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Limited time Satyr edition!

last thread
>>13541392
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>>13545167
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>too early
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>>13545212
BUt tons of people do early threads and don't complain. Why is this one any different?
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Would you accept a hug?
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>>13545246
>don't complain
You're still a shit
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>>13545308
Because it's about something you don't like? And shit, it's not like people actually talk about the OP after a few posts.
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So what's the boards thoughts on satyrs anyway?
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>>13545167

Fuck yeah Satyrs

Hope is my daughteru
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>>13545254
From macho pony? Sure.
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>>13545335
Does she even have a personality?
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>>13545326
>about something you don't like
Whoa, look who's projecting.
I'm just saying you a shit.
I ain't telling you I hate your stuff.
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>>13545331
Personally I think the MLP style back legs without fetlocks makes their legs look rather weird. Like...rubbery, due to the contrast with their more detailed human portions. With fetlocks they seem a little better.

As a concept, Satyrs have always been something odd. Like Centaurs. Not sure what to think of them, but they're pretty cool when done right.

As fetish material, kind of meh for me.
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>>13545335
Hope is my future waifu.
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>No marker yet
I'm scared anon!
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What is pony was this big?
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Daily reminder that Bonbon cosplays as Rainbow Dash
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a-are we not a thread?
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>>13545484
Pfft, like we're not all in Dash's fan club. If I was a pony I'd wear stupid shit like that to it too.
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stillborn thread
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>>13545434
I'd that Rarara so hard her hairpins would fall off

Then grab her mane to help me rut her even harder
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>>13545579
>Ruining her beautiful mane by tugging on it for leverage when she's got suitable hips for grabbing
>Not wanting to see the mane slowly deflate into a hot, sweaty mess as you rut her

SHAME
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>>13545485
Well the marker isn't here.
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MARKER MARKER MARKER
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keep it in one thread, horsefuckers
>>13545543
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>>13545612
Normally I'd want that,but sometimes a fast hard fuck is all one needs.
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>>13545674
>made 20 minutes ago

haha no
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WHERE'S THE DAMN MARKER
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>>13545331
i'm pretty meh on them
didn't really care about them when the first quest happen, didnt car about them when they blew up in /mlp/
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>some asshole trying to stir shit on MLPG
There's a thousand ways to do it without using another general
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>>13545677
I know, but with a lady like that? Cmon now.

I'd make time for drawn out sessions with Rarity.
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>>13546038
seriously? caving in to the whiners?
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>>13546038
2SLOW
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>>13546062
wouldn't caving into the whiners be marking the thread that came later?
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>>13546038
Yo what the fuck man. Why delete it?
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>>13546077
caving into the satyr haters.
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>>13546060
other thread's marked
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>>13546086
Look like he tried to make the beacon link here yet still have the marker in the celest thread.

Didn't work.
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>>13546096
>pls goys i wan muh epin b8 to werk
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>>13546086
>>13546104
This thread is being archived along with the other one; we can go ahead and move back later if you want.
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pony is jealous of you
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>>13549920
this pony is way too young to be a princess
I don't have to do what she says
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oh ok

this is acceptable
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get your horse fucking selves in here
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>>13545167

Holy sweater puppies, I'd motorboat the shit out of that.

I've never been to any of the satyr threads, but I think I might see why people are interested.
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>>13549920
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>>13551468
I don't, to be honest.
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>>13551465
If I must.
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>>13551480

I dunno man... Best of both worlds. Face and tits of a human, the back parts of a mare.

unf.
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>>13551329
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>Gilda and Trixie are brought back into the next season.
>they are homeless deadbeats on a quest for the money.
>the way their episode is written makes the main characters very punchable right about now.
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>>13551468
>>13551497
wait
nohooves
just think
satyr bonbon
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>>13551503
Twilight and Twilight are already very punchable so nothing would change.
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>>13551497
More variety of positions that wouldn't hurt pony back too.
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>>13551480
why not, not enough horse, or human? i guess centuars would be better then? i dunno, maybe not enough horse cock?
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>>13551509

I'm not sure what you are getting at, but please describe in great detail what you mean.
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>>13551532
i like centaurs even less
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>>13551532
I prefer the two separate.
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>people piling into the thread that is deliberately trying to start shit

Full retard
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>>13551537
I think he just meant Bon Bon as a satyr.
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>>13551543
was just curious

>>13551545
i like all 4
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>>13551532

Yeah... Centaurs don't do anything for me. Except Enchantress from DotA 2. I dunno if that's technically a centaur or not, but...

Unf.
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>>13551552
who are you quoting?
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>>13551571
ugh
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>>13551468
Most of them are in it for the desire to be a loving and caring father
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>>13551580

you talkin' shot 'bout mai waifu?
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>>13551622
gross
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>>13551614
pathetic really
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>>13551571
SPOINK~

Personally Naga Siren makes me unf hard

i know, just lite trolling with the image, but Naga is sexy. And I can see the enchantress sexiness
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A deer request
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>>13551634
Wrong thread, MT.

This is Satyr General
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>>13551634
unf unf
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>>13551634
it's shit
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>>13551640
Darn!
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>>13551634
That's pretty cute. Good job.
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>>13551634
>Knox Out
Oh boy, we boxing again?
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>>13551614

Oh...

Okay... So...

Just so I'm not reading this wrong...

We aren't talking about incest and shit are we? Because that's kinda weird to me. Apparently I just want to stick my dick in someone unrelated to me who is a sexy ass satyr with big tittays.
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>>13551660
>>13551660
not incest

The sexual content is rare and generaly no incestual in nature
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>>13551634

W-wait... People post deer...?
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>>13551660
>avatarfagging

>>>/b/
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>>13551660
Well, that could certainly be a valid satyr topic. I've yet to see any satyr content that's written from the perspective of someone outside of a satyr family.
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>really great commercial about a bunch of paraplegics playing wheelchair basketball
>shows one tipping over, pushing himself back up
>game ends, they compliment eachother for getting better
>5 out of the 6 of them get out of their chairs and walk next to their friend really in a wheelchair
>narration about friendship
>kinda moved
>it's a Guiness commercial
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If they have instant noodles in Equestria, what flavors would they come in?
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>>13551648
its the most active MLPG thread

>>13551640
BACK THE FUCK OFF OK?!
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and this is why this thread shouldn't be used.
fuck you op
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>>13551701
Most active? This thread has been here for SIX HOURS and only has 86 posts.

Stop trying to start shit
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>>13551684

BRILLIANT!
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>>13551682
>>>/rules/mlp/8
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>>13551712
it's more active than the alternative
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>>13551716
WRONG FUCKING THREAD ISAAC
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>>13551716
Oh god, what two things did I want done?
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>>13551716
>Marking the troll thread
>2013
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>>13551633

>naga siren
>wet works specialist

I know what it actually means, but still..

Unf.
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>>13551628
>traditional family values
>the desire to love and be loved in the way only family can
>pathetic
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>>13551728
I'm guessing one of them is horsefucking
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>>13551634
yeh
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>>13551712
you should seriously consider necking yourself, if you are this upset over OP
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>>13551731
>implying the other thread wasn't the troll thread
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>>13551761
I don't mind satyrs.

But this thread was deliberately made to piss off certain people in these threads and that is a shitty thing to do.
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Fuck it. I want to draw something, hopefully satyr related. Someone give me something to draw.
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Technically the other thread is more active, even if this one has more posts.
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>>13551791
Draw anything except satyrs.
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>>13551791
a grown, busty satyr girl with nice hips
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>>13551774
If you're havin' thread problems I feel bad for you son. I got 99 problems but Satyrs aren't one.
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>>13551799
technically you can suck my dick
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>>13551736
http://hydra-images.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/6/6c/Naga_spawn_04.mp3


>cums
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>>13551791
Draw reverse satyr
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>>13551774
Then ignore them.
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>>13551791
Satyr Blueblood with a huge erection
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>>13551791
Satyr boy playing with a stick and a bucket.

He's going to be captain of the guard!
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>>13551821
That's horrible, anon.
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>>13551822
Ignore what?

The fact that some random troll has been pushing this thread with that exact OP for the last couple of days?
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>>13551791
>>>/mlp/satyr

you're got your own fucking thread
go there

this is a troll thread
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Cookie clicker anon stop, you're making a fool of yourself. Nobody ever said anything about horses, we just made our puns and that's it.
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>>13551774
well alright then, move along. and get on with posting your girl ponies in pretty dresses, or whatever you do in here
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I guess you could say satyrs make mlpg SADtyr!
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I'm going to make the best game this fandom has ever seen
You wanna know how I know?
It's because I'm going to finish it
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>>13551837
cry some more.
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Aw yeah.
http://images.4chan.org/mlp/src/1378951538867.jpg
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>>13551838
/gaygen/ plays cookie clicker too
You don't want to be a faggot and talk about it do you?
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>>13551838
well fuck you I'm not playing it any more
I'm going to bed
see you later, you two assholes
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>>13551864
Ambitious.
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>>13551864
lel
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Whenever I try to draw dicks I always think they look weird even when I'm using references. I just don't know how to get them to look nice.
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>>13551911
practice
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>this thread
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>>13551911
Download lots of horseporn
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>>13551925
do you have the new episode download link?
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>>13551921
But I don't know WHAT to practice. I don't know how to approach learning to draw it.
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>>13551728
You've been bifurcated into doubles. It's an interesting spell that doesn't work very often in a subject's life, so make the most of it while you can.
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>>13551955
isaac I am disappointed in you for breaking protocol
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>>13551955
Alright, well, who's up for a princess spitroast?
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>>13551925
Wander Over Yonder?

More like WUNDER Over Yonder! Casue I can't help but wonder why so many people hate it already
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>>13551955
but is it masturbation or incest when i have sex with myself?
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>>13551972
They think cartoons are a contest and it's therefore MLP vs WOY
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>>13551972
Backlash.
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>>13551955
>double the horsefucking
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>>13551965
only after we get spitroasted by luna celestia twilight and big mac
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>>13551962
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>>13551972
I hate Wander. I hate him so much
Sylvia is okay
But I love Hater so much.
I'll just watch his episodes and only that and mentally filter the Wander parts from it.
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>>13551972
I thought the first one was really good, i was laughing and enjoying the whole episode.

has their been much hate lately?

I have only seen some upset over GG visiting the thread on /co/
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what was the consensus on the Celestia Micro?
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>>13552016
>HADOKEN!
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>>13552016
My disappointment has nothing to do with filenames
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>>13552026
Definitely one of the better ones.
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>>13552026
I think her love for the Earth Pony's leaf has slowed her mind.
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>>13552019
>r63 yellow horse
7 picohitlers from a furry smut artist
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>>13552026
>instantly thing of 9/11 and george bush reading my little goat
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>>13552019
>tfw you'll never be in a polygamous relationship with your waifu and your r63'd waifu

I am saddened greatly by this
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>>13552026
Great
My personal order is
Rarity>CMC=Celestia>Twilight=Pinkie>AJ>>>>>>>>>>>>>the other two
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>>13552026
consensus was Celestia is best pony and micro is bretty gud.
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>>13551943
Look at the dick. Break the dick down into shapes, components that make up the dick. Long shaft, curved, a different head depending on the species, maybe a knot if you're going dog, a ring if you're going horse. See how things connect, and all that.
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>>13551955
Oh man, that's oodles of fun!
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>>13552026

it was special
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Fabulous
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>>13552087
love it
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>>13552026
Pretty good, wonky continuty implications though
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>>13552087
too fabulous
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>>13552056
I find your list acceptable and agree with your opinion.
Hopefully the Luna micro is okay. That one's being done by Cook/Price, right?
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>>13552087
You did it

I bet that anon will be very happy now
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>>13552103
Yep. December. Last micro (for now anyway).
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i only read the first two of the chrysalis comics. how bad is that?
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>>13552103
Yep.
And like I said before Price probably orgasmed when it was approved.

And I bet we'll see a lot of Batman
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>>13552057
I liked the Micro, but I don't think Celestia is that good.
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>>13552087
OTP
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>>13552098
>wonky continuity implications

Remember, the comics are only canon to themselves, not to the show proper.
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>>13551866

She's cute.

The story I read about her in the satyr thread was a bit creepy.
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Okay, can I get some Critique on this dick?
http://i.imgur.com/tdicVJw.png
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>>13552120
not very
the comics are pretty average at best
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>>13552103

>(W) Katie Cook (A) Andy Price (CA) Amy Mebberson, Andy Price
>A royal eclipse! When Celestia has to leave for the day, Luna is charged to keep watch over waking hours. Will the guardian of the night be able to juggle a new set of responsibilities while keeping her cool? (Not to mention keeping awake!)
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>>13552134
What happens if the show acknowledges the comics in S4 then?
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Cook and Price are going to be at a convention in my city next weekend. Should I go and get some of my issues signed?
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>>13552026
>Celestia knows Inkwell when she was younger
>Celestia must watch all her friends grow old, wither and die

must be painful
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>>13552145
No weight to it
No vascularity
And the flare doesn't just shrink into the shaft, it kinda folds forward
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>>13552160
Go for it. They're pretty chill people.
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>>13552160
>not going and getting a custom cover
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>>13552162
she shoved that responsibility onto twilight.

without asking
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>>13552162
Twilight Sparkle will not outlive her friends.
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>>13552134
they are canon to the world of my little pony, friendship is magic until the show flat out refutes them
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>>13552145
it's okay
it needs be more weighty
the balls needs to be bigger

actually, the whole thing needs to be bigger but that's probably just me being a hyperfag
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>>13552183
see
>>13552185
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>>13552172
how and where did people get these

I want one
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>>13552166
Hmm, how would you suggest adding weight to it?
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>>13551791

In my defense, I'm pretty fucking drunk right now.

