Topic: Princesses being silly and cute n' cuddlyOld grumpy horse >>13525836
Total slave!
PRINCESS SEX! PRINCESS SEX!
>>13530614if you keep posting it, it'll start to be funny
>>13530623stop yelling that
>>13530599but what about the other thread that's still up?
Does that include Twilight?
>>13530599>Luna is practically titte
>>13530614
when was this image from
But anon Your cock is hers, she owns it now and she even likes to duplicate your cock, which means twice the sensation and have her and rarity use it at the same time
>>13530635that princess a shitshe was shit before she became princess
>>13530561But Princesses are not allowed to be silly or cute, they are far too important for that.And to cuddle with them you have to go through the proper departments and bureaucratic channels in order to be added onto the waiting list for consideration. If you pass consideration you are added to the actual waiting list for cuddling with a random Princess, who are only allowed to cuddle at pre specified dates twice a month and only one to a cuddle session.
>>13530638Everytime someone posts a MSOB humanization I puke a bit into my mouth
>>13530632NO
ACTUAL THREAD>>13525869>>13525869>>13525869>>13525869>>13525869>>13525869
>>13530683Your waifu is a slllllllut
>>13530667Sometimes princesses have a day off and want to be just silly ole cute things
All of the princesses are here! And Twily is too!
>>13530644i don't get it
>>13530694>he didn't delete it when no one went there
>>13530707Blasphemer! Such a thing would be truly scandalous if true!
>>13530656The Scruffening, when /mlp/'s janitors started cracking down on r34, crotchtits/ass threads, shit like that.The actual artist came in and asked if he could include Marker. If I remember correctly he got like two people who said "whatever."
>>13530694We're already marked. No point recycling now.
>>13530694>not understanding a marked threadHow new are ya?>inb4 recycling which is only episode day
>>13530656autism. anytime from present day to Equestria Girls. I don't see any bat ponies.
pone will have sex with you on the condition that you put this on first
>>13529935>>13529935>>13529935Taco Quest happening!
COCKS BALLS AND HORSESHOES
>>13530656>mfw i remember fluffy ponies were a thing
>>13530743who fucking cares
APLEJORK!
>>1353069410 points for devotion. -6.87 for faggotrie
>Luna Micro is the last oneNot new news. They said long ago that it has only 10 issues. Hell originally only 6 micros were planed.>Yes it is the last micro, for the foreseeable future. We've got something new and fun coming in January though. I'll let that solicit hit next month and then talk about it more then!I wonder what it is. The good news is that it isn't Equestria Girls so there's thatI'm really curious
>>13530663that just sounds troublesome
>>135307506 months ago?
>still no Button's MilfGOD DAMN IT TIARA, GET IT TOGETHER
I got a package today MLPG
>>13530730A more accurate version of it would have had Marker Pony in the background either laughing at all this shit or not giving a fuck.
>>13530767Unicorns: no sense of right or wrong
>>13530761Link?
>>13530794It looks beat up, good thing dragon dildos can take a beating.
>>13530801like i said, autism.
>>13530794a-are you gonna make a mess of it?
>>13530801mlpg was on the chopping block as much as a lot of the other generals werenot that we wouldn't have fucked off somewhere else like our own site but you know what I mean
>>13530801Yeah, probably.I don't think anything happened to the satyr threads either, but they're in there too.I guess the guy just wanted as many ponies as he could stick in there, or something.
>>13530745SHE'S A WHORE, YES A WHORE
>>13530833>mlpg was on the chopping blockthat's not how I remember it
>>13530833>mlpg was on the chopping block as much as a lot of the other generals wereNo it wasn't We were in no danger. Hell a lot of people here were agreeing with the janitor and the new rules. The only rule most here found unfair was the satyr removal.
>>13530833why the fuck didnt we get booted outthere's no point in this thread anyways
>>13530833That's not true.The threads targeted were almost entirely lewd (Crosstits/Milky Way, ass threads) or rather blatantly offtopic (drinking threads).
>>13530834I think the point is that it was being drawn BEFORE they decided which generals they were going to get rid of
>>13530804>So Rarity, where'd you put your copy of Anon's dick?>It's been wedged deep in my anus for 6 hours! What about you?>I'm keeping it in the lab in a bucket of cold water! It's an experiment to see how long it takes to shrink it down to raisin size!
Let's see what's inside, Rainbow Dash.
>>13530859fuck off /pol/
>>13530833Not reallyAt least, not nearly as much as any of the threads that actually got bannedPeople just didn't post porn as much for a while, but the imgur script even negates that mostly
>>13530842>>>/mlpg.co/rarity
>>13530863>The only rule most here found unfair was the satyr removal.But it's barely FIM related.
>>13530808http://boards.idwpublishing.com/3/viewtopic.php?p=351964#p351964
>>13530893Thank you
>>13530887>implying I don't perpetually keep that open in another tab
>>13530882CMC CAPE
>>13530888It's still somewhat FiM related tough. And it was SFW. I honestly hate satyrs but really there's no reason to not be on /mlp/
>>13530561>Princesses being silly and cute n' cuddlyYou think this is a motherfucking game?Pic Related.
>>13530767What's going to be troublesome is when she attaches your cock to Rainbowdash and let her fuck a bunch of random griffins with it or when she decides to alter its form
oh, i found it
>>13530912The thing that separates satyr shit and fluffy shit is the fact that one was outright gore.
>>13530599I just finished Dead Space today and after almost 3 years I get it!
>>13530912>And it was SFWWeeeell... all the lewd pictures got linked offsite, anyway.And the stories are allowed to get dirty, though they kind of rarely do.
Looks like some kind of fabric...
Do you remember?
>>13530926On the one hand this is fucking awesome.On the other they probably had random hipster douchebags trying to reenact those scenes with them all day long
>>13530599I'm shaking with anticipation
>>13530959looks like dumb fabric
>>13530959You bought a CMC cape? maximimal autism
>>13530959Just a boring cape?Cum on dash
>>13530938I'll never understand this.Why would you ever want to transform Rarity into anything else?She's so perfect.
>>13530935>This entire line of thoughthttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRYWgaErSk8
>>13530938why does she have poop in her mouth
Would you be her valentine?
I found the perfect captcha for father's day
>>13530960APPLEJACK CONFIRMED FOR BRAWL
Oh great the Twifufags are out again, fantasizing about her mindraping them for all eternity
>>13530938I enjoy this way too muchIf the art was just a bit better it would be amazing
>>13530750Sometimes I fear the scars will never fadealso, you just know that somewhere, in some dark corner of the internet, it still is
>>13530978>>13530975>>13530900Close, but no cigar.
>>13531011smash a shit series
HONK HONK
>>13531027brae?
>>13531027fuck off pantyanon
>>13530988>ClannadThe only good thing about that show is Botan.
>>13531027I want to see this on you.
>>13531004Big yoshi nose, generic OC design, shitno
>>13531017this isn't mindrape, this is physical rape
>>13531030What a tiresome pony.
