Which pony would drink bear and wrestle beers?Previous Thread>>13718118
>rarityJJBA to the max
>>13721103Are they crusading?
>>13721087It looks like all of them, but especially PINKIE
>>13721087dash ahs the best beard.
RARITY'S HYPER MUSCLED VAGINA UNFUNF UNFUNF
>>13721147I don't care as long as your cock fills me.
>>13721100So did anyone cap it?
>>13721179more humanbutt when?
so about that podcastwho are hosting it?
Why does that rarity look so familiarLike she's from jojo or something
>>13721188Not that I know if.
>>13721186>Prince Luna actually has a fairly small stallion cock>Make fun of it, and you'll have more than just nightmares.
>>13721214> Implying I'm not happy hearing his cooing as I wrap my tongue around his heat
What if Rainbow Dash called multiple sonic rainbooms a chainboom?
>>13721208Probably because a faget weeaboo drew it.
This pony is the best.
>>13721214Like Medium chance small or small Chance small?
>>13721214>this is a good thing, so you play along>even in dreams, the feeling of irreversible ass damage is not pleasant
>>13721229She really is.
>>13721229That pony is fucking shit and you know it.
>>13721229Fact in all forms
>>13721233A fraction shorter than a small Chance.His brother is more impressive, but Luna has lots of wet dream experience.
>>13721233small chance small.
>>13721179>>13721200Oh godI'm having boxerspam flashbacks
>>13721244>>13721250>>13721253>a sandwich with wrong in the middle and right for bread
>>13721254>A fraction shorter than a small Chance.NO THANKYOUI CAN GET BETTER ON EARTH
>>13721264TRIGGER WARNING: BOXING GLOVES
>>13721229>>13721244>>13721253That's not the best pony, but she's a very nice pony and I'd love to chat with her about animals.
>>13721234But muh fetish
>>13721200Is this better?
Princess Luna's insatiable lust.
>>13721253Even this one.
>>13721254Why would size matter? Prince Luna would have total control over the dream would he not? He should be able to alter his size to suit whatever occasion.
>>13721284What the fuck is that pig monsterSomeone kill it before it spreads chaos marines or sergal or something else /tg/ sounding
>>13721296Personhorse FS wears too many turtlenecks and long skirts for my tasteShe needs to show off her legs and neck more
>>13721296She's head and shoulders above the competition
>>13721306This is real-world sex, friend.
A GAME WORTH PAYING FOOOOOR
>>13721291>insatiableWell there's no point in trying.
>>13721200I'd fuck that Dash's everything
>>13721315Gomi draws one of the best humandosh out there
>>13721318>making distinctions between pretend pony sex and pretend pretend pony sex
>>13721316why did fluttershy look like such a slut, oh my god.
>>13721087we need this kind of epic beard
>>13721332If I get a two-inch difference and a real load in my bely, I'll make as many distinctions as I want.
>>13721306If you make fun of his real size, he wrecks you with a yard-long freak cock in your dreams.Because he's sadistic like that.
>>13721321IT'S PRIVILEGE! CIS-PRIVILEGE!
>>13721323you're going to try, whether you want to or not. you're defenseless in your dreams.
>>13721316>EG FSBiggest slut in school.
>>13721254Does he like fulfilling every mare's dreams? Or mess with young colts going through the magic of puberty. Ruined sheets and all. And Making them question their sexuality?
>>13721200jesus. those shorts look like they barely cover any of her ass.
>>13721343Jokes on himThat's my fetish
>>13721353> "Ruined sheets"There's nothing ruinous about getting action with a Prince, son.
>>13721337>using the word "epic" as an adjective other than to describe ballads or narration of thousands of years agopls me from 5 years agopls>>13721344DLC IT'S GONNA BE PRETTY EXPENSIIIVE
>>13721314Agreed.>tfw 60 second timer
>>13721329>a big booty bitch will never beg you to squeeze that plushy badonkadonk to your heart's content
Daily reminder Rose draws porn and should be ousted
>>13721379> le epin princeGGGG pleaseIf he visits Mti and Tua in their dreams and makes the tables turned would be bretty good
Crazy buff pony is best pony.
>>13721375>pls me from 5 years ago>plshipster me from the present, stop sucking cocks and taking BBC up you ass and excuse me
>GG is a guest in the Podcast.>Tries as hard as possible to not sound ghetto black.
>>13721353He tends to court noblewoman in their dreams, trying to see their real intentions, if they love him, or if they want just a quick fuck.Although occasionally the odd colt pleases his eye, and he goes full romance novel on them.
>>13721391How dare you insult Rose!*handles .50 cal*
>>13721391daily reminder shitposters will come to this general and not discuss the show in favour of talking about tripfag personalities
Water U listnin 2 m8s?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JiSo9yL59Pw
>>13721389>that>bigNo no no, that butt is pert. And incredibly snug.
>>13721400No, you faggot
>>13721224>LK and GypsyOh my~
>>13721391who cares, many artists do porn
>>13721394I was just thinking about this.Are you me?!
>>13721425Do you like Frasier too?
>>13721411>shitposters out at night>good posters in day>this is the last time they spoke as friendsIt's like poetryBravo Faust
>>13721424opps, forgot about hashes
>>13721424Easiest bait of my life ;)
Would you cut off your arm that is being devoured by a demon spawn of hell to help save your qt 3.14 gf who is getting raped by your best friend turned God?
>>13721375the word epic can also describe a beard, faggotget your facts together and google atleast before you shit all over this place
>>13721139They're camping, and Scootaloo just got back from one of the main activities- she got to experience a taste of thel ife of a royal night guard.Yes, filly-sized armor.
I thought he was gay
>>13721394What makes you think I'd ever draw the zebra twins bottoming
>MT keeps mispronouncing words when she is on the podcast.
>>13721462Fuck off isaac all you do is post on-topic shit
>>13721456>epic beard man/b/ pls go
>>13721434is this baitshitposters are out all the time, i know because mlpg exists
>>13721473how is that off topic?
>>13721464its the name of his gerbil/ginnie pig
>>13721468The Big Mac Lucky Pierre was a hint, you coy motherfucker.
>>13721493What the fuck are you talking about?
>>13721464plsleave tumblr stuff on tumblr unless it's pony
>>13721468I guess you wouldn't.
>>13721441seriously. those cheeks are probably overflowing from that dinky piece of fabric.
>>13721491On = offIt's almost ShakespearianBravo Tameem
>>13721478Fluttershy looks the best in a dress
>MLP's 30th anniversary is this year>FiM's 3rd anniversary is in october 10>NYCC is in october 10>Hasbro still won't do shit
>>13721188>not knowing it is archivedpleb
>>13721458I want to shoot this pony.
>>13721504http://imgur.com/98Zba7nIt was a little bit ago.
