HEY LOOK IT'S THE FLUTTERSHY EDITION OF MLPGprev: >>13506703POST FLUTTERSHY AND/OR HER FRIENDS
faggot
NEW HORSE
Fluttershy is a terrible horse
>>13511034
>>13511012>>>/co/
>>13511047
this horse smells like somebody's been keeping dozens of animals in it
>>13511047Look at the animation errors around her jaw"Quality animation", we said
>>13511053>being wrongBut she's so nice and kind and pretty.
>>13511012She wants to bear his child.
My LittleHorse Queefs
>>13511047that's a nice gif
>you will never cuddle a colt
>>13511047this part was so perfect the first time i watched FiW
Is Mane still upset that people never liked him like Ikaspammer?
http://i.imgur.com/B3xQUUV.jpg
>>13511076Carlos you're unbearable
What if the next villain throws shakespearean quotes all over the place without any rhyme or reason?
>>13511091I don't care what anyone saysI'm a huge sucker for FiW
I dare you to find a pony more autistic than fluttershy
>>13511093>not luna
>>13511034Suspicious.
>last thred is dedwell that was fast
>>13511093>normal human with fat nose, wings, and hornAm I furry if I fap to this?
>DELETING THE OLD THREAD>ON PAGE 7
>old thread ded
>>13511127Mane deleted it so he can spam his images again
>>13511111
>>13511012Holy hell, who killed last thread?Anyway, Dotkwa: Sketchy, very light and quick strokes, like you don't want to commit to anything when you draw the body.
>>13511093>no futa horse cock
>>13511139>>13511136>>13511127Panic?
>>13511113http://i.imgur.com/0CE2mX8.jpg?
>>13511135Nah, you good, young blood
>>13511116best ship
>>13511160disgusting
>>13511143I want to spin a fan with Twily
>old thread ded>oppai loli stuff was sad panda for me>was going to ask how to bypass>it's gone now
>>13511062http://haruhichan.com/wpblog/815/exhentai-chrome-plugin-get-past-sad-panda/Also reposting those oppai-loli links just in case anyone who's into that missed it.http://exhentai.org/g/562948/b1793977ef/http://exhentai.org/g/598838/1177f81f5f/http://exhentai.org/g/507128/1d17888ecb/http://exhentai.org/g/15464/bdf005de17/
>>13511093>>13511160I don't really like this anthro but I like the pony faces.
>>13511157NO PANICI WILL NOT DELETE THIS THREAD
>>13511139>>13511136>>13511127it was this thread's OP who did it
>>13511179>>13511182lel
>>13511179>>13511182it's your lucky day!
i feel like killing people. how do?
>>13511179>>13511182Ha!
does anybody want to share music?http://www.mumu.io/player/rape
>>13511193So Mane is making threads just so it's easier to spam them?
>>13511088>you will never cuddle a human
>>13511179>not knowing how to get past the panda
>>13511188PANICKING
>>13511154Ah yeah, i getchai'll try and put more time into stuff
>>13511193I'M THIS THREAD'S OP AND IT WASN'T MEFUCK YOUR ACCUSATIONS
>>13511088>you will never be Fluttershy's big spoon>you will never nibble on her ear as you stroke her thick erection
>>13511214MY HEART CAN'T TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS
>>13511188I DOUBLE DARE YOU TO
>>13511214unf
Give me the latest MLP updates guys.
>>13511214I want to get in that hoodie with her and snuggle up against her soft coat
>>13511214That is not proper princess attire
>The Alicorn of Death is Celestia's cousin, she's not a bad pony, she's just extremely passive aggressive, to the point of resurrecting Sombra to attack Canterlot when Celestia did that thing with the C4 for the fifth time that month.
>>13511182
>>13511255oh so you're the expert now
>>13511195What did jessy say no to?
>>13511259did she do the thing at the place?
>>13511160Why is kevin drawing so much and why can't I?
>>13511246Princess Skyla confirmed for S4
>>13511259awfuldeath doesn't have to be aggressive because death knows that all things die eventuallyit's just a matter of time, and death has all the time in the universe and then has time after that
>>13511111!i mlp original character
>>13511259>occasionally goes on holiday
>>13511182>lolis with titsWhats the point
>>13511260Absolutely disgusting.
Every.Villain.Is.Lemons.
>>13511254Right in between her wing and her body
>>13511251I love Luna and her guard.
>>13511260I really don't like that picture
>>13511284Do you even read the fic, that's her minion on break
>>13511280No. You're joking. You're joking right?
>>13511284this picture cost a gorrillon dollars
>>13511302Spongebob was dumb
>>13511288there is none, it's an abomination and an oxymoron
Derpy in a hoodie.Your hoodiewhile you still have it on
>>13511288Pedophiles in denial
>>13511306I would give that guard a good time
>>13511284that's actually a pretty amusing fic
>>13511283>Hero of the royal guard bathes in his kills
>>13511284isnt this just like Soul music?
>>13511317Post Movie Spongebob is dumb with the exception of a few eps
FUCK YOUR THREAD DELETIONI'MMA REPOST HOODIEPONS
>>13511271to people wanting her so stream herself playing penumbra or amnesia a machine for pigs.
>>13511322
>>13511317just slightly ahead of it's time
>>13511349
>>13511311>the cmc stuff Rumble into a chubby colt trying to get their cutiemarks
>>13511358
>>13511349Are there any hoodie ponies in the show or comics?
>>13511366
>>13511346Pony does not kill baby wolves. That would be rude. What if those baby wolves wanted to grow up into bigger wolves? Now they can't, and that's awful.
>>13511322>Derpy what the hell are you doing>"You only wear your hoodie when you're cold! I wanna help warm you up!"
>>13511380
>>13511378Read it and Weep
>>13511393
who trugled?
>>13511380AND the pony tail mane? Too much for my heart, man, too much. I need a pone break.
Someone called me a faggot
>>13511388>"Thats sweet Derpy, but um, shouldn't you be flipped the other way around?"
>>13511409THERE FUCK YOU THREAD DELETER
>>13511385they were shitty rainbow deviantart wolves anyways
>>13511305maybe tickle her wing
>>13511369>then the stuff him inside another colt>applebloom gets a cannibalism cutie mark for some reason
>Celestia sends Twilight's friends out on special tests to master their elements. >Fluttershy is sent right in the middle of Dragon Country with the task of helping the leader of the dragons.>The Element of Kindness starts to have an odd response, and drags Fluttershy straight to their leader.>To Fluttershy's surprise, the boss of dragons is another pegasus pony.>The dragon boss informs Fluttershy that one of the dragons has grown to immense size, and thinks it can be the new boss.>Upon confronting the dragon, the dragon boss shoves Fluttershy right in front of it, causing her to go into BSOD mod.>The dragon boss then shouts a familiar nickname to Fluttershy, causing Fluttershy to realize that the boss of the dragons is in fact her long lost sister, who had left Equestria on what was considered legal suicide by going to the Dragon Country.>Fluttershy then knew there was never anything to be afraid of, seeing a spark of sadness in the Dragon's eyes, offers to be friends with it.>The Dragon, touched by Fluttershy's words, reverts into a juvenile dragon.>Fluttershy's sister reveals that she was picked on by other dragons for having no family, and the resentment caused her to develop into a destructive form.>Fluttershy is then warped to the ascension realm, where she meets Princess Celestia.>Celestia informs her that by learning to open her heart to a creature which is among the most feared and misunderstood in Equestria means that she has discovered the true potential of Kindness.>Fluttershy is sent back, now in the form of an Alicorn.>The Dragon Boss then gives Fluttershy a giant stack of letters she wrote describing her progress of understanding Dragons, saying that she should drop them off at their folk's place on the way to her friend.
