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A few nights ago, I held an impromptu, livestreamed PMQ/Q&A session.
You can find it here (and be sure to subscribe!). For a list of questions answered/discussed, go here.

This Q&A was quite a bit different because I gave live audio responses to questions posted in the thread. The goal was to answer more questions, more quickly, and not skip over questions that would require a long written response. It had a few kinks but worked pretty well, and it's likely I'll switch to this format for future Q&A's.


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Old horse >>13493320

Ponies in dresses edition


And what do you think who was responsible for the awful dress designs during the coronation? Rarity? HoityToity?
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GIGANTIC, THICK, FLOPPY HORSECOCKS

ALTERNATIVELY GIANT, ROCK HARD, LEAKING ANONCOCKS
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>>13496810
>awful dress designs
the animators
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>>13496818
So the mini Celestias will go mad, tie her up and take over Ponyville won't they?
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>>13496810
blame Canada
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No one post any Satyrs,Plane ponies,Humanized,AnthroMSOB humans,fetishtext,ERPing or Questing.

I don't like those.
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>>13496810
That's a pretty dress.
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I am up way later than I should be
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>>13496820
I wish I had a forearm penis.
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>>13496833
you posted that before.
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>>13496836
AHA, NOW DRAW YOU PUPPET
DRAW TWILIGHT'S TAIL DOCK
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>>13496839
>No-one will ever compare your cock to their forearm
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>>13496833
Post "Smile, smile, smile" or some variation ITT if you're an autistic shitstain.
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>think of running a quest
>grunt out ~900 words of setup info on a whim
>see >>13496833

Preliminary feedback thread's up in the sub if anyone feels like taking a shit in my mouth.
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>you will never be the pretty mare in a pretty dress
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>>13496818
What would the mini Celestias in that animation do?
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>>13496858
Oh man I love scat!
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>>13496855
Those were the days.

What happened?
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>>13496824
Not only that but Twilight made sure they can't be destroy. Stomp on them? Bam they repair themselves.
The only way to stop them is if another unicorn undoes the spell.
Fluttershy can't fight, Dash is chased around by a few Celestias riding a big thunder cloud and shooting lighting at her, Pinkie is held by magic, AJ got tied with her own rope.
Our only hope are Rarity and the CMC who want to sneak in the library, untie Twilight so she can undo the spell.
Basically Ponyville is fucked.
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>>13496833
oh, good
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>>13496858
Can I cum in your mouth
My cum tastes great and there's loads of it
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>>13496858
Just put it in a pastebin and post it here
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>>13496864
Three fucking years.
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>>13496878
No way, the sub is right over there.
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>>13496885
But I'm too lazy
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>>13496833
Sounds like things to rice your filter with.
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>>13496858
>that gif
I always wonder why people do that. I mean, both of them must be aware that he could throw him off easily - isn't that rather degrading for the disabled guy?
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>>13496881
it's been three years since My little pony started
Good god I'm getting old
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>>13496890
Okay, here is the pastebin http://mlpg.co/qt/res/214959.html
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>>13496868
>Basically Ponyville is fucked.
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>>13496810
That dress is quite nice. Much better than the in-show one.

Luna was the one who really got the shit-end of the stick, though.
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>>13496878
Pastebin is for pleb-tier cockships.

http://1dl.us/HSh
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>>13496881
I don't feel any different
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Anon, have you ever stopped to think maybe you're a little too old to think about having a relationship with a non-existing cartoon horse?
Shouldn't you try to get a girlfriend outside? I'm getting really worried for you.
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>>13496902
>>13496914
So it's like Terminator, but with ponies?
Seems pretty good
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>>13496915
Isn't that scary?
Living in perpetual stagnation and feeling nothing?
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>>13496917
but what if I am the horse
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>>13496917
Pinkie pls
I want you.
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>>13496868
You know it would be cool to see the CMC trying to break in somewhere all of them in different sneaking suits.

Like maybe Diamond Tiara stole AB's bow and they all break in her house to get it back.
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>>13496918
Roughly. The protagonist isn't an emotionless robot, though.
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>>13496923
That's a nihilistic lifestyle.
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>>13496917
I don't want a relationship
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>>13496824
>>13496868
I...was just thinking of flip-book cartoons, but that could happen, too.

>>13496861
Raise the sun and give miniature Twilight Sparkles cookies.
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>>13496917
Well you see my entire social circle consists of myself
And I've got no confidence anyway

So I'm just as likely to get a girlfriend or boyfriend before I die as I am to get into Equestria
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>>13496937
I want a ponylationship
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>>13496923
The concept is scary, but who I was three years ago and who I am today is about as memorable as being sick and not being sick.

I've always thought that it was pretty cool that while we're sick we can't remember what it's like to not be sick, and it feels like we're going to be sick for an eternity. And then all of a sudden you're just better, and it's like, what was that all about?
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That feel when will never marry Lauren Faust, have three kids, and name them Blossom, Buttercup, and Bubbles
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>>13496868
>Dash is chased around by a few Celestias riding a big thunder cloud
She's not so good with the thunderry ones
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>>13496945
Don't you think it'd be better if Craig did that?
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we alive?
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>>13496950
I think it'd be better if rose SUCKED MY DICK
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>that glorious feel when my thread on /co/ 404s with 330+ replies
I know it's easy mode, but storytiming a comic book /co/ looks forward to as soon as you can grab and download itf rom the Win-o'-thread basically guarantees a lot of replies.
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>>13496944
...that's a neat outlook, Anon.

Also wtf happened to 4chan just now?
That was ten terrifying minutes of solitary soul-searching and introspective.
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>>13496963
Rose would be shit at sucking dicks
I've sucked heaps
You should let me
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>>13496964
Get a load of this guy cam
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>>13496847
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>>13496968

Which pony is the best at sucking dicks?
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>>13496978
The one that can suck his own dick
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>>13496973
It's the only thing that makes me feel ALIVE, anon!
You never take me out for anything! What am I supposed to do, be stuck with this thread forever?
I want to hit BUMP LIMIT, anon, I want to feel those crazy emotions again!
*sobs and runs away*
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>>13496975
What does that tail dock taste like?
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>>13496986
It's purple, so blue rasberry
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>>13496989
Is the blue horse's tail dock grape flavored then?
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>>13496938
>>I...was just thinking of flip-book cartoons, but that could happen, too.


>an army of tiny Celestias hops out of the flip-book
>they start buzzing around the room
>raising yellow skittles you had lying around and pretending that your shopping list they found is a letter from Twilight
>all of them stare in amazement when one of them finds out how the light switch works
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>>13496997
Why do you suppose tiny = chibi?
What if they don't have the intelligence of a baby, but all resemble the true Celestia?
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>>13496902
Speaking of /qt/, wasn't some doofus saying the other day that he would make a thread there to see if he could rustle up some players around the Australia/NZ time zone?
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>>13496836
>>13496975
Ahhh.. I'm sorry..

My hard drive completely fried itself today so my computer is out of action for a while..
But I borrowed this computer to make sure I got to say goodnight
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NEIGH
WHINNY
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>>13497026
Warren Ellis pls go
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>>13497028
don't fuck this
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Did Omni end up drawing Fluttershy in a sundress?
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>>13497026
Aww, how nice. Goodnight!

Thanks, I appreciate it but you don't have to say goodnight to me if it's gonna be so hard.
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>>13496452
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I want to romance Pinkie Pie.
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What does she see that makes her so happy?
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>>13497042
And bonus
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>>13497043
She's already in a committed relationship with sugar
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>>13497037
what the fuck
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>>13497045
Your tiny little dick

She has a fetish for pegging people with a 2' long strap-on and fucking a tiny guy makes it all the sweeter
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>>13497037
I didn't finish, but I couldn't save because SAI crashed
I'm sorry
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>>13497010
That would be even better.

Though I'd prefer a normal sized Celestia, I guess it would be kinda hard to hug a small one.

