it's going to be a long night editionlast thread>>13705739
>>13710328Why isn't it tab?
>>13710328>you'll never fuck Cloudchaser while she's amped up on energy drinks
I want to hug my tulpa pony. What is a new way we can hug?
God tier energy drink
>>13710328>You will never get super grunked out on energy drinks with a cute pony late at night and crash hard, sleeping all day together nonsexually under the covers and the tv on
>"Anon darling, you are simply too small"
>>13710349all according to plan
>>13710372No, you're too loose
>>13710372FUCK YOU CUNT I'M HUGE BACK ON EARTH
Why does everyone seem to hate your favorite pony?Because everyone just thinks so LITTLE of them!
>>13710372So do something about it
>>13710349>IE>EverMy condolences, isaac.
>>13710370the best filly and best pony
>>13710358Guys. Help.The voices are getting loud.Get out my head Charles.
>>13710372Maybe you should stop shoving things bigger than your torso up there.
>>13710372Rarity, look. I'm longer than this dildo you had in the top of your dresser. How much bigger were you expecting?
>>13710395We've been over this.
http://strawpoll.me/469270Last time I'll post thisHelp us science>>13710393>Wanting chasers on /lgbt/You can keep themOr send them to /b/
>>13710352I want an overly enthusiastic deepthroat blowjob from a tweaked out Cloudchaser and make her gag on my enormous load when it gushes down her throat
>>13710402Massive insertions is one of my biggest fetishesThere is very little pony porn of it
>>13710372It's big enough for Sweetie Belle!
>>13710409>no "Would fuck anything on the planet and then some" option
>>13710372"Well it's not your fault for getting me this shirt without asking me what my size was. Eh- I'll grow into it.It's the thought that counts; thank you love."
>>13710412>your load>enormousStacked?If so is it worth the money?
>>13710404That's for sounding
Flitter > cloudchaser
>>13710406and you are still wrong
>>13710426what the fuck would be "and then some?"Actually fucking the planet?
>>13710396Oh gosh she's so adorable. I wonder how her subjects would react to you telling her she's adorable.
Which pony could help me with my homework?I think I'm going to dunk.
Guys. Pinkie is in my bed and won't stop looking at me. Please advise.
>>13710423sweetie is not for sexual, anonshe is for non sexual little sister love
> "Should we go back to your place?"
>>13710458Flip her over and punish her ass, sexually if you have too.Gotta be tough with these ponies or they'll walk all over you.
>>13710442>not wanting to fuck alienshttps://static1.e621.net/data/ce/4b/ce4b8704e1fc7433278102291ccad709.jpg
>>13710458Staring contest. It's the only way.
>>13710452Exchange nervous glances.Become even more nervous when she kisses you.
>>13710409>4 people fucked both and BiWasn't that also the exact number of people who said they were bi?
>>13710439>the option of twins>not fucking bothit's like being offered two 100 dollar bills and only taking one of them
>>13710461AJWe live in the same placeWe're kinCan we try anal tonight?
>>13710477I've got a massive fetish for dicks that are disproportionately large compared to the mate
>that feel when no one responds to you in MLPG
>>13710524>tfw someone always responds to youIt's like having a friends
>>13710524>tfw you easily get multiple (you)s in a post and get at least twenty+ each thread
>>13710460I wonder what it would be like having a little pony for a sister.
http://i.imgur.com/LkIdX5H.pngwhat does getting a magicjob while your shaft gets licked feel like
I was in an actual circlejerk today, mlpg
>>13710412And then she immediately straddles your lap and starts grinding her crotch against your softening dick."ComeoncomeoncomeON! There's gotta be more in there! I want my turn!"She keeps rubbing the underside of your dick against her labia until you're nice and hard again.
>>13710547Well, you can at least find out what it'd be like to have one as a sister-in-law.
>>13710547probably like having a little sister, but she has some tendancies of an autistic savant
>>13710552>married pornThis is the best kind.
Listen for the rest of this thread you all are forbidden from talking about anything but vaginas. You can discuss heterosexual intercourse with vaginas but try to keep references to the penis minimal.To keep it MLP related they can be horse vaginas.
>>13710553how was it?
>>13710481Why do I love this raccoon so much?
>>13710553UnfWho had the biggest dick there?
>>13710570funI came 4 times in one hour
>My Little Pony: Withered Days>It's hard to tell what the exact demographic is since it has heartwarming family reunions, comedic scenes with the mane six's pets, and a super cute musical number with the CMC, but it also has blood, swearing, and a disturbing horror twist halfway through it.
>>13710524If you want replies, post bait. Example:>Tex is a shit poster>GG is a failure sucking as much money from the fandom as he can >MegaSweet is a pedophile who shouldn't be allowed to attend Pony conventions
>>13710574She looks like a qt azn.
>>13710567What about futa cocks?
>>13710479to her subjects it just looks like she's kissing your cheek, but you feel the corner of her lips on yours. The ponies that aren't nervous enough to walk out are all fidgeting in place.
>>13710436No, I take a multivitamin though. They've always been larger than normal, the bigger it is the more satisfying as a general rule of thumb.
>>13710564>marriedbut this is from when she was babysitting twilight
>>13710567I love fucking butts and frotting with my boyfriend
Celestia's wide birth canal
>>13710579how did you end up in a situation like that?
>>13710585But...I don't care about any of those things.I just want to talk about my favorite pony.And hugging my imaginary ponies.
>>13710587Listen I don't want you to go to hell. That sounds like queer devil garbage so I'm not gonna allow it.
>>13710553That's pretty fuckin' gay.
>>13710590Trying to imagine what a big white cartoon horse mouth would feel like all over my own is hot
>>13710552>>13710552>magicking the head while licking the shaftI'd go off like a geyser
>>13710606A little disappointing>tfw you'll never find someone >=9"
>>13710615What about cuntboys?
>>13710597But that's HEDONISTIC.
>>13710609why would it be?she's never had children
>>13710617Apparently horses have very muscular tongueshttp://i.imgur.com/4F19C4k.png
>>13710617But she's pink.
>>13710632>hedonismHow fucking heretical
>>13710646That's not a horse, that's a whorgiraffe
>>13710590Celestia is kinda hot and I don't jerk off to ponies
>>13710611my group of friends always fool around with each other, this was just the first time we all got together to do it>>13710616But it felt so good
>>13710627That's fine I guess it's only the faggots that I'm worried about
>>13710595unfDo you edge, too?
>>13710669>But it felt so goodUnless they were trannies, shotas, or fem teens, I'm not interested.
>>13710659That tongue action looks like it feels good.
>>13710662she's naturally pretty.>>13710646that little bit of tongue. unf.
>>13710393> DDDDEGENERATE SHIIIITTTT> QUEEEERSGo to /pol/ you dense motherfucker.
>>13710692There was only one girl under 20
>>13710554I'd die of exhaustion if her sister was tweaking too.
Tiarawhy flash when?
>>13710702Princess tongue baths on your penis would feel so good.
>>13710724SoonIt's going to be his last one, thoughI called it a month ago
>>13710724When you pay the cold hard cash.
>>13710712>There was only one girl under 20Any over?
>>13710715You'd probably die of asphyxiation first.Because you can bet she'd have her ass on your face the whole time her sister is busy with your dick.
>>13710724Is he still gonna make that Button flash? I was looking forward to that one.http://i.imgur.com/ycBE4uP.png
Why is dressing Trevor like Dale Gribble so funny to me?
>>13710729I can't even imagine
Never fucking change.
So, lemme tell you about RuneScape
>>13710739>facesittingI would die happy, getting worked over by two pegasus twins while one sits on my face is way up there in my fetish tier
>>13710481>>13710574Nurse Crackers > Coco
>>13710741HOLY SHIT HOW MANY PEOPLE WERE HERE?WHY WASN'T I INVITED?
