Old horse: >>13630744Not Sweetie Belle Edition
>>13635308Babs Seed a shit
>>13635308No, we got something better.
>>13635308Babs was a decent character but her voice was fucking terrible
Babs > CMC
Time for cutest horse.
>>13635362>but her voice was fucking unfhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0jWKU9sk-8
>>13635362Better than ugly yellow green chicken mud pony.
>>13635334Babs Seed the only S3 not a shit.
>>13635383Would you touch Dash's frog?
>>13635352I'd love to ask that beta out to a coffee shop instead of a place she'd actually like to go, getting her to accept because of my max alphaness in suggesting the move. She'd pretty much cream herself right then and there as I shift my tartan flannel and adjust my coke bottle rims.
>>13635383>applying weird horse anatomy to marshmallow poniesThis picture is fucking gross
>>13635388Eh maybeThey were both mediocre characters. I have a good feeling about S4 characters being better.
>>13635385It just seemed like a voice that shouldn't be coming out of a filly.
>>13635391>This idiot.She doesn't have a frog you faggot, she has a turtle!
When she's older she's ging to be BUTTS seed
Sweetie Belle fucks only zebra stallions, to get back at her dad. Or that was the plan, anyway. Somewhere along the line, she was having so much fun being a little zigger slut she forgot the "get back at dad" part.
>>13635404Man, you had it and then you just overshot it. Never overshoot it.To be fair I was going off of what another Anon suggested with the coffee shop, and it's neither particularly beta or alpha to ask a chick out for coffee. Fucking Mystery Method mind games clouding your fool mind.
>>13635421>implying that chubby beauty doesn't already have a glorious ass
>>13635430That's a horse foot, not a frog. Did it step on a frog?
>>13635391With permission, if she asked. Or any of the ponies.>>13635415Tortoise.
Shit tier: every season finale other than BNE.
>>13635449I wonder if Dash still thinks he's a turtle
> You will never be Applejack's foal
>>13635385> "dhat"I know they're playing up the accentBut it's like she's always two lines away from selling me an "authentic" New York style pizza from Pizza Hut
>>13635461>you will never cuddle with applejack
>>13635414that's the point
>>13635421She's going to be a big mare.
>>13635463I actually heard a few voices like hers when I was visiting in NYC, but they might have actually been from Jersey.
>>13635422That sure looks tasty!
>>13635449I'd poke them when she's relaxing and unaware.Then quickly back up so I don't get kicked in the face.
>>13635463What if her parents own a pizza barnWhat if that's exactly what she does
>>13635330Is she turning them into some kind of Christmas trees?
>>13635330she'd need help to pull that offperhaps an expert prankster or two?
>>13635289Sweetie Belle, you stupid stupid girl!
>>13635442>you and Babs will never sneak out together to make time with each other
>>13635461>tfw pregnant women scare you, but you have an impregnation fetish
>>13635461>>13635483>baby anon punches out of applejack's chest like something out of a scifi movie>screams and crawls into the ductwork>ponies spend the rest of the day trying to hunt him down and put a diaper on that motherfucker>applejack doesn't recover for a week
>>13635496Kinda doubt you'd manage to back up faster then Rainbow "I Must Go Fast All The Time" Dash can react
>>13635490Yeah, it's like her accent keeps rolling around the greater Metro area.>>13635498That seems possible enoughBut do the Apples get huffy every time they go to the restaurant, flabbergasted there's no fruit pizza?
>>13635525Why is that pony pretending to be a human?Does it take anon for some kind of furfag?
>>13635461>you will never die of old age on earth, then have your consciousness transferred into a 1 year old pony in Equestria, who is Applejack's foal, where you start aging backwards, to the point where you lose the ability to walk, then you start to nurse from Applejack, then you begin to shrink, until one day you find yourself being unbirthed by her, then you spend the next 9 months inside of her as a fetus, as you slowly un-develop into a embryo, until you finally die by just fading out of existence
>>13635525That's a cold slope of Hell right there, man.
>>13635526Nah, AJ would recover from the shock of the event first to chase babby anon, as everyone else is left dumbfounded for a good moment as they wonder what just happened
>>13635526>Fluttershy screams>Baby anon is humping her face>Actually just humping it>It manages to keep him busy long enough for the rest to grab him but fluttershy will never smell right again
>>13635532>Yeah, it's like her accent keeps rolling around the greater Metro area.
>>13635541wouldn't it be the other way around for it to be a furfag?
>>13635527That's where the 'element of surprise' comes in.
>>13635532why the fuck would there be no apple pizza
>>13635526>Ponies hear it in the ductwork.>For months.>Sometimes it bursts out of a vent like in Deadspace.
Just realized only two months until new season. Somehow, I don't want it to come, even though everything I've seen of it so far looks great.
>>13635527RAINbow DashRAINbow Dash1-2-31-2-3
>>13635573Pinkie should have been the element of surprise
>luna micro will be the last one in the micro series>we will get a new MLP comic series insteadPlease don't let it be EQG Please don't let it be EQG Please don't let it be EQG Please don't let it be EQG
>>13635503Guards deserve to be festive, too!>>13635519Pinkie Pie was too tired to help her right then something about a dance, and the last time she asked Discord for something when she went home her clouds had turned into floating sod.
>>13635576>Anon retains this habit well into adulthood>His surprise hugs are legendary
>>13635580>Luna Micro.>An entire comic of her.>Acting like she did with Mac.Oh god it's going to bee awkward and amazing.
>>13635442I'd do illegal things to that filly's butt
>>13635580All signs point to it being EQG.I don't mind it if it has good artist and writers on board. If it doesn't, I won't lose any sleep overi t.
>>13635597And the best thing is that it is drawn by Price. I can't wait for it
>>13635580I am IDW, it's EQG.
>>13635574I don't know, savories sell better?Really it'd just be nice to write some sort of pissy contention the Apples do have with the Seeds branch of the family. Their whole life is Aaaaples, who wouldn't want a fine Aaaaple pizza or at least one of those lesser bastard fruits on pizza?It feels like one of those worn comfortable arguments between family members you know won't get resolved but they like going through the motions anyway.
>>13635580>>13635588>>13635602The IDW guys outright said that what they have planned isn't an EQG comic.
>>13635579if they'd left Pinkie as Surprise, she'd have had an element. The Element of Laughter artifact would have been the element of Surprise.
>>13635525>he doesn't like pregnant women
>>13635595>Pony can't even spam E to get Anon off.
>>13635609>it's an anthro series>butthurt around the table
>>13635404That beta vs alpha thing with the lesser Babs greentext was the single fucking dumbest thing I've ever read.
>>13635615>not being the one to get her pregnant
>>13635627>not being the pregnant little pony
>>13635627If your waifu showed up one day pregnant would you be suspicious? What if the baby came out full pony? Keep in mind magical dna tests don't exist.
Sweetie belle's prehensile something something
>>13635615whoops. forgot proof.
Would you let a pony climb into your shirt?
>>13635627WHat is MS up to these days?
>>13635644am I still inside of it?
>>13635615I think he likes minting pregnant women, not being confronted with swollen women teeming with life.
>>13635644Yes. Especially Ponka Poe (the pink one).
>>13635644she's too big for thatyes, even though it's going to stretch it out permanently
>>13635644Okay fine but if she fucks with my nipples while asking what they are one more time.
>>13635644Depends on the pony.Probably yes.The one I'm hoping for might be a bit too big for that though.
>>13635602>>13635588The EG comic is a MLP annual issue. As in, once a year. We're likely going to get another one next year but with something different.
>>13635649Fucking children, I imagine.
>>13635615It's not that I don't like them. I think the idea of a woman carrying a child inside her is really beautiful.They just scare me and make me uncomfortable.I can't even look at them for more than four seconds without getting queasy or freaked out.
