Last thread>>13534238Fluttershy was put in charge of taking care of the CMC for one night and it was quite a handful. Do you think you would have done a better job of babysitting the CmC? Did you like how Fluttershy defended the CmC from the monster of the forest? And why is Opal being so mean?
follow me to the gay bath house
Because Opal's a fucking cunt
Never be creative!
>>13536574>What a beautiful im>Notice they're all white>Notice they're all alicorns>Look at the cutie marks
>>13536614i, for one, accept and welcome our new rulers
>>13536583ya know what. CmC need to join the filly scouts. That's how they can be even more productive without being so damn destructive.
>>13536614Nazi bronies and furries fascinate me
>>13536624This bleases me.
>>13536624BUT THEY MADE A TABLE!
Possible Moments for LQCaptured by NMM and kept as fully bondaged and unwilling sex slaveWhat in the fuck am I doing?>>13536614>just noticed the Swastika
>>13536624They tried joining once, but got kicked out after eating all the cookies
>>13536614If Hitler won, we'd never have to worry about imperfections.
>>13536636that's a real monster, but Sweetie is too dumb to notice. It already ate her friends Applebloom
>>13536640Is that supposed to be the start of the quest?Otherwise it doesn't seem like a good idea to already give stuff away that could happen during the quest.
>>13536642You're an idiot if you actually think that
Pony wants to try anal with youOnly because you're so little
>>13536583It was Fluttershy's fault for getting them in danger with her choice of living and failure to control themIf none of that happened Twilight would be dead forever
>>13536650Nah, just an idea I probably won't use.
>>13536653But wouldn't me being little make it more painful?No matter, I'm happy to try anyway.
>>13536653oh god that gif with that contest is so unf.
>>13536655>Twilight would be dead foreverhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjFQ4JQqK_0
>>13536655I am sure Celestia would find a way to save her.
>>13536653it's only halfway in, Twily
Ded as fuck thred.
How does one adjust to using a drawing tablet going from traditional? There's so many brush settings and options and I really have no idea what I'm doing with it or what works well
Thread has too much Aspiehorn Showmurderer Worsthorse.Post literally any other pony.
>>13536683Do people actually think this kind of shitposting is funny?
>>13536642If Hitler was still alive would of listen to death gripsIf Hitler was still alive would of listen to AyreonIf Hitler was still alive his favorite show would of been Archer
>>13536663It was only by chance that they even found the body, no one would typically look for her in the Everfree forest.
>>13536689Why so sensitive twifaggot?
>>13536684I've never liked this answer. Yes, it is required, but that's like telling someone playing TF2 that they have to click on people. It's condescending.
>>13536686Thanks>>13536684>>13536700I don't think practice is going to solve anything if I don't know what to be practicing
>>13536700>not being condescending to Hat Fortress 2 players
>>13536689>bloo bloo my wafiu's honor was besmirched
>>13536700But most of TF2s weapons are projectileYou're thinking of COD
>>13536656I'd advise to not post any ideas here before the quest ended. I know that its hard to shut up when you have a good idea, but if people can already roughly tell what will happen next during a quest they will most likely lose interest rather soon.
>>13536708Just general practice, you have to rebuild your hand-eye-coordination with the tablet
>>13536708Practice doesn't make perfect, it makes habit.
>>13536713The only two types of weapons that are projectile are the rocket launchers and grenade launchers.
>>13536726What about the actual programs? I assume there are better settings for brushes and such that I'm not using. How do people know those things?
I had this horrible dream where they made this movie about MLP, where everyone turned into flash made, multicolored humans and went to high school, and Twilight had a boyfriend and Spike turned into a dog.
>>13536752The first reaction to finding a brush you don't like is always try to change.If you don't know jack shit about brushes you should at least try to get used to the default one first.
MLPGI dreamt we were not on /co/ anymore
>>13536752Yeah, you can google those thingsOr just try them out
>>13536759it wasn't a dream
>>13536764We're still /co/.So, how about that Futurama ending?
>>13536759>>13536764You guys sure have a lot of nightmares
>>13536651The Nazis were misguided, but they got one thing correct. Eugenics is an important study that should not be ignored. We must take control of our species fate.
>>13536777Genetic engineering is infinitely better than eugenics
>>13536779I still say AIDS is a conspiracy for population control.
>>13536739>Flame damage is projectileWhat.
>>13536786Xavier:Renegade Angel proves thishttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E70q9ojUauM
>>13536786I wish it stayed in AfricaShit is too scary to be in wealthy countries
>>1353678470 days until season 4. That's about 10 weeks.
>>13536798OkayCool knew that.Meant anything interesting right now?
>>13536798and that's terrible.
>>13536793I liked Xavier, not a lot of people I know could appreciate it however.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4c78PZRsHs
>>13536801you're expelling billions of molecules of carbon dioxide with every breath you takeyou're hovering over your chairyou're moving at 80 thousand km/h and at the same time standing stillyou're on a piece of rock in space rotating around a gargantuan nuclear furnace, protected by a thin layer of ozone by its cosmic wrath.How's that for interesting?
>>13536821That's not what hovering means.
>>13536815What doth pone?
>>13536829Technically no but since you are your atoms,you are hovering.
>>13536821I knew thatI'm in bedWow the earth is rotating and moving in space, who knew?Yeah cool.I kinda meant anything interesting related to Pony. I mean all those things you said are interesting and cool, kinda obvious tough. Except the hovering over your chair part. I don't get that.But yeah...about ponies...
>>13536821>you're expelling billions of molecules of carbon dioxide with every breath you taketrillions>you're hovering over your chairthis is one of those examples of "a little knowledge is a dangerous thing" and is based on a misunderstanding of the basic physics of friction and contact>you're moving at 80 thousand km/honly relative to the sun, and why would that matter
>I have to erase old drawings because I ran out of space in my art book thingieShould just buy a tablet..
>>13536837man you must be a fucking boring person.
>>13536821>that molecules in the air could have been breathe from my favorite ponyI LOVE THIS IDEA! IT MEANS I AM CLOSER TO HER THAN I THOUGHT!
>>13536624MT why you gotta draw such cute stuff
>>13536845Possibly. Post drawings first
>>13536845It's like having an infinite space to draw an infinite amount of ponies.
>>13536848That's as silly as saying that every time you write 3 you draw the same 3 that pythagoras wrote.
>>13536821>you're hovering over your chairNo you're not.
>guys I need help learning>MLPG regurgitates the same cheesy words of wisdom or motivational lines over and over again>person learns nothing
>>13536850because she's not for sexual
>>13536862>>13536829>>13536837>>13536840When you sit in a chair, you are not actually sitting on it, but levitating above it at the height of one angstrom, your electrons and its electrons oppose any closer contact.The negatively charged fields of you and of the chair repel each other.
>>13536867>because she's not for sexualBut she derw her OC getting fucked by famous tumblr pony OCs
>>13536874...wait a minute that can't be right.Where's the evidence?
>>13536873Like I said: A little knowledge is a dangerous thing.A misunderstanding of basic physical properties and a conflation of terms.
>>13536873By that logic, everything hovers all the time, making the notion of hovering meaningless
>>13536884>>13536880'xactly.It's just semantics.
>>13536873Wasn't one Angstrom 10^(-10) meters?
>>13536889Google says so.
>>13536897Well I guess I do remember some things from High School biology classes.
>>13536903I still don't remember what happens inside a cell, both animal and vegetal.
>>13536908Mostly protein synthesis?
>>13536912yeah but how. I've got vague ideas.
RIP Fluttershy...a moment of silence for this not fake out.
mlpg you so random
>>13536908Eh...I didn't like biology that much so I barely remember most things from it.I remember something about mitosis. Wasn't that part of the division cycle and like the longest part of it?
>>13536916Silence? I'm good at silence!
>>13536919oh my god thatI'm glad I forgot that.
>>13536915Transcription from DNA to mRNA, which ribosomes then translate into proteins
>>13536919Stop reminding me of Highschool. I was so fucking terrible at Chemistry holy shit.
