FFFFFRIDAY NIGHT EDITIONOld horse: >>13648796
first for vinyl
>>13653121
>>13653095>He's the only one talking about drugs!>Even though there were other people clearly about drugs>Even though the only reason he's responding is because I'm responding>I'm the logical individual here, he's a stupid dumb stoner lyel
>>13653155NonononoDon't fucking bring this here
20 IMAGES EARLYFUCK LET'S JUST HAVE 10 GENERALS
>>13653155Why the fuck would you bring this up hereWhat is wrong with you?
>>13653155keep it in the old thread, asshole
>>13653167Can I have oneI'll call it the General general
>>13653173>marking itWhat the fuck Isaac
>>13653121Vinyl, octavia, lyra, rumble, bonbonbackground ponies like these have no canon personalities. there's nothing to like about them unless you're a brony faggot. what, the actual characters weren't good enough for you?I thought MLPG was supposed to be "good", but apparently you're obsessed with unintended fanfiction prompts like everyone else.
>>13653164THE NIGHT
>>13653167There's really nothing stopping us from having 10.
>>13653173Opal's feeling a bit neglected?
>>13653167>>13653173>>13653127>>13653133Fuck I thought it said 240
>>13653206you could delete it
Hey MLPG, did you know Applejack and Pinkie Pie are actually very distant cousins? They both share a great great great grand uncle. He was a comedian/law man in the old west.His name was Wyatt Burp!
>>13653155You could have responded in the old thread but you brought it to the new thread because you want extra attention and responsesBecause you're a samefagging trollPls go, nobody cares
>>13653206it's not like it matters anymore
>>13653212>implying
>>13653216you suck.
Ponies being unintentionally sensual.
>>13653119I wasn't drawing any particular sword. I just wanted to draw a nice whatever-it-is-those-parts-of-swords are called.
>>13653206oh well, we're here
Anon, why do y'all always respond to someone when you know they're being stupid on purpose?
>>13653216So scrubbing bubbles walks into a barhe dies in the resulting coma
>>13653206Don't feel bad man I once made a general 140 images early. that was embarrassing
>>13653244How do I know when they are doing it on purpose and how do I know they really are that stupid?
>>13653217>He's obviously seeking attention by moving to the new thread>and also he's a troll because he disagrees me!How am I samefagging if I never said "Hey I'm a different person! here! sporting the same views!"It's evident that you don't have a real argument only seek to forward your drug bullshit into threads were they don't belong.You've could of just stopped and said "Okay I understand you don't like people who don't do drugs and it's not proper to discuss drugs in a general that's about MLP so you can you please stop" but instead "I'm a man of logic and reason but ur dumb samefag troll LOL"
>>13653264And it was on /co/
>>13653236Hilt
>>13653270Shut the fuck up and leave us in peace.
So let's just fucking make threads at 151 imagesbecause the image limit doesn't matter anymore
>>13653236The kind that you drew suggests that it's got a thin blade.Like a rapier or something
Goodnight, MLPG.
>>13653217> nobody caresYou've somehow rolled in this shit hard and long for someone who doesn't care about DRUGSKUB.
>>13653206It's fine.I was just in the middle of typing up my filename when your thread popped up, that's all.>>13653204It happens. What's she to do, declaw her?
What if you had to watch the CMC because another anon left you with them while he went to the store and they tried to be sensual with you
>>13653270You can stop because all you're managing to do is shit up a new thread
>>13653308pone is too small to know how to do that properly
>>13653310it was a shitty early thread anyway
>>13653308> tried to be sensualPretty sure I'd have to sit them all down with hot cocoa and explain that's something adults do with adults, and only when it's something special between them
>>13653292No go fuck yourself, don't continue an argument with a volley of insults and ridiculous claims and using the "no you" tactic and expect the opposing party to stop the moment a new thread starts.
YOU SAID THERE WOULD BE QUESTSWHERE'S THE QUESTS, MSOB?
>>13653268Because sometimes is extremely obvious that they're only posting for attention and y'all always give it to them.Sometimes ya'll say you respond because it's fun, but then go on to complain about the quality of the threads as if part of the reason they're so awful is because you folks don't know when to not respond or when to let things go.Even if they're really stupid enough to believe the horseapples they type that doesn't mean y'all need to go correct them because someone is wrong on the internet.Do you understand what I'm saying here, anon?
>>13653321get out of here nathan
>>13653308Hold on, I got this
>>13653274Nope that wasn't me
>>13653355Terrible, you made it worse.
>>13653321If you want to argue about petty bullshit, you keep that shit in the old thread. It's common fucking courtesy.Now fuck off.
>>13653355Calm down anon
Would you drink tea with pone
>>13653335rule 4
>>13653367maybe if the thread was actually made at 250 images, people would care about its quality.
>>13653334no more quests, quests are canceled forever
>>13653335>IT'S ABOUT ANYTHING OTHER THAN ACTUALLY HAVE GENIUNE VIEWS ON IT>THEY'RE STUPID, I'M NOTI'm tired of this retarded defense for bullshit like drug discussion.Every time you discuss drugs and then I come around to drop a shit on your parade you pull out the retarded arguments and claims.>>13653367>Common fucking courtesy!Says who?You can go fuck yourself if you think I'm just going to let this hang at the end of the thread where it's essentially just me yelling into a black hole.
Can I have one (1) picture of a pony please?How much will that be? I'm on a limited pony budget.
>>13653400>Being a leech
>>1365341950 bits for blue25 bits for anything else
>>13653374I am perfectly calm.
>>13653400this happened because of the early thread
>>13653419Here's one on the house.
I've been working on a writefaggy thing. I've got the base idea:Funny/Non-Serious DramaTwilight's no longer Celestia's apprentice. She "graduated."Celestia takes on a young unicorn girl as a new apprenticeTwilight becomes worried that she is going to be replaced.Goes to great lengths to try to avoid thisMakes herself look bad in the process.I just need a name for the new apprentice. I'm no good with names.All I've come up with so far is Morning Glory
>Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash are both doing something secret in the corner, giggling while standing over something hidden>Twilight goes over to investigate>"Hey girls. What are you up to?">They both turn on a dime to face her, keeping the thing hidden>"Uhh, hit Twilight. Sorry, but this isn't something you'd like. It's more of a cool kinda thing.">"I'm cool!">Pinkie and Dash exchange glances >"Twilight, we both love you and you are the greatest friend ever....but you're not cool.">"Why not?!">"Twilight, you're wearing a pocket protector.">"So?">"You don't even have a pocket to protect!">"I was going to practice my penmanship.....but I'm cool! I'll have you two know when I was just a little filly at school, I was writting profanity on the walls and everything!">Flash back, in class room, a pony is on the phone>"Yes Mrs. Sparkle, this is her teacher. Yes, its just....well, she's written profanity all over everything......oh no no, nothing like that! I mean she's actually written and spelled out the word 'profanity' and the little dear is so happy about learning a word she's writing it everywhere.....yes, she's very gifted. I'm going to bump her up a grade."
>>13653414>I come around to drop a shit on your parade you pull out the retarded arguments and claims.You mean you come around and proceed to shit on every living thing in the thread, including the people who'd just rather you quit the Gandalf shit?
>>13653436it's extremely shit
>>13653308>>13653355Hold on I can fix this.
>>13653436>fanfictionI'm so sorry
Lyra is hypest pony.
>>13653428>not putting googlies on Lyra as wellYou fucked it up so bad
>>13653308>>13653355>>13653450
>>13653414>You can go fuck yourself if you think I'm just going to let this hang at the end of the thread where it's essentially just me yelling into a black hole.You should.You really should.Because no-one wants to hear it.
>>13653455fuck off please
>>13653455are you camping at the library with GG?
>>13653436Oedipusia
>>13653465>fixedBut that's Mewball.
>>13653455>her back legsDude what the heck
>>13653447>>13653468You people are hopeless
>>13653459
Musical pony is tired of your shit.
>>13653465Why does Lyra have a dickWhy is his dick so bigWhy is his floor a giant calendar
>>13653470is he really the one you should be directing your anger at right now?
>>1365346510/10 on the framed picture0/10 on capturing mewball's length
>>13653447>Every living thing in threadOh so you mean the people where talking about drugs and that one faggot that still wanted to argue?>>13653468I don't care, you don't suddenly shout things and then want another person to stop once it continues past the point that you like.