And I doubt I'd be able to handle multiple 'true' Celestias
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>>13497052
That's not what pony says
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>>13497040
That's okay, I should be able to replace it soon, or at least come up with something temporary, so I'll be around again

Goodnight!
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>>13497045
your dick
in her mom
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I missed you all.
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>>13497055
Too bad.
You now have 10 mini Celestias that act like the true Celestia to take care of for a day.
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>>13497065
What a strange little pony
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>>13496917
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>>13497045
Her wingless obsolescence.
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>>13497065
>Not in her brother
I'm unfing at myself right now
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>>13497067
well what were you expecting
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>>13497013
Yes. I don't know where he posted though.
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>>13497036
I CAN FUCK ANYTHING I WANT TO
INCLUDING YOU
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>>13497054
You know there's an extension that auto saves for sai, right?
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>>13497067
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>>13497087
WHAT WHERE
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>>13497072
Exactly how mini are we talking here?
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>>13497093
I had the link, but I never saved it. If only there was an extension that auto saved links...
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>>13497095
This mini
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>>13497099
>Not getting a core dump of your entire system every 10 minutes and saving it to a tape drive
pleb
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>>13497093
http://www.elfism.com/projects/elftools/autosave#.UjGnLz-Tjkt
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>>13497100
first to talk on the left

wow, fuck
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>>13497072
>tenfold dose of motherly
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>>13497100
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>>13497107
THANK YA FRIEND
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>>13497111
Would they fight over themselves for the right of your attention?
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>>13497115
THAT MEANS YOU OWE ME A DRAWING YES
I REQUEST ANON WITH MINI CELESTIAS
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>>13497112
Rarity is just imagining how she can fuck the stylus
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>>13497100
>ten tiny Celestias sitting gracefully on your shoulders, lap, head and whatever other spot they can find
>giving you good advice for the day
I can't
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>>13497120
B-BUT I CANT DRAW HUMANS FAST ENOUGH YET
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>>13497116
They are like the real Celestia, so no, most likely not. At least I have a hard time imagining Celestia doing something like that.

They'd probably equally share the attention.
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>>13497072
>Pony's attempt to bring you to Equestria will never go humorously wrong
>You will never romance your waifu whilst doll-sized, aided by nine other instances of yourself
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Remember when we used to draw ponies and laughed at the people doing self inserts? Why not just make pictures of photos of ourselves and vectors
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>>13497122
>>13497127
YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO ENJOY THIS

100 MINI CHRYSALISES ATTACK YOU AND YOUR 10 MINI CELESTIAS
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>>13497133
I'm probably not supposed to enjoy sticking rods down my dick but I still do
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>>13497126
THAT'S NO EXCUSE
http://www.alexhays.com/loomis/
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>>13497143
NIGGA YOU SMALL TIME
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/isi7dkv62ohd4b8/ZjvV-yjXHk
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>>13497133
Do they shoot mini laser beams out of their horns and make pew pew sounds?
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>>13497133
>YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO ENJOY THIS
It was kinda inevitable.

Would be kinda hard to fight of 100 mini Chrysalises without hurting them though. Maybe I can just send them over to a bugfag who will drown them in affection.
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>>13497148
WELL 100 SOMBRAS ALSO ATTACK YOU NOW
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>>13497144
DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO
YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD

https://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/Requested%20.rars/Drawing%20help.7z
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>>13497151
That's not really a problem, I'll just turn the fan on since he's mostly a waft of mist
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>>13497154
>only 94 megabytes
really?
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>>13497169
Gotta start somewhere
www.scribd.com/doc/5178935/Perspective-Made-Easy
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>>13497165
...FINE
TIME'S UP
YOU WIN
ALL 10 MINICELESITAS DISAPPEAR BACK TO THE 10 MINI EQUESTRIAS THEY CAME FROM
THE END
FOREVER
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>>13497176
oh look at that I don't think I have that one
thank you friend
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>>13497151
Oh man.
I'm gonna need to build a castle out of carboard and get a ton of the chemical mixture used in those crystal garden things.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b06sRTlQbtg
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>>13497183
More links and books here.
http://mlpg.co/art/res/23.html
Be a pal and dump more if you have it.
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What if 100 mini fluffy ponies?
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>>13497192
They drown from the moisture in the air.
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Twilight is Celestia's last line of defense if Luna should ever attempt to rise above her sister.
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>>13497188
b-but I already put my books there
I'm sure I still have some lying around my hard drive
let me look
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>>13497180
That's not how I wanted it to end
I hope I was at least allowed to say goodbye
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>>13497199
What if the last line of defense is my dick?
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>>13497206
Then it's a very small line.
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>>13497205
You weren't.
They vanished
But each one of them gave you a quick kiss on the cheek before disappearing

Look at the bright side. You're gettin 10 other miniponies to take care of
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>>13497210
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>>13497214
>you weren't
Why do you have to be so cruel, Anon?

And I don't want another 10 mini ponies, I want the Celestias back
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>>13497224
WELL TO BAD
YOU GET 10 SNIPSES
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I'm just going to post new development gifs here when they come
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http://i.imgur.com/qyU0PgD.png
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>>13497225
Goodbye, cruel world
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>>13497199
Celestia = RED
Luna = BLU
pony fortress
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>>13496839
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>>13497214
If Celestia gave me a kiss on the cheek, I'd implode with spaghetti.
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Hey puppet pal Mitch, those sure are some sexy jeans
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>>13497249
Bonk
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It was horrible, HORRIBLE!
The servers were offline for MINUTES
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>>13497228
>Twilight doesn't respond to being kissed, she just takes it
>She just watches you moving all her shit around

Still, looks interesting
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>>13496975
Holy mother of unf saine
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>>13497249
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9XVOOXw79s
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>>13497259
Her brain is off atm.

otherwise she would just be discord.
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>>13497228
How do you throw at a ball?
Also I hope that if I run to many times on the staircase I eventually fall and break my neck and get a game over
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>>13497270
...what does that mean?
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>>13497239
Understandable. Just imagine her sitting next to you, talking about her day with that soothing voice of hers you probably don't really listen to what she's saying but just the sound of it. Then, when she has to leave to take care of her royal duties, she quickly pulls you close with one of her wings and places a kiss on your forehead, telling you to take a walk through the park or visit the library till shes back, chuckling a bit when she sees your head turning red, inarticulate nonsense leaving your mouth.

I would spill my spaghetti all over the place, too.
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>>13497264
FUCK
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>>13497279
HOLY SHIT
THEY'VE GOT PAUSE?
DAY1 PURCHASE
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>>13497286
>you probably don't really listen to what she's saying
Holy shit, that's rude. I would never.
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>>13497279
It's quite sad when you have to advertise a pause function like it's some ground breaking innovation instead of an expected feature.
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>>13497279
What?
Are they actually advertising a pause function?
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>>13497297
These hands remind me of Blackfox' art.
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>>13497275
Yeah there were a couple output irregularities, these are things that have to be corrected.

That was improperly translated in the output building.

>>13497278
She would have basic responses recognizing good/bad/neutral interactions with just no differences in any of the categories as they are just meaningless place holder responses until we start incorporating various traits, attributes and other modifiers to produce a more reflective/emotional response to, me kissing her for example, or her witnessing my actions.

And then as for what she would do her self would be based on happiness but only solely happiness but not in any particular direction, that could range from doing something to promoting happiness to anything including herself, or even demoting happiness to anything including herself entirely randomly and in entirely random ways. Which would be extremely dangerous.

(good thing she is only inside a computer amirite?)
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>>13497298
>>13497294
>>13497289
You fools
They're advertising that the XBone can stop time itself

You can pause a multiplayer battle
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>>13497292
She probably wouldn't mind, Anon. She knows what effect it has on you when you are leaning against her side, feeling the warmth radiating from her pervading you, her voice calm and the pace slow but steady - it's no shame to kinda doze off under such conditions, especially after you staid up all night to help her sister with some paperwork.
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>>13497297
Not pony enough.
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>>13497307
>everyone pauses at the same time
>Earth is frozen in place
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>>13497304
Well that's something..

Still, consider me interested
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>>13497319
We weeping angels now?
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>>13497297
what's that supposed to be? I don't understand.
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>>13497321
Well the good news is I will be wrapping up my work with the world and inventory after cleaning it up a little bit and then I will be moving on to the AI.

