What if Equestria was a Pokemon region? Would the main 6 be gym leaders? What about the Elite 4? Or the Champion?previous thread>>13583441
behold these pones the first one plain and oldbehold these pones the second forged of gold
>>13588234>not teaching Return to your main pony
>playing dorf fort>2 cati should just start overwhat if pone played dorf fort
>that Trixie dakimakura...I usually don't give in to this sort of basement dweller bullshit animu merch.But holy fuck do I want to lay down next to that.
>>13588303you finally finished?
>>13588303>not teaching Quick Blow to your main pony
>>13588316dan porfis
>>13588234Twilight, Cadance, Celestia, and Luna would be the Elite 4.The rest of the main 6 would be Gym Leaders while 3 other characters, Spike, and two other side characters would be the rest.
>>13588336l-lewd
>pone wants to be evil for just 5 more minutesThat was 10 minutes ago
>>13588336That's lewd
Is there a new comic this week?
http://derpibooru.org/429364
>>13588336that's not an attackis it?
>>13588316Which pone?Rarity would make insane amounts of money and lose it to goblin raids. Applejack would overstock on food, and lose her fortress to a miasma from it all rotting. Rainbow Dash would get bored after five minutes. Fluttershy would overwhelm her fortress with animals even though she started 1cat. Pinkie's fortress would starve because they were too busy partying 24/7. Twilight would beat the game.
>>13588356are you more okay with fluttershy being for lewd than rainbow dash or are they about equal
>>13588234The gym leaders would consist of the mane 6, Spike and a triple battle with the CMC. The E4 would most likely be SA, Cadence, Celestia and Luna. The champion of Equestria would be twilycorn.
unf pony porn unf unfhttp://derpibooru.org/76226
>>13588316QUICK, BUTCHER ONE! IT'S YOUR ONLY CHANCE!
>>13588376>AJ showing off her buttOh that AJ
>>13588336did you draw that?
>>13588372What kind of question is that?
>>13588376But what about region? Ponyville is too small for that, so it has to be Equestria proper.
>>13588336Oh god. Ponies in hoodies. I need more.
>>13588400i mean if they were both coming on to you at the same time
>>13588376>twilycorn>not trixieshe'd be the perfect rival though
>>13588408Do you want the pony, or the hoodie?
>>13588383MehI'm more annoyed by that furry OC than anythingSomeone draw teenaged Spike over him or something
>>13588383can you not
>>13588348It's time to stop pretending Luna, Nightmare Night will come again next year.
>>13588398That's by Rose, anon.
>>13588360>I don't know what this is about.Manly Tears aka britbong.
>>13588418you're probably rightwho would be the player characters? lyra/bonbon?
>>13588414I-I don't knowThis sounds like a trick question>>13588408Rose's pones look so soft and fluffy goddamn
>>13588439>dark soulless eyes
>>13588442what the fuck i didn't post that
>>13588383I bet that pinkie gives great blowjobs
>>13588440>Manly Tears aka britbong.http://vocaroo.com/i/s1odcCIbFCfZ
>>13588442this bug has been hilarious lately
>>13588461Sure anon...sure...Now there's a very confused pony in a trans thread.
>>13588376
>>13588419I need the pony wearing the hoodie. All the ponies. Gather them all up and make them all wear the hoodie. I need pictures of ponies in hoodies. >>13588451So god damn fluffy. Holy shit. I would cuddle these things until we both die of dehydration because I would not fucking let her go if I started cuddling.
Why does Manly Tears sound familiar?
>>13588461I know this feel...
>>13588451they both want you
>RE2 PC is the best thing ever
>>13588483Post the others
Tonight I'm gonna make a dakimakura(?) design. Because I have nothing better to do.Which pony should it be of?
Twilight Sparkle, you're fucking amazing
>>13588506I don't have them
>>13588383>no teeth in the frontSo you can facefuck them, right?
>>13588507OH GOD IT'S GONNA BLOW
>>13588509Caramel
>>13588483>Altaria10/10 would battle with any day>>13588497o-oh gosh>
>>13588509Make it this pony Mt
>>13588509ZeccoraGranny Smith
>>13588509Sweetie belle, ross design
>>13588408>tfw No one cares about background ponies
>>13588493>Why does Manly Tears sound familiar?http://www.youtube.com/user/Britbong/videos/v/ troll for like 8 years.
>>13588509Oh wait are we pokemon, man fuck the pillow design. I'm drawing ponies with pokemon~
>>13588532ross plz
>>13588509Fluttershy, silly.
>>13588509Chickenbutt
>>13588483
>>13588483Zapados is so awesome
we /vp/ now
Unf actually porn this time unfhttp://derpibooru.org/48512
>>13588549shit reminds me of when i used to do minor sprite work for a /v/ project several years back called Pokemon V.
>>13588538Draw Scoots and Pangoro. Both with sunglasses.
>>13588483If I wanted to bone her, would it be better to win, or to loose the battle?
>>13588509Teen Spike
>>13588559Why is jake there?
>>13588574You make a high stakes wager before hand and pray you don't lose.
Luna is the best princess with the most interesting non-backstory plot potentialCelestia is old and boring.
>>13588574depends if you want to be dominant or not
>>13588578Do you even yellow?
>>13588425why is she so perfect?
>>13588549I think she'd rather have a Murkrow than a Honchkrow.
>>13588574Let her win, but by a hair. Then tell you you have no money, typical doujin plot from there.
>>13588560Shit dude that's raunchy.Put that away.
Anita Sarkeesian is a fraud and she never liked games. Proof:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ladASGPjJVo
>>13588607>bringing that drama heregtfo
What's your favourite mega pokemon design so far?Less than a month away till X and Y.
>>13588560Pls stop posting sergals with mare vaginas
>4 weeks till NYCC>4 weeks till we see if S4 is shit or not>4 is in Season 4>This post will end in 4
>>13588610don't care
>>13588602I thought when that happened the other guy knocked me out and stole everything in my pockets
>>13588442that's a damn good body on that lady at least
>>13588610Welcome to MLP General. Here we discuss tangently pony-related things or the fandom in a negative manner. Also sometimes we circle jerk. But just enough to piss off Anonymous. Then we run off giggling at his rage.Enjoy your visit. There's cookies and punch by the door.
>>13588632What, you don't want to be knocked out by RD, and have her search your body with her hands? Eventually stripping you down to make sure you don't have anything hidden away?
>>13588620Mawhile, Kanto Starters, Ampharos (Electric bro fuck yeah), Blaziken.
>>13588610She would make a really good photo finish cosplayer. She has the face and hair for it to pull it off without makeup and a wig.
>More namefags than anons
>>13588663???
>>13588649you watch too much hentai. I bet you think if you walk in on a girl she's obligated to suck you off.
I can't wait to do online tag battles with my team of twin Zebstrikas
>>13588622>tfw missed buying tickets by a day and won't get to have fun with friends thre
>>13588663/co/ was like 50/50 anon
>>13588663>implying anons aren't namefags that dropped their names
>>13588680Are you saying my sister lied about that?
>>13588680is that not the case?
>>13588663ctrl+f ' Anonymous 0'. 86 results, not counting OP, so 87 Anonymous posts in a thread with 106 replies.
>>13588697>aren't namefags that dropped their namesI'd much prefer that. We've been picking on Tex for namefagging lately,b ut man, they ALL do it.Stick to anons.
>>13588663I'm going to namefag with the faggiest name possible just to piss you off.And then put a secure trip on it.
Which one would your waifu pick?
>>13588663
>>13588727Cry more
>>13588721>autism tripfagfiltered.>>13588732Thanks Filtered
What was the first pony you jacked off to, mine was Rarity
>>13588732you have the wrong gif
>>13588739>RarityI think the fox.
