Time for bouncy ponies and bouncy pony accessoriesgrounded horse: >>13668596
>>13673636What's wrong with the ground?
>>13673655As a person who wears socks and boots practically for a living i can confirm this
I'm going to ask one more time.Can you guys post some cute tumblrs that I can follow pony or no.
Scootaloo in a hat for Saine guy
If pony was a voice actor, what would their name?Steve APPLEblum!
>>13673669Have the original.
>>13673654Rainbow Dash is asking for advice about her fanficiton
>>13673654>filename internal consistencyisaac, you are the best.
>>13673684Go to be scrubbles.
>>13673681What kind of pegasus can't fly?
>>13673636that part was so cute
>>13673655Equestria Girls are Un-umfable. If they were released without MLP:FiM, no one would care about them at this point.And they are IMPOSSIBLE to make sexy.
>>13673681I love it when people make little holes in the hats for their ears to go through
>>13673654Oh, she never learned of the little mishap?I bet she'll be so happy to talk all about her times in the school with dash
>>13673681You think you could draw more punch deer and/or punch horse?
>>13673710>horn through pillowevery time
>>13673714tying something to a fetish with hardly any content is a surefire way to make something sexy to a small number of people
>>13673691It's the content. Anything with Cadence = brony tier shit.
>>13673681you should draw more pone. you're good at it.
>>13673654you could bounce a quarter off that rarabutt
>>13673503Oh, that artist goes to the draw thread sometimes
>>13673700PleaseIf you were capable of getting people into bed, you wouldnt be here on a saturday night!
>>13673733god, oh god when do they say ladybugs awake?
>>13673736What DON'T you hate, dude?
>>13673761Where are her legs
>>13673761>Fluttershy is a duck
>>13673736anon plsit's been more than a yearjust accept her in to your heart and move on to being mad about Twilight's wings like the rest of the whiners
>>13673733Ponies would be so much cuter if they wore bows on their tails.AJ should have a tail bow.
>>13673776Nope.Cadence was the death of the show. Everything after her is fan fiction.
>>13673776Cadance is worse then Twilight being an alicornAt least Twilight makes sense!
>>13673764>Sunshine, Sunshine! Sunshine, Sunshine! Sunshine, Sunshine! Sunshine, Sunshine! Sunshine, Sunshine! Sunshine, Sunshine!
>>13673773That's such a cute gif. How old is that animation?
>>13673797>At least Twilight makes sense!
>>13673811Is that for sale?I'll buy her
punch horse vs sumo horsepunch horse loses because she went for a body blow
>>13673654> "At my OLD SCHOOL we NEVER talked to talking ponies."> "Yeah, well at your old school did you do anything that wasn't LAME?"> Phoebe bursts into tears, but despite a few back-pats from Arnold and a helpful kerchief handed over by Dorothy, the rest of the class just share half-grimaces. The truth hurts, especially from a psychedelic flying horse.
>>13673710>Having coffee and donuts with Trixie at a diner in the middle of the night after she finishes a set, watching ponies through the windowsI want this.
>>13673811>she can still fly around with her wings>she plops down on your head every now and then>"BOO!"
>>13673787>Everything after her is fan fiction
>>13673818It sort of does.
>>13673822>The fat simply rippled and came back and knocked her against the ropes.>Which then launched her into sumo horse.>Her manager facehoofed.
>>13673826This reminds meI remember tossing around the idea of a fic with the humanaized cmc causing hell on the magic school busI should try and make that again
I feel kinda sick. Can we post cute ponies?
>>13673818> heh lel sameface in both expressionsTex, I love you and allBut that shit is getting way past boring
>>13673818It does.Given it was rushed and I'm not at all happy with it, but there WAS build up to it and Twilight at least fits into the theme of Celestia and Luna. Twilight between day and night.Cadance is just a big random toy shoehorned in to cash in on the royal wedding. She adds nothing to the show and detracts from it by trying to replace Celestia as Twilight's mentor
>>13673822>sumo horsethis sounds like a job for ross
>>13673858Man, you are going to be so mad when you see how many episodes are in the Crystal Empire.
>>13673853this pony is cute, and there is more of this cute pony, per ponytherefore, in a single image I have posted more cute pony than you have
>>13673850All I can think of is mixing that with that one bit from ATHF"Welcome, to this horses anus."
>>13673869> LET'S SPAM ABOUT PREQUEL HARDER
>>13673869I guess Quillweave can't help but stick her tongue in any crevice she can.
>>13673871That pony is cute but it is also sad ruining the cute of the picture
>>13673889>one link>spamcalm your autism, anon
>>13673867why do I want to be under her?
>pony .gif threadbueno
>>13673869>being this late
>>13673894Someone's "just happened" to be posting in allcaps about Prequel for the last thread and a half."Just happened."Uh-huh.
>>13673906>last thread in a half>posting in all caps>saying "PREQUEL UPDATED" onceagain, calm your fucking autism.
>>13673893her canon bridle was cute too
>>13673787she totally makes the babs face
>>13673876I know, its awful.Hardly anything is done with crystal ponies despite them boing the 4th pony race. The Crystal Empire and Cadance are just a cheap replacement for Canterlot and Celestia and they dont even do it half as well. There's not one memorable character from the crystal empire. Wheaties was the closest, but we've long since forgotten about here
>>13673908Is dash scared of doors?
>>13673867i knowi mean he should
>>13673871That pony could be cuter. Thank you, though.>>13673884This is mathematically correct, and mathematics never lie.
>>13673906I'd be more upset about the constant bitching about contributors 'attention whoring'
what if zebra crossbreeds
>>13673916Babs looks up to sumopone for being a strong, full figured mare
>>13673913> calm your 'BUZZWORD'No, Prequelfaggot.
>>13673905time to fap to an Argonian giving oral to a rock, I guess
>mewball starts school tomorrow>less artthats bad>less meme spamthats good
>>13673929Would you ride her? Or let her ride you?
>>13673720I guess.>>13673742nah man nah i am the average bearnot good not bad just chillin in the middle>>13673822lmao i literally made up that design for sumo pone in like 2 seconds dont tell me you like it
>>13673558I think the key difference between the two apprentices:Sunset Shimmer was driven to become greater than Celestia.Twilight Sparkle was driven to be with Celestia.Even if she'd been nofrens and the Nightmare Moon debacle was taken care of by Celestia, the worst I can see happening is Twilight trying her best to replace Luna in her teacher's heart if she could figure out why she seemed so disappointed in her pupil. And that might open its own can of worms, but she wouldn't ever have the same kind of drive as Sunset Shimmer.
>>13673948I'd kill to attend a really nice jazz performance
>>13673928They seem to have been shouted down, though I'm not seeing GG post anything sinceGood job, team
>>13673943Okay, since you can't listen to something because of one wordbecause you're seriously autistic, how about:stop being a fucking retard?
>>13673948>Thats one less contributor Thats bad>But there will be less bitching about said contributor Thats good
>>13673956Go to bed Twily
>>13673961>lmao i literally made up that design for sumo pone in like 2 seconds dont tell me you like itIn this case, its' simplicity works well and it captures the idea nicely
>>13673973> you must be X because you don't like XWowYou are wow
>>13673908>Dash, you're not wearing pants!
>>13673917And they put Cadence in charge of the place to boot!Why can't a crystal pony rule the kingdom?Celestia fucking Annexed that shit.>"Save" a kingdom>Send in, not ambassadors, but put in a figurehead and send in your military.
>>13673961All it means is that you have a fair eye for design.
>>13673954I-I DON'T HAVE TO ANSWER THAT
>>13673980I JUST WOKE UP YOU GRUMPY SHIT
>>13673961hey yo endiiI think you're pretty okaywhether or not you do pone
>>13673956good morning twilight
>>13673839>defending Season 3
>>13673989No, you are a retard because you consider posting one thing is "spamming for a thread and a half"Are you done pretending to be retarded?
