Why are you looking here? You guys never follow the topic anyway.Old topic horse>>13727216
This is a wonderful thread
>>13729729Fluttershy's a useless cunt who can't into weather.
Riddick is best pony
>>13729726What a shitty topic.
>>13729729>>13729751I'll come up with something next time.
>Quake kills 45 in Pakistan, creates new island in seahttp://www.reuters.com/article/2013/09/24/us-pakistan-quake-idUSBRE98N0HJ20130924WhoaWhat if there was a massive earthquake in Equestria?
it's a rite of passage for each Apple family girl to make her own Daisy Dukes for the big harvest party each fall.
>>13729765pegasi laugh as Canterlot falls off of its cliff and into the ocean
>>13729765I guess video games really are dangerous.
I'm going to sleep with pony.
>>13729765Ban QuakeUT 4 lyf
>>13729765They control the earthquakes.So it would be planed by the ponies
>>13729768But Canterlot is far from the ocean.>>13729773There are volcanoes in Equestria, so this means plate tectonics a thing too. Would Celestia be powerful enough to do earth-related magic?Princess of Earth when?
>Twilight is an alicorn and has been given the title 'Princess of Magic'>Shiny is captain of the royal guard>Twilight's mom is the author of a line of best selling novelsSo what's her dad? Mayor of fucking canterlot?Mary Sue runs strong in the blood here.
>>13729786>They control the earthquakes.Although it would be neat to see
>>13729699>after a few more minutes of agonizing silence, Silver Spoon appears at the top of the stairway>you almost drop the corsage in shock>clad in a flowing violet open-back dress, her hair styled into wavy locks reaching down to her shoulderblades, her usual glasses eschewed in favor of a pair of thin-framed spectacles, a string of pearls hanging across her neck...>she's gorgeous>seeing you, her eyes widen in surprise>"You look grea-!">catching herself, she pretends to have gotten something caught in her throat>"Uh, I mean...not bad. I almost didn't recognize you at first.">you're too entranced to roll your eyes, watching transfixed as she descends the staircase>seeing the corsage in your hands, she cracks a small grin>"For me? Oh, you shouldn't have.">she holds out her wrist for you, giving you a coy smile>as you slip the corsage onto her, she turns her head away and tries to hide the giddy look on her face>her composure returns the instant it's on>holding up her wrist, she inspects the arrangement of flowers>"...Hmm. Acceptable.">her eyes refocus on you>"So...are we doing this or what?">the butler holds the door open as the two of you step outside>"Remember, my good sir. Back by midnight.">"Understood."
>>13729812have you even been paying attention?
>>13729765They seem to control all the natural weather stuff that happens, perhaps they're in charge of when earthquakes happen? But it seems kind of counter intuitive to ever schedule an earthquake.
>>13729807>Natural occurrences happening by themselves in Equestria is unnatural. See My Little Pony Friendship is magic, Season 1, Episode 2
>>13729821>>13729827We've seen them control weather and seasons, nothing about the sea or the proper earth phenomena. What's a pegasus supposed to do, bathe in lava to move it away?
>>13729807Pinkie MicroTwilight says at the start that there was no Earthquake scheduled at that time.
>>13729765I wonder if one could buy the island
>>13729832We've also seen them control animal behavior, such as their hibernation. Earthquakes probably happen when tons of earth ponies stomp their hooves in unison. Like how the running of the leaves happened. Pegasi could make a big tornado to pick up and move lava like they've done before.
>>13729832Maybe that's left up to earth and sea ponies?
>>13729821Maybe they do it to prevent massive earthquakes to happen. So Earthquakes happen naturally but ponies prevent them by doing smaller earthquakes before enough pressure accumulates to make a big one
>>13729844This is probably what happens. The same thing has been shown to happen with the clouds. They don't schedule a rainfall for too long and the clouds build up and up and lead to a torrential downpour
>>13729810where's the sex
>>13729852>They don't schedule a rainfall for too long and the clouds build up and up and lead to a torrential downpourWhen did that happen?
>>13729836Fuck it's true, I completely missed it.This could only be unicorn magic's work, though.>>13729843I like this explanation more. But I suppose that Hasbro does not want us to see ponies in Equestria who are not ruled by Celestia, so they resort to other species entirely, like Saddle Arabians (and griffons, dragons, manticores etc etc)Although the sea ponies book had an interesting concept for a council of the various races' rulers.
>>13729857Slumber party episodeDYEWTS?
I love Twilight.
>>13729868What noAnon watch the episode again. They did that to make up for the rains they skipped not because what you said.
>>13729810more for the love of god, more.
>>13729868>>13729872>I simply cannot imagine why the Pegasus ponies would schedule a dreadful downpour this evening and ruin what could have been a glorious sunny day. >They accidentally skipped a scheduled sprinkle last week, so we need a doozy of a downpour to make up for it, is all.
>>13729852Wasn't that "we skipped too much, now have some rain"?Note that they didn't create the clouds, though. Natural phenomena happen, they just can control and direct it.
>>13729876sorry, but I think I'm going to have to call it. it's 4AM, and 0pone is calling.I might continue it later if there's any interest.
Twilight keeps me in the basement along with other Anons and perform TF magic on us without consent.Then she ships us off to rarity so she can make us more "presentable" to the stallions of Ponyville.
>>13729879They create the clouds actually. Huricane Fluttershy remember
I need songwriting exercise. I can't upload for lack of mic. I've been really depressed lately about my lack of creativity (sure people have noticed that I always need ideas spoonfed to me with design/art) and since I never go out and I repress all my feelings I have no real inspiration. I could write a song about being a lazy alcoholic hack if I wanted.So I'd like some simple ideas from you lot, pony related or not. Give me whatever subject or parameters you'd like. I'm just going to bin all of these anyway.also hi
>>13729881awalrightwill you cap i at least? or a pastebin is fine too
>>13729818I fucking hate MSOB's humans.
>>13729885They CAN create them. It doesn't mean that if there weren't ponies, Equestria would have no clouds or precipitations.Also they're controlled by other magical beings too, like Wendigos.
>>13729887I'll throw together a pastebin real quick.the cap will have to wait 'til morning.
>>13729882I like it
>nothing in equestria is rud by natureman, fuck that I'm going in the everfree.
>>13729891thanks broteen silver spoon is always good.
>>13729895The Everfree Forest is possibly a remain pre-princesses Equestria?
>>13729907The everfree has grown so much due to magical contamination Remember that's where the elements of harmony were unleashed/luna turned into NMM.Several millithaums,at least.
>Every living thing depends on the life-giving nourishment of rainwater, and it is up to Cloudsdale to provide rain-filled clouds to every corner of Equestria>13729890>
>>13729909What if the Palace was there because it was the place that needed more elements magic to push back the natural one? And then it returned to its previous status.The EoH were completely inert.
>>13729910>every living thing depends on the life-giving nourishment of earth ponies, who work the fields>every living thing grows because of the life giving sun our benevolent god bestows upon us every dayPraise celestia.
What would pony pony in a song?
>>13729885So Appleloosa is a barren desert because pegasi are assholes?
>>13729920Just hope that she never has a bad day or gets bored of her job.
>>13729925Elements of Harmony
>>13729932SMITE THE HERETIC
>>13729934What's got her so happy.Did she just slap anon's ass?
>>13729939>smiting hereticsI don't think Celestia would approve of that.
>>13729931YesThat and lazy fucks
>>13729943SILENCE YOU HERETIC, THE GOD EMPRESS KNOWS WHAT'S BEST FOR US ALL
>>13729947>KNOWS WHAT'S BEST FOR US ALLThen why isn't she here and enjoys a nice day with me? ;_;
>>13729950BECAUSE YOU'RE AN HERETICI AM CUDDLING HER NOW AND SHE SAYS YOU SMELL FUNNY.THAT'S BECAUSE SHE'S OMNICOGNISCIENT.and clean up your room.
>>13729950Need of the many over the needs of a few
What the hell happen to flimfalmpihlosophy? where are rainbow dash presents episodes? Why are there so many fucking stupid let's plays?Where is my RDP?
>>13729946And they say that since the foundation of Equestria the hatred between different races was settled.Yet those lazy fucks cause the earth ponies to starve.
>>13729956they dried up
>>13729963But it was so good.And I see that he's making frames for "bittersweet".
