Very scared tailor pony edition.Old, unafraid horse: >>13599717
>>13604414first for Pinkie Pie
WHAT IS THIS, A PICTURE FOR ANTS?
I claim this horse for the Queen
>>13604414>Very scared tailorI know what it feels like now. When the game asked me if I was prepared to suffer I thought it was being funny.Lord help me it wasn't kidding.
>>13604414> Anonymous> no keywords> lewd gif OPGet rekt
Would it be weird to ask your gf to burp you?
>>13604484Pony is a keyword, dodo
>>13604483>>13604484Eat it, Anon.
>>13604484you cant delete your own threads anymore because of moot
>>13604484Pony is a keyword
>>13604414that pony is a very 2ndbest pony
>>13604508>still no response for minute cooldownIt's like he really hats us
>>13604483Days later, there will be a rut cut into the floor and those two will still be going, with no signs of stoppping
>>13604483> dance battleThat's what the kids are calling it these days?
>>13604513>>13604504shouldn't "horse" be a keyword too?
i just wanna be normal
Too many rainbow-maned ponies pointing at something.Let's have other ponies be pointers.
>no pone to nuzzle up with at night
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqHfo79UUZg> BRONYPALOOZANot so much a slowpokeAs much as I was BLISSFULLY UNAWARE
>>13604274>>13604455Ha! I knew some brony out there must have made a video for this song!https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=ykgI7SeJyrkcould have been done better.
>>13604555it must suck to only be able to point to general areas, and not specific areas, like finger-humans
>>13604564>no tits to nuzzle up with at night
If my nuts are so big, why aren't my loads?
You are now the little filly. You have been invited to the CMC's pajama jammy jam held at the CMC clubhouse What do you do?
>>13604576Size doesn't matter.
>>13604564>with out the costume showing her tits you probably wouldn't recognizer her as a beut
>Oh no! The mane 6 have bee defeated and captured by a new bad guy!>All except Pinkie Pie, who confronts them all alone>"Give me back my friends, you big jerk face!">"Ok ok, you win. You can have your friends back.....if you can pass one test.">They reveal a big heaping bowl of wrapped hard candies>"These candies were made from seventeen types of sugar, falvored with only the purest of extracts and syrups, and given richness by mutant bees from a dimension that no longer exists. Here, have one.">Cautiously, Pinkie takes the candy, judges it and tastes it>It's pretty good! Not mind blowingly amazing, but it up there. >"There. You are all now free to go.">The door opens, the others appear and the villain makes no move to stop them.>"That is of course....you can resist having a second..."
>>13604585clear it with my folks, and then have fun
Sunset Satan's cock isn't all spiky and cruelShe breaks minds with pleasureShe also breaks jaws sometimes
>>13604576Stop drinking so much soda and drink water, 100% healthy way to increase load without Lecithin, Pyguem, or Zinc.
>>13604585>it quickly devolves into life-threatening danger>Raisin Quest 5
>>13604601>Pinkie Pie sweating.gif
>>13604585bring video games
>>13604585Show up to the party in pajama jammies like a nice, organized little filly.
>>13604601She walks away with her friendsWhen the villain looks down, the candy bowl is gone
>>13604619And/or eat more greens. That shit makes me cum like a fountain.
>Sega bought AtlusHoly fuck.
>>13604637pajama jammies is so redundant
>>13604617Do her feet stink?
>>13604638>looks down>The bowl is still spinning and wobbling as the dust cloud starts to settle
>>13604647maybe atlus usa can publish yakuza 5
>>13604652she'd like to think they don't
I'm I a hypocrite for being bothered by this MLPG?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-RJtfsbFtg
sometimes I think about suicideand it's worrying, because I didn't used to think about suicide
>>13604658I fucking hope so.>>13604663>>13604665>>>/v/210370017
>>13604581Drawing anything tonight?
>>13604602>>13604636>>13604637You RSVP for the party. And your pony parents give you the okay. You must now prepare for the jammy jam. What do you bring? Snacks? Movies? Board games? Special teddy bear?>>13604636You put your favorite video game in your bag in hopes that the fillies at the jammy jam would enjoy playing it with you.
>>13604647Isn't that bad?
I have a boner
>>13604675No, because chances are you don't wanna fuck Scootaloo.
>>13604585Beg my parents to let me go, show up and be super excited, have a really good time
>>13604689Bring Mr. Snuggles so the monsters don't eat us
>>13604675Nah, I don't think chickens can handle cock the same way horses can
http://askbuttonsmom.tumblr.com/post/60991992301/anon-asked-soooo-how-old-are-you-sweetheartSomeone should have taken a few more takes; the lower register sounds like she's got a bit of a bubble in her throat, not a silky sultry"gotta fuck it"
>>13604721>ask button's momthis is a thing? rhetorical, don't answer
QUICK POST YOUR WAIFU BEING AS CUTE AS POSSIBLE
>>13604682Yes, I'm hard at work erasing everything I draw.
>>13604689Bring alcohol that you snuck from your parents' alcohol cabinet
>>13604569could have been worsehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=T2R1PyU154U
>>13604736>not erasing drawings you haven't made yetTex do you even try
>>13604681I can't read moonspeak, but I suppose what the OP's given us is the best translation. I don't know if I should be worried, though, since SEGA hasn't been too bad with things outside of Sonic, at least in recent memory.
>>13604718I donno anon. Eggs come out of there so girth wise... you know...
>>13604714>Don't bring Mr. Snuggles and get eatten by monstersor>Bring Mr. Snuggles and get beat up by Scootaloo
>>13604689>What do you bring?My ancient panasonic tv with built in vhs player and a shitload of cartoons on vhsIt's small enough to be easily filly-transportable
>>13604731Yeah, a fan of a fan animation does voice overs in a 'sexy' voice
>>13604757coming out and going in and out repeatedly are quite different
>>13604751Unless they plan on using Atlus USA for localization, we're going to get jack shit outside Japan.
>>13604736>I'm hard at work erasing everything I draw.
TexYou said to me you would draw my requestYou even said you where going to maybe stream itThat was 8 days agoWhat the fuckIt's like you said "yeah I'll do it" and then totally went to do something else forgetting it
>>13604742What was the project? This isnt very funny
>>13604735heart pupils are unsettling, I hat when people draw them.
>>13604742Wait, so what was wrong with the project that kickstarter couldn't fund it? Didn't they fund the porn artbook he participated in?
>>13604733Does sexy count as cute?
Which hips have the biggest pone?
>>13604782Careful anon the words "Tex" and anything negative in the same post are triggers for other anon posters here.
>>13604784>Ontadoxy>"what could be his project?"It definitely weren't porn, anon.Even KS is aware of who Onta is.
ChisteryYou said to me you would write my requestYou even said you where going to maybe make a general for itThat was 8 days agoWhat the fuckIt's like you said "yeah I'll do it" and then totally went to do something else forgetting it
>>13604770Why wouldn't they? I mean, it's already there, so wouldn't it make more sense to continue operating, and maybe even expand, it?
>>13604770So either Nintendo uses money to make Sega their bitch and force them to localize the games they make or nobody outside Japan gets any games.
>>13604806Well obviously it was porn, but what was it?
>>13604733>tfw didn't organize those pictures I saved and can't find them
"Things Hasbro describes their business, but not your favorite pony."