>>13536924>mRNAWere those the most common or the least common type of RNA?
>>13536924Gnaargh.Gnaaaargh.I haven't opened a textbook in an year and something.
>>13536930chemistry is neat. Biology is the bastard in the bunch.
>>13536930>chemistryI hated that shit. It was the only class where I cheated almost nonstop. Godfucking dammit I hated chemistry. And our Chemistry teacher was fucking insane about chemistry.
>>13536940>tfw chemistry was fun
>>13536931I have no idea
>>13536934physics was absolute hell, especially when you had integration by parts shoved down your throat when you could barely comprehend derivatives
>>13536934Biology was pretty good but chemistry was pretty much the most boring class I tookThat's probably only because of my teacher though
>>13536949I liked physics, but I never studied it much. I finished with C and see ya around.
>>13536934>implyingBiology is just drying up leaves and talking about animals. I'd pick it over chemistry every single day.I made a grave mistake.
>>13536949>physics>not the best of the three
>>13536949I loved physics.And math.My Math and Physics teachers were so fucking great. They loved their job and goddamn did they did everything they could to teach us.
>>13536953>Dropping out of highschoolWhy would you even?It's practically impossible to fail and you might get a decent job
>>13536962>talkign about animalsso, what we do here.
>>13536973I'm not really good at anything besides playing video games.
>>13536976I don't remember talking about magical unicorns and arguing about how their magic worked in biology class
>>13536977and that's why you're here.
>>13536981but you talk about sex. We do that a lot.
>>13536981Or shipping them.
>>13536986Not really. It was mostly about the forming of the fetus and all that crap. And it usually didn't involve magical horses. Or huge bipedal dogs. Or griffons.
>>13536982I'm here because I happened to like my little pony.But I wish I wasn't here at 3AM on a Tuesday because I can't do anything.It's nearly impossible for me to practice something and eventually get good at it because I always manage to subtly give up.
>>13536981wait what? What do you do then?
>>13536986In high school?
sure is markerfags not doing their job in here
>>13537004>tuesdayanon... you've lost your sense of time.Like, a lot.It's saturday.
>>13536992Shipping as tennis partners?
>>13537015No I know it's saturday, I'm saying that I shouldn't be here on a weekday at that early in the morning.
>>13536845Do not delete old art. Keep it as a show of progress. You might be able to help someone down the line with it.
>>13537015>he thinks it's Saturday
>>13537007We should have tackled the reproduction system in like 7th grade here. And 8th grade. But our teacher always skipped that. Meh it;s not like we couldn't read our textbooks.
>>13536986Yeah, but you talked about the 3DPD version. And it didn't even involve fetishes.>memories of biology lectures>during one lecture, the teacher asked us to write down alternative words for penis and vagina on a poster so we could avoid using those two wordsI swear, that woman was mentally challenged.
>>13537010I know right?I just accidentally posted a sexy blacktext in the old horse.
>>13537016NoShipping like they love each other and fuck. Every night. All night long. With magic. Lot's of magical sex with all kind of fetishes because magic. But they would be a great tennis team. of course it's kinda unfair because Unicorns can use magic. I don't think unicorns are allowed to play against nonunicorn opponents. They probably have their own sports too.
>>13537031>confident>passionate>unabashed>lustfulThis isn't really that unf>public horse sexUnf onlineBoner onlineHands onlineAll systems nominal
>>13537026>weewee>peepeeoh good god that's insane
>>13537026>>during one lecture, the teacher asked us to write down alternative words for penis and vagina on a poster so we could avoid using those two words
>>13537041>public horse sexPermission to unf, captain.
>>13537039>pony paralympics.>unicorns with broken horns>pegasi with permanently damaged wings>they always kick the shit out of legless earth ponies
>>13537039What if Unicorns were allowed to levitate the racket, but they have special enchantments on them that keeps them within a one meter proximity to the user?
>>13537044I almost lost my shit when someone started talking about the Mighty Poseidon.
>>13537056You are now free to unf about the cabin.
>>13537064Still a pretty unfair advantage.
>>13537058>implying horns don't grow backRarity had it filed.
>>13537071>the Mighty PoseidonOh fuck me that's amazing
>>13537075So they're temporarily handicaped...What if unicorns break their horns intentionally to participate?
>>13537071>mighty poseidonhaha oh wow.
>>13537084I don't think anyone that is temporarily handicapped can be accepted at the paralimpics. Is it true?
>>13537084Why not use a cork?
>Got seasons 1-8 of Whose Line Is It Anyway>Not gonna stream it
>>13537094Apparently no. You must be permanently disabled to participate.
>>13537094Probably not, but I bet there are some ponies who feign disability to get in and win.
>>13537126Great. So it's a pegasus/earth pon thing.
>>13537129I don't think that's possible
>>13537138Not even with forged medical documents?
>>13537136impossible, that one is just 4 words long.The old drafts of the finished ones,though...
>>13537138>After the 2000 Sydney Games, a Spanish basketball player alleged that several members of the gold-medal winning Spanish basketball intellectually disabled (ID) team were not disabled. He claimed that only two athletes out of the twelve-member team met the qualifications of an intellectually disabled athlete
>>13537145I'm pretty sure they have their own doctors to check the participants' disability
>>13537145They're presided by celestia. You think you can fool her?Think before answering.>captcha Lunass justiceFine fine, Luna's there too.
>>13537072One more time for old times' sake?
>>13537158>read that as "Luna's juices"
>>13537175AJ, you should give the general a break.
Anything happen this week?
>>13537158>Didn't notice Cadence was a changelingYeahI probably could
>>13537215well a lot of things are happening here, don't know where you live,fella
>>13537215I had sex a couple times
>>13537215Aside from sentenal's usual autism, no
>>13537215Absolutely nothing.Needless to say, we have been talking about how little has happened all week.
>>13537175Why don't you write a story about it?
you know, I once thought of writing a story about nightmare moon shaping her empire on the moon from scratch.It worked out kind of like minecraft.
>>13537241I don't know if I can call her that yetWe just met
>You will never cause a pone race war.Look at those uptight pegasus in their clandestine and exclusive cloud homesLook at the ivory towers of the unicorns, they're the epithet of perfectionLook at you Earth Pony, you are forced to live on the ground, you are forced to slave labor and you are forced to live in the shadows of Pegasi and UnicornsDo I see a school for you, little earth pony? Do I see a school for you, stallion that's forced to pull trains?Release the hoof of oppression, unshackle the chains of inferiority, untie the knots of the social structure!Rise above the programming! Throw the IDE out the window!You are no longer mere earth ponies on this day, you are gods! you are queens! you are kings!
>>13537254How did you even manage to fuck her
What do you guys think about this?
>>13537265Go ahead while the unicorns just press the "smash rebellion" button
>>13537265>Throw the IDE out the window!pfft
>>13537287Cut me some slack, I booped you all night long, you filthy boop-slut
>>13537282>caring about outside
>>13537282>caringNow shut up I'm busy being spitroasted by Twilight and Human Rarity While human Twilight and Rarity are watching.
>>13537282Like the porn MLPG always goes nuts about is so much better? http://mlpg.co/art/src/1379157688456.png
>>13537266By being charming and attractive We were both a little drunk too
>>13537301I swear, if you just derailed the thread with this I'm going to find you.
>>13537301haha what the hell is that
>>13537265>earth ponies go on strike>all the ponies starve to deathGood end
>>13537303Fuck you you bastard.Fuuuuuuuck.Yoooooooou.nah dude you're cool.
>>13537311http://mlpg.co/art/src/1368160503358.pngWhich monstergirl would you, /co/?
>>13537286>Smashing the rebellionThanks, now I have a group of martyrs.Also I will fine help.>Buffalo>Minotaurs>Diamond Dogs>>13537313But not Earth ponies and not some of the more "persuasive" pegasus ponies.