>>13531004What the hell kind of question is that
>>13531027fuck off you piece of shit traps are disgusting
>>13531027Where are you ever going to wear this other than your house?
>>13531030I heard you the first time, stop shouting
>>13531028Nah. First two were good.
>>13531048a perfectly reasonable one
>>13531027Oh, the waist capes! Those things were adorable.
>>13531027Is that you, pantyanon?I still suggest cumming on dash
>>13531067its always been a shit seris
>>13531046>>13531058
>>13530959YOU BOUGHT THE CORSET?YOU ACTUALLY DID IT?
Any new horse boners, MLPG?
>>13531069It's not reasonable at all.I mean, asking ME if I want to be HER valentine?C'mon, you're pulling my leg.
>>13531013deadpool, pls
>>13531080You seem berry upset, Anon.
>>13531027UNFSession when?
>>13531109but what's your answer
helpi think i'm addicted to hiding
>>13531127Are you telling me it's not completely obvious?How else could I possibly respond?ya
>>13531138I enjoy thing
>>13531146yea, i like punching my dates, and nobody else will bite
pantyanon plshttp://i.imgur.com/jaqeY1k.gif
>posting awful brony OC
>>13531150is she in the actual show? That's impossible
>>13531146Aren't the ponies too old for prom?
>>13531150you just made a horse very happy
>>13531027fuck off back to your thread
>>13531173I don't see any here.
>>13531176She was in that brony documentary animation
>>13531146I'm getting sick of all the fetish stuff that just uses Poison Joke as straight-up phlebotnium that just does whatever the fuck fetish they want it to do, as opposed to what it actually does, which is whatever's funny.I mean, c'mon, what's wrong with them actually inflating themselves the regular way or something? It's not like fetish porn requires suspension of disbelief or some shit, you're just gettin goff.
>>13531176Paintpon isn't in the show, that's a fanmade video
>>13531055when the opportunity arrives>>13531093yes>>13531122maybe later tonight>>13531189i'll go back to my thread on /unf/ now...
>>13531186not as happy as I amI would love and cherish a horse as pretty as that for as long as I could
>>13531195ok, background ponies are always ugly, so i was just wondering
>mfw cumming without using my handsYou should try it mlpg.A master of the no-hand improves unfing capability no less than by 120% making him an anon not to be taken lightly.
>>13531214reported for being a faggot
>>13531214Wait!Is the stack worth it?
>Are you sure you don't need any help with the bleeding, Scootaloo?
FRIDAY NIGHT MOTHERFUCKERSBACK FROM CRUISIN FOR LITTLE PASTEL HORSES
>>13531243>Reporting faggotsDO YOU WANT TO KILL MLPG?THERE'S GOING TO BE NO-ONE LEFT TO POST
>>13531180Ponies still have proms sometimes for fun just to keep everyone on their toes
>>13531196You know I wonder. Does the Poison Joke has a single effect or is it one of multiple possible results that still fit the situation that is. I mean if AJ went trough a poison joke field would she become tiny again or have something else that still would be funny?
>>13531249
>>13531186and a horse just made me very happy
>>13531252>there are still people who think all of mlpg is gayhohohohoho
>>13531265I'm 2 months old and what is this
I miss plushie unboxings instead
>>13531278>not being gayfaggot
>>13531287ill unbox red when she gets here
>>13531301he doesn't look very cheerful at all, he looks anxious
>>13531214Can you please stop posting personal pictures in the My Little Pony General?
>>13531301
>>13531303who did you commission?
I want to have a threesome with Hotglueanon and PantyAnon
>>13531303No Rarara yet?
>>13531288I only like gay sex when it is straight guys having sex.
>>13531321appledew
>>13531261It's probably different everytime.It would seem a little far fetched to think that a pony would be saddled with one effect their whole life.Then again, cutie marks exist and are for life so who knows.
>>13531329Me first, faggot. Or at least share and don't take both for yourself.
>>13531303more sweetiehips when?
>>13531114
>>13531287Do you remember her?
>>13531317
>>13531350It's all or nothingWhoever has the biggest dick gets to fuck them
>>13531317nah, nahshe needs a different reaction
>>13531367the last plushie unboxing I remember was that anon with the very big batpone plush
http://i.imgur.com/rFqerTF.jpgI'll stop now
>>13531343oh shit nigga it's gon be cute
>>13531373
>>13531367that plushie socks
>>13531392actually fuck off to the sub thread
>>13531392you're a literal retard
>>13531374I'll take you up on that, Anon.
>>13531406she's stitched from the best
>>13531392you're probably the worst trap I have ever seen
>>13531374>>13531416>Anons compare dicks>Turns into frotting>Turns into a foursome
>tfw no drawfriends taking requests
>>13531329But we're both subby(I think), anon. Can you handle two guys at once?>>13531350Actually, this could work out.>>13531374>>13531416w-well I would just suck you both off either way
>>13531430>>>/mlp/drawthread
>>13531427you should have seen some of the people i've met on a few MMOs
>>13531402
>>13531437I thought you said you were leaving
>>13531430They're out there anon, waiting, silently watching for even so much as a whisper.
pinkiepus
>>13531451I'm not pantyanon
>>13531448
>>13530666Satan pls
>>13531464well you should leave anyway
>>13531459
>>13531445Pffthahahaha
You know, when you stop to think about it, Twilight has a very meaningful nameAfter all, she sure is dim!
>>13531447his ass is too manly as well as his armsits really gross
>>13531430I will after I eat
>>13531451Jeez anonLearn how to identify our male sluts
>>13531468I'd pork that anthro-pony thing.
>Luna gets torn in half with a chainsaw,>Perfectly fine in the next scene,I know she's an Alicorn, but would you call bullshit on that?
>>13531468>deformed hands
>>13531473No thanks, I like it here.It's warmAnd stickyAnd all over the place
>>13531493Why would she be torn in half with a chainsaw?
>>13531459I prefer tako-belle.
>>13531470
>>13531493being an alicorn wouldnt keep her from dying to that
>>13531493I wouldn't be that surprised if any pony did that, reallyYou just need to lick the torn edges of the marshmallow and press them together for a while
>>13531476What is she saying sorry for?
>>13531479he wanted "drawfriends" taking requests, and there's a whole thread of them outside.
>>13531493>luna gets torn in half>two lunas regrow, one from each half
>>13531504Because she's bad at Resident Evil 4.
Has anyone drawn pony nibbling on a tail dock yet?
>>13531511I prefer pizza hut and taco-belle
What if Larry hotglued a My Little Human toy?
>>13531468
>>13531526but there's nothing called resident evil 4 in mlp
>>13531301Full picture please
tex
>>13531532yeshere you go
>>13531535>Pizza Pony in a tacoPepperbronies will be mad
>>13531542
>>13531479Sure it's half terrible posters but what thread isn'tThey actually take requests and can be decent at it
>>13531523That makes your post no less silly, surely only the desperate go there.