>>13729964>BitersweetThat fic that was a continuation of shit random anons wrote over a few months? Where Pinkie dies of diabetes?
>>13729969I... I don't know. There's derpy in all frames so I don't think so?
WELL DON'T JUST STAND THERE, COME IN!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWIJPe912icThis is the last animation he did.it's pretty good.
>Playing Doom II jumpmaze>The record for the current map was set by Rainbow DashFirst time I've laughed at a pony name in a video game
>Pegasus ponies get the Young Aces school>Unicorn ponies get to study with the fucking Queen>mudponies get to toil in farms since young age
>>13729726This guy is the OP who 404'd his own thread yesterday.I have no proof, just intuition.
>>13729978>RD is a speedplayer
>>13729973>there's Derpy in all framesWhich tells us nothing since the things he does aren't even close to what the fic is about.
>>13729984>he doesn't even remember most of the story and music>Twilight hits her every time she says that she completed a game but can't even remeber the name of the main characters>Rarity is the only one who ever bested it at a games because the Sims doesn't have an ending so there's no finish line
I want to frot my big dick with your little dick
>>13730003In my defense I need to sleep
>>13730038...well that's new
>>13730042Not really. It been around for a year or so.
>>13730048I have never seen this version till now.
>>13730038No-one will ever take you like this
>>13730042yeah never saw that one either.
>>13730038The only good frame in the entire gifhttp://i.imgur.com/fKqLgAz.gif
pony forgot how to eat her ice cream cone
>>13730077Somebody wants to get #scruffed
>>13730077I don't get it, why would you post this?There's a ton of websites for R34. Do you want to be stupid?
>>13730101Why is she so perfect?
>>13730116Nerdy Flutters is best Flutters.
So Marvel are not too quick, but still.
>>13730125she a slatslatter than rediv
>>13730125Why can't she be real?
WHY ARE THERE FLUTTERFAGSGO BACK IN THE BASEMENTS WHERE YOU BELONG, YOU FOUL CREATURES OF U'DUN
>>13730133why can't any of them be real?
>>13730134I'd rather deal with flutterfags than Celestiafags. God they're annoying.
>>13730125I want to smell her socks
>>13730116>>13730125>>13730133>>13730139Utterly disgusting and completely revolting.
>>13730143you've made yourself an enemy,son.
>>13730149Are you seriously going to tell me that you hate human Fluttershy?
>>13730139They do not deserve to be a part of this cruel reality, Anon.
>>13730154In all her forms.
>>13730154I hate everything related to any form of her.
>>13730166you and me, brother.
>>13730098Scratch what are you doing
>>13730164So Rainbow Dash have a plastic crotch?
>>13730160>>13730166>>13730168You have your opinion and I respect it.Holy shit kill yourself you pathetic waste of space.
Fluttershy is just a gross animal hoarder.
>>13730174fluttershy is shit tier,anon.
>>13729983>hour later responseNo, I was the one who offered to responsibly make them.
>>13730174>fucking EQG fluttershyYou are truly the scum of the earth.
>>13730174XD you legend
>>13730184>Not allowed to pick both shit and awful0/10 did not answer
fluttershy only keeps animals because she's a sergal and eats themprove me wronf
You cant sex them both.
>4 hours to see if it will have been worth the weight
>>13730183>not fucking EQG fluttershyAre you some kinda gay homosexual faggot?
>>13730202HL3 would be on friday
>>13730203I can't decideFff, rollodds - Odipus crewevens - Rarafags
>>13730201Sex is not a verb.
>hating Fluttershy>not focusing all your hatred towards Princess Showmurderer Worstpony
>>13730202wait wait wait.y'all telling me HL3 is coming this week?
>>13730205I apologize for having good taste.
>>13730211NO ANON YOU ARE THE SHOWMURDERER WORSTPONY
>>13730203Rarafags sure don't have a lot of friends in here
>>13730215No, just the official announcement
>>13730202Train Simulator 2014 is coming out tomorrow
>>13730211shes fat too
>>13730211I hate all of the ponies equally. Except Rarity.
Are you not happy that your quest is complete, and you can return to your studies in Canterlot?
>>13730215It'll most likely be on Friday, if anythingO = Steam OS[O ] = SteamBox?O + O = Source2?
>>13730219That's because it's fucking impossible to draw good human Rarity Come to think of it, why DOES MLPG hate Rarity?
>>13730211>Being this butthurt 7 months after the fact
I feel bad for anyone who thinks the announcement is Half Life 3.
>implying this is HL3
>>13730238The friday one is more liikely to be HL3. This is just the gabecube announcement
>>13730182That doesn't exactly make you trustworthy automatically, and there's still the chance because of the notopic that you're the same person who tried to start threads with TwixBrad some time ago, but I suppose everyone's gotta start somewhere.
>>13730238>implying they would announce the gabecube without a game to sell it
>>13730237Twilight has been worst pony since long before s3e13
>>13730236Because MLPG has no class.
>>13730249>more likely No. Not at all.
>>13730219It's because any insult to Rarity is met with>not knowing who best pony isIt's the equivalent of declaring yourself the winner after having done nothing
>>13730236She's a fucking slut and worst character of the show. Makes me glad I finally switched to Fluttershy.
>>13730202>>13730215>>13730232Today it's steambox. You know, steam OS in a box. Friday is Source2
>>13730255Not enough fabulosity
>>13730236Because MLPG has class. Ra ra tea has no class. She has no grace or finesse. She has only what snobby hipsters think is class, grace and finesse.
https://derpicdn.net/img/2013/9/25/434574/large.pngI'm unfing at this and you can't stop me
>>13730236I don't hate any of the [insert pony]fags.Apart from Rumble fags, they can burn in hell.
>>13730238>>13730248>>13730249The announcement of Source2 would pretty much be the equivalent of announcing HL3, L4D3, Portal 3, and TF3 all at the same time.
>>13730265I didn't know NMM was into head shrinking
>>13730265It's pure shit
>>13730267Well, yeah, except without doing any of that. They will probably announce a title that is not HL3 along with S2, I'd imagine l4d3.
>>13730267what's "source 2"?
>>13730272It's the implication, is what I mean. Source2 means any of the aforementioned could be announced soon after.
TF3 better let me import my TF2 hats, or no deal.
>>13730265The showstyle really doesn't work well for porn. The only one who could somewhat pull it off was JunglePony and even there only suggestive stuff really worked.
>>13730236because she's a slut.>>13730259Steam... OS?the hell?Is it going to be good only for games?
>>13730267I just want to know the orderValve will probably put something easy like L4D3 out first like they did CS:S>tfw it's not going to be a Linux exclusive to usher forth the year of the Linux desktop
>>13730278>Is it going to be good only for games?If I got it right it's supposed to be for a console so yeah, I guess it will be mostly for games.
>>13730278>Is it going to be good only for games?Like consoles are supposed to be
>>13730273Successor to the Source engine and Goldsrc before itGabe has confirmed it himself
>>13730273Valve's game engine. Source is way out of date and they've used it to its fullest potential, and it's already like 10 years old.
>>13730278>Is it going to be good only for games?That's the intent. You know, like a console.It's a smart move, because it cuts straight to the intent instead of using it for anything else.
>>13730278Steam OS has been announced two days ago and they describe it fairly well. It's a ponut/loonix based OS that is actually supposed to be fairly usable but mainly for vidya, and of course only vidya that's been ported to linux. On the upside, you can stream your vidya ala OnLive from your main PC to the PC running SteamOS locally, thus making it less useless.
>>13730288>Source is almost 9 years oldHOLY FUCKTHAT IS FUCKING IMPRESSIVE
I can't wait for Valve to reveal their new IP when they unveil Source 2 Octodad: Source
Alright, so instead of asking why you hate other ponies, why do you like yours?I like Rarity's character and personality.
>>13730278It's going to be Ubuntu that boots into Steam Big Picture Mode automaticallyIt's just making it easier for idiots to install it>>13730296UNF
>>13730297>Rarity>personalityTop HueShe's the most shallow and vain character of the show.
>>13730295Exactly. It needed updating in a bad way.They pretty much used it to its fullest extent before moving on. Source2 could potentially last them the same amount of time.
If they were doing a source 2 they would have already announced it before Titanfall. Valve do engine upgrades now, any "Source2" would just be another small upgrade with a name for marketing.