>>13674011Everyone already knows your answer.
>>13673998The fuck is Cadance's qualifications anyway?She can make you love? By that logic they should have a six pack for mayor
>search pone episode hurricane FS on YT>YT turns yellowIs YT bronied now?
>>13673961>lmao i literally made up that design for sumo pone in like 2 seconds dont tell me you like itWe have really low standards and we will latch onto anything so long as it means we get more art of it and maybe some porn of it. Be it written or drawn.We suck.
>>13674026So now I'm not autistic for pointing out someone's forcing something not related to pony repeatedly across threads, but retarded.WowYou really are WOW
>>13674024You know that Season 3 was supposed to be the last season?Because of it, we get season 4.
>>13674043has been for some time
>>13674021This would be an alright show if the designs weren't eyesores and the humor was a bit more structured.What a shitty design choice.
>>13674038She's a princessLuna is still in probation from her attempt to murder everyone so Cadence got the empire
>>13674021I keep seein things about Uncle Grandpa, but know nothing about itWhat's the skinny?
>>13674048Season 3 was ordered with season 4
>>13673961I just like ponies with big belliesAlso, I bet she's a lot taller then Butterfly when they're both standing up.
>>13674045You forgot "this is a dead fandom," Anon. And whatever other chum you're stirring in the waters.
>>13674038I'm glad they don't, though. I'm very fond of the current mayor.
>>13674038>The mayor is a pack of beer.>Every year it gets re-elected.>There have been a few assassination attempts.
which of the earth ponies will become alicorn firstapplejack or pinkie pie
>>13674038look at her assit was a case of Ass of DestinyThe empire was hers to take, because of fate mumbo jumbo
>>13674047I see you're pretending to troll now because you got told, so I'll leave you be.But next time, think before you post you autistic retard.
>>13674058i think its better than wonder over yonder
>>13673961I know you aren't crazy about Butterfly, but I think she's adorable. Thanks!
>>13674043Where have you been for the past month and a half
>>13674086>look at her assokay
>>13674018I probably won't stop doing pone. I just be doing pone less frequently if anything>>13674045nah youre cool you just have hot/cold opinions of things and develop them quickly>>13673985>>13674003Oh I SEE
>>13674037>>13674032N-no you don't
>>13674060Luna didn't try to murder anyone.She just wanted eternal darkness.God, you try to blot out the sun once or twice and then everyone labels you a murderer.What is this, Korea?Lulu ain't do nuffin' wrong.
>>13674064It had a really great pilot, but then the actual show dropped the ball.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LvIG7MDSys
>>13674087> pretending to trollI'm pretty sure I'm just calling you WOW for using a potpourri of curse words against anyone who wants to keep Prequel shit out of a pony thread.
>>13674104i know i would, and im sure Dash likes a guy who is sure of himself
>>13673917>Hardly anything is done with crystal ponies despite them boing the 4th pony race. The Crystal Empire and Cadance are just a cheap replacement for Canterlot and Celestia and they dont even do it half as well.>There's not one memorable character from the crystal empire. Wheaties was the closest, but we've long since forgotten about hereMeghan McCarthy is 100% responsible for this. She even wrote most of those episodes dealing with them.>Meghan McCarthy creations = bland and forgettable
>>13674122Na, Dash likes the shy type so that she can be the dominant one.
>>13674079What?I wasn't trying to rile anyone up or anything.I was just posting a slightly "humorous" observation.Not everything is a personal attack.You sensitive faggot.
>>13674108The lizard and the pizza are so fucking annoying, I wish it was just Grandpa and Giant Realistic Flying Tiger.
>>13674064i enjoy it. it is holding my interest so far.the creator seems pretty cool alsohttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Browngardt
>>13674137>implying Dash isnt a switch
>>13673908sign onto skype
>>13674139> "humorous"I can just smell your fedora.
>>13674086>Husband throws you at bad guy.>Catch crystal heart.>All the crystal ponies call you the 'Crystal' Princess.>Know instantly how to activate that motherfucker.Seems legit.
>>13674103>Oh I SEEnow you have me worried
>>13673954>Rainbow Dash flys up and perches herself piggy back style on your shoulders>She knees you in the sides>"Get going!">"Dash this is lame.">"You lost the bet. This is what we agreed to.">"Fine. Where to?">"To the burger place. I want some fries.">Carry her on your shoulders a few blocks, having everyone watch>"Dash, this is embarrassing.">"Quiet! Horses don't talk!">Get to the resturant>"Go through the drive through!">"Hello, what would you like?">You order for her>"Ten orders of extra large fries, please.">"You want ketchup with that?">"Neigh."
>>13674160Ssh, ssh, only dreams now. Only dreams.I'm so sorry your first words were 'troll,' 'told,' 'autistic' and 'retard,' but that's okay. They have classes for that now.
>>13674136They don't really care about stuff like consistent world building anymoreWe would technically be up to 5 pony races if you count the bat pony guards as representative of an entire type of ponyThey completely vanished after one episode
>>13674177>Horses don't talkoh god i am die
>>1367417710/ fucking 10
>>13674160In his defense he has a point.I don't have a problem with it, but this is a pony thread for things related to MLP. There's a thread for that that comic on /co/ and if there's not you can make your own with people are more than willing to talk about it with you.
>>13674123D-don't look at me like that
>>13674177>ten orders of extra large friesThat sure sounds like greasy stuffing incoming to me!
> Arnold hears the 'best all-around pony' song by Pinkie> Things escalate wildly from here> At least now they know how jurisprudence works in a Kingdom!
>>13674168You sure have some original insults.
>>13674201you disregard all the world building you don't like anywaylike ponies adoring wearing fashionable clothes
>>13674204his point is "stop posting things I don't like"he was a big help when there was GG-related shitposting for an entire thread, I'm glad he's around.
>>13674177>implying that wouldn't be fun to hang with Dash like thatMinus the neighing.
>>13674177>horses don't talk!
>>13674233Actually I did help with that, but I understand Anonymous is hard to tell apart from Anonymous.
>>13674257All you Anon's look the same.
>>13674257you helped so much that it only continued without stopping for a whole thread!
>There will never be a highly detailed gif showing 30 seconds of a pony's anus farting in slow motion.
>>13674256That faggot's gonna get punched
>>13674278I'm not a miracle worker, Anon.
>>13674177I like friesand... cloth.
>>13674287Don't let that stop you from bitching
>>13674233I think his point was that this isn't related to ponies so please stop posting it here.I don't dislike Prequel and I'm trying to catch up with it myself, but this isn't the place for it.Especially when there's an active thread on /co/ right now.It'd be pretty silly for me to start dumping random comics that have nothing to do with ponies and using the excuse "you just want me to stop posting it because you don't like it".
>>13674288I really like that pony. She's a qt 3.14
>I need youWhat were those moments for you MLPG
>>13674288Shut up cloth horse. Horses don't talk. Not even about cloth.
I ended up getting a burrito from this awesome mexican place and picked up a smoothy from mcdonalds on the way home.
>>13674282I watched a horse fart today, it was nothing special, and actually really gross
>>13674282>there will never be a pony episode animated traditionally
>>13674306I'd understand if off-topic were against the rules, but it isn't.It is just "stop posting what I don't like".
>>13674288So what's the story with this. She visits Earth and is scared of humans?
>>13674282>30 seconds.>In slow motion.So...would it actually be a minute?
>>13674307More like CT PiE! Amirite?!
>>13674202>>13674240butBut horses dont talk! Dont your Remdeber the begining of Best Night Ever?
