Rumble editionSmelly edition: >>13572056
Rumble a shit
Just kidding it's lyra
>inb4 appledan and cosmo
ah, the wasp. the pony's natural predator.
>>13575343i thought appledan was ded
>>13575332>smelly editionnot>not for sexual edition
stallions
THIZZZZ LOOKZZZ LIKE A JOB FOR WAZZZZZZZZZPINATOR
>>13575347He is, as it should be.
>>13575339Booo
>>13575350that was a very good thread, that was
>>13575342
>>13575350There is never an edition where Rumble is not for sexual.
Rumble is by far the most brony thing MLPG talks about on a regular basis>100% pure unironic fanon>pedophile over/undertones>shipping>unfunny companion memes
also the natural predator of just about everything else mankind hath wrought.
>>13575361Zer0 pls go
why isnt pony real
This thread will do.
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>>13575365Your face is by far the most brony thing MLPG talks about on a regular basis.
>>13575364
>>13575370I love Blanc Neige because she is ICY
is nothing sacred? the answer is no.
>>13575379
>>13575365Pretty much all shipping is fanon.
i want to eat the flesh of pones children and enslave her friendsdoes that make me a bad person
>>13575391yes, I think it does
>>13575383I don't have that other pic.>I am NOT for sexual.png
>mfw one of my favorite pone artist supports drugs
>>13575396you don't have it because it doesn't make any senserumble is for sexual
>>13575399>colts>for sexualdisgusting.
>>13575391Have you praised Slaanesh today, my son?
>>13575398Pls don't bring drug trolling here>No drugs are bad because they're bad waa dare waaa>No 420 blaze it because blaze it waa skrillex waaaa
>>13575398Is it cosmicunicornbecause if it is you're a fucking idiotyou're just a regular idiot if you think that drugs are bad.
>>13575407stop responding you idiot
SATYRS
>>13575343>tfw blazang is irrelevant
>>13575409NOI'M ALMOST ENJOYING MY SHITPOSTING
>>13575410holy shit what a radical horse
>>13575407Liking drugs is objectively worse than not liking them>>13575408>>13575410Oh boy, satyr shit and drugs supporters.>I'm an idiot because I think drugs are badHow so?
>>13575396I would like to interject for a moment.What you referred to as Not for sexual, is in fact For sexual.
http://derpiboo.ru/426991I hate it when a concept is pretty unf but the execution is subpar
>>13575410They are so unf
>>13575410SERGALS
>>13575413blazang has something to do with rumble?
>>13575410>intercrural with Big Satyrtosh
>>13575420I hate everything.Except ponies, ponies are nice.
>>13575418Stallman isnt' for sexual.
>>13575420That's pretty much how I feel about my drawings.
>>13575420I have trained myself to fap to anything that interest me or has my fetish in it no matter how bad it's drawn.You must become one with your erection, young one.
>>13575427...Well you got that one right.
Which is she closer to: Gilda or Applejack?
>>13575423You knwo what's the last thing that happeend to the friendly sergal who just wanted to watch pony 'round here?
>>13575427>implying
>>13575433r63 snowflake
>>13575433Roid rage.
I am going to insert my penis inside of pony's vagina.
>>13575410>gets none of my genesoh well
>>13575433Neither
>>13575441You must be stopped
Pony just touched your penis.
>>13575433Gilda. Applejack is about lower body strength.She's no Sammy, though.
>>13575446can I touch pony's penis
>>13575375ah shit this gif reminded me that i forgot to fap today
>>13575417All the cool satyrs smoke weed, man.420 pony love
>>13575444Who is going to stop me?
I want to sniff her gym shorts.
>>13575449Pony has a vagina.
>>13575441Which pony?
>>13575434He watched pony and made lifelong friends?
>satyrshow did this even become a thing
>>13575456lame
>>13575448Yeah. That's gilda.
>>13575453Me
>>13575454>anthroWow furfagFuck ponies like a normal person
>>13575459No. He died after hiding in the bathroom. We broke his skull with a club.That was not what should have happened.
>>13575459you hit the nail on the head, anon.
>>13575460"I kinda like horse vaginas and tits at the same time without going too furry"
>>13575441Fuck off potshit.I'm seriously angered by how many people support is okay with this garbage in this general.
>>13575460If you want mare genitals and human tits you can have either centaurs or satyrs and satyrs are significantly less creepy
>>13575473oops misquote>>13575451
>>13575462>tfw no normalbro to watch pone with and talk about old videogames and /tg/ stuff>tfw no human shining armor
you can't make me post
wait why did I evne quote that
>>13575473you really shouldn't get so angry about what strangers on the internet do with their free time
>>13575464But why? You should join me instead.
>>13575482He's fucking shitposting
>>13575473>not getting stoned with pony
>>13575487Well.. only if pony consents to it
>>13575472>>13575475so what you're saying is that satyrs became a thing because people wanted to fuck horses, but not badly enough to actually go out and find a horse to fuck?
>>13575469That's horrifying and depressing
>>13575489>Don't agree with someone?>It's shitposting.>>13575482I'm disgusted because I am here in this general with such vile people.
>>13575495Such is life in the general zone.
>>13575499will you please put a name on
>>13575494that wasn't what I said at all but okay
>>13575507No.
>>13575494Satyrs are one of the outcomes of fucking a pony.
>>13575495pony would do the same to you
>>13575494It's like MLP porn, except with a human torso
>>13575510okay. so what are the alternatives?
>>13575515The other outcomes are all terrifying and should be put to death as soon as they're born.
>>13575499if you dont like, then leaveor better yet, take it up with either P.Q., Isaac, Leth, fallenPineapple, or moot to deal with it
>>13575460You fucked a horse, now deal with the consequences.I wonder where A11 is...
>>13575515I don't know, anon.Full pony? Full human? Not being able to get pony pregnant at all?
>>13575518if that's the case then why are satyrs okay
>>13575521I won't leave until they're gone.
