Does your pony have good exercise habits and keep busy?Idle ponies are the devil's workshop.old lazy pony: >>13695428
>>13698588why is horse having urination problems
>>13698588Only exercises as much as she needs to stay health and mentally sharp I guess, but she's definitely busy all the time.
>>13698611she's just stretching
>>13698588I love that crotch stretch.Not for sexual, it just makes pone seem so much more stretchy.
>>13698588My pony isn't real.
I've been a bad, bad mare.
>>13698588Lookit dat featureless crotch.
1-3 work on stuff4-6 vydia7-9 draw0 sleep
>>13698648I request a pony sitting down and nodding off to sleep
>>13698648Draw sleeping pony.
>>13698648That is a very modest pony.
>>13698648rolling for same
>>13698664You wouldn't touch a sleeping pony would you?
>>13698656>>13698660I'll try but I won't show>>13698667worst end
>>13698648We need more pictures of Bunny-ear Pone
>>13698664Why is Price so based?
>>13698677Look at that guy right there. he knows he's bought damaged goods taht were cheap and easy to repair and he's loving it.
>>13698694goddammit anonwhy would you post a picture of the sun
>>13698686We should embrace our differences anon!
>>13698698because it's noon.
>>13698698Because it's 11:35AM and I'm off to bed.
>>13698703>her left ear's 2x the size of her right ear
need a reference of pony sleepin in a bedpreferably from the side
>>13698671d'awwcould I pet sleeping pony
>>13698703Differences? What differences?
>>13698715Only if you stay above the equator.>>13698710GMT+2 master race!
>>13698713Here ya go.>>13698716I meant in relation to the damaged goods comment.
>>13698724but she IS damaged goods and damaged goods are cheap.
>>13698746Posting a picture of pony doesn't make it pony related anon.
>>13698747I think her long ears are cute, I don't think that makes her "Damaged goods"
>>13698746Wow, all these fucks I'm not giving.Take it to /soc/.
>>13698746she probably means that he's larger than you, not longer.Also, what kind of friend tells you how long her boyfriend's dick is
>>13698746she she gonna let him fuck you?
>whoa >I meant like watching a movie or something>put that thing away
>>13698759>>13698755I remember that exact same post from a week ago.
wowsuch bebvery minutes
Totally spies was the most fetishy show ever.Also I'll take another request.
What's even happening
>>13698765>Also, what kind of friend tells you how long her boyfriend's dick isA good one clearly
>>13698788I hope that tumblr keeps updatingit's really cute and silly
This is the cutest image I've ever seen with anon.Prove me wrong.
>>13698807We're extremely beb at the moment.
>>13698807Applejack isn't in S4 anymore.Some legal issues shit. So now it's Pinkie, Fluttershy, Granny Smith and Apple Bloom traveling togheter
>>13698807>No peanut>>13698809you mean a good good friend?
>>13698820it's cute, but I've seen cuter
>>13698820>tfw no LK draws
So am I going to stram draw or something or should I go back to bed
>>13698807We're bebAnon tried to get us to talk about dicks instead of being bebHe seems to have failedI wish I knew who had a big dick, that'd be the best super power
>>13698817It's really cute indeed. Sounds like he has another cute one in the works.
>>13698837Stram yourself going back to bed.
>>13698806Lily/Gilda interspecies makeouts
>>13698837>>13698842Stram yourself jerking off in bed
Here's your shitty sleeping ponyI'm going to 0pone mode
>>13698847Woah, that's a really random ship
>>13698853That pony doesn't have any eyes.
>>13698857Eyes are usually give me anxiety because I never ever like how they turn outSo I leave a little reminder for when I go back to make eyes
>>13698848>>13698842I'll take that as a No, I guess.
>>13698856more like a really cute ship
>>13698866>are usuallyfor fucks sake I'm tiredeyes usually are what*
>>13698871But it wasn't a yes/no question
>>13698820 all of my Scratch headcanon comes from LK's tumblr
>>13698839>cutepony would never love a monkey.
>>13698880stop going to be bedI need entertainment
>>13698863>>13698872I'm suprised some of this already exists
>>13698884Maybe I can entertain you anonMy talents include:Making gifsand thats pretty much itseriouslyI couldn't even draw a straight line
>>13698883Yeah probably not.
>>13698884GIve me like 5 minutes. I'm reinstalling procaster or something
>>13698903That's why I don't like that tumblr. It's just OOC wish fulfillment.I understand why many people would love it for that same reason.
>>13698900everyone should draw a littleI drew this and it even got reposted like twiceit was great
>>13698913I get that feeling when people repost my gifsJust make sure you never point it outGod help you if you do
>>13698922They were both humans.
>>13698923how do you take the backgrounds out
>>13698923why would you point it out
>>13698929Twilight was her pony self in a human bodyShe still had her pony way of thinking.Pony can love human
>>13698929You mean a pony in a human body.
>>13698913I love that feeling
>>13698903That image always gets meProbably because I know that deep down it's uncomfortably true and someday in the future I'll end up spending every night sitting alone in my empty home after selling everything I own for state-of-the-art VR technology
>>13698939>>13698937Nope, they were both humans. That's it. NO MORE SLUTTY MARES INSIDE A MAN BODY JOKES
>>13698946Shh, it's okay anon.Pony is waiting.
>>13698931It's a very tedious process that takes a very long time to explain and I just know theres some automated way to do it and I'm just an idiot
>>13698946ANON NOGET A LIFE FIRSTbesides, we won't develop that kind of technology in your lifetime.
>>13698964AhI just thought maybe you knew way to separate the layers in actual episodes or something
I'll see if this hunk-a-junk wants to work tonight.//derpy.me/Z8SvFwe draw stram now.
That spy thing I drew is pretty cute, I should ink it later.
>>13698950>tfw don't have the skill, money, friends, or confidence to cosplay at a con
>>13698966How much of your stuff are you selling to buy an Oculus Rift?I'm not selling anything, but I recently got a job, so I'm ready for release.
>>13698969Nope, I'd need the original swf files to do that.I CAN do that for flash games/movies though.
>>13698978Be simple then.Anyone with a pair of snippers and a black suit could be a spy.Scout isn't that hard.For example, I'm going to be a Villager from animal crossing at AWA. All I have to make is a net.Any case, >>>/cgl/
>>13698715>pet a Sleepy Belle on the head>her ear flicks when you touch the base of it, but she doesn't wake up
>>13698980>oculus rifthahano.I'm nver going to buy something that stupid. I can't play roguelikes with an oculus rift.
