Old Thread>>13673636Why would you guys consider this a bad episode? Did you not like the introduction of Twilight's new pet or how Spike got a lead role this time around? What is your favorite part in this episode, if any?
>>13678033it's just shite.
>>13678046but I don't want to wake up my tulpa.
>>13678051So it's impossible to not like a certain group of people and what they do?
>>13678046Well then, thank you for reminding me of what I will never have, anon.
>>13678033The best part of that episode is the meteor shower opening. That is the only correct answer.Spike hasn't done very well as the star of episodes, he's better as a side character and straight man. The whole episode was just a little boring.
>>13678072Telling people to stop doing something they enjoy that does not harm others makes you a self-righteous asshole.
>>13678084Why is Dash's wing on her butt?
>>13678084>sweetie belle climbing rarity's fat, plump assunf
>>13678033Spike was acting really retarded throughout the entire movie, the WHO jokes were shit and Twilight was also a dick. Best part was meteor shower, easy.
>>13678053Elaborate, my good anon. >>13678084The meteor shower was quite nice. Its also cute that the older sisters let their younger sister climb on top of them just to view the event.
>>13678094Please do not respond to that discussion.He very clearly brought it up immediately in this thread because he's trying to start drama.
>>13678094I'm telling them to stop I'm just simply calling them degenerates and delinquents for doing it.
>>13678097She's scratching herself
>>13678095Unless she wants itThen it's a romantic gesture
Pinkie Pie x Pony JoeFor Pinkie Pie, Joe bakes endless batches of Equestria's most tasty donuts. He always has something delicious ready for her to satisfy her sweet tooth.And for Pony Joe, well, let's just say that Pinkie has a delicious donut for him too. One that he can never get enough of~
>>13678106I- It just is!
>>13678097She's protecting herself from Fluttershy.She always tries to mount her after a few dozen ciders
>>13678111Sorry.I am easily baited.
>Fluttershy isn't real and you'll never be able to make her you pony wife:((((((
>>13678116All of their banter ends up involving pastries. She starts giggling every time someone mentions a Bearclaw
>>13678115no. That's rape because she could be saying no hlafway and what you did before will count as rape. Stop spreading rape culture anon, you makem me sick.>>13678116SHITTY SHIP
I find the butt to be the most erotic part of a pony.
Sometimes I like to put on a drawfags name and ask for requests
>>13678130That's fine, I don't want to marry Fluttershy.
>>13678138imagine ponies wearing those velour outfits
>>13678138I find the most erotic part of the pony is the crotchteats
>>13678138It is the only erotic part of the pony.
>>13678130None of you are technically real.As much as i hate to admit it, i've never actually seen a fan of the show in my city except me. So in a way i feel like the only person who actually exists that likes this show, and all of you are a giant ruse
Something legal something something in your house something dog
>>13678144Sometimes I pretend to be Rainbow Dash and post pictures of myself and respond like she would. Everyone just responds to me like I'm Dash and they don't even know.
>>13678138Indeed it is.
>>13678097You're worrying about that? How about the part where the wing cut off her tail?
>>13678161I ran into a group of bronies at an anime con afterparty.Believe me, you're lucky.
>>13678160who the hell is calpain?
>>13678165>3/4 backshot with head looking backGeeWhat a new and innovative pose
>>13678033Green dragon was cool, errything else was faggotry.
>>13678127>He's trolling if it's a negative opinion
>>13678161I felt the same way until I went to a giant Con for the first time. Wasn't even a pony related con but dear god there were so many pony cosplayers.
>>13678160I have no idea what he's talking aboutBut this did remind me that I like how they have anonymous comments as Background PonyAt least, that's what I assume is happeningI've never actually commented there
>>13678116Well before that I had a really good temp job! Man, that was great. I hardly did anything. I filed a few papers, I ate bear claws, played Hyperspace Hyperwars. Never figured out why they fired me...I was late a lot, there is that...quite a bit, actually. Showed up that one time from that kegger. I was all stinky, I hadn't showered...
>>13678177exactlythat guy thinks the Equestria Daily staff are somehow famousSeth is probably the only one who is "famous", but he is probably more known for being a dragon fucker than for running Equestria Daily
Pony keeps trying to sex me but I don't want to sex pony.
>>13678201>not wanting to fuck dragonsBut he was pretty aspie about it
>>13678211How successful has she been?
>>13678196...punched that guy from accounting that one time...
>>13678163b-but those secrets we shared
>>13678183That always bother me. Dragonshy has it that a dragon that dwells near Ponyville is consider a bad thing because its smoke will blanket the sky. Fast forward to the Owl Episode. There is a Dragon that lives a lot closer to Ponyville and no one consider this a threat.
>>13678201this calpain guy is in EQD?Oh well, who gives a big fucking fuck about those guys.And yeah, seth is the only one who's "famous" but only in a sad way.
>>13678211Why don't you want to experience pure pony pleasure?
>>13678211That's rape anon.
>>13678211send pony over here
>>13678217I gave you my heart and then you turned around
>>13678218That one didn't snoreHave you ever had to spend a lot of time with someone who snores?I'd want to kick them out of the country too
>>13678216...someone really had it out for me, though. I think I know who it was. Yeah...
>Anon fucked around with objects of power.>His life has changed, forever.Never mess with 'superstitions', MLPG.
>>13678217Just kidding anon it was really me
>Spike threadoh boy, get your doseshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8VInZN-SSI&feature=youtu.be
>>13678245Thank you for always telling us when it's bait, you are really the best pony.
>>13678245Oh, man you had me worried there Dash.I don't know what I'd do if anyone but you knew those things...
>>13678249YOU CAN'T MAKE ME
>>13678237Whats stopping that dragon from snoring? It got to sleep sometime.
>>13678218He was a green dragon. Green dragons do not produce as many emissions, they are not a threat to global warming. The fact that they may destroy your land is not an issue, if you hate them then you are a land raping Republican!
>>13678263but if you don't get your dose, ghosts will move your furniture around and you'll have those indents in your carpet
>>13678243How many times do I have to tell you not to steal Zecoras dildo?
Twilight is going to marry me!
Why is she so perfect /co/?
>>13678266What ever happened to the "leaked" info that Fluttershy was going to be turned into a dragon in S3? I forget was it fake entirely or just scrapped.
>>13678171i can accept thatthanks anyways
Pony wants you to pony her little teats.
>>13678285DAMN IT TWI, ON MY FACE AGAIN?
