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Will we ever see more CMC members on the show/comics? I really want to see the CMC Manehattan chapter mentioned at least.

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Pony grabs your dick.
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>>13739077
I always thought Dinky Doo would be a great CMC
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I just want to be turned into a mare and rutted in the mud
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>>13739088
I love your filenames, Isaac.
If you didn't want people asking for a pastebin all the time you shouldn't make them so good.
and that doesn't mean you should stop
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>>13739105
with what?
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>>13739122
but she's got no personality, or speaking role
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>>13739019
did you know that a bear without fur looks like something between an elephant, a dog and a kangaroo?
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>>13739130
You'll never get your wish.
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>>13739139
Pony hoof.
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>>13739082
>Why would you want to be like me?

You're the only one that I can think of that draws the realistic anime style. I don't even think Japan draws like that anymore.
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>>13739130
rutted is the dumbest word to use ever when you're not talking about deer sex
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>>13739147
Why not?
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>>13739135

Equestria Girls just freaky alien bug eyed things with stiff akward limbs. They are not sexy.

Pones.

Those are sexy.
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>>13739169
you go to equestria

but you must service these ponies for six hours each before you will be welcomed into society
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The things you find when making gifs.
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>>13739122
She really would.
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>>13739174
>Wanting to fuck a deer
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>>13739169

Disgusting. I hate you Meghan McCarthy and Jayson whats his name.
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>got invites to the Ball Stall on the 23rd
>cant take a photo camera in


HOLYSHIT Who knew being drunk at some con's would be worth it
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>>13739168
what a cute little guy
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I~ love pretty pink mares they make me feel so good
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>>13739193
>AJ will never wear lipstick
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>>13739246
I~ love tricolor manes, they make me feel so bad~
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>>13739266
you know, twilight sparkle and shining armor have tricolor manes too
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Apples solve every problem.
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>>13739174
You been reading those STAG mags, son?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U49qLlZhyr4
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>>13739209

>Ball Stall

what the hell kind of name for a con is that
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>>13739301
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>>13739307
>not the 1080p version
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDdYOiw4ndo
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>>13739299
I'd fill her angry bag
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>>13739315
"Gummi's Glory Hole" was deemed unacceptable.
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>>13739299
>Uh, Sis, I don't think using your butt to give customers their apples is a good idea.
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http://texdrawings.tumblr.com/post/62283257491/what-happened-to-your-nsfw-blog-is-that-still-a-thing

Tex, don't do porn. It's crass, and goes against the style of the show. Cute, funny, is where it should be at.
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>>13739246
I love tri-color hair it makes me feel so...BAD
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>>13739340
BAAAAIT
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>>13739340
But Tex wants to fuck horses with his meager little underage cock.
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Ponies with short haircuts make my wiener hard.
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>>13739340
I think he just got buttmad that people made fun of his baby dick
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>>13739273
When they're around they make me feel like I'm the only colt in town
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>>13739369
You don't say.
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What is MLPG listening to?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDKpXP91cXA

The GTA V score is so good holy shit. Definitely soundtrack of the year material. "Chop the Dog", "We Were Set Up", "North Yankton Memories" and "The Grip" are definite stand outs.
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>>13739374
>>13739362

Honestly, I feel like he was one of those guys who didn't really want to draw porn, but figured he'd give it a shot if people liked it. Guess he didn't like it enough to keep doing it. Understandable.
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>>13739305
STAY OUT OF MY ROOM DAD
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>>13739360
>BAAAAIT

Serious. Pony fan art should follow the show style. It should put a smile on your face. Not make your dick hard.
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>>13739340
>It's crass, and goes against the style of the show.
Who gives a shit?
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>>13739360
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>>13739415
But if it follows the show style then it will make your dick hard.
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>>13739401
Fuck the earbugs in GTA V
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDJP1OrBLMI
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>>13739388
>condom
Ew. Get that shit outta here.
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>>13739401

the Kill The Noise - BLVCK MVGIC remix album
r-run da t-trap
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>>13739406
He wanted to draw it at the time, and then decided that he didn't want to draw any more until he at least got better at whatever he wanted to get better at.

Which is fine.
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>>13739442
>not Fresco

pleb
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>>13739401
I've heard people complain about the radio stations in GTA V, but I really love it.
You got a station with Nathan fucking Williams djing AND his band's new song (which is amazing by the way).
FlyLo station that players Tyler's new single.
What more could you want?

Also listening to potential AOTY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaDC5SvxM24
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>>13739411
Now I'm not saying deer aren't great people. You might even date one! That's okay.

But you start knocking on a good hard rut in the hay for everyone else and you're being a right heel, son. And if you call mud-banging "pleb tier" so help her your mother's gonna slap you.
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>>13739401
Way to Fall
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>>13739415
why not both
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>>13739482
>why not both

Because it is a show aimed at 4-10 year olds.
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https://derpibooru.org/435131

...fuck this boner
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>>13739476
shit that i like, not shit that you like
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>>13739454
They don't care if I'm a one-way mirror
They're not frightened by my cold exterior
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>>13739499
And?
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>>13739507
Well yeah thats what a boner is for
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>>13739499
so what?
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"W-Why are all these people implying I have a fetish for... f-for my own sister!?"
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>Hot In Cleveland did another brony episode.
Amazing.
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>>13739514
Are you saying you don't like Wavves and/or Flying Lotus?

Are you one of those plebeians I've been hearing about?
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>>13739447
Breeding is hot, yeah, but if she wants to use barriers until we can both be sure we can handle a foal I'm okay with that

Or extreme brinkmanship level withdrawal, that shit is amazing.
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>>13739499
I don't see what that has to do with anything.
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>>13739499
>missing fausts entire point
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>>13739499
Then explain Pinkie in Over a Barrel.
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>>13739507
>that pig-face
Absolutely disgusting.
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>>13739529
Yeah, I agree

You're a much better momma's boy, Shiny
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>>13739388
I do say.
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Which pony likes to slam?
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>>13739529
Didn't you marry her character in a campaign?
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>>13739542
>having open space behind you
>not using a webcam rearview

You're just begging to get knifed.
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I understand that reference
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>>13739529
You might not, it just seems funny you're into girls just like your sister.
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>>13739478
A deer, you say?
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>you will never raise a little Vinyl
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>>13739499
>Because it is a show aimed at 4-10 year olds.
since when has that stopped anyone
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Okay.

List the last three things that you've done that were either "fap to pony" or "watch pony episode"

If the majority of these three was from column A, get the fuck out until it's replaced with column B.
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>>13739535
She's a succubus, anon. Succubi don't have kids.
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>>13739565
>you will never fuck Vinyl's dad

Fuck
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>>13739478
DAD I DO NOT WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS WITH YOU GET OUT
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>>13739560
>not being paranoid as fuck and watching for spies
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>>13739569
well I watched all three seasons, does that count?
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>>13739565
Is that her older brother?
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>>13739499
Guess that means we should stop watching it as well, since we're not the target demographic. It ain't normal, so it must be wrong by all means, right?
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>>13739535
>but if she wants to use barriers until we can both be sure we can handle a foal I'm okay with that
Well Celestia isn't. The donkeys are breeding at an average of 6 children per couple these days. And Equestria's best and brightest most magical horses want to wait until they're 2/3 of the way dead until they can pop out one single foal?
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>>13739100
She spit hot fire in "A beautiful heart"
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>>13739529
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Pony has her dick stuck in the vacuum again.
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>>13739574
I thought humans could knock up everything in Equestria.
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>>13739576
>you will never his daughter after fucking him
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>>13739565
>Everyone thought he was a mare at first.
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>>13739572
I don't understand his thrusting position. Or does he have a human cock for some reason?
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>>13739615
DAMN IT SHY
HOW DO YOU EVEN TURN IT ON?
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>>http://derpibooru.org/435060
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>>13739615
That was nice of her
That stuff sells for a lot
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>>13739625
The question wouldn't be his dick but his hip arrangement. Ponies are pretty cartoon marshmallow though.
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>>13739574
>don't have kids

dyefts?
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http://cdn2-b.examiner.com/sites/default/files/styles/image_content_width/hash/63/19/631970ae4906cc3bc69184782a4e9437.jpg?itok=WEqdooVD

Thisis the world we live in.
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>>13739564
You bet, baby.
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>>13739661
Speak for yourself, im immigrating
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>>13739617
Only mammalians and dragons. That's as far as the magic goes.
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>>13739641
I think I'm the only one that can't see DT and SS fucking
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>>13739661
Sleeping at the bottom of stairs isn't safe
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>>13739686
>Speak for yourself, im immigrating

To another planet?
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>>13739692

I didn't really used to
darf's fic helped
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>>13739641
So many retarded fanons
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>>13739691
I CAN'T KNOCK UP A PHOENIX?