>>13537313>Celestia asks them to stop>says please>Everyone is happy again
>talking of zebra donuts and 250 ml in the cookie clicker /vg/ generalAnon...
>>13537326Who could refuse a request from Celestia?
>>13537328>A general for a webgame>That has no gameplayI don't even
>>13537312It's a fat naked lady of some kind, anon.
>>13537320I want to crawl inside of Dewbon's vagina.
>Season 5 will be the best written season, but no one will look past the character re-designs and constant death fake outs.
I bet you motherboopers haven't even marathoned Red Dwarf yet.
>>13537328Welcome to <half a month ago>
>>13537332An anon who doesn't like Celestia
>>13537344>I want to frot with a colt That's 2" bigger than me
>>13537313>implying earth ponies are the only ones that can grow foodSo there are griffon, zebra, cow and donkey earth ponies?Plants grow fine where there are no ponies in the show. Earth ponies just do the work the other ponies don't want to.
>>13537339>finale>Twilight was dead all along>directed by M Night Shyamalan
>>13537356She's already dead inside, anon.
>YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE MLPG May the Queen forgive your soul.Fuck you,anonymous. Fuck you.
>>13537320Gillou, Veronica, or Dewbon.Because I like their personality.
>>13537348>An anon who doesn't like Celestia>who doesn't like CelestiaSurely you must be joking, Anon.
>>13537363Dewbon. She hella cute.
BCS would use a trip, you guys.
>>13537356>Dash actually didn't catch Twilight in the second episode>Everything after that is just her brain going haywire after hitting the ground
>>13537350>not the same size as you
>>13537366He's mad! Mad!
>>13537370>the queenNobody is that pretentious
>>13537385What the fuck where you doing Isaac?Whatthefuckwhereyoudoing?
>>13537385MARKERTHANK GOD YOU'RE HERE
>>13537385...well, that's shorter than the usual.
>>13537363>>13537367Dewbon for kuudere waifu of the year.
>>13537351Plants growing in the wild =/= agriculture or horticulture.Griffins could conceivably eat meat.Ponies may need their diet supplemented by grains / fruit due to being mono gastric.Although I don't have an answer for zebras or donkeys.
>>13537389>Where>Type it twiceTime to go to sleep
>>13537350Would you frot and jack off the both of you at the same time?
>>13537351I like to think that Earth Ponies are the only ones that are capable of growing food fast enough to keep up with the demand and good enough.Unicorns could probably match the production of Earth ponies with magic and technology but it wouldn't be as good.
Why is this allowed?http://images.4chan.org/mlp/src/1379042062136.jpg
>>13537372Nah manJust a little bit bigger for the size shaming in the beginningHe's going to grow much bigger regardlessIt'd be nice if you got to experience it with him
>>13537396Do you need to use the sleep?
>>13537385I would love that so much.Are you getting unfaithful to your purple waifu, Isaac?
Does anybody have a pic of Celestia booping Anon?Also, where did "boop" come from?
>>13537398>implying you wouldn't
>>13537395Or cows, or minotaurs, or any other species/civilization that lives everywhere else in the world.And plants growing in the wild means exactly that earth ponies are not required. Agriculture is not magic. While they may have a magical aptitude for it, its not at expense of any other living being that has an inclination to learn how to make a plant grow.Besides we already saw unicorns have the ability to use their magic to essentially mimic innate pegasus magic with the cloudwalking spell, there is no reason they can't do the same for the earth pony version.
>>13537398There'd be no way to stop me
I think I may actually be able to start today depending on how things go with this outline.
>Fluttershy tries to explain to Principal Celestia that she doesn't know how the naked pictures of Sunset Shimmer got in her biology report, this is just like the time her diorama was nothing but naked pictures of Luna.
>>13537428>luna questOkay I just got here.What Luna Quest?
>>13537434Hasn't even begun yet. I'm still working it out a bit.
>>13537421Then the answer is simple, kill all unicorns.They can do anything any other creature can do and more, they deserve nothing but to be wiped from society.
>>13537410>>13537417The boop has always been with us.
>>13536624Ginger Snap is 2cute.
>>13537427There is something that would stop you. an orgasm or two
>>13537428What kind of Quest will it be? Waifu-quest? Adventure? Something else?
http://i.imgur.com/wjS94pX.pngstaying up for various reasons, gonna be doing monstergirl stuff in the coming hours on the sub if anyone wants to get in on thatjust a heads up
>>13537461Probably a little of both. I really can't say too much about what I've got planned.
>>13537421Because the closest any unicorn has come to any type of production was the Flim Flam brothers.The still need raw materials provided by earth ponies for their machine.As far as industrialization is concerned their machine is inefficient if it can't compete with the mostly manual labor of 9 ponies without sending quality control down the toilet.Not to mention earth ponies are the only ones to be seen growing things.
>>13537475Will you announce the start here?Would be cool if I finally could play a quest from the beginning
>>13537464Aww, man, I'm going to have to miss it.
>>13537482Yeah. If I can I'll try and start it up sometime within the afternoon. I run off EST so I don't know how difficult that is going to be for people to keep a schedule for.
>>13537481That still does not mean that earth ponies are the only ones capable of providing the raw materials. Which is the entire point. We already know for a fact they aren't.
Pony just called you a wanker.
>>13537481>Because the closest any unicorn has come to any type of production was the Flim Flam brothers.Maybe because they were inventors and not farmers and didn't have their orchard?
>>13537487Just go to the sub later. His thread is always there, don't have to wait for an advertizement.
>>13537493>making me convert timezonesCan you give a rough "x hours until" assessment instead?
>>13536583the easy answer op to all those question is:Opal is a cunt
>>13537510Anywhere from 4 to 6 hours. It feels like a good spot. May be a little late in times for the European questers, but it's still early morning for those across the Americas...I think
>>13537464GG are you leaving us for WOY?
>>13537434this luna quest
>>13537497I do tend to wank quite a bit.
>>13537539Not reallythere's not a lot of WOY material yet anywayThere are lots of shows I like better than MLP but they don't all lend themselves to comics and various exploitations the same way
>>13537535That's actually a pretty good spot for Europeans. Would be around 8 and 10 PM for me, way better than questing in the morning.
>>13537540As far as I know, I'm "okay" at doing >feels, so I'll do my best to provide some good moments along the quest. Cute, heartwarming, or otherwise.
>>13537540>tfw because of that screencap no one plays waifu-quests with their name on anymore
>>13537535It's about 10pm in yurop on a saturday night, not late at all.
>>13537552MLP gives enough material to play with and holes to fill, which is why it's stayed. That and it's borderline furry.
>>13537494For all we know Zecora forages for all her materials from the Everfree forest. This may be fine for nomadic tribes but to feed anything larger than this requires agriculture.The ponies have also been shown to be scared of nature doing anything by itself.This could be solved by trade with other races but ponies have also been shown to distrust other races and a lack of any self sufficient food production would leave the ponies vulnerable to siege / embargo by an invading force.
>>13537554>>13537569I've lived in Europe for a few years and I still have friends there, so I've got a good understanding of the time difference. One of the reasons it'll have to be done in the afternoon. More likely than not ALWAYS on a weekend. It'd be too late for me to do it during the weekday as I've got work EVERY day during the week.
>>13537571Even if she did, that still demonstrates earth ponies are not a required element.Plus we saw her growing some of her own ingredients in the show
>>13537571But Zecora already knew how to do all that before she came to the Everfree Forest
>Quickly losing desire to draw, color, contribute and practice in any way>Almost no desire any more to make MLPG artfriends>Staying away from MLPG is getting easierI think I'm finally breaking free, MLPG.
>>13537601Better hurry before S4 hits and you are dragged in again.
>>13537601But why would you want to leave us?
>>135376010>I don't want to live anymorewhy?
What if season 4 is bad?
>>13537623oh you can bet your ass it will be. BUt we'll watch it anyway and complain on how S1 was good.