Greetings, Gabe Newell here. Here at Valve, we've been working on a number of big big projects...big projects that we're pretty sure you've been looking forward to for a long LONG time.This coming winter season, be prepared, to see everything come full circle when we Update Team Fortress 2 with over 3,000 new hats! On top of that, both Left 4 Dead 1 and 2 will receive a patch that allows you to switch out 75 all new weapons and even wear different 150 different outfits!
>>13730309I'd pay to be able to use the tf2 characters in l4d
>>13730291>and of course only vidya that's been ported to linuxThat's kinda disappointing.
>>13730297I like Fluttershy because she's sweet and has an angelic voiceAnd I can relate to her self loathing>>13730308Titanfall is cross-generation and has been in development for agesSource on 6th generation hardware looked like absolute shit. Source 2 will probably be the same
>>13730297She doesn't seem like the person that would ever nag about shit and be passive aggressive as soon as she dislikes something but rather sit down and talk about it in a rational manner.Also she has pretty wings.
>>13730320>And I can relate to her self loathingSelf-loathing is a thing, being a passive aggressive bitch who snaps everytime she has some screentime is another
>Bashing SteamOSThis is probably the most important thing in progressing Linux as a desktop OS to dateNext if we have Adobe software and maybe Microsoft Office the year of the Linux desktop will be upon us
>>13730332No but you weren't too far off.Also I'm kinda sure that Twilight can get pretty bitchy at times.
>>13730303What are you talking about? Rarity so exemplifies Generosity that she IS the Element of Generosity!Remember when she gave her tail to that dragon that one time? That was pretty generous!
>>13730335Calm your boners, /g/Just wait it out and see what will happen
>>13730342Remember when she took Spike's gem? Or when she lied to her friends and chose the Canterlot Elite over them??
>>13730335Even if SteamOS is good, people won't automatically jump at Linux and want to use it absolutely everywhere. SteamOS will only be good because it'll be maintained by Valve and kept very user-friendly, this still won't be true for any other distro.
remember that time spike gave rarity his birthday present without any prompting, teasing or doing everything except straight up asking for itgood times
>>13730203I honestly expected more votes on the Celestiafags.
>RarityOne time I had a friend explain that she's the best pony because she is so at odds with her Element of HarmonyI'm pretty sure that just means she's not a good character
>>13730357But those are all shittyUnless TF means I get turned into a pony
>>13730357But none of those are good
I'm TomShane of the Shane Company. We here at the Shane Company go directly to the source for our diamond suppliers, while all our competitors are forced to mark up their prices due to having to haggle with Middle Men.I'm probably the only anon on earth who thinks naming the rock Tom was a jab at Tom Shane.
>>13730357That's unfair anon, I like all of those a lot
>>13730347But MUH GAMES and MUH ADOBE are really the only reasons not to use GNU/Linux apart from computer illiteracy >>13730353Ubuntu is beyond user friendly alreadyPeople are just intimidated by anything that doesn't look and act exactly like WindowsThis can change it just by getting people to use it and enjoy their experience
>>13730356Me too.Hands down the most obnoxious group here.
>>13730368>games and reading are the primary uses of my computer aside from watching downloading stuff and posting on the internet
>tfw rd became the next discord.
>>13730368>apart from computer illiteracyTo be fair, if you know how to use Linux in the slightest, everyone else seems like a cavemanAs much as you like it and as easy as you think it is, the majority of people are not ready to make a switch to Linux as easily as you would likeI mean, look at the number of people that pic Macs over Windows machines already. They aren't even ready to get out of the crib, yet alone walk
>>13730380not as good as eris
>>13730369The most annoying waifufags, yes.But there are a lot of worse people in here.
>>13730368>Using an OS that doesn't have video game support>Having to learn an entire new OS just to impress a couple of neckbeardsFuck that shit.
>>13730368No, I use ubuntu more than enough and it isn't user friendly as soon as something goes wrong. If nothing else, it's the fact that so many people have Windows and it's the exact same windows that when something goes wrong, you can easily find the solution by just searching, meanwhile with Linux you often have to dick around a lot to figure out what the fuck went wrong again. Ubuntu works well enough for something that's free, but using Windows on my main computer save me a whole lot of time by just having as much support as it has.
>>13730393> just to impress a couple of neckbeardsNa, it can be quite useful for work. I don't need any extra programs to chance a file format for example and the console is much faster than using the explorer.But on my private PC I use windows too, simply because I want to be able to play vidya
>PS3 is *NIX based with OpenGL>PS4 is *NIX based with OpenGL on x86 hardware>Wii U uses OpenGL>Windows has OpenGL on x86 hardware>Linux is *NIX based with Open on x86 hardware>Windows has OpenGL on x86 hardware>Mac OSX is *NIX based with OpenGL on x86 hardware>Fucking iPhones and Android phones have OpenGL>Xbox 360 has no OpenGL>Xbone has no OpenGL on x86 hardwareXbox being forced out of the market would do an enormous amount of good for the industry. Especially since all of the engineering budgets are ballooning as people want better grafics
>>13730410>tfw jessy died>no more plane pone
>>13730406>Na, it can be quite useful for work>tfw you fully understand that but people will never let you live it down that you use Windows because you don't do "work" at all
>>13730399Why did I watch the whole video?
>>13730399>that videofucking WHAT
>>13730417She was fun to meettoo bad she probably doesn't remember me
>>13730397>I haven't used *Nix enough>There aren't enough people using *Nix to help meWe're trying to fix that
>>13730411That won't happen for multiple reasons.Firs is Microsoft having unlimited money. They just had 900 million dollars loss on the RT tablet. They didn't give a fuck they made a new one.They get so much money from Windows and Office and Android that they can just burn money every day and still not have any loss. So they use that money to make Developers use DirectXAnd if that doesn't work (protip it work) they can just make a console that uses OpenGL and nothing changed.
>>13730389that'a actually pretty good!
>>13730428I met Blitzponyshe was niceI didn't know she was a britfag until the occasion though
>>13730434> hey just had 900 million dollars loss on the RT tabletOh yeah, i'm sure the investors were thrilled about that.
>>13730399>[anything]fags>4chan in respect to their board's focusYes, this lots of people are
>>13730441Their stocks have been rising a lot in the past few months.
Fuck off to /g/, I don't give a shit about your needlessly complicated platform that can't play video games.
>>13730438>tfw jessy prefered someone else's commission over yoursShe was still cool though
>>13730438I always thought Blitzpony was a guy.Love her stuff.
>>13730447not that blitz ponythe artist called blitzpony
>>13730446you don't understand. /g/ is always here.so is /b/, /v/, /d/, /pol/, /ck/, /fit/ and /mlp/
>>13730446>needlessly complicatedThe primitives are actually substantially simpler than Windows NT
>>13730441>they still had huge ass profits>900 million is literally nothing>they probably subtracted that amount from Samsung phone sales
>>13730452ooooooooohhhhhhI met the artist who does hot blooded pinkie pie but he was a huge dickHe abandoned me for pizza
>>13730399>those demonstrations of BAD PBJSIt's like I'm watching an infomercial on how to eat
>>13730456why do people even go to /b/ in 2013?
>because of moot, you will never see sage pony again
>>13730456don't forget /soc/ and /r9k/
>>13730460if it makes you feel better pretty much all the musicians act like high school kids
All I know is that I'm going to install SteamOS on my HTPC and I'm probably going to love itAnd it'll give me a great target platform for when I release a game
>>13730465that reminds me, i've never tested it
>>13730465I filter people with sage in any field but comment anywayThey've never got anything useful to say
>>13730472Why would anyone use Steam OS?Windows users won't probably switchLinuxfags will continue using their normal distro
>>13730474huh, i guess it works
>>13730469I saw one of them on stage during their first night at spaghetticonHe looked like a legit beiber knockoff
Guys I'm watching a fucking flash where's a cat with the look of a basketball running around saying "NyaNyaNyaNyaNyaNyaNyaNyaNyaNyaNyaNya" and then this little mouse which looks like a ping pong balls shows up and starts shouting "Batcat" I can't stop watching it, halp plox.
>>13730478You can run steam OS on a toaster and still play all the games, if nothing else, via streaming. You can't do the former with Windows and you can't do the latter on Linux.
