Would you go fast with pony? Or would you rather go slow with pony?Old, slow horse: >>13690400
>>13695428I'd like to get there fast and then take it slowWay down in Rainnnboww
>>13695428You cant just decide man, you just gotta feel out the relationship.
What an awful pony.
Neither. I'd go steady with pony.
>>13695428Depends if pony wants to go fast or slow.
>>13695441How does that inhibit their telekinetic abilities though, anon.I need some science here.
>>13695428>wonderbolts watch Never noticed that before, that's adorable
>>13695428Does pony want to go fast?
>>13695428I like Pinkie Pie, but live more of a Fluttershy life.Why can't I find the pony just right for me?
>>13695461how long before you pop the question
>>13695469>>13695454>>13695434Correct!>>13695478RD is such a dork but that only adds to her adorableness
>>13695461Is this one colored too? I need all the main six in hoodies. All of them.
I prefer this pony to that one.
>>13695490I know your pain man. I'm just like you.
>>13695428Rainbowfast is totes adorbs, prove me wrong
>>13695461Aw shit nigga.
I'd go as fast as she wantsPony would like that
How obsessively would you stalk your waifu?>try to post >dupe >>13691738Bah.
Would you steal her panties from her butt?
wasps can go fast too.
>>13695434and then she comes back to find it ruined>>13695390that has no right to be so cute
>>13695490>Live more of a Fluttershy lifeUnless you're talking about being quiet or living with animals or some shit, that's pretty bad man.
>>13695517but then her butt would be cold, and i wouldn't be nice and warm for snuggles
>>13695517I dunnoThey look really wedged in there, I don't think I could
>>13695461Would you find her hat?
Is pone cat?
>>13695519>Dash is a bad enough mare to consider a Wasp as a pet.
>>13695517She looks pretty mad, and I'm not really digging panties that smell like horse, she can keep them
>>13695533Living with a shit ton of animals and having very little human contact on a day-to-day basis? That sounds like 4chan.
What is each character from Equestria Girls' reaction when they find out that the condom broke?
>>13695549>wasp pony and Gilda will never double-team you sexually
>>13695542Why wouldn't I?
>>13695555Gimme a cabin in the wild with food, water, heat, and internet and I'd live happily for years.
>>13695549What if Rainbow Dash chooses a pet cazador
>>13695572Because you want it all for yourself
>>13695559>RarityOh goody, the next one after this is free!
>>13695542>>13695572Does anyone have that comic where AJ tries to find her hat
>>13695542I'd find her hatand take a dump in it
>>13695555I have a job, school and friends, I rarely come here, less I've got the hankering for 2cute.I am 4chan too m8.
>>13695581That'd be terrifying
>>13695517would you give her a wedgie
>>13695554Are you sure?
>>13695609Yes, until she squirts
why the fuck did 4chanX stop working all of a sudden but it still works for me in the last thread
>>13695559>dating Sweetie since high school>you're madly in love with each other>she starts to feel amorous>reach for a condom>she stops you>"Not tonight. I think it's time we added to our family."
>>13695616it seems to be working but slowly
>>13695512Red Ribbon a shit.
>>13695517no, but i would sneak into her dirty clothes hamper to get them.
>>13695619This pony is radical too!
>>13695627I find this statement to be a little thin.
Pony offers you a sandwich.what do?
>>13695655what kind of sandwich is it?did she make it herself?
>>13695647>Work as human in equestria>Use this sign>You're surprised how many stallions approach you looking for help with their wives
>>13695655What kind of sandwich?
>>13695666>ponies start to get the wrong idea>approach every human asking for help with their orgasmsall that awkward
>>13695658>>13695674Pony is upset by your questions.She throws the sandwich in your face and runs off.
>>13695655investigate the bread
Nice job linking the general, faggot
>>13695698I'd love the fuck out of that pony.
>>13695666>work as human in Equestria, letting pent-up stallions blow off some steam
>>13695689eat the sandwichget wracked by pain as the magic works its way through my body and changes my sex to the oppositeknow this was pony's plan all along
>>13695689well she was a stupid pony anyways
>>13695698Hi Ms. Pony
>>13695719Where are the backgrounders Flak?
>>13695655It's probably a flower sandwichTake a bite, probably not eat the rest.Pone won't care.
>>13695613Yep, it's pony.
>>13695728Maybe if there was a significant amount of dressing or mustard on it. I'd probably throw it up later though.
>>13695613Where's her wings?
>>13695613That is a purple horse you blind motherfucker
>>13695428This pony is all about going fast
>>13695728Flower sandwiches are good.
>>13695742She has very pretty wings.
>>13695740>>13695728>aren't you gonna eat the rest?
>>13695744That must've been a great pizza.
>>13695751I want to see Pinkie Pie's pretty wings.
You get to go to Equestria, and your favorite pony is interested in having a sexual relationship with you, but they're the opposite gender. Do you follow through?
>>13695751Is she sorry she's getting a wingboner or that she stretched out the jacket?
>>13695742Here they are!
>>13695754Unless it's Sweetie Belle then I eat the whole sandwich, no matter how bad dandelions taste.
>>13695727They are in hiatus, reboot hiatus. I'm still thinking about what I want to do for the new first story (nothing's coming unfortunately). Most of my story efforts are going towards a quest I want to do. I have characters and stuff, but I have many details to go over. Hopefully after I do this quest business, I can think of what I want to do for The Backgrounders.
>>13695765Are they open minded?Can we include Fluttershy?
>>13695754I would eat the rest and tell her how good it was.Then she would make them regularly for me.And I would continue to eat them and tell her how good they are.Every day until I like it.
does anyone have that one drunk-CC/Rumble cap saved?
>>13695765You do know who you're asking that to right?
>>13695765I'm up for it
>>13695770why not bothI'm sure wingboners would be very embarrassing after all
>>13695758Pony sure does enjoy pizza.
>>13695776What kind of quest?
>>13695765I guess, but I'll have to explain to pony that I'm not gay.
>>13695765>Having a sexual relationship with pone>Having a sexual relationship with male!Rarity Pls no.
>>13695744>BOY DO I LOVE DICK
>>13695777>>13695778>>13695783>>13695784>>13695796>>13695797Keep in mind, this may permanently alter you to become the opposite gender yourself.
That's right the points don't matter like discussing ponies on a pony general
>>13695805Oh I'm very okay with that sure
>>13695776a quest? I like quests!what is it?
>>13695765How little is Dash? Is he still a small pony? Is he a bit androgynous?Dare first. We do this right. If he wants my d that badly I'll be the most interesting person in the world on the date.
>>13695801http://i.imgur.com/A0SxZC5.pngXieril should draw lewd more often.
>>13695805Are we opposite gender pone though, that's the key
>>13695805I ask again. You do know who you're asking that to, correct?
>>13695805Even better. I've always hated having a penis, now I can finally become a lesbian!
>>13695621>having a kid during high schoolare you black?
>>13695797>!Fuck off tumblr
>>13695805>being a cute femanon in a relationship with male-RarityYESYES PLEASE YES
>>13695805I'm up for it
>>13695765>Rumble>fucking femRumbleaww yeah.png
>>13695831>since high school>clearly they're still in high school
>>13695805>Dash is the cutest little stallion>I'm his bitch>Except when we're in bed and he takes it like the little pegasus he isI'm not seeing the downside to this.
