Do You Think Neckties Are Sexy Editionpopped collars >>13604414
60 second counters suck.
>>13608170The answer is yes
>>13608187Yeah this is some shit
1 - Fluttershy2 - Rover3 - Discord4 - Gilda5 - Big Mac6 - Spike7 - Rover8 - GG9 - Celestia0 - Rover
>>13608197Your cookies taste terrible,anon.
>>13608200dubs: MLPG decidesoppai loli Sweetie Belle
>>13608198Oh the zoomanity!
>>13608207Rejectedtonight is my doge husbando
>>13608170in all honesty ponies don't really have that good of a fashion sense. Rarity just thinks she can throw a few gems on a skirt and suddenly its the best thing ever.
>>13608204>2013>playing boopcraftOnly colts and fillies play that shit.
>>13608210That roll was fixed, there were 3 rovers in that lineup.
>>13608211Just like real fashion.
>>13608220Which was 7 less than I wanted
Comfy pony is comfyAlso this is my pony back the fuck off
>>13608227huh i guess your right...
>>13608194pone should go around bare-hoofed more often.
>>13608236You can have yellow one, I want Scootaloo
>>13608236>wanting a 2.3 dog with a dick with hair extensiongood god, take her and hide her somewhere we can't see her anymore, please.
>>13608245>barehoofed>feet with toes
>>13608245Those aren't hooves... Those aren't hooves at all!
>>13608248>a 2.3 dog with a dick with hair extensionI'm sorry?
>>13608030>>13608042I prefer Applebloom/DT>Babs kicks the crusaders out of their clubhouse>"Well gals, looks like it's all ours now!">Diamond Tiara looks it over admiringly>"Well what do you know. This is actually pretty impressive coming from THOSE three.">"Yeah, way I heard it, it was rottin' away 'till my cuz came along and fixed things up.">"APPLEBLOOM did all this? W-Wow, she's so talented~">"I-I mean, I suppose if that, uh, loser was good at anything it would be, um, manual labor, r-right?"
>>13608236>>13608247The best one is all mine then
>>13608245I don't have a huge foot fetish, but every now and then some pictures like this arouse me inexplicably.
>>13608254Sure they are! don't you know what hooves look like?
>>13608255Deal with it, nerd.>>13608260that's not twilight.
>>13608257They can double date!
>>13608262You have a twilight fetish.
>>13608272>doesn't explain what he meantokay loser
>>13608286What part of 2.3 deog with a dick with hair extension don't you understand?What part of "bayakuu hykee!" don't you understand?
>>13608297>not speaking goblin
>>13608290needs regular maintenance to prevent malfunctions.
>>13608273Oh gosh that's cute.
Let's talk about bronies.First up: Pokéhidden
Good evening MLPG
>>13608318>using è in pokehiddenlitterally worse than hitler.also>tfw no 1.5
doing art thing now http://www.livestream.com/mewballtheartist
>>13608273I would date you <3
>>13608333W-would you anon? I'm very shy...
>>13608325>1.4 came out literally more than half a year ago>1.5 status: TBAThe fact he made BfE is the absolutely only reason I even give a shit about that wretch. His art is shit, his maturity is nonexistent and he's worse than the usual bawww cow. And now, he can't even do anything else than terrible art of pokemon OCs fucking.The typical brony artist.
>>13608337I would lay my eggs inside you~
>>13608341He's something like 16. Were you mature at his age?
>>13608341He quit on the game because of the C&D on mane6He only does pony art on commission
>>13608347No, he's 19. He fucked Tiarawhy when underage, though.I'm also pretty damn sure I wasn't crying my ass off on random websites over absolutely bumfuck nothing 24/7 when I was 16.
>>13608345R-Really? Is that you Chrysalis anon?
>>13608358>he fucked tiarawhyBullshit.
>>13608358>He fucked Tiarawhy when underageSource on this now fucker
>>13608361Go and ask him yourself or whatever, both had posts 'confirming it' a year ago.
>>13608363You keep your filthy eggs away from my waifu
>>13608363I like you lots
>>13608358do you think somebody would really do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?
>pinkiequest will never be finished
>>13608372>Go and ask him yourselfI would rather die
>>13608355>quitting because of C&Dno, no, C&D only stops people who are looking for an excuse to stop anyways.
>>13608355>oh no I might get a letter at some point telling me to stop, better stop before receiving that letter
>>13608399Well, it's like the first step in getting sued. If they went on with it they would have to prove they're doing a parody at their own expense.
>>13608257>>13608270>Silver Spoon starts poking around in drawers>"Hey look, they've got a scrapbook!">Everyone crowds around>They poke fun at pictures of the crusaders getting into trouble, or their awful outfits from the talent show.>Eventually get to the wedding pictures.>"Woah, is this the royal wedding? My cuz was at that?">"Ugh. TWO of them were. We were so jealous. Right, DT?">"Uh, yeah! Right!" >While the other two talk about the wedding, Diamond Tiara surreptitiously pockets the photo of Applebloom in her flower girl dress.
You know, assuming Hasbro follows up with the litigation.
>>13608407Yeah, but stopping before getting a C&D is moronic, if you get a C&D and stop afterwards there are no complications whatsoever.
>>13608399Quitting because of "danger of C&D" is for incredibly vapid people who can't think for themselves.Pokéhidden is one of them.
>>13608412Oh I thought you were talking about Mane6, my bad.Though I'm pretty sure he said he's still working on Banned from Eqd. He changed his mind within the same week I thought.
>exploring the new MLPG minecraft server
>>13608416I don't disagree that pokehidden quit because of shitty reasonsBut I can completely understand someone not wanting to spend a ton of time and effort on something that Hasbro is just going to come along and squash eventually anyway.I really doubt they care about some cheap flash game animated on the fucking DS or something though
>>13608422I really wish current Seikamod was less broken and had more features. I played there for a bit, but the mod is so buggy I just don't feel like playing.
>>13608422>minecraftwhy bring it up
>>13608426Then there's the fact that you don't even release the source code for it at allWhich multiplies the sheer stupidity by a factor of 60
>>13608422Aww, the CMC houses are actually really cute.
>>13608435There's a vanilla MLPG server too.
>>13608447Vanilla is boring though
http://pokehidden.tumblr.com/post/55323152200He never quit, he's just going super slow.
>>13608422>minecraft mlpg>minecraft>mlpgAnon if I can't nodus and kill people who already have nodus, there's no sense in playing minecraft.
>>13608451>8 months and still TBAHoly shit, that's worse than SQUAD, Valve and Datarealms official Soon™ time combined.It'll never be done.Also >he actually got upset over someone politely asking him why didn't end it yet The stupidity never ends.
>>13608465im[/spoiler] >ply ing
>>13608465I feel bad for him more than anything really. His art is cute all things considered, he just need to not let people get under his skin so bad.
>>13608473ya >fucked up
>>13608479But his art isn't cute. It might've been cute if its awfulness didn't shade my eyes a hue of FUCKING TERRIBLE.And people never got under his skin. He's stupid self-sufficiently, and if anything, he chose to believe all that dumb bullshit they serve him from all sides, especially that his art is "great".
>>13608480Studying for a test tomorrow. I wish I could go to sleep.
>>13608478It's a hacked client, technically the only good thing that it can give you is xray, radar and forcefield, because they're the only thing that aren't blocked by the servers' anti-cheat addons.Everyone uses hacked clients and thus, you get on with the times.
what is a "selfie" ?
>>13608495His art would be pretty cute if he didn't insist on making everything into weird pedo porn.
>>13608498>have test in 3 hrs, 20.
>mfw being the most pathetic and hated person hereI'm not one of the tripfags just a person MLPG loves to hate
>>13608500cumshot on yourself while in the bathroom holding a camera.Wait, I think I got that wrong...
>>13608465>pokehidden>in charge of not reacting to bronies
>>13608513Can I get a hint of who you are? Because I probably don't hate you.
>>13608513HI Roos Bcs Hateanon Fanfictionanon.
>>13608511I feel your pain.