>>13511408Do you mean this?
>>13511380>girls in big hoodies with ponytailsI'm fuckin dead
>>13511378There's mabel pone.
Rose pls stram.
Don't mind me, just gauging interest in a quest idea I pulled out of my ass.http://mlpg.co/qt/res/214959.html
>>13511460>comics>canonMight as well consider them licensed fanfiction
>>13511442
>>13511423ponk you look so tired
>>13511419>She smiles, "Oh, right, I guess that would make sense.">She promptly squirms so that her rump is in your face, tail tickling your nose as it moves side to side.>"It's kinda hard to hold on like this..." she mumbles, front hooves holding onto your thighs, making you unable to move.
>>13511439and then she rips the hoodie because it's too damn tight
>>13511473he asked if any in the show or comics
>>13511472didn't you make a story long ago? what happened to it?
>>13511473G4 is "licensed fanfiction" of previous generationsAnd who cares? Most of the hatred for fanfiction comes from it being shit by majority. If it's not shit, there's no real reason to hate it.
>>13511481>"Thats not what I -pffleh- meant Derpy. WHoa watch the hooves."
.
>>13511450Yes, that's a hoodie.
R-Rara sama...
What is pone's favourite race to play in hyperspace hyperwars
>>13511516And guess whatThe comics are shit too
>>13511508More ded than the last horse.
Why can't I ever find good fluffy fics about Rarity/Spike
none of these horses would be safe in florida
..
>>13511525>Dash, you know that hoodie is last season, right?
>>13511479never fails to make me laugh
>>13511539can you finish it perhaps? come to a conclusion?
>>13511525I don't know, anon, it's not a normal kind of hoodie. Unless you define one as anything with a hood.
>>13511540Because it's a shit subject?
>>13511519>She squirms back around, putting her front hooves on your shoulders as she faces you, face reddening as she starts to pant from moving around in confined spaces too much.>"W-well...what did you mean then?"
...
>>13511450Also in Magic Duel
>>13511538Don't tell me you're one of those idiots that hates something because of inconsequential background jokes that only autists like you notice.
>>13511524>
>>13511182The plug in doesn't work. The log in screen won't pop up.
>>13511559... ... ...... ... ...
yamino won
... ... ... ... ...
>>13511492then I might tease her about her weight while tickling the other wing, too
oh shit, its dr tran
>>13511582That he did.
>>13511559...?
>>13511558>"Nevermind. Say are you feelin' okay? You seem to be getting sweaty. Too hot in there?"
>>13511429>>13511409>>13511393>>13511380>>13511366>>13511349Thank you for getting the names right.
>>13511581... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...... ...?
Would you a pone if they could wink their cervix?
>>13511479>pony pops>Swahili for Canadians>Loving and Tolerating your racist friendslol not to mention the mask in the back. my only gripe is apple blooms cutie mark will be side ways when she stands up.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvXtRVifAXEAre you gay for Dr. Lollipop?
>>13511582but that's wrong
Then I'll make it simple for you Asshole; Conclude The Price of Power, and I'll support your quest through until the end.
>>13511429>Magichorn>nor Purplesmart
>>13511612Weird genitalia motions are a huge turn off for me i can't even into winking
>>13511600Song smile, squiggletail and speedy cloud are the only ones i disagree with, but i have no alternatives so whatevs
>>13511393>not WhiteFashion>>13511380>not CyanFast
>>13511630>>>/urine/
>>13511630Magic Horn is better you nigger
>>13511582http://mlpg.co/derpy/
>>13511558too cute man
>>13511639What's wrong with Squiggle Tail?
>>13511538Autist detected. Did that insignificant Mando cameo rustled your jimmies?
>>13511648http://mlpg.co/rarity/
>>13511639>disagreeing>with a nameuhwhat
>>13511657your mother
>>13511284>Baldwin goes on vacation
>>13511658I havent read any of the comics but the Ramsay cameo in the recent one was great.
>>13511288I guess it's the juxtaposition of innocence and lewd tits.
HERE COMES ANOTHER HEART ATTACK
>>13511665a nickname, you bastard
>>13511553Sure. Anon never could figure out how to fully shield a mind from the arcane radiation emitted by alicorns, and - through tricky legal maneuvering - made Celestia his legal guardian in the event he was no longer himself.Anon's mind finally cracked when Twilight Sparkle became an alicorn, leaving him unable to function without guidance from an alicorn. Unable to bear the thought of such a brave soul being turned into little more than a curiosity, and after much soul-searching, Celestia had him euthanized shortly afterwards to "give him a dignified end."
>>13511686My heart has already been assulted.
>>13511686RAMIREZCOVER ME
Total slave for donkey cock!
>>13511538That's like, a subjective opinion. RD's micro is objective shit though.Pure meme garbage that even leaves MLPG in the dust in terms of meme-spouting.
>>13511643I'm comfy here in the poopoo, give some more and I'll adjust just fine.
>>13511741
THIS THREAD HAS JUST STARTED AND I AM ALREADY EXPERIENCING HEART COMPLICATIONS
>>13511766GOODI HOPE YOU DIE OF HEART FAILURE TWILY
>>13511766You should probably see a doctor.
Remade my Sub thread because I am dumb I'm sorry.
>>13511538when will you people learn it's bait. it is always bait. every post is bait. i long for the day when people realize this and stop responding to each other's posts entirely.then i will at last be free[/spoil]
>>13511385those are sergals, not wolves
>>13511766Hey Twilight, get the fuck off the computer
>>13511698You know what I mean.https://docs.google.com/document/d/1u4M20eK0PCNZkFA8cxudcJGl0jzGE_QPBhH4b0b8iYI/edit#This is more for your benefit than mine. By making yourself finish this story, you will make your quest go easier for yourself by having the creative and writing juices flowing again. If you do this, I can get you advice from other questers, and participate in your sessions as they happen
>>13511780Tomato tomatoes.
Spike doesn't have hair... or does he?
>>13511554Well, it's at least a black sweatshirt with a hood.It's definitely not a cat-suit, which it's been described as before,.
>>13511783Fuck you, pony can use computer if pony wants to.
>>13511776I don't think anyone noticed it was gone.
>>13511789Wait, no. That's not how it goes.
>>13511790>he
Pone struts right by with her tail in the air
>>13511801S-someone might've.People look at my stuff. Sometimes.