>>13588721Anonymous Anonymous Anonymous Anonymous Anonymous Anonymous Anonymous Anonymous Anonymous Anonymous Anonymous Anonymous Anonymous Anonymous Anonymous Anonymous Anonymous Anonymous Anonymous Anonymous Anonymous Anonymous Anonymous Anonymous Anonymous Anonymous Anonymous Anonymous Anonymous Anonymous Anonymous Anonymous Anonymous Anonymous Anonymous Anonymous Anonymous Anonymous Anonymous Anonymous Anonymous Anonymous Anonymous Anonymous Anonymous Anonymous Anonymous Anonymous
>>13588234Elite Four:Cute themed: CadanceDark themed: LunaPsychic themed: TwilightLegendary themed: CelestiaChampion?????Whoever the rival is.Something funnyMaybe Pipsqueak.
>>13588732>FilenameHey now, I bet that orange pone is totally up for sexual
>>13588739>that chespin evolution
>>13588763You know that won't show up, right? You need to Anonymous 0 Anonymous 0 Anonymous 0 Anonymous 0 Anonymous 0 Anonymous 0 Anonymous 0 Anonymous 0 Anonymous 0 Anonymous 0 Anonymous 0 Anonymous 0 Anonymous 0 Anonymous 0 Anonymous 0 Anonymous 0 Anonymous 0 Anonymous 0 Anonymous 0 Anonymous 0 Anonymous 0 Anonymous 0
>in /sp/ game thread>anon's picture gets swapped with celestiaI hope moot never fixes this.
>>13588767>using legendarieswhat a fucking bitch
>>13588663>he does not know that MLPG/ is a /b/ refugee nowit's been like that for years, nigga...
>>13588767Get that uber shit out of here
>>13588776Aaaaand 4chan auto-removes multiple spaces, so that doesn't work either.
>>13588776whats the 0 for?
>>13588741Fucking food dragon thingsI want to eat themPost the one that was some kind of chocolate dessert
>>13588773he is a chesnut, what did people expect?
>>13588779Link
LIKE THE LEGEND OF THE PHOENIX
>>13588754Sweetie Belle. Humanized and age accurate
>>13588786>>13588799I thought Fire and Grass but that seemed less fitting for All powerful sun princess.
>>13588767>legendary themed
>>13588792>that feel when this is true
>>13588739Pokemon is dumb. My waifu plays monster hunter instead.>>13588768>he will never fill every cavity of your body with warm orange cream flavored marshmallow pony semen while gently licking your face and nuzzling you>his massive girth displacing every coil of intestine and bringing you to the edge of orgasm with every thrust
>>13588805Highlight the 'Anonymous' and the first 0 of the post date. That way you don't get any instances of people just saying 'anonymous' in their posts.
>>13588806I dont have it. I just thought that adorable guy would be great when someone talked about pancakes
>>13588821>solarbeam>not fitting for a SUN princess
>>13588819>humanized faggotMy first pone fap was to real mares first
>>13588754Rainbow Dash
>>13588819Picture, or fic?
>>13588732I like how you put my name first.Its funny because your reason is the same reason my name is so obnoxious
My first pony fap was girly mac
>>13588663Sup
>>13588754oppai loli Sweetie Belle
>>13588768You mean male Applejack?
>>13588825>My waifu plays monster hunter instead.Why not both? Fucking Japan gets MH4 and XY a month apart.
>>13588811>>>/sp/39934174
>>13588754loli humanized cmc
>>13588821>fire types>existingkek
>>13588881>that thread practically implodes
>tfw I'm the type of namefag every namefag should know
Let us all get trips.
>>13588859why is submissive feminine big mac so sexy
>>13588836Well yeah, but they aren't exactly offensive champions. I mean fitting in terms of power.>>13588896Didn't GenIV have the monkey and Rapidash and that was it?
>>13588902Anonymous is as popular as popular can be
>>13588874My brony-tier 99% fanon waifu doesn't have the patience for proper EV training or nuzlocke runs, anon.
>>13588925It's a joke on how little fire types are there. Gen4 had it really bad though.
>>13588926Making his mark, making his mark as a non-celebrity
>>13588881I hope this never changes.
>>13588911He's just a big, soft-spoken cutie that you want to dress up and cuddle and take on dates and tease until he's a quivering, moaning, sweating hunk of stallion on the floor.
>>13588928Well good thing EV training can be done as a minigame in XY.
>>13588957Huh, really?I might actually consider it
>>13588844http://i.imgur.com/OtKyfaq.jpgReal mares are more attractive than ponies
>>13588940He shitposts and shitposts, doesn't discuss the show, yeah
>>13588881Oh god that's hilarous
>>13588969Yeah, Super Training. Look it up.
Here's the request.
>>13588971SO FUCKING TIGHT UNFis there a video?
>>13588957Maybe if they keep making progress like this, online wont be filled with pokemon with EV that came from some internet site instead of doing it manually
>>13588905Yes, let us harken back to days of old MLPG, before the Great Sundering, where everyone had trips and names
Not really related to much of anything, but what kind of name/terminology is "the upper crust" anyway?Nobody cares about the upper crust of the pie. A lot of pies go without it. It's whatever fills the bulk of the pie that people want. They don't name the pie after the different kinds of crust/upper crust. They name it after the filling with possibly an afterthought given to the upper crust as in the case of the Dutch Apple or Lemon Meringue
>>13588983h-horns are touching
>>13588849picture
>>13588983NOW KISS
>>13588983>Blueblood is a pad playerlel
>>13588983
>>13588990Yeah, but it's a payvid, it's a caledonian-nv video. There's a few of their vids I've found via torrent, but I lost all my good beast a few years ago when my laptop shit the bed. I always back up now, nothing has been more painful than losing years worth of rare beast from sites that no longer exist.
>>13589009Link to it?
>>13589004I think it's more related to the upper crust of bread. The entire phrase is rather stupid. Best go with "upper class."
>>13588983>>13588983>tfw this was my request from a while ago>completely forgot about it>just popped in before bed to see what was upyou're a good drawperson and today is a good day
>>13588990http://www.caledonian-nv.com/movie/94/It's this one I think, I know it's one of the Pixie vids
>>13588994PokeTransfer and PokeBank was made to flush out hacked Pokemon.
#2U:f35v.#$f.n&ASL#Gx!K0l&V#[\%i`/TG#篦ﾊ斌22黴
>>13589058Aww, thanks anon.
>>13589048Something like this pose for pillows right?
>>13589063wat
>>13589063???
>>13589063Some kind of trip code?
>>13589063these insulting tripcodes or something?
>>13589063huh?
>>13589004>>13589048It actually doesn't have anything to do with baking, per se. At the time the term began to be used for the aristocracy, it had previously been in use to refer to, for instance, one's headwear, and also the top surface of the Earth (as opposed to the layers buried underneath the crust).So bascially, the implication of the phrase is to mean the "top" of society. The upper crust.
>>13589063>#$f.n&ASLTest
>>13589014>blueblood
>>13589063It has /tg/ in it, it has to be good.
>>13589071or more like this
>>13589082>asergal>>13589090>furfagcums
>>13588971http://i.imgur.com/Yc6V1X4.jpgmare pussy is perfect
>>13589063>#篦ﾊ斌22黴What?
>>13589063>#$f.n&ASLwoo
>>13589098That's not quite true.In the olden days the softest, most edible part of the bred crust was the top.
>>13588886>>13588819>>13588865u wot m8s
>>13589090Hahaha
>>13588983Blueblood is too smallHe needs to be roughly 25% larger
>>13589125Loli is fucking awesome, man. Don't knock it till you've tried it.