I want to suck a dick really badA really big dick
>>13698966>implyingtwenty years. thirty if we're slow. he can throw away his life with ponies as much as he wants in just a few decades.
>>13699004Me too,brother. Me too. Long large and veiny.
>>13698997It should be illegal for something to be so cute.
>>13698966>besides, we won't develop that kind of technology in your lifetime.Normally I'd protest and say we'd HAVE to develop SOME type of VR tech that was acceptably realistic during the next 30-40 years but considering I legitimately nearly had a heart attack last week you're probably right
>>13699012With a big mushroom head
>>13699003>not having a ship reserved in Star CitizenYour loss. I'll be happily whiling away hours of my finite life in a pseudo-VR sim while you develop skills and make friends. Loser.
>>13699004I know that feelWell, not the big part, any dick would be good
>>13699014How fucking old are you
>>13699008>30 years>implyingyou know how they said that there would be flying cars in 2000?
CHILDREN OF THE ELDER GODS
>>13698863>>13698872>Lily works as a waitress in a greasy-spoon roadside diner in a quiet little town>One night a loud, rude, pushy biker comes in>Quickly loses patience with Lily's attempts to make conversation>"Just take my order, will you? I'm starving!">Seems to be going out of her way to be obstinate and rude to her>But for some reason, Lily finds herself strangely drawn to this stranger>and her thoughts keep going to some very odd places...
>>13699018I know it's ironic but why would you even do that?
>>13699013It's in her genes
>>13699012>>13699004>Anon will never give us his friend's boyfriend's number
>>13699021Look at the first iphone and compare it to the latest and greatest phoneSmall commercial tech is really increasing at an astonishing rate
>>13699027YEAHA SCOURGE OF LIGHT UPON THE DAAAAARKSCOURGE OF LIGHT UPON THE DAAAAAAAAARK
>>13699003>First person, turn based, Rpg with randomization and traps. Oh man, that sounds amazing.
>>13699030IS THAT A CAT?
>>13699029Because it's fun.Also most of my friends have Star Citizen accounts already, so I won't actually be subsuming my social life to gaming in this instance.
>>13699021cars were still land-boats back then. and besides, nobody's throwing money at flying cars.we have tech that's only two steps removed from what we're fantasizing about. the military will throw money at this so they can bring about their MGS2 VR soldier fantasies.
>>13699034>phonesI'm not talking phones. What you're thinking about is meddling with the 5 senses of the human body to pretend something that is there isn't there.Not something that can send photos directly on facebook when you take them.
>>13699039Pony is part catRarity and her family are more cat than the average pony
>>1369902020I've always been skeptical that I'd make it passed 50 but at this point I'm pretty sure years of treating my body like trash is catching up with me
>>13699041but it's pixels,anon. Pixels. If you look good enough, you'll see that the sky is made of big pixels.And you'll ahve to have a top notch computer,because who the fuck would want to have a screen in front of his eyes with medium resolution or god forbid low res?
>>13699034>Comparing semiconductor technology to actual innovationsThe iPhone isn't even faster than a 10 year old PC yet
>>13699045>5 sensesWell when you put it that wayVisual and sound would be easy, but mocking taste touch and smell would be difficult as fuck
Can we please get to discussing ponies? I don't care for video games or VR or whatever.
>>13699056I'd rather talk about pony dicks
>>13699045His point is that technology is advancing very very fast. Compare a CPU from 10 years ago with what we have now.The top of the line then is worse that the cheapest budget option now.And that's exactly the technology we need for this shit.
>>13699056ponies are stupid
>>13699055if it's not getting the 5 senses it's not virtual reality. it's just a monitor in front of your eyes and a good pair of noise-eliminating headphones.
>>13699056VR discussion is about using it for ponies
>>13699061But we have a separate board for that, anon.
>>13699049What episode is this from?I can never tell.
>>13699056Did someone say ponies
>>13699027HERE COMES THE RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN>tfw no-one will wash our hands>tfw no-one will bring magic to our land
>>13699070But no-one goes there
>>13699065even if you hate 10 terabytes of ram or whatever it's useless, because you've still got to invent the technology to reproduce the 5 senses from nothing.
>>13699077There's always Skype
>>13699049So that means that Rarity's dad has a barbed penis
>>13699051OR is 1920x1080, so it will actually be less stressful on my machine than my current 2560x1440 monitor.Just let me have my VR dream, Anon.Maybe someday we'll get a competent Mechwarrior dev to take advantage of it.
>>13699080nah. comes from the mother's side.
>>13699082So her mother is a futa?
>>13699079But I want to anonymously talk about dicks with anonymous people
>>13699089I'm game as long as it's not too late
>>13699028>"GILDA I LOVE YOU">"Shut up, baby, I know it."
>>13699081>mechwarrior using OR>first thing I think of is punchout: giant robots editionCould be fun
>>13699081>Just let me have my VR dream, Anon.No I won't let you dream silly things that can't happen because reasons.
I'm drunk, MLPG
>>13699093>Pacific Rim 2 movie tie-in game
>>13699094>implying the end state of sentient races is not virtualization>implying we will ever establish a significant offworld presence
>>13699093Not as fun as a Big O game.>includes mic support>how powerful your initial attack is is directly proportional to how loudly you shout "SHOWTIME"
>>13699097I haven't seen the first so I don't know if it's goodCome to think of it, the last movie I saw in theaters was the hobbit>>13699100I haven't seen that either
>>13699095I am also drunk.I just finished a delicious steak with a few glasses of Scotch while watching Axe Cop.Nick Offerman is my role model.
>>13699099Not with that attitude we won't.
>>13699097>suddenly, TEN CLASS-5'S>DANGER IS GO
>>13699102I dont get it
I'm going to bed now.Goodnight Princess!
>>13699095I'm drunk and horny
>>13699116BIGGERPONY NEEDS TO BE HILARIOUSLY LARGE
>>13699102>you will never walk in on personhorse Vinyl and Octavia lounging on the couch, listening to music in the nude
>>13699113I fucking love Ghost and I fucking love donuts.
>>13699122I'm just horny
>>13699105>>13699105>hasn't seen Big O
>>13699128Shit, you beat me>>13699131That's a tiny giant robot.Ive seen like, an episode at the most. Seems interesting.