>>13604714You remember to pack your brave little teddy bear, Mr. Snuggles. You will not be eaten tonight.>>13604744You stare at your parents alcohol cabinet and ponder if you should bring alcohol so the other fillies will think you're hardcore.You realize this is a terrible idea and you decide against it.>>13604761As you attempt to lift the TV your pony father comes in and stops you.Are you read for the jammy jam now?>Yes>Continue packing?
>>13604809>>13604809Do they even have money for that anymore? I mean I'm not saying they're in Capcom's situation but they weren't doing that great either if I remember correctly
>>13604816>>13604802>>13604781I guess it's twilight hour on MLPG. Wake me up when it's Luna time.
Pony is straightedge and refuses to do drugs or alcohol.
>>13604833>You realize this is a terrible idea and you decide against it.RECONSIDERBRING ALCOHOL
>>13604767I guess? I don't know, i wouldn't be putting it in to practice either way.Even i have standards and boutonnieres i won't cross.
>>13604758Fucking chickun should be happy she isnt getting eaten the fuck up,Bring Mr. cuddles
>>13604830Robust, ponderous, market-leader.
>>13604838Well, even if they don't make any wild expansions, the revenue from the western sales should boost them to the point that it wouldn't be smart to chop off that half of the planet from distribution.
>>13604843Pony drinks still drinks tea though?
>>13604568things like this make me glad i noticed the fandom would turn awful in the beginning. so i started distancing myself and keeping everything secret from my normal friends.
>>13604856are very thin and bony because she's an petite athlete.
>>13604733i tried and thats what matters
>>13604833Grab an extra pillow and stuff Mr. Snuggles below it. He's going on a stealth mission or Scootaloo might beat us up
>>13604777Tex, draw guts
If you were a little filly who just got her cutie mark would you try to hide it so you could hang out with the CMC?
>>13604809They have money, but Sega are goddamn faggots when it comes to localizations. See Yakuza 5 and PSO2.
>>13604833Pack more to be extra dainty
>>13604885I don't think the CMC are jaded enough to not hang out with ponies for having cutie marks
>>13604883>Tex, draw gutsWITH A PONYWhat should the pony be doing?
>>13604886I thought PSO2 was getting localized, though? Are they just being stingy with the patch?
>>13604885No I would hang out with DT and SS.
>>13604902I haven't seen them hang out with anyone their age with a Mark outside of Dash Appreciation Club meetings.
>>13604856looking a bit weighty, have you been eating all the snack again?
"Rejected titles for the movie that stars your favorite pony."
>>13604902But what if they won't take you on adventures because you already know what your special talent is.
>>13604920The Whore of Babylon
>>13604911Months later and they've said fuck all.
>>13604921Paint over it
>>13604920>"Rejected titles for the movie that stars your favorite pony."Cumshitters 3
>>13604904Ripping and tearing guts
>>13604920"No House Guests, No Pants!""A Study in Coffee Grounds""The Dishes Will Get Done Eventually"
>>13604940>Ripping and tearing gutsNo fun.How about Guts with his sword out, and Pinkie is sitting on the flat part.
>>13604937I can't believe they got away with a joke like that
>>13604965>you will never use cheeselegs as a flute
>>13604933Well, shit. That was the only thing stopping me from playing aside from the fact that the factory standard Intel graphics card in this laptop is a bag of shit.
>>13604920Sleeping your way to the top: A Rainbow Dash story
>>13604940>>13604956Miura has spent like a 10 month break. They're almost at the fabled Island of Wizards and Elves. I swear to god it's gonna be fucking Ponyville when they get there. Miura probably has gotten into the Ponies by now.
>>13604959Did he fart into him or is is "bathroom blowjob" ?
>>13604846You grab a bottle of margarita mix from your parent's alcohol cabinet.You are pretty sure this is an alcoholic beverage>>13604880You grab one more pillow for Mr.Snuggles. Stealth mode engaged.>>13604888You grab a bunch of other things you think you'll need for the jammy jam like scrunchies, makeup, and a brush for your pretty mane.You also made sure not to forget your pajamas.Are you ready to depart?
>>13604995>Did he fart into himWhy would you think that?
>>13604998Realize the MARGARITA MIX looks kinda sissy, put it back and take the JÄGERMEISTER
>that last thread
>>13604920Pink Eye: A Horror Story
>>13605011I've been here to long?
>>13604995>did he fart into himwhat the fuck
www.hardcoregamer.com/2013/09/17/sega-purchases-atlus-for-14-billion-yen/55909/> ''The acquisition will happen in November, as reported by Japanese news site Nikkei, and will involve a restructuring of the company''Shhh no hope.Only sadness now
>>13605026OH LOOK EVEN MARKER PONY IS PART OF THE TEX DEFENSE SQUADNo reallyYou alright, Markerita
>>13605026come on, just a few more
>>13604995it's a blowjob joke
>>13604998Depart, and make sure to wear boots on the way there to not get your feet dirty / shoes Captcha : noshot appoint
>>13604995>Did he fart into himIs fart inflation a thing?
So, which pony would play softball on Thursdays?Also >tfw don't want to wake up tomorrow
>>13605034wow, that's a really shapely butt for a plushie
>>13605070>this will never happen to you on tumblar
>>13604995>fart into himFucking what.
>>13605069 as in the feet of mr. Cuddles
>>13605034Is it machine washable?
HOW DO YOU STOP THE PONY?
>>13604995You what mate?
>>13605093>cuddles>not snuggles>implying bears do not have pawsaaaarrrrggh
>>13605034you should dry yourself off. it doesn't do for a princess to be so wet.
>>13605060Nope and it never, ever will be.Now queef inflation on the other hand, that is very much a thing
>>13605100You clean it by keeping it under the sun.
>>13605083>Somebody saved my MiracleMan reaction images
>>13605103Show pony your penis.
>>13605103You can't stop the pony Mal. No one can stop the pony.https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=L1eBuuJqc44
>>13605111>after taking a bath Celestia always immediately goes out in to the garden and rolls around in the grass
>>13605121Sometimes we /co/
>>13605110 continuity is key to keep the hooves clean of Mrs. cake
>>13605142>ponies keep telling her she's going to get dirty again>she just kicks grass at them and laughs
>>13605142Well they still haven't come out with a shampoo that can get just the right smell. What else would you expect?
Ignore this I need something to transfer an image to my phoneI picked this thread cuz it's shit
>>13605016After realizing margarita mix is not an alcoholic beverage you grab a bottle of jagermeister.The other fillies will totally think you're cool now.>>13605058You are now ready to go.You go to your parents room and tell them goodbye.You don your pretty pony boots and make your way to the CMC's clubhouse.The clubhouse is packed with fillies. There is punch, board games, and snacks, and there are a group of fillies braiding each other's manes Oddly, Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon have decided to show up for some reason.What do you do?
>>13605165I'm pretty sure pony would be incapable to play guitar
>>13605160>her personal maid just throws up her hooves in defeat and stomps off mumbling about shampoos
Why is she so sad?
>>13605170Hell yeah, time to pull out the Jäger, sniff it, and then try to ask others to try it first!
Pen Pals a GoRed ribbon or green lampshade?This is a vital choice
>>13605187and the cello
>>13605165>Pony images on your phoneAnd this specimen is known as autistic maximus.
>>13605127 see >>13605161
>>13605170VERBALLY ASSAULT DT AND SS
>>13605202Because no wonderbolts
>>13605170Tell Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon to get out, if they do not comply throw them out. Show Scootaloo how cool Mr. Cuddles is
Would you show pony the world?