>>13608521you just had to, anon
>>13608498Aww.. Good luck with it then!
>>13608513I don't hate you
>>13608506I love this one.
>>13608513If you're ross then I wish you'd just take our criticisms and not just plug your ears
>>13608531Ehhhhhh Screw it. It's time for bed. I need some sleep. I'll study in the morning.Goodnight Twilight.
>>13608540>posting that goddamn purple hellspawnI wish I could kill Twilight Sparkle off for good
ur a faget
>>13608564And I'd protect her from the insane murderous anon.
>>13608573Is that Snip's magic?
>>13608571with what weapon?
>>13608521I'm the guy who hates satyrs,batponies,fetishtext,contributor discussion and gay shitI'm the guy who posts armor and takes a stance against drugs
>>13608586.50 cal and combat shotty
>>13608589Oh, never mind, I do hate you.
>>13608589You're the only one here who annoys meI'm sorry
>>13608589It's not that we love to hate you, but that you make it very easy for us.
>>13608589>>13608589>can't discuss myself>not liking batponiesyep I hate you
>>13608596Cuter than Twilight.
>>13608592Should not unf.
>>13608595You're on, let's go.
>>13608612>cuter than the purple hellspawnyep
>>13608589I think you cause enough shit to earn a name
>>13608617I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.
>>13608612well shit that's adorable
>>13608589i dont hate you i just don't understand why you post so much about disliking drugs when no one is going to change their opinion
>>13608598>>13608600>>13608601>>13608608>>13608623I am not sorryI am a stereotypical bronyAnd I live off of autismbuxCelesticord>>13608633If I could that's great if I didn't then that's awful.
>>13608627It is the truth
>>13608635>>13608563Jesus christ just fuck already
>>13608633>responding to this shitthis is literally the reason that he does it, retard.
>>13608635I want to pet Twilight on the cheek.
>>13608630so is what you posted
>>13608641I do it regardless if someone replies or not
>>13608633the only reason he continues is because someone respondshe's that needy of attention
>>13608639You rshit taste is the truth.
>>13608645oh goodI want to keep posting adorable things
>>13608644mmmmm me too
Remember >rape was a thing
>>13608654shut up anon>>13608657>http://i.imgur.com/eLGQXUX.giflyra is a very bouncy pony
>>13608657...I'd fuck it
>>13608670I remember how stupid it was and how I never liked it.
>>13608670>not greentexting in the middle
>>13608657What if you go to Equestria, but instead of ponies, it's just anthro?
>>13608654It's not for attention anon, it's because I like doing itI'm the bird that's just far close enough to be heard chirping but too far to scream it awayIf people ignore me I'll just continue you posting
>>13608678I love them for their personalitiesand their boobs
>>13608671No you shut up
>>13608678I suppose I'd eventually get used to it.As long as their personalities are the same.
Is anyone's quick reply broken?
>>13608678What if you go to Equestria and 1 in 10 ponies is anthro, and none of the ponies act like its anything out of the ordinary?What if you started to notice more and more of them? Anthros that looks familiar, like you're pretty sure you saw a pony that looked a lot like that just a couple days ago
Man I love drugs.
>>13608684>>13608687What if it was the same personality, but in a grotesque, bizarre body?
>>13608657That poor Lyra, I bet her chest is sore from flopping around those flesh bags.
>>13608697UnfMaybeDepending on the body
>>13608680It's not your posts that irritate me, it's the fact that I'm sharing this space with a majority poster base that is too retarded to just ignore you and lets your posts shit up and dominate the thread every single fucking time, over and over again. If you're the bird, MLPG is the autistic toddler that starts screeching and spreading its own shit all over itself every time the bird chirps.I honestly don't know why I still come here. This place hasn't been good for years now, and at this point is pretty much 50% /mlp/ posters, people like you that literally just sit on here 24/7 saying shit to get a reaction and shitpost, and people who say shit like "lel" without a hint of self-awareness.
>>13608657background ponies is my fetish
>>13608697There is a line, anon.
>>13608704No, like, describe what you find hideous. Now put a pone personality in it.
What should I get for my dad for a birthday present?
>>13608705>too retarded to just ignore you
>>13608692>24/7Hey now I'm not here between 8:00 AM - 3:00 PM because sleep.
Goodamnit why hasn't orteil updated the game yetI need dungeons
>>13608690This sounds like a horror movie.
>>13608716Like I said, he's fine in my book. The rest of you retards are the problem. This entire conversation STARTED because he made a non sequitur post about how he gets SO MUCH ATTENTION for being a shitposter, and I know without even having to look that that got more replies than any topic in the last hour or so. Past that point, it's fair game to discuss how retarded people are for replying to this horseshit.
>>13608714a bad dragon dildo
>>13608730Don't be cheap, give hima good dragon dildo.
>>13608728simpbly epic :^))))
Rarity leading you about with a magical grip or hand, human is fine too on your dick, lightly jacking you off. "You're a dirty boy, and I simply detest getting dirty. Fortunately for you, though, I don't mind getting a little *filthy*."
>>13608724obviously meant to reply to>>13608705>If I ignore it he'll go awayI won'tYou wanna know a secret to keep someone who geniunely doesn't like something to go away?Discuss the things he doesn't like, yelling in a puddle is easy, yelling in a wave is not.Oh and by the way I'm BlenderBro for your AGDG guys
>>13608743That's not arousing in the slightest.
>>13608743mehAdd another fetish
>>13608746This is the third time that I've had to repeat that I don't give a shit if you go away.
>>13608743Yeah, no.Fuck you.
>>13608746>yelling in a puddle is easy, yelling in a wave is notnice
>captcha incom sumponePONE INCOMING
>>13608754You're the dom in the relationship aren't you?
>>13608753You gave a shit enough to reply, which means you do give a shit enough to make a reply which is more than enough for me to continue posting.
>>13608746What the hell is a AGDG?
>>13608760I've always had a nasty reaction to being controlled or the thought of being controlled.
>>13608762>posting best ponecontinue
>>13608768Amateur Game Developer General, the person who created Cookie Clicker is from that general.Needless to say no one likes talking about him.
>>13608773Because he invented cocaine?
>>13608769Hypnosis is definitely NOT your fetish then
>>13608751Rarity putting her hair up, slipping into something beautiful and soft, lighting a few candles, pouring some wine, and waiting for you to get home. She's an independent fashion designer-- she's not exactly rolling in cash. But so what? Who needs a night on the town when you can spend a night in?
>>13608773Jealous, I understand.
You know what I need more of?Pictures of Chrysalis like this, with freaky monstrous features and stuffI have a few but not enough
SLINGING DOPE AND THROWING UP GANG SIGNS
>>13608780No.I'd say not.
>>13608769this would be the worst reality to exist in
>>13608773I feel your pain but I can't reveal who I am or the thread will explode into shitposts the moment I throw my real tripcode on.I'm also an amateur gamedev and oh my god gamers are just the most self-entitled pricks you'll even meet demanding every single feature and everything for free.The Steam forums are a fucking nightmare.
>>13608773why? he's "the one who made it".
>>13608783I'm on it!!
>>13608783This I can do.
>>13608789>I'm also an amateur gamedevAre you 14 or something? I thought everyone over that age understood that making games would be idiotic.
>>13608790Jealousy and he's an asshole.>>13608789Are you that guy who developed that side scrolling game?25$? and it had a kickstarter?
>>13608783>You will never watch the Knights of the Long Night march their slow, grim way into Chrysalis' hive to destroy the creature in her lair
>>13608793...Who?That's the first time I've ever been called THAT.
>>13608783Fuck I need to sort my shit out
>>13608783I like the more monstrous characters.
>>13608799>he's an assholedoesn't seem like that to me. He seems a very cool dude both on his tumblr and the cookie thread.Hell, he even refuted microtransactions in exchange of moeny for cookies even if it's full fo idiot who'd buy them.
>>13608783We need this, but sexually related
>>13608798Uh, no, but I can't reveal my age, it's a dead giveaway.>>13608799No, but keep on guessing.... you'll get there eventually. Heh. I wonder to whom you are referring? I honestly don't know.
