How does Twilight pay for all that damage done to the library?old horse: >>13622345
>>13626435>selling spikeit's incredibly unthinkingly heartless, so of cource it's going to happen
>>13626422With her librarian vagina
Can we have a best horse thread?
>>13626422She doesn't have to pay financially.Celestia makes her pay with painful torture.
>>13626455Confirmation confirmed. It's settled OP.
why do we even need a new generalit was so quiet in the old one
4CHAN IS A MACHINE! A MACHINE FOR PONIES! FIT ONLY FOR THE POSTING OF PONIES!
>>13626475oh neat a machine for pigs is out? Time to watch some playthroughsWITH PEWDIEPIE
>>13626449She wouldn't sell Spike, but Twilight's certainly not going to clean it up. She's a princess now.
I want to be unbirthed and rebirthed as a filly
>>13626481no but seriously are there any playthroughs without a commentary?
>>13626481It doesn't matter, the game's pretty bad.
>>13626491it is? I was hyped.
>>13626498The story is 10/10But the gameplay and puzzles are a step down from Dark Descent. But if you're easily immersed in games like I am, you'll have a blast with it.
Ey MLPG, just a quick question. What happened to /q/? And why's sage disabled?
>>13626484I'm afraid this is not possible. I'm awfully sorry, Anon.
>>13626505well, I'm just going to watcha no-commentary playthrough so it's going to be great for me. I can't run anything that came out in the last 7 years.
>>13626512/q/ is gone because it was a shithole sage still works but is now invisible so idiots don't use it as a downvote
>>13626512Read the big red letters at the top of the page. We're stringing anons up in the town square as a warning.https://www.4chan.org/bans
>>13626513Can I just stay inside your womb every night?
>>13626518/q/ still exists. The name has been changed.
>>13626518Ah, thanks.>>13626521kek, I never see them, they're not appealing to my eyes I guess.
>>13626518>/q/ is gone because it was a shithole an untruth.
>>13626525From what I understood, it won't work like a regular board anymore though
>>13626498http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldSdigDRz3UThis video touches on the problems I had with the game.
>>13626515Found onehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wcg4RaNaTwIWhich Pony is the most likely to turn evil?And follow-up question, what circumstances would make each pony turn evil?
what's the new name of /q/ then?
>>13626521>that /mlp/ banI read 'Show Discussion' first and kinda ignored the 'only'
>>13626523I'm afraid I will have to reject that request.
>>13626542Thanks a lot ponybro
>>13626545/sb/ - suggestion boxIt's going to be special or something and it's not running yet.
>>13626545/sb/ for suggestion box.You can't access it yet.
>>13626547>/g/ Ban 90 days View Global 2 - Underage User 23 minutes agothey're nto serious,right
>>13626561>>13626560Moot was tired of the whole "go back to 30 sec" thing, I suppose.Dirty jew bastard.
>>13626539I can't deny that the game has big problems, but man, I just want to punch that guy in the throat.
>>13626576Moot is fucking retarded when it comes to the post timer. Half of the threads on /q/ about it where crying how hard it is to storytime on /co/ now, and what does he do? Decrease the timer again - but not for blue boards.At least it doesn't affect posting in multiple threads anymore.
>>13626592Not him, but he has a fucking annoying way to talk.It's the same pace and pitch of voice the whole time making it kinda hard to follow him.
>>13626591>Decrease the timer again - but not for blue boards.But... We ARE blue boards!And /co/ is blue!
>>13626591At least know your shit.The timer is still at 60 seconds on blue boards...Unless you attach images to posts. That means that storytimes are okay again, since the timer went back to the old ways.
>>13626608>The timer is still at 60 seconds on blue boards...That's what I said though. The majority of the complaints looked like they came from /co/, which is a blue board, yet he only lowered the timer for NSFW boards.
>>13626608>unless you attach images to postsWhatThat's fucking stupid. So as long as you attach an image, any image, you get to post every 30 seconds, if you don't attach an image you can only post every 60 seconds?
>>13626599Somewhere between complaining about purple prose and "MUH DARK DESCENT" all I heard was "mehmehmehmehmehmehmeh." Like if Beaker from the Muppets took valium and did game reviews.
Moot is retarded
>>13626621HERE I AM!
>>13626615Exactly. We're an IMAGEboard, remember?
>>13626615Lets turn 4chan x off and try it
We must forever post pony nowIt is our blessing, and our curse
POST WITH IMAGESPOST AAAAALLL THE IMAGES
>>13626630Nope, it's bullshit, at least on /mlp/. Still have a 60 seconds cooldown, even when I attached a picture.
>now we're going to be fucking spammed to shitWhy the fuck did you tell him thatNow all the fuckign useless assholes in the thread will eat up the image limit
>>13626639You have to attach a picture to BOTH posts, fucktard.
>>13626639Welp, that's it. Moot killed 4chan.
>>13626644but that's retareded
Lazy cuddles with sunbutt in a hoodie.
>>13626636Why is Miss Cheerilee single?
>>13626648Moot killed the 4chan starMoot Killed the 4chan starIn my mind and in my posts
>>13626650That would be great.Though the Princess seems to have put on some weight
Popularfaggots killed it all
>>13626657it is horrible.
>>13626644I did. But the second post still gave me an error message and told me to wait for 24 more seconds after I counted to 30.
>>13626659Look at that pretty giraffe
>tfw Rarity became favorite pony recently>tfw developed acute obsession with her>tfw started taking care of myself better in vain attempt to become someone Rarity would likeFeels... man I don't even know. A cartoon horse is inspiring me to better myself. How am I supposed to feel.
>>13626659she's trying to lose it. she's hoping cuddles will help.
>>13626680like a man with shit taste in pony.
>>13626680Thankful I suppose
>>13626685I would help her lose some weight.Through proper work out.We can still cuddle afterwards though.
>>13626686That's a funny joke anon
>>13626697Not as much as your bad taste.
>>13626686>Not liking all the poniesWhy are you such a faget?
>>13626680Like a true gentleman with a great taste in pone
Rarity is a total slut. Just look at her! SLUT
HELPTHE RARIFAGS HAVE TAKEN OVER THE THREADCOUNTER WITH BOOKHORSE
>>13626742Counter with shitposting. Yeah, awsome anon.
I don't know why you freaks keep coming back here? What makes you come back everyday?
>>13626742Rarity reads too.Even Twilight's defining feature isn't unique. Just accept the truth of Rarity's perfection, anon.
>>13626771Sexually liberated woman != slut, shitlord
>>13626754the community/circle jerk I suppose.
>>13626776Slut=Slut, you bottom
Good morning, MLPG!
>>13626791a... holy shit what the hell. Why is my penis rising so quickly.
>>13626805Because you're gay anon
>>13626805You're thinking of fucking a boyAnd you're disgusting
>>13626808it's so... hypnotic.
>>13626805It's trying to breathe through the anus you're fucking at the moment.
How stupid would your favorite character look if you used the mega evolution watch on them?
>>13626808>>13626819>>13626813wait, what the hell why a boy? that's HOLY SHIT IT'S A PENIS
>>13626822I don't really want to imagine that.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVGnia8yAFcWould you help pone squeeze herself on some tight, tight clothes?
>>13626823 thought it was a beak, I swear
I want to let Anon-kun fuck me in the buttBut I think he'd notice my big dickDoushiyou
>>13626836That's an unf alright.
>>13626842Joke's on you, I'm gayer than a rainbow Marcus Bachmann.
>>13626864I like it when the filly climb on top of their sisters.
>>13626836Eh, that animu had funny moments, even if the general context didn't help.Pony does not have cowtits luckily, that would be disgusting.Pic very related.
>>13626864unf marshmallow pony
>>13626864>asses stacked for your convenience
>>13626868>Cowtits>disgustingI don't mind them.
>>13626864I'm pretty sure that pausing Applebloom while she's jumping would reveal some QUALITY frame.
>>13626864>Mmm, I'm gonna tear this marshmallow ass up when we get home.
I want to have sex with you, AnonI'll be gentle
>>13626422she has spike clean up the books.
>>13626905Sweetie belle, what a thing to say
>>13626890there's nothing in there.
>>13626914you don't have to be gentle. Anon is a size queen.