>>13575519
>>13575521YOU DON'T UNDERSTANDWEED KILLS PONIES
>>13575537pony looks very silly in pantsI think she should take them off
>>13575538Only shitty ones
>>13575524>dick booping2lewd4me
>>13575541That would make her naked, anon.
good night mlpg
>>13575547nuh uhshe can still wear the glasses
>>13575515nathansergalsponies with human legsliving penises
>>13575538But it only causes erectile dysfunction
>tfw drunk fluttershy will never swing hear rear in your face and tell you to eat it
>>13575547>naked ponyTex that's some real shit you're getting into
>>13575554alright, I can see why satyrs are the lesser of all evils in this case.
>>13575554>have kids with pony>nathan satyrs
>>13575561
I hate what you all have done to me.
>>13575560Drunk dancing/singing is fun as hell. I've still got a bleeding foot from yesterday.
>>13575554Would you take responsibility and raise your nathan, MLPG?
>>13575567It works better if it sounds like she's high as fuck
Uh, hi again.mlpg still exist?
>>13575561>>13575567Those eyes are freakishly big."There's a point where we have to stop and we clearely passed it" big.
>>13575573???
>>13575571this is what the shotgun is for.
>>13575573no
>>13575573YES MLPG STILL EXISTWHAT YOU WANT NIGGA
>>13575569haha oh wow look at that butt
>>13575576too bad nerd
>>13575569unf unf bunnybutt unf
>>13575573We're always here.
>>13575573Who's asking?
>>13575573Did they freeze you for oen year, you checked /co/, saw nothing and looked for us?
>>13575581>>13575582Who do I believe now?
>>13575592>for one yearit's been a bit longer than that
>>13575587Goddamn I love you people.
>>13575576I say they need to be bigger
>>13575601Two? One and a half?I don't know anymore.
>>13575596are you going to believe marker, the expert on all things MLPG related, or some dumb pink horse with a megaphone?
>>13575592>go into coma>wake up 5 years later>check mlpg>404
>>13575604>hyper eyesBut seriously, think about a realistic pone with eyes that big
>>13575604you say that about everything, Trixie
>>13575609>think about a realistic ponethis is never a good idea
>>13575608Would you rather die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain?
>>13575609It's not like realistic horse eyes could get any creepier
>>13575608>check the archive>last thread>mlpg sails on his last voyage towards the western sea, where it will never die
>>13575609>>13575610SOMETIMES TRIXIE LIKES TO BE SILLY AND MAKE PONIES HAVE HILARIOUSLY HUGE EYESDON'T RUIN TRIXIE'S FUN
>>13575618Hyper realistic eyes scare the shit out of me. Always have.
>>13575622>ruin trixie's funWhat are you gonna do, boop me?
>>13575624You're probably autistic if you're afraid of eyes
>>13575608>marker pony left alone in the dark for years>finally one of the screen lights up>coma anon comes looking for mlpg
>>13575607>expert on all things MLPG relatedI thought she just boops your shit.
>>13575622that's not hilarious, it's horrifyingwhy don't you go around giving ponies enlarged crotchboobs anymorethat was hilarious
>>13575631she's also the sluttiest mare around
>>13575627MAYBE TRIXIE WILL>>13575633ew gross
>>13575628Come on, this is creepy as shit
>>13575630>"Boop?">"Boop.">Welcome home.
>having loving, consenting sex with pone
>>13575643>"Holy shit this place is as terrible as I remember"
>>13575643
>>13575646>"can I get a link to the fetish dropbox, there's a lot of catching up I need to do"
>>13575642I don't know anonThat's not as creepy as shoving cameras down throats and into digestive tracts
>>13575645lewd
>>13575661Go away sunhorse
>>13575661I don't care if this one hides in the bathroom. She's going down.
>>13575661Shouldn't the wings be on her horse part's back to fly like that?
>posting this early
>>13575661shoot it down
>>13575661Man when I picked that from my folder the thumbnail looked like a regular Celestia..
>>13575673when there's something strangein the neighbourhood
>>13575640Unf please do
But satyrs would have horse faces
>>13575661Would you, MLPG?
>>13575648>"Hello?">"Is anyone here?">"Twilight Is best pony!"
>>13575695I would.
>>13575678Same here.
>>13575669She's not a sergal...Yet
>>13575696>Anon posts "ded" "We ded?" for a few hours, then leaves
.
>>13575705Do you think she has two vaginas? Would be a shame if you couldn't grab those boobs while banging her.
>>13575712>/mlp/ has become an extremely slow board>after two days someone posts>"Twilight a shit"
>>13575719You mean a second vagina in her horse chest?
>>13575719>chest vaginaAnon tries to get into the weird vagina hall of fame
>>13575719Two vagànias
>>13575661Too horse.
>>13575721>It was the same Anon samefagging
>>13575709I don't like what you're implying, partner.
>>13575724>>13575725Anon, your fetishes worry me.
>>13575725DRIPPYWINKINGCHEST VAGINAS
>>13575730WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY
>>13575722>pony crossing on the 3dsHasbro just doesnt understand how much fucking dosh they would make.
>>13575737No, pone is swan, not seagull.
>>13575735I thought the chest would have a human vagina.would you give her two horse vaginas or would you have the one in the back be human? Because that would look rather strange
>>13575741that's a beautiful swan.
>Celestia unbirthing you into her chest through her second vagina>coming out of her first vagina as a slutty mareunf
>>13575739Or Harvest Moon. Or any sort of decent pony game.
>>13575739Would they have the rights to make one?
>>13575741I like her as a swan
>>13575747>Pinkie Pie throws you a rebirthday party
>>13575745I think the chest would have a human looking vagina, while the hind quarters a horse one.
Your pone belongs to me now.
>>13575754>the party stinks>crawl back into celestia>come out of her chest as rarity
>>13575754MORE LIKE AN UNBIRTHDAY AMIRITE
>>13575739Man, I'd buy a 3ds for that shit, or any console for that matter
>>13575764
>>13575761Isn't it disturbing how the show's name implies that the ponies are meant to be owned?