>>13608807It would be pretty fucking awesome to command a swarm like that, of that size.
>>13608789>people want things and complain if they don't get them or have to work for themWOW-WEE. Deal with it, like everyone else on the planet does. Bitching about bitching gets nobody anywhere.
>>13608807Me too.>>13608810I started to draw it, but I can't do my mental images justice. Would you like a story instead?
>ChrysalisI like to imagine she can quickly grow armor like sohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgWAoINWir0
>>13608810I love this concepthttp://imgur.com/0T1J8OJCould be more extreme
>>13608818That'd be just fine.
>>13608810well, there's always the vaginal claw.
>>13608816fuck off shitposter
>>13608820Could bebut this is fine with me tooI just wish there was more besides this pic
>>13608819I wish I could do that.
>>13608823Vaginal claws/suckers are hot.
Holy christ look at what I just foundhttp://www.f-list.net/c/Gillou
>>13608811That one guy who had a kickstarter and AGDG got up in arms about the pricing and stuff and then we generally forgot about it over time.I forgot the name of the game really.Are you the BOLT guy? Are you that guy with the 2d shooter about shooting skeletons and such?
>>13608830That's the only really good oneBut this is fucking adorablehttp://imgur.com/zJDRHyc
>trying to post Chrysalis images>ones I want to post are in the cheeselegs image dumpGrah.>file too largeDammit.
>>13608821>Chrysalis smiles at you, her jaw unhinging with a clattering sound and her eyes glowing with an evil green light.>her jaw parts with an audible clicking and green goo drips from her mouth as she leans forward to engulf your penis, her long flexible tongue winding around the shaft>She maintains eye contact with you wordlessly, her horn lighting up slowly with an emerald aura as her magic caresses your entire body, enveloping it in warmth and sending you afloat in an ocean of pleasure>You close your eyes, and the sensation of her inner throat is bizarre but comforting, hundreds of tentacles massaging you intimately, leaving you gasping and choking for more.>"Is it good?" she projects to you telepathically. "Do you want more?"
>>13608840I imagine she and her changelings could transform into some pretty terrifying abominations to crush their enemy/prey's morale in an instant.
That's enpugh mlpg for today.
>>13608838No, that's not me either.......
>>13608840Changelings are a manifestation of Slaanesh; the Nightmare force is a manifestation of Nurgle; Discord is a manifestation of Tzeentch. God help us the day we find the manifestation of Khorne.
>>13608861I wish I could see it.
She would make a good boss battle, no?
>>13608854I like big mouths and I cannot lieYou motherfuckers can't deny
>>13608866What is he from? He's pretty fucking rad.
>>13608861So Sombra would be, what, some other chaos beast?
>>13608869Holy shit. We don't have any art of this.WHY DON'T WE HAVE ANY ART OF THIS.
>>13608867Probably have minions with her fighting. They'd have a gimmick where they mimic your party member's moves. Chrysalis herself can charm party members, and in turn make her stronger.
>>13608867yes, but not as good as a well-done Sombra."I SEE YOU"
>>13608873What, you mean a berserker? Dawn of War.I'm partial to the Necron myself though. Love them nasty little living metal fucks.
>>13608869Celestia yelping in pleasure then blushing and covering her mouth.
>>13608878why is scootaloo so tiny
Be honest MLPGHow many of you would fuck bug horse? I mean she's pretty cute
>>13608895Not even if it was to save my life.
>>13608895She wouldn't even have to change formsOf course, that's always an option to make things more interesting
You're allowed to spank one horseSun buns or Bug butt?
>>13608895she is pretty qt but i dunno man>>13608902sun
>>13608902Bug butt.She's been a baaaaaaad girl.
>>13608877Sombra was a psychic echo of Slaanesh's afterbirth. a product of Slaanesh, but not OF Slaanesh. he is pure hunger, pure avarice. he represents one facet of the Dark Thirster's personality, yes, but the Changelings represent all.
>>13608895I'd rather exterminate her
>>13608878Why doesn't anyone ever believe I come here? I'm tired of justifying myself. It's fine if I'm on /co/ but /mlp/ hates me until the end of time.
>>13608902Sun buns wouldn't kill you for it.
>>13608914Neither would bug buttThe pain doesn't matterIt's just another form of love
>>13608912>not joining her>not commanding an invading force of changelings
So freakySo hot
>>13608913It's just patently unbelievable. I mean, hell, we're terrible people. No one really expects Zone to walk about outside of /v/, /a/, or /co/. Maybe /tg/ or /sp/, but not much of anywhere else.
>tfw you will never give up your love for Queen ChrysalisWhy is real life such shit
Oh, yay, another concept that MSOB has ruined with his horrible tit fetish.
>>13608930I like how she's basically one giant weapon.
>you will never serve on an Equestrian galley>you will never sing old pony sea shanties>you will never run up the colors and prepare to fire on those godless heathen Ramhallan pirates
So let's say you're in some horrible fanfic and you've gotta either fight her or try to redeem herWhat do and howNo sex is not an option.
>>13608934It's her battleshell.
>>13608933ManNormally I don't mind him putting huge breasts on thingsI don't really like the way he does it even if it is my fetish, but I don't dislike it eitherBut in this case it really detracts from the picture
>>13608931I guess. Make one April Fools day everyone hates you forever.
>>13608933>conceptJust one stolen from Hexadecimal.
>>13608937sex should always be an option in any quest
>>13608938buti want a battleshell
>>13608943... joke. April Fool's day joke.Also /f/
>>13608937Since I'm in a horrible fanfic, I'm likely a Mary Sue of some kind. I'll just tell her she should stop being evil and stuff, and she'll agree with me. Job done.
>>13608943Only people who can't take a joke, anyway. I thought it was funny enough, and the reactions to it were amusing.Can't win 'em all, I suppose.
>>13608943you could EASILY redeem yourselfand you and i both know how
>>13608931I didn't know Zone posted on /a/
>>13608954gn"no flare no deal" -Lyra
>>13608943One of the reasons you being here is hard to believe is that BCS shitposts a whole lot and also likes to pretend to be you.
>>13608952Ha, man that thing went viral. I copied from the Pinkie Pie dance but it kind of stuck, didn't it?
>>13608956I didn't either. I was just throwing out boards that would be believable stopping places. I did forget /f/, though.
>>13608950>she agrees and begins explaining how sorry she is and how she's changed>while you're distracted a changeling sneaks behind you and jumps onto your back>sinks his fangs deep into your neckbad end
>>13608954I think mewball might be turning into apple
think of it as a peace offeringnot a sell out to whateever moral scruples you believe atm
>>13608947Slain Changelings can have their chitin harvested. Usually useless, it can, through a quite painful spell, be grafted into the skin of the subject, giving them limited control over its transformative properties. Though it would never allow perfect full-body transformation, as a normal Changeling could manage, it does allow a much greater degree of natural armor, to say nothing of its intimidation factor.
>>13608928I'd rather wipe out her minions, break her horn and keep her around locked in a dungeon and use her and probably one of her surviving minions as entertainment.>"Oh no, twilight, I can't move my fat sun butt!">Crowd laughs>"Don't worry princess, I'll fix it!">She rams into celestia's butt with her horn and Celestia yells "Youch!">crowd laughs>"Heh heh, looks like I got to raise the sun today">crowd bursts into extremely loud laughter>Chrysalis and her minion gets shoved back into their cramp,dark and dirty dungeon.>She and her minion is fed 1 minute worth of love a day.
>>13608961I actually ended up downloading the song you used for it. I don't even know why, but it's sitting in my music library.
>>13608955Wouldn't that just be encouraging them more? I've had more than enough on my plate with my loops and projects already, enough to support myself decently and taking on more work is somehow distasteful to me, particularly for the crowd that chases after the latest fad or trendy thing, like those people that shop at Hot Topic.I know it's very competitive and a fight for artists to stay relevant but I feel like I would be giving in to their demands if I did that.
