Old general:>>13536583 (Cross-thread)New thread:Discuss how Discord could be utilized in a future Season 4 episode where he's now no longer a villain of villainous intent. Think he'll be saddled with Fluttershy from now on? Will he just hang around the Princess' and rib them all day?
Besting best pony.
>>13541392Have Discord look after the CmC.
Posting post pony.
Discord doesn't cause horrible chaos for the ponies because he's learned how to be chaotic and fun at the same timeEveryone is happyDiscord is used as a weapon against one shot villain of the year
>>13541442So you did change waifus.Good for you, Dash doesn't get enough not obnoxious lovin.
Anon and rainbow dash play tomb raider
YOUR FAVORITE PONYSUCKING MY COCK
Pony says "what's up my nigger?"
>>13541457>xieril>not waifuing rainbow dashWhat year are you from?
>>13541464I already wrote that, jeeeze.
>>13541470I reply, "Suck it."
>>13541451>Discord is used as a weapon against one shot villain of the yearG4 in a nutshell>>13541470Where did pony even learn that word?
>>13541457I never changed waifusspeedycloud since early '11
>>13541392He'll be stuck being the princess' work horseI don't think the writers ever had a plan in their mind as to what they wanted to have Celestia make Discord do, so whatever the task is it will seem underwhelming.
>>13541475I don't remember anymore.
>>13541484Pony overheard some people say it
>>13541485Maybe I was thinking of Mewball.Fuck it, I'm tired and I forget this shit.Something something, massaging DashSomething something pony sex.
>>13541484Pony heard you call another human your nigger, so now she calls you her nigger too.
>>13541392Hes basically a living plot device. His powers are so great they could be used to facilitate pretty much anything.
>>13541491>tfw you still want to watch what she is saying because she could be saying something very stupid>read the filtered post>it's uselessWhy am I so curious
>>13541499>>13541499pony shouldn't pony pony
>>13541451>Discord is used as a weapon.This could actually be entertaining. Discord is let off Celestia's leash just the one time to fuck some other guy's shit up like old times.
Stop posting pictures of my butt
>>13541514I DID IT AGAINFUCK
>tfw you will never worship Rarity as your god and master
>>13541508I bet you 10 to 1 it's going to be him that's causing trouble and it's going to be something enormously lame and a total letdown after his original twoparter.I have zero faith in the writers at this point. My cynicism knows no lows.
>>13541487I liked his attitude towards the Princess, he's very cheeky around her. Don't think he's ever talked to Luna. But Luna wasn't the one who had him petrified.I think it'd be funny if those 2 were on better terms, to Celestias chagrin.>>13541508Right, but he can't just be riding around in the BG on rollerblades and juggling his heads. They've got to have him doing SOMETHING of note.
>>13541392I ASSUME FLUTTERSHY IS A KEY WORD BECAUSE THERE IS NO OTHER KEY WORD THERE. OR MLP.
>>13541534>right when I turn 21TIME TO DRINK MYSELF TO DEATH
>>13541534>not celestia>not twilightThink about all the jokes about the celestiafags and twaifufags you could have doneI don't even like that faggot rarity
>>13541544>But Luna wasn't the one who had him petrified.Nigga...
>>13541542That's not my butt
>>13541527Sorry panka, but your butt is just too good.
>>13541556Didn't he refer specifically to Celestia with his 'I' don't turn ponies to stone' comment?
what is the best nonbrony place to find fanfics
>>13541392I imagine he'll show up to banter on things at least once or twice and potentially resolve a problem or two
>>13541550DOES THIS MEAN THE MARKER CANNOT COME IN HERE TO PLAY?
>>13541567Yeah but he was petrified by Luna and Celestia, both wielding the EoH.
>>13541569Barnes and noble
>>13541562You wish it was, then. Because that's a fine rump right there.I would do things to it.
>>13541550Yep, don't know the system well but I do know all the mane 6 names are keywords.
>>13541534What game is thatIs it fun
>>13541550Keywords don't matter anymore
>>13541569fanfiction.netthat or the nearest place that has a copy of paradise lost/dante's inferno
>>13541582If I were a pony and I asked you to not touch my butt would you respect my wishes?
>>13541578Oh thats right. They split that duty.Well he does seem to pick on Celestia more. Again, though thats because we havent seen him with luna
I have dangerously little teacherhorsepost teacherhorse
>>13541537I would hope they don't do a 180 on him THAT quickly>>13541544Well what I mean, is they could use him for literally any episode idea you wanted. His powers cover everything, he is essentially a chaos god in all but name. Want a body swap episode? Call discord. Need to instantly travel across the world? Group teleport, courtesy of Discord. Need someone to screw around with the sun and moon and/or generally annoy the princesses? Call Discord. Need a transformation? Heck hes got that covered too. He can do anything the princesses can do essentially but is under none of their restrictions, aside from some vague "don't be evil" understanding
>>13541588Plague Inc.It's basically Pandemic but with more features.Yes it's funProtip: If you use Android download the APK from the mobilism market. Has everything unlocked from the start, even the things you have to buy with real money.Than backup the save, delete the game, download it from the play store and restore the save.
>>13541605Of course.I like butts like that but I'm not so enamored that I would commit said act against one's wishes.
>>13541637Why is there a Cheerilee here. I didn't want to post her. What is going on.
>>13541581I like that. Ther'es not many pics of panka being slutty.
I do hope we see discord and fluttershy being friendly and cute next season
>>13541652I didn't know teacher horse liked to talk about butts so much
>>13541630>184.108.40.206how did you even
>>13541653You should meet Rei. He's a sucker for slut Ponk.
>>13541691yeah but pank is not for slut
>>13541615I get where you're coming from now. He's practically genie from Aladdin.>Want a body swap episode? Call discord. Need to instantly travel across the world? Group teleport, courtesy of Discord. Need someone to screw around with the sun and moon and/or generally annoy the princesses? Call Discord. Need a transformation?Does he have a business card? I've already seen this commercial on TValso>He can do anything the princesses can do essentially but is under none of their restrictions, aside from some vague "don't be evil" understandingI honestly wonder the origin and reason for these awesome powers.What if he lost them?>>13541613That's a grand proposition!
>>13541681>run cmd>ping site>IP right there
>>13541674I'd rather see Discord in the background up to some other shit while the main plot is going on. Like throwing dice with guards, stealing something and replacing it with something else, and other general mischief that doesn't get acknowledged but is there for people to snicker at
>>13541691Those tits are so grossly oversized they ruin the picture.
>>13541699Intruguing. Quite useless though.
>>13541707Don't tell MSOB!
>>13541701Yes, yes I would love this.Just him generally being an annoying, pranking cunt.
>>13541698>hes practically the genie from AladdinThats actually a really good analogy for what I was getting atAnd I think if Discord's powers were somehow neutered in his reformation we would have been told so. Especially as it seemed like Celestia wanted him, and his powers, for her own purposes. Nerfing those powers would seem somewhat counterproductive. As for his origin, yeah, that would be a *really* interesting story I suspect!>>13541613I like that pone
>>13541707i like those tits so how about you fuck off
>>13541674I hope she dies offscreen before S4 starts.
>>13541793you and me brother.You and me both.
FUN FUN FUNQUESTS ARE FUN
>>13541814Why don't you do something more productive with your time?
>>13541811>>13541798Very much so,anon. Thank you.
>>13541814They are. Sometimes.What ones are planned for the future now that SA's CQ is done?
>>13541821>playing cookie clicker>questing>browsing mlpg>read What the hell would anyone want more in their lives
Is this the /mlp/ general?