>>13626925How about after "we fuck the fight", nothing~
>>13626959And obviously I had to click submit before pasting what I was talking abouthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34B_dIWjMZs
>>13626954But I'm big and Anon is inexperienced
>>13626959>-weaboo with peter pan syndrome, 2013
>>13626964Wow, did you just come up with that now?
>>13626971>anon is inexperiencedLook ma! no hands!
>Fluttershy tries to explain to Principal Celestia that she doesn't know why her biology report has naked pictures of Sunset Shimmer in it.
>>13626984Even after all this time, that video still makes me laugh
A brony is on equal terms as an otaku right?This is just for understanding purposes
Yesterday I went to the cakes family bakery and ate just TWO cakes!
>>13627005It's that good.
pony is sick of youpony is going to go upstairs and listen to their music very loudly
>>13627005Dikekike is really a master of his craft.Wish the nigger would make some more videos.
>>13626978>You'll never fuck a guy till he cums without touching himselfI don't know if I'm just shit at it or it's rare
>>13627007human ponk is so gewd.
>>13627020kike is dedlong live kike
>>13627015What music is pony listening to
>>13627024Good and lewd?What a pleasant combination.
SCRUB MY WINGTAINT ANONSCRUB IT GOOD
Im so glad mlpg is slowly dying. Everyday it seems poeple are leaving this place
>>13627128We'll recover when s4 starts, you'll see
>>13627118Scrub it yourself you lazy horse
>Season 4 will be 26 episodes of Princess Twilight Sparkle.
>>13627140I certainly hope not. You poeple need to get lives.
>>13627144I wouldn't mind that.
>>13627144And her friends. Because that's how she got wings. Friendship magic. She's not a princess without her wings and she's not an alicorn without her own kind of magic, and cadence is the princess of love, so twilight is the princess of friendship.So we'll get 26 episodes of twilight and her friends. Just like seasons one and teo.
>>13627155What do you mean "you people"
>>13627175Look at dat bootay
>>13627175LOOK AT THAT SWEET ZEBRA ASS
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Tex a shit
>1 minute image cooldownThis kills the mlpg
>>13627211Oh, is that what the fuck keeps happening to me? Is that new?
>>13627217What do you think Einstein?
>>13627217Blame the jew.
>going through ban list for some fun>/b/, 90 days; Violating US LawGoddamnit
>>13627226>Going through ban list>"I turn 18 in exactly 90 days">Banned for 90 days
>>13627226Right that thing came online I went and looked at themLike 3rd on the list was someone getting banned for a really obvious case of that image swap glitch
Doesn't reducing the cooldown for posts with images attached just encourage avatarfags
>>13627256Where do you even get that information from? Earlier I turned 4chanx off to avoid the inbuild cooldown and tried it and the cooldown was still 60 seconds, even when both posts had a picture attached.
>>13627244I dont get it.
>>13627244Wow, that thing's still alive
>>13627263Fuck off rarifagoot
>>13627261>Sarah Palin pony>unicorn
>>13627244we...have a ask mlpg?
>>13627277>fluttershy being as slut as usual
>>13627289Must not respond.Must not respond.MUST NOT RESPOND
>Season 5 focuses on exploiting kids'-show invincibility to see which character can get the most death fake-outs.
>>13627276Yes, though I thought it died along with our ponyville replies one
>>13627289fuck off mewball quit shitposting
>>13627303>Fluttershy actually dies halfway through and is never mentioned since>Episode of the century, all glory is restored
>not using GNU/LinuxWhy aren't you free as in freedom?
>>13627310It's just been slow.I was building up a really large project, but then real life hit and really slowed down progress, so we did something else so we could push a smaller idea though.
>>13627317freedom is overrated
>>13627317Why are you a nigger tyrone
>>13627277I know that that's just fetish fuel, but the autist inside me screams with fury.How is that expected to fit inside her? It is quite nearly consists of an equivalent amount of mass as her torso. Not to mention it looks a little flaccid.
>>13627319Oh so you just got lazy. ok.
>>13627329Because of my excessive levels of melanin
>>13627317because it's easier to pirate windows.
>>13627330No, I'm right there with you anon. Impossibly big dicks are just stupid.
>>13627313>Celestia makes a deal with her cousin >Fluttershy is reborn as Flutterleo, because the Alicorn of Death didn't have any female pegasi bodies on hoof.
>>13627330>that>bigAnon do you even hyper?
>>13627349Hyper fetish are for faggots and bitches
>>13627343Screw you anon, impossibly big dicks are the best.
>>13627343>>13627330Have you ever seen a large flared chance?It's about that big.And there's bigger.And people still fit it snugly.
>>13627361Fluttershy isn't people
>>13627361You're missing the point stupid. It's about RELATIVE size.A. It's too big to be on Celestia's bodyB. It's way too fucking big to do anything but rip Fluttershy in half.
>>13627349No, hyper just seems ridiculous.Like one artist, in response to request for larger genitals on an already oversized work, drew a cock larger than the person it was attached to and said, "Big enough for you, you massive cunt?" and in response, got a "Fuck yes it is".
>>13627330The idea of a massive dick is kinda hot - because you automatically assume that it would bring your partner more pleasure. But there's a point where it stops making sense and that picture definitely missed that point by miles
>>13627372It would be hot but the picture is drawn like shit. Like most fetish fags draws
>>13627369maybe she wants to be ripped in half, the disgusting little thing
Okay we're talking about giant dicks again.
>>13627277Made worse when you consider that about two-thirds of the tissue that makes up a dick is anchored inside the body so it can actually stand erect.If it isn't, it just sorta flops around all the time, and using it to fuck is just out of the question.
>>13627403http://www.4chan.org/bansAlso /q/ is ded.
>>13627407so you're telling me I have a half a meter long dick?Neat.
>posting on 4chan more than once a minute
i really want snocones
>>13627416>Global 6 - Quality of Posts/ck/ must be some kind of utopia
>>13627384pony fags draws*really teher is no goodly drawn pony porn
>>13627422NOYOU'RE GOING ON A DIET YOUNG LADY
>>13627422I'll mail you one
>>13627422FUCK OFF TO YOUR TUMBLR
>>13627422That tail made me think of this
>>13627422Looks like shit
>>13627432>black diamondthe comic will never be show canon. The comic creators will never write episodes for the show.
>>13627422>>13627425Apparently, snow cones average 550 calories
>>13627418Actually, yes.Feel that bit of flesh between your anus and dick.That cartilage-ish area right there is part of the anchor.
>>13627422Now draw a cascade of chocolate sauce over her face and back.And nuts.
>>13627432>not a zebrathat's racist.
http://youtu.be/oD6CTglMUh0Holy shit this is terribleJust TERRIBLEYou are now aware this is Twilight's functional drawing ability level
>>13627450I don't think you know what a snow cone is.It isn't ice cream
>>13627448would you like to lick it,anon
>>13627456What the fuck are snow cones then?
>>13627461>what the fuck are snow conesWow I feel bad for you.
>>13627464>Snow cones are a variation of the shaved ice dessert commonly served throughout North America in paper cones or foam cups. The dessert consists of ice shavings that are topped with flavored sugar syrup.Sounds like shit
>>13627470Now you're trying too hard
I can't fucking believe you all are talking about snow cones. I'm done with this place
>>13627470nigga you dont even know...
>>13627474I'm deadly serious
>>13627470>ice0 calories>shit you pour on top to make it sugary>500 calFuck you america. Stay fat.
>>13627470They're really, really fine ice shavings. Some of the best pour a little cream over with either concentrated fruit juice or something like Torani or Eclipse Coffee Syrup.>>13627477See you tomorrow, Anonymous.
>>13627488So you just eat ice in whatever third world communist shithole you live in? Wow that sounds really fun.
What ingredients are in a pone cone?
>>13627488>wow a dessert with more than 100 calories how disgustingAnorexics please go
>>13627477I'm sorry your autism is so severe.
>>1362749799% hot gas1% love
>getting mad about snoconesjesus christ whystop trying to be mad for the sake of being mad
>>13627507>gas>hotfart fetishists pls
Man, bioshock was a great game.
>>13627488http://www.torani.com/#/products/blueberry-syrupYou'd have to serve each ice cream cone with something on the order of 6.67 ounces (or 197mL) to reach 500 calories.There's no fucking way the average snow cone comes even close to that, and most syrups are watered down from something on the order of coffee flavor syrups to help propagate throughout the shavings.