>>13721400>watching euro telly
>>13721515anon stahpi just fappedgo on
>MLPG podcastIt'll just be an ever wronger Podtoid
>>13721532DONT DO IT
>>13721526>caring about shitty anniversaries>not just wanting them to produce quality episodes and comics
>>13721379>Whoa nellyI can't be the only one who loses my shit when I see that
>>13721534I don't believe this image exists.
>>13721557> I don't believe my lying eyes!What immense faggotry is this?
>>13721553Lets post bird... ponies?
>>13721532Pony is mission objective. Shooting pony will restart the mission.
>>13721540I'm in well was in a Podcast that was like Podtoid for my gaming community. It started off on whim just one night we did about 26 episodes throughout. It was stupid as hell be fun.
>>13721564Lalalala, can't see you!
>>13721565if you insist
>>13721553Is birdpone close enough?
>>13721544No, i care about them taking the oportunity to do something for the franchise.> comicswell too bad they already cancelled one of the series
>>13721526Half-Life 3 confirmed
>>13721591it's not cancelled. It just ended.
>>13721540Bronyshow tends to pull it off rather well.Apple Cider sounds like sex.
>>13721595It lives up to the hype.
>>13721553>>13721581>>13721584>>13721587but i dont have a picture of ur mum rekt
>>13721552>She starts wearing clothes around you>she notices she gets more cuddles if she's wearing something soft>she ends up wearing big woolly sweaters and socks>She turns down her heater so your shared body heat is more rewarding
>>13721553Is that faintly racist in Equestria, calling them "Birds"?
>>13721613>Static.>Static everywhere.>She is scared to touch things because the shocks are always scary.
>>13721609But will it be worth the weight?
Would human FS be thin bony and lanky, would she be a bit chub(<30%)?
>>13721613hhnngggwhy is she so perfect?
>>13721599>dubsNice job! :)
>>13721630The collectors edition comes with 400 pounds of iron, just so it is.
>>13721633Something like this really.
>>13721631but why would anyone want to do such a thing. A sexual mate has to score a positive on the harkness test.
>>13721655But we're already on /mlp/ you faggot
>>13721618Bird brain and feather brain are common insults.
nightmare moon's evil, evil ponut
>>13721599what, is the microseries done? what are you talking about?
>>13721087Close enough to complicate matters.
Daily reminder that if you couldn't understand this then kill yourself
>>13721631There's something fishy about this picture.
>>13721538well it's not like she's unaware of it. all those hours of training her body have given her a toned figure that makes guys do a double-take when she passes by, and she's proud of it.so maybe she'll show off sometimes. let you get a good eyeful of that sculpted rear of hers that she knows gets you going. she likes making you squirm and seeing that tent pitched in your shorts, and knowing it's all from looking at her.and all the teasing just just makes the, ah..."post-workout wind-down" all the more enjoyable.not only has she got the goods, she knows how to use them.
>>13721683Microseries end after luna's.Mostly because they are shit and no one buys them
>>13721587>close enoughWhoops, wrong post>>13721685
>The kids who don't want a podcast are just scared to be a guest.>Because they know what their voices sound like.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3J4EbhjkV1s
>>13721379Prince Luna is a good pony
>>13721703hey, the pank one was great
>>13721685Dash looks cute with ponytails in both pony and human version
>>13721716They're all pretty adorable when pregnant
>>13721712No it wasn't it was almost as bad as Rainbow dashes
>>13721707>tfw I would like to participate but my mic buzzes like a barrel of bumblebees
>>13721698http://i.imgur.com/8utcHK7.png>"SOON THE WORLD WILL COWER BENEATH ME!">"I SHALL SHIT FIRE DOWN ON THEM ALL!"
>>13721727Anon, I don't know how to tell you this, but you're wrong.__________________________________________________________________________________
>>13721716Dash is for marriage
>>13721694What is this shit, Primer for Babies?
Stop making me want to have babies MLPG.They'll be gross and mixed race and autistic like me.
>>13721553something something gilda
>>13721733>Bought a Blue Yeti a while ago.>Never use it.>This shit comes up.
>>13721767It's my thing
>>13721769thats a tigerstupid
>>13721724but that's octavia cum inflation
>You'll never have a long distance relationship with prince Luna>Instead of remembering only a portion of your dreams he gifts you the ability of total recall>You get to experience what ever you both can imagine for hours every night>Hours of just talking>hours of the most satisfying sex you've ever had>all as real as the day>he's seen everything in your subconscious>and he loves you for it>seeing him in the real world boils down to nothing more than just cuddling, you're beyond taking
>>13721724I'd fuck a pregnant pony
>>13721767having a pone inside a pone if not, other races
Luna has a tiny butt. She can never be in twerk competitions.
>>13721788I'd rather princeSS luna.
>>13721792Oh nevermind, I just noticed that the humandash in that picture was pregnantI'm dumb
>>13721789I'd fuck them between their swellling teats if they're big enough.
>>13721703>no one buys themThey don't rake in bronybucks?
>>13721788Femanon or gayanon? I can't tell.
>>13721796Fuck, I both hate and miss the fandom things when it first started.
I want Voiceanon to be a guest on the podcast.
>>13721816That horse is dead.;_;.
>>13721796Sex with boys is awesome, DashYou should watch me to get a feel for it
>>13721833What are you talking about, dude? She's right here!
>>13721818for a comic to be succesful in the 21st century, it requires a large enough fandom that will buy it. I don't think the bronies who would buy it would be able to support it.
>>13721794but pank can
Why does MLPG hates gets so much when they're also part of /co/ culture?
>>13721853Oh. Like videod games?
>>13721817I'd rather have my way with her extra-plump butt.
>>13721816It's okay, the porny version makes it easier to tell from the thumbnail alone.
>>13721818Well the main series is IDW's top seller. Micros usually fall a bit under.
>>13721532>no PING in the filenameshaaaaaaame
>>13721861>Pink twerks while singing a cute song about it, upsetting a family of zebras
>>13721871Yes, but its hard to put DRM on or give enough insintives to actually purchase them.
>>13721816>gets Rainbow Dash pregnant>doesn't notice itNice going there, moron.
>>13721788>He gives you a third more lifeBest boyfriend or best boyfriend
>>13721866GETS and dubs aren't the same thing at all. GETS happen once in a blue moon.
>>13721886>"I didn't do nuthin', Mister Sun Bake! Just a little dance for your family!"
>>13721890What if she was doing a sonic rainboom then accidentally gave birth and it streaked behind her like a greasy read banner on the umbilical cord?
>>13721816Time to draw more dashx doge
>>13721890I just looked at the thumbnail, man
>>13721886Why would zebras specifically care? They're protrayed as actual africans, not african-americans.
>>13721921It's okay, man. Flesh tones and lamp light and all that.
>>13721924Domesticated zebras, then.
I want to fug the drunkhorse and have her lick my swollen head to climax when I get close so she can lap up the thick seed gushing out
>>13721950>berry punchmy nigga
>>13721929I think I like Hot Fuzz more everytime I see it.