>>13699141I'm hot, educated and hung
YISSIR IT'S COWGIRL APPLEBLOOM'S OWN ORIGINAL RED-HOT RICOCHET BARBEQUE SAUCE.IT'S BOLD. HOW BOLD IS IT? WHY IT'S BOLD ENOUGH TO HAND-WRESTLE YOUR TASTE BUDS AND HOG-TIE YOUR TONGUE.NOW AVAILABLE IN NEW EXTREE-BOLD, NOW THIS STUFF IS RRRRRREALLY BOLD. SO BOLD IT IS NOT RECOMMENDED FOR PONY CONSUMPTION. THERE IS NO KNOWN ANTIDOTE FOR NEW EXTREE-BOLD COWGIRL APPLEBLOOM'S OWN ORIGINAL RED-HOT RICOCHET BARBEQUE SAUCE
>>13699151>hungI'm afraid as a straight male that's a definite "no"
>>13699162>being a straight male>being herepick one
>>13699162>expecting to find single femanons here
>>13699165I'll pick both
I want to be good at something.
>>13699162>Not wanting a big guy as your first>Expecting to find women on MLPG>Expecting them to be remotely attractiveHe's probably the hottest thing you've got a chance at
>>13699165Sorry, what I mean is "as a male who is straight regarding humans">>13699168That's why I said "probably not" you goon
>>13699174I bet you're really good at posting on 4chan!
>>13699174I'm pretty good at sucking dick
>>13699176>as a male who is straight regarding humansThe seed is already plantedYou'll be sucking dicks before next year
>>13699184I'm sorry Gillou, but Caimon is the only monstergirl for me
>>13699175I'd rather never get laid than fuck a dude
>>13699189But what if futa gillou
>>13699184I would totally a Gillou
>>13699192I'd rather fuck a dude than a fat chick.Though my sexuality is largely academic at this point.
>>13699199What if Gillou and facesitting
I am not here for the opposite sex, or even the same sex, I just enjoy pictures of, and stories about ponies.
>>13699199No, I prefer my monstergirls ALL girl>>13699205Caimon does it better
>>13699205Not a fan
You can be tremendously successful and forever alone. But, you'll have to accept people will just say that you were really gay after you're dead.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCZgw12m8lw&feature=youtu.beWait for it
I like sexI don't know why you all are so hung up about sexuality
>>13699223I have 0 hangups with sexExcept NTRNTR can go suck the fattest dick in the galaxy.
>Started off fapping to regular porn>Then drawn stuff>Then newground flashes>Then soon started branching off into the zone of furry>After fleeting from furry I found myself at gay porn and /d/ stuff>From gay I went to granny>From granny I adopted a metric shit ton of fetishes>Reach the point to where I basically have every fetish, but cannot find good enough content for all of them>Now I'm back to fapping to pictures of tits and r34
>>13699219that was pretty good
>men>chicks with dicks>horses>horsesIt's like they know us
I forgot I even had this saved
>>13699217I hate that generalization.>OMG he's 22 and has never had a girlfriend!>He's still a VIRGIN too!>OMG HE MUST BE GAY!
>>13699208All the ponies are dead, Anon. We've been watching History channel all along.
YOU STARTLED THE PONY
>>13699257I cast boop to cheer her up
>"Anon, darling, you simply must take a shower"
i cast Startle Animal to re-startle the pony
>>13699265*rubs sweaty chest against rarity*
>>13699249>He reads books at recess instead of playing football!>OMG HE MUST BE GAY!>He plays video games instead of fantasy football!>OMG HE MUST BE GAY!>He doesn't like watching men in shorts punch each other i the dick!>OMG HE MUST BE GAY!Fuck mainstream American male culture.
>>13699265Rarara I take one everydayIs that not enough?
>>13699274>Rarity will never resort to annoying baby-talk to get you to do her bidding"Pweeeeeeeeese? Pwetty pweese, wif a chewwy on tawwp? Foah Wawity?"The lip quiver is also required.
>>13699274I CAN MAKE FACES TOO DIAMOND BUTT
>>13699287Dash, get out of my fap room!
What's mlpg's take on Attack on Titan, I've got some time to kill
>>13699287Why does filly Dash have all those Rarity paraphernalia? Is Rarity that older than her? Is she an idol?>gravure idol ponysuper u-unf
>>13699265Care to join me?
>>13699291Good at the beginning, boring through the middle, speeds up towards the end again.If you have nothing else to do anyway give it a try
>>13699286>image hover onOH FUCK THAT GIF, I THOUGHT MY MOUSE WAS MOVING ON IT'S OWN
>>13699291Generic animeCompletely forgettable
>>13699291Not very interesting. I couldn't manage to care about the characters.
>>13699287>You will never have anyone love you like this>Hell you wouldn't even have people like you.
>>13699317>loveThat's obsession, anon. Soon Rainbow Dash will be wearing Rarity's skin in order to be closer to her.
>>13699287What if Dash has a room like this for each of her friends?.She'd never admit it, but she's the most dependent on the others of the bunch.
>>13699324Or she could have twilight cast a spell that turns her into Rarity
>>13699310>you can actually legitimately ship PinkiexPinkie
>>13699287>stolen fire ruby>lock of hair>pictures of random body partsThats creepyI do want a gigantic plush though
Too beb, AMLPG
>>13699339Who fucking cares it's just a dumb plane
>>13699339Don't you mean a puma? Stop making up animals.
>>13699287So when will she and Spike fight on a bridge during a thunderstorm?
>>13699362Horses can't vomit.
>>13699370>hurr Lyra has an obsession for humans>this is funny somehow
>>13699387And?Who cares about dumb shitty horsesThis are cartoon poniesThey can vomit.
>>13699219>Worse than horses?
>>13699030So sweetie will eventually turn into a slut?
Far Cry 3 is unrelated to 2 isn't it?
>>13699339>would struggle in more contested airspaces>implying America picks fights with anyone who is capable of contesting airspace
>>13699400Didn't you read the thread? She will turn into a proper cat.
>>13698588what's that pixely stuff between her legswas there something there
>>13699370I enjoyed that.It was cute.
>>13699409yesbut the Jackal's spirit lives on
>>13699370That's our lyra!*laughing track*God I hate it.
>>13699413>>13699417She did starts lying like Rarity in SiPSo it's just a matter of time
Is it reasonable to dislike most people here?