>>13541826Lunaquest is happening now.
>>13541835...noThis is the MLP General.
>>13541821Becuase no one can be productive 100% of the time
>>13541835No, this is the mlp general.
>>13541835What's a /mlp/?
Fluttershy is a keyword.
>>13541841Who's running it and where's it at?
>>13541826Don't know about future ones, but MSOB's Braeburn quest is continuing at 7pm PDT and that rinxcoo-whatever tripped AJ guy is just starting a Luna waifuquest right now on the sub.
>>13541835No, it's Wander Over Yonder General
>>13541835No. This is the Mlp General, AKA the /co/ Mlp general.you're from /mlp/, I remember.
>>13541835Aragorn son of Arathorn heir of Elendil pls go
>>13541826mine is coming up soon
>>13541855>>13541854Ah, okay. Thank you. Might have to check it out.Can't be worse than the last LQ.
>>13541854AJ's running itSub, q top page
>>13541615>Want to go into a comic book to prove to your friends that you aren't just a sidekick? Call DiscordYes, that is going to be how they use Discord in season 4. He appears before Spike with the offer of helping him not be a Sidekick and transports him and the Mane 6 into the comic that Spike was reading.
>>13541835This is the MLP General. Cosmo fuck up the subject line, AGAIN.
>>13541843>>13541847>>13541850>>13541860Ok, cool.Can anybody tell me when the next season is going to air? I feel like I've been waiting for a very long time now.
>>13541826http://mlpg.co/qt/res/214959.htmlI'm still in the planning stages at this point.
>>13541835No, this is patrick.
>>13541878The end of Novemeber.
>>13541868Make me faget
>>1354187810 or so weeks. 23rd of November.
>>13541878Season one just started yesterday.
>>13541862>>13541862I'm not from /mlp/, I'm from /b/.>>13541868No thank you, this place seems nice sometimes.
>>13541900Quick question. Who's your favorite pony.
>>13541878Two months nine days eleven hours one minute and 15 seconds, Oh great king of Gondor.
>>13541890>>13541891>>13541897I see, that's such a long time... Oh well, thanks guys. I guess I'll have to buy that second comic book in the meantime, to keep my pony needs fulfilled.
>>13541900That's not any better.
>>13541900When are you going to do some more pixal art? Or just regular art in general?
>>13541918Welcome to mlpgPlease present your passport and an image of you cumming on a pony toy.
>>13541898Kinda reminds me of MT.
>>13541918Well it's good that you're buying them but you do know that they are all available for download on yayponies right?
>>13541923>non 'negro mio'Baldracca, per cortesia.
>>13541918Its in yayponies.
>>13541870Dotkwa draw a butt
10 Trillion more to get luckyI'm hype
>>13541835HiyaHope your summer was good
>>13541911Don't have one at the moment, but it used to be Daring Do for a while. From the m6, probably Rarity.>>13541925Been keeping my mind on music exclusively recently, so I haven't been doing anything drawing-wise... Sorry! It was fun doing you guys' requests tho.
>>13541870That is a cute space pony.
>>13541913>not calling him by his due title of King of Gondor AND Arnor
>>13541960>RarityGood enough.Cute Chrysalis.
>>13541958It'll blow your mindA whole new world of Frenzy into Lucky will disclose yourself to you
>>13541941Ma è appunto una traslitterazione letterale. E rarity preferisce "cortigiana".
I need more of this shipmore
>>13541967I've never read the books and only watched the movies, I'm getting to it.
>>13541826I'm making one.But it's nowhere near ready yet. I have no clue what I'm doing.
>>13541937>>13541945But I want the physical comic book. There's something completely different about actually owning and being able to hold it.Although, when I was on holidays and my American cousins were visiting, they stole it and brought it on their trip. I thought it was gone, but luckily they brought it back.Darn kids, taking stuff without asking permission.
>>13541984They told me of the wonders of 300 trillion every ten minutesMy body will be ready to purchase those damn cursors
>>13541967More like King of THE SHITLORDS.
>>13541989'tis a silly ship.
>>13541989It looks like Twilight is thinking "I fucking hate you, I'll cut you bitch"
Gonna post a few more. I don't remember, was this the thread mascot or something..?>>13541959It was! But now it feels like it's almost winter again...>>13541977Thanks!
>>13542006I know and completely understand. You should still buy all of them but you can also download them and read them now. Just saying you know.
>>13542013Celestia,please. He's more of a man you are.
>>13541986>implicando che Rarità non sia pura come la neve
>>13542021Yep. Marker, Marekerita, Cock Slut. That's her.
>>13541835Nope it's autistic wannabe /co/
>>13542021Yes, that is marker pon, filthy slut and beautiful pon,loved by all.
>>13541989Anon, derpy is a shipper, not a shippee
>>13542033>autistic wannabe /co/>not MLPG
>>13542029rarifagotto, per piacere. Non farmi tirar fuori lo schermocolpo dei rarifagotti.
>>13542021That is the marker pony, yes.
>>13542022I'd rather keep it a surprise for when it arrives in the mail. Y'know, the longer the wait, the bigger the joy and whatnot. I guess.I just gotta buy it. I'll have to wait til I get payed next tho...
>>13542026His power comes from being some douchebag's bastard. Mine comes from being THE GREATEST PONY EVER TO HAVE LIVED.
>>13541960>RarityYou're alright in my book.
>>13542060What about the micros?
>>13542060Make sure to pick up the Rarity micro series.
>>13542062Cel, I love you girl but you're getting a little hot headed. You were defeated by a bug.
>>13542073>LMJ gets hired to make a pony comic
>rose is finally getting sick of her whiteknights showering her with useless complimentsloooooooooool
>>13542063Rarity from the comics is the best character of all time.Dash comes close, cause her facial expressions are fantastic. Based Andy Price.>>13542069>>13542073Dunno, I'd really like to have them physically as well. Wasn't there a release with all the micros in one or something..?
>>13542033It's been leaning towards tgchan with ponies more than /co/ for a while nowMost of the people here don't even /co/.
>>13542098Not that I remember. I think there was. Give me a moment to see.
>>13542110You're a saint.
>>13542094>girl>sick with complimentsthat can't be true.
>>13542114Are you sure you're from /b/?
>>13542094Some of those comments are really fucking creepy.I'd tell them to take a long walk off a short pier too.
>>13542128Yeah, I used to regular the /b/ pony threads for a year since january last year. Good times.
>>13541989I prefer Derpity
>>13542108oh god notgchan is a den of roleplaying furries and shitposting about imaginary wolrdbuilding under the guise of enthusiastic questers
I ship Iron Will and Steven Magnet.
>>13542149YOU FOOLYOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING
>>13542149i ship iron will and bonbon
Why is it so hard to start drawing but once you started you can't stop
>>13542149I ship myself WITH A SHIP!
>>13542114So apparently a compilation of the first 6 micro comics will be released in October. Personally if I were you, I'd wait till a compilation of all 10 was released. I'm sure a compilation like that will be made eventually. But who knows when that will be released.
>>13542148and weaverdon't forget weaver
Would you play Craniumgals with pony?
>Pandemic 2.5 is only for android>literally the first search suggestion on Google is "Pandemic 2.5 pc", not even just "Pandemic 2.5"That's when you know you seriously fucked up.And have a pony.
>>13542169Yeah, that sounds like an idea. What are the last 4 though? CMC and somebody else, or what?
