>>13782122Stallion didn't finish the the diary, so he just shrug.>>13782150Stallion didn't see any chess board lying around and gave a confused look.>>13782154Stallion told you his guarding job for an hour. You did not bother to keep yourself awake from his boring story. I am pretty such the job's pay was decent for him to continue working as a guard.
>>13782204I don't see any problems with that
>>13782204okay, here's a live grenade with the pin out. catch!
>>13782208...Any Shining Armor x Anon fics out there?
>>13781996Pinkie: The Naked GunFluttershy: March of the PenguinsTwilight: AlienRarity: The ButlerDash: Pacific RimApplejack: O Brother, Where Art Thou
>>13782214>the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
>>13782230yes, that's the jokegood job, anon!
>>13782208That's a different anon. That one over there. In the ill-fitting skirt.
>>13782229>Not watching Top Gun with Dashpleb
>>13782208It's BATTLESHIP.BATTLESHIP.C'mon, man, focus, are you telling me you've never played this before?Are you ok? ...That thing about your wife earlier, is everything OK with her?>>13782229>Applejack: O Brother, Where Art ThouYou are my niggest nigga, truly and purely.Next time he does requests I'm going to get Goat to draw Big Mac being a Dapper Dan man.
Would you shag a cow?http://25.media.tumblr.com/8cfa0971747484a6673b0b504b81f86a/tumblr_mtur2dB4bO1rdkgsno1_1280.jpg
>>13782237I'll have you know this skirt fits perfectlyjust look at this range of motion I've got
>>13782256In a heartbeat, will she moo for me?
>>13782254But where would he find Dapper Dan products? It's not like there's a Dapper Dan pony with mane and tail product.
>>13782186Pony is enthralled by the movie and all her focus goes toward watching it.
>>13782265Read the sign dummy, mooing is 500!
>>13782256Girls being treated as cows is my fetish, but i hate that its always coupled with retardo huge breasts. Like i can take big boobs, but natural big boobs
>>13782208Why didn't I try? Dang, don't want him to think I totally don't give a shit (it's just good manners), try and bring up...whatever name I caught before blacking out.
>>13782275>implying flim and flam aren't dapper dan men
>>13782278>she's enjoying itsuccess!maybe at one point we'll both reach for the popcorn at the same time and my hand will brush against her hoof
>>13782290>Flim and Flam actually have another brother>Dapper Dan actually went into legitimate business, and outsells the other two exponentially.
>>13781346Lace doilies.> literally an hour later
>>13782301Bits and/or milliliters.
>>13782256Yes, but only if she wants it.
>>13782225Stallion is getting weird out by this...>>13782237Stallion thinks you were the only on the room. He looks around and....>>13782259.....Stallion got spook and back away farther from both of you.>>13782254Stallion apologize and mention that he is alright! He mention that his wife was alright but he want to spend time with you.>>13782287Stallion understand your dilemma and said that if its his turn on the computer.
>>13782306Pony jumps and the popcorn goes all over the floor! Pony apologizes and says she'll leave to get some more...
Afternoon, gentlemen.I'm taking votes on my next course of action regarding the possible re-do of Cute "Quest" with a lead in to Puff Private Eye Quest-thing, for those interested.http://strawpoll.me/479366/I still plan on doing other things, but I've gotten the itch to run something and I'm curious who is interested in what and so on.Thanks for your time and have a great day!
>>13781935>>13781945>>13781957I saw it and the first 20 minutes are okay, then like an hour and a half trying to get her back to earth.She lives.The show is carried well enough by a single character in close quarters which is fineBut George Clooney gets almost insufferable "Up in the Air" levels of backstory and "quiet reflection"
Cancer killing MLPG:1. Drawfags2. Satyrs3. Bat ponies4. Fanfiction5. Comic dumps6. 4chan cup7. People who think they know what belongs in the thread when they don't8. Prudes
>>13782358/q/ pls go
>>13782349What's a mystery quest?
>>13782358The irony of number 7 is side splitting.