>>13674275I want to meet another soul in real life who has fapped to the Scaterpillar in a confused haze after his normal fetishes couldn't get him off and then went to bed right after because he was so disgusted.or maybe I don't
>>13674330Its a pony clothes propaganda pieceIts insidious really
>>13674308Pone should wear caps more often
>>13674340That's horrible. Worse than Scrubbles. Kill yourself
>>13674316>went to 2 different restaurantsfatass
>>13674348those were mutant ratsthey don't count
>>13674329>I'd understand if off-topic were against the rulesIt kind of is. That's why each board has their own topics and shit.I know for a fact I'd get banned if I started posting my favorite comic here because it's not related to horses.
>>13674317>read horsesDon't care. I want a FiM pony butt producing a long soft toot.
>>13674330>goes to earth>scared of humans>likes human clothes>???>cuteness somehow.
>>13674362COVER YOUR MARE BITS YOU DAMNED HUSSY
>>13674329It has nothing to do with what I like, Prequelanon, and the fact it's not goddamn ponies.
>>13674356I've never fapped to scatBut that caterpillar is pretty unf
>>13674337Yes AJ. It would be one of your solid minute farts.
>>13674370There's a difference between dumping a comic and mentioning a webcomic.>>13674378what don't you understand about off-topic not being banned?
>>13674316slow down wideload, there is no need to rush an obesity related death at the age of 40
>>13674378>arguing with shitpostersjust report and ignore it
>>13674328>we will never get an episode done in various art styles I have always loved episodes like this. Almost all of my favorite cartoons and comics have had episodes/issues like that. It pains my heart knowing that FiM will never do one.I doubt the comic will have an issue like that either.>an issue where a different style is used every page or panel.That would be awesome.
>>13674376It is kinda cute though.There's just something about those little ponies being afraid of us that's adorable.
>>13674390>what don't you understand about off-topic not being banned?Actually seeing the bans page for the last day I think it is banable
>>13674399>MLPG >Ignoring things they don't like
>>13674288Where is this pony from? Someone's OC?
>>13674420It's unlikely, but it's cute.
How do Applebloom's friends handle the ghosts that dwell on the farm? Presumably Applebloom and Applejack are both used to them, take them in stride, but they can be awful unsettling to the unaware. None of them are outright hostile, but they'll let you know they're there. The hostile ones were banished years ago, the portal to the netherworld closed.
>>13674407If a crowd is tough, maybe its because they are all jerky!
>>13674368>>13674398I got 1 burrito and a smoothy from McDonalds. How does that make me a fatass? The mexican place doesn't have smoothies.
>>13674441>unlikelyNigga they were afraid of a damn Zebra.
>>13674431its from a fanfic and she also seems to double as the PiE thread mascot
>>13674461don't listen to them, they're just misinformed fatties that don't understand moderation
>>13674403We had A Friend in Deed that featured felt animation but I'd love to see an episode with different animation styles kinda like that KND episode
>>13674445Scootaloo pretends to be brave, but is spooked to hellSweetie ranges from delight to terror
>>13674465And blase about a minotaur and a griffon.
>>13674337>>13674386Depends on the framerate and how long the initial recording was, actually. A 30 second fart recorded at 1000 frames per second is somewhere around 16 minutes of video when played back at 30 frames per second.>you will never spend half an hour watching high-speed video of AJ's anus mid-fart
I want to circlejerk with anon
>>13674479the lesson is horses arent xenophobic theyre just very very racist
What's the dirtiest joke Rarity knows?
>>13674462Well. She does look like a whore...
>>13674469> KND episodeThat's and Chew were exactly what I was thinking of when I posted that.
>>13674493I want to erp fetish things with anon but I'm always too awkward or tired or have other things I should be doing instead
>>13674479>Minotaur wants to do a rally.>Sure you can do it.>In the middle of my hedge maze!
>>13674466got a link to what fanfic? That's a cute OC.
>>13674517I want to ERP but I don't know how.
>>13674516holy shit is that Roseluck?
>>13674403I'd still really love to see an episode where each of the mane 6 tell the same story, but from their own wildly different perspective and in each flash back its in a different style.To Flutterhsy, everyone seems to be yelling and towering over her. To Twilight, everyone is dumb and picking their noses. Rainbow Dash see's everyone else in painfully slow motion. etc etc
>>13674532you write sex thingsit's easy
>>13674520>implying a maze isn't a minotaur's natural habitat and he didn't request it special
>>13674468how can you call it moderation when you know nothing about the food?we need to see pictures of it or give the nutrition information before we can judge.
>>13674517What kind of fetishes are you interested in, Anon?
>>13674520when the heck did Ponyville even get a hedge mazeI bet he made it himself
>>13674509your ensemble at last nights fondue party, how gaudy
>>13674532You'd think it wouldn't be so hard
>>13674536No, silly, it's an Apple pon.
>>13674559you've just proved you don't understand moderation
>>13674536It's apple bumpkin
>>13674532>I'm a cute pony>touch my butt>look at me in the eyes when you touch my butt>tell me I'm pretty
>>13674553Teach me pls
>>13674445>the Blue Mare, a strange blue blob that projects a feminine energy, most commonly seen on the porch of the farmhouse>the Scream, a wandering entity that, true to name, sneaks up on ponies, jumps in front of them, and screams for a moment before vanishing>the Family Dog, a strange creature who crawls up to the foot of a bed, pads around and scratches for a while, before crawling under the covers and sleeping next to whoever is in the bed
>>13674584>look at me in the eyes when you touch my buttWhoa, this sounds like we need to do some acrobatics here
>>13674510there's nothing wrong with looking like a whore
>>13674584>anon will never touch your ponybutt>you will never be pretty
>>13674562It was the one in Canterlot.Remember the one Discord sent the ponies in.He had to put it back.
>>13674595>partner writes actions>imagine yourself in the scenario>describe what you'd do, what you would feel, see, and smell>make a lead for your partner to pick up>postand most importantly: practice
>>13674611did looking like a whore get Applejack that cheek nipple
>>13674611oh god, you're still here? Your tired joke sex comics got old 2 years ago.
Would you still love pony even if she wore a saddle out in public?
>>13674621I don't think that's accurate, but it's been a while since I've watched that episodeI'm pretty sure they don't go all the way to Canterlot for the seminar
>>13674584unf I cameI really do need to learn though, I missed a great opportunity to see a guy blow two weeks of cum in a hotglue video because he wanted to ERP first and I couldn't bring myself to do it because I knew Id disappoint
>>13674652Anonymous, why are you still here?
>>13674560Variety is the spice of lifeAlthough inflation and/or hyper are usually the default when nothing else is particularly attractive
>>13674624oh, and taste and hear I guess
>>13674532It's easy, anon. You just come up with a scene and say what you do. Then when your partner replies, you say what you do again.And what you do is typically erotic.
>>13674611>"Yeah, well, I dare YOU to suck my cock for money."
>>13674576if its one of those 1,200 calorie chipotle burritos with a 600 calorie smoothie drink. how is that moderation?also saine constantly posts about eating fast food. while getting no regular excise.you sound like a fatty in denial
>>13674598>Sleeping in bed.>Night terror shocks me awake.>Feel cat jump on bed and walk beside me.>Reach out and pet it, feel its fur.>Hear and feel it jump off the bed.>Start to go back to sleep.>Realize I have my door closed, so my cat can't come in.>Can't sleep any more.Biggest "Nope" moment of my fucking life.
>>13674652Oh god you're still here? Your incessant whining over things you don't like got old months ago.
>>13674678>...how much money?
>>13674682>how is that moderation?moderation would be not eating that shit every day, dumbass. Do you understand moderation now?>fatty in denialnope
>>13674697>>13674669I'm Anonymous for a reason. I'm not some attention whoring tripfag who passively aggressively attacks his critics under the guise of anonymity.
I want to visit Applejack's kissing booth.
