Last Thread>>13545167Lets watch the CmC in the talent show! Do you think if each of the CmC did what they are good at rather than doing what they want, would they get their cutie mark? What do you rate their song?
>>13555461Some of his stuff is cute.
>>13553628Drew this for the anon. The pose threw me off but I figure I'd post it anyhow.
>>13555485Did he rape your dog or something?
>>13555483Someone should put some megabusty tits on Dash.
>>13555485the fuck you say nigga
>>13555485I don't know, for being so terrible he sure draws a lot of inoffensive, cute, innocent pictures of ponies being inoffensive, cute, and innocent.
>>13555478Does she replace your face or is it a fun source engine thing where her body is just clipping over your head
>>13555505she is inseparable from your headif you took her off you would both die
>>13555485I like his mice/rats/
>>13555490She did something far worse, Anon.
>>13555519So it's inseparable by choice then
>>13555495When she grows up, Sweetie will only fuck zebra stallions, to piss off her dad.
>>13555534>she ends up forgetting her vendetta against her dad because she's having too much fun getting stuffed with zebra cock>her cutie mark is so obscene that she can't go out during the day anymore>she now goes by Slutty Belle, or just Slut
>>13555543It's well past your bedtime, what are you still doing up?
>>13555579john maddenjohn maddenjohn maddenfootball
>>13555572It's the weekend. And I'm gonna ink this thing.
>>13555567Twilight, you useless horseBacon only helps awaken humans when it's cooked
>>13555567>Arrive in equestria>Everyone acts like you're a huge brony>Twilight even has an apartment set up for you>20% cooler comforter>Fluttershy bed pillow an doormat>memes hung all around the walls>all of the ponies greet you with "brohoof" and refuse to stop>they call you "brony"Would you stay?
>>13555475qtshitty comic though
>>13555587Oh, I didn't think of that. What are you inking?
>>13555603Why the hell does Twilight need a wand?
>>13555478>you can't cuddle her>you can't have sex with herIt'd still be great though.
>>13555602Nothing that involves Apple Bloom being truly cute can be truly shitty.
>>13555611a little thing called showmareship?
>>13555590>bang lyra in public>become horsefucker, fucker of horses
>>13555591>hello unpopular opinion coming through
>>13555591this is what happens when you have technology, bitches.That other dog is making leaps and bounds in the fields of science, and other lazy dogs get left behind.Fear keeps them behind.
>>13555550She moved to Detrot some time ago, to be with her boyfriend, but he left her a few months later. Not that it mattered, though, because she met a whole slew of zebras, staying with each of them on-and-off for a few months, supporting herself as a streetwalker. Rarity visits her every now and then, whenever she has a bad case of savannah fever, and Sweetie sets her up with someone for a three-night fling.
>>13555603Inking this>>13555595I guess I could if you like.
>>13555617But she should just form a wand out of magic and use that.
>>13555611Well, why not?>>13555629Oh, well you may end up going to bed after I do then
>>13555618>Celestia sends you to a quarantine town on the other side of the everfree as punishment for bad behaviour>Your neighbours are ross, a fat sergal, another anon, and the real pinkie pie
>>13555629Thats a tiny Gilda.
>>13555634showmareshipit's like you don't even understand the core concept
>>13555603I love it when ponies stand up like that, i love their little belly's and their DFC.
>>13555552that last drink is like "nope, i'm not falling over"
>>13555647But whats better than to create a wand out of magic!
>>13555641Hmm, well I actually should probably head to bed soon. I guess I didn't realize how late it ws.
>>13555646gilda is a very small catbird
>>13555603Are those socks?
DRAW YOURSELF AS A PONY
>>13555660She doesn't look too happy, anon.
>>13555660still big enough to go into heat.
>>13555664>>13555555what's not to like?
>>13555590Explain to her that that is a narrow stereotype and to not already decide who I am or what I believe in before they get to know me. We're all adults here, they should understand.
>watching this episodehttp://www.cbs.com/shows/star_trek_the_next_generation/video/JRpMo1hMWTc_zJo6G3AmLxT_E0ubGt_r/star-trek-the-next-generation-hollow-pursuitsJesus this one hits too close to home.
>>13555590Thank them for being so friendly, slowly slip out of the stereotype by not acting like a spazz.
>>13555657It's the weekend, I'll leave it up to you (just this once)
>>13555591Payday crew makes way for the Bulldozer.
>>13555662I think so
>>13555628>at this point, Sweetie Belle has had zebra stripe tattoos all over her, piercings, and a collar>Rarity doesn't like to see her so degraded, but it drives the zebras wild>her bedroom is a wreck, with used condoms, cigarettes, blunts and cum-stained underwear all over the place>every time Rarity comes to visit she tries to say something about it, but one gangbang later, it's made pretty obvious where Sweetie got all of her sex tips from>Rarity starts to visit more often
>>13555693Twilight is such a CutieAnd so are you anon
>>13555687>The video you requested is not available in your geographic region
>>13555704I'd just quit right thereBulldozers are fucking ridiculous
>>13555709http://en.memory-alpha.org/wiki/Hollow_PursuitsIt's about a guy who uses the holodeck to live a life of fantasy because reality is "too hard" for him to handle.
>>13555713>Automatic shotgun>Heavy ballistic armor>Perk that gives me infinite ammo after I lay down a ammo boxPop pop pop watching motherfuckers drop. Has the game gotten any better since beta?
>>13555730Go to sleep, Twilight.
>>13555708I'm not gay, but if some guy held me close and said I was a cutie, I'd spaghetti.
>>13555733Not the community
>>13555735But it's not bedtime yet
>>13555467Applebloom might be good at speed construction or set design, with Sweetie singing all the lead parts and Scootaloo doing some amazing stunt dives.It's not like they haven't been party to some great collaborations (with terrible results).
>>13555733Update 11 happened not too long ago. Almost 1gb of changes.
>>13555747That's actually why I didn't by the game.
>>13555751But could you imagine if they do all of those in the talent show? They would not win anything at all!
>>13555746>Big Macintosh think's it's cute how you sweat when he hits on you>doesn't even mind that you came on yourself when he cornered you on your way to the bathroom and gave you a big kiss
Would pony like a guy who premature ejaculates?
>>13555753The new heist is so fucking funThe nerfs on pay are horrid though
>>13555751I want to see the cmc as their filly selves dressed up in their future job attire.Sweetie in a beautiful gown in front of a micApplebloom wearing a construction hat and safety vestAnd scootaloo pulling a wagon full of porta-pottys
>>13555778>And scootaloo pulling a wagon full of porta-pottys
>>13555774pony tends to cum in the first ten seconds or so, so I doubt they would mind
>>13555774premature ejaculation is an opinion. A wizard ejaculates precisely when he means to.
>>13555778Is it that Applebloom is good at core construction or being Ms. Fix-It?
>>13555786>wizard>ejaculatingenjoy having your mana stolen
>>13555783it would make for the worst compan slogan
>>13555778You mean when Scootaloo is a stunt artist.
>>13555730>>13555746It's just about the person for me. I'm pretty easy to get flustered.
