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A few nights ago, I held an impromptu, livestreamed PMQ/Q&A session.
You can find it here (and be sure to subscribe!). For a list of questions answered/discussed, go here.

This Q&A was quite a bit different because I gave live audio responses to questions posted in the thread. The goal was to answer more questions, more quickly, and not skip over questions that would require a long written response. It had a few kinks but worked pretty well, and it's likely I'll switch to this format for future Q&A's.


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Topic? Uh... what would you do if your monitor was a one way portal to Equestria that only inanimate objects could pass through? Like you could throw things through it and they would land in Equestria.

OLD HORSE: >>13451653
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>thick
>swollen
>marelips
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>>13455583
provide dildos.
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>>13455583
I would make myself inanimate somehow so I could jump in
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>>13455583

>three hit combo

jesus christ dude, calm down
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whatthebuck
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>>13455603
>inanimate
>jump
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>>13455621
Thrown in then
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>>13455583
>>13455601
Provide horse dildos.
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what the buck
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>>13455557
>>13455613
Would they even have an official title? Or are they just Agents?
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>>13455633
well they can't just call them THE TIME POLICE or something obvious like that

maybe the they're temporal correction agents or something

Do Equestrians even have three letter agencies?
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>>13455540
Shorter fics still get attention, but because they don't update regularly they don't get attention for as long. It peters out eventually.

Compiling several smaller stories/quick fics into a single "story" page on fimfiction results in even less views because readers don't have any kind of hook to draw them to the story page to begin with unless they are already a fan of your work. They don't have any one plot or title to gravitate to from the listing page so they never bother to look at the story page to see what is actually there.
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Why is she so perfect /co/?
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>>13455608
But if I don't post pone, who will?

Jesus fuck I need to go to bed.
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>>13455653
i wish that wasn't the case. short stories are phenomenal when executed well
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>>13455654
Your premise is flawed. Purplefaggot is not perfect.
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>>13455654
worst horse 0/10 would not even spit in her direction.
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>>13455654
Because that is your opinion and I really don't like hearing them
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>>13455633
There are no records of them. Not after the last time a nosy unicorn royal archivist dug to deep.

They know who they are. Celestia and Luna knows. That's enough.
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>>13455654
Because she'severything you always wanted, but could never get.
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Pony wants you to join her indie band

what is your answer?
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>>13455666
Agreed, unfortunately stories on fimfiction have to be over 1000 words to merit their own posts and I personally don't see quick fics as being worthy of their own individual story pages since most of them are meant to be quick, fast and fun writing exercises rather than polished work.
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>>13455693
I can't sing or play any instruments.
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>>13455693
I can't play anything
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>>13455678
>you will never assist the Order of the Crystal Ponies in their righteous cause
>they would never trust you because you're an outsider
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>>13455697
i wouldn't call anything under a thousand words a proper 'story', really, but flashfiction can be interesting regardless
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>>13455701
>>13455702
fine then you can be her manager or just be there for moral support...
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I'm gonna play a game of league.

I'll finish the request after this game.
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>>13455711
I'm terrible at providing moral support and managing things.
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>>13455703
You must earn their trust.
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>>13455693
Can I play the banjo/bagpipes
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>>13455687
The Equestrian Security Agency is technically part of the Royal Guard, and has a budget sufficient to provide Agents with a comfortable living wage and the tools of their trade, but the bits are drawn from a number of places scattered throughout the yearly budget.

You didn't think that professional spear sharpening really cost that much, did you?
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>>13455711
>manager
hell no

>moral support
gladly, but I'm real fucking bad at it
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>>13455613
> fanfiction
But you probably wouldn't. As bad as it is knowing these people are going to suffer over and over, you're so proud of them. You've seen them fight and claw and save the day in ways you'd have scarcely dreamed before joining up.

One Jump, your favorite waitress took a grenade for her kid. The world broke against HER. There's a glimpse of it her eyes every time someone fails to break when they cross the street together. She's flabbergasted every time you leave a 35% tip. You KNOW her, you KNOW them, and no one's taking that.

If you live like this, you'll save them. Every time. You walk out that door and there's no telling if they're going to be called "an asset."

They're not assets. They're your fellow soldiers.

They just never know they've been drafted.
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>>13455599
the word swollen aint sexy you idiot, its used to describe medical infections.
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sex with luna
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>>13455735
* break, brake, awwwwwwshit
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>>13455745
where?!
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googles is back alive and streaming
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>>13455753
Goggles is ded and hats us.
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>>13455753
link?
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>>13455743
So is red.

And roses are red.
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>>13455745
... Never happens because she's either asleep or working? The times she gets off the clock early and you get a dream before morning wood and coffee isn't so bad. You could do without her snoring all day though.
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>>13455763
its in the brony stream finder that no one uses anymore
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>>13455722
but one in five crystal ponies is a changeling
how am I supposed to get them to trust me when I'm not even sure if I can trust them?
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>>13455773
>you will never wake Luna up for her royal duties by going down on her
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>>13455747
You need more alcohol, you are fucking up your typing!
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>>13455773
>Never happens
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>>13455790
I feel like she would expect it
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>>13455799
But would she object?
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>>13455735
>>13455725
What happens if one of them goes rogue?
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>>13455806
No but she wouldn't show that she would enjoy it
Just grunts and a final mmph when she cums
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>>13455810
That is a very good question.
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>>13455816
>a faceful of marecum
>she gives you a quick peck on the cheek on a clean spot and then she's out to work
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>>13455810
How would you know?
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>>13455810
We have a doctor.
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>>13455814
>only one heart left
>BEEP BEEP
>BEEP BEEP
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>>13455837
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>>13455837
not a fan of the multidick
or really any of this
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>>13455810
All of them are hoof picked by Celestia. Never in all the histories of the Agency has one agent gone rogue.

Some just eventually break. Just lose it. All those memories. All those what could have been. They add up. Even the veterans break sometimes

It's never a pretty sight
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>>13455831
>she doesn't look happy with it

>>13455837
I laughed pretty hard at this. I'm sorry
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>>13455831
>shower
>eat dinner
>brush teeth
>sleep
>"Hello, darling. Must you always wake me in such a fashion?"
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>>13455745
In your dreams!

No, really, in your dreams
>you two are going at it
>she climaxes just as you're about to do the same
>you wake up suddenly, gasping
>covers aside, naked from the waist down, hard as a rock and ejaculating
>luna is on her back in the corner but preoccupied trying to stifle what seems to be a very powerful orgasm
>her loss of concentration is what let you slip out of the dream
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>>13455853
>she wishes she would have more time for a proper fucking and is all pent up during her watch
>gets in early, magics you to the wall
>it's going to be a long day
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>>13455876
Anon the point was that she's bored with you. The initial excitement of boning something exotic has worn away
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>>13455848
And it always ends with someone having to go back to before they lost it, to bring them to Celestia to talk about it.
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>>13455875
One fateful night you finished in the dream.
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>>13455810
My guess is Celestia gives them great leeway and doesn't micro-manage but is at least tangentially aware of when an Agent is using it with the right intentions; it's similar to the system she uses for weighing Royal selection. If it's for personal gain or something that doesn't risk life and limb to the whole area, it's a no-go. Everyone's tempted but few ever dare try it.

If you "green light" a no-go, that's your one strike. The Turner is taken away from you. You get one "selfish" act saving a family or a cousin or making sure your dad gets the right diagnosis at the ER.

Did you really think all those Service men running in to burning buildings to save a child "just happened by"?

The rest of your life is a fairly comfortable desk job. You also happen to be a trainer for the next batch of recruits, though not allowed to Jump yourself.

Even during Boot Camp you notice them giving you the most pitiful expression - a flex around their eyes. "If only you knew." They'll get wrinkles there.

You see them in the mirror every day.
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>>13455891
>"talk about it"
>implying there's any possibility other than retirement
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>"C'mon Rainbow Dash, don't be scared."
>"It's just one little bite."
>"I promise it won't hurt. Trust me."
>"Truth is, it feels really good~"
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>>13455908
>"Retirement" is what Celestia calls her shotgun.
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>>13455910
I don't like this
Vampirism isn't really something that fits the show
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>>13455910
Well, I'm convinced. Lets do this
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>>13455908
Retirement is the most common outcome of those talks, yes. They wake up the next morning in their own bed, with the comfortable job they always wanted to have.

