Old Thread>>13593059So Fluttershy becomes a model and Rarity is Green with envy. Did you like the interaction of both Rarity and Fluttershy? What is it with Pinkie telling Twilight to keep a secret here?
>>13595532Pinkie hates everyone and tries to cause conflict wherever she can but always does it in a way that doesn't expose her
>>13595532To be honest, I've completely forgotten most of that episode aside from ZE MAGICKS and Pinkie's random interjections.
>you will never get high, listen to Boards of Canada and stargaze with Princess Luna
>>13595548I remember GiyC oddly well. Although that's true for all S1 episodes.
>>13595535Couldn't add this because of the image limit, but it's very relevant
>>13595532I liked Twilight a lot in this episode. Being able to fix a problem but having to keep your mouth shut is a situation I've found myself in a couple of times.
>>13595554I'm pretty sure Luna isn't a stoner
Derpy is a very ugly pony
>>13595550IS THAT ELLEN DEGENERES?
>>13595550Golly that's a cute haircut for Applejack.It doesn't work for everyone.
>>13595543>Pinkie cause the Zecora incident>Pinkie did not bother telling the 6mane about the Parasprite>Pinkie screw around with Twilight in Pinkie KeenIt makes fucking sense.
>>13595532Possibly one of the best episodes.
>>13595570pretty sure she isn't built like GR draws her either, but that's not going to stop me from imagining
>>13595579that's the same thing i said.
>>13595554>Board of CanadaTheir last album was disappointing.
>>13595576and you're a goddamned liar>>13595550>>13595579Ah, that's who it reminded me of. Though I don't think AJ rocks it as well.
>>13595596wow pone way to be oversaturated
>>13595596That's a hip check RarityGo sit in the penalty box
>>13595597is it?I've only heard one track off it and it was pretty goodI'll have to listen to the rest, I guessif all else fails there's always Geogaddi
I find GIYC kinda mediocre.I mean yeah Rarity is entertaining as always, Twilight was great and Pinkie made me laugh. But overall is kinda boring. Fluttershy as always was boring and annoying. Besides her I'm so angry I could scream part she could have just been a mannequin and nothing would have changed.
>>13595596>tfw there will never be an episode as good as Sonic Rainboom ever again
>>13595594Then it must be true!>>13595598She doesn't have many alternate styles I've seen that look good on her. Shame, really.
>>13595624Must be because I always imagined her with longer hair. And maybe a hat.
>>13595641better, but still not what I'm looking for
>>13595641That luna is amazingThe celestia is butt fuck ugly
I look back at this episode whenever people try to tell me that Pinkie was less of a caricature in season 1 then she was in season 3. She has her moments in all seasons. She expresses genuine negative emotions in Too Many Pinkies just like she does in Party of One, whereas in episodes not focused around her she's usually just typical crazy Pinkie. This wasn't a new thing.
hey faggots stop watching a show for little girls
I am struggling like crazy with this hair.
>>13595651ikrI would ravish that Luna so hard but the Celestia looks like her older brother.
>>13595624best AJ mane here
After neglecting to watch the spanish dub for a long time, I'm finally watching it right now, and they're on S3 already! On the sombra episode.Shining Armor is probably the best voiced character, and Pinkie the worst.http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x11rtrc_my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-temporada-2-ep-51-una-boda-en-canterlot-1-parte-espanol-latino_shortfilmsSA starts at 7:20
>>13595681awful mane, awful dress that AJ would never in a million years wear
>>13595661Stop being bad at art then. Seriously, for every skilled person who leaves, 3 utter failures replace them.
>>13595616its overrated for sure
>>13595661I like it. I'd look better if one side was considerably lower than the other, but that's just opinions anyway.
>>13595685and we watch those utter failures become better and better and better and oh god they've grown up so fast and they're leaving it feels like being a mother don't forget to write
>>13595685>Stop being bad at artWorkin' on it, boss.
>>13595682jajajaja hotel california hasta gaspacho
>>13595693> Anon shows up in board shorts> She finds that 'quaint'
>>13595693what else do you have in the nightmare variety
>>13595683what horrible tastes
I LOVE PONY!
>>13595693the thumbnail made it look like she has a giant purple dongoh well
>>13595699Name 3 artfags that consistently improve that aren't SB.Exactly, you fucking can't. Every single one of you low tier faggots is a disgrace.
>>13595681Seeing Applejack roped into big-city living again would be pretty neatEspecially if she can dust off her old mid-Atlantic English
>>13595688It's a nice episode but that's it. At least for me. So yes I kinda agree that it's overrated.
you know those water slides that parks have that have you go through a completely dark tunnel until the end of it? I bet that's what Pinkie's birthing canal is likeI hate you, mlpg
>>13595714I love pony more
>>13595730> name 3Mewba-> NO YOU FUCKING CAN'T THEY'RE ALL AWFULI see. Hating things seems like an interesting hobby.
>>13595720Anon please, not everything needs dicks.
>>13595739No you don't, pony told me that I love pony the most.
can bat pony read comics under the bedsheets without using a flashlight?
>>13595744Fuck off, retard
>>13595694Something like this, then?>>13595730If you have a complaint about my art, I'm all ears. I'd love to hear what I can improve on.
>>13595744>not using Handcent appCasual.
>>13595758He isn't trying to criticize, he's shitposting, just ignore him
>>13595747Pony also told me this.What's going on here?
>>13595758>I'd love to hear what I can improve on.He's just going to berate you for not improving 'enough,' forever raising the parameterDon't fucking bother. You're improving well enough as it is.
>spent all of yesterday playing gtaV instead of getting shit donewell fuck
>>13595751That pone is very hose-ish.
>>13595765Pony isn't used to having more than one person love her. Pony just likes being loved.I swear this was the plot to a Titty Time comic. It ended in threesomes.
>>13595759Are you implying that horse already has a dick?
>>13595711You mean more like the NMM one? Not really, I only have a few humanized pictures
"I'm a big stupid dummy who likes bad things" - your favourite pony
>>13595758Manes don't work that way. Most alternative manestyles wouldn't work in any way. Yet I don't care since I love most of them
>>13595758Well that did not help. Try lowering the right (her left) and keep the other side as is. If you want. I'm really unsure it will do any good.
>>13595764>>13595768I guess so. I suppose I was just giving him the benefit of the doubt.
>>13595769>spent the last god knows how many years wasting time on the internet instead of getting shit donewell fuck
>>13595661What's wrong with the current hair? Looks fine to me
>>13595744Pffffft the fuck? He can't stop the pony....nobody can
>>13595791> most alternative manstyles don't work in any wayGranted the way half the hair works in the show shouldn't work the way they do
>>13595560I want to sexually that pregnant pony
>>13595810That's not true95% of the manes in the show work as manes should.