>>13531535http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUgnQdBEiz8
>>13531562I like that full pictureThe "matching" Rarity one too
I'd give hotglueanon a facialI also am hotglueanon
>>13531522dropping on Anon's monitor while he's playing a scary game
>>13531574>>13531535http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQ8ViYIeH04
>>13531520>human poses
I want to fuck 8"anon and PantyAnon and Hotglueanon and Gypsy
>>13531569But why? They take requests just like here. i just pointed him in where he could also get requests.
>>13531596I want Prince Blueblood to fuck me
>>13531554But that's old and not even good toppings
>>13531594
so many hidden posts and repliesso little time
I want to fuck rediv
name one good nonsexual camwhore in mlpgprotip: you cannot
>>13531543http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7v5wDVDpnc
>>13531626Too bad, she's taken.Taken a large chance
>>13531626me too
>>13531620>bragging about filters>wihout even posting a pony
UNF
Good NightHave a nice day tomorrow.
>>13531631Name a few good sexual onesplease
>>13531634pretty sure she said she had a medium
>>13531645there aren't any
>>13531633but that's not mlp
I'VE DREAMED OF A COOKIE CHAINSEND HELP
>>13531626GAYYou're not big enough for her, Anon. She needs me
>>13531650she has a small
>>13531249creepy stalker pone is best comic pone
I'm actually just waiting for someone else that said they were going to hotglue a vinyl figure tonight
>>13531663>implying she wouldn't fit three of us at once
>>13531671
>>13531640That's adorable
>>13531640Wut... *unf*
>>13531679Too bad he's taken with best princess
>>13531679>not FleetWouldMac.jpg
>>13531679she looks so god damn happy to be getting that plushie
>>13531684>wutDYEWTS?
>>13531626I want to fuck red ribbon
>>13531677>into her mouthI want to rub her anon filled belly
>>13531660Literally putting dash up on a pedestal, way to go Xieril.
Friiiiday night motherfuckers.IP: 68.232.162.224:27015Pass: bonbon
>>13531608Why would you want him to seduce you and totally do nothing but use you as his weird monkey whore?Even if you managed to get his favor, the furthest you could expect to go would end with you being nothing but arm candy by day and his personal sex toy by night
>>13531703I wonder what would happen if I joined
>>13531481I appreciate your jokes after all these years
I would ______ Anonymous pony, ________ly.
>>13531671>>13531679Old and busted.
>Mr. Cake is in severe denial about Mrs. Cake's adulterous lifestyle.alternatively >The Cake twins were born from in-vitro fertilization, and Mr. Cake is hiding his sterility out of shame.
>>13531660>filenamewhat class is Dash on a pedestal?My money's on Euclid
>>13531709Everyone would play tf2 with you
>>13531715I'd ____ a femanon ______ly
>>13531731>Mr. Cake is in severe denialU-UNFFor how long?Can I drain him?
>>13531713Oh sushYou're just Saiyan that!
I think our camwhores are the only people in the general I dislike.
With the micros finishing with the Luna comic and the promise of something new with the January solicts, what are you hoping to see in this new comic?I think it would be neat if they could have a bunch of issues each focusing on a different city we haven't seen much of in Canterlot. Slice of life focusing on a new set of characters with every issue and showing some of each cities spice off somehow.
>>13531740e-everyone at once?I'm not sure even I'M that lewd
>>13531754Something with griffons.
>>13531742Would you overfill her aching, bloated marecunt, nonsexually?
>>13531777>femanon's marecunt
>>13531754Married life with Cadence and Shining.And that regional idea I like. Maybe revisit some places they've been to, like Appleloosa.
>>13531754Not sure how I'd feel about new characters. Might spice things up a little, if they manage to get them as interesting and loved as the main 6 already are.I definitely want to see more adventure coming up if they're not doing micros anymore. It'd be a damn shame if we never had reason to pull out those maps they gave us.
>>13531716That pone is cute but I hate her hair, the style is too G3.5ish for meI much prefer brain damaged stalkerpone
>>13531772Fuck you you fucking bitch get out of here etc etc.
>>13531787You can relate, you're loose enough.
>>13531753We have more than one?
>>13531787Exactly. Would you?
>>13531787Rediv, small chance medium change or large chance?
>>13531787maybe femanon is a satyr
>>13531802
>>13531808She has a small chance, a medium seadragon, a bunch of random vibes and a buttplug
>>13531803We've had a few, yeah.Ballsanon and ponyfukr (or however you spell it) comes to mind.
>>13531749I love reading your jokes too Scrubbing Bubbles.
>>13531791That little Mac doll is still super cute
>>13531813And people say sentinal is creepy.
>>13531791Her hair without the bandages is equally stupid
>>13531835Go fuck yourself off a pier, taintshoes
>>13531813Dude that's creepy.
>>13531835She advertizes that information all the time on her tumblr.She says the chance isn't thick enough, so she wants a medium. She's never taken the seadragon. She wants Stubbs, but a smaller version
>>13531865need a hand therebecause wooper
>>13531854She looks kind of like a mad scientist, really
>>13531791And here I thought you had good taste.Fleetfoot is super cute. I can't pretend that she isn't
>>13531776Something following a foreign emissary for Equestria on visits to other nations could be cool.>>13531788So something like a drama in comic form?>>13531790That's what I was thinking. There's a lot of Equestria we haven't seen and I think it would be interesting to have it filled in.
>leth is playing as a loli wizard girl with too short skirt in pedofantasy14 right nowdisgusting
>>13531865Go on, let's here about how "IT GETS TIGHT AGAIN(eventually maybe but probably not because I use two dildos at once every night)"
>>13531703hey freedomanon, I got xonotic to work and I joined the lowest pinging server which is the seattle smokehouse
>>13531903HEAR damn it
>>13531896I wasn't aware it was possible to play as anything else in pedofantasy14.
>>13531835>>13531860Why is that creepy?
>>13531893Maybe a drama, but I was more thinking of a slice-of-life kind of thing, except set in the Crystal Kingdom.Granted, the idea would only really take up a couple of pages like an addendum to an issue, so the idea might not hold much weight.
Guys, this is looking like fucking /soc/ right now.
>>13531868>She says the chance isn't thick enough, so she wants a mediumWhy doesn't she just go fuck a horseshe's unfil for human sex
>>13531903what's the point in trying to insult something to fuck that you won't ever fuck?
We still TF2IP: 68.232.162.224:27015Pass: bonbon>>13531909THUMBS UP BRO
>>13531937We're sad she'll never fuck us.>>13531903TWO at once?Gibe link of proof now
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fX4yhDeW6mQ
>>13531932Really? That can't be! I only see one dick!You
>>13531932But does it matter? It's MLPG, we can talk about whatever we want, because that's what we do.
>>13531955
>>13531932why the fuck do you think i'm hiding so many fucking postsit's getting insufferable
A medium chance isn't even that thickAnd she'd never be able to take the whole length up her cunt
>>13531968Gee, Bill...
>>13531968My penis moved.Rediv really stimulates my extreme insertion fetish, but then I remember how ugly she is.