They don't remember anything about being an Agent.
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>>13455931
But Anon!
Think of all the little girls, they love vampires! And her name is TWILIGHT!
NOW FETCH ME THE GLITTER!
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>>13455942
oh god moot what have you done
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>>13455910
>>13455935
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>>13455883
But that's not what was written, so your branch is closed off.
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>>13455910
"Twilight loves 'Twilight'" is a little pat
But I like the thought of her having something that really turns her on she's certain no one can guess and a secret shame
Instead it's really "Of COURSE you like bigfoot, you're cooped up reading BIGFOOT fanfiction all day"
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>>13455931
It's greentext, man, 90% of it doesn't fit the show.
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>>13455940
OH MY GOSH THE MAILMARE FANON SUDDENLY MAKES SENSE
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>>13455946
I loved that show so much.
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>>13455891
There's one unspoken rule in the agency. One that isn't found in any of the books. One that's never told to you during training. One that you just eventually learn.

Never share stories. You know what shit you prevented. You know what you've seen till you had to "jump" back. Telling others what you saw or hearing what they prevented, what they saw...no one ever wants that.

But seeing a veteran break? Hearing all what he says while crying? You never liked being that guy that "jumps" just to warn someone they'll break. To be the guy that reports to Celestia about it

But sometimes you wonder. Who knows how many times Celestia has "jumped". Who knows how many agents she had to listen to. And unlike you she can never retire. She doesn't have your choice to forget everything.
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>>13455953
I hate you, anon.
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>>13455944
I thought we got out of the whole Twilight movie/book phase
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>>13455910
>>13455935
>twidash
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>>13455953
I'm excited by this notion.
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>>13455910
>"I want to come inside, Rainbow Dash."
>"Nuh-uh."
>"Blast these vampire rules!"
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>>13455953
>She was Celestias most powerful agent.
>She nearly took it all down.
>And made the princess question the agency.
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>>13455960
>She doesn't have your choice to forget everything.
And yet, she still loves all her little ponies.
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>>13455973
>Twilight made that 'bird splatting on the window' face the first time she tried to get into Dash's house.
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>>13455973
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>>13455935
>that bottom
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>>13455977
>There was a doomed timeline where Ditzy Doo and all of her friends were destined to weild the elements of harmony and resolve the Nightmare Moon scenario
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>>13455993
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>>13456003
11/10, would laugh too hard again
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>>13455970
Anon is summoned to Equestria by Celestia. Her Agents say he's the only one that can stop the coming storm. She knows that her Agents wouldn't suggest such a thing if it weren't true.

READYSETGO.
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>>13456003
unf
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>>13456003
>skeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>13456003
>sqeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>13456003
i like this guys style of fat butts so much. i should probably look him up and see his other stuff.

anyone know what other things he draws? i hope its not furry.
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>>13456028
Well the things I heard...
It's furry

I may be wrong tough.
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>>13456024
It's mail time!

MAIL TIIIIIME~!
Here's the mail
It never fails.
It makes me want to wag my tail!
When it comes I want to wail!
MAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLL!
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>>13455910
Oh god, that Twilight. Super Unf.
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GODDAMIT MLPG STOP POSTING ZEBRA DICK RELATED THINGS IN /ccg/
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>>13456024
I'm curious to know where this is from
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So as we were saying...
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>>13456020
>>13456023
>Scruffy later shows up to clean the imprint off the window.
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>>13456053
No, no unf.
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>>13456028
>i hope its not furry
it is, although I forgot his name
give me a minute and I'll find it
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>>13456060
>"My other show got canceled"
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>>13456063
But bats, and one of the cutest pones.
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>>13456073
Too bad. No unf allowed.
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>>13455910
I prefer if my vampire ponies don't have bat wings.
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>>13456076
Why not?
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>>13456057
not interested
I can only get in to incest if they're cousins

Unless you're slinging Braemac I'm not interested

Babsmac is only an option if you're willing to age her way the hell up
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>>13456067
>>13456028
FOUND IT
https://e621.net/post/index/1/bazaarbobby
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>>13456077
They just float
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>>13456081
It's immoral.
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>>13456003
>Twilight is often found attacking a window, thinking a Changeling has stolen her identity.
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>>13456089
>immoral
PFFFFFFF
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>>13456015
They usher to the control tower, not a word spoken. You have longer legs but they seem to be quite good launching themselves forward, almost dog-like. Or that's the best you can say, you're not a big animal guy.

The thunder is already rolling. You're pretty sure there shouldn't be colors like that. Anywhere. Some forks of lightning are orange AND purple at the same time. You're glad the high noman window in the empty tall tower only lets in some of the light. It makes your teeth itch.

There seems to be a low squat piece of machinery lashed into the long metal cylinder running to the top. You're pretty sure the etchings all over make it some sort of ludicrously long fractal array.

It's all metal cables tangled and thick as snakes, coiled up into a plug on the back of a podium. The window seems to be splaying static. Fucking weird place -

You notice some shiny grey buttons hinged away from the window, almost overtaken by the wires.

Your eyes narrow. Is that a fucking Thinkpad?
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>>13456094
Inspect alleged Thinkpad.
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>>13456087
>those eyes
u-unf
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We need like an adams family spinoff but with vampire ponies and shit
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>>13456093
Yes, unfing is immoral and you shouldn't do it.
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>>13455910
>>13455935
>The words are barely out of Dash's mouth and Twilight is already at her neck
>There's a flash of pain that lasts just long enough for Dash to worry that she's made a terrible mistake.
>But that all vanishes in an instant, replaced by a soft, wonderful, relaxing feeling that spreads through her body.
>Twilight continues to drink, and Dash wonders vaguely whether losing this much blood is really safe.
>But it doesn't really matter anymore, what matters is that wonderful feeling that's reaching all the way to the tips of her outstretched wings.
>It's like winning a race, taking a nap on a sunlit cloud, and the buzz from a mug of cider, all in one.
>The next thing she knows, she's lying on the floor, too tired to stand.
>Twilight stands above her, licking the blood from her lips.
>"Alright then, Rainbow Dash, ready to go have some fun? The night is just beginning..."
>Dash rises to her feet. All she can think is that nothing has ever, ever, felt this good. This exhilirating.
>"Yes...mistress..."
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>>13456111
But anon, Sex is a beautiful thing and it's best to be open and introspective about it!
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>>13455973
10/10 well played.

>>13456077
Me too, I really just like that picture for the eyes.
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>>13456094
Is /g/ invading Equestria?
Is Stallman going to bitch against proprietary magic?
Should Twilight be called a Unicorn/Alicorn instead of just Alicorn?
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>>13456094
>Thinkpad
This universe is fucked.
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>>13456073
Speaking of cute, isn't it about your bedtime?
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>>13456128
bed = 0pone
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>>13455743
>>13455764

Big macs swollen and engorged red penis
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an attempt was made
my arm hurts
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>>13456118
No, sex is a terrible and disgusting thing.
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>>13456137
he can plow my back 40 any day.
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>>13456137
>engorged
>not enlarged
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Forget sleeping and winding down, It's time to be not ded.

How's it going?
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>>13456113
>>"Yes...mistress..."
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>>13456139
god damn mewball why is everything you draw adorable
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>>13456139
My eyes hurt
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>>13456139
it's pretty cute I guess
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>>13456139
Aw that's adorable.
Thanks a lot man.
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>>13456146
But being ded is fun.
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>>13456139
The attempt is acceptable

>>13456146
I am excited for this game
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>>13456113
Unf
Are you trying to give me a new fetish anon
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>>13456139
Adorable as fuck
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>>13456146
hey
you get back here
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>>13456146
oops, wrong file.
>>13456163
me too
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>>13456107
You come closer. The winding greasy-brown cables are covered in dust and so is the the flat surface. With a brush of your palm you can clearly see the whitish depression where IBM letters used to be.

It's set in some metal frame, decorative. It's leashed into the rest with cables and wires, some clearly stabbing into the motherboard straight through the plastic. It seems to have sort of ... burrowed its way in.

You dart a bewildered look at the Agents. They give no sign. One stallion shrugs. They all look at you expectantly, but at some ease. It's strange; Celestia made it pretty clear if the storm hit the planet ("the Reality Storm, not the weather that is its harbinger") was a going to really ruin everyone's day.

They're barely visibly anxious. They stand like statues - garden statues at their height. Maybe they've really seen some shit.

You turn back to the laptop. Just white static. You think you hear the whine of the LCD a little overvolted, but it's hard to tell over the wind.

You're at a loss here.
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>>13456139
Mewball, this isn't good for the heart
It's fantastic for it
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>>13456183
Pelvic thrust at Thinkpad!