Lets sing for the best day ever, ill start>7 AM, WAKING UP IN THE MORNING>GOTTA BE FRESH, GOTTA GO DOWNSTAIRS>GOTTA HAVE MY BOWL, GOTTA HAVE CEREAL>SEEIN' EVERYTHING, THE TIME IS GOIN'>GOTTA GET DOWN TO THE BUS STOP>GOTTA CATCH MY BUS, I SEE MY FRIENDS.
>>13653485the longest part of her hind legs are equal to your ankles and feetthe upper part is the knee
I bought issue 7 of the comic a second time by accident. It has the same cover too.What do I do with it?
>>13653492Do you think she only likes classical music or is she into other genre as well?I need to know so I can woo her with my varied taste in genres of music.
>>13653505why are you even here?why can't you talk about ponies like we're trying to do right now
They look like they should bend more.
>>13653532>You whip out your dubstep.
>>13653092How'd I miss this?
>>13653537>>13653520Forgot the replyfuck me
>>13653537I'd really love to just walk up to a pony and just kinda shove them onto their side and watch them kick fruitlessly on the ground
>>13653505And what about those of us who just want to enjoy our colorful horses in peace?Are we all to suffer for your crusade?
>>13653491>>13653465
>>13653550>>13653092>Asian Anon
>>13653465fixed better
>>13653092That kid's been in some exciting adventures, huh?
>>13653558it'd have to be a chubby ponyor else it wouldn't work
Which butt produces the best sound?
>>13653579Look at those deformed legs. Poor kid, he probably can't even run properly.
>>13653534>texanon needs some armorHis set up makes him look like Indiana Jones. >>13653579Would be better as non-satyr.
>>13653533Because as long as those drug discussion condoning faggots are still in this thread and most likely plan on discussing their heinous and degenerate behavior I'm going to continue posting.
>>13653582If you tickle pinkie's just right you can play stairway to heaven.
>>13653058>mentioning Book of MemoriesAnon please.
thank god for recursive filtering
I regret this whole threadGive me some requests to pass the time
>>13653549D-Do you think she'd like dubstep? Because I'd let her listen to this.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kGID6HG_uA
>>13653578>Not censoring his thumbs.
>>13653610Applejack doing something
>>13653579>Alamo.pngThat... his name?Fitting.
>>13653579>tex made a fankid with applejackBut why
you can never make me fap to pone
>>13653592The main problem I see is that knee looks odd on the left leg, needs more fabric crease.
>>13653610Rainbow Dash and Applejack being bored
>>13653619You really dug deep for that one huh
>>13653058>This happens.>/v/ goes nuclear.
>>13653610Applejack eating an appleTwily reading a book
>>13653610sweetie teaching celestia to scrunch
>>13653596> NO, YOU MOOOOOOVE
>>13653622Because a couple people asked him for it.
>>13653626Everyone, focus your willpower at the exact same moment. He will be compelled to masturbate to cartoon horses, regardless of the location.
>>13653627That and unguligrade leg anatomy not really working for bipeds that want to do more than awkwardly stumble aroundNon-pegasus satyr children must suffer seeing all the normal humans and ponies running around while they still struggle with walking across uneven terrain
>>13653528Cum on it.
>>13653626I can try.
>>13653652eh it works for iron will
>>13653622>But whyBecause Tex is Super Brony.>Tex keeps adding to his universe and changing it>Ends up making something original >Some tweaks and removes the MLP element>Ends up being famous years from now>People are shocked to learn that the lovable wife character started off as "Applejack" from MLP.
>>13653607I know right? Praise god for it.
>>13653659You need a new trick.That one's getting old.
>>13653652>Non-pegasus satyr childrenWhy are pegasus satyr children exempt from this? Flying would be even worse, I imagine.
>>13653659Still hate youLove hate relationship or whatever
>>13653659> Human Anatomy IISo the thrilling sequel to "Everybody Poops"?
>>13653654You can't cum on someone's artwork, whether it be visual arts, literature, or music. That's just disrespectful.
Horsepanties.
>>13653610>Give me some requests to pass the timePony ass licking.
>>13653671>Please, Anon?>No stallion ever thinks of me like that...
>>13653659jesus christ celestia is sleeping with a fever someone give her some advil
>>13653673>Human bone structure/build with pegasi's hollow bonesYeah I'm guessing they shatter like fucking glass at the slightest provocation.
>>13653528Are there comic donation things?Give some impoverished family colorful horse cartoon books
>>13653715I think I'll just put it in a book drive one day. That'd be nice.
>>13653713>AND THEY CALLED ME MISTER GLASS
>>13653713Pegasus wings are too small for normal flight and their bodies are too large and slow to pull the bumble bee trick, so I guess their wings channel flight magic like unicorn horns making all that weight and aerodynamics shit moot
>>13653690>not cumming on ac/dc 8 tracks
>>13653092That hand is a bit too tiny for his everything else. other than that pretty gud m8
>>13653579I think that's the kid in his younger days specifically
>>13653092He looks asian and cross eyed. Fix that, otherwise good. Don't most drawing guides for cartoons basically say "don't have them look directly at the camera" because it's awkward to draw their faces?
>>13653703Wait, what?
>>13653652>>13653673>>13653713Everything on the show breaks feasible anatomy pretty regularly as it is.
>>13653092did you take this from Salamandastron, Tex?
>>13653749
>>13653687I <3 u anon. Why do you hate me?>>13653688Yes. I call it, "The headbone is connected to the neckbone"
>>13653749wonder why tex is travelling with his kiddid the diamond dogs kidnap applejack?
>>13653752Are you saying that looking Asian should be fixed?>>13653758No.
>>13653758>SalamandastronWhat?
>>13653758I was more reminded of that episode of Samurai Jack where he picks up a baby for a while.
what if pony isn't constrained by concepts like "bones" and "muscles"?what if pony is a blob of marshmallow flesh that forms and reforms those structure whenever convenient, always retaining a basic overall pony shape?
>>13653550doing well anonkeep feeding
>>13653763
>>13653770It's a book in the Redwall series. Furries kill eachother with swords for like 19 books in a long, twisting plot.It's great. And that scene is a lot like one from Salamandastron.
>>13653764Broke me, essentially
>>13653758>redwallHoly shitI read those so long ago
>>13653769Yes, you need to make him a strong independent black woman with a connection to her heritage. Applejack would be happy.
>>13653767>One day Tex got really drunk.>Woke up in Los Pegasus.>Somehow acquired a human child in the process.>Has no memories of what happened.>Somehow has a stolen guard chariot.>This is the last time he tries Sheepish mead.
>>13653763>>13653800
>friend that lives close by comes over to grab D&D stuff that's sitting in my closet>I shower and shave, put on fresh clothes so I don't look like a mess>Ask if I could come hang out at his place if he's not doing anything tomorrow>"Oh uh... Well... [roommate] and [cute girl] are just going to be there, I was just going to be going over the rules with them and teaching them, so...">Say I just wanted to hang out anyway>"Well uh... We're not really going to be playing so... I wouldn't want you to be bored...">Clearly doesn't want me to be there>Say okay and he leaves>Go back to sitting alone in my dark room refreshing 4chan like I've been doing for the past 5 daysThank god I didn't get to hang out with my friends tonight.I might have been bored.That's my blog post for the week.
>>13653805>>13653809did you enjoy the racist subtext and graphic depictions of food
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lN5v7vBofuE
More effort has been put into the MLP Kart game than this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikC-er4WJswAnd this is being sold for $30 on Steam. Or $40 for Xbox 360 or PS3.
>>13653828those fucking food depictionsi can imagine the sleepless nights he spent struggling to describe the food
>>13653815/co/ plsat least link it to ponies somehow
>>13653811>human
>>13653805Fucking Redwall manThose books were the coolest thingsMice are hardcore shitAnd badgers are basically living gods
>>13653827Nice blog post anon. >>>/out/
beb
>Pony is forPick 2:>cute>sexual>pet
>>13653827>not pushing to be a second expert voice>allowing him to take a second padawan
>>13653642>No it's okay to discuss drugs!That's what your saying every time you argue.
>>13653806I do what I can. Was it everything you thought it would be?