>>13605212I use a wallpaper made by someone here. Its just a simple photoshop edit but I never stopped using it.
>>13605170>The clubhouse is packed with fillies. There is punch, board games, and snacks, and there are a group of fillies braiding each other's manes Oddly, Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon have decided to show up for some reason.I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST THE FOUR OF USIM NOT READY FOR THIS LEVEL YET
>>13605209Nah, the cello is played with a bow
>>13605202bcause no bf
>>13605232A whole new one.
>>13605212Not only that, but fucking OC ponies.
>>13605202she saw how awful the rainbow dash fansite really is
>>13605232Zetas execution videos showing the beheading of an entire family, including the 10 year old boy.
>>13605202Wonderbolts in ice was canceled.
>>13605191>Later on, Celestia's meeting with a diplomat>They get a good whiff of her>Comment on how she smells just like a garden>She plays modest and says her shampoo is the best>Out in the hallway, there's a scoff
>>13605212I used to keep a bunch of furry porn on my phone, but my friends found it once while they were flashing it and now I don't.
>>13605214I want pony to laugh at my penis.
>>13605170Make somepony else drink the shit first. Probably silver spoon.yeah, silver spoon gets first drink
>>13605231>>13605243I feel this may be a mistaken identityI meant objects which would appear in the storyI'm not sure what Red Ribbon does other than look sort of unfy as MLPG sees unf
>>13605240Same as the old one?
>>13605264That's like twice the pony!You'd be a fool to ignore a deal that good
>>13605254Weren't you dead?
>>13605243>tfw apples didn't win Blue Ribbon
>>13605281The powers of the witch-dyke give power o'er boners, the dead, and occasionally wine casks.
>>13605267Red Ribbon is a slut with a shitload of fetishes
>>13605208Queen of butts
>>13605267Red Ribbon makes frilly clothing. And puts it on ponies. Usually herself.
>>13605267>he wasn't around to experience the legend of the slutty mare>being this new>actually being so new you didn't know chistery was a first-year MLPG
>>13605294Nothing wrong with knowing what you like and acting on it>>13605304That's good, butIs anyone okay with there being a literal red ribbon appearing, not "goddamn that girl got back" OC?
>>13605267Sometimes she has milkshakes with friends and they talk about fashion and boys.
>>13605318I've been around for the slutty mare, it's justMaybe there was a gap 'round 'bout the time Red Ribbon's backstory got fleshed outI only know she has curves like a race track.>>13605338That seems neat.
>>13605338She has sitty and ugly friendsI'll just keep her
>>13605330To be honest that's what I had thought you meant. Don't know any Green Lamps, after all.
>>13605338>inb4 "who is the one on the left"
Ponies being too cuddly.
>>13605281Is that some kind of passive aggressive way of saying "fuck off"?
>>13605366worst shipand why is twilight toppingthis is dumb
>>13605366WHY ARE THEY TOUCHING HORNS SO MUCH?
>>13605351I was joking because Rediv drew a lot of milky way during that OC's hayday, this anon is more right: >13605304
>>13605334dude, he was 16that was probably funnier to him at the time
>>13605377MLPG doesn't need to be passive-aggressive to say fuck off, Dan. You know that.
>>13605357Please don't make me think up some OC shit alreadyI haven't even finished Pen Pals and that's been knocking around for like a year and a halfThe last thing I need is "Red Light, Green Light"
>>13605377No.I knew you were dead.You're also a faggot but that's besides the point.
>>13605395I get the feeling you've already started, but finish Pen Pals first.
Can you spot the real pinkie MLPG?
>>13605395>The last thing I need is "Red Light, Green Light"All I thought of was this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qn8a08sS5qo
I'd fuck Rediv's GFI probably could too
>>13605417You goddamn monster I've already imagined Green Lamp shuddering as Red Ribbon touches her "like that" with emerald eyes shining back a miniature reflection of her own face, eyes drinking deeply, oh so deeply, of every line as they make love for the first timeFUCK THIS GAY EARTH
>>13605388>tfw being 16 years old
>>13605386>>13605386Dude, you don't touch horns with your friends?
>>13605432You should ask rediv if you can write a story about RR
>>13605440Shits mad gay
>>13605444I keep forgetting that's an OCThank God, that's one good reason to stop it here before the madness takes over
>>13605205>>13605224>>13605235Before you can unload your stuff DT notices a stuffed leg protruding from your bag. She snatches Mr.Snuggles from your bag and proceeds to call you a baby for sleeping with a stuffed animal. She and SS begin to laugh at you and encourage the others to join in.>>13605219You begin to insult both DT and SS. You are now swearing up a storm using very naughty words like jerk and stupidhead.>>13605263You then pull the bottle from your bag to show them that you are not a baby. You are hardcore. You drink all day."I bet you babies couldn't even handle this stuff" You say as you put the bottle up to SS' face.Mr.Snuggles has been removed from your inventory>Will you force her to drink it?>Will you back off?
>>13605338Those freckles make her look like some sort of weird spider
>>13605439A sentiment shared by many
>>13605421literally every song. 10 seconds in google. https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=fcoqukXL2fEwhy do people make these?
>>13605456Force her to drink or leave
>>13605463just like trying to find a boyfriend free gf
>>13605456FORCE HER TO DRINK IT, ELSE SHE LOOK LIKE A BABY PONYIf SS doesn't take a drink then you are officially better than her
>>13605471the lipsynch on that one was alright. seen a lot worse.
>>13605484I knew and know that feel
NMM is appalled by the lack of activity tonight.
Which pone would you most want to snuggle on the couch as you watch television?
>>13605487DT should take the first drink.And while they're sputtering, we recover Mister Snuggles.
>>13605506It's the new delays between repliesthat and I've diverted my ponying time into catching up on breaking bad
>>13605456Nobody fucking messes with Mr. Cuddles, force them hoes to drink
>>13605338>there will never be one of these with the SUPER QUEST BUDS
>>13605507All of them at the same time
>>13605507The fluffiest and most cuddliest one.Discord
>>13605506Well maybe she should be appled instead?
I CRY BOOHOO
>>13605484its not possibre trust me... fucking trust me
>>13605503>not maining ShenWhat's wrong with you?
>>13605507Anon after he realizes he's not going anywhere and be better of being my pet.
>>13605503Who's your main team, anon?Mine is Kensou, Mr.Karate, and Shen.
>>13605506too busy trying to unfuck this background to be very active
>>13605500>All the girls with boyfriends I knew constantly flirted with me>I turned down "sexual favors" with one because of it>I still have noregrets over it
>>13605503>maining worst NESTS
>>13605454You know there's no real escape. It will linger in the back of your mind forever.
>>13605456CHUG CHUG CHUG
>>13605544>>13605550I suck, but I've been leaning towards Kula, Terry and Shen. That's probably a shit team, though.>>13605567Man fuck Raiden. FUCK COMMAND GRABS IN GENERAL
>>13605439Good thing I don't keep names when I switch communities. No one will ever be able to see autism like this.
>>13605484How old is Mewball now anyway?
>>13605566Mr. Rogers would be proud of you
>>13605439>Mewball: 16>Tex: 16Why do we have so many kids in here?
>>13605589so, her special talent is ribbons, right
>>13605608Her special talent is being Rarity
>>13605604Mewball is 18 now.And we have no proof of Tex's age
>You will never forcible hug Pinkie Pie just to keep her off of you, with her trying to steal kissies
>>13605567> Not maining Ash CrimsonFags
>>13605632>Even joking about going anywhere NEAR cancer.What is wrong with you?