>>13635644If she picks a graphic tee she's sleeping on the couch.
>>13635639I would try to eat the child.If it could fight me off I would raise it as my own. If it couldn't I would eat the pony. Either way, I win.
>>13635660>>13635654Pony can use the magic of friendship to stretch your shirt to fit both of you
>>13635644>wearing a Grumpy sweater>probably big enough for a filly to squeeze in here with me>falls asleep with her little head poking out from the collar beneath my chin
>>13635649probably creeping around children's playgrounds while jacking off to futa
>>13635664I guess if she can fit in there comfortably.I don't know if I could walk around with her in there but we could watch a movie or something.
>>13635639>magical dna tests don't exist.BULLSHIT
>>13635671that's instinct anonyou're not supposed to like women that have been claimed by other men
>>13635650>Gilda will never wear your shirt, complete with claw-marks and tears>Twilight will never wear your flannel shirt>Rarity will never wear your shirt after complaining how unfashionable it is, then deciding that, for you, she can handle a little bad taste
>>13635681>I have to walk around in a tent-sized shirt afterwardsThat's actually okay with me. I mean, in exchange I have her coat and wings brushing against me
>>13635687What you think the cakes didn't look? You think he didn't try asking pinkie but she didn't understand the concept of "cheating?"
>>13635644I want a picture of this with Fluttershy.
>>13635698If you want, the shirt can pop back to normal size after she gets outAlicorns are pretty powerful
>>13635697> Twilight will never wear your flannel shirtThat's probably for the best.
>>13635524Sneak out to Lookout Point What is this a cheesy teen romance flick
I'm pretty sure my roomie posts in this thread
>>13635693wouldn't it be instinct to like them more because its been proven that they're fertile
>>13635713Who says I want her to get out again?
If Twilight got herself one of those new fangled telephones, would she even need Spike anymore?
>>13635404I'm 12 and what is this?
>>13635697Which article of your clothing would you want each pony to wear?I'm thinking Fluttershy - my hoodieApplejack - blue jeansTwilight - dress shirt and tieRarity - baseball capPinkie - my swim trunksDash - my boxers
>>13635723Oh my. Well if she's big enough you could have her walk around on her hooves as you're held against her body inside the shirt
>>13635728Obsolete model, he'd probably just walk out front to sit by the trashcans and wait. He's considerate like that.
>>13635720wouldn't that be only liking them after they've given birth once?
Moonbutt is a very pretty horse, even when she's not really a horse.
>>13635716Lookout point is where all the cheesy teens go to make out. Makeout point would be more fitting I tink.
>>13635736Fluttershy - HoodieApplejack - HoodieTwilight - Wool tartan shirtRarity - fedoraPinkie - HoodieDash - naked
>post timers are not back to 30 seconds on /co/STORYTIMES ARE SAVED
>>13635747>filenameI'm imagining Babs with Gene Simmons makeup now.
>>13635737>snuggled against her back, face dug into her mane and held in place by the shirtAnon you are killing me
>>13635745What if luna but synx
>>13635741No, no, if you've made it to the point you can carry a fetus at all you're ahead of the pack. They also tend to really, REALLY want sex or really, really don't depending on the day or hour. Craigslist as more pregnant girls than you'd think out for casual play or threesomes.
>>13635745Those legs always ruin it for me. If you want to go for hooves with your anthro style, at least give them the right joints and not some lazy human-like bullshit.
>>13635758>>13635767No, no, you gotta give Dash pink frilly panties just to fuck with her.
>>13635781>...you wear these anon?...
>>13635775i heard if you cum on a fetus in the womb it's possible to overwrite the father's DNA with your own
>>13635769You can just relax and nuzzle her neck, smelling her mane and sighing softly as she carries you around
>>13635747Maybe they just make out in the soda shop when they're pretty sure the Cakes aren't looking or too fussed with the kids to care?
>>13635770What if celestia but a mix between a T-Rex, a tapeworm, and iggy pop?
>>13635781you accidentally added the word "with" there
>>13635736Fluttershy - Big wool sweaterApplejack - Old worn ripped jean shortsTwilight - Long sleeved shirtRarity - Tie, my buttoned shirt that shrunkPinkie - Horse MaskDash - Grey Hoodie
>>13635792You worry me sometimes anon.
>>13635792That's -Are you-Please tell me you're rusing me right now
>>13635789>oops sorry Dash, you're right those frilly pink panties are for me. This strapon is what I got for you~
>>13635747>Go to Makeout Point with an age appropriate Babs>She's not one for all this 'mushy stuff' but appreciates the gesture>The moon is full as it always is in Equestria >With Babs in your arms, you prepare to make out>Babs says she sees something though>Look back>Red blur of muscle and hooves>Big Mac found out>CHEESE IT
I'm not a fan of puppeteers
>>13635793That would be great, I just hope it doesn't stop her from attending to her royal duties.
>>13635797>what if celestia but discordhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQvUBf5l7Vw
>>13635736Applejack-overallsPinkie Pie-mardi gras beadsTwilight-graduation capRD-sunglassesFluttershy-sweaterRarity-not sure
CRUDE STEW DO YOU FEEL IT APPLEBLOOM
>>13635788>that hairI-is it safe to stand near her? I won't get radiation poisoning, will I?
>>13635821Other ponies give her funny looks, but she acts like you're not even there except when she wants to tickle you.
>>13635768She does have the tongue for it...>>13635794Perhaps, but the local bakery doesn't really scream privacy.... who just hangs out at bakeries anyway?
>>13635817>W-What am I supposed to do with this?
>>13635819>You run back and give her the deepest kiss time can afford>Declare that you've already won>Continue running for your life
>>13635736>Which article of your clothing would you want each pony to wear?Fluttershy - "sad" sweater, black and blue flecksApplejack - noneuphoric baseball capsTwilight - blue and white tartan button-downRarity - purple high-thread-count button-down, rolled sleevesPinkie - St. Louis Blues hoodie (limited yellow edition might go well enough with her pink)Dash - Clunky Wayfarers. If she really, really insists my fraternity letters
>>13635850the fuck is even going on here
>>13635788Nathan stop crossdressing
>>13635821>>13635842You'd just delight her, anyway. She'd only shoo you off if it was a genuinely serious situation, but those aren't that common.
>>13635850that's not unf.that's more of an oompf. And not all that appealing.
>>13635850I'm having an extremely hard time trying to figure who these are supposed to be.I'm going to take a shot in the dark and say Pinkie, Spike, Mrs.Cake?
>>13635842>except when she wants to tickle you.She might want to think about that twice, I'm kinda in a good position to blow against her wings and scratch her neck
>>13635841GET BACK TO THE BATTLEFIELD
>>13635850Gross they're all human and shit.
>>13635819Goddamn does macintosh have nothing better to do.
>>13635880tea love I'm not big mac
Who here likes ponies?
>>13635858more like>continue running for the REST OF your life.
>>13635788Her face is eh but those tits dudethose tits
>>13635885It's the only graphic hoodie in the closet and you know she'd get pissy if Pinkie has something she doesn't have
>>13635883He's very protective of his familyExtended or otherwise
>>13635860pone in letter jacket is the best thing
>>13635860>Not wearing her sorority letters
>>13635909I had a varsity jacket in highschool for golfI wouldn't mind seeing Dash or Fluttershy in that
>>13635875but anon, her wings are tucked in the perfect position to tickle your sides.It would become a war of attrition, neither of you able to escape, only relentless tickling until one gives up.
You will never be a mare in a pretty apron
>>13635912I thought you meant "out of YOUR closet"Well shit if it meant their stuff I'd have just said "everything they can steal or "borrow" from Rarity">>13635909More like futsy sweater with the letters in big canvas stitchingBut ponies in bomber jackets are pretty neat
>>13635923what colors were the jacket?which pone would you prefer?