We Random /b/ullshit naow.
>>13627511IT'S 500 CALORIESOne liter of orange juice is 860 cal.
>>13627515* ice cream coneSorry, snowconeI really fucking want some ice cream now though
>>13627521>not drinking a liter of OJ every morningstay pleb, pleb
>>13627525I think your image was swapped, but what a swap it was.
Twilight Sparkle will not outlive her friends.But Twilight Sparkle and her friends will outlive their families.
>>13627525>You know you're not the first, but do you really care?Just means she knows what she's doing.
>>13627533Nobody eats a liter of OJ. That's what I'm saying.
Pone's heavy, swollen gut
>>13627536It wasn't.>>13627521It's nowhere near 500 calories unless you've arrived in a world where people pour a jigger's worth of juice over a snow cone. You pour maybe 1oz through the mini-funnel to splay enough color over the cool fuzzy white ice and move on to the next customer.
Anyone else getting tired of the daily doom and gloom threads? I just want to enjoy my horses and everyones try to rain on my parade because their bitter and depressed. This thread is the only sanctuary from it.
>Jojo All Star Battle coming to US/UKFuck yeah.
>>13627520>what is a hiatus
>>13627521Many people eat way unhealthier things on a daily basisDon't get your taint burned by calories
>>13627550>You will never have Celestia drape a wing across your shoulders.
>>13627559>Celestia will drag you into a kiss.
>>13627533>drinking a liter of OJ every morningI seriously hope you're eating something along with the OJ, unless you're just going to end up piercing your stomach because of the citric acid.
>>13627559Now that kind of sadpost I'm okay with. I meant more along the lines of "waah muh fandom muh derpy muh lauren faust muh no winged purple waif muh eqg muh muh"
>>13627559>>13627561Guys please... I don't wanna be sad again, write about something happy instead.
>>13627569>taking shitposters seriously
>>13627572>You will never wake Luna up in time for her royal duties by snuggling into bed with her, only to have her put off the moonrise for a few minutes just to spend time with you.
>>13627568> piercing your stomach with acid!You're not swallowing knives, man. If you have an average to healthy layer of mucus in your stomach, OJ means jack shit.Now if you already have an ulcer, yeah, tone that Tropicana shit down.
>>13627584Remove the "you will never" and that's a great story
>>13627584>Both of you notice that the moon's just come up anyway
>>13627589It was Celestia.She was already suspecting that Luna wouldn't be raising the moon when you told her you'd go and wake her up.
I swear to fucking god if the mane 6 turn into princesses I'm out of this fucking place.
Here is your daily challenge /mlpg/.Rank the mane 6 Ponies (from least to most) in terms of their ticklishness
>>13627597>I swear to fucking god if twilight gets wings I'm out of this fucking place."
>>13627589And what, she's cast out from the castle only to be replaced by a malicious crow who traps Celestia in her own shoes, unable to tie them, only to go on a soul-searching journey and returning at Hero's End in a blaze of glory and song, raising the moon as her fellows cheer her on?http://youtu.be/Wu5XYIqJjac
>>13627606you are correct, sir.
>>13627600>>13627621Aw shit I read that "thickness"Pinkie's still pretty far up thar
>>13627600>>13627606>Flutters that lowI'd swap her with Pinkie, because Pinkie seems like she'd be immune to its effects and just laugh all the time anyway.
>>13627597Why do you hate the inevitable?
>>13627612>see this>reminded of goldie pheasant porn>decide to head over to Paheal>le 404s everywhereThey should really just start deleting pictures until people donate to them for better servers.
>>13627631Eh, Fluttershy doesn't strike me as the ticklish type
>>13627600Its my headcanon that Pegasus Ponies are more ticklish, but still.AJRarityPinkieTwilight/FluttersDash
>>13627674Hehehe, stupid mudponies.
We are dead.
>>13627722WE ARE THE DED
>>13627692I shouldn't laugh, but jeez
>>13627725they are the ded and we are the hunters
>>13627708> Pinkie was always told to use her 'outside voice' outside> She reckons that includes her low keening sex groans> It does> It really does
>>13627731I get the sinking feeling that show is gonna pull a total 'I Am Legend'
>>13627731Gotta love it when mistranslations are the one everybody knows.
>>13627747D-don't cry! We can boop! Boop Stronk, even!
>>13627754The Titans are the next step in human evolution and the denizens of the Walled Cities are just assholes killing them simply because they're being replaced and devoured. The impression is only intensified with the knowledge several of the Jaegers are in fact Titans themselves.
>>13627769OhWell that would suck
>>13627769That would be kinda weird, seeing how every titan apart from the titan shifters is rather stupid and they could have never crossed the wall without the titan shifters help, inevitably losing in the end.
if you guys aren't going to entertain me, I'm going to sleep
>>13627762Usually anime related. In this case, sinners not knowing German and then putting their misheard lyric into an Internet translator.
>>13627795What exactly is wrong about it? Jäger translates to hunter.
>>13627791*does a little dance*
>>13627795"Sie sind das Essen und wir sind die Jäger" literally translates to "they are the food and we are the hunters" though
>>13627791*Does a little shake*
>>13627820we could talk about butts. pony butts. Some of them have stars upon tharss.
>>13627786It'd get handwaved simply because their evolutionary nice and ecology are different from humans. They don't need to be smart; they literally own the fucking planet, striding the whole of the land masses only needing sunlight to survive. The Walled Cities are just an anthill and the Titans haven't figured out what stick to poke in just yet.The fact they have Shifters at all suggests inter-cooperation among the sub-species of Titan.So either the Humans are really, really fucked and just running down the long clock or we'll get some cheap crap about the Titans on the team representing the "true" next step of Human evolution, casting out the stupid giants even as Humans once "killed" all Neanderthals.* Anime love to draw on pseudo-historical precedent like that.* Which is funny since there's ample evidence we just bred with them and our enclaves united in a way that left us with majority H Sapiens DNA
>>13627795i'm a native speaker and there's nothing wrong with that phrase.even though "beute" would have fitted better instead of "essen", which is a very casual way to say food, which really doesn't fit the whole tone of it all.
>>13627795*subbers, fuck you autocorrect. >>13627800>>13627807And that's misheard. The lyric is 'Seid ihr das Essen? Nein, wir sind die Jäger', a call-and-respond of 'are you the prey? No, we're the hunters!'
moons on butts > stars on butts
>>13627831*evolutionary niche, what the hell autospellHere, have some kissy pone
>>13627837So here's a serious question guys. What did luna sit in once that stained her butt black like that?
>>13627833> 'Seid ihr das Essen? Nein, wir sind die Jäger'That is not what they are singing though. Maybe it's what I wanted to say, but it's not. I'm not actually sure WHAT they are saying, but it's not that.Source: I'm from Germany.
>>13627837suns on butts > moons on butts
>>13627820*Brings out an N64 and a copy of Perfect Dark*Fine, leave if you want.
>>13627844is this a real question?
>>13627832>even though "beute" would have fitted better instead of "essen", which is a very casual way to say food, which really doesn't fit the whole tone of it all.Agreed.>>13627833Oh, I didn't know that.
>>13627833When I listen to the song I also understand the allegedly "misheard" lyrics and I'm a native speaker
>>13627844No idea but I love her cutie mark
>>13627853considering no other ponies have that sort of thing going on with their butts then yeah it kind of is.
alrighti'm not following this whole conversationbut i want to knowis this anime actually good or what?
>>13627865it's really not
>>13627833i can't hear it even if i want to. it doesn't sound like it at all. if you're right they actually blatantly mispronounced everything and used a wrong intonation to make it sound like the other one.
>>13627844What if before going nightmare moon she just had a normal moon, but now there's black around her cutie mark representing her dark past and nature that she can't completely overcome or forget. That's why Nightmare moon's is lighter too, because she was corrupted good.
>>13627833>>13627856>>13627849It's just that Japanese cannot into other languages. I've heard animu OP that were supposed to have pieces sung in Latin, Italian, German, English and other languages and I never, ever could understand what they were trying to say.They just can't. Just like Americans.
>>13627865The first few episodes are great, but it went downhill extremely fast after that
>>13627865it was off to a promising start, but most have lost their delusions
>>13627865It started out strong but quickly tumbled down in quality. The pacing really kills it for me.It might work in the manga that it tries to do things the lond-winded route, but eh.
