What kind of clothing is your favorite on ponies?old hat: >>13724964
>>13727002Shining Armor once rolled a Boxcar Joe character.The surfing legend was born of a simple hobo that played a bass guitar and owned a couch in 'remarkably good shape.'They never talked about that day.
>>13727216Cozy flannel looks pretty cute on most of them.
>>13726805>>13726832Don't think anything else needed to be combined in that comic, right?
>>13727216>OP is not about the comicfuck you and all that you stand for
>>13726535>You, sir, are not a a popular pony. People think you have no personality, no pizzazz!Heh.>>13726785I wonder if Cadance's talking at the end means she narrates #12?I'm kind of expecting a scene where Cadance plays O&O with Shining and his friends, maybe with Twilight Sparkle, too. Jokes about bringing your girlfriend to the game.
>>13727216Scarves, skirts and this isn't a clothing but nerdy glasses didn't kill anyone.
>>13727228What if I don't find any ponies who give a shit about Luna?
>>13727216I think something's wrong with that pony
>>13727257GOD YESI NEED ITWE NEEDS THE PRECIOUSSpike micro in the meantime, right?
>>13726939So someone her own age if we go by the cover?She was in the same class as Cheerilee and Cherrilee finished High School at the same time as SABut >covers being canon
>>13727256I'm sorry anon, I felt it had run its courseIt was wonderful but it was about characters I don't care much forMy favorite part was when Pinkie was so immersed in the story that she booped her nose right up to Shiny's and asked how it ended.
>>13727266I think something's wrong with your face
>>13727257>I'm kind of expecting a scene where Cadance plays O&O with Shining and his friends, maybe with Twilight Sparkle, too. Jokes about bringing your girlfriend to the game.Oh god, this is probably going to happen.>Shinings buddies decide to get him out of his funk on the day of the dance and have a game ready to go.>He isn't really into it.>Twilight insists.>There is a knock on the door.>Twilight tells him to go answer it.>Begrudgingly he does, only to find Cadence at the door.>She ditched the dance.
>>13727289I'm pretty sure they'll just crash the dance
>>13727278>I'm sorry anon, I felt it had run its coursewe were literally still talking about it last thread
>>13727257She'll probably get her cutie mark when she chooses Shining and casts a spell that drives all the ponies at the dance crazy with lust and they have a massive orgy
I want to talk more about Cadence making anon fall madly in love with her for the best sex ever
Rarity and Sweetie Belle bonding over augmentations.
>>13727298I'm pretty sure they'll dump pigs blood on Buck
>>13727305And we're still talking about it this thread!
Cadance always had suck sexy looks on her face in that comic.
>>13727285>lily creams herself in the middle of the street.png
>>13727318holy shit you are right...
>>13727309she doesn't really have to do the whole "making me love her" thingshe knows that, right?
>>13727311Rarara's mane looks more like flutters.
>>13727311Rarara lost her lashes again
>>13727309>talking about a pone you like with Cadance>"You know Anon, I could make her love you. Just a flick of my horn and she'd be madly in love with you for the rest of her life."What do?
The ultimate form of NTRWatching your favorite pony get cockvored
>>13727311...Well that's something.It's cool Tex. To bad most people outside will think it's SweetieBot from FiW
i just got here so fuck any previous discussion and linking about itcan someone just show me where i can read the new comic
>>13727311I'm not really comfortable with Sweetie losing her limbs
>>13727311that's nice texnow get on the hot stuffDraw some Shinning armor and cadence fun
>>13727270Next month is the Equestria Girls Annual 2013, Spike Micro isn't until November.>>13727243Gaffer Range, Larping Fields, Laputa, Rohirrim, Sea of Pondexter's Tears, Forest of....Sadness? Shrine of...?Already pointed out the Groo/Usagi Yojimbo reference. It looks like Poindexter is doodling his Lejandar pegasus.And Shining has gone through two bags of snacks already.
>>13727341No thanks Cadence. If she's going to love me I want it to be of her own free will.
>>13727311Beep boopWhat if she augments so much she's more machine than filly?
>>13727355>saving EQG artI thought you were cool isaac
How much grant money does Twilight get from Celestia a year?
>>13727298Nah, Twilight will see how fucked over her brother looks when he comes home.She knows what to do.She is going to get that dick wet.But at first she is going to create the most awkward game session ever as the nerds collectively realize she is a dice GOD!
>>13727341>What do I REALY gain by that?>If she does not ACTUALLY and of her own free will love me, what's the point?>Why live a lie?
>>13727273and rarity is the same age as twilight and friends
>>13727341"I'd rather get to know someone and if we click, it should work - I'd rather date and be with someone with a spine and not just wrapped around my finger."And really what does that say for her marriage, exactly?
>>13727352Well at least she gets them back, anon.
>>13727309>she casts the spell and has the best sex of her life, with Anon fulfilling her every wish under her magic>the next day she's told how magic has no effect on humans
>>13727355>Twilight and Rarity sharing a frame
>>13727349it's all on yayponies>>13727366enough to pay for her iving and for all the fancy equipment she keeps
>>13727387but that's wrong, dyewts
>>13727382>gets them backWould you be okay with metallic limbs?
>>13727382Shoulda just let them grow back naturally.
>>13727341No way. I played Bible Black. I know spells like those only end badly.
>>13727396Better than nothing.
>>13727358Free will is nothing as long as you're happy. After all, what makes you think I didn't make you fall in love with her first? You feel it deep within your heart, that's all that matters.
>>13727408is she going to be okay?
>>13727408Pony is better as a ball
>>13727396Can I have power fists instead?
>>13727419>Free will is nothing as long as you're happy.Fuck off Zelenin.
>>13727408Do you think Dash would like having cybernetic wings if she ever lost her real ones? While it would probably allow for exciting new possibilities for stunts, i bet she would feel like she is cheating a bit or its not 'her' thats doing her routines anymore.
>>13727365Sorry to disappoint, Gilda. It's one of the covers for the Annual, though.>>13727262There must be a few out there.
>>13727335>>13727374>cadence has spent her whole life forcing others to love her>she's shocked when you legitimately love her alreadycute
>>13727419>Being bluepilled. >Ever.
>>13727450>getting called Gilda...I'll be good.
>>13727450at least it looks better than the movie
>>13727441>Drool>horn sucking>SquigglekickerYou are the greatest
i need pictures of ponies doing this
>>13727381>Hmm, oh Shining? He came onto me. Besides, he likes being my little pet. I make all the big decisions, I take care of him. After all, I earned my princesshood, Shining Armor at the end of the day was just the captain of the guard who couldn't even defend Canterlot when it needed him most. I love him, but I'm clearly the better in our relationship.
>>13727467Wait until you see the interior art.
>>13727441OH YESThank you based droolanon
>>13727474Chrysalis, go away.
>>13727441No! Bad applehorse!Rarity is not edible!
Where does #11 rank for you guys?I'm not sure exactly where it is for me, but it's up there.
>>13727477no not thati mean those images where like somebody is rubbing their hands on their face and it's like "oh so refreshing" like a shower commercial or something
>>13727355>anime nosekill me
http://exhentai.org/s/c468a80976/632753-3Now in English.
>>13727493Yeah, I'm gonna go with "up there."
>>13727493Honestly the last 3 comics have been my favoritesI don't normally read comics so I don't know if it's just a shift in my own person or them actually being better.
>>13727450>Long Head<Wide Head
>>13727491>rarity>clearly eating flutterbutterblelly and throat bulge not big enough 3/10, wouldn't unf to
>>13727497Pony doesn't have hands
>>13727462But Gilda's cool, Anon!
>>13727516THEY HAVE HOOVES THOUGH THEY'RE THE SAME THING
>>13727498>sizeplay/shrinkingfastest way to kill my boner
>>13727216>CTRL-F>"Diapers">NothingWhat happened, /mlp/?
>>13727517>Gilda cryingthat'sactually sort of heartbreaking
>>13727517I agree, she's pretty chill.
>>13727493It was fun
>>13727530it's bannable nowthank you moot
>>13727517Gilda can eat itShe's just a schoolyard bully
>>13727537Look how chill this pone is
>>13727491>you will never rub Applejack's still moving stomach>you will never hear Applebloom's muffled screams and begging get more and more intense as the stomach acid eats away at her eyes, her skin, and the linings of her mouth and throat>She will never go silent for a while, only for you to push on the stomach and deform the poor filly's half melted body, sending out a final, mindless scream before slowly going silent, now eager to embrace death to end the pain
>>13727526best butt.best anal.