>>13595797>implying theres any point of life but to enjoy it
>>13595825what kind of guns are those
>>13595818But still, I kinda feel guilty towards the people who facilitate me...Not the government, fuck them
>>13595817They have beehives, bobs, and for some reason or another many manes part both ways from the neck, soI think at this point anything can be fair game, particularly if you include the comicsI guess it's hard telling since now they're known to use hair care products and some ponies may just have especially long hair to work with
>>13595780I think he's implying that that horse has all the dicks she wants.
>>13595730>Name 3 artfags that consistently improve that aren't SB.Goat, JBait who's ded, FS, Inky, Jalm, Cheshire more at coloring though, Nasse, NoHooves, Spaerk, MLPGAnon, Dooks - all of them got considerably better over the months. Maybe not at the same pace as SB, but still.And I probably forgot a few, sorry.
>>13595793It can't hurt to try!>>13595804I kinda felt like the front and back of her mane didn't match. I kinda like the back, now I'm trying to get the front to where I (and hopefully everyone else) like it. But if you're saying it's not bad, then I suppose I've got a fallback.
>>13595849Not to mention Celestia's and Luna's waving space hair
>>13595838I'll facilitate you anon if you know what I mean
Why are day threads so grumpy?
>>13595825Wait, that's what GR stands for?He should finish more stuff.For example the Princess stack
>>13595873sureit's on the list of scripts that used to be in the linkboard, but the linkboard is dead so I can't really post it
>>13595862>>13595873Oh god this is not what I wanted.
>>13595797That is one adorable file name.
>>13595825I remember that game. It was fun, but I kinda sucked at it.
>>13595849Look at the mane cast. All their manes work as manes should work, ok to a certain extent. The animators actually try to keep them like this. I still remember when one animator posted his OC on dA, a basketball pony with an Afro and even commented on how he knows that manes don't work like that and how in the show they try to keep them normal.Point is that no matter what a mane like >>13595758 is impossible.
>>13595744not your personal army
You think Pinkie ever leaves party Post-Its?Barring that, may the Cakes?
>>13595882someone was doing a test to find the banned text in the linkboard the other day, did they ever find out what it was?
>>13595748Do their eyes glow? Might be worth a picture or a doodle.
>>13595913Man, that's a really cute Luna
>>13595894> manes don't work like thatAnd yet Pinkie clearly has a perm, almost like a human with a longer run of hair down the back to work withAnd ponies get exaggerated hairstyles all the damn time inconsistent with simple hair falling over one side of the neck, soI'm not sure why you think it's an impossibility to have a hairstyle that just curls down one side when we have things like Rarity's hair spilling down in a curl in the picture you just posted, or at the least Applejack's thick braid which could sort of roll over both sides but terminate on only one
>>13595883It was updated. it has 4 different laughs for the marker
>>13595883you could remove the laughs you hate. I sure did.
>>13595899That seriously sounds like something that Pinkie would do.>"Oh hey, a cake from Pin...kie...">"She did what with Spike
>>13595883Haha.Open it up and slap a // in front of the code for the voices you don't want to disable them.
>>13595930I REALLY don't like the deep one... [deadpan] hahaha. boop.
>>13595918Clothing doesn't even look too far off after the BigMac arc
>>13595931> "I thought ten in Dragon years was 18 in pony" doesn't fit on one cake> She has to resort to a titanic tray of Rice Krispie treats> Twilight isn't sure to congratulate her on the penmanship or remind Pinkie she has a problem with gluten
>>13595942Oh, yeah, good point.
>>13595944"Pinkie, you DO know you've been trying to cut back on the sweets, right? It's all going to your butt!"
>>13595532GIYC is best episodeStill my favorite
>>13595924Rarity's mane could be done actually. Half the mane si on one side the other on the other side. There was this gif that showed Rarity walking from above and there the mane is even easier to see. AJ's yeah, a bit harder but it still respects the rule that it's somewhat close to a real mane that is only on the center of the head.A bob cut? No way to work like that And Pinkie's hair is just puffy. I'm not saying that all manes should be straight down. But you could get a bobcut on only one half of your head. the other would have no hair behind. Also that pony would need to have half her mane shaved.
>>13595944>"Sorry I ruined your mannequins">"Sorry that your bear friend is traumatized">"If it counts, your brother was amazing">"Tank should stop vibrating in an hour or two"
>>13595964>Those muzzles>Human dickDoxy should stay to humans
>>13595968But his humans have nothing to do with pony in any way. And they are horrible.
>>13595961>A bob cut? No way to work like thatMmm, I'd be a little more generous given we know curlers exist and there's a full-on salon. It'd be tricky but you could have a portion of their neck hair curled VERY hard forward to cradle the ear, not unlike Celestia'ss or even Twilight's in some shots. This is fanart but it's not that off-model.>>13595849
>>13595982They're better than those shitty ponies
>>13595651>brony retards*spits drink*
>>13595963> "If it counts, your brother was amazing"> Twilight switches the cakes for visiting Cadence with Pinkie's apology "letter"> It does not end well, in no small part because Cadence's brother is married as well
>>13595990True.He should just stop drawing pony and draw something else.
>>13595968>>13595990That's not even the worst part. The "dialogue" of that comic is just absolutely terribly hilarious.
>>13595786>not liking bad thingshahaha look at this prudehow are your nofap life going faggot (in denial)?
>>13595651I disagree with this statement.
>>13596003Yea but you're a 1/10 on the hotness scale so your opinion is worth shit.
>>13595964>http://31.media.tumblr.com/0844ed95525bdad690a8c9bf707ba506/tumblr_mta12iZwiy1sq7fwwo1_1280.pngI don't care for doxy's style anymore personally.
>>13596003And you call her a shitposter when it's EVERYONE ELSE who's actually shitposting and BCS is the only sane person.
>>13595999Well, I don't expect horse porn artists to be literary geniuses but I do expect them to not draw terrible horses
>>13595996>Pinkie has to write a letter to Princess Celestia after all the shit's over and done>Does it in the form of a cake>Spike is left listless and bloated for a good time to come
>>13596010>implying I care what anon thinks of me on a hotness scaleyes your opinion validates my entire existence
>>13595987It owuld look weird as fuck from any other place besides the front.Really the only problem is the behindThe front? Doable. Twilight almost has it already. But the behind. You could get the top part of the mane after the ears to get it like on one half but really it would look very very weird.Celestia doesn't really count since you know she has a space mane. Yeah when wet it's normal but then who knows how much magic goes in it to look like that when it's not. Try to look at NMM's mane. That's even more fucked up.