>>13575765Even XBONE?
>>13575769It's just a ploy to sell more toys.
>>13575769it's literally a 22 minute toy commercialit makes perfect sense
>>13575777>>13575776WHY ARE WE EVEN HERE
>>13575773Really twisting my arms on that one. It would depend on the game, but most likely.
How do I get pony to stop slapping me in the face with her tail?
MLPG MLPGLOOK AT THIS SHIT I TRACED YEARS AGO
>>13575781I'm here for cute ponies and smut
>pony crossing>scratch the screen to shake and dry pony!
>>13575782JJis that youalso she's bald
>>13575788What can you draw now?
>>13575792lewd
>>13575782how do you style space in a plastic bag
>>13575797Draw? Nothing, I've picked up the /ic/ guide and it's rather good, but I have an habit to stop doing things that require work every day/week.
Pick one of the main pons.
>>13575803Come on anon, you won't get better if you don't keep at it
>>13575803Who caresGo post it on your shitty tumblr
>>13575805Granny Smith.
>>13575805Luna. She's totally a main pon, believe me
>>13575805Fluttershy
>>13575792>not blowing gently into the microphone
>>13575805pinkie
>>13575805white horse
>>13575811Eh, he asked.
>>13575805Twairaitto.
>>13575810Eh.After I win cookie clicker.
>>13575817Blowing pony is wrong.
>>13575805Rainberg Dashstein
>>13575805Twilight Sparkle!
I want to cut off lyra's horn and chain her up in my basement
>>13575828>not blowing pony
>>13575831Would you convert for pony?
>>13575805Sluttershit.
>>13575841Everything sounds bigger in metric, sure.
>>13575841To praise the sun?
>>13575841Pork and shellfish are shitty anyways, and bread shouldn't be a part of your diet in the first place
You can live in equestria but you have to punch your waifu in the face hard enough to break her nose to gain entrance, and do it once a month from then on to stay
>horses gaining sentience.I would a horse but then again her weight could easily crush me....
>fucking around with new audio interface and pedals on my bass on vocarooTake a listen, MLPG. It's VERY rough.http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qGTLGfnAXZ
I got 2 for Purple and 2 for Yellow.Which will it be? This will decide.
>>13575863what if big gay horses
>>13575863Sapience, more likely.
>>13575866purple
>>13575864PLAY THE THEME SONG
>>13575863It's a good thing pony isn't horse and probably isn't even related to horse
>>13575864>that ending noisehow do you even
>>13575866YELLOW
>>13575866Yellow, I mean, if that's okay with purple.
>>13575866poiple
>>13575866PURPLE
>>13575841>convert
>>13575882it's notI'm counting this as a vote for purple
>>13575866I still say Luna
MLPG i just got back from a concert, which pony would you take to a concert?
>>13575890Purple can go fuck herself then.
>>13575866Yellow, just because MLPG's twiboner is TOO BIG
>>13575895don't ask for permission if you won't acknowledge a denial, faggot
http://derpibooru.org/428111
>>13575866Green and purple.
>>13575866Both at the same time.
>>13575866Blue
>>13575866Red
>>13575911Blue is a very nice colour for a pony.
>>13575907
>>13575915Green
>>13575918>you will never wear rainbow dash as a hat
>>13575866nice dubs !
>tfw this comic never got finishedsigh
>>13575866SERGAL
>>13575866Opaque!
>>13575916oh yeah?
>>13575921>not horn cosie
>>13575918>Invisible horn outlineunf.
>>13575922>dubs>>/b/
>>13575929You know i never found that image arousing, just sorta silly and funny... until you pointed it out and now i have a raging erection.
For the anon who requested I play the theme song on my basshttp://vocaroo.com/i/s1hhPMIiTep0
>>13575931>dubs>/b/
>>13575927Yep, they're best horses imo.
>>13575894Depends on the concert. I doubt that Celestia has the same taste in music as I do, so maybe her sister wants to come with me
>>13575941>>dubs>>>/b/
>>13575927
>>13575947>dubs>>>>>>/b/
Okay this is kinda kinky.
>>13575938What
>>13575953I bet that feels so good getting licked like that.
>>13575938>tfw my linkin park vocaroo expired
Celestia thinks you're creepy so she banned you from the castle
>>13575953I heard that they used peanut butter on Mr. Ed when they wanted to make him talk.
>>13575938/mu/ please go
>>13575963that's alrightI've already memorized the guard patrol patterns so I can sneak in and hang out in the garden at night
>>13575964No wonder Trixie talks so much.
>>13575948
>>13575963Luna please, we all know about the secret poems you have under your bed.
>>13575973She has an anti-human forcefield set up, and slutty mare decoys that will cut off your dick.
>>13575963
>>13575980I had no idea, quick recite one for me.
>>13575985jokes on pony, i'm a half-dragon wolfman paladin dedicated to the god of not fucking slutty mares
>>13575985>slutty mare decoys that will cut off your dick.That's not fair, what did I do to deserve this?
there are no humans in equestria because pony ate all of them
>>13575987
>>13575963But all I did was weed their garden...
>>13575988"The night is young, but we're not done.Darkness is so very fun.Thou hast the time when I rhymeTo night in which we ride."GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
>>13575992we really should have discussed our party setup during character creation, because I'm a sergal ranger who's favored enemy is dragon-men
>>13575985>slutty mare decoysShe obviously didn't understand anything. I would never be unfaithful
>>13576013It's okay, I stocked up on cans of double strength sergal repellent and gave them to your waifu under the guise of perfume
>>13576027that's ityou're deadunless you wanna help me rid myself of this awful cursed sergal body
UPDATED THEME SONGNOW WITH VOCALShttp://vocaroo.com/i/s06UIqDLncfk
>>13576010I would still listen to her terrible poetry.
>>13576047No, you can keep it. Enjoy your life.