>>13678266Some people snore, some people don'tThat's just how it works
>>13678282Please don't tell Pinkie
>>13678296They were friendly enough but smelled like an old cheeseburgerI drew a picture of Braeburn and got the fuck out of there
>>13678285Pony is what? Tell me.
>>13678304Pinkie can keep a secret though.
>>13678303there's a lot of ways you can stop snoring thoughmainly by not sleeping on your back
>>13678295no idea neighbourino. Remember when they told us somet hints about the S2 premiere months before? I still remember that day. We all thought he was full of bullshit.Why won't it happen again?
>>13678285NO PONY DON'T CUM THEREIT'LL BE SUCH A BITCH TO CLEAN OUT
>>13678311Dammit AJ you got apple all over me.
>>13678295Confirmed fakeSadlyThat was really the only Fluttershy episode I was at all hyped forI don't mind her other episodes or anything, but they aren't really worth getting excited overBut that would have been so greatWhat the fuck, adding an image to my post added 25 seconds to the timer?Fucking moot
>>13678316>back sleepersScum of society, I tell you what.
>>13678314Yeah, but I don't like Pinkie.
>>13678322>drop the base
>>13678327>What the fuck, adding an image to my post added 25 seconds to the timer?Lets consider this. All those dump image thread are consider dead at this point.
>>13678322She looks pretty pale.
>>13678319I really don't I only remember seeing the S2 premiere preview and the general slowly realizing that it was Q and flipping the shit. man that was back in mid 2011.
>>13678304But I'm right here,anon!>>13678327>What the fuck, adding an image to my post added 25 seconds to the timer? I KNOW RIGHTGOOD GOOOOOD
>>13678332>you will never do insurance fraud with Panka
>>13678300What kind of man isn't ready and willing to eat his woman's sex-juices like a ravenous beast?
>>13678332>you will never play SR with Saine and Roogna
>>13678249not bad niggersi loved it
>>13678343I think I have it somewhere. Gimme a minute.>>13678347>panty shot>old I'm... confused.
>>13678347Why does she has a bazooka anyways?
>>13678339You can pirate a copy of Rosetta Stone. I'm learning German now.There's some other places to look too, try Khan Acadamy.But next time try asking somewhere else
>>13678363I fucking love LK's Vinyl.
>>13678321Seeing her cry makes me want to cry. Pony shouldn't be sad ever.
Aw man, I totally didn't even notice Endii did my request last thread. I should have totally thanked him.
>>13678351Would you drink several cups of your waifu's mare juice?
>>13678381But sad ponies are so cute
>>13678385I want to taste the Rainbow.
>>13678384>so disgustingly nice
>>13678351Fuck you, I was willing at first, but it's EVERY DAY
>>13678377LK did a new set a couple of weeks ago.
>>13678377she's pretty cuteI bet he hates all this "DROP THE BASE" shit
are you guys spelling it base ironically
>>13678407I hate you.
Say what you will about me and my autistic status, but I loved this while it lastedhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWnTNSa-k-E
>>13678406Why, is it trebling you?
>>13678397This one is easily my favorite one.I think so too on that account.
>>13678385Right from the source
>>13678243http://i.imgur.com/xj3Ymi7.jpgAll I did was have this shit, man...
>>13678414Aint no brakes on that rape train.
>>13678414Wow fucking women have so sense of time, does she have any idea that people are sleeping?
>>13678422>LK will always be here with us.
>>13678414You should have used your gun.What kinda of Murikan are you
>>13678414>fully rapingAs opposed to partially raping?
>>13678414pfftchill dude, it's just rape.>captcha: patriarch ngtshestoh captcha!
>>13678414If she had a dick this wouldn't have happenedOpen your eyes, America
>>13678436I'm white, you know what would happen to me in court if I saved this girl from this nigger.
>>13678429>putting them togetheraaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAA
>>13678414If this did happen, how far away were you from the rape itself?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=QL8BYJOad4UWould you do this to a pony
>>13678449FUCKFUCK WHAT DID I DO?!
>>13678439>>13678414>>13678446>>13678445>>13678436>>13678431>>13678430>>13678425>mlpg>promoting rape culture at its finest
>>13678448You don't want to become a social pariah thanks to news outlets warping your image and battle your case for a year?
>>13678432Yeah, that was pretty bad. I should just stop making puns altogether
>>13678422her head is bigger than her entire body
>>13678410Why do you hate me anon? Does me being nice really bother you?
>>13678455The pony would get annoyed by you, anon.
>>13678106>tfw an image you drew when you just started drawing looks better than what you draw almost a year later
>>13678482I liked this artist, shame he no longer ponies.
>>13678482the dog doesn't seem to mind
>>13678455Well, I'm not OPPOSED to the idea, but I wouldn't be caught dead wearing bright red nails like that...might as well paint me like some rube from Appleloosa...
>>13678473But butthe shshshshshit's so softso cute
>>13678455Pony ears aren't that floppy.I think pony would get annoyed if I did that.
So who is going to dress as a horse for halloween?
>>13678493Ponies aren't dogs.
>>13678511Should have used your nuggetwhat kind of /k/ommando are you
>>13678511You shoulda taken the shot
>>13678507>dressing up at halloween>not just staying at home
>>13678521they are a little bit
>>13678488Why? That's kind of strange.
>>13678526>not trick-or-treating>not drunkenly trading candy with your friendsgrowing up is for dorks
>>13678462You made a cocktail of spirits that want to ruin your life.
>>13678526>not going to massive Halloween parties with friendsHaha what
>>13678511Unless it was happening for a while, I doubt you could've gotten there in time.
>>13678511>my apartmentHow the fuck can you afford to live in the city? You must be old if you're living on your own
>>13678537a bullet could've gotten there in time
>>13678537>not having a grapling gun to zipline down on
>>13678530B-but muh >>>ponychan
>>13678537Ya, especially considering that our stairs are on the opposite side of the building as my apartment, and the elevator is the only way out the front.
>>13678527Some moron told her that is the custom of today's pony. Try again.
>>13678547Well no, he can hate me if he wants. I'm just really curious why someone would hate me for "Being too nice"
>>13678511Who rapes someone on the street where everyone can see?
>>13678511How did you even see that?Line of sight looks questionable on google mapsIt was good that you called the cops thoughApparently people just ignoring things like that and assuming someone else will do it is pretty common, and then no one does
>>13678511She was being raped in the middle of the street?
>>13678534>friendsBut you guys are my friends.
>>13678560>seeing black people at nightlel
>>13678559B-but muh den of scum and villany
Would you rub dash's hooves?