>>13596016I already went to go drown myself in the piss some time ago, the other generals can be a lot more fun than how venemous MLPG has become lately over this last hiatus.If they can't find something to complain about, they'll just start making crap up until it eventually gets back to me.
>>13596013I like Onta's older works more, except for the shine everywhere
>there will never be a high quality 2d pony game
>>13596056speaking of pony games, i've recently gotten addicted to the gameloft oneshit's cute
>>13596056Sure there will, you just have to make it.
>>13596038I like how when you tell others to go to piss they think it's an offence when it's a good advice instead.
sex with cartoon characters
>>13596064>implying i can art
>>13596067b-but that's forbidden
>>13596067sex with pinkie pie
>tfw you will never rub both of pony's cutie marks simultaneosly
>>13596067>you get to have sex with cartoon characters>they are all done in this style>voices are from fandubswould you?
>>13596031We never quite saw her direct from the back, but the makeup pony in "Green isn't your color" had a bob, as did Photo Finish to some extent.Either the animators said "fuck the model" or they're wigs, maybe?
>>13596085>rub both pony's marks at the same time>pony pleasure-moans their catchphrase
>>13596092N o o o o p eI'd be okay with centaurs or satyrs though
>>13596092Probably, yeah. We're not just talking ponies here, right?>That hair
>tfw you love alternate worlds of shows
>>13596092>Mentally advanced Rainbow DashI don't think I could do it
>>13596092THE HAIR IS OVERTAKING HER
>>13595999Is the comic out yet?I mean, the style looks like shit but maybe it still contains a few hot concepts.
>>13596085>you will never make pony rub both of her cutie marks with the other through the use of portals
>>13596110I need to go draw centaurs now...
>>13596099Pony doesn't have catchphrase.
>>13596093>or they're wigs, maybe?That could actually work. They are intelligent species, fashion is a big thing for them. I could see some ponies just shaving their mane and wearing a wig. I mean Fluttershy has Tail Extensions. Why wouldn't they do something similar for manes besides having wigs?
>>13596110Are you sure?
>summer cleanup song in the comicssigh, the ponies are really singing that song right now and i'm not there to hear it.
>>13596154Whoa there friend you might need to slow down.
>>13596065Not really much happening out there at the moment either though.Most active pony related threads seem to be a Final Draft hate thread and Meghan hate thread. Strangely enough this thread and the past two are somehow coming up as the most active.
>>13596043Yeah, his older stuff was really keen. He's just kinda phoning it in and riding that gravy train.Complacency is the death of an artist. Never learn to be creative, it never repays itself in the sheer toll it takes on your sanity and in your relationships with others. Either they will judge you for your artwork or they will judge you for other reasons but either way, I think it's better not to cultivate such talents and just lead a happy fulfilling live without the artistic imperative.
>>13596154> reverse centaurThat isn't a centaur, manSo noNo goBoner light is NOT GREEN
>>13596169>pot calling the kettle black
>>13596161>you will never deploy the life-raft
>>13596165slow down? i dont understand. do you mean go faster?
pony wants a kiss
>>13596169But suffering is the only proper goal of life.
>>13596182I wish I had some pot right now, it would make my boring day go by a little faster......
>>13596067Sex with monstergirls.
>>13596183wouldnt matter, I'm immune
>>13596197D-does Caimon count?
>>13596214well she's certainly not pony
>>13596191i kiss pony on her forehead
>>13596236Pinkie finds a way to fly, because she's Pinkie Pie and grabs Applejack on the way.
>>13596236>butterfly wings>againultra brony.
>>13596236>daily reminder to fuck earth horsesWell, if you insist....
SO MANY BUTTS
>>13596253what do the front pedals control
>>13596266Like these butts?http://justinmdurden.tumblr.com/post/61452965921/5-commission-stream-part-one
>>13596266Pony should shake butt.
>>13596269they stabilize the flower
>>13596269They're just there for fun.
>>13596269just to give her something to do
>>13596272>no pony butts
>>13596272>that quality>5$well shit
It might be a bit too chibi, how does this look so far? I am not really satisfied so I am going to start over.
>>13596284>/co/ will never fuck off
>>13596284One might have Flitter hair.http://31.media.tumblr.com/0b79f58322ca1ac0b8a9c2c36c18b70a/tumblr_mt8uermbNC1r2pmuzo9_1280.png
>>13596250I got mad at the same thing last time but then someone chimed in something about her being able to learn the spell and then cast it on herself. go figure.
>>13596286waist/stomach is too thinhorse parts look like a stallionno arms
>>13596290After SRB and WBA I don't think she want wings again.
>>13596287> pony butts are a /co/ "plot" thingSon ...
>>13596298back to the drawing board
>>13596318as penance, you must now include Stormwalker in your next mini-quest or fanfiction or whatever it is that you do
>>13596287Uh, do you realize where you are? Like 75% of the board is fetish or greentext stuff and the ass is a commonly sexualized part...
>>13596294>tfw none of the 'famous' porn artists seems to try anymore and their stuff gets worse and worse to the point where I can't even pop a boner to it anymore
>>13596327It's a joke, BCS
>>13596332>worse>can't pop a bonerBut these things go hand in hand.Is it a prude I spy?
>>13596338go away rs your art is shit.
>>13596326Stormwalker?Is that someone's OC, or an alternate name for Cloudchaser?
>>13596303Quite the opposite actually. Those events may make someone wish they had wings so they wouldn't need rescuing.>Crap i am Falling!>Cast Butterfly Spell.[Wahahahaing intensifies]
>>13595774Now the line between zoo sex or not is even weirder
>>13596341yes, it's an alternate name for cloudchaser
>>13596338Not sure what you understand under 'worse'.I meant the quality is shit. Like, the anatomy is all over the place and not even in a good way - it looks like doodles from someone who's never drawn ponies before.
>>13596344I like when pone is horse, but not in a sexual way.
>>13596346That's a very pretty pegasi.Sure, that seems reasonable.
>>13596327Joke flew over your head like many other things like brony bucks.
>>13596342the butterfly spell seemed to require a lot of effort, i doubt it could be cast mid fall
I'm off to bed, pleasant day mlpg.
>>13596356>tfw you're rightI'm not a clever pony...
>>13596374Good night, moon horse.
Which pony would have the most pleb tastes?
> Spike will never be this needlessly intensehttp://vimeo.com/22012020
>>13596236I was thinking of a pic where they're all "flying together, Twi and shy by themselves, Rarity on Dash's back, and AJ on Pinkie's back while she just jumps really high.
>>13596365Giving me ammo here anon. If that's the case she is never going to feel comfortable without them on. casting the spell every morning, never being without wings ever again.