Any other requests, now that you know how badly I draw?
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I love you hiatuspone
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>>13552207
Rumblescoots
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>>13552207
10/10
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>>13552126
BACK THE FUCK OFF!!???
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>>13552207
full pony lyra trying on new pants
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>>13552207
spike attempting to eat a crystal pony and failing
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>>13552148
oh alright, but, the second comic where Chrysalis splatters one of the cats against the wall was brutal. I was surprised
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>>13552207
More of that.
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>>13552206
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>>13552199
at cons
you can get them to doodle them for some dosh
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>>13552207
Aww yiss, That's a great reverse satyr.
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Posting Best Pony circa S1
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>>13552206
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>>13552202
Make the end thicker and make it bend towards the ground a little I guess
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>>13552236
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>>13552206

>I SEE YOU

Every time I read those words now, I can't help but think about that thread where we came up with a better concept for Sombra than he got in the show.

And it makes me sad that their only reaction to dropping the ball with him was "Hahaha - whoops!"
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>>13552150
haha it's true
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>Satyr edition
How could you?
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>>13552280

I'm a goat
I'm a man
I'm the brother of Pan!
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>>13552236
>>13552251

Weaver?
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>>13552252
jack johnson
i had an idea and it related to him
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>>13552294
They were recently posted on his tumblr.
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>>13552294
You know that it is.
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>>13552252
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>>13552257
Thing is that they could easily fix him. made him regenerate from his horn or something and give him a personality.

As a villain he was cool and kinda good. He was frightening, and really it created suspense. But he had so much more potential.
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>>13552294

>Monstergirls ponified
>It's in his style

Way to go
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>>13552140
She is a cutie.
And I think the story is written poorly.
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why are we getting spammed with this mule of a pony
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>>13552140
>>13552333
What was it about?
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>>13552232
how much dosh

cause i want like, 8 of them
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>>13552252
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVqPx5mUj0g
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>>13552342
she is having breast problems
they are lactating
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>>13552252
I'm listening to cowboy bebop's soundtrack in my mind for some reason.
Tatta ta ta tatta ta ta tatatatata
tata tatttata tatatataaaa
tatatataaaaa
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>>13552355
gonna need a link for that
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the pony shows up in a delorian, what do?
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>>13552344
>>13552337
>>13552332
>>13552320
>>13552311
she's beautiful anon, but, please. this is not a thread to dump such a wonderful pony.
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>>13552342

Candy outgrew another bra, has to go without at school. There are implications her father is having some very untoward thoughts about his daughter. And then for some reason she starts lactating.
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>>13552363
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>>13552369
ask pony to take off the silly mask
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>>13552371
y do you hat rarara?

>>13552378
2cute
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>>13552369
Offer him a Ham Sandwich and some Coca-Cola(tm).
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>>13552378
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>>13552382
Anon I love Rarara but really don't dump. Please.
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>>13552398
What about her superior sister?
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>>13552379
but he needs it to pause time
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Once this thread gets spammed to image limit all of you fuckers better move to the real pony thread.

>>13551374
>>13551374
>>13551374
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>>13552408
Second best pony after her sister but anon really dumping is bad.
Please don't do it with any pony.
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>>13552382
i don't she was my first love of the main 6. it's just that MLPG is not a place to dump images. It's a place to discuss the beauty of her. With words not images. Well you can include images.

For example tell me why she is so perfect.
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>>13552408
No, dumps of any kind are bad.
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what if pony dumps images of you in her generals
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>>13552382
>y do you hat rarara?
because her fans are shit tier
Rara's not a great ponit but her fans are the worst
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http://mlpg.co/art/src/1379168745628.png
>Smaller girls being added
Absolutely disgusting.
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>>13552439
I would be like twist, the ugly one...
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>>13552439
There are very few pictures of me, and they are all lackluster. She would disappoint any who gazed upon them.
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>>13552422
I'm not going to
I'm going to make another thread just to spite your juvenile ass
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>>13552378
MT
WHAT IS BEST IN SHIP
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>>13552378
cute as shit
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>>13552428
Fine, fine.

>>13552424
Because she is a pony of means and action. She is the kind of mare that knows what she wants and does what it takes to get it. In a society where most ponies wander in the nude, she has crafted a successful clothing business and even provides pieces for celebrities.

Also she has a pretty mane and fantastic ass
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>>13552443
>mantisgirl
>not a thri-kreen
lame

wosyet's pretty hot though
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>>13552362
>>13490059
It isn't well written. Lots of poor descriptors, repeating words, and bad paragraphing.
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>>13552355
>>13552374
Eugh.
I like big breasts, but lactation isn't my thing. And I'm not sure how I feel about lusting after your own daughter.
Which is why all my satyr fantasies involve being outside the family.
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>>13552482
...what
mini tuffs is not for sexual she for cute
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>>13552477
>dad
why are they so fucking weird
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>>13552494
you don't know about my other tumblr then
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>>13552498
>I've always seen tuffs as a pure maiden
>tfw corruption fetish
...please gibe. Fuck.
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>>13552494
have you not seen the art of the little zebra with lemonpuffs
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>>13552507
>I've always seen tuffs as a pure maiden

pffffhahahaha
wow
get a load of this guy
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>>13552497
Without getting into any potential incestual implications, I will note that it's kind of difficult for her to not have a dad. That's sort of how kids are made, with a mom and a dad.
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>>13552507
I won't gib
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Dry > Sweet wine
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>>13552511
I've never, really. I've always thought MT wasn't for sexual.
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>>13552207
>>13552228

Okay, if I'm going to keep this shit up I'm going to need to find more vodka. Anyway, anyone else have requests? I'm actually enjoying myself, sorta.
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>>13552520
GIB MT
GIB IT OR I'M GONNA LOOK FOR IT MYSELF
YOUR STALLING ONLY MAKES MY PENIS HARDER
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>>13552511
There were OTHERS before that. Is that one the only one you guys bring up?
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>>13552523
I disagree but I respect your opinion.
At least we can both agree that wine is great.
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>>13552520
Don't make me force you.
Oh wait, that's your fetish, isn't it?
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>>13552491

All my satyr fantasies are about raising my child and being a better father than mine was.
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>>13552523
>ponies have incredibly long, prehensile tongues
I'm okay with this.
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>>13552541
Well, it was the most recent. Also had some discussion.
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>>13552541
It's because that OC is gross
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>>13552516
>mom and a dad
but mah lesbian butt babbies!
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>>13552541
Minituffs satyr when and the making of, if you know what i mean
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>>13552548

All my satyr fantasies are about dating your satyr child.
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>>13552548
All my satyr fantasies are about raising my child and being a better father than I really am.
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>>13552551
>your satyr child is cursed with a tiny human tongue
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>>13552516
I can't get past the incestual childfucking implications of an oppai loli story where I'm the father
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Applejack's tight muscular mare cunt
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>>13552570
>satyr
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Eh, I found it anyway.
and I thought rediv was lewd.
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i'd do my best to raise a satyr kid
but mostly because i love my pony waifu enough to raise a family with her
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>>13552602
I love my pony waifu and I would love to have a family with her but I'd do everything possible to have a pony child with her
Satyrs a shit.
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>>13552612
but you're not a pony and you never can be
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Is this any better?
http://i.imgur.com/JpaNdRY.png
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>>13552620
Magic nigga.
Goddamn fucking magic.
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>>13552586
Saine, I'm sorry please stop drawing dicks.
Leave it to the professionals.
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>>13552626
the best magic can do for you is turn you into a pony in equestria girls world

but you'll still have satyrs
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>>13552623
Undoubtedly yeah.
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>>13552612
you can always get a stud and cuckold

would that fit better into your fantasy
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>>13552530
Spike eating a gem larger than himself
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>>13552623
Needs to be thicker. She's a princess after all

But it looks good anatomically
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>>13552626
>you magic yourself a horse dick
>"Best I could do." Zecora shrugs.
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>>13552548
I have those too. I like to believe I'd be a good dad. Or at least try my best to be one.
But I was talking about my more...lewd fantasies involving satyrs. There's just something about those wide hips, thick thighs, and digitigrade legs that I really, REALLY like.
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>>13552623
I think there's improvement, but its still not great
I can't really offer any advice though, I have no understanding of anything art related
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>>13552623
balls don't stick like that, they move to gravity. and the cock too
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>>13552646
No

>>13552640
Satyrs are impossible and magic works to give me a pony baby.
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>>13552561
Would you be a good boyfriend to that pretty satyr girl?
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>fanfics are being updated faster than I can read them
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>>13552656
Face and tits of a human woman, the fucking of a marepussy.
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I could have lived without seeing that.
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>>13552654
>Horse dick
>pass out because it needs to much blood
Well I guess my waifu could fuck my unconscious body and then I revert back...
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>>13552443
Would you prefer a girl bigger than Dewbon?
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>>13552677
>this being a problem
>ever
Enjoy your content anon
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>>13552689
But that's rape
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>>13552703
She has my consent so it isn't
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>>13552443
Hey fuck you, Paula is god-tier
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Satyrs shouldn't exist. They're furfaggot wish fulfillment.

Satyrs are the same as fat 14 year old girls drawing the kids they had with balto and drawing them as ugly anime people with wolf ears. It doesn't make any sense (LEL MAGIC XD) and it's fucking stupid.

We would have frowned on this like sane people a few years, no, a few months ago

Seriously, if you want pony kids that can only be explained with "THE MAGICS", why not have 100% pony kids? Why do they have to be hideous furry abominations that are only good for looking like autists and fulfilling your disturbing anthro pony sex fantasies while delicately skirting the "no fucking furfaggotry" rule?
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>>13552700
It's starting to feel like that scene from I love lucy that was parodied in the last roundup
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>>13552677
>reading fanfiction
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>>13552695
I'm not him, but I wouldn't mind one that's between Gillou and Dewbon
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>>13552695
There's some leeway in between Dewbon and Gillou.
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>>13552714
>They're furfaggot wish fulfillment.
just like waifus.
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>>13552714
satyrs come from greek mythology
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>opening the command prompt while on bandcamp lets you download music instead of paying

This seems like a glaring technical issue that would have been fixed.

I will only steal the albums I bought on vinyl and can't find in MP3
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>>13552689
Anon please
You don't really need all that blood
You have plenty of extra to power a horsecock
Blood donation is a whole pint, and they just give you a cookie and maybe sit down for a while
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>>13552672
>satyrs are impossible

pony magic went haywire trying to give you a pony baby

now your baby is satyr
and you are also satyr with a human penis
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>>13552714
because MLPG is more /mlp/ than /co/ now

rip pony purism
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>>13552681
And leg-worship that you wouldn't be able to get from human girls or pony mares.
I love me some nice legs.
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>>13552735
>satyr with a human penis
fucking dropped
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>>13552730
>tiny hindlegs
>huge forelegs
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>>13552730
>using alsa and teeraw lets you rip any music off any website no matter what they do because the sound has to play somehow

winfags
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>>13552735
No it didn't and no I'm not.
Nigga get you shitty ass fantasy from my shitty ass fantasy
Satyrs don't exist and I have a pony baby with my waifu.
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>>13552695
GG needs a dragongirl
Would be nice somewhere on the outside of Dewbon
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>>13552714
>We would have frowned on this like sane people a few years, no, a few months ago
>all this false-consensus effect
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>>13552752
I liked when the show was about ponies instead of multi-colored amputee cat people.
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>>13552733
>you get a horsecock and fuck your pony waifu
>still a bit woozy while your erection recedes
>pony gives you a cookie while you recover
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>>13552714
This is the same MLPG that unironically admits to liking sergals and monstergirls. Just roll with it, the thread has transitioned into /tg/ flavored furry. Let go of your dignity anon

enjoy the boner
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>>13552673
I would take her to places and make her laugh and sneakily suggest breaking her curfew and worry about meeting you and stand up for her but let her have a life and not take over and try my best to let her know she's the best person I ever knew
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>>13552757
But I just have to right click SAVE AS, instead of having a program
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>>13552759
whoops you've gone too far trying to fix it
now your waifu is also a satyr
the whole world is satyrs
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>>13552782
>program

It's the sound architecture of the operating system, and it works on every site that plays audio.

I keep a linux VM specifically for ripping music from myspace
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>>13552672
im sorry but there isn't enough magic in the universe to make you less of a faggot.
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>>13552770
So before G4?
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>>13552714
>They're furfaggot wish fulfillment.