>>13782371Mystery/Adventure Quest. Basically the main character being a mystery solver/adventurer of sorts.I hadn't come up with a name for it, so I just called it Mystery Adventure Quest for the time being. Sorry for not being specific.
>>13782392Starring Puff as a hardboiled detective, right?
>>13782354>actual spoilers in spoilertagsDAMMIT.Though honestly I was expecting as much.
>>13782327I dunno, man, you sounded kinda bitter before... whatever.It's your move, you know.
>>13782358I bet you don't even like pony.I BET YOU HATE PONY.DON'T YOU.
>>13782397Yes, or if we re-do Cute "Quest", the main character of that should he be renamed/remade.
>>13782404pony is the pony killing pony
>>13782334don't worry about it, pony. we've burned through a ton already. I dunno if we could eat a whole nother batch.and it looks like there's still some that stayed in the bag.besides, she doesn't want to miss anything, does she? she looked like she was really entranced.
>>13782420We need pony to prescribe some drugs to keep MLPG alive.I recommend Ponydoctin, AlMaredin, Ponyhol, or MuskyStallionBalls,
>>13782458Pony must have slipped me drugs already, because her eyes have hearts in them and I'm pretty sure that's not normal.
>>13782458>you will never struggle with addiction to MSB
>>13782403Stallion say A-5. You and Stallion had a blast with Battleship for an hour. Stallion gotten a bit tired and makeshift a bed just so he could nap. You went on your business and posted stuff in this thread.
>>13782458I could use a hit of MuskyStallionBalls right about now. But I wanna get wrecked, what do you think would be the best means of administration? Snort or plug?
>>13782401Hopping from capsule to capsule and basically hitching a ride home using the Chinese knockoff of Skylab was a nice touch, butI cannot express to you how much bullshit it was to have her operate well at all after that much time in space. Your muscles don't waste quite that much on an average shuttle flight but after a day or two your brain cannot into gravity for a while. Most astronauts need minor occupational therapy for lack of a better term to get back to the She might have been able to float back to shore or sort of take a breather, but instead she's doggy-paddling and even walking up the beach.
>>13782490huffin' or nothin'
>>13782470>"Ooooh, sounds like you might need eyedrops for that, Anon.">"But let's see if a kiss makes it better."
>>13782499*get back to the norm
>>13782442Pony says the movie is good and that she is enjoying herself. Pony asks if you are too.
>>13782499Oh no, I'm not reading that.I'm seeing that movie in a week and I intend to enjoy it.
>>13782491this is a wonderful combination of unf and cuteI bet that pony smells very nice too
>>13782517Your choice to watch two hours of sweaty closeups and George Clooney stealing the show from the "empowered" female lead.
>>13782515of course. the movie's awesome.and it's even better because I get to see it with her.
>>13782490Inhalation over high heat, so as to enhance the potency.Dont' worry about burning them, they're already boiling hot.
>>13782507No, pony. I don't want you catching whatever I've got.
Sunshine is a better 'stranded in space' movie than that thing
>>13782544It really is.
>>13782358even though i like it, if all fetish discussion was banner here i would be fine with it
>>13782530>sweaty closeups>saying that like it's a bad thingyou do realize where we are, right?
>>13782552No, no, not the FUN kind. Like Gwenyth Paltrow seizing and dying in "Contagion" sweaty closeups. For two hours.
>>13782491>cutie markWait a minute, is that Loiro?Since when has she been a stallion?
>>13782551Like that joke wasn't run into the ground forever ago.
>>13782491This is actually pretty hilarious. Took me a second to notice it was r63 Lyra though for some reason.We need more stallion stuff in general
>>13782562He's always been a stallion on the inside, he just wasn't able to afford the magic surgery
>>13782566The ruffled mane did look awfully like Shining's at first glance.
Chubby femRover bellyrubs.
>>13781747Any Buffershy greentexts to share?
>>13782577Yeah that is exactly who I thought it was at first
>>13782566What if that stallion stuff involved stallions in clothes?What if that stallion stuff involved stallions in pretty dresses?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=rPJAUliSkFYthe fuck is this shitmy eyes.my ears.