>>13576050
>>13576053Me too. I bet she would be all giddy when she finally finds someone who wants to listen to it all night long
>celestia is uber strongSo... does that mean twilight is as strong as a hulk now too?
I drew a pony
>>13576070Pony is cute.
Post pone's favourite songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15JCb6P60Vw
>>13576050you have lost your chances to redeem yourself
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chpGM5gHCxI
>>13576078https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpY3ggKAPIE
>>13576088nice dubs!
>>13576070What's that pony's name?
>>13576078https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPrUx0yQkfM
>>13576095I WILL TEAR YOUR HEAD FROM YOUR NECK AND SHOVE PONIES DOWN YOUR THROAT
>>13576072
>>13576101Rararararararara
>>13576102>brony fanon
>>13576095Gee, tanks! Here, have another Sweetie Belle.
>>13576070Is that your first?It's pretty cute, keep it up, Anon.
Applejack, Braeburn, Big Mac, etchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNKH-Ayp2mc
>>13576103oh god yes pls
>>13576112It's shit
>>13576112thanks!
>>13576101Slut
>>13576113Since moving to tablet it is
>>13576112It's shit.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19SJr1Ny2rg
>>13576112i really like your style do you have anymore?
>>13576112DRAW A SERGAL
>>13576138>using a mac
>>13576145>implying I'm using a macI just found it off google
>>13576138i like databending too
>>13576145>not using OS X, a BSD, or GNU/LinuxGet out
>>13576156muh freedom
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2013/9/16/428650.gif>Do you think what I think?
>>13576150I'll keep an eye on you.
>>13576139Here you are, unsuspicious, first-time MLPG browser!
>>13576156>using OS XI'm indifferent towards your freedom.
>>13576151Who doesn't
Odds: make an equestria girls drawingevens: regular ponedoubles: porn
>>13576166NICE DUBS!I really like her...mane!now if only i can see her everyday!
>>13576173i duno, i imagine not everyone
>>13576166DRAW A SERGAL
Have Yellow AND Purple, then.Finally came up with a design for yellow that I like.
>>13576189>fat sergalsno anon this is not a thing that needs to exist
>>13576193Aaaaw anthro loving furfag they're so cute~
>>13575332Why is he so perfect?
>>13576193>human poses
Pony said pony hates me and doesn't want to hug me...
>>13576201well they are basically Villagers, duh.
>>13576204Preheat oven to 450 and bake pony for 2 hours.That should change her mind.
>>13576204HUGRAPE PONY
>>13576204Ask why pony hates you.
>>13576181But of course, inconspicuous user
>>13576218Because pony thinks it's my fault she isn't in ponyland anymore even tough I had nothing to do with her coming here.
>>13576215Huge grape pony?
>>13576224Punch pony in the face for being a bitch.
>>13576220truly a master piecei wish it was colored with a background, and a place i could buy a print of iteven get the artist to sign iti would frame it and hang on my wall, and stare at it for hours
>>13576224try to comfort her, and tell her that you love her
>>13576220DROW A SEAGULL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhC6adDokTQ
>>13576224Explain to pony that it wasn't your fault.Offer to help her find a way back.
>>13576224activate ability "white male privilege" and rape pony but also don't rape pony because she was asking for it and secretly wanted it
>>13576237>that middle aged woman talking on her cell phoneWhy is this so funny to me?
>>13576237Dans quel but?
>>13576237What deranged idiot would ever click that
>>13576233I can't do the last part. It's complicated.She doesn't even let me get near her to comfort her.>>13576239She's crying about how she can't figure a way home and how she misses her friends and family. I have no knowledge of magic and stuff. How can I help her?
>>13576237666 views
>>13576255Listen to sex drive, he seems legit.
>>13576193>haven't palyed minecraft in a long while>check the horse upgrade>boring as shit, uninstall again>see the word "villagers", check the minecraft wikiThey haven't updated jackshit in two months and a halfwhy do people play that shit
>>13576237>cultists.avi
>>13576266Libido I swear to god shut up. You were already annoying in Rariquest.
>>13576255Tranquilize pony.
>>13576193>twibunOh yesThis image is nice
>>13576101>>13575359>>13575547>attentionwhoring with a trip for no reason.
>>13576254i clicked it, im seriously trying to watch iti can only watch in 5~10 intervals every 5~10mins>>13576255just do it anyways, she probably only has you to comfort her
>>13576271did someone say cultists
>>13576272Make me faggotNo but really you're a faggot and you're craving dicks right now
>>13576237>this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tCFrI8TQgw came on as soon as I clicked the video
>>13576228Sure thing
>>13576280>posting something he did while saying that
>>13576282Is that a dildoknifeit looks like a dildoknife
>>13576278you might like this older pic I did for the Twi design brainstorm I did better. Because, you know, I didn't draw this one after a month and a half of not drawing.
>>13576280
>>13576283LIBIDO I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL CASTRATE YOU OUT OF ME IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP>>13576281Well she's crying even harder now but at least she's hugging me.How do I help her
>>13576286was to much?
>>13576285How groovy is pone?
>>13576296
>>13576280>Chastizing Tex for tripfagging>posting a Tex gif
>>13576298RRRRRRRRRRAPE
>>13576298just hold her, and let her work feel your love. once she calms down, you can talk to her
>>13576298Suplex pone
>>13576267mods
>>13576293What was that one drawing program where people could draw together? Do people still use it?
>>13576302
>>13576308>>13576305god damn it guys, this is serious. pony is home sick
>>13576304>>13576289>I am autistic and can't understand humor
>>13576298Give her a sugarcube, ponies love sugarcubes.
>>13576308second
>>13576311goggles.Yep
>>13576316McMicheal claimed this post was a joke.
>>13576313
>>13576311Tex, it's 7am EST. I just got up. Go to bed dude. You have... whatever it is you do in the morning.
>>13576311Open canvas. I'm not sure, honestly. I've been ded for like 2 months so I ain't the one who can answer that.
>>13576322
>>13576315Better give her some weed
>>13576311Flockdraw?I guess
>>13576311i have a feeling its beyond your scope of computer capabilities
>>13575569unf.