>>13542146>slut x ugly
>>13542148>>13542171Guys, that's just mlpg.co and night threads
>>13542149>shipping IronMagnet over SevenArmorwhat nonsense
>>13542173NoBut that reminds me of my dream where I played Brawl with Twilight and Rarity.It was a nice dream even if those bitches teamed up and just beat the crap of me.Also Rarity only played with Meta Knight.
>>13542173nice to see that donebut I probably would not, I only like smash bros and all the other fighting games bore me
>>13542199No no, it's /q/ AND tgchan.
>>13542185Isn't it only for iOS?
>>135421867 - CMC8 - Celestia9 - Spike10 - Luna
>>13542173Is skeletonladies on ganoo+freedom+loonix yet?
>>13542194did you just call rarity ugly?
>>13542108>Some people here get mad when you try to talk about the Korra premier.
>>13542185Huh never heard of that.How is it compared to Plague Inc?
>>13542212Ooh. Yeah, I wouldn't mind one with all 10. Or, maybe I'll get the one with just mane 6, in case they don't release one with all 10, and the m6 sells out.
I don't want to pay for iphone apps what do I do
>>13542219It's planned.Most every game that isn't AAA or bought out by microsoft (because the only way microsoft can compete is by buying people out) from this year on will probably get a linux port. Gamers, being the autists they are, are ditching windows for technically superior systems so they can get better FPS with the right drivers.
Roger is best human
>>13542108Man even when we were on /co/ there were a lot of people that siad that don't give a fuck about /co/ they're there only for ponies.
>>13542237watch more pony
>>13542228I would never know, because I don't own every single fucking popular fad machination to ever be incarnated upon this Earth.
>>13542173I'd rather play a nice co-op game.Like Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory.
>>13542260Okay...I was just asking in case you knew...Sorry
>>13542194>Calling rarity ugly.
>>13542228I've only played Pandemic 2, but Plague Inc has more features than Pandemic but I personally like Pandemic more
>>13542272Just a note that I'm not angry at you, but at all the developers that are so incapable of properly making a profit.
Okay, guys, to thank you for good company, I will do 1 tpp.Which pony should I do? That I haven't done already that is.
>>13542251/co/ was kind of shittyi only caught two storytimes of good comics in a year, seriously. lel american comic industry.>big two>not plagued by convoluted continuities>only good things i've seen come out of them were those recent loki comics
>>13542266Those ponies look like ponies.
>>13542224>>13542283But Rarity is the slutty one.
>>13542301Oh. My bad, continue ponying.
>>13542295Which ones have you done? Are you the guy doing the Pony Quest threads?
>>13542248damn right he is
>>13542295Could you do Hobopone?
>>13542296american comics and animations are not even kawaii
It's Saturday. Gibe stram.
>>13542266I'd really want to see your typical well-intentioned little lie episode. Element of Honesty and everything, you could make her do it or be the one who deprecates a lie no matter what.
Cold whiskey is a crime against humanity.
>>13542312No idea what that is, so no. I've done the ones I've posted in thread, and these (they need to be reworked tho)>>13542317>>13542321>>13542327>>13542339Eeeeeeeeeeeh.
>>13542335I don't know? Do any of us?
>>13542325Funny because the entire reason japan's comics and animations are stagnating is because they're afraid to move out of the kawaii zone and lose the only market that still cares.It's their fault for alienating everyone else with pedoshit, though. Just like the americans alienated everyone with those dense, convoluted universes that prevented newcomers from figuring out what the fuck was going on.
>>13542347alright alright. roseluck.
>>13542347Do you do 32x32, too?
>>13542351Wait, someone made a show?!Does Hasbro know about this?
>>13542221where is this from?
>>13542327That's wolf pone and goat pone, anon.
>>13542352>Funny because the entire reason japan's comics and animations are stagnating is because they're afraid to move out of the kawaii zone and lose the only market that still cares.You don't have the slightest idea of what you're talking about, do you?Please stop.
These ponies want you to sample their wares
>>13542360That's a good one, alright.>>13542361Isn't that just Cadence with slightly different/darker colors?>>13542366Well, the point of these was that they were very small and very simple. I have done larger ones in the past, but never following a template like these. Also, I sucked at everything back then, so they suck. Not even gonna try to find them.>>13542373I need to do them actually, true, but Roseluck first.
>>13542352anondid you miss the entire summer season
>>13542388>sweetie cooking>no burnt anythingu havin a giggle m8
>>13542381One Story Night, please...
>>13542395Ain't gonna be a sprite artist unless you adopt a square template, bromio.
NO ONE MARE SHOULD HAVE ALL THAT POWER
>>13542370We should probably inform them that someone created a show without their permission.
>>13542395no no no no. That's gloomy, the hiatus pon. Totally different thing.
>>13542401She didn't actually cook. She just took the order.
>>13542395>Isn't that just Cadence with slightly different/darker colors?
>>13542296The comics half, even with all the vomit-inducing webcomics, Goku vs Superman threads, people who never read anything else than capes, feminism and /pol/ shitposting and occasional dedicated trolls, is still infinitely better than the cartoon half.
>>13542411Those bastards even snuck it into Hasbro's channel!ASSEMBLE!
>>13542388>I'll need about three fillies
>>13542425HNNNGI love mini tuffs she's so cuteMT is a good artist
>>13542440>MT is a good artistLets not get carried away.
>>13542407I never intended to be a sprite artist though. I just like doing small cute pixely ponies.
>>13542432Why are passive aggressive strawman webcomics so funnyThey're just political cartoons but they've reached new levels of humor>FEDORA>FEDORA
Guys, I just started playing cookie clicker.How stop?
>>13542470Close the tab.
Did anyone see the new episodes of korra?
>>13542470You're on your own mate. Have fun.
>>13542460You ain't getting anywhere with that attitude, lad. Unless you want to acquire them brony bucks.Also, I would love to pull up a little critique for some of your work, but the last time a pixel artist tried to be creative, three people burned to death and the local hospital was over capacity for nine days.
>>13542470You can't.It'll turn into an addiction and then you'll unleash the Granmapocalypse unto the world and it'll be all your fault.
>>13541615I would die from a nosebleed if there was a body swap episode ala Teen Titans and Starfire/Raven.
>>13542388>how can I hold all these fries
>>13542510No one cares.
>>13542517Don't respond to the BCS.
>>13542524And what sort of time do you call this, young lady?
>>13542524Just in time too. The thread was about to fall off the board!
>>13542524WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>>13542500> the last time a pixel artist tried to be creative, three people burned to death and the local hospital was over capacity for nine daysI think I missed that news article.
>>13542510>body swapYou called?
>>13542517>>13542528>sageing a general
Pony wants to have a nice tea party
>>13542546Type Evanescence and PMV into YouTube, return first result.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_aNOmHntyk
>>13542565but anon, if artists didn't watermark their shit, they wouldn't get as much attentionattention has real value
>>13542581AND I HAVEN'T EVEN BOUGHT GET LUCKYTHEN YOU'RE GONNA SEE SOME SERIOUS FUCKING NUMBERS KIDOH GOD HELP ME
>>13542558>that many fucking cookiesHOW DO YOU EVEN
>>13542558Ah, back when the structures cost billions and not trillions.
>>13542574And I want to mercilessly pound her pussy
Here's a quick Roseluck!>>13542500I'm not really interested in earning money on it. I did do commissions a couple of times, but I only got actual drawing commissions. And sure! I would love some constructive critique.