>>13674662You are correct, Iron Will's hedge maze is located on the road outside of ponyville and is much smaller than the Canterlot one
>>13674705How much money do you think you're favorite pony would cave in for snuggling nonsexually?I think Pinkie would do it for free
>>13674711Bullshit, I know for a fact that Anon is one of the biggest attention whore on this SITE!
>>13674711MLPG is going to keep replying to youyou've already won
>>13674706i dont think you understand what that word means
>>13674670is there anything that's just plain off limits?
>>136747055 bits5 extra bits if i enjoy it a ot
>>13674711Oh good. Me neither.
>>13674719What kind of maze is that?>go in>turn left>fucking done
>>13674719Its more of a corn maze
>>13674718I want Applejack's kissing booth to have the option for ponut kisses
>>13674739ponies are easily confused and he didn't want to scare off paying customersit looks like you have to take a secret path to get to the rest of the maze
>>13674739Well it WAS designed by the ponyville ponies
>>13674738that is great
>>13674733mod·er·a·tionˌmädəˈrāSHənnoun1.the avoidance of excess or extremes, esp. in one's behavior or political opinions.it would appear that you need to learn what it means, anon.
>>13674741>Corn maze.Oh fuck it is.You think the Apples make it?Like, getting ready for fall activities?Look at the trees.Fall colors.Nightmare Night Corn Maze?
>>13674692>start to go to bed>hear "White Rabbit" coming from living room>figure it's just a speaker left on or something>not coming from any side or corner, just a general pervading noise>dogs can hear it too>completely alone in the house>it starts getting louder>dogs start whining, trying to get out of the house>keeps getting louder, until i have to yell to hear myself over it>suddenly, it ends>two seconds later, hear a male voice in my ear say "yeah.">neighbors next morning wonder why me and dogs were making such a fuss, but they couldn't hear the musiconly paranormal experience i've ever had, but fuck i don't want to have another one.
>>13674722Trixie wouldn't let you snuggle for all the bits in Canterlot. You'd have to be doing something for her the whole time.
>>13674739that's true for all mazes
>>13674719Ponyville's hedge maze... is actually a maize maze. dammit.
>>13674782oh boy oh boy
>>13674783usually it takes more than a single turn
>>13674764eating 2,000 calories in one meal for an average person is extreme you idiot
>>13674782THERE BETTER BE MOUSYSEX
>>13674782YOU FUCKING BASTARD HURRY UP
>>13674734So far I haven't ever been able to enjoy scat/farts etc, or body odor.But I didn't like watersports a few years ago, so who knows what the future holds?Or, and gore that isn't inherently sexual is hard to enjoy
>>13674739>Ponies still get lost for hours inside.>Even with the help of Pegasi.>"Go left!">"No, the other left!">"Guh, no, now you have to go back...">Pegasus gets frustrated and just lands to guide pony out.>Eventually she gets lots too.>This is not an uncommon thing.
>>13674793extreme would be doing it every day, you retard
>>13674800>Eventually Iron Will gives up and has guide ropes installed>the goats eat them
>>13674682I don't constantly post about eating fast food. This is the first time I've ever brought it up if I recall. I usually eat pretty well honestly. I don't work out much anymore because I'm so busy but I'm pretty skinny either way.
>>13674815so is my masturbation extreme?
>>13674799You sound a lot like me, anonDown to the recent acceptance of watersportsDo you only like LIGHT watersports?
>>13674718>>13674743>Applejack isnt doing much business, so she caves in and opens up a kissing booth>VERY reluctantly>"What are you doing here, Rainbow?">"snrk, just wanted to see what your going rate is nowerdays, Applejack! Ahahahah!">"Very funny Dash. But uless you're buying move on. You're holding up the line.">All thats behind her is a tumbleweed >Dash drops a big bag of bits on the table, making Applejack raise an eyebrow>"Here, I'll help you along. I'll give you all this.">"Why, thanks a ton Rainbow Dash!">"....to kiss my butt!"
>>13674728You seem to think I'm some "troll" doing this for attention. Truth is, I just can't stand Weaver. There's a reason he was run out of every community he's joined. I've tried helping him. But he doesn't help himself. He's in the same situation he was 5 years ago. And 5 years before that. Jobless bum doodling stupid drawings that mean nothing. He has the potential to be a real artist, with a respectable job, and real prospects. He's going absolutely nowhere, and he knows it. Just another failure at life mooching off of others because he's too scared and too lazy to move out of his comfort zone and take risks. Dude, I'm probably the biggest Weaver fan there is. It's all because I'm utterly disappointed with him I guess. What he is right now sickens me.
>>13674834No it's radical
>>13674829to end this debate you need to post a picture with shirt off.
>>13674800Some say there is a 5th yet undiscovered race of pony, long trapped inside the maze, building their own civilization
>>13674836I guess?What counts as "heavy" watersports?
>>13674844>the kick on Shining Armor's gunsHOW THE FUCK DID THE ANIMATOR THINK THAT LOOKED GOOD?
>>13674765There's two corn mazes the Apples have set up.One's for the kids.The other one only opens once the sun sets. The Nightmare Night maze.They have other stuff, too. It's an entire harvest festival, for about two solid weeks. Magic, a psychic, stories, the whole lot of it. But that Nightmare Night maze is one of the biggest draws.
>>13674830>box's face when
Pony wants to push it to the limit.
>>13674766>home alone>used to random bangs and stuff from my drafty house>but I hear heavy footsteps>regularly spaced stomping footsteps>my cat is in my room>grab Springfield XD9>Chamber a round>Clear hallway>Clear bathroom>Slice dat pie around the corner>Nothing>Check closets, behind shower curtains, under beds>Absolutely nothing>Hear random whispers for the rest of the dayonly real NOPE experience
>>13674866piss drinking and non-consensual/humiliation based watersports
>all these bitches don't know how to get through a mazejust keep your hand on the right wall and follow it
>>13674849Oh, I remember you now.
>>13674799I hope you enjoy body odor some day, anon.people who enjoy it are far and few between, so it hardly gets content besides terrible stink line edits.
>>13674839It's fucked up.The house isn't even haunted!Seems like every place I go, shit follows me.I am starting to regret buying those statues in Mexico...But that shit is /x/ level nonsense.
>>13673733Cadence used to do that dance with her little sister...she used babysitting Twily to find someone to take her place after she'd drowned when she was ice-skating...
>>13674849Shit, you share a lot of the same views I do. I really do enjoy his art though, even if he won't do anything worthwhile with it so I don't bother him.I get where you're coming from, but you really should stop churning MLPG into a frenzy over it.
>>13674895>Oh, I remember you now.The hell you talking about?
>>13674893>right wallnot required. pick one wall and follow it, left or right, and you'll get out eventually.
>>13674859This is the most intense mini quest I've ever seen
>>13674927He should do it in the sub!
>>13674938>>13674898The fuck is that in her hand?
>>13674923>sister She's an orphan mang
>>13674912Don't fuck with Mexican spirituality, man. They actually know what they're doing. All these California hippie witches are just playing at it, but the Mexicans fucking know how to do spooky fucking shit.
>>13674960A badly drawn gun
>>13674882Come on pony fhqwhgads!
>>13674960Looks like that vibrating thing from Iron Man
>>13674962so was her sister
>>13674966WHATS IN THE BOX YOU PINK NERD
>>13674966GO ON WITH IT
>>13674892>non-consensual/humiliation based watersportsThat can be funPiss drinking on its own though doesn't sound that arousing, but depending on the situation it could probably be a sort of intensifier.
>>13674964Hawaiians tooThat taking sand from the beach as a souvenir shit is real, man.
>>13674964Don't fucking tell me this shit now, man!Fuck! Two of those stone carvings in my room, Christ.
>>13674981YES GET ON WITH IT
>>13675001GET ON WITH IT!