>>13555789Second oneAt least that's my opinion
>>13555790you obviously didn't read my post
>>13555707She had her first foal a year after she got to Detrot. It was a filly, and she had no idea who her father was, but she took after her father: Nearly a perfect zebra, with only a few streaks of purple in her hair and blue eyes to give her away. She knows for a fact that her daughter has a boyfriend, but other than that she's largely unaware of what goes on in her life.She met a Canterlot social worker recently who wanted to take her daughter away from her, saying (not untruthfully) that she's a hideously unfit mother. She gritted her teeth, broke her own rule, and let him fuck her with his inferior, tiny pony cock. He seemed to enjoy it, and he comes back once a month to "check up on them". She's thinking the girl's getting old enough to fend for herself, so maybe she can finally sic her boyfriend on the little punk and be done with it.[/spoiler]
fuck scootaloo, she worst pone
>>13555807That very mean anon. It hurts.
>>13555803what a terrible social worker
>>13555777I have yet to play since over two weeks. In a sense it's still in beta, with cornerstone gameplay being shifted around. I should round up some MLPG dudes and see how it's changed.
>>13555793But you /d/. Or is it that you use it as an outlet of sexual frustration?
>>13555769what was it like the first time he kissed you? you'd never kissed a boy before, let alone a stallion, so it must have been different. did you squeal like a schoolgirl and throw your arms around him?
>>13555807Pffffff >Worse pone
>>13555815Let's do it m8, I've got someone who's past 50 who'd play
>>13555815I also haven't played in ~two weeks or solet's heist
>>13555814No pony is incorruptible. Some ponies are, in fact, very corruptible.
>>13555783>>13555792I bet you she's the one who invents them in equestria. She's got the perfect name for themScoot-A-loo your portable toilet delivery service. >>13555789they will raise so many barns on the apples farm they won't even have any room for apple trees.
>>13555815>Guy walks into the bank with heavy armor, saw, and 2 shotguns>Opens a savings account>This goes on for 2 years with random people strolling in heavily armed>With the bank successfully desensitized to it the heist startsThese guys prepare.
>>13555816I may have a few fetishes but that doesn't mean I'm not extremely sentimental. I'm kind of a wimp when it comes to mushy stuff.
Do you think Rarity tries to hide her centuple-strength conditioner and overnight hair cream?
>>13555730Girls curling their hair in their fingers (or hooves) and playing with it and waving with it is the cutest thing ever
>>13555804she calls them chickuns, and whenever she puts them up, she says "Arise, Chikun"
>>13555830It's probably a spell she found out and learned. I wouldn't be surprised if she has a huge book of fashion, mane, coat and so on spells that would put all of Twilight's books to shame.
>>13555821>>13555822Right now? Like, right now right now? I guess so.id/BlueRat1987
>>13555821>you will never be the greatest in the galaxy
>>13555829That's pretty cute tooAnyway I think I'm going to bed now. Goodnight!
>>13555841Not right now for meI'm about to merge to 0pone mode
>>13555824> they actually run out of space> Apple Acres is at most 1/6 the original orchard> the rest is a storage rental facility and makes way more from monthly rentals and Storage Wars auctions than anyone expected
>>13555840> no Ethereal Mane careRarity pls
>>13555842cool broken horn anon
>>13555840>Rarity made a scrapbook with those spells. >She goes trough every spell book she finds, searching for spells and then just snips them out and adds them to her scrap book>technically she read more spellbooks than Twilight will ever do>Twilight also still doesn't get why all the spell books in the library are like that.
>>13555858When is the next episode?
Me and Croptool are playing Payday 2. Two more slots, anybody interested?
>>13555874how much is it?
>>13555884$30If you don't have it yet, I'd wait until more content or gather up some people and buy a four pack to save money.
rainbow dash wants to go on an adventure with youwhere will you go? what will you do? how soon will you go home and get a snack?
>>13555860>there isn't a spell that changes color, only spells that change something to a specific color>Rarity knows almost all of them for the visible light spectrum>and that's just color spells>technically she knows more spells than most royal archmages
>>13555843happy your quest is complete etc etc
>>13555899In subtle variations she's memorized, probablyBut most would just handwave it, saying she's just memorized the hex codesThe last time someone said that they got hunter-orange liberty spikes that bit when modification was attempted
>>13555898We're going hikingI don't feel like making the two day trip up to the rainbow falls, so it's just going to be a day trekProbably in to the Everfree or something, does she know the way to Zecora;s?
>>13555910this is just retarded
>>13555759I've heard Payday might be good, but I'll never know because the masks suck, and the promotion material featuring the masks is awful.
>>13555938Your face is just retarded
>>13555914Imagine if she used all her fashion spells offensively.Make you blind by changing the color of your lens cortexTransform your body in cute little meat puppets like she did with that huge ass branchTransmute different body parts in random materials like she did with Trixie's curtain Somewhere in a multiverse there's a version of Equestria where Fashion mages are the most terrifying enemy you could ever meet.
>>13555953Well they're all Transfigurations spells, soIt would be VERY unwise to upset someone that adept at body alterationsRarity would probably never do anything meaner than forcing your hair 'summery' when you look best as 'a winter'
Twilight finishes her transformation spell on you and you find that your new body is that of a...
>>13555969Well yeah true. The worst she ever did was just blasting changelings with magic blasts like Twilight did in a Canterlot Wedding and that was because she was mad. That's why I said in another version of Equestria. An evil Rarity is a scary thought.I mean you have all that shit and to add it you have all her sewing skills and her telekinesis.Thousands upon thousands of needles hitting you in pinpoint locations.
>>13555987> An evil Rarity is a scary thought.Yes, almost Nightmarish
>>13555976Larger human, based on what she remembers of Iron Will. You keep feeling like you're going to tip over because human legs that bend forward can't support the ridiculous upper body so wellShe thought it'd help you "fit in"
>>13555997Har har har.Nightmareity wasn't really evil Rarity. Rarity was just a host, her real self being locked down deep inside her mind. It doesn't really count.
>>13556005Well, I can only help her back then, if she's been so kind.Let's help it "fit in"
>>13555955I still love you, Tia
>>13556013Whoa, whoa dudeI thought this was like any given AnonAnd it's not like I can't personally get more swole>>13556015Maybe after the third date. Maybe.Here's hoping you can talk physics and do karaoke.
>>13556019I wish I could be a werewolf.
>>13556029She's so cute with her tongue hanging out <3
>>13556034Oh my god, theros is turning out to be so awful
>>13555976BUGBEAR FUCK YEAH
>>13556039That isn't the picture i selectedThe aspect ratio isn't even right>>13555976Porta-potty filly
>>13556034Man, fuck Theros
>>13556034How is THAT a rare cardSeriously
>>13556052I might have been the one that mentioned the 250ml thing...It's the only zebra thing I mentioned at all since I started playing hte game I swear.
>>13556052I pointed out 250 ml because I saw zebras around
>>13556034I might be wrong, but that card seems terrible
>>13556061>>13556064WHO DUN IT
>>13556034>tfw Theros is basically greek Kamigawa
>>13556065No, no, you're right.>theros>shitty cards>FLAVAH FLAV>welcome to kamigawa 2.0
>>13556048>break a legdon't break a leg
>>13556079Where did we go right?
>>13556088>booped by markeraww.
>>13556052I'm not gonna lieI linked this the first time it was posted in mlpg
>satyr in cookie threadpls stahp
>>13556095OH GOD ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING MEWhat did they think about it
>>13556096I loved the human poses in S1.
>>13556105Not that guy but if I remember correctly just one guy responded with just a wow
Can we agree that the Wedding Episodes are better than the Crystal Empire Empire Episodes
>>13556106Funny. Very funny.
Post your waifu or something I don't give a shit. I'm going to bed. Roommate is being noisy. Fuck it. Thank god for earplugs.