>>13710743I-i-i-it a-ain't g-g-gonna s-s-suck its-s-self...!!
>Be You>Arrive in Equestria>Find pones>Turns out they really are little>Like, fit in the palm of your hand littlewat do?
>>13710702Celestia is an okay princess
>>13710756Chrysalis could wrap her tongue around your shaft and milk you
>>13710731he quit? thank god.
>>13710741All of their ages? Including the under 20 girl.
>>13710743>using magicWell that's kinda cheating since she could just make it feel like your cock is getting licked and sucked 100 times over and mindrape you with pleasure
>>13710786Hoard them all
>>13710786I always secretly wanted this
>>13710731I guess he's made all the money he could possible want.
What can pony and human do?
Fluttershy wants to play board games with you
>>13710779It was 7 guys and 4 girls, but the girls mostly just wanted to watch.>>137108022 23yo, 1 21yo, 1 18yo.
>>13710786Defend Ponyville in exchange for some of their foodOpen a homeless shelter in the house that I buildMaybe persue a romantic but relationship with oneImagine giving tiny pone a facial
>>13710786He'll be an outcast. They'll kill him.No... he will be a god to them
>>13710790>Chrysalis milking me with an exorbitantly-long tonguem-muh fetish...
>>13710759When it's pony an entire new set of rules come into play.strawpoll.me/469284/r
>>13710786Collect em.Strangely enough they travel across the globe to see my collection of their own species.
>>13710794He bought a 2 story house in Hawaii and has enough cash to retire, so yeah. He could've kept it going for the rest of the 8 years that FiM is going to be on air, but he decided to step back and let others have a shot at the glory. Very upstanding move by the guy
>>13710794He got offered a "real" animation job
>>13710829>tfw you never get invited to orgies
Should I buy those Hot Topic pony figures they have? I have the coupon ready.I know I want a Pinkie Pie one, but who should the other one be?
>>13710842But that doesn't ask if YOU want to be female or male at the time of the three-way
>>13710831>romantic butt relationship
>>13710829>2 23yo, 1 21yo, 1 18yo.unf unf unf.You probably had two dudes beside you though.
>>13710848>He bought a 2 story house in Hawaii and has enough cash to retire, so yeahI'd honestly believe this.
>>13710787a very okay princess. maybe the MOST okay princess.
>>13710850>skill doesn't matter when it comes to getting hired by animation studios>viewcounts dowell fuck me in the ass
>>13710862>tfw you fuck up sentences because you change your mind in the middle of writing it
>>13710873that's the worst. I just gave up talking to people
>>13710872It's not who you are it's who you know.
>>13710840I want all 3 princesses to magically freeze me in place and gently tease my head with their tongues until I explode, with plenty of dirty talk in those sultry voices
>Pinkie Pie wants to show Twilight a trick she learned from watching The Legend of Korra. What happens?
>>13710880I wanna spend time with her
>>13710765You'll really get her sopping if you give her a nice rimming. Nothing revs her engine like some assplay.Just be prepared for her to roughly shove her sister out of the way and forcibly claim her turn with your cock.Because you know she'd only be able to wait for so long while she's wired.
>>13710860I took into consideration that there are some females on here that want to be spit-rosted by stallion dick.And that's okay.
>>13710855I'll just go with Lyra.Fuck you again MLPG.~Anon
>>13710869>Celestia and Luna will never go into Hyper Princess Mode to defeat a season-finale villain>or they will, but Hyper Mode can only be triggered by Twilight and Cadence merging to create a Princess Love Magic Beam or some stupid shit like that
>>13710894the trick takes too long to perform and it isn't very good anyways
>>13710900Yes, butI only want to fuck two stallions if I become the little mare, your prompts assume you're as you are now - i.e. male
>>13710900I want to be spitroasted by zebras
>>1371084410/10 would visit collection of own species.
>83.3% of straight males in MLPG are virgins>Only 25% of bisexual males in MLPG are virgins
Okay MLPG, one of my friends is commissioning me for a fic. It needs rape, hair pulling, and dickgirls. Which characters should I use?
>>13710926IS THAT A CONDOM?
>>13710900>there are some females on here that want to be spit-rosted by stallion dick.really?
>>13710893which one has the longest tongue? how many times can it wrap around you?>>13710886c-celestia... pls...
>>13710886http://i.imgur.com/GYAT5Vt.jpgPony tonguejobs are my favorite thing, especially if they have tongue studs.
>>13710933Twilight raping TrixieCheerilee raping Diamond Tiara
>>13710913>Hyper Mode can only be triggered by Twilight and Cadence merging to create a Princess Love Magic BeamNigga that sounds awesome.That's some precure shit right there.
>>13710880I like it when she draws butts
>>13710944Our female drawfags are sluuuuts
>>13710933SUNSET SATAN AND TWILIGHT
>>13710915>>13710918I've personally considered both these options myself, but I'll add them to the vote if I make another.
>jessy's birthday tomorrow>want to draw her something but no way to send it to herwelp>>13710930>tfw part of the 16.7%
>>13710933Twixie either way
>>13710933chrysalis, obviously. she can do whatever the hell she wants.
>>13710949Vinyl would totally have a tongue-stud
>>13710948Cadence, no contest, she torments Shiny with it and makes him whimper and squirm
>>13710963send it to her tumblr or post it here
http://derpicdn.net/img/view/2013/8/23/408565__solo_fluttershy_explicit_nudity_animated_penis_clothes_futa_masturbation_solo+futa_bottomless_futashy_hoodie_artist-colon-apony.gifDoes this even work?
>>13710955They should illustrate their fantasies for us.
I fucking hate you MLPG.
>>13710815>dat picmuh heart
>>13710963>knowing contributefags' birthdays
>>13710982She'd probably be up for the novelty of sucking off a human too, just to see if she could make him squirm.
>>13710990I want to try this. With a rumbling pony under me.
>>13710933>paying for a 4 sentence paragraphtop gun
>>13711006Well, birthdays show up on deviantart.>not following artbros and giving them bday art
>>13710873I constantly do this while typing something. A good rule of thumb is that if you decide to change a way something is written to just erase the whole thing instead of edit it to make it right. >>13710878Unfortunately I can't fix my stuttering, stammering, loss of words or inability to carry a conversation.
Stram was fun.
>>13710990The vibrations from the washer stimulate her vagina and ballsIt's the same reason girls can cum from you smacking their ass, those vibrations go right to the clit
>>13710990Fuck that hoodie is adorable on her.
>>13710951>>13710969Trixie raping Twilight at the strip club?Also, gonna take requests. You all know the rules. Cloppy as possible, please.
>>13710990Probably not, maybe if it was a really shaky one and you held your dick right up against it. You can definetly cum from vibrating sensations, I've done it with a vibrating alarm but a Hitachi magic wand works best, because you can hold it right under your head and roll it around.
>>13711014But she'd be so used to servicing stallions that barely last 10 seconds.She'd probably see it as a challenge.
>>13711033you never got me bday arteven when I drew you something...I guess im not your artbro ;_;
What would pone's reaction be if HL3 was confirmed Friday?
I just fapped to the thought of deepthroating Braeburn.God damn it /mlp/, what have you done to me?Just.... God fucking damn it.
>>13711043Also this one.
>>13711064I know that feel.
>>13711053No PWA. Princess Twilight raping Trixie.
>>13711025I write fics for money, bro.
>>13711053Celestia tying Anon to the bed and teasing him
>>13711069what were you wearing
>>13711057That too, it'd be neat to get a blowjob while sitting in a chair without the other party needing to bend down, while standing their heads are right at your crotch so they could just go right at it. Pony muzzles look soft as hell.
>>13711069You have no one to blame but yourdick
>>13711053Sunset Satan dominating Twilight, cocksmacking her and fucking her mouth
>>13711069Call me when you've gotten off to Darf's Wonderbolts fic.