>>13542597Heavenly chips, lucky and frenzy golden cooies
>>13542574I really dislike the sophisticated octavia fanon. Lots of orchestra players are complete party animals that don't even read classy literature, and lots of electronic artists are beyond fedora level in faux-sophistication.It's dumb, uncreative, and a knee jerk reflex.>oh she's gray and is playing something that isn't a guitar>must be a proper lady>no way is she some random rude mare that's a paid temporary member of an ensemble
>>13542606Why the hell did you post Ariel?
>>13542598>wasting money on structuresWherefore>>13542612Awesome mate.
>>13542606why would you ever want to hurt her cat?
>>13542597>implying heavenly chipsThis is my first run mate. I've been running it non stop for two days.
>>13542595>tfw I'm only now at 2000 cps and am grinding for my first portalI don't want to see how deep the rabbit hole goes.
>>13542629you a bad motherfucker
>>13542639meant to answer to >>13542615also, I still haven't touched frenzy+lucky since you can see "get lucky" is still in there waiting for me.
>>13542628>>wasting money on structures>WhereforeWith the trillion fingers upgrade, structures are crazy usefull to have
>>13542612I wish I knew how to program a platformer myself without pulling in one of my friends, I'd like to make a pony pixelart platformer like that game The Hub put up.
>>13542612Wait a second.Now I remember you. Didn't you have some financial problems recently and asked here if someone wants commissions if they could help you by reposting your tumblr post or whatever?
>>13542653Candy box is still a lot better.
AJ's Luna Quest is runninghttp://mlpg.co/q/res/483879.html
>>13542653Muh Nig nog
>>13542619>you will never party with grey pony
>>13542664yes,but they cost too much. it's better to finish buying all the cookies before, isn't it?
>>13542619I know two, one of them, the better one, is a party animal with a personality much alike Pinkie's, the other is rather restrained and all but also pretty stupid.
>>13542665wow python so hardpygame so complicatewow 2dumb
>>13542664>trillion>not quadrillion>not QUINTILLION
>>13542606what an ugly nose.
>>13542694I tend to forget the order to these thingswhichever the one that gives +100 base cps to each clicker for every building you own
>>13542670>http://mlpg.co/q/res/483879.htmlBe sure to cap any especially interesting posts for our amusement later.Of course I have no way to hold you to this because you are anon so all I can do is ask nicely and hope for the best.The last time I joined in quests, they broke my heart...Thanks Aspirant and GlitterGlue
So, what happens next?
>>13542612The point I'm trying to make is, you can't critique the creativity of a pixel drawing. It's a physical impossibility. Just the same reason why you just simply can't make pixel porn. It's just insane.And even the anatomy, structure, anything is completely nonexistant in the glorious form of teeny tiny pixels. All you can judge is how fuckin' cool it looks. And let me tell you, monotone ponies usually aren't as cool as they can get, especially in 16x16 mode.I don't mean to discourage you; art is art. It's just that the way I'm looking at it, being a dedicated pixel artist is the equivalent of using a chisel and a mallet on an A3 hard canvas.
>>13542718If I knew, I probably wouldn't bother coming here anymore
>>13542690Somene as retarded as BCS probably can't learn programming, I don't blame her
>>13542718someone cums on it and some poor sod jacks to it
>>13542690Are you even trying to troll me? Seriously, doge style posting?3/10 step it up sempai
>>13542711+100 is the quintillion, which costs 50 trillions.
>>13542744such weeaboo wordjapanese languge exportu r so samuraisuch geishatru nipponkawow baka inu wow
>>13542736And what have you made lately Anon?
>>13542482Yeah, was solid. Kept the shipping to a minimal though it would be nice if they'd make a more interesting world than making characters with sudden dark revelatory history.
>>13542665Yeah, there's a distinct lack of good pixel mlp games. That don't use those regular pixel ponies that everybody's using, the desktop ones. As far as I know anyway.>>13542666Yeah, that was me! I really appreciated the help, though it cam around biting me cause I got a to-do list of like 15 commissions, so I had to cancel because of stressing out on it haha. Did earn a good 30-40 bucks though, I think! Nice trips.>>13542720Ah, I totally get what you mean. I just find the design simple and appealing. And I'm far from a dedicated pixel artist haha. Also, I find the whole idea of small squares tiling with a minimum of different colors creating a big picture very fascinating. There are some crazy pixel artists out there.
>Sell everything>reset>235 heavenly chipsSweet
>>13542736it*And it's fact that artists have a more limited logical understanding of the world. Especially when they're married to a furry. And a transvestite. And have to constantly shitpost on a general. And cannot even draw all that well.Yeah, this is dumb.
>>13542741>poor sodAwwww, thank you, that's the nicest thing I've ever been called.
>>13542779you have a humiliation fetish,anon.
>>13542720i've fapped to pixel porn many times
>>13542482Not yet, planning to tonight and draw some nice fanart for myself to celebrate. In a spoilerfree summary, how was it?My Twitter timeline exploded yesterday into #Korra tags while it was airing.
>>13542770I'm glad you got commissions. Hope you're doing better now.
>>13542797No I don't.I have a mutual masturbation fetish, a cum fetish, and an oral fixation
>>13542764The last big project I did was setting up a database with GUI for a client
>>13542775>And cannot even draw all that well.now hold on a second
>>13542764A 600 words and growing fanfiction about me and pony rain silves falling in love and eventually getting married
>>13542764This looks intredasting.
>>13542816>oral fixationyou like to suck on things?
"Anon, do you ever just look out and wonder if this is it, and that we are alone in the universe?"
>>13542775>implying I'm married>implying I actually changed my gender and I wasn't roleplaying for fun>implying implications foreveralone.jpg ; n ;
>>13542720>tfw there will never be good pony pixel art
>>13542840Derpy imma beat you up
>>13542837YesAnd lick thingsAnd kiss thingsAnd swallow things
>>13542799... is that something you admit without wallowing in shame and low standards?Even I can't fap to pixel porn though I can appreciate the cuteness of it.
>>13542619Well, she does usually have a sort of "no fun allowed" expression most of the times we see herShe has also appeared playing for canterlot nobility at more than just the Gala, she played the Canterlot Garden Party as well, same with purple lyre butt guy
>>13542774>235 heavenly chipsSweet bro. It's gonna eb a bitch when orteil nerfs to the ground/removes heavenly chips.
>>13542802Yeah, I'm doing fine now. The problem then was mostly that I had spent about $500 on the Roskilde Festival, so that had drained my economy completely. I don't have a lot of hours at my job, so it's not an income I can depend on in the long run.>>13542844There was that one guy who made some amazing MLP pixel art, don't remember his name. He made some great interpretations of the CMC as grown up, and some of the princesses. Was featured in quite a few EQD drawfriends.
>>13542849anon please I shouldn't unf at this.
>>13542860I really hope he doesn't and just reduce their power in the early game
>>13542840Derpy I'm a hairless ape that's completely alien to your worldOf course you aren't fucking alone
>>13542818Sounds... boring. Probably paid nicely though.I know where I want to get with my CYOA, I just need a nice glass of light wine and a writing notebook to get it down or perhaps around 10 PM tonight, I'll flesh out the Celestia/Twilight path first before the rest of the options.I can't really do adult art without a working lock on my door so I figured, what the hell, at least I can do adult writing without hiding my shit ASAP.
>that realization that you let yourself cum after 2 days and have to start overWell, I'm getting a little better.
BEEP TO THE BOOP
>>13542876he's seen the true power of the chiphe's gonna wipe them all out or make them useless
>>13542856she looks boredand kind of pissed
>>13542830That sounds cute and full of feels.Are you going to pastebin it?