>>13695794It's a mystery, adventure quest. It features original characters so I'm no bound to canon or fanon when trying to write the characters reacting to the suggestions.
>>13695844He insists that you wear a collar
>>13695817yeah, he shouldthat vag looks so nice and snug
>>13695835Fuck off negro, attribute!character has been around since the 1990s. How about you check your fucking privilege.
>>13695621>using condoms>not having her on the pill so you can indulge in her creampie fetish to your heart's contentshe can just stop taking the pill when you're both ready
>>13695533I'm quiet and meek and avoid confrontation and easily scared. I'm more or less Fluttershy.I like her, but I want Pinkie Pie
>>13695855It's the expressions, man.http://i.imgur.com/OfTZZzk.png
>>13695853That's alright, I can still be an animal in bed. That dick is going to be limp and sore to the touch. That ass is going to be in pain too.
>>13695817>>13695887Pony is more leaking than a broken faucet
>>13695859yes, that's the one
>>13695838That is my fetish
>>13695621>>13695876UNFI can't believe I don't have nay human Sweetie pics.
>Equestria is attacked by an evil power.>Twilight tries to get rid of it by absorbing the energy into her body.I'm sure nothing can go wrong!
>>13695428Would you do the right thing?
>>13695911>implying there's anything wrong with thathttp://i.imgur.com/P5QfzV3.pngThe neck stopped bothering me after a while, although I wish he had fixed it sometime.
You cna go to PonyvilleBut you are now a cute cartoon pony and all the ponies are humans. Everything else is that same
>>13695934>Go wrong>Implying it's not exactly as planned
>>13695949That's a pretty simple edit
>>13695934>It eats away at her mind and she falls into a deep sleep, struggling with the consciousness growing inside her>Her thoughts and memories are blurred with the blinding hate and seething rage for power>With Luna's help, they venture into her mind to save her
>>13695952Sure, whatever I guess.
>>13695887eh, that one's not so good
>>13695943Why the fuck is a WASPy accented character with Minnesota as fuck parents with a light-gray ass coat depicted as black all the time?Shit don't make sense.
>>13695943Looks like I fucked up doing the right thing months ago.Oh well.A coat hanger can still technically work...
>>13695970She ventures into her own mind?
>>13695979> all the timeYou mean "why ever," right?
>>13695979I mean shit, I'm not against people making their humanized pones multicultural, but for fucksakes, that's just stupid on all fronts. Rarity would be as white as they come.
>>13695952but then its not ponyville
Pony should go to sleepgoodnight mlpgyou butts
>>13696006why are all of those designs so hideous
>>13695986You know what I meant, Anon. I'm tired.
>>13695952Is Ponyville still a quaint, near crimeless village with quirky inhabitants in a fictional country inhabited by monsters and magic? No? Not interested.
>>13696017draw more butts to keep us company
There is a pony.What do?
>>1369602495% rule, I guess.Thelivingmachine's character direction is pretty cute, though.
>>13696017>pony should go to sleepWhy would they want to do that?Sleep=0pone
>>13695998>that hourglass shape>those big full breasts>those wide hipsrediv why have you forsaken us
>>13696010No kidding.Twilight I could see. Fluttershy I could see. Rainbow Dash. Maaaybe Applejack and maybe Pinkie Pie (isn't there some annoying black singer with pink hair?). But I mean really, Rarity?
>Absolutely shit at everything>"You're just lazy!"
>>13696048Give pony apple
>>13696048perform my ritual mating dating
>>13696065>that plump, plush rear you can't see from that angle but totally know is therewhy indeed
>>13696084>Pony friendship points +20.
>>13695952Everything else is the same?Are their puns horse-based still or are they now even worse human puns?I could do a cute cartoon pony in a little town. I would be the most popular person there. All the parties. All the apples. All the head rubs. Fuck yeah.
Made an exception because apple horse.
>>13696095Roll to slap pony's buttevens:they like itodds: they don't like itdoubles: I die
>>13696111Good job, asshole, you destroyed the planet.
>>13696111you ded or?
>>13696069You're thinking Nicki Minaj, anon, which, yeah, could totally work for Pinkie.Fluttershy? Twilight? Yeah, sure.MLPG used to have a massive boner for characterizing Rainbow Dash as Latina. (Everyone loves spunky latina ladies, amirite?)Applejack... ehh....But seriously? Fucking Rarity? She's not just literally (off)white in colour, but she acts and talks like a stuffy upper class white lady.
>>13696111Equestria is finished.
>>13696110Mmm. She's a more natural orange horse. You're too good for me, Dooks.
I should stop including the die optionI always kill myself
>>13696124>crookedtree is now one of those "I'm a mare trapped in a man's body" faggotsand his art was so neat, too
How do I draw better pony butts?
>>13696130>Nicki MinajYou know, I didn't think I'd actually have the proper context to post this outside of it being a cute picture.
>>13696144I'm not really sure, butMaybe he just wants to be a pony in the abstract like we doAnd may have gender identity concerns or is gender-divergent
>>13696080>shit at everything you try to do>"rome wasnt built in a day!">try for months>can't even get the basics down because I just keep forgetting individual things>"j-just keep trying, anyone can be an artist!"
>>13696147this is the vertigo guy from the last thread btw
I wouldwould you?
>>13696130Rainbow Dash should be latina. Because I want Scootaloo to be latina too and I think that would somehow make it cuter.
>>13696153no anon. He having a relationship with a gay furry artist.
>>13696130Are you saying black people can't be stuffy upper class people?
>>13696147This is how I draw pony ass
>>13696144The furfaggotry was strong in him from the start.Pony was soon to be his fucking spirit animal and you know his 'fans' didn't help.Probably encouraged him, instead of this place where you get told "Hey, you need to cool down on the faggotry and just keep fucking drawing, draw monkey."
>>13696147Just find pictures of butts you like and do your best to replicate them
>>13696056They really are.
>>13696163 You know you can be a MAN wanting to fuck MEN, right?
>>13696161I'll stab you and do her before you do.
>>13696161I would the whole thing with my whole thing.
>>13696154Even ponies can draw, anon.
>>13696167You actually took the bait, I can't believe it
>>13696176It's the furry+furry both mares trapped inside a man's body that ticks me off.
>>13696189Well it's too bad I'm not a pony then.
>>13696130I want Applejack to be white. Just so she can be the "uncivilized Southern white girl". I want her to have a farmer's tan that becomes obvious when she's wearing something else like a fancy dress or a bikini.
>>13696193>He says in MLPG.>The literal shark after the chum.
>>13696151I like that a lot.Zecora is 2cute.
Why do I love butts so much?
Pony wants to play cataclysm with you.
>>13696214like the WoW expansion?The outdated wow expansion?...Fluttershy?
>>13696176>You know you can be a MAN wanting to fuck MEN, right?Am I being tricked somehow?Because the Bible is telling me you are fucking tricking me...
>>13696212because butts are the most attractive feature in a woman.
>>13696196I haven't been party to every facet of their relationship, butNear as I can tell they're both sort of in-betweeners or more accurately don't play to gender stereotypesAnd like each otherAND are furry artists
>>13696212Because this show has brainwashed you into loving them
>>13696214Pony can do anything she wants with me.
>>13696222>Fluttershy.>Playing a game that violent sounding.Anon, they have pet BATTLES!