Alternatively turn it on.
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>>13456183
Is the Thinkpad on, or just its display?
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>>13456143
http://furnication.bloobunni.com/images/2007/Sowin.jpg
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https://derpiboo.ru/424090
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>>13456198
that is exactly where I expected you would go with it, anon.
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>>13456180
>apple pony doesn't want apple
Something in my brain just snapped
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>>13456183
Instal Space Invaders in thinkpad!
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>>13456207
<3
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I got a few doodles in me.

What'll it be?
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Twilight or Rarity?
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>>13456203
>LARP Club
>Chess Club
>Gaming Club
holy shit shiny's a nerd.
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>>13456216
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>>13456217
Twilight
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>>13456082
>I can only get in to incest if they're cousins
Your tastes are shit.
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>>13456217
Rara
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>>13456216
Favorite pony drinking tea.

>>13456217
Yes.
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>>13456217
rarity
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>>13456222
sorry I don't want to fuck blood relatives. I guess I'm not a true incestfag
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>>13456218
Don't forget cross country.
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>>13456218
Hes one of us!
Us bronies, right!
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>>13456203
I get the Men Without Hats and Springsteen refs, but what about Quarterhorse?
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>>13456241
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>>13456237
>cousins
>not blood relatives.
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>>13456243
>>13456245
my niggas.
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>>13456245
I guess I can sketch them both in this picture.
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>>13456258
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>>13456258
whats the picture
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>>13456147
Hey, it comes with the territory when you're doing vampire stuff. It's not a great line, though, I'll admit.

>>13456165
Don't fight it. Embrace it. It's a wonderful fetish.
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>>13456268
ponies
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Quick, I need an Apple pony before I can finish this picture!
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>>13456268
I don't want to say. I'll just delete it if it doesn't turn out right.
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>>13456283
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>>13456283
Sorry, all out of apple pone.
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>>13456124
... While wondering what to do next, you turn to the nearest Agent. His affect is flat.

"Is /g/ invading Equestria?"

He shakes his head.

"Is Stallman going to bitch against proprietary magic?"

The silver-maned stallion looks thoughtful for a minute and then eyes the high window. You don't even want to think why green, purple and yellow had a baby but it's probably beautiful to its parents at least.

You decide one more question is good enough. "Should Twilight be called a Unicorn/Alicorn instead of just Alicorn?"

The dun-brown stallion raises a hoof to his eyes, tucks away the Aviator glasses, and raises two stunningly clear blue eyes. The pupils are like holes in the sea. and barely breathes before vaulting, "The official designations in public speech of the Princess Twilight Sparkle is High Allicorn, Your Highness, His Highness in case of gender pronoun choice, or Defender of the Eight Seas Against the Aqueous Devils."

"... So Allicorn."

He only nods. He has not even blinked. He does however roll his glance to the window- you now know is a screen, then back to you. The twinge in his neck alone indicates you should do something, or there will be Consequences.

>>13456197
>>13456192
Darting your hands at a dangerous clip, you turn back to the task at hand. Working or not it's clearly on; if it weren't nothing would be displaying. An LED in the hinge burns like a radium dial; this thing is unspeakably old somehow.

You press the escape key, with clicks like a twig breaking. The screen does nothing but register static.

You move the pointer-stick. It's like touching a mushroom cap or a thimble; it's not suppler plastic any more.

Noticing the mess of wires stretching down, you think maybe there's a cable loose. In a moment of no great pride you simply pelvic-thrust into the ersatz podium. Everything jiggles for a split-second, but nothing changes.

The creaking is deafening. You look around awkwardly. The Agents have not twitched.
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>>13456288
inb4 dont delete
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>>13456247
Come.
Let us cry a lot together.
A think we are known to commonly do!
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>>13456283
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>>13456280
But isn't it another one of those fetishes with very little content? I have too many of those already, it's so disappointing..
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>>13456128
Yes but I have to finish this picture.
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>>13456288
>I'll just delete it
YOU BUSTAH TEX
YOU WON'T EVEN LET US CRITIQUE
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>>13456309
It's out there, but since everyone wants something different out of it, it can be hard to find what you like.
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>>13456300
"Look, I am way out of my depth here, so I'd like to tell you both three things. One, I really shouldn't have had all that tea before we left. Two, this is the only idea I've got left."

Unzip.

"Three, if this doesn't work? It's been awesome."

Urinate on Thinkpad.
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>>13456300
You turn back to the computer. Somehow you can feel the agent who spoke burrowing his gaze at a point just past your ear.

You're more terrified of that than the rising storm, now full of what sounds like wolf-calls and ... something you recognize as children's screams played backwards.

The holes seem to pierce at your soul, whether or not your head is entirely turned. Endless depths. Ones you're well out of.
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>>13456329
I don't think this is the best course of action but now that he's said it it's all I can think about

piss on the stupid computer
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>>13456333
see >>13456329
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>>13456300
I PUNCH THINKPAD!
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>>13456316
Fair enough, just remember it's bedtime afterwards
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Pony wants you to check out her hooman OC! His name is SARGINT GENERILL REX LASERTOOTH and he's an orphan and can control shadows and fly and can run faster than sound and carries a ninja sword with him and has jet black hair and can travel through time!

So? How do you like it Anon?
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>>13456333
I PUNCH THE ENDLESS DEPTHS!
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>>13456341
It's going on the fridge
I love it
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> Anon saves Equestria through technical support
This is by a wide margin the craziest thing I've seen in an age or more
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>>13456341
sounds pretty neat
has pony written a story about him?

I'll need some more information if I'm going to fill out a proper shipping chart
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>>13456355
>technical support
>not a full bladder
anon pls
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>>13456327
Why can't more people share these niche fetishes? Particularly people with drawing/writing ability.
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>>13456341
>"Aw, it's great..."
>"Is this the only copy?"
>Pony smiles and nods.
>Light a corner of it and watch the fire start to lick at the paper.
>Hold it out of her reach as she tries to save her lifes work.
>Drop the final corner before the fire reaches your fingers, she dives to catch it, finding only ash on her hooves.
>"Next time, don't give me shit and call it art."
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>>13456333
TURN THE THINKPAD OFF.
AND TURN IT BACK ON!

FUCK!
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Watching this random guy playing A Machine For Pigs is just making me miss Renne Quest.
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>>13456341
Uh, humans can't do any of that stuff.
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>>13456378
what the fuck, man
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>>13456400
you stop that
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>>13456378
ah
so edge
wow
such sharp
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>>13456361
Pony makes a disgusted face, says "greater than shipping", then spits on you and walks away
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>>13456411
Pony is so cute.
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>>13456378
>Using greentext for evil.
Why? RCH?
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>>13456378
ow my wrists
it's like reading this somehow cut me
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>>13456378
Pony calls the ponlice and has you arrested for bullying and having a dangerous weapon. That's 15 minutes in the timeout chair, scum.
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>>13456434
I PUNCH THE CHAIR!
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>>13456428
oh, the things I would do to that horn.
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>>13456428
WHY IS HER ASSHOLE FURRY
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>>13456428
What's with the butt fuzz
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>>13456434
>15 minutes in the timeout chair
holy shit, that is worse then the death penalty
>>13456443
Brick pls
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>>13456451
too bright
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>>13456443
Ponlice ask you not to do that and give you strike one. Now they're going to count down from three, and you're going to sit in that horribly undersized chair for fifteen minutes.
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>>13456445
>>13456446
Pubic hair has to go somewhere.
And trimming it in any way is a fashion faux pas
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>>13456450
I little Jack Black knee.
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>>13456476
I can do this

I sit in the chair, close my eyes, breath deeply and channel my tulpa
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Let's get on the fast track to popularity
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>>13456476
Stupid Ponlice...
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>>13456493
I like where this is going
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>>13456493
Are they gonna rape him
Rape isn't fun imo
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>>13456493
unf unf more pls
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>>13456450
What is Fucking Panda Ring for a thousand.
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>>13456500
meow
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>>13456476
Channel inner teenager. Sigh mightily, but sit down anyway.

Think about how shipping the ponlice officers would work.
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>>13456329
You look at the keys helplessly. They're all faded to blank gray. You press the FN and F4 keys to be sure it's not just stuck in a sleep function.

Exasperated, you listen to the full-on dipshit part of your brain. Waving a finger at Blue-Eyes, you spout "Look, I am way out of my depth here, so I'd like to tell you both three things."

He is the picture of attentive calm.

You continue, "One, I really shouldn't have had all that tea before we left." He pops a brow but says nothing.

