Old Thread>>13626422Fluttershy thought its a good idea to take care of Celestia's pet behind her back. Boy, she was wrong. Why didn't Celestia just told her or everyone that bird was a phoenix? Was it neat that Fluttershy get to interact with a pony that isn't Dash?
>>13630744>Why didn't Celestia just told herSee me after class
You'd think little miss animal expert would have known it was a god damn phoenix to begin with.
>>13630774>tfw you accidentally called Miss Cheerilee "Mom" during class.
>>13630783She didn't know what the parasprites were. Pinkie Pie was the one who did.Though to be fair, Celestia didn't, either.
>>13630783I'm pretty sure phoenixes aren't that common
>>13630783There's a difference between seeing a bird in its prime, and one with most of its feathers and distinguishing characteristcs gone. The show made it sound like Pheonixes were rare, so I doubt Fluttershy had much, if any, real life experience with a pheonix before hand.
>>13630795>tfw you did this a couple of times as a kid to teachersI'm sure she's heard it more than once
>>13630802>>13630805the only natural ones we saw were in the dragon migration areafluttershy wouldnt go near that anyway
both cutie marks showing
>>13630814I would Sylvia's butt
>>13630826>tfw you intentionally call Miss Cheerilee "Mom"
>>13630763> She doesn't even recognize Fluttershy from her modeling days
Are you not allowed to post 2 consecutive images within a minute anymore or something?
Finished that request I took yesterday: a sketch of Teenage Spike wrestling Celestia.
Cheerilee feels comfortable enough with you, having dated for a while, that she approaches you with her roleplaying idea for the bedroomShe'll be Celestia and you'll be Twilight Sparkle
>>13630819I want to rub them both at the same time.
>pony will never boop your boobs
>>13630819> double RainbowAll the way
>>13630847hahait looks sort of like a rediculus hug
>>13630837That sounds like her.
>>13630851I'd rather be Celestia's little brother
>>13630847Knowing how strong Celestia was, this comes to no surprise. If it were a younger Spike, he would be deader then dead. Its a nice one and its nice that you still come around here.
>>13630819will she let me touch it?
fluttershy is my waifu
If pony posted a "Like this if" would you like it?
>>13630879If you love her so much why isn't she real
>>13630879your tastes could be better
lyra is my waifu
>>13630884No.Being a pony doesn't excuse anyone from posting incredibly stupid things.
Twilight Sparkle is my wife.
>>13630897what if it saves lifes?
>>13630887b-but she's right here with me!we're cuddling I swear!
>>13630873I've been wanting to artfag, but I couldn't reply to 4chan threads for some time. Apparently the software I used to bypass those pesky "this site cannot be viewed in your country" things made my IP address look suspicious.It's good to be back. You guys are nice, so expect more art in the future.
>>13630904No it doesn't.Pony should stop being stupid.
I'm going to marry Anonymous!
>>13630911I don't think I want the two of you hanging out any more
>>13630921Not until you stop being a stupid pony.
>>13630916hooraydraw tons of sexual pones nowdon't actually do this if you don't want to, it doesn't bother me either way
>>13630917You like dead ponies then?
>>13630916Thats good to know! I hope you enjoy your stay, again. Did you read the new comic?
>>13630921That's nice. You going for a full royal wedding or hiding away in some country church that doesn't look on your miscegenation with proper hate?
>>13630942No, do you like being stupid?
>>13630851She can call me whatever she wants.And I'll call her whatever she wants.Cause that's what good pets do
>>13630954Do you like being stuck on the moon?
>>13630937I draw SFW stuff. That doesn't mean I never draw anything suggestive, though.
>>13630969Do you like answering questions with questions?
>>13630851What if she took it really seriously and you actually got transformed temporarily to actually appear like Twilight and she like Celestia?
>>13630982Suggestive is fine. That is a cute couple.
>>13630946The official one? I'm afraid not. This comic is not available where I'm at. However, my fiancé and I will be purchasing the comics when we have the chance.
>>13630994If you don't then why are you a pegasus? >>13630978http://ask-the-princess-of-night.tumblr.com/
>>13630982> She's walked in on couples before. 1000 years of opportunities!> She does however recognize these two from some pretty hot porn swapped around the Castle, dubbed from their "honeymoon" on VHS> Celestia really, really dug it
>>13631023Why are you asking stupid questions?
>>13631022Its nice to have a real copy. There is yayponies.eu for some copies there and there are some threads that post the whole comic at the sub.
>>13631023Usually I can justify following a terrible tumblr if the drawings are cute but that is just too awful.
>>13631010You guys really love this drawing, don't you?I've recently made another drawing featuring these girls, but I don't feel like coloring it. Maybe someone here does.
>>13631023>http://ask-the-princess-of-night.tumblr.com/That's a silly artstyle.I like it
>>13631050we gonna tussle
>>13631055Okay, how about we play "Pin the pony to the floor and procreate"?It's a classic.
>>13631052I thought it was cute enough and not terrible enough to not follow.
>>13631056I do, but I do not know about the rest. I know for sure some Rarityfags love that Rarity dragon.
fart fart fart faaaaaart
>>13631047Thanks for the link, I'll check it out.We're going to purchase the comics and DVDs anyway. It just doesn't feel all that fair to look at all this stuff for free.This is also the reason I don't do commisions. The show really doesn't belong to me, so I don't feel all that comfortable asking money for what I do. Yes, I could use it, but still... This is just my hobby and I like to share it.
>>13631058The fuck? That tumblr is just a badly drawn version of this one http://luna-afterdark.tumblr.com/Same ear style, similar background and header. Someone here definitely pulled some inspiration from the other.
>>13631151I'm prepared to call this one a coincidence: the only similarities in the header are that they're both sitting at a desk.
>>13631186With a cup of coffee. Both have a space and moon background that are the same composition but flipped. Also the ears. The line color in some pictures are also almost exactly the same too.
>>13631143I understand and I am sure you are going to enjoy it. It took a dip in the AJ Micro, but Big Mac, CmC, and Celestia's micro make up for that.
>>13631056Well that's cute.
>>13631143You have some pretty weird ideas about right and wrong.
>>13631229alright so>header contains Luna at a desk with coffee>both backgrounds feature the moon, but on different sides>similar earsI'm not seeing it, man. The moon's practically a given because it's Princess LUNA after all. Really, the ears are the only thing that are really that similar.
I want to embarrass Rainbow Dash
>>13631256This is Pinkie we are talking about. I am sure she does this all the time as a joke.
>>13631256That is not pinkie pie
>>13631302Anon, it says Pinkie Pie on the box. It must be Pinkie Pie.
>>13631300Oh, yeah? And what are you going to embarrass her with? Maybe catch her doing something girly?
>>13631274Maybe...But because of these weird ideas, you get everything I make free of charge. So who cares if I'm weird, right?
>>13631332i have been lied too before
WHO WANTS A STREAM?