>>13511783NEGATIVEI'M BUSY
>>13511780Next you're going to say that this is a synx./tg/ pls leave
>>13511785sentenal, pls go.pls.
>>13511790>Hair is made of cuticle.>Dragon scales are made of it too.>Dragons are covered in hair.>It's just thicker.
>>13511790it's a cartoon show!
>>13511813Eh, not really.
>>13511680>"I'll start with the Crudité, then I'll try the Stuffed Mushrooms, and the Roasted Parsnip and Beet Dinner, please.">"Presentation's a bit slapdash... just thrown onto the plate and sent out... Dear, oh dear...">"...Has this carrot been... boiled?">"Dear me, it has...!">"Unbelievable.">"Crudité's the simplest thing in the world - raw vegetables! Used to think you COULDN'T cock that up...">"Dear Celestia, by your grace, may I not fall ill with food-poisoning when I try the mushrooms..."
>>13511790this story and more on the pony evening news
pony says you can stay in equestria but you must have a satyr baby within three years
>>13511794How?
>>13511815instead of using magic to use the pen can't she just magically make a picture appear?
>>13511820>wanting the funnest board to leave
>>13511828Yet here you are!
>>13511823E-Evolution s-sama.....
>>13511813>>13511801>>13511813I saw a few people asking about it last night
>>13511822Can we discuss this privately over Steam?
>>13511843
>>13511847Not in MY Equestria
>>13511838Aww yiss I'm going to be a papa
>>13511838>>13511838Do I have to carry the child?
>>13511838Okay, that's fine I guess.What would happen if I didn't have a satyr baby within three years though?
>find working GTA5 stream>someone has a Derpy chat nameI know I shouldn't be surprised, yet I always am.
>>13511838what happens if i dont?
>>13511846with fronds like these, who needs anemones?
>>13511859No, you're just jealous that you didn't think of magically making ink appear on paper.
Plane pony needs to refuel with two fuel booms
>>13511866You are sent back home, to the exact time and place you were wisked away from, and with no memories of what happenedFrom your perspective, nothing ever happened
>>13511844I'm getting tired of everything being a sergal.I would do anything for it to stop.
If dragon scales are hair...Can a dragon go bald?
>>13511859>tfw cynical and sarcastic Twilight will never return
>>13511873HET, cyka
>>13511889yo nigga shut the fuck up
>>13511887what if thats already happened?
>>13511838okay, but i'll kill it for being heresy after it's bornand then eat it to grow stronger against the heresy
>>13511838>No debts>Easy enough to find a place to live and a job to support yourselfOnly tough part of this would be meeting the right pony.
>>13511870You become a diamond dog cumdumpster.So Y/N?
>>13511889>Seath the scaleless.jpg
>>13511892Cynical and Sarcastic twilight was like that because she didn't need friendsshe realized its easier to be friends with people if you aren't a complete putz all the timeTherefore she stopped acting like a total bitch.simple
>>13511887Well okay, then what's the catch?
>>13511889Seath.
>>13511901it's happened many more times than you realizedsadly it also means you're kind of impotent
>>13511897stopcyrilic letters do not work like the english ones they resemble
>>13511838I am very okay with this.
>>13511899Double dragon wiener
>>13511920Disgraceful.
>>13511911>tfw Twilight makes more friends than you in one day than you have over 2 years
>>13511911But now she's boring.Nobody wants to be friends with a boring pony. All of her friends are going to leave her now.
>>13511892
>>13511928LESEN
>>13511908Y, as long as some of that cum is of the zebra variety.
>>13511942
>>13511948What if twin zebra saytr planes
>>13511948Sorry, forgot an apostrophe. You become a Diamond Dog's Cumdumpster.
>>13511928http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpQ3bWxAgoo
>>13511911>Being Cynical or Sarcastic automatically makes you unlikeableIf we were sitting at a table, I'd have reached across it and bounced the heel of my hand off of your forehead right now.
>>13511888Okay, everything is a kobold instead
>>13511911Personalities dont just evaporate like that.
>>13511973they do if mind control/hypnosis
>>13511934yo nigga SHUTUP>>13511930ay man....
>>13511912That is the catchYour fantases of a happy life with ponies will be undone and you'll never know
>implying season 1 Twilight's pony actor didn't die and they had to get her pony actor twin to replace her
>>13511973>What was Season 3
>>13511950>fingerless gloves on a horsezajice is one goofy motherfucker
>>13511967If we were sitting at a tabl-SLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUT
>>13511951Would you make ponoe do embarrassing things when they lose a bet.
>>13511973She slowly changed from S1 to S3.It didn't "just evaporate"fuck, man.
>>13511959
>>13512001
>>13511973ponies have a pseudo-hivemind managed through collective pheromonesponies that spend more time with others are automatically adjsuted to be more pleasant
>>13511999AY AY, man. enough of that
>>13512011>the tables at MLPG Diner are covered in shoeprints
>>13511973but people can and do change over time.
>>13511858No.To elaborate: You creep me out to the point where, if I had tits and a uterus, I'd be finding out how to get a restraining order against you. Go fuck yourself off a pier, taintshoes.
>>13511909>>13511923but it's a shitty game
>>13511986>Celestia puts fluoride in the water to keep her subjects in line.>It's more concentrated in Ponyville, where she sends the trouble ponies.>Twilight was getting too close to the real truth about NMM and Celestia had to correct it.
>>13512012Yes
>>13512036but anon, they weren't talking about monster hunter
>>13512019Pinkie Pie is stuck in purgatory
>>13511776No problem, it's just a good thing to have.
>>13511971Rainbow dash is clearly a sergal thing
>>13512035Damn son.
>>13512012I'd rather just make them perform menial tasks that I don't want to do myself
>>13512013>She slowly changed from S1 to S3.>I'M PANICKING OH NO>here do this breathing thing and arm movement>NOW I'M TOTALLY IN CONTROL - THAT WAS SO EASY!She might have slowly changed before then, but that moment was when you realized they were totally unmaking her character and you know it.
>>13511776I was wondering where it went!
>>13512035Ouch
>>13511838SOLD!
>>13512044>Implying Flouride has psychological effects
>>13511959Why is this song so catchy/dancy
>>13512036What didn't you like? I really want to know.
>>13512049>MH>Shitty You take that back, anon. Or I'll double murder you.
>>13512035That seems a bit harsh. What did he ever do to you?
>>13512055>The eyes are just powerpuff girl eyes anthromophopizedLauren-sama, pls
>>13512072She's basically Cadance now.Zero interesting personality traits.
>>13512078NOW YOU HAVE TO FUCK THE SATYR
>>13511996So I get to go to Equestria with no negative consequences, and at worst I come back to earth after 3 years with no memory and my life will continue exactly as it is now?That sounds fine to me.
>>13512081THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK!WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
>>13512078hey that's my daughter
>>13512035oooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>13512045Oh yes, I would have fun with this.
>>13512097DOUBLE SOLD!
>>13511959http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVlzSmW2eesSuperior
>>13512044Oh nomy precious fluids
>>13511838>Given impossible rules to follow
>>13512012oof right in the fetish
>>13512072>this argument againWhen will people stop using this?