>>13653842Alright, sergal-satyr princess
>>13653847>And badgers are basically living godsIt's good to know they kept true to nature then.
>>13653815are we sad now?
>>13653860All I'm seeing is some guy screaming really loudly about something virtually no one here gives a flying fuck about and considering a moral crusade.
>>13653861I didn't know what to expect since I was there for the first apples story
>>13653845>Chopping off pony snouts and using them for your hairMonster
>>13653853Cute and >
>>13653842>Hur it has to be a satyr.Fine, half human.Still has no fucking clue how he came into possession of it.
its night time.the great and powerful bat awakes
>>13653811>>13653842>>13653891This is turning into some pretty gay fan fiction.
I love this tumblr way too much.
>>13653891I think he's just referring to the reply chain pointing back to the half-horse kid.
>>13653881That was quite a while ago. Is that what broke you or did something else do it?
>>13653863Heretical.>>13653891Less heretical. Continue.
>>13653878>respondingWhy? Seriously fucking why? Why respond? Fuck you. Fuck you for shitting up this thread even further. Shithead.
>>13653847I liked how they made the hares all special-forces like.
>>13653878>Virtually no one here>Actual people who are okay with discussing drugsJust because they're quiet about it now doesn't mean they don't fucking exist or that they never fucking discuss doing drugs.Hell in yesterday thread you had a lineup of people discussing how they smoke weed, are honestly going to say that didn't fucking happen?
>>13653909Looks entertainingLink?
>>13653914Why anything?
>>13653900Trixie, get over here. I am in desperate need of your help!I need to rim your asshole.
>>13653912Yeah, pretty much
>>13653845>horn poking through the pillowOh gosh that's cute
>>13653900BATS SUCK
>"Yes! Yes of course I'll marry you, Anon!"
>>13653828>those food descriptionsThat shut was like straight up stomach smutYou don't know how hard I wished I could eat ANY of that. Straight up hunger boner whenever I read those feasts.
>>13653613>at night, Octavia lays down in bed, puts on the best headphones she has and listens to her favorite dubstep>she's rubbing herself in rhythm with the music
>>13653465>>13653355>>13653308
I need them all
>>13653920No, you misunderstand.There's a vast majority who don't give a fuck when they do it. Do you understand that? Can you grasp that? Do you understand this is a public venue and not your fucking court to hold?You're really going to make a stand about smoking pot on 4chan in the midst of a three-year continuous pony thread? REALLY?
>>13653769>Are you saying that looking Asian should be fixed?He looks a little cross eyed. Don't ask me how to fix that.This is just a minor nitpick. It's a neat image. Would you do a follow up to it?
>>13653943Sorry, I was talking to the mare behind you
>>13653959
>>13653918>the Long PatrolHoly shit that memory came out of nowhere
>>13653945In grade school we had to read "Farmer Boy" go on and on about awesome 19th century food JUST BEFORE lunch break.Shit was murder.
>>13653920>>13653956get a room.
>>13653953The heck? That can't be official merch, eh?
>>13653921http://luna-afterdark.tumblr.com/Now YOU have to post a cute pony tumblr in return.It's the rules.
>>13653946>"H-here comes the d-drop~!">"HEY OCTAVIA, WANNA COME PART-"
>>13653964No no, the one behind her.
>>13653964No no, further back.
>>13653909>I love this tumblr way too much.It's getting too brony in here.
>>13653957Maybe. I draw whatever random thoughts I have that give inspiration. Otherwise I just look at MLPG when I have no inspiration.
>>13653943Slut.
>>13653966I still haven't read all the books. I think I'm gonna go to the library tomorrow and get tons of them.>look up the seriesHoly shit, the first book was published in '86, and the most recent in 2011.I guess it's still active.
>>13653853cute and sexualpone is too sapient for pet
>>13653946A-Anon pls. I just wanted to talk about listening to music with this pone.I'm not read for lewd. My little heart can't take it.
also kaiba finale stram is going to be delayed, sorry. around 12 PST, i hope that's alrightpacking for college and doing other final things
>>13653989>>13653991
redwall.net/kitchen/oh fuckoh fuckOH FUCK
>>13653993Anon, most of us have tumblrs.Or have told others here to make tumblrs.
>>13653953>MLP: Tumblr Edition
>>13653995>"I draw whatever random thoughts I have that give inspiration.">Tex's random thoughts seemingly all revolve around MLP
>>13653964...Maybe a date?
>>13654020I LIKE THAT HORSE THE BEST
>>13654021I'm posting a whyboner image, but I know exactly why I have this goddamn boner.
>>13653956I bet you go to rock concerts and then start talking about death grips, look faggot this a mlp general and I have noticed that there are people here content with discussing drugs and not only that gets offended the moment someone says>I'm straightedge I don't like drugs, can you please no discuss them in GENERAL NOT DESIGNATED FOR THAT>ON A BOARD NOT DESIGNATED FOR THAT?Go take your shit to another board or another site
>>13653828>racist subtextexplain plz.I can kind of see it but its been ages since ive read those books.
>>13654003Jesus, really?I thought they ended in like, 2005 or something>The Rogue Crew is the 22nd book of the Redwall series by Brian Jacques, released on May 3, 2011. It is the final novel of the Redwall series, due to Jacques' death on February 5, 2011.
>>13654029oH GOD THAT DEPTHI LOVE ITAAAAAAAAHHHHH
uh oh, rediv is depressed againeveryone line up to walk into her vagina
>>13654021>no picturesI EAT WITH MY EYES!! THIS IS USELESS TO ME!!
>>13654021You SON OF A BITCH
>>13654020FURTHER BACK
ROMANCING BRAEBURN'S SWEATY HORSEBALLS QUEST RESUMING WHEN?
>>13654026>*random MLP related thoughts
>>13654042well shitI guess I should've read more than the list of booksR.I.P.
>>13654065Tex Payne?
>>13654061
>>13654059IT'S NOT SMUT YOU FOOLIT'S A GUIDEFOLLOW IT AND YOU SHALL ATTAIN GODHOOD
Would you evolve pone?
Does pony want to go out to lunch or something
>>13654060That picture never fails to tickle me. I wonder what the story behind it is.
>>13654062SETTING UP NOW!PREPARE YOUR FUCKED UP DICE ROLLS!STRAIGHT FROM THE HOSES MOUTH!
>>13654037>I bet you go to rock concerts and then start talking about death gripsIn what universe has that anything to do with talking you down from screeching about stoners in a goddamn cartoon pony forum? Spending a whole Friday night here is bad enough without > implications.> GENERAL NOT DESIGNATED NOT DESIGNATED NOT DESIGNATEDI see, you're caught in an infinite loop.
>>13654088Fine. Watcha got there?
>>13654088piss off bitch
>>13654079EVEN FURTHER
>>13654092>hosesJOSESJOSESJOSESJOHN MADDEN
Yeah, I said it. MM2 is for kiddie chumps who only like it because it was the first.
>>13654042well fuck, looks like I got some reading to do.
>>13654108Anon why don't you just tell us which pony you asked to marry youShe's probably going to say no anyways
>>13654089She likes the jams Anon spreads on their sandwiches, I think.
>>13654109EBRBRBRBRBRBRBR
>>13654110At least it wasn't as terrible as Mega Man 3.
>>13654080No, I mean, like, I want to see what the final product looks like before I make it or whatever. I'm a very visual guy.
>>13654121Deafmute pony
EULALIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>13653092You know which movie this reminds me of
>>13654024I made mine last night and asked for tumblrs to follow, but no one respondedCan you help a nigga out?
redwall a shit
>>13654136...oh, them's fighting words, son. MM3 is arguably the best of the NES series.
>>13654142Cosmo, shut up.
>>13654116>>13654116>>13654116BRAEBURNQUEST MOTHERFUCKERS>>13654116>>13654116>>13654116
>>13654121Yeah probably...
>>13654144Yeah, check the Who's Who in the linkboa-oh.
Anyone have any drawing requests?
>>13654130
>>13654141LOGALOGALOGALOOOOOOOOOG
Once again I was too late for big pone discussion. Either way thought the idea of big Gloomy near the end of Hiatus was adorable, so have a terabad sketch.