>>13531930SA and Cadence are probably too important in the show to be continuously used in a separate series anyway.I think the idea could work if they maybe had a kid and there were a few other characters established for them to bounce off of.
>>13531927there will always be prudes in the world
>>13531927I take that back.
>>13531997she's really cute though
>>13532003I swear to god Hops looks just like this guy I work with.I know it's not him, but it's fucking uncanny.
>>13531990>not that thick>6.4 inches>thicker than 99% of man>small chance>7 usable inches>longer than most men
>>13532003I can't help but dawww at that tiny dog one.
>>13532025hey its bad math anon again
>>13532016Rediv,please. Not from what I have seen.
>>13532017is it near portland OR? i am pretty sure thats where dovne lives
>>13531997>then I remember how ugly she isnot very
>>13532002>Shiny and Cadence have a kidYeah, let's not touch the Crystal Empire for a while.
>>13532025>7 usable inches>longer than most menhaha oh wow that's fucking small anon.
>>13532016do you have any pictures?
>>13532059>Only 15% of men have a penis longer than 7 inches when erect.
>>13532072R-really?Oh wow.Only the 15%That's fucking awesome man
>>13532055There's got to be someway to make that concept work that isn't awful, right?Pony is making tons of money, so if the seasons keep coming along then they'll get there eventually.
>>13532047No.Like I said, I know for a fact it's not him, but it's just too weird.The guys is really, really, gay and flamboyant too.
i need new episodes
>>13532002Thing is that Hasbro still calls the shots. So they will want to make them use some of the main characters because you know, they're the main image of FiM.Honestly I loved the micros and would have liked if they kept doing that. Expand a bit. Like using secondary characters with the main characters. Or rather just use secondary characters. Like what if we took the antagonists, like The Flim Flams, Diamond Dogs, Trixie and all of that, put them in a cafe and each told a small thing that happened to them in a issue. Trixie could tell about a show in Manehatten, The Flim Flams about their latest attempt to sell a invention of theirs, Iron Will about his last client.Really at this point I don't know what they really could do because I honestly don't think Hasbro will let them go willy nilly with new characters and ideas.
>>13532096They need more characters in the CE other than the royals. Sadly, Sombra's dead, because they really had some potential with his creeping, lingering influence.
>>135321182 months 9 daysish
>>13532016>Hairy arms>excessively large vagina( can't feel a thing )>No chin at all, only neck fat>One breast bigger than the other>small tits>likes worst princess>lesbianWhat the hell anon
>Rediv's fat, hairy, smelly butt.
>>13532072>Not being in the 15%Jeez AnonHow pathetic can you be?
>>13532131Iron Will wasn't an antagonist.
Well, looks like that guy isn't going to show, guess there won't be any new hotglue for me tonight.
>>13532157Whatever you get the idea.
>>13532148except all of that is false anon
>>13532002>SA and Cadence are probably too important in the showYeah, just like how they.......uh.......
>>13532168oh yes? I've seen it. Now you prove me wrong,rediv.
>>13532171Got more episodes and screen time than Celestia and Luna?
>>13532168rediv pls
>>13532182That's a horrible thing,but yes.
Pony wants to show you somethinghttp://i.imgur.com/LC9R2Hi.jpg
>>13532178I've met her in real life.
>>13532199It's pretty.
http://i.imgur.com/VUtnon6.png
>>13532199Proceed with fucking pony
>>13532148>excessively large vagina( can't feel a thing )Would help if you didn't gave a pencil dick, Anon
>>13532148>One breast bigger than the otherHaha, what?
>>13532224I'm thicker then the small chance at least
>>13532224I'm sure that you have a dick as thick as two large dildos,anon.
>>13532233It's in her tumblr. I can't be bothered to search for that, it's pretty new.
>>13532202>record-scratchWait, what?
http://i.imgur.com/AATVCAx.gif
>>13532234>4.5"Not something to be that proud of>>13532237>4.5" and a small vibeYeah I probably do
>>13532233apparently no one knows how anatomy worksevery female's breasts are uneven
>>13532199Interesting ponutI'd like to give it a lick
>>13532252I'm sure he's saying he went to bronecone.
>>13532259I'm told the right one is usually bigger because that's where the heart is.If a woman's left breast is bigger than her right it means she's evil.
>tfw part of the 9%>with 5"
>>13532259>breasts are supposed to be uneven!>teeth aren't supposed to be bleached white!you crack me up
>>13532259>every yah no red
>>13532284how do you even control your circumference without tailor gear
>>13532285>>13532288confirmed for never being with a women
What does MLPG do on Friday nights?Apparently everyone just dicks around!
>>13532284It's really embarrassing how thin some dicks areEspecially when you go from porn and jerking off your own to fucking guys
>>13532259>Every woman should have ugly tits because mine are ugly.
>>13532309
I just know I'm going to go to sleep and miss the guy that was going to cum on that Lyra vinyl
>>13532285Before humans started eating grain like a bunch of fucking horses we could go lifetimes without brushing our teeth, and they'd just get really yellowWe only find white attractive because it shows that you can afford a combination of abrasive toothpaste and a low carb diet.
>>13532284>>13532314>implying I was talking thickness
>>13532316rediv has really nice tits.
>>13532319>tfw paleo diet is impractical>tfw population too large
Shit nigga. We got popularfags now.IP: 68.232.162.224:27015Pass: bonbon
Why are you guys so anal about dick thickness/lengthyou think that a girl will look at your junk and say "yeah I'd love to have sex with you, take off your clothes"?Why don't you just stop posting about dicks and go outside to get some ?Oh wait.you're too insecure to go outside
but where's the ponies?
>>13532342Trying to play FPS games on a shitty thinkpad is sufferingFuck you /g/ these have the least responsive keyboards and mice ever
>>13532329Nobody has seen rediv's tits,anon. DOn't make a fool of yourself.
>>13532347I post pictures of my dick on the internet and it gets me laid
>>13532350in my basement
>>13532347>stop posting about dicks>stop thinking about dicks>everlol no
>>13532347Me and my friend got into a fight earlier today and I had to walk 8 miles homeit was kinda fun
wow
>>13532351>Blaming the keyboardI think it's more the fact that you're playing vidya on a laptopA business laptop
>>13531703>>13531943>>13532342>three times in the hourthis is why you keep getting us accused of spamming the server.Once or twice PER THREAD is fine.
Rainbow Dash just asked you to go to the junior prom with herBecause it's not cool to go alone obviously
>>13530673I get a boner.
>>13532350I have some anon, fear not>>13532366Bad anon, I told you ponies are not for basements
>>13532379Suck ony my ten prehensile dicks you dirty slutI'm going to eat all your friends and make their hearts into pizza if you don't
>>13532416What are you doing?
On the topic of possible micro-comics, you can have one regional set in Appleloosa, maybe focusing on Little Strongheart and another kid resident of the town, bringing back a sort of star-crossed lovers kind of thing, re-igniting tensions between the buffalo tribes and the townsfolk.Lampshade it heavily. "This won't end well" and all that. Overdramatic acting. And the kids end up with broken bones, in beds next to each other in the local infirmary.