>>13674998If they're just ancestor-relics, you're fine. Spooky, maybe, but they won't go for you specifically. If they're ancient, you may be in trouble. If you don't know what they are, get them checked.
If Pinkie Pie was human and real, I would very awkwardly ask her out but probably chicken out at the last second
>>13675001YEAH GET ON WITH IT
>>13674984I just have a really bad dislike for humiliation and NC stuff I guess.
>>13674863I've been told not to post pictures of myself on 4chan.
>>13675037She'd probably agree to go on a date with you and be really flirty because that's just how she is, but she would always see you two as friends.
>>13675013>aj with largest boobs>rarity with lesbian hairinto the trash it goes
>>13675030Oh stop being morons
>>13675040GET ON WITH IT
>>13675061AJ having the largest bust makes senseBig tis and wide hips, yo.>Lesbian hairWhat?
>>13675051I'll do it if you dowe can imgur it and everything
>>13675048What's that Dash?Fluttersy trapped in the well again?
>>13675037>chicken out at the last secondyou know she'd just force the issue, right? make you tell her exactly what you wanted to say. and then she'd say yes.
>>13675051who told you that? they were pretty much calling you ugly.
I bet AJ has the biggest Apples
>>13675063*tips fedora*you tell them, fellow anon.
>browsing mlp draw thread>some guys has a coloring request>some trip says he'll do it>a few minutes and 1 ms paintbucket session later he posts it>white bits still everywhere>requester thanks him
>>13675050NC stands for non-consensual, right?I've seen it around a ton, but never actually with a definition, so I'm just assuming from context.
>>13675085I knowPinkie has no sense of shyness or tact. Thats part of why I like her so much
I'm a loooosah, and I'm not what I appear to be
>>13675098That doesn't look like howling.
>>13675098THREE APPLE MOON
>>13675087He's so dreamy
>>13675098That's a great pictureBut it looks more like moaning
>>13675030R-remember that guy who was talking about sand from Hawaii...I was checking a rock collection I inherited...I found a vial
>>13675098Fin fact: there actually is a moon in thisAblppleblooms butt!
>>13675095What you expect someone to make fun of someone that even does a half assed effort? "Hey thanks for spending time on this but it's shit fuck off?"
>>13675110You don't look like a howlingWaitL-let me try that again
>>13675063>not getting itYou will. Everyone does sooner or later. That's the way it works. The knock on the door never comes until you lock it up tight.
>>13675116I want to fuck his virgin asshole bloody
>>13675132>What you expect someone to make fun of someone that even does a half assed effort?Well, we are in MLPG, if that happened that is exactly what would have been said.>"Hey, that is shit, try harder or don't fucking try."
>>13675116>indoor baseball hat worn at an inappropriate angle
>>13675132NaWell actually maybe, the dialogue in those threads are pretty terrible I just go for the pictures.I just thought it was funny that some one colored something using the paintbucket tool and got thanked and that was it but I guess we all start somewhere.
>>13675121You should be good if you haven't been getting loads of terrible, terrible bad luck already.Most of the bad luck around Hawaii beaches is really in the lava rocks anyway.
>>13675160Damn Xieril, Why are you so hot?
>>13675085>"C'mon, tell me! I'll treat you to dinner if you tell me! And take you to that movie you wanted to see! And and and then you can come over to my place! And we can just hang out or do fun stuff together, like baking a cake, or cuddling on the couch, or helping me organize my wardrobe, and you could even sleep over and we could share a bed and sleep in and wake up late and make breakfast for each other and stuff!">"Just please please please pleeeeease tell me what you were going to ask me!"
>>13675149>virginkeep dreaming nerd
>>13675122Good. That's one of those things that makes you worry about looking retardedBut yeah, I generally quite like itI have even less of an idea how to go about ERPing it that than most things though
>>13675176That's Eddie Murphy
>>13675176Damn Saine, why are you so suitable for laying eggs in?
>>13675149>>13675116>>13675087I feel so bad for xieril but this is hilarious to the point of physical pain
>>13675104>you go to a movie>she looks over at you half-way through>"Hey. This movie kinda...">>"Yeah. It is.">"Wanna fool around?"
>>13675167I hope the box is okayPinkie too
>>13675154Which is why our horse is very, very dead, and all our contributors hat us.
>>13675193Chrysalis anon Pls, Pls lay eggs in me
>>13675037If she was human she wouldn't be Pinkie Pie.
>>13675184He said asshole
>>13675196>"O-oh ok!">"Shsssh!">"Ok.">The two of you atart fooling around>with silly string
>>13675168Well it is labeled 'lava sand'Looks black with white flecks all in it.
>>13675121If it's blood, you have a problem, and even then, it's not a huge one. Otherwise, you're fine.
>>13675188I just imagined trying to ERP rape someone out of nowhere
>>13675176>you will never be good enough for Saine
>>13675222Are they going to make out now too? These ponies sure do love to make out with things.
>baba yaga ponyqtp314
>>13675229hmany terrible misfortune?
>>13675225>The attendant comes walks in to a movie theater full of silly string peppered with popcorn>It's kind of pretty actually>He still kicks your ass out to the curb
>>13675222>Dash I....I...>I thought you were a potato
>>13675234I love people for their hearts, not there looks
>>13675215WAIT XIERIL BEFORE YOU GOYou're a cutie
>>13675252Fuck you Roogles. You could totally fuck him if you wanted.
>>13675247Well, I DO work retail!Most of the shit I own ends up breaking at some point. That usually gets fixed with the magic of glue or money.
>>13675222>all this fucking decompressionwould make Warren Ellis proud
>>13675225>sitting in the back>annoying everyone with your giggling and strange noises>"Oh man, this stuff is impossible to get out of hair!">The manager finds you huddled sheepishly in front of the empty can, green foam lines crisscrossing your bodies
>>13675250>Anon face down in the gutter>"I beleive I had a hat!">They toss out Pinkie Pie>Stick her on your head>"Thank you!"
>>13675268Implying I'd let that dweeb top me.
>>13675277Then I'd say you're good.The misfortune that happens to people that take lava rocks from the beach is usually catastrophic.
>>13675285would you let me top you, saine-san~?
>>13675149>tfw xieril is one of the best looking dashfags around>tfw wouldn't stand a chance against him if rainbow dash was real
>>13675266I'm skinny and black.You would not love me.Please don't toy with my heart, Saine.
>>13675300Awesome.Now I can play with it!
>>13675266>thereOr their grammar for that matter.
>people not seeing ERP rapeHave you never played SS13?Or HellMOO?
>>13675308>black people on 4chanI thought it was a myth
>>13675336I don't see this ending well
>>13675336Aww yes. Double team that box.
>>13675301Maybe~>>13675333Yeah, not sure what happened there.
anyone know what happened to braeburned? rumor is his parents found out he was gay so they kicked him out of the house and stopped paying for his school.
>>13675343>Or HellMOO>first thing I think of is hell bovines from d2Man I miss that game
>>13675365>found out he was gayMan, what were the signs?
>>13675346Black people do everything cool. I constantly see black people in the anime section of my local DVD store.
>>13675087>>13675116>>13675149>Tex pics will never leak.
>>13675320No. Just because you got away with having it doesn't mean anything. Respect is just as important. Even more, maybe. You treat objects with power like they're toys, and sooner or later something's going to bite you.
>>13675372>tfw coming back to D2 to participate in a custom ladder server>know buttfuck nothing>go on to replay the whole game>ladder is gone now
>>13675343No, but I've heard that there are specific rules against nonconsensual erp on SS13That's hilariousIt kinda makes sense when you can tie them to a chair and take off all their clothes though
>>13675365I thought that kind of thing only happened on TV.
>>13675403>Stay a while and listen!
>>13675379All of my white friends tell me black nerds make the best friends.And no one will ever fuck with them because they hang out with a black guy.