Alpha release isn't far.
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>>13497279
I hope both Xbone and PS4 fail.
The moment you have the most basic things that all previous consoles had as a major sailing point is the moment you should go fuck youtself.
Right now they are both proud they aren't fucking you in the ass as hard as they could.
This gen sucks.
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>>13497335
MEANWHILE KLONDORK IS STILL NOT WORKING ON THE GAME NOW
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>>13497335
Sounds good. About how much of the final intended product is going to be represented in the alpha?
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>>13497340
12 files changed, 563 insertions(+), 223 deletions(-)
I just pushed that after what just was an all nighter working on it..
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Pony is going to the store and wants to know if you want anything.
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>>13497347
Can I come with her?
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>>13497347
Can you bring me some leftover love and a bottle of whiskey?
Actually, forget the love, just give me the whiskey.
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>>13497347
Yes. I want her.
On my bed. In stockings.

Also I'm out of butter and eggs so maybe she could bring some of those, too.
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Full figure is best figure
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>>13497286
That sounds more like I'm her pet.
I don't know if I would mind that or not.
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Guys Guys Guys
We've never worked on Headpones.
You know, pony headphones.
Those'd be great.
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>>13497347
ponuts
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>>13497357
>That sounds more like I'm her pet.
That wasn't really intended
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>>13497358
Do they have pony ears on them?
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>>13497358
ZEBRA EARMUFFS
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>>13497343
Hard to say, there will be a many great portions still missing.

the final product will be simulation of Equestria in the entirety.

but the alpha release I have in mind will be no more than simulation of life with Twilight Sparkle in her Library house. (maybe Spike will be there too. And perhaps one of the first things we will update with is the incorporation of the rest of the mane as AI is a large focus in Alpha)
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>>13497228
I just imagined the scene. It's fucking hilarious.
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>>13497353
>rough night of BDSM
>stop in the middle of it
>"Oh by the way, we ran out of milk."
>"What? We bought a gallon a few days ago."
>"I've been trying new recipes."
>"Oh, okay."
>BDSM continues
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>>13497362
She comes back with this box for you.
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>>13497347
Lube
We need lube unless he wants me to destroy his ass tonight
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>>13497371
This is only the extremely crude, crude, limited beginnings my friend.

As I continue to develop this game, with my goals in mind, as I anticipate the completed product, I am euphoric.
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>>13497363
Would being Celestia's pet be a bad thing?
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>>13497368
Shooting pretty high there
But that sounds great. If her reactions are as detailed as you imply then I'm sure I could waste away hours just messing with twilight in her house
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>>13497364
Yep.
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>>13497388
As long as I put effort into developing this, the better it gets.

The work of a dream builder, never ends.

Even when the day comes that we live our dreams, we must work to maintain and improve the system that it is we dream with.
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>>13497387
Yes, I like my indipendency.
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>>13497378
That's something that happened or you think could happen with pone?
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>>13497336
>Right now they are both proud they aren't fucking you in the ass as hard as they could.

IKR

Everyone was praising the shit out of Sony for not including DRM up the ass (which they probably will in one way or another anyways) without stepping back and realizing that should be a given in the first place, not something they should have to clap and cheer for.
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>>13497347

Arizona Iced Tea (I don't care which flavor) and Cheetos
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>>13497228
>no "fuck" option
It's okay- IGN
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>>13497428
How did you know?
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>>13497429
Arizona tea a shit
Full of fake sugar
Get peace tea
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>>13497428
ew,that's disgusting.
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>>13497428

I'm getting a CP vibe here.
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>>13497422
>looking for ponies
>on mlpg
So, how about Terry pratchett?
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>Anon, lemme eat your cookies!
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>>13497435

That's why I usually get any diet ones they have.
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>>13497439
they don't even LOOK good!
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>>13497444
You stay away from my fucking cookies.
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>>13497422
A night time Celestia thread, eww. They ran away because that is awful.
More ponies may sow up now that it's morning.
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>>13497444
sure I have a billion or two to spare.
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>>13497431
>Implying I won't make everything possible with my own time and work
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>>13497455

Is this from Amnesia 2???
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>>13497454
She ate all of them and sold all your structures for more
She ate those ones too
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>>13497455
listen if you have any good porn with those kids, just post it. Stop... posting boring and uninteresting young wormen.
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>>13497444
Man at this point I don't even care anymore. Not even Pinkie can do anything about it.

I just need 500 trillion more for the next time machine...
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>>13497463
Intruguing.
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>>13497473
what do time machines do?
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>>13497481
That was also a cry for help because I'm trying to do it for free for everyone.
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>>13497486
Give the most cookies
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>>13497473
>I just need 500 trillion more for the next time machine
that's not to bad
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So, should I invest in more cursors or more grandmas?
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You niggers know if you soft reset, you get to start over with heavenly chips, right?
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did LK died?
I haven't seen him in forever
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>>13497501
Who cares
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>>13497516
He's here literally every day
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I have dedicated my life to the pursuit and accomplishment of the best possible.

The best possible being the absolute most happiness for everything.
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Would pony like a human who premature ejaculates?
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>>13497520
I do
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>>13497514
I already have 82.
I'll reset when 1.036 gets released . Well reset after selling all my shit and then refresh to get the update.
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>>13497532
>selling everything before soft reset
Why didn't I think of that?
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>>13497528
that's very honourable of you.
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>>13497514
of course I do
what do you think I am, a busta?
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>>13497530
No
Of course not

Stop trying to lessen your deficiencies
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>>13497535
Orteil is removing that part so don't fell bad.
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>>13497541

pfffffft
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>>13497528
What kind of post is that?
Utilitarianism?
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>>13497528
That's called Utilitarianism
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>>13497528
As long as that means a virtual world where I can neglect real life for the sake of pones
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>>13497552
now who is the cheater, cheater?

>>13497554
>>13497555
guys pls
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>>13497555
UNF
Smart guys turn me on
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>>13497565
I'm smart! refractary period!
Darwinism!
Heliogabalus!
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>>13497571
>Heliogabalus
What's that? I know Helio is sun, but gabalus is a new one on me.
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Oh jesus guys
I've just understood
A wizard has to be a virgin in oder to become a wizard,right

THAT'S WHY PRATCHETT'S WIZARDS ARE ALL VIRGINS
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>>13497554
>>13497555
Yes it is, because to be quite honest if everyone understood what I was trying to accomplish they would be to. In fact there quite literally is no better purpose.
>>13497561
A virtual world is the key, where there are no consequences, where the pain you inflict, is pain that doesn't have to be felt and where the ecstasy you share can be magnified.
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>>13497576
It's a greek guy.
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>>13497565
I KNOW BIG WORDS TO TWILIGHT
UH CYCLOHEPTYNE AND 1-PHENYLHEPTA-1,3,5-TYRYNE
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>>13497378
>implying a gallon of milk lasts more than two days
Also, how do stockings imply BDSM?
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>>13497577
Isn't it even explained in the books?
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>>13497581
Lay off the weed man
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>>13497576
Apparently it's a roman sun god
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>>13497587
No, it's because they can create a sourcerer if they breed too much.
But it's fun anyway.
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>>13497525
He needs to stream more often.
I want to pretend it's Summer 2011 again.
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>>13497387
I'd rather be her partner than her pet.
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>>13497576
Roman emperor.
Elagabalus (Marcus Aurelius Antoninus Augustus, c. 203 – 11 March 222), also known as Heliogabalus, was Roman Emperor from 218 to 222

I only know the name because it's in "I am the very model of a modern major general".
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>>13497577
>>13497587
Yeah, if I remember correctly it was forbidden to prevent sourcerors; 7th sons have wizardly powers, 7th son of 7th son is a sourceror.
...I'd never thought about it before, but does that mean Rincewind has 6 siblings out there?
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>>13497588
>wanting happiness is being a stoner
No
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>>13497587
They kinda create demigods if they have too many children so basically wizards get told to not fuck. After some time they forgot why. All they know is that they aren't alowed to fuck.
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>>13497565
Antidisestablishmentarianism
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>>13497592
>>13497598
Oh, you're right.
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>>13497598
Wasn't it the 8th one?
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>>13497598
WHAT THE HELL RINCEWIND ISN'T A SOURCERER

ARE YOU GOING TO SPOIL SOME SHIT TO ME
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>>13497600
Thank you so much for that.