>>13635930You wanna bet?SURPRISE SCALP MASSAGE
>>13635908Capes in charge of being edgy overdramatic crap
>>13635736Fluttershy: Wool sweaterApplejack: Plaid shirtTwilight: A long sleeve shirt?Rarity: A Supreme cap/Wayfarer glassesPanka: random-ass shirtDash: Chargers snapback
>>13635937I'd be such a good pony housewifeI know how to cook lots of stuff and I don't mind cleaning
>>13635933See anon, now you'll have to wait 60 seconds just because you posted a smart ass reply>inb4 so do you
>>13635891I like ponies ...and cloth.
>>13635941In what way was that edgy?
>>13635909>>13635923>>13635938I've got this old brown leather bomber jacket Fluttershy would look adorable in
>>13635930>only relentless tickling until one gives up.I can be very persistent when it comes to that. I'm also in the better position, not long till she will have to beg for mercy because her legs start wobbling and she can't keep up properly anymore.
>>13635939Green and White so it doesn't really go with any of them... AJ maybe
>>13635949Ponies need more cloth.
>>13635937>you will never be his cute little mare sweetheart emphasis on the little
>>13635860>Twilight - blue and white tartan button-downWHO WOULD HAVE FUCKING GUESSED
>>13635933She was cute.
>>13635949Did that pony just tell you she likes cloth?
are you banned?
>>13635942>forgot hoodie for Dosh
>>13635908But the whole "no-life neurotic freak who spends ten hours a day at the gym" IS the one who "wants it more"
>>13635964Green and white could go well with Fluttershy, but I do like AJ.... Your call.
I wouldn't mind seeing more of that lil cutie pie Babs in the future.Hey, you think if Babs got her cutie mark before the other three CMC she might be ostracized from the group? I would hope not but it could make an interesting episode.
>>13635977https://www.4chan.org/bansThis is going to be fun to look at
>>13635967>you will never ride on his back>or under his belly
>>13635977>>13635993>>13635977I haven't actually seen many /mlp/ bans on that list.
>>13635973>>13635966That's a good band name!
>>13635952All of them.I blame fight club.
>>13635980She'd look good in a V-Neck t shirt too, among other things...
>>13635993>that /v/ ban for posting poniesBut Spike isn't even a pony
>>13636005why did you remind me
>>13636020I'd think it's harder to think of clothes that pony doesn't look good in.
>>13635949Shut up pillow pony. No one asked you!
>>13636002I've seen a bunch of ponies outside of /mlp/ bans
>>13636026I saw that too, I'd be pissed
>>13636020oh gosh hnnng
>>13636002that's because the rule is entirely pointless outside of /b/ and /v/
>>13636028Remind you of what pinkie?
>>13636029I like the way you think.
You just told pony that you love her but she just replies "awww" and pats your head
>>13636055this is my least favorite type
>>13636030talking shit about softest waifuI'll cut you!
>>13636061I want pony to pat my head ;_;
>>13635966But ponies dont need clothes
>>13635981That's the point and it's what the character narrating doesn't realize.>>13636016No, I was asking how that page was "edgy"
>>13636061into the trash she goes
>>13636068How does he type with hooves?
>>13636026>what is a "we don't want your kind here furfag" ban
>>13636084are ponies disposable?
>>13636029Hm, good point>>13636078They never seem happy when its them getting the head pat.
>>13636068Strong Bad has no boxing gloves.On the other hand, imagining Strong Bad's voice coming from a pony is pretty funny.
>>13636083>implying I haven't been in a real fight>implying I haven't gotten my ass kicked
>>13636068I demand an accounting for this crime!
>>13636092only the ones that cross me
>>13635860>Blues hoodieAre you from the midwest or just a Blues fan?
>>13636082pony can't be wonderbolt without cloth.
>>13636061If she won't have me, I'll have her. Forever. Take a fucking picture whether she likes it or not and then leave her be.I feel like such an edgy coolkid right now goddamn
>>13636082>he says as he post the dressiest hoese
>>13636111I missed that when the anon posted it. >tfw there might actually be more than one blues fan in here.>tfw lost interest in watching hockey about the time ponies came around...
>>13636120>>13636120'll hug her a little harder than necessary
>>13636111Why would they cross you, are you being bad to pony?
>>13636120>>13636148you sick fucks
>>13636113>wonderbolting>when you could shadowbolt instead
Can anyone explain how Applejack can stand this way?
>>13636113So does that mean that the clothes makes the wonderbolt and not the talent?>>13636142They 'want' to wear it but they dont 'need' it.
>>13636082You can't tell pony what she do and don't need.
>>13636111Family in St. Louis who are big Blues fans, I got it for Christmas. It's one of the few sort of grubby / comfy things I still have in the closet.I live in Chicago now. Fucking Blackhawks fever all over the place.
>>13635747>Makeout Pointthat's where the cool kids go to make out. kids like Babs go to her uncle's pool hall.
>twilight sparkle's vagina tentacles
>>13636082Hey yo Lemon. I just wanted you to know that I really like what you do and you should keep it up. That being said, holy shit are you wrong.
>>13636164how do people stand on only one leg?
>>13636166Rara-sama, you made it! I was beginning to think you wouldn't show..
>>13636176>ChicagoYou went there willingly? Surely not.
>>13636188They lift the other one up.IS this a trick question?
>>13636197Fuck you, mate, it's a great town.Just spinning the last year of a grad program and getting out of here I hope. Nojobs, etc.
>>13636164ain't gots ta 'splain shit
>>13636203Applejack is a very steady pony.
>>13636205clearly pony has lifted up two legs and is balancing on the other two
>>13636180>implying pool halls aren't cool
I just want to see human Applejack wearing low-cut jeans and nothing else walking barefoot through her orchard.
>>13636213my waifu is so graceful, she puts others to shame
>>13636228That pony's colors were terrible, this sketch is cuter
Diamond dogs or timber wolves? What's more menacing?
>>13636219Who's a steady pony?You're a steady pony
>>13636228Pony is cool without pool halls, but pony is more cool in pool halls wearing a black jacket and slicked back hair and pretending to smoke a white crayon.
>>13636238Timber Wolves are more outright menacing; Diamond Dogs can be reasoned with, and therefore have more of a "face"
>>13636238Timber wolvesDiamond dogs are a joke
>>13636238Timber wolves for sureDiamond Dogs could be reasoned with and tricked
>>13636238You can reason with a diamond dog. I'd say timberwolves are scarier.
>>13636240SHOO BEE DOO
>>13636238Diamond Wolves or Timber Dogs.
>>13636228yes, but that's not where the popular kids go, the ones wearing letter jackets and hoop skirts, the ones that go down to the malt shop and rock out to the jukebox.you see, whenever you associate with Babs, you are instantly flung back into the 1950's.
>>13636238Timber wolves are savages.Doges are for mining, trading and slaving
>>13636258It would suck to hang out with Babs if you were black
>>13636238Just use werewolves.
Guys pone won't stop farting. She won't even admit she's doing it.
>>13636237I'd like to draw her more, but I beefed it picking her colors. Goggled drew this as her own idea for a scheme for corner pocket...
>>13636244>>13636247>>13636248>>13636250I thought so. Kind of want to draw Diamond dogs for the dialogue though.
>>13636284put her in her cage for the night
>>13636284Put her outside; she has a nice den out there.
>>13636277the price you pay.plus, you can, y'know, act out that part of Hairspray.
>>13636290Well, Diamond Dogs can be a lot of breeds, and you can put some extra menace into it if you like.Try a pitbull or rottweiler diamond dog.
>>13636290>Tex drawing DD'sY.. yes please
>>13636277But then you'd know all the best music and dance moves.