>>13542879yea! now hit her in the face!
>>13542887>not jerking it two or three times a day
So what kind of general is this
>>13542885It paid virtually nothing, just 500 bucks
>>13542902After I translate it to dogespeak
>>13542913a PONY general!
>>13542913Pony general.All pony stuff. Show, comics, books.Have fun and post pony.What's your favorite pony?
>>13542886Yeeaah, that's the guy. I really love his color work.
>>13542770Pixel art is pretty overused in these current days. And I don't mean the tasteful, really fuckin' badass pixel art. I mean the oversimplified pussyshit that bleaches over any aspect of grit with pure, uncompressed sterile nads of indie developers. Its novelty wore off, and the excuse (covering up the developer's laziness) of it being "innovative" and having the right "aesthetic" wore off even more, unsurprisingly enough.It's kinda like when you look at Weaver's drawing style. Sure, it gets the point across and lacks any unimportant substance, as it should, but it sure as fuck would get boring once every single fucking blog out there started using it and parading as their own.Not to mention there's some serious opportunity and talent to be found in pixel art. There's much more space for animations and simpler effects that make bigger changes due to the simplicity of it all, and it makes you focus on the details much more than the whole.Most importantly, it isn't just a "style" of art, it's a whole new dimension of art. Like going from Nouveau straight to the abstract crap of today. Behind all that abstract crap you'll find some Van Gogh, though you might not realize it at first.well fuck here I am on MLPG ranting about pointless smegging crap again
>>13542889...Is this a shoop or is it legit?
>>13542873I think it's perfectly normal to unf at the thought of someone wanting nothing more then to sit between your legs and worship your cock with their mouth for as long as you can last, then taking it deep at the last second to swallow the load they've been working so hard to suck out of you
>>13542896No pls no
>>13542913An appropriate one.
>>13542905>not jerking it every general
>>13542925>>13542934I see. Sorry, didn't know.>>13542937If I had to choose...Celestia.
How are you horsefart boogerboners doing today?
>>13542983>CelestiaMehWhat about from the main cast?
>>13542958>Wow such first kiss>so sergal>but poni>wow>Wow>wow>So romance>so breathing>Very heartbeat>wow wow>Wow>True love>very first>Neither of us will b virgins>wow>Wow
>>13542941Oh, definitely, it's become a trend to go all 'retro', and it's producing a load of shit. But it's also producing a good deal of great stuff, in my opinion.I also agree about it being a completely different platform for visual art. It takes a completely different mindset to produce good pixel art.I like you anon, you make some great points.
>>13542982Oh man that's hilarious.
>>13542983Good choice anon. Good Choice.
>>13542997Definitely Ponko.>>13543000What can I say, Sunbutt is best butt
>>13542993I wish I had a little pony of my very own to prance in the backyard and tell me about how strange human culture is and how much she enjoys the feel of the sunshine on her face and the feel of the breeze in her hair.Then I would get a brush and slowly work out all the tangles in her mane while she waits patiently and I'd put her hair up in a little ponytail so it doesn't get in her face then let her go back to playing carefree in the life that I wish I could have.
nobody in MLPG genuinely likes celestia, they just want to fuck her.
>>13542963I CAN'T HELP ITHE'S GONNA DO IT
Pony wants to spend the day plinking with you
>>13543041>PinkieFaggot.Here's your complementary favorite pony drawing.
>>13543018>look at Midna>look at Link>"nigga, you checkin out my waifu?"
>>13543043Have you read her Micro? She's the ultimate motherly figure.Although depictions of her tend to shift too much towards either her Teacher aspect or the Queen.
How hard would it be to find a guy willing to let me use his cock to learn how to give a good blowjob?I've only ever had a cock in my mouth twice, and they were both when I was a preteen.
>>13542612rose doesn't usually have a horn though
>>13543043I don't want to fuck a ponyI just think celestia is pretty and like her charachter
>>13542961yeah. Now you just need to become a girl and you're the perfect fuckbuddy.
>>13543042I said horsefart boogerboner's IE Anon not Queefqueens smegamen IE shitty tripfags.
>>13543043>no one genuinely likes Celestia... okay... it's n-not like I wish she was my motherly mentor or anything... and she had a crush on me...
>>13543042Would she be the prettiest pony?Are you raising her alone?
>>13543069Craigslist or hookup with someone here
>>13542942>Hot robot cock, swinging at you in 3-D!You really need to ask?
>>13543073>Now you just need to become a girlwouldn't a mare be the perfect fuckbuddy
EVERYONE POST THEIR SKYPE HANDLES
>>13543043>nobody in MLPG genuinely likes Celestia
>>13543073>caring about the gender of the person giving you a blowjobWhat are you, gay?
>>13543059>faggotWho would be the better choice, then?>>13543077Undeniably best mane6.>>13543043I genuinely like her...
>>13543071of course not, she is best ponyand only earth ponies can be best ponies
>>13543101You'd fuck her too if she'd offered
>>13543095I count mares as girls.
>>13543071What, really? In the reference I have for the color schemes, she has one. Here's one without it.
>>13543106don't listen to this guy, people. he will lead you down a slippery slope
>>13543077>>13543077That gif is genuinely horrifying.
>>13543120Anon said that no one genuinely likes her for her character though
>>13543077>not PankoAre you even in the pink today?
PONY JUST DID A BACK FLIP!
>tfw genuinely like celestia but not because she's motherly>tfw see her and rarity as the only ponies equal to most humans in emotional maturity>tfw aroused by their horns
>>13543108RararaTwilightMaybe DashHere's another Pinkie drawingFaggot
>>13543083I'd raise a little Apple Bloom with my little sister. I have no idea where she would sleep, though. The spare bed I guess.Ponies mostly eat... like... hay and grass, right? What do magical ponies eat? Anything?
>>13543126>that cutie markWhat are you trying to pull anonWhat madness is this?>>13543128very really. Shes always been an earth pony
>>13543142give that bitch a goddamn cookie!
>>13543132I'm not, Oh wise anon.
>>13543126That's rin tezuka.
>>13543132HEY, THAT'S NOT TRUEThe "slippery slope" is reserved for guys I'm REALLY into.
>>13543043Nobody in MLPG genuinely likes (pony), they just want to fuck him/her
>>13543140gay guys would refuse sex from Celestia I think
Can someone post the candy cane size reference?
>>13543134BCSShow your vagine
>>13543142That's nothing, my pony can do barrel rolls.
>>13543142good job pony!
>>13543152Lots of red meat.
>>13543146>tfw aroused by their horns
>>13543152Magical ponies can eat everything humans do and everything horses do because they're fucking magicalDo you even watch the show?
>>13543089I took one look at the frontpage and left. That's terrifying.I'll take the Autism General over that shit any day.
>>13543166what kind of faggot would turn down thishttp://derpibooru.org/354447
>>13543015A good deal of great stuff.Like Minecraft.A load of shit.Like everything related to Minecraft.And its terrible 16x16 textures that started everything.In fact, everything and everyone would be better off if Minecraft would have never happened. I would have probably never became a furry and, consequently, would have been a better man in general, aspiring to be the best there ever was. Probably wouldn't have even been here right now.Apparently, sleep deprivation, penicillin and a throat infection make up great arguments. I should write that down for later.Either way, I better get going. Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for the night horse.
>>13543165>That's for making me shit myself on the plane!
>>13543128Reminds me of Colgate. She is a unicorn but shown to have no horn at all in some of the screen.>>13543043That is not how you say cuddle.