>>13605602pretty sure he turned 18 sometime this summer>>13605604I don't think Tex has ever revealed his age. His having a squeaky voice or whatever doesn't really indicate jack shit, at the end of the day.
>>13605604>16 year olds draw better then meMaybe I should just kill myself
>>13605603"You're special and I like you just the way you are."
>>13605630from the skype artist chat, i think it's a high likely hood
>>13605601I keep the same name everywherethankfully I have no record of anything this embarassing
>>13605630So he's legal is what you're saying?
>>13605630>And we have no proof of Tex's ageHe said mid-twenties on tumblr, plus all his taste in everything dates him to that.
>>13605608Pretty much, from what I've seen.
>>13605646Why wouldn't you fight a game?
>>13605649why did you lied to me?
>>13605644You're over the bridge already. It doesn't get better from here.
>>1360564418*and it's never too late to start. You could even catch up in no time if you put in lots of hours.
>>13605642I know a guy in his 50s with three children who has this really high-pitched voice that makes him sound like a teenage girl.
>>13605654He was legal in Canada back when he posted the shit on reddit
>>13605644I used to think like that anon, trust me when I say it stops mattering when you get in the workforce. If you want to draw good just put work into it.
>>13605654yeah, but he alternates between lyrasexual and redivsexual only
>>13605642>His having a squeaky voice or whateverTex has a squeaky voice? Hilarious.
>>13605676What's rediv have that I don't?
>>13605608No. her special talent is being red.
>>13605675You draw in the work force?
>>13605676Everyone wants to sexual rediv thoughShe's queen fetish
>>13605693So do I and I get the sense I'm an old man amongst artfags oh god, the best thing I can hope to be is JJ...
>>13605681Pony just needs some driversthen it will be a horse drawn carraige!
>>13605701rediv, the artist that aproximately 45% of mlpg lusts over
>>13605703nonono, the work force draws in him. Didn't you read his post?>>13605714>who is Golden Brisk
>>13605472>>13605487>>13605521>>13605597>>13605517You continue to egg SS on. She finally takes a small sip and begins to gag from the bitter taste.As DT checks on her gagging friend you manage to retrieve Mr.Snuggles.Angered by your antics and hardcore filly attitude SS and a flustered DT leave the clubhouse because they can't stand to be around losers.Mr.Snuggles is now back in your inventory.You are now better than both DT and SS.You are sure this will make you popular.What will you do now?
>>13605685Is everything that coke pony eats visible?
>>13605598>Anon gets turned into a pony>He clearly needs a place to stay because he can't just be a pony on his own>He refuses the collar I got him because it makes him look like a pet>He wants to leave>He can't>He eventually puts on the collar and climbs up on my lap when I'm playing vidya
So why are we dragging shit up about Mewball again?
>>13605703Actually yes.Also noone will ask you where you graduated from. Food for thought.
>>13605734Ask if anyone else wants someif not, bottoms up.
>>13605734Stow the booze in case anyone else asks about it. Say that it was bully-repellant.Cuddle mister Snuggles.
>>13605737Yes, but it slowly turns into more CokeAlso she usually just eats ice cubes
>>13605727I don't know who that isStill would rather rediv though
>>13605719Where can I get new drivers for my pony?
>>13605737coke pone only eats ice
>>13605754So say I wanted to hide a small body and jammed it inside coke pony.
>>13605741That's pretty cuteAnd very relevant to my fetishes/interests
>>13605734CHUG CHUG CHUG
>>13605765Coke pony would resist and probably report you to the authorities
>>13605734Show scoots how cool mr. Snuggles is
>>13605744>Also noone will ask you where you graduated from.I hope thats true for what I want to doACTING
Anyone know any animu similar to Slayers?
>>13605768idon't get it.
>>13605796No that I can tell you with perfect fucking certainty is all about who you know. I mean you still have to have the talent to do what it is you're asked to do but basically getting along with people and not causing waves will get you far. Also a good understanding of the business and artistic side of your work will do wonders.
>>13605741>You try feeding anon a treat>"S-stop I'm not a dog">"Oh that's right, your my cute little pony">"Don't you want this sugar cube?">He quickly gobbles it up and walks away
>>13605796if you're going to school for that, you're doing it wrong.Honestly, those years are better spent as background actors in tv shows. Get your name out before you're too old to be "the young new guy". It's the best way.
>>13605832I know your tricks Anon.
>>13605810Tower of DruagaScrapped Princess
>>13605830Didn't a fic about this make a shitload of /mlp/ turn into pet ponies for like 3 months?
>>13605810Boku no Pico
>>13605843I'll take a look, thank you Anon.
>Season 5 will be the best written of the seasons, but everyone will be distracted by the new art-style.
>tfw everyone ITT is under 20
>>13605734go brag to Scootaloo about how you totally showed them bitches uptry not to mention Mr. Snuggles
>>13605844Them and pony transformation, yeah. Golly, haven't been in one of those threads in a while.
>>1360586122.You're bad at this.
>>1360586123, almost 24
>>13605868No no nope nope nope, the last time I watched/read something I was convinced would be shit I ended up a pony fag.
>>13605878THE NIGGA'S NAME WAS COCO!
>>13605870another fully matured adultmai nigga
>>13605893I wish to eat a pony, and see their kicky little legs flair in the air
>>13605904>watching a show for little girls>mature in any way
>>13605890Yeah I advise you steer clear of that one, I just thought I'd link it incase anon wanted it. Seriously, don't read it
>>13605926giants and size play are boringsame size or bust
fuck your shitty circlejerkim going to bump every thread behind this one as soon as this hits 500 repliessay goodbye to your stupid general
>>13605926>>13605941I like voreBut its way more interesting when something inherently sexual is also happeningThis is still pretty nice though
>>13605747>>13605775You down the entire bottle and somehow manage to not vomitYou are now drunk. You have never been drunk before and you are not sure if you like it, but you feel cooler and much more charming than before.>>13605783>>13605863You spot Scootaloo drinking punch. You walk over to her and in your drunken state you begin to brag about how you put DT and SS in their places. You try not to mention Mr.Snuggles, but you begin to talk about your awesome stuffed bear and proceed to give Mr.Snuggles drunken kisses.Scootaloo is creeped out and confused. She walks away from you.
>>13605941>>13605938>>13605926oh god what have I done
>>13605941>>13605950should I finish it?
>>13605950this is my shit>>13605938
>>13605926>>13605938>>13605941I actually really like GTS stuff but can't get into vore and destruction.
>>1360586123I used to be jealous of other artists, then I remembers: I have marketable skills!
>>13605961you posted a pic that is an intersection of AT LEAST 3 different fetishesHow could you NOT expect this kinda stuff to happen?
>>13605938Just repeat the first and second panels without the rest of that shit. She has such a "awwww yeeee" look on her face.
>>13605868I did not like Zephyr's story at all>Get turned into a pony by this crazy scientist>The scientist breaks the pony mind and then sell them off to other people>Zephyr was meant to be mind broken but it didn't work out>Zephyr ends up liking the fuckI would of put Rat poison in the fucker's oatmeal
If I waifu'd my own OC, would it be a sin?
>>13605983But none of this is goo
>>13605938Fluttershy knew this would happen. Last time she trusts a friend!