>>13635930>and then both Celestia and Anon died from tickle-exhaustion and we never heard of them again
>>13636289I was just never a fan of all the bright colors everywhereYou could still redo her if you wanted
>>13636262>Doges are for mining, trading and slavingand scarfing
>>13636284Place pone in a bakery
>>13636289why not draw the table really large and have a pony for each ball. Have the solids and stripes arguing and the white ball trying to calm them down.
>>13636325I think that's a health hazard.
>>13636330The white ball would be the instigatorAll the other ponies are just chilling in a group until she come rushing in and sets them all off
what if pony was Sun On Yeewhat if pony became Red Pole
>>13636319>look at Urban dictionary on what it meansBut why?
>>13636393what if pony were a bird? What if pony were a cage?
>>13636262Didn't the comics imply that the dogs enslaved other dogs?>mine for your master
>>13636385>tfw all the stores near you sell Mexican Coke
>>13636417what if they chose you for a third
>>13636414What if a AAA game ended up floppier than an 80-year-old's dick?
>>13636406>going to urban dictionary for anythingits almost as bad as TV Tropes when it comes to making up names for obscure shit that someone just made up on the spot
>>13636414>birdbut then pony won't be Sun On Yee, and 18k will win the war
>>13636432What would that matter if you still had pony?
>>13636429I'd obviously join up then betray them for a shot with the handsome stallion
>>13636414why does everything have to be a pony?maybe pony is insulted by everything being like her? maybe pony thinks it's a disgrace, like fat weeaboos to japan?
>>13636432Didn't infinite sell extremely well, though?
>>13636414What if Elizabeth pone was very cute?
>>13636429I will gladly go on an adventure with those two. I can only do my best to keep up.
Fluttershy wants to play Hello Kitty Island Adventure on her laptop next to you and wants to know if that's okay.
>>13636423>tfw Costco stopped selling it by the pallet
>>13636457Those are some exceptionally sharp-looking unicorns.
>>13636461What if the adventure is a shopping spree around Canterlot?
>>13636446no one goes there. But I know I've had times when I'm on a google quest for meaning and the results just aren't coming no matter how you phrase it, but there's urban dictionary or something with their input, and you can at least get some vague notion of what you might be looking for right?
>>13636449>you will never play video games with pony
>>13636423>>13636467What's so great about Mexican Coke?
>>13636477>they pile more and more bags on you
I know some of you guys whine about how "omg not everything needs to be ponies" but what if Fedayken ponies?
>>13636452So did the black plague.>>13636421Diamond dogs are descendants of gnolls. They enslave anyone they find.
>>13636483It's in glass bottles which are objectively superior and it uses cane sugar instead of corn syrup.
>>13636483Made from pure cane sugar instead of high fructose corn syrup
>>13636467is the new etrian odyssey any good? heard its got a story mode now, so i'm kind of curious. i know that story isn't the point of that series, but i have a shitty imagination to make up my own shit.
>>13636483Glass bottles and actual sugar.
>>13636483They use real sugar. And sell it in glass bottles.
>>13636483they use cane sugar instead of HFCSI don't really think there's that much of a difference but some people are hipster faggotsFun fact: some people think the New Coke fiasco was a marketing ploy so coke could disguise the transition between real sugar and hfcs without anyone notice
>>13636480Which pony would you play with
>>13636492It's kind of hard to call something a flop when it sells well.
>>13636417>>13636446>scarfOh.Dogs are for scarfs yes>>13636421I think the Europeans(vikings, romans etc) also enslave their own kin so I think that is normal. Well Humans enslave humans so thats that.
>>13636485Are you man enough to go shopping with two women with a penchant for accessories?
The Barbie web series is way funnier than it should behttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_pBZBoKq98By a long shot
>>13636507It always had a story mode, though?I've only totally beaten the first one, and its real story didn't really pick up until the end, but it was a fucking punch to the gut to realize you were being used to genocide the forest people
>>13636483It's like throwback drinks but better. Also glass bottles > any other coke container.nothing like that crisp smell when you pop the cap off of an ice cold bottle. Have you ever smelled the bottom of a metal coka cola bottle cap? Something about that anon. The nostalgia is enough for me alone.
>>13636507I have the demo for the 3DS, and it's kinda fun. FOEs are still horrible, horrible monsters.
>>13636512>some peopleyour taste buds are just shit. also>some peopleeveryone thinks that.
>>13636539BCS show yer vagina
>>13636512Anon I grew up on glass bottled coke with real sugar. I know the difference. It's pretty fucking big.
>>13636517My waifu but she probably doesn't like video games, so I would just play fighting games with Dash.
>>13636532i meant a more involved story. from what i've gathered, the stories in these games are really barebone, but this new one gives more emphasis on it.
>>13636534Plus you can prepare for Fallout.
>>13636544>your taste buds are just shitmaybethat also might be why I can't drink any form of diet soda without gagging
>>13636417Is it wrong to think that saffron is kind of cute
>>13636554Dash would probably be really good at Madden and Street Fighter 2
>>13636554>dash>not liking vidyaShe's want to play halo with you anon. Maybe some sports game. Or a racing game.
>>13636538Even on MLPG, FOE!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dB_PVPyn6n8
Wow, these new episodes of Whose Line Is It Anyway are a lot more lewd than they were in older seasons.
>>13636568yesdogs are not for cute or for sexual
>>13636588literally wrong on both counts
>>13636480My girlfriend has trouble using one hand, so video games tend to be like Flash stuff.I'd probably play Journey with Twilight somehow
>>13636568Not at allSaffron is a good dog
>>13636568gross anon, she's a dog
>>13636557I used to have a collected of smashed bottle caps when I was 13. I thought it was cool for some reason. I'd take a hammer to them and flatten them in so they'd be like coins. Much better for fallout currency.
>>13636590I KNOW RIGHT
>>13636559no that's normal. diet soda is for people who don't know better than to just have less or no soda.
>>13636577No, I'm saying my waifu wouldn't like video games, so I would play some with Dash. Not Dash is my waifu and she hates video games.>>13636572I would slap Dash's shit in every Street Fighter game ever. Including EX.Then we can play Rival Schools after.
>>13636450>Going with Chronicle.You disgust me, anon.
I want to fingerbang Rarity under the bleachers.
I know this is not pone but does anyone by any chance has a link to that short Futurama clip where Zapp Brannigan having a speech about how humanity's whole point of universe exploration is to bang some alien form.
Dash plays only MOBAs, Guitar Hero, and the occasional spot of Wii Fit.
>you will never make pone feel happy about her abnormal anatomy
coke tastes terrible regardless of the sweetener used
So Diamond dogs don't have any teeth besides what forms their lower jaw?
>>13636658Are horse ears durable?I mean if they're anything like humans then their ears are sensitive and they wouldn't like you using them for a grip like that
>>13636646You are correct, my friend.She just strikes me as a woman that isn't into vidya. I can't even see her playing fashion sims.
>>13636674Klondork made a good pic on the anatomy of their mouthsMost have an underbiteThey have normal teeth in addition to the spiky form of their lower jaw
>>13636673Mexican Sprite and Mexican Fanta is where it's at.Although I here East Africa has fucking amazing Fanta in dozens of flavors.
>>13636674Geez, even Gilda has teeth.
Beverage specialist here.Mexican Coke contains legitimate sugar where it's American counterpart contains high fructose shitrup. Mexican is better than American, for once.
>>13636664>you will never comfort pony over their cannibalistic tendancies
>>13636674They seem to have fangs like this in one scene and just normal upper teeth in another so whichever
>>13636700My little sister has a corn syrup allergy.Sometimes I fucking hate America.