Am I the only one who thought Applejack was a guy at first?
>>1378262973% chance this is BCS
>>13782536Pony stares into your eyes while slowly running a hoof up your leg.
>>13782627I like to think that Shining Armor goes through Cadence's closet one faithful afternoon while she was gone.
>>13782633I think so.
>still no S4
>>13782676>Luna will never throw a fit and poop on your wall
>>13782676>no shit on the wall
>>13782627Only if it is this guyEven if he does look better without
>>13782662>mfw this actually happened a couple of months agoth-the flashbacksI rest my hand on pony's hoof and kiss her.
>>1378267655 days left. Be strong.
>>13782669>implying his waifu doesn't dress him up every night, her own little doll to play with and rut senseless at the same time
>>13782690There's nothing wrong with heart sweaters!
Does pone like superheroes? Which superhero is pone's favorite?
>>13782687I would pick her up and hug her, telling that everything will be fine.Well, everything will be fine as soon as she removed the shit stain from my walls.
>>13782714Dash would like the FlashI have no idea about the others. I think Twilight would be the one to cause nerd arguments about power levels and stuff.
>>13782735is that tara strong?
>>13782710dom cadence and subby shiny is so unfespecially if she gets to play dress-up with him
>>13782697Pony releases her tensed held breath with a moan into your lips. She presses her warm body against you hard.
I want to marry this pony
did you brush your teeth today mlpg
>>13782768I want to see him grow up and be big like Macintosh
>>13782760hold pony.hold her close.run your fingers through her mane.
>>13782768You have to prove you're for sexual like he is, first.
>>13782754Most of the time it's just dress-up, with the occasional plugs or gags thrown in. When she gets really randy though... she locks the doors.
>>13782772Shes kinda retarded, isn't she?
>>13782768I want to film his brother fucking him in the ass.
>>13782775Cuddle him now until he becomes too big to cuddle, at which point, let him cuddle you.
>>13782784How can i prove that?
>>13782801what an excellent idea
>>13782804Kiss a pony.
>>13782783Pony melts in your arms. She suddenly straightens up and backs off. Pony has a scared look on her face. Pony runs out of the theater.
>>13782775Then he would look sorta like one of the pegasus tribe guards I suppose
pony just buzzworded
>>13782775>that effeminate colt>growing up to be anything but a girlyboy who somehow still gets all the mares
>>13782827Pony should stop being so impressionable and come up with their own ideas.
there is tl;dr at the bottom
>>13782818...p-pony?but...but why?follow her!pony wait!
>>13782806>filly plsThere's nothing in the world i'd rather than be the filly for Rumble.
>>13782845Looking good!I know it's supposed to be a lip-bite but I keep seeing the "Show them online!" face
>>13782862Haha, oh geez. I'll tweak that a bit, then.
>>13782845She looks so sof->lipbiteffffffffuckingunf
>>13782812Bring him to me and i will.
>>13782802Those tits have to be fake
>>13782868>>13782876Is lip biting that strong of a thing?
>>13782870That's not pank, she's not pank enough.
>>13782892I really love lip bites, but that's just personal preference.
>>13782891Just look me in the eyes hold still, my little pony.
>>13782892It's just a well-placed erotic touch.That said, keep it in!
>>13782845Man, she must LOVE Holiday Inn Express.
>>13782754>Three stallions sit at a table, toying with pencils and idly eating snacks.>Nobody talks. 8-bit glances at his watch.>A thud from behind a cardboard screen is heard as Gaffer's head falls to the table and he sighs.>Pointdexter picks his head off of his hooves>"This is the third time in a row he's been late. You know what's been keeping him up? That princess bitch. And to think, WE helped them hook up in the first place!">8-bit's eyes roll over to him slowly. He speaks, his voice muffled by the hoof holding his head up. "Shut up, man, you don't know that.">"Yes I do!" Point slams the table with both hooves. Gaffer gives an indistinct grunt. "And I bet they're having all kinds of, of, you know, weird SEX! Without us!">Gaffer looks at him over the screen. 8-bit's eyes bulge.>"Uh, that came out wrong.">Suddenly, the door opens and Shining walks in.>"Hey guys, sorry I'm late....">Point turns on him angrily. "There you are! Shiny, this is the THIRD TIME! We've gone through nearly two bags of hay fri-">Gaffer interrupts him. "What's that on your mouth?">Shining freezes on the way to his spot at the table. 8-bit's jaw drops. Point's eyes are bulging behind his glasses, looking at Armor's face. >Gaffer speaks slowly: "Is that... lipstick?"