>>13678553You did what you could, anon.
>>13678526>not dressing up on Halloween and throwing yourself a one-person party that mostly consists of you cry-fapping to Elvira while the Monster Mash plays in the background
>>13678560>>13678566It's an alley with an inlet. Gmaps doesn't show hills or declines very well.Also it's fucking 2 am and NO ONE is outside.
>>13678573I'd rather rub her wingpitswith my nose
>>13678534>going to parties>having friends>real-life social interaction at all whatsoever
>>13678577IT'S MY PARTY AND I'LL CRY IF I WANT TO
>>13678571NO THANKS NECESSARY, FAIR MAIDEN
>>13678571I like to imagine Beast telling this to Maggie and Hamilton while they sit here, trying to enjoy the nice day
I've been lurking 4chan for almost two years, and I think I have only posted 20 times. Is that normal?
>>13678578Anon,dude. Chill.also>not wanting to be raped
>>13678573>bottom right panelunnnnf
>>13678577I know what I'M doing for Halloween>they did the mash>they did the monster mash>the monster mash
>>13678591"Hey there Beast, me and Hamilton were thinking of goin-""Greater than being raped by a black man.""W-what?""Greater than his stereotypically larger than average cock is tearing you apart"
>>13678595ProbablyI almost never posted for a longass time when I started coming hereBut eventually I just started spewing whatever comes to mind, as long as its at least tangentially related to the topic at handhttps://static1.e621.net/data/9a/e6/9ae6ad1257df37ab532038d8bbcd25d5.png>tfw science can't give you a horsecock transplant yet
>>13678249>Dear sir, regarding your recent complaint in this porn business and the scene it portrays, see I don't normally approve of whore games but you royally fucked up is what they all say, and by Celestia they might be right, the only way you could get here was to click it, right? Show this better than thou impersonation, let it end now with it's ridiculous connotation! What you need to do is clop an not pretend to be a hatecolt. Put away your foalish notions or I'll tell you where to STICK- IT.
>>13678449Seriously....This isn't funny.
>>13678595You need to up the antyGET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME!
>tfw kitty cat
>>13678603>you will never mash monsters with pony
>>13678595I've posted 20 times in the last 20 minutes. Yep.
>>13678611I can only hope I'll live to see the day
>>13678573Yes but she won't let me.
>>13678616>straight edgeGoddamnit, just because I don't do drugs or drink coffee/alcohol/soda doesn't mean I'm straight edge. Why do people use titles for everything.
>>13678632Not a big fan
>>13678632AND I HATE YOU FOR THAT TOO
>>13678582I really don't understand how some of you guys just straight up don't have friends.
>>13678632Man I love vore a lot but that ain't doing anything to me.Also never fuck with cats
>>13678632saine have you been drinking
>>13678640But a cat is fine too.
>>13678633Because the whole thing is a loaded question
>>13678640>not wanting the "barbed for your pleasure" D
>>13678651Cat dicks are horrifying.
>>13678633>Just because I'm straight edge doesn't mean I'm straight edgeYou're straight edge
>>13678639You have to go places to make friends
>>13678641Not tonight no. I had some last night if it wasn't absolutely obvious from my drunken posting.
TIME TO FAPSOMEONE IMGUR A FEW GOOD PICSno gay shit
>>13678661oh I knowthat's why I was asking
>>13678633Hello fellow Latter Day Saint. Shouldn't you be sleeping to get ready for church?
>>13678654The one I voted is winning
>>13678665I have felt cat dickIt was pleasant
>>13678617You kicked the hornets nest.
>tfw no coffee with doge
>>13678672You... you haven't been fucked by a cat.You haven't.You can't.
Look deep inside yourself before answering. If these were ponies, would you?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9N4JJzEjvg
>>13678677HOW COULD YOUCAFFEINE IS A DRUG, SAFFRON
>>13678662hold up, 47 images is gonna take a bit to upload to imgur
>>13678671>fucking fucker was winning until 3 votes appeared from nothing>it's still a tie
>every time I make a concious decision to fap, I immediately need to take a poop and it kills the mood for 20 minutesWHYSOMETIMES I JUST POOP BEFOREHAND AT THIS POINTEXPLAIN, MLPG
>>13678680You don't understand how much I like felines
>>13678692I know anon
>>13678690Shit, I wish I had that body.
>>13678679I don't have one. Just butt-centric pics I guess. Nothing too weird.
>>13678693>Start fapping>Keep going for so long that I need to pee>Lose boner so I can pee
>>13678662Happy pregnant shy?
>>13678414why are you still posting this here?fucking go help that woman you fucking retard
>>13678696>spamming votesWhat a nerd.
>>13678699I know rightI'll probably get there in a few years
>>13678688>>13678662nevermind, the upload failed and I don't want to go through that shit againjust have these http://imgur.com/a/kODnz
>>13678677It's not coffee, it's espresso. Note the tiny cup and the fact she's already got the jitters.
>>13678710The fire department across the street ran over a few minutes after the black guy ran away
>>13678710>not raping her tooYou can blame the black guy.When will you ever get an opportunity like that?>>13678715Let's get swole together
>>13678697You have ABSTAINEDPinkie Pie has received 0 votes!A Planetary Governor has not been elected!
>>13678720It's her partners juices.
>>13678616>Yes, Occasionally - 10Eugh, disgusting.Maybe it's just people who drink beer and don't actually smoke.
how much would you pay for a bag of rarity farts?
>>13678720>espresso isn't coffeekool aid powder is still kool aid
>>13678726>You'll never have a gym buddy to fuck while you're on your runners high
>>13678733negative 10 million dollars
>>13678732>beerI hate beer. Wine all the way.And pomgrenate liquor.
Those blasted ponies got in the jam again!
>>13678740maybe you shouldn't ask for porn from MLPG without specifyingmaybe you just shouldn't ask for porn from MLPGthough I can go into my non-pone folders
>>13678743You and me are now official niggersNow tell me your favorite pony so we can disagree about that and ruin our niggaship
>>13678740Hey, don't blame me, it's porn of OC's you, MLPG, asked for!
>>13678732I don't actually smoke. I just drink maybe once every one to two weeks.
>>13678746>that first oneHoly balls, unf.thanks saine
>>13678746THANK YOU BASED SAINETHIS IS JUST WHAT I WANTED
>>13678706Look at how happy and hopeful she is. She is ready to be a mom and is so happy that _______ spent that long warm spring night with her.
>>13678743I don't think anyone actually likes beer.I think they're just too dumb to realize it tastes like piss.