ANON GET OUT IM PISS
>>13730420No one's talking about this? It's the new Hot Minute from Hot Topic with Applejack
>>13730478>Available for Linux and Windows>Tested on Ubuntu, Debian and SteamOSBAM 99% of all users if you include the Ubuntu and Debian spawnsAnd they're all Debian based so I can just use .debs and not have to worry too much about RPM
>>13730483You mean Mic the Microphone?
>>13730487>you can't do the latter on Linux.You will be able toNothing is going to stop you from installing the stream handler on another distro
>>13730488No that am shower.this be box.
>>13730451somebody with an internet name people would recognize finished talking to her and I was like 'hey I'm just some unimportant anonymous person from the internet, but I love your art it's so nice' and she was like 'aaaaa hug me' then we went on our way because the convention center was closing for the evening
>>13730495What if they get Mic for the MLPG podcast?
>>13730495Maybe? I don't really care to learn 'fandom famous' if they don't cause a shit stink about anythingAll I know is that he looked like he was obviously doing it to make money rather that 'fun'
>>13730504Yeah that's probably him.
>>13730487So explain to me slowlyWhy would I want to do that? If I already have a computer that can run the game I'll play the game on that computer and not buy another device so I can play in other parts of the house for no reason at all and just add extra lag because I'm streaming for no reason at all.Really there's nothing to do with the SteamOS and Steambox. You're better off buying a fucking Xbone than a Steambox if you already have a decent computer.
>>13730497Okay, I'll askWhat's under the box
>>13730492because we talked abut.Nothing interesting other than people hating it because of the hat's origin story.
>>13730510it's what's in the box. A brand new adventure. A quest to make a functioning member of pony society~I'm starting up a quest. It's a laid back quest and should be fun. But not here.
>>13730522Sub or /mlp/?
>>13730507The point is living room. If you don't care about that at all then it's obviously not for you, but I'm going to assume that you don't have a proper gaming PC sitting right next to your TV in your living room set up for vidya. Steambox, or anything else you put SteamOS on, is going to be a not too powerful PC you put next to your TV you can play games on from the couch.I have my TV connected to my PC via HDMI but I still don't use it for vidya often because it's usually a pain to get it working properly, setting up the screens, setting up controllers, it takes way too long versus just turning something on, and most people don't have the option at all, having the TV too far.
>>13730522whereWhy nowI have to go to schoolin soon
>>13730529Really the problem is that why would you want to do that? Why play PC games on a TV? You want that you buy a console. And at least then you get something extra: Exclusives. Really whatever doesn't matter. It's most likely end up a failure since it doesn't bring anything new to the table.
Rate this issue:http://imgur.com/a/Ri8FL
>>13730532planes have never been this cute
>>13730550Pretty good, enjoyed it more than the Big Mac comics/10-IGN
>>13730550did it come out?
>>13730550Didn't really like it. Some bits were okay but all in all I still don't give a shit about Cadence or SA.
>>13730522HOLY SHIT MT QUEST
>>13730528Neither. I'm going to do it on tumblr. I don't ACTIVELY go to the /sub/ and /mlp/ will treat me like EXTREEEME faggotry(had a test during the dying of my tablet and all. It didn't go well.) Which I am mind you.>>13730531I started this last night but I went to bed soon after.zebratuff on tumblrI draw enough to keep this one going. Don't ya think?
le animals won't listenno not one lettle bitthey march around out of controland throw le "hissy fits"
>>13730550Someone should post this for day thread.
>>13730562>Tumblr questHave fun then
>>13730554I want to lay in bed and hold her big firm body against mine
>>13730566Do you know think it will go well?
T-t-total slave for c-crack cocaine!
>>13730562>/mlp/ will treat me like EXTREEEME faggotryI remember when you try to do a Pinkie quest out there.I am so sorry......
>>13730562I can't find itPlus I'm lazyLink it
>>13730562>and /mlp/ will treat me like EXTREEEME faggotryLK, SmutAnon, and MSOB had no problems
>>13730574Don't know.Hope it does. I won't participate because it's on tumblr. Not that's it has to do with that but I'm not going to follow that stiff and check every now and then for an update or something. I prefer normal threads.Tumblr quests have been made so it will probably be successful. Hope yours will too and hope you'll have fun.
>>13730572Would you run your hands through her hair as she listened to your heartbeat on a sleepy, cold afternoon?
>>13730583you seem to forget that MT is not only black, she is also a girl/mlp/ will eat her alive and burn what is leftshe wouldn't last, unfortunately
>>13730594>mt is a girlI didnt know this but this explains a lot
>>13730594>she's also a girlChoose 2 new letters for your name for the time being and don't tell anyone?
>>13730578>You'll never spend months tending to Fluttershy as you wean her off crack>You'll never get abused physically and verbally but still persevere
>>13730594I think I could last...maybe if I post during the day and not during the night.
>>13730562>I'm going to do it on tumblr.well, fuck you too,then.
>>13730590I want to cuddle with Marker,too!
>>13730601'U's after 'Q's
>>13730590no anon, pleasei can't take it
>>13730606NO MTIT'S DANGEROUSTHEY'RE GOING TO ASK YOU ABOUT YOUR MAMMARIES
>>13730607I..I'm sorry. I check tumblr everyday...it's the best place for me.
>>13730606/mlp/ isn't like MLPG, the are daythead and nightthreadif you're going to do anything, you are gonna need to do in using a new name
>>13730603>you will never hold pony in your arms as it beats its hooves furiously against your chest in the throes of longterm crack withdrawal and then her more and more weakly as she breaks down in mighty sobs
>>13730620...Mt'd never say sorry.Anon is sorry for making MT sorry.Anon just likes to hear the sound of his name.Anon Anon Anon.
>>13730618They wouldn't do that....but>>13730621augh...a new name? Jeez....
>>13730608>Marker will never walk into the room and see you two>She'll never climb in with her sister and cuddle the both of you without even saying a word>She'll never tell you she loves you both more than anything
>>13730632I would hug both of them tightly around my arms and never let.
pony is asking why you don't have any prom photos
You have built a fully-stocked creepy torture dungeon underneath your home which you've yet to usePony asks if she can see itShe seems impressedShe asks for a drinkWell anon, the rohypnol is just sitting there in your sock drawer...Whatcha gonna do next?
>>13730644what if you had to go to the toilet?
>>13730631I don't think it would matter if you use a new nameyou are gonna be doing it anyway, just go with it and have fun
>>13730646I've turned down every girl who has shown interest in me because I assumed they were all plotting to make fun of me
>>13730646No such thing as a prom where I liveThank fuck for that
>>13730646Because I'm from a country where we don't have dances, you stupid pony.
>>13730590>>13730632>cuddling silently under blankets with cocoa while watching the leaves or snow fall, listening to each others gentle breathingi want this more than anything
>>13730644but markerita shouldn't be mai waifu. Why am I wanting to waifu her?
>>13730650Then I will excuse myself. The same applies if either of the ponies need to go.
>>13730647go to sleep
>>13730646I got asked to prom by a qt grill that had a crush on meI lied about going away on a holiday with my father to get out of it because I have crushing self hate and self image issues that persist to this dayI regret it greatly
>>13730647Fluffy pony general pls go
>>13730654I know that feel.It's a horrible,horrible feel.
>>13730646But I do.Here it's me and al my class matesWe all agreed that we'll come alone since we were friends for 4 years and bros before hoes so no one came with a date and we just had fun.Well except that guy. But fuck that guy no one liked him.
>>13730647talk to pony until she falls asleep, then take her to my guest bedroom,then go to sleep in my bedroom.>>13730668what's that supposed to mean?
>>13730660Marker is a cutie and I waifu her first!
>>13730675she's a cutie alright
LORD HATERNUMBER ONE SUPER STAR
>>13730675Is Gravity Falls still a thing on /co/?
>that shining comicall my laughs.
>>13730663>>13730654I could've gotten most girls to agree to have gone to prom with me even though I'm a fat fuckI decided against it and went stagTook myself out to eat beforehand and ate at Olive Garden in my tuxedoLater that evening I was crowned Prom KingI may have peaked in high school, but DAMN what a peak!
>>13730687>tfw didn't peak in high school>or college>tfw I will never peak
>>13730646Goddamnit pony, how do you always manage to piss me off?
>tfw no pity dance
>>13730681She falling! I'll catch her!>>13730683Its finish. The season is over.