APPLES APPLES HIPS
>>13589123>The term 'upper crust' didn't in fact come to be used figuratively to refer to the aristocrary until the 19th century. The earliest citation that I can find of the term with that meaning is in Slang: A Dictionary of the Turf, by John Badcock, 1823:>"Upper-crust - one who lords it over others, is Mister Upper- crust.">The term had previously been used to refer to the outer crust of the Earth's surface and, more frequently, a person's head or hat. That latter use was still in use when the 'aristocracy' meaning was coined, as is shown by this entry from an edition of Grose's Classical Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue, which was published in the same year as the above reference, 1823:>...but to hear it from the chaffer [mouth] of a rough and ready costard-monger, ogling his POLL from her walker [feet] to her upper crust [head].>The 'Earth's surface' and 'head/hat' meanings connect 'upper crust' with 'top' and there's every reason to believe that our present application of the term to members of society is another use of that same metaphor. The connection between the 'upper crust' of society and the upper crust of loaves of bread is fanciful.
>>13588983Blueblood needs to look less like shining armor.
HotSweatyHorseplay
>>13589153Wikipedia a shit
>>13588971http://i.imgur.com/KwJewJg.gifI've come ot the point where I can actually admit to wanting to have sex with a mare without feeling guilty
Horns licking
Think of your favorite historical figurethat person is now the ambassador for humanity and is scheduled to have tea with celestia, how will it go?
>>13589175#lewd
>>13589175LEWD
>>13589175pent uphorngasms
>>13589180I think I'll do alright.
>>13589138>>13589156Let me see what I can do.
>>13589106HNG
>>13589175that's a good word
>>13589180>hitlerThey're going to be best friends for sure.>so you say that some of your humans have problems being friends with eachother?>ja, zo to prevent ze war, i moved half ze humans zomevere else!>and i zink that everyone should haff a pride in their people and be a friend to alle, ja>I must say, I did not expect a race of carnivores to be so pleasant and admirable.
>>13589106WHOA THERE
Who wants Stram?>Chronicle>The Tick (Live Action Series)>Sweeney Todd (Tim Burton ver)>Scott Pilgrim vs. The World>ParanormanWhat to stram?
>>13589180Was Bach a pleasent person to be around?I don't think he'd be able to suspend his disbelief long enough for any kind of talks to occur.
>>13589180I thought of Carl Sagan at first, honestly, but I don't have a picture of him so here's somebody else I imagine would do rather well>>13589191I don't know if you count as 'historical', anon
>>13589238what if two dashes?
>>13589241Paranorman
>>13589241Scott Pilgrim vs. The World please
i heard we were shitting on tripfags againfucking queers
>>13589246Bach was literally autistic
>>13589180Lincoln.Shit that's actually pretty good. Pony/human alliance confirmed.
>>13589246I forget who it was, either Mozart or Bach, but he loved shit jokes. Who doesn't love a good shit joke?
>>13589247History is made everyday baby!
>>13589251
>>13589246I don't know, but he was deafhope Celestia is telepathic. Or rather, not.Guy beat the shit out of an oboe player once, I heard
>>13589241SPvtW
>>13589262Fuck tripfags, they don't do shit.
>>13589247I exist in history. You made no further specifications for qualifications.
>>13589278Wasn't Beethoven the deaf one?
>>13589251Aw yiss
>>13589274I think mozart had a scat fetish.
>>13589279>>13589261Two for Edgar Wright vs. Hipsters>>13589255One for Best Horror Movie of 2012
>>13589180I thought of H.P.Lovecraft. We're good.
>>13589283>replying to somebody replying to a post as though they made the first postplease stop confusing me
>>13589278>deafAnon...please.
>>13589281Trips in charge of working
>>13589246http://www.bach-cantatas.com/Topics/Personality.htmhe was short on temper it seems
>>13589295https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mozart_and_scatologyyeah it was Mozart, he wanted to bang his cousinI had a hot cousin too, can't blame the guy
>>13589241>>13589241>>13589241Final call for vote
>>13589287>>13589305Bah, mixed 'em up.So sue me, they've got names that start with the same letter.
>>13589312I expected that, I'd actually read it before.Didn't help that he was deeply religious.
>>13588881I love when this happens.Especially with DJ Acid pics.
>>13589273Once Celestia stops giggling at his comically nasally voice.
>>13589322Their compositions are worlds apart in terms of structure though.
>>13589334did you know neanderthals had ridiculously high pitched voices despite looking like gorillamen?it's probably why we killed them.
>>13589334That's even better. It helps ease any tension there would be.
>>13589354Sauce?That's pretty funny
>>13589333http://31.media.tumblr.com/d5a6b24d21d293707afc23bd5c1ad00c/tumblr_mslrhuDDcC1ra5gfio1_r1_1280.png
>>13589354I can't imagine Nephilim had high pitched voices though.
>>13589375blahmin size or bust
>>13589354>celestia wants to preserve a dying race of friendly, peaceful looking humans in the face of disaster at the hands of warlike ones>they get to equestria>start squealing about pony cuddles>INTO THE EARTH THEY GO
>>13589381Nephilim were just normal, tall, hunter gatherers freaking the fuck out of malnourished peasants living in early cities.
MLPG I feel like im on cloud 9Where is the stream?
>>13589375That ballsack and ass are pretty unf.
>>135893847ft.
>>13589375There is no way she's lubricated enough for that.
>>13589180>Vincent Van Gogh>"Would you like a hug?"
>tfw try to take a break drawing using pomodoro technique>don't know how to take a break without using the computer
>>13589420Would you snuggle up to a 7 foot tall Acid?Would you worship her superior cock?
>>13589138I couldn't really make him bigger so I tried to imply Rarity was standing up taller than he was.>>13589156Changed his hair a bit.Does it look better?
>>13589440UNF
http://nsfw-comix.com/nsfw428.htm
Well this just in my computer is refusing to read the disc for Scott Pilgrim.Going to try a few other DVDs and see whether or not the drive is completely fucked for movies.
acidfaggots should be dragged into the street and shot in a ditch
>>13589449ok
>>13589063Whose trips are these?
acid a shitamazon celestia forever
>>13589420perfect size
>>13589375Why isnt there ever any penetration
>>13589466Wait wait waitThat doesnt make any sense. How do you shoot someone in a ditch if they are in the street? Or are you stuffing them in a canon and shooting them into a ditch?
>>13589484how can a pony be an amazon
>>13589449
>>13589443now her rear legs are longer than her front onesjust have he stand on a box instead
>>13589492you drag them out of their beds into the street, then into a ditch so the bullets don't make chips in the road
where is the stream you tectonic dick lords of shit world
>>13589509hahaahhaha
>>13589509UNF
>>13589436That's adorable.van Gogh was like, the epitome of depressed draw-people
>>13589511Then why not just drag them to the ditch? The street seems like the middle man here
>tfw we will never travel the stars and awe younger civilizations>tfw we will never encounter little sentient ponies and gain companions for life
>>13589514Stream of what?
>>13589448Good boy.You'll make a good cocksleeve for her.
>>13589035the megasweet one with Sweetie Belle and Soarin
>>13589436Aw man.
Sweetie Belle is growing up! What do you get this pony for her birthday?
>>13589443Blueblood's head is pretty much horse shaped, he doesn't have anything resembling a vertical forehead.
>>13589549penis
>>13589534Yeah, he really was>"H-here. I drew this for you. I know you probably don't like it. You can have it for free."
>>13589544
>>13589534
>>13589540There's a pony out there waiting for you, Anonymous.Be hers. Make her yours.