>>13627871>>13627874>>13627878>>13627867>>13627881right. so i shouldn't bother with it, or do i read the manga?
>>13627873i always love when there are movies with german actors and staff and yet all signs are misspelled as if they did it on purpose
>>13627865It's pretty okay overall but there's no end-game. It's spinning around the "times of war / complicated motives" crap others have done before, including BLUE GENDER. It's pissing in the wind at this point.Doesn't stop Tumblr from deciding which characters are really "empowered" against an onslaught of creatures which in all likelihood will kill everyone in the City some day if there's no major plot turn soon.
>>13627893Watch some episodes, maybe you'll like it
>>13627849Maybe it's not what if sounds like, but I can't imagine Gerpanese to be any more understandable than Engrish, and it sounds even less like the phrase everybody seems convinced it is. Have you tried listening to it again? Maybe it's just me, but what I hear is often very colored by what I read. It also makes a lot more sense than calling titans food, and the real kicker is that it's seid ihr in the lyric book with the soundtrack.
>>13627893I'd say skip it, but I also don't know anything about the mango except that it's not ponies
You think any of the ponies would pay $80 for a hoodie?
>>13627902>Have you tried listening to it again?Yeah, I just did after your post and the "misheard" lyrics are definitely closer to what they say than the ones from their booklet.Though the line from the booklet makes more sense so I'd put my money on "the singer doesn't know a single German word"
>>13627912I don't think anyone should pay that much for a hoodie.
>>13627898I'm seeing a lot less complicated motive focus and a lot more 'shit sucks, even when you win you lose and when you think you're winning is when the harshest loss comes'. >>13627916Really? Because I swear I'm hearing a hard d in the first couple syllables and a nein in there.
>>13627923I've seen worse at the Tommy Hilfi-jigger.
>>13627902I've been listening to that part for two minutes now and it still sounds like "Sie sind das Essen und wir sind die Jäger"But then again, I highly doubt that the dude who sang that part actually knows german so it could be anything
>>13627925>'shit sucks, even when you win you lose and when you think you're winning is when the harshest loss comes'.If this were in another format I'd think it's Oscar bait
>>13627893Nah, if you're into shounen watch it. The manga has some better development, but the art goes full QUALITY sometimes. I still say it's worth watching if you can get to see the episodes in blocks of 4-5.Also relevant https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jM_UhcbbIZM
>>13627945>Grandmas>not the titansWowza
Anyone here own Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate?it's on sale, and I'm curious about it. I enjoyed the demo, but I heard it's really limited compared to the full game, and I only have a 3DS so no multiplayer for me.
>>13627935It's basically Game of Thrones but significantly better because they give you time to accept the loss and then gut punch you a little later instead of killing people off and moving on immediately. >>13627945It's definitely not shonen. Seinen is a better descriptor; in a shonen, named characters wouldn't die so often and their deaths would be mostly ignored if not used for a fight-winning power up.
>>13627954I'd say go for it. It's a lot of fun.
>>13627959But in GoT not every character is completely unlikable
>>13627954I've got it on Wii U it's hugely enjoyable with multiple people, but since you only have a 3DS I'd wait till MH4 is announced for the west in a year or so. ;_;
>>13627891What does Rarity have to do with keeping calm and carrying on? Isn't she the element of melodrama?
>>13627959It's published on a shonen magazine.Therefore it's shonen./argument
>>13627968Is it still about SnK? Because how could you dislike Levi?
>>13627959The demographic is shonen.
>>13627968In the books, sure. The show is a pale imitation. Also Armin, Sasha, and Christa come to mind.
>>13627976What does keep calm and carry on have to do with anything?It's a war time poster that was never used by Britain since Germany never occupied them.
>>13627976shut up derpy.
>>13627982Who's that again?
>>13627968SnK has a bunch of characters I couldn't care the less about, but it's still not along the lines of Gundam Wing where I want to punch every single one of 'em.
>>13627996The manletI hope this is the right gif
>>13627993It's like I get the joke but at the same time I don't really.
So now that Twilight is an alicorn, do you think her hair will change at all? Maybe with age?
>>13628009gotta go fast
I saw fanart of Shezow and thought it was a humanized bon bon.
>>13627978>>13627985Then Shonen has grown a lot since I stopped reading it. >>13627996How can you claim everybody is unlivable if you haven't even watched/read it?
>>13628010Yeah, I don't understand it.
>>13628018I'm sorry I don't remember the name of every character in a show I don't even like
>>13628005If we're going to keep contributing to other generals one after another, when are we gonna get to FOE?
>>13628013I doubt it.She's not even a princess of anything in particular. She's exactly like Cadance before she was queen of the Crystal Empire.
did anyone read the long moot post about mods and shitposting?are there any interesting changes besides the increase time between posts?
>>13628031is FOE even still around?
>>13628037Nothing particurally interesting aside from post timers and how /q/ is apparently gonna retire.
>>13628037you should have actually read it, we get a public ban log, though it's truncated and deliberately obscure.>>13628036she is the one who keeps the balance in the force
>>13628036Cadance was the Princess of Love, at least she had specific powers.
>>13628042I don't think its going anywhere any time soon.
>>13628037oh yeah, sages don't appear in the email field anymore.
>>13628037Do you have a cap of it?I didn't pay attention, the post timer being long is a little annoying but I can deal with it if it means the couple people here consistently breaking global rule 2 with every post aren't as relentless.
>>13628036Come to think of it, Cadence has less back story than Celestial and Luna do. We don't even know if she was born into royalty or made, like Twilight.
>>13628052You mean like how Twilight is the princess of friendship magic?
>>13628062We do actually, since the books are canon.She was found by Celestia and made a princess for her talents or something like that.
>>13628058http://www.4chan.org/news#114>>13628062>"this girl has a surge in midichlorians">"what">"i mean, friendship magic"
>>13628058link to it is still at the top of the site
How would you guys feel about a MLPG podcast?
>>13628062Until the show or comics cover it I'm going to go with that shitty storybook. I actually like the idea that she used to be a pegasus and became an alicorn princess the same way twilight did. It adds a bit more poetry to it all and says some awesome shit about what alicorns actually are.
>>13627912If it covers her autism, yes.
>>13628074Approval only if there's a segment dedicated to proper booping etiquette.
>>13628074is that really necessary?
>>13628074Why would anyone do that?
>>13628069>haven't read any of the comics>origins are in some of themGreat, what else have I missed?
>>13628081shut up emo sparkle. You're not purple enough.
>>13628074at this point, probably unnecessarywhen the season rolls around, less so, but i still wouldn't go for it
>>13628081unf purplebutt unf unf unf
>>13628088Not comics, books
>>13628089She finds that offensive.She's cutting herself just to prove it.
>>13628088mares lusting after big mac
>>13628095What are curry and anal?
>>13628081W-where is her horn?
>>13628069Let's not have canon wars again, anon.>>13628062>Celestia and Luna>backstoryThe little backstory we had in Friendship is Magic is now complicated to say the least after Luna Eclipsed and will probably be even more so after the actual 'backstory' episode in S4
>>13628081you can tell if an artist looks at a lot of furry are or used to draw it if they make the back of the legs flat like that
>>13628088it was a shitty storybook but the only really interesting thing was that cadence was a pegasus who became an alicorn by tapping into some kind of love magic.Which I like because it balances well with Twilight becoming an alicorn be digging into some kind of friendship magic.
>>13628109Hidden under the anguish of the world.
>>13628110The shitty, horribly written ones that someone who knew the bare minimum about the show's world wrote.They're canon.
>>13628099I like pinkie goth better.
>>13628110http://yp1.pony.pp.ua/book.phpThey're terrible, don't bother
>>13628109Where is Trixie's horn when she puts on her hat?
>>13628084>>13628086>>13628092It wouldn't be exclusively related to pone, of courseMuch like the general itself, we would be covering a broad range of topics, from other cartoons to videogames, TV shows, anime, whatever.Mainly for fun, of course, we would be taking topics and questions from the general to discuss over, and anyone that felt like joining to bring in their two cents would be welcomed
>>13628088You should read the comics because they're great.The books are not good, but if you'd like some new insight then read them too since apparently they're canon according to the author and Meghan.
>>13628131There's a reason the hat is pointed.