>>13532411Can you post that one gif of that pony being cute
>>13532347>Why don't you just stop posting about dicks and go outside to get some ?I'm bad at picking up women, but at least I know how to engage them.Picking up guys is completely foreign to me. Like, I have no idea how to engage a guy sexually or romantically. I wish I continued to repress my sexuality because I know I'm never going to find a nice, sweet, loving guy who will guide me through my first guy on guy experience.
>>13532411You only say that now because we broke the ponies out of your basement.
I AM YOUR PONY WAIFU!
>>13532461I think that you're rather unique.
Anyone else laughing at all these humies with their tiny cocks?
>>13532445Is that a trick question anon? All the ponies are cute!Unless you mean Sassaflash in which case anon already posted it here >>13532350
>>13532416bonbon, friend eating is against the tenth obamarific convention of 2035. you are hereby arrested by the authority of god emperor cyborg reagan. you have a right to post this to facebook, everything you have ever said can and will be used against you. resistance will result in a comprehensive synergized proprietary strike solution team being leveled against your country's semi-quarterly profit margin.
>>13532451this one?
>>13532411>pony is not for basements>pony will never visit your house and play Dungeons & Dragons with you and your other friends in your kick-ass basement with the minifridge full of DP and the Gamecube and the posters and the lava lamps>pony will never invite all of pony's pony friends for a SSBM tournamentwhat cruel god is he that consigns me to exist on such a plane
>>13532472I find it hilariously cute
>>13532472Yaha, I bet they don't even get up to 3 inches.
Pony wants you to know that she doesn't want perfect, only your best. You are allowed to mess up and have fun.
>>13532490>anon lied>pony visits your house and wants to play D&D 4E
>>13532504They're no match to my massive 5" monster.
>>13532512I say the same to pony.Thanks, Celestia.
>>13532472>>13532502>>13532504>>13532519So tell me, how long can you all last before cumming?5? 10 seconds maybe?
>>13532504Brae please, you know I've always been bigger then you, even when we were foals
>>13532445> >>13532487
>>13532515But anon, I wanted to play ironclaw.
>>13532515>4EFuck that pony.
>>13532537Yes, all of them.
>>13532515>4ePony I don't have those books. Let's play 2e instead, and get ruined by bugbears.Or fire up the Shadow over Mystara cabinet.
MLPG hits new low
>>13532548TWELVE
>>13532515That sounds like fun pony, but our group doesn't run 4e.The system we use most of the time is a lot faster in combat so you don't have to wait around for your turn so much, want to give it a shot?I'm sure we could roll with a 4e game next if that's what you really want, but it's just not what we usually do.
SEE WAHT YOU DIDYOU MADE REDIV RUN AWAYSHE'S PROBABLY FITTING ALL HER TOYS IN HER HUGE PUSSY WHILE CRYING BECAUSE OF YOU GUYS
>>13532568Oooh, this one can go for miles!I bet all the pretty mares are aching for a turn.
>>13532461No kidding
So if japanese furries make better art and have less drama than western furries, then the japanese ponyfags are probably superior to us, right?They talk about the show and make stunning pictures, right?Tell me now before I learn japanese
>>13532599>no kiddingHeh
>>13532490>pony D&D>pony finds the fact you play a game about magic hilarious>does not stop teasing you about having no real magic of your own>you get fed up and throw dice at ponyNo anon it is probably for the best
>>13532579You are my nigga.
>>13532548Depends on who I'm with.AJ knows how to suck a mean cock
How to pick up a girl1. Girl must be receptive, with arms out to the sides2. Place hands in holding position, either under shoulders or wrapped around waist3. Lower your center of gravity and bend your legs4. Holding girl steady with hands and arms, proceed to lift with the knees5. With girl in picked-up position, proceed to cave
>>13532579I've only played 3.5 but I'm pretty sure my dm was making up most of the rules anyway
>>13532601somebody post "it's just a watermelon"
Why would Anon get showered in affection if he went to Equestria?
>>13532614Eugh...
>>13532601Pretty much yeah.They don't have to deal with any of the bullshit we do so they're still fine with using memes and shit like the banana joke.
>>13532599I love your surprised Dash sketches
>>13532515Does pony play Essentials characters?
>>13532625
>>13532626seriously that fucking pony toy head
>>13532633
>>13532612>anon gets mad>goes to twilight and learns magic>twilight tells him that human souls can't learn pony magic because they have no friendship or connection with the world>anon has to become devoutly religious and serve a god to be able to use magic>anon puts on his fedora and walks out>goes back to D&D
>>13532626what the fuck
>>13532515>you'll never play Call of Cthulhu with ankhbutt and scarfdoge
>>13531492Me too. I bet she's cute during it.
>>>/qt/
>>13532601JAPANESE PONIES ARE FOLDED OVER FIVE MILLION TIMES AND CAN CUT THROUGH SOLID STEEL LIKE BUTTER
>>13532626that's real fuckin' stupid.
>>13531590
>>13532641
>>13532654>Anon becomes a warlock making contracts with demons in return for magical power>This is actually significantly less cool in a world where magic is every day>Anon is now a lawyer
>>13532666But can they cut through butter?
>>13532663So enthusiastic.I bet she likes it when you grab her butt.
>>13532622He wouldn't. He would fuck everything in sight, nobody would understand why and they'd try to isolate him.
>>13532680YES.
>>13532657>>13532668It sort of makes sense if you can read it.I don't feel like posting the translated doujin right now, though.
>>13532677
>>13532654>not worshipping the Lawful horse version of Pelorsucks to suckinb4 people say Celestia isn't a goddess. Just saying: if she's not, she's close
>>13532678>local demons are really fucking lame>the most powerful one gave him the ability to summon spaghetti
>>13532666But can they see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
>>13532677unf
>>13532619what?
>>13532694
>>13532695but evil is so much cooler
>>13532695PELORTHE BURNING HATE
>>13532695>implying Pelor is really "good"
>>13532695But no one worships Celestia.
>>13532713
>>13532718>>13532720hahahahayou guys
>>13532695>Celestia the burning hate
>>13532442That could work, but they seemed pretty okay with each other after OaB.
>>13532712>Fucking pinkie only plays as oddjob>We're not even playing goldeneye
>>13532666Fun fact: The whole "Japanese folded steel makes the metal stronger and sharper" image of the katana, is actually a crock of shit.The Japanese created the process of folding steel, because the ore they used to make weapons was shitty, low-quality and weak. The only way they could make it strong enough to actually make a sword was to fold it over hundreds of times - and they still had to spend a bunch of time sharpening and maintaining it after almost every use.
why are there lewd words all over the place
What if you could Ponybend
>>13532725
>>13532733They actually folded it around 8 times, and if they folded it 100 times it would make the steel somewhat more pudding like than steel like.