>>13699454No. Unless they're shitposting.
>>13699457I think i'm in the right then.
>>13699455This play was brought to you by Nabisco.
>>13699454I'm a really fun guy in person
>>13699454Look into your heart. The answer lies there.
I'm going to go list weightsWith my dick
HOLY FUCKING DEAD BATMAN
wasps consume the corpses.
>>13699534>tfw no gf>tfw no bf>tfw no pone>tfw no friends>tfw no big dick>tfw no big dick to suck>tfw virgin>tfw loser>tfw tfw>tfw not swole>tfw not ripped>tfw not tall>tfw not smart>tfw not funnySaved you some posts
not with fire or with ice, but with wings.
>>13699546>no tfw still virgin because I couldn't fit my massive cock into the guy I got into bed0/10 shit list
hey there's like 3 of us hereoh god this feels so personal~
reach out and touch the pon
>>13699568I bet you've got the biggest dick here
Let's strangle anon 13699568.
>>13699574I bet I've got the smallest
>>13699546You also forgot>tfw no qt π imouto
>>13699575Erotically?I'm into breathplay
I hope you like traditional Unicorns.
>>13699454Just because I don't like drugs or alcohol doesn't mean you should dislike me!
>>13699586I love it
>>13699580You should get fucked by that other guy
>>13699580i have a six-inch penis, it is made entirely of wasps
>>13699594you're bigger then me
>>13699597shut up baby i know it
What's this game Undertale about/v/ mentioned it and it made me curious
>>13699609you play as something that isn't a wasp
>>13699601I like megasweet's twilight, her shirts are funny
>>13699585WHY ARE THERE SO MANY SAD PEOPLE HERE
Time for legless pone pics!(If it's not bloody, it's not guro.)
>>13699601>tfw Rarity will never freak out with fashionista glee and rest her head on your shoulder, arms curled up at the elbow and hands balled up into excited fists
>tfw ponying in publicOh god this feels so weird
>>13699623There were edits of that pic, in which she has a body. I lost them.
>>13699623Sure, why noyt?
>>13699625go back to your homework, mewball
>>13699630What ifwhatifOne Piece and pony
60 days to go. Fuck this.
>>13699627Hopeing for more ponies who've lost a bit of body.
>>13699639AND STILL NO PREVIEWS
>>13699639>60 seconds cooldownCONSPIRACY
>>13699640We'll probably get something in the PIRATE arc
>>13699632>there's an exclusive club in Manehattan>the city's premiere unicorn surgeon owns it>she specializes in amputations>permanent and temporary>Rainbow wanted to see if she could Rainboom easier without her limbs
>>13699647>ponies missing limbsCan't show that in a Christian manga.
>>13699647Judging by the cover, the artist doesn't know the first thing about prosthetic limbs.
>>13699655Man just stick a stick where the limb should be and BAM PIRATE
>>13699585i AM DRUNK NOW
>>13699652>every Nightmare Night, thousands of ponies come through the door for the 24-hour special>the rest of the year, it's wall-to-wall fetishists
>>13699634But I don't have a deformed thumb.
>>13699624A couple months ago a girl sitting next to me on the bus fell asleep against my shoulder.It was the most pleasant 15 minutes in my recent memory.
I just saw the lol volderp thread ohhhh my sides are in orbit
>>13699668did she apologize when she woke up?and i bet you said "oh, no, it's fine" with an awkward smile.you sicken me.
You're not mommy.
>>13699668What did she do when she woke up and realized you had just been letting her sleep there?
>>13699675Forget Fluttershy, Twilight's face is pure B^U
>>13699652>Rarity is testing an exclusive line for the less limb-endowed>suddenly, surgeon pone drops dead of a heart attack>she's stuck that way.
>>13699676I said, "Tired?"She replied with some awkward Japanese-Engrish apologies.I live in Hawaii and should really brush up on my Japanese for situations like this.
>>13699676>tfw friend fell asleep on my lap>Woke up and just smiled at me before sitting upD-Does she want the dick?
>>13699675the tim buckley of MLP art
>>13699687Not so fast, anon, don't jump to any conclusions before you can provide proof.
>>13699684Don't know why Rarity is the Augment pony but I ain't complaining
>>13699675>What the shit is up with everyone.png
>>13699687no. you're friendzoned.
>>13699675I bet someone paid a ton of money for this.
>>13699693Humans are shitty and never provide positive confirmation on any intentions. She may want the D or she may just be a good friend who feels entirely nonthreatened by Anon.The only way to test is to act on instinct and potentially destroy a friendship.
>>13699706B-but I like being her friend
Pinkie would be a utility cloud, made up of billions of nanomachines capable of rearranging matter at its most basic levels into all manner of forms. Turning pencils into flowers, for example.
>>13699712well then i guess it's not a problem is it
>>13699714>Implying that guy isn't the lesser of two greasy creeps
>>13699712>Not feeling entitled to getting your dick wet because you're a friend to a womanWowYou must be gay or something
>>13699712>tfw meeting a girl from OKCupid and hitting it off with amazing conversation>tfw she says she'd not really into guys>tfw inviting her over for Settlers of Catan with your bros anyway
reply to this post if you've been here since 2010
>>13699738I want a medal
>>13699744You were going to get a pony, but I guess you can get a medal instead.
>>13699738Octoberthe very first thread
>>13699743It's from this, it's meant to be shitty.
>>13699748But with my medal of fedoraship I can seduce all the women
>>13699750you can't really know the difference between modern poetry and bad poetry nowadays,y'know?
>>13699753But I have the medal of euphoria.
>>13699758But you can only convert theists into atheists and then sleep with themDidn't you read the rulebook?
>tfw a girl once slept on your shoulder for a while>tfw it was when you were 10 years oldFuck. I was neck-deep into tail when i was a kid and I was too awkward to even do anything about it.
What is this I don't even
>>13699774RONNIEEEMAN HE'S SO COOL AND HE LOOKS SO MANLY WITH THAT BEARD
>>13699774AWW YEAAAAH RONNIE
>>13699774HOLY SHITHE'S JUST LIKE THE COMICSTHE FUCK
>>13699774FUCK YEAH RONNIESOMEONE PHOTOSHOP THOSE TWO FUCKWADS OUT OF THAT PIC
>>13699774OH SHIT DUDE
>>13699790He's so much taller than the comics would lead you to believe. It's ridiculous.