>>13675405tgstation =/= SS13.
>>13675397>pics get leaked>he is actually Kenichi Smith
>>13675397we saw a picture of tex's hand once. the nails were dirty and untrimmed and it was the hand of a pale pasty obese man.
>>13675336It's a trap don't fall for it Rainbow Dash!
>>13675400I was joking.I almost opened the fucking thing and part of my head went 'Oh yes, kick the hornets nest, idiot.'Back into the closet it goes!
>>13675421You must live in the backwateriest of backwater towns.
>>13675379>tfw know qt black girl who loves mecha more than life itselfGOOD GUYS STILL WEAR BLACK
>>13675441NOOPEN IT NOW
You're not praising the sun hard enough
>>13675428>we saw a picture of tex's hand once. the nails were dirty and untrimmed and it was the hand of a pale pasty obese man.When in the hell was this?!
>>13675425vg and presumably the SA servers too, as long as they allow erp at allAlthough yeah, I didn't mean that it was a mechanic or somethingAnd I might still be wrong anyway, because all I know about the game comes from skimming a thread or two and the wiki
What dose sentenal look like?
>>13675403there is always diablo 3I'm so sorry
>>13675459Yeah you know me.
What if I took a picture of myself but left my shirt on.
>>13675462Probably a big neerrrrddd.
ROSE why wont you sell me your panties for $50.it is a good deal.
>>13675365what a silly rumorhe's just busy with coursework
>>13675466No, there isn't.There never was a Diablo 3 and never will be. Blizzard said so.
>>13675428>anon making things up
>>13675462Nathan, Sentenal, Ross, and NBS are all the same person.
>>13675365I thought his mom made dick cupcakes, and that they knew already.Guy's not exactly secretive.
>>13675471that wasn't part of the deal
>>13675476Why did you post Leth?
Anon why won't you sell me your ponies
>>13675456the valentines picture. there was also a ton of trash and food wrappers around his desk in the background
>>13675466>diablo 3Blizzard broke my heart man...>You will never stay a while and listen anymore.
>>13675478let me know if you finally talk her into it, anon.maybe you could bribe her with art supplies.
>>13675365No no, they already knew he was gay. What happened was they found out he was super gay. I heard when it happened they took away his cape.
>>13675497One day, Anon, you'll learn the value of a pony.
>>13675495no, this is leth
Time for humanized ponies
>>13675499they just killed him off. just like thatalso the new expansion will not fix the game because the game's core design is flawed
>>13675520No, that is beyond all disgusting.
>>13675522I see some panties in that picture, lets roll with that instead
>>13675520Those are the most specifically tailored shorts
>>13675498>the valentines picture. there was also a ton of trash and food wrappers around his desk in the backgroundNow I know you're making stuff up.I don't even remember any valentines pictures.
>>13675528He wasn't even killed off in a cool way!AND THEY TOOK OUT THE PETS THAT COLLECTED MONEY FOR ME!
>>13675522>You will never spend all day with Twilight reading books without pants togetherI honestly think I should just kill myself
>>13675515I still can never see the upside down woman in her design
>>13673814I don't know but it's still my screensaver.
>>13675520>don't draw disgusting fatceps>draw disgusting fat calvesway to fail at making a fat girl sexy
>>13675542Like at all?Mlpg has done a collage 2 years running now
>>13675542There have been valentine pictures Anon...
>>13675552>Like at all?>Mlpg has done a collage 2 years running nowLink?
>>13675587I don't have the 2012 one
>>13675597>tfw kept putting off making one for the 2012 one until it was too late
>>13675597>numbered picsThere a corresponding list for that?Who waifued Ross? xD
Sweetie shined her flashlight across the darkened room. The light brushed against nothing but bare wall, a small circle of illumination cutting through the inky black.A shadow cut across the light.The scream died in her throat. She pulled the covers over her head, curling up into a ball, holding the flashlight tight. She knew one thing when it came to monsters, the one thing every colt and filly knew: they couldn't get you when you were under the covers. Expose even a single hoof, a single hair, and you were a goner, but Sweetie intended to live. The beam roamed across her dark room, illuminating everything beyond her little cloth cocoon. She couldn't see movement.The next thing she felt was the covers being torn off of her. The scream that she had swallowed a few minutes ago tore its way out of her throat.
>Sleep with Pinkie Pie nonsexually>She snuggles close to you>Lays her heat against your chest>She loves you and all is right in the world
>>13674849>biggest weaver fanyou didn't dream of being bros with him, nigga.
>>13675647>Dreamed about being dead.
>>13675622spooky text will always be a guilty pleasure of mine
>>13675615>that feel>monitor died right before the 2013 one>had to put in a shitty hard to see picture of my shitty laptop
>>13675441JOHN DOE HAS THE UPPER HAND
>>13675545>a rainy, cold, windy day>spend the day curled up in bed, covers up to the waist, reading books and watching X-Files, your bare legs intertwining
>>13675646>all is right in the worldFor one, Twilight isn't dead, so that clearly cannot be true.
>EG Pinkie Pie builds a pair of robotic fondling arms for the science fair.>Has Fluttershy demonstrate their usage.
>>13675655>Sugar cube cornerOhhhhhhhhhhh.
>>13675647Also "I'm his biggest fan, that's why I shit on him and despise him and constantly start shit because I don't think he's living up to his potential" is a pretty dumbass thing to say.
>>13675680>"I um... Once caught a fish this big."
>>13675671Thats more of a Twilight feeling
>>13675646>In the middle of the night her hoof accidentally makes its way down to your crotch>you try and move it but she's passed out and it won't budge>you let out a sigh and laugh to yourself and just try to fall asleep>a small hint of a smile curls at the edge of Pinkie's lips
>reading snopes>Tomb of the Unknown guards kept their step during fucking Hurricane Isabel>200 mph winds and they kept guardholy shit
>>13675710It's ABOUT Twilight you numpty
>>13675646>lays her heat against your chesthehheh heh
>>13675403wait did i miss d2 talkTALKA BOUT D2SKELLYMANCER BEST CLASS
>>13675646>not rolling her PJs down and hot-dogging her exposed mare liips
>>13675703>raucous applause throughout the gymnasium
>>13675655I hope Dash is better at opening boxes than she is at jars
>>13675712This has aroused me in a way I didn't think possible any more
which personhorse would you go for a walk in the rain and take a nice, hot shower together with?
>>13675646i slept with a girl nonsexualy the other day and thought of ponycollege is fun
>>13675765You mean her giant futa mare cock?
>>13675773manicpaint pls... i know you didn't finish it
>>13675797>sarcasmSo she's not going to open the box?
>>13675697Indeed nigga. Even though I'd like it if he said anything when I told him I like his drawings.
WHAT ABOUT THIS IS SPAM, MOOT?
>>13675795Good for you mewball.
>>13675791Pinkie PieI'm sad to say I have fallen in love with a fictional character
>>13675765>fall asleep next to Pinkie after a tiring day of parties and baking cakes nonsexually>in the middle of the night something brings you out of slumber>Pinkie ended up backwards on your chest, her tail starting to get in your mouth>her hips are shifting in her sleep, a veritable torrent of almost scalding liquids soaking your chest
>>13675795Did she smell nice?Did you have an erection the whole time?
>>13675770Whoa man, whoaIf she didn't say "fool around with me while I'm under," no goIf she did, fucking motorboat that shit
>>13675850GO OPEN THAT BOX YOU BLUE RAINBOW CUNT
>>13675837>feels kinda nice>go back to sleep
>>13675861remind me of what happened in that episode?