>>13730683It entered a year-long hiatusTheir general resembles that pit in auto-body garages where oil and various car fluids drip into
>>13730689At least you didn't stop going because you suck at anything math/science related
>>13730690pony shrugs and makes a scrunchy faceyou think you faintly hear a laugh track in the distance but you can't be sure
>>13730695the poor bastards
>>13730695Wasn't it like that even when the show aired?
>>13730687oh god you were one of those fat guys that was universally accepted and liked in schoolevery high school had one of thosetrust me, you haven't peaked yet, you can still do things with othersthe world is your oyster, now go claim what is yours
Marker pone needs a new hairstyle
Stop reminding me of high schoolI had friends then
>>13730689>tfw I will never die>tfw on quest for immortality
>>13730707that gif is freaky
Guysguyswhen are we gonna talk about the shining comicguysI really want to
>>13730718HAIR TUMOR HAIR TUMOR
>>13730720Rarity has a big head
>>13730722Dwarf Ponies are just tiny ponies with beards.
>>13730707your post made me feel so good about myself that I screencapped it to look at later when I'm feeling blue
>>13730714>not keeping up with your high school friendsI still see my three best friends from high school, step up your game nigga
>>13730728SHITWHY AM I ALWAYS LATEI'll read the thread and pretend I was there.
>>13730730So it wasn't Hyperspace Hyperwars, it was Hyperwars Fantasy
>>13730733LIFE IS WORTH PROTECTING NOW
>>13730564there's already a comic thread in /mlp/they can judt go there
>>13730735I've got avoidant personality disorderSchool forced me to socialise every dayI haven't spoken to a friend in almost 2 years
>>13730728I mean, there's also a bruce springsteen referenceoh godBest comic.
>>13730733You're welcome.But really, your peak isn't done, I've met fat guys like you and they end up on a path to success.You're not done, you can still do great things, so go and claim your reward.Some day we will all get there, but you will get there first, and I will be waiting.
...did they put a reference to a song about paedophiliain a little girl's comic?now thats ballsy
>>13730722>Shining's friend's actually help and encourage Shining to ask Cadance out>Those friends are not in the WeddingI know the comic was made after the show but for god sake, Shining's friend should have been there.
>>13730761holy shit what
>>13730761That comic is the shit.
>>13730767>I know the comic was made after the show but for god sake, Shining's friend should have been there.>I know the comic was made after the show but Anon,you just answered yourself. Shining was just a character put there, the comic came after.
>>13730746>I like to talk about /soc/ crap rather than ponies>>>/b/>>13730761That was not the intended idea.
>>13730761>paedophilia songI bet you rant about how video games make kids violent murderers.
>>13730774I would not mind if the comic show us where those friends are or add in the those stallions in the wedding.
>>13730778>>13730778>>I like to talk about /soc/ crap rather than poniesbut i didn't say that at all. i just said there's a comic thread outside mlpg, and they should go there if they want to read and talk about the comic
>>13730772that one pedobear song from oingo boingo
humanized beach episode when
Anything new today?
>>13730785never implied that at all.but "Little Girls", paedophilia is the subject matter.
>>13730793Shining Armor's comic is out.
>>13730793some shitty comic just came out
>>13730793pony needs to stop switching covenants
>>13730778Comic threads on /mlp/ are actually tolerable, except they're always full of people who come and ask "what is this, how can I get it"
>>13730746>>13730746>there's already a comic thread in /mlp/they can judt go there>OFFICIAL MLPG COMIC RANKING TIME >mlpgsomeone please take his autism
>>13730795It's the subject matter in the same way running over women in GTA is misogynistic.The song was making fun of older guys dating younger girls.Go be retarded somewhere else
if they take away my loiro can they take away my bananas
Can I get a link to the comic?
>>13730816we can? great!
>>13730820http://www3.zippyshare.com/v/2664793/file.htmlYou're a nigger, though.
I love you MLPGYou're the closest thing I've got to a friend and a love interestYou're probably going to be the closest thing till I die
>>13730820It should be in Yayponies.Also, DnD ponies.>you will never play DnD with these guys
>>13730831if you love me pay for my iron man cosplay
>>13730834isis 8 bit a trap?
>>13730837pls don't cosplayyou're fat and sweaty
It's really hard to tell which princess is which without colors.
>>13730834>Dwarf Mule RangerI WOULDN'T EVEN DREAM ABOUT PLAYING WITH SCRUBS LIKE THAT
>>13730844I'm lean and am capable of doing two sets of 40 pushups!
>>13730832first, it's up there.Second, never say newfag if you don't want to be treated like someone that hasn't been here longthird everyone can see your deleted post
>>13730845Celestia on the left. Luna on the right.Its cute!
>>13730845It is.But it's still adorable. And I assume it's Luna grumping.
>23rd level dwarf mule ranger>6 fucking str>14 int>13 dex>15 chaI just...how in the fuck. You can't even get a base score of 6 on a dwarf, it's literally impossible. And jeez, no magic item that buffs strength, no bulls strength/a day? At 23rd level? I guess the DM is a real tight ass on the magic items./rant off
>>13730845You should draw more Princesses, especially Celest pone
>>13730843A nerd RP a female elf in a DnD group.Yeah, I think that is common.
pony constructs this and fires it at the BBEG while concealed and after casting true strike to gain a +20 to hit
>>13730866yeah,that's what I was thinking.
>>13730814it is making fun of paedophiles/ephebophiles , for sure, and you're just putting words in my mouth saying that the song causes people to be diddle little kidsYOU be retarded elsewhere, dickwipe.
>>13730834>this would be easier if Twilight was here with her Unicron SorcererAwww, that is adorable. Shining actually lets his sister make DnD with his friends.
>>13730878Goddamnit mike, I told you you're not playing anymore.EVEROYNE CAN THANK MIKE, THE EXPLOSION MAKES THE PLACE EXPLODEROCKS FALL EVERYONE DIES.
Does anyone know if the comic is taking place before cadence got her kingdom or after?
>>13730809I get it now. Why I'm still alive even though everyone else is dead. I'm not the only one who's still walking around. I'm the same as them! I just hadn't noticed it before.
>>13730888>implying she's not a munchkin extreme and Shining lets her play Punpun because he doesn't want to say no to his little sister
>>13730886areare we wrong then
>>13730894Stay by me Dash, please! I'm so scared. Help me. Save me from them...
>>13730883Im not sure if I should be turned on by this
>>13730862OH YEAH? WELL I should. She's a pretty pony.>>13730900yes sorryyou loseyou get nothing
If we /tg/ now, why are we talking about elves as something worth of anything else than rape and suffering?
pony just killed the tarrasque in 3 turns
>>13730893>Celestia will never be president
>>13730909We could talk about sergals?
>>13730910Time to introduce pony to the neutronium golem.
>tfw growing up
>>13730909Stupid imageswap. This is what I wantedIt's the fucking elves' faultI AM ANGRYANGRY ABOUT ELVES>>13730892Nigger, this is supposed to be during S3.
>>13730896Judging from Shining's comment, Twilight seem to be the one that would save the group from a lot of trouble.
>>13730916why isn't RD a princess though
>>13730916I'm...kinda growing.I think.
>>13730919>Caster carrying the entire party in DnDgee
>>13730834Does anyone have the "Dare you enter my magical realm," comic? I want to see a pony version of that with these guys.
I'm going to parry Twilight Sparkle!
>>13730922>tfw you don't feel like you've grown in ages
>>13730916It is kinda assholish to deny your kid fireworks when your superpower is being the biggest firework in the world.
>>13730919Do you think Twilight's wings embarrass her often.
>>13730932nigga she a bomb, not a firework
>>13730918Wasn't there a part 3 of that soon?
Daily reminder about Crystal Empire 2 amazing opening.