I'm getting really worn out of trying to get people to understand what I'm trying to say.
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>>13497535
Isn't the amount of heavenly chips related to your all time cookies anyway?
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This... this cookie game is neat.
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Rina chan just opened my eyes you guys

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6KDmnfjfmE
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>>13497621
>rina chan
that bitch is everywhere man
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>>13497619
ANON NO
QUIT NOW WHILE YOU STILL CAN
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>>13497621
I really don't want to watch that..
okay, just a few seconds
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>>13497584
>>13497603
G-guys
You have to display your intelligence in conversation else it's pointless

It's no good knowing big words if you don't know how to use them
That applies to some other big things~
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>>13497619
We lost another one...
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>>13497627
>>13497621
NOPE FUCK THIS
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>>13497626
But... I've just got to 7000! I can buy a... shipment!
I wonder what that does!
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>>13497621
So, basically the guy who wrote it is mad that he can't hang out with his favorite contributors?
I mean, it's kinda normal that people with same interests talk to each other.
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>>13497621
Can someone post the "I am going to use a cartoon character as a soapbox for my asinine opinions" picture?
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>>13497634
It gives you more cookies

It's a resource management game with one resource that buys you more of the same resource

You can emulate it exactly if you type 1*2 into a calculator and keep pressing equals
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>>13497645
I have this
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>>13497645
You are welcome
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>>13497648
>>13497649
Thank you
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>>13497630
You're very purple
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>>13497608
Oh, looks like you're right, been a while since I've read that one.

>>13497609
Nah, I'm just referring the the first part; the 8th (corrected from 7th) son is a wizard, so Rincewind must have a ton of siblings we haven't heard about if I'm not mistaken there.
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>>13497661
Oh,right.
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>>13497647
>You can emulate it exactly if you type 1*2 into a calculator and keep pressing equals

That's pretty much all I did during math classes shortly before graduation.
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>>13497619
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cD69PAIqiYo
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>>13497631
Cookie game is garbage, wake up people!
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>>13497630
Good morning, that's a nice tnetennba.
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>>13497630
Unit 731 (731部隊 Nana-san-ichi butai?, Chinese: 731部队) was a covert biological and chemical warfare research and development unit of the Imperial Japanese Army that undertook lethal human experimentation during the Second Sino-Japanese War (1937–1945) and World War II. It was responsible for some of the most notorious war crimes carried out by Japanese personnel. Unit 731 was based at the Pingfang district of Harbin, the largest city in the Japanese puppet state of Manchukuo (now Northeast China).

It was officially known as the Epidemic Prevention and Water Purification Department of the Kwantung Army (関東軍防疫給水部本部 Kantōgun Bōeki Kyūsuibu Honbu?). Originally set up under the Kempeitai military police of the Empire of Japan, Unit 731 was taken over and commanded until the end of the war by General Shiro Ishii, an officer in the Kwantung Army.
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>>13497583
>>13497597
Ah, thanks both!
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>>13497673
Good job
My cunt is completely desiccated now
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>>13497670
Oh god it's so true.
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>>13497683
well fuck you purple horse, I'm going to pinkie's, she's always ready for me.
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>>13497683
Don't worry, this won't be a problem. I brought lube.
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>>13497683
Sic semper tyrannis!
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>>13497671
>not sheeple
2/10, I'm not sure you tried at all.
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What if all Twilight wants isn't a smart man, but a dumb one? That way she has someone to always be smart to and where she can be dumb too if she feels like it?
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>>13497683
Strecum stercum stercum moriturus sum
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>>13497703
But I don't think she can ever be dumb. That's her curse
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>>13497703
Twilight is dumb a lot more often than smart
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>>13497703
Look at that purple butt
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I seriously need connections...

Honestly as much as I am willing to work my ass off for this which I will work as hard as I need to do this. It would only be smarter to make this easier on myself.

advice at least.
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>>13497718
If you can, get a medical or engineering degree. If you can't, get any job, work. That's it. If you live with your parents, even a shit job can get you enough dosh to invest, assuming you invest well, after a few decades you should be relatively rich.
Note that investing into buttcoin is not a good investment regardless of the outcome.
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>>13497718
Make a thread in the sub so that way there is a solid place for that particular topic. That way people can discuss that project and it won't float away with MLPG. Doesn't mean you can't talk about it here, but it'll give a stationary place.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVlIsUoQsjY

This is hilarious.
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GUISE STOP THE DEAD
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>>13497729
>decades
That amount of lost time horrifies me when I could spend that time improving, developing and manufacturing my concept.

I can't afford to spend my time doing things irrelevant to this, I'm trying to finish Alpha actually and I was thinking of doing a kickstarter for the project.
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>>13497747
Some of the movies are good but most of his stuff is kinda bad.
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>>13497757
Wait, I'm lost here, what project are you talking about?
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>>13497761
yeah.
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>>13497756
NO WE MUST GO DEEPER
TAKE BACK EVERYTHING WE LOST
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>>13497757
Kickstarter for a pony text adventure?
Yeah. that's not going to work
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>>13497757
Hasbro will rape you with a spiked dildo if you do that.
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>>13497771
If he could roll in the brony bux it could work. Or use that kickstarter for lewd stuff.
>>13497782
This too. Copyright because you are making money off their product.
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I know what you‘re thinking

Kissing Rainbow Dash on the mouth!
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>>13497763
A series of projects, incremental to a larger concept.

see:>>13497228

This current project is an engine which will be used to simulate entire fantasy universes. this being a text based one which in the end will hopefully play like a living book.

>>13497771
I am only developing pony with it for debugging and as placeholders largely.

MLTG and the engine that supports it are actually to completely different entities.

>>13497782
Which is why MLTG is not what I'll be advertising in the kickstarter.
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>>13497793
WHY
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>>13497794
I-I wasn't thinking that at all!!
yes i was
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>>13497800
ITS NOT WORTH IT
IM GETTING OFF THIS RIDE
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>>13497793
>bel paese
what's that got to do with italy?
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>>13497797
Either way, text adventures have pretty much no audience
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>>13497812
>text adventures have pretty much no audience
what
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>>13497794
JON I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING
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>>13497797
It will most likely fail tough.
Kickstarter is kinda oversaturated at the moment.
Unless you know how to advertise and have a small goal it will probably fail.
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>>13497812
>text adventures have pretty much no audience
u wot m8
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>>13497819
no I mean I really know what you're think
THESE T-SHIRTS ARE GONNA SAVE SOME LIVES
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>>13497794
LEWD
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>>13497797
Aren't there many interactive fiction engines though? Why make another one?
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CHRIST MANE

GET A HOBBY SLASH GIRLFRIEND
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>>13497816
>>13497830
If there was an audience they would still be sold
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>>13497831
EVEN DEMONS KNOW
EVEN DEMONS KNOW!
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>>13497844
>they would still be sold
but they are
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>>13497843
it's hilarious that he thinks irrelivant nyx spam is even going to acheive anything
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>>13497843
dude i haven't done this in forever
can't i get like one every three months without you whining
jesus
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>>13497849
Apart from VNs?
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>>13497851
hey wait a minute
are the filenames named after towns in Europe?
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>>13497854
>oh look, there's something I don't like
>scroll wheel down
I never understood hateanons.
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>>13497867
Oh those poor spammers with their hateanons
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>>13497812
Not true, choose your own adventures are very much a like except even better, reading is still quite popular and highly relevant while there is a large and even growing gaming industry.

There isn't much competition in the text adventure genre which is a thing to note and there really hasn't been a project on this scale when it comes to simulation.

(graphically no, but that is for a future project, besides does imagination count? Ever read a book? Can be really immersive)

And this game can be available on many platforms including mobile ones.

so there is already access to many different markets which makes it available to many people very easily.
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>>13497861
yes
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>>13497865
yeah
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>>13497872
so persecuted
such hate
wow
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>>13497872
Yes, I am a hypocrite in that sense.
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>>13497878
what
why use them?
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>>13497859
Ok fine.

I was about to go to bed anyway.
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>>13496810
The animators or some other studio art and design staff, so rarity probably

There's little to no difference because rarity's "tastes" are actually the show artists tastes with a rarity spin. That's just part of ponies not being real.
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>>13497873
Most people aren't really interested in it tough.
Even if there still exists a huge audience most of them won't throw money at a project from a nobody.
This is you main problem at the moment if you want to make a kickstarter.
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>>13497873
And in all honesty this project has barley left the gates and has already attracted a lot of attention with extremely limited PR.