>>13605960I think that if a filly drank a whole bottle of Jäger by herself, she'd be vomiting all over the place and would probably have organ damage or something
>>13605950This distinguished gentleman knows what is up.
>>13605996>>13605997hmm, I might have a few.
>>13605988Yeah it's a bit fucked up, but it's strangely enjoyable as well. It's a bit ridiculous that a community formed around it though
>>13606005She's obviously the most hardcore fillyShe'll probably get her cutiemark in binge drinking
>>13605960Go break the bottle on applebloom's head
>>13605995isnt that the whole point of making an OC?
>>13606032What would a pony whose special talent is binge drinking be named?
What if the next villain built a giant satellite cannon designed to fire at Canterlot if the Elements of Harmony are used on them?
>>13606036>harming best ponyfor shame anon
>>13606041No, the point of making an OC is to use it as a self insert and ship it with your waifu.
>>13605960>whole bottleHoly shit, we must be an earth pony for that kind of constitution.Is this a mixed jammy jam? Suggest spinning the bottle and seeing what happens.
>>13606041You mean I've been doing it wrong this whole time? I just wanted to write a fun story. But... she's too cute.
>>13606045She started it
>>13605995I did that once. It was kinda nice
>>13606048That's them. Artist isn't finished, I think.
>>13606045Anon he\s talking about Apple Bloom not RarityYou probably meant best filly but even then that would be Sweetie.
>>13606064Absolutely disgusting.Seriously, all this needed to go from bad to shit was some straight haired Pinkie bullshit
What if the CMC tried to get their cutie marks in scams?
>>13606074But Applebloom IS best pony
>>13605861Except me, I guess, I'm 37
>>13606088What would a cutiemark in scams even look like? Wouldn't it kind of advertise to everyone that you're a scam artist? Or would it look like something else in order to fool people?
>>13605938>eating her out while eating herthis triggers all of my unfs
>>13606094You're not even writing her name correctly
>>13606087yeah, the mlp vore is pretty much scraping the bottom of the barrel... and it's a fetish with too few artists in the first place. I have a few more comics. That was the best one by far.
>>13605938I'd honestly rather we rape time, but majority rules.http://i.imgur.com/G9htE9Y.jpg
>everywhere twist goes she fills the room up with her fat sweaty boob stinkdisgusting.
>>13606100clasping hands/a bit sign
>>13606110>vore>too few artistsThis has not been my experience. Unless you mean good artists
>>13606088Man, this makes me want an EE&E stream.
Streaming "Daily Lives of High School Boys" aka "Nichibros" in about 15 minutes.Stay tuned for link and details.
>>13606124someone pls stram EE&E
>>13606115>that's what's in the bottle>>13606122no, not enough mspaint squeakers Of course that's what I meant.
can your horse shoot lasers?http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=_6VdisfEY1g
>>13606088>AB>Double DBut Sweetie is the smartest CMC. She may be the most airheaded but still.None of them fit Double D but AB even less
>>13606115>tfw never have boobs so massive that they sag down to your belly button and produce a tangible musk of sweaty stank no matter what you do just because of so much surface area trapping sweat under the fat folds
>>13606100A smiling mask. Subtle enough.
http://31.media.tumblr.com/3bd73cd4bebbb91a8ecc4c7f1496b3f2/tumblr_mtaix0IhpI1si99i2o2_1280.jpgI don't even.
>>13606137>Sweetie is the smartest CMC.hahahahaIt's canon that Sweetie is dubust filly
>>13606137they tend to rotate rolls in the cassic comedy trio reallymeanwhile the ed boys fit the roles of the classic comedy trio like a glove
>>13606088>you will never be Rumble>Scootaloo will never make your chest hurt and your head get fuzzy by putting her hoof on your shoulder>you will never become suddenly conscious, one day, of just how she smells amazing>you will never attempt to approach Sweetie Belle as a friend, knowing in the back of your mind you just want to get closer to her spunky pegasus friend
>>13606148...Do you even watch the show or read the comic?
>>13606137Soory but scootaloo is best filly/CMC
>>13606145Has Fuchs gone too far?
>>13606036You break the bottle over Applebloom's head.She is knocked unconscious. The pony police are called on your drunk ass and you are arrested,Jammy quest end.Mane's braided: 0Filly's befriended: 0Bullies slain: 2Makeovers had: 0Makeovers given: 0 Teddy bears kissed: 1Colts invited over: 0Colts kissed: 0Title: Hardcore filly (don't fuck with her, she's crazy)Rank: F
>>13606145>satyr offspring>for sexualnooooooo
>>13606153Why not just make a colt OC?
>>13606135can your whore shoot lasers?
>>13606158This is what happens when you forget your toothpaste
>>13606145That's actually kinda hotThe face is too pale and that drawing/coloring style has never really looked that attractive to mebut I really like the way the horsey half and human half go together in this picture
>>13606158>Manes braided: 0>Makeovers had/given: 0>Colts kissed: 0GODDAMMIT I KNEW THE JÄEGER WAS A BAD IDEADO-OVER DO-OVER, C'MON WHO'S GOT SOME QUARTERS
>>13606157That is what Fuchs does.
>>13606135that is actually really cool.
>>13606145>two sets of titsIt doesn't work like that. What the heck.
Is there a name for the type of vore where one pony eats another pony of the same size by basically just ripping out the other pony's jugular with it's teeth then consuming the still-warm flesh of the victim bite by bite, working hard to tear the chunks of meat and fur from the bone?
>>13606179Why can't other crystal ponies be happy and cute at the same time?
>>13606202>doesn't work like thatworks for me though!
>>13606202What, like regular pony satyrs make sense at all?It's a headcanon related to a cartoon show, you should really just relax
>>13606186I have a quarter. What'll you give me for it?
>>13606209Hard voreI don't normally like it, but when properly sexualized it can be really hot
>>13606158We need redo?
>>13606211>happy>cute>crystalpick two and only two.
>>13606209That's hard voreMy least favorite type of vore
>>13606224I'm of the opinion that vore fetishists are caused by a brain eating parasite, whos reproductive cycle requires any primate/human it infects to be eaten by a large predatory mammal.
>>13606214>>13606216Alright, here's a question: Do you like Centaurs with both sets of tits? Because I sure don't. This is the same sort of thing.Plus it would make walking even more awkward for them.
>>13606243Centaurs with both sets of tits would probably be fine. Horsetits are usually pretty indistinct.Good point about the walking thing, thoughh.
>>13606241You just don't know the wonders of the uvula
>>13606112this is so terrible
>>13606243would you want a centaur with only horse tits? That's your problem. Not the duel wielding, the choice of weaponry. Me? I just like tits. All tits.
>>13606218Um, I might have a paper clip
So, pony abortion?
>>13606258>tfw your hand could fit in her mouth easily.
Oh boy vore time
>>13606238>tfw people dont understand the hard and soft are completely differenti feel this pain too often as a horsediaperfag
>>13606241I don't really want to be eatenOr do the eating, at least muchI just enjoy it as a third party
>>13606257But what would even be the point? Centaur foals wouldn't fit under there to nurse, so it makes more sense that everything went up to the human half so they could nurse properly.I guess it might be a evolutionary holdover that springs up from time to time, maybe.>>13606265I wouldn't, actually.And I suppose you're welcome to your preferences.
Friendship is money
>>13606241but I only fetishize abut being an impartial witness or doing terrible things to a tummy full of victimI have no interest in being eaten
>>13606241tfw you will never be hunted down, killed, and consumed by a superior predator.