>>13596374bye luna i will miss u
>>13596277Nah, it's just embarrassing ever since Rarity twerked at the VMAs
>>13596374hey me too
>>13596294Good enough for my dick.
>>13596346>>13596341Where did that one come from, again? That kid's encyclopedia type book?
>>13596401Only Sex can lead to this image. Also She is crushing her child/children.
>>13596402Whoa there, sugarcube.
>>13596347Exactly. Confirmed for prude.
>>13596401fat distribution doesn't work like thatit looks like she's on top of a deflated ball
>>13596439Funny you should say that...
>>13596438Well, yes. Applejack loves her hat.
>>13596446That's a huge hat. Can you imagine putting it on?
>>13596467pony like ball
>>13596457hadn't thought about it. It really is huge
>>13596488there was a nice fic around that ball thing
Grandmother II, the moistening.
>>13596508I like when mewball colors like this
So I was making my tea and thinking of working on my Twin Novas story in Twine some more. What kind of tea do you think Spike, Luna, Celestia and Twilight Sparkle would drink? I've made white earl grey with honey myself...
>>13596520>>13596520i do not believe i have seen said fic
>>13596527jesus fuck shut up about cookies/sergals/satyrs/OCs/shipping it's the worst shit ever. all of it.let's talk about being corrupted by queen chrysalis and made into her eternal loveslave instead.
>>13596508Flustered RD is the best.
>>13596564It's been a long time, it was about her finding the ball and remembering her youth fretting over cutie marks and playing with it in between. I found it kinda sad
>>13596565What if queen chrysalis corrupted you into a grandmotherly sergal to take care of her and anon's satyr children and tend the cookie factory? What if you had to ship the drones with ponies on your time off to ensure maximum love production?
I can't believe you guys are still here.Incidentally, any idea when next horse episode is?
>>13596589love is over.
>>13596592When you take that cute, thick cock of yours, and blow a huge cummy load right in my face.
>>13596567The last face ruined it>>13596600Really? are you telling me the truth, double doubles?
>>13596592November 23rd.Alternatively, you can check here.http://mlpg.co/countdown/
>>13596610>huge cummy loadUNNNFF
>>13596589>tfw you will never cause the "accidental" deaths of any satyr monstrosities
>>13596565I don't mind satyrs, OC and shipping.I'd totally on board for some Chrysalis corruption though
>>13596622>http://mlpg.co/countdown/66 more dayskill me
>>13596567I love how her inner hooves look like cunts~
>>13596643>kill meWith pleasure.
>>13596648Anon why don't you stop responding to her.
>>13596589Thats kinda hot anon
>>13596655I hate when the hooves get really detailed. I like to imagine they're really soft and their whole bodies and soft and squishy.
>>13596662What has she been up to now?
Would any of you cool cats like a request?
>>13596668i hate it when people think pony is horsepony is not disgusting earth horse, pony is marshmallow equestrian pony.
>>13596678Spike getting tickled all over (by uhh hands)
>>13596668>I like to imagine something different >I don't want it to be too close to reality>Marche.jpg
>>13596678Scootaloo devouring rumble in the most horrific way you can think of
>>13596589this is your post on drugs
>>13596678Draw Gloomy!That Twilight looks really cool, by the way.
>>13596686Fuck Marche. Top cunt.
>>13596678Luna stargazing with a telescopeThat pic looks pretty neat
>>13596686>MarcheMarche was a dick. It's not escapism after you've successfully escaped, it's called succeeding in life.
>>13596705>It's not escapism after you've successfully escaped, it's called succeeding in life.You're talking about Final fantasy there, right?Surely you don't mean that in real life.
>>13596678The color out of space?
>>13596705To be fair, in the original Japanese version the story was apparently a bit better in that their fake lives were just a shell of their former lives or something. Either way, not fulfilling ultimately.
>>13596686>wanting to imagine having sex with real horsesthat's pretty fucked up, anon.>>13596705there is no concept of a successful escape in japanese culture
>>13596686That's because real horses are disgusting
>>13596708Nigga I'm going to ponyville and you can't stop me
>>13596698You wouldnt happen to have a pic of Gloomy on you?>>13596704i got myself a fun little pencil~
>>13596719>>13596718Depends. I at least want some kind of logic to the ponies. If they were soft and marshmallowy all the time, their hooves would kill them every time they walked.
>>13596708If you get to live a more happy life in any other alternative to planet earth with no negative effects on your earth self in the meantime with the choice being constantly present to go back, then you are indeed doing better.
>>13596737>wanting logic>in cartoons
>>13596739>tfw Lovecraft fetish is activated>tfw no monster to lovethanks for reminding me
>>13596736I like MLPG's OCs. They look nice.
>>13596742>not wanting logic>wanting to fuck something that has no sense
>>13596745>you will never bear a deepling
>>13596750>thinking you could fuck it either way
>>13596750>not wanting to fuck great old ones
The cookie clicker general is the greatest pile of shit I have ever seen in my life.
>all this GloomyAw yiss.I finished her lines on the bride pic, by the way. Everything look alright, or do I need to change anything?
>>13596766I hope those are tears of joy.
Why is this board so fucking slow at this time?Truly this must be the board with the least amount of euros.
>>13596766Gloomy is best pony
>>13596760It was good until Leddit discovered Cookie Clicker. Take that as you will.
>>13596783>that /v/ autismlel
>>13596770Of course they are! Weddings are happy events, especially when they're yours!
>>13596783It's always good until it is mainstream apparentlyFor me I didnt even realize it was popular as you guys brought it up 2 days ago, showed it to two friends who both said "not you too"Still playing though because it's fun, fuck what others are doing or playing.
>>13596787When Leddit discovered it, they popularized it. It's simple.
>>13596794Yes anon, especially when they're hers!Too bad it's none of ours
>>13596794You'd better be a good husband to Gloomy.
>>13596794Enslavements usually aren't happy, anon
>>13596753>you will never be Cthulu's wife
how's shit going circlejerk general??
>>13596769MLPG in charge of not being plebs
>chistery will never continue lobotomized anon quest>BCS will never stop shitposting>MLPG will never be good again>you will never hug your waifu
>>13596805That's a pretty dim view of joining your life with someone you care aboutHas it ever occurred to you to say 'no' or 'I'm not ready'?
>>13596832I was joking
>>13596825>implying chistery could even finish princequest
>>13596825>you will never hug your waifujust try to stop me
>>13596825>chistery will never continue lobotomized anon questWhoa, jeez, Quarantine Quest will continueI just had other things going on this weekendMaybe tonight after my class?