I'M OUT
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>>13739641
remember when we used to do this?
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>>13739686
holy shit that's a cute pony
I'd fake my passport a couple times just to see her again
and then the last time through, for real, I'd slip her my number
"not a bribe, I just think you're pretty"
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>>13739717
Not really, no.
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>>13739711
You can try, but you'll have to create new magic to do so.
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>>13739607
> Humans are welcomed as new breeding stock, converted or otherwise
> Ponyville and Appaloosa experience population booms over ten years, encroaching on Trottingham in size
> Canterlot still has its purists but the Unicorn foals of Human-Equestrian unions have clearly better spatial recognition and critical thinking scores on battery tests
> More than a few trysts are made on the outskirts of town to stud out a good Ivy League foal
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For those who are confused by any possible canon conflicts the comic may present, there is an answer to them in the last few pages.

shinning armor is stated to have seriously embellished the story, by his own admition, so feel free to take the more unusual details with a grain of salt.

>>13739077
S4 is definately gonna have multiple CMC episodes
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>>13739635
I hate that I like this tumblr
I hate the weird feeling it gives me.
I hate it. I hate it. I hate it.
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Goodnight, MLPG.
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http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-films-presents/0ap2000000250293/NFL-Films-Presents-Horsin-around-with-Eric-Berry

4:37
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>>13739661
People need to get proper sleep
No one likes it when you sleep in the middle of the street. Look at how upset those kids are!
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>>13739641
>you will never be DT's favorite play-thing
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>>13739735
how the fuck would you know
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>>13739641
>taste like tacos
>not marshmallows and honey
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>>13739739
that feel
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>>13739739
SB pls
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>>13739691
Ponies are mammals?
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>>13739722
>She stamps [DECLINED] on your number.
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>>13739756
scootaloo cutie mark episode
sweetie belle cutie mark episode
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>>13739739
Don't start this again.
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>>13739765
>SB feeling guilty over his Snailslust

That train has sailed.
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>The second Nightmare Moon two parter ends with Luna renouncing her title of Princess, then and going into hiding.
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>>13739722
Really? You think i'm sexy?
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>>13739686
>only speaks in that synthesized gibberish-voice
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>>13739766
Yes, they're human-dog-cat-horse-marshmallow hybrid mammals with multiple joints.
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>>13739787
>SB
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>>13739756
One of the previews was explicitly a CMC episode
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>>13739786
Why would she renounce her title after a flashback?
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>>13739769
ouch...
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>>13739795
Well wanting to settle down and have kids with one sounds weird when you say it like THAT.
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I hope we see more of her.
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>>13739769
I weep. It had taken me so long to come to the country of my dreams, but suddenly, all I'm dreaming about now is... her
>>13739789
wat
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it's the officials adventures of...
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>>13739789
Well, someone just got in a whole lot off trouble over at /tg/

On another note, I've been meaning to get into that game for a while. It looks very fun.
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Dammit Price why do you have to draw her with such sexy faces?
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>>13739819
I do too.
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Mlpg I've been trying to find a site or something for Noel's artwork for an hour now. Can someone help a nigga out, preferably somewhere she actually updates her work, not necessarily pone.
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>>13739819
I'd like to see more of her
up close
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>>13739831
Uhhh i have no idea what just happened. I meant to post this:
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>>13739374
>>13739362
we should send pictures of our dicks to contributors to teach them to draw them better
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>>13739844
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>>13739817
It's okay, you'd get used to it pretty quickly, especially when you wake up in the middle of the night and realize you're in a big pile with your wife and kids hugging onto you warmly.
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>>13739839
# yowsa
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>>13739840
drawsomething.tumblr.com
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>>13739867
Something about babs dude
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>>13739819

We won't.

Explicitly denied at Comic Con.

She confronted her bullies, who responded by dragging her into an alley and raping her, before slitting her throat and bashing her skull in with a brick just to make sure. Her parents never pressed an investigation because she knew the same would happen to them.
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>>13739861
But mine is the same size
maybe .5" bigger if I lost the weight I'm trying to
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>>13739873
I'm usually fully erect by then
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>>13739883
>her parents don't press charges
>because they're scared of schoolyard bullies
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T-t-total slave for c-crack cocaine!
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>>13739873
That is the most normal thing in the world.
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>>13739760
>and honey
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>>13739775
But I need to pour my heart out so you guys can I assure me I just want to fuck traps and not want to BE a trap
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>>13739891

>the less you weigh, the bigger your dick gets

What.
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>>13739861
>They get upset that everyone has bigger dicks than them
>At least the straight ones do
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>>13739861
i already get too many
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>>13739875
Many thanks random anon.
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Babs is a pretty good filly
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>>13739831
>Well, someone just got in a whole lot off trouble over at /tg/

That's not how it works.
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>>13739937
Work it!!
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>>13739883
Well, I heard an anon here went to a con recently with some IDW people and they said that she'll show up in the comics with her sister in the EG comic.
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I think Tex got lost on the way to the new thread.
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>>13739881
I'd sexually that underage rump
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>>13739904

>implying the sons of the biggest mobsters in Manehattan don't get to do what they want when they want

When Al Capony made the judge, DA, and the whole jury "disappear" during his trial, everyone knew that his family ruled the whole city.
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>>13739928
He's using the unscientific method of measuring from his skin without pushing in

He's got like an inch of his dick covered by fat because he's disgusting
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>>13739875
>check art tag
>long, angry post about tagging "problematic posts"
>immediately following untagged gore

way to go you stupid bitch
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>>13739928
Fat commonly builds up around the groin area
Your cock doesn't get bigger really, theres just more of it visual and usable
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Ponies with funny accents?
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>>13739972
I love accents. Ponies having them is even better.
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>>13739819

Hey I ain't no palooka, ya dig?
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>>13739829
>tfw discommunicator ponies no more
;_;7
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>>13739819
I want to see her seed
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>>13739963

>not liking gore
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Pony just returned your lost wallet, how do you show your appreciation?
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>>13739922
Do what makes you happy.
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>>13739998
thank pony
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>>13739998
Ice Cream.
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>>13739982
Who you callin' a palooka, champ?
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>>13739961
We don't talk about that day, man.
He can hear you...
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>>13739998
Pat pony's head and tell her she did good.
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>>13739998

That's not my wallet
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>>13739980
>tfw shitty accent that no-one likes
>tfw it's not even an accent
>tfw it's from a speech impediment I had
>tfw still have a bit of a lisp
>tfw gay
Can't win
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>>13739998
give her some kind words
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>>13739915
>a flying pony hitched to a van
fuck
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>>13739922
There isn't anything wrong with wanting to be a trap, Anon.
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>>13739998
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>>13739930
>the female contributors get more angry for not having one
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Ponies being picky on their food.
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>>13739998
Act like I had more money in it than what was returned and accuse her of stealing it
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>>13739998
I buy her a nice bottle of wine and tell her that if she ever needs anything I'll be happy to help
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>>13740041
FUck, I was just think ing that same scene.

