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>Whip it out so I can measure it darling

>>13756865
Ponies have to walk everywhere and I doubt pony would warm up to the idea of letting me ride them.

>>13756900
5"x5"

I don't even like sweets.

If a chocolate bar is under 85% cocoa or so I can't eat it. The taste makes me sick.

Cakes and pies make me nauseous for hours. I think my body is trying to tell me that pinkie is the worst pony.

>>13756865
One would never look good for the ponies since we're humans, not ponies.

>>13756909
Well she is
She's still great but the worst of the 6

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>>13756865
I would start getting ripped immediately
gotta seduce horses after all

> Anons in Equestria under siege by needy mares
They'd be the cutest sort of zombies
Hungering for dick

>>13756900
SLUT

>>13756865
I already spend 2~5$ on candy a day, how much worse could it get?

>>13756923
>Anons hide out with the stallions

>>13756909
if i eat too much sugar i break out. walked around with a giant rash on my face for a year because my breakfast was pepsi and a muffin everyday

>>13756923
They think your penises are always out in the open

All ten of them

>>13756865
>LK in charge of shoulders

IP: 68.232.162.224:27015
Pass: bonbon

HATSSSSSSSSSSS

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>>13756930
Pinkie would literally be shoving cakes down your throat and asking you if you like them before grabbing a hoof full of candy for her next assault

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>>13756923
It would be the cutest form of awkwardness.

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Edit for anon.

>>13756909
>Pinkie Pie hugs you
>You're arm just falls off like that knight in Quest For the Holy Grail

>>13756922
what if bonbon violently insulted a pony that shittalked about you

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>>13756916
Ponies can look good to us. I don't see why the reverse couldn't be true.

>>13756909
You're just sweet intolerant.
What a curse, I pity you anon. Not being able to enjoy such wonders in life.

>>13756936
>And play some tabletops
>Eventually the group gets so big that it's a full fledged tournament

>>13756960
fantastic
thanks a bunch

>>13756936
>mares have lost interest in stallions
>stallions are angry and blueballed
>stallions gangrape anon to teach him a lesson

>>13756880
Twilight and Rainbow Dash are not very observant, judging by the last few

>>13756960
it really is an awkward place for teats. Then again, isn't anywhere? Just look at how they move, they are like separate entitties. Like god just pasted them on

>>13756865
No, I'd probably lose more weight or stay the same twig I've been for a long while due to meat becoming more difficult to obtain.

>>13756865
What the heck would a normal diet even be?

No meat. Apples are fine, but tiring fast. Sweets arent substantial.

The only pony friendly thing I could of is pizza or something

>>13756982
All according to plan?

>Toon Link for Kerfuffle

Wow, that literally just killed any excitement i had for the game. There goes any excuse for me to even bother with it.

>>13757001
Fish and bugs.

>>13756960
hey i think i know you
you got better

derpy.me/lolwat

>>13756966
it's like those aliens from FoP

Captcha:sugar otvide

>>13756900
The tape measure? Okay. I usually wear a 30 by 30, but I bet that's a poor fit.

>>13756972
Especially since it's already canon.

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>>13757001
salads sandwiches and cakes?

>>13757001
pony doesn't mind if you eat meat, so long as it doesn't die before its time.

>>13757016
You do know me but I think you're thinking of someone else.

>>13756972
But only to weirdos like Lyra.

>>13757015
Wait

What kind of bugs?

>>13757014
TOON LINK and PIKACHU versus KING DEEDEEDEE and PRINCESS CELESTIA

GOOO!

I bet Shining was the only hetero member of his DnD group

>>13757044
>Ham sandwich

Every timer

>>13757062
blazang please

>>13756976
> As Anons pass the Cheetos they ask the stallions how long the siege lasts usually. If nothing else their groans and the slow banging on the cellar doors make it hard to hear the DM sometimes.
> "Oh, about a week. You have four more days."
> The Anons bob their head appreciatively. That's going to leave enough time for a good long campaign, maybe a Legendary Feat or two.
> "Of course, some of them don't really stop 'til they get what they want."
> The Anons try to look pleased at this, but the scraping of little hooves against the wood panelling, the thuds of Pegasi against the roof, the groans thickened the air. Harem anime made this all sound far cuter.

Will you help pony build her nest so she can lay her eggs?

>>13757046
No, you're just too much of a lazy scrub to quit eating meat.
Pone doesn't like to fraternize with murderous cannibals.