>>13556105some guy said something about 'muh dick' but there wasn't much of a response
>>13556111What, didn't you? They were some of the best things about S1.
>>13556110NoNeverOnly two things were done better by the wedding episodesThe songsAnd ChrysalisEverything else was did much much better by the Crystal Empire episodes
>>13556110Sure. I wasn't a big fan of either, but the wedding episodes tried to be big and exciting, and had some fun ideas. The Crystal Empire stuff was bland and the first half seriously dragged.
>>13556116And low the morning fag did decree it morning with his lousy troll
>>13556118>did much better by the Crystal Empire episodeslike being worse episodes
>>13556118>The songs>And ChrysalisAnd that is why its was better than the Crystal Empire.
>>13556116I liked them.
>>13556110Yeah, at least the wedding had memorable good things about it, unlike TCE
>>13556130The Crystal Empire episode had... Hmm...Let's try to remember good things about bad episodes. The Crystal Empire had the cute librarian. Character development from Fluttershy, I think? The morose crystal ponies were ok. The song was ok.
>>13556124>Wedding>Everyone including Celestia is a complete retard>Almost no interaction beteenthe characters just Twilight doing stuff>Crystal empire>all that character interaction>funny>Spike was a hero>That door sceneLook Chrysalis and the songs were god tier but aren't enough to put it above the crystal empire episodesI liked them both tough. They are good episodes. Not one of the best, not great but they were good.
I will love you until my last breath takes you from me
pony gon eat you
>>13556112I don't want to, she's associated with dumb people.
>>13556112AppleDan is gone forever, right? Does that mean I can have Harshwhinny?
>>13556140And I'm gonna eat pony out
>>13556136>all that character interaction>funnyWhich episode was that, Spike at your Service?
>>13556144No, she's mine.
>>13556150>Spike at your Serviceman, that episode is so underrated here
Twilight Sparkle will not outlive her friends.
>>13556150>TCE>not having great and funny character interactionYou're a nigger
>>13556133The only good thing I recall are sad crystal ponies.
C-can i be Harshwhinny?
>>13556156it's pure cesstive shit
>>13556133It had one of the best Spike and Twilight scenes in the show
>>13556158No, I'm Meghan McCarthy.
Finished the Inks, Will probably color tomorrow. Look ok?
>>13556173Which one was that? The one Tara ruined with her shobby voice acting?
>>13556156It's pretty good.
>>13556072>>13556078Man fuck both of you Kamigawa was good.
>>13556148I bet she's a total screamer ones she gets into it
>>13556172Why?Not that guy, and for me Spike at your Service is the second worst episode of S3 but I it's not a bad episode.Other than Spike being a moron at some tasks, out of which only 2 don't make sense it had nothing bad.
>>13556172>>13556162>>13556182dial it back, morning fags. some of us chill night people need to stick it out here for another thirty minutes
>>13556167>he always sees himself as the mare
>>13556144>AppleDan is gone forever, right?What happened with him anyway?
>>13556190>kamigawa>goodThat's not how you pronounce darksteel
>>13556211Obviously I do, otherwise I wouldn't have asked.
>>13556202He got mad that people kept calling his art 'bad'MLPG usually is really nice about it but he's one of those kinds of people
>>13556204But Darksteel was shit. It had two broken cards and a bunch of garbage.
>>13556190>kamigawa was goodNew mechanics were boringCards suckedFlavour was cheesy0/10 set would not play
>>13556214he said this place was too full of shit and shitposting.Good riddance.Now if we could do it with Her...
>>13556221>darksteel>shitSOMEONE HOLD ME OR I'M GONNA SMACK A BITCH
>>13556224i bet you like the ravnica block
Can't we all agree that both Ravnicas were the best sets ever?
sex with zecora
>>13556228I blame mewball
>>13556237I didn't really like ravnica because I play artifact/blue but I liked the two-colour thingie.
>>13556236Holy shit stop posting any time>Mfw people don't play orzhov near me
>>13556244She needs to shut up
>>13556224You probably just sucked at recurring your spirits or sweeping at the right time.
>>13556244Sex with luna
Hey guys do you play 40k?
>>13556251My zebraTurtling all day erryday
>>13556257No friends to playm never bothered learning.Same with D&D/shadowrun.
>>1355625740k is for dorks
>>13556257do i look like a 13 year old boy to you
>>13556271That's why you go to your local comic book store and meet people.
>>13556217Really? I kinda find that hard to believe .He was kinda of a faggot but not like that.
>>13556255After seeing her behavior in the BigMac comic that seems not entirely possible, at least in comparison to Luna Eclipsed
>>13556257No. I always wanted to but no one who lived in my home town played it.
>>13556288I can be /pony/ if you want~
>>13556287>not possibleyou're sure?
>>13556283I gave him my opinion on this picture that I requestedHe took it as a personal insult when I was trying to be nice about it
>>13556257Nah. It's probably okay, but the only guy I know who plays it won't shut up about it. Ever. It's goddamn annoying.
>>13556299I'm just stupid, I meant to write 'impossible'. Sorry
>>13556302That old thing? Come on he still sticked around for a while after that drawing. It can't be that.
I'm going to sleep now. Goodnight everyone.
>>13556308>that old thingIt's hardly old at all
http://www.games-workshop.com/gws/Games workshop make the best model soldiers in the world
>>13556306Luna seems a lot more energetic and carefree than celestia.I bet she fucks loadsastallions.
>>13556321I know but he still stayed here even after he was told it was shit.
>>13556322>not the priciest
>>13556257There's only so much Gears of War enjoyment you can get out of a mercilessly militaristic religious empire driving psychic diversity, reality warping and simple wonder out of their Universe.
>>13556328I didn't tell him it was shit but I know he was here for a while afterI just have a feeling that he just got his hurt after subjecting his art to the general all of the time. It's rather nerve racking for people who are big introverts
>>13556323Not too sure about the last line, but yeah, she seemed a lot less 'royal' than Celestia in the comic.Though I bet that Celestia is a fun, carefree person once she knows you better, too. She just seems to be more reserved than Luna.
>>1355625740kiddies are the worst
>>13556348She's been working a thousand years more and she hasn't even stopped.How Would YOU feel?
>>13556345I guess. He didn't draw anything new after that did he? Still I don't know. I kinda find it hard he left because of that. Oh well anything is possible.
What did you cum to today, MLPG
>>13556356>How Would YOU feel?After a thousand years of working overtime? I'd probably not even make it through the first year.
>>13556348I think both are like how Luna was in the comic when they have no royal duty or any responsibility at the moment.If they have to keep appearances because it's an official visit they keep calm and act royally but at a fair where they're for fun. Fuck this shit let's have fun.
>>13556368Pictures of a massive, thick, white cock
>>13556368why do you want to know, Dash?
>>13556368TransformationAnon's porn folder full of vanilla and chrysalisAnon's porn folder full of lyra and sergalsApplejackHarshwhinnyTransformation againFeralTaylor Swift
>>13556368I haven't yetYesterday was to my ex
>>13556379>you will never bribe the conductor so he delays the train with the ambassador for a day because of 'technical difficulties', giving Celestia an unexpected day off and the chance to visit the fair with you
>>13556368I was watching you and Applejack.
>>13556393i still don't understand how anyone could have a porn folder with two very specific things in it
I wonder how many twifags can I get mad today.