>>13727532It's because she's obviously the sort of person who's so self-conscious that they would fight like hell not to cry ever, because they're afraid of looking weak.
>>13727544I thought you guys liked schoolyard bullies.I mean just look at all the DTfags.
>>13727512>I don't normally read comics so I don't know if it's just a shift in my own person or them actually being better.Neither do I, and I wish these were okay on /co/ so we'd have a broader opinion on them, but I'm liking how colorful and expressive these comics are.I'll probably end up getting into comics in general before the show is over. The physical copies of these comics look so nice.
>>13727547Fuck nonot the best ponyhave her eat DT or SS, then it would make a tad more sense
WhoaTwilight's mother is the writer of Daring Do. it's in the comici'm probably slow
>>13727489>You know what, I'm going to make you happy. I'm going to cast my spell and you'll be begging me to hook you two up.>That is, unless you grovel before me and beg me to let you retain your pathetic, loveless state.
>>13727311>augmentationsWrong filly, but don't most augmentations only come after a major accident?https://docs.google.com/document/d/1d6zwhgKm8oMFDBEyGjLMFLP1xTZ5Rmzltgu3KsEWzQ0/edit?usp=sharing
>>13727537>>13727546Do you know what killed the dinosaurs?
>>13727547Okay who let the fluffy pony guy inI bet he bribed the pony at the door with muffins again
>>13727493I liked the overall feel of the first comic though you could tell they were playing it a bit safe. The next series was a bit more ambitious in what it went for but i think it didn't quite hit the mark.The past three i feel have done a good job capturing the essence of the show, and really i feel like they could translate really well into actual episodes.
>>13727512Same here.never read comics before mainly because they don't exist where I live. I could download them but I don't bother.But the MLP comics are just so fun.
>>13727571Don't make me use the Raid again because I will.
>>13727569The blindbag description for her says that "she loves writing stories about adventures"it was a surprisingly common headcanon/fanon
>>13727433No but you can have Centurions.
>>13727573Of course, unless you'd suggest they get augmentations on purpose.
>>13727493Top tier. I'd go so far as to say it's my new favorite.
>>13727564I really just don't like the comic medium but I'm really enjoying the MLP comics. The whole /mlp/ containment does kind of suck. I imagine I'd be having a lot more fun discussing anything pony related if it didn't blow up to the extent that it had to be quarantined.
>>13727593Whoa, really?Do you have a picture of that?
>MLPG almost universally liking something Cadance and Shining Armor relatedSomeone invent a time machine and tell MLPG pre-season 2 finale this.
>>13727493It can never beat Mac micro.Nothing will.Ever.
>>13727567>SS>worst ponyHow could you say that, Anon?Her self-esteem is frail enough as it is.
>>13727584It's okay to like snuff without liking fluffy ponies,Anon.
>>13727573Rarity's family is just prone to accident
>>13727614I never said she was worst >>13727606give me a moment to dig it up
>>13727605Just depresses me when something another board would likely enjoy can't be shared because a vocal group got it so hated it had to be strictly contained.
>>13727612It's all about the writersThe comic artists and writers did SA and Cadence well, the show didn't.There are probably good reasons for that but that's my take on it.
>>13727615>It's okay to like snuffno it isn't
>>13727618The kitchen mishaps alone makes me wonder if they have personalized coffee mugs at the burn ward.
>>13727613The Mac miniarc is my least favoriteHonestly, Chrysalis, Nightmareity and this comic entertained me so much more than the Mac arc which for me was mostly boring with a few great moments
>>13727618Why is she covered in snot where her hooves should be
>>13727597Teeeex what did you think of the new comic?
>>13727619I love cropped porn.
>>13727628i said almost universally you assclown. the overall opinion seems overwhelmingly positive, you can't deny that.
>>13727614The only way she can fool herself into thinking she's actually worth anything is by tagging along with Diamond Tiara.What would she be without her friend there to tell her what to do?Nothing, that's what.
>>13727615>It's okay to like snuffNo... no it's not.
>>13727625Well like someone said they were the actual star of this unlike the show where they were just there to give a few lines and that's it.
>>13727620>best moanshave mercy
>>13727636I think it's supposed to be gangrene or much, much worse in magical curses.
>>13727627>>13727644You get boners to the most depraved shit in existence and you choose NOW of all times to grow a conscience?
>>13727637>readingWhat do I look like, anon? A nerd?I'll read it later.
>>13727644>>13727627Have you ever fapped to the CMC? Same thing.
>>13727647Yeah that's possible. I think it comes down to how much of a leash they put on the show writers. The comic people can do whatever they want so long as it doesn't interfere with the show. The show writers have to sell toys.
>>13727654"It looks like you're playing with my clothes, silly billy! What did you think I'd think?"
>>13727659i dont get off to murder.
>>13727636Accident with some experimental cloth dye. Twilight never stopped feeling guilty about it even after Rarity told her she had forgiven her.
>>13727652best O-face.best seduction.best spanking.
>>13727564>>13727605I read a lot of comics and I can say that the MLP comics are easily some of my favorite comics to come out recently.The artwork is great, especially with Price on board. Not a lot of comic artist are as expressive with their characters his backgrounds are great too. The only thing I can complain about is his paneling sometimes and that he likes to squeeze so many things into one panel (which isn't really a bad thing, it's just something I'm not fond of)The writing is really good too. I usually tend to find myself liking All-ages books more than the ones aimed at more "mature" readers, so maybe I'm a little biased. It's very rare for a comic to make me giggle as much as these, though. The only other comics that make me do that were the Darkwing Duck comics and the Don Rosa Scrooge McDuck comics.The owner and the employees of my LCS seem to have nothing but good things to say about the comic as well, and I don't think any of them are interested in the show at all. I haven't heard a lot of bad things about the comic from anybody, really.
>>13727502>>13727619>>13727640would you impregnate celestia with your human semen and create satyrs with her
>>13727654I'd scoop up that pony and hug_ her so hard
>>13727659>>13727659>you choose NOW of all times to grow a conscience?I might like writing, reading and beating off to convoluted sexual scenarios involving self-inserts and sapient pastel-colored horses, but I don't take any enjoyment from the idea of hurting or killing anyone.It's been this way for a while, actually.It's one of the reasons I'm glad Fluffy Pony was banned, because it meant that people who like that shit can't make any excuses for posting it anymore.
>>13727678It doesn't turn edgy, does it?
>>13727683>best spanking.>not r63 Sweetie
>>13727674And I don't get off to futa.
>>13727652>Sweetie Belle learns from her sister that colts like to hear moans>has the other CMC practice with her in their clubhouse to try and land a qt colt bf>they go up and surround one and start moaning>just moaning>the little colt is clearly flustered from all this cute fillies moaning all around himWhat happens next?
>>13727663>Same thing>Y-you're just like me!
>S4 footage in NYCCis so close i can almost taste it
>>13727698Only liking girls with cocks isn't quite on the same level as liking murder
>>13727683>best O-facemuh weakness
>>13727684> I haven't heard a lot of bad things about the comic from anybody, really.And especially from the mlpg crowd, which despite its nostalgic /co/ roots will still criticize anything MLP related to a T. So that says something.
>>13727688But like you said, they're sapient pastel-colored horses, they aren't real.
>>13727690What? No.She just wanted to help Rarity with some super magical dye and that's what happened. And she never forgave herself. Now most of her time is spent researching augments trying to improve them, to make them as real as possible. It's her fault Rarity's like that. The least she could do is find a way to make them closer to the real thing. She's also super nice with Rarity, almost like Spike because the way she feels about the whole incident.Thing is she's loosing to much sleep over it and ignoring the other stuff she has to do and everyone specially Rarity is worried.
>>13727709Sorry if this sounds silly, but are we sure the odds of a preview there are high?I couldn't find a pony panel on the NYCC page when I looked.
>>13727683>her ass clenches every time you spank heryes please
>>13727709When is that?
>>13727722Last year the first preview we saw was about a month prior at the SDCC if I recall, so yeah.
>>13727311>2nd request Tex has done for me:D
>>13727713it only makes sense with how experienced she is.