>>13589509life-like texture ;_;
>>13589571I want that Dixiehorse to sit on my face
>>13589549a gift card for sugarcube corner, can't go wrong with that
>>13589549A karaoke machine.
>>13589549I don't know.What are girls into at that age, they've grown out of dolls.An iPod or something?
>>13589542unf nanaki unf
>>13589213>english languageit's all horses!
Pony wants to listen to your music slab thingy.
>>13589540>younger civilizations destroy themselves in front of us or never progress because of limitations on intelligence>we resort to giving the ones that live on hands up, like "magic", because we like them so much>one inhabited planet is next to a dying sun that could go nova or destroy it with sloughed off plasma at any moment>we drag it away and put it in our own solar system>mess up, it's tidally locked with the sun>teach the magical ones how to rotate their planet>crisis averted
>>13589549What every little girl wants: a pony
>>13589625Fine. Fuck knows if pony hasn't loaded it all with her own music by now.
>>13589595>>13589600That's good choices!>>13589608Beauty products. I'm sure Sweetie would be wanting to emulate her sis that she looks up to so much.
>>13589625There's no music on it, I've never paid for any.Though if she was going to listen to it based on my tastes it would be filled with classical music and some Stevie Wonder.
>>13589307>10 character tripwhat the actual fuck
>>13589625I'll throw it into the seabatteries are fried in it anyway
>>13589571yea yea, i just looked it up again, and i'm confused too. It must have been the idea, and not the actual art.
>>13589569>Fluttershy meets him>she notices the bandage on his head>"Oh dear! are you alright?">"Huh? Oh yeah. I was feeling sad and thought this would surprise this girl I liked. It didn't really work out.">"I'm sorry.">Vincent slowly gets on his knees and ays down, face down in the dirt>Fluttershy doesnt know what to do and is quiet for a long time>"Do.....would you like some apple juice or something?">"....yes please, that would be nice."
>>13589641This would be the hardest part of basically being 'the old ones.'Watching younger races destroy themselves. But just imagine if humanity ends up being the ancient protectors.
>>13589641>Humans make frequent visits to their new neighbours, but only in bioengineered native bodies>Some even take up permanent residence>Entire families go and stay>Human culture gradually seeps into their society>They never learn that humans actually exist
>>13589541I was told someone was going to stream a movieWHERE IS IT MLPGWHERE IS THE MOVIE EGGMAN
>>13589643They want to be a princess, anon.Then they can get a pony anyway.
>>13589641>implying the planet, or its inhabitants, would survive the cosmic towing>implying we'd have enough cryopods for an entire planet's worth of creatures>Implying we won't build an ark capable of housing all of them, but it ends up being half the size of the planet>once transported, it will be converted to a mobile space station on a mission of science and discovery>also armed to the teeth because fuck going in with our metaphorical pants down>Battle Planets become a reality
>>13589681And then immigration is outlawed right before your pony body is finished
>>13589683http://twilightlicio.us/streams/
>>13589681>all bioengineered native bodies reject mental habitation>the minds are shunted into the formless void and the bodies wander around with animal intellect until they die
>>13589699I'd be fine with watching and protecting them from space, orbiting their planet and stopping outside threats.
>>13589693>species capable of towing planets>not having enough cryopods
>>13589611who the fuck is nanaki
>>13589721A fictional sergal cannibal rapist warlord from trancy mick's vilous novella.
>>13589504Better?>>13589557I actually toned down the length of the nose because I thought it looked weird. It's harder to show the nose from this angle.
>>13589721Final Fantasy VII character, also known as Red XIII
>>13589715>capable of building the Titanic>not enough life rafts
>>13589715For every single creature on the planet, great and small? Imagine the poor bastard stuck hunting down the bugs to put into their little cryo-matchboxes.
>>13589732MANLIER
So as it turns out my computer is fucking retarded and cannot read DVDs with its DVD drive.All previous options off the table, here is the list of what I actually have on my computer right this instant.Dredd (2012)The Disappearance of Haruhi SuzumiyaAvatar: The Last Airbender + S1 of KorraChuunibyou demo Koi ga Shitai!Daily Lives of Highschool BoysEpisodes 51-64 of FMA BrotherhoodSquid Girl S1 and S2 + OVASamurai Pizza CatsEvangelion 3.33Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney the MovieEquestria GirlsThe Transformers: The Movie (1986)NEW VOTE
It's very amusing to watch you fantasize about protecting us. Sweet, too, in your naivete.
>>13589731badass>>13589734supergay nerdshit
>>13589761>picking anything other than Samurai Pizza Cats
>>13589761They made an Ace Attorney movie?
>>13589732A little bit, 3-4 more books will level the legs out
>>13589767something something Snow Whitesomething yev-ruu
>>13589761I've never seen Samurai Pizza Cats, but I've fapped to plenty.Maybe I should finally watch it. I vote for that.
I should stop drinking, every time I get drunk I want to jack off to ponies so bad
Pony is a creation of human. Pony can not interact with human, because pony only exists in the dreams of human. If pony knew human was real, pony would probably cease existing.
>>13589781YesThe subs I have on the file I got are a little wonky but still good enough to watch.
>>13589767>Technology>magicOh Celestia, you underestimate mechanical ingenuity.
>>13589804So what, you don't want to jack off to ponies when you aren't drunk?
>>13588322the fuck's a dakimakura
>>13589807>>13589781And here I thought you were talking about To Kill A Mockingbird.
>>13589756>>13589783Meh, gonna chalk it up to inexperience. I'm tired of working on this. I already drew Blueblood way too small.
>>13589812some kind of ancient blade
>>13589767Yeah, I don't give a shit how powerful you are.You'd be powerless against outside threats. Anything from space can kill them instantly.
>>13589761Sammurai Pizza Cats it is.Hang on while I get things set up.Maybe after a few episodes we could do the Ace Attorney movie.
>>13589811jacking off is a weird thing. The prospect of beating my penis like it stole something doesn't appeal to me quite often
>>13589812body pillow with pictures of your waifu on both sidesso people can hug them in bed
>>13589812>not being up to speed on your moonspeakIt's a body pillow with a lewd pillowcase in most situations.Otherwise used as a waifu pillow.
>>13589808Twilight sparkle is the only magic user in equestria that's a god of all tradesher special talent is being the best at magicEven celestia can only do generic spells (beams, shields, teleportation) and magic related to her special talent. Just dodge the beams and don't worry about the planet's rotation ceasing, because it would kill her too.
>>13589808Oh, I've watched you pursue your endless dead ends, and I'll continue to watch you go down those same roads.
Hey, my Derpy had some Derpies. Anybody want a Derpy?
>>13589846Cool headcanon
>>13589846>Twifags
>>13589804>poor as shit tier beer
>>13589811It's not as good>>13589834>>13589834>beating my penis like it stole somethingyou should be more gentle, nice and slow strokes feel much better than death grips
>>13589831>Open folder to pull up first episode>Only two episodes left in the folder are the damaged ones I left in there when I transfered the rest to my external hardriveGOD FUCKING DAMMIT.Okay, Pizza Cats is off the table for now. Another night.
>>13589806pone says fuck youpone CHIM'd
>>13589761Shit, this reminds me I forgot to watch Into Darkness tonight.Oh well, tomorrow.
this is the most boring hfy yet
>>13589860>taking longer than 5 minutes>using lotioni don't have time for either. Death grips it is
>>13589856I want the scrunchy Derpy.
>>13589715At that point you would perform some kind of planet-wide cryostasis. Something that happens instantly or nearly instant.>>13589680>>13589681The idea of "The Old Ones" of some planet being a technologically advanced that grew jaded through its immortality and inability to help these tiny races that flash in and out of existence and only feeling right to gently try to mold them as a humble, careful observer is a great story idea.