>>13721950Too bad pones dont exist. FAGET!
>>13721921are you having flashbacks from your pregnancy?
> pregnant poniesAw YEAH BOIIII
>watching TV all alone>suddenly, your wall busts open>its Terry Crews>riding Celestia>backwards>before you can respond he shouts>DOUBLE SUN POWERRRRR>Celestia's tail lifts and a powerful bear shoots out, enveloping you in her glory>you wake up in ponyville>finally its over>the cottage next to you explodes>hes back>ODER BLOCKER IS TOO POWERFUL TO LET THIS GREENTEXT END>Wha->He screams at you>you explode>into a pony>you stare at him>he just shrugs
>>13721703I'm gonna need a source on this.
>>13721959MILF ponies make my dick stiff, and that long tongue could do terrible things
>>13721996>push down>out pops babby shiny
>>13721996I have like 3 I can share
>>13721919>You'll never watch Anon get railed in the ass with Dash>She'll never decide she wants to try it>But she wants to be the top
>>13722008>on a surfboard
Shitwhat color do I do the dress?
>>13722021>he says his first words>"Totally radical!"
>>13722021>surfing on amniotic fluid and blood
>>13721998>Crews starts singing"Making mah way downtown, walkin fast, and I'm homebound...">Proceeds to sing more"AAANDD EVERYONE'S watchinnn...!"We all know he secretly loves singing manly songs
>>13721996It was fat, but we can pretend...
>>13722031NEWFAG ALERT! KILL IT!
>>13722039>>13722040> not simply flaring his horn less than a day old and Apparating a popped-collar polo and Wayfarers
>>13722026Baby blue and soft pink with some navy blue
>>13722054U N F
Ponies with tongue studs giving blowjobs
Why ya'll ain't breeding?
>>13722086Make them pregnant and we have a deal.
>>13722088Applejack you're naked!
Which pony would be most likely to suck a human dick just to see if she can make them squirm like she can with a stallion
>>13722088too busy ded
>>13722092>Make them pregnantWith pleasure!
>>13722088Can't afford kids right now.
Ok niggers, first to reply gets a quick fic. It can be anything.
>>13722104Obviously not Vinyl
>>13722088In time AJ.
>>13722114Big Mac, and Fluttershy's first time.
>>13722092Supposedly pregnant women get uncontrollably horny because of the hormones, so that works
>>13722121You got it, deafy. By the way, do you still hate fun?
>>13722088Bisexual but I'm really into guys at the moment
>>13722140I never hated fun, Anon. Just reacted badly to surprise fun.The irony of which is palpable.
>>13722124It varies wildly depending on the person, the day, the time, etc.But yes, some of them, HOLY SHIT
>>13722104Cadence since she's princess of love, she'd naturally want to spread the love to a human visitor, plus she'd relish the challenge of making you groan like a schoolboy.
>>13722063I don't get it
>>13722088I love anal sex too much.
>>13722135first word contradicts the rest
>come to the Mulpeg>discussion is 100% pregnant and impregnating poniesThis is a good day.
>>13722153The 'joke' is "pregnant women have moodswings"
>>13722125>she's working her studded tongue over your head the whole time, working her lips for extra stimulation
>>13722154NoYou're just SHIT at it!
raising your waifu's satyr child
>>13722153Don't fuck with hormones.ALTERNATIVELY:Dash didn't want the kid.
>>13722157YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH
A big big belly! You know what that means dashie?
>>13722179>our waifu's satyr childEw no. I don't want them to have babies, I just want them to be pregnant. I'd make her have an abortion.
>>13722177>her lips curl into a smile as you unload into her mouth>her throat rises and falls as she gulps down every last drop
>>13722179The best part about satyrs is you can suck those tits while savoring the velvety warmth of a mare vagina milking you for dear life
>>13722119That fucking tail.
>>13722185>Dash didn't want the kid.A-are they a rape couple?
>>13722164why aren't you breeding your woman?
>>13722198A vegetarian pony got porked?
>>13722203Stop stealing Rose's art.
>>13722198Time for a diet!
>>13722217Literally seven hours away, not married, saving for a ring.
>>13722198YOU'RE A FAT PONY
>>13722217When I save up enough for some land and a mini mare I'll cum inside her multiple times a day since I don't have to worry about her getting pregnant
>>13722216Dash and Soren are in a relationship. Dash didn't want a kid, at least not yet, but Soren was really into it so she decided to keep it.
>>13722245I hope you don't just have sex with it
>>13722233>saving for a ringYou're a sweet person. Treat her right, anon.
>>13722217I can't be limiting myself to just my woman. It's important to spread my seed to as many people as I can.
>>13722266The worst of it is that her mother's gonna have to help me pick one out
>MLPG goers breeding
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1zEptpxLfTAb2Sd0jhvM4y6uSAfmCPBOgezDsQ1Hu3BI/editHere's the fic deafy requested. fluttershy and macs frist time <3
>>13722281There's nothing special about your seed. Other guys should be spreading their seed to your partners as well.
You know a lot of people think Twilight is a real square. And they are right.But she is also a triangle, because she's a cute!
>>13722287people said the same shit about trekkies all those years ago
>>13722288<3 u hayzeus
>>13722287>people who like thing shouldn't breed/v/ pls
>>13722288>once a pone the timeSenor Cardgage pls
>>13722294I'll let other guys spread their seed to my partner as much as they want, since I know in the end my seed is the strongest and will be the one to fertilize her egg.
>>13722318It's not what you like, it's the kind of people you are.
>>13722337>muh degeneracyThere's the door
>>13722345Threads don't have doors jackass.
>>13722288>that entire thing
>>13722335It's hard picking out rings, Anon, and I'd rather give her a GOOD engagement ring. Her mother has a pretty good bead on what her thoughts of jewelry are.But that's a good $400, $600 away on the lean side, so ...
Come to bed.
I want all the ponies to wear hats
>>13722345And I never said it bothered me, just that you'd probably kill a kid.
>>13722366> It doesn't BOTHER me, I'll just presume you're going to kill a child out of neglect or actual ill willGet fucked, buddy.
>>13722345I hope your mother's dead.
>>13722365I want all the ponies to be hats
>>13722364This works better a little faster I think
>just 2 more monthsHURRY UP ALREADY!
>>13722265Of course I'll take care of it, but my main goal is going to be fucking my mare hard and trying to make her squirt.
>Luna gets two cracked ribs and a dislocated wing>this somehow makes her do better in the fightFanfic logic
>>13722379Oh, now I'm to degenerate for you, huh?And I'm not your buddy, asshat.
>>13722365What have you dooooone
>>13722361While it's an important purchase, try to research what jewelery has the best value for it's appearance/durability. You don't want this thing to snap or scratch four days after you give it to her
>>13722418Why is Lyra the only mare in a colt style hatAnd Lyra too
I want to experience the joy of hearing punchorse say "I'LL FUCK YOU TIL YOU LOVE ME, FAGGOT" at the height of her throes of passionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIDjMCxNHSg
>>13722418Oh god, this show is so poorly put togetherThey just plopped hats in front of their heads.