>>13678767>I don't think anyone actually likes beer.
>>13678765>>13678706>shy got raped by somepony>friends advise to abort>she declines hard and loves the baby unconditionally anyway
>>13678754come on, pick your poisonhttp://i.imgur.com/2nuJ1WH.png
>>13678750Bookhorse and majestic white horse are the best.But ponkhorse is very,very good too.
>>13678777as someone who has tasted piss, beer tastes like pissevery time one of my friends has tried to give me beer that "totally doesn't taste like shit", it's tasted like piss too.
>>13678757>>13678764http://i.imgur.com/RcBveMN.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/YieJxJP.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/CurBfTb.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/wEaH2db.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/TE5kxpx.jpgThat's probably pretty good.
>>13678789Majestic white horse a shit
>>13678783>hermhaha, that's funnyBut seriously, pone. I like butt pics and nothing too horsey. RD, AJ, and Twily are my major porn pones.
>>13678746BOORINGWHERE ARE THE HUGE DICKS
>>13678765The father in this situation is clearly Rainbow Dash, but will she step up and take responsibility?
>>13678793Rediv draws such nice huggable butts.
>>13678789>No Rarity>BookhorseWell I guess you're okay since Bookhorse is my second favorite mainhorse so no niggaship ruined. But it's strained man.
>>13678792Do we have to play Facts and Opinions again, Anon?
>>13678616>everyday maser race
>>13678794WELL YOU KNOW WHAT YOU FUCKER ? I respect your opinion, dear anon.
>>13678798In the mirror.
>>13678798I was asked for subtle butts, not huge dicks.What's funny is I'm pulling these mostly out of my art references not my normal pony folders.
>>13678807you can like the taste of piss all you want, that's your opinionbut it's a fact that beer tastes like piss
>>13678783HERM HERM HERM
>>13678793Man, I m not into any of these
>>13678809Can you and those other 4 people please stop contaminating MLPG?I don't want my friends discussing drugs or alcohol.
>>13678792I tasted piss too. Beer is usually cooler and slightly sweeter.Even if you put icecubes in a glass of piss, piss tastes like piss.
>>13678816Your opinions are wrong.
>>13678778>Being a nigger
>>13678793these are great. But I have them already
>tfw no loud, satisfying, squirting pony orgasms
>>13678819I'm sorry anon, you want me to find something more specific?
>>13678826>your opinions are wrongtime to play facts and opinions, anon?>>13678824Alright, beer is a bit sweeter. Like diabetic piss.
>>13678806>rarityAnon... Our niggaship IS ruined. I'm sorry.
>>13678816If your piss really tastes just like beer I want your numberI'm into watersports
>>13678817my herm folder is actually pretty neglected and sad, because I haven't updated it since I liked herms years agobesides to add DJ Acid pictures, who isn't even a herm
>>13678841WELL FINE THEN. I NEVER LOVED YOU ANYWAY.
>>13678835>tfw this nympho screaming-orgasm college girl I was fucking every now and then moved back home and graduated
>>13678840>>13678824>piss drinking talkWhy do I have a boner
>>13678853because you really like beer?
>>13678846Her orgasm is so strong it breaks the space-time continuum.
>>13678852>tfw gf doesn't let me have sexI miss sex so much. I forget what it feels like.
I wish the straight edge anons would shut up about how they're "pure." The only pure thing here is Applejack.
>>13678865But she's a sodomite
http://i.imgur.com/vJsTO4H.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/i9QBtJV.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/m1eetWw.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/lDja1nn.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/5BdK5UU.pngIf this is annoying I'll stop
Pony should shower
>>13678852>screaming orgasmThat's so hot. It's so good to know she's enjoying it.>>13678863WE TOLD YOU TO TELL HER YOU LOVE HORSES ANON
>>13678865>Honest>Lies to her friend making her go insaneELEMENT OF HONESTY RIGHT
>>13678871do a thing of stallions next
>>13678865>Inuyasha on Adult Swim(shut up, I leave it on for background noise)>"I smell something.. medicinal herbs!"
>>13678865NOBODY said they were "pure" here.That being said, I party the most out of anyone I know, and am the most confident and outgoing, where as they can't even talk to a stranger unless they have 5 beers in them and their 3 morning espressos.What a horrible way to live, but it's their business, not mine, and I have never told them how I feel about their shitty habits.
>>13678865She's only pure because she only does anal.
>>13678872Anon should sex pony while she showers.
>>13678885No, pony is not for sexual.
>>13678871No, it's cool.just more anthro would be nice
>Room-mate knocks on door and opens it>Oh shit>Switch tab away from pone>I've got like 50 tabs of gay porn up>Swap into it>They see and immediately walk outI don't even know why I'm worriedThey know I'm gay and into pone
>>13678887Sing us a sooong you're the piano ponk
>you will never snuggle up with pony and a large glass of warm milk and watch How It's Made
>>13678871HOLY FUCK THAT TWILY XMAS OUTFIT UNNGNGNGNGNGNFTHE REST ARE GREAT TOO, BUT NOT THE CROTCH TITSupload more, and learn to use the album feature on imgur you idiot
>>13678863... dump her?I mean, relationships aren't all about sex, but if she outright refuses to havy ANY with you this won't work out in the end anyway
>>13678879http://i.imgur.com/7kY0GmB.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/8dgv2Hv.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/t588GnL.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/Yvgt2iX.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/np0lxLL.jpgI actually don't have as many stallions
>>13678892You got meYou finally got to me
>>13678874>>13678875>>13678884MOST PURE-BLOODED CONFEDERATE WAIFUNO HORNIGS OR WINGOOKS IN HER
>>13678865>The only pure thing here is Applejack.
>>13678890Me and my friends used to browse through my furry porn and provide intelligent commentaryit was fun
>>13678874Pinkie: Applejack, do you like apples?Applejack: Well, uh...yeah, I like apples. I mean, I run an appl-Pinkie: How do you like THESE apples?!Applejack: *sigh* Those are your breasts, Pinkie. Ah'm just not interested in dating anyone right now, let alone one of mah best friends. I'm sorry.
>>13678892>warm milkNo thank you
>>13678892Not Good Eats?Damn.
>>13678907What if I said the milk was actually part whole milk, part heavy cream with grated nutmeg and some honey added along with a shot of spiced rum
>>13678865Ellen cut AJ is superior.
>>13678908>Her family was touched by the Zebrush.>They never speak of it.