>>13699795Nah, it's just like in the LOTR movies, it's an illusion.
>>13699798so, he's gandalf or bilbo?
>>13699799He's Bilbo in the comics, and Gandalf in real life (even though he isn't a wizard; I believe he's got a girlfriend).
>>13699798it's dark magic.
>>13699805Man,ronnie is awesome.
>>13699792Done and done.
>>13699810IT'S PERFECTSO RONNIE
>>13698588Pony has very unhealthy habits. She waifus too hard.
>>13699738Sure, but I didn't post until season 2.
>>13699738Oh hey I didn't notice thatHi
>>13699815I want everything in that room
>>13699815I wish I could waifu that hard>>13699821This
>>13699815Would cuddle that big Rarity.
>>13699815>Dash is a closet Rarifag
>>13699810I'm getting strange unf waves from ronnie with tits over there.
we're no longer mlpg, we're a bunch of guys that talk about stuff and for some reason all know about mlp.And that is good.
>>13699815Dash is there anything you WON'T be an obsessive fangirl over? For the jock of the group you seem to geek out more than Twilight.
>>13699832Did you properly calibrate your Unf Receiver, Commander?
>>13699840Welcome to the hiatus.
Black girls>white/asian/anyother girlsProve me wrong.
>>13699843I hate that guy's laugh
>>13699840Yeah, I don't mind it. MLPG is like the rest of 4chan except people don't get upset when you post a pony. I kind of miss talking about ponies though.
>>13699848White Boys > all forms of girls.Prove me wrong.
>>13699840I like itIt's like having friends
>>13699844Thanks scotty, I knew something was wrong there! Thanks to thisgreatinvention I was able to reeeecalibrate the unf receiver forbetterreceivingofunfwaveswhat a great ship this is.
>>13699848White guys>Black guys>Asian guysAsian men need to be super attractive to be attractive at all
>>13698703Oh god what the fuck mew those aren't cute flopsy ears those are monster growths on the top of her head
>>13699862>black guys>not over white guys
>>13699862>>13699855>>13699848What the flying fuck.Ponies all day erryday.earth>unicorn>birdbrains
>>13699873>wanting ACTUAL monkeydickFLUTTERSHY GET OFF MLPG
>>13699871HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THAT ASS
>>13699873They don't even all have big dicksWhat's the point?
>>13699858Pretty much this
>>13699874Whitegrey ponies >>>>> Black ponies
>>13699871That ass does not belong with that face
Twilight a shit
>>13699891Your face does not belong with that face
>>13699890but rarity is a whore.also JJ looks fun to hang out with.
>>13699896I knowAll the components are goodBut for some reason when you combine them I'm left wanting
>>13699902do girls like guys with big butts?
>>13699883>doesn't understand the appeal
>>13699905No, fitThey did a study and found that girls are attracted to your shoulder to hips ratio more than anythingAnd really big flaccid cocks help
>>13699907There is none.
>>13699910>your shoulder to hips ratio more than anything>tfw child bearing hipsKill me now or at least bring me some good looking guys.
>>13699919Just work on your shoulders and arms and lose weightIf you're at least 1:1 you're okay
>>13699926But I'm already 60 something kilos for 180 cm anon I can't lose more weight
>>13699871I'm not sure if I should save this for art reference
>>13699935WELL THEN YOU'RE PERFECTGO DO SOME CHIN UPS
>>13699938do it faggot
>>13699938>art referenceWhatever you say.
>>13699940Woah RarityGet that wig off
>>13699942>>13699944and that's why I was unsure of saving it
>>13699941SIR YES SIR tilde
>>13699948>Draw something neat>Or jack off to an awesome buttThere is no downsides
>that titan anime whatever is getting a video gameI wish Pony got a good video game
>>13699961wayforward is looking into it
>>13699961I literally just saw the thread on /v/The trailer doesn't even show the game
>>13699963They wished they could do one.
>>13699938Do it.If you think it's hot, double do it.
>>13699964>The trailer doesn't even show the gamethat's a popular thing with videogame trailers
>>13699974If I could read japanese etchings I would look for videos of actual gameplay, I wouldIt might be region locked though
I like to stick things up other peoples buttsMy dick included
>>13699990I like it when people stick things up my buttParticularly their dick
>>13699956>>13699973I don't think its hot at all, but those are some broad shoulders
>>13699965It would sell like crazy if it happened.
http://images.4chan.org/mlp/src/1379924204554.pngI wonder how many idiots think something is going to happen
>>13699994Then save it for art reference. Why would you give a shit if someone thinks you saved it for any other reason.
>>13699995Can't they ask Hasbro if they could do it? like just send a email asking if they are interested for a meeting or if they ever are interested to contact them?
>tfw my dick is deformed>tfw there's two horns sprouting from my dick hole, both being darker than the skin of my dick>tfw bumps around my dick
>>13699994anon you might be gay. Only women are attracted by broad shoulders.
>>13699997He's just baiting
>>13699999>inb4 /mlp/ and /v/ invades, follows the reply chain and calls us gay like it's an insult
>>13699997I don't want to go there and read the thread, but I guess this bullshit is easily spotted. Maybe /mlp/ will play along for a while, though.>>13699999>Those sweet repeating digits
>>13700008There's no way to contact Hasbro just like that. You can fill a permission request, tell them what you want to do and what you need from them, and after some time they get back to you and tell you either that- no- you have to pay if you want permission- yes
>>13700018hello Mr hands, we were expecting you.
>>13700026Well that sucks.
>>13700018>tfw there are dark spots on my head from repeated abuse>tfw no-one gives a shit because it's a decent size
>>13699999I bet someone tried hard for these numbersOh and I uh, care. That anon shouldn't fap to homo swordplay
>>13700026no anon, there's only>no, you have to pay.
>>13700019but I like my shoulders
>>13700018>two horns sprouting from my dick holeShit Anon, see an exorcist.
>>13700034what if I fap to solo swordplay?
>>13700035The faggot that made Double Rainboom got permission for free, and I think you'd get a plain old no if you asked for permissions for a pony sex simulator game or a full-length animated porn movie.
>>13700038It's not like their physical horns, just like darker skin in the shape of horns
>>13700045Anon I really don't careWhatever gets your rocks off.I for one wish for more Acid but fuck me if I ever bring that up
>candy corn is made with waxWHAT
>>13699961But it's already got one.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHkVvQWKMUI
>>13700046He got permission for free because he was a college student and it was for college.