>to be continued next issuewhy do i keep doing this to myself
>>13730938More like a wrecking ball.
i hope the new comic series isn't as hit and miss totalshit/average/kindofgood like the current onethe pacing in some issues is fucking awful and the references are jolting and shoehorned even if you don't get them
>>13730882>It's making fun of pedophilesYes oingoboingo's song "I love little girls" featuring women that's most likely in their early 20's is about pedophilia and not making fun of more common "older male dates younger female".You have very bad comprehension, I didn't say anything about having sex with with little children, but you continuously (despite a quick google search or just through pure cognitive power can you prove you wrong) spout that the songs intended message was about having sex with little girls.Not only that but you're using "projecting" wrong, I'm not projecting anything.Your argument sounds like something someone from /v/ would crop up in order to continue a shitflinging.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAgmdc_XVQsThis is a song called "Fourteen" that was written by Warren Fitzgerald who happens to be a friend of Danny Elfman.If the Oingo Boingo song was explicitly about making fun of pedophiles they would actually use little girls and use lyrics referencing their age.I'm going to capture your next trick by the wayOH YOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT BECAUSE YOUR A PEDOPHILENo, it's because you're stupid as shit and stupid as shit people need to be hit with a plastic bat once in a while
>>13730943I was hoping for more DnD strips. I would not mind if there was a comic dedicated with Shining Armor and his friends playing DnD for +10 pages.
>>13730939Yep. But no elves this time.>>>/h/3599478
>>13730955I'm no construction expert, but I believe that's exactly what happens when you take a wrecking ball to a building - mushroom cloud and all.
>>13730950>Yes oingoboingo's song "I love little girls" featuring women that's most likely in their early 20's is about pedophilia and not making fun of more common "older male dates younger female".cite your source, faggot.
>>13730960...don't quit your drawing hobby.
>>13730955>Be a Dashfag>No Dash for 5 or 6 episodes in a row in S1>She does this at the start of S2that was a good day
>>13730827Which 80's song should I imagine playing in my head when we flashback to their high school days?I'm thinking Jet Set by Alphaville
>>13730943I know that feel. I wanted to keep going dammit.
>>13730893who would let a 2 feet tall rainbow dash fly an aircraft?
Crystal Ponies are the elves of equestria.>>13730964It devalued the shit out of her constantly hyped, extremely difficult and rare, literally life changing defiance of physics>gave my friends cutie marks?>shit nigga i do that every saturday
>>13730975This is what kinda happens if you train man.
>>13730975Practice, she got better at doing it. She struggled to do it in S1, going downhill all the way, she did it going UP at the end of S2 (I think)
>>13730962You don't need to cite sources for obvious things, just look at the video and read the lyrics.Older men dating younger girls is usually seen under scrutiny and to add to that it is 5x more common than pedophilia.You're asking source when it's very easy to misconstrued the meaning because you're fucking stupid and justifying backwards argument to say it's without proof.Also the line "I don't care what people think" is evidence in the video itself, pedophilia isn't something that you would be open about so obviously poking fun at older men dating younger girls.This isn't hard to understand unless you're stupid and need a personalized message by danny elfman to tell you otherwise.
So thats why twilight has all the books. Her mother wrote it.
>>13730950>Not only that but you're using "projecting" wrong, I'm not projecting anything.>>13730785>I bet you rant about how video games make kids violent murderers.heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerp how fast can we backpedal?yeah im done with you
>>13730986post a better pic of her training
>>13730987WHAT THE FUCK
>>13730987mary sue family
cadence slave what do
>>13730992her mom has been established in her toy descriptions and in the gameloft game as someone who "loves to write stories about adventure"
>>13730987>implying that's canon
>>13730987nice headcanons priceinb4 her dad is a famous wizard descended from starswirl
>>13730952i think that's what made the comic greatnice to see it focus on the male characters every once in a while
>>13730992Yeah man this isn't new.Trading cards and the Gameloft game said she likes to write adventure stories. Twilight is such a shill tough.
Also somehow vinyl listening to shining armors performance got her cutie mark. I thought you were supposed to be doing something yourself to get one?
>>13731003Well, technically the toy descriptions are canon, so... It's just very weird to imagine that.
I can't be the only one who doesn't care about this or the big mac comic and just want IDW to get to he pirate arc right?
>>13730963Are you telling me that I DON'T have a promising future as a construction worker?
What if S4 confirms things we've seen in the comics and ties them into show canon?
>>13731010HOLY FUCKING SHIT SPARKLE DYNASTY PLEASE GET OUT
>>13731010she found her love of musicDo note that shinning armor is noted for embeleshing his story. so that miiiiiiiiight not be 100% canon.
>>13731010What did Fluttershite do except discover she liked animals? Vinyl discovered she liked music.
>>13730984>You don't need to cite sources for obvious thingsi can play that game too.ITS SO OBVIOUS THE SONG IS ABOUT PEDOPHILIA. ITS THE WAY ELFMAN WANTED IT TO BE INTERPRETED. you're falling into every bad argument trap, there.
>>13731016it would be cool, but it's never going to happen
>>13731016I would furiously masturbate in bliss
>>13730987DASH X TWILIGHTS MOM WHEN?
>>13730988Equating stupidity with another group of people isn't stupid, if you think equating the two is dumb on your own then I'm welcomed to hear your opinions because I through out quips and analogies like their going out of style.But Projection is>defense mechanism in which a person unconsciously rejects his or her own unacceptable attributes by ascribing them to objects or persons in the outside world.>>13731022>IT'S THE WAY HE WANTED IT TO BE INTERPRETEDThen where's your proof?
pony wants to know why you weren't more serious about your studies in school
>>13731010>pinkie pie: throwing a party>not seeing a rainbow on a rock farm>"doing something"DYEWTS
>>13731021she discovered she was good with animals and could communicate with them on another level
>>13731028>dash dresses up as daring do to seduce twis mom
>>13731031that's my point, faggot.where's yours?
>>13731039Applejack's cutie mark is technically a special talent in being part of the apple family.What a dumb talent.
>>13731046It's being where she is needed most
>>13731047please fuck off with your forced shit
>>13731034But she earned her qtmark after she threw the party, not simply seeing the SR.
>>13731049Only if that place involves no fewer than three apples.
>>13731033Because I was sad
>>13731046Such is the life of mudponies.No higher instruction, only farm labor.
>>13731040DRRAAAAWWFFAAAAGGGSSSTHIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN
itt mlpg needs to rewatch s1stram
>>13731068>streaming the show>not shitty movies
>>13731041My proof is in the video and considering in the 80s and still among today's older men where's okay for them to date girls half their age or less and the term "little girl" doesn't explicitly mean underage and that all the women in the video were obviously 18 and older.If the song featured underage girls and had lyrics that talked about their age like the other song that I posted then you would be obviously right and I wouldn't have any argument to begin with.Boiling down an argument to "source" when the matter of which we are discussing can be easily accessed and when understanding the context of the song then it's clear to what the meaning is.>GTA v is about misogyny>No it's not>WHERES UR PROOF YOU CAN KILL WOMEN IT'S ROCKSTAR'S INTENT TO PROMOTE MISOGYNY
>>13731065>tfw your hot friend will never do that to you;_;
GUYSGUYSit just occurred to me, why are we sexualizing a cartoon for little girls about tiny horses?
>>13731093Why the fuck not?
>>13731093Because we're all incredibly lonelyAnd horses have big dicksAnd my fetish is big dicksSo of course I sexualise it
I love this comic
>>13731093Stunted emotional growth meets the moe aesthetic? Horny furfags? Just because?
>>13731100Oh,that makes sense.
>>13729747Riddick was good in Pitch Black only, the other movies/games he was a Mary Sue.
>>13731106That too,really. Man, we're some lonely motherfuckers.>>13731109but goddamn, this is hilarious. Also that unicorn has skin-socks, totally unf.
>>13731109>yeah, we play HellMOO after this
>>13731111I only watched the first twothe second was such shit
>>13731103The comic relies on heavy references to make up for storytelling that ranges from shitty to mediocre in order to retain an audience that averages older than 12
>>13731109>paladin>seducingOOC bullshit, your alignment has strayed from lawful and you are no longer a paladin. Enjoy your nospells, ex-paladin faggot.
>>13730420If you wanted to see the discussion of it from last thread, it's over here.>>13729177
>>13731123SHHHYou're not supposed to point out any flaws on the comic.
>>13731126>He doesn't know about Lawful Hot Dickings
>>13729942>slapping Anon's ass becomes a gesture of friendship because Anon did it that one time
>>13731130>I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOUR FILENAME MEANT SORRY ANON.gif
>>13731118>the unicorn is a genetic throwback to actual horses>he's the kid in class that looks like a caveman
>>13731142>implying there aren't horses in equestriaDYEWTS
Truly there has never been greater pony bros than these...