>>13654162i thought you stopped posting here
>>13654011Oh? I'm sure your heart can manage if you try.Can you imagine the smell of her sweat as she grinds into the bed, moaning and squirming, tail flicking around in delight? What if her headphones are hooked up to a vibrator? Every time the bass drops she's biting hard into a pillow, panting and moaning, her juices staining the bedsheets.
>>13654162That was you? Holy shit, looks horrible. no thanks.
>>13654180It's time to let that pony out to pasture
>>13654162Twilight and Rarity holding each other scared while an angry Opal is walking towards them
>>13654156finally!
>>13654162Fluttershy as a dragon fucking a 1963 23 window deluxe VW micro bus full of critters having sex and cheering her on.
>>13654156HAHA, TIME TO ROLL ONES!
>>13654180l-lewd
>>13654180unf
>>13654162Haha who the fuckI'll give it 2.3Terabads
>>13654162Nightmare Rarity crossed with Matriarch Benezia.
>>13654180HahaLucky sod
>>13654052Why should I care?
>>13654180UNF
>>13654199the critters whould all be dragon versions of themselves also fucking miniature models of the same vehicle
I HEARD HORATIO LIKES TIGHT PANTIES
>>13654162Shining armor being microwaved on high for ten minutes and turned into a drinking fountain while the princesses watch and make fun of him
>>13654103
>>13654097And I see you're not capable of basic comprehension>On a thread not designated for that>On a board not designated for thatYou're promoting off topic bullshit and toxic behavior by discussing drugs, is that hard to understand?
>>13654221inside each mini vehicle should be mini dragon critters, also fucking the same mini vehicle
>>13654162colts frotting
>>13654228Show me show me show me
This is Eddie Murphy.
>>13654162Some poeple have talent and draw like mewball. And then some poeple draw like that...
>>13654180I think "big and small" Gloomy is a cute silly idea, but I also prefer that size changing magic is part of her talent and she's not strictly bound to it. I like her being her usual comfortably large as her "real" size.
>>13654228Come on, show us
>>13654162Are we just giving this guy really autistic requests?Fluttershy brushing a southern sergal.
>>13654231and inside them should be molecules that look like dragons fucking molecules that look like miniature 1963 23 window deluxe VW micro bus
>>13654162You're drawing gave me cancer
>>13654156WE GON DIE
>>13654228Oh Pinkie, you tease...PLEASE SHOW ME
>>13654183Th-This is how you enjoy music at all.
>>13654262Are they going to be smoking cigarettes?
>>13654230Let me blow your mind: I had nothing to do with the drug discussion.You are bar none the most obstinate person I've seen on here, and that includes the headcanon shit a week back.This general weaves in and out of topics not officially designated for pony including /v/, do you kick and scream and bite about that? No? Why on Earth have you spent the majority or entirety of this thread saying not a goddamn thing about ponies?Are you really that self-obsessed? Are the pot-smokers really just invading your brains like fevered spiders, letting you not enjoy anything else? Really?Then where the fuck are they in this thread? How has this been anything but your own machinations since the "black hole" a thread back?
>>13654228...It's a bomb! Hit the deck!
http://news.nationalpost.com/2013/09/20/peter-wald/>religious people in charge of not being super creepy.
>>13654276Enjoy your ban, Anon.The dripping-paint trble clef might just be worth it.
>>13654262link
>>13654228is it a surprise?I like surprises
>>13654245>southernsuper gay
>>13654299I don't think people post porn without dynamic IPs, you no-fun fuck.
>>13654162you're drawing gave me cancer again
>>13654276I'm pretty sure they are.And Scratch records every single one. She has this little mic hooked up and hidden near Octavia's bed.She's using the recordings to make her own unf dubstep.Though she has a hard time focusing, considering that hearing Octavia moaning and squealing gets Scratch off too.
>>13654275>Maybe they're lining up for a voting booth.
>>13654162you're drawing made me catch cancer from those two other anons
>>13654162I thought this looked almost ok in the thumbnail, but I opened it up, and oh dear god what the fuck
>>13654276I'd that Octavia
>>13654276Everyone loves the idea of gymnasts. But it's the singers that catch you off guard. Strong abdominal muscles and diaphragm. Exceptional control of voice. They'll be able to ride you far longer than you can take it, and can make every squeal smooth, sharp, and melodic.
I like this tumblr too.It's super cute.
>>13654317why would scratch be there
>>13654310> implying I need to be the fun police to point out this is a banneraburu postI didn't hit Report but I'm sure we have 30 lurkers ready and willing to do it.
I'm so glad I found you guys. You're all my friends.
>>13654317now that's pretty unf
>>13654323>implying they aren't trying to legally purchace a firearm.
>>13654317That already exists anon.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4HcuR3Iyso
>>13654346Fuck you.
>>13654339I think it's the roommate fanon, they live together and all that.
>>13654317>at first she didnt like it, having to put up with Octavia coming into the apartment roaring drunk and one (sometimes two) smelly stallions who can't even wait to get into her bedroom to stick it in her>the overturned furniture and wallbanging made it difficult to put her new samples together
>>13654342You may not be the fun police, but you sure are an ass.>enjoy your ban
>>13654278>Let me blow your mind: I had nothing to do with the drug discussion.Yet you defend it with every single reply.>This general weaves in and out of topics not officially designated for pony including /v/, do you kick and scream and bite about that? No? Why on Earth have you spent the majority or entirety of this thread saying not a goddamn thing about ponies?At most it's "lets go play hats" not "lets designate half the thread to video game discussion".>Are you really that self-obsessed? Are the pot-smokers really just invading your brains like fevered spiders, letting you not enjoy anything else? Really?Obviously because I hate these people means I don't hate anything else or that I don't do anything else.>Then where the fuck are they in this thread? How has this been anything but your own machinations since the "black hole" a thread back?You're using the "black hole" term wrong, it's meant to be replying and arguing in a situation where NO ONE is replying, not even the person you're arguing with it.Also you and others continued to reply, which is more than enough to continue on because like I said, every time you reply you're saying "it's okay to discuss drugs".
>>13654346Im not your friend. If we were youd add me on skype you dick.
pony wants you to eat her
>>13654335Yeah we get itYou don't need to remind us
>>13654364>Implying we're not all best friends after 3 years of constant chatting
>>13654380My mouth can't open tat much and I'm not into hard vore
>>13654380Man if I'm going to eat something can't I kill it firstMaking pony live in a vat of smelly acid is just cruel
what in the sweet fuck is going on in here
>>13654400>Smelly Acidfucking unf
>>13654302
>>13654361I love that song too much.
>>13654385B-But it's a different tumblr this time.
>>13654420pinkie, your muzzle shrunk
>>13654420well that's not ominous at all!let's see it!
>>13654418sweet fucking
>>13654420Quit stalling and show us you stupid pony
>>13654438what is this, a butt for ants?
>>13654440unf
>>13654428I don't give a flying fuckYou want to talk about cute tumblrs?Go fucking make a thread on /mlp/
MLPG I'm Drunk. I love you guys so much be my bestest friend <3
>>13654342>>13654371Guys, chill out, I knew what I was getting into.
>>13654376> you're saying it's GOOD TO SKUBI'm saying BAD SKUB BAD is kind of fucking stupid. If it's off-topic, what do you think responding, stamping your feet, and > implying as hard as you can does? Does it generate MORE on-topic discussion?> At most it's "let's go play hats"You might have come at very light /v/ times, because it gets pretty /v/ around here. Saints Row vs GTA, Xbox One vs PS4, it's like wading through some grade-a /v/ sometimes.Two or three people saying "yeah blaze it 420" typically flame out faster than MLP/v/ or MLP/G/ or /mu/LPG. "What are you listening to" alone eats up more than drugs ever did.I'm saying if it bothers you, "it's off-topic!" falls on some pretty deaf ears.
>>13654419best acid
>>13654461You sound angry and unfun anon. Maybe a cute tumblr would help?
>>13654461And making up shitty fanon for background ponies is so much better
>>13654468If you're drunk, then surely you won't mind drawing Flutterpubes
>>13654472>not liking skub
>>13654468Piss off. Did you seriously need to take a trip just to say that?
>>13654468
>>13654435>>13654443
>>13654485I hate pubic hair. it's grossI don't even leave my own pubic hair in tact. I shave it every day.