>>13512095yo man...
>>13512097THAT'S MY DAUGHTER YOU FREAK
>>13512109NOW YOU HAVE TO FUCK WHATEVER POPS OUT OF HER VAGINA
>>13512117>impossibleYou're not THAT unattractive, are you?
>>13511599>She smiles at you.>"I'm fine! Just getting a little hot.">You can tell, her warm body getting hotter, pressed against your chest as she clings tightly to you. Hell, she's gonna make you start sweating soon if she keeps hangin on like this.>But at the same time, you don't want her to let go. Those golden, twinkling eyes still looking at you, that beaming smile of hers that just makes your heart skip. And so close...
>>13512098But you don't get to remember any of the fun times, the laughter, the love, the life lessons
>>13512035Really, Asshole?...Really?I thought you were above this kind of petty drama.
>>13512127ALRIGHT!
>>13512081>implying it doesntthat sounds like subversive communist talk to me
>>13512126PONY DOESN'T CARE
Hoodie ponies?
>>13512111It's a great battle themeBut it's not as funky as the first one
>>13512140Deal with it.
>>13512081It does on developing brainsMostly a decreased IQ
>>13512130So nothing changes.If I forget it than at least I won't have to be sad about it.
>>13512127CAN I WAIT, like, 12 YEARS AT LEAST?
>>13512083Because since you'll be hearing the same song a lot of times, hey tried to make it not annoying and catchy.
>>13511479Those are some great rhymes.
>>13512123It's a good argument.
>>13512126Where's my WIFE?you SYMBIOTE FREAK!
>>13512158MY HEART CONDITION!
>>13512158I.. don't like this as much.It's nice but.. it doesn't.. fit?
>>13512143Anyone want me to stram this sometime?Not tonight but soonish?
and goodnight!
ponies doing this when
>>13512163ONLY IF THE BABY IS UGLY
>>13512158>>13512174NO, MY HEART CONDITION
>>13512035>sentenal offers advice from other people>asks to take your drama out of the thread>this responseHoly fuck this is pathetic. At least he was decent enough to know where shit like this belongs.
>>13512158rose plsPLS
>>13512158she looks almost lewd without her crown~
>>13512158CADENCE AND SHINING ARMOR SHARING THE HOODIE
>>13512181Good night, have a nice day tomorrow.
>>13512098>and my life will continue exactly as it is now?Except 3 years later. You think being you is tough now? Try having everyone thinking you've been dead!
>>13512184Aw shit, new photos? I haven't checked my DA for new refs in years...
>>13512184Pony sits a lot, DYEWTS?
>>13512181that's itded
>>13512158Adequate.
>>13512176Maybe next time, then!I don't really like drawing princess ponies for an obvious reason, but I can try again don't hold me on that
>>13512158She looks sort of human
>>13512088It's your typical shitty MMO like game, but single player and nothing interesting to do in it except kill the same monsters over and over again.
>>13512158k-kawaiii think her head might be a bit small though
>>13512222I like your princesses
>>13512199No the thing is, he reapears in the same time and place he left from
>>13512170No it's not. Never was.>Twilight faced situations that were more dangerous with more horrible consequences>Didn't freak out at all>Somehow being able to calm down for something that is almost nothing compared to other shit she's been trough calmly is a big dealIt was never an argument and it only works if you ignore a shitload of episodes.
>>13511973Why is everyone complaining about this now when she stopped being cynical and sarcastic back in S1?
>Pony will never make you pretty>Pony will never teach you how to loosen up
R-Rarity san!!
>tripfag drama>0pone
>>13512225You got your shit kicked by a Great Jaggi or Tigrex. It's alright anon, the game is too hard for most. I don't blame you.
>>13512242I'd rather pony help me be handsome
>>13512193Aw man that was a good one too.
>>13512236Well, THATS noncommittal.
>>13512154
http://youtu.be/HmQq6yLe2ww
>>13512241because popular arguments make you realize you hate something you didn't even care about before
>>13512248We're on a general you know.
>>13511921>Flitter
>>13512241What else is there to do?
>tfw still a week until new zbornak
>>13512248The fuck you talking about.We cute pone now.
>>13512242wedding dresses aren't handsome though, anon, they're prettydon't you want pony to make you a pretty pony bride?
>>13512242I find the idea of AJ trying to get me to loosen up cute, charming, while being mildly silly.I'd like if Rarity was overseeing the things going on, because the character interaction and her slight haughtiness would amuse me greatly.
>>13512248>tripfag dramaI don't see any
>>13512129anon plsdon't do this to memaybe just give her a little peck on her forehead
>>13512248But there is pone.Here is pone right here.
>>13512129>"Alright if you say so. Y'know if I decided to tickle you there'd be nothing you can do about it."
>>13512260Keeping pony zipped up in your hoodie is 2cute.
>>13512276the only time I laughed in the picnic
>>13512248>tripfagIt's just drama. No tripfags.
>>13512241Because S3 and MeghanAlso S1 and S2 have no errors. S1 has almost no human poses and in S3 ponies act like humans and walk bipedal most of the time
>>13512179Pass. It wasnt that funny.
>>13512277my nigga. have some other cute pone.
>>13512241Flaws are what make characters interesting and relatable. Twilight being easily-overwhelmed and panicking was part of her character.And then Cadence basically undid it with "Oh, just do this."If there had been an arc, a storyline of her growing out of those tendencies, fine.But there wasn't.Just shitty writing and a Mary-Sue "fixing" Twilight.
>>13512265fuck off with your shitty videogame shit
>>13512301D'awwwwwww.
Fuck Scootalooo~that bitch is the worst poneshe sucks so much assssssand Scootaloo is the worst pony everfuck her, she's so badfuck scootalooo
>>13512248>posts a picture of 0personality pony>expects me to take him seriously when it's obvious he hasn't been paying attention
>>13512329/v/ pls gostay go
>>13512311But tripfags are the only ones who cause drama.They must be posting as Anon.
>>13512337
>>13512312>have no errorspffffft
>>13512321>Twilight being easily-overwhelmed and panicking was part of her character.>the rest of the postWatch the show. Please
>>13512320Aw yiss, keep the cute pones coming.
>>13512320I don't see any cute pone in this picture.
>>13512341Shut the fuck up Leth.
>>135123122 legs good4 legs bad
>>13512337>fuck scootaloooI would.
>>13512283;_;
>>13512353>>13512354
>>13512320Did the Twily version ever get colored and such?
>>13512354Yeah, only beautiful pones.
>>13512301Hnnnngggggg
>>13512311>Well I evo2 youPink, plz
>>13512312>>13512321But I'm not talking about S3 at all.Or human posesOr any of that nonsense.All I said was Twilight stopped being cynical and sarcastic way back in S1. And she was only like that for a handful of episodes.Why complain about it now as if it's a recent thing?
>>13512258But three years older.
>>13512375Yes, and graceful.