>>13636674They have teeths underneath, sort of like Gilda
>>13636568wow furfag why can't you like ponies like a normal personfreak
>>13636724She looks so naked
>you will never be pregnant
>>13636628I drink it because I like soda but also care about my macros, dickwad.One real soda has enough sugar to toss my macro ratios in the trash.
>>13636700I had an obese friend in school. He didn't really eat much more than anybody else from what I saw, but one time I had a sleepover at his house and saw that he would only drink soda at home and mix it with goddamn Karo.
>>13636739Good, i may like pregnancy but I would never wnat to deal with it myself
>>13636664like her HUGE BUSH?
>>13636712american HFCS is usually contaminated with mercuryHFCS itself interferes with your body's attempt to remove that mercury before it fucks you up.>but muh corn farmersif you want to hate america all of the time, look up aluminum dyes>thanks for the alzheimers, now i forgot why america was so terrible
>>13636712I'm sorry to hear that, at least she won't have to suffer from the stupid shit that corn shitrup is. I wish it was banned quite honestly.
>>13636758That may be it.If she has corn syrup a little while latter it triggers a seizure that causes her to zone out and lose chunks of short term memory, compounded with migraines and nausea that usually leads to throwing up.
>>13636732She has a scarf on, Anon.
>>13636758I'm not going to look up any of that and instead I'm going to mention tinfoil hats.But I want to say that when you hit 85, you have a 50% chance to get Alzheimer's.
>>13636775COME BACK YELLOW2.3 I LOVE YOU
>>13636771It should be but MUH CORN SUBSUDIES
>>13636758We need to take this to /pol/ for further analysis and see how we should fuck the government about it
>>13636724>your quest will never be exciting or memorable or not terrible
>>13636789Why wait til 85 when you can wait til 50?
>>13636789>tfw killing myself on my 85th birthdayMy wife will just have to deal w/ it
>>13636792>but it's night time
>>13636818What if your wife is your waifu?
>>13636742I must say, that may be his best disguise yet.
>>13636819Wow great argument you dumb pony, you sure convinced me with those hot opinions.
would you play this video game with fluttershy?
>>13636724>"And as you walk through the corridor, laden with the skulls of fallen adventurers prior to your arrival, you hear the tortured screams of-">"Anon I thought you said this was going to be scary."
>>13636792>2.3this number shows up often around herewhy is it important?
>>13636789So glad my 102-year-old great uncle didn't get it before he passed. He met me once before he died, about eight months prior, and remembered me when I saw him on his deathbed.
>>13636739Good. I don't want the worst STD of them all.
>>13636792>B-But I thought you loved me
>>13636819oh man did Dotkwa draw this?It's fucking adorable.
>>13636840all i wanna DYEWTSis have some funi got a feelingi'm not the only one
>>13636838http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LP7ksvTTFhoi realized that you have to look at your beef for 30 seconds longer now
>>13636840watch the show you fucking brony shitstain
>>13636830In this theatre that I call my soulI always play the starring role
>>13636758The modern food supply has a lot of things wrong with it because the FDA lets anyone deem a compound GRAS so long as they look like credible scientists on paper.We just don't have enough resources to test every flavor enhancer and cheaper ingredient to make sure it doesn't give people cancer, autism, and pony transformation disease all at the same time.
>>13636837>were we arguing?
I tried to draw Sunbutt today
>>13636840It's Fluttershy's wingpower in Hurricane Fluttershy.
>>13636855It's okay Rainbow Dash, I'll always be here for you even if that other anon is a dick
>>13636654>you will never eat lunch with Rarity while the cheerleader squad is on break during practiceYour hands are all over her, and you can tell she's loving it, but she can't help glancing around. The other girls are sitting in the bleachers, sitting with friends, chatting, texting, and what have you, but most importantly, not looking at you and Rarity. Still, she can't help herself. She puts her hand to your chest, firmly but gently. "Not here", she slips out, her breath coming ragged. "Follow me."She takes you by the hand, sprinting, bounding down three steps at a time. A few of her friends look up to see the commotion, but shrug. They know what's about to happen, but they don't really care. She ducks under the bleachers, facing out from the field, between the cold metal steps and the great high stone wall that marks the boundaries of the school.You're on her in a flash, pulling at her little polyester jacket and skirt, desperate to find something to relieve you. Your finger hits home, and she squirms. You move your finger again, and she bites down on your neck, trying to encourage you, and begins to coil about you sensuously. You tug the panties aside and plunge your finger in. She goes rigid, arms locked about you to support her body. She's still a virgin, she told you, so any sensation threatens to overwhelm her. You fuck her quick and shallow, and her lungs follow suit, hyperventilating until you're worried she's going to pass out. But she doesn't, instead rocking her hips into your hand, trying to force your finger deeper. She's too tight, too shallow to satisfy her as she wants you to, but you have another idea. Slipping your other hand up her skirt, the other finger begins to probe at her asshole, testing the waters. Her eyes go wide as you slip a pinkie in, but before you can begin to fear you had offended her, she melts in your mouth, sighing heavily as you finger-fuck her.
>>13636841>remembered you on deathbedMy maternal grandmother had Alz. She always enjoyed my violin and forgot to gave me the Stratovarius copy now it's sitting unused in my uncle's ancient home.She had trouble remembering me...
>>13636877>eat american snack food>pass out>wake up as fluttershyTHANKS OBAMA
>>13636883You captured her regal smugness pretty well
>>13636905>>13636909I tried to make it look like she had just gotten hit by a very powerful spell actually haha
>Does Twilight feel obligated to carry out instructions that were given to her in a past life, or is there another reason she chose to go through with this?
>>13636897Fingerbang pls go
>>13636883>why am I so hard to draw from the front?Her profile snout in the show is like a stallion's, yet her front view is round like a mare's.There really is no easy way to do it so you just have to fudge it.
>>13636891>It's just not the same.
>>13636897I remember in high school, this guy was just fingerbanging his girl in the middle of the court yard one day.Everyone was just watching until a dean took them away.
>tfw you will never cuddle with ponies
>>13636939>tfw no cider
>>13636883>that 'I came' faceunf
>>13636942Tell us moar
>>13636907What would you do if you woke up as your favorite pony?
MLPG help me I don't have any friends and I'm very sad.how do I get friends?
>>13636945>black anonI can't insert myself into this picture, what's the point
>>13636883>>13636933I think she's cute.
>>13636960If I knew I probably wouldn't be here.
>>13636962>green anonI can't insert myself into any of those fucking pictures
>>13636960look for people with similar interests to your own and tolerate them until they start to grow on youfriend get
NEW ONE PUNCH MAN
>>13636954He was kissing her neck and stuff and couldn't see anything past her hair I guess, but she was squirming and looking at the crowd all embarrassed like.She was wearing pants.
>>13636986You get used to it
>>13636982The sad part is I'm notI only have 2 friends (but they're online friends)I don't wanna cause any trouble I am just tired of being alone.
>>13636962I always disliked when people give anon defining features. It's not horrible or anything, I just don't like it. It just ruins the whole idea of him being anonymous.But what I really can't stand is when people give their anon's personality on top of defining feature. That's why I dislike Mewball's "anon".
you guys is wackcelestia is lovely from front
>>13636945>not bald anonI can't insert myself into this picture, what's the point
>>13636986It's easier to insert yourself as something nobody is rather than a race with history and stereotypesIn my opinion, anyway. I'd rather be green than black.
All of my friends are being taken by GTAV.
>>13636945wait, I've been out of the game a while. are those both marker ponies? Or is one the /co/ marker pony and one her daughter?
>>13637006I don't dislike him, I just have him labeled as Mew anon. I don't think he was ever intended to really be anon. It's a character like Tex anon.