>>13696222>WoWdisgusting. I mean the roguelike.
>>13696162IT STARTS ALL OVER AGAINLATINADASH LATINASCOOTS BONER ENGAGE
>>13696147Or this when I want cute
>>13696214look, mists of pandaria is out in chinathat shit should be out in equestria by now
>>13696127>>13696138I'm glad you guys liked it, I'm gonna play the "finish stuff off the backburner" tomorrow so I have to warm up
im a pony
>>13696225Liking other guys doesn't mean anything other than liking other guys. It doesn't mean you start sprouting scarves or someone plays "the woman."It just meansYou want to boneBlokes
>>13696248can I touch your butt
>>13696227But they're furry artists!
>>13696248Are you from ponyville?
>>13696260Post a picture of yourself
>>13696164No... but just... c'mon man, not Rarity. Rarity is white as fuck.
>>13696249>B-but I'm a bloke!
>>13696248No shit, everyone here is a pony.
None of the ponies are black because they aren't zebras.
>>13696270So, is Luna pale and Celestia tan?Or would it make more sense to make Celestia 'brighter' and Luna 'darker'?
>>13696246You color my heart dooks
>>13696283reminder that faust wanted to call zecora, 'shaman'
>>13696273Yeah?You're in the horsefucker thread. You're in the horsefucker general in the horsefucker board, man.
>>13696283>Zebras are canonically the "black people">B-but Sapphire Shores>She was a quarter Zebra
>>13696294It would make more sense for Luna being as pale as her moonlight, and Celestia being bronzed by the sun.
>>13696283This.Rarity is South Africanlel
>>13696315Sorry, wrong post>>13696255S-sorry Pip
>>13696315yeah but I ain't furry,man. I don't think my soul is part felie and my spiritual animal is a dog.I don't think I'm a slutty mare trapped inside a man's body.
pony has something in her throat
DOOKSWHERE IS PRE SEASON MARATHON?
>>13696205Annnnd I'm here now. Sup MLPG
>>13696321I'm fine with this interpretation. It's reasonable and 95% of fan art follows this.
>>13696332And their weirdness impacts you how?
>>13696344Save us please
>>13696330you want some fries with that double beef?
>>13696310That's dumb, Zecora's better.But I would have dug Rarity having a fake British accent like Faust planned.
ok ok okYou can snuggle Pinkie Pie nonsexually But you can only do it on a full stomach, under a plush blanket and while its raining outside
>>13696344You draw all the main six in those bath pictures yesterday?
>>13696242Is that your actual drawing?Can you give me tips on structure? When not drawing pony from side-view or front-view it's kind of tough. Like back-side view and or top view is tough for me.Sorry if I type weird, I'm kind of buzzed.
>>13696344why haven't you drawn mini tuffs' crotchboobs yet?
>>13696353Are you implying any of this is a draw back?
>>13696338Oh man, you're right.Now that you mention it, how many days are left until season premiere?
>>13696353no diceit's in a shack in the desert on a sandy concrete floor or I'm not playing ball
>>13696358I didn't draw Rarararararabecause she doesn't bathe with the lower anon. She's a lady.
>>13696321>Large, amazoness Celestia with skin kissed by the sun itself>Quite, waif Luna hides in her shadows, working in the ligh tof the moon
>>13696379Two months.November.Two months to get shit done before the shit hits the fan anon. TWO MONTHS before THE HAPPENING.
>>13696379go to the countdown on mlpg.co
>>13696349Poutine or bust, man.
These new post timers are stupid.
>>13696386How about Rarity on lounging couch in a nice cool sand stone complex under the hot sand and the gentle sound of running water?
>>13696387;_;But GG said...
>>13696387Then draw Rarara in one of those waterfall baths Celestia was in.And anon is in a separate, lower bath being filled with her used bathwater.
>>13696395Just imagine if this shit got popular in America.It would literally throw the planet out of orbit.
>>13696390You've basically come up with the same impression that the vast majority has of the humanized Princesses of day and night.
>>13696402email moot and tell him you dislike it
>>13696387Going to do more?
>>13696395>you will never have actual canadian poutine>al dente will never fuck you while stuffing you with fries
>>13696410GG is a filthy liear
>>13696416Be thankful it's stayed safely north of the border.
>>13696419he missed the part where they both have huge cocks
>>13696414>>13696424I dunno. I guess.
>>13696419I realize that. I guess I was just thinking outloud.
>>13696416What if I told you it's begun to?http://chicago.seriouseats.com/2012/01/five-poutines-we-love-in-chicago.htmlhttp://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2012/06/04/poutine-america-united-states_n_1568221.htmlhttp://www.esquire.com/features/food-drink/late-night-0912/poutine
>>13696437Again, with FEELING
>>13696423It's not just that I dislike it, the way they work is dumb.If you make a post without an image, you can completely bypass the timer by including an image in your next post.
>>13696409If it's Rarity it has to be a tent in the woods after a minimum eight hours of hikingA real tent, not some dumb magic deployable thing
>>13696429Is Al Dente some sort of OC?
>>13696429>That feel when you're Canadian>You can have any kind of poutine you want>>13696438Hey man, not trying to be a dick, just pointing that out.
>>13696451really?like it's just 30 seconds again?
>>13696439It's over.America found a way to destroy the planet.
>>13696444I DON'T KNOW. I GUESS.
>>13696455>Is Al Dente some sort of OC
>>13696246who's that cute little pony?
Why do so many people dream about fucking mares while they themselves are ponies?Why don't they just want to be normal horsefuckers and be humans while giving them hot monkey dick? Fucking bronies these days...
>>13696453>not having all the comforts of civilization in the midst of the wilderness>living like some sort of savage
>>13696486perhaps the simplicity of life of being a pony
>>13696395That looks gross.
>>13696472how many of my children do you want to make her bath with anon?Look I'll even throw in my first born
>>13696486Some combination of dick and ponies is all I ask.
>>13696495You look gross
>>13696486I thought the popular desire was-fucking a mare as a humanor-being a mare and getting fucked by a stallionI could be wrong
>>13696460No, it doesn't seem like there's a timer at all.let me check
>>13696476In fairness, he said "al dente FUCKING you WHILE stuffing you with fries">>13696429As if "al dente" was something that could operate upon you with "fucking" while also stuffing you with delicious gravy and cheese fries.Maybe he meant "You'll never have fucking delicious al dente fires to stuff with"And it's not as though we didn't go through Siracha and Pizza Pone and all sorts of things
>>13696362I use something like this in that orderWorks for me
>>13696469>She is subtly nudging his tail around her.
>>13696504To be honest, I'm okay with the "pony" aspect of that being absent, as well.
>>13696486Their subconsciousness wants to solve the dilemma posed by the ingrained taboo of bestiality.
>>13696512I just didThere isn't a timer if you make a non picture post and then a picture postBut then you incur a longer minute cd for any post after the second one
>>13696506What a mean thing to say, Anon.
>>13696512>>13696515Good fucking job moot.
>>13696460>>13696460hmm I'm going to respond to this twice
>>13696518You speak Spanish?That looks very organized, compared to me, I just slap a bunch of smooth lines and connect them as i go along.
>>13696510I just want to cuddle
>>13696510>being a mare and getting fucked by a stallion>this is a popular desire
>>13696495You're disgusting, poutine is delicious.It's cheese curds, gravy and fries, only some sort of anti-Canadian commie could hate it.