>>13727718That still doesn't make it okay to enjoy the idea of hurting them. Whether it's directed at something real or not, doesn't change that you're getting off on the idea of hurting someone/something.Pull the "subjective morality" card on me if you want, but that shit just ain't right.
Alright, I'd like to do a quickfic to keep up the writing. Third reply gets the request honored, all options are on the table. It'll be around 4500 characters (3 posts in train.)Anyone interested?
>>13727712There are no "levels" to sexual fantasies.If it gets you off, it gets you off.
>>13727311Now do JC Denton style Anon as their partner as they go after the NSF in a cyberpunk landscape.
>ctrl-f>socks>Phrase not foundSeriously?
>>13727740CMC playing d&D.
>>13727740Octavia and Vinyl Scratch meeting up late at night after their respective concerts are over and getting a bite to eat somewhere.
>>13727740Celestia teaches Twilight how to relaxnonsexually.
>>13727719What kind of viewpoint is it written in?
>>13727740Sweetie on a date with r63 Sweetie
>>137277404500 characters?But there's barely 100 on the show.Okay Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy stuck in an elevator
>>13727743Im pretty sure there is something evolutionarly wrong about getting aroused at the thought of death.
>>13727606I'm having difficulty finding the cardhttp://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/Family_and_relatives#Parents_4
>>13727700>d-don't think about it...try to tune them out...oh no oh no oh no...
>>13727740I request you ignore the Celestia one and o the 63 Sweetie one
>>13727756Yeesh, I really gotta start changing the threshold.That one sounds fun, but>>13727758This was the third.CELESTIA TEACHES TWILIGHT HOW TO RELAXNONSEXUALLY
>>13727537>I agree, she's pretty chill.I don't think you've ever drawn Gilda. Hint.>>13727311she looks more like lunareminds me a bit too much of the first aug pic
>>13727781The rules are set.Wait until next time.
>>13727737It isn't right, but that won't stop me. I'll fap to the thought of a giant pone squishing scared running normal sized ponies under her hoof tonight.
>>13727735Damn she really wants that pizza.
>>13727309>You realize what she's about to do and try to protest>But there's a flash of magic, and in the glow that follows, there's a sight that takes your breath away.>HER>Even though you were just talking to her, you can't believe you never noticed just how...how beautiful she is.>She has to be the most beautiful pony...no, the most beautiful creature you've ever seen.>She asks how you're feeling, and you only dimly register the words. Her voice is like an angelic orchestra.>You manage to garble out a reply, but it doesn't really matter--what matters now is her, and that she's already on top of you...
>>13727753I use a dirty sock to masturbate
anon, I don't think Dash can take anymore
>>13727769>evolutionarly wrongLike homosexuality?Look, when it comes to sexual fantasies, it ultimately boils down to "I like thing" or "I don't like thing." There's no inherent good or bad to it, so long as you can tell the difference between fantasy and reality.
Which pony to gif?
>>13727769It all comes back to the feeling of power. That's where most sexual fetishes come from.
>>13727802>Muh MLPG meme.B hope they talk about pizzas in the podcast too!
>>13727811Rainbow Dash doing something cuteI'll make one too and we'll meet back here in 15 minutes
>>13727785>Gilda meets Texanon>she takes his stone-faced glare as a challenge>glares right back>she blinks first>comes to grudgingly respect him
>>13727808Extreme fetishes are brought about because of trauma or psychological problems.
>>13727811Shining Armor in honor of new comic.
>>13727806That is a very shapely butt
>>13727722>>13727729I just checked and there is no MLP panelWhat the fuck, last year they had one
Here ya go, Can I have another request?
>>13727844Shinning armor In a greathelm
>>13727840Dash has a very good butt
>>13727844Poindexter trapping it up
>>13727777>Sweetie Belle starts to get a bit annoyed and partly because she's not sure how the colt should respond>She ends up moaning loudly in his face, almost screaming at some points>She gets tired and stops>awkward silence between everyone>"So, um, are you my boyfriend now?"
>>13727842>What the fuck, last year they had oneYeah, that's what I thought too, but we're still going to likely get a fully animated one a few weeks prior to the premiere anyway.I just hope it isn't the first 10 minutes like last season.
>>13727808I would argue that some sexual fantasies are indicative of severe mental problems, but ultimatly as long as that distinction between fantasy and reality is there the only harm being done is to the individual.
I remember the time Snails' older brother was crushed to death in Sweet and Elite, what do you think Rarity and Celestia did with the body?
>>13727854Nice and tight
>>13727868>So what?They're degenerate scum. Normal people are not drawing dick vore.
>>13727888Do I get a request tonight? Or did I miss my chance already?
>>13727878he didn't die, he because a successful businessman, who still didn't get the girl
>>13727831FAN FICTION AS FUCKThis is why fans and bronies should never write.
>>13727884Normal people don't come here.
>>13727884Normal people don't talk about a comic based on a little girl's show at 1:30 AM on a weekday.
>>13727893Sure, why notno guarantees I'll finish it tonight though, I'm about to fall asleep.
>>137278297 minutes okay?
>>13727867>"Um. Do you like me, Rumble?">"W-well, yeah, sure, Sweetie!">"No, I meant do you LIKE me.">"Um... N-no...?">"Oh...">"Wait! What would've happened if I had said yes?">"Well... I guess then you'd be my boyfriend.">"Oh.">"STUPID STUPID STUPID WHAT WAS I THINKING SAYING I DON'T LIKE HER STUPID STUPID."
>>13727897>fiction by a fan>IT'S FANFICTIONAstute observation, champ.
>>13727869yeah, but isn't weird that they are not having a panel this year?i mean, is the fucking 30th anniversary of the franchise and FiM's third anniversary is in october 10 which is the first day of NYCCyou'd think that would be a great incentive to have a panel this year
>>13727907>Normal people don't talk about a comic based on a little girl's show at 1:30 AM on a weekday.Says who? and its not 1:30 its only 11:30
>>13727910Draw bunny ear pony!
>>13727898>>13727907All a matter of degree. Extreme fetishists are too much. They are where i draw the line. They are degenerates.
>>13727623It's really the tragedy of the whole pony thing. We don't get to share our toys.>>13727684>I usually tend to find myself liking all-ages books more than the ones aimed at more "mature" readersI feel you. Marvel Adventures Spider-Man was some of the best spidey we've had in a long time.
>>13727859>Poindexter cosplays as his character at a local con.>Swarmed by awkward stallions wanting a picture with him.>Hes in seventh heaven, he is the star of the show, what he always wanted.
>>13727758It was a bit of an awkward request. It seemed decadent, beneath Celestia's attentions, but recently it had all come to the fore, a curiosity undeniable. A strange new need, stark and real every day. Trying her best to hide the timber of her voice (and yes, she was certain it could be read by post), she took pen nib to paper and asked the burning question for her teacher:"How do I 'relax'? At school it meant just taking a study break or using more effective time management, but all my new friends here in Ponyville keep deman- (she struck this out) insisting I "lighten up," "relax," and "take a load off. But I already feel relaxed!"She went on at some length to flesh out a small scene at the cafe just the other day. Her friends had all convinced her to take a 'small break' from reshelving to get acquainted with the Cakes, and it was all well and good - but despite her best poise and 'active listening' skills and a nice scone, everyone had balked and hemmed and hawed "she seemed nervous."At that point she'd become MORE nervous to SEEM less nervous and it all wound up a wreck. Well maybe not in 'the real,' though she'd nearly forgotten what orientation to put the desert fork next to the coffee. It was very nearly a snafu.Celestia had always said Twilight could ask "anything" of her, and even if this made her feel a bit remedial surely her tutor would know the best way to approach "relaxation." SHE always seemed serene but happy.With a well-practiced "YOUR FAITHFUL STUDENT" she sealed the scroll, laid the wax and left it in Spike's "OUTBOX" bin by his new bed.
>>13727927Why are there so many cute ponies in the comic?
>>13727888This is great. I especially love the painted claws.
>>13727928YOUR EXISTENCE OFFENDS SLAANESH
>>13727936beause the comic can be more creative with the character design than the show can
>>13727913oh that's pretty good
>>13727929I don't knowOutside of here, I'm normalfag as fuck.
>>13727952>Let's embrace cock vore, scat, and other degenerates>Love and tolerance every brony!
>>13727956>Rarity tastes the rainbow.>"Did you have to do that in public?">'...'