>>13532695Bahamut > Pelor
>>13532721well now somebody does>Anon visits Canterlot Palace to see Celestia.>"Ah, Anonymous! Good to see you're enjoying life in my kingdom. Twilight tells me you wanted to talk about magic?">Anon bows at her feet and hums, "Oooooooooooommm...."
>>13532733It's impressive in how they made it workable, but yeah, it's nothing like, Damascus steel.
>>13532738Because someone is posting all my favourite pi-HEY LOOK I WAS IN >>13532735
>>13532733Everyone knows this by nowpeople should know that unless you train with a katana and know how to use it right, you're gonna break that brittle piece of shit very quickly.katanas are shit melee weapons for a zombie apocalypse
>not being in love with your favorite ponyI seriously hope you guys don't do this.
>>13532744It would be amazing
>>13532728
>>13532768don't give me that brah, I totally am
>>13532199Why would pony want to show me that?
>>13532745that's cute as fuck
>>13532757>she gets really awkward>"That's... very kind of you? Well. Perhaps my assistant can help you instead?">she's gone so fast you could swear she teleported
>>13532766Shit, a replica katana is probably more effective for hack and slashTREMBLE BEFORE MY STAINLESS STEEL, IT KNOWS NO BLEMISH
>>13532768I don't love
>feeding a squirrel and a bird>onlookers taking picturesI looked so gay
>>13532770I don't understandWhat happened a few hours prior?
>>13532756>Home Plane>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mount_Celestiahuh.
>>13532758I always wondered what would have happened if European soldiers in the Middle Ages had made it to Japan.>"What the fuck is that armor they're wearing made of?">"Is that... metal?!">"They have enough metal to make armor like THAT?!">"Ohhh fuuuuuuck...!"
>pelor>katanas>furry smutIT'S LIKE I'M REALLY ON /tg/!
Requests that may or may not be done, give them to me.
>>13532761i was in >>13532625, >>13532677, >>13532713 and this one
>>13532766>>13532787>not using a claymoreHighland or Basket-Hilt - both were pretty solid weapons.
>>13532792I'm sure you looked very sweet
>>13532803Diamond Tiara crying over her broken tiara
>>13532803bugbutt sitting on fluttershy's face
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2cMjeSvZSs
>>13532803either this >>13532805 or this >>13532745
>>13532805Oh wow. I'm impressed.
Hey guys can I play with you if my character is a lawful evil cutebold rogue
>>13532803That's enthusiastic
>>13532815>Light armor>Two handed sword>Bow and arrow>Self preservation is for faggots
>>13532800All we need now is a thri-kreen dump.
>>13532803pinkie pie stomping grapes
>>13532827only if you make friends with the chaotic neutral cutebold sorceror
>>13532803Draw Anon, cleric of CelestiaCelestia is behind him, trying to convince him to please come back inside and change out of that silly outfit
Oh my gooooood
>>13532826also this one and many more
>>13532834
>>13532815Fuck that shit.Halberds and spears are best weapon.Give me one of those and a dagger for when the enemy gets passed the tip and I'm okaySwords are low tier
>>13532836get your disgusting fetishes out of here
>>13532684She probably likes everything. Finally bags a fuck man and wants to try it all.
>you will never be a pony this silly
>>13532850Holy shit that is adorable
>>13532855I am pretty sure that a whip that is constantly on fire is a very very bad idea for a weapon.
>>13532851wait,wait... you're EA ain't cha you sneaky little devil
>>13532827mine is a neutral evil half-sergal half-dragon wolf shaman so uhyeah
>>13532815Basket hilt claymores just look wrong to meI'm way too used to the classic cross guard lookI's probably take the basket hilt thoughI like my fingers
>>13532856why use a spear when you can use a tridentit's got triple the stabbing power
>>13532856Well, yeah, they are. I thought we were talking about swords, though.
>>13532860what? no, I meant reminiscent of Dionysus and parties, not fetishes
>>13532873i'm not
>>13532850That's great. Is it being sold or was it commissioned?
>>13532872it's more for misdirection and showmanship than anything else
>>13532862Unf.I'd pop that girl's anal cherry.
>>13532877It can also be used to disarm fairly easily.
I ship spike and flare.
>>13532881yeah, sure you did.weirdo.
>>13532873He can't be. That's me.
>>13532770>all my favorite ponies to fuck is here>and AJ too!
>>13532799>Repel the foreign dogs!>FOR THE EMPEROR! BANZAI!>Spanish steel blade slices clean through his katana>RUN AWAY!!!
>>13532877Fuck that, halberd master race>disarming, hooking, stabbing, chopping>possibly hammering
>>13532850Is that Bubbles peaking out in back?
POW POW POWIP: 68.232.162.224:27015Pass: bonbon
>>13532894stop being a butt, not everything is fetish anon
>>13532881>Dionysus>not fetisheschoose one
>>13532909It's based on a scene from Double Rainboom so yes that's Bubbles there.
>>13532913yeah, sure.just don't go popping erections to the thought of Pinkie squishing fruit around me, okay?
>>13532908>>13532909oh
>>13532913>he says, posting a fetish image
>>13532907>>13532877Look up an old Chinese polearm called a Ge.Also, the Ji - the Chinese Halberd, which is what you got when someone decided to stick that and a spear together.
>>13532906>implying bushido wasn't constructed during WWII to convince the Japanese troops to reach levels of obedience bordering on blind zealotry.
>>13532887I'd just have fun and enjoy the fact she is happy.
>>13532924>Scene from Double Rainboomdropped
>>13532926But I wasn't and I never willbody parts that touch the ground are too weird for me
Would you?
>>13532856>Fucking implying
>>13532649Now draw Rainbow Dash surprised at being cummed inside
>>13532936Well I mean I'd do that too.But I'd also pop her anal cherry. That plump behind is too good to pass up.
>>13532882>>13532899you two should date or something.
>>13532948
>>13532930but anon, pony being a pet is just cute and not fetishy at all
>>13532947who said she has to squish the fruit with her hooves?i bet you'd love to see grape juice dripping down Pinkie's grape-covered posterior, you freak!
>>13532974Geez PinkieYou really do need to lay off the moon pies
>>13532974STOP POSTING FETISHES YOU SICK FUCK
>>13532965Anal ain't my thing, happiness is. Nothing is hotter than enjoying the other and being respectful.
>>13532968Five shots and a little creativity?
I'm going to ruin your ass
>>13532974>cutenopony is not for pet
>>13532933But Bushido as a concept has been around since at least the Tokugawa period.
>>13532993>You will never pet a pony
>>13532990Not if I ruin yours first.
>>13532974I'd rub that plump, taunt tummy.
>>13532990again?
>>13533000second worst princess
>>13532990But why? I need that butt for stuff.
>>13532990http://derpibooru.org/354447o-okay
>>13532988So you're more into putting your hand to her cheek and watching her lean into it, enjoying the feel of your palm, just before you lean in to kiss her?
>>13532994It was reconstructed and romanticized, though, to make dying for the Emperor and your country more attractive. They did take quite a few notes from Chivalric traditions.