>>13696542straw poll itI'd put money on it
The monsters are still here. Still in the corner of your eye.You can't giggle at these ghosties.
>>13696542last time I checked, 20 people here wanted to.
>>13696486I don't care manI just want to be with my waifu and maybe later have a family with her.If that means I need to be a human or pony or whatever I don't care. I just want to be with her.
>>13696538Yep I dotbh I dont think its organized at all, it just seems easier to place the head first and the make everything else fit the head
>>13696553Can you snortle at the spookies?
>>13696546>anti-Canadians>commiespick one, you pinko bastard
>>13696565>being a family man>2013>shiggy
>>13696524I guess it kinda makes sense so that if people forget to include the image with their post they can post it immediately afterwards.Unfortunately 4chanx doesn't take this into account at the moment.
>>13696570It's chortle,anon. chortle.
>>13696568so like is your canvas usually small or something?do you have a gallery? I like your style.
>>13696552strawpoll.me/466825OKAY MLPG DO IT
>>13696542>Fucking cartoon horses >This is a popular desire...I'm in the wrong place aren't I?
>>13696546Hey man, no where in there did I say it tasted disgusting. It just looks gross, I've never eaten it before. I probably wouldn't based on how it looks, but that's my loss.
>>13696589>>13696602one job, etc
>>13696578Make me, fascist cunt.
>>13696583Why dont you reply to my anythings anymore?
>>13696603I think they're approaching the survey design a little differently.
>>13696570You can try. But the laughter will turn to ash in your mouth. When the harvest moon rises, the faeries walk the earth, and the characters break free from the play.
>>13696565Is your waifu a pony?human cannot have family with pony.
>>13696612rediv never replies to anything that don't relate to herUnless it's can'tdanceShe still doesn't have a plush
>>13696568Thing is, I'm too pathetic to draw on actual drawing software, so all of my drawings are drawn on flockdraw.I do have a dropbox, not a gallery though, which I use to save screenshots of my progression from time to time. Be advised there are NSFW pics.https://www.dropbox.com/sh/26l973aw2wi1woc/Phjq62UhBf
>>13696612what do you mean?
>>13696615Am... am I one of the last anons here that would only cuddle pony?
>>13696623MagicIF they can control gravity and age with magic I'm sure it's possible to make me and my waifu have a pony child.If not adoption
>>13696630>Thing is, I'm too pathetic to draw on actual drawing softwareWhy is that?
>>13696602That's exactly how I thought it was going to be with the top 3 results there
>>13696607Do it or else we'll bomb your free medicine and honest bankers and replace them with ours.
>>13696583Rediv pls draw your gif with Shining and Cadance.
>>13696602> tfw you select ALL OF THEMF-fuck
>>13696583red pls draw a plump rarara rump like that twily picture you did
>>13696635Nah dude, you are among friends.That was sarcasm.No, not the first line of this post, the post you replied too first to get this on-You know what, this is silly.We haven't changed man!Lets talk about cute horses doing cute things.
>>13696630>too pathetic to draw with actual drawing softwareThat's fucking stupid, you live in 2013, pirate SAI or PS right now before artfags everywhere are required to slap your shit.
>>13696627This is what happens when you keep making fun of someone's colossal cocklust non-stop. They ignore you.
>>13696583more sweetiehips when?
>>13696635I'm sorry. Yes.
>>13696602>no option for human being fucked by ponyBIASED
>>13696589>>13696602Polls that allow multiple options to be checked should really show the total number of people that actually voted.
>>13696630Dude, use SAI. Your draw is fantastic.
>>13696640Its not as fun as flockdraw, line thickness matters a lot more, pen pressure becomes an issue... Its generally harder, I need practice and I've not the motivation to draw alone like that.
>>13696665I actually have a butt crush on rediv so I don't really mention her a lot
>>13696647Shit... Fine, anti-Canadian capitalists, you win.
>>13696669Does Strawpoll even do statistical breakdowns like that?
>>13696602>no futa mare options anywayShit poll
>>13696632Normally when I say something to you on tumblr you'd say something back, you just stopped one day.
>>13696632hey rediv why are you such a fat cunt?
>>13696589>>13696602but what if I want to be fucked by a futa pony while I'm human?
Drake the type of nigga that waifu's Fluttershy.
>>13696675Do you at least have an artist name?
>>13696675But when you practice more, you can show MLPG all your drawings and your drawings will generally look much nicer.
>>13696685No, but I'm saying that it should.I don't think it would really be that hard to implement.
>>13696696get out you filthy degenerate
>>13696659>we haven't changed>first /co/ thread had a scat discussion in it for over 100 postsI think we haven't changed too.
>>13696668I'm sorry, Anon. I should have been more careful to make the coupling seem mutual."Fucked by" does seem to suppose one is being acted upon, not reciprocating.I'll be sure to fix that in the next version
>>13696688i dont know if you mean on my posts or in my inbox but i have like 700 messages in my inbox so they get lost fastim sorry if i dont notice your replies! ill try to pay better attention
>>13696675ya know. You can turn pen pressure off. And there is a binary brush.
>>13696705What's wrong with physical drawings?
>>13696712And would you have MLPG any other way then the general insanity it is?
>>13696721she looks like a little bean
Do you think Twilight and Bill Nye would have a healthy romantic relationship together?
>>13696728I wish people would be more chill about some things
>>13696728hell no. I'm just saying that you shouldn't think we're all about cuddling. We're more about the fucking and then the cuddling.Even though I'm a sucker for i-intimacy
>>13696738You look like a little bean
>>13696682And so, once again, the forces of good triumph over the forces of Canadanism. Everywhere, vending machines are unclogged by fake money, and grocery stores stock actual bacon instead of alternate ham. The Snowback is defeated. But remain vigilant, for the Canadian is a wily foe, and will surely resurface to try us again some day.
>>13696701Nope, I did most of my progress on flockdraw, I've never considered worth it to pick a name.>>13696705sigh, I know. I just feel like shit when crap that'd look fine on flockdraw ends up looking like shit in SAI, and its mostly because I dont know how to use the tools properly or use the right line thickness.>>13696723I feel like that'd kinda beat the point of using SAI.
>>13696739TwilightxBillNye fanfics where?
>>13696753A LASS OF MYTH AND LOREhttp://mlpg.co/twilight/
>>13696738well anon she is a little pony, and when you break pony down into basic shapes, pone body is a bean
>>13696721Well on your posts too, I thought my obsession with your red pon started to weird you out.
>>13696697>Drakeso who does Josh waifu then, cause i thought he would be the one to waifu Fluttershy or maybe TwilightDrake seems more like a Dash kind of dude
>>13696767lemme fix that for youhttp://mlpg.co/twily/
>>13696767>sadderpyIT'S SO SAD!
>>13696745Eh, we are kinda that dysfunctional family.Sure we fight like animals most of the time, but you get that moment where everyone just, clicks and we are all laughs and hugs.Like when a comic comes out, or, soon, a new episode.Find me a session of MLPG where we are not chill as fuck on an episode day.Okay, chill may not be the best wordage...Giddy as fuck and not a single argument to be seen.
>>13696783>the songERRRRRRGGGG IT HURTS
>>13696759From this day forth you will be referred to as....Betty.