>>13675861Now it goes through>>13675704That broken gif hit me right in the autism >>13675861
>>13675861I'm keeping my terribly looped one out of spite
>>13675837YOU MEAN THAT PINK HORSE IS RUBBING HER SLIT ON MEDAMMIT PINK HORSE
You can sleep with a pony nonsexuallyBut you have to wear a pillow case and pretend to be a pillow
>>13675866>fool around with me while I'm under>implying any girl would say that
>>13675767>tfw last /d2g/ was in July
>>13675903Does it cover my head too?
>>13675546Trying to find a pic of in-game Glados to compare pic related to.. not finding one in a similar pose
>>13675904They have and do.
>>13675897How does synchronized anal work?And now that I think about it, I totally agree that luna would be champion gape
>>13675850Throw the box at her PinkieThat'll teach her
>>13675897>no "Princess Impregnation" golden trophy0/10
>>13675917There's always /vr/ mate. I had a 100+ post thread there once.
>>13675918there are holes for your head and limbsIts mostly a torso thing
>>13675949Well that's not so bad.
>>13675947Diablo 2 does not belong on /vr/. Ever.
I have a really comfy chairI wonder if pony could sit in it like we do or if they would have to just sit on their haunches in the chair
>>13675933But you'd wake her up!You have no proof that happened!
>>13675944>not gold, silver, bronze and all the consolation prizesIts a loophole in the rules you exploit by unbirthing all the other contestants
>>13675964... Oh fuck yourself mate, for 6 months. 6 months. The release date was way before 2000!
>>13675968You mean proof that you started fooling around while she was still asleep?I'm pretty sure my dick slipping inside of her just as her eyes flutter open is proof enough.
>>13675981DASHWAKEDASHDASHSHE'S GONNA MURDER YOUDASH WAKE UPSHE'S BEHIND YOU WAKE UP
>>13675994You can't have had sex,mate. you're in mlpg.
1-5 Video games6-9 Draw0- Mlpg choice
Spooky shit and monsters are going to start coming more and more frequently the closer we get. It's the summer equinox today. Make sure you take precautions against the monsters as the barriers between worlds start to get thinner.
>>13675981Goodbye DashI always loved you
>>13675993Not him, but google says release date was July of 2000
>>13676015Play Sleeping Dogs.
>>13676016I think being spooked is fun.
>>13676025Yes, but you have to count the beta. Every game in /vr/ has to count the beta.
>>13675993Earliest release date: June 29 2000
>>13676034I'm gonna play Saints row IV with Roogna
>>13676016>as the barriers between worlds start to get thinnerare you thinking what I'm thinking?
>>13676007SHE'S GONNA MURDER YOUI CAN'T STRESS THIS ENOUGH
>>13676016There's no such thing as a summer equinox, it was the autumnal equinox.the Summer solstice happened a long time ago.
>>13676014This isn't 2005 any more, we aren't 14, and - interestingly enough - most of us have probably lost our virginities between 15 and 19 with a peak average of 17.This is not the lame kid's hangout any more, Anon. Even MLPG is full of borderline-functional people who've had sex.I know you're mostly joking but bears repeating
>>13676016>summer equinox>not the safest daynigga don't throw that shit at me the only bad day is the winter solstice.
>>13676053fuck, draw backgrounds first people.
>>13676067I think it's more of a healthy mix of all types
>Sweetie Belle becomes the mighty stegosaurus>Tramples Diamond Tiara to death>The announcer declares that this first degree murder>The CMC win the studio contract by technicality
>>13676071Nah, the only bad days are unsafe weeks
>>13676067>This isn't 2005 any more, we aren't 14, and - interestingly enough - most of us have probably lost our virginities between 15 and 19 with a peak average of 17.>peak average of 17YOU LIEYOU FUCKING LIEI CAN'T BE THE ONLY ONE
>>13676016this is why I laugh at /x/philes
>>13675897Luna was so cute in these past couple issues.
>>13676083> healthy mixI don't know from healthy ...
>>13676044Is that true? I've never heard that.Did a mod say so or something?I hope it is allowed, personally, because I just started playing it on a friend's recommendation. I spend a lot of time just fucking with my inventorynspace, though
>>13676067>Even MLPG is full of borderline-functional people who've had sex.
Pony dares you to say Bloody Mary into a mirror 3 times in her dark bathroom
>>13676071>Winter solstice>The day when our glorious god Ra defeats that faggot snake and frees himself thus slowly returning to his full power and making days longer>bad dayNIGGA YOU SOME SORT OF SET WORSHIPER?
>>13676053I'm thinking you're playing with forces you can't control. I'm thinking you're going to let something in. I'm thinking you're welcome to try, but I'm thinking you're going to regret it.
handjobs are fun
WHERE ARE THE VIRGINSGIVE ME THE VIRGINS
>>13676092Trying to find the citation, but that's the US average.
>>13676092>>13676108MLPG is gay as fuck.Gay people have lots of sex.
>>13676016Got my 9mm right here.Don't think I'll come face to face with something that 16 rounds of 9mm won't kill, but we'll see.
>>1367609280% of males lose their virginities before they turn 19You're not that uncommonYou're still pathetic though
>>13676092 I haven't lost mine yet
>>13676113NO I DON'T WORSHIP SETH OR TRIXIEI JUST PRAISE Yog Shoggoth
>>13676125Are you a unicorn?
>>13676067>Even MLPG is full of borderline-functional people who've had sex.Sorry m8, wrong.
>>13676109Pony is inviting me into her dark bathroom?This is womderful.
>>13676108> If you're a loser then you haven't had sexN-no, being a loser is uncoupled with having sex in the past
>>13676092Lost mine at 15sex is overratedblowjobs aren't, they're incredible
>>13676134Gay people can be dysfunctional tooI should know
>>13676071None of them are bad days. None of them are unsafe days. Not in and of themselves. It's just that things are more likely to come through. Veils get stretched and walls come down.
>>13676067>tfw am now a wizard.Go meee...Skirting the stereotype...!
>>13676154Its Yog-Sothoth you plebeian
I bet I'm the oldest virgin here
>>13676144>virgins are pathetic
>>13676144>80% of males lose their virginities before they turn 19>tfw 20I want the suicidal anons backat least I can feel better than them
>>13676092I'm 19I've had multiple opportunities to lose it to really attractive girls and guys and kept backing out of itI'm a top tier loser
>>13676134Not trueGay people might be more outgoing and willing to do it with more people, but gay != lots of sex as a rule.
>>13676183There's nothing wrong with being a virgin later, Anon. It just seems silly to assume "If you're a dork you must be a SEXLESS dork"
>>13676092>>13676149Would also like to add that I'm 20 almost 21
>>13676177I'm gonna play with an Oujia board in the woods with some friends on Halloweenwe're gonna get drunk and be irresponsible too, like something out of a slasher movie
>>13676201>20 year old virginI'm a 24 year old virgin.You're welcome to feel better than me, i don't give a fuck.
>>13676201At least we'll be free from our suffering when we commitYou're stuck
>tfw gonna end up a wizard
>>13676202Try going after a 6
I'm saving myself for a pony.
>>13676201Anon, it'll happen when you find someone you trust and maybe even love. It's not a race, it's just a law of averages.Cheer up, buddy.
>>13676154>worshiping Yog-Sothoth>not worshiping the creative force that propels conscious psyche>not worshiping myth in its purest form
>>13676223At fate worse than death
http://strawpoll.me/462825If these categories seem ill-fitting, let me know. We can let the hem out a little.I'm curious now.
>>13676221>ouija board>anything but a gameanon this isn't /x/, ghosts don't exist.
>>13676223RARITY WAS BOX THE WHOLE TIME?
>>13676259This is why we're going in the woods and getting drunk on Halloweenthat shit wouldn't go down if any of us believed in ghosts
>>13676221Just don't burn it or break it when you're done.
>>13676257>no slutty mare trapped in a man's body answernope, not voting
>>13676239What if they didn't save themselves for you?
>>13676282Why would i care?