"Two, this is the only idea I've got left." You pop the fly of your jeans. Your manhood, what it is, is now waving at roughly his hair-height.

He simply darts his eyes at your shriveled heat, only a very slight frown forming. Something distasteful but necessary. Certainly not "impressive."

"Three, if this doesn't work? It's been awesome." You piston in the right direction -

The clenching in your bladder is set free, and what was recently the best of Equestria's Ceylon tea arcs toward the keyboard. You aren't sure what you were expecting but not what comes next.

As it approaches the board it simply ... vaporizes away, the steam rolling over it like fog on a hill. You're so shocked you don't even alter the curve, just suck in with horror as the brown cables seem to drink at the moisture. A good thirty second pass of this, to the soundtrack of howling monkeys coming from the storm.

You eventually come to a dribble. The floor seems to wick it away in an instant.

Everything smells faintly of the jerky you had this morning and floral tea.

>>13456338
Born out of fear and sheer surprise, you punch the Thinkpad even as you put Free Willy away. You punch it again for good measure. You draw for a third when the Agent touches at your elbow to stop.

>>13456346
Still startled, you keep your fist raised. You're quite certain you can punch a tiny horse. He merely raises eyebrows and shakes his head a twitch.

You put it back down.

>>13456386
The storm howls. Well ...
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>>13456512
I'm confizzled
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>>13456493
Are they going to critically roll his bag of holding with their love potions?
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>>13456516
>ponelice
k-kawaii
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>>13456490
>>13456511

YOU'RE BOTH WRONG IT'S 'MY LITTLE PO KNEE'

DYEWTS

WOW

CLAP
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>>13456517
DO THEY HAVE A PONY VERSION OF INDIA?!
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>>13456470
Heathens
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>>13456534
I PLAYED ENOUGH VIDEO GAMES AS A KID TO KNOW THAT THE SUN IS TRYING TO KILL ME!
FUCK IT'S SPINNING AGAIN!
FUCK, IS THAT A FUCKING SAND PIT!?
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>>13456516
The ponelice notice you squinting one eye and making a heart around them with your hands.

They tell you strike two and turn the chair so it faces the corner. You have 13 minutes left
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>>13456517
we've defeated the computer

good job everyone
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>>13456506
Actually anon they're going to pretty him up with lipstick and eyeliner and cute clothes and make him the most popular filly in school whether he wants to be or not
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>>13456528
what
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>>13456517
Guess all that's left to do is wait.
you are the best witchdyke ever. 404 sides not found.
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>>13456554
whew you had me goin there for a second
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>>13456554
I just want to say I love these brothers of yours.
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>>13456554
GG ily for this
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>>13456550
Begin shipping the two walls that join to make the corner!
All that contact.
They are all they know.
Two lost souls, joined in one corner of bliss.
For in this one spot...
They are totally fucking!
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>>13456554
these two need more appearances
maybe they get in over their heads?
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>>13456576
They get evicted.
Have to move in with Ice Pack.
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>>13456572
Resist the urge to whip out your dick. That would just not make things better.
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>>13456554
You could always do something rediculous and have the zebra twins somehow ending up in different sets of armour with surfboards
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>>13456576
They already have
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Ok, here we go, I finished.
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Which pony is dead set on acting out their favorite Winger images using magic/alchemy?
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>>13456592
can you do this with the rest of the CMC? because holy fuck my sides.
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>>13456595
weak
Sweetie isn't reacting at all
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>>13456600
Twilight Sparkle.
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>>13456583
BUT THIS JOINT...
IT NEEDS SOME CAULKING!
AND I AM A GLORIOUS CARPENTER!
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>>13456592
>those expressions
They remind me of something, but I can't name it. Hmm.
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>>13456611
Would you help her indulge herself?
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>>13456616
ung
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>>13456613
No. If we do that, the nice ponlice won't let us go as soon. Wait until we get home. There's plenty of corners at home.
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>>13456606
I didn't do shit; ask Weaver, he's right there.
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>>13456609

Then what the fuck do you call that?
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>>13456595
Not bad. I would have liked a more over-the-top reaction from sweetie though
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>>13456617
Sure.
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>>13456617
As long as I wouldn't die from it? Yes.
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>>13456616
Ha
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>>13456634
So which image does she want to try to replicate the most?
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>>13456572
The ponelice see you making kissy noises at the corner and run over to you, yelling strike three.

They pull their batons and savagely beat you with them. Skin splits and bones crack under their assault. Finally they relent, and calmy walk out of the room. You have sustained heavy injuries and cannot move. You're definitely missing teeth, and you don't think your leg's supposed to bend like that. Worse, some of your blood spattered in the corner, freaking out the two walls on their first date. They awkwardly go back to holding up the roof and avoid eachother. Their romance is now in shambles, much like your anatomy.
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>>13456628
ONE DAY CORNER...
YOUR LOVE STORY WILL BE WRITTEN...
REMEMBER ME WHEN I AM GONE, YOUNG LOVERS!
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>>13456638
That's the thing, anon. She'll use her magic on you too~
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>>13456609
>>13456632
I was going for a disappointed look but I guess something like that would have been better.
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>>13456595
The snouts are too long
Rarara looks a bit chubby
Her tail's second squiggle is incorrect I think
Sweetie is more dynamic than her sister
I got bored
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>>13456629
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>>13456643
There are just so many to choose from.
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>>13456531
You turn to the Agent and gasp with a clenched throat, "S-so. Do you have an India?"

Surprise flashes over his features, but only momentarily. He taps a hoof against the perfectly groomed soul patch under his lips, "No, I don't think so. Why?"

His voice is drowned out by the sound of your summer ending, and the taste of being kicked the shin. Whatever the Reality Storm was, it was practically here. These were the slopes of Hell.

"Well I'd just call them up and they'd probably say-" you decide there are worse ways to die than impersonating an Indian guy - ""OHH well haff yuu triied turning hyour deWICE OFF and ON-"

You bring your hands up to your face at breakneck speed. You don't even care one smells like jerky-pee. "FUCK!" you exclaim to the room.

There's shuffling all around you. All four agents are now around the computer.

You bolt them back to the keyboard, searching for a knob, a light, anything above the function keys. All you see is some almost-organic mess of wires running. But you feel a bump, an indentation above F9.

Your bones are starting to sound like what lemoncello tastes like. You need to press whatever's under this.
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>>13456649
>BAD END
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Some artfag pls offer his heart to Zev - I really like what he's drawing, but his lines are atrocious
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>>13456661
I know right.

I want Mti and Mua to fuck me roughly and fill me with their zebra spunk.
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>>13456616

Man that's old as shit, one of the first diamonde doge porns.
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not sure if this is better than the plain sketch
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>>13456655
Well it's meant to be a little ridiculous
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>>13456676
2pink
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>>13456669
I thought they were the opposite princesses for a second
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>>13456649
File a lawsuit for police brutality
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>>13456676

Of course it's nonsexual the horns aren't touching or anything.

Totally platonic.
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>>13456676
I think it's an improvement
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>>13456682
Me too for some reason.
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>>13456655
I like it.
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>>13456682
I did too, actually
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>>13456677
Maybe a bit better?
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>>13456671
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>>13456664
Rip out whatever wiring is in the way and find that fucking power button, and when it's found? Press and hold until the infernal machine turns itself off.

If that doesn't work, attempt to use years of lurking in /g/ to figure out which cable is the power supply and pull the plug.
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>>13456676
Oooo, very pretty Mewball. I like it.
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>>13456698
More
Make the expression as extreme as you can
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>>13456662
Well if you're willing to stay for the weekend, she could try out as many as you like
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>>13456676
that is the most adorable thing I've seen all summer
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>>13456682
>>13456697
I actually didn't realize they weren't the opposite princess until I read the comment.
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>>13456698
Haha, that's an improvement. If you wanted to keep working on it, it'd look great with Sweetie flailing her forelegs at the bottle
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>>13456711
I think I could clear a week out of my schedule, if I had to.
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>>13456721
That's not a bad idea. I'm too tired right now though. I should have finished this earlier.
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>>13456694
>>13456697
>>13456715
Remove the butt tattoos and you would never know
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>>13456723
That's wise. Depending on the image, you may need that long to drain.
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>>13456669
I wonder if Zev would mind if I ink and color one of those
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>>13456710
I don't think I could without redrawing Sweetie and I'm too tired right now.
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>>13456729
I kind of want to color it as Princess Fluttershy on the left and Princess Twilight on the right but that sounds like it would take a lot of effort
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>>13456649
Contemplate situation
At some point your bones will be shipped back together.
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>>13456684
You are in no condition to file anything, and these 'police' don't even exist in equestria. You lay in your own blood and weakly gurgle into the floor.
Holy shit you look awful. Like when spiders die and all their legs curl up? You're kinda like that, but with more moaning and less legs.