>>13608965>remove Changeling from neck, a single taste of my pure hero Mary Sue blood rendering him unable to hurt another living thing>pass him off to Fluttershy as a new petJob done.
>>13608937love magicand with that i would control her
>>13608972Anyone with half a brain supports you sticking to your guns on not making one. It shows you can keep your word, and in a business sense that's a good thing to know.
>>13608960That goes for any famous or notable artist, doesn't it? This is 4chan. I'm pretty sure everyone takes stuff here with a grain of salt.
>>13608972>relevantWell that's not such a huge issue anymore, as in, making a pony flash wouldn't exactly boost your relevance a huge deal, although you'd certainly get a fair share of attention
>>13608970Power of the horse! Full force!Ah, forced memes. There are way too many edits of that. 4chan is where creativity goes to die.
>>13608982Not as much as in this case, although lately it's not so typical of her to do it but at one point it used to be.
>>13608972even if you did a little something, like a couple hours of anything, not even r34. something cute, or funny or whatever, you know how we are when it comes to pony. everything and anything is devoured and appreciated on it's on merit. and it would show that you are ready to pass that stage with the fandom. i always enjoyed zonetan productions. it's just there is a stigma and active smear compaign against you. and if you showed any nod to this group it would be nice.
>>13608981I feel the same way, like with Skullgirls, once you are on the team officially, it carries a certain weight and they don't necessarily endorse X-rated cartoons from the staff. There is still such a thing as reputation though nothing is sacred anymore.But I'm probably generalizing too much and should get some sleep soon.
>>13608988I've only three, and the original loop.But in a sense, 4chan is also a place where creativity can spring from the corpse of the dead like some sort of beneficial fungus. Just look at the /v/ musicals. No one expected anything good out of /v/ for years after they finished Katawa Shojo.>>13608992You and I both.
>>13608983It's probably time to let it go and get some rest. It's not so much a single group or culture as it is a combination of factors and real life getting in the way of things.
>>13608992it doesnt have to be x ratedpony is for cute too!
>>13608982I really only vaguely dislike you because of the association with BCS and some comparison to tiaraI thought the pinkie flash was pretty funny toowe can start over~
>>13608971Indeed, Changelings provide a wealth of natural resources for the fortune-seeker bold enough to take them: their chitin, their skin (useful in spells), their saliva (mild mind-control properties and mutagenics), eggs (unparalleled source of magical energy), sexual secretions (virility and fertility), eyes (effective in treatment of several diseases), hooves (an excellent fertilizer), wings (also useful in spells, particularly weather spells), and heart (treatment of a wide range of mental disorders). Perhaps it is for this reason that they are among the most dangerous of all Equestrian creatures: otherwise, they would simply have been harvested to extinction.
>>13608879>>13608893Celestia looking at you with a confused, pleading look.
>>13608999>/v/>Katawa ShoujoI remember that and it's true that they did finish it and that's to be commended.
>>13609005Celestia grinning, egging you on.
>>13609007Celestia has been replaced with her evil soap-opera twin, Celustia.
>>13609002>>13608982>>13608960>>13608943>>13608931>>13608913You do realize this is BCS,right?
>>13608933My focus is elsewhere besides titsThat is really fucking good though
What if I strammed Red Dwarf
>"Gee, I don't know anon...a date?"
>>13609018id watch while playing smt iv sleep is for faggots
>>13609016thats cool, either way. it was fun to talk about something
>>13609016Why must you force your reality on me, Anon? Is it not more preferable to live the small lie?
WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE
>>13609040This is probably the worst thing ever conceived by man
>>13609016I doubt it, that was too well played
>>13609040>"Relakth. Your parenth won't be home for another week. Now thhut up and kitth me."
>>13609045I want to put my dick in a girl.
>>13609043Whatever man, vagina is vagina.
>>13609048Not that one you don't.
>>13609051A mutilated bloody pulp where your crotch used to be isn't a vagina.It's sad.
>>13609058thats hottalk more about bloody holes please
Why are we so terrible today?Why not talk about Ponka instead?Or better, since it's wednesday, what comics are you reading/buying/pirating today?
>>13609061slshk sllp sllp slap slap shhlap
>>13609066>Why are we so terrible todayI blame post cooldowns/q/ is pretty funny right now though
>>13609072Find a way to heal her? Yes.
>>13609074Bring back IDs!
>>13609072yes, witch in LFD got me hot to trot zombies
>>13608879Well, good, apparently she didn't like it at all.
>>13609077Plot twist: you can heal her but you can only bring back one of them, the other two will die.>>13609074I've read through the /tv/ waifu exiled general on /r9k/ and that has unprecedented levels of faggotry. I can stand nearly anything now.
I only listen to mlp and mlp-related music
>>13609088Man, I would be so unsurprised if Moot lurked MLPG.
>>13609086I'm a 90's kid
>>13609086>Plot twist: you can heal her but you can only bring back one of them, the other two will die.... she will never forgive me for this. Guess I will release her from this pain and then jump of a cliff before she can find me and tell me what she thinks about me sacrificing her sister and student.
>>13609091I'm pretty sure Moot is a huge fan of MLP. He just can't reveal it lest he commit social suicide
>>13609091>tfw no qt μt π
>>13609091It would be pretty cool if he did.I hope I get to talk to him one on one at awa
Moot is lurking here right now.
>>13609092Nigger, that's smalltime.Seriously, read one of these threads and try not to get cancer.>>>/r9k/8755728>>13609091Do you read all the spoilered text expecting this casual reveal?
>>13609102I'm sure he posted once at least in MLPG
>>13609094How could you?
>>13609108Holy shit, why aren't they permabanned yet? That's literally the second /fur/ in general form. Cookie clicker general is the third.
>>13609094She'd understand. It would break her heart knowing they couldn't be saved, but she would understand.And she'd forgive you.
>>13609108I'm afraid for my health after looking at that picture so I'll take your word for it, alright?>>13609110I'm sure someone has a cap if he did.The only thing I'm supposed to tell him from mlpg that wasn't /q/ bull was 'you're a faggot' so we'll see how it goes
>>13609112That was exactly what I meant. I'm not as strong as Questanon, I couldn't take that.
>>13609118R-really?Don't play cruel games with me, Anon.
>>13609118Inside she would be torn apart by knowing that she was the one chosen between the other two
>>13609119I mean moot posted here as anon
>>13609124It's possible but i doubt itHe has a lot on his plate
How would 2006 4chan react if they found out 4chan had a My Little Pony board?
>>13609136I'm too young to know that
>>13609122Of course. She can't help but wish that things had gone differently - she misses her sister and Princess Cadence dearly, and who can blame her? - but she doesn't bear any anger towards you for your choice.She still weeps for their loss every night, as she raises the moon.
>>13609117People obviously complained on /q/, but mods decided /r9k/ is more or less /b with robot/, so as long as the thread has a legitimate topic, anything goes.Note that the "discuss about robot culture" rule has disappeared for a while from /r9k/. Not that the thousands misogyny threads are much better, anyway.
>>13609136Violently.People would literally die.
>>13609144Mewball's what, 18 now?That would make him like a year and a half younger than me.
>>13609144>me>posting dash>2013top lel>>13609149yeah
>>13609143>>She still weeps for their loss every night>tfw no way to soothe her painLooks like she'll be able to forgive me, but I won't be able to forgive myself for doing that to her.
>>13609150What's wrong with Dash? She's not my favorite but she's cool
derpy is a very ugly pony
>>13609156How cool?>>13609157Everyone knows that, anon.
>"Really anon, with that little thing?"
>>13609156shes cool but i dont think ive ever posted dash that i didnt draw
>>13609158one fifth cooler, blockhead
>>13609160That would make sense lyralover
>>13609153She understands your choice. Luna had no experience ruling on her own, and Cadence was simply too young and inexperienced to raise either of the heavenly bodies. Had she been in your place, she would have made the same decision you did. This doesn't change the fact that she feels she didn't deserve your favor.Survivor's guilt is a hell of a thing.