>>13727956>"Rarity did you just..."
>>13727967>I don't like thing!Okay.
>>13727932At least it doesn't happen too much to the point that it sucks, but it's still a looming segregation that can be a bothersome at times.>We don't get to share our toys./mlp/ tan about to show something cool to one of the other tans only to be hammered in the head and pulled away by an anon with a purple clover for a face would be a great depiction of that.Maybe someone in the draw thread would draw it. Thanks for the idea.
>Celestia was a fool, she was so blinded by the rage that she never realized that her own body started to fall apart during our duel; if she had heeded my warning, she might have been at your side at this very moment.
>>13727913>Scootaloo in that first frameHrmpf
>>13727932>Marvel Adventures Spider-Manrip in pizzas ;_;7
>>13727990>>I don't like thing!You're damn right. They're degenerate. They're unhealthyThey're mentally sick.Fuck em. I want nothing to do with them.
>>13728009>I really don't like thing!Okay.
>>13727927Does she have a name?
>>13727935Celestia sometimes responded in the most unusual ways, but the carriage moments after Spike belched the reply was among the more eccentric. "LET ME SHOW YOU -C" was not her normal reply. Really it looked like Inkwell's writing and part of a telegram entry form—But she barely had time to ponder that before the guards ushered her (gently, as always) onto the conveyance and the wind wicked away her best analysis of the reply. As usual, it was spring, and just as typically the wind was biting once they got past the lowest cloud layer. She could only dumbly wonder what was waiting her at the palace as it crept into view, then suddenly plunged toward her - and she toward it.The carriage pulled up at a smaller pavillion adjacent to the courtyard. She didn't really recongize it, but the guards seemed to know the way. Steam seemed to be coiling out of the entrance, gripping tight to some sort of vines marking a long low corridor. The guards said nothing but laughter echoed quietly. The scuffing of hooves on shiny wooden floors. Beating, pounding - and then it died away as she caught a pounding waterfall. It was on the far end of a cavernous room with stained glass rafter pouring sunlight in, but a waterfall nonetheless.Her jaw dropped. It was some sort of water-loop, a strong-magic wheel that not only fought gravity but nearly superheated the water at the top. Plants and a few birds had taken root and nest nearby, luxuriating in the heat and orange-streaked steam.
>>13727995>suddenly, Celestia storms the palace in a blaze of sunlit fury and glory, having reincarnated herself out of sheer refusal to abandon her spiritual daughter>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7M1k1tgq87g
>>13728015stop replyingonly problems will happen
>>13727932>We don't get to share our toys.Bullshit.Get a camera and take a picture of your toys!
>>13727956What program are you using?
>>13728029no, she's dead you moron
what other horses would you be interested in seeing drawn like this?
LIKE A SHOETHAT GOES ON A FOOTTHAT GOES ON A HUMAN
>MLPG defending furries, scat, etcLook at how far we've gone.
>>13728050she's an idea. she's a force. you can kill the body she inhabits, but you can't kill Celestia any more than you can kill 2 + 2 = 4.
>>13728072So she's the Batman? A symbol, not a person?
>>13728072She's just a pony. She can live on in memory, but she's not an immutable part of the universe. The sun burned before she was born, and will continue to burn after she's long gone.
>>13728056Guro.Have you even been paying attention?
>>13728082something something joker reference I don't know
>>13728084I love how much Tank softened up Dash's characterHe's basically another Fluttershy
>>13728096>Two Fluttershies, one Dash.
>>13728096Ever notice how Dash seems to listen to Fluttershy? I bet she's a racist and trusts FS more just because she's a pegasus.
>>13728083she isn't the sun, no, but she's the avatar of the sun in the world of mortals. she isn't necessary to the function of the world, let alone to the function of the universe, but the sun won't abandon the people of this little world it lights up to the whims of dark creatures.
>just going to let it auto-refresh just one more time>ok now for real, just one more time>ill just wait until someone says something>oh someone replied to me, better respond and wait to see if i get anything back againi just want to sleep...
>>13727967>Let's embrace cock vore, scat, and other degeneratesWelcome to 4chan.
>>13728107I would be tooUnicorns are hardly trustable and Earth ponies are just inferior
>>13728026Not to my knowledge>>13727859Working on this one but I'm gonna take a break so it won't get done for an hour or two.
>>13728107Or its because she is her oldest friend
>>13728107I think she trusts her more because she has a secret crush on her
>>13728130/pol/ please take your shitposting elsewhere.
>>13728120>>13728120>Welcome to 4chan.>hurrr anonymoose is a bunch of sociopaths Old 4chan was a bunch of anime nerds. New 4chan is a bunch of normalfags and tryhards.
>>13728145Maybe you should go to another website.
>>13728130>anon that yells TEEEEEEEX every 5 minutesKinda wish it would happen
>>13728130>>13728145No-one cares about your moral indignation.
>>13728153>every 5 minutes>not every time you press x
>>13728096>An episode where Tank isn't feeling well.>Dash freaks out, hoping Fluttershy can help.>Starts to get frustrated that nothing is getting fixed fast enough.>Hits that barrier where she can't just yell at Fluttershy because, well, she's her oldest friend, and all she knows can help Tank.>Fluttershy isn't stressed about the situation at all, and it keeps driving Dash up the wall.>Finally snaps and pins Fluttershy, demanding she explain why Tank isn't getting any better.>She promised she would help him!>Fluttershy explains.>Tank is a female and is simply getting ready to hatch a batch of eggs.
>>13728155We should instead care that the people who post such things aren't following the rules.
>>13728028Celestia's voice rang out clear over the din of the pounding waters, "Twilight! Wonderful to see you. Come in, the water's fine!"Twilight took a double-take. Her regal Princess was splayed in the warm frothing waters of the basin, a warm washcloth covering her eyes. At first Twilight had thought she was some sort of very large rainbow-tendril kelp with Celestia's mane flared wide and wet in the water."P-Princess?"Celestia waved a hoof - unshorn! - in a broad scooping, diving motion. Twilight complied trotted into the low end of the pool and kicked off; somehow the flooring was both ceramic and a sandy beach. "You requested me, Princess?"Celestia laughed, vectoring slightly even as she removed the still-steaming cloth from her smiling purple eyes. "I think rather YOU requested this, Twilight."Twilight couldn't help but laugh. Weeks in Ponyville and speaking by post didn't do the same as simply being in the same room withCelestia, let alone the easy grace should take even sopping wet in a steaming - and enormous - private bath. Things had been wonderful but this was such welcome comfort. "I thought you'd tell me how to deal with 'relaxing' like a normal pony, not invite me to your spa - ma'am."Ceelestia gave her a slow wry smile, kicking breast-stroke to come close to her purple student. "You're many things, Twilight, but a 'normal' pony you're not. I don't think you need close instructions on this, you need a little ... perspective."With that a warm wet darkness covered her eyes. She yelped, splaying at the waters, the barrel-deep water suddenly rising to her ears. Sort of ... fuzzy darkness. The towel?Celestia gave a peal of her wonderful laughter as she helped turn Twilight on her back, letting buoyancy sort out her faithful student. "I think you need someone to listen and feel out what makes you so nervous lately. I certainly want to hear about your new friends."
>>13728168No-one cares about the rules either.
>>13728168>aren't following the rules.No one follows the rules in MLPG.
>>13728167>Fanfiction writer.>Helped Shining make up stories for his campaigns.
>>13727907Check your fucking Americentrism
>>13727569where did you find this in the comic?
>>13728148Try these settings
>>13728162I think tank would make a good episode about teaching kids to move on when a pet dies
>>13728192Look at the awards on the wall when Twilight's parents are getting ready to take Shining out.
>>13728178>>13728182Were that true, we wouldn't be here.
>>13728186>Sometimes takes inspiration from the campaigns that they run>Nothing major, a reference to an event here, a name of a place or person there
>making an episode about Tank and not about best petthis shall not stand
>>13728184>press x to shaun glitchEvery fucking time
>>13728202>Implying a turtle can die.Please, they are the land parrots.
>>13728214>wasp fires his proton cannon
>>13728217accidents happen, pets get sick, its not that hard.
>>13728199I usually play around with the setting until I find the one that doesn't give that kind of pixilation but yeah I noticed it after I posted itI was just kind of lazy and not paying attention . It was still on selective from last time.