>>13576331
>>13576324Didn't you know?Tex is a super rich NEET.
>>13576331Sometimes hatred is the truth thoughSometimes the views are dehumanizing because the people in question were barely peopleLike with bronies
>>13576338I'm sure he can run anything with that $800 computer
>>13576322>I went to mlpg and now I'm covered in semen
MLPGI AM FROM YOUR FUTUREYOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO MEhttp://vocaroo.com/i/s0PSNqWKqFiE
>>13576334>THC is toxic to pony>even smoking in ponyville kills dozens>if you smoke indoors the room is a deathtrap for weeks
But isn't My Little Pony a little girl's show?
>>13576351
>>13576346its not the computer's capabilities im worried about
>>13576351>I went to mlpg and now I'm covered in horse semenFix this for you.
>>13576353veilofmadness.png
>>13576344>implyinghe's 16, you can't be a NEET, you've got school.
>>13576358
>>13576354>armorfag was a pone all along
>>13576356/co/ pls ;_;
>>13576358>>13576367>tfw semen increases your estrogen production>tfw thinking of checking some of these out to become trapmode
>>13576353anon please stop, i dont like the inconvience of adjusting my audio to your screeching
What kinds of sports would you like watching ponies play?
>>13576353>"sergals roam the land"jesus christ how absolutely disgusting
>>13576374Really?
It's okay, you can jack off now. She's 18.
>>13576367
>>13576366I remember when I was 16The last year of my life that didn't involve posting about ponies on 4chan
>>13576379Handegg
>>13576379All of them
>>13576380yet oddly arousing
>>13576386Mine too. The seventeenth year was a great year though.
>>13576384listen>>13576353YOUR FUTURE WILL NO LONGER EXIST, SCUM
>>13576384have her bending over and maybe
>>13576380>Walking around in MLPG>Sergal picks you up and starts hugging you>YOU'RE MY LITTLE PONY ANON>YOU'RE MY LITTLE MARE
>>13576383I did some leg and butt exercises just an hour agoway more sore than I expected but worth it if it makes me fuckable
>>13576384Why the fuck would I jack off to a mime drawn by a shitty artist?
>>13576405You know, when sergals aren't killing and swallowing and raping, they're pretty chill.
>>13576405ROLL TO ESCAPE ROLL TO ESCAPE ROLL TO ESCAPE
>>13576408tfw too tall and broad for any amount of exercises to fix Just kill me now
>Anita confirmed to be a fraud who is lying about liking games just to further her agendaIt was never about video games.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcPIu3sDkEw Trigger warning: Raping of the facts.
>>13576425>>>/v/
>>13576409because she no longer puts on facial powder when she turns 18. Also, 28 inch wide hips and butt.
>>13576415FailedThe hugs continue for hours. Give up and pretend to be a pony y/n
>>13576425what's that and why should I care,this isn't /v/
>>13576408>by /g/Why doesn't this surprise me?
>>13576431yes
>>13576431NCuddle sergalRub fur
>>13576440Sergal takes off it's head and reveals SHINING ARMOR.SHINING ARMOR pins you to the ground and starts rubbing your belly
>>13576452ewgay
>>13576452Have threesome with goddess of lovebecome part of a perfect polyamorous relationshipMarry cadance
>>13576452T-TWILY
>>13576452KICK HIM IN THE DICK!
>>13576425>>>/pol/
Goodnight MLPG.
>>13576452>>>13576461
>>13576425no shit
>>13576473Goat pls go
>>13576282Has MSOB drawn any humans without gigantic boobs?I mean, I don't mind them too much in most pictures, but it would be nice to see something else from him for once.
>>13576425Post the real version:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ladASGPjJVo
>>13576473Don't follow.
>>13576473Oh god that reminds me of that one picture with Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy but they're sergals.You know which one...
>>13576472Goodnight... you.
>>13576473[x] Pet goat
>>13576479yes, but I prefer the pictures with gigantic boobs
>>13576484I know.Don't post it, anon.
>>13576473is so cutebut tail so weird
>>13576472Goodnight!
>>13576408>30 seconds of deadliftingWhat kind of weird work out is that supposed to be? I could do either one or ten deadlifts in that time, depending on the weight.
One day, Sweetie Belle will be the quintessential funny-looking but cute girl America will know and love, not unlike Betty Boop.Fouled out for hipchecking
>>13576495He means it anon, don't post it.
http://derpiboo.ru/428833unf
>>13576480>trying to put out a fire with gasoline
>>13576495>>13576489>>>13576499Sergels are eels anon
>>13576499>not mentioning the pentacle cutie mark
>>13576491Nice.I wish he'd do or rather finish a Celestia one with big, but not gigantic boobs.
Why the fuck does MLPG talk about sergals all the time now?
I'll love you until my last breath takes you from me
>>13576519>what is a flavor of the month
>>13576503The app that picture mentions suggests small (5-10lbs) dumbbells.It's a girly workout, intended for girly aesthetics.
>>13576521whoa,clingy much?
>>13576519I don't even know what a sergal is.
>>13576522
>>13576519clitoral hood envy
>>13576519
>>13576518I don't
>>13576522I don't know anon, I don't have synesthesia. I don't know what a month tastes like.
>>13576522>inb4 Sergal GeneralAll those batpony fetishists will need something to latch onto when they get bored of KEKEKEKE next week.
>>13576523>5-10lbs dumbbells
>>13576516We goat now
>>13576523I'm almost certain that there is no way to get anywhere near those legs that are shown with such a low weight.
For all it's talk, MLPG hasn't drawn a single sergal pony.
>>13576539Holy shit you're all fucking tiny.>6' 2"
>>13576536That's fine but it won't change my opinion.
>>13576525Don't you love me, anon?
>>13576554My nigga
>>13576521Pony will outlive you though.
>>13576539>/b/, virgins 39%>lying on an anonymous internet survey>/mlp/ 89%Figures.