I would fuck Rarity so hard she would give birth to quintuplets who are also pregnant.
>>13609167>Mewballs dating profile>Lyralover18>Please be obsessed with me before we start dating>Thumb fetish a plus
>>13609160psst. mewball.draw more lyra.
>>13609172That's not the reason why I picked her... and that makes it even worse.
>>13609176>imageWell I like RD's eyes>must be willing to get into a fursuit of my choice
>>13609177Shut up, Rainbow Dash! My penis is bigger than yours!
pony thinks smt4 is too hard
>>13609186which fursuit anon
I love that Japan found out about Cookie Clicker. They're producing a truckload of OC by the day.Also this with Vocaloid GUMI http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9i1wyc_G1ec>those lyrics
>>13609196Isn't it obviousbonbon
>>13609197Wow I see zero pony in that post good jobNow get out
>>13609211>not having sex with lyra whilst wearing a lyra fursuit
QUICKILL WAWTCH THE NEXT EPISODE OF MLP YOU TELL ME
>>13609223magical mystery cure
>>13609223Owl's well that ends well.
>>13609223One Bad Apple
>>13609217Looks like someone accidentally hard reset with 100 quintillion cookies when they meant to soft reset.Make love to me, anon.
waking up to sex with pony
>>13609220>Not having sex with lyra while wearing a bon bon fursuit>Bon bon walks in>Slowly, ever so slowly backs away>You don't see her again
>>13609227>>13609236I love how Owl's well still elicits so negative a response.I'd say it's even worse than KCaFo. It just feels like 20 wasted minutes.
>>13609238Can it be this pony?
>>13609242>all the ponies treat you as bonbon>they don't see anything different or strange>you dare not take the head off in public
>>13609184As much as it hurts, she would eventually admit you made the sensible choice. Those sorts of decisions are the true test of any ruler, showing who they are at the very core of their being."I imagine neither my sister, nor Cadence, would want me to wallow in misery forever." Her voice is quiet in the evening air. "You have shown yourself to be capable of making the decisions required of a leader. You have also shown that these decisions were not made without some personal cost.""I believe I'm ready to move on, but..." There's a pause as she glances to the moon, consulting the memory of her lost sister one last time. Then she turns back to you, smiling through the tears in her eyes. "It would be far easier with you by my side."
>>13609247Whichever pony you want, I guess.
>>13609251Fucking Celestia Quest. I'm not supposed to enjoy Celestia this much damn it.
>>13609255GoodI love wake up sex
>>13609260>I'm not supposed to enjoy Celestia this muchSays who?Would you accept her offer?
>>13609251>"I believe I'm ready to move on, but..."How long ago did we kill her sister and what'shername
>>13609251Oh fuck man, that would totally kill me. On the one hand it would make me the happiest man if she wanted me at her sideon the other hand she wants me to be at her side for the wrong reasons because the choice to rescue her and not the others was completely selfish and not because of the reasoning she assumes.
>>13609265Would you let applebloom suckle on your balls as if they were her mothers teats
>>13609283Ow, dude, no, fuckDo you have any idea how uncomfortable suckling really is
>>13609283that sounds painful
Guys, I'm so coldwhere's my pony?It's so cold, I think I'll go to sleep for a little bit
>>13609274I'd imagine a year or so prior. And remember, it was to save all three of them from being stuck like this forever. >>13609072>>13609280Just because you made the decision for selfish reasons doesn't mean it wasn't the right choice.
>>13609283Uh noThat shit is really weird not to mention she's not for sexual
>>13609280Seeing as I have no romantic attraction to Celestia and probably would have done the right thing...>>13609270...Yeah. Maybe not so much as a ruler, but I'd give her advice where I could and learn as much about Equestria and how it works as possible.I need to stop posting.
all we hear is radio gaga
>>13609292>Just because you made the decision for selfish reasons doesn't mean it wasn't the right choice.Yeah, but would she forgive me as easily for killing her sister and nephew if she knew that I just did it because I didn't want to lose HER and not because it was the best choice for Equestria? You can make the right choice for the wrong reasons.
>>13609299No little appleYou're notThat's not going to change until you get older
>>13609302>inb4 argument about the moral ambiguity of the decision that's been made
>>13609303But what if that's her cutie mark?
are you a changelingyou can tell me, I won't tell anyoneI'm definitely not one
>>13609302She's lived for thousands of years, remember? There's lifetimes of perspective she has that you don't. It would take time, but she would still forgive you.And it's not like she can't see that something's been eating away at you.
>>13609309No but I'm a robot.
>>13609309>Changelings invade ponyville>Turns out everyone in ponyville was actually changelings>They move on to canterlot>Same thing, everyone was a changeling sleeper agent>Except for celestia and a very confused janitor
>>13609314>>And it's not like she can't see that something's been eating away at you.>Celestia asking me every day what's wrong>can't tell her because I'm afraid what her reaction would be like if she found out why I killed her sister>which makes it even worse because it means I'm lying to her when I tell her nothing is wrongThis is torture.and probably the hell I deserve
>>13609320>I've never seen that pony before>What's you're name?
>Applebloom not for sexual 'til she's older>Saving Celestia from a horrible fate at the cost of two of Luna and Cadence for what could be seen as the wrong reasonsThis thread. This fucking thread and its ethics.
>>13609328It's like>MLPG>We're scumbags, but we're not TOTAL scumbags
>>13609328>everyone on mlpg has to be a total freak
>>13609322Nobody deserves to have their soul put through the wringer like that.
salty apple juice and coins
>>13609338I'm just so used to seeing it that the current going-ons are throwing me off
>>13609328Morals and ethics are not the same thing.
>>13609345I mean I have my very vanilla fetishes but I dont want little filliesThey are like kids
>>13609342I suspect women shove coins in their vagina to give them that taste.
>>13609328I'm actually enjoying it. It's a nice change from the normal "I'll just stick my dick in it." Even though it will probably devolve into that within the next 30 minutes
>post this >>13609072>suddenly, celestia feels
>>13609376This is all your fault, Anon. You broke my heart.
I would absolutely adore taking care of the CMC all the time. Yeah, it'd be stressful, but at the end of the day when everyone's all tuckered out and they're sleeping on you because they love you to pieces...that's the best feeling ever. Makes me just wanna hug the hell out of all three of 'em at once.
>>13609382I want this.
>>13609380Would you let her help you put it back together?
>>13609376I guess it's all my fault, I posted >>13609086
>>13609386If I was convinced that she would actually be able to forgive me, yes.
>>13609388She forgave Luna for the whole Nightmare Moon thing. I'm pretty sure she could forgive you for making the right choice for not-entirely-selfless reasons, especially since she can tell it's eating away at you.
>>13609384>"Anon, sure is dorky sometimes. Like when he spent a good hour chasing down one of our kites.">"I should have just used magic to get it for him.">"Ah, dunno. Anon's not so bad. He's real fun and doesn't yell at us for gettin' into crazy stuff like mah sister does.">"Kinda wish he wouldn't worry so much though. It's embarassing.">"It's only cause Anon cares about us a lot, Scootaloo.">"I know.">"I can't wait to see Anon again tomorrow.">All CMC: "YEAH!"
>>13609401Then there's nothing that would make me happier than her putting the pieces back together.
>>13609404>"It's only cause Anon cares about us a lot, Scootaloo."I can't see any of them saying that
>>13609404>Sweetie using magicNice fanon.
>>13609407It's not a quick or painless process for either of you. There's lots of yelling and tears on both sides of the equation, but after months of opening up to one another, things finally seem to settle between the two of you.One morning after breakfast, she reminds you that there's no expiration date on that offer of ruling alongside her. She's not sure how the ascension spell would affect a male, much less a male of another species, but if you're willing to try...
>>13609427>There's lots of yelling and tears on both sides of the equationI don't think I would yell at her in that situation. I can never be angry at people when I know that it was my fault.>but if you're willing to try...Yes.
>>13609452S1 Luna is so much prettier than S2 Luna
>>13609452is this a new epic meme?