>>13700056In only like the 9' tall versionSize differences are unf but macro is shit
>>13700064Exactly. I was talking about a general situation, not specifically that game studio's.
>>13700062There are tons of candy which use wax. As coating, for instance.
>>13700056>tfw not enough 10 ' tall acid
>>13700076Yeah I get thatI want penetration but I don't think that will ever happenPenetration that isn't like vore of somekindThe one of the pony going into the dick was kinda unf? I dunno
>>13700062STOP WATCHING HOW IT'S MADE, TWILIGHT
>>13700056I've moved on to better things
barefoot, best foot.
>>13700091>that being betterWHATEVER GETS YOUR ROCKS OFF, I DON'T CARE
>>13699961It looks like shit from what little we've seen. Shitty anime cash in game.
>>13700085I like her ponut and dick, not the vore.
I want to lick Sunset Satan's solesand smell her boots
>>13700101I'm not a big fan of vore, mind youWhat about her dick penetrating a ponut, that would be unf
>>13700091That's not better, that's like, the worst.
>>13700098She IS a lot better
>>13700107Unf. that hits me in the hyper.
>>13700106>not wanting to be worn as a cocksleeve all day longI don'tlike the barbed dick thing,though.
>>13700113Oh my god her hairIt looks like it was made in paintI can't stop laughing holy shit
>>13700125I'm not gay and I'm far too big and manly to take on a sub role.I just want to sniff her socks,shoes and have her give me a footjob in sweat soaked socks
>>13700117Now you know my painThe pain of unf unfulfilled
>>13700130>I'm far too big and manly to take on a sub role.She's biggerYou won't give you the choice
I just want to suck Brad's 9" cockIs that too much to ask?
I wish I was Twilight in this pic.
>>13700143NO TWILY YOU BELONG TO ME
>>13700157>sunset's eyesLiterally the only thing I like about the picture
>>13700140>Gangly,ugly,fat,tall person being used as a cocksleeveI'd be more loyal than Snips or Snails if she just gave me her recently used socks and boots, along with socks and boots of the mane 6
>>13700158But your dick is tiny, ShinyI don't know what Candy cunt sees in you
>>13700147if I unf to it will you be my friend
>>13700170What part of "You won't give you the choice" don't you understand?THE PART I BEEFED?
sex with the royal sisters.
>Higurashi no naku koro ni Outbreak subs soon according to /a/Goodbye thread, it's been fun.
>>13700180>that mouthhahahaha oh my god
>>13700180Knowing such magic exists in that world, I'd wear a mirror on my faceGG no re sunset satanI'm gonna go fuck Callie Maggotbone
>>13700165>not liking implied mindbreak
>>13700188I have a thing for eyes that are different from normalBat ponies need not applyAlso, don't push your fetishes onto meThey are butts
>>13700183I remember Higurashi.
>>13700186Thats not how it works
>>13700188>mindbreak>not as shit as NTR
Pony says that you should never give up.
>>13700211Mirrors on all sides of my headCrosses on each of themAnti-Magic spell book+20 WISGG no re
>>13700218IIIIIII LOOOOOVE YOU JEEEEESUS CHRIIIIIIIST
>>13700212Both are shit tierNTR is just slightly shittier
>>13700225JESUS CHRIIIST III LOOOOVE YOUUUUU YEEEEEES I DOOOOOOOO
>>13698912Isn't that the point of fan creations to begin with?
>>13700238Yes, but the point of fan creations is that they do it because they like them. Then they post it.And then someone comes up and says he doesn't like thingBut he made thing so he likes itbut I don't like thingokay?
>>13700251Arise my minions.
>>13700232that bonbon is absolutely adorable. I wanna rub her belly.
>>13699196NOGILLOU IS PERFECT AS IS
>>13699285HOLY SHIT IT'S AN IZ
>>13700259But that's Sweetie Drops. Gee, how could you still get them mixed?
>>13699196FUCK NO YOU DON'T TOUCH MY GILLOU SHE'S PERFECT
>>13700278YesIt really is that big
>>13700278It's just like one of my japanese animes :3c
>>13700290Remember when egoraptor did animation
If I was Moot the day before the premiere of S4 I'd put that "Princess Twilight Sparkle is before us" song on loop on /mlp/
Your favourite pone is a fag hag
>>13700296Too soon bro
>>13700296OH GOD WHY DID I MAKE PISS SO GROSS
>>13700298Moot doesn't care much for pony, or /mlp/ for that matter
>>13700335I know...Maybe someone could email him
>>13700278uh, y-yes, Rara sama??
>>13700339I don't want thatIf you post enough about how you really don't want it, some shitposter will definitely start asking him for it though
>>13700339I wonder what /sb/ will look like.
>>13700369Ask a bit more enthusiastically and maybe
>>13700379Ah, the suggestion box.
>>13700369You're not Rarity
>>13700369I would cuddle the heck out of that pony.
>>13700367Take a look at the boards bar where /q/ used to be.
I want the TF fags and Mind control/mind break fags to leave
>>13700361Probably more of the same bitching about 4chan in generalI loved going to /q/ and reading all of the stupid shit people wanting to change
>>13700404Well tough luck.
>>13700405It'd be cool to see suggestions as a list, a bit like the list of recent bans.
>>13700404But mindbreak is objectively hot.
>>13700414No it's not.
>>13700411It needs a bigger list with the ability to filter which bans you don't want to seeAnd to auto updateAnd to play a noise when a new ban pops upThis would make a good suggestion
>>13700414No it's not.It's a horrible fetish
>>13700413that heavy is not cuddly enoughneeds a muffler and apparel for maximum cozy status
>>13700426mufflers are stupid expensiveI used to have a cozy loadout for heavy but I sold most of it
>>13700404W-what about growth fags?
>>13700443What's growth?Breast growth?Cock growth?Height growth?You should go too
>>13700443Bah, they're not that big in these threads.
>>13700147Should not unf... I really, really shouldn't unf but I can't help it. I wanna worship that body.
>>13700451Height growthhyper a shit
Which episode, in your opinion, was the biggest let down? For me It was Too Many Pinkie Pies, because the clones didn't do much or feel very life-like, and it was overall pretty weak.