>>13636995TOO BUSY READING Needless, Ratman, and Jojo's TO CARE
>>13637006I hate that stupid fucking "green question mark mask"It's not anonymous, it's another stupid personality
>>13637012Every time I see Celestia's head like that, Power plays in my head.
>>13637012The first thing I thought when I googled "sergal" today is "holy shit it's anthro celestia"I believe this is indicative of how weird celestia looks. Weirdest looking horse.
>>13636960are you a pony
>>13637023tiny one's the old marker pony you know and lovebig one's Gloomy, hiatus MLPG. She's so big because it's a big hiatus.
>>13636945Ded Horse is HUGE10/10 would hug
>>13637019Trevor is best criminal
ponies are all a bunch of cry babies
I AM GOING TO DRAW THINGS BASED ON THREAD CONVERSATIONS SO THEY CAN BE DONE ONCE THE CONVERSATION IS OVER
>>13637003Go outside.Get a job or join a club or something.
>>13637019Maybe you should get poorer friends
>>13637019>>>/your personal blog/
>>13637064Not you too, Anon!
>>13637019give them one week
>>13637069Oh god is that Applejack in my varsity jacketI love you Goat, you even miraculously got the design right
>>13637069CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE
>>13637094since you looked at me
>>13636962It's for Klondike.
>>13636967Her eyes are so big
>>13636897Your mouth moves from hers to her earlobe, attacking the e-zone you had read about in that Playboy Mitch Scooner brought last week. She's surprised, and you're sure you hear a disappointed sigh, but she soon brightens up. She's like jelly in your hands.You hear coach McManus' whistle, and you know your time is up. You begin to make your apologies to Rarity, but she grabs your wrist, staring into your eyes with the most utterly pathetic, plaintive look imaginable. She's so keyed up right now, to deny her release would probably make her cry. So you press on.Slipping another finger into her ass, you hear her whimper. "Too much", she says quietly, eyes still closed, a rapturous expression painted across her pretty face. You mumble an apology and instead slide another finger in to her cunt. At this she throws her head back and mewls, like a cat in heat.You begin to talk to her between nibbles, going from her ear to her chin to her neck to her breast, then back again, telling her how beautiful she is, how special she is, how much you like her, how much she means to you. Her face is truly priceless, like something you expect to find in old church stained-glass windows.She shudders and goes limp, and you have to move quickly to catch her as she tumbles, shaky, to the ground. After a few seconds, she rises to her feet again. "I'm fine, I'm alright", she says, waving you off. "Just... Oh, my." Her legs wobble, her knees come dangerously close to knocking, and she doesn't seem to be looking at you; more through you. "I'd better... You have Ciralo next, right?"You nod."Oh, well. I'm done after this." She stretches languidly, getting her too-small jacket to rise up just enough to show off the belly-button piercing her parents don't know about. "Come find me after. I have something to show you."Sometimes high school ain't too bad.
>>13637080I'm sorry DD, but I'm having a blast with this game.I have a few gripes, but nothing to really stop me from enjoying it. When online gets here it's going to be even better.I hope this won't change anything between us. Can we still pony together?
>>13637136ponies have big eyes
>>13637105Aw yissI'm happy you like it!>>13637113PRIVILEGE CHECKED....NOW WHAT
>>13637124>onion/human hybridI can't relate to this boner
>>13637149every time i see the thumbnail i think the moon is homsar
>>13637149Of course we can. If you're up to the task, we can even talk about which pony ponys pony's ponies.
>>13637157Fuck you, that made me laugh. The waiter thought I was choking
>>13637053Was Gloomy made on /co/? I kinda sorta remember her creation, but it's pretty vague
>>13637143>Rarity>Bellybutton piercingIMMERSION RUINED
>>13637153it would be a shame if something happened to them
>>13637153But none of them have eyes as pretty as hers.I could spend hours looking into them without getting bored.
>>13637192Nah, she was made on /mlp/She was even sexual in her first thread
>>13637199w-what are you going to do
>>13637192nope.Not too long ago, actually.
>>13637186Sorry, we've reached our anthro abomination quota today
I think one of Celestia's secret organizations is building a line of anti-alicorn androids, just in case one of the alicorns decide to use there powers for evil.
>>13637213the very best I can
>>13636947My family and I made fresh cider little less than two weeks ago.I drank the last glass yesterday.Now no cider until next year or somebody discovers a person with more apples than they want/know what to do with.
>>13637218>quota for the day>11:03pmWe have such precious little time
>>13637208There were a few weeks where we just seemed to go on a spree with the two of them. Somehow Marker turned into a slut and Gloomy became a motherly cuddly figure.
>>13637194>Ponies shed their old eyes.txt
>>13637239Yeah, even when she's sexual, Gloomy's much more of a deeply sensual monogamous lover.
>>13637239Marker is a lot of thingsAnd definitely not for sexual
>>13637228>Live next to a working orchard.>Can get apples out the ass very easy.>Implying I would get them legally.
>>13637143Pretty goodwould've liked more anal fingering
How can I make a diamond dog look more menacing? These lower jaws are weird.
>>13637255>Marker is a lot of things>And definitely for sexual
>>13637269You don't. They're goofy to the core.
>>13637207Hey Celestia, what's up?
>>13637269you can make the eyes more fierce, bigger claws, and a bigger if need be
>>13637269open them a little so they are showing some teeth
>>13636889Thank you, been a while since I last saw that episode>>13636861>>13636875Yes I do, I've been doing the episode a day routine
>>13637255Yeah, it's just the fetishfags getting bored and wanting to sexualize something that wasn't before.
>>13637269flatten their ears at points, make a sloping face of angeruse perspective to put them at a powerful angle
It's all in the makeup
>>13637255Agreed, but for that period of time she went from playful and cheerful to slutty.It was kind of funny how quick people were to scream out against it when it was happening.
Going to be streaming around 9PMWe can either finish Superjail, continue with Nichibros or go for something different all together.What say you?Also available:WakfuSamurai JackGargoylesBatman BeyondEqGAvater: The Last Airbender and Legend of KorraThe Transformers: The Movie (1986)South Park: Bigger, Badder and Uncut
>>13637299>eating my linkfuck, now I've gotta wait 60 seconds>>13637269
>>13636945I rather like this anon, but only as a compliment/suplement to the standard anon rather than a replacementHe's a cutie
>>13637301>It was kind of funny how quick people were to scream out against it when it was happening.It's screaming 'Danger!' because some dumb fuck will get the rest of the board making generals about her or something retarded.
>>1363729065 days left until season 4 premieres. That's enough time to watch an episode a day if you want to refresh yourself on the series.
>>13637307new legend of korra ?
I'm absolutely disgusted at all the potheads that inhabit 4chan, my god is the number of them just revolting in they argue is so mechanical and predictable is like arguing with someone from /v/.I can excuse alcohol drinkers to a certain limit it's so damn ingrained into our society and I wish nothing but for that to be not the case but the absolute moral,ideological and just pure human dignity that's thrown out the window in favor of smoking drugs and consuming alcohol it's nothing but a repeat of the 60's counter culture movement in a much more user friendly and PC environment.
>>13637216>>13637208>>13637209Well that explains that then.
>>13637314That shit is annoyingI'm going to email moot and just politely tell him that I'm against the intra-thread timer increase. You should to.
>>13637326Quentin please go
>>13637326This is bait.I would have more respect for you if you fapped exclusively to prehensile clitoral hoods than if you responded to people pretending to be brainwashed rhetoric reliant americunts.
>>13637321that's the plan mate
>>13637355>those background ponieshaha
>>13637349a minute between posts absolutely murders live episode commentary
>>13637355>that scootaloo and appleblom fighting over a juice boxI laughed more than I had any right to>>13637351Yeah, that's fudge
>>13637320I doubt there was need to worry with how much the board dislikes this thread.
