Luna time, bitches.Old horse: >>13530561
I WOULD LOVE A DICK IN MY ASS
I love Luna.
>>13534261>EVERY THREAD UNTIL YOU LIKE IT
>>13534255One of these time the marker is going to get caught in the image swap glitch.
>>13534262I love Luna more.
>>13534272It did happen once already.Both pictures were the marker, posted simultaneously.
>>13534276BACK OFF FAGGOT SHE'S MINE
Choose your fateAlternative roll 1d12http://strawpoll.me/436786
>>13534258 >other HOW?
>>13534272Depending on where it was we'd at least know where the image swapped to for once.I always wonder what kind of commotion ensues when an image from /mlp/ swaps to another board.
>>13534287Why would anyone even have a d12
>>13534289Heinessen if you search by the marker's MD5. Maybe Google.
>>13534301>googling MLPGdear god
>>13534283No, I will always love Luna more that yiou can ever know. So fuck you, she is mine.
>>13534313And I will fuck her ass more than your momma could ever feel. So fuck you, I'm a dragon.
>>13534287>fluttershy was transformed into a fluttershyhow
>>13534315Thank god we'll never see any more of that shitty character.
>>13534320I wish I were a dragon
>>13534322check out the past yearwe're doing pretty good!
>>13534320>there is no Luna x dragon porn
>>13534331>tfw no flutterdragon
>>13534320Spike, your drunk, go to bed.
>>13534337FUCK YEAH DIVIDENDS
>>13534348You ain't the master of me
>>13534306Sub is the 2nd result and the archive is the 10thhmm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeJynJr3-SwYou slumber a cucumber
>>13534287>1. Fluttershy>2. Sergal>3. Professional slutwhoever combines these things will surely die
>>13534367Sub is 1st for me.
>>13534331>>13534346>>13534368>none of these have her fucking a 1963 23 window deluxe vw micro bus full of critters having sex while cheering her on.
>>13534379>watersports, rape, goreYeah, no.
Why didn't Princess Celestia just throw Discord's statue into a volcano?
>>13534388Good. Kill yourself.
>>13534393because she knew he could be saved eventually
>>13534393Because that wouldn't be magical or friendshipical.
>>13534393Because that isn't kosher.
>>13534393Pony does not kill.
>>13534393you know nothing of friendship
>>13534389>watersports, rape, goreI can't believe how hard my dick is right now
>>13534399But sending her own sister to the moon and turning Discord to stone was?
>>13534416You're fucked up, Rose
>>13534388Shining armor being microwaved on high for ten minutes while he turns into a permanently fountainficated drinking fountain as the princesses watch
>>13534416Rose please, not around the children
>>13534415How did you know.
>>13534398>>13534399>>13534402>>13534408>>13534415>all these repliesholyshit how can so many people be so retarded
>>13534433>permanentlypermanency is the worst fetish
Why is she so perfect /co/?
>>13534437Fuck you Dash, blue cunt.
>>13534437>everything has to be bait all the time>we can't risk actually talking about somethingkill yourself
>>13534443Because Lauren basted her off of her mother.
>>13534437>holy shit I fucking hate fun
>>13534416>Roseluck is normally a girl>until really horny>then a dick happens
Which pony faps to gnolls the most?Which pony thinks it's heresy?
>>13534416>a pretty little earth pony will never beg you to do unspeakable, evil things to her
How do I get Rainbow Dash to stop showing me her butt?
>>13534456>basted her off of her motherbasted?unf?
Hehehehe stupid goys.
>>13534462>Which pony thinks it's heresy?Applejack, always Applejack.
>>13534462Twilight because she uses weird fetishes to satiate the fact she's a virgin.
>implying this isn't bait.
>>13534461Man I wish I was like thatDicks are shit unless you're horny or pissing
>>13534437you all got caught
>>13534476I'm responding anyway
>>13534499You're in luck, the horseheart jerky is done drying.
>>13534469Said no one ever!
>>13534499Twilight can feed herself.
>>13534481I don't understandShe doesn't seem any more interested in showing me her butt yet
>>13534499pony is looking well-fed to me
>>13534487A little bit faster next time Dashie.
>Anon, Could you please start wearing clothes? I can see you have an erection every time we talk and it's quite awkward.
>>13534469she can't help itshe shows her butt to everyone
>>13534533But I do wear clothes.
>>13534533But you don't wear clothes, TwilightAnd you have an erection all the time
>>13534525purple needs to be fedred doesn'tthough she might like a little something something
>>13534499Yeah, sure, I have some nice cyanide-laced cake right here.
>>13534549red pony needs food badly
fluttershy is my waifu
>>13534533But you don't wear clothes twilight
>>13534533you're one to talkput your fucking tail down in public, goddamn
>>13534550But anon, cyanide is poisonous to pony.
>>13534553good for you?
>>13534510>horseheart jerkyIs that a thing?
>>13534536>Rainbow Dash will never shove her juicy thick pony rump in your face with, or withoiut your permission.
>>13534533It's part of my culture Twi! You should be more respectful of my people's culture!
>>13534553I'm so sorry for your lots.
>leth is ded and hats us from the beyond forever
>>13534553By all means Anon, by all means.
>>13534536But she keeps grinning tame while she shows me her buttI feel like she knows what she's doing
>>13534565Twilight isn't going to eat a cake with cyanide in it.
Can I be fed too?
>>13534588You know what we do to bugs 'round here?
>>13534588No, fuck you. I would sooner spend a week doing nothing but cuddling the most vile, rapey, autistic piece of edgy shit ever.
>>13534547>"No I don't!" I'm a mare!"
>>13534582>LethOh I'm sorry, is this 2011 again? I guess I thought it was 2011 again, and Leth was relevant.
>>13534598But she's right there
>>13534587Yes she will. She is too stupid to understand the concept of toxicity or poison.
>>13534613No anon, I don't think so.
I heard feeding and came immediately
What if pony was stuck on a huge mining ship 3 million years in the future because of going in stasis right before a dangerous cadmium 2 leak that killed the whole crew except for pony, the ship's AI and pony's pet cat?
>>13534643I'm not sure what that's a drawing of, but it's not a ponyA lizardman maybe
>>13534656echthat's not the pony I love
>Pony will never help you
>>13534660That is one cutiepie filly. Scootaloo is still better though.
>>13534660Why is she so perfect, /co/?
>>13534643pony would probably have very poor hygeine and not enough respect for his unfortunately dead but fortunately handsome and intelligent commanding officer
>>13534682Why do I pronounce "cutiepie" kinda like "pewdiepie"
>>13534680Pony needs to help herself, she's a mess
>>13534686Smeg off, Rimmer.