>>13576527be grateful of that fact
>>13576554>Holy shit you're all fucking tiny.Protip:It does not take females into account. Chicks are anywhere from 10-50% of a board, depending on the board. It totally throws things off.
>>13576552>Being this new
>>13576554>tfw 5'8.5">tfw average
>>13576547You sure? I know almost nothing about working out except what picture guides tell me.I'll probably work my way up to higher weights as necessary, but for now honestly I'd get enough of a workout just with the small dumbbells.
>>13576554I'm 6 feet tall, I don't need to be any taller.
>>13576408>tfw swimming and tae kwon do sculpted my butt and legs>girlfriend complimented me on them and would occasionally fawn over them>personally think my broad, manly shoulders are my best feature
>>13576554Average isn't timy
>>13576566nice dubs,also he just wants that pic posted
>>13576527https://duckduckgo.com/?q=!e621%20sergal
>>13576556Sheit I forgot that text was in there
Thanks ponk
>>13576564>females>4chan
>>13576568>You sure?Yeah. I'm at 2plate and my legs look somewhat like some of the pictures shown Just with more hair because I don't go for trap-mode.
>>13576572Sometimes I want to take up a martial art for fitness, but I don't think I'd mesh well with the format. Too rigid for my tastes.I should really start swimming more though.>>13576583How much weight is that?
>>13576554>no one on /fit/ ever believes your stats>they just assume you are an angry manlet whos lying on the internet
>>13576579i dont understand the last panel
>>13576575Then stop implying and just ask you fucking twat.
>>13576594>trying to argue with a /b/ retard
>>13576593>characters do silly things when not on stage ie the episode
>>13576588>How much weight is that?225 lbs
>>13576603Oh. Yeah I'm definitely a ways off from that.Oh well, I built leg muscle pretty decently back in cross country in high school. Can't be that hard to do it again.
>>13576594what i have seen that old as dirt pic many times, and i have it somewhere on my computer>>13576595i like it, is she supposed to be a gundam?
>>13576588There are many martial arts styles and many teaching methods therein. You should probably look around your area for one that suits you. Worse comes to worse, there's kickboxing aerobics and self defense at the local cardio rabbit hole.
Give me one more pon, MLPG, and I'll do a quickie before bed.
>>13576614Chubbynurse
Human >>>>>>>>>>> Pony = Dorf > Griffon > Doge > Elf >>>>>> Drow > Sergal
>>13576607It's not. Took me about a month to get this far, though it will be harder when you follow the shitty diet given in the guide.
>>13576614Chickenbutt
>>13576599ah ok, thanks>>13576614bat or plane pony
>>13576614SPLOTCHBUTT
>>13576614Applebottom
>>13576614birdpony
>>13576619you = faggot
>>13576619Pony >>>>>>>>>>> Human = Dorf > *
>>13576620What exactly's shitty about it? The shunning of meats, or the whole estrogen>testosterone thing in general?I wasn't planning on trying the diet until after I'd made some headway on my body, anyways.
>>13576614Luna
>>13576608OIAUSDOFNASDISADFATHIS IS THE FUCKING PICTURE STOP FUCKING BREATHING ALL OF YOU
>>13576637but mlpg didn't draw that sergalpony
>>13576608Meant to be dressed as Patti Wagon from Mighty Switch Force 2
would you want to be a beardy human in the care of pone mlpg
>>13576637you seem upset anon>>13576642i dont know what that is, but, i like itwhy does rarity not like it?also, what is she going as then?
>>13576637
I want to dip my beard in pone
>>13576644I like being taller than a few feet and clean shaven honestly.I think I can so without.
>>13576658Aaaaapretend i posted goo pony with that
>>13576660Who is that qtp2t by the way?
I'm pretty sure someone wanted Smelly Apple.Nighty night MLPG
>>13576642Superior red and white robo waifushe turns into a jet
>>13576665cotton candya tulpa
>>13576633Well, yeah, that would be the biggest problem with it if you want to build muscles. If you have low test you will have a hard time increasing the weight. Females need way longer to build the same muscles mass as men and have a way lower genetical maximum.
what if pone wag tail like doge
>>13576683It would look weird because they can't really wag, they flick their tails.
>>13576683That means pone is happy. What's the occasion?
>>13576676>tulpaOh...
>>13576654If not Patti Wagon, Sweetie Belle will just pick another racy outfit to go in, since she's sick of Rarity and her parents making her wear oversized animal costumes every year. A pumpkin when she was four, a bumblebee when she was nine, a Disney princess when she was 13.For her fourteen year of Nightmare Night, it's Betty Boop or bust
>>13576675sorry but Blitz is my mecha waifu fix
>>13576698woulld you have prefered me to say a muse?Doesn't make her any less cute
>>13576701Weren't you gonna draw more Pinkie?
>>13576677Could I just build muscle until I get to the form I want, then switch to the trap diet while working out enough to maintain what I gained?I mean no matter what, ultimately it's the cardio I'll benefit most from anyways.
Fuck.Since cookie amount per second started to become insane, the AI seems to be giving me less frequent Frenzy into Lucky.Has the timer been reworked? It's pissing me off to no end.
>>13576710these are old doodles, months oldmore Ponkie Poe's on the way
>>13576720What will she be doing?
>>13576701i can see that working out for her quite well actually
>>13576676Fucking hell, you dipshit.
>>13576670Gimme the bat, Twiley.Gimme the bat!
>>13576718im only at 124 golden cookies clickedand at 408 trilliion baked in the lifetimeso i dont really watch or see them too often
>>13576711I'm not entirely sure to be honest. I mean, it obviously is possible for women to achieve that, but they can do it with a proper diet while you'd try to sustain it while at the same time having a fucked up for weightlifting diet.
>>13576723Being fat and squishy and cute. Also being buds with Spike.
>>13576748>tfw at 20 quadrillion>1230 golden cookies clickedAlso don't post mlpg images
>>13576753Hm. Well, thanks for the input.