>>13637349I would, but I kinda like the 60 seconds thing.Plus it's probably because he's too stubborn to hold a donation to pay for servers, so he's forcing everyone to slow the fuck down.>>13637374SHIT, I DIDN'T THINK OF THAT
>>13637380What is doing it out of spite.
>>13637380And yet Fluffy Ponies, Rapistshy, and Satyrs all have their own generals these days.
>>13637381you're adorable too
Post oldest Celestia picture from your folder
>>13637362Good on ya. I started a day ago because as much as I hate to admit it EqG is still a part of the series.>>13637374Way to kill the hype moot.
>>13637397I thought Fluffy wasn't allowed.I don't really mind the other two.
Pone said what what, in the butt?
>not masturbating exclusively to articulated vaginal claws
>>13637326You need to chill
>>13637380Because that has stopped them in the past.http://i.imgur.com/Wjz2GVi.jpg
>>13637388Yeah, I also figured that it might be because the servers are overloading, but they've seemed fine lately. I understand the befits besides that as it slows spammers down but that doesn't outweigh the annoyance factor for me so hopefully he reverts it.
>>13637374>you can only make 22 posts per episodeCan the wheel of hate point to moot?
>>13637410Fluffy might not be, I've never actually left the boat for more than a few seconds at a time.
>>13637410Fluffy has been banned foreverhell, for a while entire threads were deleted because a single fluffy pony picture, not even an abuse one, was posted
>>13637405I have never had a folder. I just save images, post them, and delete them a few minutes later.
It's not enough that their arguments for pot are so mechanical and predictable in nature but they have short hands like "Quentin please go" and "Euphoric enlightened neckbeard" as an actual argument in then pretend as if acting less intelligent is somehow a key to winning the argument (another /v/ staple of fashionable arguing). They also push anything that is a dissenting opinion upon their beloved plant and to some extent beloved whiskey into the same realm as "baiting" which I find highly ludicrous given the fact that many don't even know what an actual troll bait looks like unless so fucking blatantly obvious.Listen:Not liking something isn't fucking baiting and if someone can give reason to why they don't like it then just saying "it's ur opinion man" just goes to show how stupid these potheads can get.
>>13637410Yes, but it proves that the rest of /mlp/ snags most of their shit from the general they all 'Hate'
>>13637444What kind of life is that?
>>13637420Weed would be alright if the war on drugs didn't create a godawful subculture around it>ZIMBABWE WE BLAZE IT EVERY DAY>420 420 420 420 420 420 420
>>13637278>>13637287>>13637289I don't know.
>>13637269Dogs are not menacing at most, they are goofy yet strong at best. If not, going extreme and evil are the best way for them look menacing
>>13637465That's pretty fierce. Maybe the right one needs to jut out a bit more on the far side?
>>13637460In my entire life I have never met anyone like you've described.
>>13637465Have you considered reinterpreting the jaws? Instead of having them just be funny-shaped lips, go the Monster Hunter route and have them with no lips and a massive underbite.
>>13637465its difficult to make something from a kid show seem intimidating unless you're will to make a few changes to them
>>13637449remember when trolling was about twisting logic to your goals instead of throwing it out the window and relying on pure rhetoric? me neither, at least not on 4chan.rhetoric trolling is lazy trolling and just makes it obvious that you don't actually have any controversial beliefs worth arguing over. if you use formal logic, people flip the fuck out and take you seriously because you have something that can be argued against with posts other than "ur a fag lol shut up b8er".
I want to do a nuzlocke run on sapphire but I can't find my SP
Would you let AIDSpony give you AIDS?
>>13637465you use the default brush for SAI, right?
>>13637500I have, but they were black
>>13637475Dogs are the humans of equestria
>>13637515GET AWAY CUNT
Remember when Kloudmutt could art?
>>13637519But that takes the fun out of handheld gaming
>>13637480Looking at it now, the left one looks alright for what I want. It's their open mouths that I need to work on.>>13637521No.
>>13637405I'm honestly surprised this is my oldest Celestia pic
Twilight and favorite pone are now all gooey for the next weekWhat do
>>13637504Indeed anon>"Rarity is a slut and if you like her you suck" = 0responses>thesis on slut theory with examples from the show = RARIFAG STATUS: TOLD also boner
>>13637545Maybe it's just because I have absolutely massive hands, but handheld gaming always just left me with cramps.
>>13637465Needs to look rougherMaybe some scarring or a torn earHe looks mean, but not scary.
>>13637546so stop responding 1859 hankmet
>>13637523All of my friends are black and I only have a few white ones and not a single one of them act like that and we smoke almost every day.Are we doing something wrong? Besides drugs, of course.
>>13637561>No.ohwhat do you use?
>>13637574It might be. I've got hands like the guy in that Burger King commercial.and even I can't stand the Playstation's controllers
>>13637457I lied, I used to have a folder but I deleted it when I tried to quit MLPG forever.Even the pictures of my waifu.
Pony gets very protective and jealous around you.
>>13637596...I have no idea what commercial you're talking about, but my preferred Xbox controller is The Duke.
>>13637580I also smoke nearly every day with my circle of white and hispanic friends, but the people I've met that were like that were all black
>>13637589Something like this. Why?
>>13637580smoking every day is bad for your health and your ability to enjoy the drug. take extended breaks between sessions.
>>13637593>not inverting the other ponies' faces, tooyou're halfway there, anonyou can make iti believe in you
Pony has a butt
>>13637607I like those wings
WAITI JUST REALIZEDNEW WANDER TOMORROW?
>>13637619>>13637614>>13637580Two out of three stoners are addicted lifeless degenerates.
>>13637618OH its a pencilIts an interesting looking brush, and I wanted to try itthank ya, Tex
>>13637580The fact that you need smoke every day doesn't prop up the problem "shouldn't we be doing something else" I'm not going to play TF2 and be a hippo-crit but why in the fuck can you only find fun through doing drugs?What if someone who didn't want to drugs or alcohol and was your friend?
>>13637619I take tolerance breaks once I stop getting crazy body highs. It takes about a week of constant smoking.
>>13637634WE GON STRAM?
>>13637637Feels good being a normal alcoholic.
>>13637621I inverted her because it made sense given the perspective. Look at it, it's a perfect circle. The others aren't. So, how would that look?
>>13637465You might like to add more variations, there are officially four types of diamond dog jaws in the show. The jaws of the three main dog(rover, spot, fido) and that of the digdogs/guard dogs. The most menacing for me are that of the guard dogs, coupled with that with a large body compared to a pone and they could cause a real wrecking
>>13637637>implying you can get addicted to weed
>>13637619Yeah I know. I'm planning on stopping in the upcoming weeks since I'm joining a gym soon and I've had breathing problems since I was a kid so I don't want my smoking to prevent me from workingout
>>13637629But anon, she won't let any other mares around you. Even if they're friends.
>>13637661I don't know! Why don't we find out?
>>13637662lemon PLS work on your linesi like your work so much but the lines, man
Pony's munchies made her eat another ponywhat do you do?
>>13637670my brother died of a weed overdose
>>13637670Chemical dependence? NoPsychological addiction? It can happen with anything that makes you feel good. Even looking at pictures of celestia.
>>13637686Did he use dirty needles?
>>13637597Quitting something entirely is just as bad as being fully addicted to it if it's not something inherently detrimental.On top of that, something that gives you an escape from reality is actually healthy. A good amount of MLPG can be a good thing.
>>13637675What does candy cigar taste like?
>>13637676i'll ask twilight to turn me into one of those giant fluffy shark people.then pony will have to friendzone me. nobody wants to be in love with scary werewolf-things.