>>13512373wait there was a 4-princess stackwhen
>>13512353
>>13512380Because people need to complain about S3 and S1 and S2 are flawless compared to S3Also it's Meghan's fault.
>>13512396Fluttershy x Discord porn is the weirdest
>>13512389I saw a sketch of it yesterday i think, maybe the day before. It was probably made way before that though.
>>13512265I wonder if anyone ever understood that they were playing a villain>it's not healthy even though this world is real and everyone can touch it>it's not healthy even though our lives are better>fuck your dream>fuck your open ended life of adventure>come live as a cripple in a world that expects you to become a slave to the modern economy
DEFINITIVE BRONY CHALLENGEALL TRUE BRONIES MUST COMPLETE THIS BEFORE CALLING THEMSELVES BRONYName six ponies from the show OTHER THAN Jackie Chan.
>>13512413and you didn't save it? fgt.
>>13512412She's the only pony people don't draw hypnotised when having sex with Discord
>>13512366Rumble plsWhen are you gonna introduce us to your girlfriend?
>>13512417nobody in the target audiencethe game was made for japanese children to teach them about growing up and dealing with their shitty culture.
>>13512417>I'd rather be happy than know the truth
>>13512333woah, dejavu
I like how these ponies look.
it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes
>>13512419there's a show?
>>13512412If by weirdest you mean kinkiest, then yes.I kinda like the whole idea of offering herself to appease a spirit of chaos.
>>13512420I was hoping for a colored version and then forgot.I'm sorry Anon
>>13512412Discoshy is adorable.
>>13512419I'm a fan of the fandom.I don't care.
>>13512291>>13512297>She gasps before pinning your arms to your side with her hooves, all four of them, stretching the front of your hoodie to its limit as her bulk shifts.>"Not now you can't!" she says, before sticking her tongue out, nearly licking your nose>You can't help but laugh at her eagerness to stop you, and soon she's laughing with you.>As the laughter dies down she rests her head on your shoulder, or at least, attempts to, accidentally putting her face in your hood and making it drop.>The shifting of her weight and your arms being at your sides don't mix too well, and you lose your balance, falling backwards as the two of you cry out in surprise.>You're damn lucky you were near the couch or you'd be sporting a nice lump on your head at least.>"Are you okay?" Derpy asks excitedly, suddenly out of your hoodie and floating above you, hoof poking your face. When did...?
>>13512450i hope you step on a lego
>>13512417He wasn't a villain.You cannot run away from your problems and live a fantasy. You need to accept and deal with the cards life deals you.If we all made it to Equestria I would do the same thing.It's the right thing to do and you'll be better off for it.Trust me.
>>13512433The "fake" world was truth though.
>>13512412I like them being all cuddly and friendly
>>13512097what? no. I'm not gonna have sex with my daughter.now if there just happened to be a cute satyr girl who was around my age...that would be different.I really like those legs.
>>13512417
>>13512436I only like 2 of those ponies.One on the far left and the other on the far right.
pony is in your keyboard
>>13512464YOU'RE WORSE THAN HITLERSTALIN
>>13512482Kill pony.
>>13512464no one cares no hoovesfuck off
>>13512467She's your mutant daughter, pony says that makes it okay.
>>13512464>Everyone goes to equestria>this guy grabs a weapon and starts killing people>nobody wakes up back on earth
I think that you're rather unique
>>13512482get out of there pony, i need that for typing
>>13512464>no fun allowed>Come on guys, you've gotta leave equestria, it's unhealthy for you
>>13512464But if we did "make it to equestria" by definition, it's not a fantasy.
>>13512417Didn't they leave out the part about the grimoire draining their souls while they were in there or something?I heard there was a legit reason to drag everyone back and face their fears/troubles, but I forget the exact circumstances.
>>13512482Drown it in cum
>>13512482sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssThere. I just crushed pony.SAGAIN.
>>13512482
>>13512490that does not make it ok
>>13512461>"Yeah I'm okay. Hey whats that?">commense tickle assault while she is distracted.
>>13512464it's not really a worthless escapist fantasy if your life has actually changed, anonif you're actually in equestria it's not unhealthy escapism. it's a successful escape. you're not wasting your life wishing for things (the unhealthy part).
>>13512523PONY SAYS IT DOES
>>13512454fuck this picture
>>13512321>Character panics like hell and loses control of herself in extremely specific situations>Doesn't do that in a situation that isn't one of those specific situations>Character is ruinedShe only panics when Celestia is involved. The only exception is Time Cop but there a past version of herself ho looked like she was in a war failed to warn her about something.Meanwhile she didn't panicked when:Discord corrupted her friendsCelestia disappeared and an ancient evil was unleashedWhen one of her best friends was kidnaped and enslaved by a race if underground bipedal dogsWhen someone used a evil magic artifact to defeat her when it comes to magic, kick her out of the town and enslave the entire townBasically if you complain about that specific Games Pony play part you are a moron.
>>13512528See>>13512431
>>13512482Why is pony so tiny?How has pony not died from my typing?Oh shit, did I kill pony? What do I do?
>>13512461she fast man.
>>13512498Gee thanks, I feel swell now.
>>13512528NOPE IT'S HERESYCOMMISSAR SAYS SO
>>13512464WHO THE FUCK EDITED OFF HER WINGS?!YOU JERKS, I'M REPORTING THIS TO DERPIBOORU!
>>13512515bruce almighty was a bad movieand jim carrie isn't funny at all
>>13512464fuck you!I'll stay in equestria cutting pizza with this guy.
>>13512482WeDAll shSHe nIeeSds to gTHet out Cof theOOre so I cLEan get tSo woTrk.
>>13512448yea, Fluttershy always gives her all, even to a creep like Discord
>>13512482No she is not!!
>>13512498Perhaps you're something new
>>13512557Fuck commissar, he's a big fucking crab all the time. Dude needs to lighten up.
>>13512561i bet he didnt even get the artist's permission to post it here
>>13512540>only panics when Celestia is involved>except the times she wasn'tAnon, that's a dumb headcanon. Twilight was just that way until GPP, when she suddenly got over her neurotic tendencies.
>>13512537But anon why, what's wrong.
>>13512536I need to remind pony that incest is never ok and no brother and sister is not an exception
>>13512464>Make it to equestria>My entire life and education is now meaningless in a world where fucking magic exists >Horrible freakish outcast from the pony populous >And theres no alcohol
>>13512593And I'm pretty sureThat I want to rape you
>>13512428SHE'S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!
>>13512597I'm not gonna try to cheer him up, you try instead
>>13512597That crab killed like, 100,000 real aliens.Watch yoself.
>>13512599WHAT A FUCKING JERK!SOMEONE TELL HER THAT PEOPLE ARE POSTING HER ART WITHOUT HER PERMISSION!I WOULD BUT I AM TOO BUSY CHECKING MY PRIVILEGES.
Never be creative!
>>13512614YOU DON'T MAKE THE RULES IN EQUESTRIA
>>13512578Yeah.Nah.Fluttershy would totally be into being dominated.
Be creative!
>>13512625I like sergals
>>13512633I think you mean EA.EA is the worst/best.