>>13782812I'd kiss that ponybut she wouldn't kiss menot in a million years
>>13782802She also seems to like putting cameras inside her mouth.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQJ4xWqDaw8
>>13782921"We'll make you fabulous if it kills me."
>>13782830>>13782856Pony is at the front of the building, stifling a tear as she stands in the cool night air.
>>13782931and when I'm fabulous the mares will want me?
>>13782929I know what I'm masturbating to tonight!
>>13782936pony, what's wrong?
>>13782858>you will never be part of Rumble's filly harem
>>13782931> Rarity in crownsIs there much Celestia x Rarity out there?
>>13782938"Oh please, when I'm all done, even *I* will be able to appreciate you."
>>13782948B-BACK THE FUCK OFF?!
>>13782949Pony says that she is s-sorry, but she cannot be with you.
>>13782820It'd be a pretty good job too.I think it'd be funny if eventually he'd end up taller than his brother. Like that tan Pegasus bully from rainbooms height.
>>13782845>>13782845I REALLY HOPE IT IS PRINCESS CELEST
>>13782969> implying I don't have the lineart, the flats, and that shaded version
>>13782968h-huh?but...but I thought......why...? why can't we be together...?
Alright, which one would you rather serve under, /co/? General Shock or Admiral Awe? Shock is the unicorn, Awe is the pegasus.
>>13782965I'M SORRY I JUST NEEDED AN EASY REFERENCE
>Red Ribbon will never anally vore you
>>13782968Okay, this is some unfair bullshit. Don't corner pony, but confront her. What's going on?
>>13782982lightning magic is cool and all, but I gotta go with the pegasus
>>13782951Life is so cruel
>>13782974That would be especially hilarious considering how filly like he looks currently
>>13782980>>13782997Pony says she can't tell you but to trust her.
>>13782979I don't know how you'd have a flats version, since I don't remember making one.
>>13782990>anal vore>not unbirthtop pleb
>>13783002you'd like that, wouldn't youbuttfucker
>>13783014I'd like to fuck a femanon into her butt
>>13783014I would a fat butt.____________________
>>13783009is...is it because I'm different...?
>>13783011What's wrong Dash?
>>13782995all rarity cosplayers are
>>13782984That corner of your room looks exactly like mineNow I can imagine Celestia rolling around on my bed like that<3
>>13783027She wants someone to dry her
>>13783014I'd buttfuck red ribbon
>>13783012Nevermind, I guess it was this oneI lose my marbles with Celestia and Rarity maybe
>>13783008Does not. He looks like a real boy!
>>13783009Okay. Okay. For now, I trust her, but this isn't over. Pony deserves to be happy, and I hope she'll be free to pursue that soon.
Sorry, I just find vore to be the most bizarrely hilarious fetish. Almost as funny as brocolli-farts.
>raining>no pone to cuddle and watch it withKill me.
>>13783043>boycoltdammit, couldn't cancel in time
>>13783052also the worst one to have since no good artists exist
>>13783008It could happen!Same goes for PipButI can't imagine what an adult Featherweight would look like. Would he fill out or remain a stick figure Pegasus?
>>13783052I don't really get it either, but I'd let a pony eat me if I could respawn
>>13783035>hold up hair dryer against pone>she could easily fly around to dry her coat and mane up>she likes the warm air a lot more, but the lack of magic or fingers keep her from using a dryer>she's all poofy afterwards
>>13783026>>13783049Pony says that it isn't you. Pony likes you... a lot. And it scares her. She just can't.