>>13676257I'M GONNA RIG IT
>>13676274There's gonna be a fire, why shouldn't I toss it in afterwards?
>>13676241>Anon, it'll happen when you find someone you trust and maybe even love
>>13676275Anon, this is a survey of sexual activity, not orientation
>>13676223What a suprise Rarity's box stole teh show!
>>13676272HEY MT WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT PATHETIC 20 YEAR OLD VIRGINS
>>13676272I wouldn't even stareI like your type of body much better
>>13676202>Only opportunities were the fucked up or the insane.>One girl said she wanted wanted to, while we were fucking, hit me with a stick encrusted with broken glass shards.
>>13676294Please don't, this is interesting / important even.It may be useful to do the poll again during other times of the day to see what the rolling average is
>>13676257>oral/petting>non-penetrative>sexNo, anon. Sex needs to be penetrative, lest it is third base.
>>13676313>>One girl said she wanted wanted to, while we were fucking, hit me with a stick encrusted with broken glass shards.
>>13676092Lost mine at 22to a guywe met here
>>13676333Oh my god you lucky sobI want that to happen to me
>>13676323That's not a very healthy way of looking at it, Anon.http://www.ted.com/talks/al_vernacchio_sex_needs_a_new_metaphor_here_s_one.html
>>13676299But Pinkie is the one I love/trust
>>13676329No, Anon, that does not expand dong.Plus she had fucking halitosis or some shit.
>>13676323>Implying there aren't lesbians here>>13676333UNF
>>13676313>hit me with a stick encrusted with broken glass shards.Did her daddy put glass in her vagina?
>>13676343FIRST BASE SECOND BASE THIRD BASE PITCH TOUCHDOWN HOMERUNWHAT'CHA GONNA DO ABOUT IT BUB
>>13676333>we met hereWell NOW I'm curious
>>13676323>oral>not penetrativeI didn't know putting my cock in a mouth wasn't penetrative.
>>13676353No, but he was a Trekkie.Had to bail out of that shit fast.
>>13676297You'll feed the energy of whatever spirit you've bound up in the Ouiji board, and release it simultaneously. Fire only purifies and cleanses if it was made with that intent.
>>13676343>these suggest a winner and a loserNo it fucking doesn't, that's retarded as shit.>>13676349This is a good reason, though.
>>13676257>I'm the only "Yes, but not penetrative" thereFeels... good?
>Never had a single girl so much as want to spend time with me, let alone love meWhy do I even bother
>>13676349>implying there are women here
>>13676375Guess it runs in the family, huh.
>>13676370It's not genital penetration, anon.Hell, with that logic we could stick food up our asses and call it sex.
>>13676363I'm not going to make this survey reflect a needlessly competitive and combative model of virginity, if that's what you mean, pal.
Stop depressing meI'll go slut myself out on Craiglist and catch AIDS if you keep it up
>>13676364Not really, just someone nice who I can learn with and be comfortable withSo no deaf or 8" anon
>>13676341Well, anything's possible, apparently. Best of luck, anon.>>13676367Yeah, three guesses how it started out.Anyway, I'm going to sink back into the foreground now. No need to attention whore.
>>13676407The link is pretty fucking hotBut the post is lame
>>13676376I'm gonna do it!I'll let you guys know if my life starts turning into a Paranormal Activity-style nightmare, though.
>all these virgins>all this sadnessOh god thank you mlpg. Thank you. I feel much better now.
>>13676414>8" anonI still call that a myth. And that was a tripfag.
>>13676407I believe it would be in favor of all human kind that you would go and die in a hole somewhere. Preferably on fire. While drowning. In liquid metal.
>>13676413>Craigslistyou know you can just hit up Cougarlife right
>>13676365I doubt fluttershy would drinkAnd I super doubt if she was a real full figured human shed want to drink with me
>>13676430How does it feel to need other people's tears to feel better about yourself?
>>13676426I don't know why this is so sexy.I don't even want pubes on it, I'm scared.
>>13676448Or just go and fuck a bum, you'll probably get less STDs that way.
>>13676053>>13676016>Make sure you take precautions against the monsters as the barriers between worlds start to get thinner
>>13676444http://i.imgur.com/Ik7fxsB.jpgAlright, I'm going to bed.Goodnight, angryanon.
I'm a virgin and I don't regret it.
>>13676365fluttershy is a skinny twig and any other portray is objectively wrong and stupid
>>13676429RARARAFINALLY A GOOD PONY
>>13676407Hyper crotchboobs are even sillier than hyper normal boobsBut I love them so muchAlso the numbered anal beads is a really nice touchthe implied huge amount of insertion is really hotI'm probably going to fap to that image in an hour or two.
>>13676431>I still call that a myth.I'm certain there's someone in MLPG with an 8" dickNot sure if it was the same guy that was boasting about itThere's probably a couple if you use measurements from the bone
>>13676407>that sweaty dash
What's wrong with being a virgin if you don't want to have children anyway?
>>13676474I'm a pony and I don't regret it.
>>13676468That is somewhat better.
>>13676429I swear to god Shout if you kill Rarity I'll cut you
>>13676462Do you ever feel good about yourself as you are, or only when you see other people put down?
>>13676485Doesn't mean a thing if you aren't measuring in Insertable Length
>>13676378> No it fucking doesn't, that's retarded as shit.When you literally model sexual activity on a scoring system and stealing bases, what do you think happens when you compare those who've "scored" with those who don't?Look around, man.>>13676413>>13676341>>13676092>>13676147>>13676149>>13676202Most of them feel like losers because they aren't someone who's "rounded the bases." That's an end-goal they haven't attained and they haven't turned in their V card at home plate.That's the shtick.Maybe - fuck, I don't know - they haven't found someone to split a pizza and pizza is okay alone but maybe fun with friends.
>>13676502Where's the other two?
>>13676474I'm not a virgin and I kinda regret it.I lost it to a fat slut who ate cold Chef Boyardee from the can while we fucked.
I dont even care about my virginity I just want to snuggle Pinkie Pie
>>13676492http://i.imgur.com/HMUryZz.jpgGoodnight for real.
>>13676449So what if she doesn't want to? That's part of the fun of Fluttershy. Bitch won't say no.She loves being taken advantage of.
Have you ever loved somebody so much that thinking about them makes tears pour helplessly down your cheeks uncontrollably in sympathy and pain?
>>13676511Pizza isn't okay alone. Pizza is just fat alone.
>>13676511They feel bad because they haven't fucked, not because of some dumb baseball metaphor.They're gonna feel bad about it no matter what you say. As far as I'm concerned, every time I use that metaphor we're all on the same team.
>>13676511I'm actually pretty neutral towards it. It's not a big deal for me.
>>13676520>I lost it to a fat slut who ate cold Chef Boyardee from the can while we fucked.Holy fucking god
>>13676528Ponies are better than sex.
>>13676520wow you must have been really boring
>>13676520I feel for you, Anon..>>13676528>this
>>13676520...was it good?
>>13676542Yes. Once. It was a very specific circumstance though.
>>13676520>This niggaI fucking love you man
>>13676534But I dont want to take advantage of Fluttershy I'd want to lay down with her and hug her, but only if she wanted to
>>13676546Let me pitch an idea here;Maybe it isn't because of not fucking or getting to third base, but it's more about society implying that they need to penetrate the defense to be strike in life.
>>13676533>pinkie enjoying itunf
>>13676555What if you could have both?
>>13676565He's done it once with a fat chick who was busy gorging. Even on the off chance it was good, he doesn't have a reference point.
>>13676568Thanks, it's nice to have validation. I love him so much but I think he hates me.
>>13676546>every time I use that metaphor we're all on the same team.That's not actually possible if you use the baseball metaphor. If anything it should be fucking track and field if you drop the defending team.Unless somehow you "strike out" against no one in particular.