>>13711075that's an adorable little hug nuzzle
>>13711069UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFI WANT YOUR DREAMS
>>13711088It's a strange time when you can get paid for something like that.
>>13711075Luna looks so happy there! almost as happy as this twilight.
>>13711075Goat you're my favourite artist.
>>13711057Vinyl isn't a whore. Fuck you anon.
>>13711059Good think I only keep tabs on namefags. But they don't even know I'm watching them.
>>13711091do this, with lots of erotic teasing and magicjobs
>>13711059>picWhat does that even mean?
>>13711059As a person who uses the pronoun 'they' in a singular form sometimes to refer to a distant third party (usually to avoid singling someone out for blame) this rustles my jimmies.
>>13711120It's a genderless pronoun that doesn't demand everybody adopt an entire new word(s).
>>13711055>I've done it with a vibrating alarmWhat kinds of alarm? Any?>a Hitachi magic wand works bestto the google mobile>>13711036>>13711044How did you guys do it?
What does the stack have in it again?
>>13711069>Post ends in 69Oh the ironing
>>13711120i dont even know i uploaded a fluttershy pic not that shit
>>13711111Thank you. It's nice to hear that I'm doing at least a passable job.
i hate when mlpg gets all sexual
>>13711065It better fucking not beIf they announce it I don't think I'll be able to kill myself till it's out
Best sweaty footjob horse, she's not smelly like Dash because she's not a slob slut
>>13711104Bronies are a strange species. Pegasisters, even weirder. She's promised to masturbate on voicechat while reading my fics.>>13711113There's a difference between a whore and a girl who loves sex.
>>13711150>Dash a slobDYEWTS?
>>13711135hitachi wands are wonderful deviceshttp://www.vibeplayground.com/hitachi-magic-wand/
>>13711135Get a bullet vibe and a condom, put the vibe under your cock head, put the condom on over it, and turn it on.
>>13711135don't remember, I was like 12 when I did it when I was in that stage where you try masturbating with everything
>>13711043>taking Chistery's advice in streamFuck this gay earth
>>13711158>There's a difference between a whore and a girl who loves sex.One gets paid and one doesn't?
>>13711138Lecithin is the most important for cumYou can pick up granules cheaply at a decent supermarket or healthfood storePygeum is great for precum which is super hot when you're jerking off or getting blownBuy extract powder if you can
>>13711148Me too. Sex actually kinda grosses me out.
>>13711144Draw a goat filly in ponyville school.
>>13711171Problem with that is it makes your dick go numb if you do it for too long, especially if it's a strong vibe. I like the ones with the pulse settings because the sensation varies.
>>13711179men are the ultimate whores
>>13711075"Don't be a fag, go for it" sells it.
>>13711183>tfw you'll never slowly enlighten someone to the pleasures of sex
>>13710634>Celestia and Luna both decided long ago not to have children, for a variety of reasons.>But now and then, Celestia gets wistful and wonders what it would be like to have a foal of her own.>Taking on students and an active role in her subject's lives has helped, but still...
>>13711143>i dont even know i uploaded a fluttershy pic not that shitMoot, never fix this I love it.
>>13711181How much of each? I have Lecithin, but the pygeum i just have xtract tablets.
>>13711157anon... this isn't fair. stop posting these pictures. I can't take it. I'm afraid to ask, but... how long is that tongue?http://i.imgur.com/kULGEPX.jpg
>>13711150Sweaty girls are my favorite.
>>13711166Too pour for that>>13711171Maybe even that>>13711174You are me>>13711194InterestingAlso have a ponys
>>13711191uno momento por favor
>>13711201You have to be careful, sometimes you end up making them resent it even more. It's not for everyone
>>13711197men and women are the same.I hate them all.
>>13711181Yeah, but good luck finding it in anything but soy.I don't know this from the stack but some recipe I used called for lecithin as a thickener/binder and one of the party guests was terribly allergic to soy.
How well do Pone RPGs work out?
What should I sketch to warm up?
>"Are you ready to go hiking anon? It's going to be a hot day outside"
>>13711179And there's nothing wrong with either.
>>13711237Sketch a pony sketching a pony sketching a pony.
>>13711225The Hitachis are kinda expensive but you can get a nice bullet vibe for 10-15 bucks, make sure you get one with multiple settings
>>13711150I want to tug that bikini-bottom down with my teeth and rut her senseless.
>>13711235super lesbian horse rpg when
>>13711237>What should I sketch to warm up?JC DENTON IN DA FRESH
>>13711237Rainbow Dash showing Fluttershy 8008 on the calculator
>>13711237Draw Cheerilee biting Big Mac's ear.
>>13711247Does the drawing get progressively worse as it goes deeper?
>>13711237Filly Trixie eating fruit gushers!
>>13711234You can get sunflower lecithin, not sure how expensive it is
>>13711231>It's not for everyoneactually it is, its sort of a biological instinct
>>13711237Sweetie Belle playing football with her dad.
>>13711241It is when you waifu a pony.
>you will never get your frosting all over Mrs. Cake's belly
>>13711166Babeland puts a portion of their proceeds to safe sex campaigns and women and men's health as well as their sex ed classes, sohttp://www.babeland.com/Magic-Wand-Gee-Whiz-Combo/d/3461
>>13711249I wanna lick those feet and suck on those freakishly oversized tits.
>>13711217I take 5g of Lecithin and 250mg of 12% phytosterols pygeum powder dailyThe 12% is really really strong compared to like Swansons stuff. I could probably take less but I need to used the 100 grams before they get too old
>>13711266the instinct is there, but not everybody reacts to it the same way
>>13711235What do you mean? How well do they play? How often are they finished?How it's made is irrelevant, RPGs have a shit ton of parts to them and using something to make them is fine, just effort needs to be made.
>>13711265Yeah, but those come in pills. I wound up using some gluten-free egg replacer / thickener, it worked out alright.
>>13711282seems like a good cause, it's just too much money
>>13711283I wanna see her bite down on her lower lip and curl her toes when she cums
>>13711259It gets better
>>13711286Where'd you get the extract from? Also I wouldn't worry about it getting old, that stuff will last for years, of course the manufacturer says it'll expire in 6 months, that way you throw it out and buy more.
>>13711288It's hard to explain it to people who only think of your dick.Three times did my "friends" try to get me laid with some random bitch (three different random bitches.)
>"Anon no! Thats the wrong hole!"ahhhnnn~
>>13711240You're going to go like that? You're going to get your knees all banged up. Are you bringing enough water? You should wear taller socks in case we go through some tall grass.
Has anyone drawn that 6-limbed hug from Celestia Quest yet? I can't draw it myself and I don't have the money to commission it...
> Wake up> Go downstairs> See thisWant some syrup with your pancakes?
>>13711298I can respect that.If you're okay buying the attachments a la carte, THIS is really affordable, with a speed controller no less.http://amzn.com/B0089175GE
>>13711297Why were you giving party guests a semen volume enhancer?>>13711299I love when you have those orgasms that make you toes curl, feels so goddamn good
>>13711311ALL YOU EVER TALK ABOUT IS PANCAKES.
>>13711320It's okay, she's wearing an apron.
>>13711286How the Hell have you sourced 12%?
>>13711302http://www.herbosophy.com.au/pygeum-12-phytosterols/They're Australian thoughI used to think I was getting duped because I couldn't import any of it, but this works out way way cheaper per gram of the active components
>>13711218the heads of atryls horsedicks are the worst
>>13711317I already have a HitachiI'll just buy an affordable attachment from babeland thanks
>>13710823Is she any good at Kemet?
>>13710351Not that into /ss/ but Flitter/Cloudchaser + Rumble stuff really gets me going.
>>13711327You don't give your party guests drugs and hormones? Your parties mustbe lame.