>>13631335Well, there's this...>>13597182
I think I'm going to masturbate to those tits anon posted in the previous threadponies are pretty lame anyways
>>13631363>inflationboner died faster than a rabbit hit by a semi
>>13631339Your commissions still don't cost us anything, depending on the policies the artist sets up it's entirely plausible for everyone to get to see the same piece for free save for the person who commissioned it. Certainly it doesn't affect us negatively, but it does affect you.
>>13631335>>13631373http://derpibooru.org/426065There we go.
>>13631373I wish I was that anon. That is adorable.
>>13631415>"I only cuddled up next to you because you I was cold! Don't get any ideas!">"Stop looking at me like that! I-I'm not blushing!">"You put that sheet right back over me, buster, or you're gonna get a hoof to the face!">"And get back over here, too. I need a pillow to lie against."
>>13631438Did you see the second part yet.>>13631415
>>13631411I guess. I don't desperately need the money and feels like I'm kinda leeching, since I don't own MLP. I know, I'm weird.Oh well.
>>13631400>Not liking chubLook at this fucking pleb! LOOK AT HIMAlso more chub >>>/a/93634855
>>13631476>disgusting animu girls
>>13631473Its still cute and that is how I would acted.
Guys pony just found out you never ponied. She wants to teach you, but it's highly illegal for non pony to pony so you'll have to keep it on the down low.
>>13630805you mean before hoof
>>13631526FUCK THE PONELICE
>>13631559Sometimes I think it's just you and me in this thread donkey dick guy.
>>13631509I found a new favorite tumblr.
>>13631377i will take a look, but they are most likely just mediocre anonymous tits
>>13631587they're not anon's tits or are theywhat if interesting people secretly browse this thread
>>13631586anon's such a creep
>>13631586That is so fuck me. I would cuddle and never let go!
>>13631586its a tumblr?
>>13631610I don't really see the connection between posting your tits and being interesting
>>13631547Ponelice. You mean like the top left?It came from the DeviantART.
>>13631586I prefer this over "what are we doing on the bed? POMF" I guess
>>13631547What if your pony had ponelice?
>>13631526Is this like if Smurfs tried to say "feelboss"?
>>13631687Can you imagine the flea powder? It'd have to be strong enough to kill a horsefly!
>>13631635I guess I'd place "femanon with big tits" in the more interesting than average bracketI'm sure there could be more exciting people than that though>>13631622Mr. President?
>>13631754Tits don't make a person interesting, anon
>>13630744Better question: why was she a giant cunt in that episode? Why didn't she know about Phoenixes when she pretends she's the "animal expert"? Why do people tolerate her instead of burning her cottage down?
>>13631610i can't find them
>>13631754>Obama orders Twilight to become a unicorn again>Fuck you I'm the president and my waifu is mine
>>13631773Well, Twilight didn't recognize it either.Pheonixes are apparently uncommon, Dragon Quest aside.
>>13631754So were these naked tits?
>>13631774search for "veiny", there was a reply to it regarding that
>>13631773Because she's an element of harmony. Special privileges and all that.
>>13631810OhhhhhTHOSE titsI can't post the rest of my veiny-tit collection here now that mods are actually gods
>>13631824Yeah, you don't fuck with a future alicorn princess.
>>13631773>Hey you wanna go burn down the cottage of literally the nicest living thing in the world?>Eh, maybe tomorrow
>>13631774It's not that hard, man>>13629544>Human teats
>>13631810would set up a tent and sleep between
>>13631830good call, better post some ponieslook at this oneshe's so purple, I used to like her more
>>13631849why is fluttershy 34
>>13631875Not purple enough
>>13631849I'd like this 10 times more if not for the exaggerated eye drifting part and blushing
>>13631875Hey Twily, whaddo you want girl?
>>13631875too purple, needs more blue and more fast
>>13631889woah jeezno need to post that much purplelet's not get carried away here
>>13631830MSOB loves satyrsBut he hates their parents
>>13631900Less fast, more blue.
>>13631928Wow, this is actually really creepy
>>13631928DO YOU WANNA TREAT?
>>13631928>>13631938She's just counting anon. Ponies don't have fingers to count on.
>>13631830....imagur? the sub?
Desi Twilight is best human Twilight. Twilight Patel > Blacklight > normal Twilight. This is objective fact.
FUCK MY BUTT
>>13631910>>13631900What about purple and blueAT THE SAME TIME
>>13631978THAT'S MY HORSE
>>13631984What about red and black!
>>13631967WHO'S A GOOD GIRLYOU'S A GOOD GIRL
pony wants to eat your ponutwhere is a human's ponut anyway
What was your best ponegasmMine was from teasing that really sensitive spot on the bottom of my head with one of those Hitachi vibes while I pretended it was Celestia magicking my penis
The ponies... it's getting to the point where we may not be able to contain them.
>>13631997Le Mis only really works when Cosette is prettier than Eponine, and she sure as shit wasn't here.
>>13631984you've gone mad with power
>>13632031I think with those two actors it's only a matter of preference as some people will like either one. Besides, her version of "On My Own" in that movie is my favorite by far.
>>13631936Iron Will being an effeminate homo when he's not on stage is a good headcannon
>>13632031There are many things that didn't work in the movie
>>13632060>not wanting him to be effeminate straight
>>13632060So he's /fit/ personified?
>>13632021>Hitachi vibesThose things are pretty baller, I'd get one if they weren't expensive.
>>13632060>not being effeminate gar
>>13631830>MSOB celestia satyrunf>he will never finish it
>>13632054Also why the fuck did they cast Anne "I'm a dead ringer for some kind of subterranean mutant creature" Hathaway. This complaint carries over into DKR.
>>13632069There are others that did. I don't care. For a movie adaption it was fantastic. A good enough live production will always trump it, but this is my favorite adaption of it on film.
>>13632086She's cute, but I'd rather spend more time with her mother.
>>13632090I don't understand this complaint and thought she was just fine in the part.
>>13632060>effeminate gayhe's straight. he's a metrosexual. and just because he likes cleaning them afterwards doesn't mean he won't bloody his knuckles.
Would you go to hell for ponies? http://www.theonion.com/articles/hell-now-a-thriving-epicenter-of-gay-culture,33928/
>>13632100>>13632117How many satyr children would you have with Celestia
>>13632132As many as she wants
>>13632021I remember reading some article about how para/quadraplegics can orgasm by doing that, there's some kind of special medical vibrator that you can get.
>>13632128This is some joke that I apparently never knew about Anne Hathaway and I honestly don't get it.
>>13632100>Celestia's motherwhat, you mean the primordial mother-essence of the Earth that existed before the universe? or the mortal beings that raised them in this resurrection cycle?
>>13632093Well, the other movie adaptions aren't exactly great eitherMaybe I'm just buttblasted that they fucked up my favorite song though
>>13632151The whole thing about the Satyr characters is that they're offspring of ponies and humans. So a Celestia one would be her daughter.
>>13632132One every eleven months.