>>13512631You're not the boss of me!
>>13512572>chain>huge sword>TWO belts>high heels>bunch of other random shit tossed on because why notJapanese character designs always make me laugh
>>13512625Okay that sounds fun I guess
>>13512623you can make alcohol, dunce. all you need is sugar and water, right?
>>13512642I thought we agreed to never be creative again
>>13512614>sexualizing your halfbreed childrenshame on you
>>13512642Okay!
>>13512572Luso was much much much better than Marche
>>13512610>Anon, that's a dumb headcanon.Not him, but Timecops is literally the only time she freaks out and it's not Celestia related.
>>13512612Discord looks too out of character and weak. makes me have to look inward at my own shortcomings
>>13512645What did you just say?
>>13512641UnfWe share that trait
>>13512657and yeastjust look in fluttershy's vagina
>>13512461>>13512525>"Yeah I'm okay but OH MAN LOOK OVER THERE!" You yell, pointing behind her at nothing in particular.>She spins around, following your finger, and giving you the opening you want.>You let out a cry of triumph as you grab her soft sides from behind, and begin to mercilessly tickle her.>Her gasp of shock quickly changes to uncontrollable bouts of raucous laughter as her wings flutter in spasms, trying vainly to keep her in the air as your tickle attack goes on.>She begins to fall from the moderate height she'd gained, but you catch her, briefly letting up so she can catch her breath and you can set her on the couch behind you, before tickling her pudgy belly as her legs kick and squirm.>"M-Mercy!" she cries as tears stream down her stretched cheeks, head turning back and forth as she writes under your terrible tickling.
>>13512657>Make alcohol.>Only leads to more problems.
>>13512593And if you'd liked to oblige I'd like to get to know you.
>>13512614
>>13512673I agree, I'd probably sooner die than succumb to 'reformation', but it's still cute.
>>13512614>brother and sister is not an exceptionSays you!But only if the sister is the older one.
>>13512672Which is all the proof to the contrary that it needs.
>>13512660>implyingshe doesnt even have anything down there anon
>>13512653>filenameHueBut I think the cast of FF14 has one of the best Japanese character designs in years.
This apple is delicious
>>13512612>Celestia and Discord
>>13512687Oh man this is fucking adorable.
>>13512691You seem fundamentally fun I feel like being your friend.
>>13512675Commissar, please
>>13512691You seem fundamentally fun, I feel like being your friend
>>13512660what if she's not your child?and you're just a part of the second generation of Anons to reach Equestria?and now in addition to cute mares there's a bunch of pretty satyr girls just reaching maturity?
>>13512707They probably would have gotten along really well if he wasn't, you know, evil.
>>13512697Besides a vagina and anus, that is.http://derpicdn.net/img/view/2013/9/11/425139.jpg
>>13512687>writesWrithes* dammit. This is what I get for being rusty.
>>13512725Chaotic Neutral
>>13512710>>13512717Let's see the big city sights and find how well we blend.
>>13512697but, then-how?
>>13512718SATAN GUIDE MY COCK!
>>13512687get to th fucking sex alreadyi don't give a shit about this, just get to the fucking
>>13512641Objectionable premises just make it easier to make a good filename though.
>>13512737I hope you won't mind if I say I'm smitten by your smile
i really dislike satyrs
>>13512748I hope you like all my jokes and that you'll stay for a while.
>>13512687>feint giving her mercy before second volley
>>13512697>those thighsthey will never not be hot to meand it will never not make me incredibly uncomfortable because holy shit she's like 8 years old
>>13512687more ticklingMORE
>>13512747Oh, Rarity-sama
>>13512743>a bloo bloo bloo
What if instead satyrs, the halfbreeds came out in a 50/50 satyr/NORTHERN SERGAL ratio
>tfw derpibooru had to create 3 tags because of meWell one of them not sure if they created it, but they definitely started enforcing because of me
>you will never head down to the local pub with your bros from MLPG
>>13512758Me too. But hey, it's just easier to hide since people here are idiotic enough to ignore the fact that it's got it's own thread outside,
The dash don't be silent
Good Night
>>13512743this is a cute stuff storythis is not a story for sexual anon
>>13512687Ease off. She's crying.Wrap her in a big hug.
>>13512694yea, i don't mind them hanging out.
>>13512790Goodnight!
Who...who would give the birds and the bees talk.
Rose can I borrow some of your drive to draw?
>>13512464>Not becoming a dark battle mage with kick ass armor>Not enslaving ponies>Not defeating all the ponies and anons that will try to fight back>Not sending twilight into the future, ruled by you
>>13512778>not southwestern sergioFuck this shit. Kill the demon children.
>>13512762I know, goddamn!I can't wait for the porn!...I mean, when they are older!Y-yeah...Fucking saved it.
>>13512736Well now maybe, but pre reformation he was the textbook definition of chaotic evil
>>13512743>Maybe if I use that line THIS time, it'll make Anon write fucking!>Come ON, dammit, WORK!
>>13512785Well, only because he doesnt want to go to any bars
>>13512783That's like saying you're proud of being king of shit mountain
>>13512785>you'll never belt out drinking songs with AA
>>13512759I'd gab that your humor is grand at least what I understand
>>13512805not until she's like 12
>>13512805If the mom doesn't, it's the dad's job to fill in.It would be like how Malcom's dad from Malcom in the Middle did "the talk."They'd already know, and it would just be embarrassing for both of us.
hmmm
>>13512813Humans cant use magic
Does your favorite pony prefer instant noodles from a packet, or a cup?
Ross ponkbutt where
>>13512805A nearby marine, because the parents would be deadThen she would die
>>13512701I've seriously been considering FF14, but the monthly fee is kind of putting me off.
>>13512778perfectly blended, not this copy-paste bullshit
>>13512805Mom.Not only because she's the female, she also has the matching pony parts.
>>13512835>no areas from the comicslel
>>13512805*wwhips out dick*
>>13512830It seems your passion rubs off It's better than I planned.
>>13512825not really proud, but what's wrong with being proud of being king of shit mountain?
>>13512783Sid pls go
>>13512852Comic areas are south.
>>13512835This map is cheeky as fuck. Canon?
>>13512813>Samurai Sparkle
>>13512847Fuck I meant 15. God dammit I confuse them. But my point still stands. The cast look so fucking great.
>>13512835>The Badlands are shaped like a ducks head.
>>13512839You mean pseudo-humans from a completely different universe can't use magic.
she has your eyes, anon
>>13512805Grunkle Stan
>>13512847Its an alright game. Some say its more "Final Fantasy" than some of the recent games have been. I for one love the music. As an MMO though its fairly run of the mill.
>>13512631I'd rather be science anyway.
>>13512805Any daughter of mine would be smart enough to figure it out on her own.
>>13512848>anon and pone's kids, as imagined by kingcheetah>anon throws the babies off a bridge and gives himself a vasectomy
>>13512858It's the start of something great.It's really much too profound.
>>13512873They start from Macintosh Hills down.