5 minutes pass and the ponelice cone back in the room to release you. They thank you for your compliance and drag you out the front door, leaving you in a battered heap outside.

They put a cookie on your leg (you think that's your leg), and shut the door.
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>>13456701
Yes, okay; I'll save that.
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>>13456742
The mane would be a dead giveaway that you did that
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>>13456704
THIS.
RIP AND TEAR!
THIS COMPUTER IS HUGE, THAT MEANS IT MUST HAVE HUGE GUTS!
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>>13456727
>>13456736
Maybe tomorrow then, but you know what time it is now
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>>13456747
Ponder the nature of the universe while waiting to die.

Attempt to ship the fundamental forces of the cosmos with each other.
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>>13456754
they're ascended princesses, of course their manes are going to be a bit different
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Would you let the zebra twins fuck you?
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>>13456730
I'm okay with anything mai waifu is willing to try. Her choice.
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>>13456747
Attempt to ship cookie with mouth for health gain.
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>>13456664
run sudo apt-get gf
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>>13456771
I don't want to die from internal bleeding or by drowning.
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>>13456771
Please yes.
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>>13456759
It's time for more drawing.
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>>13456759
Sweet Sleep.

Goodnight Princess
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>>13456768
Flutters would be hard to argue
It's not the greatest sketch anyway so I wouldn't do it
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>>13456772
Even http://furnication.bloobunni.com/images/2004/GradYouAte.jpg?
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>>13456787
Goodnight!
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>>13456701
But their names are never stated in there
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I'm going to marry Sweetie Belle!
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>>13456790
That looks like a good start, yeah.
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>>13456796
She's not old enough to get married.
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>>13456807
I should buy a horse mask
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okay mlpg

this is your final exam question for ponefucking 101:

sleep = (?)
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>>13456815
0pone
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>>13456815
sleep = 0pone
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>>13456815
354156841203564156415641pone
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>>13456815
Dreams I will probably not remember, but a morning wakeful and ready to start the day!
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>>13456815
0pone

Where can I pick up my waifu now?
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>>13456815
refreshing?
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>>13456815
3.14*0 pone
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>>13456821
>>13456823
>>13456838
is it odd that I pronounce 0pone as no pone?
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>>13456789
I guess the eye shadow is puts it over the top
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>>13456842
I say Zero Pone
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>>13456842
Nope.
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>>13456664
>>13456704
You hold out a hand. "I need a knife."

A younger Agent hands something like a Bowie with a deep blood groove. The tip is very fine. You manage to wedge it under wires and sort of put your other hand under as a fulcrum. The wires flake like robot psoriasis, looking a bit brighter brown on the bottom side.

Unbleached plastic and a white button shine through. You jam it with an index and press down. You mouth ONE- TWO- THREE-

The pulsing lightning is white, or-- something you can only see as white. The display clicks off audibly. The Agents stir audibly, one half-braying. You release.

With a tense press, the button gets masshed again. Somehow the storm is simply a scream, a sucking mouth -

And the screen begins to wuzz a friendly yellowed black and white boot screen. Init.gz is loading. In fact it's moving quite a bit faster than it really should on this device -

Your heart is pounding harder than ever. The air feels thick, like a jungle's.

And somehow the computer leaps from init.d to mounting /u/dev and listing something about "phoenix_down_1" and "manticore_uterus_1," -

And a simple X10 prompt emerges. No larger UI. This was some sort of stripped-down embedded device shit for sure. Everything's a little faded with the arthritic screen but you can make out "IN CASE OF BAD DAY, CLICK RED BUTTON." God, someone wrote this for some really STUPID users--

You hear one of the younger stallions yelp, "CLICK THE BUTTON!" He didn't seem to know what "click" meant. Well, that's a good case-use design.

You press the dusty mouse-stick and the cursor crawls to the button. It clicks audibly, a bonesnap.

Again, this place had a bad way of surprising you. You expected fireworks but instead only are offered a rich, deep hum as the antenna seemed to begin working. A friendly green "GOOD JOB!" reinforced the impression.

There were some new lights playing over the brown wires, but you try not to look at something you've pissed on.
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>>13456815

sleep = what Dash does because she is a very lazy pony.
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>>13456842
i think we're going to have to hold you back
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>>13456761
>>13456773
While attempting even more cosmological and confectionary shipping, a young green mare sees you and runs over. Your vision is fogging and everything sounds like you're underwater, but she seems to be hovering over you in distress. She walks behind you and you feel the collar of your shirt lift up. Your senses slip as the view of the ponelice station gets farther and farther away.


You wake up in a tiny bed, likely built for large ants, and blink around the room. It's a cozy room of all wood, with sunlight streaming in through the open window. Your body feels as if it was run over by a ship. From the other room, you hear hoofbeats approaching.
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>>13456844
A little bit
You should probably do something about the coal on her face too
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>>13456853
> three 'audiblies'
Fuck this gay Thinkpad
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>>13456860

D-do we get to repeat the rut exam?
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>>13456860
I respectfully refuse
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>>13456853
Okay. Is reality still preparing to shit all over us like it ate an entire Taco Bell?
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>>13456862
How big do ants get in Equestria?
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>>13456868
are there any cheerilee fics like this
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>>13456869

It's funny because it's the f word in tandem with children!

So naughty! So forbidden!

It's all in the delivery that book.
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>>13456864
yeah, I had that layer hidden because of the alcohol
this is what I meant to post
I cannot in to pony makeup theory so I made the eye shadow the same color as the faceblush
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>>13456868

Yes but because you're older than your classmates now you'll have to partner up with Cheerilee.
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>>13456853
The 'blood groove' of a blade is actually a myth, and is meant to only decrease the weight of the weapon in the most efficient way.
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>>13456889
sounds like a win in my books.
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Guys I...I want to hug pony.
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>>13456888
It complements well enough so it's good
The butt tattoo needs to be better
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>>13456893
Well it's a groove and Anon probably imagines it's cooler to think of it as a "blood groove," but
Good catch
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>>13456888
>are you being serious about the coloring, or are you making a point?
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>>13456896
That's great, because pony could use a hug
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Which would you rather, Mti or Mua?
Trick question you're getting both either way.
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>>13456905
WHOOPS that wasn't supposed to be green
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>>13456878
Large. There are stories of some coming in extra large, but you don't buy it.
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>>13456896
Me too.
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>>13456903
obviously

>>13456905
not serious, just making a mess of things

I briefly entertained the idea of coloring the other princess like Rose, but it looked pretty bad on the white background and sai doesn't have an invert option so I couldn't make the lines white for a dark background
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>>13456918
>large ants
>tfw reminded of Command and Conquer: Red Alert
>tfw nightmares of giant ants shooting flames
is this what its like to have a Vietnam flashback?
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>>13456909
well duh
what a silly question

that's like asking which Caramel you're going to end up with
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>>13456896
Pony wants to hug you to

but pony is actually goat
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>>13456930
Start on the other one
I want to see now that you've gotten this far
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>>13456853
If reality's still tearing itself apart, we should probably just try going rip and tear on all the cables in sight.
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>>13456934
salted is the best
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>>13456939
Pony is pony, pony cannot be goat.
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>>13456896
You can tell pony that I'll be waiting here for her
She can come any time if she wants some hugs
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>>13456939
I'd still hug it
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>>13456933
>Tesla tanks everywhere.
>This is the best pla
OH GOD NO IT ISN'T!
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>>13456947
Are you sure about that?
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>>13456908
>Hugging Trixie.
Only on one condition.
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Hey guys
Hey
What happened to Butterfly
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Chocolate rain was six years ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwTZ2xpQwpA
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>>13456939
I'll hug all the goats
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>>13456957
>>13456972
/tg/ pls go
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>>13456977
Pirates of the Caribbean was 10
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>>13456961
>tfw when set up a tesla tank army
>game changes a lot of things
WHY
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>>13456967
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>>13456981
I think you hugged them too fast
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>>13456981
What a tragedy!
I know! He wasn't even driving a Ram!
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>>13456981
You're not very good at hugging, are you
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On a scale of 1 to 10 how magical is this horse?
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>>13457000
0

Mudponies are worthless
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>>13456981
>goattrain's younger brother
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>>13457000
She's magically delicious
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>>13456875
The soul-sucking screech stops, sounding more like someone choking on a Gordita Supreme. There's a faint hiss and the strange sensation of having your sinuses wiped clean by a dryer sheet and suddenly all is calm. Just another storm, rumbling faintly on the far side of Canterlot Valley.