>>13589859If you bother to get drunk off beer, it's the only economical decision. I could buy a handle of vodka for $10 but beer hurts my liver less.
>>13589851You'll never be as effective a killing machine as the human race.Which makes us perfect candidates for your protection or rulers.
>>13589806But pony does know that human is real.
>>13589851>look at us we're so stable and peaceful, we never destroy ourselvesdo you know what we call that? boringyou're boring, ponynow excuse us while we blow up our old planet because we found a new one
>>13589887yeah, i remember reading that story before
>>13589837...i want to see this so-called "trixie manchild pillow" then
FUCK ITWE ACE ATTORNEY MOVIE NOWlivestream.com/thirdcitadelENJOY THE JAP CAMP
>>13589856I want the overly excited one in the back.
>>13589851This doesn't sound like Celestia at all.OOC as fuck.
>>13588322>Not posting a picture
http://superhotgame.com/
>>13589932still terrible
>>13589914YOU MANIACS, WE'RE STILL ON THIS PLANET! YOU BLEW UP THE WRONG ONE! DARN YOU ALL!!!
>>13589934OOC Celestia talking to OOC humans? How could this not happen?
>>13589922What story? You post a title or an author right now, nigger.
>>13589887It would be the greatest thing humanity could become.
>>13589927What tricks would you teach pone?
>>13589956And something humanity never would.
>>13589939>people actually found this hard
>>13589951So Celestia suddenly for some inexplicable reason became a condescending cunt?
>>13589936I can only show you so much, Anon.https://derpibooru.org/429309
When did you last masturbate to ponies
>>13589948oh well
>>13589970Yeah I know.We'll most likely die on our planet from nuclear war or some shit.
>>13589977Unf.I'd breed that.
>>13589967Sucking dick and winking on command
>>13589980Yesterday I think.
>>13589973Same reason why this "benevolent" techological singularity of humans suddenly started shit-talking its "protectorate".Because it's really just two nerds arguing on the Internet.
All I wanted is to wake up to a pony and hug it...
>>13589966Why the long face shiny
>>13589997Oh well, something will live on in a life after us.Animals do pretty well, those living in Chernobyl are surprisingly resilient.
>>13589977>anthrough
>>13589971You're lying, right?
>>13589980When I showered today. Hyper futa Twilight dominating Celestia and kept mockingly saying how naughty she was as she begged for it.
>>13590011wat
>>13589997>>13589970Misanthropy sucksI see the future as something cooler, but still shitty. A grim, dark future where there is only capitalism. One where life suffers galaxywide in the name of profit.Jewhammer, degree in grimdark, 300k starting.
>>13589997There probably won't even be an explosion when we all go. It'll all just be a whimper and we'll roll over.
>>13590010Mine was a few weeks ago, I took a break because I was getting bored of it. I've had some sexy as fuck dreams since then, one wet dream. I could feel the orgasm in my dream but when I woke up I was dry, didn't bust in my pants.
Anon stop staring at my butt you perv.
>>13589980like 6 minutes ago
>>13590057cyberpunk in space pls
>>13590060A small portion dies from the initial blasts.Everyone else goes from the radiation.
>>13590034how dare the human form show itself in my poniesi only fuck animals, not like those disgusting furfag freaks. they have something wrong with them.
>>13589980...Right now, be right back.
>>13590053I have some nice leisurely faps before work, been late a few times because I sat down and decided to edge
>>13590068I'll stop staring and start fucking.
>>13590078>fucking animals>not fucking Poniesgross
>>13590089You try and I'll make you walk funny for a week.
>>13590057>my legion of ultrabankers buys out the building you were going to open a new tauburger in and makes it into a competing burger joint>jokes on you, the building's not up to code. enjoy your closure.>i roll for bribing the inspectors
>>13590096You'll be walking funny for a week, too.
>>13589977i dont even care its anthroi guess i'm a trixiefag now
>>13589977>scappogross
If you fap to anthro, you might as well fap to sergals. And that's terrible.
>>13589977This isn't as appealing as I was lead to believe. Meh/10.
>>13590017I remember Sony patenting something that would supposedly cause visual and audio hallucinations by directly beaming them into your brain to process them.I can't see that being a thing, but I'm still rooting for augmented reality becoming a thing. Interactive beings you can see and hear wearing the appropriate headware or being in earshot of a speaker that you can otherwise interact with by just talking to it.>Someday Rainbow Dash will check whose at the door for you.
>>13590124Awww.I wanna pinch her cheeks.
>>13590112This bothers me a great deal.
I wish I could have a pony virtual assistant
>>13590114>not fapping to sergals>not wanting to fuck a titless, assless alien wolfraptor with a snake in its vagina
>>13590124>white
>>13590124I want to throw it into a woodchipper for being white instead of black you fucking racist stop oppressing meg
>>13590141I wish I could have a pony assistant.
>>13589997nuclear war isn't all that likely, honestly. none of the people with large enough nuclear stockpiles to make it happen have zero interest in seeing their fiefdoms turn to ash. even if it did, it'd probably just polish off a few hundo million and leave the northern hemisphere in abject misery for the next hundred+ years. so you don't really have to worry about thatanyway though we're definitely never going to make it to space because getting anywhere worth getting to is like a 400 year journey through cosmic rays that the curiosity rover's radiation equipment confirmed is even worse than we anticipated it being.
>>13590141What would you do with it?
>>13590124That's a cute little zebra spawn.Would send to school and pack lunches for.
>>13590124I'd like to be a satyr if I could have neat eye colors like that.
>>13590124ITS CUTE DO MORE SATYRE
>>13590123>Someday in the future>Fluttershy would slowly wake up>Rarity will help you to choose what clothes are the best for this days>As you eat breakfast made by AJ Rainbow Dash tells you the weather and Twilight your schedule>Pinkie makes your day start with a smile before you leve
Wow, not many people interested in Ace Attorney movie.
>>13590148What color would you rather her be.
>>13590174>shaving your huevos
>>13590124Who's the father?
>>13590183Green with purple stripes.
>>13590069I...I'm sorry, everything's foggy right now. I'm having trouble remembering.You're...so beautiful. I guess...I must have been pledging my service...my love, to you, my Queen
>>13590183purple
>>13590177are they farting in his helmet
>>13590124>whitein my headcanon human minituffs is asian
>>13590183I think I would an EG tuffs
>>13590174
>>13590069You're not gonna eat me are youYou wouldn't like me, I'm fatteningPlus I'd shit myself when I die
http://i.imgur.com/dEVizhx.jpghttp://imgur.com/a/Gve01
>>13590237You wouldn't die anon.You'd be just her love battery
>>13590162>>13590148Milk chocolate flavor for the racist anons
7ft DJ Acid.
>>13590253As long as I'm not a zombieI guess being used is better than being alone
>>13590207>>13590253>anon dies an agonizing death, his bones breaking and his flesh twisting, burning, dying and living again>his mangled, half mutated corpse offends even the queen>note to future chrysalis: changeling corruption only works on ponies>specifically natural born ponies
>>13590260Cute. Now darker!
>>13590260Now add stripes.
>Rarity hatches a plan to separate AJ and her hat so she can finally have a chance at her
>>13590267poor little white human
>>13590252who the hell even is this
>>13590276
>>13590294That's pinkie pie.
>>13590179Yes. Yes they will. And this will be good.>>13590165>>13590141What -would- you do with it? Would you carry a little Twilight in your pocket? Some kind of card that, when your lense sees, makes you see a Twilight? A Twilight that your glasses shows is smiling and happy to see you. If others are nearby look at your card they'll request information from yours to see the generated creation. They'll hear you ask Twilight when the summer solstice is then she'll poof a book, speed read it and shut it then turn to you and tell you your answer.I mentioned this before, but I could still see the potential of a 'virtual butler' kind of computer interface, where your UI is a virtual person who you talk to, who gets you things, reminds you of things, etc. Basically a secretary.