>>13757015
less filling
tastes great

>>13757044
Sweets arent substantial. You can just eat cake when hungry. Its a treat, not a staple.

Also god damn where did they get ham? Did they just kill some pig neighbor just to please Celestia like some weird tribal tribute?

>>13757048
Oh
well nice art then

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>>13757014

>implying Toon Link isn't best Link.

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okay I guess

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKFpYX9cp-k

>>13757062
The royal guard broke him though.
It took high class alicorn pussy to bend him back far enough into bi territory.

>>13757053
parasprites

they're easy to care for, have all the nutrients of typical meat, breed like mad, and nobody gives a shit about their well being.

>>13757082
She's only making the nest so she can lay them inside me...so no.

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>>13757082
>eggs

>>13757091
I know that joke has been beaten to death but that wasn't bad

>>13757083
It's not murder if they're already dead.

Or cannibalism if they're a rabbit instead of a person.

>>13756967
I'd still cuddle both of them
I am desperate

>>13757099
LMAO 2 PARASPRITE

>>13757091
he makes normal Link worthless. So why bother even putting him on?

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>>13757062

Gaffer is just jealous because he was planning on hitting on Shining

>>13757113
No she's not, pony will poop out her already fertilizer eggs

>>13757134
gaffer is jealous because cadence said hello to him in 3rd grade, so she's his waifu. HIS.

>>13757095
* I move away from my Mic to hug ponies*

>>13757122
Pony believes all life is sacred in equal measure and despises scavengers even more.

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>>13757115

>>13757046
>You have been living in Ponyville a while and worked out a normal diet
>You are able to more or less get your meat fix in the woods
>The ponies are fine with it so long as the animal isnt sentient and as long as you dont flaunt it around them
>Eating lunch on a park bench. A simple roast sandwhich with cheese
>Fluttershy comes up to you carefull, clearly apprehensive.
>"You need something, Fluttershy?"
>"Me? No....I mena yes. I mean.....that's meat, right?"
>"Yeeaahh."
>"Can...can I try a bite? I've seen the bears and the wolves eat and they really seem to love it. They don't even touch the salad I make for them sometimes and I was just....curious what it tastes like...."

>>13757127
if you killed them to keep the exponential population increases down and preserved the flesh for later you'd be set

especially if you were feeding more than one person.

>parasprite divides
>kill old one, keep new one
>repeat

>>13757062

>"how would you like to hold my +1 longsword?"
>"but shining, I don't have martial proficiency!"
>"that's okay, just use your master's touch spell"

And then they fucked

>>13757150
Maybe that's why they're not friends anymore

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whats up you meme loving fucks

>>13757175
>eating something that is just a head
no no no no no no NOOO

>>13757163
Pony is an irrational nutjob that places value on things that have none.

Therefore I shall eat pony.

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Would buy.

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>>13757137
Pony cannot lay eggs. Except for this one

>>13757191
Why aren't you drawing ponybutts?

>>13757191

So abusive tonight.

I like it.

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Total slave!

>>13757202
Ponk laid an egg

>>13757193
PICKLED PARASPRITE BRAINS

PARASPRITE EYEBALL STEW

PARASPRITE WING SALAD

DELICIOUS AND NUTRITIOUS

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>>13757211
She did?

>>13757169
> "That seems like a pretty bad idea, Fluttershy. You don't even have the right flora to eat this, right?"
> She seems fixated on the thin edge of brown roast folded over one side, "I- I just ... It ..." her frail jaw is opening wider with every other word, head zoning in to intercept the toasted caramel-brown perfection you worked up on the grill.
> You pull it away instinctively, only for her neck to crane to suit it. She wants this. She wants this badly.

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>>13757211
But she's Ponk

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High quality stuff right here.

>>13757220
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cot5aQ7whRw

>>13757191
call me a fuck again. Call me a bad pony. I've been bad Red. Abuse me.

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>>13757207
because im drawing zebra butts

>>13757200
>zecora larger than pony

unf

>>13757224
Ponies eating meat is like my favorite little thing

>>13757220
they should have had a scene after the credits where it shows the egg hatching slowly and a fragment of the egg falls away and Scootaloo comes out. All the while it says ARISE!! ARISE!! in the background

>>13757200
>implying this isnt the exact shit hasbro is selling

is that a wonderbolt with a giant serpent eye?