Classic Spongebob stream when.
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>>13739961
>I want them to disappear
>But Al, we're talking about a federal judge here! and defense attorney AND an entire jury
>I don't care, just make it happen
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>I honestly don't see any problems with what I am doing, Chrysalis attempted to besiege my Kingdom, and I have made her a weapon under my control in retaliation, why exactly is this problematic?
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We still Babs?
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>>13740033
>gay person with a lisp

At least you fit the stereotype man.
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>>13739916
have to go to the bathroom
gently ease yourself free
take care of business
check the house before going back to sleep
hear soft tell-tale gait and feel a tug
your youngest wants a glass of water
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>>13740069
BUT I'M UNFASHIONABLE
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>>13740004
I don't know if that would actually make me happy.

>>13740040
I just don't want to go down that strange road.
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>>13740033
>tfw meet a qt french girl
>tfw teaching me her magical croissant language
>tfw she laughs and says my american accent is cute
>tfw gay
Good friend though, I never found out what happened to her.
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>>13740066
>you will never be this satisfied
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>>13740065
I hope so.

Dammit we need more human babs so badly.
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If Xieril likes Rainbow Dash so much how come he never wants to touch her?
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>>13740085
That can be fixed.
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>>13740085
SUICIDE IS YOUR ONLY OPTION!
SOMETHING WENT WRONG IN YOUR CREATION YOU ARE A FUCKING MUTANT!
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>>13740050
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>>13740064
I don't get it
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>>13740086
Why is it a "strange road"?

I really think you should at least try it, Anon.
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>>13740108
Are we still fucking doing this
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Pony is THIS close to you.
What do?
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>>13740065
Babs please
Babs please....
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>>13740063

It would be easy. Just get a unicorn to cast a spell that poofs them out of existence.
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>>13740048
> people get angry at anyone with unclear gender identity for not disclosing what they've got
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>>13740093
>>13740125
Yeah...
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>>13740119
Kiss pony on nose and ruffle her hair
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>>13740086
i never feel happier with my body than when i put on pretty socks/panties/cute dress/corset
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>>13740117

Yes we do.
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>>13740119
Run!
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>>13740065
That's a nice humanization of Babs.
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>>13739853
This is actually one of the cutest OC's I've ever seen.
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>>13740119
The court says I'm not supposed to be within fifty meters of a pony.
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>>13740119
Pick her up. Stare lovingly in to her eyes.

Slam her in to the floor

Victory dance out the room
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>>13740050

Why do I find the idea of force feeding pones to be hilariously fun in a nonsexual way?
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>>13740130
>tfw I get a little disappointed when I find out my date isn't trans

4chan has lead me to believe they're more common than they are
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>>13740119
Kneel down and ask what pony wants.
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>>13740097
pregnancy does weird things to your hormones
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>>13740140
Wow nice syntax faglord
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>>13740136
>tfw no qt bf to cross dress for you
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>>13740161
She wants your comb.
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>>13740172
sucker
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>>13740172
>you will never have a bf who makes you play dress up for him
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>>13740146
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IDS REQETS TIME
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I just beaten my pony for smoking pot.
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>>13740108
>>13740140
>hey guys i have changed and i'm back for good now!

Good thing that didn't happen.
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>>13740172

WHAT? AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU!?

I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL!
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>>13739789
Somewhere on /tg/, there is an OP very confused about his thread image
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>>13740176

Where the fuck is the rest of her horn
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>>13740176
I don't walk around with a comb, Twilight.
This isn't the 80's and I am not some greaser.
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>>13740200
pony crossdressing
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>>13740200
Huge colt wangs.
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>>13740112
>The device on her head allows me to control her actions, many forces of evil have made transgressions on us, so I found it necessary to teach them that their actions have consequences. Sadly, many of them tried to resist my control, and they didn't last long; I seems that Chrysalis' fate will be no different.
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>>13740203

When i got to this scene in the comic i literally said out loud "Fuck it's MLPG"
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>>13740050

How did this joke start again?
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>>13740195
ARE THOSE A PAIR OF BEYBLADE STADIUMS
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>>13740195
>>13740065

>>>/out/
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>>13740203
You know
I don't care how masculine someone is
If they were attractive before I'd fuck them in girls clothes no problem
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>>13740200
Cadence and shinning armor dressed like a rock band
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>>13740200
Rainbow Dash lookin scruffy and wearing panties that say World's #1 Flyer
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>>13740212
>>13740222
yes this
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>>13740232
>How did this joke start again?

There's a comic mocking people who bring up topics all the time. The example was "pancakes".

Someone posting it.
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>"Anon..."
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>>13740200

Gaffer dressed like Ferris Bueller.
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>>13740176
But I don't carry a comb.
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*sniff*
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>>13740263
http://pastebin.com/i20vhGcd
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>>13739834
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>>13740230
The comic also had Secret Butt Fun in it.
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>>13740263
Do you want me to pinch your petite pony teats again?
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>>13740265
Oh, have to second this for sure.
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>>13740200
Anon rubbing a balloon all over pony to make her coat stand up.

She is not amused.
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>>13740268
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>>13740234
I... what?
>>
Everyone attacted to ponies are pedophiles.

Pony designs highly mimic anime lolis. Little girls.
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>>13740136
I don't know. I've always liked the idea of crossdressing and fucking a trap, but I just don't think I could live with myself if I started trapping.

>>13740116
I don't think I'm cut out for it.
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FUCK MY BUTT
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>>13740275

Well yeah, I caught thought.

This comic had a lot to catch.

Like Twilight's mom being the author of Daring Do.
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>>13740288
2FAST
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>>13740296
Then explain to me why I don't care for anime loli moeshit
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>>13740230

The comic made me literally laugh when I first saw Shining's float. I don't know if Youtube's corrupted me but it really did seem like an autist's way to impress a grill.
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>>13740296
What if pony was a ponophile?
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>>13740300

You don't have to "start trapping"

It's not like when you put on a dress you have to live as a girl for the rest of the day.

Try pretty things on for fun, in private! It's fun.
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>>13740313
>that bust
goddamn
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>>13740296
And if you actually think this, you have something wrong with you.
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>>13740312
Cadence fucks nerds.
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>>13740300
Why not just find a nice guy that's into it?
You don't have to go outside
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzozSSGETJo
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>>13740321
but where do I get those pretty things in the first place
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>>13740275

Where? Also I guess cherry hatred runs in the family.
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Do you think Babs Seed is forced by her bullies to crossdress?
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>>13740339
Thrift stores would probably be a good starting place.
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>>13740339
The store?
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>>13740329
>Cadance finds MLPG
>Gets wetter and wetter as she reads it
>Starts floating suggestions of an MLPG meetup
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>>13740296
>Everyone
THIS JUST IN
HUNDREDS OF PRESCHOOL GIRLS AROUND THE US HAVE BEEN ARRESTED FOR ACCOUNTS OF PEDOPHILIA

EVERYONE IS CONFUSED AND SCARED AT THIS NEW DEVELOPMENT
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>>13740235
but there's nothing outdoorsy about those images, she isn't even hiking
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>>13739743
>http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-films-presents/0ap2000000250293/NFL-Films-Presents-Horsin-around-with-Eric-Berry
HAHAHA
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>>13740347
I think she's just disgusted by the size, she likes cherries in the show.
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>cold winter morning
>pone isn't awake clinging to your warmth
>you need to be at work soon
>pone is making some muffled sounds against your chest and kicking her legs softly

Do you call out to snuggle more or try to sneak out
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>>13740351
no she's obviously forced to wear a fursuit
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>>13740329