Rarity:Makashi and AtaruTwilight: Niman and Shii ChoDash: Juyo and AtaruAJ: Soresu and ShienPinkie: Juyo and SoresuFS: Soresu
>>13537610Don't worry, MLPG will always be my Saturday or whatever the episode day is/will be>>13537613Because it brought more disappointment than good to me.
>>13537644Am I supposed to know any of those?
>>13537646But.. we're friends anon..
>>13537654Well, I'll pop in once a week, just to see how things are going, but I'll stop trying to do anything else
>>13537642that's what we do.
So did anyone watch the new Korra season yesterday
>>13537674>watching korraI stopped at the last airbender and I probably didn't even finish it, I don't remember.It was pretty good.
>>13537674No. The first one was complete shit, so I am going to wait until this one is over and then reluctantly watch it all.
>>13537650Star Wars lightsaber fighting styleshttp://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Lightsaber_combat#Seven_Forms_of_the_Jedi_Order
>>13537674I couldn't even finish the first season
>Just...rub my belly, ok?
>>13537686>watching star wars
>>13537667I'll miss you anon
>>13537700we all will anon.we'll all will.>>13537667It's not going to be the same without you,anon.
>>13537698>not watching star trekPone watches star trekWhy don't you
>>13537700there's something very off about that. Dotkwa isn't for colouring,just for sketches.
>>13537588Fair enough other races have been shown to produce their own food. but the only way ponies have been seen producing food is by earth ponies, which pushes me back to my trade argument.Admittedly I feel I've pushed myself into a corner so I'm going to concede for now.
>>13537715But I don't want anon to leave
>>13537734You've got to be strong,anon! Be strong for him!
>>13537727Price is such a Trekkie, it's great.
>>13537727Because I'm not a fucking turbonerd like pone.Twilight and celestia wouldn't even want to watch star trek.
>>13537754>implying Twilight wouldn't watch Star TrekWell that's objectively wrong.
>>13537731I like Dotkwa's stuff, it's quick, very rough and expressive. I don't think i've ever seen something completely finished by him.
>>13537762twilight's a book nerd. Not a twlevision nerd.
>>13537562Never give MLPG or 4chan a handle to insult you with.
>>13537417>Also, where did "boop" come from?As far as I'm aware, one of the marker movers just named their copy of the marker that ages back, and it's slowly caught on.I was going to pull an example from the archive, but I just realised that because the marker is always deleted to move it to the next thread none of the finalized threads in our archive have the marker posts saved.
>>13537782It's not really a problem when you behave properly, I've been using a name for.. er, two years or so I think and I haven't received any hate yet
>>13537779That still doesn't mean she wouldn't like it.
>>13537779Pone doesn't have television, so how would you know?
>>13537789Thank you anon, that is very educational.
>>13537417Boop is the noise you make when you poke someone on the nose. It's a cute thing when done with ponies. Posting the Marker was like booping the thread.
>>13537794>>13537795Pone told me.
>>13537754but celestia is the biggest fan of them all anon
>>13537789>nobody has the original marker but that anon
>>13537807>the video you have requested is not available in your geographical region>here are some related videos you may enjoy>they are also not available in your geographical regionFucking Americans.
>>13537814anon that's a goddamn star on top of a window. Do I have to take out the anti-pandering pills again?
>>13537792Yeah well you're a butt
>>13537826PLEASE NOT THE PILLS
>>13537831I'M OPENING THE CABINETWHAT'S OVER THAT WINDOW ANONTELL ME THE RIGHT ANSWER AND THE PILLS STAY INSIDE
>>13537823Copyright laws a cruel mistress.
>>13537843A SPACESH- A STAR, ANON, A STAR
>>13537854That's a good boy. You want some ice cream? There's no drugs inside it.
>>13537826So a hidden star trek symbol in an episode where they deliberately cloned a famous star trek antagonist down to his actor and sound/visual effects is really that unbelievable to you?
>>13537874Are you suuuure? It's very, very nice.
http://derpicdn.net/img/view/2013/9/13/426732.jpegI don't like this guy's vagina, but Scootaloo's expression makes my boner extremely happy
>Luna will never be free of Nightmare Moon's curse.
>>13537881THAT'S IT, NO MORE MR NICE GUYOPEN WIDE.
>>13537888Riiight. Sex drugs. They will make you big and strong.
>>13537892NO ANON NO
>>13537885The last time I ate from your ice cream I woke up naked chained to a bed and my anus was on fire
>EQG>Twilight wins the crown>Goes on stage to recieve her award>Suddenly the lights dim>There's a loud splash>Twilight is covered in pig bloodwhat happens next
>>13537893Oh. I'll eat the ice cream, if that other guy doesn't want it.
Pinkie gives you a cupcake, but unbeknownst to you, it's laced with Poison Joke. She's playing a prank and you eat it. What happens?
>>13537911I grow a second dick and rape her with them
>>13537899Was your anus literally on fire?
>>13537903Good... Severe dizziness is normal.It's... uh...just your blood rushing to your hupe penis.right
>>13537911My dick pulls a Twilight's horn.
>>13537916Literally AND figuratively.
>>13537901Twilight continues being worst pony
>>13537911"Oh boy! Now I have TWO dicks!"
>>13537899well, it's not like I can do a banana flambè without a flame.
>>13537917le grimdark xD
>>13537919floppy and covered in polka dots?thats my fetish :3
>>13537901THAT'S MY PERIOD YOU DUMB BITCHTHAT'S MY PERIOD
>>13537881>write a character based on Q>intend to get a voice actor who sounds like de Lancie to play him>actually get de Lancie himselfI love how that turned out. Best two episodes in the show.>we will never see Patrick Stewart as Starswirl
>>13537911I die a slow and terrifying death wrapped in the midst of an awful delirium, as Poison Joke is by happenstance related to Atropa spp, and contains various alkaloids that whilst safe for magic ponies to eat, are not so much for humans.
>>13537901>reverse Latin chanting begins>orgy begins>dark ones are summoned
>>13537929I'll admit I lel'd, but I'm not proud of it.
>>13537911It turns me into a sexy mare unicorn.I do not go to Zecora's for the antidote.Thank you based posion joke.
>>13537922>>13537919>>13537914I love you, MLPG.
>>13537936>we'll never see starswirl>he'll never have a relationship with celestia
>>13537939why? carrie isn't that bad of a book. Now, dreamcatcher, oooh that's a bad one.
>>13537936>Patrick Stewart as StarswirlNo words can do justice to how right that would be
>>13537937I can only imagine that scene.>Haha, how was it Anon? Did it taste funny? hehehehehe!Pinkie.. please.. I'm dying>Dying of laughter right? hahaha! N-No Pinkie.. I'm dying of poison.. call the hospital>What, you don't like my cupcakes? Fine! I'll bake you something else>She goes to the kitchen and starts baking>You just cough up blood and start shivering>She brings you a cake but it's too late you're already gone>Jeez I guess you really DIDN'T like those cupcakes
I bet colts can easily suck themselves off
>>13537962she's not THAT much of an airhead.
>>13537954>they do a Shakespeare parody in the flashback>it's Romeo and Juliet>Celestia is Juliet as a fey and nubile young alicorn on the cusp of adulthood>Picard plays Romeo as a young and dashing mage with a long flowing blonde maneI can see it. I can see it and it's so beautiful.
>>13537945Man, they name drop him enough. They'd better flesh out his character a little bit.Didn't he have a time travel spell?
>>13537975>Ponka>Not an airhead
>>13537964New headcanon: the 3rd most common cause of death amongst young colts is accidental drowning following autofellatio due to the high volume of stallion cum
>>13537964of course they canhttp://imgur.com/C9TCGW6
>>13537993That must be an awkward funeral.
>>13537993>"Well detective, you're early for the post-mortem, but I imagine it's as we feared, his lungs are probably full of semen.">"Oh I'm sorry, I clearly came too soon.