>>13596835It's pretty hard to tell online, sorry mate.>>13596836Alright, I'll put up a poll later - continue PrinceQuest or Quarantine Quest with a SandiegoQuest runoff
>>13596825want to die
>>13596825>your waifu will never bite off your head in the middle of sex and consume your flesh to feed your horrifically deformed halfbreed pseudosatyr children>your waifu will never lay slimy, mutant eggs and guard them in a constant state of paranoia and frenzy>your disgusting spawn will never crawl from the incubation chamber and take the first steps towards becoming enemies to all life in equestria
>>13596847everyone would be better off if you actually did die, you know
>>13596848That's a relief.
>>13596852All of you should die. This whole thread is one giant shitheap.
>>13596852if I go someone's going with me
>>13596861I hope it's your waifu.
>>13596811bretty gud :DDD
>>13596861Take this whole damn thread with you, please.
>>13596872I too believe that people deserve to die for shitposting on 4chan
>>13596836Why care about PrinceQuest? It doesn't even have Peaches in it
>>13596878I am your waifu
You can have your waifus, guysBut she can't be a pony.
>>13596891Then they're not waifus.
>>13596891Palette Swap satyr? fine by mebest of both worlds
>>13596891Hah my waifu isn't a pony anyhow
>>13596891what led you to believethat the ponk was ever a pony in the first placeyou subversive piece of shit
>>13596905Nor can it be a dogperson.
>>13596905Wow fuck off furfag
You can have your pony, guys.But she can't be a waifu. You have to engage in a relationship and she can reject you.
>>13596909hey! you can't just make up new rules!
>>13596912>chubby jessy torso>palette's buttwhat could possibly go wrong
>>13596891Wow, I hate humans, hate anthros, hate pretty much every known species that isn't a pony, and hate satyrsWhat the hell is she supposed to be
>>13596891Fine then. I'll just->no humanized Gloomy...DRAWFAAAGS!
>>13596921Yes I can.You are a pony.
>>13596885I'd like to see it to its end, eventually, but I was just going off of Chistery promising to see it done and then jumping to another story.Which is fine, these can be juggled a bit, but I'm trying to get him to not repeat the past.
>>13596931Nor can it be humanized.
>>13596932If I'm a pony, then my job just got a lot easier...
>>13596943Okay, twilight synxle it is.
>>13596567Wheres there a part before or after this? This is my fetish.Though I am slightly bewildered as to her reaction, or what said said Anon "won"
>>13596946Nope.You're a Scandinavian fish salesman with a high heel fetish, now.
>>13596963Use your imagination.
>>13596952what have you done
>>13596943then what the hell is she supposed to be?an amoeba?
>>13596928Something you can have right now, for real!
Would you sleepover with pony?
>>13596965What is this crazy setting?!
>>13596979what's the big deal? They are naked all the time.
>>13596979>pony doesn't have anything down there>embarrassed anywaysRainbow dash confirmed for butt tattoo
>>13596985I don't know, Shining went on a 10 minute break after I pulled that tanker into his GMPC.So I'm taking over.
as the first human living in equestria the ponies need you to volunteer weekly at the medical research centers so they can turn your skin transparent and clone your organs and once every two months they need to infect you with an equestrian sicknessit is for your benefit, they do not have a working knowledge of human anatomy
>>13596973How about an octopus?
>>13597006Fuck that, pony can buy an anatomy book.
>>13596988>>13596992Rainbow Dash let her genital cloaking falter because she thought she was safe.
>>13597003lock the doordon't let shining back in lest we turn into alien raperaptors and changeling slaves
>>13597015you did not arrive with a copy of an anatomy bookthere is no place they can get one
Looks like /co/ and Murricans in generals found out about the 60 seconds cooldown.
>>13596918so it's no different from actual relationships?
>>13597027He heard that. He is also back with his boop-galactic gargle blaster.So now you're your sergal character again.
>>13597031Still waiting for that 4chan X update
>>13597031People didn't have this figured out last night? I mean, I was kind of curious about why I had to wait an extra 30 seconds on auto-posting but it was pretty obvious after thinking about it for a moment.
>>13596933Truth be told I'm going to truncate his gap year so participants can get input again; it was going off the rails explaining a backstory.Excited to see what crazy reactions they're going to have when Anon gets his gifts.
>>135970434chan X has an update to match the timers.
>>13597042welp.i roll for pony giving me a belly rub or i rape them.
>>13597042what's with the sergal thing?it's been popping up around here a lot for the past few daysI don't get it
>>13597055pony resists your rapepony rolls a natural 20
>>13597042>boop-galactic gargle blasterfuck yeah, mix me one of those
Come on, let's not reduce the term waifu to a synonym of 'pony I like best'.Waifuism is to be taken seriously, in its /a/ - /jp/ original sense. It's detaching yourself completely from average reality... But still I cannot disrespect it.
>>13597055There is no pony. Shining runs a strict "no unradicalness" policy, so no ponies are allowed. But raping ponies is totally tubular, so you roll a d20 and rape pony.
>>13596971C-could I at least get a source on the image? Reverse image search dosen't give much.
>>13597058Something something tentacle vagina something rape shining armor something rape something something
>>13596931All I've got is this.
>>13597033Exactly. And they can be attracted to others while you try to court them, too. And you'll have to deal with it appropriately.
>>13597071At least he didn't bring cadence to the table, right?
>>13597058Somebody posted a picture on what they thought was a wolf as a pony and got corrected that it was a sergal, now they won't shut up about itPeople know about it because of other boards or being really furry
>>13597101He did. He fucks her like a dog infront of you every ten minutes.
>>13597095I can do that
>>13597110>You will never roleplay during a threesome with shining and cadence
>>13597108Or being a fa/tg/uy.Which most of us clearly already are.
>>13597120>Or being a fa/tg/uy.I said other boards
>>13597110>every ten minutesgod damn my refraction period
>>13597120You're closer to the tgchan weirdos than actual /tg/, anon.
>>13597110cadence rolls for orgasmcadence rolls a natural _1
>Decide to find out more about Sergal ponies>google "sergal" >first results are from wikifurNope.avi
>>13597127/tg/ isn't just some "other" board. It's something completely different, it's like a IT tech in a guido convention. It's like an extra arm sticking out of the radioactive waste barrel. It's so clearly wrong and unfitting.
>>13597134suprise, it turns out your forced fetish is shit
>>13597134>not reading the OFFICIAL SERGAL HANDBOOKhttp://pastebin.com/f41f31d35
quest archive please
>>13596704>>13596698Here's a request for you two
>>13597131Cadence completely misses her orgasm and needs to wait for the second, instead.Meanwhile, Shining fills her with another 250ml, again. The whole display is arousingly disgusting, the latter being more overpowering each time you hear that loud "splorch" as Shining happily exclaims "Radical!".
Pony wants to play 40k with you, but her army is made out of shreds of paper with the unit names scribbled on.