-Anonymous on My Little Pony Friendship is Magic, 2010
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>>13552778
>Pony legs
>Monstergirl body
>Sergal head
>human penis

would you
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>>13552797
At least I still know I'll never reach your level of faggotry

now shut up.
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>>13552820
you sold me at pony legs
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>>13552651
Tried to make it a bit thicker

>>13552664
Played with the balls a bit shut up but I don't really know what to do with the dick.

Any better?
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>>13552820
>human penis
No deal
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>>13552820
>girl body
>penis

so close and yet so far
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You will never be a mare in a pretty dress
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>>13552802
Season 1. They moved like ponies and their world worked accordingly to such.

Season 3 is bonkers with them just straight up standing on their hind legs.

Season 4 will have them walking bipedally and constantly picking things up with their hooves
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>>13552831
http://i.imgur.com/Vs4NfNe.png

Welp forgot the picture
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>>13552820
Remove the penis

and make it about three feet shorter
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>>13552820
is it a herm at least?
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>>13552834
one of these days, anon
one of these days

I will finally become the slutty mare and I'm going to fuck everyone except you
I mean, I'll probably fuck you eventually but you're not going to be a priority
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>>13552834
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>>13552838
They had a fair share of human poses in S1 too.
Not as much as in S3 granted but it didn't fucking explode with human poses. And they're still very horsy in S3 too
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>>13552839
much better also the head needs to be bigger and less taper from the back to front
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>>13552839
I'm liking that a fair bit, nice work
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>>13552838
>season 2:
>hasbro notices fandom's boner for anthro
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>>13552834
I would much rather be the handsome stallion in a nice suit
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>>13552848
>shortstack satyr monstergirl sergals

With horsecocks and giant hips
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>>13552834
i don't want to be pony
i want to be with pony
and have pony kids with pony
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>>13552877
>giant hips
unf
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>>13552711
>Harpy bitch
>Ugly
>Tumblr nose
>No vagina
>Top tier
no
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What's up, MLPG?
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>>13552779
That is a satisfactory answer.
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>>13552881
yep cuckolding it is then
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I want to hug Derpy.
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>>13552907
pls no

pls be less edgy mlpg
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>>13552913
YOU MONSTER
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>>13552695
I think I'd like around Wosyet's size, myself.
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>>13552902
I'm learning to use a drawing tablet Pinkie
It's cramping my arm like a bitch though
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>>13552902
fetish talk mostly
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>>13552898
>Ugly
Fuck you, she's the prettiest of them all.
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>>13552913
Me too.
Then again I'd hug just about any pony.

I'd much prefer to share a warm blanket with pony though.
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>>13552902
Me losing faith in humanity and getting a boner.
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>>13552928
>public bdsm
man, pinkie has some crazy parties.
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>>13552920
In evolutionary biology, the term cuckold is also applied to males who are unwittingly investing parental effort in offspring that are not genetically their own

You can't have 100% pony kids unless you are 100% pony

Maybe you are just too stupid to understand basic genetics.
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>>13552928
>wrong hole.gif

>>13552946
That's pretty normal for this hour, eh.
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>>13552913
She'd like that.
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>>13552953
spike is balls deep too

>>13552958
there is no wrong hole
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Pon is good.
Pon is life.
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>>13552959
what a cutie.
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>>13552968
blindfolded pone seems to disagree.
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>>13552913
Who wouldn't want to hug derpy
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>>13552956
And you can't have perfect satyrs, period. Crossbreeding doesn't work like that.

But magic

If satyrs can happen, so can kids that are 100% pony in appearance
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Okay, serious question: How many of you guys are furries? Because I'm seeing too many of 'em right now.
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>>13552969
the pony extends life
the pony expands consciousness
the pony is vital to space travel
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>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GH56t7a4-tw
I don't even...what the hell.
Still better than the other Derpy animation.
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>>13552920
>You have satyr kids
>Anon rides in on a rapewolf and goes exterminatus on them
>Caramel fucks your waifu
>You and the rapewolf fall in love and get married
>The rapewolf has your kids
>Your kids become the diamond dogs and go back in time to kidnap rarity
>Rarity learns that she's a massive slut at the hands of the diamond dogs
>Becomes a cockslave
>All your fault
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>>13552996
Furry is such a harsh word
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>>13552989
I like you
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>>13552986
I'd tackle hug that pony from behind and tickle her like you wouldn't believe.
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>>13552863
http://i.imgur.com/8Vif5fL.png
No idea if this is what you meant, any better?
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>>13552996
i would fuck a pony but i'm not a furry
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>>13552996
depends on your definition
I jack it to furry porn but I'm not a part of the furry community
sort of like how we're all bronies but we make excuses and pretend we're not really bronies
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>>13552997
He who controls the pony controls the universe
>spaceship captains need to pet pony at all times to have their powers
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>>13553012
good enough

also more pre
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>gf asks me if I have any fetishes or fantasies
>"Uhh, I don't really have any"

>tfw pretty good/dominant during sex but have no special kinks or fetishes except pony butts

What should I tell her? sometimes I pretend I'm fucking a pony from behind, but her ass isn't big enough for that to seem real
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>>13553022
blast, you're right.
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>>13552996
>>13552996
im a scalie
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>>13553012
It... I don't know, it still misses something.
Shouldn't it be a little thicker
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>>13553030
get a horse bit, or riding crop

horse play is a common kink
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>>13553030
>mating with humans
you brought this upon yourself.
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>>13553045
But when I masturbate and think of ponies, I don't think of animal stuff. Just squishy, biig, colored butts
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>>13553030
tell her everything
buy a horsemask
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>>13552996
I might jerk it to satyrs and pony butts, and there's a chance that I would fuck a girl if she was wearing a well made pony fursuit, and I fap to monstergirls, but I aint no furfag, you hear?
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>>13553011
Would you raspberry her belly as she begs for you to stop?
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>>13553039
ya that's what i meant about the taper

but, look at the over all composition.

it's fine as is

>>13553056
yea but roleplay with her as a horse
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so, we're furries in denial.
oh well. I suppose there's worse.
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>>13553030
Start buying her cakes
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>>13552996
I'd fuck anything with a heartbeat, and various inanimate objects. Just wouldnt make an identity out of it.
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>>13552996

i was a furry way before FiM and still am
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>>13553073
like brony furries in denial?

http://www.google.com/recaptcha/api/image?c=03AHJ_Vuuuiq4BwMcegirJFWV76zuT8-qD5GqP05n8lh9jK9bKMoK6xx7lWNvtSyIzCnfzQn6Io-_r2GcRvaempVTRoekQ6qzEH6E5xPzoECFIRcaWl-NZEwYWYn7kvWoeXpuGvlBzAMeMK6lR7FY0obmasqlBbh3huRIXYpF_GpsO-rDau59EMIk
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>>13553030
>get her to watch my little pony
>roleplay as favourite pony
Best sex ever.
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>>13552996
i like pony dicks and i would suck a pony's dick and swallow all of his marshmallow semen if i had the chance

im not a gay furry though
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>>13553061
Bet your ass I would. Till we were both out of breath and panting for breath.
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>>13553084
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>>13553088
>that feel
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>>13552996
Eh, not into the fur part of it. When furries end up doing straight porn that doesn't involve multicolored holocaust beasts (rare, I know) it turns out great and I fap to that stuff. Say what you will about them, but they've got talented artists that know expressions.

Not to say you don't have to sift through the shit to find the odd gem though. Ech.
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>>13553088
>>13553005
>>13553014
>>13553059

Ain't cha all a little hypocrite?
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>>13553093
>hidden
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>>13553090
I just used breath twice in the same sentence.

Fuck.

Well at least I'm not writing anything tonight.
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Pony is afraid of trying something new and being bad at it.
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>>13553085
>showing my gf ponies
>letting ANYONE know I watch this show

YA
FUCKING
RIGHT
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i should make a drugs girl
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>>13553129

pony should listen to arnold
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>>13553129
Pony is just like human!
How strange.
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>>13553131
who knows? My ex liked them.
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>>13553137
I would snuggle with a big fuckin' reefergirl, if that's what you're asking
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>>13553145
>ex
I wonder why
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>>13553129
Pony should stick to her cutie mark.
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>>13553039
http://i.imgur.com/0LWSXtj.png
Eh? Better?

>>13553028
http://i.imgur.com/FLOkryO.png
Here's a version with pre but not as thick as above.
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>>13553137
there's the drug one from muschioquest and agua, GG
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>>13553131
>friend finds out I watch show
>aww shit she'll never let me live it down
>"I'll make a bag with apples on it for you"
>well shit
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http://strawpoll.me/441526
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>>13553145
the risk/reward is not worth it

most people that aren't falling down the rabbit hole, still think MLP is like barney
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>>13553158
Other reasons.
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>>13553160
I'd WPSHH that cutie mark
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>>13552145
http://mlpg.co/art/src/1349427537840.png
http://mlpg.co/art/src/1372983275237.png
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>>13553030
at least you have a chance of getting her to roleplay

all my fetishes are physically impossible
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>>13553163
i like the first one better, also, bigger puddle pls
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>>13553179
I have seen those anon, I've looked at lots of horse dick references but having people directly point out flaws helps me a lot more.
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>>13553168
>3 votes for slutty mare

I am proud
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>>13553160
But pony will never learn more about herself by trying new things.
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>>13553193
my sisters!
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>>13553166
>wearing pony stuff

faaag
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>>13553204
>But pony will never learn more about herself by trying new things
Is that what you meant, anon?
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>>13553214
Who said I was wearing anything?

Who said Im wearing anything now?
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>>13553223
>there are people in this thread that don't pony naked
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>>13553218
Pony wishes to explore herself.
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>>13553129
I think pony should give it a shot, I'm behind pony 100%
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>>13553193
>6 votes for slutty mare
fug
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>>13553214
>don't want to lose face in public
>but can't let down friend by turning down her gift

OH NO, IF ONLY I ACTUALLY KNEW ANYTHING ABOUT FRIENDSHIP
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Are you still awake Dash?
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>>13553230
Pony is too scared.
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>MLPG.
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>>13553229
I'll explore her self for her.
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>>13553180
>at least you have a chance of getting her to roleplay

You're right. BUT WHAT DO I MAKE HER DO.

I could think of a whole "western cowgirl wanting sex in the barn after a hard work day scenario", but she's asian, so I'm not sure it would work.
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>>13553226
>not ponying naked
Wherefore
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>>13553240
I'll try it with pony, we can be scared together!
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>>13553204
>Get Dash to try something new
>Like cooking
>She's not bad at mixing and portioning things right for how quickly she does it
>But she can't wait for things to finish heating or cooking for the life of her.
>Even now you have to restrain her from opening the oven for the 15th time in 10 minutes to "check if the cake is done."
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>>13553244
Monstergirls are NOT furry.
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>>13553247
It's not really exploring if you've already been there before
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>one person in this thread has a fursona
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>>13553152
I was thinking like a toxic frog girl who has like a drug-laced bite or excretes hallucinogens or something
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>>13553252
Then do an Asian cowgirl. They had horses in Mongolia.
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Pony thinks you should stop staring at her butt. Perv.
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>>13553235
>this show taught me about friendship
>le trilby tip
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>>13553252
>I could think of a whole "western cowgirl wanting sex in the barn after a hard work day scenario"

that's... stupid.
Go for the purple book one, not for the apple.
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>>13553266
>shemale wolf
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>>13553244
>>13553168
Where's the option for IDGAFOS?
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>>13553204
Turns out, Flitter squirts if you put it in her ass.
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>>13553247
I love that real brief moment that she's smiling
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>>13553252
asian girls are super flexible

best cowgirl position ever
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RARITY!!
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>>13553266
>it's nanaki
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>>13553257
>"30 minutes at 350 is basically the same as 10 at 1000, right? How high does the oven go?"
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>>13553269
Then she should stop parading it in front of me in my own house.
She's the perv.
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I apologize, the alcohol hit me all at once, but I'm still gonna try to draw, let's see if ic an get anyhthing out that even resemebles art. This is both entertaining me and keeping me from throwing up. I apologize if this is annoying, but I'm having fun.
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>>13553190
http://i.imgur.com/g87cu9B.png
Here ya go!
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>>13553267
Sure, but frogs are ew.
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>>13553290
Hey, look on the bright side. Now she has crabs just like her sister!
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>>13553296
Try a somersault
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>>13553296
>that picture
Timmy Turner
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>>13553296
SOMBRA
DRAW SOMBRA
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>>13553247
Pony is annoyed that you sexually objectify her.
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>>13553290
Rarity is busy right now
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>>13553309
>not using the boost to get through
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>>13553309

irl? That sounds like a bad idea.
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>>13553301
STOP ITe
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>>13553306
I heard Dashsoesnt like it when people touch her frogs
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>>13553318
what kind of retarded meme is this?
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>>13553301
Now make the dick bigger
Have it resting on her hoof
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>>13553283
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>>13553307
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>>13553307
Pinkie please, you know how sensitive Rarity is about that!
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>>13553266
>five people in this thread want to tell you about prehensile clitoral hoods
>eight are slutty mares
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>>13553301
looks good, now fix those back legs

more horse pls
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>>13553267
Oh GG, go for the excretes hallucinogens thing so people can lick her skin for it.
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>>13553315
Not objectification, appreciation.
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>>13553283
...unf...
Does Cloudchaser?
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>>13553325
One guy who commisioned like, 50 artists to make "rarity fighting a giant crab" then other artists thought it was some new fad and hopped on and lo and behold it actually became a fad
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>>13553306
god okay fine
I just want a character who's like gloomy and dark
the shut in, baggy-eyed gloomy girl is one archetype I don't have
I figure I could have her be toxic
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>>13553337
>four seconds later
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>>13553343
as a slutty mare hopeful, I do not want to hear about your clitoral hood
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>>13553294
>"No, Dash, that-"
>You stop as a high pitched whine starts to come from the microwave
>You run over and unplug it as smoke begins to spout from the gaps in the microwave door
>You wave the smoke away with an oven mitt to try and figure out what caused all this.
>Turns out Dash tossed some of the cake mix in a foil wrapper and tossed it in the microwave when you weren't looking.
>"I was making a cupcake faster to try it out so I'd know if the cake was gonna be any good!" She says defiantly.
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>>13553346
>it's actually a very weak hallucinogen
>have to keep licking her for a good ten minutes to get any noticeable effects
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>>13553356
JUST LIKE HER SOOOUL
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>>13553356
CRAAAWLING IN MY SKIIIN
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>>13553352
No you have to facefuck her
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>>13553322
Stop what?