(a few threads and posts on 4chan)
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>>13497891
why not?
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>>13497873
You're free to try
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>>13497902
IT'S EMMENTALER YOU PIECE OF SHIT
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>>13497896
i appreciate it, man
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HEY NYX WANT TO READ MY FANFICS
HEY NYX ILOVEE YOU
HEY NYXON
IM DEAD
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Why such dead horse?
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>>13497907
noted, will update for the next run, thanks
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you know what? I don't really care for cookies anymore. after you get the alchemy lab, it's kinda boring.
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>Everything that has gone wrong in Equestria is either because of Celestia making a shitty call, or The Elements of Harmony for merely existing.
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What if you took nyx and drew her as a sergal?

And then took that sergal, and drew it hugging rarity? In front of a TV with the wedding episode playing? And what if they were reading printed, bound, and gilded copy of FO:E together?

Would the world collapse from all that terrible in one place?
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>>13497911
>tfw griffy is fucking dead
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>>13497899
On other places than /mlp/?
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>>13497911
aw yeah
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>>13497918
I stopped playing when the game told me it was time to stop playing. Is that weird?
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>>13497918
You should get back to thinking about ponies now.
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>>13497917
Good boy.
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>>13497937
why bronies never have chins
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>>13497897
>That's just part of ponies not being real.
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>>13497944
But it's just running in the background. I mean it's just there, I'm watching videos and checking mlpg because we dead.
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>late night MLPG with no fetish talk
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>>13497898
Well we'll just have to see, I know the potential and I know I can do it.
>>13497903
I guess when it comes to garnering support that is all I can do, that and hopefully push out the alpha and hopefully give people a better understanding of the direction I am taking this.

>>13497934
Well actually I did get a nightly round up post on EQD and I did get an amount of traffic, and I can't remember who it was I submitted it to from the site, one of the admins obviously but he talked about enthused he was about the project himself if that counts for anything. I mean that comment of his is one I hear quite a bit.
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>>13497950
not true. Most of them have too many chins.
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>>13497925
That's not really fair, Anon. I bet most of the things gone wrong weren't due to Celestia and she also lived over a thousand years so she had a lot of time to make mistakes.
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>>13497955
>late night
it's 5 pm.
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>>13497950
Sucking too much dick and it imploded.
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>>13497927
I'd hug sergal rarity
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>>13497967
It's late night somewhere
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>>13497955
Its almost 9 in the morning.
If you wanted to, you could start some fetish talk.
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>>13497971
it's always dawn somewhere.
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>>13497955
Just start it. If it's about the right pony, I'd probably join.
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>>13497925
>The Elements of Harmony for merely existing.
Harmony is described as being a balance between order and chaos
maybe the balance has been shifted, causing chaos to have a better hold on the world and order need to fix it again
I wonder if it works the other way around
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>>13497975
I want to hug twilight, pinkie and celestia and have a four-way with them.
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>There are people on MLPG right now who haven't seen every episode yet.
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>>13497975
>>13497977
The point is this place is normally fetish general around this time.

>>13497980
I.. I don't know how it normally gets started, just that it does
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>>13497987
I've only seen every episode once. I like the MLPG meta, not the actual show.
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>>13497985
oh wait I'm a fucking idiot
its the name of cheese
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>>13497960
Look if you even want to have a change slut yourself. Slut yourself everywhere.

Do a few demos. Like a version with ponies and one on the bridge of the Enterprise or something like that.

Also post it on Reddit. That will guarantee you a lot of attention if done right.

Sluting yourself and advertising it is what you need to do if you want to have success with kickstarter.
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>>13497970
i dont know what a sergal is but if it's rarity it's definitely worth hugging
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>>13497987
le epic doge face is my favorite new meme XD
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>>13497988
Pick a pony and a fetish.
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>>13497960
In fact I'll be quite honest, my only real concerns are time and outside distractions BECAUSE I WANT TO LIVE TO SEE THIS CONCEPT (not just the text based project) COMPLETED SO I CAN EXPERIENCE FOR IT MYSELF. BECAUSE YES, I WANT TO EXPERIENCE EVERYTHING AND ANYTHING I HAVE EVER THOUGHT OF EXPERIENCING.
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>>13497992
there you go :)
I knew you'd get it eventually.
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>>13497987
wow

such lies

can't believe

probably true tho
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>>13497999
what does cheese have to do with nyx though?
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>>13497991
Understandable. The actual show is childish bullshit for dysfunctional autists. No sane, well adjusted person has a reason to spend their time watching it instead of the many more stimulating pursuits available to them.

Congratulations, you're normal. Now leave us to be dysfunctional autists in peace.

>tfw every episode at least twice
>tfw season 1 3 times, some episodes 10+ times
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>>13497954
This is what happens when someone copies an abstract visual signifier without understanding it.
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>>13497996
Nyx
Prehensile genitalia
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>>13497995
Glad you're enjoying yourself, it's good to be happy about tings.
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>>13498004
Ah, now we've hit the crux. Figure that out and I'll be really impressed.
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>>13498015
you little shit, do I have to read past sins?
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>>13498010
Or tries to draw without understanding of construction.
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>>13498010
thanks for the update

>>13498013
it really is, isn't it?
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>>13498017
It does not require you to be conversant in Past Sins, no.
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mothpone
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>>13498006
No way, this place is too fun.
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>>13497994
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>>13498027
you better not go full renne quest on me, nerd
give me a hint
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>>13498006
> No sane, well adjusted person has a reason to spend their time watching it instead of the many more stimulating pursuits available to them.
>no normal person watches TV, ever
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>>13498040
i'll be here if you form a guess or something at some point
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>>13498024
>it really is, isn't it?
Why else would any pathetic lowlife waste their time in these dead threads?
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I love you guys
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>>13498042
MLP is one of the worst things on TV for adults. Reality shows are probably better than you for childish escapism.
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>>13497996
>I don't know how it normally gets started, just that it does

Geez Anon, it's really not that hard. Even something like this can be enough if people are horny:
Made you look, didn't I?
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>>13498058
Everything can be bad escapism when taken to an obsession.
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>>13498054
I'm honestly not sure why 'anyone' would do something if it's not making them personally happy.
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>>13498065
>tfw caught
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>>13498051
I know ! it's because she's a cheesy character.
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>>13498051
YOU LITTLE SHIT
I'm going to go look up all history concerning Nyx, pony and greek mythology

I will find out why
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>>13498068
And then you have fundamentally bad escapism that's actually just a symptom of your shitty self or experience that isn't doing anything to help it

Like watching moe anime
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>>13498058
Not everything has to be escapism
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>>13498078
see>>13498076
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>>13498086
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
HOW MUCH OF A FUCKING WEENIE AM I NOW?
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>>13498074
How would you react if she caught you?
Would you try to explain yourself and get out of it somehow?Run away?Or just stand there and await your 'punishment'?
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>>13498096
stop posting.
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>>13498084
What's wrong with escapism anyway?
>you feel that your life is shit
>you do what you can to enjoy it despite that through escapism

But apparently that's a bad thing.
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>>13498081
MLP is better than moe anime because it has more horsepower.
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>>13498097
Look at her and say hi.
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>>13498097
What exactly did she catch me doing..?
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>>13498074
Man she had such a small pony rump back then, she has really filled out over the seasons though.
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>>13498099
>>13498095
gaaaaaaay
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Chocolate rain
Some stay dry and others feel the pain
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>>13498105
It's only bad when a person replaces that fantasy with reality.
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>>13498105
It's because other people feel uncomfortable around you when you don't enjoy your life in a way they deem appropriate even though it doesn't affect them
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>>13498097
Say hello and ask her how her day was while trying not to show how surprised I am.
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>>13498090
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>>13498123
aw yeaaaahhhhhh
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>>13498137
the only good picture
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>>13498135
[Appleloosas Interally]
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>>13498141
the best one is one after the next one
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>>13498004
>Nightmare Moon
>Moon
>Cheese

You should be able to solve this
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>>13498131
It's just a hobby of mine to see other ways of living.
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I wonder what a psychologist would think about an obsession with gay horses

>no strong father figure
>mother looked like a horse (drove father figure away by looking like a horse -or- father figure was from MLPG)
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>>13498116
Looking at her butt while she was reading a book.
And not just a quick glance, you stood there for quite a while.