>>13576742what? do you think i don't remember?
>>13576748So you didn't purchase the upgrades that make them appear and last twice as long yet.When you do, a frenzy lasts 154 seconds, while a new golden cookie will appear in 75-210 seconds. So it's more likely than not, in theory.A frenzy into lucky gives me up to 165 trillions now, that's why I need them.
>>13576767Remember what
>>13576771anon im worried>>13576777nice tripswhat were you cursing at me for then?
>Have appointment in city at 9am and 4pm tomorrow>Was going to see my only friend for a few hours in between>They ditched meI'm going to bed now, MLPGDon't worry though, we've got 6 hours together tomorrow
>implying you wouldn't sit as close as you could to Pinkie and squeeze the fuck out of her when watching movies
>>13576790For bringing that tulpa shit in here and encouraging ross.
>>13576792Oh anon, don't be so silly.We're you're only friend.And we'll never ditch you.
http://www.latimes.com/world/la-fg-israel-nsa-20130912,0,3708841.story
>>13576801Stop talking to it and it will stop posting.
>>13576803oh you mean that faggot anon?he's our faggot and we love him
>>13576803>tfw this is true>Except that MLPG will die one day
>>13576821Tulpas aren't real, you deluded idiot.
>>13576792sleep well>>13576801oh, you'll be fine , its all gonna be ok and cotton candy is a drawing of a tulpaso deal with italso, however bad you may think Ross is, he is still better then you and have spent more time making OC then you probably ever will. >>13576800nice dubs, also, is that all popcorn in her mouth?
>>13576830Apologize to my tulpa you made her sad.
Terrible things:planeponesatyrssergalponerumbleross
>>13576834>he is still better then you and have spent more time making OC then you probably ever will.>spending time on an OC>OCalso>time well spent
>>13576830I meant the namefag.
>>13576844>planpon>bad
>>13576848a'ght
>>13576853What kind of plans does pone make?
>>13576834>however bad you may think Ross is, he is still better then you>then youYou uneducated fuck.
>>13576857appropriate ones.
>>13576821if anything i would just drop the name, and still posti have been here since summer :^)>>13576845original content, anon. please pay attention to context. how would that make sense in our discussion. and since you have shown you are an idiot. don't expect me to acknowledge this conversation anymore.
>>13576844Want to hear about my tulpa's life story?>rumblesergal fucks scootasynx>their kid is a satyr>he almost dies in a car accident when anon tries to run him over>becomes a part plane, part pone, part sergal cyborg>enforces the law and kills drug users on sight>is 20% cooler than you>married to princess twilight sparkle
>>13576870would you ejaculate into her coffee mlpgn
>>13576834Yup, popcorn. She's a piggieNow punish her
>>13576879I'd punish her hard by making her run laps and eat vegetables and lean meats
>>13576879no , i like her as she is fat and happy and a piggieshe looks like she would be a dream to snuggle with
>>13576878No man. That's gross.I would rub her back and help her groom her mane though.
>>13576887I hope someone makes your waifu into bacon
>>1357687310/10, better than Shakespeare.
>>13576873>scootasynxROSSGET OVER HERE AND DRAW THIS
>>13572056 (OP)>Pinkies friends find out she's insaneSo this means we can finally put her down, right girls!?yup! Rainbow, prepare to carry her into the stratosphere!Can do!!Twilight darling, isn't there a better, more tasteful way we can do this?O-oh my, i can't watch. There'll be so many pinkie guts around....i don't think i have enough paper towels for all of it!
>>13576870i would give her my morning wood>>13576892i hope someone brings my waifu some bacon tooshe would enjoy that>>13576848i see how it is, you let Tex name fag with a trip and shit post, but i can't?what do i need to do to get away with it too?
>>13576911Draw pretty pictures.
You can tell when night becomes morning because the /tg/ stops and the distilled shitposting begins
Just a reminder that you're going to die alone and unhappy
>>13576911>you let Tex name fag1/10 made me respond
>>13576946Maybe alone, but not unhappy
>>13576946I kissed a pretty girl yesterday. Stop projecting.
>tfw eating relatively fresh vealOH GOD THIS IS SO GOOD WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME SOONER
>>13576963what kind of pony is that
>>13576963>Eating veal mealfag
>>13576956>tfw never kissed a pretty girl
>>13576970The kind that will never be in a fan-made episode
>>13576970A deerUnrelated to baby cows but damn is that one happy deer
>>13576951sent ;)>>13576946ill have my tulpa till i dieand im happy now>>13576956whats his name o:
>>13576974Man what a faggot.
>>13576971>unbirthing
>>13576911>Bringing Tex into thisStop posting like you know what you're talking about. You're so new to this you reek of piss and fedoras. Instead of using a name and begging for attention, stop posting, turn your autism volume down to zero, and pay attention to how things happen around here.
>>13576946ObviouslyI'm going to commit sudokuNot many happy people with lots of friends and family kill themselves
>>13576971Jelly
>>13576986But he's clearly being birthed right there
>>13576963>Veal meatHow could you?
>>13577002After being unbirthed
>>13576990lol ok
>>13577018>That pictureI seeGo back to /b/
>>13576999You have no idea
>>13576999>you will never fuck jelly pony
Pony is disappointed in youPony and her friends think you're pathetic
>>13577021shhh let it happen
>>13577033Pony is not real, so it's just you projecting your opinion of me onto the ponies.
Would you swat this butt?
>>13577033i wonder what pony tastes like
>>13577033nice dubs!and pony is aloud to think what she wants to
>aloud
>>13577035I'm glad I can tell /b/ apart from MLPG.
>>13576990>Tex defendersTex is 100% /b/ tier /b/read poster at this point. Stop denying it.
>>13577042MLPG, if talking about sergal is what it takes for you to not be sergal, that's okay. Really.Pony is not for food. Neither is baby.
>>13577055pony can't help it if pony is so delicious
>>13577040Wouldn't that be painful for her?