>>13533000Why would someone waste those materials, time, and skill?
http://i.imgur.com/N2T0ryO.jpg
>>13532988>philophilia
PONY ESCAPED!
>>13533029pony must dieit's the safest way
>>13532985that's the best ponka pic in a while, we need more of pinkie in 18th century dresses
>>13532988I like that too.I'm just also a sucker for the butt.
>>13533000worst princess
someone should stream Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo!
>>13533025>Hazing>Ravaged by cock after cockDisgusting. Pone are for intimate, one on one encounters.
>>13533023Because someone will pay too much for it.
>>13533019l-lewd...
Rumble just smacked your butt and winked at you.
>>13533016Celestia's horsecock might be my favorite horsecockhttp://derpiboo.ru/366158But I can never decide for certain
>>13532980#WOWEE
>>13533063Fuck off, kid
>>13533064eh, i think i completely pink one suits her better
>>13533052
>>13533064>chestboobshttp://derpiboo.ru/354447
i'd pet pony
Futa may not be the worst fetish, but it's probably the worst in terms of shittiness to popularity in MLPG.
>>13533078I agreeAlso those chest tits are just weirdBut beggars can't be choosers
>>13533045AW YEAH
>>13533089ANON DON'T BE A CREEPY DICK
>>13532932>gecould a weapon possibly be more badass
>>13533091I agree. I am getting very close to wishing slow and painful deaths upon futafags.
>>13533063What the fuck is wrong with you, rumble?
>>13533100B-BUT THEY'RE SO SOFT
>>13533102Gee anon I don't know
>>13533091I don't even really think of futa as a fetishI just like dicks and female bodies, so two in one is a nice thingBut I couldn't fap to a picture if the only thing it had going on was female dick-having
>>13533019>>13533027You have no fucking idea. Think about it, what is the most valuable thing a person has? Their time and attention. When someone wants to spend sexual time with another and be there to share the experience, it is a very special thing. To give themselves to the other and be wanted is hot. Of course, it only really works if the person is self aware, otherwise they are just reacting instead of making the choice.
>>13533094http://derpibooru.org/307844there generally needs to be more futa celestia
>>13533109Rumble just wants to stick his young colt cock in your ass anon.
>>13533105I want to apologize on the annoying ones behalfI wonder how many of us are there, and I wish they would spoiler more
>>13533045Or Cromartie High.
>>13533125you're going to be used a lot,anon.
>>13533129Wrong.
>>13533125that's creepy as fuck, dude
>>13533129YES, with heavy cocks that can't stand up without help
>>13533129I approve wholeheartedly.
>>13533089Stop objectifying pony. They aren't simple animals.
>>13533147you're really improving there doc
>>13533063I grope him and fuck him in an alleyway
>>13533129I agreeThere really aren't many that aren't completely terrible>>13533154http://derpiboo.ru/243404
>>13533159you don't have to be an animal to enjoy being petted.
>>13533159Ah, but if she didn't want to be touched by did she let herself be hugged in that way by anon? Look at her, she's right with her ass over his dick.
Pony thinks human is a dumb barbarian animal that only has non-tribal society because of banding for war, and that it will all collapse eventuallyStupid apes don't even magic of friendship
>>13533159I wish I had a pony to cuddle like that while watching TVWatching pony with my niece like that is great
>>13533180>Pony thinks human is a dumb barbarian animal that only has non-tribal society because of banding for war, and that it will all collapse eventuallyThen pony is stupid and knows nothing about the history of agriculture and post-hunter-gatherer development. I tell her to brush up on her history.
>>13533180pony has been proven wrong again and again for ten thousand years now
>>13533180as long as I still get to cuddle with pony I'm fine with that
>>13533169BIGGERLAMIA-TIER BIGGER
>>13533185Have you tried giving her belly rubs?
>>13533169I would be under there in a heartbeat, stroking that cock and licking the drippy tip
>>13533180Pony doesn't know the half of it.>ponylearnsabouthumanhistory.png
are braces a fetish?
Wuten's Livestreaming.http://www.livestream.com/wutenaie
>>13533200No, no hyperJust very well endowed and heavy
>>13533147hhhngggg
>>13533209They can be, yes.
>>13533212who?
>>13533165thanks bud
>>13533180Nope, we've been doing this since the neolithic and will be doing it at least 40,000 years into the futureHumans are better than ponies.
>>13533212Who the fuck is wuten
>>13533159But humans like to be petted too.
>>13533213but I don't like that, I just like hyper.
>>13533207I love those.
>>13533218well that's too bad, I just think they are cute
>>13533234but hyper a shit
>>13533212WHO THE FUCK IS THIS
>>13533202for fucks's sake anon. That's child molestation because you're thinking of pone and you want to do it for sexual but only have a kid there and have to work with watcha got.
>>13533142Are you talking about being sexually taken advantaged of? So far that hasn't happened. In fact, I haven't had sex in over five years because I can't find a girl that is respectful to my want to not be together forever. I don't objectify nor want to be objectified, and would like to keep a respectful friendship.
>>13533219Writer and VA from AiE
>>13533200I WISH I HAD THAT TO OFFERI REALLY DObut everything that is even close to that description is fucking awfuleven if I've fapped to stuff like http://derpiboo.ru/211430
>>13533246yours dicks a shit hyper the shit
>>13533169thats a good dick
>>13533252ohI don't read those threads
>>13533257>you will never fuck Celestia's cumslit
>>13533222>human humans so long human isn't human anymore>human humans so hard human becomes pony>pony ponies so pony that time and space get twisted and turned around on itself>lauren faust is touched by the warp>inspired to make MLP:FIMWould you pone even if she was your greatx(5x10^42) grandaughter?
>>13533250Huh. oh well, live and learn.
why the fuck is there no wonder over yonder episodes on youtube yet
>>13533213We need a better classification of proportions. That's bigger than big, so I call it hyper, but apparently hyper is ridiculously big, like over five times.
>>13533288Disney is worse then hasbro
>>13533262Celestia has the most magnificent dick in the kingdomhttp://derpiboo.ru/275879They hold a contest biannually
>>13533257I kinda like lamia's art. I mean it's mostly wrong and it's full of errors and anatomy/fetish and everythingbut those are some pretty big dicks.
>>13533288>not dling them off yayponiespic related is you asking for more dicks to suck
>>13533238all this time and I still giggle like an idiot
http://i.imgur.com/H8cUMyI.jpg
>>13533297>amazonian dickgirl Celestiamuh fetish
>>13533310screencaps are a wonderful thing.
>>13533299I love lamiaHe's just good enough that I have no problems fapping to his art, and he draws pony/anthro pony stuff for a couple of my less common fetisheshttp://derpiboo.ru/396200
I don't like amazons, futa, gay, or pinkie pie
>>13533238Do you have the second one?
>>13533317>>13533297finally a popular fetish i can enjoyi wish someone would make a folder of all dickgirl celestia pics
>>13533288copyrightIf it's on YT, they don't get paid, so they take it down.
>>13533328Of course!