>>13553326
If I follow this road I'm going to keep resizing it over and over until it's huge and blurry or I have to redraw it.

>>13553344
Ehhhhhhh I think they look fine. I don't really think the anatomy is broken there.
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>>13553356
Nonono

Make a gloomy and dark character who has no reason to be gloomy and dark

She's attractive, has nothing wrong with her, and is even a little bit better than everyone else. She's just a huge fag.
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>>13553377
But I like anal...
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>>13553386
so redraw it huge
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>>13553356
Frogs are just ugly and shit
Maybe like a newt, or a flower or something

According to google images, this is what salvia looks like
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>>13553388
But GG doesn't do self inserts
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>>13553358
As a fellow slutty mare, I can assure you that my clitoral hood does not move.
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>>13553396
we already have a flower.
How about a fish!
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>>13553405
ew no
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>>13553386
If you redraw it you can even have it draped over her leg slightly
That'll make that guy with the fetish for heavy cocks happy!
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>>13553405
a sunfish with depression
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>>13553377
>Does it even count as face fucking her when she still manages to use that tongue of hers like that?
>Seriously, it's better than using her other half.
>The way it swirls, prods, and licks at your shaft, the beautiful noises she makes as you push her head down over and over again.
>That look of rapture she gets when you force her head all the way down, gushing into her throat as she swallows, desperate to keep all your seed in while she hits climax.
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>>13553405
an angler fish
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>>13553396
The frogs in the Princess and the Frog were kind of cute
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>>13553244
>prehensile clitoral hoods
fukken sergals
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>>13553362
I like the idea of it being instant.
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>>13553426
Spike's prehensile foreskin
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We could like, take this to the sub so that way people who aren't in MLPG right now can discuss too.
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>>13553356
I'm cool with frogs but if you're set on not doing it you could go with a lizard or something.
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>>13553426
spiek should be afraid
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>>13553361

Dash, that's not--

--Look, lemme give you a quick rundown about kitchen safety...
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>>13553420
>>13553417
one of those fishes that become huge when they see a predator
they're extremely poisonous.
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>>13553436
make a script that cross posts automatically?!
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>>13553445
Pufferfish
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>>13553405
She's a cactus, not a flower
Salviagirl could look kinda like Misery

Why is every picture of her so fucking tiny?
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>>13553419
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>>13553450
why would you crosspost non-pony discussion to the pony thread?
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>>13553432
What would that even look like?
I imagine it making a sound!
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>>13553441
spike should not fear. he's seen twilight's a million times.
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>>13553453
yeah that.
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>>13553463
He calls it her wet tickle button
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>>13553442
>Eventually you find something he likes to make pretty frequently: No bake cookies
>She makes her own variants of it, but whenever the two of you have to meet she has a dozen of the things for you to munch on.
>You think it's kind of unhealthy, but she looks as fit as ever. Must be hitting the track more often to compensate, you guess.
>Regardless, you're just glad she found something she can make without burning a house down.
>She's still working on the other stuff. She's getting better at least. Hasn't been a fire in a good week by now.
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>>13553460

it would be the sound of a squeegee across a windshield
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Pony just ate an entire sergal!
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>>13553481
She better be putting rainbow sprinkles on everything
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what if ponies had hands that came out of their vaginas?
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>>13553492
That'll show em!
You go pony!
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>>13553492
Pony gets indigestion

BAD END
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>>13553450
>>13553458
I never understood why people will discuss monstergals for almost an hour on MLPG a few times a week but the sub runs dry.
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GUYS
GUYS
PONY BUTTS
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>>13553432
Like lizards do.
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>>13553509
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>>13553509
Unf.
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>>13553493
>"what, just because i'm a girl I have to put rainbows on everything?"
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>>13553499
Then we could never pull out.
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>>13553499
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>>13553457
>you're not sure which made her pass out first
>the minute-long full body orgasm or the lack of air
>you ask her and she tells you "What makes you think I have just one?"
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>>13553396
I'm trying to think up other archetypes I don't have
I still don't have a butch tomboy, athletic girl, a big bubbly airhead, a gloomy goth, etc
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>>13553520
>because I'm a girl

God you're thick
Thank god for that sweet ass
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>>13553499
will a claw do?
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>>13553492
No, bad pony. Spit that out right now, you'll spoil your dinner.
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>>13553507
>I never understood why people will discuss monstergals for almost an hour on MLPG a few times a week but the sub runs dry.
yeah me neither
but I forgot myself and once again I'm posting this shit in mlpg instead
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>>13553526
...is she asking for round 2 already?
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>>13553509
Mini butts!
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>>13553542
Then take it to the sub you fucknugget
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>>13553493
>She doesn't put rainbows on everything, surprisingly
>Instead, she had Pinkie show her how to make a cake that had the rainbow pattern on the inside, but with a chocolate outer layer so it's hidden.
>It's flavored rather differently, another thing you think Dash got tips on, but it's pretty fantastic.
>It rapidly becomes Dash's pride and joy creation, the only thing she can be patient for in the kitchen.
>It doesn't click until you're just sorta watching her work in a kitchen that you think she really enjoys it.
>Just humming while she works, mixing stuff, putting extracts in the cake mix, washing pans she doesn't need while the cake bakes...
>You always thought she hated it, the way she used to pout.
>You ask her about it, and she finally confesses after dessert that night.
>"Well, I did hate it, at first," she says, looking out the window at the setting sun, "But...you stuck with me and made me keep trying stuff. And then Pinkie showed me how to make some things, and you really liked it, and I wanted to say thanks for all your effort in getting me to branch out with my interests I just...."
>She laughs nervously, "Yeah, so that's kind of why I stuck with it. I like the things I learned to eat and...you seem to, too..."
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>>13553543
>"I'm not breathing unless I'm breeding."
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>>13553507
People are too lazy to check the sub. Just do it here till people complain.
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>>13553520

At least girls can cook.
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>>13553542
It's more lively here. People who don't care might make a few replies, but most "can't be assed" to move and dedicate time and energy.
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>>13553531
>"oh, so you're telling me that girls aren't as smart as guys, are you? you think we're only good for sex? pathetic. men are pigs."
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>>13553543
69 with Cloudchaser and her little fetish would be pretty wild, don't ya think?
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>>13553563
hold the fuck up
I thought Flitter was the breeder
Cloudchaser is supposed to be on birth control
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>>13553499
>Lyra offers you a handshake
>Instant orgasm
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>>13553570
Rainbow Dash is cute when she's mad
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>>13553563
where we're going we don't need breeding
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>>13553528
>big bubbly airhead
I was just thinking you should have a dragon girl.
Maybe she owns the building or something
And I've always liked the discrepancy between big powerful characters with bubbly personalities


I'm not going to lie though, it would be pandering to my fetishes
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>>13553570
I would an angry Dash
I think I'd prefer it that way
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>>13553570
So then why do you spend so much time working on your ass at the gym instead of your wings, Dashie?
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>>13553564
That's a sad excuse.
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>>13553576
it'd be hard to focus on your share of the work while she's doing such wonders to your dick
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>>13553593
this sounds like a great idea but dragon girls wouldn't have tits and a big bubbly girl who isn't super-busty seems like it's missing a golden opportunity
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>>13553594
>>13553590
Pony is very mad and kicks you
Your ribs shatter and your lungs are pierced
Pone cries as she sees you die, she didn't mean it
BAD END
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>>13553564
i would advocate this advice, on pretty much everything ever, anytime any place.

>>13553542
its part of equestria's background lore

i can see when it's only monstergirl talk, but, i still think if it can be seen in the MLP universe it can be discussed here, unfetered.
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>>13553594
I would if it wasn't true anger. Like...kind of angry, but the kind that eases over pretty quick. Maybe competitive is the word I'm thinking of.

Mildly angry sex with Dash would be pretty good too though, just yanking on that mane while she slams her hips into you.

Everyone'd be so sore the next day they could barely move.
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Eh, I think I'm done with that.

Does anyone have a new request for me?
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>>13553570

There is a rainbow on your butt, Dash.
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>>13553618
stallions frotting
clearly you need more horsecock practice

bonus points for size difference
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>>13553618
Rainbow Dash indigestion
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>>13553606
Well, I wouldn't expect an alligator or a cactus to have tits either
Even if I'd prefer delicious smooth scaled chest
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>>13553541
Pony shakes her head and says she has room for a healthy dinner
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>>13553618
Did you ever fix that one where rarara was squirting sweetie with the bottle?
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>>13553604
Probably, but if she's happiest with a dick slamming her throat I don't think she'd mind all that much.
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It's cute to think of this from Luna's perspective.

>Celestia takes over for the weekend so she can relax and have fun at the festival after all that Nightmare stuff.
>Oh boy! A competition! That sounds fun!
>And what luck! A strapping farmboy to be her partner!
>Together, they're an invincible team! Huzzah!
>Sadly, he dissapears during the scavenger hunt.
>She's still having fun, but can't help feeling a little disappointed.
>It isn't until later that night that she finds him again.
>He seems to be in higher spirits, too! How wonderful!
>They even get on this incredible "Ferris-Wheel" machine together.
>It's a marvel, but she doesn't really see the appeal, being so used to flying.
>Soon, she realizes that it's just the two of them, alone, high above the crowd.
>Now she sees the appeal.
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>>13553618
Art? How about more of this Dash here in her outfit?
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>>13553618
Teen Spike eating a crystal rarity or any crystal pony
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>>13553618
Twilight wearing Big Hat Logan's big hat
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>>13553593
Name her flare.
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>>13553639
huh, taht is cute
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>>13553635
This was the last version of it I did.
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>>13553618
Pony eating an entire sergal.
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>>13553593
But Dewbon owns the building
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>>13553642
winged hooves are best hooves
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>>13553638
she'd make quite a mess when she squirts all over your face...
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>>13553666
agreed
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>>13553165

>Why is every picture of her so fucking tiny?

Because you're bad at finding pictures
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>>13553659
Oh, yeah thats the one I saw. Never got around to having her flail?
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>>13553628
I think I'm gonna go with this one, it sounds like a funny idea.
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>>13553668
I was really hoping you we're responding to >>13553659
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>>13553668
Ah,but then you're in the perfect position to tease her while she's still sensitive.
Besides, that just makes it hotter.
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I want to dump 68 megs of pics into a thing like imgur. What do I do?

Imgur only allows 150 at a time
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>>13553661
I thought she was the receptionist/manager
I even went and looked at your thread on the sub to check
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>>13553682
>Every time you try to make a move on Rarity she sprays you with a water bottle and tells you to cool it.

Hah!

>>13553689
What is that.
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>>13553639
>It's been so long since she thought about a stallion this way.
>And it wouldn't be proper decorum for a princess.
>But...
>She's had so much fun today. And who knows when her next chance will be?
>"Live a little". Isn't that what they say these days?
>*smooch!*
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>>13553686
dropbox?
7zip + mediafire?
for what purpose are you dumping all these pics?
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>>13553642
Oh god her shoes
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>>13553692
She's all of the above
She lives in the manager's suite on the first floor because she's too big to go higher floors
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>>13553030
Here, just wear this yellow sweater...there we go...and wear this pink wig...now...now act really timid and softspoken...yeah that's it...now...now just nuzzle me with your head...
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>>13553685
would she falter a bit if you move your tongue just a little higher and start rimming her ass?
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>>13553680
I feel like Dash would take tums
Pinkie is definitely the Pepto Bismal type
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>>13553639
>AND THEN THEY FUCK!
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>>13553698
>cool it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNqfTceGAW4
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>>13553689
Doctor Unicorn APPROVED!
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>>13553639
lunamac is best ship.
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>>13553708
>she's too big to go higher floors
I can imagine PB standing at the top of a flight of stairs taking advantage of that fact
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>>13553686
google drive
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>>13553698
>What is that.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvXtRVifAXE
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>>13553689
Doctor unicorn is shit.
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>>13553702
>Dash was harder, better, faster, and stronger in that dress.
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>>13553715
Maybe a little, but remember, her sister is the one that likes the ass play.