>>13757237

Why yes, this is relevant to my interests.

>>13757154
He's still got quite a bit of talent, and it sounds like he's been taking further instruction since Chocolate Rain.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDzbueCnMFI

>>13757231
heh I never noticed that before

>>13757257
at least they have better vector choice

>>13757213
that's creative
but gross
i'll stick to eating unwanted fillies thanks

>>13757237
Oh.
...Proceed.

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>>13757210

I wish Pinkie was my total slave.

>>13757263
implying talent is something you can run out of

>>13757237
for me?

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>>13757237
Moving on to BIGGER and BETTER things I see?

>>13757224
I have to tell her no.
It's not an essential part of her diet.

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>>13757276
Would you let her go if she asked?

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How do you teach the CMC to be tolerant of different sexualities?

>>13757289
Pinkie why are we still playing this game?

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>>13757280
Sorry, I meant "despite the criticism I maintain he has quite a bit of talent." "He's still got" sent the wrong message.

>>13757289
>>13757276
>thinking you could ever hold on to or contain Pinkie if she didn't let you.

>>13757303
yea, i got it the second (read: fourth) time i read it, i was just kind of fucking with you

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>>13757117

>>13757297
Other sexualities are useless flaws that humans have to put up with, but ponies don't have to worry about that. Ponies only have one sexualitiy.

ponysexual

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>>13757276
>>13757210
total slave for demoncock

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>>13757317
S'alright. Have a pony.

>>13757276
>>13757289

I can see that backfiring very bad

>"What can I do for you today, master?"
>Pinkie bows down eagerly, nose to your feet
>"Clean my house."
>"Okie dokie!"
>A pink tornado shoots through your mess of a house and leaves a somewhat larger mess. She's just so excited she doesn't really notice all that well that cushions go on all the furniture, not just one chair, books are not coasters, etc etc.
>"Make me dinner."
>"You got it!"
>Ten bags of sugar later....
>"Sex."
>"Oh boy oh boy!"
>She ties your dick in a knot
>"Ta-da! It's a poodle!"

>>13757325
>ponies teach humans how to be ponysexual

>>13757014
What in the fuck is kerfuffle

>>13757297
>implying that mac is gay

He's just a bit of an autist

A big autist that still lives at home despite being in his 20s and uses simple farm work as an excuse to not look like a loser

>>13757343
Smash 4.

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>>13757326
Demons are for ripping and tearing.

>>13757336
bad pony

>>13757318
> Trixie suddenly realizes her date proposal plans are a "sure thing"
> More or less
> Well, after the fire, the exploding window and a few hurt turtles it was a sure thing

>>13757343
Super Smash Brothers We Aren't Even Trying

>>13757321

>derpy

WORST JOKE EVER
WORST CHARACTER EVER

MOST BRONY FUCKING THING EVER

>>13757318
>WINK

>>13757349
>ripping and tearing your anus

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>>13757358

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>>13757329
THAT PONY IS A BEST PONY

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>>13757321
I wonder how MLPG would handle a Derpy Quest where she had to go on a silly and whimsical adventure. She'd try to do what they want but mess up in cute ways.

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>>13757343
boku no smash

>>13757357
Also, sadly, this.

>>13757369
>catch me anon!

>>13757336
>"Ta-da! It's a poodle!"

Mon sides

implying Scootaloois Pandering was better than Magical Duel

>>13757376
OKAY

CAN YOU TEACH ME TO FLY THIS WEEKEND

>>13757376
>OH MY GOD ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY YOU WEIGH WELL OVER A HUNDRED AND FIFTY POUNDS

So wait
what's the problem with Toon Link in ssb?

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Butt

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>>13757390
anon we've been over this you don't have wings

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>>13757403

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>tfw no inspiration to draw

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Boy that Rainbow Dash sure is fast!

>How fast is she?

She's so fast that when she wins races, she's having a literal winning streak!

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Show and/or tell time guys!

Either describe or post the last pony related thing you've drawn on your own. Not a contest, just show the class what you've been working on.

>pic related. I drew a pone that is two pones because there's some anon on this board who keeps requesting it everywhere. A lot.

>>13757404
OK WHERE CAN I GET SOME

>>13757403
Rara sama!!!

>>13757404
Fuck you too.

At least twilight taught me how to do magic with my dick. Who can cast fireball with their crotch? me. Who can't? you.