>>13728227READ A DICTIONARY YOU DUMB SLUTTURTLE IS CORRECTGO DIE IN A FIRE
>>13728167Jesus that's probably the best cross-medium continuity we have about backgrounders.
>>13728222it wasnt funny the first time, anon
>>13728186>RCH has appeared!TELL ME, ATTENTIONWHORE. WHAT HAVE YOU DRAWN LATELY? HAD TO TELL THE WORLD THAT YOU MADE AN OC LATELY?!BETTER LET THEM KNOW, LEST THEY FORGET YOU ARE A THING! OH HOW THE WORLD WOULD BE SO DONE IF YOU WERE NOT SEEN AS THE BEST THING EVER!
>>13728249On a side note. If you use actual file names please change them up every once in a while. Otherwise it's a sick reminder that it's the same damn people in here every day. It hurts my brain.
>>13728265Wow calm down guy. Go suck a dick or something.
>>13728265holy shit anon calm down
>>13728174The warm waters seemed to take away all weight, and the heat was doing something curious and flux to all her joints. Celestia's paddling at her side was quiet but a nice reminder the world hadn't simply ceased to be in the endless warm ocean she found herself in. It was certainly not Ponyville or anyplace she'd been to. It still felt safe and warm and ... calming."Well, Pinkie Pie is a wonderful friend but she has a habit of finishing my sentences before they're complete - it's like she has a gift or something, but when I'm trying to say how much I like Rarity's mane I feel like Rarity never quite hears how I've noticed it, and-"The words tumbled out long and low. Celestia would make a comment like, "If they're with Pinkie surely they're used to messages being communicated by ... third party," with a small lilt in her certain sotto. Every time it was like a key in a lock, or the right string pulled in a knot. It made sense when Celestia pointed it out, it became a non-issue, or sometimes just "something to look for in the future."At length Twilight trailed off, most of Ponyville exhausted. She asked after Celestia's day and there was a funny story about Luna mistaking her conditioner for Celestia's - her hair turned out so bright and pastel it was keeping Luna awake. They both had a good laugh."Thank you, Princess. I'm really relaxed now. But - how do I do this back in Ponyville?"
>>13727785I've been meaning to redo that first augmentation picture anyway.
>You will never become a pony
>>13728271>Otherwise it's a sick reminder that it's the same damn people in here every day.But Anon, that means you're here every day. Does your brain constantly hurt knowing that?
>>13728284Twilight felt the rocking in the small pool as Celestia drew near. She could practically feel the thoughtful gaze."All you need to know, Twilight, is that your 'mistakes' are rarely dire and even if they are, your friends clearly love each other and you. Nightmare Moon was just the first hurdle I'm sure you'll face together, and just take challenges as they come. It seems many of these problems came from you worrying about what hasn't happened yet, when your friends all are truthful enough to tell you when they really do."Twilight pondered that as Celestia bobbed off again. Like a lot of things, it made sense, clear as a bell when Celestia said it. A ripple in a pond.There was a high whoop and a very large splash. Celestia must have jumped in, a ripple in the pond if Twilight ever felt one.Over the pounding waterfall the room filled with raucous laughter from a fully relaxed Twilight Sparkle.
>>13728167Then what would Sparkle name her daughter, Twilight ________________?
>>13728295Sometimes I like to delude myself into thinking the world and the people in it revolve around me.
>>13728276>>13728279Fuck off, all he does is constantly post about all the OC ponies HE made, and nothing else.He is suck a fucking attentionwhore, literally the worst one out of the bunch, he has to make sure you know he made an OC if it is ever posted. He is a pure attentionwhore and its disgusting. I am proud to be his 'hateanon' someone needs to shit on his parade and let him know he is betyond scum.
>>13728313>a bloo bloo bloo
>>13728326>vinyl shows her new dildo to a wasp
>>13728313at least proofread your shit before you spew it
>>13728326>filename not INFINITY
>>13727927Shebam, have four
>>13728326>BEHOLD! OPTIC BLAST!
>>13728304I goofed and split it in five, sorryhttp://pastebin.com/Ra6583ju
>>13728287>I've been meaning to redo that first augmentation picture anyway.when you redo things they tend to look worse
>>13728344oh nomy heart
>>13728345that butt isn't wide enough
>>13728313Your hate only fuels the fire Anon.
>>13728313Making fun of people like you could be considered a hobby.
>>13727569twilys whole family is pure marysue bullshit. whats next the dad is the father of celestia and luna?
>>13728345Where is the pear accessory?
>>13728345it looks so soft and fluffy, i want to rub my face against it
Which pony would be most interested in alternative political ideologies?
>>13728361>Twilight's dad is Luna's son
>>13728324>>13728338>>13728356>>13728360>RCH defending himself.No, fuck off, you fucking attentionwhore.You don't have fans here, you are nothing but a hollow pile of shit in this general.
>>13728353Then I'll redo it until it doesn't.
>>13728384>a bloo bloo bloo
>>13728384> don't have fans thereWow buddy, speak for yourself, pal.
>>13728375>>13728378>Twilight's study of alternative forms of government leads her to stage a coup for control of Canterlot.
Shuma Gorath vs Discord
>>13728399> original content donut steel
>>13728399do princesses pinkie pie, fluttershy, rainbow dash, rarity, and applejack join her coup or do they stay with the old guard?
>>13728344i love bunny pony
>>13728378>TwilightTwi's a standard liberal and worshipper of Celestia.Dash would be swayed easily by stupid videos she sees on Youtube because she's a moron.
>>13728415I'd give her Reducto.
>>13728405I think it's more dramatic if her friends stay loyal to Celestia and Luna, forcing Twilight to oppose them as well.
>RCHfags defending a poster who has done literally nothing for the general.
>>13728416but twilight has never worshipped celestia
Go to bed already anonDash is waiting for you
>>13728428>a bloo bloo bloo
>>13728428> delivering stuff with googly eyes which is fun is NOTHING for THE GENERALHoly shit, dude
what is applejack laughing about
>>13728434>in order to sleep, ponies put on more clothes
>>13728428What in the name of the Lord did ye just proclaim about me, knave? I'll have ye know I was dubbed top of my knight squadron in the armie, I hath battled in numerous sieges on traitorous lords, and I hath more than three hundred confirmed kills. I am extensively disciplined in gorilla warfare and I am the top archer in the entire armie. Ye are merely 'nother enemy to slay. I shall abolish ye with precision such as has never been witnessed by Gods or men, hear my words. Think ye that ye can escape my wrath after uttering such filthy remarks? Rethink ye words, miscreant. As we speak, I am sending word of ye by raven to my network of spies across the realm, and ye hideout is soon to be located, so brace yourself for attack, fool. The storm that exterminates ye pitiful life, if that it can be named. Ye are good as dead, lad. I may be present in any shadow around ye, and I am capable of subduing ye in over seven hundred ways, and that is merely with mine own hands. I was not only tutored in gauntlet-to-gauntlet, but I possess the right to any weapon in my liege lord's extensive armory, and I intend to fully utilize it to erase your insignificant presence off our holy realm, ye insufferable scoundrel. I can only wish ye would have had the foresight to comprehend what heinous punishment your little "witty" quip were destined to result in; mayhap then ye would have withheld from voicing it. But ye could not, ye did not, and now ye shall pay with your blood, ye God-forsaken imbecile. I shall unleash unholy ire on ye and ye shall be inundated in it. Ye are carrion food, cretin.
>>13728428who even cares if he hasn't?what makes you the internet authority?
>>13728434Worth ... what, exactly?You're not a hooker, are you?
>>13728415There's nothing wrong with drawing your fetish.But when you draw nothing BUT your fetish, it becomes grating.
>>13728440Anon's 13cm shaft
>>13728440Twilight just confessed to her.AJ is brutally honest.
>>13728437All he has done here was pop on his trip when one of his precious OC's was ever posted, just to let you know that it was HE who made it, ONLY HIM!He is a blatant attentionwhore of the largest level, even the lesser tripfags are tame compared to him.
>>13728434Dash in a transparent nightgown makes me very hot and bothered.
>>13728434I'd WPSHH that.WPSHH it so hard she'd temporarily lose the ability to stand on clouds.