>>13696768Who the fuck saves a screencap like that? Why the fuck would you do that?Seriously, like, that doesn't make any sense. Go home Anon.
>>13696746But I dont want to fuck a pony at all!I just want to snuggle nonsexually
>>13696775Not at all AppleDan
>>13696798but she's a beanand it looks funnyand it's relatedand I took the screenshot
>>13696783ANON TELL ME WHAT ARE THE OTHER SECRETS OF THE SUB
>>13696810Teen Cadance is so cute.
>>13696759You just need to stick to it, anon. Back when the flockdraw first started, I used to draw in it all the time. I know what you're feeling, flockdraw is very familiar to you but all you need to do is take that first step and use a drawing program.
>>13696816No. Stop. I'm going to kill you until you die
no more tripfagging for me!!!!
>>13696804Oh man, that was good.
>>13696830Shut up, Roogna.
Ok you can sleep with pony nonsexuallyBut they are going to nuzzle your chest and be all up in there all night
>>13696810Appledan is dead, rediv.
>>13696746MLPG isn't just one direction on a thing, it shifts and changes all the time, topic, ideals, temper, general boopness.It's the chaos that makes us what we are, it's insane but controlled in a sense of the word.One one hand of the fandom spectrum is us, gloriously imperfect but infectious as hell to those who get curious.On the other side you have places like Ponychan, who tried to be our 'opposite'It ran hot for a while, but fell to over regulation and a general hate for anything we 'liked'.The 7 chon to our 4chan/
>>13696831Swing and a miss
what pony listens to Bjork
>>13696839>be all up in there all nightWhat does this mean
>>13696829you don't like my screenshots?they're everywhere
>>13696469Sparity a shit
>>13696831tfw no link for pinkie that has a songthis http://mlpg.co/countdown/ is nice but not enough
>>13696836>Implying Roogna would ever take off his trip on purpose.
>>13696845Like all up in your chest invading your personal space. Pony will be putting her hot snout all over your chest.Pony might even lick your hairy nipple.
>>13696810ya caught me>>13696840not dead, just not as chipper as I used to be.
>>13696836YOU CANT BE RID OF ME THAT EASILY
>>13696804That guy is a terrible singer.
>>13696758>NEVER TRUST THE FALSE FRIENDSHIP OF THE RED MAPLE LEAF!>CLAP STRONG AND SHOOT ON!
>>13696857Didn't you go to bed Saine?Or was that last night?
>>13696849Ooooh nigger we gonna fight
>>13696860Hey appledan! Fuck off!
>>13696874Uh.... it's only 11pm here. So it was probably last night anon.
>>13696859>Pony might even lick your hairy nippleI shave that shit all of the timeThe fuck outa here
>>13696871FIGHT THE FRANCOPHONE
>>13696867that's the point,really. Listen to this if you want some "traditional" tubby wubby pony waifu.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeeIQx4tI2Y
>>13696848I never said that.Quit putting words in my mouth fuckface
You seem fundamentally funI like being your friend
>>13696867It's ironically bad anon.do you even /mu/?http://mrcatlover.bandcamp.com/album/mu-sings-greatest-hits
>>13696860did you finally realize Harshwhinny wasn't kidding when she said she needed a real man between her legs?Who'd you walk in on her with? Was it Big Mac?
>>13696896Despite myself, that's really cute
>>13696904Why doesn't mlpg do anything like this
>>13696825I TOLD YOU TO GO FASTER YOU LITTLE SHIT
>>13696825I promise I'll try.I could also use the opportunity to start drawing hoomen.And with this I gift you the pic I was on between posts>>13696797Might as well go for it, unless it rustles peoples jimmies
>>13696896http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDVCZXbEd5I&src_vid=FeeIQx4tI2Y&feature=iv&annotation_id=annotation_58835this is hilarious
>>13696898there will never be a situation where Mandolin is not an acceptable rebuttal.
>>13696898>facefucking your mouthunf
>>13696896Well it's also badly written.>fundamentally fun
>>13696849Nigga,you just confirmed yourself for brawl.
>>13696922Well part of it is that we are not a thread/board dedicated to music.
This is it.The half-life 3 cometh.How are you going to spend your last few days with pone?
>>13696925I like your angles and eyesalso that Pinkie is missing a leg
>>13696924This pleases me
>>13696922Got to stay better than those bronies!
>>13696928OOOH MY PONY WAFFLEEEE
>>13696939Nigga it's a song in something that makes fun of My little Dashy and where Dash is in a world of Monkeys.The fuck do you expect?
>>13696922We're artfags not musicfags, that breed died out ages ago.
>>13696946I tell pony the truth about what happened.
>>13696966NO NOT AGAIN!
>>13696939>fun funit's actually an alliteration. it's pure poetry.
>>13696941This is the best way I've ever heard anyone call anyone out in my entire life
>>13696941Oh, what, you want to fight about it?Sparity a shit, and you can't prove that it isn't
>>13696944But we could sing show songs terriblyIt's related>>13696972AwhIt would be fun
>>13696946Cuddling. Only way to go out.
>>13696966You're not ready for that kind of speed Scoots! Stop before it's too late!
>>13696969The truth is more damning than the blackest lie. Would you put such a burden on pony's mind?
>>13696922There was an attempt.
>>13696946Clutching him in a passionate embrace as we make sweet love one last time.
>>13696925Drunk anon here. Godspeed Betty.
>>13696985YOU A SHIT>>13696925But betty's a girl name,anon.
http://youtu.be/vLyGQnKMeLU> you will never have your waifu rock-ballad aggressively at you
>>13696987>It would be fun>MLPG tries.>Eurobeat comes in and fucks it all up.>Can't sing poorly for shit.
>>13697017WHY YOU HATIN' ON PEACHES MOTHERFUCER
>>13697020>Eurobeat comes in and fucks it all up.Just leave him out?I would want to start it but I think mlpg full of NERDS and non fun lovers
Uh?How many of these trying to recreate crookedtrees's blog have been made already?http://ask-pinkamena-diane-pie-blog.tumblr.com/
>>13696985It's canon, it's cute, it's everything you're not. You wanna throw down?
>>13697014>I can't actually prove that Sparity isn't a shit, so I'll resort to a personal attack
>There are people who like Chocolate pudding over Vanilla pudding
>>13697017boy ponies need love too
>>13697033300. Every time someone creates a pinkamena tumblr, god kills a pony.
>>13697033What the shit
Do you think they'll explore other worlds in S4?
>>13696896This is why I drink.
>>13697006Yes yes, more.
>>13697033Three or four at least, it's a little sad, not for them, they're just misguided, but the fact CT bitched out, that's sad.
>>13697035>it's canonNo, Anon, it isn't
>>13697032No, actually he needs a part, like a guitar getting a solo.
dead fannon is best fannonI can't wait to see what Season 4 is going to wreck.
>>13697053what does god do when someone who made a pinkamena tumblr gets murdered?
>>13697055No. Unless there's a princess world.
>>13697059>needing a reason to drinkYou are the silliest man.
>>13697061Saine, give me an episode with Scootaloo to gif
>>13697074I hope Spike dies like Cowboy Bebop.
>>13697054Jesus Christ that's horrifying. And not for the content but because of the 'art style'. The ponies are all lumpy in weird spots and they got top tits but walk on all fours.