>>13632151no anon, satyr celestia's mother: celestia
>>13632151The Celestia-satyr is her offspring, not Celestia herselfCelestias mom is probably motherly2
>>13632150her mouth is really wide for her face, and she looks like she has twice the normal amount of teeth. added to this, she has the same problem Matt Smith has: that they're tall and have really long, skinny limbs. added to THIS, she rarely gets cast in roles that play to her strengths anymore; Le Mis is the exception nowadays. she gets cast as the sexy girl now, not the friendly girl.
your satyr kid has developed a hobby
>>13632160Which one was that? I actually made a few new favorites in that movie with how they were done. Even if others weren't as good as I'd seen before. I think it's just how good the actor for the part pulls it off when you see any performance of it. And so it's the same with movies but they only have one shot in a sense.Was it Stars? A lot of people say it was that one. I liked the bass he added to it even though he wasn't very good overall.
>>13632189THIN YOUR PAINTS
>>13632195It was Bring Him HomeI like or at least tolerate every other song, but that one makes me want to stab my eardrums
>>13632177You mean motherly2
>>13632177Celestia's mother is the metaphysical force of Gaia, which exists beneath your feet. additionally, as her FATHER is the force of the heavens, and both Celestia and Luna represent heavenly bodies, they look nothing like their mother. she is motherly, in her own way, but her way of being kind is to kill you and consume your body so that you can return to her bosom and she can restart the cycle.
>>13632215...Okay, I guess it doesn't take that character.
>>13632215Yes, that's what I meant, but apparently 4chan can't display it
>>13632219So she's into vore and unbirthing?
>>13632196I'd thin her paints if you know what I mean
>>13632219Oh my, is it awful idea time already?
>>13632189IMPERATOR MAGNUSIMPERATOR DEUS
>>13632219... but can I fuck her?
Reminder that BraeburnQuest resumes tomorrow at 7PM. It will be a single session, so nothing on Saturday.
>>13632228I love the way she listens to it while she walks up with the rest of her body.
>>13632231not really. it's not sexual, it's just the cycle of life.
>>13632214Oh god yeah they fucked that one up. Still standing by this one making up for any problems I had with the movie:http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=tFEkErGUjCUIt fucking broke me at the time.
>>13632264Yeah, On My Own was incredible.
>>13631975by normal he means white
jeezus look at that neck
>>13632241no. not physically. through a spell you can merge your soul with her essence temporarily, but that's as close as you'll come.
>>13632282Sounds good to me
>>13632189>tfw no satyr wife with perky tits and a winking marevag
I NEED A PICTURE OF A PONY BUTTI-it's for reference.
>>13632280>SB breeds horses
>>13632270>not actually waterproof
>>13632244I'm still scratching my head over whatever that black shit is.I get the feeling this quest would have had one of two completely different stories if we hadn't picked Sheriff.
>>13632021Twilight. Twilight on top. Twilight kneading mare teats achingly hot against my manhood and winking hard against my balls.I got problems.
>>13632113shit, ain't nothing wrong with gettin yo nails did
>>13632280that is way too large
>>13632318some people feel otherwise
>>13632327IS THAT A GOAT?
>>13632298>tfw making your parents-in-law proud>tfw your kids end up being two satyrs, a human, and a pony
>>13632314For the briefest of moments I thought you regained your sanity and started drawing things again, cute things. It was nice while it lasted.
>>13632327its time for small horses
>>13632340>Suzy stop riding your brother!
>>13632317Half-breeds only are born when the couple has sex in special pools and rivers. If you want to have a satyr daughter with Celestia, you're going to be rutting in the water.
>>13632280the cretaceous period called. They say they're missing one stallion.
Look at this chubby pony.
>>13632355Look at that tiny horse's face. He be all like "dis nigga think he know me."
>>13632355I WOULD LIKE TO HUG PONY
>>13632372that pony is not chubby, that pony is physically fit>>13632379>tiny poniesWHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MEWBALL
>Depressed fat Rainbow Dash fic getting an epilogueoh god fucking dammit
>>13632372>implying pony isn't fit and cuddly
>>13632355Now if we can just breed them to look more marshmallowy without all those real life complications.
>>13632384Do you think tiny pony and large pony can co-exist peacefully?
>>13632357>both of you are panting, yearning for release>you try to pump your hips faster and faster>but the water hinders your movement to the point where you are just staying right on the edge, unable to reach climax>it goes on for hours
>>13632372She's just full of hot air.
>>13632378he's like the awkward black guy you take a picture with. How come niggas always look weird in pictures
>>13632298>wanting a satyr wife>not wanting a centaur wife>not wanting an amazon archery goddess with an amazing bodydude, seriously. i don't know why all of you are so on for satyrs. centaurs are where it's at.
would you ride in pinkie pies scooter
>>13632413>Full of hot airFart fart FART
>>13632418They've only just discovered satyrs so it's still new and interesting. Give them time anon.
>>13632384I WANT TO HUG PONY THAT IS HUGGABLE THAT IS REAL
>>13632418Centaurs aren't hot
>>13632428hot air, not stinky air. Don't be gross anon!
>>13632413>hot air>not hot waterApplejack enjoys an enema, getting all filled up and fucked, she feels like she's going to split at the seams.
>>13632468Anything more than four limbs is creepy
>>13632451What are you, gay?
>>13632413pony should relax a little
>>13632466we truly live in the darkest of times
>>13632466apparantly, he considers himself a breasts man rather than an ass man
I owe people stuff but I can't bring myself to do anything but sketch silly stuff right now. Sorry.
>>13632475the massage pony is as strong as Goku. This is actually a Density picture
>>13632410>celestia can't take it anymore>she uses her magic to speed you up and finish you both off>you have to kick off Philomena, who has gotten excited and started humping your leg
>>13632449TOO BAD YOU CAN ONLY HUG TINY HORSE
oops, there goes another fence..
>>13632500>Philomena is watchingI don't know if I could perform well under that condition.Also magically enhanced orgasms must be the best
>>13632497AJ's hat seems to sit a bit too far back on her head
>>13632497whoa nelly.that's a good art. You art good. I like this picture on most facets it's possible to like a picture with.
>>13632475but pony is afraid!
>>13632418ponies > satyrs > centaursobjectively
>>13632544I dunnoI kinda like all of those, really.
Are you not happy that your quest is complete, and you can return to your studies in Canterlot?
>>13632544nah, centaurs are objectively better than satyrs. there's just no good mlp centaur art.
>>13632524Maybe she's jerking her head back really quickly and her hat is in the process of falling off? Or maybe I just screwed up.>>13632534Y-you too!
>>13632570>forgetting the first partyou're slipping
>>13632525not bad, but not good.i would prefer a dick version
>>13632570You can't study friendship in canterlot frodo. That's not how it works.
>>13632571nopecentaurs are terribleperiod
>>13632575No I don't, Goat, I don't art.Thank you anyway
>>13632497Goat you need to stop thinking about those pony sees so much
Ponies being punchy.
>>13632595>pony seesWHICH PONY IS THE BEST BISHOP
>>13632592anon pls we're being serious here.
whats new today in mlp
>>13632525>people finally realized that young Celestia also had punk wings and are starting to add a gradient
>>13632595Fuck you, Anon~
>>13632606I honestly don't know how that happened. I'm sure I wrote 'asses'.