>>13628131Or Sweetie's when she puts on her helmet.
>>13628131In her hat, presumablyBut Twilight's horn would at least make a bulge in that hood
>>13628136I've always hated comics and the people who read them. They give off such a "lonely neckbeard with bad posture and poor hygiene" vibe to me. I've never met someone, online or off, that read comics and I could stand to have a conversation with for more than 3 minutes.
>>13628153How is that different from MLP?
>>13628135If you were going to do it,You should have one different guest anon every cast.Do some screening before having them on to avoid some obnoxious fucker.
>>13628153Mate, we know his trip leaked.
>>13628141>>13628146Wouldn't Trixie's horn make a bulge in her hat? I mean it juts forward just like every other unicorn horn.But when she puts her hat on it just sort of vanishes.
>>13628146Look at this expert.
>>13628153You watch the show right?
>>13628156saw that shit circling and immediately thought of hereno wonder marker's obsessed with boops
>>13628162Well, of course it would not be a live podcast, those things need some editing in case something goes badBut yeah, the idea is to have guests in every cast to keep it dynamic and fun
>>13628118I kind of like that as well, but assuming there are certain more powerful magics that can be tapped into like friendship and love is opening the can of fanon worms I'd rather not explore.>>13628128 >ponying at work from my phone>can't access link until laterThanks though.
>>13628165Magic. Perhaps someday The Great and Powerful Trixie will teach you.
>>13628171fluttershy seems scared of the boop
>>13628171>not fluttershy dom-booping dashget boopt kid
>>13628165II guess in MLP hats open a portal to some kind of hat universe
>>13628153 not actually me
>>13628184>>13628189get booped shitlords
>>13628081Why so Kangaroo?
>>13628180Can she make a horse dick disappear?
>>13628189>implying Fluttershy could ever be the Dom in a relationship Your opinion sucks, and you're probably a pretty cool dude.
>>13628198You need to pick up a new one.
>>13628178Too late. I went there ages ago.I opened up that can and ate all the worms, and then the can.>pic related.
>>13626422She doesn't.The pax tayers does.
>>13628214>the tax payers doesyeah that money totally shouldn't be going to fund a library.
>>13628077It also establishes enough precedent to make it less odd when the other mane 6 become alicorns.
>>13628214I guess it is a public library.Who do you suppose does eviction and repossession services when a pony doesn't pay their taxes?
kill one marry one fuck one:- marker pony- satyr- bill murray
>>13628214How do ponies get taxed?Does the tax collector pony come around dressed like Derpy?
>>13628227Yeah sure whatever.
>>13628233kill satyr marry bill murray and fuck marker pony
It's almost fall.Pumpkins, apple cider, weiner roasts, and lots and lots of Jack Daniel's looking out on the park wistfully!The perfect season.Now think of your least favorite pony.How would you stomach going with her on your very favorite autumn activity - like say pumpkin patch picking or a hayrack ride?
>>13628232Ponies don't get repo'd, they just pay the difference sexually.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NovelizationWhere are they, Hasbro?Where's my book versions of the episodes?
>>13628128Didn't realize we had any scans, even if low quality, of that Sunset Shimmer comic preview from SDCC. When did that happen?
>>13628233Kill Bill Murray, marry satyr, fuck Marker Pony.
>>13628233why a satyr? What about a batpony? And is there a satyr of marker pony yet? Hell, come to think of it, has she ever even been humanized or Equestria girl'd? I can't seem to remember any.
>>13628248They haven't done that shit since the 80s
>>13628247>There are ponies who intentionally don't pay taxes
>>13628261>What about a batpony?Bat pony is already mine, anonthat's why you can't have it
>>13628240And you're going to help them, Twilight Sparkle.
>>13628233kill bill murray fuck satyr and marry marker pony
>>13628244get that paper out of your mouth you don't know where its been.why arent you using your hoofgrip, what the fuck stupid pony
>>13628266Pinkie Pie doesn't represent any sort of majority anon.
>>13628261And yeah, there's an EG Marker Pone.
>>13628293>kill bill murrayanon he's contributed a thousand times more to society than you ever will
>>13628244How the Hell did you hear about 'Valentine's"?Has Anon been whispering sweet nothings in your ear again? Shouldn't you be asking her?
>>13628303killing him doesn't undo that
>>13628302>not anorexic and colorful.that's just regular humanized.
>>13628303How does killing him remove those contributions?
>>13628303His time was done before Garfield.
>>13628303but he's died first in every zombie movie he's been in!
>>13628312Smile did an EG Marker.
>>13628303> doing anything all that worth watching since Lost in Translation> Bill MurrayThe fucker queered Ghostbusters III. He's dead to us now.
>>13628323better. now we need a batpony, a satyr, and what else?
>As the credits roll I burst into tears. I have pony and I have Pony but I am not pony.
>>13628246>Going to a haunted house in October>ApplejackShe spends the entire time laughing at the dumb gags and fake monsters. She also doesn't find it at all funny when I scream like a little girl and try to cling to her.She is overall unimpressed with the entire night.She doesn't call back.
>>13628302> cheese doodlesGoddamn it GRThose are dangerously cheesy
>>13628335now i can never stop imagining surprise having the voice of arnold schwarzenegger
>>13628233>Fuck Bill MurrayNo one will ever believe you
>>13628246but luna in charge of managing the haunted house this year so obviously we're both in costume hiding behind things ready to jump out and scare little ponies that come inside.
>>13628323But I made that one ;_;
>>13628220Just a benefit being friends with the fucking princess.And later becoming one herself.
>>13628355Come with me if you want to party.
>>13628359>scare little ponies that come inside.The theme is Rainbow Dash, no condoms?
>>13628302GR should try drawing a human-Gloomy
>>13628364you are the new smiledraw a ponk or your title is forfeit
>>13628233Fuck marker, marry satyr, kill Murray, in that order.
>>13628340Well if she's your least favorite, no big, right?>>13628359Sounds kinda neat. Are you dressed up like Bigfoot?
>>13628374I saw this while listening to thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtgV9K3fqdc
>>13628364I didn't say Smile made that one, now did I? Really, Dooks.
>>13628378>Gloomy is as big as CelestiaMoney say he will draw her with big knockers.
>>13628246>Fluttershy>Landscape photographyI'd rather not
>>13628375no the theme is nightmare night. Rainbows are gay and not scary. IWTCIRD meme? Come on anon. You're better than this.
>>13628378>GR should try drawing a human-GloomyWhy? all his humans are the same.
>>13628391She's not Celestia-sized, she's Big Mac-sized.And GR is all but incapable of not slapping massive tits onto his manbodies.
>>13628391>GR>not drawing with big knockers
>>13628393He's from /mlp/, no he's not better than that.
>>13628387No I'm dressed as the man from snowy river.
>>13628393>>13628403Actually I'm from here. I thought it was a funny enough joke, but I guess> if it's old and busted it's epin meme XDccccPregnancy and STI scares are some A-level shit.>>13628412"I want to come inside Rainbow Dash."
>>13628387Least favorite doesn't mean I hate her, Chistery.Affection is not so black and white as all that.I would still be sad if Applejack didn't like me.
>>13628403even by /mlp/ standards that joke is beyond dead. So he should be.>>13628412if you don't know you don't want to.
What does MLPG think of the newest fossil Pokemon?
>>13628427Not pony/10Wouldn't fuck
>>13628427It sue is a dinosaur.
>>13628421Dude, being unimpressed one time doesn't ruin a friendship. "Not calling" typically means you expected her to want another date.I don't know many people who'd want to date their very least favorite pony.
>>13628256Some of the book titles in that one page are a bit more readable. It's a shame that checkerboard stuff is there though.I know it's kind of shoddy quality, but anyone want the 8 pages dumped here anyway?
>>13628411>implying man from snowy river doesn't get all the mares.
>>13628427It's either a long-neck or a sharp-tooth.Those are your choices.
>>13628447Go ahead, it'll keep us 'til the Annual is released.
>>13628438You forgot "get out, piss.">>13628429It's a pretty dead horse. Please let it die in peace, 20% cooler than the ambient temperature of the boat.
>>13628448If I were a mare I'd let him ride me.
So, umm...Did Twilight Sparkle give consent to having her body physically interfered with by Celestia, and being altered into a princess?