Tell me all about your freakish futa pony fantasies, anon.
Rainbow Dash are you still awake?
>>13711299I wanna see her rubbing her lower tummy right over where your tip is after you've cum balls-deep inside her.
Aren't those wand things meant for girls
>>13711327It was a plum panna cotta that required lecithin granules as a thickener because the other half were Vegans and unfortunately the easily-sourced lecithin is all soy lecithin.
>>13711327Lecithin is in a bunch of processed foodIt's good for you, cheap and super useful
Holy shit, a Rainbow Dash Season 4 leak!You heard it here first.http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xv5r2n_my-little-pony-fim-a-relaxing-evening-hd_shortfilms
>>13711333makes it even more lewd
It's Jessy's berfday.
>>13711355Fluttershy having a parasite in her that turns her genitals into a weird and slimy tentacleand she decided to giver her parasite "gift" to all of her friends
>>13711345Just be sure to make it phthalate and BPA free - that shit shouldn't go anywhere near your junk.
>>13711361Flared horsedicks are still pretty freakish.
>>13711373Yep. Sure is.
>>13711365Having sex with boys is meant for girls tooDo you think that stops us?
How do you explain to pony you want to be more than friends?
>>13711371needs more pinkie
I want to drain my balls in that fat pink princess ass so bad
>>13711397buy them flowers and hold their hand
>>13711397Start strewing my spaghetti about so they can pick up on the signals.
>>13711403but they dont have hands! this plan was doomed from the start!
>>13711401But she's married.That's against the rules anon.
Speaking of sex toys, what Fleshlight inserts are good? I got a Stoya Swallow and it's OK but not as good as I expected.
>>13711401Pinkie isn't a princess.Do you even watch the show?
The new MGMT album is pretty good.
>>13711365anybody can use ithttp://xhamster.com/movies/2202551/hitachi_on_my_hard_cock..html
I've been saying it for long enoughThe next time I get paid, I'm going on the stack
>>13711401you and me both
>>13711383I'm not into the futa thing.But Fluttershy getting infected with some kind of sex parasite that compels her to spread it to her friends is all kinds of unf
>>13711416How long do you think Pinkie can sit still there
>>13711355I want to be kept as a sex slave by my futa waifu and have her fuck me every day when she wants to relax or is just stressed out and needs to take her mind off of it.I'd also let her dress me up in pretty outfits and whore me out to random stallions for extra bits on the side.
>>13711371>i posted it again guys
>>13711355I want to do everything with pinkie's party cannon
>>13711413I was really disappointed by fleshlightsUsing your hand is betterJerking yourself off with piece of rubber is still jerking yourself off
>>13711365While men can use them too, i envy women's ability to enjoy those, as well as several other sex devices.
>>13711383That sounds really hotAlso kinda familiarEither I've read something like that here before or I'm remembering a doujin or somethingEither way I want it now
>>13711420Make sure you take plenty of pictures of your nice new loads and share them in the MLPG photoalbum for us Anon-kun~
>>13711433Yeah, I could go along with this line of fetish.
>>13711397Ask her if ponies mate for fun and then explain that humans like to mate for fun, then tell her that my cock is throbbing from looking at all those plump pony asses and pink mare pussies all day long
>>13711349you don't say...
>>13711412Shining Armor wants a threesome. He goes balls deep in your ass while you fuck Cadence.
>>13711433we slut now?
>>13711438That's my fetish.https://static1.e621.net/data/55/bb/55bb1085263ffcf9ff4e755a9a1887f5.swf
>>13711420What's "the stack" anon?
Is it time for sweat and smells?
>>13711383That's giga unf and it's it ever written into a fic or greentext I'll beat off to it about 50 times
>>13711451I think I'm going to do that through the magic of hotglue
>>13711459in the ass?
>>13711413The Flight series is pretty great for the price, though confidentially anything over 6.5" can feel just a little cramped.The Sexual Stamina Training unit or Wonder Wave are fucking tits, though they're certainly pricier unless you catch them during a Labor Day sale. They usually have a rolling "sale" of 15%, but they sometimes cut 30% or 40%.
>>13711419Damn son, that looked intense, still wouldn't pay $100 for a sex toy though
>>13711426Skyla is gonna be a boone for the porn community.
>>13711459>not Cadence going balls deep inside of you while you bang Shining Armor
>so when do the rest of the ponies get here?
>>13711383I might turn my Futashy series into this.
>>13711419ever just want to buy one of these and leave it on your dick foreverit'd probably be agonizing after a while but hey
>>13711474I'm 5.5 so I'll be fine, is that speed bump any good, looks really nice.
>>13711492You'd go numb from overstimulation after a while
>>13711491YES YES YES YES YES PLEASEPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE
I don't think I'd buy a wand. They're just so loud and bulky and I feel like a bullet could be used pretty much the same way and in more ways
>>13711481You don't have to.http://amzn.com/B00BPZTC5S
>>13711452I want nothing more than to wrap my mouth around her ridiculously oversized horsecock while some stallion I don't even know has his way with my backside.
I've learned a lot about masturbation from MLPG, these threads are very educational.
>>13711433I'd happily tidy up Rarity's boutique while she was out on business, just passing the time until she came home tired annoyed by her nitpicky clients.And I'd be even more happy to kneel between her legs while she reclined in her favorite chair and make appreciative noises around her thick cock while she told me about her day, taking her frustrations out on my throat
>>13711474>tfw too big for a sex toyIt's both great and incredibly sadI'm so lonely
>>13711463Unf animation, shitty edgy OC.
>>13711484"Bitch, am I not good enough for you? Fuck this I'm getting pizza."
>>13711495I've heard a lot of guys like Super Bump as their mega-fave, but I've never had one myself. If that's your jam ...
>>13711510>tfw talking an anon through his first edging sessionI love teaching people
I'm going to build a vibrator with a 500w brushless motorWish me luck and that it doesn't pulverise my junk
>>13711509I want her to laugh as I struggle for breath, not relenting one bit as my eyes roll back in my head and I go limp.I want to wake up an indeterminate amount of time later, sputtering to cough up cum before having her cock shoved back in my face to clean it off.
>>13711517Well, a LITTLE cramped. It's not anything all that noticeable and I like my women and toys just a little tight, though every once in a while I want to ease back on the pressure and let the waves hit my frenulum and all the glans ridges I've been working on keratinizing. That's solved by just totally twisting off the cap to reduce suction, but it's still just a scooch tighter than the larger models.The larger models cost more than $40, though.
You guys should buy an estim unit instead or make onehttp://xhamster.com/movies/1363243/estim_compilation.html
>>13711539Have you never done it before?Do you know how much better it is then a quick fap?
>>13711537Passing out from lack of breath because of massive dicks is my favorite thing
>>13711355The futa mare would think she would think she gets to be on top just because her cock is three times as long. Well, she's certainly going to get that blowjob she's wanting, but I'm going to tease the crap out of her and pull and squeeze her balls roughly leaving her a moaning, pleading mess until I'm wearing the mess.When she's finally exhausted and limp I'd grab her by her tail and rut her hard. She thinks she's out of the woods but her sensitive flaccid horsecock is going to get a rough reach around, causing her to clench and squirm
>>13711532WhoaWHOAYou might want to look into the torque on that thing before you put it anywhere near delicate nerves, dude.You might also shake your bowels loose. No, seriously.
>>13711218as long as you want
>>13711544I plan to when i move out of my parent's house.
>>13711191This is all I can do tonight, sorry.The 0pone calls to me.
>>13711517Um. How big are you?
wow, we have actually COMPLETELY moved away from ponies. this talk of vibrators and stacks is entirely unrelated. at least fetish talk can involve a pony.damn, mlpg. looks like I'll have to call it early tonight.
these two need your help in fulfilling their cock vore fetishaccept/decline?
what are the odds tex is drawing my request?