>>13590114I jack off to beast, what the fuck now niggahttp://i.imgur.com/qu1ESmt.jpg
>>13590252This shit is like meme level now
>>13590294Pinkie Pie with some whipped cream
>>13590297>night time>pitch black>look over>see those eyes floating there>she smiles
There are millions of bacteria living inside you right now.
>>13590260>not giving her traditional ethnic garbsMT are you secretly a racist
>>13590301No this is Patrick
>MT wants her satyr to be a cute little white girl>darkerguys pls
>>13590326Try trillions, anon.
>>13590321>and walks out of the shadows>skin white as a bone>trying and failing to dance thriller
>>13590306what animal is that?
>>13590326They work in conspiracy with your skeleton against you.
>>13590321>realize its her>MT PLEASE NO TACO BELL IM TRYING TO SLEEP
>>13590297>>13590329I am not.
>>13590306what if you filtered and bottled a mare's sexual juices
>>13590326I eat yogurt all of the timeThere's a ton on my skin tooIt's just whatever
>>13590326>tfw you have a staph infection right nowI hate you Anon
>>13590304Man I'd have Rarity, Twilight and Sweetie at all times with meAnd home I'd have all the important characters...that wouldn't interact in any way since they're just virtual assistants that appear only when you look at the card...
>>13590351that's some juicy mare pussyhttp://www.pornsocket.com/media-gallery/3781-mare-giving-blowjob.html
>>13590358Aw yeah gotta get me some of that chocolate loving.
>>13590353
>>13590367>tfw you have staph and salmonella peacefully living all over your body>tfw you're like a battle planet with germs instead of people
>>13590391>chris rock will never battle germs and save your life
>>13590391Osmosis Jones?
>>13590382Bone marrow and heart are actually pretty tasty, especially red marrow.
>>13590367mail me your pain medication
>>13590368The technology is there, Anon. People just have to piece it together. What's to say you can't someday share hallucinations of ponies with all your friends? You could sit around with virtual ponies, get drunk, make cupcakes and watch really terrible movies. Some computer in your closest would be monitoring your alcohol intake, computing the ponies position and generating a pony in your field of view based on where you are from the sensors in your house.
>>13590413I saw a picture of a bone cracked open and seasoned, marrow ready for the eatingit looked disgusting but I'd try it
>>13590382>not putting bones in your mouthbut anon, this is MLPGyou're supposed to be gay.
>>13590413Isn't marrow really good for you, too?
>"Shh, every pony hide, here comes Anon!"
>>13590444Too late>>13590252
I want to sleep, but I can't sleep.
>>13590444>"is he going to eat us? like he did with sweetie belle?">"no, that was an accident, remember? she was hiding in a bag of marshmallows, he had no way of knowing"
>>13590358>giving a proud black little lady who don't need to white man a white man's dressNOT MAKING A GOOD ARGUMENT FOR YOURSELF MT
>>13590444Pinkie is terrible at hiding.
>"Man am I glad to be home. After the news about my heart condition it'll do me some good to relax without any startling events."
praise the moons
>>13590474
>>13590463I want to be a pony, but I can't be a pony.
I am posting a pony.
>>13590124I want to pinch her cheek so much
>>13590476Brown bag special.
>>13590253>>13590265Can you imagine how wonderful it would be? Once you've given yourself to her, you'll get to be head-over-heels in love every single day.Living every single moment of every single day in blissful servitude to your beloved queen.
I didn't see you at the pep rally anon, where's your school spirit?
>>13590444>"But Pinkie...Anon was here the whole time."
>>13590442Yesit's healthy to crack open the bones of your enemies and suck them dry. unfortunately our edible enemies are very hard to defeatsee: the emu
>>13590493That ain't no pony.
>>13590358Is that her as a satyr or an offspring?
>>13590506In my pants
Your appointment with Luna should be finalized within the week. I have already discussed the matter with Celestia.
>>13590509That's just the Australians being idiots
>>13590426>FluttershyAI is supposed to wake Anon up>He went to bed late last night and isn't reacting at all>"Um.. Anon, you really need to get up... you were supposed to get up ten minutes ago... you're going to be late...">She spends ten minutes just talking to you, pleading you to get out of bed.>She leaves defeated>"ANOOOOOOOOOON!" Pinkie Pie comes in playing all the instruments. She turns your radio on, the lights turn on, your bed starts vibrating (you didn't know it could do that).>She trips and all her virtual instruments knock around the room, falling over the stuff litering the ground>She looks up at you with a stupid grin on her face. You're definitely up now>"Your breakfast is getting cold."
>>13590506what the fuck are you
>>13590476motorboat those pearly moonsland in her sea of tranquility
>>13590511Offspring I do believe. There are other flavors above, since anon is determined to make a racist of me.
Yeah, if you could turn in those pone reports, that'd be great...
Growing up easy for a unicorn, their horns just get longer over time. Wings seem more complicated and ungainly even, especially if they start first before the rest of the pony.
>>13590506I was totally there, though!
>>13590540Do you want them done, or do you want them don right?
>>13590541>that oc
>>13590525Shut up. Emus are master military tacticians.
>>13590537We do it because we love you.
>>13590542OH MY GOD I WANT TO HUG THAT PANK
>>13590493Why is Kenan wearing that dress?
>>13590540give me my stapler back you filthy bitch
>>13590552YOU FAGGOTS FIRED 10000 ROUNDS AND MISSED OVER 97% of the time
http://atrylplus.tumblr.com/>atryl is having trouble choosing a style of anthro legsthey both look awful. just give them human legs goddamn.
>>13590525humans are gods of grimdark war and bloodshed amiritewe'd exterminatus the universe if we couldwe as in everyone but australia
>>13590508>an' yer datin' himBut I wanted to date Applejack.
>>13590555Well, this Pank over here wants to hug you.
>>13590506Fuck that.I never went to pep rallies.
I want to piss in Dash's mouth
>>13590580Ewww she smells like grampa
>>13590569>Not the version that had at losses Australia's DignityCome on anon
>>13590541Anything to get them to stop asking questions you don't want to answer.
>>13590526Shit nigga that would be great.
>>13590587I don't think she'd be into that. That's more Fluttershy's angle.Dash would be one to sniff your taint after a run.
>>13590589That's not a nice thing to say!
>>13590537I'm honestly just teasin'. No harm meant by it. Also I do kinda wanna see her in a different dress, that might be super qt
>>13590541>tfw Flitter/Cloudchaser will never milk the cum out of your aching balls
>>13590501But there'd always be the little voice in the back of your head saying that you're being used
>>13590551:V>>13590597>not giving out wrong answers
>>13590551I wish there were 2 different acronyms for Original Character and Original Content.
>>13590619context is enough 99% of the time
>>13590568>http://atrylplus.tumblr.com/Swap out of tits for much smaller crotch tits, widen the torso a bit (leave a hint of curves) give her her front hooves back and this gets a boner.Basically yes, give me an adorable Twilight to wake up next to.
>>13590548Yeah, I'm gonna need them by... today. I know that it's almost quitting time, but we really need those pone reports. If you could stay, that'd be great...
>>13590619But both of those apply to that picture.
>>13590542That's a cute panka
Good NightHave a brighter tomorrow.