>>13722364>>13722391man fluttershy's house smells terrible
>>13722419That's a good idea. Do you know a resource along these lines? I'd ask a jeweler but they might be in the tank for X Company.
>>13722439I want boxerhorse to wrap up my arms with her tape
>>13722438Loyro likes to try exotic hats
lyra ran through the bushes and she ran through the brambles and she ran through the places where a rabbit couldn't go
>>13722464I wonder if that's something that real horses doAs in something is bothering their front from above so they lower down but they keep their rear up.
>>13722418>filename>no gibus+pyrovisiongoggles+mercenary medal
>>13722478>"Hey Twilight">"Oh hi Anon">"Here I got you a gift! Its a hat! And it has a fastener under the chin. Here, try it!">Put it on her>It overs her head and over her eyes>Instinctively she bows down low to the ground with her butt in the air>"Anon I don't like this!">"Shhhhhhh, just relax">He said as he took her plush rump and started petting it with both hands
>>13722486>rarity will never try to butterknife you and completely forget that she has a gun
>>13722511That seems very manipulative and cheapI like it
>>13722365>>13722464What if pone is always wearing hats
>>13722519nigga, she'd be too pre-occupied with her bling as hell S. Festive ambassador to use anything less.
>>13721685Pregnant person horse does things to me.
>>13722540That pony must be really haughty and stuck up to always do it
>>13722545very important questionwhich horse is that personthis will seriously effect the unf levels
>>13722559>tiara>moon in backgroundIt's Rainbow Dash
>>13722545http://i.imgur.com/nS3o2wi.pngYou and me both. Even the MS ones.
>>13722542>implying she doesn't just stand in a corner with her cloak and dagger to trade without interference>implying she doesn't submit hats to the steam workshops>implying she doesn't buy keys for hundreds of bits to get more unusuals
>>13722559Lydia from Beetlejuice
>>13722559LunaThis is celestia
>>13722581Which pony will appear if you say her name 3 times?
>>13722528>"Hey Pinkie Pie!">"Hiya Anon!">"Oh no, look over there!">"What?!">She turns around>Put a small sack over her head>"Wait, what? Huh? Where did the sun go? Is.....is it night time? Maybe.....maybe I should....should go to......zzzzzzzzz">She just flops down right there, sound asleep>You pick her up and hold her gently and affectionately as she unconsciously leans into you comfortably
>>13722587Bon Bon, she wants you to shut up and stop calling her for every little thing.
>>13722588>a few random ponies watch you do this>in the middle of the day>in the middle of the street
>>13722545what the fuck kind of face is that
>>13722585only the tits look good
>>13722588I like these.
>>13722600So would that be Bon Bon Bon or Bon Bon Bon Bon Bon Bon?
>>13722588Oh christthat's adorable
>>13722585Pregnant ponies are often shamefully funny.
>>13722607"Who the fuck are you and how'd you get in here"
>>13722588>>13722602>>13722604>>13722621>>13722625>to your surprise, it works on you too>you wish they wouldn't leave you in the middle of the hedge maze all the time
>>13722623Yes Bon Bon, we think that
>>13722600But Bon BonI wanted to coordinate my outfit with yours>>13722641>What do you mean?>Yes, we think thatWhat kind of answer is that FS
>>13722588Birds do this, so maybe Pegasi are susceptible?
>>13722641That pony looks a little chillyI wonder if I should warm her up with something
>>13722653>I wonder if I should warm her up with somethingOH GOD NO
Which pony did you have your best fap to, mine was Celestia
>>13722578She does not buy her items, she uses her feminine charms to swindle them
>>13722669she does what she did with nerd pone on the market, but with kids on the internet.
http://25.media.tumblr.com/eec1c52db4c61d50cd915c1d5a8d35b1/tumblr_mtngtbMo3m1rj6yw0o1_1280.pngyou think she likes it?
>>13722663Twilight threesome with my future wife
>>13722663Probably something gay since I usually cum harder the more taboo something feels.
>>13722639>"Hey! You!">Oh no, its Rainbow Dash. And she looks mad!>"I know what you did to my friends! I'm going to break every bone in your body!">As she charges, you stand directly in front of her>She stops just before hitting you>"Huh?! How did you do that?! Where are you?">She looks left and right, you side stepping with her, keeping directly in front of her snout. Right in a horses blind spot>You slip on some horse blinders on her>Now she can hardly see anywhere>Half the day she's walking into walls and getting stuck there>You help guide her along and some times feed her carrots from the hand
>>13722663Twi and Dash.The Ambassadors fic.Shamefullest fap.
>>13722663neither of them were ponies.
>>13722693ahaha oh man
>>13722693>she bites deeply into your hand, crushing the small bones and crippling you for life
>>13722460I'd say check then ask /fa/, then double check their info with geologist and metallurgist websites.That's probably a good plan?
>>13722706that's a mean revenge for rainbow dash impregnating you xieril
>>13722717That alone makes you more helpful than any number of family or friends. Thank you, Anon.
>>13722683Considering her collection of personalized plugs, I'm going to say yes.
>>13722709>She is a very bad pony and is punished harshly with being tied to a post for the night, but then fed a lot of her favorite alfalfa in the morning
>>13722663I've never fapped to pony, but if I did, it would be Celestia all the way.
>>13722626Pregnant dash is the biggest turn on ever.
>>13722211>>13722177>>13722125>her>no eyelashes>brae>HerYou've been fapping to secret gay porn
what pone would use which class and loadout in hats?
>>13722688Oh god, I know that feelStill pretty sure I'm not gay but damn if that's not hot
>>13722749how's the baby anyway
>>13722739why, she's fucking hot
So MLPG, why aren't you as friendly as s4s?>>>/s4s/1043639
>>13722744he forgot to draw the eyelashes, read it on his tumblr, it's minthorse, no dick
>>13722662for some reason giving warm scarves to ponies is very relaxing
>>13722756What if pone cant get pregnant?I really am messy fuck
>>13722694My fucking nigga. That fic was hot as hell, but the ending could've been way better. Would you happen to have a link to it?
>>13722740http://schpog-art.tumblr.com/This artist has some pretty great pregnant Dash floating around, and more than a few great sub Flutters.Humanized, but ...