Am I the only one who think getting fat would be fun?

>>13757412
I drew some pone expressions and some human pone practice

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>>13757289

Yes. She'd only be my total slave when she wanted.

We'd have a safeword so she could beg to be freed without really meaning it

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>>13757414
I can't tell him

>>13757412
a really shitty picture of twilight and me hugging

i wiped the canvas clean and didn't even save the file

>>13757426
>Who can cast fireball with their crotch? me.

Anon, we've been over this. That isn't magic.

You just have the clop.

>>13757403
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uxl-TNZwgOc

>>13757412
I drew an angry looking applehorse

>>13757432
>human pone practice
human looking ponies, human pony hybrids, or humans with ponies?

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>>13756992
Celestia is surprisingly light on her hooves.

>>13757371

I'd play Derpy Quest.

A random roll each turn to see if her ass destroyed something.

IP: 68.232.162.224:27015
Pass: bonbon

HATSHATSHATSHATSDH

>>13757412
A friend of mine came into my condo and noticed my pony mousepad and we shared a chuckle as he remembered that I enjoy the show

>>13757452
Humans with pony legs

and shark heads

and wolf fur

>>13757134

Wait, the SA comic is out? Where?

>>13757440
But anon, you can't unsave what's drawn on your heartdrive.

>>13757457
I guess you could say that she's so light, she's sunlight!

>>13757371
I'd actually play it a quest for once. I'd be down for a romance quest, but adventure sounds way more fun.

>>13757452
ponis as humans

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>>13757440
was it worse than this?

>>13757337
> "Sssso I have to be sexually attracted to ponies?"
> The remedial teacher sighed a little, "It's not that you HAVE to be, but it's ... easier around here, for certain."
> The Anons in the room share a look of total disbelief. The teacher begins to panic, hoping they aren't starting to become disheartened, "It's perfectly alright if you don't find ponies attractive, just that we - we don't really have a frame of reference for apes making love to other apes and it makes many ponies feel uncomfortable-"
> Laughter rings out in the classroom, feet stamping, the works. The hand-clapping is always going to take some getting used to.
> The closest Anon to the teacher wipes a tear from his eye, "I might speak for all of us when I say "if she likes grass in the field, PLAY.""
> She tried not to snigger too loudly.
> The "affinity group" was dismissed after this. Their take-home exams were all exemplary except for a few who believed hope against hope some mares had tentacles or some sort of 'prehensile clitoris.'
> She tittered grading them. "Maybe in CANTERLOT if you're kinky ..."

http://derpibooru.org/319388

>>13757432
>some human pone practice

Link it. Missed it.

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>>13757365

I picked the boomerang!

>>13757358
are you sure that's not Vinyl?

>>13757489
I'd help her

>>13757489
Kevin is probably in my top 10 favorite porn artists.

That's terrible, right?

>>13757468
yayponies

>>13757479
Why not both?

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>>13757479

Adventure is more fun but only if there's a possibility for a bad end. Ded Derp. Ded from too many cuddles

>>13757506
inb4 girl with a penis
>girl with a penis
how many points do i receive?

>>13757487
It's not a prehensile clitoris, it's a nest of prehensile clitorises. Multiple prehensile clitorises. No less than 12.

>>13757509
Looking at his more recent stuff I'd almost say that but no it's not actually terrible I guess.

>>13757494
You didn't miss anything, it was my sketchbook.
I might upload it tomorrow if I remember.

ok, you can either be in a sleep over with the CMC non sexually that will involve pizza, video games ans staying up late

Or you can get third degree burns on the bottom of your feet

>>13757487
can i drop out and fuck diamond dogs instead

this class sucks

>>13757509
He'd going in a direction I really like

Orgasm worshiping.

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>>13757501

Vinyl is at least adorable.

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>>13757535

>>13757516
I guess, but more adventure than romance would be good

>>13757543
i want to cum inside vinyl's brother

>>13757535
I'll take the burns

the flesh on my soles is thick and dead anyways. the last time i stepped on glass i didn't feel it.

>>13757535
what kind of video games

>>13757533
What character was it at least?

>>13757557
that's not how male pones work

>>13757521
>You are Derpy
>You are delivering a package to Zecora when you come across a Leviathan in the forest
>You are pretty sure it would like a hug
>Do you hug it?

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>>13757466
Unf.