>>13632611exactlyand you're posting the worst possible thing
>>13632544ponies > centaurs > satyrscentaur is closer to poniness, and therefore closer to Godliness, and therefore closer to perfection-ness.plus: mm. nice long hair, abs you want to eat off of, musculature like a Renaissance statue, glistening with sweat in the morning sunlight, knowledge of all kinds of herbs, alchemy, magic, and fighting styles, plus astrology to boot.and even if you don't swing towards a centaur girl, centaur men go double for all that. you can have your cake and eat it too. centaurs are the perfect meeting-point between the pony and horse.
>>13632623she has such a sad look at not being able to file rianbow's hooves.
>>13632628Please Goat, this is not the time to get horny. It's almost winter, you will have to wait till next spring.
Ponies > Humans > Satyrs > Centaurs.
>>13632639Centaurs are a terrible meeting point. They're too awkward in design, and everything is extraneous about them. Satyrs aren't much better, but they're in better proportion. There's nothing good about centaurs.
>>13632655 Pony > Human > Centaur > Satyr
>>13632672Centaurs are more horsey than satyrs.
>>13632672centaurs can go fast. Satyrs are always falling over. everything is better about them.
>>13632639nah man, nahcentaurs a shit
>centaur discussioncurse /a/ for introducing me to Daily Life With Monster GirlsNow I can only think of the big titty monster woman centaur in it when they are mentioned
>>13632672it's true. The greeks are probably to blame, those guys had a muscle and horse fetish
>>13632618>punk wingsneed Gilda and Celestia rocking their punk looks.>you will never catbutt and sunbutteven if you don't want them all punkish, just imagine Gilda taunting you in one ear for being less of a man than the girliest of stallions, and Celestia whispering in your other ear, telling you what a stud you are and urging you on.
>>13632693What about an adventurous warrior centaur wife?
>>13632693That's a fun series.
>>13632686They're too unhorsey. They're more like satyrs with a weighty ballast.>>13632688Centaurs can't go fast because they can't draw in enough oxygen and they have too much drag from their useless upper torso.
>>13632702in what context are those comments being madein what activity am I being urged on in
I only like centaur's design, but I really can't for sexual them.
>>13632714so instead they'll recline in bed in a sultry pose?
>>13632611This really looks like someone designed a satyr and stretched out the bottom. It's not very good.
>>13632642It's her fetish.
>>13632702>Gilda taunting you in one ear for being less of a man than the girliest of stallions, and Celestia whispering in your other ear, telling you what a stud you are and urging you on.
>>13632726yea, they're magnificant, but unpractical
>>13632730this looks like a satyr with an attachment
>not wanting to be kelts semen repository mlpg pls
>>13632732no one can seem to draw them right in this fandom. There's always something weird or wrong about any mlp centaur.
i found my centaur folder.
>>13632750>MaeShe's a good centaur, but the Shining Force series had a lot of good centaurs.
>>13632730so does she have 4 lungs?
>>13632744>not liking the attachment
>>13632719i'll give you a guess.ANSWER: it's sex.
>>13632762it's like a novelty toyit's kind of cute for a bit but it's awkward for her to wear for very long
>>13632742I appreciate how AESTHETIC AS FUARK they are. It's always really fun to draw people and horses, and centaurs aren't exempt from that. But they'd seem so awkward with any kind of reality applied to it.
>>13632759that's a bit of a personal question
>>13632650You're right, now is the time to cuddle and be cozy.
wow. that folder is HEAVILY skewed to porn.
>>13632759She has eight lungs to process the proper amount of air
/vytalibusstill streaming ponies
>>13632750>>13632758>Shining ForceFuck, the memories
>>13632787 this looks much nicer like this
>>13632773yeah, realism and centaurs just don't go together. Like in this silly pic. Gotta say the same about satyrs though. How do they move around without falling down all the time?
>>13632759no. all vital organs except for the stomach are contained in the human body. all the horse-space is needed for centaur foals.
>>13632822When it's not in use can you keep things in there? Like candy?
Why are we complaining about realismWe are talking about singing magical multicolor horsesAny centaurs would be a part of this universe, and thus realism would not apply to them
>>13632778I like the idea of mlp centaurs but not if they have their eqg faces.
>>13632795having the same problem.
>>13632822there has to be another ribcage down there, just muscle without organs is unnatural. Like a Titan from AoT
>>13632816The sizedifference really throws it off too. Satyr's are also wildly impossible, their hooves don't have the same control as our feet for balance, but at least the proportions are more familiar.
>>13632836Same with satyrs.>>13632816
>>13632840how about a face like this?
>>13632848>AoTfirthy yankee piggu most hnorabru gigazombie animu SnK
>>13632836this anon has a point.
>>13632827they're good for drug-smuggling.also, the heart, which has to be MUCH bigger to pump blood to the horse-body, is where the stomach would normally be. this is rarely unsafe for the centaur, as with very few exceptions the centaur's human belly is naturally a very hard layer of muscle which gives a great degree of protection.
>>13632787Fixed that for you.
How many shows have you destroyed today?
>>13632816>>13632850Satyrs innately use hoofgrip while walking for extra control.
>>13632877Okay you went too far.That shit doesn't even make sense on either of those animals.
Ponies = Humans > Satyrs = Centaurs
>>13632848there is a horse skeleton, but they don't have any redundant organs. what organs they do have serve as intermediaries, like a dinosaur's second brain. they're not strictly necessary, but they help.
>tfw the man responsible for there even being a video game industry in 2013 died today.
>>13632877Zecora centaur would work, but that's just stupid.
>>13632925So they have one humungous heart, two enormous lungs, and a massive digestive system to process the energy they need
I wish pony would pony pony more often, it's a nice change of pace.
>>13632891traction!=balanceGet wrekd scrub
>>13632939Ew, gross.Pony needs to brush her teeth.
centaurs are so silly, they have too much up top and/or on bottom, it would constantly get in their way and slow them downsatyrs are so silly, they have an awkward gait
>>13632921Ponies > Satyrs = Centaurs > Humans
>>13632938pretty much. the human half, the PURE human half without any horsehair on it at all, is dominated by lungs and heart. most of the other organs are in the joint between human and horse. stomach and reproductive organs are in the horse body.
>>13632934I can't believe Sonic the Hedgehog i fucking dead
>>13632966it's not awkward to them
>>13632971That wouldn't be enough space for the lungs and hearts even without bones.
>>13632977Sonic a shit.And a fictional one at that.
Pony wants to know why you ate her firend
>>13632977Fuck you I laughed
http://i.imgur.com/ZK90Im7.pngI'm unfing and you can't stop me.
>>13632968Ponies ! Satyrs ! Centaurs ! Humans
Iron Will isn't a satyr, but he's close enough in body shape that Equestria can clearly support silly fantasy half-human half-pony hybrids.We still need Grogar before we can say the same for centaurs in Equestria.