>>13556414My porn folder is literally nothing but a single picture of applejack
>>13556421I'm already mad
>>13556384>>13556388>Only people here that don't fap to pone are gay>>13556399>Or patheticTypical
>>13556421I wanted to believe that twifufags had ascended beyond a state of getting mad at mlpg but clearly that's wrong
>>13556421>twifags>madafter twhylicorn we have transcended your mere mortal anger
>>13556421I've never stopped being mad since MMC
>>13556414My porn folder is just one pony.Or that one pony paired up with others.
>>13556447OK>Only people here that don't fap to 2D are gay
>>13556421SHUT UP I'M ALMOST ENJOYING MY ANGER
>>13556421Do I count if Twilight is my second favorite pony from the main cast?
>>13556456Straight 3d porn is shit
>>13556435>>13556441>>13556442My fellow anon, that is indeed true, butI'm a sucker for wings, soI've worked it out
>>13556431>fapping to a previous partner is patheticI haven't had sex in a while, give me a breakI'm starting to understand why people get some crazy fetishes now
>>13556406those wings look like cut from cardboard.
>>13556448Fluttershy would be very poor at sports, like everything she does
>>13556470unf unf unf wings unf
>>13556485She should talk about it with Princess Rarity over tea.
>>13556485She already had that crown, she just didn't choose to wear it.
>>13556504I would buy her a better icecream! It pain me to see her cry.
>>13556516And why would she wear it nonstop now?
>>13556518this is the 77th icecream you've bought hershe keeps doing this
>>13556521I'm just commenting on the image.
>>13556485...Twilight is growing up.Maybe we can't deal with the fact that our little twilight is leaving the nest and we're mad Who am I kidding, it's just that she became a princess for no fucking reasonThe wings are cool though.
>>13556534but you need both the crown AND the wings before everypony tries to kill you
>>13556538No, only the wings
>>13556537>for no fucking reasonbut it was destined
>>13556537I don't mind the princess thing. She becoming an alicorn is a thing from goddamn S1.
>>13556473>never had sex >can't understand why people make such a big fuzz about itI'm kinda afraid that I'll become like them once I know what its like
>>13556538What about the hoof thingsDo they just want to stab you at that point
>>13556547That's not true>>13556546Only true for S3
>>13556558People had been calling on it since S1
>>13556558>That's not trueAre you fucking me. Dude Alicorn Twilight was speculated since the fucking start. It was discussed a lot of times here.
>>13556558I was expecting it since S1E2 aired
>>13556550sex is amazing anonyou really have no ideait's like your dick wants to explode in an amazing way and your head gets all fuzzy and shit unfEnjoy this small pony
>>13556563>>13556567Lauren herself said she was never going to be an alicorn.
>>13556574Lauren can eat shityou can't be a princess without wings and a horn
>>13556572>you really have no ideaAnd I probably never will.
>>13556572I really doubt sex can feel that good,really. I don't feel much when I masturbate.
>>13556574So? Lauren did not write the entire show by herself, anonWe never got her entire version, even in S1
>>13556574She said that she was going to make her sunbutt's successor, she never specifically mentioned not alicornationcalifornicaaaation
>>13556563>>13556567>>13556569It wasn't very realistic, especially since later on Faust said Celestia and Luna are supposed to be the only alicorns. She was obviously meant to become someone important, no shit, she's the main character.
>>13556574All I remember is that she aid she had plans for her too but not exactly what and never deny it as far as I remember. And even so that doesn't matter. From the start a lot of people found Twilight becoming an alicorn something that will happen, something very very plausible.
>>13556585I can't speak for having sex toys but your hand isn't even on the same plane of existence when it compares to sexI could probably make a great fapfic just based on experiences
>>13556595>something very plausiblebecause so many ponies became alicorns before
>>13556586Had Meghan not decided to fuck her ideas over it would still be the case. Lauren's vision was what decided what would go and what wouldn't on a grand scale, much like how now it's McCarthy's, or rather Hasbro's, extended by McCarthy.
Geez, if alicorn Twilight makes you so mad, how in the world are you babies going to respond when the other elements of harmony become alicorns?
>>13556600Because so many ponies are Celestia's personal prodigy and the unicorn with the most magic potential
Twilight is incredibly stupid and there is no way you can prove me otherwise, twifags.
>>13556599is it true what I read in my japanese mangaIs it hot like a furnace and your dick feels extremely sensitive
>>13556602>Im fucking plyingHasbro always had the last wordAlwaysEvery single thing we got was because Hasbro allowed it to occurHasbro wanted alicornsWe would have gotten alicorns even if Lauren had stayed
>>13556595>something very very plausible>2 alicorns on the show, no mention of another one, ever>very very plausible>>13556607>EG>SSApparently yes.
>>13556600Because so many ponies are the Elments of HarmonyBecause so many ponies are Celestia's personal studentBecause so many ponies are the main character and have a special meaning in their goddamn name related to the princesses
>>13556615and SS became an alicorn too
>>13556602Yeah, Lauren can't do shit against Hasbro
>>13556585> I don't feel much when I masturbate.Yeah, same here. I'm sure I don't even have an orgasm since I don't really feel anything.
>>13556610she seems rather happy at her imminent usurpation
>>13556612>is it hot like a furnaceDepends on which hole>and your dick feels extremely sensitiveso much so
>>13556585>I really doubt sex can feel that good
>>13556618how is any of that any kind of indication that twilight would become an alicorn
>>13556615And Celestia would have groomed SS to become her successor if she wasn't such a cunt, I don't see your point
>>13556602Lauren never had the last word.
>>13556625They told her she was about to go really fast
>>13556614>We would have gotten alicorns even if Lauren had stayedThat's completely wrong.Cadence being an alicorn was an afterthought, the episode was already written and being created by the time they decided to make her one, so it means it wasn't exactly super-important for Hasbro.Twilight becoming an alicorn is 100% McCarthy's very own idea according to her. This is obviously not true, but even then I'd assume that it was mostly up to her and Hasbro just made a vague request for something they can make a new toy of.
>>13556368Cinnamon Harvest Kashi shredded wheat knockoffsReally it was human x pone impreg. I'm seeing a pattern here.
Twilight was always going to be a princess, she just wasn't going to be an alicorn. I don't see why this would make anyone mad.
>>13556628you mean vaginas are really really hot? Huh. How does it feel to taste one? What temperature do they reach?
>>13556644Autists hate change
>>13556638No, but she actually fought stupid shit.
>>13556638She didn't create the show on her own either. The writers added a shitload of things and also modified the bible. The pegasuses weren't meant to control weather. This was added during the writing phase.
>>13555615show stopperscall of cutie
>>13556572>head gets all fuzzy and shitSynesthesia?
>>13556654And got kicked out for her troublesFace it, we can either have the show Hasbro wants to have, or no show at all
>>13556648Vag is like lukewarmMouth produces heat so its warmer than your dickAss is sorta more hot but you can feel the difference if you had vag first, then anal>How does it feel to taste one?I'm not going to lie, vag tastes like fucking shit and smells somewhat close to it. But it's fun to make a girl get really close to the edge to make her really want it>>13556661What?
>>13556636The point is that your point is wrong in >>13556607Twilight wasn't super-ultra-special, thus that can't be used as an argument to say that she was very obviously destined to be an alicorn.
>>13556632Well let's see>Celestia - Day - Alicorn>Luna - Night - Alicorn>Twilight>the main reason Luna and Celestia are reconciled>Twilight - that part of day between day and night or Night and day>Twilight - Element of Magic - only element that appeared after the other 5 were activated>The other 5 are qualities needed for a friendship , Twilight's one is more than that, it's friendship itselfI wonder...