>>13597153Shit yes!Is that one of those multicolored lead pencils?
>>13597153Gloomy what have they done to yousnap out of it!
>>13597156Please don't make me laugh like that on a crowded train again
>>13597158well i dont own any 40k minis, so this works fine, as long as pony doesnt turn on the fan
>>13597158My army is made of lego blocks.
>>13597172pony is losing so she declares exterminatus and blows everything off of the table
>>13597180thats iti jump pony and tickle her
>>13596476You just have to find a horse that isn't breathing, though. You don't have to stop that yourself.
>>13597144I find them horrendous, but I wanted to inform myself more about their origin and so since all I knew was some short explanation from here. I don't know if I unconsciously trained myself about this for years, but I really, really hate anything furry-related. It channels some inner rage. I know I go autistic about that, so I usually simply try to avoid anything furry.Also, it's probably the reason why I find anthro fucking disgusting.>>13597146Jesus Christ.
http://www.realultimatepower.net/what if this with ponies
>>13597192>real ultimate ponies
>>13597156Curiously enough, public procreation is not shunned in Equestria. It is completely accepted, and in some cases, even polite. Pregnancy is not an issue, as ponies have bones made of marshmallow and the Equestrian population is quite frail, again because of being made of marshmallows.Guests are usually welcomed by an Equestrian royalty by first being allowed to fuck their youngest daughter with a cutie mark, barring that the guest is not of unroyal blood. In which case, what in the fuck is he doing there anyway? He's supposed to be farming apples and being in the background.While thinking about all this, Anon notices that Twilight kept nudging him in the thigh. Maybe she's trying to get your attention.
>>13597205yes Twilight what is it?
>>13596891>implying my waifu is a ponè
>>13597205Look at Twilight
>>13597146> Lucien suddenly feels his consciousness slip away, if only for a brief moment. He awakes with a start, and finds both of his hands resting on Rain's face.>Traveler..?>Ah.. well!stopped reading therelet's wash our hands of this matter before we read any more fanfiction about falling in love with fuzzy mongols.
>>13596991Are those Prestons amoebas?
>in Hungary MLP airs on Minimax>They're about to air EqG>In my country Minimax also airs MP>That means that EqG will also air here soon>we have the objectively worst dub possible>Now with EqGI'm sacred
I want to lick AJ's cutie mark.
>>13597162yes pretty much. I thought it would be fun to play with
>>13597205Kick twilight away. No girls allowed during hyperspace hyperwars time.Fuck shining armor instead.
>>13597134>fursecution2007 pls go
>>13597226>I'm sacredWhatDo you want to be worshiped?
>>13597233I want to clean it
>>13597210Twilight looks quite disgruntled. Her expression reminds you of that one time when you told her 1984 was not, in fact, a parody or a satire.>"Maaaaybe we should tell Shining to get on with the game. It's nice and all that they want their 76th baby, but I've got the bubble theory to study."
>>13597205i roll to look at twilight
>>13597144I never cared for Sergals in the first place.
>>13597244Oh fuck. Doesn't matter you know what I meant. Imagining that shit is horrifying.
>>13597144All forced fetishes are shit. Especially pony penis.
>>13597186meanwhile pony from another table has launched deathstrike missiles targeting the large xenosnamely youand have decided to make this evident with water balloons
>>13597233I bet it tastes like horse butt.>>13597237That's pretty cool. I haven't seen one of those in years, though.
>>13597245I had a picture of Rarity licking her cutie mark but I can't find it.
>>13597263RETALIATEWITH BRICKS. HUMAN SUPERIORITY.
>>13597266I can do you one better.
>>13597260>Pony futa penis>forced on youUnf indeed, that's the whole point.
>>13597263scatter countermeasuresshake off water on pony
I have a picture of rainbow dash licking applejack's butt but I won't post itI'll go spend the rest of the day outside insteadBye
>>13597288You're going to be hit by a car.
>>13597288have fun outside, where you cant pony
>>13597288A man in a pony fursuit is going to steal your wallet and use your money to buy dragon dildos.
>>13597271as you raise the brick above your head, you hear a rumbling sound. a letter is slipped onto the table next to you.>"Suffer not the xeno to live." - Shining Armormoments later, water balloons drench the area, taking you, pony, the other ponies, and all your figurines in a wave of fury.shining armor loves his deathstrike missiles.>>13597284the ponies run away, giggling. they're kids, but they're smart kids.
>>13597288Good, AppleDash is worst lesbians.
>>13597304EAT SHINING ARMOR'S MARSHMALLOW CHILDREN. SHOW HIM WHO'S BOSS.
Posting comments on derpibooru not working for anyone else?I must discover sources, there is no time to waste.
>>13597304grumblego back to pony i was ticklingget her wet'you are now genestealer'
>>13597311You grab a nearby white and pink alicorn child and begin devouring it. it tastes like stale peeps and doesn't seem to care, fully aware of its status as a crime against good ponies. the torrential hail of deathstrike missiles continues, drenching your ironically fat but still slightly terrifying form in liquid that is probably not cadence's marejuice.
>>13597332I am starting to doubt this scenario.
>>13597339Alright, it's cadence's marejuice.
>>13597311as all of you stand, soaked in water and shame, you make your move, quickly pouncing on one of the miniature horses. two of them get away easily, giggling all the way, but you catch a young colt. you slowly bring his belly up to your mouth, and,>PTTTBBBBBBTT>"Oh no, the xeno scum's trying to eat me!" it squeaks out, laughing harder than ever as you leave raspberries on its belly.>>13597327the two of you slavishly trudge toward the deathstriking poniesthing is, those two have completely forgotten about genestealers and are easily assimilated via wet, squishy hugs
>>13597307For once I agree, they're nearly as bad as Squigglekicker.
>>13597341gross but also unf
>>13597342This is the most adorable outcome.
>>13597342NOW REALIZE THAT ROLEPLAYING GAMES ARE FOR HUGE NERDS AND GO PLAY CHESS WITH TWILIGHT SPARKLE
>>13597342now we must prepare stealth modetake our blip to the industrial dryer and then go infiltrate the ice cream parlor
>>13597358CHESS IS FOR FAGGOTSGO GET FABULOUS WITH RARITYTHEN TAKE TWILIGHT AND GO GET DRUNK WITH BOTH OF THEMTHEN SPEND THE ENTIRE NIGHT HAVING DRUNK MAGICAL SHENANIGANS
>>13597358she's too busy running her game to play chess right now
http://25.media.tumblr.com/80f1a73a9f75bfdfb60938bf64739dbd/tumblr_mlcxgou2u61s1140jo1_400.gifwhat should i do if my penis is too large to fit inside of a little pony?