>>13632997because she was tasty
This is probably late, but I'll say it anyway; we need more episodes with Celestia actually taking an active role. They're usually good.
>>13633020Celestia should have been the one to go in Equestria Girls.
>>13633018what did she taste like?
>>13632702>"Pfft. You don't have what it takes, kid. Can't handle this much mare, let alone this much griffon.">"Oh, ignore her, sweetheart. I think you're doing beautifully. Look at her face. She's just begging for it. Maybe he should stop, hm, Gilda?">"Hah. Don't you dare, dweeb."
>>13633003Why would I stop you? Philomena is a very pretty phoenix
>people liking horse but still not liking centaurhttp://g.e-hentai.org/s/7b74d23fa4/628157-74
>>13633003>birdsYESi wonder if LK would ever draw some Philomina
>>13633003I want to take Philomena's place.
>>13633041i like pretending they are little shoulder angel/devils
>>13633003Like hell I can't, let's see your boner live through this.
>centaurswell it was inevitable
>>13632730Don't do this, broDon't do this classical romantic soft lighting thingI am IN CLASS
>>13633029That would have been excellent.
I don't like [thing]
>>13633063>Gilda on the left, Celestia on the right>each of them jacking you off slowly, seeing if you can handle fucking two physical specimens such as themselves
>>13633107then you must destroy [thing] and all who like [thing], for they are heathens
>the yoke cockringhttp://25.media.tumblr.com/af28390bdbb902ba3d4c4b820f015a60/tumblr_mteb37QWNZ1rsowjpo1_500.png
>>13633125I really like the new style he uses for his anthro legs
>>13633125But if someone rides him, won't those top pieces dig into his crotch?
>>13633125I see the name "BIG Mac" is an ironic one.
>>13633125Huh he's streaming now.
>>13633125>you will never have your insides destroyed by Big Mac's invading monster>you will never cry even as the pleasure begins to overwhelm you>you will never cum with your pathetic, inconsequential girlcock as you feel him enter you fully with an audible pop
>>13633087But centaurs ARE classical, romantic, and soft.
>>13633110See, I can understand catbirds in this fandom a bit dammit pacce and I've almost stopped question why anthro lizards have boobs. But I don't get the appeal of birds at all.
>>13633202Well, classical and romantic.
>>13633165>implying that isn't just Fluttershy's "dream size"
>>13633221>implying centaur girls aren't soft
>>13632787Good golly miss Molly
>>13633225>the only dildo Fluttershy possesses is quite small; this is what she bases all her fantasies off of
>>13633225>girls>not dreaming of foot long cocks
>>13633220>not wanting this sweet piece of bird ass
>>13633241i always think of Pinkie when i hear that song.
Just thought of somethingFor Non-sexual - >>13632685For SexualHuman > Pony > Satyr > CentaurCentaurs provide no maneuverability at all and Satyrs aren't as cute as Ponies and Humans because I would never sexual anything else
>>13633265Birds don't have that. Catbirds do though. Ain't never seen a bird with ass.
>>13633261She just doesn't know yet. Imagine how terrified she'll be the first time Big Mac gets her alone. Imagine the look on her face when she realizes just what she's gotten herself into. She'll think he's going to break her with that monstrosity, and she's not entirely wrong. And then imagine the look on her face when it finally gets into her. She just doesn't know yet, but once she does, she'll become a size queen par excellence.
Would you let Gilda laugh at your dick?
>>13633041>just finished rutting Celestia>"That's the most fake orgasm I've ever seen.">"Oh, I can assure you, that was quite genuine. But perhaps rather than take my word for it, you'd like to have your own turn...?">"...Outta the way, Ms. Goody-Four-Hooves."
>>13633290they're jealous of the butts they don't have.
>>13630774Don't make me link that song.
>>13633290I'd fuck that OC bird
>>13633306rediv plsnot all girls can take 5 flared chances like you
>>13633289in terms of geneticshuman+pony=satyrpony+satyr=centaurcentaur+pony=pony, centaur+human=satyr
>>13633314>>But perhaps rather than take my word for it, you'd like to have your own turn...BODYSWAPPING SPELL NOW PLEASE
Size shaming a shit
>>13633337Some guys can
>>13633345What ifhuman+pony=ugly deformed sterile beastmen
>>13633336I wouldn't. She's too much of a dashfag.
>>13633371More like human+pony=nothingyou will never have children with your favorite pony
>>13633371i-is he a brainless beast that would fuck any hole given to him?Even his father's?
>>13633314>implying I could go for another round if I had just seen Celestia coming below me
>>13633393But pony doesn't have to know that.
>I brought you a waffle anon
>>13633393>fuck all night without worry>adopt little filly when wanting to have family.or>date a single mother>like button's mom, or Derpy
>>13633356I would squeeze Bonbon's fat juicy butt!
>>13633318>Zebra mares pressing their enormous muscular asses up against Equestrian stallions' chests>"Little pony stallion, staring at me, standing there, tell me: have you ever wanted to be with a REAL mare?"
What do diamond dogs want with gems?
>>13633410Fuck you bitch, pancakes are superior
>>13633314>she's purring like a kitten by the end>Celestia watches as you pull out>"So...?">"...I've had better.">"I knew you'd have fun~"
>>13633410Rainbow, if I don't get some fucking meat soon, I'm going to eat you!
>>13633410Your mouth's been on that. I don't want it
>>13633424They use them to lure out their prey.Jews.
never be creative!
>>13633410>not surfing the waffle to anon on a giant wave of syrupIts like you aren't even trying, Dash
>>13633402with Celestia's magic you can. you can keep performing for as long as they want you to.
>>13633422>rule 63 ice pack
>>13633290Those hips are good
>>13633435If you didn't care, you wouldn't respond. A true fan would shut up. The shit you write is harder to put up with than the death of my wife's unborn child. I'm just happy I can take solace in that I don't have to care for long: if you keep up your dicketry there's the innevitability of someone breaking you, and if you change, then fanfare will spread across the earth and an era of peace like never before seen will arise. Win-win, cool guy.
>doge will never fuck catbutt
>>13633451shutup baby, I know it.
>>13633450pretty much. Ice Queen.
>>13632730Wow, this is pretty neat.I've always wondered what sort of overstuffed bed the "draw me like your French girls" are supposed to be onBecause they all look fucking comfy
>>13633398No, he doesn't have anything to fuck those holes with. Not even functioning limbs.You tried killing him once but his magical nightmare organs defied perforation with bullets and kept on working. Even what you thought was his brain. Celestia says you have to throw the monster into a volcano where the rest of them live at the bottom of a magma pit, feeding off of dragon shit.
>>13633441Is that a real thing that ponies do
>>13633440Ripping off successful people is so much easier.
>>13633379my boner cares not for pony preferencesit would gladly be inside that griffonand the boner is never wrong
>>13633393I'm changing the rules.
>>13633450>>13633475>not Hot Pocket
>>13633473Would you threaten to detonate her collar if she doesn't fuck you, then do it anyway on climax?
I'd Anon's satyr daughter after curfew
>>13633488griffons are good.they yowl.it's really hot.