>>13728464>lesser tripfagsHoly shit dude
>>13728464> all he's EVER done isSlow the fuck down there, esse. Making the googly eyes template ALONE made for more fun than whatever you think your finger-wagging is doing for "The General."
>>13728464>a bloo bloo bloo
>>13728464>>13728447Listen to my man. He's not bullshitting. Me and my boy here killed over 600 terrorists between the both of us during our black ops missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. But you wouldn't know anything about that, would you? That's because you're a little bitch who does nothing but talk shit on the internet while waiting for his hot pockets to finish heating in his mother's microwave. I know a hacker in the CIA who could get me the IP to your (or more likely, your parents') house like that. Then guess what happens? I come right on down to that basement you're sitting in and I beat your fat ass to a pulp. Shit, I probably wouldn't even have to do that. I've got buddies in high places, brother. Buddies who wouldn't hesitate to help me out by sending a couple Predator missiles your way and then claiming it was just a horrible accident. Yeah, well the only horrible thing about that "accident" is going to be when you realize you posted on the wrong board and you fucked with the wro+ng Devil Dog. HOORAH.
give me a background pony
So The World's End was pretty ridiculous but mostly enjoyable.
Must be a weird life to take MLPG serious enough to get mad at something.
>>13728449he's super robocop space marine of justicehe will purge everyone he's not really that fond of and make the general pretty terrible but exactly what he wantsor something
>>13728489She is now your subordinate pet
>>13728472>Implying template.All he does is jizz on his toys, jab some googly eyes on them and call i art.
How goes it pony people
>>13728465That gif makes me even hotter and more bothered
>>13728496No.I want to be a humanized Lyra's pet pony.
>>13728503My roof hot tub broke and I had to use the ground level oneHow do you think I feel
>>13728434> Dash knows she doesn't need the nightie, but it's nice to dress up in "the candy-wrapper" on nights she's feeling a little lonely.> At least the body pillow - or the person she imagines is the body pillow - thinks it's a funny joke, "putting so much sweet lady under cellophane."
I should draw something before I go to bed.Something pony.Also have this thing I just drew with humanized Papillon and Podranea.https://www.dropbox.com/s/sznjdgoxl1jsq0t/Because%20I%20hate%20you.png
>>13728469>Implying I am wrong calling them that. You freaks hold him on some sort of silver platter because he puts googly eyes on toys he jacks off on.A LESSER TRIPFAG DRAWS, ALL HE DOES IS CRAFT!HE IS LITERALLY BETTER TO YOU THEN AN ACTUAL ARTIST HERE!
>>13728510Wet, I'm guessing
>>13728510Like you can choose between two hot tubs?
>>13728516who and who?
>>13728518> BETTAR TOO YOUUUMore like we just don't really give a rat's ass about him one way or the otherAnd having a tripcode doesn't make you any more or less ... anything.
>>13728523>>13728525pavilion and phendrana
>>13728516>PapillonJesus. I meant to say Butterfly.Apparently I'm more tired than I thought.
>>13728516Draw Shining Armor as a colt
I want to sample Berry Punch's famous Second Harvest
>>13728525>>13728523Punchhorse and Punchdeer.
>>13728518Listen buddy, if you say one more fucking word you're gonna be in a world of hurt. I bench 500 pounds and I am versed in hacking, and I will not hesitate to get your ip address and hunt you the fuck down. If you don't back the fuck off, you'll be getting a visit in the night. A bad fucking visit, faggot. It'll be me smashing you into little fucking bits while you scream "WHY? WHY DIDN'T I JUST STOP?" and after, i'll bang your mom while she screams for help. You have no idea what you're fucking getting yourself into you fucking shithead, I will DESTROY YOU.
>>13728531c'est bonls sont la meme chose
>>13728536Pony should not hit pony. Pony should love pony.
>>13728516Rarity and Twilight singing something while drunkenly going home at night
>>13728538pavlova and phoenix
>>13728544JuniperThe fighting exchange student
>You will never have a thick stallion cock in you
>>13728549IS THAT A DOG?DOGS AREN'T SENTIENT
>>13728553>You will never have a thick stallion cock
>>13728540>rch has /b/ defending him.Amazing.
>>13728549Alright then.I think I'm just not gonna bother keeping up with OCs. Never was good with it to begin with. The show pones are good enough for me.
>>13728557pizza and PHN
>>13728553>>13728558>you will never be in a thick stallion cock
>>13728549Juniper's way too shy for that sort of thing.>>13728544I haven't drawn her much. Podranea, aka "Rainy." Boxer Deer. Hits stuff. Is a deer.
You will never be a horsewife
>>13728562Wrong fucking move. I traced your ip and i'm on my way.
>>13728569>Juniper's way too shy for that sort of thing.I wouldn't know, she doesn't have very many drawings
>>13728567Cockvore sucks.Cock transformation is betterAnd by that I mean both being turned into a cock and also having your dick turned into something else
>>13728580why is your stuff so bland
>Yeah I'm lifting about 7 lbs these days
You can go to EquestriaThe only catch is you will be transported right behind Celestia and you have to WPSHH her immediately or you will be sent back.
>>13728575Fuck off RCH, you are done here.
>>13728599She learned it by watching Dash.
>>13728610>a bloo bloo bloo
>>13728344Aww yiss, Thanks a lot!
>>13728608How do I WPSHH?I don't watch Johnny Test
Pony is almost there!
>>13728588>>13728585>>13728580>>13728591>the epic bland may may*tips fedora*
>>13728621keep tickling her frogs!
>>13728608>she looks back at you>oh shit>she starts laughing uncontrollably
>>13728618Looks like you aint goin to Equestria.
Is there some sort of alert system for Pastebins, or a subscription or something? I'm adding old stories in Pastebin and getting a bunch of hits like right after I hit SUBMIT.It can't all be Leth and Sent archiving everything.
>>13728629take opportunity to wpshh again
>>13727808Yeah, I'm a little late, but:Why is reality privilieged i dont mean tumblr shit fuck off with that in that way? Why should we even differentiate between those? For all we know we might be living in a matrix anyway.
>>13728599>implying they're talking about Scootaloo and not you____
>>13728635you want a stram or something?
>>13728616Oh yes, keep using the same response.
>>13728650yeah but can you turn into someone better?
>>13728654>a bloo bloo bloo
http://derpibooru.org/433968Someone teach Jay how to draw faces please.
>RCH stays Anon.>Uses the same shitty responses to defend himself after getting called out.
>>13728653Alright, what do you want? Drawing? Because that works.
>>13728667>a bloo bloo bloo
>>13728667>drama Are you piss? Yes, you're piss.>>>/mlp/
>>13728664Too much work.Just ignore him until he kills himself.
>>13728681>RCH hateanon.>not piss.
You guysWhy are we fighting?
>>13728671SureI like it when you spend time with drawings
What if rough, painful reacharound from the Stallion rutting you into the ground
>Defending RCH.You are all pathetic. He did nothing here, he is just a blatant attentionwhore, you are all just defending him because he has a name. Literally defending a nobody. Giving him attention he does not deserve.
>>13728713Now why do you have that saved, and what's that supposed to mean?
>>13728720>a bloo bloo bloo
>>13728708To fend off the shitposters.
>>13728725But that's one of my favoritesAnd streams mean focusing on stuff
>>13728629this is my favorite style of horses ass
>>13728735Yes, this is you!
>>13728516>Papillon and Podranea.who in the fuck
>>13728720>Giving him attention he does not deserve.like i am to you right now?>He did nothing herewhat do you do?>he is just a blatant attentionwhoreyour fighting against him is just for attention>you are all just defending him because he has a name. he doesn't have a name on now maybe you should leave too
>>13728708>Human Best Fillyscout gives good advice.png
Rarity and Applejack packed your lunchWhat's in it?
Pony wants to play video games with you.
>>13728720has rch even posted here in the last month?
>>13728752You missed the boat, Anon, we're on to hating everything now.
>>13728765Video games are for kids.That fucking nerdy fad of playing videogames is the worst thing to happen to humanity since the Great Plague.
>>13728763A gouda-and-tomato sandwich and a thermos of minestrone soup.And an apple.