>>13700451Cock > Height > BreastAll are unf
I think someone told me that 'on-topic' didn't apply on this board here the other day
>>13700461Well shit that's not easy. Usually I had low expectations for episodes that turned out shit. Maybe ACW part 1? I was part of the cautiously optimistic as fuck-crowd for that one.
>>13700466They've really been cracking down on stuff.https://www.4chan.org/bans
>>13700466>check ban list>All those /vg/ bansJesus christ.
>>13700510They haven't been cracking down on anthro here as much you think they would
>>13700466According to what mods said, you are allowed to make offtopic posts and replies in threads in moderation, but you are not allowed to start offtopic threads or go on discussing offtopic for 99% of a thread. Basically, what we do in MLPG is mostly okay.
>>13700516>that /int/ pony banit's been 3 years and people are still buttmad about this
>>13700522The other half of rule 3 is never applied thoughI think purple stinker still lurks out there too
>>13700531>3 yearsNOI REFUSE TO BELIEVE THAT IS REAL
>>13700537I'd imagine most dramaqueens of the fandom do visit /mlp/ often, since this is the easiest, and probably only, place they can start shit without everyone knowing about it. We know Sibsy browses from that last scene she played out.
Shut the fuck up.
>>13700537It does, actuallyI tried to signal boost Canterlot Gardens fundraiser since my friend and I really loved going in 2012It was there in 5 posts>>13700568>We know Sibsy browses from that last scene she played outSay what
>Watching a show by the episode and not by the season.I'm gonna wait until S4 is over to watch it
>>13700568>We know Sibsy browses from that last scene she played out.Really? I must have missed that last piece of drama.
>>13700581Why are you even here then? It's not going to be over for another year.
>>13700581Why though? You may overdose on pony, that's not healthy.
>>13700579Unless someone sent her that screencap of "WOW DEATH THREATS ON /mlp/", she took it herself. The death threat being something along the lines of "Sibsy should just die".For those that missed it, she posted that on Twitter and enjoyed all the "wow /mlp/ is so awful poor Sibsy I'd make sweet love to you pls have sex with me" comments.
>>13700595Did anything come of it or is that itIt's just the generic things you'd get from 4chan /b/
>>13700613The death threat? No, that was all. Just a random post saying she needs to die, by anonymous.
>>13700591>Why are you here since you watch the show all at once rather than watching it episode by episode
>>13700623So like that one time one little thread said mando was a pedo and he got up in his ass about it
>>13700668>Tell myself "if someone doesn't post after I press update, I'm gonna go to sleep">You post
so, how about them ponies,eh anonymous?Who's your waifu?Mine is twilight sparkle! I'm not going to marry her because she's not real.>>13700675anon,after all this time I thought you'd know better than just quote roogna. >>13700668Go fuck saine by the way.
>>13700675If you hoped someone wouldn't post, then you want to sleep, and should go to sleep anywayWe can sleep together~
>>13700562It's okay Anon, we're here with you.
>>13700688it looks like we started yesterday...
>>13700686>tfw no pone to sleep withOh godIt hurts
>>13700688It's only been a year for me. I don't feel.
Eugh, does anyone know that website where you can download all the episodes and view the MLP comics. I THINK it was derpy.something. Not entirely sure.
>>13700730Isn't it on the linkboard?
>>13700746yeah,but where the hell IS the linkboard,anon
>>13700730boku no yayponies
>>13700730attack on yayponies
>>13700752This problem still hasn't been fixed? Is it impossible to post, or what?
>>13700760no, people just don't post it.
>Rainbow Dash doesn't train in the off-season>she becomes lazy and decides to skip a year of training>she becomes obese but doesn't admit it>her house doesn't float anymore>she doesn't like talking to Pinkie Pie or Applejack since they don't have any tact when it comes to her weight
>>13699815Who is the artist!?
>>13700786That would be a bit sad.
>>13700785wowso learningso usefulso thankswow
>>13700775like president william jefferson clinton
>>13700786So...uh...Dash...yer lookin'...like yer doin'...fat fer yerself...wait
>>13700791Sad, but appropriate for Rebno Cunt.
>>13700812Anon your animosity towards a fictional cartoon pony will always confuse me.
>>13700810Pinkie your back doesn't look to comfy
>>13700820Anon your defensiveness for a fictional cartoon pony will always confuse me.
This is AnonJust here to say you bitch ass niggas are wrong about best ponyAnon out
>>13700827Animosity sucks balls. The best is being unglazed.
>>13700810That looks comfy.
Applejack's an asshole"Applejack! What do I do?""Let go.""Are you crazy?""No I ain't. I promise you'll be safe.""That's not true!""Now listen here. What I'm sayin' to you is the honest truth. Let go, and you'll be safe. ">Twilight let's go>gets caught by Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy"What the FUCK, Applejack?!""What?""You couldn't just wait til they picked me up? You just had do this shitty little trust exercise?!""Well yer safe, aren't ya?""Oh yeah, I'm fucking safe! What if their hooves slipped? Huh? I'd be fucking dead! You couldn't just say, 'oh, don't worreh Twalaht, Rainbow an' Flutters is raht behand ya!' Oh no! You just had to fucking mess with me!""Ah don't sound like that! What the fuck 'er you complainin' about?""Nevermind! Fucking asshole!"
>>13700865>What the fuck 'er you complainin' about?
>>13700865Not as bad as Pinkie>have to give the barn a new coat of paint>just red all over>Oh wait Pinkie is here to help>Makes a huge ass portrait on half the goddamn thing>Have to paint everything again to remove that shitTHANKS PINKIE
Applejohn is a dick, she could have said "oh, dosh and 2.3 are down there, it's cool bro" but nope
>>13700876You mean the LAST real moment.Twilight wasn't caught in time and went into a coma after the fall.Everything after that is a dream, generated by the last great feeling of trust she felt.
>>13700876Is twilight clipping through the ground?
>>13700886>"2.3?">"Oh, you'll get it later."
>>13700900Holy shit, she is
>Dexter Season 8 Final
>Ponies meet humans>The humans absolutely adore them>They won't stop cuddling, petting and giving them gifts>A human mentions they have horses in their world but they aren't as cute.>Twilight theorizes humans worship horses and take ridiculously good care of them>She almost got it right, it was cats, which ponies basically are.
>>13700922>>Dexter Season 8>>>>>Season 8Just stop.It's long dead.Jesus.