>>13609029You've got the idea.Gotta pone fast.
>>13609452How long until I will be able to use oculus rift for the ultimative escapism?
>>13609452Source models will always look like shit
>>13609459You're entitled to your opinion even if it's wrong.
>>13609472It'd look a lot better if it didn't have a 1 byte pallete
>>13609452why is she so perfect mlpg?
FINALLY, SOMEONE ELSE THAT ENJOYS MY NOSTRIL GAPING FETISH
Good morning, MLPG!
>>13609432>Yes.I could blow a few hundred words here, but I assume you've seen the end of Magical Mystery Cure, so I'll reign myself in.After a day of preparation and research, Celestia brings you to her chambers and begins weaving the spell. Golden auras wash around the circle you're standing in, the brightness eventually forcing you to close your eyes against the glare. A moment more, and the familiar warmth of sunlight envelops you as the spell takes hold.You find yourself standing on nothing, scenes from your memories lazily drifting past to either side. As you look back on your life and all of its successes and failures, all of the things you've learned, you find yourself drawn towards a warm presence in your mind. It's Celestia, and she's smiling. "Hello, my new prince. It's so very nice to finally meet you."
>>13609571(cont.)There's a flash of golden light and, after a slight struggle to open your eyes, you find yourself waking up in Celestia's bed. Everything feels hazy and incomplete, like you're still dreaming, until you see Celestia silhouettes by the dawn. She's standing on her balcony with her horn lit, easing the sun into its daily path the way she has for thousands of years, and there's a smile on her face. There's a bit of sadness there, but it doesn't permeate her expression the way it used to.She spends a few moments longer on her balcony with her thoughts, then she turns and walks back in. When she sees you're awake, that smile just gets wider."Good morning, sleepyhead. You've got a lot to learn about your new form. Ready to get started, or do you need a few more minutes?" That quiet giggle of hers is like nothing else you've ever heard, and knowing she can laugh again... "It's okay if you do, I won't force you out of bed just yet. It took me a few centuries to get used to early mornings, I understand how it is."
>>13609592*silhouettedfucking hell have I been infected by the witchdyke or something
>>13609596Considering the pic this story has evolved from I'd say so.
The thread is dead, and we want to celebrate it It's pushin' up dasies Former and belated It's a bad thread that's why were elated well, the thread is dead!follow the bouncing horse! Yeesss, the thread's kaput! No longer operatin' Retired! Expired!Quite an emancipation Released, Deceased! Gone bust, it's dust! Let's lift up our shorts And do a pelvic thrust! Unf! The thread is dead! It was dirty and obscene, and not a little mean! So we'll sing in one accord Now that it's gone to its reward! The thread is dead, it's history! Why we shake our booty's no mystery! It's gone at last, its time has past! Now we can go back to shitposting!
If Rarara was my waifu, she'd be into Netorara.
Which among the main six would still be the most beautiful even when they've aged similarly to Granny Smith?HARD MODE: No Alicorn bullshit.
>>13609592That sounds like it didn't went completely wrong like I feared it would.what did I wake up as?Also it's nice to hear here laugh again.
>>13609613Anon, they'll all be alicorns.
Foals are off to school.What are they wearing?
>>13609616>what did I wake up as?I left it intentionally ambiguous, though my personal preference would be male alicorn.
>>13609628Best ending.That even makes up for crushing my heart earlier.Well, partly.
>>13609626Nothing. Ponies dont wear clothes.
>>13609603Here's a little bonus pone'cuss I know you had it toughAnd here's a little pony to youby collecting real cool semen
>>13608798This. Get an usefull skill and become an artist, start drawing. No one likes programmers.
>>13609639W-Wait, that's absurd!How do they preserve their innocence?!
>>13609632Alternatively, I could've gone full tearjerker and had her dialog be something more like "You look so much like her...", thus implying similarity to Luna and that the universe was using you to fill a gap in the power structure.As it stands, I rather like the idea of anon becoming Prince Morpheus. Same metaphysical role, completely different personality.
>>13609655>"You look so much like her..."
>>13609659Hey, I warned you it was the full tearjerker option.
>>13609366>3 times german
>>13609661Yeah but it's not like I could ever resist clicking a spoiler
>>13608892>where is it from>dawn of warI wish I could hate you to death and then crematet your corpse to ash.
>>13609679Unsurprisingly, moot is the biggest shitposter and doesn't even need to ban evade.
>>13609655>you look so much like herPrincest mode: Unlocked.
>>13609693Pr-incest, or Prince-st?
>>13609700Na it's okay because apparently I'm a male version of Luna.
>>13609708If you want to be, anyway.
>>13609714How else did you think Cadence would be reincarnated?
Most sexually dominant mane 6?
>>13609693>PrincepsSo pony is actually a huge titan, and needs a human pilot.
>>13609725Rainbow Dash. She thinks it's a competition.
>>13609744I like to think she's really sweet and kind but acts like a jerk just because of DT.
>>13609727>>13609734MLPG is literally 3 people right now
>>13609361>>>13609693Guess I was off a bit with the 30 minutes
>>13609746I hope for a S4 episode that makes that canonEven if Diamond Spoon is the cutest ship
>>13609747That can't be, I'm not you or you or you.
>>13609748I didn't intend that writing to be for sexual, anon.
>>13609750Well, there's a chance for some more of that in the Scootacripple episode.
>>13609752Too late. We're fucking Celestia so she can give birth to a new Cadance instead of waiting to ascend another pegasus.
>>13609761The worst part is that I'm the one who put that idea out there.Would she remember?
>>13609756>Scootaloo has her Mary Sue moment and learns how to fly like a champion>Becomes a total bitch like Rebno Des and is thrown out of the CMC>She is a total bitch against Silver Spoon whose soft / better sides we get to see>Silver Spoon takes her place in the CMC>Scootaloo and Diamond Tiara now hang out
>>13609756I want Scoots to still not be able to fly, but I know they are going to fuck it up anyway.
>>13609784Still posting it, huh?
>>13609768nigga fuck Scootaloo, i don't give a FUCK about that character arc
Twist moaning lewd and obscene things with her lisp.
>>136097921. she's a filly2. She's least attractive female filly, if we don't count Scootaloo
>>13609787>someone held a phone and took this of themselvesAt least he's not fat from what's shown
>>13609787I should buy a horse mask.
>>13609804You should buy a horse mask
Grafics cat > Doge
>>13609752Thanks for writing it by the way, was nice to see something else than "AND THEN YOU FUCKED HER TILL SHE COULDNT WALK" for once
>>13609799M8M8m8 m8Even scootaloo is better than twist
>>13609766Scootaloo and Diamond Tiara...?
>>13609823I'm more of a feelsmith than a bonermancer. Glad you enjoyed.
>>13609823>>13609831And then you fucked her until she couldn't walk. The end.
>>13609804>>13609814I'm getting a horse mask for awa for mootykins
>>13609823>>13609831I'm not sure what the "for once" is about, there haven't been that many sexual stories compared to other stuff for a while now.
>>13609845oh god what did you do 4chan that's not my image
Should I buy?
>>13609845>>13609854This is now canon.
>>13609845OH FUCK WHY DOES IT FIT SO WELL
>>13609854There is a confused pony somewhere
>>13609845Who is that?
>>13609854It's kinda fitting though. Both Anon and he sacrificed people that were close to them to ascend.
>>13609856nodrop a load of dosh and get a high quality fanmade plushie instead
>>13609845What the fuck is thatReminds me of some anime I watched once
>>13609866Femto from Berserk
>>13609856that Fluttershy is a really gross color
>>13609862some poor bastard's probably gonna get banned, isn't he?>>13609866no idea. 4chan fucked up.
>>13609866Looks like Femto from Berse->>13609874Fuck the new 60 seconds cooldown.
>>13609845Meant to post this, but OH WELL.http://arch.413chan.net/prince_luna-(n1369168977664).png
>>13609877Yeah that thread got derailed no shit>>13609876All of them are terrible anyway
I found the Celestia story pretty silly.