>>13637676>Celestia clinging to you with legs and wings and glaring at everyone that come closehnnnng
>>13637692THAT'S NOT TRUEI CAN QUIT ANY TIME I WANT
>>13637525They are the closest come to think of it.>>13637678W.. well thats an old work
>>13637708why is that unicorn guard a pegasus
I'm a little scared of how much Applejack would ask me to help out around the farm. Farmwork seems rough.
>>13637707Pony loves you for who you are.
>>13637709Where are their beards?
>>13637719in the wedding episodes, I swear there were at least a few ggrey pegasus guards
>>13637653>why in the fuck can you only find fun through doing I do a lot of other things besides smoking. It's not the only thing I find enjoyable. I read comics, listen to music, ride bikes, and watch a lot of bad movies. I don't know how I gave off the impression that smoking is the only thing I find enjoyable. >What if someone who didn't want to drugs or alcohol and was your friendI have a lot of friends that don't smoke as well. I don't smoke or bring up smoking around them. The key to being a good friend is to be respectful of your friend's preferences.
>>13637740It's not the beard on the outsideIt's the beard on the inside that matters
Does anyone have a link to chapter 24 "Czar" of DiveQuest? TGChan wiki links me to chapter 23 with the chapter 24 title image. I apologize for it not being pony.
>>13637737pony won't love me if i'm more machine than manbrb augs
>>13637613>>13637635Those commercials upset me in so many ways
>>13637776Why? They're just commercials
>>13637776Check your privilege, Cherno.I'll never know what it's like to cradle a 1911 properly.
>>13637748>The key to being a good friend is to be respectful of your friend's preferences.That's a good rule of thumb. Wish the show still did friendship lessons: as forced as some of them were, it's kind of nice seeing important advice like that.
>>13637776Do you have tiny hands? I'm sure ponies will still accept you.
>>13637740Purloined by another species!
>>13637771Pony doesn't care maaaan
>>13637794WHO IS DRIVING TRAINGOAT IS DRIVING TRAIN
>>13637708Well.That's a cute idea. Sounds more Luna's style though if you ask me.
>>13637792Pony knows what tiny hands mean.
>>13637798Where is BDF, anyone know if he's still alive
>>13637782Just the fact the hands are so very, very tiny - how on Earth can he handle a comb or grip a steering wheel? Really the problems go far beyond whether he can handle a Whopper.>>13637792It's nice to know they'd be accepting but not exactly->>13637784They're not Cherno-strength, man.
>>13637799HOW CAN THAT BE?
>>13637798I want to poke Saffron's pawpads.I bet they're soft.
>>13637825>Saffron and Renne like you to prod their pads and frog respectively>Simultaneously
>>13637825I want to cup a breast and some ass.
>>13637817he still posts in the sub
>>13637840Does he still draw?I don't think he's updated his tumblr in a while
>>13637831>simultaneouslyJeez man, I don't know if I could deal.>>13637832That too, but afterwards.
>>13637829>He names his penis friendship.>Because he will never share it with anyone.
>you will never a ponewomb
>>1363785910/10 I cracked up
>>13637844He is trying to get back into drawing
>>13637865>you will never force a pony into rediv's womb
I am so mad at you
>>13637862IN YOUR HEART, ALWAYSI'm curious too
>>13637887Rainbow Dash please, I told you that in my culture it's perfectly normal to touch eachother's butts during movies.
>>13637862>>13637889Didn't they say they'd be streaming at nine? So in about twenty minutes.
>>13637828Man, I don't really like JJ's art but I'll admit he draws a very cute RD
>>13637475>>13637465Diamond Dogs are built like rapists. They just have a feral rapist body.
>>13637887For making me such a bastard
>>13637901BuhhhI should sleeeep
>>13637906You just like Rainbow Dash.
>>13637927Yes but that's not the pointI can recognize a good rainbow dash picture when I see it, silly
>>13637927>that face>that everything else
>>13637927I kind of like this
>>13637895What if pegasus wings were very sensitive.And what if you just couldn't help yourself but to rub them. Seriously, I wouldn't be able to stop myself.
xieril's a great dude and did this for my birthday and I just wanted to show it off. thank you a bunch.
Why aren't you pushing yourself?
>>13637906why does the soldier get drawn so much more often with ponies than most other classes?
>>13637906Despite how brony popular he is yada yada I always thought his art was pretty cute.It's just he really has barely improved at all in 2+ years
>>13637955I'm waiting until my life depends on it.
>>13637910For giving me such high standards.
>>13637950You ever feel the feathers inside of a down comforter?I imagine they're that soft
>>13637955I've been doing that all day in real life.Right now I'm drinking vodka every time I cringe in this thread as a one-man drinking game>>13632493Please send help
>>13637950>pony ruffles up her wings more and more often just so you can help her with 'em
>>13637908>Diamond Dogs are built like rapists. They just have a feral rapist body.They remind me of Wyuld from berserk.
>>13637950Pegauss wings being hyper sensitive is dumball the little debris in the air would make flying painful
>>13637957When you sameface everything and do nothing but the same thing repeatedly, you tend to stagnate.
>>13637954Happy birthdayI love your little chest tufts xieril
>>13637908>implyingThey are built/evolved to be diggers/workers/warriors and such. Just like pone's evolved to be cute>>13637979P.. please, that guy is a total fucking monster.
>>13637942Step one: Is it Rainbow Dash?
>>13637981What if only when they're already aroused/sensitive.
>>13637969I'm mad at you
>>13638004She's so cute when she tries to act smart
>>13637955You can't think pedophilia away or concentrate really hard on not having autism. You can't squint your eyes and grow an extra 20 IQ points. You can't reach up and hope you grow to a height that isn't classified as "manlet". You can't chew ten packs of gum an hour and come out with a manly chin that isn't evocative of neanderthals. You can't do pushups and stop wanting to fuck a horse princess.
>>13637977I'd be very okay with this.
>>13637956because he knows boop
>>13638023I'm 6'6" and wish I was shorter
>>13637908I would let Rover rape me
>>13638004>yes: it's shit>no: good picture
>>13638023what?I didn't say any of that
>>13637976You deserve asphyxiation via vomit for going out there and bringing it here.
>>13638007even then, it would not make sense, they would need to be reay to use properly in a moment's notice to escape dangerthe most I am willing to concede in "wings for sexual" is the notion that flaring them is part of looking big and impressive for others
>>13638039I'm perfectly fine with 5'7. I don't understand all the angst.
>>13638039What do doorframes feel like?
>>13637979...I feel like I should remember this guy.What did he do?
Is pony smart?
>>13637955Because I'm too absorbed by the media I'm surrounded by.
>>13638039I'm 6'0" and wish I was taller.
>>13638056Hard and unforgiving.The worst parts though are not having leg room ANYWHERE but my own home and hotel shower heads only coming up to my collar bone if I'm lucky.
>>13638048Probably.Here, have a nice Fluttercentaur.
>>13638023I do calisthenics and cardio all day BECAUSE I want to fuck a horse princess.I want to be the best looking horse princess-fucker there is!
>>13638050I'm sticking with sensitive wings. At least sensitive at the base.
>>13638023>You can't do pushups and stop wanting to fuck a horse princess.Well I meanI imagine if you're bad at it, wanting to crawl home and die with a big bag of Cheetos would drown out the horsefucking urgeTemporarily
I'm a little pony and I wish I was bigger
>>13638073Where do you even live, Japan? I'm 6'8" and showerheads are usually about chin level. Doorframes typically only hit me if if I go through at the top of my step.Leg room is definitely a pain, though.
>>13638080horse princess isn't real
There's so many ways for ponies to hugHumans have like, one way. It's not fair.
>>13638098I dunno, I'm 6'3" and hotel showerheads are pretty darn inadequate for me, too.
>>13638110Not with that attitude.
>>13638098I have had problems when going through doors right at the bottom of staircases