Now, get Flitter to face sit you while Couldchaser gets her way with your dick and you've got two very happy, horny mares at your disposal.
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>>13553727
Is that one if those automated cars?
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>>13553698
Nurse from Doctor Lollipop.
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>>13553726
I can imagine dewbon giving her a hard time for that. She owns the fucking place.
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>>13553728
>>13553738

I wondered. Thanks!
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>>13553689
I draw the line at monstergals.

I draw a second line at weird xeno genitalia.
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>>13553677
Yeah, a lot of times I prefer to just take new sketches. Its easier to get me in the mood to draw. That's kind of the same reason I never ink or color anything.
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>>13553721
>Not Macora.
Nigga...
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>>13553734
yes. yes. this is perfect.
and all the deepthroating will get you nice and lubed up for Flitter.
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>>13553738
>No special talent.
THAT UNICORN IS NO DOCTOR!
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Alright will draw more Tiara Digdoge later.
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>>13553751
>not mac/belly slapping
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How do you get your girlfriend to roleplay as Sweetie Belle?
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>>13553751
No, zecora can go fuck random people.
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>>13553748
Fair enough. You should probably break that habit at some point though
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>>13553765
at gunpoint
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>>13553765
Give her some brain trauma for one.
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>>13553762
>loli knot
unf
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>>13553764
that's a close second to the best ship, which is obviously macanon
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>>13553751
Their relationship is a purely physical one
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>>13553765
You make her roleplay as your little sister
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>>13553782
She gave him some jungle fever.
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i want to eat cadence.
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>>13553755
>In some ways, that turns the sisters on just as much as their fetishes do, knowing they played a part in pleasing the other so thoroughly.
>And Cloudchaser can't stop talking dirty to her sister while you slam her ass, whispering panted obscenities about how hard she's taking it while you slap her ass and thrust deep, making Flitter scream with pleasure.
>>
http://derpibooru.org/427732
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>you will never be a cute mare and be bred by a handsome stallion
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>>13553770
Yeah, I really should. I usually only ink and color things that I like. Or when I'm really tired I'll ink something I drew a different day instead. Today I was mainly working on dicks.
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>>13553795
>getting bred
>a single stallion
not my fetish
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>>13553795
>you will never be a cute megabusty girl and be bred by a dozen stallions
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>>13553788
>you will never pinch off a bit of a marshmallow pony and chew it like bubble gum
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>>13553718
No, just a kiss. It's a spur-of-the moment thing. Deep down, she doesn't actually believe it would work out, or that Big Mac might like her back.

But she had a lot of fun that day, especially because of him. He didn't make a fuss when she volunteered him as her partner. And she feels more at ease with his quiet, simple way of talking. It's easier for her to work with than modern speech.
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>>13553810
>>13553809
>>13553805
>>13553795
>>13553788
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>>13553788
me too
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Rarimac is a defunct ship, because Rarity will always choose Applejack over Big Mac
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>>13553816
calm down and let me suck your dick
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I want to honk fluttershy
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>>13553791
holy shit, my dick.
I bet she'll try to coax Flitter into saying some naughty things too. telling her to describe how it feels when you hit your peak and fill her ass with cum.
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>>13553788
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqKPe9w5bUs
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>>13553816
I want SA to breed me
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>>13553788
yeah
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>you will never have public sex with pone
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>>13553825
>You'll never have a threesome with Shiny and Cadance
>You'll never get to talk about vidya with him in the afterglow
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>>13553841
>eat
>cadance
isn't that your biggest fetishes combined
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>>13553841
Why no redribbon cadance vore?
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>>13553832
i want to toot pinkie pie
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>>13553845
>talking about vidya
I hope for your sake they're old vidya
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>>13553860
Disert.
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>>13553860
NIGGERFAGGOT
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>>13553860
Celestia's grace
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>>13553831

Holy shit is that a space pirate on the wall?
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>>13553834
Of course she tries to, but Flitter doesn't lose it till she climaxes, receiving the spurts of hot, thick seed flowing into her ass, only shouting a single, vulgar word when you push yourself all the way into her for your last pump, slapping her now very sensitive ass with your groin.
>It just feels so...satisfying, to hear her say it.

>Of course, the satisfied sighs and whispers after you pull out are nice too.
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I'm going it marry Rediv!
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>>13553860
Clip Eater.
Because I am going to force so many clips into it.
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>Everyone want to fuck her
SHE MARRIED! How the hell do you want to fuck her if she married to SA?
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>>13553859
>Talking about the DnD RPGs with Shiny
>Cadance just rolls her eyes and cuddles you closer
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>>13553875
Debauchery!
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>>13553873
But her pony likes everyone.
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>>13553628
Ehhhh, this really isn't coming out. I think I'm gonna do a request some other time.

Sorry anon...
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>>13553875
I WANT TO FUCK SA JUST AS MUCH
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>>13553875
She's the god of love. Who wouldn't want some of that.
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>>13553881
>mention that it's DC 80 to crawl up someone's ass
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>>13553881
It'd be fucking awesome.
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>>13553895
>Shiny plays FATAL

That explains a lot.
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>>13553886
And RR has a canon boyfriend
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>>13553860
Senor Pointandshoot! SIR!
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>>13553762

That hat is ENORMOUS.
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>>13553881
>"YEAH DUDE, LIKE, 4E IS THE BEST. IT'S MONDO GNARLY MAN."
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>>13553871
and the sight of a trial of cum dripping from her tight little pucker.
unless you came balls-deep and it's so far in that nothing's coming out. which is incredibly hot in its own way.
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>>13553905
I know, right? I'm jealous.
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>>13553740
>>13553726
yeah even PB would have to respect Dewbon if she didn't want to get kicked out
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>it's LK's birthday soon
>tfw can't write
>tfw can't draw
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>>13553873
She's gonna marry MT,sorry.
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>>13553882
>>13553891
>>13553894
God dammit it, you guys. I doubt she, nor SA, would love it if they heard that a bunch of humans want to fuck either of them.
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>>13553875
i dont care, i just want to get some of that pink on my dick
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>>13553915
wait when?
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>>13553900
Nope, this is d20.
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/921167/
>www.d20srd.org/srd/epic/skills.htm#extremelyTightSpace
>DC 80: Extremely tight space
>This is the DC for getting through a space when one’s head shouldn’t even be able to fit; this can be as small as 2 inches square for Medium-size creatures. Halve this limit for each size category less than Medium-size; double it for each size category greater than Medium-size. If the space is long, such as in a chimney, multiple checks may be called for.
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>>13553908
>She prefers it to stay in, if possible. Less clean up afterward, and she gets to savor the feeling that settles in her when you're done.
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>>13553901
But that mean jack shit when she is the town bicycle.
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>>13553850
I'd rather have cadannce eating red ribbon tahn the other way around

that would be top unf
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>>13553895
>this leads to some complicated unbirthing discussion
>Cadance just walks off to brush her teeth and watches tv while you discuss the subject
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>>13553918
why's she gotta be so uptight
I just want to suck her husband's dick

she can watch, obviously
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>>13553915
I can do one of those things, and I wouldn't know what to write for him.
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>>13553922
where is that dance from?

I only know it from a sfm video
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>>13553931
>skinny RR

OVER THE LINE
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>>13553931
who the fuck is that artist
I keep seeing his style
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>>13553918
hmmm, i guess this is the equivilent of expecting to be flattered at the prospect of an alien race wanting to fuck you. im not sure how i would really feel, i guess flattered.
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>>13553922
Luna, please calm down. I will guide myself to the designated destination soon enough. Just relax.
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>>13553946
i drew that anon
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>>13553933
>when she comes back, the bed has been turned into a Hyperspace Hyperwars battlefield, using the pillows as structures and folded sheets for foothills
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>>13553932
>Cadance
>normally thing and elegant
>eating RR, who is chubby and adorable
I like it
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>>13553954
yeah I mean what style are you imitating
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>>13553944
its not a dance, its a "fuck you, suck my dick" hip trust/look at me thrusting my junk at you. it was popular in my days as a kid/teeneger

i think it was popular on WWF with a crossed arms

i may be off my mark here though, but, i think that is what the artist is trying to convey
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>>13553949
"THE EAGLE HASN'T LANDED YET!"
>"LAND IT IMMEDIATELY!"
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>>13553962
you know the long horn and the fur behind the legs thing
and the ears
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>>13553922
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBVmnBBQzA0
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>>13553918
Yeah well as a public figure she needs to learn to deal with it.
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Can MLPG please rate my porn folder?

https://www.dropbox.com/sh/3ebx2czyom5cnpn/sOMNAq85Zj#/
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>>13553926
this unf is practically weaponized.
and I bet watching all of that would have driven Cloudchaser absolutely CRAZY with lust.
>>
Paula is the only monstergirl I like

I'm sorry. I would like something weirder if I could but i can't even get boners to relatively vanilla things like size differences and domination.
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>>13553961
And shining armor can give her a world class belly rub afterwords
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>>13553979
>all that human
>all that anthro
it's alright but it's not great
if it works for you it works for you, and that's really all that matters
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>>13553954
>>13553962
pls respond
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>>13553979
>those first to RDs
holy shit
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What'd I miss?
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>>13553979
1/10


no hoihoi

no blossomforth/gaping

not much creampie

are you even trying?
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>>13554002
alot
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>>13554002
Ross did a livestream of him killing himself.

It was interesting.
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>>13553982
There's a bunch of them now that are pretty close to human size.
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>>13554007
>fapping to blossomforth
>ever
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>>13554002
braeburned finished pinkie quest
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>Become best friends with Shiny after having a threesome with him
>Cadence just enjoys the fact that you take the effort to make her cum
>You're a decent cuddle too

Would you move in with them?
It's pretty cold up there
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>>13553995
http://frogbians.tumblr.com/post/55304502661/horse-anime-part-two-princesses-and-some-baddies
dude im hella
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>>13554007
Post yours then
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>>13554011
don't you lie to me anon
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>>13554010
>>13554011
oh well that kinda
>>13554016
WHAT
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>>13553980
>Hearing Flitter curse is a sure fire way to get Cloudchaser soaked and ready for anything.
>Which is just fine, because if there's something you like more than satisfying Flitter, it's getting a jacked up Cloudchaser on you and riding her emotional wave to the end of the night.

>And she wouldn't have it any other way. Flitters the constant. But Cloudchaser, she's the explosive end to every encounter with the two. Hips slamming together, obscenities and grunts mingling as you pull her hair or press her against a wall, always becoming a big sweaty mess in the final throes of passion.

>She usually lets you finish inside her, contrary to her normal pattern of swallowing or letting you pray it on those eager features. But the end game always deserves to be special, so she permits it. On her terms, of course.

>And her terms are usually her on top, hooves on your chest, as she drops herself onto you, harder with each thrust until she can't pick herself up once you climax.
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>>13554002
I married Pinkie Pie since you left her for that tentacle girl
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>>13554007
>blossomforth/gaping
Blossomforth totally sounds like it could be a synonym for prolapse
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>>13554019
...oh wow.
Congratz.
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>>13554027
I'm fucking with you
he hasn't even updated it yet
now that I think about it, he has been ded for a while
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>>13554017
are they going to blast me with crystal energy?
I mean, I'll do it either way, but I'd rather not become a dopey looking crystal human
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>>13553923
I was reading log 18 of Renne quest and he mentioned it being his birthday and it was the 20th
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>>13554015
>not enjoying a good gape

>>13554020
i dont have much on this HD

and i could upload it to google drive someday, but its GB's worth

>>13554037
hah!
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>>13554031
Just because I'm drawing another girl doesn't mean that I stopped loving Pinkie.
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>>13554058
I missed a thing, who is tentacle chick?
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>>13553979
You have a very boring porn collection,anon.
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>>13553979
>No gay
It's shit
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>>13554030
there are no words.
words have failed me.
the unf transcends the English language.
and there's nothing to mark the perfect ending to such a wild rutting session like some nice post-coital cuddling with two sexy mares.
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>>13554058
You basically made her with all of your fetishes in mind, including personality. You wanted a perfect girl.