>>13711582The same odds as if he's drawing mine.
>>13711581Do they guarantee my safety?
>>13711581Decline unless by cock vore you mean them surgically making me a woman and eating my cock in front of me.
>>13711592yesnobody is gonna be hurt
>>13711582I worked hard 3 months to buy him an $800 computer and he still didn't draw my request even though I asked him nicely only a few times. No regrets though.
>>13711581I imagine they're into roleplayingI still can't get over the concept of Cadence changing herself to look like Twilight.
>>13711560>you're actually drawing itwhoever you are, I love you. just... fucking unf.
>>13711581I am interested, but also, >>13711592
>>13711573> announcing leaving the threadAlright, asshole. See you tomorrow.
>>13711600Sure, I'm up for itSo what's the plan, boss?
>>13711581I don't think I want to help with that, but I'd be more than willing to toss a few bits their way for other services.http://i.imgur.com/qPLb0DU.jpg
>>13711616I'd fuck that Sweetie's everything
>>13711581New headcanon acquired: these two are kinky as fuck.
>>13711566thank you goat train.
>>13711510No fucking kidding. Someone should pt together a document about all the things we've learned from eachother over the last 3 years.
>>13711629You bet your bippy I would too.
>>13711616Want my cock to drown in Titty Belle.
>>13711618you going balls deep, in the most literal way imaginable, into shining armorhe bones cadence, shoots you inside and then after the deed is done, you go home
>>13711634We've learned a lot of things together MLPGBut not each others bodies
I'm saving up for a Venus 2000, shit looks baller, it literally sucks your dickhttps://www.sybian.com/venus/
>>13711644>go homeAwwNo sleepovers?That seems awfully impersonalI'm not going to say no, but maybe the night doesn't have to end there?
Have you ever listened to someone fap?unfiest thing
>>13711615see>>13711600>>13711631I thought that was the norm?
>>13711616Well, he's right...
>>13711657most of their past guests sorta get a little grossed out, but you are welcome to stay the night, or even the day if you want
>>13711571I don't like to bragBig enough for MLPG to make a fuss, it seems
>>13711631I like to imagine it's mostly Cadance and Shiny is just open-minded.
>>13711675> worst tripfag defending "FUCK THIS THREAD I'M LEAVING" guysWell if this isn't a fucking surprise.
The Princess wants to see how big your hole can gape
I like to get high and edge to ponies, I read fics and they seem so much hotter than usual
>>13711656Or you can just spend that money on getting a boyfriend or girlfriend
>>13711656Follow your dreams, anon.
>>13711678Why would they agree if they didn't think they'd enjoy it?What they would to do after doing the deed?
>>13711702I want to give someone a handjob while they browse porn
>you will never be pone's sexual slave
>>13711631>>13711688The fact that he's vanilla makes him more fun to tease, she thinks it's cute when he squirms when he's desperate for release .
>>13711702Edging when you're high is probably the greatest thing ever.
>>13711657if you wanna stay the night inside one of them or in their home, they'd be delighted
>>13711704I've come to accept that it's not a realistic option for me. Having a blowjob machine would be really convenient, but I do worry about it going haywire and ripping my dick off.
>>13711678Princess Cadence and Shining Armor keep indulging in fetishes. Their voyeurism makes it hotter when you watch.As the night goes on the fetishes start to get pretty weird...The watersports you shrugged at.The diapers seemed a little silly and you didn't see the appeal.Then the scat started.It kept escalating and you got really scared.They must have slipped something into your drink because your vision blurs at some point.But you're pretty sure they straight up killed a filly then ate her organs. You're not sure why it was sexual but they seemed to really enjoy it in a horrifyingly sexual way, smearing it on their genitalia and laughing.You never come back. You can't even look Twilight in the eye.
>>13711720http://imgur.com/cZTtpVpthis pone? i dont think i could handle
>>13711691Usually 'if' statements are followed by 'then' statements, anon.
>>13711715In the past, they were not as forwardThery are hoping that by being a little direct, they'll find someone who's more up for it.As for what comes after, it's your say really.
What's the cutest thing you think your favorite pony could wear?
>>13711460tfw I'm late
>>13711688I think it's more like, Shiny's into weird fuckin' shit like roleplaying, scat, vore, piss, pretty much consuption of any bodily fluids, while Cadance is into leather and bondage, being a dominatrix, and gagging Shiny.
>>13711745> feigning autism so a common saying won't hurtDeaf, you have really outdone yourself.
>>13711769>Shiny's into weird fuckin' shit like roleplaying, scat, vore, piss, pretty much consuption of any bodily fluidshe is a fa/tg/uy, so it all makes sense really
>>13711722>she uses magic to make him hypersensitive and then teases his shaft and head with a feather
>>13711776FavoritedSavedOpted for excommunication from heretic church which finds this all decadent
>>13711687Please brag.Having a sore jaw from a big dick is unf.
>>13711770You really don't know what autism is, do you?
>>13711769Scat is a shitty fetish.
>>13711752For this I will have to refer to the image that sold me on ponydom.
>>13711738>Lose weight>Buy some nice clothes>Buy some booze>Work up courage to post photos on craigslistBamDick sucked
>>13711793Pardon, IGNORANCE. Feigning IGNORANCE.Truly a master-stroke. A real sword to put on the mantle.
>>13711792He's 8"He brags about it all the time and then turns around and says he doesn't like to brag.Unless thats Nanaki, then he's 7"
What if Shiny had a gangrape fetish? What if Cadance brought in the royal guard after she had Shiny fully gagged and bound, dressed up in a frilly outfit and his hair dyed? Even though Shiny had told her that they must never know his fetishes for fear of losing his authority with the troops?What if he was so deep in subspace and so dolled up that none of them even recognized him?
>>13711798That's a lot of effort when you can just drop $800 on a blowjob machine.Then all you'll need is something that makes sandwiches for you and you're set.
>>13711780>Cadance assumes Shiny's pretty vanilla>Until she finds his collection of monstergirl porn.
What's soaking wet and clueless? Fluttershy after being shoved into a rain puddle from behind
>>13711803Much better.And I wasn't defending him deciding to announce his departure, just saying that he's right about the place 'the stack' and various masturbatory aids have in this thread.
>>13711796She looks great with shorter hair.
>>13711765I love you, droolanon.
Okay, since we're all lewd right now, I'll take some requests. Clop, clop, cloppy as possible.
>>13711814she would do that>>13711815>it puts gg's stash to shame
>>13711814>Dash whisper in her ear>"Teat"
>>13711814first in the reply wall
>>13711746That sounds pretty cute of themI'm fine with doing almost anythingWe could cuddle, Cadance could see how far we could distend her belly with our repeated loads, Shiny could teach me Hyperspace Hyperwars...
>>13711773I love this artist.http://i.imgur.com/BrPe1S3.png
>>13711820And yet you're here every single fucking day. Truly a man of moral strength!
>>13711823Big Mac, and Fluttershy's first time.
>>13711765I want to frost a pony tongue with my semen
>>13711814>"Pfffft- get it?!">"No">"It looks like boob!">"No it doesn't.">"The word 'boob', you boob!">"Oooooh... You know if you typed 58008 then turned it upside down it'd look like 'boobs'">Rainbow Dash's mind. is. blown.
>>13711815>"Shiny, honey, I uh, I found your collection.... under your bed...">"Wh-what?! Cadance, I can explain, it's not mine, I-!">"Why didn't you tell me earlier? I'd love to tie you down and fuck you with a strap-on~"
>>13711823Pinkie Pie stomping grapesthis isn't really lewd
http://derpibooru.org/433949>have an excessive cum fetish>hat impossibly large ballsMY BONER IS SO CONFUSED OVER THIS OC
>>13711830do this pls
>>13711717>THIS IS STILL GOING ONHOW MANY TIMES DO YOU HAVE TO BEAT A JOKE TO THE GROUND BEFORE BRONIES SAY "ENOUGH" ?