>>13556669But she was destined to be a princess
>>13556668>vag tastes like fucking shit That Can't be true. Does she wash often?Hell, why don't you just cover her pussy with marmelade and then eat her out
>>13556673...why that would necessitate alicorndom at all.
>>13556676My dick was destined to be a princess
>>13556669>Twilight wasn't super-ultra-specialCutie Mark Chronicles: "I've never seen a pony with your raw abilities" (or something along the lines of that)Twilight is definitely outstanding.
>>13556654>implying that matersMorrow said it herself the best. Because of Hasbro the show exists and continues to exist. Lauren could have whatever ideas she wanted. They meant shit. Hasbro always had the last word. Lauren could either bend over or leave. Fighting is irrelevant.
>girlfriend here>latex condoms are sucking up lube>it's probably the WRONG lube and gets all gelatin-sticky>stopping halfway every time>now she suspects she's starting a yeast infectionFuck this gay EarthI'm actually having to resort to pony to finish off in the bathroom, what the fuck is my life
>>13556668> vag tastes like fucking shit> smells somewhat close to itSounds like you got a bad batch of girlfriend there, Anon.
>>13556651Lauren herself said multiple times that she did not know Cadence would be an alicorn and at the time she worked on the script of the episode - which she worked on a lot, according to both McCarthy and Faust, Cadence was a regular unicorn.Second one was either Bronycon or EFNW panel, someone dared to mention Hasbro or just generally wanted to suck dick because Hasbro's influence was brought up and McCarthy said that Hasbro is really nice and so on and so on and for instance Twilycorn was her very own idea and decision not influenced by Hasbro at all. I think she might've said something about this on her Twitter too.
>IT IS COMPLETELY RIDICULOUS HOW TEX DRAWS HIS DUDE JACKED AS HELL. NO SERIOUS ARTIST WOULD DRAW THAT
>>13556685She was the most magical unicorn Celestia has ever seen.
you, i sometimes think that satyrs are the most pathetic thing to come out of /mlp/ yet, after reading some of the posts from last thread
>>13556679Oh yeah, my last girl always made sure she was clean all over all of the time. She was self conscious about thatWe never tried the whole eating out with chocolate or whatever>>13556694I'm surprised no one has said anything about eating out the wrong hole
>>13556703Right, and that means that she was destined to be an alicorn because of that.
>>13556698But Texanon isn't Tex, it's not like "totes ripped OC donut steel"
>>13556686Whether you choose to believe the staff or not is a different question, but according to them Hasbro doesn't push shit often, and again, McCarthy herself often admits to coming up with the stupidest shit as a response to Hasbro's very very vague requests.
>>13556698>NO SERIOUS ARTIST WOULD DRAW THATI agree fully.
>>13556707me, i sometimes think, that your bad grammar is a dead giveaway
>>13556709that's because when you get an enema, an ass is even cleaner than a pussy, which doesn't get cleaned as much from the inside.
>>13556703Which means she's more special than SS.I don't know why it's such a huge problem for you to accept that she was always special.
what does it matter if twilight is an alicorn or notshe's not going to outlive her friends
>>13556709> I'm surprised no one's said they've licked the wrong holeAgain, AnonI don't know how to tell you this but that's in no way my experience with women. The worst I ever got was a bitter tang after she had way, way too much coffee once.
>>13556725But I'm not saying that. I'm on your side. I'm a different anon. I was just completing what you were saying.
>>13556734Oh, okay. Sorry
>>13556726> who caersSomehow you were compelled enough to respond, so evidently SOMEone.
>>13556683because hasbro decided to link being a princess, with being an alicorn for some stupid reasonWhich makes even less sense when you realize we know for a fact the same does not hold true for stallions, but that is hasbro for you
>>13556729People said I have a weird taste in food so you might be right
>>13556725She was special, that's why she was going to be a unicorn princess.
>>13556725Sure, but not by much apparently, since SS was the one who was supposed to do whatever it is Twilight does now until it turned out she's insane and completely retarded.
>>13556716>forearms and calves as big as his head
>>13556739>implying Blueblood has any kind of real power
>>13556711>But Texanon isn't Tex,Every original character tex draws is an avatar of himself, but in a different style. >Here's me if I were an anime dude>Here's me if I were an animal crossing guy>Here's me if I were on Gravity Falls>Here's me if I were a ponyetc
>>13556742Or your girlfriend never learned to wipe front to back, not vice aversaThis seems worth asking before you dunk your gums in shit germs
>>13556749Well then you can have prince Twily
>>13556739Technically SA is also a prince. I guess males just don't become alicorns.
>>13556750Has he ever said this, or are you just sperging as hard as you can?
>>13556756in b4 male alicorn in s4
>>13556753I've been hitting a dry streak with picking up women so I'll try to keep it in mindMoving to a really unfamiliar area doesn't really help getting your dick wet at all
>>13556756WHAT ELSE CAN YOU EXPECT FROM A SHOW MADE BY A FEMINIST?
>>13556765> moving somewhere new doesn't help getting your dick wetWe may be very different people.
>>13556756Princesshood and alicorn status don't need to be connected, they just are for whatever reason. It could still be a one way, all alicorns are automatically princesses but not all princesses have to be alicorns. There isn't really anything to indicate either, beyond the fact that all the princesses we know about right now are alicorns.
>>13556774Besides Princess Platinum
I must be fucking the wrong people because anal doesn't feel that much better than masturbation on the physical level
>>13556781Yeah but she's ded
>>13556781We have never seen her
>>13556773We both enjoy pony so that's enough of a similarity to call you muh nigga for now
I don't mind Twily being an alicornI don't mind her being a princessI don't think alicornhood and princesshood came out of nowhereI don't think it's such a huge deal and thing most of you are overreacting.
>you will never wake up as a girl>you will never wake up to your favorite pony eating you out
>>13556774Its pretty clear its a mandate from above, considering we were told that Cadence was originally going to be a unicorn before the meddling began>>13556781Platinum was a different kind of princess. She was the daughter of the reigning unicorn tribe king, not its ruler.
>>13556796I don't give a shit about her becoming a princess and her wings make her look cuter
>>13556796Me neither.I'll love all the mane 6 even after they're all alicorn princesses.
>>13556796AgreedI just like pon
>>13556815I said since S1 that Twilight will become a alicornI just hoped that her friends will ascend too so Twilight won't be forced to see them die and for me that would have been the best end, Equestria ruled by Celestia, Luna and the mane six as alicorns.
We know from Cadance that it's not necessary to be powerful or a unicorn to become an alicorn.
>>13556796Wings add a level of wing hugs that the older model couldn't doSo I enjoy it.Besides, it's just a show. It doesn't control my every being
>>13556837>twilight won't outlive her friends
Sometimes I see a picture and it has just the right amount of cool and cute to make me feel incredibly lonely. This is one of those times
>>13556798>you will never wake up with a maregina>you will never wake up with anon going down on you
>>13556843Which can mean multiple thingsShe dies by sacrificing herself or some sit like that (highly unlikely)All her friends ascend ( very likely)She isn't a true alicorn like Celestia and Luna and still has a normal lifespan ( also kinda likely)
Would you ever admit to your favorite pone you've tried her 'inspired' cocktail?
>>13555491But they would be out of the frame.
>>13556859No, because that Celestia drink sounds terribleWhat you do is take a double shotglass, pour half 151 and half fireball, light it and try to drink it without burning your face or vomiting
>>13556859>Kahlua, Bailey's and GoldschlagerNo, I would not. I would be quite ashamed if I ever drank that kind of slop.