>>13538002>"Poor Shaft Polish, he died as he lived. Sucking cock.">[complete silence]>"What? He was a specialist chicken snakebite doctor!">[jazz hooves]and pinkie was never invited to another funeral ever again
>>13537988no, she's the only one who understood the whole deal about the parasprites. Even bookhorse didn't know that.
I just came to a drawing of my own OC.Am I a brony yet.
>>13538029>"Detective, we've had a report that Pinkamina killed someone again! She roasted the poor guy in an oven for 12 hours straight!">"12 hours? Well I guess you could say that the joke about Pinky being a murderer is overdone
>>13538041You were a brony a long time ago.
>>13538018>Shaft PolishIm so done
>>13538041post it and we'll see
>>13538041You are also worse than 5 million hitlers.
>>13538029>"H, there's been a terrible accident at Twilight's library!">"Only an accident? I'm so busy at the moment. You'll have to book her in for next week
>>13538047>implying Pinkie wouldn't be the detective>and the forensics technician>and the victim
>>13538036If she would of ACTUALLY COMMUNICATED rather than be all random about it, it would of saved who knows how much in property damage.
>>13538029>"Detective, Applejack's in custody! She's accused of murdering someone with bushel full of apples!>"Applejack? Who's Applejack? "
>>13538059No. Then you'd know who I am.>>13538079I'm not LKRenne and Saffron are ugly
>>13538066Poor Worf had his waifu destroyed by alinornism.
>>13538081>Would ofDo you even know how language works or did you just learn English as a parlor trick?
>>13538029>"Detective! The pony who runs the fashion store down the road is going crazy again! Someone insulted her sense of fashion and she picked up a knife!">"So what? That's not a rarity.
>>13538091Come on...Or just post a picture of more OC's, yours being one of them.Is one of your OC's (not necessarily the one you came to) included in Jr's old MLPG's OC picture
>>13538110>"Uh... yes it is chief. That's her name.">"Goddamnit Swanson."
>>13538109Their there they're, itis okey grammer natzi, parlour trecks r fun!
>>13538113Kraut's OC had like one piece of porn drawn of it. And it wasn't very good either.
>>13538113I'm not MLPG popular enough for you to guess.
You have to introduce yourself to pone using a song in your playlist. What do you choose?I'll start:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rS6mZUo3fg
>>13538119In the trees! They're coming!
>>13538140my body is ready
>>13538091>Renne and Saffron are uglyThat sure is an opinion you haveA wrong one but I still respect it
>>13538109English is complicated.
>>13538124Parlour is acceptable as the British spelling of parlor.
>>13538148>shit brown>not ugly
>>13538132I Like Little GirlsHI GIRRRLS
>>13538148But she is! Prove to me otherwise.
>>13538149english is easy. Chinese is complicated.
>>13538109Why does this sound so familiar?
>>13538155What if ponies actually love little girls?
>>13538093>Anon linked me to the newest one>STILL haven't watched it
>>13538177cookie clicker generalIt's too good not to reuse
>>13538171Language and communication itself is complicated.
>>13538186I KNEW ITI live in a constant fear that I will fuck up and post pony in there.
>>13538179New hit show in Equestria!My Little Human: Friendship is Normal!Follow the lives of 6 high school girls as they live normal lives and don't do anything interesting.
Is it even possible to get a decent episode about dieting and exercising without having one of the mane characters becoming fat for no reason?
>>13538205Iron Will and Dash train Pinkie Pie for a lifting contest, I don't know.
>>13538205They can always introduce a new character
>>13537428Make sure you have everything ironed out before you commit to anything.
>>13538203>Follow the lives of 6 high school girls as they live normal lives and don't do anything interesting>K-ON
>>13538205Well, yeah>RD almost gets a heart attack while flying>goes to AJ>AJ learns her about proper exercise, warming up and stretching>Rarararara tells her about a proper diet without too much cholesterol>Fluttershy educates her about the metabolisms of different animals and shit>Twilight magics some shit and fails like the dumb cunt she is>Pinkie makes her almost fucking diabetic
>>13538205Maybe.It can't be PINKIE ATE TOO MANY SWEETS NOW SHE FAT because Pinkie canon works out ever morning. Can't be Applejack because she's out in the sun working and sweating all day, Twilight and Fluttershy probably never eat.It'd have to be Rainbow Dash, who finds her performance severely lacking as she is tiring out very easily leading up to another wonderbolts event thingy even though she's been getting plenty of rest and not working herself hard for the past week. Twilight instructs her on the proper pony diet and she has to eat well and stay active in order to win the wonderbolts thingy and she does but then for some reason she still doesn't become a wonderbolt. cut to credits.
>>13538229Would the mane 6 collect K-ON dolls and have imageboards devoted to it while others call them autistic for liking K-ON?
>>13538234It'd have to be Rarity. She already lives a sedantry lifestyle.
>>13538246giant areolas are gross
>>13538227I've been working on this for the past few days so I think everything is in order. So far the only thing I seem to be having trouble with is...something that I'll just have to keep working on, but hopefully everyone will enjoy.
>>13538246I wouldnt any of those, actually.
>>13537674Yeah, nothing terribly interesting happened except at the very end of the episode where "surprise twist!" Korra's dad's brother is going to be the villain.
>>13538250So are fat chicks, but that hasn't stopped him.
>>13538251oh hey AJ.I've made soem great progress on my workbut I had to restart twice because FUCKbut its okay because now its like 10% better.
>>13538246Is Gillou really that big? Weird.
>>13537493Why not do it on the sub?
>>13538232>>13538234But Rainbow Dash knows her shit. She's training constantly.Fuck sake she was the only one doing stretches and warm up in Fall weather friends before going against AJ
>>13538267It will be in the sub.
>>13538263Now make it 160% better.
>>13538251Did you watch Luna Eclipsed and Sleepless in Ponyville recently?May give you a better handle.
>>13538271she's canon fat
>>13538286...No she isn't.
>>13538288I should've known a Dash "fan" doesn't actually watch the show
Alright MLPG, I want to fap but I'm not sure what I want to fap too.Any thoughts?
>>13538284The things I'm working out have nothing to do with Luna. Luna should be fine.
>>13538256Who is softer, mini tuffs or ponka?
>>13538271All for show.She doesn't actually know what the fuck she's doing, she just likes flying. She saw some guys doing those stretches one time when she was a filly and now she just tries to do them too because she thinks that's just what you're supposed to do, but she doesn't know how to do them properly.
>>13538249>chubby rarara>chubby rarara exercisingAll of my unf
>>13538296Depends, are you into domination and being helpless?
>>13538286This is a mistruth.
>>13538305>Implying she'd continue exercising after the first sweat starts dripping down her back fatnah, she'll prolly just find a magic way to lose weight.
>>13538295All the fully grown female ponies, except Twilight and the Princesses, share the same base model.They're all fat.
>>13538296your favorite contributor
>>13538320she'll just cover it up with a nice looking dress
>>13538295...But my favorite pony is Rarity.Dash is like my third or forth favorite in the mane cast.She's even lower overall. Much lower.But she isn't fat. At all.>>13538303She and Lighting Cunt were the only ones fit enough to do 500 laps. Fuck sake she was almost the best in wonderbolt academy. She trains a a lot. Even in Fall Weather friends she is great at all the challenges, even at those where she loses.
>>13538322alright then, google faproulettepick some.
>>13538249>>13538305My dick is the dick that will pierce the heavens!
>>13538310On a scale from one to ten:Yes
>>13538320Please don't take this from me, I need to see this
>>13538320She teleports it directly out of her ass with magic and puts it in Sweetie's toy chest in the shapes of various toys.
>>13538253>>13538250>being this plebeian
>>13538320>rarity>Going fat >At allHa ha ha
>>13538246>http://mlpg.co/art/src/1379168745628.pngToo many short girls tip the scale in the wrong direction. Needs more giant ones.
>>13538345'It's the latest thing in Canterlot, darling!''You could afford to put a few pounds on yourself.'