>MLPG knows berserkNow im surprise
>>13609879is it making you angry?
>>13609876At least she isn't a merchandise driven whore alicorn.
>>13609884link to thread? I want to see this trainwreck in progress
>>13609883Oh yes that thread got derailed
>>13609886So, it's your first day on MLPG, then?
>>13609889Quite.>>13609883The other one was way funnier to be honest.
>>13609890But Fluttershy is going to be an alicorn.
Talking about thatThat anime ending was probably the most unsatisfying ending I ever watched
>>13609885She's a silly pony.
>>13609893No but I am not here constantly.
>>13609886Why shouldn't we?
>>13609905>you will never help preen blades of grass out of her wings
>>13609905She looks less likes she's rolling and more likes she's enjoying lying down in the shade.
>>13609914>sucking grass out of her wings with your mouththat sounds disgusting
>>13609903Dude, watch the moviesLike, right nowBerserk is the fucking shit
>>13609914>she will never giggle while she observes your clumsy attempts to properly preen her wings
>>13609912Sure, Cadence and Twilight are both a shat.
>>13609891There's no way of knowing where it goes
>>13609925>human>using your mouthnigga what
>>13609925You can use your hands.Also grass doesn't taste that bad actually tastes like nothing most of the time
>>13609936Do you know what preening is or are you using words incorrectly again?
>>13609905When you sleep in too late, she wakes you up by poking you in the side with her horn, each time a little harder until you jump out of bed in surprise.Sometimes when you're sitting down, reading, she'll sneak up behind you and ambush-winghug you, saying, "Guess who?" You never guess right.She likes to sit next to you when you eat so she can kick you under the tablecloth.Every now and then, she'll hide behind a door and when you open it, leaps forward and tackles you.
>>13609930I didn't even know there are moviesI hope they are more satisfying then "I kill of all your characters and rape your woman"
>>13609933I wish there was more Cadance merch
>>13609944Do you know what preening is?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmyDZqGRwwA
>>13609945I'm going to tickle her.Just as soon as she lets me get my hands on her.Which might not be for a while.
>>13609950I wish you would spell her name correctly retard
>>13609945That sounds adorable.Why can't my life be that happy? ;_;
>>13609951>Link another person using the term incorrectlyyeah you sure showed me
>>13609949but thats kind of the point of berserk
>>13609949Ok, about thatThat scene ends like...5 minutes before SOMETHING happensThe anime ended at that time because Japan is fucking retarded when it comes to making anime out of unfinished manga
>>13609950What kind in particular
>>13609962uh anon "Cadance" is how you spell it
>>13609945>When you sleep in too late, she wakes you up by poking you in the side with her horn, each time a little harder until you jump out of bed in surprise.That could end badly.
>>13609962That is how you spell it. Hasbro spelled it that way to make it easier to trademark.
>>13609966I'm more inclined to believe someone who actually works with birds than some random anon on a discussion board about a childrens' cartoon
>>13609971Okay ill watch that stuff right now then
>>13609977Nah, it's okay, alicorn is telescoping so it doesn't poke through hats.
>>13609950>That smile she gives in her first scenei was like "this bitch is alright"
>>13609679> Sparkle> Dash> posts PinkieMan he really rounds the bases there.
Cadance a shit
>>13609997http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/Princess_Cadance>>13609975I hope she gets a 4DE plush, and I don't know. Maybe one of those vinyl figures or some shit
>>13610012Fuck your in-official wikipedia retard it's cadence
>>13610012I doubt either will happenHer mane and body style are too unique to mass producesorry
>>13610012>The spelling "Cadence" is used in the credits of the first two episodes of season 3 and in some publicity material, while the later variation "Cadance" is used in the credits of the second-to-last episode of season 3, in the credits of the film My Little Pony Equestria Girls, and near-exclusively and prominently in publicity material and all products, one of which used "Cadence" in a promotional photo but used "Cadance" in its actual release.this is so fucking retarded
>>13610012Have they announced any 4DE plushes beyond the main 6 yet? Princesses are a possibility I suppose. Nerds who like background ponies still have to get custom made
When all the main 6 have become alicorns, do you think it will be time to move on to G5?
>>13609957But one day she lets you catch her. She giggles under your tickles, but then strikes back with her wings. Feathers are much better at tickling than fingers.
>>13610020>Her mane and body style are too unique to mass produceBut one Anon asked 4DE if they'd consider making Luna, Celestia and CMC plushies and the answer was somewhat positive.
>>13610025"Holy shit you guys we can't actually trademark a melodic configuration" - Hasbro
>>13610030>Princesses are a possibilityThey've already done Princess Twilight Sparkle.
>>13610020She has the same body as Luna and her hair isn't harder to make then RD's I think, so I think there's hope>>136100434DE has only done uniTwi
>>13610036I mean I don't know for certain. If they did, I'd get LunaMaybe Scootaloo too, but they take months to ship as it is. God knows when they'd actually put them up for sale.
Her name is Princess Mi Amore Cadenza you fucking scum-sucking dumbasses
Evens: Go to classOdds: Don't go to classDubs: Draw poneTrips: Kill myself
>>13610050insert assassin creed joke
>>13610050No it's the princess of love and sex.
>>13610033Aha, but fingernails are much better at backscratching than feathers!I don't care if she's got magic for that, too.
>>13610058> Cadence and ElizabethI pray no one's stupid enough to cast Shining as Booker without considering the original plot tweeest
>>13610033I'm not really ticklish though so this might end up as a fair fight
>>13610060>mfw I am listening to a Let's Read of that book right now because I was too lazy to ever read the PDF I downloaded of it myself
>>13610068DudeDo you really think it's that far of a stretchEither way it's a pretty manecut/haircut and outfit for her
FUCK MY BUTT
>mfw finished gta and now the long empty wait for pone 04
>>13610079It's gorgeous, yeahI'm digging the short bob on her, though the flat colors on her jacket doesn't do the original much justiceBut I meanThere's enough convoluted incest of Booker and Elizabeth already
>>13610086>finishing GTA so quicklyYou asked for this, Anon.
>>13610086>"finishing" a GTA game>one day after releaseis dis nigga 4 real
>>13610031no man, it has to die sometime
>>13610092>>13610093I've had it since friday when it leaked online. Dont shoot me i preordered the legit version too.
Hey, chistery. Feel like taking a look at what spawned from >>13609072 ?
>>13610086>already finishedSo the game isn't worth the money?
>>13610091It was really fuel for the shippers when the tweest happenedHonestly that was a shit way to end a game as it is
>>13610068Which would be?
>>13610106It sure is. Strangely though all the food places you could walk into into the past gtas are gone. The only way to get health is to let it regen to 50% auto or drink a can of soda.
>>13610104goddamnit, this is why human transmutations are illegal
>>13610104N O O O O P E
Yo niggas get yo salty bets on here.What is the chance that SUNSHINE SUNSHINE LADY BUGS AWAKE will be uttered in season 4?5:1 on None1:1 on Once2:1 on Twice4:1 on Three times10:1 on Four or morePLACE YO BETS
>>13610115Sorry, poor choice of words in hindsight.
>>13610115Not him but read the repliesIts actually kind of nice
>>13610096And moving on to a new generation isn't killing it?
>>13610031>>13610096>>13610123>MLP G5 comes out>Same opener as FIM>Some extra BS about Celestia and Luna not being around anymore>Voiceover is by the main 6How does this make you feel?
Pinkie is a faggot
>>13610130Would you watch this thing a hundred times to be with your pone for an hour2evil4that
CHILL OUT, TWILY
>>13610143Better than being useless like Fluttershy
>>13610130as far as my expectations, this went above and beyond. I expected autism.
>>13610121Yeah I meanPrince Morpheus would be interesting enoughBut it's hard to pin down whether I like where the OP went with it if they can't decide if it's going to be a form and persona unlike Luna or something hanging awfully close to a certain midnight-blue mare Celestia knew once.
>>13610163it's not gay if it happens in a dream
>>13610163I would literally do anything that Prince Luna asked me to. ANYTHING.