>>13722748Rainbow Dash: SoldierRocket Jumper, Gunboats, Market Gardener
>pony will never get you pregnant
>>13722791It's not dash's faultI mean, incompatible genes and suchlemon pls
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=MeXfKulOceU>tiara's descendant>bad and wonky animation and composition, directing is now a "style" to followalright
>>13722791There's still fun to be had in tryingI hope that's Rainbow Dash
>Approach Applejack>"Hey no! I know what you are on about and I want no part of it!">Hold out an apple for her>A nice rare ambrosia apple>She looks between you and it for several moments, before sagging her shoulders and sighing>"Fine.">You hand feed her the apple and while shes distracted you hug and pet her a lot
>>13722728Gold and silver (sometimes gems too) are also incredibly cheap by mass, it's the marketing that drives up most of the price. For that reason the retailers will always always try to sell you on the most low-quality high-cost stuff.Personalization can also cost a lot e.g. engraving "T.E. <3 I.N."
Ok ill do one more quick fic. 2nd reply gets it
>>13722748RD:>Scout>Scattergun> Winger> AtomizerPanka:>ENTIRE EVERYTHING IS PYROLAND STUFF
>>13722798that would be panka, if she was not "friendly pootis heavy"dash is too tryhard for such a gimick loadout
>>13722836Something cute with Rainbow Dash and Anon please.
>>13722836Big Mac doesn't go to the beach.
>>13722823>She's not distracted, she just really really likes your apples.>She stays lucid enough to nuzzle your chest afterwards
>>13722766I never said I didn't to humanizations.http://i.imgur.com/pNQmAEF.jpg
>>13722851>>13722854>>13722856hahaboring big mac story it is
>>13722798>rocket jumper and gunboats>not mantreadsya dun goofed.
>>13722766I think she's more attractive as a pony
>>13722854This should be fun. Off I go
>>13722823What if ponies got Anon back for messing with them?
>>13722837>Pinkie is in Ptroland mode.>As a Demoman.
>>13722837>>13722843panka: demoman with loose cannon, chargin targe (alternatively sticky jumper) and ullapool caber and standard demopan getup
>>13722748Rarity would be a Quick-Fix medic with 4 unusuals, making everyone spotless in no time.
every time you make pony do something animalistic you turn a little more into a ____horse____
>>13722805>tfw pony gets you pregnant and keeps sexing you every night as you grow with baby>tfw pony fucking you then you suddenly go into labor>tfw pony's flared penis head gets stuck due to your contractions and pony can't pull out>tfw baby can't come out>all the pressure of the baby being forced out and your contracting vag is too much pleasure on pony's unit and keeps pony fully erect>tfw you two are stuck like that forever, with pony hilted in you and cumming on your baby's face and you contracting wildly with baby halfway descended through your birth canal
>>13722867>smug pinkie by rei.png
>>13722867>Everyone is jumping on the DWM bullshit.Why haven't you?
>>13722748Rarararara>S. Festive ambassador>Diamond botkiller knife>S watch and sapper>Magistrate's mullet with sunbeams>Distinguished Rogue>Le party phantom with orbiting planetsThe hat and misc would named to joke that the world does infact revolve around her
>>13722900Why not just post PinkieShe's absorbed better visually
>>13722882Spike would be forced to play the game with sillygibs mode only
>>13722810But she wants to have one.>>13722816It is.
>>13722748Applebloom would build mini sentries with the gunslinger, because she's too much of a scrub to build proper sentries.She also doesn't build dispensers or teleporters
>>13722868>those hipsholy unf
>>13722916>Absorbing your ponies.>In any way.
>>13722876>"You....you.....monster!">Rarity confrotns you, the full force of her magic at the ready>"I'll show you that you can't mess with my friends like so-">You gently kick a little mud on her hooves>She's falls down as if she was shot, nearly weeping>So distraught, she hardly even struggles as you gently bath and brush her in warm soapy water
I have too many pony pictures to draw and don't know which to start with.
When's the last time you Bond Burgered your favorite pony?
>>13721087twilight obviously>>13721644>Shinning Armor is concerned with your family's lack of faith in Equestria... rolling for post modifyer>>13721897maybe in season 4 rarifags will shut the fuck up about her having no episodes>>13718864lurking this thread
>>13722868http://i.imgur.com/1KqjSOC.pngSomething about a pony with a dick in their mouth is sexy as hell
>>13722936And she whiffs all her frontier justice crits
>>13722949start with a pink one
>>13722940>not scratching pony's ears until she (metaphorically) melts in your lap
My last story probably forever. big mac doesnt go to the beach.https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BwuoigXDtF9RTjn4ldmOeP-7c-W4NEuFyYD6K8u_7JI/edit?usp=sharing
>>13722748Applejack:Frontier JusticePistolSouthern HospitalityTexas Ten GallonTexas Half-PantsTeufort Toothkicker
That's it guys, im on my way to becoming a pony!
>>13722967that ten gallon better be painted radigan conager brown
>>13722949Rei draw eager pankthen commissions
>>13722955every time I see that picture I unf on instinct. pony snouts and tongues would be mind-blowingly amazing for bjs.
>>13722967Big Macintosh: Heavy with Brass Beast, family business and normal fists
>>13722952did you just respond to all of those from the front page hoping it would appear in each of those threads?boy do I have bad news for you
The ass was fat.
>>13722990>tfw no-ink hats us
>>13722990Oh, you unf now? I thought you were saving yourself for your pony waifu
So are we hats or what?
>>13722990They were designed by nature for maximum blowjob efficiency
>>13722981of course.Fluttershy:OverdoseMedigunAmputatorSurgeon's StahlhelmArchimedesSurgeon's Stethoscope
>>13722748Luna and Celestia would run around in gibus/pyrovision/merc medal loadouts as they pubstomp
>>13723023>medigunI'm sure she would use the Solemn Vow instead.
>>13723029Luna and Celestia would use Robin Walker's rocket launcher and assorted devcheats
>>13723023>not the friend of all animals loadoutSoldierexquisite rackcompatriotlt. bites
>>13723018>implying this is not best ass on show
>>13722748Twilight:Pyro.No special items.No idea what she is doing.Air blasts all of her ammo away.Always on the bottom of the score board.It's said that a pony once scored below her.They think that pony killed themselves in shame.
>>13723008celestia is my waifu>>13723012sunbutt probably has a lot of experience too
>>13723048They're the server operators.For every server.Even the official Steam ones.
Are you faggots gonna play hats or not?
>>13723057constant w+m1doesn't airblast burning teammatesstill falls for a dead ringer even when her awful attempts at spychecking succeed
>>13722748Twilight:MachinaRazorbackShahanshahShooter's Sola TopiOutback IntellectualSir Hootsalot
>>13723045I three can hats for an hour
>>13723048Celestia has a glasgow greathelm with sunbeams sitting in her inventoryshe uses it to pretend to be Solaire of Astora
>>13723018I'd fuck that applebottom
>>13723080>Sir HootsalotDear god...it's perfect.
>>13723080why is the razorback not invisible to the other team. that would make it so much more effective.
>>13723036you mean >amputator.It's another way to heal her teammates.
>>13723089what about this one
IP: 22.214.171.124:27015 Pass: bonbon HATS
>>13723083>>13723070>>13723045>>13723011just get on the server
>>13723053how about now?http://imgur.com/K2yaDs6
>good 3D pone model
>>13723112You know what I'm okay with this.