I guess Pinkie isn't perfect for you.
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Rate my porn folder MLPG

https://www.dropbox.com/sh/vn4c8ymcpprdq9o/gj6Uq1HVG3
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>>13554091
>that terrabutt lyra picture
holy shit
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>>13554091
its shit
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>>13554091
sergals aren't supposed to have tits

the lyra stuff is alright

go find a lyrasergal
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>>13553979

>Those CanterCalendar pics
>Those broken spines

That Derpy's the only one out of those I really like - no fucked-up spine, and it seems to get a good mix of "silly" and "sexy." I would make love to her until I couldn't move anymore.
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>>13554090
Plus a few fetishes he didn't even have at first!
All it took was a little...push...in the right direction.
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>>13554091
>horse dick

ABZO

LOOTLY

DIS

KUSTING
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>>13554064
Aria. She's a sea anemone/cuttlefish kind of girl.
http://reiduran.tumblr.com/post/60919252289/did-up-a-bit-about-the-monster-girl-i-posted-last
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>>13554110
horsedick > humandick
this is objective fact
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>>13554091
Sergals are really pretty hot
I love predatory looking things
Gnathodelli is best monstergirl
Lyra is only a middle tier background pony
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>>13554091
it's nothing but lyra and sergals

what the hell
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P-pony would like to um, if you aren't busy with anything that is, to have a h-hug...
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>>13554131

Sure! I love giving hugs!
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>>13554109
>EA confirmed for destroying relationships
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>>13554131
fine geez
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>>13554131
I give pony a great big hug
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>>13554131
I'll hug you, pony!
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>>13554117
>not dogdick>horsedick
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>>13554131
Fluttershy is always welcome to a hug

She's not even close to a pony I like but she is a fine pony to hug
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>>13554131
I'LL HUG PONY WITH MY ARMS_
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>>13554091
Mewball pls see psychiatrist.
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>>13554131
Pony is always welcome to a hug
Pony doesn't even need to ask, just start the hug
>>
Would you live in Monstro Tower?
You must have Princess Bitch as a roommate.
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>>13554134
It was more than just EA.
So much more...
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>>13554131
IMMA HUG YOU LITTLE PONE!
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>>13554131
I would hug a pone like this.
>>>13554165
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>>13554115
I like it
It took me until "She has groups of tentacles in two places: her head, and at the end of both of her arms." to realize those weren't what I thought they were.
Disappointing
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>>13554157
yes
you didn't say that I can't throw her out the window
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>>13554175
>throw her out the window
>she climbs back up
>throws you out the window
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>>13554174
Sorry, no vagina tentacles. Maybe next time.
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>>13554175
You can't. Killing her will evict you.
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>>13554187
>climb back up
>punch her out the window
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>>13554175
>defenestrating
>not penetrating
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>>13554083
>Flitter's always up for cuddling afterward, feeling snug and happy in your arms. Cloudchaser likes to pretend she doesn't like it, but shes pretty transparent on the issue after she sees you with Flitter for more than a minute, joining in by squeezing in next to her sister, trying to share your arm space.

>Eventually she just deigns to hug you from behind, pressing her head against your back while Flitter gets your front.

>Flitter at least gives you a good night kiss before dozing off, well after Cloudchaser starts sounding like a freight train, snoring only moments after you all settle in.

>It all makes you smile, and invites a warm, content slumber in moments.
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>>13554191
I guess I could just rape her, then
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hey mlpg I did nothing but eating and sitting and masturbating and shitposting all day
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>>13554165
MACHO MAN, NO!
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>>13554204
Your other roommates would probably hate you.
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>>13554208
join the club
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>>13554208

/)
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>>13554214
Oh, I'm sorry if I made them feel left out.

I'll rape them too
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>>13554208
taht sitting was supposed to be shitting but you know, I fucked it up because I can't do anythjign right
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>>13554091
>>13554115
>>13553979
>>13554157
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>>13554208
I've vidya'd and rode and lifted and studied and cooked and ate and watched some TV
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>>13554133 >>13554136 >>13554140 >>13554141 >>13554145 >>13554155 >>13554165 >>13554173
But pony is s-scared... she heard that humans are very s-strong.
>>13554144
I-um, pony is not Fluttershy... do you, think she is, well what do you think of m-her...
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>>13554201
the perfect end to a perfect night.

th-thanks, anon.
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stallion
on
stallion
action
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>>13554226
Anon, I don't think you understand...
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>>13554230

Hi GG.
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>>13554239
But that just means that human can hug you harder

Human would never hurt pone
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>>13554239
ITS OKAY

IF PONY IS CRUSHED TO DEATH PONY WILL JUST BE MADE INTO STEAK
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>>13554244
No worries, anon. It's what I do.

G'night, sleep tight, hope you dream of ponies tonight.
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>ex's bf who she cheated on me with wants to fight me for no reason
>getting death threats and angry texts from him saying he wants to fight me
>got into a fight at a show with two hipsters the other night
>got into a fight with some kid trying to take my phone in the middle of the night

CAN EVERYONE
PLEASE
STOP TRYING TO FIGHT ME
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>>13554248

Even if this were a stallion x mare picture those underwear would still make this gay.
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>>13554248
>tfw so little human on stallion action
>tfw even less of it is gay
>tfw less still has the human as a bottom
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>>13554266
Say that to my face and not on the internet motherfucker
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I'm gonna teach Sweetie Belle some math
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>>13554270
hey braeburn
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>>13554107

>she trips over her own shoes on landing and falls on top of you, leaving you on your back in the sand as letters flutter down around you.
>"SORRY ANON - YOU OKAY???"
>she gives you that dopey, carefree smile you know so well..
>she hasn't noticed that her bag pulled off her bikini bottom, and her right breast, pulled free of her top, hangs, wobbles and bounces about when her nipple isn't firmly pressed to your chest.
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>>13554239
>I-um, pony is not Fluttershy... do you, think she is, well what do you think of m-her...
she's a nice pony, she's not my favorite but it would always be nice to have her as a friend
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>>13554280
WITH PENIS??
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>>13554266
*fights you with a replica katana*
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>>13554226
>raping the other girls
Good luck, anon
http://i.imgur.com/ARRfV2i.png
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>>13554280
>OH ANON! WHAT IF I DIVIDE ZERO?
You sure as hell know that this isn't a good idea.
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>>13554266
how about stop being such a pussy bitch
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>>13554239
I think fluttershy is a worthless pony. Doing anything to or with her would be a colossal waste of time.
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>>13554283
Not gayburned
I'm a top
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>>13554299
Can I just hug Gumberry instead?
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>>13554299
what if you just

kicked the cactus over
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>>13554292
No.
I'll just have some coffee and she'll have a small cute notebook with hearts and a pencil.

>>13554304
Well Sweetie you can't divide by zero. It's not possible. When you'll be in high school you'll learn limits and all that other crap and you'll see it's almost infinity. But that's like 8 years from now.
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>>13554270
>you will never have a hunky stallion boyfriend
>he will never fuck you because his cock is too fucking huge
>you will never snuggle him tenderly and tell him that it's okay that he's so big
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>>13554262
...Aspirant?!
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>>13554316
Then I can still think of at least one girl on there who would still be a threat to you

>>13554313
yes absolutely you may
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>>13554299
GG why is dewbon so mad at anon
she's supposed to be the quiet one
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>>13554305
Well seeing as how I FOUGHT them, and came out with only a bloody eyebrow, I'd say I'm not a pussy bitch

oh wait I'm trying to display toughness over mlpg WOOPS IM A FAGGOT
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>>13554316
the cactus is the only one that looks friendly
why would you go after her first?
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>>13554299
Cast magic missile
Throw a pillow
um
Offer them each a sandwich and run while they are distracted
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>>13554316
>kick agua
YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD
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>>13554325
Why the question mark exclamation points? That seems over the top.
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>>13554299
You could always rape Paula, she'd never suspect it.
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>>13554340
Metal Gear!?
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#wowza
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>>13554335
he's accustomed with attacking things that can't fight back.
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>>13554266
You wanna go, motherfucker?!
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>>13554320
See what she already know and teach Sweetie Belle from there.
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>>13554346
METAL GEEEEEEEEEEARRRRR
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>>13554351
nice burn
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>>13554340
it's just
that was a lot lewder than your usual M.O.
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>>13554334
>eyebrows
>bleeding
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>>13554372
>never been in a fight
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>>13554338
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>>13554266
>own a gun
>get a concealed carry license
>stop instigating shit
>move to a stand your ground state
>never have any problems
do you even America, anon?
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>>13554386
I will find you AND I WILL KILL YOU!
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>>13554386
Oh, the humanity.
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>>13554334
>Get broken nose after getting sucker punched by some fuck.
>Didn't even have to do anything to make him run away but loot at him face and shirt covered in blood.
>And grin.

The look of "Oh fuck NO!" was priceless.
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>>13554368
I, uh, wrote a lot of smut last year before shipping off with the military and a lot was in that vein or a little weirder.

Perhaps you missed that or it's because I was out for so long. Regardless, I like to mix it up now and then.
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>>13554396
>>13554395
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>>13554408
Any plans for Celestia Quest now that SmutAnon's has finished up?
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>>13554412
>see cactusgirl faliling about on the ground
>want to help her up
>don't want to get stabbed by cactus needles
what do
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>>13554331
she's not mad, she's stern
she's always got a kinda stony expression
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>>13554412
That cactus needs life alert
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>>13554412
THE NERVE OF THIS ANON!

NOTHING BUT A SPINELESS COWARD!

HE IS A REGULAR THORN IN MY SIDE, I TELL YOU!
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>>13554360
She probably knows addition, subtraction, multiplication and division. Also some geometry too.
I'll probably go fast trough all of them again to see if she has some problems with those and then go a bit further. How to find the surface, Pythagoras's theorem some formulas like Gauss' formula for adding consecutive numbers you know basic stuff.
I'll probably try teaching her about square roots and exponentiation if she can handle it tough I kinda doubt it.

Also Roman numerals. She needs to know that stuff. I would hate her to do something like this.
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>>13554440
Anon what's with this prickly attitude
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>>13554419
Not particularly. It only recently finished and I think fishing for players this close to that with no break might be a bad idea. Also, it was rather well done and is a hard act to follow.

It was suggested I do that Puff quest thing I was mulling over as filler till I run that. Still working on old requests first though. Promise is a promise and all that.

Anyhow, I'm gonna slink off for the night. Thanks for playing along and letting me mess with the idea you tossed out. Have a good one.
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>>13554426
Guys how do I fix cactus
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>>13554433
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google and derpibooru have failed me

does anyone know the source on this?
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>>13554449
You are doing this for Rarity, aren't you?

Either way, good luck. But what would happen if her friends want your advice?
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>>13554462
She looks too happy to be fallen over
>>
can someone cap that Flitter/CC stuff?
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>>13554474
Man I'm doing it for Sweetie. She's adorable and some extra knowledge wouldn't hurt.

And if the other CMC ask for help I'll do my best to help them. But they better learn. I'm not going to do their homework. I'm going to explain to them what they have to do and show them a few examples but that's it.
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>>13554458
>MLPG kill count:
>Friendly sergal, wanted to watch some pony
>Happy cactus
>MLPG's honour and integrity
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>>13554464
I don't know, but when you find them you should tell them to fix the cut-off on Celestia's hoof
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>>13554280
that reminds me, I need to tutor Applebloom in math.
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Your waifu has just revealed she's a lesbian to you

Are you cool with it?
You're never ever going to get to fuck her, but she obviously trusts you enough to tell you
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>>13554449
>"Class of two zero six"
>MMXIII

ishygddt
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>>13554458
throw water at her
cactuses like that, right?
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BEST FILLY RIGHT HERE!
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>>13554512
I want to fill filly
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>>13554330
What would a Gumberry hug be like? I mean, she's goo. Would she take it too far and envelope you? What if she got... frisky?
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>>13554492
Alrighty then! Yeah, its not a good idea to do their homework as they would not learn from it at all.
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>>13554506
Class of two four
Zero doesn't exist in roman numerals.
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>>13554504
I don't have a waifu, so I'm gonna go with my favorite pony instead

I would be rather surprised that she came to terms with it at such a young age.
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>>13554309
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>>13554504
I'd support her.

It'd break my heart a little, but, eventually I'd move on. And I'd still be her friend and do anything for her.
>>
Icarus has found you
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>>13554504
I go full supervillain.
If I can't have her no one can
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>>13554494
to be fair, that sergal had it coming for trespassing property.
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>>13554520
It's possible
If she got too enamored she might you know, start to hug
all over

But the good news is she isn't acidic so you'd be fine
I mean relatively speaking
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It's been a while.

So far, we've done Twilightquest, Dashquest, and Applejackquest. Who's next?

Human or pony.
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>>13554481
http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/147520
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>>13554432
I'm an idiot, I meant gillou.
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>>13554550
Femanon quest.
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>>13554534
SOON YOU WILL WITNESS TRUE HELL
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>>13554540
actually been doing this the past two weekends
drive down to the drive-thru and grab some food before watching anime that aired that week with my brothers

fuck yeah adulthood
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>>13554550
Dragon Quest.
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>>13554550
Derpyquest.
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>>13554554

But with which pony.
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>>13554548
But what about my clothes? Does she leave a trail of slime or residue?
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>>13554554
>you are the little pony
>trying to seduce the human
I'd play it
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>>13554562
You, Anon.

You are the pony.
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>>13554508
We can still save her, right?
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>>13554570
Hnggg
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>>13554570
Jack off on ash pile.
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>>13554551
I-I don't know how to cap on a mac...
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>>13554570
Do we have any priest or something that can resurrect?
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>>13554570
YOU BASTARD
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>>13554550
got caps or links to the other ones? haven't read em but I am intrigued.
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>>13554581
https://duckduckgo.com/?q=!lmgtfy+how+to+take+a+screenshot+on+a+mac
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>>13554570
>Killing off a wiafu.
AVENGERS.
ASSEMBLE!
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>>13554580
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>>13554504
I tell her that I'm really a mare, and try to get twilight to transform me so we can be together
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>>13554585

Nope.