>you will never listen to this song while fucking Rainbow Dash and Apple Jack's tight mare pussies off and on while getting a glass of lemonade and making them wait, bent over your couchhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=Jl52lkenZlI
>>13678918That's not as good as something to fall asleep to.Good Eats should be enjoyed awake and ready to learn the science of the kitchen.
>>13678890one of my recurring dreams is being caught browsing something inappropriate and switching tabs to something even worseit goes on for a while too
>>13678925you forgot to mention the cocaine
>>13678908That's because she's so ugly not even a truck would hit her
>>13678908I would shower her with apples.
>>13678926You mean the Joy of Painting?
>>13678915Three days later she ends up in a one-night stand with Rarity and Applejack has to sneak home in a walk of shame without Pinkie discovering her.
>>13678942I guess if the pony was FluttershyBut Twilight likes to watch factory footage
>>13678924>the first foal comes out with a stripe>everything goes to hell
>>13678872Pony should shower me
>somepony calls RD cute>I'm cute>Am I cute?>Cute?>>I. AM. Cute?>i'm cute!
What if AJ sold grapes?
>>13678954No one here likes you rainbow dash fuck off
>watching TV showsI know you guys are dumb, but jesus christ. I own a TV, but it's for DVDs>tfw cancelling my internet and getting rid of my debit card and banking accounts>tfw sold everything I own aside from clothes, laptop, TV, couch, and guitarFeels so fucking good to be minimalist. I can spend my paycheck on more useful experiences now.
>>13678958>no joke>horrible anthrosI will never like this guy
>>13678951>not snuggling to sleep with cuddliest ponIt's like you should feel happy with your bookhorse waifu
>>13678914>Me and my friends used to browse through my furry porn and provide intelligent commentary
>>13678959i would sniff Dash's panties
>>13678895You want me to just dump like everything I have in an album? That isn't as fun.>>13678889>>13678905http://i.imgur.com/27Y4FuB.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/9743MnP.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/0oQQcBX.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/IPqHjL0.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/yiFyyEa.pngMy anthro stuff isn't really organized in a way that makes it easily searchable. It's all just kind of mixed in.
>>13678970Even if she were asleep in the same room?
>>13678965To be honest I'd waifu Rarity a little more but I don't want to step on Spike
>>13678971That's like my favourite pony porn picAnd I don't even like anthroIt's just so unf
>>13678971I like it!more pls. I can pretty much only get off to anthro and humans.
>>13678865>Anons>sIt's just me.A lone warrior with his shield of morality and longsword of dignity under the cloak of anonymity and the armor of truth.On the edge I delve into the dark abyssal caverns of deliquents and degenerates, hoping to sway them from their path or to save others from becoming just like themI know that sounds "euphoric" and all but that's actually it.I'm pretty pure myself, although I wouldn't make a good waifu.
>>13678975Spike needs a good hard kick in the heart
>>13678890Did he leave because he was getting a boner?That'd make a good porno
>>13678960>implying RD and AJ dont clean each other.
>>13678974Risk is the spice of life...
>>13678975I think he could stand to share until he's older.
>>13678969I'd just skip over the really embarrassing stuff, and they paid it no mind.Fun times.
>>13678952>They try to cover it up.>They never can just 'kill it off.">Life is a life , the branches of the tree may just cover it up.>It works for thee most part, till modern day DNA tests pop up.
>>13678986NoShe's a girlAnd gay as well
>>13678997But I wouldn't want to build deep bonds with Rarity only to have to give them up once Spike is ready to take his mareI'd rather snuggle up and talk nerdy to Twilight under a blanket on the couch
>>13678969I want to start a podcast where me and my friends view and make stupid commentary on horrible DeviantArt fetish stuff, but there'd be copyright violations up the yingyang, and I also don't have friends who'd be willing to do that with me.
>>13679003She want's your hot monkey dick.
>>13678901you really like Dovne
>>13679008As long as you avoid stuff that tells you not to redistribute or share without the artist's permission, you should be good. You'll have to find the friends on your own, though.
>>13678981Humanized works too? I guess I can oblige. http://i.imgur.com/Da7OzYZ.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/N1ABfGX.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/GyCrQyj.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/W8HRnPW.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/7uZGJYp.pngIt's a little suprising how little anthro I actually have.
>>13678970This is slowly becoming one of my newest fetishesA year ago I'd have thought it was too weird for me but now it's just daaaaaaammmmn
>>13679025You don't know how overjoyed I am to hear that.
>>13679008I'd do itpay no heed to >>13679018all the good stuff is DNP
When's the last time you HIGH HIGH HIGHed
>>13679017I like the way he draws dicks, like I said I was pulling most of these out of my ref folders.
>>13679006And if she showed up all dolled up because Rarity helped design her an outfit to win your heart?Maybe with some sappy romance "tips"?
>>13679025Phermones, man. It sounds weird, but you can get addicted to how a girl smells.
>>13678850Nose within a milimetre of her warm, radiant buttocks.
>>13679023You've got pretty nice taste in porn, Saine.show some of the less tame stuff
>>13679003>You'll never be a gay man with gay friends living with gay people that go to gay bars and host gay dinner parties
>>13679035I'd probably feel a little bad for her if she's super awkward and try to go along with it otherwise
Rainbow Dash Sweaty Smelly Article of Clothing
>>13679031its okay anon, i like dovne tooI wish he did more
stop being fun, MLPGI want to go to bed
>>13679045>you will never be a man with friends living with people that go to bars and host dinner parties;_;
>>13679055>you will never be a man
WHAT SMELLS LIKE PENIS DICK?
Does MLPG have a girlfriend?
>>13679062>you will never be as swift as a coursing river
>>13679067NoI have a wifeHer name is Rarity
>>13679066bags of sand
>>13679042The thing is I've never even done it, just the idea of it gets me going all of a suddenIt probably helps that I have a weird thing for the inside of panties in general
>>13679072Such a good wife
>>13678559Don't worry, there's plenty of other Anons who like you for being nice. But nobody can ever be too nice.
>>13679048She'd stutter and sweat a lot, trying to throw out some canned lines from romance novels.But in the end I think she'd just be glad to be out of that tight corset and draped over your warm chest, listening to another episode of How Do They Do It.
Pure, virginal, maiden.
>>13679067Nah we broke upStill friends though, she's pretty chill.
Tell me a story
>>13679097once upon a time there was a very ugly ponyshe was so ugly she got censored and diedthe end
>>13679084>she looks up at you nervously and tries to bat her eyes>"S-so Anon... Wanna sh-show me how they DO IT?"