No, she just likes stallions who are total betas and will let her (and even enjoy) her dominating them in bed and out.
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>>13740377
Get the large thermal jacket
Zip up with pony inside still clinging
Go to work with pony
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>>13740380
>she will never be real
>she will never make you suck her husband's cock while she rails the stuffing out of you
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>>13740347
It's near the end. Just a silhouette of the dog in a window.
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>>13740377
stealthily replace self with heated Anon dakimura and make my way to work
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>You'll never have a qt bf that cross dresses
>You'll never take his measurements and go shopping for him, pretending they're for your girlfriend
>You'll never buy him cute skirts and stockings and shirts as gifts
>You'll never get to enjoy him prancing about in them happily
>You'll never tell him you think he's a pretty girl, even though no-one could mistake him for one
>You'll never be telling the truth
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>>13739743
holy shit
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Do you even pony?
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>>13740404
Fuck you
I want that I want that so bad
I'm pretty sure I could make myself look convincing, too
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This seems relevant to the topic at hand.
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>>13740339
http://www.etsy.com/shop/corsairsboutique/search?search_query=my+little+pony+cincher&order=date_desc&view_type=gallery&ref=shop_search
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>>13739743
>HORSE

>I TRUSTED YOU

My mother fucking sides
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>>13740288
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>>13740365
>THIS JUST IN
>HUNDREDS OF PRESCHOOL GIRLS AROUND THE US HAVE BEEN ARRESTED FOR ACCOUNTS OF PEDOPHILIA

Are the little pre-schoolers jerking off to the idea of Twilight?

No?

But you are. What does that mean?
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>>13740458
>implying I would ever touch myself to that filth
How dare you
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>>13740457

>two frames
>two
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>>13739743

DANG PONY

I TRUSTED YOU
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>>13740313
>>13740323
I fear that busty woman uses those tits to compensate a bad personality.
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>>13740479
Just like how everyone with a big dick is an asshole?

Some people are just lucky
She's probably a sweetheart
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>>13739743
>His first idea when it comes to horses is My Little Pony.
>Learns that no, it's not like the ponies on television.

That dude is such a fucking brony.
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>>13740479
I'd figure it's the other way around; because she's busty, she's had to develop a 'bad' personality in response to how people treat her.
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>>13740326
>And if you actually think this, you have something wrong with you.

You guys are the pedophiles though.
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>>13740495
>>13740504
S-shut up. Those grapes are sour anyway...
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>>13740495

She is! A bit crazy but in a good way, you know?
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I want to make an anon feel comfortable in whatever he wears or what ever gender he chooses to be
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>>13740427
I wish I had a gf or bf into crossdressing.
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>>13739743
>try to watch them, they sneaky
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>>13740517
shut up pedophile
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>>13740504
Which is a shame since the size is beyond her control
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>>13740310

>Not loving lolicon

What is wrong with you?
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>>13740520
Hey, I'm in complete agreement with you. Busty women, in my experience, are almost invariable bitches.
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>>13740524
I want to be a little pegasus mare and I want to date Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy
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>>13740529
If you lose weight it's not. Take it from me.
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POST WAIFUS
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>>13740479
even if that was true who cares?
When you look like that it doesn't really matter to be honest
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>>13740520
I mean seriously of all the things
It's not like she chose to have those tits
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>>13740546
She is my waifu therefore she is nobody elses
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>>13740544
Even if she lost weight they're still going to be something to look at
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>>13740527
>NFL stars are bronies.
>This is why people can sell a plush for a thousand dollars.
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>>13740546
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>>13740556
>peanut butter
every time
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>>13740544
They're still going to be pretty big afterwards
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>>13740479
>I fear that busty woman uses those tits to compensate a bad personality.
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Is it considered alcoholism when I drink alone, but I imagine I'm drinking with my favorite ponies?
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>>13740561
>>13740572
They are much more manageable, I went down two letters.
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>>13740556
I'd hug that Fluttershy
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>>13740564
>only a thousand
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>>13740152
Source
http://theonlycottoncandy.tumblr.com/
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>>13740556
I miss Shout
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>>13740584
From ASSET to ASS
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>>13740564
>I am now imagining some 300 pound lineman frothing at the mouth behind his computer because someone talked shit about his waifu.
Its like the waterboy, only instead he imagines shitposters
>>
HEFTY
HEFTY
HEFTY
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>>13740152
>>13740589

It's the collar
Put a pony in a collar and their appeal fucking skyrockets
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>>13740565

So majestic.
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>>13740584
I'm happy for you
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BIG
MEATY
PONES
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>>13740606
I think I just really really like pink.
>>
CRUDE STEW DO YOU FEAR IT APPLEBLOOM
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>>13740580
No, then it's just sad.
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>>13740584
let me get this straight, you lost weight and somehow also lost weight in your boobs
so boobs really are made of fat, and not muscle?
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>In engineering course
>One girl in my class
>She's friends with me
>She must be able to sense my faggotry
>Kinda thick but really nice tits
>Comes to class wearing a sun dress with plenty of cleavage
>Takes all my effort not to stare
>She probably noticed a few of my glances

Tits are magical
I don't even like girls that much
>>
>Rose getting tech support questions on tumblr
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>>13740627
Chris Hart please
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>>13740627
>so boobs really are made of fat, and not muscle?
Yes, boobs are sacks of fat like people!
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>>13740629
When you are a woman in engineering, you get your pick of the litter
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>>13740499
he didnt mention mlp at all you idiot they just added that over.

the guy editing the video is the brony
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>>13740629

>really good friends with a chick with giant tits
>she knows i'm gay and i mention how i haven't touched tits before
>she freaks out and demands i touch hers next time we meet up
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>>13740606

Indeed.
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>>13740627
Boobs are fat, it's one of the reasons why girls have a higher body fat percentage
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>>13740584
>tfw best friend is a stick figure
>Has D cups (Only like a 24-D or something)
>When she gains her tits get even bigger compared

Why wouldn't you min max that shit?
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>>13740606
Disagree, i like my pony free
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>>13740627
If they were muscle Thickity would be able to bench 300
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>>13740655

Or it was just a guy who has heard of the brand name "My Little Pony" and associated it with the whole "ponies for children on television", and used the most relevant sample to play over the video.

Not everyone who has heard of My Little Pony knows that it's a currently airing show, and that it's popular, and that men like it. It's still a popular brand name regardless of who knows about the fanbase.

You've got to disassociate a bit.
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>>13740664
I can't help inserting my fetishes even in cute non-sexual/lewd pictures
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>>13740659
well fuck, my science teachers have been lying to entire classes for years

so If Thickity lost weight, she should be able to light her load, so to speak
that's what you are saying, right?
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What do you get when you have three Pinkies?

You have Pinkie Pied!
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>>13740629
One girl in all my grad school programs, holy shit
HOLY SHIT
I try really, really hard not to stare but at some point the monkey-model part of my brain deep down ratchets my eyes that way any way
And I keep seeing her adjust her shirt to cover up a little more
I'm hoping it's not just because of me but
DAMN
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>>13740665

What if pony likes the collar?

What if she feels safer when they're in your control?
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>>13740629
Is there such thing as facesitting, but with tits instead? Like she tries to suffocate you with her amazonian breasts status
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>>13740619

THESE CLAWS AIN'T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES!
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>>13740556
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>>13740665
Pony can be free and wear a collar. It doesn't have to imply slavery, it can just be a symbolic thing.
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>>13740684
CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER YOUR BIG FAT BUTT
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>>13740690

Anon, a pony cannot do that.
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>>13740674
I wonder if people here ever remember what they thought and how they acted at the mention of "MLP" before knowing about Gen4
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>>13740692
Does cancer pony squeal when you put her in a jacuzzi?
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>>13740705

Exactly.
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>>13740693
>You will never have a nice day at the local sports stadium with Fluttershy and maybe otheres
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>>13740705
I've actually always been a little bit interested. G4 only gave me an excuse to watch it because it was actually good. Hearing the classic MLP theme is actually a bit nostalgic.