>>13728767He posts here all the time. You so much as fart in the direction of his OC's and he is on the general letting us all know that he made them HE ALONE MADE THEM EXIST, ALL KNOW HE MADE THOSE OC'S!WORSHIP HIM ONLY FOR THEM!HEY RCH.REMEMBER HOW YOU ONLY GO STRAIGHT EDGE ON SHIT!?I KNOW YOU ARE HERE YOU FUCK.ENJOY SOME FANART!http://i.imgur.com/WkhCIRL.jpg
>>13728789I hope it comes with one of those chunks of bread like at Panera that I can dip in the soup
>>13727859Boop, how's it look?
>reading a forum where people are have serious discussion about rape and people telling stories of being raped and abused as a child>reading down the comments>people start making completely inappropriate rape jokessometimes i love the internet
>>13728793Jesus man, calm down. You're taking this a little too far.
>>13728793>I HATE THING>DO YOU SEE THING>HATE THING WITH ME>NO>STOP WALKING AWAY>COME BACK HERE>COME THE FUCK BACK HERE AND HATE THING LIKE I TOLD YOU TO>FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK>BOB SAGETI think you need to step away from the computer and go outside for a little while.
>>13728793i see this image a lotthis is how i picture the poster in my head>shit i paid way too much for this shittily drawn commision!>better get my money's worth!
>>13728798i am sexually confused
>>13728806>disliking things is suddenly bad nowwhat the fuck happened with the internet
Stop Questioning DashShe's already confused enough eas it is
Alright, gonna' draw stram for a little bit.derpy.me/Z8SvFIf you have a request just make it in the chat or something, I can't have thread and stram open at the same time.
>>13728798>no mustacheARE YOU EVEN TRYING SAINE?
FUCK MY BUTT
>>13728667> MUST ALL BE THE SAME GUYThat's probably a mental disorder
New Deltron is here.Get Hype.
>>13728805>You're taking this a little too far.It will never go far enough.Even after he is dead it will not be far enough.He is beyond garbage with his posting, his constant shit he types.And you faggots are defending it, like he is some kind of posting god.Tell me, do you cum instantly when he googlyafies you posted?Do you fist pump when he does it to an image of some brony to make fun of them?
>"Anon darling, have you ever heard of deodorant?"
>>13728851We've found him.We have finally found the most autistic person on the internet.
>>13728842I hate facial hair so I purposefully omitted it. I thought it would be better if he was more passable.
>>13728859IT'S A FEW GODDAMN LINESHE'D NEVER SHAVE ITHE HAS IT FROM HIGHSCHOOL
>>13728863I shaved my facial hair in high school.I even shave my legs now.
>>13728858But that's DotA2 players.
>>13728853Please, Rarity, I've been showering twice a day like you told me to, and I don't smell.
>>13728856>>13728858>HE PUT GOOGLY EYES ON A TOY!>DEFEND HIM LIKE HE IS BOTH THE GOD OF COMEDY AND THE POPE!
>>13728852from the thumbnail i thought he was rutting someone.now i'm sad.
>>13728868Cool. I kinda want to do that too.But the point is that he doesn't
>>13728876If it bothers you that much it wouldn't hurt to add it for you though. Give me a minute.
>this entire thread
Fuck it, I want RCH hateanon to be a guest on the MLPG podcast.
>>13725504A bit late, but no, I'm pretty sure there hasn't been any Raisin Quests since she got her Cutie Mark.Just got in and was going through the comic discussion in the previous thread and saw your post didn't get a proper answer.
>>13728878Thanks. ilu <3
>>13728871Rarity thinks you smell, alright. But she thinks you smell really, really good~Alternatively: Rarity thinks you stink, and no shower will get rid of that smell. The only solution is a tongue-bath.
>>13728880>With RCH as the guest host.
>>13728880Are we going to have late night fetish talk for late night MLPG podcast?What about just a non-chalant readthrough of a fapfic?
You get high if you put toothpaste on your nipples
>>13728883>Rarity thinks I smell alright>Rarity thinks I smell really, really goodmake up your mind, gurl!
>>13728883I like the first one better
>>13728879Does Knight have a sword or anythingAlso do either of them have names beyond Knight and Fawn
>>13728798thanks saineI for one am really enjoying gaffer
>>13728882There ya go.
>>13728892Eh, naming them only leads to bickering about names.
>>13728892Yes, the Knight has a sword and shield.Yes, they do have names. They just haven't come up yet.
>>13728890She can't stop nuzzling your chest, drinking lungfuls of you.
>>13728892Knight's name is Blandpony.Fawn's name is Blandfawn.
>>13728872I wish I was the Pope...I'd ride in the Pope mobile all day longHeh Popemobile
>>13728793>>13728851It must suck to be this dedicated to something yet have nothing to show for it
Gaffer is a qt
>>13728917What a horribly shooped cutie mark
>>13728917I don't really like his design. But he cool. He ain't a busta
>>13728904Oh good.I'm writing a story about them dealing with Fae and other British/Celtic beasties. It turned out to be easier to use them than making new characters altogether.
>>13728917The porn is going to be delightful.
>>13728907>Implying.Show me a post RCH has done here that isn't him taking a picture of a toy he stuck googly eyes on, a picture he put googly eyes on, or a post he has put googly eyes on.And tell me why he isn't a piece of trash that does nothing but attentionwhore and cause shit in the general.
>>13728917Agreement. Another Request for the Request god! Hopefully nothing too difficult, I have school in the morning.
i want to suck gaffer's vanilla
Rainbow Dash what happened
>>13728917Whats with those markings?
>>13728930Don't forget his hotglue
>>13728916he has a ten-foot-tall effigy made entirely of googly eyes that he injects with pure heroin and douses with alcohol every day. he then sets it on fire.
>>13728932How about a cute Sweetie hugging a Rarity plush?
>>13728925If you have any questions, I could try and answer them, if you're on Skype.And I'd like to see it when you're done!
>>13728939>part of the ceiling comes down right on a guy's headouch.
>>13728943Even I know that was a myth...
>>13728949hey AAyou ever going to do any more Juniper?
>>13728930You're literally the only person who cares enough to cause shit.
>>13728952If you say sohttp://i.imgur.com/Ep7qcC2.jpg
>>13728941dash that shirt cost like $9...
>>13728960And you are literally the only whiteknight for such a useless attentionwhore.
>>13728949I was the guy who was scaring Fawn with talk about ghosts and Oberon and the Moddey-Dhoo a week ago.
>>13728946Sounds good, give me a few
>>13728851i have to know. what artists here do you like?or do you just hate everything?
>>13728832Being an allcaps slap-dash faggot is pretty dumb, Anon.
>>13728963My semen is never going to be that white and voluminous...
>>13728963I may hate the fucker, but I know he would at least have some googly eyes on it, and focus the camera.
>>13728967How many people do you hear complaining besides yourself?Face it, sport. The general either likes him or doesn't care one way or the other.You're all by yourself.
>>13728975it is if you're on the stack
>>13728970oh and sweetiebelle has a raging boner and is rubbing the plush against her dick. i forgot to add that part.
>>13728832Disliking things to an unhealthy extent is bad.
>>13728972What's the point in asking that? He rotates targets, sometimes he shitposts about RCH, Tex, Mewball, and so on. And then of course he shitposts about non-tripfags as well, batponies and whatnot.
Is RCH Hatanon trying to steal my limelight as MLPG's most hated contemporary shitposter?The game's own now, cunt.Welcome to the terrordome bitch
>>13728987Yup.That's semen, all right.
>>13728984...No I didn't. I never even though about that part
>>13728917yes he hisWould you Rp with him?
>>13728987Wow, it just keeps coming.
>>13728991there has to be some part of mlpg he likes.why else would someone spend so much time in a place they hate.
>>13728951Right? and he holds his plave like a fucking champ
>>13728995We can combine forces.We could force him out of the general!You are a fool to choose this option!
>>13728968I figured it was! It's nice having an excuse to draw them.>>13728956If the muse strikes me or I think of a good situation to put her in, you may just see more of her.
>>13728943>>13728960>responding >implying you arent samefagging
>>13729019no, you're samfeagging as the rch hateanonfaggot
>>13729019you know how unbelievably easy it is to remove the (You) from a backlink?screencaps don't prove anything.
Roogna's modem died. Roogna says goodnight.
>>13728991>Implying I change targets.RCH holds a special spot, he is a special kind of attentionwhore.He has not touched a pen to paper, YET he has fans, defenders, AND a tumblr, at the levels of an actual 'artist' here.And he lets you know it, every time one of his 'ponies' is even mentioned, he is there, full trip and everything, letting you know HE made that pony.You like that THING HE LIKED!