>>13597379get a bigger pony or a smaller penis
>>13597379That's not a penis, that's a fucking beer can!
>>13597358you wave away the ponies, after shaking off some of that water and probably taking off your shirt. none of the ponies really care what you look like shirtless, and it's a warm day out. twilight's place is nearby, and there's an unfinished game of chess sitting in the corner of her treehouse. but you know the game's in your favor.unfortunately,>>13597371it's game night at the library. it'd be a hassle to make up a character on the spot, and you know the six besties are going to be playing as well. luckily, the ponies you played with followed you, considering you forgot your "miniatures," in reality, a bucket of lego bricks. after some consideration,>>13597363it's time for some TACTICAL ESPIONAGE ACTION.
>>13597362hot damn, i never rode in a convertible with ponies before!
>>13597401>"The human blood supply can support about 41 or so inches of boner. It's safe to say we have quite the safety margin built in."what an interesting fact
Daily reminder that you will never bisect your favorite pony
>>13597416Rarity, what spell are you planning on researching?
>>13597153I love it!Sorry for the late reply, I just came back. I was the Anon who requested Luna.
>>13597450Just a small one Twilight showed her
I didn't know this happened.
>>13597486that pony is so random
Cheer me up with cute poniesPls
>>13597535you are not as ugly as Daisy.
Rarara needs your help, she's trying hard doing what she can
pony won't let you gohttp://i.imgur.com/mhLqWe8.jpg
>>13597535here's a pony
Will we ever see an "imaginary friend" episode?
>>13597549SHE NEEDS TO TRY HARDER THEN DOESN'T SHE?
>>13597088Huh, that's pretty spot-on.>Glenda's the poor sod left supervising the running of MLPG CO during the off-season, trying to keep things running at cost until the profitable season comes around again.Also>Quiznos
>>13597551Applejack's face is all kinds of fucked up.
>>13597317What were you trying to look up?
>>13597561Well it clearly will be a CMC episode. But which CMC? And why?I mean Sweetie would be the best candidate and I guess the others CMC just ignores her ideas and do other things but still imaginary friends episodes are kinda meh.
>>13597562A TRUE, TRUE FRIEND HELPS A FRIEND IN NEED
sad news you guys. rose was just raped to death by baby goats.
>>13597579Oh.OH.Here's hoping we don't see another one, then.
>>13597582>Ra ra tea>A true friend
>>13597549what does rarararararara need help with?
>>13597588is she okay?
>>13597588Geez, those goats obviously never heard if private space
>>13597578Scootaloo having an imaginary cloud friend who's some failed Wendigo that thrives on friendship and hope might be fun.
>>13597622That kinda sounds cool but really Scoots? I just can't see her like that. Really Sweetie is the only one that I can see with an imaginary friend.
>>13597588What a shame. She was a good artist. What a rotten way to die. I wish I had something more to say.
>>13597551Fluttershy seems delighted to have caught an unsuspecting fillycolt in her honey trap.
>>13597561>>13597578>>13597622Which ponies would be the best at making scams for jawbreakers? I like to imagine spike as eddy
>>13597662I was thinking it's a friend that isn't imaginary, butI don't know, Sweetie seems a little pat.
>>13597691I pick Scootaloo because she doesn't have a big sister.
>>13597691Sweetie would be the only one that seems that she would befriend a random thing that shouldn't be alive almost immediately. Scoot? Eh. She'd do it but I don't know.
>>13597592Ah, the classic "zoom in on the laughing old guy then pan up and to the left" shot.
>>13597690get out of here night thread. this is not your time.
>>13597711My time is whenever i have it.
>>13597712is that a pizza roll cutie mark
>>13597712What the shit
>>13597727I'll call the cops and let them know.
>>13597727>linking to a tumblr instead of just fucking posting it
>>13597732she has no nosehow does she smell
>>13597701Yeah but see she'd probably be the one used to do things aloneApple Bloom has AJSweetie? While her relationship with Rarity is pretty great she doesn't spend all her time with Rarity and Rarity would probably ignore her and her problems when she's too busy with an order. She'd be the best candidate. >Scoot and AB ignore all her ideas>she goes to Rarity>She's too busy>She gets angry, leaves and near the Everfree meets that Windigo as a cloud and spends more and ore time with it instead of her friends
>>13597744With her butt
i need to warm upgive request pls
>>13597742>Wasting time saving the image and the thread's image count
>>13597750Rumble being cute
>>13597732I like her.She's kind of like a Satyr with a pony coat for an upper body.
>>13597750i've never seen you do mothpone
>>13597750Pony being agonistic
>>13597750Rarity and Twilight fencing with a lot of swords
>>13597750Draw Applebloom organizng her apples.
>>13597742There's no difference
>>13597750A grumpy pony. Like, not just vaguely disappointed, but full on angry eyes and scrunched up disgust.
>>13597759because i dont like moth pone
>>13597750Rarity neighing in her sleep
>>13597783OkayIt's nice Rei
>>13597778You know at least post the colored version
>>13597750Lyra nosing anon on the forehead trying to wake him up.
>>13597750Nightmare Moon and Chrysalis having a catfight.
>>13597807also anon is dead and Lyra is crying
>>13597745That makes sense. It'd be even more interesting if Sweetie convinces herself her new friend is imaginary because the others can't see it at first, but her friend drags her back to her friends after a while.After all, it lives on friendship and Sweetie is just getting sadder.
Lyra's minty bits
>>13597830I thought Windigos lived off of hate.
>>13597836...Why do these coins smell so strongly of mint?
>>13597807> Lyra decides to come on to her Humam roomie like this> He's really not into it> "Sh-shake those hands! Clench them!"> This is like the worst Kinect game ever
>>13597846She keeps them in her natural pocket
>>13597841why would you take a cute picture and make it terrible
>>13597840Follow the conversation back before you join in, Anon.>>13597622
>Starts Raining>ends 5 minutes later>15 minutes later starts raining again>ends 10 minutes later>5 minutes later starts goddamn pouring>3 minutes later it endsIT'S SHIT LIKE THIS DASH
>>13597840Failed Wendigo; it's some kind of mutant. Abandoned as a Wisp.
fart fart fart faaaaaaart
What the fuck man.Why did moot make it so several posts in a row adds a full fucking minute to the timer.
>>13597855gosh iwish it would rain right now
>>13597889because he hates you
>>13597889he also made it so you cant delete your own thread
>>13597889To kill story time
>>13597896That's not really bad though
>>13597901Yeah. Fuck Mito
>>13597727whats the contest? who can be the worst fandom?i would vote for the brony fandom just because i see them around me more.juggafurbronies being the worst of everything
>>13597891Winter will come, Mew. Or just dip into the bay. Just pretend Lyra is in the water.