>>13534686rimmer pls go you're a vending machine repairman
>>13534689q t pie.pewdiepie is pronounced as "please die why the fuck did you make me think about that rich asshole."
>>13534698>>13534702reported for insubordination
What do you call a pony that loves you?Imaginary!
>>13534703>richI would have been fine living my life without being remnded that, thanks.
>>13534642Sorry, we ran out.
>>13534685Loli is perfectPony is perfectAppleBloom is double-perfect
>>13534719can I borrow some from you?
>>13534716lowest common denominator
>>13534730But changlings are incapable of love. If I give you some, you can never give it back.
>>13534726Loli should poni colt, sexually.>>13534745No oppai pls
>>13534737Yeah, that'd be some kind of...perpetual energy...production...Hang on, I've got to check a thing.
>>13534737But you'll grow it back!
>>13534745Should not want should not want should not want.
>>13534737By that logic, woman are incapable of loveHEYOOO!
>>13534755You ever read the giving tree? That guy was a dick. The whole thing was an abusive, one sided relationship.
>>13534750>No oppaiWow go be gay somewhere else.
>>13534753Have you never been to changeling school? Love entropy is like 2nd pupal stage stuff.
>>13534766That's because men don't want love in return.I'll let you figure out the rest.
>>13534752No anon, that's a blue flounder.
>>13534768Can I have your watermelon?
>>13534774Give her a hug.
>>13534773but it's also true that you can love someone inconditionately even though they give you extremely little quantities of love.Or pretending to love you.NOBODY LET THE BUGFAGS NEAR CHRYSALIS OR SHE'LL DESTROY THE WORLD
>loli without a flat chestwhat's the point
>>13534711I didn;t even have to hover over the spoiler to guess that one, so ha! Jokes on you!
>>13534796That's gonna be hard with those things on her chest
Why is pony wearing a skiing mask?BECAUSE SHE'S NOT SKIING
>>13534796>her right handOW
>>13534810She doesn't mind.
What if rumble was canon asexual
>>13534793No anon, that's auh
>>13534828I would offer to fondle him nonsexually
>>13534797Why do you think we kill them every time they show up? It's like WH40k where they kill anybody who doesn't follow the Emperor.
>>13534827Well i'll hug her if she insistsBut with her it'll be nonsexually.
>>13534790What's the point of enormous breasts if you can only touch and see a tiny part of them?
>>13534828Thank god he's notI'd kill myself
remember to feed your changelings dailya changeling isn't for christmas
>>13534588SUREI'VE GOT TWO WEEKS WORTH FOR YOU
Did somebody say post waifus?
>>13534850it also isn't for sexual
>>13534850A changeling is for eatingKeep it plump before harvest day or your diamond dog will be disappointed by the grisly meat
>>13534850>Feeding them watermelon.Racist.
>>13534828With all those bitches and horse around? How can any of them be that way.
>>13534858>Did somebody say post waifus?I wantto post Rainbow Dash.
>>13534858Waifu and husbando time, maybe?
>>13534790Whats wrong with their faces aaaaaaa
>>13534857Drone, stop that. You don't suck a watermelon so hard that the insides come out. There's no way you can break the rind like that.
>lost a job and got another one within an hourPony smiles upon me todayPony is also silly
>>13534858my waifu 4 laifu
>>13534878what job lostwhat job found
>>13534878Does your new job involve grooming ponies?
>>13534850What if you got a changeling for xmas? Personally, I'd be okay with having one and using it to dump all my sexual frustration upon.
I guess I can finally quit soda.
>>13534884delivery driver lostdishwasher at olive garden gained>>13534885nein
>>13534886i'd probably kill it for the safety of everyone around me
>>13534886Don't they spit and or ooze slime and junk?
>>13534892how lost jobhow aquire
>>13534888I can't read the bottle, what is it?
>>13534886I'd fuck it every day and cuddle it in the afterglow
>>13534883What is it?
September 14th or September 15th?
>>13534888I remember these.Chocolate mint water was surprisingly not terrible.
>>13534909Me too. I'd love and care for that endearing sex toy.
>>13534918I would drink the whole bottle.
>>13534891Don't laugh at this drawing. Lolicon is a disease. The artist is lucky he can draw at all.
>>13534917It isn't the 15th anywhere on the planet
>>13534917The 14th of September
>>13534903The expenses of keeping my car from not exploding was too much so I gave my two weeks two weeks agoSo after my last day my family went to olive garden so I went with because fuck yes free food and I inquired about a jobBam job aquired
>>13534917it's still the 14th. 11 am of the 14th to be exact.
>>13534926Unless you're in Asia.
>>13534930Second best timezone pls
>>13534910what are you, stupid?
>>13534931no it's notUTC is 8amnothing is more than 12 (or 13 with DST) hours off
Which pony would be most excited for GTA V? Is it Fluttershy? just let me know if it isn't fluttershy
>>1353491714th.Today is my 26th birthday.Yay me.
>>13534935I'm one hour away from first best timezoneI miss home
>>13534931NoIt's still the 14th everywhere in ANZ
oppai loli saytr sweetiebelle
>>13534944UmExcuse me?GTA V is for Sassaflash
>>13534883waitI recognise that face from /tg/years ago
>>13534928Great pone is proudyou shoudl feel proudremember to wear glove pone don't like raisin hands
I KNOW HOW TO TRAVEL TO EQUESTRIA>Make an alliance with Putin>Make traveling to Africa or impoverished countries illegal>Make sending aid to Africa or other impoverished countries illegal>Merge with Russia, Canada, Iceland and Greenland(whether they like it or not)>Use Stephen Harper to sign and announce a change to a gold/silver standard>He gets assasinated by the Federal Reserve like Kennedy>Pay Cuba to nuke Israel and bomb Rosthchild homes with no warning>Enact an immediate no fly zone in or out of The United Land (our new name) as we enact a systematic genocide against the Jews, mestizos, muslims, gays, and blacks in our new land (they wanted a holocaust? they got one)>With the Jews gone, we can bring our children up without MUH PRIDE and no "ME" generations, etc>By now, the world sees us as a threat>Side with Japan and allow dual citizenship with their people (must prove pure Japanese heritage)>Bomb Mexico and use it as our weapons and arms manufacturing country (along with Northern Canada and rural Russia)>Completely assrape South America, Africa, and The U.K. (sorry brethren, you're no longer white, you're muslim slaves)>Any smaller countries that haven't been conquered are forced to comply or be eradicated>Create a war between China and North Korea and let them duke it out>Destroy the winner after their resources post-war have been diminished>Pick off the remaining pieces of nip nong land(1/3)
>>13534960What the fuck is wrong with that person
>>13534958Big Satyrtosh's massive arms and massive horsecock
>>13534976He's getting millions of views for spending an hour or two to clean up
Pony regrets wasting the best years of her life.