>>13610163It's only gay if horns touch when it comes to UnicornsHorns always touch
>>13610163I left it open-ended on purpose, since different people like different things, but I personally like the idea of anon becoming Prince Morpheus and - while taking up the same general role that Luna had, with regards to raising the moon and patrolling dreams - staying a distinct personality.
Who was Cadence's parents, and why did they abandon her in a forest?
>>13610085Are you a little girl?
>>13610185That seems legitCan't award you the wince for "You look so much like her" though.
>>13610194That was intended as an example of how I could've been a jerk, nothing more.
>>13610187>they abandon her in a forest?What
>>13610199>ponk sizing up her future possible fun timesclever girl
>>13610204She was adopted by Earth Ponies as a baby and was raised under them, even though she was a Pegasus, until she became an Alicorn. It was in the book.
Pony reports that shields are down by thirty-seven percent!
>>13610207>ponk>implied future farmingjump off a cliff
No pones til novembercaught up with Doctor Whocan't play GTA Vwhat shall i do to pass the time
>>13610202Never be afraid to twist the knife if it's the right time. The trick is finding the right time.
>>13610212Twilight Sparkle andThe Crystal Heart Spell
>>13610214Watch something else
>>13610215Yeah, I'm still learning. You've been a hell of an inspiration, you know that?
>>13610208She's an Immortal, a foundling who will only discover her true potential and enter The Game when she first dies.
>>13610214Watch Korra. S2 started last week
>>13610215>twisting the knife at the right timeWhy are all the writefags such monsters?
>>13610226dropped it in s1.maybe i'll watch the meguca movies
>>13610215poor Twilight.This is the same way Celestia fucked up Luna when they were kids. Luna warned her to stay away from "our sister"
>>13610227How else would we get it up?
>>13610211Both shields or just the outer one?
>>13610226>Watching Korra>After the train wreck that was Season 1Are you loco in the coco?
>>13610238Pony reports that at this rate, they'll both be gone in a few minutes!
>>13610225this is dumb even for you
>>13610224Oh. You might want to find a better inspiration, mate. Half the time I'm flailing trying to write an arc so the feels are spaced out instead of everything going all Hallmark. Good writers call that "spacing" or "timing" but I call it "fuck fuck fuck fuck what am I doing.">>13610227To be fair you have to have SOME sort of tension or uncertainty, and sometimes you gotta make it sting for the protagonist to have them something to overcome.Other times it's a way to show a secondary character has thoughts, feelings and drives by showing them burned - they have lives outside the main protagonist's and sometimes it REALLY sucks.I mean don't just turn everyone into poor woobie punching bags, but Celestia getting wistful every year around Luna's birthday and carefully re-reading a certain piece of Dogma by the Ecumenical Council about Luna's 'official age' isn't out of the question.
>>13610256The Highlander TV show beat me to it, Anon.I only hope we'll never get a Special Episode of Cadence finding her "real" parents.
>>13610253Then nanolathe an another shield generator.
>>13610266Pony reminds you that the nanolathe takes too long, and replacing it means shutting off the one currently being used. Pony tells you to hurry, she doesn't want to die!
Which yellow wud u pone?
>>13610273Shit. Uh. Rotate shield frequencies?
>>13610279Pony says that is a good idea, it'll confuse the enemy scramblers, but what should she do to help in the conflict, captain?
>>13610275None.I'd just tell them that they look better than Fluttershy when Fluttershy is around, then accuse Celestia of being Hitler and trying to breed an aryan race when it comes to looks.>>13610282That is horrible
>>13610282SHE'S A WHORE, YES A WHORE, A LASS OF MYTH AND LORE. A PONTIFEX OF ORAL SEX, SHE'LL RIDE YOU TILL YOU'RE SORE.
>>13610275I really hope we see them in s04. I'd love an episode where twilight is stalked by her 4 guards because twilight isnt attending her royal duties.
>>13610282You look like a propaganda poster from back home.No, not our propaganda.Yes, war propaganda.Oh yes, they were very pretty people, especially when they started going village to village and started killing people who didn't look like them throughout the Continent.... Yes, that's a fucking hint, you should go back to your old color.
>>13610275those banners are unnervingits like they ripped giant twilight's hide and made flags out of itand somehow xerox'd it.
>>13610296Maybe toner ink is more expensive than cloning skin in Equestria?
>>13610288Prepare a hotdrop into the enemy supply lines. Tell the soldiers they might not come back from this.
>>13610299>toner is more expensive than cloned skin>Equestria is what happens when a biotechnology singularity hits
Don't suppose we've got any drawfags around?
>>13610299Imagine being a unicorn with that job>Hey Hide, we need 5 banners cloned from this skin. Hurry up it's >no it's that griffons this time but I expect them tomorrow with a fresh kill. Really the clan wars and their tradition of making flags of the enemy's skin is flooding us with money>anyway that's for Celestia
>>13610307Sir, with all due respect, aren't there better options than sending our troops to their deaths?
>>13610307Pony will not sacrifice her crew mates in such a suicidal plan.
>>13610299chistery plsthey'd obviously be using inkjet printers, laser's aren't canon
>>13610310At least to Twilight altering mice to mice-horses seems to take less effort than moving very large objects around, soYeah, that's probably the caseMagitech(TM), Making Lives Better - Or At Least More Interesting
Why don't you have an apprentice, mulpeg?
>>13610327They probably just use Auto-Quills and Come To Life-enabled printing presses and rollers for large newspapers; they probably haven't caught on to the thought of small-run home and office printing just yet.
>>13610323>>13610324Then fly a unmanned drone strapped with explosives up there.
>>13610327What about led printers?
>>13610331>your artbando will never mentor you in the ways of pone art and form an everlasting bond of friendship
>>13610329>MagitechI still kinda wish there was a continuation of that story where anon had to get brainwashed in order to live in Equestria without driving ponies murder-happy.
>>13610296or the thought process of the palace officials making flags patterns that resembles twilight's big purple butt.they even got her colour right.
>>13610331why is twilight teaching celestia
>>13610339Pony says it could work, but she'll need some time to prepare. You have to somehow distract them long enough.
>>13610331>that image>pone world comes full circlemight be cool.
>>13610358>That Cadence wallpaper
>>13610351Celestia, much like her Phoenix gets reborn every thousand years, so she came back as a Filly. That, or she pulled a Goku and got turned into a kid for some reason.
>>13610337Most ponies don't need that.You have personal sets that come with all the necessary materials and a scroll with a simplified version of the Come to life spell for the average unicorn to use but being unicorn only, having a limited use and being quite expensive mean that very few unicorns use it. It's usually big name professors and some editors. Also schools. Most schools have a unicorn who's only job is casting that spell whenever a big test is coming up.
>>13610348It's like 9am here, soI'm gonna need a coffee firstIt's a Quest anyway, probably better saved tonightAlso he's not brainwashed, he just got his brains put through a strainer to pick out something that stuck like glue to certain memories when falling through the VoidThere are significant problems with the memory gap aloneLike "seriously wishing he didn't know how far he's fallen," "what even am I any more" problems
>>13610377>probably better saved tonightYeah, probably. Day threads suck.
>>13610367>Not praying to the based god Mi Amore Cadenza dailyFucking pussy.
>>13610382Sometimes they're cool. Still easy to get angry but they improved a bit overall.
>>13610390That bouncy crown always makes my heart stop
>>13610390>that bouncy crownWhy do I giggle at that every time?
>>13610390> Finally, people with honest-to-goddess flesh and blood hooves! My skin is dying by a thousand nicks!
>>13610390rubber is not jewellery cadance
>reading a fic with great premise/character and its written by a 13 year old virgin who keeps using words like CUM and PUSSY over and over.
>>13610415It's better than "sticky baby batter" or "natural protein shake" or "flesh curtains"
>>13610415>reading ficsYou asked for this, Diamond Tiara.
>>13610357Hail their comms continously and perform evasive maneuvers. If you're already doing the evasive maneuvers, switch the style.