I'll just go back to playing vydia when mlpg isn't weird
>>13606287Huh, did not see that coming.
>>13606287>not just teleporting it outWhat a shitty doctor. Oh well what can you expect from a small nobody town like Ponyville
Pfff, so much vore in the thread. What kind of person would draw that.
WE NICHIBROS NOWCOME JOIN THE STRAMlivestream.com/thirdcitadel
>>13606300That's always usually a solid plan.
>>13606291centaurs don't make sense at the start. Why should they make complete sense at the finish or any of the way through? Go with what suits your fancy.
>>13606294>friendship or a monthA month of what?
>>13606304>implying Caramel is a real unicorn
>>13606287>tweened>no squash and stretch
>>13606281man flutterprey is top unf
>>13606308saaaaineBuffalo railing pone
>>13606300RARITYWAITI JUST WANT YOU TO SWALLOW ME WHOLE
>>13606304He could teleport it out, he just prefers to do it that way
>>13606320There is just something about her as the prey
>>13606264I've always been here, just been a bit busy with birthdays, weddings, shootin' on a farm, and lookin' fer new jobs oh, and I guess an art trade, that's taken me like, two weeks.
>>13606313I suppose. But having both sets just seems... untidy.Monstergirls are weird.
>>13605601>>13605439>>13605463it's kind of strange reading these againbecause that person is me but i'm no longer that personi think it's good to have old records of yourself to see if you've changedi like to think i'm less of a faggot now
>>13606243I'll admit I haven't looked up any centaur porn or anatomical diagrams, but I always liked the idea of them having all of their gastro-intestinal in the horse part (with a secondary stomach roughly around where the human one is), genitalia up from in human position, and only the human set of breasts.I like kissing during sex. Sue me.
>>13606308>you will never eat a pony and feel them squirming inside you>you will never rub your happily full stomach and tease them relentlessly
>>13606330This makes me wonder if my old myspace is still around
>>13606328Oh.Well you know have fun and good luck with the rest of the things.
>>13606321Wha, was that a request or something I forgot to do for someone?
>>13606281This is one of my favorite things about voreThat bulging, struggling lump is so hot
>>13606330this is why I never delete thingsI must always be able to look and see where I was versus where I am
>>13606333If you were a centaur, you'd be able to kiss them from the proper position.Also there is some centaur porn out there where they do manage it in missionary, more or less.
>>13606344RequestBecause buff fellows need more love.Also, they need to be the BBC cucks of equestria
>>13606346Imagine how tight it would be inside. How constricting.
>>13606294I'm take the month
>>13606333But what do you have in the rest of the upper body then? Pure muscle?
>>13606330now that you are out of highshool its time to cut back on the memes.i know it will be tough but you can get through it
>>13606346oh god this nigga right here gets itrubbing that belly, or feeling the victim inside as you make sweet sweet love to the predator is unf beyond unfOral play is also a big part of the unf, shame nobody draws it
>>13606333>kissing a rapeedisgusting
>>13606357Ehhh, I don't really mind doing it but I'd rather leave the cuckolding thing out. I'm not particularly judgemental but it leaves a sour taste in my mouth.
>>13606365Body that large needs absolutely massive lungs. Ribcage extends down a bit more than in humans, lungs are large enough to fill that, and they would probably need two hearts.
Seriously though.Come and watch Nichibros with us.www.livestream.com/thirdcitadelIt will be fun.
>>13606386What if hotwifing?
>>13606394I don't want to
>>13606386>not a fan of cuckmah nigga-est nigga
>>13606397I'm not familiar with the term.
>>13606346been trying to wrap my head around vore.... so thats wut yall like huh?
>>13606340i was too young for that, that'd be cool though>>13606350yeah, i kind of appreciate MLPG for reminding me those existed, even if they make me look autistic as hell (which i think i was due to >teen angst)>>13606366b-but i grew up on epin me mesi am the next generation#swag
>>13606394I would, but I don't like dime-a-dozen animes
>>13606395Yeah, those lungs are way too small.
>>13606413At least I'm honest
>>13606414>What is a Hotwife?>Good question! A Hotwife is really just what the two words together mean... a Hot Wife!>The term as we use it though, applies to any woman that has a man who feels she is hot enough to attract other men. It also implies that the man would desire some level of interaction between the Hotwife and another man. It is also hoped that at some point the wife will at least acknowledge that she is indeed a Hotwife... and participate in this desire somehow.
>>13606419Sort of. For some people, that is what they like.
>>13606330I became more of a faggot
Can we be TF now?
I'm not aroused in the slightest by vore, but I like to discuss fetishes.
>>13606420>b-but i grew up on epin me mesI think that shit started in my sophomore yearI thought they were hilarious at first but now it's just meh
>>13606419Kinda. Really vore has a shitload of things that some vorefags like and others don't.
>>13606443I like to discuss pony.
>>13606419PersonallyBut lots of other things about it are also appealing
>>13606424It's pretty funny
>>13606462I like my fetish discussion focused around poniesor human ponies, but I can do without.
>>13606419For some it's the domination aspect, others it's the swallowingThe taste varies from person to person
>>13606470Please?I want to discuss being turned into a pony.
>>13606428Or hot-potato-wife. E.G. wife-swapping
>>13606428>>13606436That's kind of what I got out of it.I don't mind the idea of having open relationships, and being Bi I wouldn't mind the idea myself as long as clear boundaries are set. Really I feel like anything is fair game as long as it doesn't hurt anyone and every partner is informed.
>>13606481One day celestia apears before you and turns you into a cute little colt or fillythen nightmare moon gobbled you upthe end
>>13606330Someone found an old website I had when I did my study abroad, complete with blasting some Ken Hirai.It timed out not long after, but it was quite the reminder of what I was.And here I am now writing pony fanfiction stuff. I don't think I got better, just shifted from weaboo to....I don't even.
>>13606500Reminds me of that one photoset of that guy turning into a charizard
>>13606500transformation just can never do it for me, the idea of the body being changed is so mind mindbogglingly uncomfortable/painful sounding
>>13606481I can't tell by the thumbnail but I really hope this is clean.
>>13606505embrace itembrace it just as you would your waifu.
>>13606527I can tell by the thumbnail and yes it is clean.
>>13606527Holy fuck, ICS did pony?
>>13606531Considering my side projects, I believe I have.God help me should they ever be finished.
>>13606493>NMM>Not Bug queenhttps://derpicdn.net/img/view/2013/9/13/426408__explicit_nudity_scootaloo_vagina_apple+bloom_sweetie+belle_anus_queen+chrysalis_cutie+mark+crusaders_vore_unbirthing_artist-colon-shdingo_anal+vore_throat+bulge.jpg
>>13606511Huh, that sounds... hmm. Was it good?2/11>>13606521Yeah, that is a pretty integral part to the fetish. Sexualizing the fear and pain as your body and mind are replaces, twisted, and changed into a completely different creature, one with a different brain and possibly even their memories melding with your own... unf.
>>13606547but nightmare moon canonically ate little ponies
>>13606479Think I can wrap my head around the domination aspect; being a MC fetishist. Some people ave been askin me to draw vore stuff n i'm just like I don't even
>>13606505i think changing at all is usually a step forwardi hope to never stop but I feel like eventually everyone stops growing
>>13606549best frame, this one
>>13606547That is amazingly arousing
>>13606549>fear and pain as your body and mind are replaces, twisted, and changed into a completely different creature, one with a different brain and possibly even their memories melding with your ownthis terrifies meevery last word of it
http://mlpg.co/qt/res/214959.htmlwhat the FUCK Is going on herE?