>>13534970>ban anime>Use manpower of Russia's slavs to create TRAIL OF TEARS 2.0 of every non-white/non-japanese in the world, to move them to Australia>Close off Australia and and turn Indonesia into our shield from them (let them rot with the Abbos)>Take care of what's left of South America and make it a GIANT oxygen factory (rainforests fucking EVERYWHERE, NIGGA)>Sit back with Putin as we gaze upon our new world, Pangaea>Just as he sips his lemonade (alcohol and drugs are illegal in our new world) I shoot him in the back of the fucking head>REMOVE SLAVS FROM RUSSIA>Turn Russia into our giant fucking space travel land mass and create rockets and research of new planets>Travel to Mars, start colony with 5 Nordic Males, 5 Nordic Females, 5 Japanese males, and 5 Japanese Females>They mate and we study how humans develop born in space>Back on Earth we create new half-white half-asian humans>Slowly cover Mars in colonies>mine the planet for resources and create space stations orbiting Mars, aswell as creations of new rockets and shuttles>slowly move to the stars and inhabit new planets>develop interdimensional travel>get to Equestria, greet them with open arms>I am well over 2000 years old at this point thanks to advanced medicine and my exo-skeleton mecha suit>Converse with the princesses and relate stories of being old gods>My soldiers steal the elements of Harmony while I converse with the most powerful beings in this world(2/3)
>>13534964>pone is proudGlory to ponestokia
>>13534945HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU SICK SON OF A BITCHHAVE A HUGAND A PONY HUG.
>>13534986and wasting _$15 worth of ingredients
>>13534942I had forgotten. It's 4am and my brain isn't working quite right.
>>13534982Eww grossI only want to fuck a droneGirls are icky
>>13534990THAT PONY IS TOO SMALL
>>13534986That's not even funny thoughI would smite that person for doing that to a computer
>>13534982That's so brony it hurts.
>>13534990Thanks. I've been in MLPG for three years now. What am I doing with my life?
>>13534988>Return to my room in the castle for the night>soldiers bring me the elements in the night (I have told them they were merely expensive jewels)>Seduce Luna and have sex with her>Reluctantly murder her with the EOH melded into my mecha-suit>Murder the other sleeping princesses>Move all ponies in Equestria to one of our newly inhabited planets in Universe 1>Close the portal to avoid stronger enemies coming through>Erase all ponies' memories with my EOH>We greet them as aliens finding their planet>Since we can't produce offspring, we can all fuck to our heart's content>I am now close to death>The worlds look upon me as their GOD>I look down and kiss them goodnight>I fly my mecha suit back through the Galaxy, past Mars, past our first home, and with a tear in my eye, and a smile on my face, I fly directly into the sun, fucking Rainbow Dash the entire time>I blow my load inside her as we hit the sunGood night; and God Speed.(3/3)
>>13534961wow, I know literally nothing about that pony.>>13534916>>13534888holy fuck that shit is awful. worst 3 bucks i ever spent
>>13534982>>13535001What if it was a green Anon instead?
>>13534945Just a few more weeks until my 27th. Fuck me where has the time gone...
>>13534970>>13534988>>13535004Maximum jewslave>yes white man>the gold standard is good>racial purity makes sense>your race is superior>kill everyone>inbreed>the inferior japanese are your friends>even in death, we will make you suffer
>>13534996AND I SAY THAT PONY ISNT SMALL ENOUGH
>>13535005I know literally nothing about that pony.
>>13534997But it's a HP or something
>>13534961I know that ponyshe's in my basement
>>13535009fucking awesome! i'll take 20.
>>13535010YesGenderless pone or pone with a dick only
>>13535002same things we do,anonhave fun.
>>13534997He does recipes, too.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVxVfrfrzJo
>>13534989her eyesthey're so big
>>13535029I am not having fun.
>>13535024Let's get real here, the only difference between us and him is that he actually makes pictures.
>>13535017>>13535026Okay, here you go.
Was this ever discussed?http://www.derpibooru.org/425414
Is it me or does it really look like Luna's fucking legs look disturbing?
>>13535041that's silly, why are you here then?
>>13535033Holy shit the thumbnail looks delicious.
>>13535044It's called self-awareness. We aren't making them and posting them online.
>>13535029No, we have Stockholm syndrome.
>>13535044And posts them for all to see
>>13535044that and I don't own a sweet-ass snapback
>>13535045wonderful.Also by reading this you approve of the fact we're not hypocrites.
Whats with all these talks about young horses
>>13535055But we post about waifus.
>>13535044Well duhPictures is evidence. Also I have better taste in small horse. Also while I may fantasize, I know what a fantasy is. And I like to keep my fantasies private
>>13535052I'm here for the pony pornography.
>>13535048>the staff lying againnothing new here
>>13535044Waifuing is a disease.
>>13535055We make them, we just make separate green man versions for posting onlinethen you have mewball
>>13535075Post some please
>>13535052Does anyone even know any more?
>>13535083I am enjoying myself. That's why I'm here.
>>13535078oh I mean plany pony pornography
>>13535077Infatuation isnt a disease. Its an emotion.
>>13535048what is this in context to?also season 4 when
>>13535063We are allowed to do things and others can't because we are superior.
Oh my Dayum.
>>13534997He earned like $3k with that video thoughHe can buy 5 shitty laptops with that money
>>13535077>implying she doesn't live in my heart
>>13535080I think art of it is different depending on how you present it.
I want to kiss Dashie's cutie mark.
>>13535077>What you're feeling is called Inflation.
>>13535098Anon that's stupid. Your waifu doesn't live in your heartHell with your cholesterol levels, its a miracle you're HEART lives at all!
>>13535111>preston works on AT.png
>>13535111get out of here, tompreston on deviantart
>>13535122OOOOOH scrubbles watch out there man
>>13535127Best pony butt.
>>13535127That's terrible flying form, Rainbow Dash. You'll never get in to the Wonderbolts at this rate.
>>13535134>Implying she couldn't just butt her way in.
>>13535122Is funny, but also is grim reminder of serious problem facing many people.
>>13535140Draw mewball as a sergal thanks.
>>13535122Losing pounds of fat is easy.muscles are harder.
>>13535155Yes. We should maybe make something to make more people aware of itHow about a plaque!
>>13535127Why is Rainbow such a tease MLPG?
>>13535147Why does the Hub logo get to look then?