>>13597841Anon what did you do to her nose?Why did you make her Chinese?
>>13597926but the bay is like ice
>>13597931>>13597926shoo be dooshoo shoo be doo
>>13597926>not pretending Lyra IS the water
>>13597967I hate how adorable this is
>>13597966Where's that classic Spongebob stream?
what's got her all excited?
>>13597977IT'S CALLED FRENCH YOU UNEDUCATED BITCH
>>13597993Bolts of wonder
>>13597993She just saw you.
>>13597977>Il ne parle pas fantaisie
>>13597993someone complimented her wonderbolts fanfic online
>>13597998It's called what now?
There's no challenge, when it comes to women, black women are the best.Thus, it must mean that zebras are the best.Post Zebras.I'm looking at you MT, post zebras
>>13598037But they don't need no man!
>>13598015>wonderbolts fanficOh shit, that's totally what the book she wanted to write was.
>>13597967I can't understand the text. It's in Russian or something.
Guys I'm looking for a beautiful pony can you help me?
>>13598073just wanted to draw butt
>>13598049i'd wreck it
>>13598113What a cute pony.
I want to drink Dash's milk.captcha:Ohences Calcium
>>13598136I want to sniff Dash's wingpits
>>13598136>kick Dash's door>rush to her fridge>steal her milkGood prank.
>>13598149We all do Anon. We all do.
>>13598152No, I want to suckle on her teats.
>>13598068I think it says "I'm a mango" in French.
>>13598134She's just so adorable
>Strip club in GTA5's called vanilla unicorn
>>13598177Wheres the issue
>>13598175What if I was her foal?
>>13598194i saw it on /co/
>>13598196Quit being a weird fuck.
>>13598177It's almost like people move away from an area sometimes.
>>13598187>implying rarity's vanillaShe's a kinky slut.
>>13598218/pol/plsno one likes you
So I was looking for tozol porn and I found a picture of sharklestiaYeah
>>13598240What the shit is a tozol?
>>13598211I don't know if I'd call being imprisoned "moving"
>>13598249Pure concentrated boner.
>we can dance>we can dance>everyone's taking the Chance
>>13598288But he's awake
>>13598288>you'll never have a vegemite sandwichwhat a horrible feel.
>>13598288Make him asleep, bald, and green please
>>13598288Lyra's looking exceptionally tiny today.
>>13598288>you will never wake up to lyra in the morning>you will never be as short as mewballwhat a relief
>>13598240... I still would
http://lkextrastuff.tumblr.com/post/61500402496/is-it-really-your-birthday-soondoes anyone know when it is or what he wants?
>>13598317Draw him his favorite pony and don't be a sentenal
>>13598312>you will never wake up to lyra in the morningBut this is a bad thing. I want a Lyra.
>>13598291she woke him up
>>13598327what's his favorite pony?
>>13598331go get a girlfriend, you idiot.
>>13598338Where do you think you are.
>>13598338He clearly said he wanted Lyra
>>13598317LK does not want anything and would prefer for people not to bother him about itDon't make his birthday uncomfortable
>>13598346Land of the lost.
>>13598016American horse becomes of such strong bravery.It is so bold! I respect such a horse.
>>13598335If you don't know, you probably shouldn't bother because you don't even fucking know him you creepy prick
>>13598338>girlfriends>interactive beings with agency and complex feelingsNo, he wants a waifu. They're pretty much pets that are also girls.Might as well get a dog and pretend it can talk.
>>13598368Do Australian ponies fly upside down?
>>13598374What if pone talked?
>>13598385pone isn't real
>>13598384No anon. australians ponies are called scorpions.
>>13598390What if pone talked about being real?
>>13598390Pony is real.
>>13598374If I write a small book about me having a complex and initially troubled, awkward relationship with my waifu, can I be a cool kid just like you?
pone is only as real as you are
>>13598366he doesn't waifufag as hard as Mew or Tex so i don't knowi never recall him even saying what ponies he likes
>>13598396How can something that is not real talk? Have you ever talked to a chimera or a sphinx?God I hate this new cooldown.
>>13598412What if pone didn't take things so seriously?
>>13598412I've talked to a chimera synx. She was actually pretty nice.Then I found out who they were and ran away.
>>13598422>shark girl ponies
>>13598352>not exploiting your birthdayI don't understand
>>13598422>take away sharktitsNo sir I dont like it.
>>13598418I see a problem with that,john. Pone isn't real and thus cannot think.
>>13598374I just want something warm, sentient, and female that doesn't mind cuddling. How do you meet women in a 100% male work environment?
>pony will never be real
>>13598448>you will never feel mewball thrust inside you
>>13598422>blue twilight sparkle>scene kid cloud chaser
>>13598439Pone is real, you have to believe in pone
>>13598448not with that attitude
>>13598457>with his full 4 inches
>>13598401I found this for you. I actually did find this in a bookstore once. I should get it for a fellow drawfag
>>13598439Says you, dave. Bob told me that pone can think better than you ever could.
>>13598476Oh sorry Lyra didnt know you meant his thumb
>>13598448>Giant robots will never be real
>>13597561Man that episode of Ed Edd and Eddy was one of my favorites
>>13598472it seems like the perfect gift for any frawfag.
>>13598482I'm assuming you're just jealous, aren't you?Bet you don't even have 11 inches.
>>13598448Pony is real. You must have FAITH of power and believeing. Put it in your heart. For the pony of cute, intelligent, bravery, proud, amplehearted and cheerful.Can you believe in them?They are real.
>>13598486>You will never be a space mareheen
>>13597727I've heard this is fake
>>13598443Gang rape. But I thought you knew that already.
>>13598509No shit, sherlock.
>>13598368That's one of my favorite Saint's Row driving songs.
>>13598498That's dumb. Really dumb. Just buy a dakimura and stick a speaker in it dude, and maybe rig a pressure switch in the crotch area so pony can unf while you unf and pony while you pony pony.
>>13598465>>13598498y-you really think so?
>>13598532YESPONY IS REAL AND SHE HATES YOU
Pony wants to marathon The Twilight Zone
>>13598526NoAnything but this shitty OC
>>13598374>might as well get a dog and pretend it can talk.Fun fact: you can get arrested for that still, because animals have FEELINGS.
>>13598540the twilight zone is overrated and i would rather read the stories in book form than waste my time waiting for them to play out
>>13598527Dakimakura is filthy Japanese! American pride is in BELIEVE. Believe in your mind APPLEJACK. Is such a pony pride to giving up? Never. It is shame.
>>13598558>Being this much of a jaded hipster
>>13598540For some reason, I think they'll be at a loss for some of the episodes