>>13783061I'd say he's still thin as straw. Funnier that way.
pony should pony pony
>>13783057If one pony has raindrops as a cutie mark, and another has umbrellas, does that make them rivals or something?
>>13783061>he's as buff as snowflake
>>13783093no, they are buisness partners, in secretshe moves her umbrella stand next to "unscheduled" rainstorms
> Celestia wears white to the wedding> So does Rarity, an affair in lace and root-and-branch motif> But they both smile knowingly. It's all black silk and straps underneath
What's a good show to watch>watched all dan vs>watched all gravity falls>saw the episodes of wonder>Seen all poneWhat else is good?
would you rather get a clawjob or a pawjob from Gilda?
>>13783096Now that would be a laugh or two!
>>13783074but I'm scared too...I've never been in a relationship with a pony before. I don't know what will happen. what the other ponies will think.but I really like pony too...and even though I'm scared, I want to try my best to make it work...
>>13783118Kill la kill when it comes out
>>13783108how very clever of them
>>13783127I don't want to sexual Gilda at allI just want to lie in bed and snuggle up against her poofy feathers
>>13783069No. The picture you posted is more fitting.
>>13783118Sym-Biotic Titan.Oban Star Racers.Sam and Max.Littlest Pet Shop.
Gilda is not for sexual.Not because she's a mentally undeveloped cretin, but because she's got feathers.Feathers are insexual.
>>13783109>celestia in black lingerie If you'll excuse me for a second..
>>13783158can she still sit on my face?that would keep her feathers away from me
>>13783158it's like you've never fucked a harpy before
>>13783133Pony says you wouldn't like her once you got to know her. She shouldn't of even tried.
>>13783158Dashs feather isn't for sexual?
>>13783157>Littlest Pet Shopgoat pls nonot you
>>13783174Gilda sitting on your face, dragging her claws across your stomach, and slowly, agonizingly jacking you off with her tail
>>13783146Rainbow dash is not comfortable with how close those two are. She has no proof of misconduct though. But if she can't deal with it soon, this blatant violation of contract might even cost dash her job. those resources are being deliberately misused and the corruption scandal could ruin the good name of the ponyville weather team for ages.
>>13783204Ssh, ssh. If you close your eyes you can imagine the main character is Dash letting herself be a little girly.
>>13783204It's a fun, silly cartoon. It's not the best show ever or anything, but I enjoyed it. Season 2 soon.
>>13783202Ponyfeathers are neutral.
>>13783212>good nameyeah because that blizzard embargo eight years ago didn't destroy any credibility they had huh
>>13783046I just want to hug her
>>13783240i just want to rest my head against her chest.
>>13783239that was under the old managementDash has done good work to restore the image of ponyvilleEven if they only met minumum wingpower for the tornado duty, they did it with a far smaller number of ponies than any other place. per pony their efficiency is through the roof.
>>13783252no anonjust a hug will suffice
>>13783264the blue shirt in the back
>>13783264The smaller one.
I'm gonna call it a dayGood night, MLPG
>>13783206>you will never eat out her weird, cat-like vagina
Which civilization would pony play as?
>>13783259weather service is weather service.and where's Dash's answer to the misappropriation of rainbow juice?
>>13783277yeah, I'm out toosee you guys in a few hours I guess
>>13783198pony, don't say that!don't ever say that...pony came out with me tonight. even though she was scared. even though she panicked and ran away the first time she tried. even though she was worried that I wouldn't like her. she still tried again, and came with me. because she's a braver pony than she thinks she is.and I DO like her. I like pony a lot.and I want to spend more time with pony and get to know her even better...brush your thumb against her cheek and wipe away a tearand I think pony wants that too.
>>13783281they would get a nerd pony to make a pony mod and play as Equestria
What do I have to draw to gain tumblr/brony fame?
>>13783289The fillies responsible have been disciplined appropriately and are now prohibited from entering an area of 1500 feet around the ends of a rainbow
>>13782929I bet it's not just cameras what she likes to put in her mouth.