>>13633473i can't get boners to quadrupedseven anthro is better. sorry for being a furry ;_;
>>13633495>>13633475Because depending on her mood she's either frozen solid or liquid lava hot?
>>13633510I wouldn't fuck with anon, I heard some shit about him never forgiving or forgetting.
>>13633505>losing a potential sex slave just so you can be a jerk
Why are ponies/horses so attractive? I'd marry Celestia even if she looked like a real horse
>>13633488I almost never like Gilda or gryphon stuff but something about this was really great to mehttp://i.imgur.com/R8ckUhx.png
>>13633510I trust her to make good choices, but if that's what thrills you, uhWhatever man
>>13633517really? The think about qudreped ponies is that' they're always 'bending over' showing off that ass, and they got ass.
celestia just wants you and luna to be happy together, she doesn't want to be a burden on your relationship
>>13633518And after you are done you feel like you are going to die.But you kinda want to have another in an hour.
>there's a M/F/F fic by Darf about Anon x Celestia x RDWhy did no one tell me about this earlier
>>13633482It can be
>>13633510Dude, I wouldn't. Anon's daughter is a slut. Did you hear she fucked Tommy MacLean the other day? Girl doesn't have any standards, she's probably swimming with diseases. No idea how she manages to keep up the good-girl appearance to Anon.
>>13633518No, because she has a hot pocket, and the boys are all hungry for it.Ice Queen is a terrible name for a prostitute.
>>13633538>clawscheck>pawscheck>chestboobsFIFTY DKP MINUS
>>13633538for me it's because it implies Gilda likes analand I LOVE anal
>>13633543I've always imagined they expect rear-entry sex as a rule, not an exception. That's not "muh fetish" but it's a favorite of mine.
>>13633535Really horses have ugly butt faces. I wouldn't make celestia ugly like that.
>>13633543Being bipedal gives you more ass potential by definition and really opens the door to crazy sex positions.
>>13633566Yeah but they're not that noticeableThe action is elsewhere
>>13633561There's not enough pictures of ponies shredding it
>>13633548B-but I want to be together with Celestia...
>>13633573it's not about that, the appeal is about showing off what you have, not where you got it.
>>13633558I like his Snips/Snails/DT/SS fic a lot more then I should
>>13633580I'm still waiting on some art of Dash and Scoots doing a scene from Tailspin.
>>13633588I can't into it.
>>13633572Horses are pretty cute, not so much as deer but better than moose that's for sure. It's the big beautiful eyes, moose have dark soulless eyes.
>>13633567>"oh, god! yes! it hurts! ah! harder!"
>>13633585giving, not receiving
>>13633586but luna loves you so much it hurts
>>13633608I haven't watched that in probably over a decade and I still remember that catchy theme song
>>13633558I looked at it, but they only fuck Anon because they're "paying him back" a favor. I dunno, I just can't get off when it's for a reason like that. Cheap, porn-flick reasons like catching someone masturbating or a slip of clothing are fine, but paying someone back with sex? Nah.I'm a total autist.
>>13633567Can girls even like anal? Do they get pleasure from it?
>>13633621But I love Celestia so much it hurts, too.Why can't all three of us be happy together?
>>13633611There's a difference if it can talk. "sentience" puts it at least 20 points up the chart /100
>zoophilia for things that aren't marshmallow poniesgive me a choice between a smelly earth animal and anything else. i'd fuck anything else.
>>13633635>Can girls even like sex? Do they get pleasure from it?ftfy
>>13633649Luna's up for it, but Celestia's still apprehensive. You need to convince her that a 3-way relationship is possible.
>>13633677Can we do it...through song?!
>>13633665Smelly obese black woman with lesions.
>>13633674this is my little pony
>>13633685Don't forget to put the words at the bottom so we can sing-along
>pony will never facesit you
>>13633628SPIN IT! LET'S BEGIN IT!
>>13633665Marshmallow ponies are better than pretty much everything else for sexualsalthough I'm partial to dragons myselfBut that's mostly because they don't have any of the flaws that earth animals haveIf you removed those from the earth animals too they'd be pretty fuckable. Less so than ponies, maybe, because they have really cute designs, but still.I'd fuck a sentient, clean horse with a nice personality
>>13633696I'm sorry no one told you but Dash is my little ponyI apologize for the confusion
>>13633689>smelly earth animal
>>13633650Just because you both can't speak the same language doesn't make all animals mindless, no? Horses can feel love too.
>>13633707FRIENDS FOR LIKE THROUGH THICK AND THIN WITH ANOTHER TAILSPIN!
POKEHIDDEN COMMITTED SUICIDE
>>13633724Horses can't into human love, you fucking animal rapist.
>>13633724Goin with the harkness test on this bro. Nothing against your tastes, just a personal preference.
>>13633705>smelly sweaty pony will never facesit you
>>13633724Horses aren't capable of deciding when they want to shitI don't think I'm ever going to fuck anything that's a dice roll whether or not I get shit on
>>13633724that's why i put sentience in quotes. I want her to conversate with me so i can see into her soul
>>13633719>>13633696Only one way to settle this.
>>13633709There's also the fact they may or may not cum like this EVERY TIMEhttp://i.imgur.com/JTIxOZZ.gif
>>13633719Actually, she's my little pony. Thanks for holding onto her for me.
>>13633763Why don't we put her between us and see who she comes to
>>13633763>>13633719I'll fight you both
>>13633769SHE EXTENDED HER WINGS AND DRAGGED YOU BOTH TOWARDS HER
>>13633764all signs point to bullshit
>>13633769>mfw she flies away and lands at Fluttershy's house.
>>13632934I got to meet the guy who draws this a couple of weeks ago.He was actually pretty awkward about just a few questions I had about how he got the idea but it was fun.
>>13633748That one always seems just a little narrow if nothing else because spoken language may mean something as simple as a language barrier (can you say "aw yeah I'm down with that" in Swahili?) or overlooks the fact the other party may be mute or deaf or what have you.Body language is a "dangerous road" and it's left at the mercy of a footnote when it should be half the goddamn thesis. It's something you need to be careful with but if they're initiating, nuzzling, or playing footsie, well
>>13633783Step away from the pone and noone gets hurt.
THEN THE BIG FUCKING SMELLY ASS SERGAL CAME UP TO ANON AND GRABBED HIM WITH ALL ITS MIGHT, HOWLING "THIS IS MY LITTLE HUMAN" WHILE BREAKING HIS RIBSTHAT'S HOW ANON FINALLY KNEW HOW PONIES FELTTHE END
>>13633763I made my little sister stomp off in a huff by jokingly having this same argument with her.I can never figure out if she's more of a Pinkie Pie because of how social she is and the mountain of curly hair, or a Rarity for her sassyness. She likes fluttershy though. Drew a cute crayon picture. Then told me not to look at the back where she had messed up drawing nightmare moon's legs and crossed her out.
>>13633784>>13633798I wouldn't mind sharing Dash with another anon so long as he/she was alright.