>>13654461I'm sorry I upset you.
>>13654400but then pony won't get to enjoy it
>>13654498a...?
>>13654361>>13654422Imagining that as Octavia made it 10x as unfy
>>13654498A WHAT?
>>13654504thanks anyway
>>13654498IT'S ANOTHER PRESENTHIT THE DECK
>>13654498Pinkie do you even have anything
>>13654472>Implying I don't tell /mu/ faggots to fuck offI rarely see mlp/g/.The heaviest time with the console shit was around E3 and that's a bit reasonable given that it's manage to sink in half of 4chan at that point, but music and drugs are not an excuse.The only things I enjoy are pony and video games.
>>13654511But Octavia doesn't have a voice, you brony faggot
>>13654516Sorry anon, maybe some day.
>>13654498i swear to celestia, if you got me another dragon dildo
You may have run into that Ducktales remake during a trip over to the steam home page, or maybe delved into the Shantae: Half-Genie Hero kickstarter at one point, but if you haven't, WayForward is game company with a massive repertoire of games. During a Reddit Q&A, the topic of pony came up with one of the directors at Wayforward dropping this line: Oh, and we're 100% not kidding, people - SO many people here at WayForward wanna make a My Little Pony: FiM game. Lauren Faust ROCKS. Make it happen, Bronies! Followed by: You guys should email Hasbro - tell them how much you'd like to see a WF-developed FiM game. :) While some are satisfied with the micro-transaction filled cell phone game we currently have, I know I'm not alone in wanting something with a lot more substance in the pony gaming scene.
>>13654483The fuck does that have to do with anything?>>13654479>>13654505I don't give a shit about whatever you do, but just do it somewhere else.
>>13654451Trying to stop asscrackjack from posting his shit again
>>13654526There's a reason I said "imagine".
>>13654505It was a pretty cute tumblr, don't worry about it dude
>>13654506But I will enjoy it much more without the kicking and screaming coming from my stomach piling on the guilt of eating pony non-stop
>>13654536>>>/v/>>>/mlp/shut the fuck up we already talked about thisit's never going to happen and it won't lead into anything
>>13654563What a crappy ship.Why do I like it?
>>13654564
>>13654516Why do you even like pubic hair anon? all body hair is gross? The only thing I keep is the hair on my head because hair is gross.
>>13654548How am I suppose to imagine something with no basis whatsoever.We don't know her personality, voice, backstory, nothing.
>>13654586unf
>>13654577Because you're a good person and have an imagination.
pony just sneezed all over your dinner
>>13654581I don't know really, I just love the way it looks. It makes a vagina look ten times more erotic and inviting to me. The first girl I ever ate out had pubic hair, so that might be it.
Captcha's are ahard when I'm drunk
>>13654586Equestria girls are un-unf-able. They are weird awkward aliens who move like marionettes.
>>13654608I wish I had an imagination
>>13654563Did Rarity love and envy Twilight's hair in equal measure?
>>13654598imagine that you could have the perfect favorite pony, the perfect pony waifu, already designed with pleasing colors, waiting for you to give her everything else so you can love herimagine background ponies
>>13654561but you won't be guilty if pony WANTS it
>>13654628I bet Kirk would still fuck them.
>>13654623then just fucking leave or something
>out shopping>suddenly, huge revelation about how my foot fetish developed>the first book I ever read was Dr. Seuss's "The Foot Book"
>>13654617I hate curly pubic hair. Straight pubes are awright though.>tfw you like straight pubes so much you're practically a furry
Wtf am I even doing, I'll just annoy everyone if I psot when I'm drunk
>>13654632Well you ju-Pony.Pony what are you doing?Pony no!Pony put that do-PONY NOOOOOOOOOO.
>>13654644Kirk would fuck anythingYou know I don't think I've seen any Kirk x pony
>>13654623I like it when contributors are drunk.Mostly because I know how fun MLPG is when drunk.
>>13654638Pony doesn't want it.
>>13654507>>13654513>>13654517>>13654519
>>13654637I've never liked background ponies.Always thought anyone that liked them were a bunch of lonely faggots who like to project their ideals in a blank slate yet are uncreative enough to come up with something original
>>13654598But we can make it up, that's the point. No one is saying it has to be real, we're just having fun coming up with ideas. And for the purposes of the current greentext stuff, our basis is the usual fan interpretation.It's not that hard to look at a person (or a pony) and imagine what they might sound like, either.
>>13654679WHAT'S IN THE BOX?
>>13654669>Greentexter gets high.>Doesn't remember what they wrote.
>>13654664>He meets ponies, saving them from some otherworldly horror>Next scene is him in bed with Celestia, Luna, Cadence, and Shining armor>The prime directive is now a paper hat on Luna's head
>>13654617I dunno anon, my ex had pucbic hair and I still thought it was disgusting.I'm also a furry but it's still pretty gross.
>>13654656Would you Rarity's tender, aching hooves?
>>13654683>>13654680
>>13654658See, I love curly pubes. I'd like a girl with a nice big, poofy, curly bush.>>13654698I'm a furry too, and furries with excess crotch hair are my jam
>>13654669As a roommate to a guy that posts sergals here I can confirm that he's always drunk or high when he does itAlso fuck you kevin, the one minute post time makes living with you hell
>>13654680I kind of prefer them to straight OCs because OCs inevitably veer us away from the actual show. At least background ponies keep us focused.Plus, they give us something, anything to talk about during the hiatus.
>>13654664>>13654697Woop meant >>13654666
>>13654679YEEEEEAAHHFUCK YEAH BOXESI don't even care if there's anything in it!...there is, right?
>>13654680Gee, that sounds a lot like that Anon who keeps baiting> WHY ARE YOU WRITERS SO UNCREATIVE?
>>13654679And at that point 17 guards jumped on her to protect the Princess from what they thought was a bomb.Pinkie had to spend an entire month in a cast after that.On the bright side it was a very musical month for all the patients
>>13654694>Jerk off to it in the smarebooru a year later>Realize I wrote half of itThis happens more often than you'd think
>>13654679>>13654691http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cmqwbZa6_w
>>13654725Forcing discussion is never a good thing for anyone, specially about shit that's easy to project anything to.
>>13654694>get really high>join a stream>comment>nobody replies>"OH SHIT THEY THINK I'M A DUMB STONER">leave stream>write lots of lovey-dovey greentext about my waifu
>>13654679not again
>>13654679
>>13654736EA plsyou wrote half of EVERYTHING there
>>13654679let's open it!
>>13654750>>13654694>>13654623>>13654669Fuck off
>>13654724i'm going to draw prehensile clitoral hoods on your foreheadwhile you sleepwith sharpiesjust wait
As far as class and sophistication goes, the only other member of the Mane 6 Rarity could end up with would be Twilight. Twilight is both a princess and a professor which lends credence to the ship since Rarity wants somebody "on her level."Of course, there's the opposite with Applejack. Applejack would be the "Man-pony" Rarity's been looking for all her life. She may even want to fix her wild untamed ways.Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash don't even fall into that category with Rarity, but Fluttershy... Fluttershy used to be her model, and THE model throughout Equestria. If Rarity chose Fluttershy as a love-interest, it'd be the same kind of relationship that Ellen Degeneres and Portia de Rossi have.
>>13654753Oh shit, the clones got loose again?!Pinkie! Stop taking samples when I'm asleep!
>>13654769BCS, please.Not even going to get upset at the replywall.
>>13654714yesvery yes
>>13654669Maybe I should greentext while drunk. It'd be fun and I haven't written in years. Give me a prompt
>>13654764I wrote a tiny bit of smelly stuff, but I'm always under the influence when I do it. I'm scared to write sober, it's like my fingers are twisting in terrible directions.
>>13654782Rarity is a proud heterosexual mare who don't need no girls
>>13654769BCS likes me too much to tell me to fuck off
>>13654798Sweetie has a crush on Anon and tries to seduce him when they're alone in the clubhouse and outside it's raining
>>13654769
>>13654679[insert joke about Pinkie's Box here]
>>13654798you getting the fuck out
>>13654798Fluttershy shaving Dash's pubes in her sleep because they're gross and she's sick of rainbow hairs in her cereal
>>13654788I'm not BCS and there's no reason to be discussing how drunk or high you are, fuck off>>13654815>>13654819Fuck off stoner supporters, seriously.