>Fluttershy grovels at your feet, gently kissing your shoes>"P-please. Please be gentle...">She sounds on the verge of tearsWhat do you do?
>>13723130Sit on her
>>13723105no no nonot like thatlike THIS
>>13723118Hashbro sold his soul to the devil for the power to make a good conversion of pony to 3d. Shame he hasn't released it for source. Those models it has are shite.
>>13723130Boop her. Then hold her as I drag her to bed as a cuddle pillow
>>13723130pony wears the collar
>>13722748ScootalooScoutBaby face blastersandmanguilotineHuman CannonballTrack TerrorizerEssential Accessories (team spirit)
>>13723106Disconnected Bad Passwordwat do
>>13723118man if this model was actually released and used in tf2 it would be so much better than the ugly hideous shit everyone else currently uses.
>>13723146What if I want to wear the collar?
>>13723135Those arms are too humanizedHer legs have fat folds, should firmno thanks
>>13723130Pony pulls the wagon
Would you a pony's tender frogs?
>>13723169Uh, sure whatever floats your boat.
>>13723120hey, did you see the new jontron video?its bretty funny
>>13723106>tfw suck too hard to play with MLPG
http://artist-refs.tumblr.com/post/62203703994He is gonna be more famous then Rose
I want to make a pony shudder and gasp while an intense orgasm wracks her body, making her gush marecream all over my cock
>>13723208>that new introbased jon
>>13723012Man now I'm imagining Lauren Faust working on the bible for FiM and detailing how perfect pony mouths would be for blowjobs.
>>13723221Rose isnt that famous though...
How was your day MLPG?
>>13723061I think the best part is seeing those innocent eyes look up at you, I'd be done for as soon as they started sucking and made those eyes at me
>>13723234looks like condensed milkhttp://i.imgur.com/VtnW5O0.gif
>>13723218You can't suck more then RCH
>>13723249>they're so innocent that you immediately feel extremely guilty after cumming inside her mouth>you commit suicide because you can't handle it>it happens to every stallion she happens to get her mouth in
>>13723240>her art is actually featured ON TV by hasbroShe might not be like super famous but holy shit that is a milestone right there for an amateur artist.
>>13723229>muscular tongues for head stimulation>powerful suction action>higher body temperature than human women>prehensile lips and tongues>soft snouts and muzzles
>>13723249>I think the best part is seeing those innocent eyes look up at youThis is literally my fetish
>tfw pony in less than two monthsGET HYPE!
>>13723291can be be famous for something when people don't even know it's yours?
Would you employ Lyra?
>>13723208i giggled hard
>>13723290Celestia is too seasoned to look innocent, she's got more of those load-extracting sultry eyes
>>13723229>she quit the show because she couldn't show how perfect they'd be on air>even after insisting it's educational
>>13723316What are her references?
>>13723316>4hoofthats not even a pun, its just forced
>>13723311I'm sure you could, but that's besides the point, I'm pretty sure they credited her after the fact.
>>13723311>can be be famous for something when people don't even know it's yours?you're missing the pointIt is something YOU(she) created and was actually mistaken for actual official artwork. The true merit of an artist is judged by their work, not the artist themselves
>>13723307>>13723323>Princess Celestia can make ponies literally cum by just looking at them in a funny way
>>13723326Her references are that she will do anything for the job Tex. Anything.
>how to make horsedicks in 6 easy stepshttp://25.media.tumblr.com/3e7a40fc865b47335fb3f1fe6eddd85b/tumblr_mtn4nzOGy21rdkgsno1_1280.jpg
>>13723330>scrutinising things this closely
>>13723357I see people draw dicks like that but not with a frilly end.
>>13723339Anything?Then I make her draw a human.
>>13723338Trixie and Cadence have them, too, but Trixie has the voice to match. Flutterbitch would ruin me.
>>13723378Even if Trixie had the eyes to do so, It wouldn't matter anyways. You'd be too busy with your face engulfed in her ass to look at her eyes in the first place.
>>13723378>I want it all in my mouth
This would've looked so much better in flockdraw.Should I really bother with SAI?
>>13723369But that's how they look.
>>13723326>What are her references?What are yours?
Rainbow Dash did nothing wrong in MMDW
>>13723410True, but granted she does have a spectacular ass.
>>13723438Fuck flockdraw, stick with sai~
>>13723326thanks for Rainbow boob calculator picture Tex, I fell asleep before you posted it
>>13723438Find the /co/ thread where they're complaining about a pony drawing now.
>>13723452is it facesitting time?
IP: 126.96.36.199:27015 Pass: bonbon HATSHATSHATS
>>13723449but that's wrong
>>13723452http://i.imgur.com/fuX8vqV.pngAnd pretty feet, I'd blow my load all over those sexy toes
>>13723464I don't think that's how it worksIt's the same picture>>>/co/54463298
>>13723221>taking advice from amateur artistsWhy do people do this...
>>13723369Are you the guys from Kraut's thread? You said almost the same thing there.
>>13723478only its not
>>13723452If it's drawn well, every pony can have a great ass. It's never drawn the same for each one.
>>13723338you know it
>>13723338Well, it would probably work on me. At least if she'd also let her tail float around my legs and brush a wing against me.
>>13723525What's the difference between Flockdraw and SAI for you?Shouldn't they both work the same way for simple sketching?
http://derpicdn.net/img/view/2013/8/10/396806__explicit_nudity_human_penis_straight_lyra_cum_monochrome_balls_bon+bon_blowjob_human+on+pony+action_lyra+heartstrings_simple+background_threesome_cumming_grayscale_sweetie+drops_lo.pngoh my goodness
>>13723546Depends, for simple sketching maybe, but if you settle the lines I always end up liking the flockdraw result more simply because of the lower resolution
Hey fuckers. I just wanted to say you are all great people and you an accomplish your dreams a desires if you keep at it. Stay strong.
>>13723577http://derpicdn.net/img/view/2013/8/10/396941__explicit_nudity_animated_human_penis_straight_lyra_bedroom+eyes_blowjob_human+on+pony+action_lyra+heartstrings_upvotes+galore_licking_oral_pony+on+human+action_artist-colon-stoic5.gifI'd go off like a gesyer in that mouth
>Spike singing as he goes to save Rarity>Spike the Mighty>reminded of Joxer the Mighty
>>13723581Well whatever works for you, I wouldn't know.Usually you could get some more help here but it's been slow recently.
>>13723291Wait whenwhat art?
>MLPG podcast has Tex as a guest.>It causes a massive controversy.>He doesn't even sound Texan!>He never even fires a gun once!
>>13723578>"How will ponies help you preform your job?"
>Your favorite pony walks up to you, more then half asleep>They listlessly rummering a "good night" to you before just plopping right in top of you, lightly nuzzling your chest What do you do?