>>13633808>nuzzling and footsie is how their species says "i'm going to bite your head off in about five minutes, you cool with that?">oops
>>136338116/10, made me laughRevised - 8/10, written in partial character voice, convincing and bitter
>>13633808it doesn't specify spoken, just communication in general.
>>13633811I would hugrape Rainbow ponie no matter the consequences.
>>13633783I'm sorry you were misinformed.You can come visit Dash to draw her from time to time if you'd like.She likes it when you draw he butt.
>>13633810[takes the pony and runs]
>>13633811I wish I could feel as loved as a pony
What if Rainbow Dash was a smelly ponySmelly enough that her friends want to stage an intervention
>>13633696you can have that one
>>13633844>way to post a thumbnail loser
>>13633811>tfw no qt 3.14 sergal gf
>>13633861They wouldn't stage an intervention.They'd passive-aggressively set up a bunch of stuff around town to make Dash feel bad about her odor without ever saying anything to her directly.DYEWTS
>>13633811But I thought you are happy rainbow.
>>13633830No, half of that image makes the implication that if verbal consent can't be established you should probably pass. The "NEIGHH!" "WHINNY!" is totally aping that you can't determine what means what.It breaks down all of nonverbal communication in a fucking apostrophe, "it's a dangerous road!">>13633827At some point either you get cozy with anthropomorphism and gamble on it or you start presuming Sergal-tier bullshit.
>>13633816little sister anon, pls
>>13633871FS who is your favorite main cast pony
I forget, are sergal clit hoods erogenous?
>>13633872You're not very good at this, are you?
>>13633884>sergal-tier bullshitLet me tell you about the praying mantis
>>13633880It bothered me a little that they all chimed in on that plan without ever considering "the fastest way to lose a friend ..."But fuck it, the writers want to make it a serial.
>>13633892Good, because my post was funny.omg i made someone laugh maybe i'm not as worthless as i originally thought
>>13633882>that little collar>that happy expression on Dash's faceyou're killing me
>>13633900You will never suck a clitoral hood. Just give up on it and go back to marevag.
I claim these ponies in the name of anonAnyone else can fuck right off m8'o i'll fite u 4 realz cunt
>>13633891It fluctuates anon, depending on writerI am kind of partial to applepone though
>>13633904That can be hit or miss, and I ain't no bugfucker.
>>13633882Your shit is just as bad as Twibra
>>13633927Those ponies are too excitable. They will probably make a mess on the carpet.
>>13633919> never suck a clitoral hoodBut I do every time I go down on my girlfriend.What the fuck do YOU do, just flick in your tongue looking for a stud of a clit?
>>13633884the comic is an illustration. You can't illustrate the many potential forms of communication all at once that easily. The test says otherwise even if the two images illustrate examples of communication and a lack thereof. I mean if they understood what "neighh!" meant they'd have written a translated version there yeah?
>>13633931>depending on the writerI've never thought of it that way before but that really is a logical way to decide
>>13633937Bug loves you though
>>13633919>You will never orally service Rarity in estrus.
>>13633953You know if you put 2 fingers down alongside the hood the clit usually comes out.
>>13633958>"Is this a Wonderbolt?"
>>13633927but pink and green is insecure.
>>13633856http://derpibooru.org/429811Let your cum build up before you do that.
>>13633927I already claimed one of those pones anonYou can have the pink ones
>>13633953When you ask whether or not fictional aliens have feeling in their snake vaginas, people doubt that you have a girlfriend to go down on.
>>13633965Worstpone shut the fuck up and wipe that faggot smirk off your face, nobody likes you
>>13633962Yeah, and? It's kind of fun to roll the clit around indirectly and have some finesse, you know. You don't just go in all firehose-strength on her clit unless it's one of those ultra-intense "MAN GOTTA FUCKING GET SOME CLIT ACTION, FACE-FUCK ME, BABY" onesThose are pretty fun too
>>13633972>it just keeps coming and comingI laughed
>>13633977>>13633968Claiming pinkgreen spazz horse.
>>13633988Sorry, not the same Anon from earlier. But Human women DO have clitoral hoods, just not the fucking crazy shark-wolf-snake ones Sergals have. Yikes.
>>13633958>Swat that ugly thing away>Apologize to ms wasp, that horrible thing won't bother her again
>>13633977Tanhorse is my horse
THINK OF A PONYPick a 90s cartoon theme song or other show if you must to be that pony's theme song. Link if you want! I don't care!
>>13633958Dash, uhI - I'm pretty certain I need a bigger ladyLike biggerNO I DON'T MEAN AN ELEPHANT WHAT THE FUCK
>>13634013Well, you're a faget how the fuck did i miss the clitoral hood, i've had sex like three times
>>13634023Why won't she let me lick her hooves?
>>13634041>Lick her hoof>The amorphous marshmallow flesh sucks your tongue in and won't let go>Then she forces you to give her the fuck of her life before she takes your tongue forever
Why the fuck did I ever think it was a good idea to Google what a sergal is?you fuckers have ruined my ability to sleep nowat least this leaves more time to pony
>>13634047for applejack? I don't get it.
>>13634056Are you ACTUALLY creeped out by sergals?I never saw any sergal image that creeped me out.
>>13634056i googled them and thought they were kind of cutenot as cute as pony thoughdoes celestia give you nightmares too anon
>>13634072Oh, I was just picking at random. I can't get that walk out of my head.
>>13634039Granted they're pretty small compared to sergals and don't cover every woman's glans clitoris, especially if they're aroused - and they tend to be if they're anywhere near in the mood.Basically it's like a smaller set of labia sort of tented or blanketed over an erect clitoris. Some women have pretty significant coverage like my lady friend's, which is pretty fun to play with. One upshot is I can suck it pretty hard and still roll my tongue on her glans clitoris, that's something she likes.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clitoral_hood
>>13634056I thought sergal was an angry eastern european man. The fuck is it?
>>13634048i like this but i'd rather actual luna not woona.
>>13634078>>13634079It's more like a "who the hell thinks of this shit, on this level, this much?" kind of deal
when did all this sergal shit become a thing in MLPG
>>13634094An angry eastern european woman
>>13634069>you now realize Dash is MMDW's Launchpad Mcquack.
>>13634048>season 1 Luna>female batpony>bat pony with fangs but no ear tufts This .gif was scientifically formulated to rustle my jimmies
>>13634111three or so guys want GG to draw them or something i dont fucking know, just roll with it and steer them back into ponies
>>13633844AT LEAST RIDE IT ASSHOLE
>>13634079>does Celestia give you nightmares too anonI'd let Celestia give me nightmares if you know what I mean
>>13634133Which pony would you ride nonsexually?
>>13634120>not reading rainbow>not even wishbonesrsly.
>>13634130>telling GG you want him to draw somethingGood way to never see him draw it.
>You will never ride pony into battle>You will never retake jerusalem with the aid of celestia>You will never chop up heretics while she breaks through the ranks and walls with her magic
>>13634160personally I'd rather be making HER scream
>>13634176>ANON STOP>YOU'RE KILLING ME
>>13634167So where's my magic school bus/ pony crossover fanfiction where cheerilee nad ms frizzle hang out?