The world didn't offer you the big climax you'd hoped, just a lot of panic and a rookie mistake. But here you are! On solid ground in Equestria.

Your heart is still beating so very quickly. There's a weird hallow feeling in your palms as you bring them together, "THANK YOU, IT CROWD!"

The Agents all make a few polite chuckles, murmuring thanks. Most of them are filing for the door. At first you're a bit confused - didn't you just save the world?

But then again, the sleek suits, the knife you held with "curious" brown-black flakes at the bottom - this might be their normal Tuesday. Maybe even a light one. You resolve to look around a bit, pleased with yourself.

Blue-Eyes trots to your side and puts the glasses back on. The sun wasn't visible but the normal colors had drained back into the world. He drawls padding to the door with you, "Thank you. You've saved Equestria."

You beam brightly, "Y-yeah, I'm not so bad for a first-time hero!"

His body makes a fast jerk. You can't quite tell what just happened; there's no telling what expressions are common here. Blue-Eyes - no eyes now, no name - bites his cheek. He turns on a stop and says in the same steady tone, "Fifth time, actually."

You stop at the doorframe. The tower is high, overlooking the span of the bold blue mountains and deep vales of Canterlot. The storm is almost passed; a light mist is on everything. You can hear water tumbling from a nearby peak - a waterfall.

Standing at the edge of paradise in a high magic castle over a deep valley and three little words just pulled you short. Three, and 'Five Times."

You have something to stammer?
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>>13457000
-1
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>>13456940
I know there's an idiom about changing horses in the middle of the race, but this just felt right
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>>13457000
The MOST.
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>>13457005
>tfw no char broiled applejack
>tfw no baked applebloom
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>>13457000
They're kinda magical
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>>13456974
she turned in to a futa then had a mildly sexual adventure then her creator died because his creation was popular
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>>13457015
after all the stuff about eating babies and ponies i don't think mlpg could make me feel more uncomfortable
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>>13457013
>green eye on purple
I don't know why I love it so much
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>>13457010
Can I join up?
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>>13457015
Anon I meant her marevag is-

Fuck it, nevermind
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>>13457010
Fifth times the charm.
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>>13457013
oh shit nigga
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>>13456981
Why would anyone even do that?
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>>13456967
I'm pretty sure.
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>>13457033
The probably wanted to pass the stopped vehicle at a bazillion miles an hour and didn't have time to stop
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>>13457034
>How about some true love?
Man, 'true love' must be my trigger word now.
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>>13457023
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>>13457034
>>13457034
http://i.imgur.com/hsN5Luh.jpg
Gross, we are talking about innocent ponies here.
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>>13457049
No I meant without the white in between
Teacher pone is pretty hot though
hot hot for teacher
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>>13457055
sound's like someone's got it bad, got it bad, got it bad
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I'm wearing my pink panties tonight and you can't stop me.
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>>13457063
you monster!
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>>13457059
I'm not sure if the picture was supposed to be related, if yes I don't think you understood what I meant
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>>13457063
why would I stop you

I've always supported pony's right to wear whatever color horsepanties they like

you are a pony, right?
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SHINING ARMOUR ISSUE PREVIEW IS OUT
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>>13457063
Okay ponka
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>>13457061
I've got it bad, so bad
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>>13457075
we know
who cares
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>>13457085
Nobody does
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>Pony suffered a cut on their side.
>The doctors had to shave a patch off of her to stitch it back.
>It's healed now and the fur is just starting to come back.
>You idly scratch at the spot.
>She practically bowls you over trying to get your hand to dig in deeper.
>Her skin is so dry, you are flicking dandruff out of the area, and she is in bliss, nearly a month of torture and you are her savior.
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>>13457075
>A shiny slowbro appeared
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>>13457054
If I had that picture of the horrified guy firing his gun, I would be posting it.

WHY DO I HAVE A BONER
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>>13457103
I know that feel pony. My leg actually kicked getting my cast off after 3 months.
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>>13457109
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>>13457109
You have a kink for anal vore, Anon.
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>pony will never invite you to live in a beautiful place out in the country-side
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>>13457103
I know that feel. Get the lotion ready for when we're done. The good shit too, not the stuff that's only good for fapping.
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>>13457115
that's not anal vore, that's clearly vaginal
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>You run up to your favorite pony panting
>Quick I need somewhere safe to hide my penis from celestia
How does pony react?
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>>13457123
So it's unbirthing then. But now you definitely have a fetish for it if you're looking that close.
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>>13457125
Pony would look strange at me because she IS Celestia
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>>13457125
penis removal
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>>13457125
>put it in me anon she'll never look there
>actually she will and she'll want you to hide it in her mouth

Is that the answer you want
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>>13457123
It's called unbirthing, you heathen.

But no, that is simply birthing.
THE TAMEST OF ALL THE SERGAL SHIT!
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>>13457125
Twilight would probably turn me over to Celestia.
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>>13457129
oh, no doubt there. I get off to pretty much anything involving that level of size difference
I'm not the first guy you replied to though
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>>13457125
>favorite pony: Twilight
>suddenly, femanon
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>>13457125
Pony cast SPELL OF SAFR SEMI-PERMANENT SCHLONG SEVERING and hides your dismembered dong deep in her saddlebags
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>>13457142
>good end
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>>13457125
She would probably be confused and wonder who/what I am.
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>>13457142
So it's a penis that you just happened to have. Like a family keepsake. I got to think of everything?
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>>13457129
>get unbirthed by Chrysalis
>come out later as a brainwashed, loyal sex slave changeling
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>>13457144
>not hiding it at boner ranch
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>>13457150
>not getting that there was an implied gender-inversion spell
do you even post here
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>>13457152
>get unbirthed by chrysalis
>come out later as a slimier, disgusted version of yourself
>leave
>deal with PTSD for the next five years
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>>13457159
Hey not my fault you write like you're using big meaty claws to type.
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>>13457159
€impkting felanin cant gave a penus
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>>13457152
>you will never wake up a shape-shifter
>you will never know an overwhelming, singular purpose
>you will never serve the hive
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>>13457121
Uh, I was actually just half describing what I am doing to my cat but making it pony and greentexting it to make it so simple you get emotionally tied to it instantly.
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>>13457163
That's not kinky, Anon.
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>>13457163
>Get unbirthed by chrysalis
>Come out holding several important looking organs and a pin to a grenade
>Freeze frame as the explosion propels you through the air
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>>13457165
Oh my god I'm so sorry I don't know what happened
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>>13457173
welcome to MLPG
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>>13457173
you're lucky I didn't masturbate to the concept
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http://i.imgur.com/cIKM6rH.png
Non-pone but I actually did something woo.
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>>13457184
It's too late for me, go on without me anon.
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>>13457174
Are you sure?

>get corrupted by chrysalis
>complete failure, personality and free will preserved
>look like a bug
>no more penis
>have to pay for millions of bits in plastic surgery
>depressed for the rest of your life because of your prosthetic penis
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>>13457029
You pause. He continues, "We were in a loop of time. You went back around four times and this time it went -- better. This is unusual I'm sure, but-"

You cut him off with a dismissive wave, "No, I SAW that episode of Stargate." You tilt your head a bit. So somewhere there were four dead versions of you --

The waterfall is so loud here. The sun is just starting to stream through. Whites and blues of the rock are taking on the appearance of fine marble. You can't see all the castle but the fine circlets of gold on purple in the Royal Chamber tower where you had high tea. You hear the faint patter of carts pulled by hoof.

-- And four dead Equestrias.

You draw yourself up tall, the pony at your knee still looking a giant. It doesn't stop you from boasting, "Fifth time's the charm!"

He breaks into a laugh, then a roar. It's a light bulb breaking; there and gone. His face still seems a little softer. This was a strange pony alright. "That's a good one. You should take that home with you."

"What?"

He's already down the staircase to the main courtyard, yelling over his side. "You're Earth-bound. External expert, the works. Equestrians only."

You stare at the ground like it's stolen your kidney, and launch after him, "Wait! What if - what if I'm an INternal expert?"

He pulls short again, his silver mane hardly flicking as he jerks his head. You nearly barrel over his ... barrel. That's the word.

"You want to stay here and be an Agent." It was clipped fact.

"Yes, I -" you wave fleshy handsy arms, "LOOK at this place! Who wouldn't?"