>>13590614Eh he's a faggot anyway
>>13590618>you will never fall asleep between two zebras that just gaped your ass
>>13590618
>>13590635wow this would almost be good without the tits
>>13590637It doesn't though, Rumble was a bit character in the show. He even had a line.At best, that picture is fanon.
>>13590654why is anon a nigger?
>>13590642YOU'RE a cute Panka!
>>13590654Oh I see to get to them I have to get rid of the niggerOkay simple I buy a cage and put fried chicken and watermelons in it. After he's trapped I save Marker and Gloomy from there and take them to civilization.
>>13590663Oh just don't bother with him. He'll just say that same thing over and over again as if it makes sense.>>13590654That's one big pony.
>>13590670o-oh gosh
>>13590669The portal to Equestria is a little unstable. Sometimes you come out a different gender or race. Sometimes a completely different species. A very intelligent (and cute) unicorn is on the other side to correct any terrible anomalies. Anon took one look at his skin, grabbed his crotch and said everything checks out.
>>13590654>black dude with white guy features
>>13590614But all it takes is one look into those magnificent green eyes, and that nagging voice melts away into nothing.
>>13590669>>13590691I wish I'd have known it'd bother people this much....
>>13590714It doesn't.
>>13590714I was just joking man. I don't really care. It's a cute drawing.And if I had to choose I'd always choose green anon.
>>13590726>>13590728oh, hahaoops
>>13590714Doesn't bother me though it kind of looks like something Buckley would do.
>>13590714dont bother wasting your time caring about the opinions of the worst shit edgy /b/ kids in here who think ironic racism is still funny
>>13590741Go to sleep goat.
>>13590603I want to sniff Dash's armpits after a week of not washing
>>13590754I love it when retards like you look worse than the people you're talking about.
>>13590762Why wouldn't you wash yourself before sniffing Dash's armpits?
>>13590762I want to sniff Applejack's socks after a week of not washing and wearing the same dirty pair.but Dash's armpits seem nice too
>>13590755yeahbednight
>>13590787but 0pone
>>13590714My only complaint is that Gloomy looks massive or something.
>>13590782>tfw you'll never be Applejacks pit & foot slavehttp://i.imgur.com/PqkS3RH.jpg
>>13590782me tooI want smelly pony feet
>>13590797But she's the right size.
>>13590797She's just really aroused
>you will never make your favorite pony walk funny for a week
>>13590797Gloomy is a very big pony
I see it's night time now
>>13590848>Gloomy becomes larger the more aroused she isI--I like this idea.
>>13590815oh look dicks!
>>13590881she isn't for sexual, anon.
How does the princess of the night react to night time MLPG?
oh fuck I'm gonna cum Twilight
>>13590860>You will never share so many fetishes with pony that she just can't look her parents in the eye anymore.
>>13590891Don't cum Twilight that's not healthy
>>13590888I know, I know!And yet....It hits me right in the fetish.
>>13590881>Go out of town on business for a week>Come back to her stuck in a doorway>She's been magicking herself food and water for 2 days now
>>13590860What if you gave her mittens?
>>13590910
>>13590914There's a scene in a furry TF text game like that.
if you're still awake thanks world order anon, they are all awesome
>>13590914>Having to crawl under your waifu and fist her to get her our>It only shrinks her just enough to get her out of the doorway
>>13590972no prob
>>13590815This made me more aroused than I feel like it should have.
How big a slut is your favorite pony?
womp womp late request timemothpone preferred
>>13591029I don't have a favorite.
>>13591032Moth pony eating one of Rarity's sweaters
>>13591029She's a slut that's too afraid to go out sluttingLike me
>>13591032Draw invisible pony.
>>13591032Draw giant Gloomy.
>>13591032Mothpone shaking a light bulb asking why it isn't on.
>>13590927This pic is really adorable.
>>13591029She's a pure maiden
>>13591032I keep requesting itSweetie defending a scared mothpony from Rarity who has an oversized bug spray
>>13591029She seems more interested in her friends and her books.Honestly, with that great of a social life, she doesn't have the need for a good fuck. I just have to hope if I visit the library often enough she'll get to know me and I can become her friend.
>>13591075I like the idea that Twilight becomes really slutty once she gets tipsy.
>>13591032seems like mothpone x Rarity is the pairing of the night
>>13590888She's not for casual sexual.She's for deep, trusting lovemaking in a secure, intimate relationship.
I'm going to impregnate a chubby Sluttershy.
I want to masturbate. Share your fetishes and let us be lewd.
>>13591105My fetish is pony.
>>13591105I want you to cease typing.
>>13591105sex with pon
>>13591055HAH funny joke
ha ha, time for some unfYou will never spend an evening at the Gala with your waifu and then go around canterlot just enjoying the activitiesYou'll never spend an nice afternoon at the lake skipping rocks while talking about EarthYou'll never show your waifu your favorite games or showsYou will never attend a Royal WeddingYou will never see the wonderbolts performing absolute wonderous feats of pony aero gymnastics while the Equestrian sun setting and casting a brilliant light over cloudsdale
>>13590918that's kind of a dick move
>>13591105DicksI just love dicksTell me how big your dick is
>>13591128But it's fucking hilarious.
>>13591134Slightly below average.
>>13591121WHOAw-would she like it
>>13591127that was good for waifu reasons
>>13591127The 3rd one isn't that great. The forth one is mehThe others?I just want to spend time with her...Just that...
>>13591127Thanks, now I have to go masturbate.
>>13591141my fetish is my partner enjoying it
>>13591127>You'll never fuck her in the bathroom>You'll never fuck her on the lakeside>You'll never show her CoC and fuck her once she gets horny>You'll never fuck her in the bathrooms again>You'll never fuck her behind the bleachers
>>13591141>>13591153consensual loving sex with the one you love
>>13591140ManDisappointingYou've stopped me from masturbating tonightI hope you're happy
>>13591147You'll never hold her hoovesYou'll never know what her mane feels like
>>13591153
>>13591179I am.
>>13591179But it's the truth. There's nothing I can do about it.
nichijou stram in ~30 minsget hype
>>13591159>CoCcall of the cutie?
>>13591236Yes.
>>13591045Bam. The invisible pony. Caught outside during winter. Really, the formula didn't work out the way you'd think it did; you can never get rid of the pupils, because they have to be able to absorb light. Otherwise you would be blind.
>>13591139Now every pony can be a unicorn.
UNFUNFUNFhttp://www.fimfiction.net/story/125734/1/soarin-the-butt/fellatio-can-make-your-day-but-sodomy-can-make-your-hole-weak
>>13591227Make it 45? I still got a movie that hasn't finished stramming yet.
>>13591253>open>page down>"fists"Nope
>>13591256oh, shit, yeah sure
>>13591045Spoopy
>>13591248thats weird, you're weird anon
>>13590918
>>13591253>soarini cant like this character. he was too much of an idiot on the show
>>13591250>>13591270Wonderful.
>>13591270>>13591250
>>13591236>Start as a cute mare who specializes in petunias. >End up as a ten foot tall futa alicorn batpony with mega crotch tits who specializes in vore and scat
>>13591313You know, any pony race can become an alicorn.What would a crystal pony alicorn or a bat pony alicorn or a changeling alicorn look like?
good-end Lottie is adorable, but god, breaking her is the hottest thing ever.
just testing
We must revive the horse! POST PRINCESSES!
>>13591329No. Only pegasi and unicorns. Someday if earth pony wishes really hard and saves all of Equestria with her ability to shit out really good fertilizer she might ascend to unicorn. But that's it. This is canon.
>>13591345>LottieI like you, anon
>>13591346Okay.
>>13591279Otachi is mai waifu
>>13588408holy shit thats a pretty horse
>>13591355
>>13591361But Applejack and Pinkie Pie are going to become alicorns, it's canon.