>>13606521>the twist-twist-twiiiiiisting pop of muscles, tendons, and ligaments realigning>the cracking of bone and joint lending their own horrid soundtrack to the process, you face stuck in a silent scream of agony>the itch of hair growing in places it shouldn't, coating you in some strange pastel fur>the dreadful stretching sensation as your skull lengthens into a snout, and then, finally, the burning pain of a horn spirals from your forehead.>It's like someone put a drill in your skull going the other way, and you black out>when you awaken, you are a pony.
>>13606567I feel like you only stop growing when you allow yourself to stop being interested in things you haven't already experienced or have.I wouldn't worry about it now since you're as young as you are. Just never be complacent.
>>13606561>canonicallyyou mean "ate ponies in the silly stories that older ponies told on nightmare night"? Not the same thing.
>>13606567>eventually everyone stops growingJust admit you'll never be as tall as Tom Cruise
>>13606593i have a feeling that there might be a grain of truth, even if it was not eating babies level, NMM probably was not a nice pony
>>13606492I see a big buffalo with a married mare's face underneath him. It's a POV shot. We're asking her how it feels>HE'S FUCKING MY CERVIXYou're cumming hard, aren't you?>YEEEeeeEEEEssSSSSSs
>>13606589i supposecollege should make it easy to grow, but after that I think it gets a lot harder>>13606589im just hoping to get big enough that i can fit into men's cloths>tfw 27 waist size
>>13606547the scootaloo got me
>>13606593>>13606606But think about some of the context. She was angry and wanted the night to last forever. Who do you need to kill to do that? Maybe defeat Celestia, other than that nobody. Besides, in her episode she tried to scare the ponies off, not kill them. Say "kids show" all you like, but I think at some point it has to be accepted that that was her character. Especially since in a similar context Queen Crysalis had no problem with implied killings, and Sombra was worse.
>>13606579It appears that Sentenal gave away things for free again, and is now trying to get his money back because P+ pirated the game anyway.
>>13606647Well, wouldn't you? Or at least get the game back?
>>13606581Well, this kinda gave my dick a twinge. First time that's ever happened to TF.Shame it's turning into a pony.
>>13606631>but after that I think it gets a lot harderDepends on your lifestyle I guess. Just do what you like and don't get swallowed up by the hum drum life that people prescribe to you and you'll be good.
>>13606654Of course. I'm not attacking Sentenal or anything.
>TF and voreYeah, you guys aren't even pretending to not be a pony themed /d/
>>13606662Anybody read Four Score?That... is enough to convert anybody to TF.
>>13606631I'm 5'7 with a 29 inch waist, let's be friends so I can look tall
Remember when I said I'd be able to color this tonight? I was apparently lying. I spent all night unfucking the background. Sorry!
>>13606678We gave up pretending like a year ago.I just wish our night threads could be like they once were...
>>13606678but /d/ can't into vore to save its' lifethey can't eat their way out of a wet paper bag
Thanks MLPG, I no longer want to become a pony and I have deleted my TF folder.
>>13606690Looks good Goat.
>>13606690She still looks a bit nervous, possibly her eyes still.Other than that, looking fantastic, Goat. Great work!
>>13606683im fucking mad jellymost stores only have 28, 29 is like solidaaaa
>>13606698>>13606690ah, that's quite nice
>>13606701hello little pony, what sort of pony things will you do today?
End>>13606704aha, what? Did we make it uncool?
>>13606704I'd rather eat the pony to have the pony become a part of mea very tasty part
Didn't you hear, MLPG?BUG-A-SALT IS GOORDER YOURS NOW http://www.bugasalt.com/
>>13606678I'm not /d/
>>13606575>>13606633Guy draws pretty good vorehttps://derpicdn.net/img/2013/9/14/427685/tall.png
Do you guys ever fucking read what you type out before you post it?Good lord.
>>13606745Among other thingshttps://derpicdn.net/img/2013/8/26/410914/tall.png
>>13606753Of course not. What am I, an egghead?
>>13606745Omg did she died?
>>13606753Often not, or I probably would've never wrote it.The one time a friend got drunk and read a fic I wrote back to me I laughed harder than I thought possible while simultaneously questioning every choice leading to writing it.
>>13606734That's... pretty fucking awesome
>>13606700A lot of the Vore and TF /d/ threads complain that there is no nonfurry content. I almost want to practice humans to provide content over there but I feel like Mlpg needs drawfags more than /d/ does.
>>13606773I'm gonna use mine to kill spiders!FUCK spiders!
>>13606695The same exact shit as now?
>>13606763That'spretty fuckin unfExecution could be better, but its not too badAnd the material is basically the best
>>13606708Maybe something like this?
>>13606753one of the great things about posting as anon.if i used a name people would think i am a huge idiot with stupid fetishes and dumb opinions like deafdefiler
>>13606779Not that I'm that great to begin with.
>>13606793No.Tons and tons of posts filled with lewd spoilers.
>>13606802i think perhaps making the iris/pupil bigger will helpalthough i don't think its a big deal really, it looks nice
>>13606798Next part is apparently vore so I really am excited for it.
>>13606802Yeah, actually.And like Mew said, not a big deal, just a minor thing I noticed.
>>13606802Looks better, but I think the eyebrows should be a little more obvious.
Twilight Sparkle will not outlive her friends.
>>13606791but.. spiders eat bugs that are actually annoying and stay hidden in corners all the timewhat is wrong with you? are you some kind of monster? theyre like the tiny version of farm cats
>>13606753One out of every ten or so posts I just stop and delete the whole thing because I realize I'm being a dick or feeding a troll.
worst thread in weeks
Night gents, pony on, pony strong.
>>13606791But from what we've seen, Luna LIKES spiders.
>>13606862I don't need spiders to kill bugs for me, I'm gonna have a toy shotgun to do that.Finally I can kill bugs like an American.
>>13606802do a version exactly the same but with angry eyebrows.
>>13606745holy shitlitterally al of my unfs
>>13606867You must not have been here for the past week.
>>13606861who are her true friends?
>>13606730You made it sound extremely unnappealing and now that I think about it I just want to be a human with magical power.
>>13606900Pinkie Pie, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Fluttershy, and Spike.
Step 1.Never tell your parents.
>>13606907It's the eyebrows. When they're curved that way it makes her appear nervous. I can't even say why it's just the feeling I get.
>>13606907I think it's in the smile now.Looks like it might not be wide enough.
>>13606907>"I can't stop thinking about donkey dick."
>>13606907Awwight.We getting feels now.
>>13606942What a butterface.I want to rub her cheeks.
>>13606880oh no what have you done
>>13606965Haha, I love it
>>13606690Is this Marker? Its a very cute Marker.
>>13606965This is what happens right after the final episode isn't it. Marker tied up near the door and you about to be damned for all eternity.
>>13606965>Ominous Latin chantingOh god my sides. Goat you marvelous bastard.
>>13606902Uh, that's just one version though. There's a large number who prefer to think of it like tickling or stretching... or kind of dreamlike... or even unnoticable until you look in a mirror. Some describe it in their stories as being extraordinarily erotic. Sorry for describing an unpleasant version of it. I'm not a grimdark kind of guy, just... sorry.