The aviators stay on. They reflect your crazed Jesus pose, which you break - and don't look smarter.

"And you know what it means to see people die over and over?"

"N-no," you mumble, "But we already died today. I don't want that for you, Celestia, and everyone."

The breeze plays at your ears. Silence. Five seconds. Ten. Stillness.

"Get your Turner."

It's unclear what he means. Any thoughts?
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>>13456991
>>13456991
Oh my fucking sides..
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>>13457175
>Get unbirthed by chrysalis
>Come out as McPixel.
>You can interact with a bomb inside on an egg(chicken).
>Chrysalis.
>Some goop.
>A husk of a dead changeling.
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>>13457185
it's nice?
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>>13457125
>favorite pony is Celestia

>"Oh, I know a way to hide it, alright"
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>>13457185
I like the way it has boobs. And not even on it's crotch.
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>>13457192
I'm quite sure.
Kinky would be something like this:
>Chrysalis takes away your ability to get erections
>but not to have orgasms
>in fact, you always seem to be on the brink of cumming
>but the only way you can cum is if you pleasure the other changelings sexually
>it feels so good the first time
>and the second
>and the third
>soon you don't mind not getting hard anymore, just cumming like a girl every time you suck or fuck
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>>13457203
>McPixel.

I mourn for this planet.
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>>13457220
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>>13457220
>you have no sexual attraction to the bugs whatsoever
>but you can't touch their chitinous exoskeletons without making a mess of yourself
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>>13457220
I'm getting too chivalrous for this shit.
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>>13457220
>>13457240
>a furious astartes bursts into the fun chamber with a raging five foot boner (courtesy of primarch phallam giganto's geneseed)
>screams "THIS IS SEXY HERESY!"
>purges all the changelings to death
>with his dick
>rotates his hips and smacks you across the room
>with his penis
>praises the emperor while jerking off
>cums like a firehose
>rocketed out the way he came by his magnificent crotchrocket
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>>13457200
>"Get your Turner."
I have no idea what that means, but I'm willing to find out.
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What if shining armor invited you to play settlers of catan on cadence's belly?
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>>13457255
I bring my miniatures and dice then arrive confused.
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>>13457255
I don't know what that is, but sure
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>>13457252
you were assigned a generic background stallion when you were recruited

you haven't lost him already, have you?
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>>13457255
my aura must have been magnificent
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>chistery could have done his Carmon Sandiego quest and had actual questers right now.
>If he hadn;t fucked up and told the rest of /mlp/ that it came from the big bad MLPG.
And now nobody will touch it with a six foot pole.
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>>13457255
Only if I can blow a raspberry on a critical roll.
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>>13457281
I just wanted our happy ending..
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>>13457240
>at this point your limp sissy dick is always dripping cum
>you reek of Changeling cum, your lips and ass are always stained with it
>they can smell you from a mile away
>you can't walk a few feet through the hive without a swarm ganging up and fucking you from every hole
>you don't mind, of course
>you've forgotten your old name, your old life
>but thinking is too hard anyway
>it's hard to even try to think when you're constantly aroused
>you just want to please your Queen and pleasure her Swarm
>you love your Queen
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>>13457281
>implying you wouldn't be shitposting it either way
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>>13457290
>Saging a general.

Tell me, how mad are you?
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>>13457281
wait what?
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>>13457303
so mad you don't even know
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>>13457281
Who cares?
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>>13457289
This is a disgusting and pathetic fetish

Let's have loving consensual sex with ponies instead
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>>13457310
>Who cares?
>>13457309
>>13457290
>>13457288
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>>13457255
somebody post the screencap. For the non-/tg/s in the audience.
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>>13457289
>limp sissy dick

lame

why don't they ever let you go full female in this situation

it would be way hotter
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>>13457311
>consensual sex
Whatever you say grandpa.
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>>13457317
>implying it wouldn't happen
>a few months pass, your Queen sees potential in you
>she wants you to graduate to a Breeder
>you have to go inside her one more time
>once you come out, what was left of your dick is gone, and you now have a pussy and a womb
>and you are VERY fertile
>her swarm wastes no time in taking advantage of your new hole
>you are now a walking egg factory for the hive
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>>13457306
>>13451332
chistery tried to make a quest in the general.
While it was active.
Got told to fuck off and make it off the thread.
His whiteknights lost their minds.
One of them flat out quit questing due to butthurt.
So when he did make the quest, it failed hard.
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>>13457333
oh fuck
can I still masturbate? this is important.
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>>13457333
>my figurative boner when
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>>13457333
you know, I'm not sure I thought this through

oh well, what's done is done, I guess

is there a quota I have to hit and then I'm done or is this one of those awful "for life" gigs
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>>13457337
>chistery tried to make a quest in the general.
>While it was active.
I don't exactly see the problem with that
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>>13457339
You can, but what good is it when you spend almost all of the day stuffed with cock?
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>>13457337
>An AiE import from MLPG.
Okay, why the hell did he mention it's from MLPG-
>Taken from the Annals of MLPG
WHY DID YOU DO THIS?!
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>>13457355
I like where this is going.
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>>13457337
what the fuck, why did he listen to hateanon?
why did one of the questers quit? he must of not liked the quest to begin with
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>>13457351
three people said they were fine with it and two people threw a fit and said they weren't

then a bunch of mudflinging happened and nothing good came of it
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Can someone let me off the ride?
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>>13457351
It's usually not a problem, but he tried to do it early.
The hateanons were still awake.
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>>13457369
sure here is your ticket
sign there bottom copy is your
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>>13457369
but it never ends, anon

you knew that the contract said when you signed it
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>>13457367
The people who were against it are fucking idiots
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>>13457200
>>13457252
"My what?"

The Agent is already trotting at a good clip the courtyard "It's the shiny bouncy metal thing we what use to go through time and back," he yells. The walls echo it back to you as you play catch-up.

"Time and back?" You half-whisper in awe as you draw close. God this guy could power-walk.

"Figure of speech, you go the slow way the forward way. Five year service, about ... oh, 7 or 8 years objective time. I'm sure you can work on your golf game!" You don't take this as a "ha-ha" joke but something he's said a lot.

You mouth "SEVEN years" wide and slow behind the stallion as he passes through the wide gate to the Fountain "Or improve your, ah, "aim."

You'd taken to ticking off seven on fingers. Several still have a sheen. A scowl wrenches your face. "Hey, no reason to give me the business."

He just laughs, not exactly unkindly, "You try taking a guy seriously after you see 'im piss all over the one thing that'll save the Equestrian race." You pause, still ambling. He seems to be heading in the direction of the barracks.

"But the Turner, I mean, where do I get it?"

He says nothing. You both stand at the broad brown door to the officer's quarters. He makes a few curious knocks; a secret sign.

You wave a hand exasperatedly, "And?"

He quirks a satisfied smile, "Check your pocket."

You do. Something hard is inside. The door opens just as you extract a simple circle of metal about three inches across. It's about the width of a finger with a big green opaque button on top. It has tickmarks around the dias.

"When did you -" you blink, "Did you--?"

"Slip it in your pocket when you had them hanging? Yeah." He's padding over to a smart-looking stallion with a measuring tape. You come along.

You gawp even as you stand on the podium, the tape pulled this and there. "But I hadn't said yes yet!"

He speaks with the tailor, who heels back with a suit. A perfect cut.

"Yes, you did," he corrects. "Suit up, Rookie."
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>>13457369
You can leave the ride, but you can't escape the park.
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>>13457364
>what the fuck, why did he listen to hateanon?
Because his 'backers' were the ones issuing death threats to the 'haters' suggesting he took it to /mlp/ or the sub.

He had the voice of reason, or /b/.
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>>13457357
Just maybe I wanted to see the world burn
No really I thought MLPG wasn't seen as fucking poison

COLOR ME SURPRISED
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>>13457382
I'm okay with this.
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>>13457380
that's what I tried to say but you can't reason with those people
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>>13457394
You spoilered the wrong part of your post.
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>>13457389
I was okay with moving it out for the time being at least, how people decided to take up "just cause" when it was pretty clear it was moot I'll never know

>>13457406
I don't think I did
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>>13457394
>COLOR ME SURPRISED

Yeah, it's always a shock when your whiteknights turn out to be snakes, doesn't it?

When your 'questers' will abandon you in the first sign of trouble.

To be honest, I wanted to quest, I wanted to be part of a story! But you had to set it off on the wrong foot. And then fan the flames and set the haters and knights on one another. I'm sure it was fun at first, to see them squabble.