>>13697071EVERYTHING IS WRONG>>13697077Send an anon to equestria.
>holy shit anon do NOT tell Rarity she looks fat when she asks
>>13697071>I'm wearing nothing but underwear.>I'm a cosplayer!
>>13697073Again, say no and just move onThe point is just to have a bunch of anons overlappingI don't care about people who have names/trips as long as they don't pull that
>>13697084How about Ponyville confidential, I think that one is a bit light on scootagifs.
>>13697096Well she also has the horn and hair, and ponies don't normally wear clothes.
>>13697071is that the goddamn doll in the corner there
>>13697101I might Elusive
>>13697097Just saying, it would be kinda funny to have in the sea of tone deafness and horrible mics to have that one bit of actual singing, and then it dives back into the horrifying ear torture.
>>13697101He could use a horn and some swank hairOther than that, he's pretty good
>>13697071>No wings>Dressed completely unlike a human Twi>White, not purple-69/10
>>13697096well she made a smarty pants, that's something
>>13697110>The doll.IT'S LITERALLY THE ONLY WAY I KNEW SHE WAS COSPLAYING SOMETHING!
>>13696896This is seriously weird to hear with the male singer singing for the male and the female singer singing for the female.
>>13697122I remember seeing herIt was a mixture of boner and I'd never get that
>>13697122>Something.>Those contacts.-double nothing/10
>>13697128Excellent, thank you anon.
>>13697122awful, just awful.
>>13697074>DJ Pon3 is shown to listen and play mostly pop rock>Bon bon and Lyra are shown leaving separate houses in the morning and waving to each other>Scootaloo has a mom and dad, they're literally just repurposed background characters; so they were there all along.>Scootaloo can, in fact, flyDerpy is shown delivering plot-relevant packages twice in the season
Would you let pony touch your chest
>>13697096eh, her trixie is better
>>13697163Question: DO I have boobs in this scenario?
>>13697128CLOP 'TIL YOU DROP
>can't stop imagining my own eyeball getting scraped and sliced up with a razorI think my brain is trying to drive me insane.
>>13697157>Bon bon and Lyra are shown leaving separate houses in the morning and waving to each otherthe animators ship them first anon.>Scootaloo can, in fact, flyScootaloo can't fly and this is show canon.
>>13697163I'd rather touch femanon's chest with pony
>>13697176>overwhelming urge to put a screwdriver through my eye socketwhy does this keep happening
>>13697165Least it looks like she tried...I was stunned when I found out the chicks who cosplay as those Dash and Pinkies are legit cosplayers and they just threw those things together compared to the shit they actually make.
>>13697182I think they even said there will be a ep addressing scoots flifghtlessness
>>13697176I get that all the timeexcept with nails, kneecaps and achilles tendons
>>13697165That's the same woman? Because this Trixie is significantly better. Trixie should shorts more often.
>>13697157>Scootaloo flyingThere's going to be an entire episode around that shit, do you even follow the shit they show at SDCC? There was an animatic with voice acting and everything!
>>13697176>>13697198you should seek professional help anon!
>>13697203We saw a bit of the show where they address her fucking flightlessness.
>>13697163Only if pony bought me a drink.
>>13697211You're doing god's work anon.
>>13697165That is the most submissive looking Trixie I have ever seen.I would drive her face so far into the mattress
>>13697192Don't you dare change the original
>>13697176>>13697198>>13697212I think someone read from the Necronomicon recently.
>>13697170If you want
>>13697224oh right I forgot about that
>>13697215yes, is the same
>>13697233Joke's on you, I already did.
>>13697232>Trixie will never call you "stud"
>>13697163Only if I got to use her ass as a pillow afterwards
>>13697238And it cemented DT and SS as cunts of the universe.Bullies who fuck with the handicap are fucked up.
>>13697182>The animators ship them first anonSure, alright. Living next door isn't good enough for you? They're best friends, Anon. How much more do you want?>Scootaloo can't fly, this is canonBut>>13697203Yeah, that i->>13697216No shit, Sherlock, but it's still going to destroy shitty fanon about how she's crippled or some shit
>>13697092Dear christ, what the fuck. It's like handless people with massive cartoon faces crawling around.2^45x3spooky
What does pony dream of?
>>13697257Don't even start Anon. I'm not in the mood to go to bed with this...
>>13697246Rarity is supposed to have purple hair, otherwise that looks really good.
>>13697285>not papers please
>>13697280Ponying poniesPony can't help itself
>>13697275The actual aspect of a huge contrast between a secret murdering shenanigans and meanwhile living a normal pony life could be interesting. Especially if it was done with different coloring or art styles. Like Dexter or some shit.But no, let's draw horrible handless cartoon people.
>>13697280Well that pony probably dreams of apples.
>>13697281>she'll never praise your virility, rubbing her tummy right where your tip should be as you unload into her>only the best for the Great and Powerful Trixie
>>13697314Boop her and run!
>>13697270People actually want that fandom? That's some fucked up shit even for a fictional character. And it's wrong, she's glided with her wings (I think), and uses her wings like an airboat propeller or some shit with her scooter, her wings ain't broke, she just doesn't know how to fly.
>no other show will have writing like thishttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6u-FPskfAE
>>13697314ooo a new one>>13697328you're going to be my gif rival come S4 I can feel it
>>13697280A world without Jews
>>13697165I see a nipple!
>>13697285THAT'S NOT FAST ENOUGH
>>13697216>SDCC clipwhere is pinkie going with the apples? to her family's farm? Why would The Apples need to visit a rock farm?
>>13697329Something about taking something Faust was toying with and running to the farthest corners of the Earth with it. Lauren said something about considering the idea of having Scootaloo never be able to fly and have that addressed as a disability. But I imagine that's not where the current show is going with her character.
>>13697350She saw brony bucks.And a million hands a hoverin.
>>13697328Is it me or the the very end of that .gif absolutely adorable?
>>13697308There's actually been some interesting fanfics that really bring in the cognitive dissonance of a happy world like MLP with that of a serial killer.Sadly, none of them have gotten finished.
Is it bad if I can tell just from the caption who edited a futa picture?
>>13697350At best you see an areola.And a whore.
>>13697357Wings are annoying as fuck at a conventionDon't even try to go into a dealer's hall
>>13697343I've been doing this since S2, AnonYou'll have the advantage of speed though, I usually wait for the 1080p itunes rip.
>>13697359Betcha can't go fatser, slowpoke!
>>13697033a lot of trees'/cassetterecorder's work has this weird, melancholy lonely aesthetic which only two other artists i've seen draw pony can do. seeing people run with a pinkamena blog where she's a sadistic murderer always makes me think that they can't replicate the feel of the original, but then again, pinkamena as a murderer is sort of an old idea by now. bloody cupcakes.the art on this blog, though, is just bizarre to me, for reasons others mentioned above.
>>13697365>you will never be a good looking girl>you will never sell yourself to make brony bucksLife is suffering.
>>13697369It would be kind of cool done right. Like "Canterlot's First Serial Killer" then Twilight Sparkle insists on helping solve the case and basically becomes Watson to some Sherlock. Bonus points of Sherlock ends up as the killer.
>>13697266>"I heard Princess Twilight's magic failed to help her fly.">"Aren't we glad to have such a philanthropic Princess in town, always trying to help hopeless causes?"