>>13679044http://i.imgur.com/HuJwjL6.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/CCjhtwi.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/DZZlAoJ.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/dE5U95K.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/rDt2B0J.pngTo be honest anon, most of my actual porn isn't pony. I generally don't masturbate to them.
>>13679097There was once zodiac poniesAnd one of them was ScorpioAnd she was the best Zodiac ponyThe end
>>13679084Give her a bookand have your way with her while she's distracted, she'll never know.
>>13679101Centhorthip didn't work
>>13679104>most of my actual porn isn't pony>I generally don't masturbate to themthat makes two of us, then
>>13679105is that jessy?IS THAT NEW ART?
>>13679105What did best zodiac pone do?
>>13679119It's Jessy and it's old
>>13679091wow, this is really greatI didn't think /v/ had it in them
>>13679067I've got a casual sexual relationship with another guyHe's pretty hotI'm better hung than him though
>>13679097This is the story of a pone, who cried a river and drowned the whole world
>>13679123DOES MY DICK ORBIT YOUR WIFE?
>>13679110How is that 'C' not lisp'd
I'm in love with a blue pony.
>>13679111G'night. And hopefully you'll find your Twilight soon.
>>13679136but anonthere are no good ponies who are blueare you sure you don't mean pink?
>>13679136blue pony loves you too
>>13679122She did what she knew the bestBeing awesome and cute
>>13679135I'm thorry i don't know my lithp.
>>13679135thats a Gneither C nor G are affected by a lisp
>>13679152Thuck my dick.
>>13679150How long did she practice at being awesome and cute?
>>13679125mmmmm I've been replaying Bowser's Inside StoryI heard Dream Team wasn't very good but I was contemplating picking it up anyway just because it's a M&L game
>>13679168She didn't practice.She was born like that
>>13679168I love how she worry about anon there. I bet she would try to fix things up by saying "sorry" repeatedly and kissing that boo boo.
>>13679174I refuse to believe it
>>13679176I detherve that.
Okay, I think I'm gonna head to bed here in a few minutes.
>>13679192I love you Saine and I still want that cuddle
>>13679194Who are you so I remember who I owe a cuddle to?I would totally cuddle you though
>>13679190>you will never walk in on pony masturbating furiously
>>13679190>You interrupt pone while she's slicking >Ask her to help you in the kitchen>She keeps making smacking noises with her lips for some reason>And she spilled some water that you nearly slipped on
DLC IT'S GONNA BE REALLY EXPEEENSIIIVE
ded showded generalded pone
>>13679204I'm AnonActually I'm that anon that wants to lose his virginity to another anon, but since you're not anon cuddles are good
>>13679223Prepare your angus
>>13679223MAKE WAAAAY FOR DLCCCCCPLEAE BUY OUR DDDLLLCCCC
>>13679223>/v/ actually produced something funny instead of just shitpostingI still find that hard to believe
>>13679232Where do you liveI'll fuck you
>>13679232Okay then, maybe someday we'll get to cuddle.Goodnight Princess!
>>13679244>>13679239>>13679236>>13679223>>13679249Has anyone got the vocaroo of the "beata anita"/hellfire one?I really liked it.
sudo apt-get pony
>>13679244Sometimes miracles happen.
>>13679270pony loves you for that.
>>13679269Why do I have the sudden urge to murder something after reading that line of discussion?
>>13679264>E: Invalid operation pony
>>13679282>Pick one>Not all
>>13679269SAINE TOLD ME TO TALL YOU GOODNIGHT FOR HIM NEXT TIME I SEE YOU POSTTHAT WAS LAST NIGHT BUT THIS IS THE FIRST TIME IS AW YOU
>>13679282/co/ is love
>>13679289I have no idea, but I wasn't part of that prior conversation, so far I've only posted to say goodnight>>13679304Oh.. well thanks
>>13679304Shouldn't you be asleep?
>>13679317Maybe it's the presence of the extremely stupid equine in the discussion.
>>13679317YOU'RE WELCOMEI'll tell him you said goodyesterday night back>>13679319I do what I want
>>13679319>celestia will never read you a good night story and then give you a kiss on the cheek before she leaves;_;
>>13679304I hate you both.Why do the hateanons concentrate on tex and not you two?
>>13678903>ponies put on clothes to showerhuh
>>13679335Because they aren't whiney cunts?Actually, Roogna isFuck Roogna
>>13679345's waht I said.
>>13679335Because there are plenty of good reasons to hate me and I know it. I guess they figure that it wont ruin my day, or get under MLPG's skin.If somene calls me a useless shitty tripfag, I dont care at all, and more importantly, MLPG will just ignore it or agree, and not waste 12 threads arguing about it long after the hate anon is gone. "Shitposting" is basically the same word as the last meaningful use of the word "trolling". if it wont make someone else mad or argue with you., it isn't worth shitposting about
>>13679367but why do you do it,then?
Have you sent a letter to the princess today?If so, which?
>>13679375no I was busy snuggling with pony
>>13679371For a while it was to make fun of the poeple who were saying "using a tripcode is bad because it makes the name field look too long"Now, just cause I can
>>13679375Yes, I sent a letter to Princess Luna just like every other week.
>>13679382I hate you.
>>13679375I sent a 3.
>>13679375Sure did, got ponk to write ite.
>>13679387But that isn't a letter.
>>13679386I love you
>>13679400its not my filenameI'll go fix it ;-;
>>13679387Me too. I, L and U
>>13679397Potato is my favorite color of the alphabet.
gobsmacked gilda growing ginormously, gaspingly gobsmacked at her gains
>>13679424I have a feeling it means I Love You
>>13679431Nah, nah, that's too obvious. I've had a few riddler thread in my times and I know where we're going...
>>13679425I want to rub her belly
>>13679439I want to cook and eat her.
>>13679443I'd eat Gilda tooif you know what I mean
Pony says that your fantasy of somehow being better than everybody else without any effort is hindering your ability to see reality.
>>13679425Gilda got a goody from a gypsy who guaranteed gargantuan gains.Gigantic Gilda grows gradually, going from gangly to great giving gratification
>>13679471But I don't have that fantasy, pony.
SERPENT OR DRAGON?
>>13679443>>13679445Would a catbird be half white meat, half red meat?
>>13679472she spent two hours cooking theseif you don't eat them you'll get a punch in the dick
>>13679486ALRIGHT BUT I'LL CUDDLE HER AND FEED THEM TO HER TOOTHAT'S FINAL
>>13679481Dragons > overgrown snakes
>>13679481Dragons are shitSerpents are FabulousSerpents
>>13679375Christ, what an asshole.