I've always been a little bit into girly things though.
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>>13740697
The thumbnail always looks like tits.
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Would you?
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>Breaking Bad marathon.
...
Perhaps I should watch this show for once...
>>
Alright, that's it
I'm draining the liquor cabinet
What should I replace it with?
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>>13740737
http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/196/206/1100-boobs.png
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>>13740629
>She must be able to sense my faggotry
I found that really funny for some reason

>"Mmm damn that guy is fine and non-threatening"
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>>13740680
Generally yes. However, weight loss is by a case by case basis, your body decides where it wants to take the fat from.
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>>13740742
it's also on netflix

worth every minute of watching
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>>13740665
http://imgur.com/i9UpL8A

i also like my pony to be free and nude
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what did you do?
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>>13740738
Without the duck face and maybe with a little better stippling
Yeah
Probably
Rough, up against the bleachers
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>>13740451
>>13740478
I don't think i've genuinely laughed that hard in a long time.
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>>13740745
Rum
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>>13740763
thats not a pony
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>>13740745
Drain it into plastic bottles and ship it to me

>>13740680
Everyone is different
Her tits might be the first or the last part of her body to lose fat if she continually lost weight
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>>13740738
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>>13740766
Rarity you are repressing your emotions.
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>Oh boy, _____ is streaming porn
>Glance at the chat
>mf
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>>13740766
>you will never see rarity eat another anon in anger
>you will never rub her gut filled with him
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http://i.imgur.com/7Yw0yAP.jpg

this pone asks your for a dance.
would you?
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>>13740785
>Drain it into plastic bottles and ship it to me
A few friends of mine did that on a regular basis and called the aggregate the "bad decisions bottle"
That's generally a bad plan

Who would be the first to brave a shot?
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Celestia towering over you, using one hand to hold you tight against her body while the other rubs your groin. As you protest she says that nobody is going to stop a princess, she can do whatever she wants. And she wants what you want, as she feels your cock getting hard.
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>>13740795
IS someone streaming porn right now?
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>>13740201
good
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>>13740822
Wow that's actually a really nice ass

Good job
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Do you prefer Cantervania, or Mega Mare X?
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>>13740814
>she feels your cock getting hard
and what else?

http://images.4chan.org/mlp/src/1380149746325.png
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>>13740753
>>13740785
Man, I'm an idiot, my biology is uncomfortably rusty

time to go study
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>>13740790

Gaffer looks like some gay furry OC with his fur patterns.
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You can either be skinned alive and thrown into a salt mine, where you will have to find your own wya out alone without food, water or even light

Or you can pet Fluttershy, feed her some carrots and tell her she is nice
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>>13740850
salt mine
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>>13740850
I will tell her she's the nicest
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>>13740849
Do be fair, ponies DO have a lot of fur patterns
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>>13740798
It might be your lucky day man >>13740792
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>>13740850
throw me in
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>you will never a sexually forward amazonian Celestia
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>>13740850

how long do i have to pet fluttershy

If it's longer than like 2 seconds, i'm going for the salt mine
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>>13740875
>If it's longer than like 2 seconds, i'm going for the salt mine

Jeeze, you sound more scared then an NLF player
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>>13740864
Horses do. In the show there's, what, Pip and moonsplotchbutt with the "weirdest" markings?
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>>13740819

MT is
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>>13740850
I have a feeling there's something you aren't telling me. How does Fluttershy react to this?
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>>13740849
You only say that because of the rampant amount of them in that Luna video.
I got angry too.
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>>13740891
MT has a stream?
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>>13740844
At least you're curious, Anon
That's the most important thing

>>13740872
>She'll never give you a well paying job in the castle to keep you around
>She'll never visit you at your desk and play with your body from behind
>She'll never leave you on edge till that night
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>And that's a normal thing to do where you come from?
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>>13740897
She is a litte scared at first cause she doesn't know you, but once you show that you are gentle she warms up and eats a carrot pr two
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How does pony get over their social anxiety?

It's killing them on the inside
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>>13740872
there's a superior alternative
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>>13740909
Snuggling after sex? Yeah.
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>>13740849
It's just a star
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>>13740766
I'm reminded of how we were greentexting the other night about Rarity helping Rainbow Dash work through her romantic woes by watching sappy movies and sobbing into bowls of icecream.
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>>13740909
Yes
I'm telling you I have to cum every few days or it hurts
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>>13740910
Is she any good at Stratego?
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>>13740904
>At least you're curious, Anon
then that's dangerous thinking on my part
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>>13740889

Maybe non-solid colors is a BritPone trait? Gaffer does sound like a British name.
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>>13740904
>At least you're curious, Anon
>That's the most important thing


Yeah, he's curious about biology

That makes him BI Curious!
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>>13740917
They don't
They kill their self on the outside
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>>13740903

ye
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>>13740917
They don't
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>>13740909

Pinkie, we shit in things called "Toilets". We don't just do it in the street like you.
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>>13740945
Bicurious guys are a lot of fun
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>>13740904
>Occasionally, when you pass each other in the halls of the castle, she'll shove you into the wall and press you into it with a vicious kiss. It only lasts a few seconds before she walks away like nothing happened. Those seconds felt like hours.
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>>13740904
What if she casts a spell in the beginning of the month that prevents you from cumming at all until the end of the month?
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>>13740909
Yes Pinkie Pie.

I'm done eating so now I just put the left over in the fridge. I don't hork it down like you
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>>13740904
>you will never be her little fuck toy
>you will never have to keep it a secret while she is brash about it
>you will never have such a simple job to cover the fact
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>>13740978
but ponies shit in toilets too
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>>13740920
why is she so perfect
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>>13740997
>>13740978
>>13740930
>>13740923
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Shh!
Pone is trying to sleep.
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Pony asks you to eat them consenusally
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Give me a boner
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>>13740909
Yeah, we like to poke things up our butt to increase sexual pleasure or derive it entirely
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>>13741012
well maybe pony should drink more of its special sleepy time juice
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>>13741023
In a second, I'm almost done
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>>13741017
Can pone ask me to eat them non-consensually?
I mean, if they ask me, but it's non-consensual...
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>>13741017
pony must have misspoken
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>>13741008

I wish she crossed back over, even for a moment just to see what her pone form would look like.
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Pone doesn't want you to just cum inside her mouth.
She wants you to enjoy her oral massage as much as possible.
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>>13741023
Turn around
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>>13741008
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>>13741023
http://i.imgur.com/ZoEwoch.png
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>>13741051
>Pone doesn't want you to just cum inside her mouth.
How else is pone going to finish me off?
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>>13741051
pony's gonna have to step up their game, then
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>>13741051
I don't want to in there either, that's what he backside is for
I'm glad me and pony could reach an agreement in a civilized manner
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Should I do a thing where amazon Celestia uses Anon to release all of her sexual urges and being dominating, or have her be motherly instead?
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>>13741051
Wait what?

I'm just babysitting Scootaloo! I thought we were going to watch a Disney movie or something!
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>>13741080
DOMINATING but secretly loving
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>>13741023

https://derpicdn.net/img/2013/9/25/434594/large.gif
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You can go to Equestria and live where you want and make super best friends for ever with everyone

But if you ever try anything fresh and try to do anything sexually, you penis will explode like an M80
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>>13741080
do this >>13741089
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>>13741067
There needs to be more first person POV stuff like this
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>>13741102
Can I masturbate?
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>>13741080
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>>13741071
>>13741075
>>13741076
>>13741081
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>>13741102
Hmm.

Nah, I'll go to Equestria and have sex normally and skip that part.
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>>13741017
I comply

pony is delicious
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>>13741081
What if you were babysitting the CMC and they asked if you wanted to teach them about older mare stuff
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>>13740670
>Eurobeat quit ponies.
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>>13741118
Yes, but if you are caught

BANG
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MT says she likes you what do
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>>13741151
Bang a gong and get it on
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>>13741135
Well I GUESS they could watch a PG-13 movie...