>>13711838Please Anon, if you really hated me that much you would realize I'm only here a couple times a week these days.
>>13711848this is pretty good style of dick. do you have link to erection version
>>13711812>so deep in subspacehahahaUnfThere's a lot of guards, I hope those bounds are enough to hold him up when his legs give out
>>13711848I just want to roll them around in one hand and call them "my little pony"
>>1371181410/10Simple, cute, fits the pone universe and characters. Don't over think it bronies
>>13711843Why bother turning it upside down? Just do 80085.
>>13711860Bronies don't care about humour, they care about JJ's popularity.They're all waiting for a chance to leech a little off it, maybe request something and then parade it around to others.
>>13711867To be fair you've been on here more nights than not in the past week and a half
>>13711870I don't remember why.>>13711870Maybe that was it.
>>13711876They're each the size of a softballYou'd need to use both hands
>>13711887I remember doing 5318008.
>>13711887it's actually upside down for the 3 in >>13711870
>>13711814>No JC Denton
How much would I need to pay for Aloe to suck my cock while Lotus sucks my balls and plays with my taint
>>13711916JC Denton isn't a pony.
Scootaloo as a newsie would be the best thing.
>>13711804I think Dash pull it off better
Where does one find a sugar daddy?
>>13711933Do you have a single fact to back that up?
>>13711922>>13711894>>13711875>3 separate unfs
MLPGI'm fucking MADAbsolutely livid. I need something to calm my never before I literally kill someone
>>13711913Welp, it's confirmed: I can't into anything tonight.Peace out, MLPG
>>13711846>"N-no, that's uh, well...not exactly...">"Oh, so it's the spider thing you're into? With a little magic I bet I could figure something out"
>>13711919>/ss/>reasonably sized cockUNFFFFFFFFFFF
>>13711940craigslist m4m, half the guys on there smoke meth and have aids
Parasitic Futa Fluttershy will never forcefully cum down your throatYou will never contract ponyitis and become a ponywith a tentacle crotch
>>13711946Would a blowjob calm you down?I'll swallow.
>>13711946Watch the first 8 minutes of A Friend Indeed.
>>13711919Ponies with piercings are my weakness, I'd get the boner of a lifetime, I hope Ponyville has a brothel.
>>13711830>>13711854For all the declaring of being great and powerful that she does, you didn't think she was going to exercise it this way. The ropes scratch against your wrists and ankles. You're completely tied down and helpless as her hips sink down onto you. Her great and powerful stench floods your nostrils. She had a long show and no time to wash before, so you're treated to a combination of sweat, ass, and pussy juice. You know better than to protest by now. Her swollen pussy lips sit firmly on your mouth, your nose buried right next to her anus. You know that you're going to have to fight for life if you want to breathe. The moment your tongue lashes out, she's already moaning, Her fingers dig into your hair, pulling on your scalp like a good boy. She thrusts, sinking your face deeper into her flesh. With a haughty giggle, she flicks the tip of your cock, a sensation that sends jolts through your entire body. If you make her cum six times, maybe she'll suck your dick. Maybe.Another, please!
Running a quest is tough but its damn good practice. Now I want to do a request.A DIGITAL request no less.
>>13711956How would you know that?
>>13711808I'm insultedI've never once brought it up. Mostly because I don't think it looks that big in pictures
>>13711980come on man>>13711581
>>13711936> Dash goes through Rarity's Miss Manners training, with starts and stops - mostly false starts. > With some elocution and proper guidance under Rarity, Dash suddenly goes from "quaint but loveable" to "absolutely fetching"> "Green Isn't Your Color" becomes reprised as "Seeing Rainbow-Red" as Rarity sees Dash get her calling card, champagne glass, and bed filled over and over by the most eligible bachelors in Equestria
>>13711974That's a pretty unattractive marevag, albeit an anatomically accurate one. Would still fug
This is weirdhttp://imgur.com/DnPJ7CB
>>13711982Pinkie Pie and Gummy, brain swap
>>13711948>Twilight enters>"Cadance! I was wondering if you-">There's a giant fucking pink alicorn spider wrapping Shiny up in silk, his boner forming a visible tent.>"...Oh, Twilight... I'm uh..."Actually, I don't even know where to go with this.
>>13711966I'll assist and snowball.
>>13711984Not himBut the young guys on there are pretty alrightI wouldn't trust them as far as I could throw them not to have AIDS though
>>13711987nah Dash just loves to goof around
>>13711822what can I say?this is my fetish
>>13712003againhow do you know all of this
>>13711993>anatomically accurate oneno not really
>>13712002Sorry anon, I'm not that generous
>>13711854I wish there was more facesitting pics
>>13712014Because I'm horny, attractive and bi with avoidant personality disorder
>>13712011You're doing god's work.
>>13712031How many craigslist people have you fucked? Do you have aids?
>>13711933>Not wanting to do more aug pones
>>13712048Did Dash go too fast?
>>13712016>>13712016http://i.imgur.com/wZExAkq.jpghorse pussy is bomb as fuck
>>13712019What if he had enough for both of you?What if he was saving up and that's why he's so mad>>1371204314 in two cities, a few more through grindrNot as of last month, I'm a cautious top
>>13712053I bet you doubt an anon here has an 8" dick.
>>13712048unf Dashbutt unf unf
>>13711995Aside from the weird anatomy its pretty hot
>>13712059Do you smoke meth?
>>13712057Dash just had to have a tune up.And hates that it takes time, time she could be going fast.But you never rush a mechanic.
>>13711999> She manages to eke out "D-date night?"> Her brother and the pastel-pink horror both bob their head and -- what she guesses is a head> Twilight simply titters and backs out of the room slowly, closing the door, and goes to sob quietly in her apartment under a warm shower, a can of RAID at the ready
>>13711870>>13711843screw dash's mind, my mind has been blown
>>13712059If he's pent up, I want it for myself even moreMy cum fetish is 2stronk
This is a pretty cute bug, I wonder if bugpussy is velvety and warm on the inside and can wink or like an exoskeleton
>>13712011More of Chrysalis's tongueMaybe Celestia and Chrysalis tongues
>>13711995>If HoiHoi was western
>>13712077NopeNever done anything harder than weed and never plan to
>>13712072sh-shut, we're not that close
>>13712059That sure is slutty of you anonThen again, I'm the guy that wants to lose his virginity to an mlpg anon.
>>13712106How do I avoid people with AIDS?
>>13712087>tfw kids these days don't know about calculator humor.>You are the old man of nerd comedy now.>This is your generation, gramps.
>>13712101 Warm, velvety pony tongues on my weiner would feel nice
Futa tier listSize Queen Tier: CelestiaEarth Ponies Get Compensation Tier: Applejack, Pinkie PieStill Shy About Having A Big Dick Tier: FluttershyJust Small Enough To Peg Shining Armor Tier: Cadance, Twilight Sparkle, RarityDefinitely Overcompensating Tier: Rainbow DashStill Tops Her Sister Every Night Tier: Lunadiscuss
>>13712113Don't have sex.Or share needles.
>>13712105That artist is Japanese too.http://i.imgur.com/DLDWwOI.jpg
>>13712048Maybe I will. I still need to practice my ponies.
>>13712119>Roddot meme imagepls.
>>13712113Don't get fucked in the ass raw, oral is safe even if you're bareback, the risk of HIV transmission from a blowjob is extremely rare
>>13712083>Twilight>not immediately recognizing the source material and awkwardly blurting out the titlein perfect neighponese before she realizes what she's doing
>>13712059B-but snowballing is my fetish. :(
>>13712122So is Luna even smaller than Rainbow Dash?