>>13535096Dude is funny as hell
So much Futalestia in this thread
>>13535188you gonna make some more or what?
>>13535167That's not cool, bro, you've gotta be sensitive when talking about something as serious as this. Have a heart.
>>13535192I was supposed to add a dick to this one but I haven't gotten around to it yet.
>>13535202g'night sassy pony
>>13535202I love that you've shortened your name, DottyIt's cuter
>>13535213Why would I draw a dick on it or why haven't I gotten around to it?
http://derpibooru.org/427367w-wowI don't think he'll fit more then the tip
>>13535217Why would you draw a dick on it.Futa is terrible.
>>13535222Because anon requested it.
>>13535218>not believing in DTthat's your problem.
>>13535217Please stop fueling these idiots dick obsession.
>>13535222You're talking to someone who regularly browses /d/
>>13535228Fuck that anon.I hope he steps on a lego.
>>13535228I approve. COuld you make it a huge futa? Hyper, perhaps?
>>13535217When you DO get around to it, can you give her a semi?Enough for it to be all the way out, but soft enough to contour to her leg.
>>13535238>not stepping on legosI've got thick leathery soles. I run on sharp pebbles, you pleb.
>>13535233Exactly. You should know that futa is completely oversaturated and no longer what people want.
>>13535231I believe in her, but I also believe just the tip is pretty fucking hot too
>>13535240>>13535243I was told to make it floppy and I don't particularly like Hyper.
Kissy. Changeling. Lips.
>>13535251A'ght no worries mate
>>13535251>I don't particularly like Hyper.
>>13535259I'm thinking of making more than one version. I could maybe draw a hyper version. It could be decent practice in exaggerating proportions.
>>13535251Good, I don't like hyper.I do like heavy cocks, though. Maybe if you get a chance you can do one of her standing up, fully "hard", but with her cock pointing straight down. Maybe asking anon for a hand~
Dash is such a chubby babby
drawing seriously is hardI promise I'll get better MLPGI'm saving this for the day when I can draw good so I can laugh at how shit I was
>HA HA TIME FOR PONY>ctrl+F Rarity>one result in the marker's filenameYou niggers suck
>>13535269MT draw Chubby Chrysalis.
>>13535280Rarity a slut pony.
>>13535280Enjoy your Rara, for now.Soon, it will be nothing but Twist.
>>13535269>>13535281I guess you could say that was adouble rainbow!
R63 Mini TuffsWith a stout cock
>>13535279Oh shit oh shit oh shit
>>13535285No she is pure maiden.
>>13535288Shut up Tan
>>13535280who cares about that pony
>>13535264nah mate I don't want you to do anything you're not comfortable with.
>>13535297>coachThey're on a bus together?
>>13535242The day I'll get a girlfriend I'll have sex in public places, holy places, public buildings and everywhere I can.
>>13535280Rara you say?
>>13535303Nah Rarity is training Anon to cuddle better
>>13535289how did the dorf thing end up,scrubbles?
>>13535295please learn how to make celestia less creepy.
>tfw no motivation to lift anymore
>>13535267That sound pretty attractive. I'll consider it. I have trouble just drawing things though, request it again if I forget.>>13535301Honestly the problem isn't being uncomfortable, I don't personally find it attractive but I don't think it's gross or anything. Really the only thing for me that would be off limits would be Scat and like gore, but gore mostly just because it sounds like too much work.
>>13535307So much Unf.
Slim. Rarity. Buttocks.
Transformation and Hypnotism scares me a bit
>>13535282and more tuffsshe a qt
>>13535324afraid you're gonna enjoy it too much or something?
>>13535324Those are some of my strongest fetishes
>>13535323Thick, pony, rump.
>>13535312But I was only being faithful to the show.
>>13535307Rarara should be more vampire
>>13535313LIFT AND LIVESTOP AND DIE
>>13535327That, I don't really like having fun or enjoying things too much.Also that I like being human and like being in control of myself.
>>13535333Trips confirmVampire Rara would be too much unf for me to handle
>>13535310Gave up on it, like the rest of my long list of failures. No one really seemed to be all that interested in it, anyway
>>13535333I wonder if Luna lent her the bat cape.
Pony wants to be lewd.
Wheres the hole?
>>13535305is there any more secret ones?
>>13535354>fingers in mouthWhy is this so hot?
>>13535347I would gladly be her loyal minion
>>13535354too fucking badpony is not for lewd
Alright, which one of you was it?
I want to sex this pony
>>13535361Because of intimacy and trust.
>>13535364This would be me, even if she wasn't a vampire.
>>13535348>long list of failureswell, that's reallyDwarfing all the effort you put into it!
>>13535305I hate this old joke so much but goddamn the song is so fucking great.
>>13535354I love that pictureShe just looks so satisfied and distracted
>>13535358truly the greatest question of our time
>>13535361Because a pony's body temperature is around 100 degrees!
>>13535374oh god this is so true.It's like cuddles and listening to someone's heartbeatHnng.
>>13535328>anon doses you with magic and turns you in to the little pony>hypnotizes you with belly rubs and ear scratches
>>13535307>that everythingI can't contain my thrusts
>>13535373Too badThe last person who sexed her spent all of her.
>>13535361If pony sucked on my fingers it would blow my mind.
>>13535358>>13535382>plushie makers have to show this angle from now on to say: THERE'S NO SEX HOLE
>>13535385Do you like it when they appreciate the other and want to make them feel good because they care about them?
>>13535361Do you really need to ask?
>>13535389All of my unf, that would be the dream
>>13535389>kill anon later because now i will never be able to give pony ear scratches>i liked my fucking hands>pay twilight in sexual favors to turn me back into a human>tell her that the old me was a tall, handsome, muscular, talented artist
>>13535382>>13535358>lyra buttsmlpg stop it
>>13535404no anon, I haven't been in love since I was 14 and I'd gladly like to be again but at the moment I can't really get into it and as such I am not a philophile.I do crave human contact though.
>>13535409>receive skill with no effort>don't care about it or respect it
>>13535367I'm so confused.
>>13535409>twilight looks at you funny and says " sure">genetic memory activated, you're reverted to your old self>but she overdoes it and you're turned 14 again
>>13535374>>13535385>>13535395I think it is something to do with the trust involved, also it's kind of controlling in a way. Don't suppose anybodies got any more of it?
>>13535407but was that always your dream or is that just want anon wants you to think!?
>>13535432>you will never rub your face on that buttIt hurts to exist
>>13535405I want to understand it anon, it's too unf for me to not know why
>>13535433Have you ever suckled on someone's hand? It's great.
>>13535417Just go to a brothel.