>>13731146>implying there aren't chimpanzees on earthIt doesn't make him any less ugly
>>13731151>insert bowling pin sound effect HEREfunnier than it should be
>I have been defeated, the Eye of Fortune had foreseen that no matter what path I took, I would ultimately meet with ruin, and yet I fought against my fate entirely out of spite; I am no more foolish than any of you. My power, my life force, I shall fade away soon, but I demand to know something, how were you able to complete the spell that I could not?
>>13731160but he's a qt
Were the Sunset Shimmer bonus pages released in good quality?
>>13731151That organgepone butt
>>13731168the comic is still not out yetso wait another month
>>13731151I like the look on the other cheerleader's faceSpeaking of cheerleaders, isn't cadance one? Why isn't she out there in a skirt?
Have you finished those projects?
>>13731164>Oh, easy. Hasbro told the writers to make me a princess in 22 minutes and they did! That's all there was to it. Boys can't be princesses, Starswirl, don't be silly!
>>13731165He's an uggo. that's why he plays ougres and oublets in the basement.
>>13731151/sp/ confirmed for gayest blueboard
>>13731169She is a qt.
>>13731179no he a qtI want to lick his hooves.
>>13731174I DON'T NEED TO HAND IT IN FOR ANOTHER TWO MONTHS YOU CHUCKLEFUCK
>>13730843Isn't 8 Bit the one with the Space Invader cutiemark? That's Pointdexter in the dress, I think....I just realised 8-Bit sounds like a pony rapper name.
>>13731187>taking advantage of ugly poniessick
>Twily rolling a SorcererTHEY BETTER BE PLAYING PATHFINDER BECAUSE OTHERWISE SHE'S FUCKED
>>13731176way to be a buzzkill
>>13731197what's wrong with sorcerers in 3.5 anon
>>13731164It's actually pretty simpleYou forgot to carry a 3 on page 27 of your calculations.
>>13730907I don't know how Anon could get it wrong, Luna even has a moon on her pajama.
>>13731090>all the women in the video were obviously 18 and older.and all of them modeling childlike clothing, which includes girls scouts, pajamas, pigtails, and one model progressively changing into a more childlike appearance and sucking on a lollipop.the song is about people wanting to fuck kids.deal with it.>WHERES UR PROOF YOU CAN KILL WOMEN IT'S ROCKSTAR'S INTENT TO PROMOTE MISOGYNYwhat. can you please, elaborate on how is my argument the same as- know what, fuck it. you're a moron
>>13730943What anime is this from?
>>13731204They're strictly worse that Wizards in every wayAlso Wizard suits Twilight way better than Sorcerer
>>13731215Boku no generic moeshit
>>13731217surely sorcerers are better if all you're doing is blasting, though?
>>13730721Luna would post as Anon
>on musical hold with credit card company>wondering if I can rub one out before someone takes my callwhat do mlpg
>>13731235>replies:>"Anon stop roleplaying you dumb autistic shit">"i wish i was a pretty princess too. tfw not being fucked by big horsecock">"BLOG STATUS: UPDATED">"i'd fuck you anon, wanna ERP?">"you will never suck celestia's prehensile clitoral hood unf unf"
>>13731212>I'm incapable of understanding thingsThe lollipops,pajamas,pigtails are obviously REFERENCING TO THE FACT THAT THEY ARE YOUNG.IF YOU'RE 50 FUCKING YEARS OLD OF COURSE PEOPLE ARE GOING TO GIVE YOU ODD LOOKS WHEN YOU'RE DATING A 20 YEAR OLD.STOP BEING FUCKING STUPID.JESUS CHRIST.
>>13731245learn some self-control
>>13731235To be honest, I have a really hard time believing that Luna would have a problem finding a partner.Especially after the comic.Also because shes smoking hot.
>>13731234If all you're doing is blasting, you're a waste of a casterCaster's real strength comes from their versatility and ability to adapt to every problem, not just spam Fireball like a moron
>>13731234This.If you're a more utilitarian type then go wizard
>>13731248>"you will never suck celestia's prehensile clitoral hood unf unf"How long until the Sergal flavor of the month finally dies?
>>13731255>twilight plays a rogue>applejack rolls a caster because she wants to try them fancy magics>casts fireball at the darkness>burns down NPC village>good job crapplejack
>>13731255I mean sorcerers can take sleep and noxious nloud, toosure you're probably not going to be making magic items because you have to dedicate your spells but then if your dm hates casters there are way more ways to dick over a wizard than a sorcerer
>>13731234Sure, problem is that blasting is crap.They kept the damage output from second edition, but everyones HP doubled if not tripled.Then you add in evasion, far more common resistances and greater ease of stacking saves.And suddenly your fireballs and lightning bolts dont look very impressive any more.
>>13730956>No elvesYea no thanks
>>13731254Pre-Luna eclipsed and in general show Luna is more of a dandere. Although you can imagine her self-confidency to have grown after that episode, thus explaining her outwardness in the Big Mac issue. But she still has a softer side, like in the Nightmarity arc.
>>13731263When it's fully merged into ponies as a simple cunnilingus/clit fetishJust like the changeling flavor of them month became a generalized TF/weird ass vore fetish as MLPG started applying the same fetishes outside of changelings
>>13731276I know, elf rape will be sorely missed.
>>13731288don't forget the rape with vaginas>rarity sitting on your head and winking her muscular marecunt all over your face until you service her
>>13731286Yeah but even then she's still a Princess
>blonde mane>white markings>bootiesoh no he's cute.
>>13731319No you fat fuck you need a salad not sugar.
>>13731324He's the piss wizard of Equestria
>>13731319Defeat an army of zombies with a chainsaw for an arm and we'll talk
>>13731325Everybody needs a little Sugar.
What food/object pones would you have?
Post the oldest picture in your twilight folder
>>13731333Aliens was better than Evil Dead
>>13731338Coke Pony would be nice. I would clear the fridge for her.
>>13731338I'd like to have a tiny coke pony
>>13731337There's something about Sugar that makes me want to fuck her brains out but everything about her is annoying.
>>13731352oldest picture of not-twilightFROM THE ANCIENT PAST!
this human gilda gives me boners extreme
>>13731338>eggs pony>chicken breast pony>beef heart pony>ground bison pony>broccoli pony>bell pepper pony>squash pony>carrot ponyHow do I resist eating them
evens - video gamesodds - studydubs - draw
evens - video gamesodds - work on my projectdubs - sleep
>>13731375>those fancy ass animal pelt clothesWhy so unf
>>13731374You even beefed it and saved the thumbnail.Hue.
>>13731361She's a guiltless one-night-stand.
>>13731388I accept Luna as my lord and saviorYES MADE IT
>>13729836I always interpreted it as a joke or sarcasm, since I can't see a reason for scheduling an earthquake for any reason. How do they even trigger an earthquake? They control the weather by manufacturing clouds and moving them around, so what would they do to make an earthquake?
>>13731324He's that one gay guy from high school, that EVERYBODY knew was gay and he hung out with all the girls in the drama club and said he was straight, but then ended up coming out of the closet a year after graduation and everybody said, "Well D'uhhhhhhhh!"
>>13731394I wonder if she'd be okay with just being fuck buddies.
>>13731406>1350517293458.jpgDamn nigga you a later bloomer
>>13731374It's the same as mine.
>>13731409the term is just late bloomer
>>13731408Yeah, sure. Unlike her friend she's not even looking for a committed relationship.
>>13731409That picture was from february 2011. Not that new. The oldest picture I have is from 2010. Back when I liked Pinkie
>>13731346I deleted it
>>13731427You have no idea how grateful I would be for something like that.
>>13731434but why don't you still like pinkieshe sucked in s3 but not THAT much
Sure is autistic emotionality-stunted life-failure manchilds in this thread
>>13731434February 2011 was 1297xxxxxxxxx filenamesyou posted one with 1350xxxxxxxxx
>>13731443I ended up waifuing fluttershy
>>13731448You mean "on this board"But really you mean "on this entire damn website. Why am I still here if I'm not one of them?"
>>13731453well then you are my niggawhere do you rank pinkie these days
>>13731453...at least it's not rarity
Take a look at /co/, they're having a stealth nostalgia MLP thread
Are we posting things from ages past?
>>13731461Indeed. Can't abide all these creeps ogling my wife.
>lets see what the oldest 4chan filenamed pic I have
>>13731469>that captionwe brony now.