>>13654779I'm going to tell your sister about your rain silves porn.
>>13654798Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy having a sleepover at Rarity's
>>13654803You need a kinky girlfriend you can roleplay with.Like, megakinky. Everything you like and stuff you never knew you could.
>>13654782stop this shit
>>13654824 I love you never change
>>13654810
>>13654753I wish Pinkie would give me a nice revolver.Revolvers are so nice.
>>13654828>MLPG>You can only talk about stuff I like.Wow.Back to Ponychan.
>>13654846It's a fake revolverIt only shoots candy
>>13654829she already knows
>>13654828I've never even been high before
>>13654838I'm always searching.Maybe I should turn to the internet, though.
>>13654782Carry on with this shit if you so desire.I'm with you on Rainbow Dash, but Pinkie could have a shot. They seem to play off of each other well.
>>13654828> there's no reason to post about things you likeThat's not how this works.
>>13654828HEY SCHIST-FACE, SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH THE RACIST BULL-CONGLOMERATE
>>13654841>stop lezzing up the ponies
>>13654819Pony sure is silly.
>>13653196I like this. Who drew it?
>>13654868Stop projecting your retarded fetishes.
>>13654691>>13654731>>13654737>>13654765
>>13654857It's really nice, but you have to moderate it because that crazy out-of-body high doesn't happen after smoking for a week.
>>13654857The only reason I ever started smoking was because I bought into all those drug episodes of cartoons where a character would get high and on some kind of weird psychedelic drug trip.I was lied to.But I still had/have fun doing it.
>>13654848>YOU HAVE TO LIKE WHAT I LIKE INSTEAD>NO, YOUR [GENUINE VIEWS] ARE RETARDED TROLL ATTEMPS AND HERE'S WHY: IT'S RETARDED BECAUSE I SAY SO>WHY ARE CONTINUING POSTING I THOUGHT MY MECHANICAL AND UNINTELLIGENT "REASON" WAS ENOUGH TO SWAY YOUfuck off
>>13654857Why are you a version of me that can draw?
>>13654669>>13654694I've done some of my best greentext drunk.
FINE STEW DO YOU TASTE IT RARITY
>>13654818>Sweety asks you to come over>You kind of find it weird because you've never been invited over before.> You knock on the doorO-Oh Hi anon, I wasn't sure if you'd come.
>>13654887>out-of-body highI've never experienced this.
>>13654890You are so mad and it's adorable.
when will you learn?
>>13654886
>>13654900That would imply that it's good
>not getting crossfaded
>>13654917U-uh... are you feeling okay?
One day I will spend a cool autumn morning in canterlot drinking coffee with Twilight and Rarity
>>13654917It's totally a dildoI know it
>>13654890> WHY ARE CONTINUING POSTING I THOUGHT MY MECHANICAL AND UNINTELLIGENT "REASON" WAS ENOUGH TO SWAY YOUHey, Kettle? I'd like you to meet Pot. He's black too.
>>13654917>>13654886
>>13654917I'm not worried about this at all!
>>13654871Dozens were snuggled in what pony police suspect to be a gang-related public "hit".Mayor Mare has yet to offer a statement.
>>13654897I can't draw anon
Adding a horsecock to anything would make it betterJust saying
>>13654907I get some really, really high quality stuff because I'm good friends with a pretty big gang-affiliated grower.It's not /really/ out of body I guess, but it's pretty close.
>>13654926Drinking coffee with two alicorn princesses? Is that legal?
>>13654926Can I come?I'll bring Rainbow Dash
>>13654672but pony asked you to do it
>>13654938Yes you can, a lot better then me
>>13654944>take a horsecock>add a horsecockWhat do you know, it works!
>>13654945It's laced with other drugs>trusting gangs
milf
>>13654885
>Immediately start adding horsecocks to my surroundings in my mind>Glance upon my joystickI want one
>>13654949SureMaybe later we'll go trough town.
>>13654961I mean like, friends since childhood. I knew them way before they got mixed up in that mess.
>>13654970meh
>>13654953Anon put pony up to it and threatened to hurt her friends if she didn't.
>>13654932what shakey little legs
>>13654900I have done some where I couldn't even see the keyboard.>He has to look at his keyboard.Only because looking at the screen would be even more disturbing.
>>13654857It's nothing like what the media/tv/video games make it seems You don't hallucinate, but everything just seems better/more fun/relaxing. It depends on what strain you get.
>>13654979Whoa I don't know about thatI don't want anyone seeing me with ponies
>inb4 shitposts
>>13654906>I thought since it was raining you'd need a place to stay? You want a place to stay anon?
>>13654987but pony honestly did want itthat anon situation resolved itelf weeks ago
>>13655000What's Iron Man doing with human Twilight?
>>13654976Just buy a small chance and drill a hole through it
>>13654917This can only end in tears, of happiness.
>>13655004I already had a place to stay. Home. Before I got your invitation...written with crayons.
>>13654996I get auditory hallucinations pretty regularly, where the fan in my room sounds like hushed whispers.Sometimes at night I see things in shadows and in trees, too. I see them enough to go inside because I'm creeped out.
God I wish I had some one to cuddle, I'm so lonely
>>13655011That's Spiderman saving Hanako from the flames, you retard.
>>13655005I don't believe her. Pony would never have sick, twisted fetishes like that, they're exclusive to the lowest castes of human society. Pony is better than you. Pony is better than all of us.
>>13655000Why is Red Hood grabbing Bat Girl?
>>13655034I'd cuddle with you if you were a ponyAnd didn't smell or anything
>>13655034I'd cuddle you
>>13655034GOD DAMN IT, WE'RE TOO MUCH ALIKE, TELL ME WHERE YOU ARE SO I CAN KILL YOUTHERE CAN BE ONLY ONE
>>13655034Only after I fuck you
>eating dinner with family>pile several massive spoonfuls of mashed potatoes onto plate>nobody's talking>everybody's staring at me>let them stare>I don't even care>realize that I've been subconsciously sculpting potatoes into massive horse-cock tower>excuse myself>marathon MLP:FiM with volume turned all the way up for rest of the evening
>tfw 7ft acidunf unf
>>13655034Only if you grow out your pubes
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>>13655034Please stop being the cutest poster in MLPG.
>>13654926Chistery please.Next you'll want them both in flannel in horn-rimmed glasses discussing when NoFX turned to shit.
>>13655040>I'm going to get mad at them.>>13655067>>13655070>>13655062>>13655074>>13655078>This is cool tho.
>>13655067Anon pls
>>13655051I'm not a pony>>13655057Fuck off Roogna>>13655058Phoenix, Bring it on Bitch>>13655062Okay>>13655074No, fuck you>>13655078God dammit I'd sleep with you right now if I could
>>13655078Saine isn't dotkwa, anon.
I think I should find someone to euthanise me.I'm too much of a coward to do it myself.
>>13655015I want to get a small chance, but I have no idea where I would hide itI'm also worried I'll do something wrong and fuck up my ass.
http://24.media.tumblr.com/944fcf806624321c937c1e2ace428baf/tumblr_mtfqxq6pmJ1sfogzao1_r1_1280.jpg
>>13654932
>>13655080What kind of horn? unicorn horn?
>>13655080But I'm not Chistery...I just want to drink coffee with my favorite ponies in Canterlot on a cool autumn morning.
>>13655034Pantyanon would cuddle with you
>>13655040You realize the drug enthusiasts aren't interfacing with you at all at this point and it's just some Anton's making fun of you for dragging this on full of sound and fury signifying nothing.
>>13655095PHOENIX?FUCK, I'VE GOT A LONG WALK FROM NEW YORK TO CHOP YOUR HEAD OFF AND DRINK YOUR BLOOD
>>13655103unf?Do we get to fuck her?
>>13655097Nah that's selfish as hell anon. Forgo your life and instead dedicate yourself to robotic, biology, or any field you believe will eventually be able to produce show accurate pony-lifeforms. Come on anon it's hell out here for the rest of us.
>>13655095I don't think this is Saine
>>13655102>Lyra covering herself with an oyster.png
>>13655103>>13655103What the heck, Pinkie, don't swear.
>>13655103Clearly, this means she belongs to you now...