>>13543148If it helps, that's the order my list goes in, besides Panka at the topFluttershy sucks, thoughOh, and thanks for the drawings.
>>13543146Twilight is getting up there into adulthood too anon
I really need to make a "for sexual" skype
Pony wants to know if you've ever given a blowjob before
>>13543091Well, that's disappointing.I was looking forward the 3d Robocop
>>13543155NO, I NEED THEM ALL
>>13543197I haven't but I'd really like to try!
>>13543068>>13543146>motherlyYou sure hate Celesita for using that word.
>>13543181HnnggI agree with anon, long horns add to the appeal SO much. Also, generally lanky-ish designed ponies are best ponies.Who is this artist? It's fantastic.
>>13543192That happens to almost all the unicorns from time to time
>>13543162w-what's a "slippery slope"
>>13543197Technically yes, but it was to my cousin and we were both 10.
>>13543218>long horns add to the appeal SO much
>>13543181who's the artist?
>>13543200Do you happen to have the one that was updated with Luna?
>>13543221It's when you lube up your cock so well, it seeps heavily into your urethra and you come a bunch of lube when you ejaculate.
>>13543181>tfw need fencing gear to talk to Rara-samaOh, sorry darling *giggles* that would have been your eye, wouldn't it?
>>13543169I don't know what a vagenie is.Does it come out of a valamp if you rub it? Does it give you 3 wishes?
>>13543193>Fluttershy sucks>the rest of the list is like thatOkay you're not that big of a faggot
>>13543196yeah, I did that before too.Wait, are you a boy or a girl
>>13543192god I hate that artisthis ponies look like they are made of rubber
>>13543220Usually. I wonder if they have a relative that looks just like them but minus or plus a horn or a wing?
>>13543173>tfw listen to MLPG's advice and have raised a cannibal bloodthirsty Apple Bloom who then eats my little sisterWHAT HAVE I DONE
>>13543197Haven't, but I'd try it. It seems really fun
>>13543187Funny enough, Minecraft's textures are pretty bad pixel art, but alright!Sleep well man, was a pleasure.
>>13543015It's not so much a trend as an inevitabilityMost people aren't skilled enough to go beyond flat colours and make it look good, plus it goes well with modern computer UIs (the things you view the pictures on). The entire world decided that gradients and glass were too distracting.
>>13543221It's when I get on my back, lube up my thighs and taint, then you fuck the space in between.
>>13543227...fucking hell who the hell are you I gave my cousing a blowjob when we were ten too.
>>13543221It's a commonly used metaphor. It means once you start going that way, you'll be unable to come back and will just keep sliding downhill.
>>13543181With a pointy horn, you'd need to use a horn condom though.......
>>13543252Thiiiis.He's talented as fuck, yet he makes his ponies look like shit.
>>13543245>>13543245Great, not totally despisedI'm off to a good start here already, haha.
>>13543266>>13543227What the fuck, I did that to my cousin when I was ten, too
>>13543252And that's a bad thing becaaause...
>>13543266I doubt you know me, unless you're from new york.
>>13543240Very unf>>13543262Top unf>>13543267anon I know
>>13543262the greeks used to like doing this with their boy slaves. They said it was better than a vagina, but they might've just been gay
>>13543253Maybe not even a relative. It seems pony palettes repeat somewhat frequently, so I would not be surprised if there are quite a few ponies that look nearly identical with only breed or cutie mark being different
>>13543295>Top unfI know, especially at the end when I lift my ass up and you end up giving me a facial.
>>13543289Thanks very much.
>>13543187>tfw you were a furry from the moment you hit puberty>tfw all those 13.5 year old fantasies about fucking krystal>tfw you actually grew out of it and got a real girlfriend>tfw you didn't touch furry porn for almost a fucking decadeAnd now I'm here, wanting to fuck rarity. I was doing so well guys, I even watched the show out of innocent curiosity. Why didn't you warn me about the sexy ponies? Why?
Does anyone else's taint smell like fresh boiled chicken thigh?
hey BCS, is it true your sister was brony handled, and that you ERP with sentenal?
>>13543287Nah mang, I'm from yurop.>>13543284we should get tshirts. "I sucked my cousin's dick when I was 10 and all I got was gender disphoria and this lousy tshirt"
>>13543262U....unf.Don't do this to me, it's only 5 PM and my family is home. It's not even night thread yet.
>>13543323all according to plan
>>13543303Maybe there's a limited number of colours we can perceive
>>13543284I did not suck my cousin when I was 10, I'm glad I'm suddenly the normal one for a change.
>>13543319Anon you WHORE.Tell me you're at least trap material.
>>13543324stop saying "taint". it's called an anus.
>>13543330Sometimes I cum just from that and give myself a facial.
>>13543323>tfw been a scalie since before I escape my mother's uterus by way of punching>always been up for that hot dragon pootah>never stopped>never willWhy do you give up your dreams of fucking a huge lizard, anon?
>>13543303Usually. Well, there always the hair that differentiate other ponies and give them a unique look to know thats "them".
>>13543352Anon "taint" is the genral area between balls and anus. please educate yourself.
>>13543305I like that pony writing systemIt suits them.
>>13543352Why do you have two anuses then, anon?
>>13543352the anus and the taint are different things
>>13543262>>13543299I shouldn't but UNF
>>13543337>not keikakuASW is a great comic, by the way.
>>13543362I want one of those so bad. I remember when there was a fantastic Daring Do one, and it sold for like $550, and I wanted it so bad, but it was so expensive.:(
>>13543352Quit being an idiot
>>13543197Yeah. I prefer giving them to receiving them.
>>13543305>tfw pony isn't real>tfw Celestia will never shelter you from the rain with her glorious swanlike wings, soft feathers brushing the back of your neck>you'll never feel the heat of her warmth near your body... it hurts.
>>13543351It would take me about 2 years to get to that, and I think I'd rather just go bearmode.A subby bear? I hope that's not weird...
>>13543359Because I stopped watching dragon tales.What the fuck was wrong with me?>physically incapable of getting boners>think of fucking dragons anywaysWhat the fuck young anon>watch the last unicorn>want almathea to be my girlfriend>horse almatheaWhat the fuck
>BCS will never stop shitposting
>>13543319Why do you do this to me. I hate you MLPG.
>>13543362oh my god look at itthat's fucking kawaii as hell
>>13543367reminds me of the ancient alphabet from stargate atlantis
>>13543378Learn to sew.
>>13543327Lies and slander.
>>135433862 men having sexnothing gets much weirder than that
>>13543262someone should get pantyanon to take a pic like that.
>>13543404Reminds me of horses drawing pictures of themselves in the dirt with their hooves.
>>13543386oh it's not weird if you like men.But most people here like dicks,not men.
>>13543411But that would require effort, money, time and patience. None of which I have :(
>>13543399>not having BCS filtered
>>13543357fuck you anonfuck. you. i'll find out who you are and spam your inbox with pony porn one of these days in revenge
>>13543399>anon will never shut the fuck up and learn to filter if it bothers him so much>posting sad voldemort will never be a bannable offence
>>13543362LOOK AT HOW FLUFFY THE HAIR IS HHNNGH
>>13543420reminds me of braille
>>13543400I can't help it, If I know someone else is turned on, I get turned on and I have to start being lewd and turning people on even more and its a viscous cycle that always ends up with me covered in cum.