>>13498134
She starts telling you about her day, talking in detail about the conversation she had with the ambassador from the Gryphon kingdom.
She constantly slips stuff like how her behind hurts from sitting on that uncomfortable chair for so long in though and shoots you dirty grins.
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>>13498141
wow so heteronormative

how about you check your privilege?
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>>13498161
how about no?
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YOU
I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A GAY BAR
I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A GAY BAR
I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A GAY BAR GAY BAR GAY BAR
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>>13498173
hey
hey guys
hey guys
kloudmutt can't art XD

XD XD
XD
remember that epic mlpg meme guys?
remember that?
guys?
remember?
XD
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quickly someone spam all the gayburn shit in outer /mlp/ so we don't have to deal with mane's bullshit
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>>13498157
I'm shameless in my butt glances. I tell her she has an excellent behind, but that my interests lie with another
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>>13498157
Oh no, she better see the royal butt pony! The whole kingdom could be in trouble of her highness's heiny was in trouble.
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>>13498169
Why is Rainbow napping so angrily?
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>>13498169
THE ARTIFACTS
IT HURTS
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>>13498188
>dat presenting
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>>13498169
>>13498192
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>13498189
She's dreaming of something that's making her angry.
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>>13498197
i know right
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I wanna be anon's little pony
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>>13498192
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CHOOSE YOUR PONY
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>>13498192
GET OUT OF HERE STALKER
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>>13498208
What would make Dasie angry?
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>>13498217
RARITY
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>>13498217
Dosh
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>>13498182
You sparked her curiosity with this one. She doesn't outright ask but it's obvious that she wants to know who that mysterious pony is that sports a behind more desirable than hers.

>>13498187
But Anon, the royal butt doctor is you
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>>13498224
POST RARITY AND WHY YOU PICKED HER
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>>13498223
Being cummed into
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>>13498226
POST MONEY AND WHY YOU HAVE SO MUCH
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>>13498192
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>>13498232
SHE'S MY WAIFU
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>>13498223
Communism.
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>>13498217
I choose hat pony
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>>13498238
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>>13498247
POST HATS AND WHY YOU LOVE WEARING THEM
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>>13498217
YELLOW2.3AUTISM
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>>13498246
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Oh shit
My dick is already diamond hard even though she hasn't even had any lines yet
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>>13498227
I don't remember accepting the responsibilities of being the royal butt pony...
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>>13498264
POST KIDS WITH DOWNS AND WHY YOU HATE THEM SO MUCH
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>>13498266
Your taste is shit
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>>13498227
Well..
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>>13498266
>watching that shit
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>>13498279
Get fucked flutterfag
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>>13498253
BECAUSE GABEN TOLD ME TO
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>>13498285
If you like any of the EG designs your taste is shit
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>>13497876
Unrelated to the argument (and also late), but can you give some examples? I genuinely don't know of any recent games that play by parsing entered commands like that.
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>>13498287
GABEN DOESNT TELL YOU SHIT
YOU LOVE HATS AND HOW THE LOOK
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>>13498283
Why not?
Do you let MLPG determine everything that you like or don't like?
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>>13498293
the ones from the 80s are still being sold
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>>13498296
yeah bro you got me
the only reason i think EQG sucks is because MLPG told me to think that way
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>>13498296
>needing MLPG to tell you that EG is shit
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>>13498271
It's not a responsibility Anon, it's an honor.
And you don't have to accept anything, the position is appointed to you by her - no contracts or signatures necessary! After all, who'd be better suited for this than you with your dextrous fingers?
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>>13498308
glad you are being honest
>>
wheres our fukin janitor
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>tfw the online corset store I buy from has gone full steampunk

son of a bitch

i just want pretty corsets, not this fucking beltnzipper faggotry
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>>13498329
eat shit, pantyanon
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>>13498312
...this seems to have taken a turn into molestia territory.
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>>13498342
She shrinks back at your suggestion that she might force herself on you, apologizing for her improper behavior. She doesn't know what came over her - that's really not how she normally acts.
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>>13497718
What you need is medical help.
Desperately.
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>>13498295
YOU HAVE EXPOSED MY LIES AND UNCOVERED THE TRUTH, HAT LOOKS GOOD ON CUTE HORSE
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>>13498370
But.. but I liked it..
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>>13498363
We should stram it and all watch.
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>>13498375
But there are no cute horses in that picture
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>>13498375
YES
BE HONEST WITH YOURSELF
TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW MUCH YOU LOVE HAT PONY
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>>13498370
Sounds like the poor girl has a lot of pent up feelings. She should tell me about them.
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Pony says it's her turn to use the computer
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>>13498397
but I just sat down
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>>13498397
Why the fuck would I share a computer with a horse
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>>13498397
well too bad
I paid for it, you wait your turn
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>>13498401
Nu uh. Pony was watching, you've been using it all day and she wants her turn
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>>13498410
pony's an idiot
that was work
which is why I was on my work computer

I'm done with that which is why I'm on my masturbation computer
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>>13498405
Pony needs to check her updates and talk to her friends
>>13498406
Pony's been waiting all day
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>>13498397
But this isnt a computer, its my phone
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>>13498418
Pony should have bought her own computer then
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>>13497987
S3 is not canon.
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>>13498418
She can go find the nearest publicly available computer.
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>>13498416
But pony couldn't use the computer when you were at work, the power button is too small for her hooves..
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>>13498397
Jokes on her, I have an extra spare! I would love it if we play vidya together.
>>
http://derpibooru.org/425800

unf
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Do you think Equestria has the technology to make prosthetic wings for disabled pegasi that work like fold-out hang gliders?
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>>13498418
>Pony's been waiting all day
well to bad, nerd
its mine
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>>13498435
the only thing unf about that is the hyper boobies
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>>13498422
>>13498428
Pony says she does more than enough for you to grant her a turn on the computer
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>>13498397
>other people
>using MY computer

lol
olo
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>>13498429
it wasn't off, it was just asleep
we've been over this
pony just needed to move the mouse or press a key on the keyboard

you know what
forget it
there's not even any good new porn
I'm going to sleep

pony better click golden cookies if she's going to use the computer
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>>13498418
>Pony's been waiting all day
Why does she have to wait? I could just make a computer out of spare parts. She could help!
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>>13498434
Pony doesn't play many video games, her hooves make them too hard
>>13498445
>>13498453
Pony is gonna tell on you
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>>13498427
Season 4 will be the best we've seen yet.
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>>13498379
You can almost hear the wheels spinning in her head while she tries to figure out what's stronger: Her urges or her discomfort with forcing herself on you - even if you just pretend to resist.
After what seems like half an eternity to you, she seems to have come to a conclusion. Mostly indicated by her suddenly wrapping her wings around you and pulling you close to her chest, holding you so tight that you don't have any chance to escape.
She slowly bends her neck, bringing her mouth right next to your ear
"Lets see if I can convince you that you DO want this after all"
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>>13498437
>fold-out hang gliders?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=68AqHwgk2s8
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>>13498435
http://derpibooru.org/425946
counter ubf
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>>13498384
YOU AND I ARE ENEMIES NOW
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>>13498437
Probably, but they wouldn't have anything more complex than gliding wings
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>>13498462
Who is she gonna tell? My mom?
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>>13498462
>Pony is gonna tell on you
TO WHO?
Its my house, I make the god damn rules
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>>13498456
Pony says she will, and she kisses you on the cheek
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>>13498462
But why would pony want a computer?
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>>13498459
Pony isn't very good at making things..
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>>13498244
hehe. I knew I wasn't the only one who thought of that.
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>>13498468
>man that Dash sure it cross eyed
>...oh wait that's Derpy
>why is that so unf if it's Derpy?
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>>13498468
Well that certainly counters my unf
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>>13498478
>>13498481
Pony is telling Pony Protection Services that you're being unfair to Pony
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>>13498387
It's a kinda weird position you are in right now. You have a pony Princess almost as tall as you sitting on your lap, her forelegs crossed and her face hidden behind her mane while she tells you about the burdens of her heart and soul.
Her coat brushing against your arms is a really nice feeling and you have to concentrate to not get distracted by it.
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>>13498496
its not dash or derpy
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>>13498468
Ew.
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>>13498507
No wait, what if Pony and I play on the computer together?
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>>13498489
Pony has online friends she wants to talk to, and she wants to check her youtube and tumblr
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300 thousand cookies more and I'll be able to open a portal!
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>>13498512
I'm talking about the far left one.
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>>13498507
Why doesn't pony just use one of my old computers?
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>>13498507
ohyeahyeahyeasureyoucanyoumycomputerjustdonttellanyoneIcantgoanoutheryearinthehole
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>>13498466
U-Unf
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>>13498509
Hug the princess, lay your head on her shoulder and listen closely.
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>>13498520
its not dash or derpy
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>>13498519
Oh yeah, I remember buying a portal for the first time. Now I have a hundred of them... again.
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Do you honor and attempt to practice the six elements of harmony in your daily life?
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>>13498529
Then who?
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>>13498515
Oh sure. The computer made of share parts is more than powerful enough for that.