>>13757547
celestiaquest worked out to about 70/30 adventure/romance

>>13757535

I've burnt the shit out of the bottom of my feet before. Blistered, peeling, bright-red awfulness for like a week. It was terrible, I couldn't put on shoes or walk around for more than a minute at a time.

I choose the third degree burns, the CMC would steal all my stars and keep calling Bowser on me.

Applejack is pretty.

>>13757557

>implying that isn't her dad
>implying she wasn't the result of a teen pregnancy

>>13757562
Star Fox for the snes
math blaster
and Riven

>>13757562
Everyone brought there favorite multiplayergame

including you

>>13757521
>>13757521
A worse bad end would be losing Derpy and seeing her with another pony.
While she still thinks of you as a friend.

>>13757538
Yes, but your name will be changed to snoop dogg, and whenever you enter a pony city they will play "who let the dogs out" on loudspeaker to mock you.

>>13757568

Yes.

>>13757321
Fun fact.
The notes actually playable on the Ocarina in the game fit in a D melodic minor scale. It has all the notes of a minor arpeggio and a sixth(B) thrown in just below the high D.

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>>13757582
I for one can't wait for Rartober

>>13757412
Some more pony and human stuff, but I erased it when it didn't come out well and I ran out of ideas.

>>13757565
Pinkie, Twilight, Dash, and Applejack.

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>>13757582

>>13757562
Mario Party

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>>13757568

But leviathans are aquatic mythical creates, silly filly!

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>>13757582
This is very creepy. I never understood how people can find this sort of obsession cute. What if it was a guy doing that? Or a brony? Would it be adorable? No.

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>>13757571

I can't post any pony pictures because my external hard drive is tied up.

I just want to post a panka....

>>13757589
AWESOME

>>13756880
>absorption
unf unf

>>13757568
>Leviathan
>forest

>>13757611
Ponies make obsession cute.

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>>13757616
got you covered

Where can I find the Shining Armor comic?

>>13757582
>that giant Rarara

Sorta want.

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>>13757616

>>13757585

I don't think you understand.

You play AS Derpy

>>13757616
>implying you don't want to post lots and lots of fetishy porn
>implying you don't want to steal my protein

>>13757591
>>13757610
>>13757620

>Unfortunately it turns out that the Leviathan was in fact a cardboard decoy for a trap.
>A net falls on you and you are hoisted onto a dirigible
>You have been kidnapped by pony sky pirates
>You also think that big scary captain would like a big friendly hug
>Do you try to hug him?

>>13757624
Up at the linkboa-

...oh yeah

>>13757624
http://www.mediafire.com/ComicBookButthurt

>>13757637
Did people stop posting the linkboard because of that one asshole who spammed it with that imgur script?

>>13757538
> It's down the hall
> The board has a simple scrawl and a scruffy-looking short stallion, both of them saying "SO YOU WANT TO FUCK DIAMOND DOGS?"
> The whole curriculum is proper feeding and care of Dogs (if you're into that sort of thing) and how to properly manicure their nails.
> One Anon dared ask the question "why grate them back so far?"
> The stallion sucks through his teeth and smooths, "They like to feel things out. Everywhere."
> The dumbest Anon in the room raises his hand. The teacher groans deeply and sighs, "YES, I MEAN EVERYWHERE."
> The hand remains up.
> "Yes, what is it?"
> "So I heard they like collars ..."
> The teacher bristles under the tweed jacket and simply points to the hallway, "I'm sure you'll pass this class in the take-home, just go and catch the tail end of the BDSM class."
> Half the class sniggers, the other half shuffling toward the door to this purpose.
> The teacher grits his teeth. The money pays all the same but half the "extra credit" questions tonight are going to be about ass-whipping and 'gingering', he can just tell.

How was MMC such a depressing episode

>>13757634
Scrubbles I swear to god if the captain is a cardboard cutout and you're taken hostage by a Leviathan I'm going to punch you

>>13757613
I'm so happy to be together with her.

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>>13757618

>"It feels good to be inside me, huh? Let me engulf you, it'll make you feel good forever..."

>>13757627
Oh.

I want to play that now.

>>13757647
It's because i always stop watching it after Twilight has been zapped

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I wonder where the ponies would end up on this alignment chart.
http://25.media.tumblr.com/f1b89f7ec1361905f170ace4cf246757/tumblr_mtrmiuM7JR1r5h2ogo1_1280.png

>>13757647
Because you're a brony.