>>13533308i just wanted someone to see what its like real fast. i dont want them to have to download shitalso i dont want them to know i watch ponies by using a yayponies link
>>13533297I only really like it if there is a vagina too.
>>13533326breast inpregnation is always weird for me,but to each his own.
>>13533238>in 2 days that cap will be 2 years oldHow the time flies...
>>13533328>>13533346I also have the third.
>>13533354What about cervical pacifiers?
>>13533357Just realized I'll have been into pony for two years next week.It is weird how time goes like that.
what's with all the porn
>>13533366what's that?
>>13533389
>>13533376>that endingthat feel
>>13533238>>13533346>>13533358>>13533376eh... it wears thin
>>13533384In november I will have ponied for three years straight.It's sad to remember the good times we had.
>>13533358Why are we so cool
>>13533354I lost the ability to find things too weird to fap to years agoThere's still a few things that are notmyfetish, but objectively some of the stuff I find hot is completely ridiculous.http://derpiboo.ru/291983I can't complain though, I enjoy it
>>13533396...what'd you eat, Fluttershy?
>>13533327fuck you, two of those things are great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXTS82p_HXY
>>13533406narcissism
>>13533408Megabusty girls is ridiculous but I like them a lot.
>>13533397THIS NEEDS BETTER LINES AND OR COLOR STAT
hey look im a ponyneigh neigh neigh
>>13533416BORDERLINE NACISSISMBONER STEAL
>>13533408>rediv's_dream_cock.jpg
>>13533405Unfortunately I missed a lot of it because it took some time for me to float over here after getting into pony, but at least the archives are there to get people up to speed.I think there are still good times to be had anyway. Once we're out of hiatus things will start to look up.
>>13533406>>13533416BECAUSE HUMANITY FUCK YEAH
>tfw banana and peanut butter sandwich
>>13533428>implying that's remotely large enough
One last futa Celestia, because it was the last I could find that wasn't terriblehttp://derpiboo.ru/24570
>>13533432OH OH OHLET'S POST /tg/ HUMANITY SCREENCAPS
>>13533222>>13533207>>13533238>>13533346>>13533358>>13533406>>13533432>HUMAN STRONK
>>13533392Well you know how a pacifier is a little rubber thing babies suck on to keep them quiet and happy? Imagine a plug-like rubber device stuffed into pony's cervical mouth, letting their womb suckle on it as they get happy, sleepy and aroused
>>13533443>futa princest with luna toppingUNF
Have a Dashbuttgoodnight mlpg
>>13533443That Celestia face says it all.Take me, I'm yours to do with however you please.
>>13533452what the fuck
>>13533452ea you get weirder every day
>>13533452could that work or you're thinking of a sucking cervice? I'm afraid I'm not very accustomed with what's inside the inner walls.
>>13533458dass goodnite
>>13533406We're not as cool as we could be. See your feet? Those are actually kind of dumb. They're retarded hands. You would be a faster and more efficient runner if you were made to go around digitigrade. In fact, if you run barefoot, you'll probably land on your toes with each step.But we won't have to evolve dumb lizard legs to run fast now that we're developing exoskeletons, just like we never needed huge fucking maws filled with knives after we learned how to cut things up into little pieces.And don't get me started on how shitty our eyes are.
>>13533147Where do you upload all your drawings and can you draw a fuzzy pony
I think I hate Too Many Pinkie Pies more than I do Twilicorn.The entire third act is based on the premise that Pinkie Pie's five best friends can't tell the difference between her and the mindless screeching automata that look and sound like her. Even when she's sulking in town and not going "FUN FUN FUN FUN!", the difference doesn't occur to them.And when they could've given the Pinkies a test based on something only the real Pinkie would know about, they instead give a test based on which of them could sit still the longest. It's as if they really only saw Pinkie Pie as a mindless annoyance and so primarily sought to keep whichever one was the most managable.It kind of undermines the whole 'friendship is magic' thing, doesn't it?
>>13533452that's kind of hotI like the implied anatomical weirdness
>>13533463Thanks, I guess
>>13533479I run barefoot all the time and land on that spot before the toes.
>>13533492wait shit it was you?FUCK
>>13533458That is a great Dashbuttgnight
>>13533464In reality it would probably be intensely painful and be a terrible, terrible idea no one should ever try ever.But in fantasy we can say that the cervix works like a little inner mouth and that having something to suck on makes ponies docile and leaky
>>13533432I was actually looking for this one a few days back
>>13533487I'm not sure any of the cast except Pinkie knew that the clones didn't have all of the memories of her friends, and so they went with a simple test of determination.
>>13533425>tfw jon is ded and hats us
>>13533500
>>13533487During the scene in that picture, Twilight talks to Pinkie, and it seems like she knows that it's Pinkie, but the thing is that both Twilight and Pinkie know that Pinkie can't PROVE it, beyond a shadow of a doubt.Twilight is a practical pony, so she has to have full scientific process before she will believe. That's just how it is.
>>13533519bad feel
>>13533479>human arrives in equestria>little human in an 8 foot tall power suit>sprints at 60mph to ponyville>tears the roof off sugarcube corner>opens the metal monster's giant mouth>crawls out>hugs pinkie pie>"hi"
okay I don't even know what I'm doing
>>13533517Think it's my favorite.
>>13533487That's because the "plan" was thought up by Twilight, and it was shit.
>>13533534and she'd be fucking happy about it.
>>13533349you can get it on itunes too
>>13533452That's just weird.I mean like, I just wanna be fluttershy's foal and all but you're like on next-level experimental fetish weapon.EA grips
>>13533541are you suuuuure?
>>13533458I'm liking that Dash.
>>13533541A little bit too thick.
>>13533542Do you have the one where a human cooks for an alien and thereby introduces it to the concept of cooked meals?
>>13533411Looking at that gut, it's not what, but who
>>13533534and then anon gives pinkie a turn in the robot
>>13533541It's pretty cuteShe looks sort of like a bean and her right haunch is kind of jutting
>>13533569would you pilot the pinkiebot while you give her a turn with yours?
>>13533541>motherlunf
>>13533562Is it this one?
>>13533555Just imagine the little bulge in their belly. Slowly moving up and down.And those faint suckling noises. slkk slkk slkk slkk
human and ponytogether forever
M-momma, I'm cumming!
>>13533596Yes. Thanks
ALL THE PONIES ARE NAKED!
>>13533602oedipus stuff gets creepy when "mom" comes in
>>13533576Do you have any screenshots or anything of pony in a similar position?>>13533558100$ sure.>>13533560B-but thick is good....
>>13533616even weirder is that the original story he doesn't even know it's his mom until he gets told years later
>>13533612>implying
>>13533599happiest ending
Twilight a cancer.
>>13533627
>>13533633what if twilight got cancer in her wings and they had to be removed
>>13533542Wasps confirmed for death beetles with wings
Pony wants to have brunch at that trendy new resturant
>>13533612Hats count as clothing, right?
>>13533637tfw you created the one without the belly rub
>>13533640That would be a glorious day.