>>13535438maybe YOU won't
>>13535446>cuddling a whorefuck no.Fuck no.
>>13535431>rape twilight sparkle
>>13535450Maybe it's for the bestI might get excited and give her a hole
>>13535434It doesn't matter, I'd be unf city either way
Quick, I need a Twist!
>>13535452I wonder how the whore would feel about that.
It's gotten to the point where I would fuck someone wearing a well made lyra fursuit regardless of gender
>Pony likes to be your pet>Spends hours sitting on your lap>She sucks your fingers while she does
so I read through Renne quest again for the hell of itdo you think LK would ever tell us about the other possible endings? I kinda want to know what could have happened
>>13535446Not him, but I thought about prostitution. Couldn't do it. Not because it's "morally wrong" or any of that, but I can't like it unless the girl wants it and is respectful. A whore is just doing it as a job. It's the difference of buying food from a restaurant versus going to someone's house and they cook something for you.
>>13535459What is that thing?
>>13535463>Human is creeped out by an intelligent creature with no dignity>Puts pony outside and goes drinking with griffon bros
>>13535467ask him on his blogI bet he'd answer
>>13535456>is areMT pls
>>13535462You'd fuck a girl?Gross
>>13535472>griffon bro wants to keep you as a pet>keeps sticking his claws in your mouth
>>13535460About being cuddled, or about anon not wanting to cuddle?
>>13535460something along the lines of "oh god not one of those virgins again".It's a job, it's quick. You're just making it worse for her.
>>13535463That would be weird. Pony is not a pet, pony is equal.
>>13535442Once. It was the hottest thing. Especially how forceful it was
>>13535367>bottom left textWow
>>13535480Going to the brothel for the purpose of cuddling.
>>13535478>Wearing a Lyra fursuitDo you even read Anon? Who could resist that?
>>13535463Can I be that pony instead?
>>13535479>Anon and pony eat dinner next sunday>Kentucky fried griffon
>>13535497It's a lyra fursuit. It's probably sergal lyra. Or wolf lyra with rainbow wings. Or fat lyra.
>>13535491I think it has something to do that all humans suckle as a comfort as a child.
>>13535509I would all of those
>>13535496they probably would roll their eyes.What's worse is that you become infatuated with the whore because she cuddled you.And that's terrible.
>>13535497YeahBut you'd be fucking a vaginaBlood and babies come out from thereAnd god knows how many people have cum in it
>>13535510HOT YOUNG FILLIES! LEWD, CRUDE, AND HUNGRY FOR DUDES!IT'S FILLIES GONE WILD!
>>13535509>open fursuit Lyra's back hole used for yiffing>the smell of sweaty, unwashed ass emanates through>along with stale sex
>>13535500Tan, please. You know babies cannot eat whole item like an apple. Make her Apple Sauce.
>>13535525>the whole thing is just Twist trying to get laid but failing
>>13535516Possibly. There really needs to be more images of it, it's the hottest damn thing
>>13535497I've only seen one Lyra fursuit and it's not that goodyou should commission a good one
>lose job>sit around at 2am reading the Catdog wikipedia entry and making machine gun laser sounds with my mouthWhat am I doing with my life, MLPG?http://vocaroo.com/i/s0V8frLzduTx
What if changeling was moth
>>13535531>the Taco Bell in this town closes at midnight>only thing open right now is a Whataburger
>>13535541my liking for changeling was raised 100%.
>>13535539>so what do you do in your spare time anon?>i read about horrifying chimeras and pretend to fire lasers out of my mouthHUMANITY FUCK YEAH
>>13535537What! Why me?! I'm not made of dosh Anon, we should pool opur resources.
>>13535554What would cuddling and kissing her be like?
I'm drawing terrible fanon designs and you can't stop me.
>>13535539I wish I didn't have a job.
>>13535570Tan please stop.
I wish I was attractive and confidentI wish I had an attractive and loving wife
>>13535539I laughed. You should get help anyway.
I want to start a new quest of my very own!You were walking down a secluded path near the Everfree Forest when you came upon a very young filly.You were then promptly arrested for cumming upon a young filly.BAD END....Shit, I'm not very good at this.
>>13535569Bags of sand.
>>13535570That's not terrible at all.
>>13535579I wish I was the pretty mare
>>13535539I got a job todayHow does that make you feel
>>13535579>tfw inferior genetics>tfw should never breed
>>13535583Cum on the police or guard ponies.
>>13535583I do a perception check of my surrounding area.
>>13535570TANSTOP BEING A COMPLETE AND UTTER FAGGOT AND DRAW RARITY LIKE THIS
>>13535579I've learned that you'll find someone if you don't care about wanting anyone anymore
>>13535579yes, that's what most flutterfags hope foroh my god do you faggots ever talk about the show? It's only "oh I wish I- I wish I- Oh man it'd be great if-" just fucking talk about the goddamn show or contribute ,fuck.
>>13535591Oh man, wouldn't that just be the greatest thing ever?
>>13535592Indifferent.It's been two days since I lost my job, and I have an interview on Tuesday. Plus I just sold all my music/movies/vidya/books (no longer shall I need possessions, I am no longer a goy) and have money saved up, so I don't NEED a job for a few months if I so pleased
>>13535595>>13535579>tfw really good genetics except height>tfw will never breed because of no confidenceAlso because I'm gay
>>13535608>Plus I just sold all my music/movies/vidya/booksBut how do you fun
>>13535608>Plus I just sold all my music/movies/vidya/booksWhat the hell are you going to do with your life
>>13535579Why would anybody love you if you don't love yourself?
>>13535606>oh man it'd be great if this show was good so we'd have valid reasons to watch it besides escapism and addictionThat feel when
QUICKLYMAKE YOUR BEST EXPLOSIONY NOISEhttp://vocaroo.com/i/s1qMBmZJ9fz9
>>13535606It's 5amDon't expect quality this early
How do you manage without pony anon?
>>13535579Man, I feel nothing but casual indifference.
>>13535535Twist, I would be the man you need. The man who's ready and willing to take care of a young woman and is mature enough to explore herself and the world around her.
anyone know where i can get high res pics of cutie marks? i need them for a thing
>>13535567I thought we were going to pool to buy Jessy a Palette Swap fursuit with butt padding
>>13535616>>13535618Obviously he's going to make his own music/vidya/books
>>13535607>the amount of fetishes I could satisfyThough I'd still like it even if there was no sexual at all
>>13535632Have you seen her? She doesn't need butt padding.
>>13535622Stop projecting Anon. You know damn well I'm attractive, healthy, handsome, and make 300k a year.