>>13729025I thought this was improved upon. You know, that macro with Discord in the OP image.
>>13729030Tell Roogna to go fuck yourself
>>13729030Tell Rogga FUCK OFF
>>13729012Who said I wanted to force him out of the general?I don't really mind the guy, he's just kinda there.I'm the hateanon that hates drugs,alcohol,satyrs,batponies,ERPing,Questing,Anthro and Humainzed along with in thread fetish posting.
>>13729025Pygeum works really well too.
>>13729033And yet you haven't been able to show a single screencap in this thread or one in the past week despite being asked point-blank.You are someone screaming at a phantom, a fucking shadow.
>>13729041> that exhaustive TRIGGER listAnd clearly not putting spaces after commas.
>>13729041>He is using a Homestuck character as a reaction image.
>>13729033Who gives half a shit?
>>13729007Yeah, there is, he likes shitposting here. He enjoys thinking that he contributes to making this place worse. Why? Don't worry, he never got that far in thinking about it.
>>13729049Oh my god I'm die
I CAUGHT PONYTHIS PONY IS MINE
Can we stop with the meta shitposting and fetish shitpost instead?
>>13729036I don't really know, I still only tried the celery trick. Week without fapping and I'm shooting it out like crazy. Might as well try it all out someday, though.
>>13729061Just release her and I won't let you know what I am capable of.
Why is she so perfect /co/?
>>13729067Good ideaEVERYONE POST CUTE PONIES
>having such strong feelings towards such trivial thingsmaneveryone's an idiot except me
>>13729030tell roogna i said goodnight and that i think he is a cool guy.
>>13729046>Implying.Any time one of his 'OC's' is mentioned he always shows up.Or he shows up in a stream all the time, trying to draw attention away from the stream host with his bullshit.
>>13729077don't test me woman
You just want to watch this place burn, don't you?
>>13729079> someone uses your skeeter reactionI really want GreenAnonInEquestria to come back
>>13729085No, I want to watch cute ponies doing cute things.
>>13729082Where is the PROOF?!
>>13729082> any time one of his OC's is mentioned> in every stream!Caps or they didn't fucking happen, son.
>>13729081whoa i almost saved that picture then i noticed the other OC
>>13729085once i thought how horrible it would be if mlpg devolved to nothing but shitpostersthe horror is real
>>13729091>>13729092HE IS HERE RIGHT NOW!
>>13729090Me too, it's cute when pony fucks pony in the butt
>>13729087Shouldn't you be coming to bed, too Saine?
>>13729081that stupid yellow OC sucksbut I'd fuck that Minitufts
>>13729084You can't handle me. You'll never save your precious little skittles pony.
>>13728546Don't know where......don't know when...
>>13729097> HE IS HEEER RIGHT NOOOWWWWhere? How?>>13729033> HE IS THERE, FULL TRIP AND EVERYTHING, LETTING YOU KNOW HE MADE THAT PONYI don't see RCH's trip.I don't see RCH.I don't see you with any evidence to support your claims.
>>13729085i wanted to sit along side mlpg and we watch the fandom burn together.we were supposed to be friends here, this isnt want i wanted at all.
Why does MT let that faggot rape her OC?Are they a couple, MT and that faggot?
I'd take Silver Spoon to the fall formal.No foolin'.
>>13729106That is a perfect representation of thatcute
>>13729098I don't think it's very cute, but I respect your opinion.
>>13729117And I'd take DT
>>13729101No, I'm still drawing.Imposter
>>13729106Oh that's adorable - with scarves, no less!
>>13729107HERE. HE WILL SHOW UP.lOOK ,IT'S HIS PONY HE MADE AFTER AN ARTIST DREW IT!AN ARTIST MADE THIS PONY BEFOREHIM!
>>13729117>"M-me? HA... right...! Like I'd wanna be seen with a dork like you...">"I'm gonna go now...!!"
>>13729117uhhh i dont think they allow grown men to take highschool kids to the dance anon.they would call the cops
>>13727216Saddles and saddle accessories.
>>13729132In this scenario you're a teenager again.
>>13729125And your evidence this has ever worked before?I'm hearing crickets here.
>implying they would hang out with anyone of us
>>13729061You really should put pony in the freezer for a few days.Makes it much easier to pin them for display.
>>13729139i dont want to be a teenager again
Did we have storytime already?
>>13729142>anyone of usYou? noMe? absolutelydon't kid yourself
>>13729126I bet she's not so bad when she's not around DT and doesn't have to follow her lead.
>>13729140Obviously he won't show up because he knows I have the general against him, his posting will only be the linchpin on his demise.
>>13729144I do.If it means dating a cute girl my age.
>>13729120Silver is cuter.DT doesn't even have glasses.
>>13729141Jesus I'd knock up that goth girl so thoroughly her Hot Topic gift card would fly off.
>>13729144I would, It seemed a lot easier to make friends in high school then it is now.
>it's late, come to bed already
>>13729141>Filename.>Fluttershy manages to sputter that out.>Causes Chrysalis to stop her advances.>She cries into a tub of Mint Chip.
>>13729154No, faggot, I asked for any time this has happened in the past. You have a full archive to pour over and apparently recognize front to back every time RCH is involved, go cap an example.Really.
>>13729152>She sits in a bathroom stall, trying to contain a squeal of glee.>A boy asked her to the dance!
>>13729159And Silver Spoon doesn't have a tiara.
>>13729164don't cry DashI'm right hereyou wanna use me as a pillow?
>>13729117> filles> no foolin'Can't be done, cap'n.
>>13729164Can't you read some Daring Doo for a bit?I've still got work to do.
>>13729173glasses > tiaras
>>13729164You know there's no place I would rather be.
>>13729106Oh shit thanks man. I love it
>>13729177>Applejack won her hat bobbing for apples at the Ponyville fairGET SHREK'D
>>13729177>THIS OLD THING>I WON IT BOBBING FOR APPLES AT THE PONYVILLE FAIRFUCK
>>13729144I won't be a teenager in like a monthYou'd think I'd do something fun but I'll probably sleep all day on my birthday
>>13729177>won the hatwow it's shit
>>13729177>won her hat bobbing for applesOH NO MY FANON
>>13729188FUCK YOU NONTHAT HAT AS SPECIASLDAMW EDJKAWD
>>13729177>hot topic ruins everything>again
>>13729177>I won it bobbing for apples at the Ponyville fairWhat the fuck. Worst origin story.
>>13729168Even when she approaches you to let you know that she's willing to go with you she'd probably try to hide her excitement and make it sound like she's just doing you a favor.She doesn't do a very good job of it.
>>13729177>Applejack will eat just about anything
ARE THE PONIES ON THE SHOW REAL?
>>13729166Deranged, or just persistent?>>13729167Why would I actively hunt down his faggotry? We all know what garbage he posts.
>>13729177NOPE NOT CANON
>>13729177Wow the hat isn't special in any wayI'm glad about that. Seriously gift from deceased family member is way to overused.So that leaves Rarity right?
>>13729198> WE ALL KNOW THIS THING I POSIT IS TRUE> YOU SHOULD HATE HIM BECAUSE Y HAPPENS EVERY X> NO I WON'T SHOW YOU EXAMPLESAt this point I don't know if you're actually doing this or "pretending to be retarded" to see people try to deal with the unreasonable, but wowWOWWOWWWWWW
>>13729200Hot Topic Commercial isn't canonIt just hurts is all
>>13729198>wethere's that word again
>>13729163are you telling me if you traveled back in time to your teenage body. you would continue to go to highschool?
>>13729198maiev pls go
>>13729200>Rarity's Hot MinuteUNF
>>13729197They're real in your heart.
>>13729177HAHAHAHAALL OF THOSE TEARSThis is so unintentionally evil.
>>13729201Says you. All he does is shit out his tumblr posts here in image form.
>>13729205Well then I honestly hope they go with that in the show. Fuck that hat. She has a shitload of them.
>>13729200>gift from deceased family member is way to overusedWell that's not the only possibility.
>>13729180We'll just have to agree that you're wrong
>>13729214No, you're objectively deranged.
>>13729217Still deceased.Why can't it be a normal hat. Is it to much to ask for a normal hat with no special significance?
>>13729177whats wrong with ajs voice?