>>13655100It's really really hard to fuck up your ass with one of those dildos. You'd would know if you did.Just play with your fingers/household objects for now
>>13655103NeatThanks Pinkie, I'll think of you whenever I use it!
>>13655102the mix of soft and hard lines is making my eyes fight eachotherI want to like it but it's annoying to look at
>>13655125Seems legit
>>13655103So is this like, slavery? That cool with everyone here?
>>13655103Put her back in the box
>>13655095
>>13655124Maybe anon wants to die because he is objectively incapable of achieving any of thatMaybe anon is dumb, ugly, and socially incompetent by nature
>>13655103well, maybe you can re-gift it
>>13655100>Fucking up your ass>With a small chance>SmallThere are a fucking shitload of gay guys with bigger dicks than thatWith a dildo at least you've got total control
>>13655040>B&Go cool off.
>>13655136It's not that hard to damage stuff. If you were to slip and fall back you'd tear things.
>>13655109No idea. Maybe faux turtle because all hipsters go "Vegan" for major fashion choices.
>>13655154Fuck that anon you don't need social skills to build a pony. Or to look good, and dumb can be fixed with years of dedicated study.
>>13655095do you want to hug a sergal
>>13655147SAINESERIOUSLYThank you for all the art.I'm still going to chop your head offBut maybe we'll cuddle first
>>13655168>implying I was bannedMy post was deleted
>>13655091>someone saved my kneaded eraser dick
>>13655095>God dammit I'd sleep with you right now if I couldG-Gosh. I don't think I'm read for that yet.
>>13655149absolutely
>>13655176Maybe, I kind of think clitoral hoods are sexy/spoiler]>>13655178I'd cuddle you anon, you seem nice all things considered.I'm Sorry I'm so drunmk Really I'll leave if yo uwante me to
>>13655136>household objectsLike?
>>13655178You'd better bring a good weapon with you.the head chopping part was fine but now that you've revealed your true intentions of cuddling saine we must fight to the death
>>13655206Dildos.
Why are there so many faggots in MLPG?Why are none of them nearby?
>>13655204Maybe you should, you're just going to wake up embarrassed tomorrow
>>13655103
>>13655176KEVIN I SWEAR TO GOD
>>13655167Ditto this. Lay down, relax, curl up legs together on your side and insert with a lot of lube. It tends to go better if you've self-pleasured a bit and gotten a groove on it.
>>13655222Carpe Diem BItch
>>13655223...Did she poop in the box?
>>13655223is she ok?
>>13655204Probably for the best.Take a break for the night, mate.
>>13655204haha furfag
>>13655146whythis is good pornor you prefer jay's?
>>13655206Anything long, hard and non porous. A condom and some eggplants or some other vegetable works too. Just be careful to not lose anything up there.
>>13655221I was supposed to hook up with an MLPG anon, but he ditched me
>>13655197I fuckin love that picture
>>13655047pony is kinkier than anyone
>>13655223
>>13655256I'm such a furfag you don't even know.
>>13655257No, you like Jay's
>>13655269Is Twilight fucking Rarity while Anon is watching?
>>13655197>Anon never listened to Dash say the safe word.
>>13655290B-Banana!
Which pony wears daisy dukes?
>>13655204I'd still cuddle you, as long as you don't puke on me.>>13655215I've got this
>>13655280what your favorite animal?otters, kangaroos, rabbits, and bears master race
>>13655268>tfw the nearest faggot from here is 8 hours away
>>13655277Are they going to kiss or what
>>13655302With bikini's on top?
http://i.imgur.com/MzsqY20.png
>>13655277>Take the box>Back away slowly
>>13655330>centaurblegh
>>13655330SaineYou should try to draw a ponyWhile drunkAnd make the pony drunk
>>13655330 >4 legs>4 titsSeems legit.
>>13655303I'm good as long as I haven't had Tequila>>13655311Kitty cats, I love cats so much but don't tell anyone>>13655344OKAY
>>13655302Daisy.
>>13655330It's shit.
>>13655303That looks like a longsword if I've ever seen oneas long as were not killing a dragon together you're not even gonna hurt me.If we are working together, you have a good shot at beating my ass
>>13655277YOU'RE THE ONE THAT BROUGHT THE BOX, PINKIEI'M KEEPING HER ANYWAY
Saine you should stram> tfw no drunk LK vidya strams> tfw no drunk strams period
>>13655352I meant your favorite animal to sexualize just to be clear
>>13655330>>13655345I'd still have a fling if she wanted me.
>>13655302
>>13655352>catsSeriously, this is creepy as fuckFavorite pokemon?
>>13655330I would, in a pinch
>>13655277She's mine now, by Right of PresentsPrepare to cuddle Fluttershy...prepare to cuddle like you've never cuddled before...
Which 2 ponies would have the most awkward morning after a night of drinking and fooling aroundI think these 2
>>13655352You should take drunk request.
>>13655360I actually have training with longswords.
>>13655370People who stram while under the influence of drugs or alcohol tend to do stupid things, like downloading CP while everyone watches.
Anyone know how good the Wacom stylus for the ipad is for drawing?
>>13655277
>>13655354Not mine fag>>13655372Kitty cats, Though I don't fucking know why but cows are so sexy I think it's because I like lactation>>13655370OKAY>>13655387I dunno, Skarmory?
>>13655391> Rose Tinted: Orange and Purple Edition
>>13655376Milky Way is not for sexual you big dumb dumb
>>13655391Twilight Sparkle and FluttershyNeither would know what to do in that situation and they'd have a collective nervous breakdown
>>13655391It would be awkward for sure. But then AJ would find that Sweetie Belle bedazzled her hat. Shit would hit the fan.
>>13655413It's still shit.
>>13655405Why on earth would you think it's anything better than outright terrible?
>>13655427Well she takes after her sister
>>13655311>tfw have such a boner for dogs and dragons i can't even believeJust kill me. I know exactly which childhood shit created these shitty fetishes.
>>13655391>first time
>>13655422I said IF SHE WANTED ME. Sheesh, she's a woman, not a sofa. She can be for sexual if she wants, or not.
>>13655405>Capacative with pressure levelsIt can't be as good as a wacom digitizerGet a Galaxy Tab Note or Transformer
>>13655451do tellwhat breeds of dogs
>>13655391>>13655453what a worst ship
>>13655407Try under all the pegasus droppings.
>>13655471Ah, well the reason I'm asking is I received an iPad as an gift and I can't really think of what to do with it. Selling it is not an option
>>13655468
>>13655451>dragonsI don't even know what started thatEven in my early childhood basically anything with dragons was my favorite anythingSomeone on /tg/ reminded me of jeremy thatcher dragon hatcher yesterday. That kind of thing defined my childhood
What episode have you only watched once?
>no one will ever draw rarishy
>>13655497
>>13655510Pretty much all of them.
>>13655487anything that looks like vaguely a huskythe neighbours had these two huskies that were always going at it and one day the male one climbed onto me while i was playing with a bug and started humping me. i cried.
>>13655453>you'll never watch a livestream with MLPG of a new episode where Applejack clambers on top of Rarity and bashfully kisses her leading to an awkward conversation between the two about what they really want and deciding not to act on their feelings but they do anyway by the end of the episode
>>13655510all of season 3
>>13655407>http://i.imgur.com/MzsqY20.png
>>13655510Every episode in S3
>>13655502Sethisto please
>>13655510I'm not sure.I think there might've been one or two from season 3 I only saw once.
>>13655533>>13655558Thats a shame, there are some great episodes in S3 That said I have only watched the season opener, AFR and SAYS once
>>13655516>Rarishy.What do they have in common even?It's not like they can have a fun night together, talking about various stitching patterns and their uses.Only to have to lead into hot, steamy, De-wrinkling of fabric.
>>13655510MMDWall the others I've rewatched at least once
>>13655528>first ever cartoon to show hardcore sex>ei logo makes a comeback to make the scene for educational purposes
>>13655510Most of season threeDuring the hiatus before season 2 I watched pretty much all of S1 like 7 times thoughI've only seen s2 a couple times, too
OH BOY, WE SEXUALIZING SPECIES?Cats for meAlso things with knots
>>13655391I think Dash and Fluttershy. The problem is that they're already pretty close, so anything that happens between them in that state is going to factor into their existing relationship. Feelings brought to light like that can make things really awkward.