>>13543432posting sad riddle will NEVER be a bannable offense
>>13543395>not waifuing the prettiest unicorn
>>13543367>>13543367>he thinks it just made up gibberish for that pic
>>13543429One day I'll get swole like him, and thank god I've got a cute face.
>>13543431and then you wonder why people don't like you even when you're on you meds and normal
>>13543420Is that an actual phenomnenon?
>>13543446yes, that's what I saidgood reading comprehension
>>13543454alrightthat's autistic as fuck
>>13543386>tfw have no standards and you're a sexually repressed nerd who spends your free time on 4chan's MLPG and /co/
>>13543395>not wanting to fuck Cynder>not falling in love with Trixie after getting over your furfaggotry>not going on to set up the most successful brony websiteIt's like you don't even live, anon.
>>13543455>I've got a cute facepics or gtfo
>>13543447There's something wrong with people who don't waifu Amalthea, she's the best unicorn ever.
>>13543432>it's alright guys we'll just cover up the pile of dung with a blanket and it'll all go away
>>13543455You don't really.Turns out you actually resemble Nathan.
>>13543454That's stupid as fuckWe've seen three alphabets used by poniesEnglishThat weird symbol oneAnd that fucked up English oneThat guy's a faggot.
Did somebody say horrible fanon designs?
>>13543454>inventing languagesthat's good only if you're a writer or you get paid for it.Otherwise it's a nice way of spending your time but holy fucking shit dude get outside and look at the cute girls.
>>13543483>I'll complain about the pile of dung, that'll help
>>13543483>hey guys! you know that pile you keep covered up? well I uncovered it and now I'm throwing it everywhere! Isn't this helpful!
>>13543483It's a Pone™ brand odour eliminating blanket.
>>13543483Well yes.The pile of dung does have other things to do, you know.
>>13543494Being an artist, and being forced to draw shitty OC's, I've had more than plenty of those anon.
>>13543466Umm... no?>someone came up with whole alphabet i would never ever guessed that means he is autisticI understand that it hurts to find out there are people smarter than you. But you will have to deal with it either way.
>>13543496Spending your time in MLPG isn't better
>>13543484>>13543478Anon, I've posted my face on mlpg and everyone said I was cute.
>>13543483that's what my dog used to do. He got a towel from outside his cage (like 2 feet away) and dragged it in there to cover up some poop. We shouldn't have left him by himself for 4 hrs though
>>13543501>hey guys let's scream about that guy throwing shit at everyone, that will sure help things!
>>13543496>Otherwise it's a nice way of spending your time but holy fucking shit dude get outside and look at the cute girls.Having hobbies is bad, guiseShouldn' t you be on Facebook now?
>>13543517and yet I've never seen it
I don't think I'd mind being in the middle of a circlejerkAs long as it's you guys
>>13543511(shudder)Don't get me started on Anthrocon 2013
>>13543519>ignores show canon for no reasonHe's a faggot.
>>13543530inventing a fucking mlp language that only you'll use is a hobby now?
>>13543454That's really coolUseless as fuck, but cool
>>13543518OOOOr you make a language that is seen my loadsapeople.
>>13543534ur gonna get came on
>>13543496Constructed scripts are handy for writing about how much you want to fuck twilight sparkleEspecially constructed phonetic scripts with bullshit rules that cause some characters to change the meaning of the next for no clear reason. The longer it would take an amateur linguistics students to figure out that it's english, the better.>nobody will ever read your fanfics
>>13543542Where you had sex with a really hung guy then complained about how he was too big and you were sore?
>>13543543Confirmed for jelly.
>>13543543>>13543512but it's ok mate, not everyone can be smart
>>13543516The sad truth is MLPG makes me laugh more than most other people I know because there's no hope for me left at this point in time. Send help.
>>13543547My loadsapeople, my loadsapeople. Aah-aah-aaah-aaah~
>>13543543the show is sacred guysdon't have fun that's serious heresyunf gay rumble pleasuring big mac unf unf totally okay unf
>>13543550th-thats kind of the idea
>>13543532because it then turned out I was trapanon and I cursed this board with wannabee trapsI'm still extremely sorry for what I'm didsorry
>>13543571but I like traps
>>13543566It's okay to disrespect canon if it gives you a boner.
i only get replied to when i say something gay.
>>13543561who cares what happens to you reallyi think the world would be better off without you
>>13543454>>13543512It takes only a margin of knowledge about sounds vs letters and a couple of hours to come up with something just like that. >>13543490That's correct and it's usually for whatever is necessary at the moment.That Anon wanted to come up with a writing system he thought equinoids would come up with instead of humans with hands. The "straight lines are easier with hooves" is a reasonable claim. Since ponies write by holding utensils in their mouth however (except unicorns), I doubt it would stay that way after writing really took off.
>>13543578but everything gives me a bonereven you
>>13543534>implying that's not every single furry convention and brony convention from here until the end of timeI'll escape ponies when I die. Damn them, they invented the perfect system to keep us spending money. If it's not for myself, it's getting a pony as a gift for the wee one who loves 'em.
>>13543571Am I a wannabe trap if I don't want to crossdress and just want to fool around with a few anons?
Given the following lines of code, what will be stored in someChars after all the code has been executed?String emailAddress = new String ("Homer.Simpson@gmail.com");int pos = emailAddress.indexOf("@");String someChars = emailAddress.substring(pos, pos+5);
>>13543551I love that guy.
>>13543579so write more stuff about gay horses
>>13543589I was talking about an ACTUAL circlejerkA bunch of guys jerking off and cumming on me.
>>13543576I'm sorryI didn't expect it to grow like this anonI was just having fun
>>13543571Jsut fuck off. You are as bad as Braeburned for bring gayfags here. I would not be surprise if HE brought you here.
Are you not happy that your quest is complete, and you can return to your studies in Canterlot?
Aight, I'm off to bed. Have fun guys.
>>13543582Good lord you are pathetic. You could at last do not answer and pretend you didn't see the post to save your face, just a bit.Alright, you have couple of hours. Make your own, may be even better fitting ponies' style of writing. I mean, you aren't talking out of your ass, right?
>>13543556That's the one!But I only had sex with Gami or BearPatrol and the rest of the convention was pretty much a disaster after I got con cred and make like no sales enough to cover financial emergencies and expenses that came up shortly thereafter...
60 BILLION TO GET LUCKYI'M HYPE AS FUCK
wich mlpger is cutest
>>13543620who fucking caresjust get the fuck out and never bring this stupid shit up
>>13543625I'm waiting for you there~
>tfw there will be no Celestia Quest today>or ever again
>>13543581Don't cut yourself on that edge, anon.
>>13543620>>>/lgbt/You belong here. Go fuck off somewhere else. >>13543632What is wrong with a little nibble, Pinkie?
>>13543603>>13543621I guess substring is inclusive
>>13543624Mines is the size that could sleep inside a fort, yours is a pony, it could sleep inside a Porcshe~
>>13543571There are no wannabee traps on MLPG though. Just a bunch a guys wanting dick or dress up as a pretty mare. But none willing to actually do it.
Reminder that BraeburnQuest is on a double session; second is starting in about five hours.
>>13543615>tfw have no penis
>>13543640thank godyou faggots have become 100% more obnoxious since that quest
oh god who the fuck woke up the gayfags
>>13543624>We sympathise with Bartolo Messina, a great equestrian artist who loves and lives by his horses, and had trained the victim of this sad episode with extraordinary kindness and ability He definitely gave it the DAlso I've been to that town
>>13543582> I doubt it would stay that way after writing really took off.Plus they have fucking magic, and can move their hooves in circlesWho the fuck says you can't make a circle with a hoof? What about stomping hoof shapes into the ground?Guy is a moron
>>13543655No, its just Braeburned and his retarded friends.