>>13556853>you will never a cute pony who is actually an anon trapped inside a pony's body
>>13556848>tfw just the thought of my waifu rejecting me or being disappointed in me already makes me gulpI never asked for this.
>>13556859Most of those sound horrible.
>>13556883The GIlda one sounds pretty good
>>13556882But at least your waifu noticed you.
>>13556760>Has he ever said this, or are you just sperging as hard as you can?You have to be pretty blind to see that they're not author avatars. >He uses Tex anon and others as avatars on youtube, tumblr, etc>Sometimes uses "I" when referring to them>Same clothing/hairstyle, implying they're all based on one thing, (ie himself).
Why aren't you listening to skrillex right now
>>13556880>you will never make him feel like a natural mare>he will never renounce his personhood and go full pony
>>13556880>They want to do every depraved thing you want to>And then some
>>13556857>still has a normal lifespanWhat kind of successor won't even outlive their predecessor?
>>13556859I don't have nearly enough alcohol in my house to make any of those. At best I have a few bottles of beer and even that is rare
>>13556750true he's 16/
>>13556883The Derpy one seems that it would taste like banana egg nog.
>>13556859Those sound terrible
>>13556867To be fair this is not the best list, but the only one left in my pone folder.Every Dash drink seems to be a variation on that, though. I'll admit to making a pitcherful of it and getting ragingly drunk inside two glasses.Much like Dash, you don't realize it's too much until it's all too late>>13556878>>13556883Not sure where the better versions have gone, but >>13556873Don't you think Celestia's would be a LITTLE less intense? I could see that being Flaming Anger Twilight's though.
>>13556883Most of them are horrible.This is the superior version.
>>13556896Well there was never said that Twilight is Celestia and Luna's successor. There's no reason for that.
>>13556888>her gaze sweeps over you>a few seconds later, she's already forgotten about you again
>>13556859She doesn't have one.
>>13556913Fillies should not drink
>>13556910>Applejack isn't just applejack
>>13556909>Don't you think Celestia's would be a LITTLE less intense?You're drinking the sun so of course not you silly
>>13556910Bada bing, that's an oldie but goody. Thanks for finding it!
>>13556911Yeah if anything it seems like Celestia is just expanding the governmentMaybe she just wants to delegate some things now
>>13556910>vodka and cock sauceIt's almost crazy enough to work...
>>13556913Sweetie is too young to be an alcoholic drink. She would be one of those "Now with 10% more juice" drinks that's 80% sugar.
>>13556929I need to try that one
>>13556928Especially since she loves her little ponies so much. She would never quit.
>>13556928>Expanding the government>Not expanding her empire
>>13556924Anon, she controls the Sun. It's something she does, not that she's a Ponyta or something. She's got some sophistication and grace and more than a little comfort to her subjects. This is some dare-level shit.I guess you could fake out and call it "The Royal Guard Test"
>>13556929>cock sauceAnon, I think your freudian slips are becoming worse and worse. I think it's time to admit you have an obsession.
>>13556889> you'd have to be blind to see xI appreciate you pointing out that Tex uses it more consistently than I knew, butIf I were blind I wouldn't see shitMaybe you meant "to not see"?
>>13556716I know where you've been today.
>>13556946That was a fantastic game in every aspect.
>>13556938She just needs more Cadences.Now she has one of her subjects as the leader of the Crystal Empire. Who knows when an Apple Empire will poof up because they defeated a Pearbra 1000 years ago
>>13556948Doesn't everyone call Sriracha that?
>>13556948>Implying it isn't hotglueanon>Implying he hasn't put all manner of cum related labels on everything in his fridge and pantry
>>13556948that's slang for sirachathat's not even lewd
>>13556929>vodka and cock sauce>Not vodka and horse semen shot
>>13556955It's definitely one of the games I wish I could blank from my memory to play again. The last 3-4 chapters was just so got-damn amazing.
>>13556969>>13556964Nope you all just like dicks.
>>13556882I know my waifu would reject me. It doesn't bother me. It's really like having a crush.
>>13556964>>13556969>worked at a grocery store a few years ago>guy came in asking for sriracha>gayest man I've seen in my store>didn't know the name so he described it>"Oh, you mean cock sauce?">he looks at me confused, and then at my crotch before looking up again>correct myself and call it sriracha and lead him to itNot everyone calls it cock sauceOr at least gay guys think of other things first
>>13556979I do like dicks, but Siriacha is sometimes referred to as either rooster sauce or cock sauce among those who consume it regularly
>>13556979BUT IT SAYS SO RIGHT ON THE LABEL
>>13556996>It's called cock sauce by those who consume it regularlyI bet so.
>>13556994He would have hit on you if you had a decent packageMust suck having a tiny dick
>>13557002>F5(doesn't he know about 4chan X?)
>>13557007Pinkie still uses IE7
>>13556975Same. Never thought I'd get feels and tear up because of a bunch of rectangles before.They leapt.
>>13557007I used to use vanilla 4chan before the inline extension came in.
>>13557027>I used to use vanilla 4chan
>>13557006Most people don't wear skintight latex pants
>>13557027>vanilla 4chanhow horrifying
>>13557037>Not having a bulge visible all the timeMust suck having a tiny dick
>>13557024>go to watch some recording of the ending of the game>see pewdiepie play of itLet's see how long I can last...
>>13557006If you can see someone's package in a pair of loose fitting jeans, they either have a boner or need to be working at a strip club
>>13557044>not a growerTake a load of this guy
>>13557007There was a time anon, when it was all we hadMaybe equestria is still there
>>13557032Little pony being pony-sized makes their heads too big.
>>13556979That's only INCIDENTAL, jack.
>>13557066>jackHOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW MY NAME
>>13557062It also trips my growth-fetish slightly. Kind of irritating, tbh.
>>13557032>It's so bigunf
>>13557049Good luck, brave warrior.
>>13557032is it wrong if I kind of like EG Twilight? I think she looks really cute in a way.
>>13557062This is why I hate big ponyWhen their eyeballs are larger than a human head they have attained monster, not adorable status
>>13557095It...actually wasn't as bad as I was expecting. I really only turned it off a couple minutes in because of boredom.
>>13557072I think it's just coincidence. I get the weird feeling I should make fun of you for being on the rowing team or track and field, though.Here, have some ponies.
>>13557096In general, or just in that picture? That rendering of that design is nice. Her look in the movie is quite poor.
>>13557098say that to my face not online fucker
>>13557114Yeah, it's probably that pic itself.
>>13557109I tricked you chistery.
>>13557109DUDE, WHAT THE FUCK
>>13557109I can't remember, did AJ ever wear a green kerchief like that in the show?
>>13557123That's okay, Anon. Good fun all around, I'm just loopy or something->>13557124Is this a double ruse?
>>13557117You could never tell he was a drawfag if you came here only recently
>>13557131In Sisterhooves Social maybe?Who cares that Rarity manestyle is horrible and disgusting.
>>13557080>You will never scratch a sentient pony behind the ears until she agrees to roll over>You'll never gently rub her tummy>It'll never become more and more awkward as her thick, growing horse boner keeps getting in the way>As you keep brushing it away she won't look up to you with a satisfied but curious look>"Well aren't you going to finish what you started?"
>>13557131She had something like that on during the buffet in "Bird in the Hoof." I don't have a cap handy though.And didn't Rarity/"Applejack" wear one during the Sister's Day thing?