>>13700922>>13700928I'm reluctant enough as it is to finish season 7
>>13700928I can never stopThe only real good season of this show was 5 anyway.But that ending just went off the rails
>>13700923but what if pone wasn't cat bug doge
>>13700928You say that, but I bet you'll still be there for MLP S8!
>>13700923Which begs the question in a non-linear sense:MLP FiM Ponies are to Actual Real Life HorsesasHumans are to ________
>>13700912>>13700900NopeThere;s a gap like this.Watch the scene
>>13700956Nah, I think it'sMLPonies: RL Horses :: Anime characters: Humans
>>13700956The giants from Harry Potter
>>13700956"Apes" is closest but it's still very far. There is no good comparison, they are cartoon characters. If you put humans to the 2nd slot, then animu characters or cartoon humans are close.
>>13700955>MLP S8>ill be an old man by that time and still watch itFucking embarassing
>>13700822>>13700859I'm getting mixed messages here
>>13700956100% DNA match, btw
>>13700976You'll be an old man in 4-5 years?
>>13700976The worst thing is that it'll adapt to the young audience, whereas we won't. We'll find more and more things to bitch about. Heck, I'm already starting.
>>13700983>100% DNA match with something that looks a bit differentI didn't think that's how DNA worked, Anon...
>>13700986he's an idiot.
>>13700810PINKIE IS VERY PROUD OF HER FLAT CHEST.
>>137009927But choices in our life shape ourselves, Anon. Like if you eat fast food everyday.
>>13700978>RenneQuest secret ending.png
>>13699418i don't know
Every day I have the strangest urge to wake up at 5am and run naked as far as I can while shouting war cries.
>>13701059don't lie to me
>>13701069you're still here after five hours?
>>13700774>>13700774What's the difference between the AU and US versions?
>>13700774Rose please, back to tumblr with you
>RCH goes on Conanhttp://teamcoco.com/video/70096/seth-green-loves-to-decorate-with-googly-eyes
>>13701161>someone posts Rose's art>it must be Rose.
>>13701168>RCH is really Seth Green
>>13701172Popularfags do that often
>>13701188What is it?
>>13701168>I do a lot of adult stuff
>>13701214I need a gif of when he's shaking his head around now
>>13701168>http://teamcoco.com/video/70096/seth-green-loves-to-decorate-with-googly-eyes>RCH is Seth Greendullsurprise.jpg
I forgot to attach the image.
>>13701126Are you talking about the other linkboard that gets posted whenever the first one does? Only difference is that the image emedding script is in one whereas the other doesn't. You can still reach the script by following the MLPG scripts link, but apparently some guy thinks it's so important that it need to be in the linkboard itself. It is a silly argument.
>>13701279OH MY GOD
>>13701279:Istop that right now mister
>>13701279You're my favorite anon
>>13701292i can hear the music http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imh9OnEdDyw
>>13701279This is a slightly better one
>>13701168It's such a cheap laugh but I can't help it. Every fucking time.
Let's have some requests! Usual rules apply: Second person, humanized. Clop might be acceptable today.
>>13701339Anon watching Rarity dressing up Gilda
>>13701339Pinkie Pie looking for her ass
>>13701339Gilda and anon cuddles.
>>13701346I'm dying over here.
>>13701333For some reason they always end up being hilarious, I really don't know why
>>13701354>>13701357>>13701362Okay, fuck it. Request the hardest clop you possibly can.
>>13701395Babs and Applebloom behind the barn
>>13701395Fluttershy being embarrassed of her premature ejaculations.
>>13701395Pinkie wakes up with a giant ass.
>>13701395Gilda violating anon with an extremely large strap on, enough to make him prolapse and pass out in pain.And if I say big it's fucking HUGE.
>>13701395Fluttershy getting fucked by a bear
>>13701395what did I do?
>the mane 6 once the show ends
>>13701287I think its more of shitposting. 4chan X already has that feature but the spammer, Broke, spam it just so the linkboard get banned.
>>13701395Trixie raped by timberwolves.
HEY HEYYOU YOUI DON'T LIKE YOUR MAREFRIEND
>>13701486HELLO CHUBBY PURPLE HORSEWHY DON'T YOU LAY DOWN THE PIES, FATSO
>>13701279>>13701327>>13701346>>13701365>>13701388I am dead. My diaphragm has separated from my body. My sides are rocketing towards the heavens
>>13701486Gosh I wanna sink my hands in that chub so bad
>>13701498NO WAY NO WAY I THINK YOU NEED TO FUCK OFF
pony fed all your stat boost essences to a demon
>>13701519Tell pony to fuck off, I'm playing cata.
Did anyone save that Aloe/Lotus massage fic from last night? I missed part of it, couldn't finish edging.
>>13701525pony asks if you would like your belongings idenitified
>>13701410She's blushing furiously. All you did was kiss her on the lips, and you can see the stain between her legs. You'd expect this from a virgin, but you've been seeing her for three months now. She should be used to this, but the went tent in her skirt says otherwise. Her eyes look wet as she's about to cry. You tell her that it's okay. You've accepted everything that she came with, including this. You kiss her again, on the neck this time, drawing in the earthy scent she's absorbed after a whole day of gardening. As you reach under her skirt, you can feel the lewd moisture on your fingertips. Juice drips off your fingers as you wrap your hand around her still hard shaft. She squeals and shakes with your every pump, and soon your hand is coated in her semen. You shove a few fingers into her mouth, forcing her to taste her own cum. She puts up token resistance, but licks your hand clean anyway. Whispering into her ear, you give the command not to swallow and go back to your domineering handjob as you kiss her, sharing the semen between your mouths. She doesn't stand a chance as she fires another load. This cycle is going to continue long into the night.Next!
>>13701535tell pony that she's thinking of ADOM.
Kids these days.
>>13701545They don't know.
>>13701500she can't help herself
>>13701538ah fudge you I wanted anon raped.
>>13701533>saveMLPG is archivedso is /mlp/ in case our archive misses something
>>13701542pony asks if you would like to play again with the same character
>>13701569Tell pony she's been playing too much roguelikes and she should sleep. She's talking nonsense.
>>13701552if I could somehow have sex with rediv's artstyle, I would
>>13701574me too.If I could have sex with rediv, I wouldn't, though.
>>13701573Pony has become Xom's avatar
>>13701552Why does that horse have wingsShe's never gonna lift her ass off the ground