>>13679494Can you imagine the amount of times seth has masturbated to thatit must be somewhere in the range of the millions
>>13679494>aj still has her hat
>>13679494>pronking Ponk dragonI hope everyone nearby has earthquake insurance
>>1367952360/70 kg master race
Anon sucks you off, then before you cum anon cums on your cock then sucks it off and keeps going until you cum in anon's mouth
>>13679530>Implying there are any Americans here
>>13679523not >how much do you lift
I CAN SEE YOU, MEWBALLI KNOW YOU'RE HERE YOU TWINK
>>13679532booo, get off the stage
>>13679523>I wonder, it has been a while since I weighed>68kg>At 1.80 cmI should eat a sandwich
>>1367952340kg pony master race
>>13679545>1.8 cm>BMI of 209876.5
>>13679544this is harder when im drunk
>>1367952360kg master breed
>>13679545you think that's bad? 65 for 1.80 cm.And I'm trying to get swole.
>>1367955863 for 1.80Trying to buff up too.
>>13679545>>13679551You would be Ross' dream girl, but you can't get stuck in a doorway
>>13679545>1.8 cmGeez Mewball didn't you were so short. How's life in Blefuscu?
I'm not going to believe there are men who weigh 150 kg/130/100 kg.Y'all just pulling my leg ain't cha
>>13679570No, no menWomen, on the other hand...
>>13679523>tfw I look like a total fatass because it doesn't take my height into account
>>13679573I'm got thunder hips. My butt sticks out like... like something that really sticks out.It's huge.
>>13679544>anon is a pony>there's a whole mess of horsecum in your lap
>>1367958920% meh race
>>13679587>tfw short legs, wide hips and thick thighs>tfw I love cyclingI don't squat, but the damage is already done
>>136795402plate squat 2.5plate DL1plate bench, OHP, Rowroughly
>>13679589definitely 20, working my way to the top.
>>1367958935% is more attractive then 30%
>>136795893/7 look disgusting.
>>13679570I'm close to 100kg.I'm also 6'6" though
>>1367958915-20% almost master race>tfw no gyno
>>13679609I was just thinking the same
>>13679609>fat men>attractive their lientsf
>>13679611That's still overweightAnd that's disgusting
>>13679589>tfw was under 10%>tfw got into pone and other stuff>tfw stopped working out>tfw now around 25%>tfw pants wont fitbleh
>>1367958910-15% is by far best.I'm probably around 15% myself but i don't have the muscle so i still look terrible.
>>13679606oh god, he took that from his shoe, didn't he?
>>13679625I'm at 15% bf though.
>>13679616>>13679609>liking fat meneurgh.
You've come such a long long way
>>13679628it's time like these that make me think that eating my scabs is disgusting. But I can't stop.
There are 7 people in this thread that need to go for a run
>>13679631Its more that its distributed evenlyDude at 35% is way better built than the dude at 30%It's like a fat high school kid vs a biker that liftsalso I'm neither of those anons
>>13679640>advising fat people to runidiot
>>13679638>it's time like these that make me think that eating my scabs is disgusting>But I can't stop.
>>13679646Thislet them die of fat related diseases
>>13679634>Celestia always watched me>alwaysIf I were Twilight, I would have died the second she said that
>>13679630gilda pls sit on my face
>>13679635That's just like 1.5 years lifting, not really too unbelievable
>>13679631I'd still prefer 25% upwards over 35%, but for me the 30% is worse than the 35%
>>13679647They're there anon. It's free food ripe for the taking. No calories. Homemade. Delicious.
>>13679653Gross, you'd probably get your dweeb germs all over it
>>13679653No, she's gonna sit on MY face.
>Eating your scabs
>>13679660>It's free food ripe for the taking>No calories>Homemade>Delicious
>pones shrinks as it gets older
>>13679652>I know about your body pillow>And your toys>And your secret sleepovers>Good girl
>>13679669>>13679671suck it plebs, I'm eating my crunchy, crunchy scabs.
Give me motivation to go do some cardio so I can become 10-15% master race>tfw no access to weights today>Done about 200 pushups of varying difficulty
>>13679676>tfw no Celestia body pillowI'm not sure anymore how I should feel about this to be honest
>>13679677>crunchyTHAT'S EVEN WORSE
>>13679679I'll kiss you a lot
>>13679669>Not eating your scabs>And bits of skin that you bite off>And chewing on your nailsYou've got no idea what you're missing
>you will never be a true true friend
>>13679682what the hell anon how can you have soggy/soft scabs
>>13679679I hope you don't mean the 10-15% on the chart because you won't achieve that just through cardioFor just lowering your bodyfat without growing muscles, adjust your diet.
>>13679674That what aging do to you. Celestia got the luxury of that never happening to her.
>>13679687don't you start, anon
>>13679683I'LL BE BACK IN AN HOUR
>>13679684I bite my nails, but i don't eat them. Why would you eat your nails.
Dost thou prate, rogue?
>>13679679I'll zuck your dick while he kisses you a lot
>>13679693>Celestia will just keep getting bigger forever>as will Twilight, Luna and Cadence
>>13679679If you plan to live to an old age do you want to be bound to a wheelchair or a push trolley or be actually able to move around on your own?Those who actively worked out their entire lives spend their last 15-20 years still able to get around independetly.Those that didn't become more and more bound to a wheelchair and always feel like shit.
>>13679694Explain! You hurt yourself,start bleeding, scabs come out, you peel them off and then you eat them. They're hard and crunchy.
>>13679674>that pony was the first to come to celestias aid in repelling the forces of evil>literally saved her>didnt get to become an alicornwat
>>13679705What the actual fuck is going on?
>>13679696I like to chew on things. Hey, at least I'm not eating my boogers.
>>13679705why in the world would I hurt myself?
>>13679715I mean, like... when you're running and you fall down. Not actual self-harm.You know.
>>13679722I never get hurtbecause I never go outside anymore
>>13679711The only good thing about that show
>>13679728but it's completely normal!
>mlpg went from gilda to weight comparisons to eating scabs
>>13679698>>13679695>>13679683>MLPG will never gather its sexiest citizens and make groupsex porn
>>13679713But boogers are delicious
>>13679733well, at least we're talking.
>>13679733I'd rather be /fit/ again than having the softcore-vorefags here
>>13679733I'd rather just stick with Gilda weight gain and call it a night
>>13679713>>13679737Actually its been determined to be healthy to eat boogers to build up your immune system. Even though its looked down on those who did it in their childhood tend to have much better immune systems.