>>13628450you only get one choicesharptooths kill longnecks
>>13628447Sure, there's one part in that section that really creates an inconsistency.
I'm watching a japanese chick stream on Nicovideo while she plays Cookie Clicker and casually does other stuff on pc.If I went back in time and told past me I'd do this I think I would've killed myself.
>>13628443Again, Least Favorite doesn't mean I don't like her, I like Applejack! I just like the others more. I wouldn't mind dating AJ. I would just PREFER best pony. See what I mean? AJ is a cool gal.
>>13628468When it's time to become an alicorn, it's time. You don't get any further say in it.Hopefully her friends will all take their transformations graciously.
>>13628450>choosing anything but a fucking king T-RexThe long neck's ability and new attack is pretty cool though.
>>13628427Oh boy new Digimon!
>>13628465>Be the most dashing cowboy for Nightmare Night>Carry a saddle around with you>Ask ponies if they've seen your mare>Profit
>>13628476>The scorched pony also smilesHeh
>>13628443man I wouldn't date even my third favorite pony. I'd only date Rarity or TwilightI'd fuck them and a few other ponies tough.
>>13628468You don't know much about friendship or magic do you anon?
>>13628476All they had to do was not put Twilight Sparkle in there as a filly.
>>13628383Have a pank>>13628390Anon stop rusing me
>>13628502All I said was that Smile made one.You connected the dots yourself.
>>13628481Sure, but when you say "she doesn't call" that means you pinin', fella.She might be unimpressed but that doesn't stop her from liking friends who aren't into AAAAPLES. I wouldn't sweat looking like a dork, she seems to get over it pretty easily.
>>13628491Well it worked for this guy so why not?
>>13628505That last panel is actually really good
>want to unf to pone>can't get any privacyaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!
>>13628505The scariest thing is that if she continues her studies and grasps for nothing but power, she probably COULD.>>13628529Jesus fuck, Celestia, if she's not ready why on Earth would you show it to her? She's not stupid. Even cunning.
>>13628482Is this "lol they're all gonna be alicorns by the end!" joke going to be a 'thing' now? Because it's totally not getting old already.Seriously guys. It's like you're trying to force a meme here. Wtf?
>>13628543> not casting SLEEP on the SecretaryFuckin' shit-tier writing
>>13628515>Go on a date with a girl>Even a meh/10 girl>she doesn't call backOf course I feel a little heartache.I don't handle rejection well!I think it makes me like her more because now it's something I've put time into and it's gnawing at my mind. I want to try again.
>>13628544anon it's not healthy to be in denial about the future
>>13628500I know much about LESBIAN SHIPING
>>13628550I love it when she shows off her wings.
>>13628554So you approach all your activities with friends like dates? Yeesh.
>>13628544Stop those kinds of posts.Any halfwit can see they'll be alicorns, if not by the end of S4 then in S5.
>comicsI don't like reading!
>>13628568Honestly I kinda hope some of them will refuse.
>>13628566price really likes that eye glitter
>>13628560Friends don't let friends force memes anon.
>>13628566>World domination and you
>>13628566>I "earned" my princessshood, you need to too>literally keeping the underlings from attaining the same godhood you achieved through luck and being in the right place at the right timeBitch deserves usurpation
>>13628577They'll refuse just like Twilight Sparkle refused.
>>13628566Man, I love Price's art style.
>>13628567I thought thats what you meant by your little weirdo prompt.Be more specific next time, jerkass!This is MLPG where everyone has boners for poners.
>>13628584That's all the pages we have for now. Download is on Yayponies.
>>13628588are you stupid? She's trying to instill the values of being a good princess
>>13628566>KandorI wonder what would happen if Price was denied the ability to insert background joke references.Why don't you just put Equestria in a bottle, Celestia?
>>13628584Is Celestia an art collector?
>>13628591No but seiously it would be pretty damn cool if some of them refusedI mean it makes almost no sense for AJ and FS to be princesses.
>>13628584>one of manyright in the feel...ings
>>13628608It really wouldn't fit the show for them to refuse something they can't refuse anyway. It'd be more in line for them to worry about the future, though.
>>13628602Whoa, whoa. Muddling through your favorite activity with LFP didn't really scream "date" to me. Sorry, man.Didn't mean to bonk your poner boner, Anon.
>>13628607Given her status I'm pretty sure she's just given art most of the time. She probably commissions ponies for major events though.
>>13628500So friendship and magic is "Let Celestia have her way with you, or it's off to Tartarus to be tortured"?
>>13628622>move you ded pones!
>>13628603doesnt this mean Sunset is like, twice as old as Twilightor does going to the human world stop aging?
>>13628447>>13628476>>13628505>>13628529>>13628543>>13628566>>13628584>>13628603I want to like this but it still suffers from all the ridiculousness of Equestria Girls and makes more inconsistencies.
>>13628631we brony headcanons.
>>13628631friendship is a two way street. You can't become a princess by the power of super friendship magic by being raped against your will. Seriously. That doesn't make any sense.
>>13628639Try not to think so hard about it, rediv. It's obvious the writers didn't.
>>13628640The backstory is at least interesting though
>>13628631That's how ruling works, anon.You do as you're told.
>>13628639I think it means this entire plot thread is poorly thought out.
>>13628647Twilight didn't even know she was becoming a princess or an alicorn before she reappeared in Ponyville.
gak gak gak
>>13628658Same with twilight becoming a princess
>>13628661Dammit andy. you need to draw more cute luna too before I have to switch waifus.
>>13628658Magic must prevent her from aging, but yes I'm pretty sure she's a bit older than Twilight.
>>13628584How do ponies do that?
>>13628620Why wouldn't it?I mean there will be a lot of differences between Twilight's Ascension and the other 5For one before Twilight they never knew a pony can become an alicorn. Also Twilight will probably tell them what happened. This new knowledge kinda change things. I mean for example I could see Rarty trying to hard to become an alicorn now that she knows it's an option.Also since they would know what would happen when they find themselves in the matrix room they could probably talk with Celestia and refuse. I doubt Celestia would transform them against their will.
>>13628668He does the Luna mini
>>13628663>implying celestia had any control over the magic and didn't just show up to comfort twilight so she wouldn't be afraidbecause maybe she had been there once herself and felt very scared
>>13628673>a bitTwilight didn't even have her cutie mark when this shit happenedSunset has been longer in the human world than Spike has lived.
>>13628679You mean micro.
>>13628688This.>>13628678Celestia isn't even the transformer. She just helps them be at peace before the magic starts. She can't even stop it herself.
>>13628679Praises be sung!
>>13628688Read the bookCelestia is in charge of this thing.
>>13628701It seems as though Celestia initiates it.That's what this comic implies.
>>13628704I have it open in another tab. It doesn't say celestia did it. Just that she was the only one who had been there before. Maybe she made the place for when this happens and made a spell so when an alicorn transformation is triggered they'd be brought there and she'd be altered so she could give them some comfort before it happened.
>>13628584>those wings in the first panel
>tfw no perverted, game/series addicted gf
>>13628706Where's a picture of batponies wearing luna shirts and hats squealing like fangirls when you need it?
From skimming this comic, I'm getting the impression that SS is a boring flat spoiled brat.
>>13628704>>13628721The page in question. Celestia brings Cadance back and adopts her as her niece, but doesn't cast the spell.Doesn't say she made the place, either.And for there to be a book on alicorn transformation, it'd have to have happened before to be written about.
>>13628736she should babysit diamond tiara
>>13628736spoiler: All of equestria girls is boring, flat spoiled brats
>>13628736That's the gist of it.
>>13628543They never actually say where the mirror comes from right? This bothers me too much. They clearly know how it works, so why didn't they follow up on it? Like, where did it go to and shit like that.
>>13628739right. so it's official. Celestia had no control over twilight becoming an alicorn but went to that place to keep her company and make sure she didn't panic like she's prone to doing. like a mother at her daughter's graduation.
GOD, WHY DID I EVER GET INTO THIS FANDOMPRINCESSES AND HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS AND SOMBRESTHIS IS TURNING INTO THE STUPIDEST SHIT EVER AND I'M TOO INVESTED TO LEAVE
>the matrix roomI don't remember this.
>>13628756Because Equestria Girls is very poorly thought out.
So why do we care about this?It contradicts itself so much and has so many plot holes that even Chrysalis looks whole in comparison.