>>13538331Which one anon, there's so many
>>13538349actually, they're all balanced now
>>13538356But Rarity is a fashion starter not a fashion follower.
>>13538356Having a few extra pounds is sexy as fuck though
>>13538357The worst ones.
>>13538356>tfw this will never happen
>>13538365'Exactly! Now, help me lengthen this dress, will you? It needs a refit.'
None of the main characters fit a diet and exercise episode, fat or not.The only way we could get that is with the CMC.
>>13538359The "balance" is too far towards small. I like my monstergirls well larger than me.
>>13538373>tfw if it did tumblr would be all up its ass with how fat accepting MLP is
>>13538379What aboutMrs Cake
>>13538368I don't know what I'm looking at
>>13538379AJ could be used as a diet one because apples.Dash does stuff so she could be exercise.
>going away for 3 weeks>having to leave pone at homeguys helpthey're going to be lonely
>>13538401Bring pone with you
>>13538401You have a phone and a decent data plan?Pone away my friend.
>>13538407pone is too big to bring in suitcase
>>13538401Smuggle pone with youIn your pants.
I kinda want to spend the day animating something.Evens: pone faceOdds: <-Shantae pony dancingDoubles: (simple) request
>>13538430pone is far too big for that
>>13538401Shoulda commissioned that pic from jessy earlier, anon
>>13538431I think a pone face would have been more simpl but whatever. Have fun with the Shantae pony.
>>13538431THE GODS HAVE SPOKENTODAY IS TRULY BLESSED
>>13538401Upload pone to the cloud.
>>13538384There's plenty of options already.
>>13538441I found out hotel has free wifi so I can check on tumblr from hotel
>>13538434Just tell people you have a massive, pone-shaped penis.
>>13538444That it is!
>>13538311http://oreopony.tumblr.com/>last post 3 months ago
>>13538457>why does your penis have armor and fluffy ears>I was born this way, how rude
Pony rides the dick.
Which pony has got the biggest butt?
>>13538465>she only did it to bug Ross
You guys realise all the main girls are virginal right?All of them. They've never encountered the dick and would be terrified if they did.
>>13538503That is the most ridiculous thing I have ever read.
>>13538503i can accept this. as soon as they did though, it would corrupt them beyond repair. that is the spirit behind Dark Equestria and the rape fics
>>13538503I'm pretty sure we wouldn't know.
>>13538503Yeah and also they never became friends
Why so glum, my faithful student? Are you not happy that your quest is complete, and you can return to your studies in Canterlot?
>The series introduces a cosmic realm known as The Workshop.>this is where the Elements of Harmony were supposedly made. >the keeper of The Workshop reveals that the Elements of Harmony existed prior to the creation of their physical medium, and that their power can be used without the relics as long as the meaning of each of them is kept true at heart.
Rollin'Evens - DrawOdds - SleepDubs - ULTRA Sleep
>>13538527>Flutershy seems worried
>>13538545Can I go to bed with you?
>>13538545What would you have done for ultra sleep?
>>13538545Just go to bed mang
>>13538554I like Gumberry, she seems like a cutie.
>>13538555LK is not for sexual anon
>>13538567It doesn't have to be sexual. I just want him as a teddy bear.
>>13538560Sleep more than 4 and a half hours.
i'd totally read an ooc fic about a ss/twilight/trixie love trianglebecause i'm that much of a faggot
>>13538531Are you not happy that the quest is complete!?
>>13538539I thought the idea that the elements weren't just manifest as a physical form was already in place.
1 = sleep2-0 = fap then sleepdubs = cut my dick off
>>13538576That's okay, as long as you're aware no such thing exists in the realm of the show then you'll be fine.
>>13538589rolling for this except dubs is draw
>>13538576What would the appeal be if it was all out of character?
>>13538603Love makes people act crazy.Crazy doesn't HAVE to be out of character.
>>13538589>>13538602>everyone's going to sleep instead of drawingBuncha lazy sods, all'a ya
>>13538573>I just want him as a teddy bear.but he isn't a Bear
>>13538603The show doesn't show how they act in love/sex situations.
>>13538565Gumberry's fun and energetic. Her kinks seem vanilla enough for my enjoyment, despite her being a goo girl.
>>13538599yeah i know that>>13538603what >>13538610 said really.of course there's no way it ould actually happen, but hey
>>13538632Speaking of kinks, how come none of the monstergirls can provide for my ___NTR___ fetish?
>>13538610>>13538633>>13538625Okay. I must have misunderstood what OOC meant. My bad!
>>13538641It's not that, but people use the holes to fill in and project. How well/bad they do is like a sliding scale of OC to OOC.
>>13538640>NTRBecause they don't cater to subhuman scum.
>>13538656I don't get all the hate for NTR
>>13538648Aaah, I gotcha.Thanks for the info!
>>13538640Actually I guess one of the college girls could have a boyfriend or something
>>13538667Not him, but it's just not appealing to me in the leastI'm one of the faggots who has that fetish for making others feel good and whatnotGiving pleasure gives me pleasure, and sensual loving relationships are top tier for meAlso cum inflation
>>13538539> that their power can be used without the relics as long as the meaning of each of them is kept true at heart.You mean like in EQG
>>13538573>tfw Anon will never hold you tight in his fat hairy arms and let you drift off to sleep, secure and surrounded by the comforting stench of rancid unwashed flabsweat.
I think they look really cute
>>13538667It's based on lying, deceit, manipulation, and just straight up being a bad person.
>>13536583Based on their escapades in the Library and Rarity's, I'm willing to think Twilight and Rarity are equally ill-equipped to handle little ponies. Applejack can probably handle them just fine as long as she has activities planned, otherwise "idle hooves are Discord's plaything."
>>13538672Hey Goat Train,I have a completely unrelated question for you: What keeps you drawing and do you have any plans to take it somewhere?
>>13536640I've lost track; is this Luna Quest?
>>13538695It can sometimes be consensual between all partiesEven then it's still unappealing
>>13538633at least things like this came out of EQG
>>13538698I want to see Discord babysit the CmC now.
>>13538693this is like K-On fanart.
>>13538706Not yet. 2 more hours. Maybe 4.
>>13538734>netorare, "cuckold"Why the fuck does everyone have to be so weeaboo?
>>13538743No, I meant "that's what the acryonym means."NEAT
>>13538734This still doesn't tell me how it's based on lying, deceit, manipulation and being a bad person if it's consensual
>>13538733fucking Applejack, man
>>13538743I'll be waiting.
>>13538752Because this is the internet and the internet is flooded with weeaboos and their terms.
>>13538759Batmare quest when?
>>13536718Shut up LK
>>13538757How can giving a girl to someone else and she bad mouths you on how much better the other guy is at sex and berates you a good thing?
>>13538769I'm not LK
>>13538752because the japanese explain things better. English words get too muddled and become straught with >implications
>>13538752>>13538757Regular cuckolding can be consensual. NTR is not consensual.
>>13536718Personally, I don't care how something ends too awful much. Journey vs destination.
>What could have been.
>>13538778It's called a fetishit doesn't have to make sensealso its a Freudian thing. Has to do with feeling inadequate and stuff.
>>13538778It's a fetishHow can being bound, gagged and whipped be a good thing? How can rape fantasies be a good thing?With consent I don't see how it's bad, without consent pretty much every fetish except for the most vanilla stuff is bad
>>13538766By night, she is Luna, but by day, she isna na na na na na na na na na na na na na na nuh!BAT-MARE!
>>13538752>Why the fuck does everyone have to be so weeaboo?That site is fucking annoying with that many years ago. Instead of friendship, they use the stupid word "Nakama". For fuck sake.
>>13538778this seems like a fetish for people who hate themselves. Or people who love themselves, but think hating themselves is a fun hobby
>>13538795I never understood nazis. If everyone looked the same the world would be really fucking boringOh look it's tim. Wait, no, that's joe. Steve? Who the fuck is that?Where's my kids? Those look like my kids but they're not my kids.what the fuck I hate naziland.