>>13634152They might be a little more patbut both of those are bittersweet because it's literally been like 15 and 12 years since the last time I saw those on the air even in syndicationSo th-thanks Anon
>>13634160>you'll be screaming by the time I'm doneI'm a little bit scared but also aroused.
>>13634151so much better than the other sonic cartoon
Which pony gives the most appropriate hugs in a given situation?
>>13634176but then it wouldn't be her giving you the nightmare
>>13634173>Retaking something that doesn't even belong to you in the first place.Extremists, please.
You can be a pony in equestriaOr you can be shaq in equestriaChoose wisely
>>13634210ASOTH >>>>>>>>>> satam
>>13634215this one, because she'd be too shy to hug otherwise
>>13634226why would i want to be anything that's not a canon creature
>>13634209The next thing you know, you're pinned to the ground with magic. Grin widening, Celestia tears off your clothes and discards the shreds. She approaches and begins tickling your sides with her wings.
Pone wants to suck you dry. What do?
>>13634247So they'd always be strategically appropriate?Like pincer attack hugs
>>13634226Pony. Why the Hell would I be a 7' giant basketball star in a world with no basketball league that would take me and no doctors versed in keeping my aging athlete's body in shape?
>>13634245>Overcome by the moment she grabs you and gives you the biggest bear hug you've ever experienced>She immediately realizes what she's doing>Starts to apologize>You hug back just as hard
>>13634263Lifetime supply of Icy Hot.
>>13634204I had a stuffed wishbone plush, and wishbone bedding (sheets, comforter, pillow case). And of course wishbone books. I... really liked books. I'm actually more of a cat person, but I loved wishbone.
SCRUNCH BATTLE GO
>>13634256I'm entirely fine with that.Though I'd probably gasp for air after a few seconds already.
>>13634257I'm not a slut, I must be wined and dined first.
My pony just fell downDo I need to put her down now?
>>13634285You don't have a pony, Anon.
>>13634261Exactly. No other ponies can match the military precision of her hugs.they never fail to cause the maximum amount of joy with the maximum amount of collateral happiness
>>13634285Just put her to bed, pony needs rest
>>13634229oddly fitting in... an odd way.
>>13634285ponies don't exist, Anon
>>13634285Get your rooty tooty point and shooty Anon..
>>13634296>>13634304then what is this?
>>13634283pony whines and then dines on your semen
>>13634285>warning: horse is old, he lies down alot>he is not dead
>>13634279I begged and begged for the Wishbone CD-ROM game. I dragged my parents away from a Halloween party early the year they aired the Sleepy Hallow special because the VCR wasn't working, and then showed it to my whole class. Had every novelization and the stuffed animal. I'm still looking for the game and the animal for my kids some day.I try to not use the theme song because it just makes me feel so old and weird.
>>13634280ha, nice try oldtimer, but the fillies are the scruchiest
>>13634282But it's a nightmare, remember? She's not going to stop after a little gasp.She holds your entire body down with magic, to the point you can't even squirm. You have to entire every touch, every stray feather grazing your skin in the most sensitive places.She allows your face to move however you want. It's more fun when she can see your expressions.
>>13634332the theme song and show didn't age well.
Which pony most likely keeps mindraped anons down in her basement?Which pony most likely uses anon as a pet?
>>13634358Do you even need to ask?
>>13634358>obvious answer to both
>>13634340A challenger approaches.
>>13634358Rarity I guess.
>>13634347>She holds your entire body down with magic, to the point you can't even squirm. You have to entire every touch, every stray feather grazing your skin in the most sensitive places.Jokes on her, a bit of domination and wingfaggotry is absolutely my fetish.
>>13634311some sort of cat thing
>>13634390>>13634381She can't take much more captain!
>>13634354The show's okay but watching it an adult switching from the story to the framing device is more jarring than I remembered.I came yea close to making Carmen Sandiego Quest Wishbone Quest but couldn't find DVD's nearly as cheap
>>13634358The humans were advised to travel in groups and keep concealed weapons, so the dead pony I guess.The horrific sex dungeon they uncovered while going through her belongings was beyond belief in scale and depravity
>>13634381>>13634390oh my, this looks like such fun, let me try
>>13634428>implying you the image got switched. FAKER.
>>13634428HahahahahahahahaHahahahahahaha ha ha hasomeone on /pol/ must be very surprised right now
>>13634428Celestia sure has changed.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xasDji1yG0>Just the right size for a fleshlight.
>>13634428oh that poor /pol/ack. I have no sympathy for him. I just wish I could see his reaction and ban happen.
i have a theory that whoever wrote MMC only saw the first two episodes of the show.
>>13634469Oh noOH NO
>>13634462Why must celestia job so hard, mlpg?Also watching the wedding episode again I couldn't help but wonder WHERE THE FUCK WAS LUNA WHEN SHIT WENT DOWN
>>13634445Celestia congratulated the band on uncovering the crimes and launched a nationwide crackdown on sex slavery, arresting hundreds of ponies, humans, griffons, minotaurs, and dragons in the process. Twice that number of beings were freed.
>>13634428This picture is right. Niggers are so bad.
>>13634496It's a pony.
>>13634428poverty is the problem, not race.
http://derpibooru.org/405196Oh jeezPeople really do this
>>13634496Derpy needs your helpShe's trying hard, doing what she can.
>>13634496That is a totally normal cute pony.
>>13634469shit nigga i want one
>>13634515Something you've failed to draw.
>>13634469"hello, i am princess twilight sparkle!"
>>13634514Black people, on the other hand, can help benefit society.
>>13634517We just need to get rid of all the poor people then.
>>13634555Some, but 90% of them are trash.
>>13634543My bad, I've been drawing horses.
PINKIE PIES RC CAR
>>13634497Prince of Equestria is in charge of Hasbro's toy department.He told us it was going to happen but we laughed!Oh how blind we were!
>>13634469I would play tea parties with that toy pony.
>>13634564Did you know that it has been objectively proven that being poor causes your IQ to drop, which in turn correlates with crime and violence?Something about stress and worry
>>13634496It would be a real treat to spot this pony hanging out in the background of S4.
>>13634585>Prince of EquestriaSWEET CHRIST NO
>>13634574IT'S TWHAYLIGHTS SPHARKLES BALOOON!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbBbV_zP1d8
>>13634538Anon complained because becoming a casualty in a widespread problem was his fetish, but everyone else cheered.Celestia is such a good ruler.
>>13634469>the location of that on off switchoh god... it's the pinkie pie and the batteries all over again!
>>13634612technically speaking he's a better writer than I am because at least he had the balls to publish
>>13634595we ain't stressin bout shit!we grindin like a mothafucka, tryna stay richthe cops on my trail, but my tracks gotta switchsee, niggas with money shouldn't act like this!
>>13634612CRAAAAAAAWLINGGGGGGGG IIIIIIIIIIN MY SKIIIIIIIIIN