>>13535634>making stuffAs ifNo one here actually does that
>>13535618>>13535616I got two 4terabyte external hard drives with everything loaded onto one of them so far.I'm in a band, so my only possessions are my guitars/amps/cords/etc, my laptop/externals and my clothes.I'm an adult now, so I'm over vidya. The only nerdy thing I indulge in is MLPG. It's my secret guilty pleasure.
>>13535638A little more never hurt anon
GUYS WHERE CAN I FIND IMAGES OF THINGS IF I TYPE THEM INTO AN IMAGE SEARCH.
>>13535645But you're also a furry, so something went wrong somewhere.
>>13535655Good night best princess.
>>13535651Same.Except I shoot things for fun too. Hunting is fun and delicious.
>>13535651>I'm an adult now, so I'm over vidya.My dad is going to be 40 next month and he plays the shit out of d2 and starcraft stillGet a better excuse
>>13535651>I'm an adult now, so I'm over vidya.
>>13535624it did last time. I don't think there's even a difference between day and night threads anymoregood threads just pop out at random
>>13535655GoodnightTry not to cry yourself to sleep over how alone you are
>>13535651>I'm an adult now, so I'm over vidya.That's the most idiotic thing I've seen in weels
>>13535668You're an adult and you draw ponies. :^)
>>13535606Calm down, anon.Listen, all I'm saying is that we should all commit suicide and see if that takes us to Equestria.
>>13535651>vidya>nerdyWhile I sometimes wish this were true, it isn't.
>>13535651>I'm an adult now, so I'm over vidya.>>>/g/>>>/e/>>>/t/>>>/out/
>>13535496Getting a bit late, isn't it?
>>13535661FIRST YOU HAVE TO BE PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE INSTEAD OF UNDERSTANDING THAT PEOPLE POST HERE TO TALK NOT GET IMAGES
>>13535651>over vidyaEven silent hill 2 and all those beautiful gems?
>>13535673Good thing I get enjoyment out of keeping to myself.
>>13535680Personally, I would dive off the highest tower I could find just so I could feel like I'm flying for a few seconds before I die. I'm sure to roll a pegasus that way!
>>13535651I hope you're planning to back your files up anon.
>>13535632all I want is to hug somebody in a well made pony fursuit
>>13535666I WANT A GUN. SO BAD.>>13535668>>13535667>>13535675>>13535685>>13535686>>13535696That's great for you guys. Everybody likes their own things. You could say that my being in a band isn't very adult too I guess. Hobbies are like opinions.
>>13535680but I'm living a fun life.
>>13535703How do you roll a unicorn?
>>13535703Do I have to die while doing a magic trick to become a unicorn?
>>13535677I illustrate miniature equines, it's completely different.
>>13535710>wanting a gunpony would be sad and ashamed.
>>13535714die hit by a lightning.
>>13535705>two 4 terabyte external hard drivesThere's a reason I got two. And If I lose some media files, who cares. Not the end of the world
>>13535710>guns are cool but vydia and being in a band is for kidsAnon your logic is flawed
>>13535668Tex draw Applejack and Texanon snuggled together on a couch in the winter wearing bulky clothing and scarves and eating peanuts while they vidya together.Bonus points for additional family members or ponies.
>>13535718But Rose drew that.
>>13535651You should go play Arcanum,Earthbound,Dwarf Fortress,Planescape Torment,Aroura and A.D.O.MThey can run on a laptop.Possibly even SS2 and Deus Ex.
>>13535726How do you keep getting my number?!
>>13535721Whose booty is that, that's shaking, baking, booty quaking?
>>13535724>implyingMe and pony become shootan buddies.
>>13535736I'm allowed to post other peoples' art, I think.
>>13535740>dwarf fortress>run on a laptopbarely
>>13535708>all I want is to hug somebody in a... fursuitCongratulations shinji, you have graduated from ponyfag and demoted to furfag.E621 has so many neat things for you to look up, like unbirthing, vore, and transformation. Enjoy your slow descent into madness, faggot.
>>13535743Pony doesn't like killing things or things that can be used to kill.Celestia takes your weapon and banishes you to the everfree forest.
>>13535747>posting other people's artHOW COULD YOU
>>13535755but transformation is literally the god fetish
>>13535747I think that person would think that the newfags would confuse her stuff with yours.
>>13535758What a horrible finger you have.
>>13535760fuck that, if pony is kicking me out they're not taking my gun
>>13535740>Dwarf Fortress>doesn't like vidya>recommend one of the most unituative, user unfriendly, new player discouraging games ever created I love the game, but thats like trying to get someone who doesnt like cheese to eat Limburger
>>13535740>Arcanum>Planescape TormentYou are now and forever will be my nigga.
>>13535740Am I being detained, officer?
>>13535758That will just anger her anon. She's coming for you first now.
>>13535766>newfagswrong place to use that word,friend.
>>13535762I once traced somebody's art to add to the big pile of Pacific Rim images being made when the movie came out and EVERYBODY was up my ass about it
>>13535771What are you going to do about it? Shoot pony?!
>>13535755>not wanting to hug this
>>13535760Celestia does not approve of you spouting lies about her actions.
>>13535740Oh yeah and Doom, get Brutal mod and download Zandronum.It comes packed with Doomseeker too, I won't say that the servers are completely dead but there are currently 3 well alive servers at this hour.I'd say the best time to play would be from 8 AM - 11PM>>13535752Well it runs fine on my piece of shit PC (hopefully I'll be getting a new one soon).>>13535772There's mod but I really don't know why people call it unintuitive, it's like listening to "planetside vets" saying that the lag was SOOOOO bad even though it was just kinda annoying.It only took around 10 minutes to know the shortcuts and such and how to get set up.
>>13535758>"HEY ANON! CAN YOU HEAR ME!? I THINK YOUR PHONE IS BUSTED! YOU NEVER RETURN MY CALLS! OLLY OLLY OXEN FREE!"
>>13535760But fluttershy killed fish and fed them to other animals, and the guards carry spearsYour supreme pacifist pony headcanon is retarded. War is a concept to the,.
>>13535794OLLY OLLY OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>13535794I'm getting a restraining order
>>13535794What an annoying pony, I sure hope she dies very soon, and quietly.
>>13535790I want what the outside seems to convey, but I know what lies beneth and do not want that at all.To me its the tactile version of biting into a chocolate covered cherry and the cherry is rancid
>>13535805>caring about invertebrates>implying spears aren't used to intimidate
>>13535794GOD DAMMIT PINKIE IT'S 5 AM!
>>13535794The resulting avalanche killed thousands.
>>13535793And that's even without the handy-dandy flowcharts to success.