>>13655525
>>13655578MMDW is my least favorite episode but iv probably watched it the most.
>>13655574>>13655516They seem like they would have a fun time together after they had a few drinks.
>>13655583>"On this episode of Tosh.0
>democrats
>tfw clop heroku is dead>tfw you lost your gay fapfiction
>>13655591Did a cat rape you or something?
>>13655563Fuck sethistoPeople are still making that stupid jokeIts been like 2 yearsI want to talk about dragons sometimes
SHITPOST
I like it when we're furfag modei mean more than usual
>>13655510I think I've watched all the episodes at least 2 or 3 times.Only reason I watched SAYS more then once was because it was streamed a few times in a row. I wouldn't have spent more then one viewing on it otherwise.
>>13655574They get together for the spa every week, so they seem to get along well. I agree there isn't a whole lot of romantic chemistry there, though.
>>13655535
>>13655639Its fun every once in a while, when there isn't anything else going onToo often and it gets really annoying though
>>13655634Fuck off, Saine's streaming
i'm not that big of a furfag but I would totally eat out a sergali just think they would be really fun to give oral to don't judge me
>>13655593>Their friends find out and go to comfort fluttershy, who's obviously the more disturbed of the two>They berate dash for being so forward with their friend>Dash says fluttershy was the aggressive one>She wasn't even sure about it but Fluttershy "insisted">Everyone looks at fluttershy>She gives a half hearted smile
My little pony is not for sexual.
Why aren't you getting HI HI HI
>>13655591>Also things with knotsLike this?
>>13655593It would only be awkward at first, they'd joke about their first times afterward
>>13655609>Fluttershy becomes a very honest pony drunk.>Ends up chewing Rarity out for nearly an hour in a drunken tirade.>Rarity isn't exactly holding back.>They wake up in a mess of a bed, it's off the frame and on the other side of Fluttershy's bedroom, that looks like a war zone.
>>13655672Then what's with all this porn?
>>13655680oh jeez
>>13655657IS IT A TOBLERONE?
>>13655677unf unf unf unf unf unf
>>13655672Yes she is, you're just denying her orgasms.
>>13655657I hate you Pinkie just cut to the chase already
Sorry if it's been mentioned already, but what did you guys think of the demo for the VN /mlp/ is making?http://derpy.me/mlpVNDemo
>>13655528Applejack: "Nah, I understand...it was just this once...and never again..."Rarity: "Oh, well now, I wouldn't say that...but let's just keep this little secret between you and me..."Applejack: "Ya know, I don't have to be back at the farm til dinner time."Rarity: "And I've already taken the liberty to clear my schedule...whatever will we do with ourselves...">Applejack smiles>zoom out of window with sounds of them making out in the background>Pinkie Pie is looking in and grinningPinkie: "Now that's what I call a Good End."Rarity: "O-oh my!"Pinkie: "Wow, a REALLY Good End!">Roll end credits
>>13654195
>>13655593Plus, Fluttershy is, well, Fluttershy, and Dash has problems showing affection. The hidden feelings would come out with the alcohol, but be difficult to talk about once they're both sobered up again.
>>13655720she isn't real
Pony just fell asleep
>>13655657
>>13655742Let her sleep, it's late
>>13655729unf
>>13655720I would never do such awful thing to pony.
>>13655668wouldn't they be like, 80 times more likely to just eat you?
>>13655742that pony is flying! quick, catch her before she hits the ground!
>>13655730>no wings on TwilightWAY TO GO ANONThanks man. I like it. Really love their faces.
>>13655699S-sorry.
>fanfiction
>>13655730Actually pretty funny. Their faces are so very squishy>>13655748SHOVE HER INSIDE
>>13655766i checked with google just for this, and they only eat you if they're at war with youso if you do it in a demilitarized zone you're totally safethis is my headcanon for griffons
>>13655748
>>13655779No anon, it's kinda hot
>>13655728It's shit
>>13655670I remember one of my first greentexts was about Fluttershy getting tipsy and hitting on a progressively more and more flustered Dash.
>>13655790oh no, pinkie, where are you going
>>13655790>Box Quest: The Boxenning; part box
>>13655827Humanworld
I know it's embarassing butReading greentext of ponies drinking alcohol and devolving into lesbian debauchery loosened me up enough to drink for the first time
>>13655827Pinkie Pie is obviously diving deep into Fluttershy's box
>>13655800Every time I write all I do is cause pain!DON'T BE MAD AT ME ANON! I HAD NO IDEA!DAMN THESE FINGERS, THEY ARE BUT TEN CURSES ON THE WORLD I WRITE!
Driving is the best thing in GTA 5Especially when you're controlling Trayvon and the cops shoot you
>>13655790
>>13655848ARE YOU A LESBIAN?And damn right that's embarrassing
Rainbow Dash's firm, athletic butt
>>13655848>Not being a forever straight-edge virgin
>>13655807I'll admit I haven't played any other VNs, so maybe I'm missing something.Is there anything in particular that's shit about it or is it only shit because it has /mlp/ attached to it?
http://i.imgur.com/VnpNPxd.gifgod damn I want to fuck a mare
Is there any media franchise with more smut than MLP? I don't think even smut franchises have more smut than this fandom.
>>13655880Rainbow Dash's firm, athletic, sweatysmelly butt
And everyone wonders where all the furries came from.
>>13655875Should I get it?
>>13655880I would give a lot of things to get a handful of that butt.It's probably just a little fuzzy like all pony buts, but very well shaped and toned and smelling faintly of cloud vapor and sweat.
>>13655880
>>13655902Lasting sexual confusionWhy do you think we want to fuck talking ponies
I had a dream where I drew an ovipositon Scene for mlpg where Dash was getting impregnated by a succubus Twilight. Would that be sexy or not?
>>13655880>Dash has a firm, athletic butt.>Only uses wings.
>>13655876
>>13655827She's going to go learn to rap from Snoop Lion
>poppersthought I was the only one who did that, it's a bitch to unscrew the cap, put it under your nose, and sniff while trying to jerk off at the same time, and if you spill it it'll burn your skin
>>13655899unf athletic bra unf unf unf damp shorts unf
>>13655916>she flexes just before the moment of impact, shattering your hand against her rump
>>13655916I would do this to every mare I passed on the street. Eventually it would be like benny hill. At least until they realize they have magic, or wings.
>>13655904It's just a really fun game to fuck around in, and the characters are greatI give it 2 thumbs and one boner up
>>13655898Pokemon
>>13655902Renamon turned me furry
>>13655921flying requires using your tail/flank as a steering device like a planeYou bet your ass it's well toned
>>13655891Eg is shitVN is EGTherefor VN is shit
>>13655922IT'S HAPPENING!
>>13655919No.Go home Saine, you're drunk.
>>13655919Sounds pretty fucking greatSuccubus Twilight lays eggs?I guess she does have wings now.Is there going to be an ovipositor or just like lips to lips?
>>13655965I should probably go yeah
>>13655913the panties ruined that picture. I don't even want genitals, just a nice butt.
>>13655961Psh, please, she sleeps all the damn time.Ever wonder why she can only perform the sonic rainboom while diving?She just lets gravity do the work I bet.
>his first non-human fapping wasn't a ponyHoly shit what a fucking faggot.
>>13655931So leave it on your desk with the cap off and bend forward to sniff it you dummy.
>>13655961DaaaaayumIs anal with Dash as good as anal with Applejack?
>>13655922
>>13655897I really want to see that video where the guy supposedly tries to fuck a filly.
>>13655962Fair enough. Guess that's why I couldn't find any opinion of it here when I looked.
>>13655922QUICKNOW'S OUR CHANCE!
>>13655983let me try again
>>13655995That would be entertaining to do, if I could do it once. After that, I would dislike it because its an actual horse.
>>13655999Oh, great.
>>13655680>>13655593>>13655670>>13655811>Fluttershy as an aggressive, flirtatious drunkuuuuuuuunnnnnffffffff
>>13655961Yeah, but Butterfly boxes regularly with her legs.Out of both ponies, I would think Dash would get beat out.And Even Applejack would have a run for her money on tone of ass.
hot glue
>>13655982NO PLSYOU'RE A FUN DRUNK
>>13656011much better