>>13554561

That's a can of worms I've learned enough to avoid opening. Derpy always ends in violence and tears.
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>not distilling Agua for that sweet tequila flavor

>not juicing her for Rain
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>>13554582
>monsters
>souls to resurrect

bad news anon
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>>13554591
>FEDORA
>FEDORA
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>>13554614
Oh...That's not really fair...
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>>13552257

>I SEE YOU

i just pictured Sombra turning to the viewer, saying that, laughing, and making the screen go black for a second or two before cutting to commercial.
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>>13554617
>I posted it again
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>>13554563
I don't know
probably minimal residue or she'd have a hard time maintaining her consistency and volume
you'd probably be pretty damn wet and sticky though
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>>13554601
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>>13554591
Remember the /co/vengers?
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>>13554630
>not being able to post things

I just liked it and thought it would start a conversation
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>>13554579
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
I bet pony's muzzle feels silky smooth and warm
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>>13554632
Is agua dead
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>>13554648
posting things is forbidden
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>>13554620
His powers are euphoric.
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>>13554650
well, plants share a collective intelligence, so no, she's not dead. you just have to wait until another cactus grows in which her personality asserts itself. shouldn't take that long. a few years.
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>>13554650
Are the monstergirls on the show real?
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>>13554650
of course not
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>>13554655
You can't keep this pony down
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>>13554632
Does she get ashamed about that and apologize?
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>>13554659
>plants share a collective intelligence

Where did you read that?
>>
http://i.imgur.com/1mzdONO.jpg

unf
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>>13554662
Phew
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>>13554669
eh, I'd be better with a pony on both sides
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>>13554655
It'll take me a while to enjoy tuff being cute again after all that porn
Good porn mind you, but it's like seeing your little sister's porn site
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>>13554669
>The portal closes as they both cum.
>Cuts Twilight in half.
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>>13554669
I'm taking your unf privileges away
Go sit in the corner and think about your life
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>>13554656
It undercuts their point that white males aren't discriminated against when they are actively discriminating against white males.

Also, aren't the two authors of that comic white males?
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>>13554669
Does that count as satyr?
Also fucking ugly.
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>>13554686
Never
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>>13554669
in between the portal she's a swirly spring shape though
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>>13554688
Non anon, white males are actually all evil and we need to protect the poor minorities because they are weak and dumb and helpless
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>>13554686
Is that Endii or Ghost?
I can't tell any more
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>>13554690

no.
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>>13554700
ghost is ded so I assume it's endii?
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>>13554700
I'd say endii.
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>>13554688
>I'm going to take a comic.
>That is making a joke.
>And go full anal at it!
>NO! They cannot make this comic, they are not black enough!
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>>13554705
>Ghost is ded.
Nigga, what?

Ghost is alive and well, she just doesn't know this place exists.
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>>13554697
it's called "trans-dimensional supermatter".
>>
In ogni mondo c'è dentro un mondo che ha dentro un mondo che ha dentro un mondo
Mlpg dentro la tua board ci sono più bestie che nella foresta
I pony saltano di ramo in ramo
I pony saltano di ramo in ramo
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>>13554714
if ghost is alive then why hasn't stoned trixie updated in forever
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>>13554708
speaking of black, where's appledan?
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American here.

How do I make Kraft Dinner if I don't have a pot? I'm thinking of the microwave, but how?
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>>13554718
ravioli ravioli
give me the formi roli
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>>13554698
Yes, this guy is right. Whenever someone has a legitimate complaint white guys shut them down because they're all dicks, pathetic manchildren, and romantically incompetent (all your fault).

God it feels good to be a transexual black female.
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>>13554720
He explicitly mention that he hate this place and that there is too much shitposting here.
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>>13554723
>Kraft Dinner
the fuck is that
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>>13554723

just order pizza

also, why are you asking us, Google that shit
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>>13554731
mt pls
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>>13554732
Oh,good, another useless one gone.
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>>13554719
...She does have more then one tumblr, you know this, right?
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>>13554723
You can't see me, but I'm shaking my head
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>>13554723
you can make it in a rice cooker or coffee pot if you're creative
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>>13554732
Bullshit. Really?
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>>13554731
>tfw white male
>tfw the only place you're really discriminated against is in divorce court and alimony law
>tfw those are both technically discriminations against women that aren't very nice for males anyways
>tfw being ugly and autistic takes away all your privilege points
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>>13554732
pfft
that was quick
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goodnight mlpg, enjoy your respective waifus
>>
What would happen if I showed up to basic training wearing a pony shirt?
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>>13554731
At this point I figure we should just dress in Hugo Boss and goosestep everywhere, give them the fascists they claim we are.
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>>13554760
Nite weaver
dream of monstergirls
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>the record breaking heat will never leave Seattle
>it will never rain again
>the skyscrapers will never be covered completely by fog again

I don't even remember what cold feels like.
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>>13554762
One way to find out.
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MLPG, are you Rastafarian? Cause Jamaican me horny
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>>13554771
you think that's bad? It hasn't rained since july in here.
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>>13554771
>People stop being depressed.
>Hipsters get purged from the city.
>All is well.
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>>13554760

my waifu is Rarity
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>>13554767
Finally, us homosexual males wouldn't feel isolated by slouching straight men with no fashion sense.

>dressed well
>not a slob
>"DUDE DONT SUCK MY DICK PLS"
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>>13554760
Did Flutters get big?
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>>13554778
>horrible sex puns work with women because everyone wants to fuck them
>horrible sex puns made by men end up in the male being slapped or sneered at.
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>>13554760
Weaver, are you secretly destroying the universe by imprisoning the Wyrm within your cosmic webs, causing it to go insane with anger and impotent fury and lash out against Gaia?
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>>13554601
i want you to know that you are a horrible person

stop killing waifus
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>>13554789
yes
she's a big pony now
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>>13554779
It hasn't rained in Seattle since May.
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>>13554775

What nickname would my DI give me?
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>>13554790
>mad because he's not sexy

Its okay anon we can't all be pretty mares

like me. i'm a pretty mare.
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>>13554785
But anon...Rarity is also my waifu.
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>>13554794
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>>13554792
>they wyrm
>gaia
what kind of things have you been reading/watching/playing anon
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>>13554792
If you walk without rhythm, you won't attract the wyrm
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>>13554802
Ponyfucker.
ponyfag.
Horsefucker
Horse whisperer
the list is long.
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Paint me like one of those fancy girls?
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>>13554814
10/10
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>>13554820
where are her teats
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>>13554786
>Carry self well.
>Posture is as well as can be managed, figure it's part of the job not to slouch, keep eye contact and smile.
>Get asked by fellow workers if I was in the military.
>'No, why?'
>"Uh, you walk like you were."

Fuck, have I been walking like a queer this whole time!?
No wonder I have been getting so many male friends at work.
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>>13554816

I like horse whisperer at least, it's believable and clever. The rest would just leave me believing he's a /v/ regular and that's highly unlikely.
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>>13554813
I believe that was a reference to the White Wolf mythos
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>>13554802
Horsefucker
Candy Ass
Power Bottom
Faggot
Little Girl
Liability
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>>13554778

Pinkie looks over her shoulder and snickers. "Hey, you comin' on to me?"

You look around for someone else she might be talking to, but find no-one. You had been watching her ass, yeah, but so was everyone else in the room. Hardly constitutes a come-on. "Uh. No?"

Her mouth twists from her sweet-face smile to a wicked grin. "Why not?"
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>>13554793
No
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>>13554830
Better than getting told you walk like you're
a. evading a stalker
b. a stalker
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>>13554826
She doesn't need her oil changed, man.
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>>13554813
Werewolf the Apocalypse you anal bead
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>>13554837
I'd rather be coming inside you
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>>13554835
>shoo be doo shoop shoo be doo

what the hell was her name again
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>>13554843
>human anal beads made of the crystallized souls of the innocent
unf
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>>13554805

i'm a milfy mare. they're looking at me, not you.
>>
What if you had to eat your favorite CMC's beating heart to complete a love spell that made your waifu like you
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>>13554858

But my favorite CMC IS my waifu!
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>>13554858
>kill Sweetie to get loved by Rarity
Okay no.
I ain't killing any pony to force my waifu to love me.
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>>13554858
But my waifu already likes me.
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>>13554858
Would Sweetie Belle live on inside me? Or does this kill the Pony?
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What is it about murdering a room full of innocent, cowering civilians execution style one by one in sandbox genre games that gives me a raging hardon?
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>>13554868
Pony dies forever. Their soul is destroyed and used as raw magical energy.
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>>13554872
I don't know, but I'm also not seeing the relation to pony
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>>13554847

Pinkie's face takes a turn again, morphing into an over-the-top pout. She sticks her tongue out at you. "Well, fine, ruin it. No fun flirty banter tonight, I guess." She winks and steps towards you. "But, since you suggested it..."
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>>13554868
>even considering it
That's it. You're deported from Eqeustria
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>>13554878
>destroyed
>used as raw magical energy

pick one.
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>>13554891
>destroy building
>shattered brick left over
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>>13554872
>having bloodlust

Eye shigu digu
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CAN PLANTS FEEL PAIN
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>>13554905
AS IT TURNS OUT

YES
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>>13554905
Apparently yeah
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>>13554897
you didn't destroy the building, you changed its structure. we equivocate the word "destroy" when talking about physical objects, but you're not talking about a physical object, you're talking about a SOUL. destroying a soul is no small feat in itself, but if you did, you can damn sure bet there won't be shit left over to fuel spells.
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>>13554905
They have biological components on another dimension that contain a nervous system, even after they're picked from the ground.

On another plane of existence, all the plants are constantly screaming.
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>>13554924
Oh boy, semantics.

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/destroy
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>>13554883
They're gonna have to call you Cream Pie after tonight.
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what is it about cuddling a room of cowering ponies that gives me a raging hard on
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>>13554905
Yes
But they're not conscious so it doesn't matter
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>>13554924
so "destroy" isn't technically accurate if you're autismal to the point of retardation

the point is that the soul is consumed as you eat the beating heart
it is no longer able to anchor the spirit of the little filly, as it has been translated in to the magic spell that convinces your waifu to like you
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I dare MLPG to make me so horny that I have to masturbate.
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Pass the biscuits, Pinkie Pie.
Pass them and tell me good-bye.
They're so heavy. Pinkie.
I feel like i'm'a gonna die.
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>>13554905

What kind of shitty shitty shitpost is that?
>look it up
...holy shit...
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>>13554950
Why would they be afraid?
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>>13554924
>Arguing about the semantics of things that don't even exit
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>>13554958
https://e621.net/post/show/43169/
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>>13554947
that day was hilarious
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>>13554954
Does someone have that screen cap with sacrificing fillies to remain in Eqeustria?
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>>13554979
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>>13554974
>That filename.
Aw fuck.
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>>13554976
thanks obama
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>>13554942
wow, an equivocated definition. it's impossible to destroy things, we know this, but "destroy" sounds better than "broken down to base components", so we use that instead. all the definition of the word proves is that we're using it wrong.
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>>13554958
without knowing your kinks I can't really do much for you
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>>13554958
I can't make you horny anon, only YOU can make you horny.

That being said, your favorite pony walks in on you showering and wordlessly enters the shower.
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>>13554958

MARECUNT
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>>13554995
You're an idiot for thinking of destroy in the context of energy or matter and not information
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>>13554976
>>13554996
It's a guessing game. So far you are ice cold.
>>13555001
>>13555013
That's okay, but not enough.
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>>13554974

Look where you are. Why are you surprised?
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I wish I had tits
But not a vagina

I wish I was a cute tranny
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>>13555017
>It's a guessing game
get fucked, I guess
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>>13555026
I'd like tits and a vagina but no uterus

but really I just want to be the little pony
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>>13554974
>twilight fluttershy and rose
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>>13555038
I would rather be the human female than the little pony.
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>>13555026
I'm guessing the joke here is the boobs plus hoodie take up too much space to breath. Cute.
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>>13554948

I don't think you could keep up with Pinkie Pie.
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>>13555017
Big Mac takes you from behind, slowly shoving the tip of his massive member into your ever-widening asshole.

You try to pull away, but it's so big and your ass is so tight that you end up pulling him forward. He uses this momentum to enter you further.