>>13712123>Don't have sex.>phobia of needlesWelp, Im safe
>>13712100>He doesn't know.http://i.imgur.com/BJgosg8.jpgBest vagina.
>>13712122I want to get dominated by a small dicked Rarity
>>13712113Don't bottomMake sure you're using the right condomMake sure you use enough lubeAsk them if they don't explicitly state they're cleanAnd get the fuck out of dodge if their face is emaciated
>>13712123I think most people smoke meth anyways
>>13712150>not by Celestia's behemoth
>>13712137>Getting mad at an image.>"Im not a newfag!"
>>13712083>Some time later>Twilight has done her best to forget all about that night, and now it all just seems like a bad dream.>Until she gets a note from Cadance asking for advice regarding Partial Serpentine-Transformation spells.>"P.S. Also anything you know about Goo Ponies would help too"
>>13712142This is also acceptable
>>13712122Twilight is a princess nowShining Armor has some stretching to do
>>13712110Halloween is the best holiday I love it so much
>>13712100Her tongue is long and prehensile, she can wrap it around your cock and gently pump up and down while alternating the pressure and sensation
>>13712011I want to put my penis in between there, then cum and have them lap it up
>>13712162Celestia's big, but she's a bottom.
>>13712170>>13712188this guy does good work
Did I get a request? Can't remember.
Boy howdy, MLPG sure does like talking about dicks a lot!I guess you could say you're all very gay!
Would Twilight like watching you masturbate so she can take notes
>>13710886>>13711157>>13711560>>13711765>>13712011doing one more before sleep, any ideas? drool not obligatory
>>13712122>Rainbow Dash isn't THAT small>"I-It's about average...">But she is extremely sexually frustrated>"Wow. Um... I've never had a stallion finish that fast...">"Th-that normally doesn't happen!"
>>13712170>2nd row, 2nd from right>2nd row, 1st from leftthese pones are kawaii as fuck
>>13712218 I'd kiss it
>>13712218Foul mouthed ponies are my fetish.
>>13712213You decided to write Cadance and Shining armor indulging in their oviposition fetishes against Chrysalis' willOr, could you if you don't remember what you actually picked?
>>13712219Fluttershy/Dash sloppy makeouts.
>>13712230So I guess she MT was just keeping her watersports fetish a secret
>>13712219Celestia running her big horse tongue along Twilight's new wings
>>13712213these two>>13711986>>13712054but please, I beg for >>13711986
>>13712219Cadence licking a cock
>>13712230Well that's adorable.
>>13712233She does things with that tongue that would make a stallion go weak at the knees and groan
>>13712219big mac noshing violently on an apple
>>13712230I guess you could say that little zebra jsut got some bad news!
>>13712169> She manages to write it all out in as much careful technical detail as she can, with marginalia. She passes the scroll - very tightly wrapped - to Spike without comment> Twilight then spends the next few hours with her good friends Everclear and Whiskey to drown out the morphologies she knows Cadence will simply meld into like water over her brother's frame.
>>13712257I want to tie her up in my yard so she can eat my grass
>>13712266Scrubbles, you're like the Sunday newspaper. Someone else always takes the Funnies.
>>13712238>>13712251I'm crazy, but cock vore is just a bit too much.
>>13712217Celestia and Cadence make her come and take notes, but it's mostly an excuse to be huge teases
>>13712170>>13712188i love this...i wanna do something like this
>>13712217Well, she'd better be okay with sloppy, gaping buttholes.My 3 inch buttplug isn't just for show!
>>13712285What's stopping you?
>>13712291I don't know.
What did you do?
>>13712278I wasn't talking about cock voreAlthough that would have been fine toI mean Cadance and Shiny have Chrysalis all full of eggs and ride her ovipositor until she fills them both
>>13712303sit on her face
>>13712303deleted my fluttershy folder
>>13712287its unsetteling to see the ponies individual teeth
>>13712278come on, live a little
>>13712314dissonance of detail, brah
>>13712303eat her friends
>>13712303deleted my rainbow dash folder
>>13712303Why would Fluttershy even give me that look? I even more meek and quiet then she is!She's probably just in the middle of a sneeze
>>13712326well I deleted my derpy folder
>>13712303This isn't Fluttershy at all.
Sweetie Belle wants to give you a makeover.
Would Applejack put on a dress if her husband wanted her to wear one for a dinner invite?
>>13712318I already do plenty of bi stuff.
>>13712357do tellor show me the pastebin
2.3 is a slut
>>13712354Rarity is a demanding pony.
So I dreamt that I was in High School again and Gloomy was one of my classmates.And before the first day she calls me to tell me she broke her legs and couldn't come and she called me because I was the only person she talks to.Then the rest of the dream was that awkward type of conversation where each of us tried to find something to talk about and most answers to questions were ok
>LK and rediv have fat fetish>both of them are fairly skinny
Pony is being adorable without asking for permission.
>>13712394pony should be in the basement
>>13712394Pony needs to fill out the proper forms in order to be adorable.
suddenly we slowStart talking about fetishes again or somethingWhich pony shares your fetishes?
>>13712412sadly none of thempony is not canibalistic or carnivorous
>>13712350>You wake up with a pounding headache and are unable to move>You're restrained to a bed!>The CMC are right beside you on the bed>"Oh good, you're awake!">"We're going to give you a make over to help get our cutie marks!">"Yes, a make over!">You try to chew your arms off, but you are simply not strong enough>They advance on you, fumbling curlers, powders, lipstick, eyeliner and a host of other cosmetics you can't even guess that>There's a thick cloud formed as they busily do you up, with much shoving, bickering and more then a few things dropped on the floor>Eventually, they stop and the dust settles to reveal a most gorgeous face in the mirror! Why even Rarity would be hard pressed to create some thing so heavenly radiant!>"We did it girls!">"Yeah">"We'll get cutie marks for sure, now!">But they are all one again dissapointed>"Uh girls.....you do know that make up is for that face, right?">They more or less just drew a very lovely face on your chest and stomach
Getting a blowjob from a pony is more appealing to me than fucking a pony
>>13712437at least you can hide it under a shirt
>>13712241didn't know what you meant so have a flutterdash
>you will never rub a balloon on pony's head to make her mane stand up
>>13712440Blowing a pony is more appealing to me then anything else.
>>13712433what if pony was for cannibalismWhich pony would eat other ponies?https://www.derpibooru.org/19406
>>13712385>>13712423These are just shoops, right?I have to ask because looking through a few pages of Cuteosphere's pony blog and it's making me wonder.
>>13712456>These are just shoops, right?No.
>>13712451Somebody needs to draw this now
>>13712456They're real.I thought they were super cute until I started reading her blog and now I have to question if they're silly little joke pics or not.
>>13712457now squish it like crazy!>>13712453Spike
>>13712457HahaI like itWould sink fingers into
>>13712457Is that a pregnant pony-> BUTTERshyA chubby pony is cute too!
Would Flitter and Cloudchaser tease Rumble about it when they notice him admiring their ample rear ends and walking stiff-legged?
>>13712457>>13712466that pony is my waifu
>>13712477>giants/shrinkingdamnit, and theres actual honest to god effort in this one
>>13712478>teasing him for getting a bonerCan't tell if that's sexual or just mean
>>13712457Awww, how cute, Anon raped Fluttershy and now he's forcing her to have his children.That's your thing, right MT?
>>13712482NO, SHE'S MINE
>>13712482what would you do if you met your pony waffle?
>>13712482Why would you waifu the worst pony?
>>13712496she's just chubby.
>>13712467Well if there are pics like that one too, i guess that's somewhat reassuring that she's not gone full and complete whatever-you'd-call-it.
>>13712466is that why everyone sits on her?
>>13712511It's funny that they said shit on the show.Horseapples. Classic.
>>13712506Give her the chocolate.