>>13757655
As long as the engulfing is not sexual. Rumble is of course not for sexual.

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>>13757624

Yayponies.

>>13757602
>Some more pony and human stuff, but I erased it when it didn't come out well

You son of a bitch. You should have posted it anyways. Even if it's not "great", or of it's an imperfect mistake it'd still be interesting.

>>13757582
> Dash's house is pretty large, a gift from her parents' will
> Every other room is dedicated in a shrine to someone or another
> When people ask why she never has a guest room free, she just shrugs and says "I don't really have one to give."
> With a smirk she always remarks internally, "They're all taken by my dearest friends already."

>>13757412
The anon who keeps spamming requests that stuff is me.

I regret nothing and feel no shame.

>>13757667
Everytime someone says brony i think of that fag Digibrony

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>>13757666
It must be great being Spike's height, he gets a face full of mare butt everyday

>>13757674
But I erase things all the time, anon.

>>13757666
Use this chart.
http://mlpg.co/art/src/1380226687505.png

>>13757666
I too am haunted by pastel disembodied butts, Satan.

>>13757634

Yes! Hug him with our butt!

>>13757651
>You hug the captain through the net
>But wait a second, something isnt right here!
>Touching his face, you discover it to be a mask!
>He takes it off with a flourish, to reveal he is actually a griffin
>And he sticks a needle in his crew, showing that they were only balloons!
>And he kicks the ship, showing that is was merely only the back drop to a set in a TV studio
>"You're on hidden camera!"

>>13757630
Are you implying I don't want to make you masturbate or suck your dick?

>>13757646
>and 'gingering'
that greentext was pretty hot

>>13757684
After getting so many horse queefs in the face I bet the novelty wears off.

You can either be thrown into a pit of used hypodermic needles and as you lay writhing in the needles, flutter wing Rarity will flutter down and queef in your face before fluttering away (you may or may not ever be able to climb out of the pit)

Or

You can stay where you are, and turn around to find yourself face-to-vag with Rarity who will queef in your face before giggling then warping back to her own dimension, never to be seen again

>>13757671

Of course it's not. Engulfing is for eating

>>13757684
There was a comic ish thing some one made that was basically all the ponies from Spike's point of view and it was just a bunch of poorly drawn pony vaginas and some Mac balls iirc.

>>13757699

No, I'm implying that's what you want to do, you lewd furfag.

I'm on to you, and my semen is under lock and key.

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>>13757687
every time you erase a pony she dies

>>13757673
Why is Gaffer such a qt?

>>13757717
Why the fuck are you telling me that Fluttershy??

>>13757687

>Tex likely deleting his best pictures

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>>13757652
cuddles are in your future.

>>13757694

Blush uncontrollably from all the attention.

>>13757717
Good thing show ponies aren't real and real ponies are dumb animals

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>>13757717
My poorly drawn ponies should be put out of their misery.

>>13757717
So cute.

>>13757722
Because his face patter and horn together looks like a penis

>>13757706

PAIN IS WEAKNESS LEAVING THE BODY

NEEDLE PIT HERE I COME

BOY THIS IS VERY SAW 2-LIKE

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>>13757734

>>13757687
I don't like it when you do that
You could at least post it and say why you think it's bad
You'd get the 'fuck you' but also some good critique

>>13757734
So help me this is actually pretty attractive
http://derpibooru.org/421915

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>>13757717

>>13757733
>You wake up it was all a dream
>A dream induced by the Leviathan, so that it could devour you in one bit
>You shouldn't have tried to hug it
>Bad end

>>13757747
bleh

>>13757716
That's okay, I'm sure I can find some somewhere else.

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Are you not happy that your quest is complete, and you can return to your studies in Canterlot?

>>13757735
But sharing is caring and friendship is magic.

>>13757754

>in one bit

Alas, we should have priced our butt higher.

>>13757756
This is a little more my speed
http://derpibooru.org/378421

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>>13757766
>friendship is magic

>>13757761

N-no wait!

I was being a sun deer!

>>13757763
I dunno, arent you happy that you show got canceled and you can go back to doing nothing?

>>13757766
I'll share a new pony picture if people give me suggestions.

>>13757754

Use our ass to destroy it on the inside!

>>13757778

What a very carefully orchestrated act of bullying

I'm impressed

Wow they put tea leaf in the SA comic. Neat