>>13535788No, that would be a waste of bullets.Stab pony.
>>13535794PINKIES PIE YOU LEAVE MY OXEN ALONE!
>>13535740And T.O.M.Edon't forget Tome
>>13535794Fuck you, and fuck your friends.
I'm posting an OC pony
what a sweetie
>>13535816This seems like something pinkie would do often.
>>13535794Your parent didn't do a good job in teaching you manners, don't they?
>>13535793Oh and get Hexen and Heretic too, they can definitely run on a laptop.If you want an idea on how modern ARPGs should be, those two games will definitely give you an idea.Although it's mostly an FPS with melee weapons if you can just imagine with RPG stats and actual story and with a bigger map then it would be the best ARPG ever.
>>13535815I dont think you know what an invertebrate is....
>>13535815>things that can be used to killCelestia is welcome to stay any timeon my dinner plate
>>13535823I don't see a problem with this.
>>13535812but anon a room that nice can't be inhabited by a neckbeard
>>13535823I feel so casual having never been able to get into dorf fortress. But holy fuck does it make the simplest shit difficult.
>>13535823>all this shit to play a goddamn video gameTHIS.THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE.This is why I stopped playing video games when I turned 19. I'm glad to say I haven't played anything for 4 years
>>13535832>"Pssst!">"....">"Psssssssst! Anon! You asleep.">".....well not NOW.">"Good, you're awake then! Lets play video games!">"Pinkie how did yo ueven get in my house?"
>>13535855Pussy.Don't want to play your dwarf brain simulator?
>>13535840anon you are not sergalyou do not eat your enemies. you make silly drawings of them and post them on /pol/.
>>13535855That isn't to play the game silly, that's just to get a militia up and running.Not everything has to be done to Farmville level of simple just so the average person can get a go at it
>>13535829How about a nice slice of pizza pony?
>>13535855>using dorf fort as a frame of reference
>MLPG talking about Dwarf Fortress>MLPG still on about sergalshas mlpg played the sergal mod for DF?
>>13535868>iphone display on an androidYou didn't even try
>>13535823I don't know much about Dwarf Fortress, but it make Minecraft look totally non-autistic.
>>13535855Dwarf fortress is the most complex and contrived game, and it's technically still in beta.Anon, this is not the fucking trend. Calm your shit.
>>13535884Why is there a Sergal mod for Dwarf Fortress?
>>13535871I am now.SQUAWK SQUAWKGIVE ME YOUR FUCKIN FRENCH FRIES OR I'LL SHIT ON YOUR POSSESSIONS SQUAWK
>>13535886That's because Minecraft is babby tier shit compared to dorfs.
>"Anon is a jerk, but I'll teach him... I'm gonna sneak in his house when he's asleep and queef on him!"
>>13535855>This is why I stopped playing video games when I turned 19.Whats wrong? Shit get too hard for you? Baby want his bottle? His big dirt bottle?
>>13535885I didn't want to open up photoshop to edit a gif just to make a silly joke
>>13535902Because for a while a few years ago, /tg/ was into Sergals
>>13535886To be fair, Dwarf Fort is the most complicated piece of crap ever developed by a single person outside of FATAL, maybe, and can work without crashing most computers... unless you hit lava or have a breeding pair of cats.
>>13535886Minecraft is playing with blocksDwarf fortress is about playing with rocks
>>13535855It's dorf fort you stupid piece of shit. The average game is more dumbed down than it was years ago.
>>13535914and now MLPG is /tg/ a few years agoin a week we'll be complaining about slivers
>>13535906You should get Rainbow Dash to sit on my face instead, that would really show me a thing or two.
>>13535815>>13535919>>13535835I thought you said the worms to feed the bird,sorry.also fishes don't talk.
>>13535888So now you know I have a Samsung?Okay. Good job?
>>13535926>and now MLPG is /tg/ a few years agoOh oh, let me40k A SHIT! STOP POSTING IT EVERWHERE!4E? MORE LIKE 4SHIT-E!KOBOLDS ARE CUTE!LETS FUCK EVERYTHING AND MAKE DEMI-HUMANS!HUMANITY FUCK YEAH!
>>13535941neither do ponies with duct tape around their snouts
>>13535941They shoo be do be do too.
PONY JUST STOLE YOUR LEGENDARY ARTIFACT!AND SHE SAID YOUR FORT DESIGN IS SHIT
>>13535912I'd look smashing with sunglasses.
>>13535915my favorite giant monster kill in DF was when my swarm of about 80 puppies all attacked an ogre who was charging my front gate at oncethey couldn't do any damage but in the futile attempts the ogre made at picking off 80 tiny barking puppies ended up exhausting it to the point where it fell over into a nearby pond and lost conciousness, then proceeding to drownnot a single puppy was harmed and they all climbed out of the pond and went back to whatever they were doing before
>>13535941>also fishes don't talk.>invertebrates
>>13535790>implying I wouldn't spend a day chilling out with that guy
>>13535958SHE SAID WHATI WORKED HARD ON THOSE DESIGNS
>>13535952holy shit we actually areold /tg/ pls go back to tgchan. but leave weaver. weaver can stay.
>>13535958She should steal some eye brows
>>13535972>not spend a day chilling in that guy
>>13535981that's gay, anonymous
>>13535962Somebody has to draw this.
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON HEREI JUST WANT PONIES
>>13535958FUCK YOU TOO PONY
>>13535975ok let me do /tg/ todaySTOP POSTING FUCKING QUESTS!FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!40K A SHIT STOP POSTING IT EVERWHERE!
>>13535958>steal my artifacts but that's a .png
>>13535984It's not as gay as spending a day with the guy chilling in you instead
>>13535962And this is what makes Dwarf Fort great. Puppy Defense Force.
>>13535990YOU'VE GOT TO CATCH HER FIRST
>>13535962I could honestly see that happening in a fantasy book or a major motion picture
>>13535990What do you mean you "want ponies"?
>>13535990LOOK AT ALL THESE PONIESI WONDER WHO IS BEST
>>13535994Sounds like all of 4chan, just a different flavor.
>>13535997I'd rather play videogames and hug occasionallyno dick
>>13535996Pls scrubbing bubblespls
>>13536004dash is a very little pony
>>13536005RarityFollowed by Sweetie who isn't there and then Twilight Luna and Celesti sharing the same spot
>>13536011What if he begs for a little bit of dick?
>>13536005Shouldn't they just be normal sailors?Pirates are bad.
>>13536014>imageThis is really hot
>>13536005the tall one
>>13536005I love how Captain Celestia has that "I'm gonna fuck a cabin boy tonight." look.