>tfw favorite pony used to be twilight>tfw ended up not waifuing any of the ponies>tfw deleted all your pictures and barely post reaction images>tfw you just google for examples from the show every now and then>this is the only thing left of your entire pony folder>it's not even a ponyi'm such a failure
>>13731460Above Applejack, but below everyone else. Really, it's not so much of me hating her as much as it is me liking the others more and more. >>13731452Not according to my computer
>>13731467>Being possessive of your waifu>Waifuing Ra ra tea
>>13731479Your filesystem is fucked up (lel windows) or you renamed it.
>>13731473That reaction would work better with Wonka's tunnel.
>>13731491>no unicorn version
>>13731491>Anime clothespls go
>>13731469 She's an evil enchantress And she does evil dances If you look into her eyes She will put you in trances And then what would she do She'll mix an evil brew And she'll gobble you up In a big tasty stew Soooo ..Watch out
>>13731473The oldest picture I still have is over 10 years old now
>look on computer to see oldest pony picture>apparently its from 2006>4 years before the show aired>pic related; its the picWhy did I time travel and upload pictures to my past self?
>>13731464No seriously niggers, it's 330+ posts of pony on 4chan discussion, people are posting pages from the comic and old threads and only one anon is sperging about it>>>/co/54475163Also foolz in case it gets deleted http://archive.foolz.us/co/thread/54475163/
>>13731491Pon PonWei Wei WeiPon Pon Wei PonWei Pon Pon
pony doesn't feel so good
>>13731464>>13731515who fucking caresholy shit
>>13731517It entirely depends on how you're using it!
young celestia episode when
>>13731515>On anon spergs hard enough>Thread gets deletedWelcome to the story of how /mlp/ was createdLike we can do anything about being the uncool autistic manchildren on autisticmanchildren.org
>>13731522>>13731524Way to be rude. I didn't want a raid or anything, it's rare and it was weird that we and them were discussing the same topic at the same momentSorry if I tried to be nice and do a useful thingI guess random maymays and ERP are much better anyway
>>13731533One of these days, Luna...
Tara Strong will never give you private voice acting lessons.
>>13731539what was the point of even linking the thread here?those that care about /co/ are already there, possibly in that same thread
>>13731533Season 5, when hasbro starts hiring idiots from the fandom.
>>13731539Not those faggots but its nice to remember that ponies on /co/ was a nice time to be had. Now we have shit posters from /v/ and /b/ that always demand porns of ponies and talk about their non-pony crap here.
>>13731515>waah ponies are awful>waah MLPG is shit>waah /mlp/ is shitIt's not a very good thread
>>13731544She'd teach you how to do the same voices over and over
Oh god it's so cute.
>>13731556/co/ days were also full of spam and raids and losing the marker bullshit.
>>13731556>Now we have>NowBrokenenglishanon porfis
>>13731556>brony prudeLol fuck off piss xD whos ur fav sergl mlpg i like twilgt because futa horsecock swinging stallion balls cockvore semen inflation unf
>>13731544>Tara Strong is now voicing a Mary Sue for Guild Wars 2 I do not want her there at all.
>>13731556That was pretty much how it was on /co/, though.
>>13731571>cockvore semen inflationUnf.
So, guys, would you would you not eat horse-meat if given the chance? And I'm not talking about cunnilingus! And I'm not talking about analingus! And I'm not talking about where a horse turns into a pygmy horse and you swallow the whole thing in vore! I'm talking regular actual horse-meat, got it?
>>13731556Are you doing that shit poster thing on purpose? I mean at this point you've got to be. Why do you want people to recognize you immediately?
>>13731582Once. Just to say I did. Twice if I enjoyed it.
>>13731582I've eaten horse meat. It's good. Is is a trick question?
>>13731582Is it cooked?
>>13731582well duhhorses are big dumb lumps of meat that happen to be easy to convince to walk where you want them to walkyou have more reasons to avoid pork than to avoid horse meat.it's also pretty lean stuff.>pigs>not smarter and more compassionate than most dogs
>>13731598>>13731600>>13731604So you've swallowed a horse's meat?
>>13731566And that still happens here, but now we have shit posters that dedicated their time to shit post here everyday. I rather be back during the time the general was in /co/.
>>13731346>>13731352>>13731363>>13731376>>13731406>>13731417>>13731423>>13731436CongratulationsYou have been chosen for controlled euthanasia experiments.Report to the gas chambers immediately.Attendance is mandatory.
>>13731611me toothere was more porn and fetish stories
>>13731606Chewed, swallowed, and shit out on at least a monthly basis for years now.I kind of want to try pony meat. I bet they would be tender.
>>13731619and less shitpostingand more art
>>13731619>and fetish storiesThat is actually true, but more so for just "stories". I like how chistery and a bunch of other anon writefags tend to do greentext adventures nowadays though.
>>13731619the hiatuses were kind of autistic though>daftykins' everything>chip>actually a lot of the chip stuff was my fault>im sorry for egging him on>dont hurt me
>>13731625Nobody would kill a pony unless he had a broken leg or something. In any case, it'd be sold like horse meat.
>>13731626>and less shitpostingEh, it was pretty much the same. And we get loads of art still, just not from the same old artists.
>>13731606No. I chewed it and then swallowed it.Again, is this a trick question? Is it considered weird in Murrica maybe? I'm honestly asking.
>>13731625I like where this thread is going
>>13731634which is good.
>>13731634Oh yeah, we'd have more stories, too, and lots more fetish than we do now.
>>13731641>Not buying your own pony to eatWould you raise it and nurture it just to kill it MLPG?
>>13731655no, I'd cuddle my pony, have sex with it and grow old with it.
>70 quintillion cookies worth of heavenly chips>days and days and days of clicking>accidentally clear browsing history without exporting save>all gone. gone forever.Anyone who hasn't already, don't even start playing cookie clicker. It is evil.
>>13731655No. More convenient to buy mass-slaughtered animals to eat. I do wish I had a do to raise and love
>>13731643>Eh, it was pretty much the same.Look at what is going on right now, there is a bunch of /b/ talking about horse meat and there is hardly and picture of show the last couple of posted. I say there is a lot more shitposting.
>>13731645americans worship horses because cowboys and indians. they treat them like giant dogs.
>>13731655It's what you do with farm animals. I wouldn't because it's not cost-effective to raise a pony just for that.
>>13731645It's taboo in mostly english speaking countries like Britain, USA, and Canada (mostly)No real reason for it
>>13731604Since horses have only relatively recently been domesticated and were bred mostly for riding and labor and not for meat then it's kinda surprising that they should taste anywhere near as good as animals we've been breeding for much longer for their meat alone.
>>13731662That's not shitposting, that's offtopic. Shitposting is what you and >>13731556 are doing, making offtopic and meta posts for the purpose of making the thread worse.
>>13731660HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA>tfw 1 thousand HC>tfw 2 backup saveswant one?
>>13731634>>I like how chistery and a bunch of other anon writefags tend to do greentext adventures nowadays though>tfw Anon always tells you that your writing is shit when you do it
>>13731682>only 1K HC>reseting now would give me over 2KI have problems
>>13731682I DON'T EVEN CARE ANYMOREIT'S ALL BULLSHITI HATE YOU
>>13731645It's considered weird because Horse isn't an animal raised for consumption anymore. It's as weird as eating dandelions. It's not bad, but it's not typically something seen as food.
>>13731683Write more, you're not gonna improve by sitting on your ass. Write short greentexts. There are also other threads with a generally shittier quality of writing accepted, like AiE and the billion variants of it, if you don't want to put up with people here calling your writing shit.
>>13731682I want one.I kinda feel like resetting but that would only push me by 50 HCs and I don't feel like that would be worth it
>>13731677>that's offtopicAnd that crap isn't allow considering this is a thread about the show.
>>13731679a game worth paying for.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7CULOL8hXo
>>13731662So exactly hiatus /co/or was hiatus /co/ on topic because of the added roleplay
>>13731683I was liking that one Anon's "Equestria Girl colored Anon in Equestria" quest before it got abandoned.
>>13731693That would imply that MLPG is any better than those threads.We're just the same type of shit as they are.
>>13731697Yeah, except for the part where it is allowed. Mods specifically stated that offtopic discussion in moderation is fine in any thread on /mlp/, as long as it's not eating up the majority of the thread, which it isn't.
>>13731515How fast do you think someone would get banned for trying to drop the new comic there?