But it would be nice if she vidya with me.
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>>13498514
>>13498523
Well.. alright. As long as Pony gets to talk to her friends, and you don't spy on her conversations
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>>13498535
>practicing magic
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>>13498535
I lurk mlpg for 8 hours a day.
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>>13498537
think about it
they are all fillies, just grown up
also not scootaloo
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>>13498535
But I can't use magic
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What do you think it's like to cuddle Rainbow Dash, hold her close to yourself, and get a nice long whiff of her when she's been working out all day?
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>>13498540
Pony will use that one then, and Pony would like to playing video games but she'd need a controller that works with hooves
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>>13498544
begin spying on pony's conversations to know whether she tells her pony friends she likes me
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>>13498546
>>13498553
but friendship is magic
you guys have friends, right?
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>>13498535
Depression
Self-pity
Loneliness
Escapism
Apathy
Self-hatred
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>you will never be double penetrated by zebras
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>>13498555
I'd say "pretty horrible".
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>>13498558
>MLPG
>friends
Pick one
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>>13498544
Why, is pony talking about things she shouldn't be talking about?
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>>13498525
A wide grin appears on her face when she sees that your resistance is already faltering. She starts to caress your back with the tip of her wings - you shiver as those heavenly soft feathers trail down along your spine, loosening tensions you weren't even aware of.
"What do you want me to do next, Anon?"
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>>13498558
I've got you guys.
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>>13498535
no. one of my floormates stole food from me again and i'm gonna find out who it was and break apart a utility knife blade into it's segments and mix it with his cereal.
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>>13498556
Not like its hard for me to get one from ebay or any online retailer. I hope she enjoy her computer that I made for her! Those spare parts would have collected dust for years of disuse.
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>>13498576
;_;7
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>>13498557
Pony catches you spying and pouts, minimizing her conversations and refusing to do anything else
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>>13498556
I could probably build one
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>>13498558
I've been living with friends for years and I haven't even been able to cast a single magic missle
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>>13498552
I figured the lefternmost one was an adult, since her butt comes up to the others upper backs and she's even got her legs bent a bit
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>>13498582
I'm full of acquaintances, but I can never get over that. I never call people up to go somewhere but I'm always happy when they do.
I don't understand what I'm so afraid of.
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>>13498571
N-No.. Pony just wants some privacy..

>>13498579
Pony gets excited and knocks over the computer by accident, the computer makes a loud fizzling sound and won't turn on
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>>13498583
hug pony.
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>>13498599
You make it sound like this didn't happen before. The repair is simple enough and I got enough spare parts for 2 computers.
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>>13498599
...decide to take a long walk outside before I do something I might regret later.
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>>13498573
"Uhhh..." I blush and dart my eyes away
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>>13498576
You're my best friend anon
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>>13498528
Her reservation breaks and she buries her muzzle in your hair, telling you about all the things that are getting to her. It's a bit hard to understand since your hair muffles her voice and you are sure that you heard a few quiet sobs, but from what you can gather she's afraid that her sister might still be angry at her for the banishment and that the 1000 years of exile will make it hard for Luna to catch up and make new friends.
As her voice gets more and more shaky she wraps her wings around both of you, forming an almost sound-proof, feathery safe-zone.
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>>13498584
Pony says she'd like that
>>13498602
Pony caves and hugs you back, carefully returning to her conversations
You spy her telling her friends how warm and fuzzy she felt during that hug
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>>13498622
Hug celestia tight and run my hands on her back to soothe her. Any attempt to vocalize will surely ruin everything.
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>>13498573
Try not to pop a boner.
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>>13498633
>You spy her telling her friends how warm and fuzzy she felt during that hug
Hnng
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>>13498607
Oh.. Pony apologizes and awaits the repairs
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>>13498633
Smile and let pony have her own space. Prepare supper for pony with delicious and nutritiously scrumptious apples.
She's such a nice pony.
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It's true what they say. When one has scraped the bottom of the barrel, he can only go up.
good thread guys.
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>>13498646
Pony uses this time to dig for digital information and steals your identity, credit cards, and bank accounts.
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>>13498653
I won't fucking lie, my dick tingled when her boobs blew up.
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>>13498653
What is this?
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>>13498659
But not her hips and ass?
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>>13498653
>MSOB_and_GG_collaborating.gif
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>>13498656
Useless, my digital information is compeltely hidden and encrypted just for this sole reason.
Pony isn't capable of getting the passwords.
Stop spreading lies on pony.
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>>13498637
Pony feels your sudden reaction and turns around to make sure you're okay
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>>13498665
The only other things were a tail, her hands, and a belly.
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>>13498671
about*
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>>13498661
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9i6ROv1JKfg

Trigger warning: The source of all GG's childhood fetishes.
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>>13498673
Oh no, it's too adorable, I'm having a heart attack! A playful fake one!
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>>13498636
You turn your face away, closing your eyes and pretending she's not there. You force yourself to think of something boring to prevent your body from betraying you... maybe doing the dish- something wet laps right across your face. Your eyes shoot open, meeting her magenta gaze. It takes you some time to realize that her tongue is hanging out, confirming your suspicion where that wet feeling came from.
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>>13498674
That's her hips, not her belly.
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>>13498646
>>13498671
Pony continues to happily chat away with her friends
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>>13498643
Pony can use my computer while I fix it. When its done, then we both can use it.
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>>13498682
Pony panics and climbs onto your chest, trying to figure out what's wrong. There's genuine fear in her expression
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1- Let Applebloom die, leaving Applejack with the knowledge that she royally fucked up.
2- Save Applebloom, but let Applejack die from Twilight's life-force transfer spell.
3- Save both by convincing Applejack to let you do the life-force transfer with her.
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>>13498716
what's that?
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>>13498716
kill them both
seduce big macintosh
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>>13498681
>you will never pal with GG and be fetish buddies
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>>13498716
3, how is this even a question
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>>13498683
My body shivers and I try to back away, still avoiding her eyes
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>>13498683
Such a playful and silly pony.
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>>13498715
Oh no, it's too sweet, I'm dead.
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>>13498681
>TF
>Breast Expansion
>Hips expansion
>Overall growth
>Inner mouth shots
>Femdom
>Progressively ripped clothing
Where was this movie when I was a kid?
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>>13498737
No you fool, Celestia likes shy guys! Stop adding fuel to the fire!
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>>13498634
You hold her tight, slowly running your fingers up and down along her spine while the Princess wails her suffering to you. After a while she calms down, raising one hoof to her face. She sneakingly wipes away a tear with one of her wings - not that you hadn't realized, the wet spot on your shoulder is a pretty clear indication that she did more than just let out a few dry sobs. You decide to act like you hadn't seen it though - it must be quite embarrassing for a being like her to break down in tears.
She lets out a sigh, her voice still a little bit shaky, before she hops from your lap and gives you a peck on the cheek.