Just don't tell Rarity, okay?
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Lebump has been maxed
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>>13741151
when did she say that
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>>13741135
Well then I'd tell them that is usually a conversation for their parents and I'm still trying to figure out mares, anyway
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>>13741132

>vore

No pls.
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>>13741166
Okay
But about half way through the movie Sweetie inches over right next to you and puts her hoof in your hand
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>>13741142
Man, he has the gayest tumblr avatar.
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>>13741080
You should just have pony Celestia forcing anon into awkward non sexual situations.
Making him the brunt of a cruel joke.
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>>13741089
>>13741109
>>13741119
Rolling
1-3: be lazy
4: do this thing
5-9: be lazy
0: sleep
dubs: work on other stuff
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Let him go, you stupid horse
How did you even talk him into this
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>>13739077

I want to frost their mini wheats.
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>>13741135
> You keep it pretty PC, trying to teach them how to pluck brows and curl eyelashes - you can sort of fudge that from what you remember on TV
> No idea how makeup's supposed to work but the dime store has plenty of cheap lipstick
> They seem to have everything well in hand and you leave them to their devices while preparing snacks
> Peanut butter and apple slices in hand, you return to them playing "lipstick party" with Sweetie's horn
> They have no idea why it's supposed to be a competition but Scootaloo clearly has a nasty gag reflex
> You spend most of the rest of the night explaining that's not really something they need to worry about at their age while scrubbing vomit out of Sweetie's hair, getting Scootaloo some seltzer, and trying - and failing - to get all the "wet-all-night" lipstick off of Sweetie's horn
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>>13741181
yes pls
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Oh that pony.
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>>13741142
Honestly I do not think I could eat enough food over the course of three life times to even begin to show how much of a crap I do not give over what /mlp/ thinks about anything
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>>13741189
he just wants to be a magical boy
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>>13741204
>They have no idea why it's supposed to be a competition but Scootaloo clearly has a nasty gag reflex

LEWD
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>>13741142
>caring
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>>13741206
pony is not for eating

yet pony is for feeding
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>>13741198
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Angel bunny.
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>>13741208
She needs a laugh track and Twilight to say "Oh that Rainbow Dash!
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>>13741222
Eurobeat was a pretty cool guy and his music wasn't that bad either
>>
Drawing until I fall asleep.
Rolling:
1-3: CMCs in stockings and nurse outfits
4-6: Octavia and Fiddlesticks
7-9: Shining Armor and Vinyl Scratch
0: Nothing
Dubs: first to get a second dub can request
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>>13741229
>you will never feed Red Ribbon french fries and giggle as she licks the salt from your fingers
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>>13741142
That thread is entirely misleading
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Something about Rarity doing Applejack's hair, but then anonymous said for it to be Rainbow Dash.

So I tried both.
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>>13741262
heh that's great
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>>13741262
beautiful
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>>13741229
>>13741229
what about feeding that pony with antoher pony?
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>>13741200
Boy oh boy

Derpy sure is retardis!
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>>13741251
>you will never have a hyper sexually wanting girl be forward with you
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>>13741260
why am I even alive
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>>13741132
So with soft vore, do the ponies stay in the stomach indefinately? OR do they eventually dissolve?
>>
Why aren't you flying to the castle?
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>>13741284
>dissolve
Fuck that.
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>>13741284
depends on your preferences

some like them staying, some like digestion, some like a full tour, some like a forced vomit escape
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>>13741234
>implying Flutters wouldn't get hi hi hi with Angel
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>>13741220
Some people just have a hair trigger
It's a pretty bad way of finding out
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>>13741262

Is your signature meant to look like the THX logo?
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>>13741262
oh gosh oh gosh oh gosh I love it
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>>13741284
How does one find vore sexually arousing?
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>>13741005
>but ponies shit in toilets too

{{citation needed}}
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>>13741233
Don't give me that look. I gave it a fair chance.
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>>13741321

The Derpy episode.
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>>13741321
dyewts
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>>13741327
But everyone shat all over derpy, not toilets.
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>>13741284
Depends on what you are into, they can dissolve, or stay inside until it's time to pass through
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>>13741284

snuff is ok
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>>13741142
About fucking time. Can the bandwagon stop now?
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>>13741321
DYEWTS?
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Pony just ate all your good MREs
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I hope s04 has an episode where everyone has an alternative hair style.
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>>13741351
Oh god oh fuck oh god oh fuck
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>>13741262
That's adorable
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>>13741320
Control

bellies

stuffing

cramped spaces

all in one
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>>13741353
But S3 had that episode already.
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>>13741334
>>13741327
Pardon?
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>>13741208
>>13741235
What a cute butt
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>>13741351
>good MREs
pony is starving
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>>13741310
Not really.
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>>13741321
Over a Barrel
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>>13741344
He didn't quit ponies OP is trying to ruse people or does not process reading comprehension skills
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>>13741351
She's going to have a wicked bad tummy ache and she needs to pay me back. Also eat some yogurt afterward to replace the bacteria from all that irradiated food.
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>>13741351
Fine by me

That stuff tasted like toilet paper!
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>>13741351
hope pony enjoys her terrible bathroom visits
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>>13741280
The worst feel

>>13741248
yay
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>>13741371
In "the last roundup" pinkie uses an outhouse
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>>13741353
Do you think ponies would fight like giraffes. Just slapping their necks together.
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>>13741398
>slapping
>belly
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>go to a bar
>see this
>what do
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>>13741398
we know in canon how ponies fight
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>>13741422
So I've finally lost my mind and I'm starting to see ponies everywhere. I should be horrified but I'm sort of happy.
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>>13741377
More accurately the food's been irradiated such there isn't replacement bacteria for her stomach to absorb, not that there's much radiation left in the product.
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>>13741422

Slide up next to Big Mac and start rubbing his thigh.
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>>13741398
>Rainbow Dash challenges you to a fight
>She just keeps slapping you over and over again with the side of her big horse neck
>She's doing it hard, but its not exactly painful
>This goes on for like half an hour
>"That fuck is this shit?"
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>>13741422
Burn the place to the ground.
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>>13741422
>wonder why I came to a bar
>go back home
>video games
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>>13741385
so this is what creator's remorse feels like...
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>>13741422
Ask her if her purse's seat is taken
And why that wine glass is empty
More to the point if she wants me to call a taxi to bring her home, she seems a little far gone already
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>>13741424
What they can't have alternative fighting styles? I'm sure ponies like snails would benefit from it.
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>>13740212
Here ya go
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>>13741422
Push past to Pinkie and offer her a ride home
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>>13741444
What? it was great, c'mon.
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>>13741262

Without their hair and in b/w it's a bit hard to tell who is who.
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>>13741422
Ask if there's something on my shirt or something

That's the realistic answer
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>>13741422
Take her purse and bolt!
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>>13741453
O.. oh my.
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>>13741453
Today is a good day
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>>13741451

>Alternative fighting styles

Well...
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>>13741463
I've had better.
seriously, "bubble wand"? what was I thinking?
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>>13741479
>you'll never be a drunken master
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>>13741470
>cutie mark
>freckles
gee anon, you're right
it truly is impossible to know whom is whom
what a conundrum
the mystery of the century
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>order a pizza
>it looks like an awful representation of your favorite pony

What would she/it taste like?
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Pone ate too much pizza
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>>13741483
It's silly, and someting I'm sure she'd say.
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>>13741483
It's time to do another, a better one then.
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>>13741500
"Don't just stare at it, eat it"
like strawberries, blueberries, and electricity
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>inexplicable chest tightening anxiety

Maybe I should draw to take my mind off things.
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>>13741500
I bet that one would taste like a pizza Pie!
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>>13741507
Maybe she should stop ordering it with "the works"
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>>13741497

>sarcasm

I wasn't saying its impossible. but I couldn't do it at a glance. I had to search out their cutie marks. It made me think that "samebody" type designs wouldn't work in b/w comics.
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>>13741500
>>13741507
>pizzamind
>>
Would Tenchi be a brony?
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>>13741521
draw Dash in a Fluttershy costume
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>>13741262

Drawing again tonight?
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>>13741507
I ate too much potatoes o'brien
maybe pony and I can have a siesta together and feel bloated for awhile
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Anyone know the artist of this?
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>>13741538
fuck tenchi

urusei yatsura >>>>>>>>>>>>> good anime > naruto > tenchi

FUCK tenchi
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>>13741521
Draw something evil
Always works for me.
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>>13741531
>I had to search out their cutie marks
I'm sorry, but I just had to laugh at that
But I understand, it is hard with it in black and white
also, DID YOU NOT SEE RAINBOW DASH'S WING?
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>>13741553
Mohawkrex
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>>13741422
shit my pants in fear
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>>13741262

I've always meant to ask.