>>13628756They never said where the alicorn amulet comes from either.
>>13628765And the other mane 6 won't be able to refuse becoming alicorns, either.But maybe they'll try and Celestia will have to inform them that it's impossible.
>>13628767The part where Celestia shows her all her life on huge screens? Really she just chose space instead of boring old white
>you will never run a quest based on cellular automata, based on your own programming and even physical, custom hardware>you will never make up every single constant and law of the universe as you sculpt the world>you will never truly be a god
why do any of the ponies have to become alicorns anywaycant it just be twilight and thats it
>>13628771We know quit saying the obvious.
>crisis of infinite equestrias
>>13628796Don't make me remember my theoretical computer science high school class
>>13628543>Beware the titans>Evil origins of Canterlot>Who was Megan?I'm liking those books.
>>13628756The powerful Crystal Queen Me-ghan commanded that the portal be locked away and a spell made to prevent any more creatures using it to travel there from other worlds, either her own or the darker realms. Her sacrifice was great as she herself left so the spell could be done. But the flaw in the spell was such that rather than prevent foreign beings of other worlds from passing, or ponies from wandering through to dangerous realms, it instead transformed them to suit the world.
>>13628786Well then sucks for AJ and FSFuck just living a happy family life with your family and fuck living secluded near the forest to take care of animals.
>>13628813Yeah, they're fun jokes.
>>13628805>how to stop the unicorn uprise>soylent green recipes>condestoga(?) cannibalismI love every little title shot they do.
guyswhy is the hostory of canterlot castle locked inside a dark magic libary?
>>13628811>alicorn = lives forever>having headcanon that shallow>not knowing that celestia and luna live that long because of their raw elemental power from the sun and moon>and that twilight and cadence's powers are tied to other, very mortal, individuals.>and therefore they cannot outlive them.>not at the very least suspecting twilight might not live through the next movie.
>tfw the comic reveal that the writers have no clue what they are doingSeason 4 confirmed for shit
>>13628766I can't see how people are so surprised and upset.It's Hasbro, it's ML, it's a show for little girls created to sell toys.
>>13628830that shit's like castlevaniamysterious and forebodingthen ponies decided to move in and clean it up
>>13628805That would imply Equestria was the whole world.
>>13628830Why does the dark magic library have a regular librarian?
>>13628834Are you intentionally acting retarded?
>>13628830Because it ain't pretty.NMM's siege is all pink and rainbows compared to all the shit it went trough.
>>13628842I don't think you should overthink background book gags.>Quantum Physics - S. BeckettAlways hoping that the next leap will be the leap home
>>13628830Pretty much every country has files about its passed locked away, I'd assume that Equestria has some shit they don't want to be public knowledge (like the mirror), too.
>>13628843 Because the economy sucks and they had to fire a few ponies.
>>13628811Twilight dies in season 4
>>13628833>>13628859>choosing successors that you know won't outlive you
>>13628846It's called canterlot because when Equestria was defeated by an evil power that's where they kept and trained and showed off the pony slaves. It was the canter lot. When the uprising came and the evil king was overthrown they former slaves made their capital there.This all happened between the founding of equestria and nightmare moon.
>>13628811>>13628833>>13628859guysthe first part of the question was if twilight will be immortalshe didn't negate that part
>>13628811>>13628833Alicorns only die if their death is Just or Heroic.
pony fused all of your good demons together in SMT and saved
>>13628864>choosing successorsNo one ever did that
>>13628864>successors pls.How do you think she has that nephew? There have been other alicorn princesses in the last 1000 years. Don't you remember the hearts and hooves story? Then again, I wonder if when one member of that couple died the other's heart corrupted and he became a dark shadow, enslaving his crystal subjects.
>>13628810>tfw you don't do math because you know it well and it's easy, but because it's hard and makes you think a different way>tfw you research any news that interests you by yourself>tfw you get lost in wikipedia articles every sunday, trying to find out more about charm quarks, orbital periods and exactly how Alan Turing was gay>tfw you try spiritual exercises and ESP not because it has been proven, but because it hasn't been disproved>tfw you are into ponies because you want to meet new people, learn new techniques and think about every little, inconsequential thing to know why and how it happened, and how to reproduce it
>>13628891Or if it suits the plot apparently ecause seriously what is Celestia even creating a successor FOR? I mean, obviously it's a plan ot try and get a new ruler around, but why exactly would she need a new ruler when there a two perfectly semi-immortal ones already around?
>>13628894Pony was mysteriously found murdered in a dumpster the next evening.
>>13628881She didn't confirm it either. And it's a silly thing to assume. No one said alicorns were immortal. We only know that two specific alicorns have lived for a long time.so why make up nonsense theories like "they'll all be alicorns and/or immortal" when not even the writers are that dense.
>>13628910Because they are going to wage war against the griffon kingdom soon and need someone who will rule over the conquered lands
>>13628833My headcanon is that there are different tiers of Alicorns.Celestia and Luna are the only true alicorns and the only ones that have all the superpowered shitTwilight and Cadence are just unicorns with wings slapped on or pegasuses with a horn glued on.Other than that they are normal ponies with normal lifespans
Will we ever get an MLP movie that's actually about ponies?
>>13628915Yeah, but if Twilight lives at least as long as Celestia, that'd be over 1000 years. If she's not going to outlive her friends, they have to have a way to live as long as she does.
>>13628923Judging from Magic Duel, Alicorns will have at least somewhat of an increase in magical power, even if it might not bring them on the same level as Luna and Celestia
>>13628910>sly what is Celestia even creating a successor FOR?SimpleShe doesn'tThere is never mentioned that Celestia is creating successors. That's just stupid.
>>13628926Hasbro has to think of new toy designs for it to revolve around first
>>13628910One ruler, cadence wasn't born yet and luna was still innamoon. Maybe she wanted a backup plan in case some villain got lucky one day.
>>13628932Celestia took Twilight Sparkle as an apprentice to train her as her successor.
>>13628926I'd be surprised if we didn't get at least one.
>>13628932>There is never mentioned that Celestia is creating successors.Pretty sure Anon mentioned it because that's what Lauren had in mind.Not like it matters anymore since she dropped out.
>>13628936It can be all about Pinkie doing her taxes for all I care as long as they're all still ponies.
>>13628932So why the fuck does she need twilight to acend for?
>>13628931Not really. The amulet can be symbolic. Alicorn AmmuletAlicorn is the material a unicorn's horn is made ofCelestia and Luna are also alicorns. So an amulet that greatly increases your magic powers would have that kind of name.Twilight said that she could do spells high level unicorns did. Not Alicorns. Unicorns.We'll just have to wait.
>>13628923so doesn't that just mean that 'alicorn' isn't what makes the sisters special. Something like Great power == alicorn, long life, flowy hairalicorns =/= great power, long life, flowy hair, tall statureand that they would of course be alicorns given the nature of their power, but its the power that give them the other things, not being an alicorn.
>>13628931or it could be that you become an alicorn by reaching a certain level of magic in a certain way, and being an alicorn isn't what makes you that powerful
>>13628949Because fuck you
>>13628940Never said in the show. Actually all we know is that Celestia was looking for a bearer of the Element of magic. That's it.>>13628949How the hell should I know.
>>13628949she doesn't. but it's so great that twilight has come so far. She just loves that her student has been able to unlock such great power on her own and solve and ancient riddle. No one said she planned for that. Or that she was training her replacement. That conclusion jumping.
twilight sparkle is celestia's apprentice
>>13628978She probably knew it was coming soon but not that some old riddle would do it. I figure once you reach the level cap you go alicorn, then it's all prestige levels from there. Twilight just got power leveled by her friends.
>>13628960I was thinking more along the lines>Celestia and Luna are the only natural alicorns>They defeated Discord, you know embodiment of chaos by each wielding 3 elements of Harmony>they become rulers>because of this alicorns become symbols of leadership and powerIt's like a crown. It means nothing but it symbolizes leadership and power. Cadence and Twilight are made alicorn to show their status as princesses but could have nothing to do with their actual power.Again this is just my headcanon. I doubt this will ever be addressed in the show.
>>13629006Yes. And? An apprentice doesn't always replace, and is often just trained so they can go off on their own.