>>13712477stop it with the fucking vore, jesus christ
>>13712489Most Vore seems to be that way, Have this though.http://i.imgur.com/I2jgh3A.png
>>13712517she's worst pony.
>>13712506cover her with syrup and eat her>>13712516it's just one of those "boys are dumb, girls are icky" things you see kids do except with cute pony art.
>>13712529you are worst pony
>>13712514>Chubby.Impossible.No ponies are chubby!
>>13712526oh god, someone colored thattop fucking unf
>>13712526>let me just masturbate while your stomach acid kills me.
>>13712517I'd let Fluttershy sit on me, if you know what I meanWhat I mean is that if she's so soft it would feel nice. Not face sitting or any fetish thing. Just some innocent lap sitting with a little hugging
>>13712495Well the end goal is both of them helping him relieve some tension
>>13712529so that's why the others sit on her then?
>>13712489That artist has only micro/macro vore.Kind of a shame>>13712526This guy on the other handGODDAMN UNFDAMMIT HE SHOULD HURRY WITH THAT DRAWING WHERE NMM EATS TWILIGHT
>voreI can't help but laugh after seeing a Mama Bliss comic years ago where this chick goes to a bar and eats people and shits out ghosts and they all get off on it
>>13712528What's wrong with that?She seems nice
>>13712539I know.I find it hard to stomach,
>>13712272>She's several drinks in when Spike coughs up another letter.>"URGENT SEND EVERYTHING YOU HAVE ON GORGONS AND OCTOPI THX CADANCE"
>>13712533Yeah, i know. Is just when she got a blog like that you gotta wonder.
>>13712539Not all vore has digestion mate
Vore is one of those things that doesn't do anything for me, it's not unf or eww to me.
You know what would be super hot?E-stim on Skype where you use the sound of your partners voice to get you off
>>13712534I'm not a pony. I'm an artist
>>13712539You can see his TonsilsDont worry she's in his throat
>>13712574>artistPlease make sure you make it clear that you use that term lightly
>>13712574Ponies can't be artists?
>>13712554Mamabliss is sillyAll slipshine's decent artists seem a little offCheesyweapon is silly tooMamabliss has done some really hot vore though, if you can get past his stylehttp://exhentai.org/g/520380/e51127a9c2/
>>13712564For the artist?https://derpibooru.org/tags/artist-colon-shdingoHe has a tumblr but I'm lazy to look for it. It'll probably in the sources for thosedrawings.he started drawing pony vore recently tough. Just a few drawing but all of them are above average
>>13712450oh yeah...the pic>>13712241
>>13712587I'm sure they can....i mean you can be a pony and you can be an artist but you can't be a pony if you're not a pony unless you arrre?I..um...am I a pony?
>>13712604UNFDo a rarijack now.
>>13712605Goodnight best pony
>>13712607No, you're a zebra.
>>13712574So now ponies cant be artists? thats racist
>>13712616Then what are you?
>>13712604You're art looks great by the way.
>>13712626Pretty simple, but not badNeeds more tongueThanks friend, sleep well
>>13712616So now a zebra cant be a pony? thats racist
>>13712589Twerk?More like TWERP!
>>13712604>that ear piercing
>>13712626brety gud :DD
>>13712604This is exactly what I wanted.
why do i always end up in the deep fetish part of the fandoms.i dont want this at all.
>>13712562> Twilight coughs a weary hot sigh and tips a shaking quill in ink and takes tip to paper> She manages to scribble "Elemental Serpentes Elapidae Charm applied Sahasrana RADIALLY only - fringe tips, animation slaved to Belinger's Spell, DO NOT USE 'COME TO LIFE' as discrete elements - Facial contusions to taste using Fillister's Face of Wax transmutation" and "Calamatari Verenus, applied vocally, split at THIGH and UPPER ARM respectively, radiate about the chest, take care to moisten vigorously and avoid all astringents, open flame and certain linens"> Hands it to spike, only folding it over. She knocks back another neat whiskey before she even hears the flame catch the paper.> She hopes - HOPES - at least they won't be asking for Ifrit and Aethereal before she hits the wall, which is rapidly approaching with the next gin and tonic. The mixing and matching feels appropriate for the balled-up sour note in her stomach.> She wavers, partly from the drink and mostly from the thought of the heads hissing in pleasure from the user, something she may or may not have read in a slim volume tucked away under her own bed. The lemon and gin almost - but not entirely - tucks that thought away in a cool bitter blanket.
>>13712535she's cuter that way
The idea of the CMC tying me up and raping me mercilessly is intensely arousing.
>>13712626Enjoy your ban.
>>13712686No one ever talks about well hung futa cmc
>>13712626Welp now I want to fap to Cadence...Good night
>>13712676* folds that thought away, FUCK
>>13712695Imagine all three of them slapping your face with their futa cocks at the same time
>>13712687Burritos are against the rules?
>>13712676What happens if Twilight's wrong about one of these?
>>13712718You really want snake heads that can act and bite entirely of their own volition without user input?
>>13712729Twilight's giving out magic advice while drunk, dude. She's bound to screw something up somewhere.
>>13712715> burritos have veinsYou are a glorious winged faggot, you know that?
>>13712742It's a badly-rolled burrito.
>>13712743Scootaloo riding your wqaifu
>>13712737No, she's very clearly cognizant of what's proper magic even waist-deep in drunk. It's her whole thing.That said, a few more drinks and it'll dissolve into "FIGGURITOUTONYOUROWN"
>>13712757>That said, a few more drinks and it'll dissolve into "FIGGURITOUTONYOUROWN"I smell comedy.
>>13712705I dont like futa, Id rather them be fully genderswapped. Then they'd be slightly larger.
>>13712748One that seems to have no terminationLike a dick anchored firmly to someone's crotchYou're a fucking wonder, Deaf
>>13712766It's a very long burritoDude what's you and dicks? Do you have something to tell us anon?
>>13712766You know, I'm perfectly capable of making myself look like an idiot if you'd just have a little patience. You don't need to expend so much effort.Also Cadence has no termination either; are we assuming she's sprouting out of somebody's crotch too?
>>13712686it could happen
>>13712757"That's it Spike, I'm done! No more letters asking for help with ... that! I'm going to bed.">Thanks Twilight, that really helped.Now, this is kind of embarrassing, but how do I undo this?
>>13712760U tellin me this kids gettin pussy at 14fck
>>13712715Burritos don't have veins.
>>13712813Oh shit, its a gif nowUnf
do Knight and Fawn have names beyond Knight and Fawn?and does Knight have a sword that he holds in his mouth?you know what, just tell me about Knight and Fawn. i wasn't paying attention and i should have been.
>>13712746oh boy another stupid meme for the bronies to repeat nonstop
Have you ever watched a guy's cock from underneath when he cums?It's fucking amazing
>>13712840Guys make the cutest noises when you suck them off.
>>13712820>>13712746>>13712832it's not so bad, the original video is pretty cutehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdTM22O1iqw
Rediv just tore her vagina with her new dildo.Guess she should have listened
>>13712760>>13712786>>13712811I uhI was imagining them aged up and genderswapped. Foals ain't for sexual.
>>13712142>>13712757>After firing off her final missive, Twilight looks down at the crumpled piece of paper Cadance sent.>It's asking about Salamanders and Plant Ponies.>A slow, creeping horror washes over her as she recognizes the plot to "Monstermare Ency-clop-edia v3"
>>13712788>Cadance attending to her official duties the next day.>Desperately trying to hide the mass of tentacles that she now has in place of legs.
>>13712867>Aged up>r63UNF OF UNFS>Sweetie cuddles you after it's over>You're still tied up though
>>13712880>salamandersunfwe need MLP salamanders
>>13712840>>13712857..I'm intrigued now
>>13712867I can jam to aged-upgenderswapped, not so muchhumanized is fine too