>>13723644Shitpost on 4chan.
>>13723578>you will never stand over an Applejack sprawled out on a comfy table awaiting a massage>the only thing separating the two of you a thin towel draped over her backside
>>13723638Ponies would probably help me from killing myselfCant do my job if I was dead
>>13723581Lower ersoluutoin? What do you mean?
>>13723644pick her up carefully and carry her to her own bed
>>13723679I'm not sure what that gif is supposed to mean
>>13723635>only one spurtwhat a chump
>>13723679By airing its crotch in an open window?Tex use your words, you aren't making any sense.
You can get a blowjob from any pony of your choosing, but only under one condition, you can't make any noise at all. Not a grunt, groan, or whimper, heavy breathing is OK.
>>13723644Lightly cuddle her there until I'm ready to go to bed, then pick her up carefully and take her with me to bed
>you will never be sunset satan's sexual plaything
>>13723490that foot's not so greatit doesn't do Trixie justice
>>13723636Texas actually has far less free gun laws than many other statesyou can't even CC in a lot of places
>>13723725Sure, I have no problem with that. But what if she makes me laugh while sucking my dick? That is her element after all.
I like to imagine fluttershy is the kind of pony that would have the air conditioner blasting, while wrapping herself in a cocoon of blankets.
>>13723636>>MLPG podcastwait what
>>13723747Who is it that drew this, he's been doing a makeshift pinkie Box Quest too
>>13723743That's fine, as long as you don't make a sound while cumming, you're allowed to squirm
>>13723753>mfw when I'm doing that right now>also with the window open to add an extra breeze
>>13723439there are some major problems with that but i will say it is still better than the average tube dick with completely flat head
>>13723753I do that and I live in Florida. Me and Fluttershy would get along great.Also supposedly you sleep better if you sleep in the cold and wrapped in something warm.
>>13723775>>13723769You guys are too cute.
>>13723636who will the actual guests be
>>13723636>>MLPG podcast has Tex as a guest.> >It causes a massive controversy.> >He doesn't even sound Texan!Are you saying that after 3 years we still don't know how tex sounds? I thought he played hat fortress all the time.
>>13723773Who draws the best horsecocks?
>>13723747behind me is a mirrorin the mirror is my fat face, my computer screen and the pony dancing on itSUCCESS
>>13723802>that smile at the endevery time
>>13723794>I thought he played hat fortress all the timeNever talks. He's too busy headshotting and placing minisentries.
>>13723762some stupid shitty idea
>>13723679yeah I thought so
>>13723702I fail to see how airing a pony's crotch won't be a huge asset.
>>13723762Some guys are planning on doing a podcast.With MLPG as the main source of guests.To talk about various things like ponies, games, other shit.
because unlike most popular music, Led Zeppelin writes objectively good songs, and literally everyone acknowledges the band's pure talent. If you don't get your groove on to John Paul Jones's sick-ass bass riffs, check in with your doctor and get a CAT scan, because you have brain damage.
>>13723839I guess it would fill the office with the sent of apples.
http://i.imgur.com/LHTY7jf.jpgI want Vinyl to lick my frenulum
>>13723839Would you help air that pony's crotch?
>>13723839I'd hug that smelly pony
>>13723857>it started with fileswaps>now postswapsMOOOOOOOOT
>>13723836would you a chavjack?
>>13723853>Some guys are planning on doing a podcast.Why.>With MLPG as the main source of guests.>To talk about various things like ponies, games, other shit.WhyyyyyyyyyThis is such a narrow focus. There's like 50 regulars TOP in MLPG.
>>13723872I wouldAnd then some.
>>13723894>Create a podcast.>/mlp/ catches wind of it.>???WHAT COULD POSSIBLE GO WRONG?
>>13723913nothingwhat would they do?
>>13723857>listening to Loop ZoopTop lel.
>>13723913I don't even have an ipod...how will i listen to a pod cast...ohmahgooood
>>13723853>>13723894>>13723636THEY SHOULD REALLY WAIT UNTIL THE HIATUS ENDS BEFORE PODCASTING
>>13723894we could get the old folks who get on to tell us how much they hat us
>>13723943>a podcast for talking about the showthis would probably be superior to the proposed 'castI'd listen to it then aw who am I kidding I'm going to listen to it anyway
http://derpicdn.net/img/view/2013/9/19/430610__twilight+sparkle_rarity_explicit_nudity_human_blushing_penis_straight_blowjob_human+on+pony+action_upvotes+galore_interspecies_smirk_artist-colon-3mangos.pngteamwork is magic
>Oh my, what a large cock you have!>All the better to fuck you with!
>>13723928I would assume it would play out like BronyShow.Just a few guys shooting the shit and keeping it sort of pony related. Talking about the comic, the show, stupid shit Bronies do.How pissed off the people are at the podcast, list is endless.
>>13723943Who's to say they arent...Pony comes back in two months and they just said they were getting ready to make a podcast, I think it takes time to get one of those hammered out right.
>>13723894who would be on it? i don't see anyone who would do it
>>13723894This is just an excuse to circlejerk even harder than usual. But of course, no one sees this.
Good job anon, you did great today
>>13723966>pissed offmore like befuddled. I just don't really see the point.>>13723978They mentioned LK and Gypsy, I believe. Gotta give them that.
>>13723978They already have the hosts figured out.The thing is getting anyone from here to be a guest.And not sound like a fucking tard.
>>13723995Thanks Dash, i really worked hard.
>>13723995yeah. i'm really great at doing nothing.
>>13723976>I think it takes time to get one of those hammered out right.I don't think it takes that long>set up mics>whore yourself out on mlpg and their tumblrs for guests>???>podcast
LK, are you on? See Skype please.
>>13724034YOu should draw her a picture of her to show her how much you appretiate it
>>13724007i think just getting people interesting enough is hard enough and getting them to talk is even worse.
>>13723644molest that ponut
>>13724002>I just don't really see the point.Never know if it's going to work unless they try.Who knows, they may hit a home run.>>13724002And that, good hosts usually helps a podcast a lot.Apple Cider and Chef Sandy do the same thing on their podcast and it's usually damn good.
>>13724037>tfw LK is ded and hats us.
>>13724037He might be sleeping, otherwise he probably would've seen the skype first
Posting something like this on /co/ would be banworthy even though it's official, right?
Did I miss out on the pregnant fun?http://i.imgur.com/N71TPtZ.png
>>13724040I'm sure she knows how much I appreciate it without me drawing her a quickie
>>13724055No they did it beforeI mean you might get banned but when it was Deadpool it was kosher
>>13724064draw her giving a quickie
>>13724064>quickiemade you look
Why aren't you streaming?
>>13724061>buttsex with pregnant Cadencemy boner would be maximum
>MLPG podcastYeah, this is where I get off. Nothing god will come off of this.
>>13724075Computer is bad, nothing to stream
>>13724075Why aren't you?