What's the name of that guy you keep drawing? Is he from another show?
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>>13741559
Is rape evil?
What about pedophilia?
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>>13741555
woah fuck you dude
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>>13741553
http://derpibooru.org/tags/artist-colon-mohawkrex
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>>13741513
maybe someday.
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>>13741262
IM DIE
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>>13741550
That sounds pretty cute, I'll give it a shot.

>>13741559
I don't like drawing evil stuff. I don't particularly like drawing sad or angry stuff either because I think it rubs off on me emotionally.
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>>13741589
yes
and yes.
what do you have in mind?
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>>13741589
guro is evil
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>>13741597
>Oh look it's this gif again
>Wait what?
My body was not ready.
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>>13741500
papajohns garlic sauce will make anything taste good. even a raging horsedick erection in your mouth.
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>>13741589
>What about pedophilia?

MLPG used to have weekly Pedo debates. We never agreed on anything. Why bring it up again?
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keep it down
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>>13741597
I wish it was smoother when she rips off her clothes and jumps in
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>>13741615
But that would already taste good
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>>13741615

It's not even a sauce.

It's like fake-garlic flavored oil.

It has NO right to taste that good.
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>>13741623
hnnngngn
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>>13741589
yes
yes
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Apples
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>>13741600
>>13741444
>tfw still no voxix Marker
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inflation
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>>13741686
fuck apples
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>>13741698
unf?
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>>13741698
What the hell kid?
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>>13741689
voxix stopped being hot when he started drawing horse snouts on all his characters
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Gentlemen, and Rose. How do we fix pony?
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>>13741711
Gunshot wound.
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>>13741707
It's time for a change
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>>13741697
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>tfw no Twilight/Celestia/Luna fapfics
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What is Rainbow Dash giggling like a retard at?
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>>13741741
this is turrible
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>>13741743
I just told her a really funny sexy joke.
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>>13741698
>>13741719
You know, one thing I do like about the Hot Minute is Applejack making a joke about apples but saying she likes all kinds of foods.

Because she does.
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>>13741743
She's watching The Big Bang Theory on tv.
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It is time. Tell me your troubles, post your secrets.
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>>13741743
You just took off your pants
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You've injured yourself greatly sprinting away from a Hydra only to fall over two stories, there's no compound fracture and thankfully Ponyville is only a little ways off.
Ponies there seem have a problem with things/people that are different, who would be the first to lend a hand/hoof?
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You're not boring, I'm just bored with you.
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>>13741781
without the laugh tracks
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>>13741786
My apartment was having a party on the roof and they made a bunch of these mini pecan pie cupcakes and they were really fucking good so I grabbed like half of them and bolted.
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>>13741779

>Hot Minute with Applejack came out today

Fuck, I was MLPG for most of today, how did I not hear about it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWcxeBCOst4
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>>13741743
Your reaction when she showed you there really isnt anything there.
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>>13741791
Fuck those racists asstards, go see Zecora.
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>>13741807
>not knowing about the pony's secret anus
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>>13741786
i drew more shitty gore
http://sadpanda.us/images/1844249-VR1ZZ0Y.png
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>>13741786
The only people I filter are BCS (for obvious reasons) and SB (the guy doesn't even bother trying to hide the blog posting shit)
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>>13741786
Sometimes I get really angry at other contributors.
But I hate myself for it because I don't know how much of that anger stems from legitimate distaste and how much is just petty jealousy at their being better than me at things I wish I could excel at.
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>>13741794
Ah understand.
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>>13741822
You should at least draw Sweetie Belle sewing it back on to make it all better
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>>13741822
well, at least it's not her wing
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>>13741822
Dotkwa pls, Pony is not for pain
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>>13741842
NO PAIN NO GAIN
GOTTA WORK OFF THAT BURRITO AND SMOOTHIE
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>>13741786
I run a company that needs art and every so often I'm tempted to throw a contributor a bone but shy away.
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>>13741786
I hate the existence of one of my favorite artist
During the time he was drawing, I was doing jack shit and it pisses me off
His existence alone makes me sick of my self for my laziness, but I use this hate as fuel to continue on make improve my art
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>>13741825

The only thing you need to excel at something, is dedication. And if you don't have that, time.
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>>13741825
I kinda know that feel.

But then i just say fuck it and shitpost away. i think you're letting MLPG get to you.
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>>13741858
What kind of art?
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Which humanized pony would have the smoothest legs
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>>13741607
I'm with you on pedophilia, but people out of puberty (like, say, 16-something) isn't really fucking a child any more.

Then it's Ephebophilia, something practiced by anyone who can pop a boner to Britney in her pre-18 days.

A that point you have to be careful about consent and power dynamics but it's plausible such a person can consent.
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>>13741874
>But then i just say fuck it and shitpost away

This is a problem.
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>>13741855
Really anon?

Gonna bring up my Smoothy again?
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>>13741867

>spent the summer spending most of my hours drawing, making new content almost every day
>school starts back up and I haven't been able to do a single drawing in a full month

i want to draw so bad
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>>13741883
Kid's books, I showed Rose to a client once but she didn't like "them anime eyes."
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>>13741786
Sometimes I ask for requests and either can't finish them, don't like how it looks and erase it, or don't like any of them so I don't draw.

I feel awful every time.
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>>13741902
I'm just fucking with ya
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I tried to do things the way Dooks does, but it took me a whole lot longer than I'd thought it would. Sorry, Anon if you're even still here.
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>>13741804
> Applejack doesn't know what a fez is
I'm okay with this
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>>13741867
says the guy jealous of other better known artists here
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Applejack's hat confirmed for prize from the ponyville fair, not left behind by her dead father and worn by her always as a sign of remembrance

That's the death of the last of old MLPG fanon. A bittersweet feel
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>>13741914
Why do we fall?
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>>13741915
It's okay <3
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>>13741786
I get angry with people who complain about trip/namefags, especially tex, but I get even angrier at the people who respond to them. There are always people saying not to respond, but there are just as many who get too riled up or are too thick-headed to keep themselves from falling for it.

Also, unless S4 is really good or inspires a lot of OC, I might be seeing an end to the ride. Not because ponies have become uninteresting, but because I think it's time for me to move on. The thought is a little scary since I've been on the ride for so long.

I'll still look at pony stuff, but I won't be creating it any more and browsing it won't be taking up so much of my time.
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>>13741623
that's cute whoever you are!
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>>13741895
Not really. You'd be surprised how fun it can be if you stop taking things so seriously.
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>>13741907
Hey, I bet MT would be perfect for that

>>13741917
I wish I could absorb Dooks' coloring powers
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http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-6-weirdest-things-weve-learned-since-911/
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>>13741938
Because Rainbow Dash is an asshole?
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>>13741951
Goodbye Anonymous who never did anything for us and always said they did, I'll miss you most of all
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>>13741953
No mate, really.
Don't do that.
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>>13741786
I'm shopping for a ring. I have no idea when I'll be able to propose.
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>>13741917
it's shit
thanks~
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>>13741952
Not me, just some cute Dash tumblr I found the other day

http://askdashedrainbow.tumblr.com/
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>>13741858
>I run a company that needs art and every so often I'm tempted to throw a contributor a bone but shy away.