>>13512885GIVE THEM BACK
>>13512819she's gonna be a bombshell when she grows up.especially those glorious legs.
>>13512847That's what a free month is for, anon.
>>13512852The official map released before the comics even began.
>>13512901I'm glad we ventured a chance, It's frankly hard to expound.
>>13512871no, i'm not sidorovich
>>13512841packetpony eats them raw like a big salty cracker
>>13512909But then she won't be delicious fla-I mean, yes.unf and such words!
>>13512916some pretty good stuff you've got there
>>13512841>cup noodles>ever
>>13512917noodle bricks aren't salty
>>13512916Likely story
>>13512927
>>13512937they're good on the move
>>13512927>holding the cup
>>13512885Why is there only one offspring of anon and lyra.It it was me there would be a dozen.
>>13512789Sweet Jesus, my sides.
>>13512927>Rarity doesn't catch hers and it lands on her dress.>Flips her shit.
>>13512839According to every religion ever, human "magic" is just borrowed power from gods or tricking spirits into doing things for youSo we're summoners?
do satyrs get cutie marks?
>>13512912So? Th comic areas still fit the official map
>>13512841>Cup noodlesIf they're in a packet, you can use them for all kinds of things
Will color this later.They both like diamonds at least, though D. Tiara is a much more conniving filly than they could have imagine(for me at least).Protip: Chocolate cookies
>>13512959clerics/evokers/channelers
>>13512956it's magic, bitch. she ain't gonna flip shit
>>13512760>>13512763>>13512797>You briefly cease your attack, smiling as you wipe sweat from your brow.>"Well..." you mumble as she catches her breath, "Nah!">You know she's already pretty exhausted from the first session, so you go a little easier on her this time, not pushing her so hard but still making her laugh that beautiful laugh of hers.>Eventually you decide she's had enough, and you let up on her, wiping your forehead again as you take a breather, only to get clobbered by something heavy that smacks into your chest.>You're on your back and she's lying on you, having used the last of her energy to knock you over as revenge. >She laughs a little, an exhausted, happy, fulfilled laugh as she rests her head on your chest.>You run a hand through her mane as she nuzzles her face into your chest, making small hills in your now stretched out hoodie.>You lay your head back, not wanting to tear your eyes from her but to keep your head like that would hurt your neck something fierce. You take a deep breath, letting her warmth soak into you as you keep running your hand through her mane.>You pick your head up to ask her if she's gonna get off you any time soon to find she's fallen fast asleep, small smile still creasing her features.
>>13512891>>13512910I also don't like to play MMOs alone
>>13512960Go ask them yourself>>>/mlp/satyr
>>13512697>>13512762>>13512819Am I the only one who wants to just pick that girl up and give her a hug?Seriously, she's adorable.
>>13512969>she's clicking the cookie with her hoof
>>13512959>>13512972mediums, mancers
>>13512959Our magic is the one lost to pony-kind for good reasonThe magic of ear scratching and belly rubs
>>13512961>monkeys>hide your valuablesLe racism
>>13512969>that perfect Filly assUNF
>>13512914Do you think we both have a chance?Can we even get by?
>>13512988I'm asking you
>>13512980That eyeshadow is really freaky
Twilight was trying to teach anon some spells and he accidentally summoned celestia
>>13512879>We'll never get a 2-parter EP where twilight is sent into the future Equestria>tfw no canon cyberpunk griffon
>>13512969DT sure has an... interesting way of selling her cookies...Guess it's why she always sells them all first.
>>13512969NOW EAT HER
>>13513004I know the odds are against.
>>13512984Then you're in for a bad time since MMOs are now designed to be massive singleplayer online games. Unless you can get a friend or two to join you I guess. Even then a lot of quests are forced single player.
>>13513012>she was in the middle of sex>the guardsman's penis came with her, but the guardsman didn't
>>13512928I prefer breasts that are just big enough to cup in your hands.
>>13513013nigga, it's done
>>13512983boring as shit
>>13512983d'aww
>>13513014these are awful, please stop
>>13512961>Freud Valley
>>13512983>wrap arms around her and go to sleep as wellGood end.>forgot you had your hoodie on to run an errand
>>13513007But there's a whole fucking thread about this stupid shitGo ask them
Guys I have a confession to make, I'm not actually who you think I am. I'm a total slave to donkey dicks.
>>13512910>Free month>After you pay the $50 for the box
>>13513012>Anon casts Sunhorse every day after sunset>Celestia sleeps so deeply she doesn't even notice>Cuddles with her and goes to sleep>Wakes up before sunrise and sends her back>Continues doing this for a year before she finds out>Anon was banished
>>13512990Of course not, anon.Who wouldn't want to pick up a little satyr girl into a hug?
What if pony found out that you haven't finished those projects yet?
>>13513023We'll make it if we try!
>>13513057I'm asking you
>>13512999>>13512969>>13513019>doesnt realize that chocolate is poison to dogs.There is a reason why she wants that cookie eaten
>>13513065>Anon was banishedI'm not seeing it.
>>13513065>He's promptly resummoned after celestia has 3 days of terrible insomnia>It's just not the same
my headcanon is that satyrs are never born alone, but as twinsthe other child is a pony with human legs, and it is never allowed to see the light of day for its own good. ever.
>>13513083i don't give a fuck what anyone thinks/ Even Fluttershy couldn't get me to finish them
>>13513042>a bloo bloo bloo
>>13513086uhok
>>13513034Well, that was macabre
>>13513085You've hair soft as feathery down Wide eyes to look into.
>>13513093>Implying that the parents don't make leg coverings that make them look like normal poniesThey walk among us
>>13513088>She poisoned all of the dogs and took all the gems.>Comes back with no more cookies but a TON of gems.>Everyone assumes she sold them all.
>>13513083But I don't have any projects.Though I do have homework I haven't finished yet, Twilight would probably be disapointed.
>>13513097fingers are being used for evil
>>13513064That is a fucking creepy ass Sweetie Belle
>>13513086>everything about that picturesomebody please murder me
>>13513094What if it made this horse sad?
>>13513042 You can't project your fetishes onto mini horses all the time anon.>>13512983Really the thread needs more of this
>>13513092the image of celestia being dependent on cuddles to sleep is hnnnnnggg
>>13513088>attempted murderjesus christ. she's a bitch, but she's not a sociopath.
>>13513093Seriously? Like, really? You've got a whole thread for this, go there.This shit is about as far removed from fim as possible. It's basically as related to the show as fluffy ponies. At least bat ponies appeared on the show and comics.
>>13513106Such trust and vigor for life.
>>13513123It always needs more cute.
>>13513119>That image.Talk about toilet humor!
>>13513036>implying.I want My Little Samurai Pony
>>13513123>Really the thread needs more of thisIt really does. Though I dont mind for sexual too. Need a good balance.I'm glad I posted the Derpy hoodie thing.
>>13513106My hair is kind of matted and always looks wet. Always.It's really thick, though. I would probably be a fluffball if I did more than just wash it with a handfull of shampoo.
>>13513135Anon. Stop trying.