>>13557117This is probably the shittiest attempt at bait everPut some fucking effort in
>>13557123>>13557124anons here seem to be of one mind and completely interchangableI could probably stop writing mid-sentence and
>>13557147Not even bait. Just pointing out that 95% of his posts with a trip are not discussing art.
>>13557131Onlly during the sisterhooves socialApple Bumpkin is the one that wears it as a standard feature
>>13557133PLEASE TELL ME YOU DON'T LIVE IN CALIFORNIA
>>13557154We all know itWe don't need to discuss it
DON'T GET A BONERDON'T GET A BONERDON'T GET A BONER
>>13557157>>13557146>>13557139Yep, Sisterhooves Social. I knew I wasn't totally losing my mind.
>>13557162No, god no. Chicago.>>13557168I sincerely hope that one spoilertext Anon isn't getting 2spooky'd though
>>13557174II want to touch it
>>13557175>feel skin on your hands>soft and warm>just a little far away from your dickI don't think that's humanly possible
>>13557175here take this
>>13557175>That awkward moment when you're cuddling with Fluttershy and you get a boner>She ignores it because it's "natural" for animals to get relaxed and for that to happen.>Human wouldn't like pony like that, that's lewd.
>>13557182>Deleted cookies>Deleted browser history>Turned off computer>Bought a plane ticket>Magnet to Hard Drive>Smashed screen>Burned down my house>Went to cheap motel>Sucked a dick>Got onto plane>Moved to Moscow>Opened up a store>Burned down the store>Committed suicideTHANKS, OBAMA.
Rollin'Evens - DrawOdds - VidyaDubs - Sleep
>>13557199>Washington state>we literally hate to make horsefucking illegal so people would stop dying>taping the act is just as illegal
>>13557165>We all know it>We don't need to discuss itYes we do.We need to kindly ask Tex to remove his trip when it is not essential.
>>13557216> remove treap, becum anonymusJesus no
>>13557199Breast cancer state... Weird that my mom also has it.
>>13557203From the thumbnail that looked like Anon is punching her in the guts
>>13557214 what do you want for your birthday?
>>13557210Come on back, Anon. I'm certain your nice house and bookmarks to your unf-favorite pony are still backed up on your Chrome account at least.
>>13557246>using chromefirefox master race
>>13557247enjoy your memory leak
>>13557199> practically on the border with Binge drinkingAnd that, kids, is why I never go to Wisconsin for a long weekend
>>13557232I would very much like for people to just not worry about it, please. Thank you.
>>13557246I use Firefox. Your ruse has been busted, Chistery. Or maybe you just said that so I'd think it was busted. YOU ATTACH TROJANS TO YOUR IMAGES DON'T YOU?
>>13557232Finally I can use this damn picture.
>>13557199I want to live in the beastiality part
>>13557267I'm not saying I'd cum inside a horse but I'd cum inside a horse
>>13557256Dude, never rusing. I mean "jack" is just like "buddy" where I live, that was a coincidence. I just got a funny feeling I should make fun of you for being in track and field or rowing.> implying I have the patience to write trojansShit, son, I barely have time to find books for a library-sleuthing classPlease, calm down. Settle in with some Rare Apple.
>>13557287I wish you would stop posting that horrible pair.
Trixie is a very pretty mare and I want to kiss her
>>13557287That isn't even my ship, Chistery. But I'm sure you knew that. That is EXACTLY what someone who trojans their pictures would say.
>>13557294Whoa, whoaHere's a better pairTwilight getting in a snit-fight with Trixie after her Ascension would be pretty fab
>>13557199>Minnesota>TornadoesWhat? How is Kansas or Oklahoma or something not worse?
>>13557309>TwixieYou are getting worse now.
>>13557309But that wouldn't make sense. There's nothing that says or even implies that Twilight is suddenly better with magic now. Nothing would change.
>>13557246I would do so many things to that CelestiaRight after I wake up after initially fainting.
>>13557335noone's herewe are extinctmaybe we should have masturbated more
>>13557199South Dakota here I come
Pony is waiting for a train, a train that will take her far away.
>>13557351Alicorn Pinkie Pie confirmed
Well! What is it?
>>13557214hey! HEY!!Full color RQ character chart when?ever?
Isn't it Sunday? Where is sun horse?
>>13557386I'd let derpy gank me
>>13557405sunhorse was in your heart the whole time
>>13557392I honestly haven't thought much on the color of the rest of the characters, so you guys can come up with stuff if you want and if I like it I'll give it the thumbs up. The only real things I had in mind were that Chance would be sorta greyish, like Fido, and Baldwin's cloak is a really deep purple, almost black.
>>13557351I don't think that PP would be a personal favourite of Madoka.
>>13557435I think it's only color matching
>>13557435But she just wants to make everyone happy.
>>13557428And you're in hers, Prince Charming.Rose is never going to let you live THAT one down.
>>13557451what___ what ___ ____ ____ _____ ??
>>13557445I understand that, but still.Do you think that Pinkie Pie would make a good Puella Magi?
>>13557296She really is.
>>13557419Derpy would make a good trapdoor spider
>>13557489Actually I think she's a pony.
>>13557540pony can be whatever she wishes to be if she believes in her self anon
>>13557554No pony can be AJ's parents
>>13557554That pony is sweet as honey
>>13557554Poor deluded otherkin ponies
>>13557554>You will never be a cute little bee pollinating flowers and taking pollen back to your ct 3.14 queen
>>13557570what is ct?
>>13557576It's like qt but typo
>>13557419>>13557489why is she so ugly
Pony wants to watch Johnny Test with you
>>13557597>You want to watch ponies>She thinks that cartoon is boring
>>13557565I knew that was coming
>>13557595you made her this way, it's your fault
>>13557489>>13557419>>13557386Derpy is the SHITIEST one trick pony character I've ever seen. There's nothing to her. I'm glad as hell Studio B got some blowback for when they made derpy on the show a fucking downie.
pony wants to pony humanpony also wants to human ponypony hopes you'll human pony too
>>13557614you should try again when it's not sunday morning
>>13557607Well it happened, and there's nothing you can do to change it
>>13557622>Lyra wants you to dress up as a pony>She dresses up like a human>She always wanted to be the human having sex with the pony
>>13557626Why? Are all the autists at church?
>>13557629>relying on costumesforget that noisepony has magicif she wants to be the human fucking a pony, I'm willing to be the pony
>>13557637probably sleeping in
>>13557627That is a human abomination that was never a ponySo far only Twily and Hotdog pone have suffered that curse
>>13557614All those hooks and lures.
>>13557637because they can't get their euphoria anywhere else
>>13557626I'm completely serious. She's a shit character. Everyone just jumped on the bandwagon because they're retards.Derpy is BRONY AS FUCK yet you fools still cling to her.
>>13557665You're not serious, you're only pretending to be angry in hopes of getting an equally angry response.
>>13557685Or he's serious and actually has a mental disorder
>>13557640All she can do is swap your minds for ten minutes
>>13557665Because she is and will always be MLPG's wayward daughter and no amount of tantruming or spittle-strewn brony accusations will ever change that fact
>>13557699eh, it's not ideal but I'll take it
>>13557651But they look and act like their pony selves
>>13557700Couldn't have said it any better myself. I love Derpy.
>>13557700FSDon't, really?Why would you do that?Sit in the corner and think about what you've done.
Evens: work on GloomyOdds: art homework
>>13557713They are not the same, and they don't even act all that closely. They're the uncanny valley of the characters.