>>13543629>BearPatrolI'm a furry and I've never heard of him.
>>13543662We woke them up so we can count them up and take them behind the shed.
>>13543655nigga being a trap is dangerous buisiness>>13543661right!?!
>>13543661"you faggots"? I'm not even a celestiafag, I just liked the quest. You're looking for someone to hate.
>>13543660h-how about squirting?I wouldn't mind getting squirt bukkakedIf you can't, I could always just eat you out and try to get as messy as possible
>>13543662Gayfag here, it's the trapfags. Ignore them, they're mentally ill.We're kind of mentally ill too but not in a way that racks us with anxiety and insecurity about thinking we're in the wrong body. We're the okay kind of mentally ill.The kind of mentally ill that makes you attracted to horse cocks.
>>13543646I actually have no idea if mine is correct or if >>13543634 isI was just guessing
Where are the ponies
>>13543624ManImagine being those mafia guys>So what are we gonna hit today, boss?
>>>13543582 (You)I wasn't the guy you were talking to, I entered the conversation at that point. I happen to like looking at conlangs and part of that is constructed scripts. I've made a script composed of straight lines before, it was supposed to be so it could be inscribed into metal easier. Vocalized consonants were identical to their unvoiced counterparts except they had a vocal marker after them (like a rendaku in Japanese).
>>13543624WE NEED TO SET UP A TEAM TO RESCUE THAT POOR PONY! I NEED A FEW WARRIOR PONIES TO HELP!
>>13543663>Bartolo Messina, a great equestrian artist
>>13543696they've all been stolen
>>13543680>nigga being a trap is dangerous buisinesswhat do you mean
guys guys. Stop with the pancakes. It's getting ridiculous.
>>13543692i'm attracted to pony dicks too but i'm not gay
>>13543692so... everyone in the thread.
>>13543709nono stopping ever
>>13543655You could count pantyanon. He's a really shitty trap.
>>13543696Kidnapped by the mafia
>>13543699>>>>13543582 (You)anon plspls
>>13543670He worked for Clubstripes briefly before Doxy/Onta lost his shit at the con when his friends rightfully called him a paedophile.He has since nuked his old art but I have some of his music on Grooveshark still. I think he's made a deal with the devil to be only 20 and be at the quality of art he's currently at.https://inkbunny.net/bearpatrol
>>13543693You're probably right, I don't really know how the substring function works and I can't be assed to look it up
>>13543726ENOUGH WITH THIS SHIT.
>>13543707people don't take kindly to them
>>13543744>>>13543731>>>>>13543699>>>>>>>13543582 (You)quote pyramid!
>>13543692Isn't everyone in MLPG mentally ill in some way or form?PILLS HERE!
>>13543661Man, of all the annoying fags that plague this thread, you get mad at the ones that at least talk about a pony?
>>13543741Memorizing APIs is useless anyway
>>13543745s-sorry if I'm making you unf around family again
>>13543744>>>13543731 (You)>>>>>13543699>>>>>>>13543582 (You)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>(Honey You You You)
>>13543699>>13543582 pffft hahai knew it was sentenal
>>13543730What if the mafia guys are bronies We Katekyou Hitman Reborn now
>>13543739who caresthe only furry i give a shit about is kiki-uma. her art is kawhy.
>>13543727dat's a qt 3.14 alrightI'd a nanopony
What if trapsbut with colts
>>13543777They asked a question, I gave them an answer. Problem?
>>13543777Why not rose? Rose has kawaii art too.
>>13543780there was a greentext like thatsomeone posted it yesterday and I jacked it three times but I didn't save it because I'm an idiot
MLPG day thread is angrier than usual todayI hate hiatus...
>>13543803what is this
>>13543802>blaming hiatus for all our problemsfuck you
>>13543797I'm okay with this Braeburn.
>>13543797>you will never spank trap Braeburn's ass while he whimpers and wiggles his haunches at you, lifting his tail more
>>13543813I preferred the winking marecunt,thank you.
>>13543813Of course he adds a dick.Was there ever a conclusion to this?
Who was that one artist that diedShe made a flower pony blog and drew semi-horse pone artTerry?
>>13543803Enter in name "CUNT"
>>13543813Around Brae, never assume it's not gay
>>13543803piss because i know she dies in an extremely heavyhanded and unintentionally funny scene
>>13543803/vp/ would tell you DICKS
Rose pone has the most undeserved and autistic fanbase.
pony should pony pony
>>13543839BCS, whats your opinion on heavy cocks?
>>13543855at least they aren't Mexican
>>13543851noel is ded
>>13543855but I like all the flower ponies and she's the prettiest one
what are you guys doing?
>>13543855she's a slut.Of course she does.
>>13543855But that's not rarity
>>13543876So she's alive just ded right? I was worried.
>>13543699Well, I guess that's that then.I'll just be over here quietly getting drunk.
>>13543868Not too macro or it goes into gross-out territory. I guess the word I'm looking for is girthy or if you were to animate it, a bit of swing and the whip principle as it moves around while flaccid.In terms of the average horsecock proportions no longer than a foot or I find it personally unappealing. Large cocks look especially good on slender colts and mares because you can imagine the self-fellatio they can perform on themselves.
>>13543888no, noel is dedgodblesshersoulGodblesshersoulGodblesshersoul.
>>13543888Oh okay ded not dead.Got me worried there for a moment. Geez...
YOU FALL ASLEEP BROWSING MLPG AND WAKE UP IN PONYVILLE. YOU ARE LAYING ON A BED, ACROSS FROM YOU IS YOUR WAIFU, BUT SOMETHING IS WRONG.YOU LOOK DOWN AT YOURSELF AND FIND THAT YOU ARE A ____________
>>13543910PEGASUS MAREalso I don't have a waifu because I like all the ponies
>>13543910MAN HUNG LIKE A HORSE
>>13543906ANON STOP BEING A GODDAMN FUCKING FAGGOTIS NOEL DEAD?DEAD AS IN DEADNO DED NO BEBDEADSO IS NOEL DEADYES OR NO
>>13543920>>13543919>>13543916>slutty futa pegasus maretop unf
>>13543932I shouldn't have laughed at that.
>>13543928Car accident. You tell me.
>>13543903I was talking about something like thishttp://i.imgur.com/V6Wu1Pd.jpgCocks that are too heavy when aroused to actually "erect"
>>13543940Man wanting the biggest orgy ever doesn't make Pinkie a slut
>>13543940Wait, what does selfie mean in this context?
>>13543940>best pony is missing
>>13543926I would love to see a Titan unleashed in Ponyville. Oh, man, imagine the 3d Manuever gear on a sexy pony plot and they fly above you and give you an eyeful and hold a blade in their mouth.
>>13543780>>13543797I remember a weird greentext about forcing colts to become traps.Only the top stallions could stay a stallion and procreate, the others had to become a gelding and then become mares which stallions could use without worrying about unwanted pregnancies.Which was given the reason why there's "so many mares" compared to stallions.
>>13543956when you masturbate and ejaculate on your own face
>>13543940http://i.imgur.com/7extC.jpg>rarity teaches how to selfieunf
>>13543948Stop making the poor anon worry, that's a lie
>>13543910Spess Mareheeni purge heresy from pone marecunt
>>13543952>that filenameoh fuck you, now I'm sad
>>13543969But it's fun.
>>13543978What else would it be?