>>13513119Just post your address I'm sure someone will be there shortly.
>>13513122too damn bad. She should leave me alone anyways
>>13513123it really doesn'ti can get that shit from the comics or the showsexual shit i can't, so that's what needs to be done more.
>>13513093what kind of horrible headcanon is that
>>13513136I AM YOUR PONY WAIFU!
>>13513147Samurai Pizza Ponies
>>13513117why?i think she is cute
>>13513153But it's true. is there anything that makes satyrs related to FIM, or MLPG other than a quest from a contributor?
>>13513160But you're not orange. Where is your hat?>>13513164Will somebody please kill that boid
>>13513160No.
>>13513158we should all be thankful that it doesn't matter what you want
>>13513147it's done
>>13513167Combination of unflattering expressions with too much makeup and she looks to be the same age as Rarity
>>13513088Chocolate is poison to horses tooSo are tomatoes and potatoes.Yet ponies have eaten chocolate and tomatoes in the show without any consequences. Diamond Dogs are probably immune too.
>>13513167Could be worse, I guess.Could be that Rarity 'cosplay' that was just her wearing a horn and white bikini.
>>13513160How did you know?
>>13513160Yes, yesmy pony
>>13513175is there anything that makes being a bitch related to fim or mlpg
>>13513187>and potatoes.So what if a pony licked Dash?
>>13513160Profess to me your foolhardy dreamsThe things you find you're fond of
>>13513186well at least she is smaller
>>13513183If you say "it's done" one more time I'm gonna make sure your life is done./coolkidfinisher
>>13513199Twilight is a bitch. So thats something I guess.
>>13513200Now you know why her only partner was Gilda.She sure loved her meat and potatoes!
>>13513131>>13513111A few dose of choco will cause dogs to weaken or even lose conciousness, perhaps a boxful on a DD's size is enough to knock them out. I think D.T can make a plan like that(while playing her whiles[and enduring a bit] on them).She knows how to make dough
>>13513190i'm gonna stop you right there. I was having a good day
>>13513208
>>13513200
>>13513190did you summon this?
>>13513222
>>13513199What does that have to do with anything?
>>13513218Depends on the vidya usually.
>>13513218Stram yourself playing A Machine for Pigs.
>>13513205Also>human cosplayers wearing hornsIt just looks awkward and superfluous. We know who you're supposed to be.
>>13513218Piss off
>>13513203Tell me your every wish I think that I'm in love.
>>13513245alrighty
>>13513055>You debate sleeping on the floor like this, but it's kind of a bare floor and that would suck for your back. Not to mention if you roll over or something.>As much as you hate to, you have to get up.>You carefully put your hands under her, picking her up off your chest as you rise.>She takes a deep breath as she wakes from her slumber, rubbing an eye as you nearly cradle her.>"Mmm...?">You smile at her and tell her you're moving to the bedroom.>She half smiles and rolls a little in your arms, putting a hoof on your chest as she stays in a realm of half sleep.>You reach the bed, but as you pull her away from you she somehow tugs one of your hoodie strings, tightening the hoodie but managing to hang onto you as she murmurs something.>Guess she wants to stick to you tonight.>You place her on the bed before taking your place beside her, and she snuggles up to you, her head resting against your shoulder.>You yawn and shut off the lamp beside the bed, sending the room into darkness before draping an arm over derpy, being careful not to crush her wings.>You're about to fall asleep when something warm touches your cheek for a moment, leaving a slight cold spot as the source moves away.>You smile as Derpy murmurs, "..m...ove...ou..." and promptly begins to snore lightly.
>>13513227
>>13513227though she does rock the purple hair
>>13513242OH SHE'S GONNA GET IT ALRIGHTIF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
>>13513242Even MiniTuffs looks tired of wiggling her hooves.
>>13513242you go get you little zebra pig horse
>>13513239you just put my thought into words for me. I was wondering why those horns always look off
>>13513249You know that I love you too! You feed me sugar cubes.
>>13513239I like them horny
>>13513242>Just out of her reach>Spell check.
>>13513272Can't say what more could I wantI am your pony waifu!
I want to fuck Zecora in a hut while she screams some unintelligible zebra babble while releasing her primordial lust and must.
>>13513253yea it's a nice wig or dye
>>13513242is lamar teaching you to animate or what
>>13513150Me too, gave me a chance to get back in the swing of things. And I liked it.
>>13513239I think it's cute.
>>13513289unf
>>13513242mt plsjustjust come back to the officewe miss you
>>13513293She's been sucking his cock for weeks mate.
>>13513160D-dangit
>>13513296I look forward to seeing more.
>>13513296fuck off nanaki
>>13513313She wasn't talking with you
>>13513286Everything about that song oozes autism
>>13513310MT is a girl? Is she a qt?
>>13513251I love you too, Derpy.
>>13513329No, but her drawings are.
what if pony was northern sergal
>>13513329She's fat and black. She wears glasses and has a gap.
>>13513289>Twilight reads about Zebra holidays.>Finds Zebra version of Kwanza.>The town gets into it (Okay, Pinkie basically was told it was a party and shit just appeared on ponies.)>Zecora comes to town and finds them all celebrating.>In incredibly cringe worthy ways.>The book Twilight was reading was a joke book on holidays Dash snuck in her library.
any reason you guys are such faggots now?something happen?
>>13513242I bet MT chases donuts in her dreams. Just imagine sitting ont he couch next to her watchin TV. Suddenly you hear her making little noises and fidgeting. You look over to see her kickin her little legs and slight biting motions.
>>13513271But sometimes they look fineThey really go with the outfit
>>13513329No. She isn't a qt.I just saved you a bunch of time.
>>13513329she's a fat nigger so nobut she kind of compensates with her drawings
>>13513316I still owe you guys a fair bit, so of course.Hope you enjoyed this little distraction. I know I did. >>13513320I don't think you could be farther off if you tried.
>>13513329there are no cute girls here.except femanon.
>>13513345Bullshit I'd hug the hell out of you.
>>13513334KOBOLDS
>>13513286I'll be there for you every night.
>>13513239B-but how will you know I am Twilight under the dress, wig, unshaven legs and neckbeard?!
>>13513329She's a strong black woman that doesn't need no man.
>>13513350>I still owe you guysFor what?
>>13513344yea, it depends. It shouldn't be used to make the outfit though
>>13513350then fuck off anon 11/hiro
>>13513351the only cute girls are not actually girls at all
>>13513242I guess you should really call that little zebra Ground Beef! Casue she's such a porker!
>>13513333>>13513336>>13513345Thanks for the heads up, everyone!
>>13513350aspirant?...metals?
>>13513325What a silly thing to say
>>13513357And I will be there too! You are my very best friend
>>13513350Aspirant?
>>13513355>being a Mac fag
>>13513238Why didn't Mandus take one of the damn guns off the wall?
Which pone would most likely be roadkill?
>>13513190oh wait, or were you talking about this one?
>>13513355>pinkie>wearing a hat and nothing elsewow such unf
>>13513345I would probably not punch your face off, if it means anything.