He begins to thrust without saying anything, not even grunting, and there's nothing you can do about it.
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>>13555047
weirdo

>you will never use your new marecunt and ponylegs to out-scissor femanon
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>>13555055
unf
I don't care if he hates it, keep going
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>>13555055
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>>13555030
That hit a few spots, but overall that's a no.
>>13555055
I don't hate that, but it's not appealing at all.
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>>13555055
I roll to crawl up big mac's anus
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Can a single white male with no previous relationships or strong ties to immediate family adopt a young Asian girl out of the blue without coming off as creepy?
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>>13555030

>minding my own business, walking down the hall playing Pokemon
>suddenly, Gilda appears out of nowhere and yanks my DS out of my hands
>"Wow, Pokemon? Still? What are you, dweeb, six? GOD, you are a nerd."
>she steps back and unzips her jacket
>it says "I FUCK NERDS"
>she starts to walk towards the bathroom
>"Want it? Come and get it, nerd."
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>>13555087
I'm pretty sure you can't do it at all
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>>13555080
you can't, you're currently impaled on his cock
you can roll to free yourself but your last attempt didn't go so well
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>>13555087
No

Actually you can't do anything without coming off as creepy just because you're a single guy with no relationships or strong ties. Most people don't view you as entirely human. You might as well be a neanderthal.
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>>13555091
Reminds me of an Iz.
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>>13555087

no.
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>>13555104
I roll to crawl up his cock. Backwards.
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Though you may not have a friend in this world, you'll always have me
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>>13555114
you're too large to gain entry, you only succeed in impaling yourself further and bringing Macintosh closer to orgasm
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>>13555118
Really?
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I am deeply disturbed by this.
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>Kraft Dinner is considered a Canadian national dish. Canadians purchase 1.7 million of the 7 million boxes sold globally each week. They eat an average of 3.2 boxes of Kraft Dinner each year, 55% more than Americans.

Canadians are such a fucking joke
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>>13555055
I remember that thing we had a few months ago-- Big Mac's a perfect gentleman in bed, but only with mares. With stallions, he's a heartless uber-dom bastard, not because he's uncomfortable being with males, but because he just doesn't think guys should be intimately affectionate.
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>>13555132
Yes.
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>>13555134
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>>13555109
That has to be the most revolting thing I've ever read.
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>>13555138
At least it's not the Big Mac
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>>13555157
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>>13555160
There's worse.
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>>13555149
Yay!
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>>13555160

i told you not to read it.
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>>13555096
>>13555106
>>13555109

What if it's a Filipino boy instead?
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>>13555055
You start to feel queasy. You don't think he's dislodging your lower digestive system, but something's getting pushed around. When he twitches, you can feel the strength of it inside you. His balls slap against you. They hang so low.

Without warning, he puts one of his hooves under your shoulder and flips you over. His shaft twists only slightly but straightens out with a few short pushes. He almost lays down on top of you to keep you in place for what's about to happen.

With some effort he pushes his thick warm cock all the way in slowly. It hurts. It hurts a lot. But you're obviously aroused.
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>>13555157
He's a good guy stop spreading lies about him, god.
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>>13555134
and I'm deeply disturbed
and I'm deeply unhappy
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>>13555030
Jesus

Does anyone have a Gilda hair mod for SDT
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>>13555174
I don't know how anyone can jerk off to stories about their bodies being horrifically abused

Those organs are for breaking meat down, not taking meat in.
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>>13555173
Still no
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I bet sleeping on a cloud is amazing, sleeping next to pony would be even better.
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>>13555140
>he will never fuck you senseless then call you a faggot when you try to cuddle with him
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>Tfw there's a new artist that draws my fetish good in the fandom
PRAISED BE CELESTIA
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>>13555197
Can I still cuddle with him anyway?
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>>13555173

that's even worse.

unless you want to become extremely rich and wealthy, you'll have to wait until you're married and vouched-for to adopt your kawaii Japanese daughterfu.
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Someone requested this yesterday, couldn't even think of something funny to say.
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>>13555196
Why not both?
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>>13555109
you know, it's kinda like mindbreak.
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>>13555202
yes
he'll even reciprocate if you're small enough
you might even catch him nibbling at your ear
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>>13555201
WHO IS IT
WHAT FETISH
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>>13555210
>"So then I'm like 'fuck you.'"
>"Why are you telling me this?"
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>>13555202

yes. he's a nice guy, outside of sex. he just doesn't believe in being nice to other stallions in bed. he's a sexual bully, but only sexually.
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>>13555210
You got one that is Celesita alone?
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>>13555210
Did you draw this from scratch or is it an edit?
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>>13555225
Vore
He's not new per se but has recently started drawing pony vore. And it's good
http://shdingo.tumblr.com/
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>>13555210
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>>13555239
She only exists from the neck down but I'll cut anon out.

>>13555242
Scratch.
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>>13555210
"And then you throw the ball like this..."
"anon that's not what I meant for ball play."
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>>13555210
I haven't thought of funny but I've thought of a few other things
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>>13555244
I fap exclusively to sergals and lyra

and you sicken even me
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>>13555249
>She only exists from the neck down but I'll cut anon out.
Thats good enough! She looks fine without anon on it.
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>you will never get double-stuffed by Big Mac and Gilbert
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>>13555254
>I fap exclusively to sergals and lyra

who doesn't these days
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>>13555254
...Eh can't win them all.
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>>13555261
Gilbert Godfried?
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>>13555261
I don't know who gilbert is
can I replace him with Blueblood or are they both two possessive?
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>>13555210
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>>13555247
Oh dear.
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>>13555267
no. R63 Gilda.
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>>13555270
Ahahahhaahahahaaha
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>>13555174
With each thrust your bottom half is slightly picked up off the ground. Ever time he enters it's just a little stronger than the last one, and just a little quicker. He can feel that you're hard as well, but he doesn't register it.

You try your best to thrust downwards and finish this as quickly as possible. As you do, Big Mac seems to hug you tightly and you receive the ramming of you life. He wasn't grunting before, but he is now.

He slowly starts to pull out and you think you're finally done, but then he shoves it in. He shoves it in so hard that you grit your teeth. You may just have to see a doctor after this. Everything inside you suddenly feels warm, and Big Mac's flaccid cock slowly recedes. He's tired. As it retreats from your asshole with a mighty PTHUNK you feel his essence flowing out of you like it was corked. He staggers a little and walks over you, his semen covered flaccid cock smearing your face as he does so.

And nine months later, you give birth to a beautiful baby pony. Big Mac is so proud to be a father, and he's such a wonderful husband.
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>>13555270
Hah
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>>13555210
his ears are really far down on his head
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>>13555270
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>>13554984
>I've stared at the abyss and it winked back
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>>13555270
hilarious/10
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tfw no pony gf
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>>13555249
That's good. It looks like a comic book style. Who are you?
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>>13555287
cry me a river
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>>13555277
Aw, good end
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>>13555249
Quite impressive if it's from scratch
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>>13555277
wait what
I don't think I have the equipment to birth pony children
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>>13555287
I'd just like to live in pony land
Would be pretty chill
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when i'm depressed and feeling worthless, I watch youtube videos of furries and bronies doing things

then i get motivated and draw for five minutes before becoming depressed again
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http://31.media.tumblr.com/6c15fa3586571608f2701abfad3c39a2/tumblr_mskwq8X3y51rkx5uho3_500.png
This shouldn't be hot...
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>>13555300
Big Mac is just THAT virile
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>>13555306
That's because it isn't
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>>13555306
It isn't
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>>13555306
what the fuck even
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>>13555308
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>>13555287
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>>13555319
>My special talent is island with a tree in it
I do not understand what this cutie mark is supposed to represent.
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>>13555322
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>>13555332
aaaaaa who cut all his fingers
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>>13555329
wood on the beach

think about it
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Plants don't feel pain.
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>>13555336
Pixel artist.
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>>13555329
bored animators.
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>>13555338
but agua does
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>>13555329
unoriginality
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>>13555346
>horses don't talk
>but ponies do

you point being?
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>>13555258
Kind of half assed it, thank you for teaching me a valuable lesson in naming my fucking layers.
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http://wh40kg.co/rarity/
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>>13555357
>that obvious human outline in the hair texture
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>>13555358
>you will never discover all the sub's misteries and secret boards
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>>13555277
Due to their innate magic, ponies are able to impregnate humans, and be impregnated by humans; the offspring of these unions are invariably ponies as well. However, when a human is exposed to pony sexual juices, the human is slowly mutated. With enough exposure, the human will eventually become a full pony. However, while the transformation itself is irreversible, steps can be taken to ensure that the transformation doesn't happen in the first place. Method of ingestion matters greatly in these circumstances: oral ingestion is more powerful than vaginal, which is in turn more powerful than anal, which is in turn more powerful than skin absorption; additionally, the more virile or fertile the pony, the more powerful the effect. It is estimated that, with a pony of average virility/fertility, oral ingestion would have to occur once a day for two years for full transformation to occur. The mane would manifest after ten weeks, hooves after eight months, fur after a year, facial change after a eighteen months, and quadrupedal conversion after twenty months.
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>>13555290
I pop in every now and again, never enough to use a name. If I get more time to do requests later on I'll pick one.
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Why is it that Unicorns are always objectively the best species of pony?
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>>13555357
I thank you! Beside, who are you anyways? I am quite curious.
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>>13555305
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtNSjNGx8GA
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>>13555367
>misteries
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>>13555370
There's a googledoc full of requests if you want to skim it.
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>>13555368
I like this canon
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>>13555358
I never understood the whole "her ass was named the river thames because it is full of mud"
Is it because it's full of cum or she is full of shit?
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>>13555379
well it IS hidden.
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>>13555358
This made me want to listen to the dropkick murphys
huh
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>>13555368
>it would take a two full years of horse blowjobs to become the little pony

I hope I can find a gang of helpful stallions to speed this process along
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>>13555373
Well they're not the prettiest species of pony.
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>>13555387

she only lets zebras back there. as glorious as their cocks are, she figures they should have their own dedicated hole. though she has no problem letting them in her other holes if they want them.
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>>13555358
It's this little guy that really sells the song
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>>13555406
GET OFF THE TABLE
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>>13555399
>pegasi
>EVER BEING PRETTY EVER
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>>13555387
Ass is for pooping.
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>>13555408
GET OFF MY LUNCH
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>>13555410
>pegasus ponies
>not super pretty all the time
get fucked
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>>13555357
I'm getting a final fantasy concept art vibe from this
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>>13555413
GET OFF MY ASS
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>>13555406
Bad pone, pone aren't allowed on the furniture.
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>>13555410
Why yes, they are the prettiest ever
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>>13555373
>>13555399
COUGH
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Anybody have some writing advice? These two things are all I can find.
http://www.fimfiction.net/writing-guide
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>>13555422
GET OFF my heart
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>>13555395
You would look weird. Each pony imparts on the human it transforms some of its own traits; being exposed to Big Mac would make your mane blond and fur red, for example, or at least give you a predisposition towards it, and so on and so forth. It you were exposed to many stallions' semen, you would be a mishmash of all of them.
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>>13555429
>cuddling princess pony
>go for a nuzzle
>get stabbed in the chin

sorry, but no
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>>13555430
1: Don't write fanfiction
2: Don't write fanfiction!
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>>13555441
DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO
YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD
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>>13555430
Get a bunch of critique and take a writing class
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>>13555435
rainbow brony OCs explained

>this actually applies to all species in a unified world where everything is real. everything.
>those rainbow wolves with eagle wings? don't even ask.
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>>13555435
>want to fuck big stallions
>want to be the little mare
why must my desires conflict so harshly
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>>13555442
3: I am your father.
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what if pinkie pie was your face
what would you do
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>>13555435
And that's how rainbow dash was made.
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>>13555451
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>>13555452
>These aren't my glasses.
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>>13555452
>furseiseki

Worst artist.
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>>13555446
Where/how would one take a writing class? I'm sure there's some youtube vids I could watch somewhere, similar to "learning to draw" stuff.
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>>13555452
>"I can't breathe"
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HEY GUYS!

>>13555467
>>13555467
>>13555467
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Flitter and Cloudchaser suspect that Rumble's girlfriend isn't being entirely faithful to him, and they decide to investigate and reprimand.
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>>13555464
>I'm sure there's some youtube vids I could watch somewhere
>watching a video about writing

Anyway, college or something
Or pick up a book at not borders
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>>13555470
>they molest her
>return to Rumble saying she's a lesbian with a kink for older mares
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>>13555450
But don't fear. This all assumes the natural progression of the transformation. As previously stated, you can arrest the transformation entirely through magic if you wished. And though more difficult than halting it, a sufficiently-skilled unicorn would be able to guide the transformation. You can still fuck Big Mac and end up like Fleur.
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>>13555429
I have no idea what that formula does so I'll just assume it draws a heart and hug her
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>>13555503
>Wake up in Equestria
>sneak yourself on a train to Canterlot
>petition Fancypants for his assistance
>suck his magnificent horsecock
>Fleur gives herself a futadick to speed along your conversion
>they have an in with the Wonderbolts training team so you can even get those pretty wings you always wanted
>you don't even mind that you're so much shorter than everyone else

best possible end
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>>13552086
the hell Honey Boo Boo?!

hahahha
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>>13555922
Oh fuck I didn't notice that!
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>>13555963
dammit son look at that neck. its like the most deformed worst kind of fat!

hell off to bed whit me ill sleep happy knowing i can get a cheap tablet and then , the madness really starts gigidy
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New horse
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>>13557844
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>>13557986
anon pls
that's not even remotely close >>13555467


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