>>13697368Thats why theres a second delay on it
>>13697350TECHNICALLY you see an areola,
>>13697375yeah but public indecency is my fetish.how much of a whore is she?
>>13697378I wait for HD as wellI never saw the point in taking 480p screen shots and gifs other than to be the fastestIt's not about speed it's about finding the best gif-able parts
>>13697394I just wish I had some kind of monetise-able talent.
>>13697362>where is pinkie going with the apples? to her family's farm? Why would The Apples need to visit a rock farm?Pinkie is joining the Apple clan to go to Sweet Apple Acres.You see, in S4, the whole thing takes place in the Crystal Empire. Twilight is the co-princess there now, and her friends moved with her.But Applejack and the other apples get a little home sick so they decide to go visit the old farm for another family reunion, and Pinkie tags along.But with two of the Elements gone from the fledgling empire, the new Princess has to find out how to save the Crystal ponies from a threat they were not expecting, and cannot face alone.
>>13697368What should I draw Mlpg?
>>13697414She sells her body to fat losers who watch a show for little girls. She is the biggest of whores.
>>13697417I could record myself masturbating. I know mlpg would like it.
>>13697426Pony cosplaying as a human.
>>13697426Scootaloo and Rumble having a paper-race
>>13697426That exact stillframe.
>>13697426Pony being straight edge
>>13697424oh god not this shitty theory again.
>>13697426Blood.And donate it, you can save a life!
>>13697426draw a pony in the snow with a hat on and some snow onher nose
>>13697405Applejack you're drunkgo home
>>13697435UNFtell me morewhat would she do If I slipped 100 bucks between her tits?
>>13697426Fluttershy as a dragon fucking a 1963 23 window deluxe VW micro bus full of critters having sex and cheering her on.
>>13697406I haven't read much fanfic in a while, but I'm pretty sure there was one where Twilight went investigating a series of murders and turned out that she did them in fugue state or some crap.This was like two years ago though, and I've read way too much fanfic than is healthy for a normal human being so I might be confusing two stories.
>>13697426That depends. What are you past works so I can know what I'm dealing with
>>13697470STRAWBERRY FIELDS FOREVER
>>13697451Implying this is a theory.The rough draft seemed to work out for the most part, but the whole 'Crystal portal' seemed a little outlandish.
BIG MAC BUSTING A HUGE NUT IN GRANNY SMITH.
>>13697369I'm disappointed at the current Death Note "cross over". The idea of watching someone with good intentions and too much power still appeals to me as a story. The most finished one right now if I recall has Twilight (Raito) go completely out of character and I can't remember who L was but the biggest complaints were about character consistencies.
>>13697426Octavia cum inflation. If you don't draw this I'll hate you forever.
Does anyone else thinks that we have reached the lowes point of the pony crazy so far? as if there isn't much to look forward anymoreI mean even with S4 2 months aways i have this weird feeling of emptiness, like ponies are just...there
>>13697474APPLES TO THE CORE
>>13697484Anon pls. We talked about this.
>>13697488Pinkie looks could in orange
>>13697486Nah nigga I'm hype as fuck
>>13697486we're in kind of a lull now that the anti-molestia thing has died downGive it time and I'm sure some new breed of insanity will spring up
>>13697488YOU'RE NOT AN APPLE, PINK HORSE
>>13697453I have an enzyme in my liver that's too low so I'm not allowed to donate blood for a few years.>>13697462You don't know how much I want to do this request for you anon but I've never drawn a dragon (Spike doesn't count) before.>>13697468Uhh, I kinda suck but here.>>13697454I like this request.
>>13697436for the past few weeks i've actually had the idea to do one of those cam show things. problem is people who frequent those probably aren't the type to request chubby dudes.>>13697426luna's butt for some reason attracting moth ponies.
>>13697486>i have this weird feeling of emptiness, like ponies are just...thereI feel that about most things. Shit this whole time it wasnt normal?
>>13697458She would take your $100 and then yell for the nearest real man to save her from your disgusting ass.
>>13697501She will be
>>13697495But I waaaant iiit!>>13697504Like cam4? I've been told I'm good looking and I've got a nice dick, so I think I could pull something off. I don't have a six pack,though.
>>13697503sweetI'm looking forward to winter
>>13697486um well no, I'm just here to waifu and I have plushes to keep me emotionally invested in pony
>>13697501Pink can be an apple if she wants.
>>13697510Man,this is just like in real life!
>>13697501DYEW THE PREVIEW THING?
>>13697523>Looking forward to the biting cold>Looking forward to snow and ice being in the way>Looking forward to no plant lifeYou are the worst
>>13697486If you need to remind yourself of quality, just remember one thingJim Parsons won outstanding lead actor in a comedy serious for Big Bang
Taken from http://strawpoll.me/466826/rThis is exactly what I expected
>>13697407>"What's their bleedin' problem, Knight? S' like they're mean t' EVERYONE!"
I'll admit like 80% of the time I forget Pinkie is an earth pony.
If saiyan powers existed in ponyverse, which pone would first unlock super saiyan abilities?
>>13697503>he's really going to draw itand then what? octavia cum inflation?
>>13697532I'll be in Florida for the winter so it's basically the best mid day weather>>13697534sounds great
>>13697532>not looking forward to being all snug in a winter coat>not looking forward to hot cocoanigger
>>13697499the fandom seems to be pretty chill right now
>>13697547>drinking hot cocoadisgusting fat fuck detected.
>>13697547I can drink hot cocoa during the summer too.That snug feeling just isn't worth all the shit.
>>13697535>seriousFuck I meant series
>>13697532Cold and snow are greatplants are gay as fuck
>>13697555around bronies, never relax.
>>13697557>Hot cocoa>Sign of a fat personThe fuck are you smoking?
>>13697544I drew a 63 octavia cum inflation once, it wasn't that great but eh.http://mlpg.co/art/src/1378204366065.png
>>13697501THEY'RE ALL APPLESDYEWTS
>>13697532You and I are niggas,anon. Spring forever.
>>13697486I got to that point around the end of s2.So nah, I'll be hype as fuck when November comes around. My poner is on ice for now though.
>>13697573those handles are really pinching their hooveslooks kind of painful
>>13697563>You will never rub Dashie's belly after she bulks
>>13697570it's like sugar with sugar and fat.It's a fucking calorie bomb.
Will you carry pones larve?
Why is she so perfect /co/?
>>13697415Thats actually how I started out back on ponibooru. I used to record streams and make gifs minutes after the episode.This was what I thought people wanted
September 23GUESS WHAT2 MONTHS
>>13697587It's a comfort drink, you dink. You don't drink it like water, you drink it during special occasions with people you like.
>>13697499Anti-Molestia thing? Anyone care to tell a guy who's been in the real life game for the past six months what the hell that means?
>>13697580Their world really isn't designed for hoovesThey're lucky they have hoofgripEven then sometimes they forget to use it and do things with their mouthsPonies are silly
>>13697596Well people do still want that because they like expediencyBut it always annoys me when I do both and I see the shitty quality one reposted a bunch because it was first
>>13697601some people got upset and threw a fit because RAPE ISN'T FUNNYyou can see the fallout here: http://derpiboo.ru/search?utf8=%E2%9C%93&sbq=dwm
>>13697547>He doesn't live in a place with real winterWhen you get -40 C weather, roads blocked to shit with snow and nothing getting done, you tell me you enjoy winter.