"Thank you Anon - I really needed that."
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>>13498742
This is like Totally Spies all over again
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>>13498741
Pony watches you for a few seconds before bursting into tears, her forelegs moving your head back and forth. She keeps telling you to wake up
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>>13498752
It's not like there's any chance to get away, Celestia is too much stronger.
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>>13498681
I don't even know how to react to this anymore.
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>>13498752
I want to see just how forceful she can be
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>>13498768
What if Celestia chases Anon in a "game"? Pepe Le Pew style.
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>>13498767
Oh no, please don't cry pony. I was just pretending.
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>>13498773
Search your feelings, what do they say?
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>>13498773
look at those fucking hips
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>>13498737
>>13498738
You turn away again, but it's too late. Celestia already heard your surprised murmur about her being a silly pony. She presses her muzzle under your chin, each of her breaths sending a wave of warm air over your skin.
You can feel it before you hear it, the words forming in her throat sending out slight vibrations.
"Did you just call your Princess silly?" she asks with a low, playful growl.
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>>13498761
Smile and tell her that if she wants, anon is always there to listen. She shouldn't bottle everything up like that!
also praise her wings,they're incredibly soft.
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>>13498785
I would definitely be sprinting as if my life depended on it, though I'm confident there's nowhere I could go to hide.
God knows I can't outrun her.
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>>13498802
Pony flies at you, wrapping her forelegs around your neck, still crying. Pony is so glad you're okay

Pony says she loves you
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>>13498762
>totally spies
so many guilty young faps.
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>>13498817
Yeah, you may very well be nuts.
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>>13498815
I-I hope no one notices my beef
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>>13498841
Kiss pony on the snout and tell her I love her too.
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>>13498815
>that Rarity

Hmm. Nice
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>>13498815
Huh, that is neat.
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>>13498817
I suppress a gasp (badly)
"Yes.."
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>>13498815
Fido sure is holding that long red gem
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>>13498844
>tfw my first faps were to Pokemon
I guess I know why I find cartoon ponies attractive.
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>>13498855
Pony giggles and scrunches up her nose. Pony then kisses your cheek
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>>13498837
She gives you a sad grin when you compliment her wings, her mind obviously still a bit occupied with what she just told you.
She seems to be inclined to take the chance of distracting herself though, pointing out how disheveled her wings look now after her outbreak.
"Would you like to help me get them back in order?"
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>>13498816
>fucking hips
>hips for fucking
>like Caimon
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>>13498888
I would think you'd be more efficient at preening your wings than I.
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>>13498876
Run hand down pony's back nonsexually,inching slowly towards sexually while pony still lays on me.
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>>13498891
I don't get it.
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>>13498888
Begin preening those wings like there was no tomorrow.
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>>13498909
fuck off
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>>13498909
>dream pony
>making Dreamworks face

Suddenly the entire world makes sense.
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>>13498870
Mine were to DBZ porn, hentai I could find, and a few movies my step dad had, one called Young Thai Bitches...
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>>13498897
>You will never hurriedly try to decipher a curvy Creolegator's lingo via context clues to figure out if she's flirting with you
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>>13498838
She'd find your futile attempts funny and endearing, saying she hasn't had such fun in a long time.
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>>13498907
Pony shivers and starts blushing. Having stopped crying, Pony leans in close against you
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>>13498867
>>13498848
You gasp, trying to bend your head backwards even more to get away from her - a futile attempt though, since she just wraps her wings a little bit tighter around you, pulling you back in.
"Y-yes.. might as well call you nuts." The words escape you a second before your brain screams at you to shut up, but now it's already too late. You can see her eyes sparkling, another growl brewing in her throat.
"Shouldn't you be a bit more careful then, Anon? Who knows what a lunatic pony might do to you when you taunt her..."
You can feel one of her hind legs rubbing against your inner thigh.
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>>13498943
Lick pony's snout and rub a little bit further.
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>>13498916
Woman lied and cheated to get money.
Also a slat who got mushroom stamped by a xeno.
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>>13498926
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>>13498905
I think she knows that, Anon. It's like when you let someone else cook dinner despite the fact you might be able to make a better meal than them; it's just nice to have someone else do it and look after you for a bit.
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>>13498966
I still don't get it.
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>>13498944
I blush furiously and try to shift my position in anyway possible.
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>>13498975
I don't think anon knows anything about women at all.
Let alone magical pony goddesses
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>>13498944
Mind's screaming NOPE
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>>13498981
Double standards
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>>13498905
>>13498919
You have reservations at first, a bit afraid to hurt her while preening those wings, seeing as how you have never done this before.
But her humming suggests that you are doing nothing wrong, so you quickly become more confident. Soon you aren't only putting her tousled feathers back in place but also knead the firm muscles of her wings, eliciting a satisfied sigh from the Princess.
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>>13498909
>going to bed
>ever
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Thanks MLPG now I'm trying to figure out where each and every one of my fetishes came from.
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>>13498999
I know where my fetishes came from.
From being alone too much and watching fucked up shit.
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>>13498961
Pony giggles loudly again and leans in to kiss you before you can react. Pony can't help but blush again when she feels your hand moving
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>>13498999
Tittie Twist is a fine fetish to have.
>tfw no update
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>>13499020
I can't fault GR too much. I know it's hard to do something that feels like work.
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>>13499016
Squeeze pony's behind hard, give her a lustful kiss and tell her that I need to go water the garden. Wink and slip out of her hug ,giving her a quick kiss again.
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>>13498815
I hate this guy's art
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>>13499035
At least he's doing stuff. Considering it's all scattered I wouldn't doubt that he focus is too. Wish there was an all in one place though. Also his stash...
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>>13498982
You squirm against her tight grip, trying to free yourself but the only thing you achieve is that she's pressing herself against you even harder, the warmth of her body bringing a few drops of sweat onto your brow. You can also feel her leg wandering up your thigh, increasing it's pace while it rubs against you. Not long until it will reach your groin and the Princess will find out that your resistance is most likely just an act - and who knows what she will do then.
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>>13499061
B-but I'm a human and you are a princess! What if the ponies found out?
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daily dose


www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4
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>>13499044
Pony gasps and stares into your eyes for a second before you ditch Pony and leave Pony frustrated on the computer chair.

Pony suddenly turns around and begins frantically typing to her friends
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>>13498999
I only have one fetish I don't understand why I got
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What are nice things to do with these smart phone things
I just got one and I'm clueless
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>>13499061
PANIC
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>>13499080
>OMG ANON KISSED ME AND TOUCHED MY BUTT
>XD
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>>13499082
You can browse the web relatively well
You can also play the MLP game from gameloft which is not very good
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>>13499082
If your data plan is large enough, you could browse the General on the go(it's hell) as if you needed a reason to be less productive.
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>>13499061
I give one last pointless attempt at resisting her advances, having already resigned to the scenario
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>>13499082
I remember when mp3 player capacity got to the point where I could finally keep my entire music library on me at all times.

Then smartphones came out and tried to sell themselves as a replacement to this device as well but I never ditched mine because the capacity wasn't big enough.

And now the trouble is the capacity isn't significantly growing anymore because every new generation of smartphones instead has more bullshit that it can "do" that I don't care about.
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>>13499082
Browse the internet
Listen to music
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>>13499102
I'll download that. Any other games?

>>13499104
Sounds great
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>Anon stop that, you're booping the wrong end.
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>>13499099
Pony doesn't appreciate you making fun of her excitement
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http://24.media.tumblr.com/868b85123751654deaaf0b65c57e5182/tumblr_mt0rcrY0SD1rdkgsno1_1280.png

Kev Insano is being too creative.
Someone tell him he needs to slow down.
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>>13499121
Get emulators and ROMs so you can play SNES and stuff while waiting around doing nothing.
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>>13499112
You can already have a smartphone with more than a 100GB storage, SDHC cards allow that. There's a new generation of SD cards coming out which will go into terabytes.
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>>13499129
Might as well tell him to get a PSP.
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>>13499112
You could have a smartphone with a TB of storage space if you can manage to get your hands on a microSD card that big
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>>13499139
But old games are fun and free.
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>>13499141
And he can hack a PSP to play emulators
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>>13499132
>1 terabyte of music

How is a patrician supposed to condense his collection to such a paltry size without the audio quality suffering?
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>>13499148
But his phone can do it so now it can do everything.
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>>13499141
The PSP is a much better emulator due to buttons.
It's cheap and extremely easy to crack.
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http://derpibooru.org/425983
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>>13499154
audiophile pls
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>>13499148
He can do that to a phone too while not looking like a gigantic dork
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>>13499154
Not one TB. Terabytes. Like 20.
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>>13499124
I hate how productive he's being while I can't do anything.
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>>13499158
I have a Droid 3 or some shit that has a qwerty board and I use that for buttons.
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>>13499165
>caring

And fuck touch controls for emulators. Unless he plans on playing RPGs only, it's hell.
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>>13499175
What's stopping you?
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>>13499175
What's stopping you?
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>>13499182
Shut up.
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>>13499180
I personally don't care, but it's much more comfortable to have one device to do everything rather than one device to do everything except games and one brick to play games
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>>13499161
unf
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>>13499161
it's shit
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