>>13577070>RespondingRoss is a shit artist, and the only way he can get attention is by claiming his characters are MLP characters. He's just a troll. IGNORE him.
>>13577054He is but that doesn't make your shitposting less annoying. At least Tex has a trip so I can easily filter him.
>Eating pone>Not eating buffalo
>>13577070You'd have to be really strong. Her butt's so big and fat she'd hardly feel it that way. She'd just giggle since you made her wobble around.
>>13577089>he is but>he is butt>butt
>>13577105SmutAnon/Spaerk please, not everything is related to Celestia.
>>13577107>Celestia
You fellas need to relaxhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHSujfhnl2w
>>13577118That snout looks weird.Post a better one.
You fellas need to relaxAnd then unrelaxhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0oi9MiU4Eg
>>13577125No
Unrelax.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuAzPR0ACVw&list=PLD551D1F4DAA8D1FA
>>13577136
post your waifu
dubs and I delete all my pony pictures.
Relax.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPSCyNhEJXE
>>13577151>asking for that>when the celestia fags are hereYou fool!
holy shit posting a classic
>>13576663
>>13577151monstergirls are not furry
>>135771818 votes.
>>13577190I'm a slutty mare trapped inside a man's body.
>>1357720212 votes.
>>13577204Woah
>>13577151
>>13577211Keanu, please.
>>13577217http://strawpoll.me/441526/rFound it. You couldn't be more wrong.
>>13577218>11Brb committing babapocalypse
why are you such a terrible pony, anon?
>>13577229because i walk on two legs and mostly eat meat
Dubs and I stop posting in MLPG forever, cold turkey, right now.Non-dubs: I continue to post in MLPG constantly until MLPG no longer exists.
>>13577234dammit we were so close
>>13577151Kicky Feet
>>13577240>you'll never lick the underside of dash's hoof
>>13577247>your tongue will never be sucked in by her symbiotic leg shoggoth and raped until you taste blue
>>13577249>leg shoggothno anon,those are tentacle vaginas you're thinking about.
http://strawpoll.me/446054
>>13577151>>13577161
>>13577262dash isn't best pon but she's pretty good pon.
Dash has forgotten what it's like to be happy
You three suck and pony doesn't love you
>>13576318>om nom nom
HAHAI'M LEARNING TO DRAW AND ONLY I CAN STOP ME
>>13577295what if pony is rarity?
>>13577307Pony still doesn't love you, she only wants you for your penis.
>tfw no qt rainbow horse bff
>Vince Gilligan will never direct a season of MLP
>went to bed at midnight>spent entire night staring at the ceilingfuck
>>13577321You will never give her a massage after a long day of flying, releasing all the built up tension around her wings and making her moan in relaxation and ecstasyFeeling her velvet coat, warmed and fluffed up from the steam in the massage parlour, between your fingersConstantly aware of her gentle breathingpls kill me
>>13577334>Go to bed at midnight>Spend 5 hours thinking of reasons why I'm pathetic and deserve to be aloneI hate itBut I also kind of enjoy it. I like hating myself
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qRhAUP6fFu
>>13577271
The fuck are you faggots talking about now?
>>13577353thanks for smelling up the thread worse horse
>>13577151https://static1.e621.net/data/56/e7/56e74d95b63ded339036ede753983abc.jpg
>>13577356Love'em. They give me a lot of celestia images.
>>13577392I already have almost all of them so the only thing it does for me is forcing me to resize everything and even then I still get duplicates after a while
Sometimes I like to cut my inner thighs with a razor blade while masturbatingI don't know why I like it but when I do it I wish that I nick an artery and bleed out
>>13577410old horse
>>13577424You should do a video, selfharm is pretty hot
>>13577424Down the streets of forearm city, not across the roads of legtown.
>>13577439
>>13577429once upon a time there was a very ugly pony that wanted a very ugly human to read them a bedtime storyand the human said nothe end
worst pony
>>13577425>yfw all horses do that for an hour a day/night
>>13577460fucking image swaps.
>>13577457
>>13577465but that pony never ruined the show completelyhow can she be the worst?
>>13575953Does this explain the peanut butter crackers?
>>13577491That pony is too happyMake her sadder
this is a stupid faggot horse that should get punched
>>13577497You just went from faggot to double faggot, anon.
>>13577466aw alright. There was once a beautiful sleepy earth pony.everyone wanted to pet her mane and talk to her but she kept falling asleep during a conversation!Just like you're doing now.Sleep well sleepypon.
Okay you can go to Equestria but before that you have to make one pony eat a cup of Apple Seeds.Which pony do you choose?
>>13577505
>>135775122qt
>>13577509Applejack, she does it for fun.It doesn't actually matter because pony is not horse and will probably live
>>13577496Pony is not for nonhappy
>>13577509Rarity. Give her a couple bucks.
>>13577509A cup of seed from an Apple or seeds from apples?
>>13577522Half a cup kills a humanThe only reason horses can eat more is because they are bigger. Apple Seeds are most likely poisonous to them too.
>>13577509Twilight. If the Seeds were poisoned or some shit like that she can fix herself with magic.
>apple seeds>poisonousBullshit, I eat all my apple cores and I haven't died yet.
>>13577509You mean an Earth horse before you cross over?I dunno, is horse old and busted?
>>13577509Applejack, I'm sure she#s completely immune to cyanide by now
>>13577533Pony is not earth animal. What if cyanide compounds are a vital nutrient to pony?
>>13577509Blueblood
>>13577539But they are. You are just eating them in small amounts, which makes you retarded.
>>13577509Option 2:You can live equestria, but you have to marry either ross' sweetie belle while ross watches when you get there, or consummate your love with a sergal while your parents watch.
>>13577533Half cup of finely ground seedsYou didn't say pone had to chew
>>13577539You need 85grams of Apple Seeds to be certain that you'll die from them.
>>13577561How about I feed a cup of apple seeds to Ross?
>>13577546Then you're gonna have a rough time.
>>13577561Marry, divorce.
>>13577569I second this.