>>13538705I've got two reasons behind why I draw. Drawing has always been something I've loved to do, so I've always done it. That's the main reason behind why I draw - if it ever became something I viewed as a pain, I'd likely stop, or at least back off for a bit (like I tried to do a couple days ago).The other big reason I draw (at least as often as I do) is because I love making people happy. So if I can do something that makes people happy, like drawing their favorite pony, then that makes me happy.I don't really have any plans to take this anywhere, at least not professionally. But I am taking classes to be able to draw better, and if I can find a way to incorporate art into my profession, that'd be amazing.
>>13538811Nazis were idiots
>>13538796Hitler used to have his cousin urinate on his face
>>13538811The point of it is to have the world the way you want it and destroy anything that doesn't fit within that view.
>>13538813you're best artist.
>>13538821>pronounsWhy would Hitler want Hitler's cousin to urinate on Hitler's cousin's face?
>>13538803>they use the stupid word "Nakama". For fuck sake.I need to go lie down.
>>13538811They saw ideological and racial purity as exigent to a strong Germany, so the rest sort of followed suit, murder and all. Get enough people unemployed and convinced the world fucked them over after the last war and bam, instant powderkeg.The weird thing is some fascist governments have been able to hold in place with nowhere near as much wonton genocide or racial neck-steppingBut I guess not everyone can be Turkmenistan or Franco Italy
>>13538811Hitler had a serious nordic fetish. He didn't want a smarter humanity first or anything useful, he was looking for calendar models on every streetcorner.Truth is, those crazy blonde folk have contributed very little to the world compared to other small groups like jews. Jews, the group hitler himself belonged to. Dude was crazy.But alicorns are actually objectively superior to other ponies in every way
Does NTR require going behind someone's back? I thought it also applied to open relationships, where the man is okay with the woman sleeping around.I mean, I really like the idea of a woman who's needs are too much for one man to satisify.
>>13538857>Franco ItalyPlease be joking or very American.
>>13538848no, on Hitler's Hitler face
>>13538803TVT is a bunch of in jokes. But it is hard to describe a storytelling term without using an example as a staple.
>>13538859>>13538857I wonder how long that would have lasted.Like, if Hitler had won and taken control of the world and made everyone Aryan as fuckhow many years before people woulda been like "damnit where are the jewish lawyers""fuck I need me some asian doctoring right now""goddamnit where's those black.. um.. rappers?"
>>13538803>nakama is actually a different group of concepts>english language approximates it with "friendship" and "undying friendship" because english in charge of expressive vocabularly>mindless anti-japanese posters on 4chan rage because it's a japanese word
>>13538811>if everyone looked the same the world would be boringI think you might have that wrong. If the true goal was a complete master race inhabiting the plan, they would have exterminated everyone else along with the jews, gays and gypsies. Hitler was perfectly fine with white christian foreigners, his dream was just a perfect race, a fairly difficult goal to reach in reality without fucking everything up.
you guys crack me up
>>13538866>Does NTR require going behind someone's backYep. You could get arousal by that, but it's not what you would want as a "normal" human being.
>>13538833I'm just glad you like what I do.
>>13538872Gasp!That's 2 picoHitlers!
>>13538859He wanted the best of the best of the best, and then to make it better. It was so outworldly, that "feitsh" is a surprisingly appropriate term
>>13538881The thing is, you can have just as good non-Jewish lawyers, non-Asian doctors and non-Black rappers.OK, maybe not that last one
Interesting thread about a sub-genre of NTR.>>>/h/3607530
>>13538881>holy fuck these aryans can't do shit>they keep leaving my grand cities for these dumb village towns>stop choosing the happy life you dumb fucks>this is germany not iceland>oy vey why won't you spend your lives working towards visually apparent progress to please me
>>13538895I like your Gloomy
>>13538890Oh boy, another one for MLPG thread simulator #7125409
>>13538866In its most basic form, NTR is about a guy having a girlfriend, but then someone else fucks her girlfriend so hard that no matter how much she tries, she can't go back to loving the guy.Genders are exchangeable.
Rarity a shat
MLPG RIGHT NOW:>LITERALLY HITLER>NTR FETISHMLPG RIGHT NOW
>>13538908WELL THEN GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR JEWISH RAPPER AND...eh the other two work.
>>13538886>english in charge of expressive vocabularlyAnon discovers why people on the internet use japanese words for pornNobody wants to say "cuckolding where one man steals another man's woman from a loving relationship and replacers her devotion to the other man with devotion to himself, completely different from just temporary sexytimes". English speakers are just too sane to need words for shit like that.
>>13538924I'm only talking about basic cheating, not mind-breaking dicks or slut training or anything like thatit would probably be either Veronica or Paula
>>13538944Hey GoatIn the few days I tried learning to draw I considered you my Senpai and inspiration.
>>13538936MLPG THIS COMING NIGHT:>LETS BE TGCHAN>FETISHES
>>13538942To be completely honest, I have a thing for white girls rapping. /spoiler]
>>13538936It's funny because threads are usually something like that.
>>13538968But anon, the sub is already tgchan: pone edition
>>13538956>In the few days I tried learning to drawThat feel.I still sometimes see a drawing I did for MLPG being posted, and it makes me feel all fuzzy inside.
>>13538956i would've done the same thing, but then i realized i can't draw no matter how hard i try
>>13538956That means a lot! I'm sorry it didn't seem to work out for you, though. May I ask why you quit?
>>13538968You're welcome to make additions or revisions to that schedule through your own contributions.MLPG is brought to you by viewers like you.Thank you.
>>13538944>tfw there is no other image of this pov
>>13538956Quitters are fags, get back on that horse anon
When did HDR photography become a fad? It looks terrible.
>>13538987I've seen two of my drawings posted in the last two days. Don't know who the hell would save them and post them but holy shit did I feel warm inside>>13538997Complete lack of motivation and inspiration. Just couldn't do it. At first I still wanted to do it but just had no ideas and later was What's the point I won't even have an idea.I plan to try again soon and figure a way to keep myself motivated.
>>13539000>LETS BE TGCHAN>PINKIE PIE DISCUSSION>FETISHES
>>13538897and that's crazy
>>13538987I know that feel. It's the only thing that makes me feel only the smallest tinge of sadness at quitting
>>13538987>>13539021I try and save lots of drawings so I can repost them to hopefully give people feels eventually
>>13539014HDR can look good if done properlyBut most people who use it are shitty amateur photographers whose pictures would be terrible even without the HDR gimmick
>>13539021Don't fap for the entire time you're short on ideas. Sooner or later you're going to have a thousand ideas, and all of them sexual
>>13538922Sylvia's nostrils are eyes.
>>13539014I like it. Our eyes have a much higher dynamic range than what current cameras can capture or current display technology can reproduce, so it's not such a terrible thing.
>>13538972we all do.
>>13539028Be sure to bring Pinkie Pie up then when the time is right or she will lose her time slot.
>>13539021Well, I'm absolutely shit when it comes to thinking up good ideas to draw. Taking requests is a great way to eliminate that burden, and if you don't feel confident enough to do that, there's always this little gem hidden away in the linkboard: http://derpy.me/hYSfl Just find something that tickles your fancy and go at it!
>>13539042i spent an hour writing a fapfic once instead of fapping
>>13539062I can't wait to talk about how she got all the best and worst episodeSHIT
>>13539069i wasn't talking about you
>Gunstar Heroes MLP crossoverWelp, I think I've seen everything
>>13539067Damn, that's some good shit. Not that one anon, but thanks
>>13539074She has had some poor ones and some great ones.I enjoyed FPK and PoO.Her poorest episodes were MotFE and BC.
>>13539111Mirror of the Forest Everfreealternate ep title for Too Many Pink Horsies
>>13539067I'll see what I'll do then. I know of the request doc. Some of my requests are there. Thing is I don't feel ready for that. I mean if someone sees his request butchered by a faggot like me and then left like that because someone already did that idea they'd probably won't like it.I still see you as an inspiration Goat-sama
>>13539111We usually just call it Mmmystery
>>13539124But that was one of her best episodes
>>13539132except that ending
>>13539125Maybe if you draw a request it will inspire someone else to do it better.It's not the first time.