>>13629006Apprentice != successor in making
Guys it's like this. >Age spells exist in Equestria>But only high level unicorns can use it>High level unicorns can't use it on themselves however>In order for Celestia to live forever, she must raise a unicorn to a certain level of skill so he/she can use the age spell on her>Twilight took this position>Now that Luna's back they can proceed to do the same for eachother, removing the need for a faithful student
>>13629020>>13629028i didn't say thati said that twilight sparkle is celestia's apprentice
>>13629013I always had the headcanon that after 1000 years with celestia the words alicorn and princess have become synonymous to the ponies.
>>13629040Isn't Twilight surprised when Celestia addresses her as Princess? If Alicorn and Princess were synonymous she would have known that she was royalty now.
Rainbow Dash is going to be the coolest alicorn.
>>13629028>not ending your apprenticeship by killing your master
>>13629037or you just need to be really powerful to do it. The alicorn amulet is really powerful, for are celestia and luna. Twilight though isn't as powerful as that.And some unicorns who aren't alicorns can still attain that power through other means and live a long time, like sombra.
>>13629056Sith plsYou're faggots
>>13629047Well of course she'd be surprised. She barely had time to register that she had wings and the implications of that. She had a lot of confusing things going on and suddenly someone calls her a princess.
>>13629047She still hadn't finished processing that she was an alicorn.
>>13629067>>13629069And people get annoyed that she didn't go full Aragon and asked her friends to not bow.
>>13629064>>13629065I've never seen any star wars
>>13629051What's she shy for?
>apprentice as horse>become alicornboooring, a true test would be to pit all the ponies against each other, gaining strength through each decapitation and then ascending to the title of alicorn.
applejack will be the first alicorn to wear a stetson
>>13629107pfff, mudponies can't be alicorns, they're not even HALF of a fucking alicorn.
>>13629100>no twilycorn impregnation clopfics:(
>>13629100HEY TWILIGHTHEY TWILIGHTHEY
>>13629111bow down before your apple princess
>>13629107alicorns can't wear stetsons. Don't be retarded. They only wear crowns and tiaras. That's why twilight's the only alicorn.
>>13629089You just complimented her.
>>13629114NEVERI'M ONLY LOYAL TO THE UNICORN ALICORNSI'LL NEVER BOW DOWN TO THE EART PONY ALICORN REPUBLIC NOR TO THE PEGASUS ALICORN KINGDOM
>>13629111Waifufaggotry in the thread will become even more entertaining when one after the other pony turns into an alicorn
>>13629122I don't think a compliment from a skinny brown neckbearded guy who thinks he's a girl would mean too much to her.
>>13629117Seeing as the elements seem to just be the big stones and not the entire piece, they could just pluck each of them out and put them on a tiara as necessary.
Why ain't y'all royally breedin'?
>>13629124What makes you think celestia isn't an earth pony alicorn?
>>13629112I didnt know I wanted this until now.
>>13629145Because I think she is a natural born Alicorn
The element neclaces are upside down tiaras.
>>13629140They're nice sisters.
>S4>"don't worry, twily will still be the same old twily"Even if the best case scenario left all her royal duties out, it will still be awkward as fuck to have her in episodes with her crown and wings. She's gonna stick out like a sore thumb.
>>13629139well there's the biggesst argument against the "they're all alicorns" thing. Only twilight's was a crown.And for all the "she wont' outlive them so they'll all be alicorns" people, why haven't they considered that an alicorn who's magic is friendship would be circulating that magic through her friends, so if she loved forever so would they. Alicorn or not.
>tfw leave for work in the morning then come home to the same thread
>>13629142I'm not a prince and being unemployed sort of screws with baby-raising plans.
>>13629145>word of god>natural born alicorns
>>13629142Because I will never reach my Princess
>>13629166But you're already there. You made it back.
>>13629124>Earth pony alicorn republic>Pegasus alicorn kingdomWhat are the Unicorn Alicorns in charge of?
>>13629140No, this is the best ship
>>13629148>two unicorn sisters
>>13629152you forgot that she's also taller than the rest of her friends now
>>13629176>she's also taller than the rest of her friends nowSHOW'S OVERSHE'S TALLER GUYSSHUT DOWN EVERYTHING
>>13629176Ugh, this shit is gonna be so awkward.
>>13629175That was said when they were depicted as alicorn and were alicorns.
>>13629171I found a rock yesterday which had a horn-like looking pattern on itIt didn't cut the dimensions ;_;
>>13629164What's that got to do with anything?
>>13629184they were also depicted with light blue and pink hair.
>>13629181>cherry pickingShe's taller, will walk around with her crown all the time as was seen in the movie and has wings, which she'll be using all the time as well.Twily is the elephant in the room.
>>13629176Sometimes I feel like everyone in here has legit OCD.>"Oh no, she's a few pixels bigger! Normally you won't see it but if I take a screenshot and draw the lines on it it is clearly visible!"
>>13629180I bet this anon is from here.
>>13629180but it IS self-insert bullshit
>>13629172Principat and Empire at the same timeRarity liked to be called empress so she made it an empireTwilight disagreed and said that since they are princesses it should be a principate. Also they didn't fit the definition of an empireRarity countered and said that there's a Crystal Empire that's made up by a small city and one single race of ponies.After a lot of arguing they agreed to call it both.
>>13629183>>13629185>>13629201It'll get better when they get her height.
>>13629201Are you saying they'll go back to the cherry farm and twilight will use her long horn to spear cherries off the trees?
>>13629192That reddish eye looks legit creepy. Like she's infected with some deadly disease.
>>13629192>not having enough finances to care for your children without State intervention>still breeding anywayI'm not sure why I expected an Earthie to understand.
>>13629203actually it's pretty clearly visible judging from MMC and the pony scenes in EQGI'm just pointing out that they clearly want Twilight to stand out as being special amongst the other main characters, there's no real case to deny that
>>13629220>spear cherriesNigga do you even fucking applebuck season? She can pull all that shit off the tree at once
>>13629199And later Celestia had green hair. And another time she had blue hair. Yeah okay fine.That was said in the S1 pillotsS1 was under the complete supervision of LaurenLauren said that they were born Alicorns.Look we could go like this for a while and no one would win. Lets just leave this and wait till the show addresses this It probably won't
>>13629201>and has wings, which she'll be using all the time as well.Yes, and this is truly awful. There is no other character with wings so far, it totally won't fit with the rest of the show at all.
>>13629233>I'm just pointing out that they clearly want Twilight to stand out as being special amongst the other main characters, there's no real case to deny thatOh, I'm not denying that Twilight is special. But that was always obvious, starting with the very first minutes of Season 1 when we find out that she's Celestias star pupil.
>>13629241>hurrr dosh flies everywhere it's cool guysYou're missing the fucking point, they're dumping this uber main character in with the rest of the average joes. She's gonna stick out.
are there drawfags here?if so, have you ever reached a point where you just didn't want to do it anymore even if you have time for it and do other things just to avoid drawing at all? if so does it go away at some point?
What if pony just walked right in?
>>13629235>Not wanting to eat cherries off her horn.What are you, gay?
>>13629249And when the show turned from being Twilight's friendship lessons to all the characters writing letters to Celestia in season 2?
>>13629254She always did.
I don't care if Twilight flies some but I'd prefer if she still teleports around a lot. It's part of her visual character, like Rainbow flying around casually even if it's just to hover.
>>13629180> I’m aspergic myself, and i think the idea of sombra and twilight together is a good idea.
>>13629262She would see that I'm not decent
>>13629254She was always like that. She was always above her friends.Even regarding the EoH she had a special significance>Her friends represent qualities needed for a friendship>Twilight is magic>Magic is friendshipTwilight represented friendship itself. Her friends only qualities needed for a friendship.
>>13629212Truth be told they might just have her holding her neck higher given that it'd be hard to see her wings otherwiseWhat's the point in adding pretty Allicorn wings when you can't see it through her mane?
>>13629267She really didn't.
>>13629280Ponies are hardly decent.
>>13629265they're all celestia's students nowforeshadowing
>>13629259>if so does it go away at some point?Not if you don't want it to
>>13629292Ponies always look nice.
>>13629267>she always didI'm speaking purely outside of the big two parter episodes where she comes out on top. She was an average looking unicorn that could cast good spells. Now she's built up to be this super unique physical embodiment of magic. If you try to have her mingle with her friends, she's going to stick out bad, especially with the crown.