Does human Snails have a fat 18 incher?
>>13591381...just Luna?
>>13591367i just wish that faggot would work on CoC occasionally nowadays. not saying he can't do TITS too, just... finish what you start, man.
>>13591389No shit! It's so cute I get depressed looking at it.
>>13591401Well, she has you to keep her company while you wait. What, you don't want to have tea with her sister?
>>13591396wait a second. That's not a princess. And she's eating an irresponsible amount of cherries!
>>13591399>It's always wet, if not a little slimey>WhatTheFuckIsWrongWithYou.nopeYouShouldGetThatCheckedOut.nope2
>>13591414>implying that's not a princess of harmony
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa helpi dont like thing and have a strong urge to shitpost about ithow do i stop myself
>>13591345>>13591367Lottie?
>>13591431>Shitposting about shitposting>I'm responding>3/10 for you>2/10 for me
>>13591431Ignore thingFilter thingMasturbate to thing
Would you rather be a pony or a princess?
>>13591412Sure I do. I bet they have a ton of interesting things to say.
>>13591442i am trying to improve but its hard for a chronic shitposter to change instantly
>>13591452a pony
You don't really suppose Twilight will leave Ponyville right? She can just remain as Princess librarian and be happy there.
>>13591452Which one lets me go to equestria?
>>13591345I always have a save where I break her and one where I help her get fit and happy because I kinda like like her
>>13591467That's not part of the deal
>Twilight: Ravenclaw>Dash: Hufflepuff>Applejack: Hufflepuff>Pinkie: Gryffindor>Rarity: Ravenclaw>Fluttershy: Gryffindor
>>13591480Well I don't want to be either then.
>>13591464ofc not.
>>13591452dragon with double penises and large pile of gold
>>13591482>Dash: Hufflepuff>not SlytherinDo you even Pottermore?
>>13591482>Pinkie: Gryffindor>Applejack: Hufflepuff>Rarity not Slytherin
>>13591452Question 1: If I become a pony am I a cute pony?Question 2: If I become a princess will I be a princess only in name?Question 3: If I have some power am I the head of a state like a MLP princess?Question 4: Am I happily married in either scenario?Question 5: Can I chose my race if I become a pony?Question 6: Can I be a pony princess?
>>13591431Realize that negative attention is bad and drags down the quality.
>>13591482>tfw you'd be in Slytherin
>>13591464Twilight's not going to leave. She and her friends will become Princesses of Ponyville.
ponk is prettiest with her hair down
>>13591469>one hyper-corrupt drider Slaanesh futa save>one pure male centaur save>one twink avian save>one corrupt rapetastic minotaur save
>>13591532Your face is prettiest with your hair down
>>13591532she isextremely pretty
>>13591531>Celestia uses the term 'prince' and 'princess' liberally.>Mayor Mare fought hard for her pun-based title.>Cadence actually reports everything to Celestia and does what she is told>Donut Joe has been 'princed', by both sisters at various points in time
>>13591534>one corrupt, gigantic horse morph>one lawful good human>one size queen dragoness>one girly male anal sluti'm boring when it comes to this stuff I guess
>>13591505>>13591503i was going to put Pinkie in Ravenclaw (Luna Lovegood was pretty spacey too), but Applejack is honest and hard-working. those are the main gimmicks for Hufflepuff.Dash could go either way, though, depending on mood.
http://25.media.tumblr.com/d917af786daca8267fd08aee67668056/tumblr_mt9abxc2bt1r0in75o1_1280.png
>>13591555>Applejack isn't sure what to do with the horn and wings, exactly. She keeps bucking like she always has but keeps accidentally sending the apples flying everywhere and flapping into the air
>>13591540sex is better with your face down
>>13591579I think Pinkie is more Hufflepuff. They're all about including everyone in the group, and that's pretty Pinkie Pie.
>>13591581What the fuck are we looking at here
pony refuses to take it easy
>>13591616I hug pony
>>13591596She'll warm up to magic eventually.I bet her brother feels cowed by AJ now that she's taller than him.
>>13591616yukkuri shiteitte ne
>>13591631Give me pony or give me death
>>13591563>save edited quadrupedal ghost/slime 15' tall impossible dragon beast with genitalia for every possible situation
>>13591495You have sected the secret answerYou get to become a slightly older version of yourself
>>13591653My horse guy is 15' tall if that counts
>>13591633and better endowed
>>13591633I bet you never saw another brother as proud.Yeah, that's right, he out-prides Shining.
>>13591510YesNoYesNoYesNo
>>13591616Give pony horse tranquilizer.
Guess who I'm marrying!
>>13591700Rediv please
>>13591700Shining Armor?
>>13591700I hate to break it to you anon but she's not real
>>13591700I sure hope you planned your wedding far enough away from mine.
>>13591700i'm marrying Big Mac.
>>13591700Can you give me tips on how I could marry Rainbow Dash?
>>13591700I'm marrying Twilight Sparkle.
>>13591733Go faster than her.
>>13591726
>>13591700My wife Twilight Sparkle and I wish you the best.
>>13591700Shining Armor married an alicornBut are there instances of ponies together outside their race? Alicorns don't count.
What the hell ever happened to Appledan? I kinda like dhim ;_;
>>13591738That's terrible advise.
okay, MLPG /v/.Wei Shen vs Max Payne. for the affections of their favorite pony.
>>13591742the fanfic that inspired the comic that this is taken from is mad cute yo
>>13591738Won't that humiliate her?
>>13591751he HATED you, and thus dedded himself.
>>13591751he plays hats and shit with us, so he ain't bebHe just does not post about harshwhinny as often
>>13591764Well, it's not like you can do it, anon.
>>13591738But Tex, how can you can go faster than her? She's fastest in all of poneland!
>>13591505No one is in Slytherin because good guys and bad guys
>>13591758you know there is a /v/ broad on the sub right?
>>13591776Mayor Mare > Mrs Cake > Harshwhinny > Rarity's mom = chubby nursepony > milf slutty pony
>>13591786not quite anon, the pony is faster
>>13591796Rarity is a bad guy
>>13591783Maybe there's another way then
>>13591807Get some help from your friends
>>13591806And that's good.
>>13591845
>>13591806No, Rarity is possessed by a bad guy. Getting possessed by Darkwolf didn't make Elinore evil. i watched it for the first time the other day.
>>13591720but that's MY wife.
>>13591864She can marry whoever she wants.
>>13591845bitch tears everytime
>>13591864Sorry buddy, I got it first.You'll just have to marry a less great pony.
>>13591845>>13591872I still haven't seen that
>>13591873That's impossible, because I in fact got to her first.
>>13591890Neither have I.
>>13591900>>13591873When will the 4DE plushie come out so I can marry that?
>>13591900Actually you didn't.Look, I'm doing you a favor by even giving you the time of day. Me and my wife here really do need to get going.
>>13591890>on /co/>hasnt watched wreck it ralphholy shit go get it now
This is my horse. Only mine.
>>13591915I migrated here from the actual boardOk I will then gosh
we are ded
>>13591890It's fun.Also Skrillex has a cameo.
>>13591918But Faust said we could share the pony.
>>13591926Anon, we want to convince him to watch the movie.
>>13591926I heardI initially stayed away because I thought it was reference: the movie
>>13591912Fair enough, I won't stop you from living with your delusions. But my wife and I are sleepy.
>>13591937While there are a metric fuckton of references, they're in the background, and everybody important to the story is new to the movie.
>>13591943I know you're sore about not getting to her first, and I accept that, but it isn't healthy to lie to yourself.
Archive is not working?
>>13591948Oh neatoIt would be cooler to watch in a stream rather by myself though