>>13606978It's Gloomy, Marker Pony's older sister/future self.
>>13606690>>13606802>>13606907porn when please?
>>13606994>future self.Why the hell do you have to make up that crappy fanon? I am just fine with her being her older sister.
Got bored and decided to pull up a pony episode on the DVR. Ended up with "One Bad Apple"Observations:>The overall plotting is fine, but the dialogue writing feels really off.>The crusaders doing the tour of the clubhouse is silly but really cute.>Bab's tail-flicking always strikes me as a clever way to show how she feels about being a blank-flank.>Likewise, the fact that their balloons actually deflate when they learn why Babs is visiting is a nice touch.>I only just noticed a colt from the school newspaper snagging a picture when they crash.>Old commercials. I'd almost forgotten about GAK GAK GAK
>>13606993No, the damage is done and I see it in the same light I see hypnosis and mind control.I'd rather stay human with a human brain.
>>13606965>[Ominous Latin Chanting]
>>13606965I could probably fap to this
[OMINOUS PONY BOOPING]
>>13607013Because I think it's fun_______And I'm not forcing it on you, friendKeep being an okay guy
>>13606965>[Ominous Latin chanting]I don't get it.
>>13607045I dunno. Its as bad when someone spam and tries to defend that the Marker Pony's name is Markerita or some shit like that.
>>13607057that is a hilariously terribly name.But, honestly, *does* she have a name? Or is it just "Marker Pony"
Should I watch Felidae
>>13607022mate this is night threadyou might want to save show related shit for later
>>13607068Its just Marker Pony.
>>13607055http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_H_KG56nkoPicture this playing in the background while marker pony stares at you angrily in a wedding dress.
>>13607057It's fine. You're fine.Now I'm going to shut up.
>>13607068It's just Marker Pony.I call the big one Gloomy Hiatus, and the little one is just mlpg.co.
>>13607057Yeah, I hate when someone tries to make a story for something on the fly too!Fuck creativity, fuck it in something we call all agree upon at some conceivable time!
>>13607089I vote ears
>>13607089In his defense, Markerita is a fucking terrible name.
>>13607087What's with the Ponychan OC?
>>13607022I'm still bother that Babs or the other girls weren't punish for bullying the CmC like that. I cannot let Babs go like that if they tell you that "Oh and she was bullied in her home town" after she did all that crap to the CmC.
PUT UP YOUR PONIESTHIS IS A PONYING
>>13607022>if you have a good enough sob story, you can bully and vandalize as much as you want with no punishment>and dont think about trying to defend yourself or anything>that'd make you a bully too ;)Fuck One Bad Apple>>13607075And then there's this faggot
>>13607094Family Guy, please.>>13607096Eh, we don't exactly have a good history of naming ponies.
>>13607087>Marker Pony; Seen here mere moments after her inception, bright eyed and bushy tailed to perform her important role.>Little did she know then wait awaited her.
>>13607097I think it's kind of fitting that the ponychan oc is a god awful colored alicorn
>>13607068depends reallyI call Marker Pony "Markerita" sometimes, or just Marker PonyGloomy is gloomy I'm prety sure I named herAnd the sub pone is Junior
>>13607107DON'T ARREST MEI HAVE A LICENSE
>>13607112>On this special episode of 'Behind the Music.'
>>13607109I like you. You know, I would have been okay with Babs if the Apple Reunion was Babs' only episode and if that is her introduction to the series rather than giving her an episode involving her tormenting the CmC for most of the episode.
>>13607109>fuck one bad appleI would
>>13607107I die holding my ponies where I see fit, you rapscallion!
>>13607111Still, we could do something better than Markerita. I can't think of anything that doesn't sound retarded at the moment, but... I'm sure someone can.
>>13607131>Fucking anything.>From Jersey.
>>13607022>I only just noticed a colt from the school newspaper snagging a picture when they crash.That was really cool honestly.It's a good episode. I liked it a lot
>>13607135I would just leave it with Marker Pony for the most part.
>>13607109those things weren't the lesson at allthe lesson was >tell an adult before shit gets stupid you dumb children
>>13607138She's from Manehattan. Not even Brooklyn.
>>13607135See?!I TOLD YOU DOG!WE CANT NAME SHIT FOR SHIT!
>>13607138wait is she from brooklyn or jersey
>>13607143That's what I do. I'd rather her be nameless than have an awful name.>>13607153Well, when you try to work in something that she's supposed to be made for, nothing comes out right....What if we just called her Magic Marker?
>>13607107Woh stay cool stay cool, I swear I'm just holding it for a friend.
>>13607147Bullshit, she's so Jersey she was born pre-tanned!
>>13607057Markerita is just sill. I use it sometimes because I find it funny but most of the time she's just Marker Pony for me.
>>13607161>Magic MarkerThat would be a different OC that love to use magic markers on everything. She would also discourage you from using quills, ink, pen, and pencil in favor of markers.
>>13607162ah mani havent seen that in awhileeven though its a little old i still really like that onei should try that style again sometime
>>13607161>Magic Marker.She may not be very Sharpy but I'm sure someone would get butthurt!
>>13607163>>13607172You are my favorite people right now
>>13606613The more I think about this request the less I want to do it anon. It just doesn't sit right with me.
I don't know if that smile is right, but that's all I've got in me tonight.Good night, gentlemen. It's been a pleasure.
>>13607176>She sneaks into ponies homes and draws on their face while they sleep>Only she got bored of the typical dick/rude comments pretty early on>She's drawing almost full on murals now>Still trying to find a more permanent marker so her artwork lasts more than a few days
>>13607176But if we called her that we'd still be able to just call her Marker and be done with it.Plus she's a unicorn, so that makes her "Magic."And if that's no good, you try and come up with something that involves marking, booping, or otherwise reflecting what she was made for.
>>13607190I like it
>>13607178You should, it's a nice style.
>>136071909.5/10 would boop. Try coloring it for the other .5.
>>13607178Its still the style I associate with youThat's a really nice pictureEven if I always see a massive ass cheek in the thumbnail
>>13607190That is nicely done.
>>13607145alright but my point still standsbabs, or the other girls, should have been punishedif it was the real world, they would have been
>>13607234My fist image fuckup!I'm putting this on my calendar
>>13607181I'd babs really hard
>>13607176But inks and markers go so well together!
>>13607109>>13607098I agree that I'm not 100% ok with the way it played out, but rewatching it makes me feel for Babs more. Obviously things were bad enough back home that she needed to take a trip to Ponyville to get away. And when DT and SS show up, you can see the gears in her head turning. She can side with her cousin and her dorky friends, or she can side with the mean fillies and avoid all that pain again.>>13607140I also liked Rarity and Sweetie Belle's dad fishing with a plate of whatever horrible stuff Sweetie cooked up for him.
>>13607246I agree.Though, there isn't anything saying they weren't punished, right?
>>13607258I would boop an ASCII pony.
>>1360726315 minsnichijou get hype
>>13607272Because you're a woman now
>>13607272No more gems for you fatty. You fatty fat mcfatterson.
Do you ever wonder why you thought some stuff you saved was pony related
Thanks for joining me for the Nichibros stram.For future reference, this is what I got as far as anime goes.
>>13607272More cushion for the pushin'.
>>13607280>young, impressionable boy around a bunch of girls every single day>starts taking on their feminine qualities>starting with a big round butt