>>13679733BUT ARE WE DED?NOSO I SUCCEEDED
>eating things that fall off your body
>>13679746well, I did eat boogers a lot until I was 15 or so
>>13679745I could get behind that>You'd never ever DARE suggest she's putting on weight>But she is
>>13679756>you'll never feed gilda your scabs
>>13679745>weight gain>not size growth
>>13679746>>13679755Same reason why people in 3rd world countries tend to not get auto immune diseases while 1st world countries are prevelant with them. Since in 1st world everything tends to be clean and sterile and children are kept out of the dirt their immune systems stay weak.
>>13679763what if human gilda getting bigger
>>13679763Size growth a shitYou don't get more hips and thighs with size growthAt least not proportionally
>>13679764EAT BOOGERSSTAY STRONK
>>13678033one of my least favorite episodes
>>13679773you don't have to deal with all the bullshit of a person being fat though
>>13679764>tend to not get auto immune diseases>always ate my boogers>still got Chron'sBooo
>>13679781But I like thatSize growth a shit
>>13679795fuck off roogna
>>13679792>only fatties like fatties
Would you drink another anon's golden syrup?
>>13679841Ugly human/10 would not bang
>"vidya then draw" >tfw LK will never draw
>>13679841I want that picture
>>13679841why the fuck is she licking her lips
>>13679831I'd rather drink Ponka's syrup.
>>13679856she's clearly biting her lip
>>13679860>I don't even know this kid!
>there are already cookie clicker/my little pony crossoversKill them johnny. Kill them all
>>13679859anyway why is she trying to be sexy it's disgusting
>>13679863what about this one
>>13679872I think you've been reading too much hentai anonymous
>>13679872>Palette Swap looks mad>she looks mad>you're mad
>>13679860Any other pics of that cosplayer?
>>13679867That kid looks so goddamn happy.
>>13679866>alreadyit's about fucking time
>>13679882I disagree, I don't think he likes the human attention
>>13679879She doesn't look mad to me.
>>13679868Oh shit new episode where?
>>13679880Nvm, found her myself And that pic just shows her at a really good angle
>>13679894horse is incapable of being mad
>>13679853They were a good few rounds of vidya, sorry.
>>13679908>rainbow dash will never pick you up and carry you off
>>13679902celestia cosplayers are incapable of looking good
>>13679913It's really a shame
>>13679913Meanwhile, in the AJ cosplay areahttp://derpiboo.ru/389475
>>13679912>you'll never drop a fragile crystal pony
>>13679922Is she wearing a fedora?
There is a skeleton right inside you
>>1367992325, unicorn, ponyville
>>1367992324 / mare in a stallion's body / Ponyville
>>13679913>tfw no Celestia cosplay from Oliver
>>13679932Thank godElse i'd be all floppy
>>13679930Cowboy hats are just large-brimmed fedorasLots of hats are similar to fedoras
>>13679934>mare in a stallion's body
>>13679934Rarity plsyou're beautiful just the way you are
>>13679946Just because she doesn't like dick doesn't diminish the fact that her cosplay is great.
Two plus two is ten.
>>13679953but diminishes my interest in her.
>>13679958You're off by a factor of 2.
>you will never wake up hugging your ponimouto and your coltouto
what are you waiting for?
>>13679973>you'll never hug your favourite pony and your favorite griffon at the same time
>>13679981She not real and the event will never occur in my life.
Snails' cock is longer, but he can't penetrate as deep as Snips
>>13679981>skinny dipping in the dark
>>13679983>you will never wake up in a pile of cuddly stallions
>>13679987>you'll never fall in love with a woman that will love you back
>A pocket of gas escapes at first, filling your nostrils with the warm scent of chocolate, and a small bit of brownie with a couple white-chocolate chocolate chips squeezes out and lays between her cheeks, a thin line of chocolate syrup trailing behind it. A half-bite, half-kiss of yours removes it before you go back to poking at the expanding hole between her legs. Your tongue feels the tip of it first and you open your mouth wide, welcoming the larger brownie into your face; the hot, moist, and thick chocolate cake is easily swallowed, and you can feel the hard bits of white chocolate sliding against the roof of your mouth and the sides of your throat. The sounds of your enjoyment vibrate the softer parts of your face against her sensitive area, and each release of her breath as she pushes out your meal ends in a moan. The hoof in your hair moves to the back of your head, pressing harder with each of her body’s ejections.
>>13679985>Snails' cock is longer, but he can't penetrate as deep as SnipsHow does that even work?
>>13680006snips' penis has adamantine DR bypass
>>13680000w-what am I reading
WE ARE THE HUNTERS
>you will never wake up as a girl>you will never wake up with your waifu eating you out
pony fused all of your demons together in SMT4 again
>>13680024>your horsebando will never rail you
>>13680034lookdoes pony want to play her own file
>>13680049pony can't beat minotaur anyway
WATCH AS I WORK MY GYPSY MAGIC
>>13680057>minotaurwe don't speak of him
>>13680010do you really want to know?I could continue.
>>13680085>tfw gypsymagic is ded and hats usI miss him
>>13680085EYE OF THE DED AND CYNNAMON
>>13680093No, that's alrightI'll pass on this one
>>13680092but pony thought you were good at videogames
>>13680095Dude, I'm here literally every day
>>13680112lewd stories when
>>13679981Why do I have to take my pants off when she's allowed to keep her necklace thingy?
pony says you're soft
>>13680122I did this
>>13680151Please tell me you aren't one of the >250mlAnons
>>13680149but I'm hard
>>13680157I am notSomeone just asked for that and I felt like writing it
>>13680151more lewd stories when
Hot pony sex
>>13680175what about cold pony sex
>>13680183Ice cold pony sex?
Rarity doesn't like your clothes.
>>13680202beb in the hed
>>13680207b-b-b-b-b-b-eebbeb to the bonebeeeeeeb to the boooonebeb to the bone
pony wants to spoon
>>13680182she really is
>>13680199Rarity, those are the shit I wear trough the house when I'm alone.The clothes I wear when I need to interact with other humans are good.
>>13680222Why is little pony so delicious?
>>13680222pony should brush first
>>13680226Rarity isn't impressed with your wardrobe.
How many ponies are here?
>>13680249Don't blow my cover.
>>13680242...How much would it cost me for a new wardrobe made by you?
>>13680249I'm just married to one.
>>13680249I'm a part time pony
>>13680225She is not prettiest but she is top tier