>>13724075I dont really see a reason to streamIm just doing art studies
>>13724075When the new episodes leak I got you covered
>>13724075I tried streaming once and the one guy who watched it said it was lagging.
>>13724090>I MEAN IT THIS TIME!
>>13724075>shitty computer can barely do two things at once>internet is mediocre>nothing to stream anyway
>>13724043Why'd you respond to me twice?>Never know if it's going to work unless they try.I suppose that's true. I just don't know if a buncha guys shootin the shit is going to be that popular.Are the guests all going to be contributors, though? Because from the initial posts, it kinda sounded like you'd also have a handful of completely random anons. That kinda sounds like fun.
>>13724100What about a quick hug?
>>13724068Which pony would love giving you a quicky and swallowing before you head off to work?
Why is Pinkie Pie such a pig?Becase [spoielr]she really loves truffles!
>>13724094Because I love Love you Texkun~
>>13724083It looks like it may have been either anal or deep-down cunt breeding "for good measure" or both.
>>13724103I hope we don't get that many leaks this season. Those kill a lot of the hype when we don't all get to see it together.
>>13724100stampy little legs
>>13724113>quick>hugWhat the fuck is the point?
Tex is a silly pony
>>13724100http://i.imgur.com/yoXEe74.pnglike you're a stranger to lewd
>>13724067>deadpool ponieswait what
>>13723937I still can't image he did this. Has Tex commented on it?
>>13724113I'd hug her longer than that
>>13724120All ponies love cum
>>13724090i doubt they'll ask me, but i don't really want in on this.
>>13724111>I just don't know if a buncha guys shootin the shit is going to be that popular.But that is what every successful podcast DOES!I would assume contributors, but they never said contributors will be the only guest, so yeah, just some random MLPGer, chances for hilarity are good.
>>13724131Either way reallyI enjoy the excitement of the leak as much as the build up waiting for it to air; Both of which are secondary to actually just watching a new episode to me.
>>13724129both is good.though if it was "deep-down cunt breeding," would it have made such a mess?
>>13724149I don't really read comics much but
>>13724175Stallions can cum buckets, my friend.
QUICK WHICH MLPG OCS WOULD YOU SHIP
>>13724122You'd be streaming if that were the case, anon.
>>13724156>He doesn't know that the podcast is going to force everyone in MLPG to be on it.
>>13724189marker pony with ross mime sweetiebell
>>13724154Do they love its salty taste?
>>13724178these ponies look familiar
>>13724163Of course it's all secondary to the episode itself, but I like being able to go back through episode threads with a lot of activity weeks later and those just aren't the same leaked.
>>13724212Dash is a terrible pony.
I want to punch a pony in the face and tell her she's stupid and worthless, then slap her again when she starts crying and tell her to stop being so dramatic
>>13724188they also cum way too fast.poor Cadence would be aching for something that could last long enough to get her off.
>>13724189mewanon with red ribbon
>>13724212The comic should have ended with Soarin not even remembering who she was. As it is it just kind of fades out, you already feel sad when she gets the badge ripped off.
>>13724239Shut up rediv
>>13724227How on earth do you enjoy that?It's just loud shouting and people trying to get attention. My favorite episode threads are after it aired.
>>13724237I want her to torment me with her magic and edge me until I beg her to let me cum
What does the pone say?
>you'll never try actual moon cake.
>>13724189Gloomy and me
>>13724237You mean it's possible her arousal response is different "since the baby", so she doesn't get off quick as a wink as other mares?
>>13724189tough cookie and marker pony
>>13724212>take advice and interpret it the wrong way>take the consequences
>>13724282Renne really is Saffron's little pony
Which pony would pony pony pony pony pony pony ynop pony
>>13724300>Take advice and apply it like a sociopath>Be treated like a very talented sociopath
>>13724300Modern religion ladies and gentlemen!
>>13724286sure why not.of course that's what foreplay is for.
>>13724189All of the Filly Scouts!ALL OF THEM!
>>13724239>tfw mewball is ded and hats us
>>13724266Stuff like the reaction to Derpy, people going crazy at the amount of songs in AFiD, the diabetes at Cutie Mark Chronicles and RD and Scoot's moment in SiP, and Twilicorn are amusing to me.The good discussion comes after, but the hype in them are enjoyable.
>MLPG podcast.>The background music.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEG4FZvgHnI
>>13724326MLPG seems to do that alot.
>>13724304>you'll never have a little pony to call your own
>>13724328so it's only about the reactions and not the moments?
>>13724328Yeah those are fun. It's nice when something actually awesome is happening in the episode but other times it just kind of feels like being in a popular livestream chat.
>>13724297Inception sucked, if anything it was just the unholy birthing grounds of abominable, undying macro memes and youtube comments.
>>13724347>tfw AB is dead >tfw Apple hats us>tfw BDF is ded>tfw Changelingbro is ded >tfw Cheshire hats us >tfw ciircuit hats us>tfw Corwin is ded>tfw Dafty is ded >tfw Dalapony is ded>tfw Disco hats us >tfw Don.ko is ded >tfw Gypsymagic is ded >tfw Hoppip hats us >tfw Jalm hats us >tfw Jailbait hats us>tfw Javkiller is ded>tfw Kraut is ded>tfw LK is ded>tfw lolip is ded >tfw Mocha hats us >tfw Moe is ded >tfw Moophins is ded >tfw MiLes is ded >tfw Metals is in jail >tfw Nithirian is ded>tfw Noel hats us >tfw No-Ink hats us>tfw NPA is ded >tfw NTSTS hats us >tfw Obsidian is ded>tfw PHN hats us >tfw Peanus is ded>tfw PNGLN hats us>tfw PS is ded>tfw Rei is around >tfw Reu hats us >tfw Rubro is ded >tfw Scherzo hats us >tfw Shout hats us >tfw Smile hats us >tfw TAW is ded>tfw Tess hats us >tfw Tex hats us >tfw Unity is ded
>>13724345THE FILLY SCOUTS!NEW MERIT BADGE, SCISSORING!
>>13724348Speak for yourself
>>13724348Rainbow Dash is my little pony
>>13724326he's busy at college hiding power levels
>>13724360Tex is literally in this thread right now
>>13724360And you don't give two damns or a fuck about anyone who is still here.
>>13724349I'd prefer it if this were written by a woman.What would you think about a woman's guide to pleasuring a man if it were written by another woman?
>that gigantic tree-trunk cock>that groanhttp://www.pornsocket.com/media-gallery/3777-mare-blowjob.htmlThis fucking video, most shameful but ball-clenchingly intense faps ever
>>13724358Some people just don't like thing.
>>13724375>>13724370you better back the fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up
>>13724360>JavkillerHe drew like, three things for us man.And given where he lives he probably is dead.
>>13724360Good riddance.Who needed those goys anyway.
>>13724375You have a wonderful little pony, I wish I had one like it.
>>13724405Dont feel too bad.