Do it.

Show them some Tex Art. Tex's stuff and humor seems well suited to kids books. I don't think there's ever been a "normal tough guy lives in a cute girly world and gets annoyed with them" book ever.
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>>13741822
I'm glad I can' event tell what sort of edgy bullshit you did this time
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>>13741890
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>>13740268
m-muh frens
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>>13741786
Knowing im too lazy and stubborn to draw hurts so much. I've always wanted to create cute things that people and myself would like to see, but I see how much time and dedication it takes and I just can't do it. I can see what i'm missing out on.
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>>13741983
Oh yeah, well maybe YOU'RE shit!
I love you.
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>>13741953
You have to realize that there is an enjoyable line between taking things to seriously and just having fun or it would just be chaotic and no fun at all.
Every time you think it's funny to shit post you push that line further in the direction of everyone having to take things a little more seriously. So don't do it.
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>>13741938
Because we're clumsy fucks who can't even do something simple like walking right and we can't do anything right and we never will and everyone else will pass us up and all our friends will leave us until we're just a dot in the distance
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>>13741937
I for one do not like it.
I don't think Hot Topic videos should count as canon but until I get something better I'll just be in denial.
Even if it was just a regular hat she wears a lot, it would be better then that. For fuck's sakes she wears it everywhere.
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>>13741786
Lately I've only been able to edge thinking about a mare teasing it out of me.
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>>13741804

All those clips were from previous eps, right? Which episode had her lining up those buckets?
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>>13742004
oh gosh~
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>>13741989
They just would illustrate the books anon, they'd have to run through a script. And I like Tex's stuff but he hasn't been able to do sequential art very well and doesn't generally go to finish alot. So I'd be wary about choosing him without knowing what kind of product he'd put out.
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>>13741786
i'm forcing myself to think about suicide every day while secluding myself so it will be easy once the day comes and i'm making good progress. i'm getting sicker and sicker of living every day.
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>>13741834
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>>13742039
the fuck is wrong with you?
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>>13742042
perfect
thanks Dot you're a swell guy
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>>13741890
Rarity no contest

I seriously need more humanized Rarity pics with focus on her feet.
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>>13742042
#SPEEDY
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>>13742042
Geeze Dotkwa, you're fast.
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>>13742039
is that why you've been avoiding everyone, despite people wanting to help you?
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https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/104chbtb4r73ogf/faithful.png
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>>13742039
Oh god please just kill yourself kraut.
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>>13742057
>>13742060
>12 minutes
>fast
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>>13742045
i have nothing to look forward to. from this point it will get only worse and i better prepare myself.
>>13742062
i'm not who you are thinking about
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>>13741786
I find it exhausting being around people, even online, and I'm worried that I come off as aloof and standoffish when I'm really not meaning to.
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>>13741786
I consider A True True Friend to be my all time favourite song and listening to it helps me get through shit days.
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what if mlpg gta v crew?
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>>13742035

that sucks.

Just a cog in a machine. What makes Tex unique is his scenarios.

but I think he and others should embrace comics. They're the best form of story telling out there.
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>>13741786
Sometimes I think Fluttershy wants to be more than friends
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>blackberry cabernet sorbet
>literally start gagging because it smells so much like wine

It tastes good though
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You can either be thrown into a salt mine and then once you hit the bottom, Rarity will arrive and queef in your face

or

You can stay where you are, but turn around and find yourself face to vag with Rarity's horse vag right as she queefs in your face
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Tex still here?
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>>13742067
this is a very good thing. I like this thing. I want more of this thing.
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>>13742077
Can I try to help you?
I have depression myself and helping people makes me feel better
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>>13742090
Noone wants to pay someone to do what they do anon, they pay them to do what they want them to do. I usually give the artists alot of artistic freedom and slack but work is work.
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>>13742085
>playing console shite
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>>13742077
>i have nothing to look forward to
bullshit
unless you are the last remaining member of your family, you have plenty to look forward to
don't be a dick and kill yourself, go cook something
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Is everything bold again??

MOOOOOT
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>>13742085
What if:
1. Not on PC(makes it difficult to organize)
2. 2 Consoles the general may be split across
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>>13742138
Not for me it isn't.
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>>13742145
whoa, refresh
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>>13742123
JUST FUCKING IGNORE HIM, OR TAKE IT TO SKYPE OR SOMETHING
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>>13741907
That's a common comment, but I'm working on it. That's nice of you, though, thanks.
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>>13742150
Thanks for the advice shithead
Now my autism is in overdrive
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>>13742123
i'm beyond help. i have tried others have tried, all have failed and i've been shoveling my grave for far longer than i realized and now it's too late.
try finding someone who isn't a lost cause, you'll find plenty here.
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>>13742098
>pistachio gelato
Shit's so good I got two whole tubs
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>>13742156
RECURSIVE
FILTERING
FAGGOT
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IT'S A BOLD NEW WORLD
Anyone want a quickfic? All things are on the table.
Target length three posts or around 4500 characters, the SECOND prompt gets it.
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>>13741786

I really wish blandanon/hateanon/straightedgeanon would get a new schtick. It's not even offensive at this point, because it's so predictable - he's gotten to be like that one guy who tries to be edgy and offensive, but it mostly ends up being him sitting at the back of the room, saying "HAH... 'niggers...!'" and laughing really forcedly to himself.
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>>13742156
>says to ignore
>isn't ignoring
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>>13742162
I love you too anon
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>>13742159
Actually I love the anime eyes, more so the client had a disposition to realistic styles. You and noel are pretty much what I consider the two best sides of cartoony art. She's very realistic with a background in anatomy and you're very loose with a very lyrical style. The only thing I would suggest you work on is your coloring, or moreso just experimenting with different ways of doing it.
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>>13742169
>try finding someone who isn't a lost cause, you'll find plenty here.
WOW WAY TO BE AN ASSHOLE, DOUCHEBAG
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>>13742177
Celestia and Luna making anon the royal jester, following through a day in his shoes.
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>>13742177
something something sexually assertive amazonian hyper tits Celestia
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>>13742169
Yeah that's cool but please don't shit up a pony thread with it
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>>13742177
Pregnant Cherilee
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slutty r63 sweetie belle
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>>13742177
Anon and Derpy on a date in an amusement park.
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>>13742196
Will do, chief! Thanks for the heads up
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>>13742098

That sounds good, actually.

I made a batch of ice-cream a while back from cheap box-wine - froze really hard but tasted pretty good. I'll have to see if I can make a batch with plum wine or something.
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>>13742002
Never be creative!
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>>13742218
It also looks delicious as fuck
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>>13742225
It worked for tiara
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>>13742203
I'm not really sure what I can do with that
But I'll try something
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I don't wanna annoy people anymore so Im not gonna link the gore, if I draw more, here anymore
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>>13742240
And Anon is being a beta the whole time.
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>>13742238
The sad part is you're right
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>>13742254
Oh for fuck's sake, no
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>>13742246
thanks for the personal blog update
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>>13742246
I never understood the appeal of gore, but I won't give anyone shit for drawing it.
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>>13742246
Good idea, gore is gross
I didn't like when GG did it to ponies years ago either.
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>>13742246
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>>13742246
Do what you want. Fuck everybody else.
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has leth been doing the daily post count? I want to see how the posting amount changed.
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>Eurobeat shows up in the thread saying he quit the fandom.
>Everyone flips out.
>'OH SHIT HES HERE, SCATTER!'
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>MLPG
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>>13742289
Leth is ded do to a horrific magnet accident.
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>>13742289
he quit quicker than last hiatus.
he won't even show up for the next one.
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