>>13697601Something something rape culture something something tumblr something something JJ
>>13697604I like it when they use their mouths for stuff
would applejack get tattoos and piercings?
>>13697563>you will never experience the joy of cuddling with an athlete who is too embarrassed to have her belly touched because she knows she can lose a couple more pounds, but that just makes her THAT much more cute
>>13697600It's useless calories. You're not going to burn them and you're just going to get fat.
>>13697614Well if you're well prepared then at least you can say that's the reason why you stay inside and pony
>>13697601tumblr bitched about Molestia being about making light of rapeMolestia said bite meMolestia was bannedSome people were mildly annoyedtumblr white knights took up the mantle to DESTROY THIS ABOMINATION THAT PROMOTES RAPE CULTURE...by drawing a few pieces of fan art and ranting on their blogsThey got tired and stopped.
>>13697600Or on a cold winter day when you're going all comfyguy while watching ponies
>>13697620She'd have one tattoo. Just one.She got it when she was drunk and doesn't like having it brought up.But sometimes she thinks it's kinda cute.
>>13697620fuck no, apple is not for rebel. apple is for tradition.
>>13697614I enjoy thatFuck doing stuffI can still get to the few places I need to go, and its so much cozier when I can just sit in the warm
>>13697623Why aren't you standing right now?Sitting is wasted calories
>>13697626Wait, Molestia actually got taken down?
>>13697614Do you live in Siberia or something anon?
>>13697638>dozens of anons dead due to snapped necksGood job
>>13697613Even as someone who doesn't make rape jokes on principle (not lel PC or white knight, it just don't tickle my shit), that's some silly ass bitchy bullshit. LATE silly ass bitchy bullshit, if a grabby unicorn princess is their problem, they should have whined in 2010.
>>13697644I thought it did? Was I not paying attention?
>>13697641because I just finished my pushup cycle/leg cycle and I'm dead tired.
>>13697638I checkedfuck your ponies are adorable
>>13697630would she get these tattoos?
>>13697639Absolutely disgusting.Spring/Fall masterrace reporting in.
>>13697654No, I just checked, it's still up.
>>13697623> useless caloriesEven sedentary people need something on the order of 1600 calories just to keep their clock ticking and maintain body weightIt's totally possible that Anon could drink that fucking hot cocoa and still be under that limit, or at least not surpass it in any meaningful way
>>13697668Shows what I know.
>>13697616Me too, but they're silly for doing itI really need more pictures of ponies doing things with their mouths
>>13697672yes, but anon has already eaten cheetos and fries.Anon is fucking FAT, we had a strawpoll yesterday.
>>13697678I really like these ponies but I heard the artist is a butt
>>13697648Canada.That is every fucking winter. I just want to get to work without shovelling the fucking driveway or walking my dogs without coming in with wet ass pants OR putting on ridiculous overall shit on.Winter sucks balls.
>>13697678> get rapedIf that's her goal, thenHow can it be nonconsentual
>>13697678Someone with better editing skills than I needs to edit this.
>>13697678I was as clueless as you, I don't follow any of this tumblr drama.
>>13697587Only if you buy shitty premade garbage.Make it yourself, you only need milk, cocoa powder and vanilla powder.No god damn sugar.And if you use a better milk like oat milk instead of that fucking terrible cow milk the milk will be healthy and it'll taste even better.
would you wake pone
>>13697682>ponies doing things with their mouthsunf
>>13697672Im that anonI drink it every once in a whileHot drinks suck big time
>>13697689> this anon has eaten other fatty things, sight unseenThat's kind of fucking stupid, Anon.> If you're fat you don't have a right to eat maintenance calories (which incidentally are even higher than lower-weight people even at sedentary activity levels), only underThat's REALLY fucking stupid, Anon.
>>13697700comic Apple Bloom is so adorable
>>13697702Depends on which ponyI'd wake the majestic one, the fat one, and the useless one, but not the rest.
>>13697704It sure looks better than a hover hand
>>13697704uh...what am I seeing?
>>13697700>cow milk>fucking terribleWe were niggas up to that point.I might be lactose intolerant, but you just can't use soy/rice/oat/almond milk the same way as regular milk.Although I have to say hot apple cider is one of the best things.
>>13697702>Tfw I behave the same way with pretty much every cat I've ever owned.
>>13697694Come to BC man. We got none of that and if it snows 5cm the city shuts down.
>>13697689What was the average on that thing, anyway?I saw it posted and then went to sleep.Not that it has any value anyway, being an anonymous internet poll, but I'm sort of curious.
>>13697706Why does it always have to be unf with you anon?Can't pony be cute for one second?
>>13697700oat milk eh? interesting...
>>13697743I'll admit to some curiosity too
It really doesn't seem that bad for 1 cup...
>>13697696Yeah, I did that in MS Paint.
>>13697744>that newspaper will never be your sexual organ
>>13697694depends where in canada you livehere it just gets greyer and wetterI hate it and miss real snow, but I don't think anyone really shovels anything
>>13697732You mostly can, actually.Because of disease i can longer take lactose or milk proteins. Replacing cow milk with oat milk has worked everywhere for me. it's cheaper too, at least around here.
>>13697742But I like living in the shadow of Toronto ;_;And no money to move out west either for the foreseeable future. I'd love to move to British Columbia.
>>13697758unf unf unf wings unf
>>13697750Supposedly Almond milk is better yet, but it's not sold where i live so i can't say.
>>13697758But that's not unf OR cute
>>13697753>26 g of carbohydrates>for 30 grams of product>not badyou don't even eat the fucker, you just drink it.
>>13697766Familiarity breeds contempt. You dream about that white menace now, but if you had that shit dumped everywhere, you'd loathe it just as much as I do.
>>13697786Almond milk is fucking disgusting, but I also enjoy the cowmilk you hate so much so I don't know if my opinion is worth anything to you
>>13697790That's from PYHD right? 5cute4meI liked that ep
>>13697638How did you know?! How did you know!!!
>>13697753At least it's not Starbucks-tier. Or those McCafe drinks.I decided to splurge one time and got some Mocha thing.I thought I was going to die.
>>13697799Cow milk is terrible because its content is terrible, the taste is fine, though i like oat milk better.
>>13697720>the fat onerarity?
>Panka will never sing and dance the Macarena>In Spanish
>>13697809People like this shouldn't be extroverts.
>>13697809oh my god...
I'm one of the biggest lactation fetishists everI can't stand the taste of regular milk
>>13697753>sugars>20.8gHoly fuck batman what are you doing.
Rainbow Dash needs your help
>>13697792MaybeI spent my formative years with snowdrifts up to the roof, but I was young enough to not really be expected to do much about itI did learn to drive there though, and people freaking out about the dusting we get here still makes me laugh
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PH1U87rNR7QWHY IS THIS SO FUNNYAND CUTEI SHOULD WANT TO SET THIS ALL ON FIREBUT I DO NOTKILL ME NOW
>>13697809I'm sure they are having a ton of fun but their faces dude
>>13697809>That chickenleg pinkie in the reflectionUUUNNNNF
>>13697720Rarity, Pinkie, Fluttershy?
I still can't believe, out of all places, 4chan is the one to popularize My Little Pony
>>13697828draw human Celestia nursing a ponyyou know you want to