>>13557700I'm very disappointed in you
>>13557700Bronies have claimed herShe's not ours anymoreHell, people don't even know where she came from
>>13557713>lookDude what>actNot really
>>13557725DO YOUR HOMEWORKIT'S WHAT BATMAN WOULD WANT
>>13557725Gave fun with it
>>13557739Maaaan, fuck Batman.
>>13557725your art homework is now gloomy
>>13557728>>13557720I'm sorry anons I know it was bait, I-I just like derpy ok
>>13557756I don't think ponies are going to fit in with a Life Drawing class.
>>13557759But Derpy has nothing going on for her other than being a background pony. I honestly don't see why people like her so much.
>>13557759FS and Derpy sitting in a treeK I S S I N GFirst comes love, second comes marriageThird comes satyr in a baby carriage
>>13557774Gloomy is a very very unique pony shaped human
>>13557751BATMAN SAYS DO THE RIGHT THING GOAT
>>13557787But Fluttershy and Derpy are ponies.Unless Fluttershy or Derpy are humans.
>>13557774You could find some obscure reason.You'll just look as completely ridiculous as this girl who was in my useless public speaking course last semester.She was actually a really good artist and drew ponies exceptionally(on model) well, but she was also a new kind of crazy that I wouldn't want to have dealt with so I never spoke with her.
>>13557759I understand. Here, have a cute pony.
>>13557801FS for FlyingSaucer, anon.
>>13557828but that's derpyand derpy is kind of ugly
>>13557802One of the assignments is to draw a picture conveying emotion. Gloomy would be pretty well-suited for that.
http://24.media.tumblr.com/c80dbaf0276830e08bbe666181380638/tumblr_mt46haknoM1si99i2o1_1280.jpgWould you Snow Whites offspring?
>>13557841I wouldn't even Snow White, anon.
>>13557838perhaps conveying the emotion of getting hit in the neck with a frisbee?
>>13557841Yes.I hope her parents don't kill me.
>Snow WhiteGod damn it. Don't do this to me
>>13557855That's not an emotion, fucknuts~
>>13557853That's good.Because I wouldn't let you anyway.
>>13557861nerd nickname for Celestia
>>13557868How about friendship?
>>13557873That is a terrible nickname.
>>13557864>trigger warning: cheesy nicknames
>>13557887Your face is a terrible nickname.
Celestial's beloved, beloved you.
>>13557914How about the emotion of apples?
>>13557925Well, of course!That one's easy.
FUCK MY BUTT
Attack of the 50 Foot Stallion Cock
>tfw cant 0pone
>>13557970I want to unf but I feel like that's just way too big
>>13557974>not having pone dreams
>>13557974It's okay, pony will stay up with you tonight.
>>13557994But I was having pone dreams.. I just woke up after two hours and can't seem to get back
>>13557975You will get unfed to death.
>>13558007pfft, I wish
>>13557994>that tight filly buttunfwhy are they so perfect for fucking?
>>13558001Doesn't pony have to be places tomorrow?
>people using that /co/nrad/texanon/anon/marker gif outside of mlpg
>>13558029It's cool - if you can't sleep, she won't sleep.
>>13558033And no one ever bitches about the pony it seems.
>>13558036This is really nice of pony but I don't feel comfortable with the wife of another.
>>13558036Sleep deprivation must be far worse for a pony, poor pony..Ha ha time for tablet practice
>>13558033I'm pretty sure no one actually ever opens the gif itself.
>>13558025We may never know.
>>13558059>Not using autogif
>>13558048Twilight would like you to marry herShe promises her other husbands won't mind
>>13558033I did that once and someone asked me why I was posting slenderman.
>>13558048She appreciates you thinking of her marriage, but she pulls these late nights all the time. They're much more enjoyable when spent with a friend.
>>13558070>not using autogif
>>13558066>Twilight likes to take a night and use a time-slowing spell to make love to all her husbands in an hour of real-time.
>>13558085>at the same time
You don't really know what you have until it's gone.
>>13558033I do it all the time. Plus other Tex gifs.Come at me bro.
>>13558122But I still have you anon
>>13558128I'm leaving MLPG forever.
>>13558122>tfw Saturday passed and no Celestia quest happened
>>13558125>PluralWhat other gifs are there, bar the "scowls internally" one?
>>13558176>your hindquarters will never glitter
>>13558176Twerking is such a fucking retarded thing
>>13558210Not with that attitude!
>>13558210What is it with unicorns and glittering hindquarters
>>13558176Unf.>>13558227I agree. It is extra cringeworthy when nerds obsess over it thinking they are cool.
>>13558227It does serve a purpose though, it tells you which people to avoid
>>13558254THE EPIDEMIC IS SPREADING
>>13558285oh my goooooosh
>>13558288Looks like our caged bird...got gilded.
>>13558285>>13558288Welptime for quarantine procedures
>>13558254i'd eat out that delicious filly pussy so hard
>>13558325Rarity is not above murder.She'd get off scott-free though since it's in the defense of another.Was it worth trying?
I just had sex with Rainbow Dash
>>13558353Why would Rarity murder her sister's delicious filly pussy?
I know I'm going to get hate for this, but I'm going to share my opinion anyway.I literally can't stand the weirdos that come to our page, and argue with us for a half a hour, and then say that they're depressed and shit, so they need a stupid show to escape reality.DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW UNHEALTHY THAT IS?!?!??That's pretty much taking a weirder way to ignore your problem than alcohol or drugs. Sure it's a less destructive way, but it's still a pathetic way.Now let me tell you this now. I've been suicidal for nearly all my life. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? I manned up, because suicide just ends your life, and fucks the people around you, and running away from your problems is a temporary fix that will do nothing for you besides delay your feelings!Now if you came to this page saying " I like the show and disagree with your opinion" that's totally fine.BUT WHEN YOU SAY SHIT THAT ITS A ESCAPE FROM REALITY, THEN YOU NEED FUCKING MENTAL HELP!Nobody has a easy life! Not a person who's born from a rich family, not some one who won the lottery, NOT ANYBODY!Life is hard for everybody, and it's how you deal with the shit you're dealt with is what defines you as a person!Now I'm not saying dont watch the show if you like it. BUT DON'T USE IT AS A ESCAPE FROM REALITY!!I know I didn't share my past, because why look back at the shit that makes you sad, when you can look at the future and feel hopeful, or look at the present to feel neutral.Alright. Now that I got that off my chest, lets see if I can do a regular post. ~surferbro
sex with shining armor
>>13558383>Nobody has a easy life!I wish he'd tell me how he does it.
>>13558383If you use more than two ! or ? after another I'm going to assume you're mentally challenged
Would you drink Twily's blueberry flavored milk from her swollen magical teats?
>>13558403Pinkie Pie is on drugs.
>>13558375Because if she can't have it, no one can.
sex with shining armor and cadance
>>13558426Of course I do.
>>13558437Who is the filling in that sandwich? Me?
>>13558449Are you ready to take it?
>>13558437I'd fuck them both, or let them fuck me with their horse cocks. Whichever they feel like.
>>13558464Hey man, I'm just saying she's not setting a good example for impressionable viewers.
I want to make Gloomy my happily married mare.
>>13558519But she'd be gloomy all the time, so what's the point?
>>13558530Love is the answer.
>>13558410Did you abandon your apple waifu yet?
B-but Rarity, the curtains are wide open!
>>13558601Raritys beef curtains are wide open, alright
>>13558559Why would I ever do that?