Put your hand down your pants and rub your taintNow smell it, anon.What does it smell like?
>>13536017I want to put pony in my pocket.
>>13536004Go post it on your shitty tumblr, slut.
>>13536027corrupted/evil ponies are always hot
>>13536019he doesn't seem like that kind of guy
>>13536004The show is called My Little Pony. Those are his ponies and he wants them now.
>>13536019Anon pls, you've been hanging around pantyanon and hotglueanon for too longpinkieanon is not for sexual
>>13536024>sailing for a decadent and collapsing empireDo you even freedom of the seas
>>13536032is taint a pony reproductive organ, or are you too dumb to just call it an anus?
>>13536018A wise choice.SHE IS NOW YOURS.
i miss my old tripcode
>>13536032shame and failure
>>13535994>>13535952my experience with /tg/ a few years ago was pretty much the oppositecutebolds had an enormous backlash40k was the order of the day and made up nearly half the threadsthere was still a lot of xenophilia though>>13535994they definitely did hate quests after RQ "brought that furry shit in there"
>>13536048it's the area between the balls and the anus
>>13536037But where are my ponies?
>>13536049AW YISSTIME FOR hugs and then asking her if she want's to do something togheter. Maybe a little walk in the park. Or maybe we should go to one of Ponyville's lake for a swim.
YOU CAN HAVE PONY AND PONY WILL LOVE YOUBUT YOU HAVE TO FIGHT A LITTLE GIRL THAT ALSO WANTS PONY. TO THE DEATH.
>>13536071SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST LEONARD
>>13536032Um...yeast I thinkIck.R
>>13536071Coudlnt I justI dunno, share the pony?Or just push her over?
>>13536057MLPG thinks /tg/ is tgchan, where every other person has a rain silves body pillow and the daily special is furfag stew.
>>13536069She wants you to fuck her raw anon
>>13536071I would easily destroy a little girl, that isn't even a challenge.
>>13536087that would have to be a very large body pillow
>>13536077I claim these two ponies thenThey are mine and whomever objects must duel meI choose the game
>>13536086No, it has to be to the death. Do you want to risk the chance of a rival knocking up your waifu?
>>13536092if you gained a pony for every little girl you destroyed, would you ever stop collecting ponies?
>>13536087correction: mlpg has been slowly turning into tgchan since forever>/q/>/qt/
>"Ya'll ready for round 2, anon?"
>>13536071>implying I wouldn't crush her fucking neck in with a smile
>>13536032I haven't washed my self since december of 2011My underarm hair has this weird crust on itI'll leave to your imagination what my taint smells like
>>13536096If you're challenging us to duels, shouldn't we have the choice of weapon?
>>13536098She's just a little girlWhats she going to do? Stab me to death my sleep?
>>13536100One pony is all I need. As long as it's a blue pony.
If mlpg is /tg/ then what do you guys think of the new mahreen book?I'm glad templars got shuffled back into vanilla.
>>13536096TOO LATE DARK SOULS GOGOGO.
>>13536112Weapons depend on a game>>13536119FUCK I HAVEN'T GOTTEN TO THIS ONE YET
>>13536106What am I looking at?
>>13536114She'll impregnate your waifu behind your back.
>>13536110Fuck you, Pinkie.
>>13536118I must be a little out of the loop, last one I remember was a Tau book
>>13536118I don't follow 40k because I don't like new codices coming around and fucking over my moneysink army every few monthsthe last time i looked at mtg was dragons mazei am full casual
>>13536106That wasn't my file...
>>13536095I'm pretty sure sergals are pony sized anon
sergal wants to watch an episode of FiM with youwhat episode do you show sergal
>>13536147I don't know who that is.
>>13536141Well on one board someone is explaining why the posted an AJ.You probably got someone banned and derailed an entire thread.
>>13536146I'm okay with that, because it means very big ponies
>>13536126Play it fagget http://i.imgur.com/2Bx8OH7.jpg
>>13536147The one where I stab it in the neck because there's a 7ft tall wolf-man thingy in my room.
>>13536154well anon I'm glad you asked
This is the MLPG for which I yearn.A reckless frenzy of horsefuckery without regard for whom we might be permanently damaging by doing so.
>>13536157Is that even how it works?What if two of the same picture just gets posted and the other anon isn't aware?
>>13536162sergal is hurt (emotionally) and runs into your bathroom, sobbingsergal locks the door and refuses to come out
>>13536161It's one of those things that I want to but it's one of many that I doAlso this penny is shiny
>>13536175No Anon!It's a CANADIAN penny!
>>13536172"Sergal? You okay in there?""GO AWAY"
>>13536163Enlighten me, Anon.
>>13536172My door has been broken for well over a year, I can just push the door down.
>>13536161I hated the PvP. Only played single player and really liked the existential setting.
>>13536183Wolf-raptor-people hybrids with violence fetishes that were adopted by people thinking they were edgy and dark.
>>13536187Sergal runs past you and locks itself in your room
>>13536191The only reason I can't stand PvP is everyone fishes for backstabs and my lag means it's unavoidable.I should just invade and run away like a silly bitch.
>>13536194I always saw them as wolf/shark/bird hybrids
Well anyway, I should probably fucking get back to work. So long MLPG.
>>13536197My locks don't work. I've been just shoving doors open for years now.This thing isn't very bright.
>>13536201make silly gimmick builds so that way you won't feel bad if you diehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gd4JnDKGj_Y
>>13536197Climb in through the window from the fire escape, stealthily
>>13536136There's been Tau and after Tau there was Eldar (as well as a supplement to CSM).Now there's marines.Behold the shiny new unit GW is convinced you want in your army.
>>13536210sergal has trust issues and is upset that you aren't respecting its personal space
>>13536183>creator's fluffSergals are fluffy aliens living in a resource poor world with the intelligence of teenage humans. They're not all bad people, but they're very loyal to their leader, and most of them happen follow a batshit insane warlord. They can't stop fighting over inane bullshit. Sergals, regardless of allegiance, like to eat the corpses of their fallen foes. And you can't blame them, because they're all scrawny and starving.
*yiffs sergals butt*
>>13536197Break down the door with an axe!
sergal isn't even trying nowshe's just laying there, crying profusely
>>13536238FINISHING BLOWKNIFE TO THE FACE
Oh, is /tg/ here?
>>13536211I guess I can do that, but I love PvE Dex builds so much that is kinda physically pains me to suck so much at PvP lag is only a partial excuse
>>13536106sounds like /tg/ to me
>>13536242This is impossible because fuck graph theory
stop reporting my posts you pussies
>>13536242No this is /d/