>>13539132That's not what it stands for anyway.
>>13539161Yeah, I just noticed after posting.
I was just looking through the last few threads.Y'all REALLY want Peaches to cross-dress? That seems kind of specific
>>13539171No. One guy wants peaches to cross dress and he's pushing it REALLY hard
>>13539125I doubt anybody's going to be too mad if you screw something up. You can always just go for it and see where you end up!And if you ever need anything, you can find me and I'll do my best to help.
>>13539177Everything I don't like is one guy
Beware the BCSThe bitch is crazy
Is derpibooru ded?
>>13539212Would you believe me if I said yes?
>>13539177Alright then. No big deal either way.I won't be able to write much until like Tuesday; guests in town until Monday and then catching up in class and allI found this today. Oldie but goody, or old and water-damaged?
Do ponies take leisure runs or do they reserve that for emergencies or predators?
>>13539232what are you writing faggot?
>>13539203It's true. MLPG isn't a few people with diverse interests, it's many people with specific interests
>>13539238>running of the leavesDYEWTS
>>13539089>Not Stardust Crusaders
>>13539242> what are you writing faggot> What, are you writing, faggot?> What, are you writing "Faggot"?> What are you, Writing Faggot?UhOne of those I guess
>>13539238the DYEWTSthe DYEWTSthe DYEWTS is on fire
>>13539238>Chickenbutt>Mind if I take a quick run outside first? It was an awfully long train ride and my legs could use a stretch.
>>13539238Horses like to play, and sometimes it involves running.
who the fuck is peaches
>>13539129Or just MMMMMMMMMMmoot seriously what the fuck is with all the numerical captchas
>>13539266everything ponified, even horses
>>13539275she's the best
>>13539275It's a quest character and someone wanted him to wear pretty dressesI guess it's just one guySorry, guy
>>13539290I haven't had one of those in forever
>>13539266That looks dangerous. Like, horses weigh a lot and a fall like that can cause some injuries due to the impact. Humans can get hurt from simple falls too.
>>13539291this might have worked better with Appajak
Guys, what's the name of that social insecurity where you think that everyone who's saying "oh man that's stupid" or "oh man fuck that guy" is referring to you if you happen to pass by and overhear it?
>>13539275A friendly sergal that MLPG killed and made into spaghetti.
>>13539290google is learning to read numbers, as practice for all those street addresses
>>13539301They keep showing up for me.It's about every other captcha.
>>13539301I've been getting them like 90% of the time for the past few days. Are you saying you've got a 4chan pass in a roundabout way?
>>13539316No, I mostly get word captchas, I think the last number captcha I got was two days ago
>>13539294beats the rest
>>13539329>in forever>2 days agotoo much time on 4chan
>>13539309rip in pieces
>>13539308All you need to know is they're definitely not speaking so candidly about you.
>>13539304DON'T YOU GOOGLY EYE MY MLPG
>>13539316Of course, I say that, refresh the captcha 10 times and don't get any. I must just be stupid and falling to confirmation bias since filling those in is a pain in the ass.
>>135393372 days IS forever in internet time
>>13539329Consider yourself luckyI run into 2 per post, on average
So, maniac paint, ever gonna finish a drawing?
>>13539308That's just looking for outer validation of what you already think about yourself.
>>13539350He's the JJ of humans.
Total slave to 24/7 shitposting!
Why aren't you writing something original?
How do you handle Pinkie at parties she hasn't Pinkie-planned?
>>13539317Could be. But isn't social anxiety supposed to hit you a lot harder?
>>13539359i have to sleep, you know
>>13539361I don't want to start a fad
>>13539361I did, it got 1000 views.Bronies don't like originality
>>13539367idk, i think it makes you alot more paranoid
>>13539363Who the hell invited her?
>>13539363You don't.Pinkie can't be handled in such a situation.
>>13539361Never be creative!
>>13539375So you're admitting you care more about being internetbronyfamous than you do about producing quality original work.
questionhow painful is o
some people like celestia because she's motherly and wisei only like her because she would be easier to cuddle than the other ponies.
>>13539391I would love Derpy forever.
>>13539391It's like having the most amazing sex of your life while your partner tries to literally chew your head off
Be creative, let your imagination run wild.Butterfly in the sky etc.
whoopsi meant overdosing
Magical Mystery Tour is one of my favorite episodes.
>>13539402I give a fuck.>Tfw no fuck to give sunbutt
>>13539410Extremely.Not a very high success rate depending on what you're planning to do it on.
>>13539412No such episode exists, Anonymous.
>>13539412Never heard of it.
>>13539390> it's more important to give quality work than recognition or social payoffYou realize that includes money, right?
>>13539402I do. I would cuddle that pony all day.
>>13539394I just like her, but prefer her sister.
>>13539426fuck mei just want a quick way to kill myself
>>13539390No, I'm admitting that I wrote my stuff and I'm not going to publish it because that'd mean that I'd have to translate it to english, do spellchecks re-read and everything.It's a lot of work.
>>13539433>getting money by writingYeah good luck with that
>>13539394>Can't into liking littler ponies>feels like proxy pedophilia>fap exclusively to allie way, luna, and fleur>but not cadence or celestia because they're shitty ponies>tfw
>>13539412Dammit, I meant cure.
>>13539394Those are both very good reasons.
>>13539433>Watterson>A selloutAnd then I knew the comic was being sarcastic
>>13539433Oh and are you getting paid for your forays into the realm of bronyshit? Is that a nice tidy income you're making?
>>13539450>Celestia>Not a fantastic Pony>Implying Allie Way and Fleur are goodGo.Kill.Yourself.
>>13539433>Money>from brony fanfictionGet realThe only furfags that make dosh are artists
>>13539470>plot device>better than backgrounderstop kel
>>13539459>implying either of those are good reasons and not autistic shitbrain reasonsFucking bronypanderer.
>>13539466> hur lel bronyshit why you dare like to write things people likeI'm not sure where you think you are, but I'm pretty certain it's in the middle of a fan board.If you think anyone here intends to produce 'quality' work to keep money on the table you are beyond autistic
>>13539473Popularity and actual payoff are not mutually exclusive. "Quality art" rarely if ever produces the money you require to live.
>>13539479>backgrounders>better than anyone>better than even SombraYou are retarded.
>>13539480Every reason to like celestia is an autistic shitbrain reasonThere's barely anything to like except for her design. Barely. Anything.
>>13539474I would follow that order without question!
>>13539470>not liking Allie Way and Fluer de LisI am sorry for your loss.>>13539480GASP YOU FOUND ME OUT
>30 trillion cookies47 trillion cookies more and I'll get lucky.
>>13539482Oh ok, so you're definitely doing it because you want to be internetbronyfamous. Got it.
>tfw ponies wouldnt like you if they met you
>>13539496you do that, I preen her wings.
>>13539497Nigga I like them but they aren't "good ponies". Definitely not better than any significant character.
>>13539505> you're doing it so people will like the things you also like, how dare youJesus, kid, you're gonna put your eye out with that edge.
But I like Celestia. She's good horse.
Anyone taking requests?
>>13539491Shitty ponies like sombra have negative personalityBackground ponies have zero personalityAny retard looking over discussion threads can find out about shitty poniesYou have to watch the show to discover the wonders of background poniesTherefore, you're more of a brony if you like shitty ponies than if you like background ponies.
>>13539517Daymare is alright
>>13539519>>>/mlp/drawthreadGo there. I'm sure someone will take your request.
>>13539517She's lovely. Sad we can't see more of her and luna.
>>13539496she liked your belly rub but won't admit how much.
>>13539517she is acceptable
>>13539506b-b-but friendship is magic
>>13539517meh. she's a 3/5 horse