But now you see how you fucked up? Any quest hosted by you will be seen as a joke now.
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Pony wants to hug you, but only if you promise that you're not autistic
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>>13457421
It's good I'm not autistic then.
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>>13457419
I'm surprised you haven't started to hate on Omni yet, what with his way or running the enrichment center
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>>13456391

Does it look like fun?
I miss it too...
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>>13457438
>hating The Dragon
how could anyone do such a thing?
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>>13456391
It's already released?
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>>13457454
it came out at midnight
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>>13457457
Sweet, thanks
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I love pony
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>>13457465
Hi Pinkie!
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>>13457438
At least the enrichment center doesn't pollute the general with quest bullshit.

Why is everyone so assdamanged over a quester not waitin for a dead horse to do his quests?

Why has nobody asked why SmutAnon did his Celestia quest outside of the general.
Why other quests were done outside of the general.
Raisin? Out of the general.
Renne? Outside of the general.
And others as well.
And you flip your shit because a quest is asked to be OUTSIDE the general?

Because the PISS may invade it?
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>>13457454
>>13457457

Didn't LK say he was going to stram the first Amnesia after RQ was done?
He should do this one
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>>13457472
Why are you so assdamaged about someone running a quest inside MLPG?
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>>13457472
why do you hate fun, anon?
why do you want to drive out people just for enjoying something?
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>>13457474
LK says a lot of things
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>>13457472
How does MLPG get mad at quests but not

>you will never have all responsibility and identity stripped from you and given a life of eternal sex
>you will never be pushed out of sweetie belle's vagina as she massages you with her prehensile clitoral hood
>you will never switch bodies with twilight and explore each other as never before, a story in three parts

Simple. Boners. Boners because of lifelong issues, but still boners. If you add boners to your quests, MLPG will shut up and enjoy it.
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>>13457486
The grammar here is shit, but you don't mind because you have a boner.
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>>13457486
people used to get mad at fetishry but the fetishists started to ignore the crybabies and now we've hit a nice equilibrium where we can fetish in peace because we ignore those who don't like thing
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>>13457480
Running something so active as a quest inside of a general when it itself is active is stupid, that's why.
Archive reasons aside.
>>13457481
>Implying I hate fun.
I love quests. But forcing them inside of a general as active as MLPG during the day, that is dumb.
And that is what happened to cause this shitstorm.
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>>13457496
>Running something so active as a quest inside of a general when it itself is active is stupid, that's why.
How so?
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So...why and what are we bitching about now?
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>>13457486
>Boners.
Hey now. The "anon gets his brain washed out so he stops making ponies go murder-crazy" thing wasn't about boners.
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>>13457499
because people would rather cry than use filters


>>13457501
something irrelevant that happened hours ago
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>>13457495
>people got mad so they started leaving during hiatus
>MLPG is currently 100% fetish
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>>13457501
Whether people should ignore things they don't like, or if things that people don't like should be removed from the general.
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>>13457501
Some people don't like thing.

How're you today anon?
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>>13457502
Then explain my massive hardon when we kissed the pony
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>>13457499
>How so?
Shit just gets messy.
And for some people here who have shit connections, it may just cause a hell of a lot of confusion.

If they wanted a bunch of text in every post they would go to a quest thread.
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>>13457496
>Running something so active as a quest inside of a general when it itself is active is stupid, that's why.
No it's not. You have to click "Hide" on ONE post. ONE single post. And it's all gone for 5-8 hours, while not hiding any other discussion. Not to mention that MLPG is really dead and has nothing to discuss most of the time anyway.
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>>13457514
lifelong issues, anon.
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>>13457513
Pone's forelegs are too short for her to walk with a level back there
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>>13457486
>pushed out of sweetie belle's vagina as she massages you with her prehensile clitoral hood

unf
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>But you had to set it off on the wrong foot. And then fan the flames and set the haters and knights on one another. I'm sure it was fun at first, to see them squabble.

I'm not certain what world-shaping he-demon you think I am, but I'm pretty sure I made it clear I was okay moving it off and people should calm the fuck down

But I guess somehow he-demon flavor Chistery makes you happy

This is a partial extract from the last thread
http://arch.413chan.net/mlp13445723.html

Christ on a bike I just wanted to do some silly screencaps with Anon and Twi

I didn't have any clue the rest of /mlp/ is still that flavor-blasted over MLPG
I'll tone it down next time maybe, it could have gone places
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>>13457513
Great actually. Admiring a few Rarity drawings.
She is my favorite pony actually.
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>>13457525
NO I'D RATHER COMPLAIN
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>>13457517
>Filtering.
I have never had to filter before in my years of MLPG, and I don't need to now.
>Every other fuck is going to tell me to filter.
calling it.

I should not have too.
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>>13457515
>And for some people here who have shit connections
You mean people in third world countries?
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>>13457537
If you can't fucking ignore things you don't like and refuse to use a filter, don't complain about seeing stuff you don't like.
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>>13457531
> The powers of the Witch-Dyke have metamorphosed into a He-Demon, ye World-Shaper

Why is everything so METAL
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>>13457531
Why do you still reply to someone who actually uses "whiteknights" and then calls them snakes and wusses?
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>>13457483

Maybe he needs a nudge
He seems really busy lately
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>>13457545
Crazy tastes delicious, that's why.
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>>13457524
You're right, I hadn't noticed that
>>13457532
That's good to hear, she's mine as well. There's a large rara thread still hanging around if you haven't already found it.
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You carelessly knock celestia's crown off her head while hugging her

Without the source of her power she falls into an adorable horse coma. Replacing the crown does not wake her up. The bond has been broken.

Now what?
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>>13457553
Sometimes I wish I could slap you trough the internet.
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>>13457541
I have.
But quests have moved, they did a long time ago.
Questers go to /mlp/ to get more players.
It's fucking logic.

UNLESS YOU BLURT THAT YOU ARE FROM MLPG LIKE AN IDIOT.
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>>13457560
rape
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>>13457560
secure the crown
establish dominance over the royal guard
seek out the educated ponies and search for a cure
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>>13457537
You don't have to, I have no issues ignoring the quest even though I don't participate. But you are unable to ignore things, so you should filter it. It is not, by any measure, against rules, or anything whatsoever to run that quest here.
Also you really should start filtering things, because I get the sense that you complain, read shitpost, a lot about everything you don't like.
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>>13457570
Celestia somehow rapes you while in a coma.
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>>13457557
Aren't those just dump threads? I have a pretty big and quite extensive collection of Rarity images.
And I'm lazy. If I'm in the mood of talking about Rarara i can just do it here without opening a new tab.
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>>13457564
And why exactly should people listen to your arbitrary ruleset?
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>>13457560
>Without the source of her power she falls into and adorable horse coma

I fucking swear I've read these exact words before
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>>13457581
NO
THERE ARE RARITY THREADS IN /mlp/ SO YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO DISCUSS RARITY HERE

IF YOU CONTINUE TO POST THAT PONY IN THIS THREAD I AM PUTTING YOU ON MY LIST AND I WILL STALK YOU TO THE END OF DAYS
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>>13457583
It wasn't my ruleset.
Quests simply migrated out of MLPG and into the board itself.
Bitch all you want, but it is simply evolution.
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>>13457561
Well, you're right - encouraging them is a pretty bad idea.

Maybe they need head-scratchies. Those are nice.
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>wanted to do a mini-quest next week
>with pictures
>in the general
>tfw Anon ruined questing in the general
>tfw LK ruined questing
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>>13457594
http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/?task=search&ghost=&search_text=%22adorable+horse+coma%22

not seeing it in our recent history
how far back does this deja vu go?
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>>13457598
And why the fuck shouldn't they run one here, except because you don't like thing?
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>>13457598
And now some people run quests here
As you said. Evolution.
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>>13457596
Fine, then here's Applejack instead.
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>>13457601
please do it and please ignore anyone that shitposts at you when you try to do it
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>>13457601
Depending on the time of day it works just fine
Other times of day you're gonna have a bad time.
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>>13457598
But that's the choice of the person who runs the quest. If they don't mind not getting that many players, then they might as well do it here.
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>>13457581
For the most part, we sometimes have writefags in there, but it's become more of a rarity.
Discussion is nice though.. when it actually happens, which is not often.
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>>13457560
Take the crown
Then I'll find Chrysalis and take her crown
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applejack's mane always feels matted and wet, like a poorly groomed dog
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Why do we even have general threads anyway.

Isn't /mlp/ the general board?
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>>13457605
REPORTED
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>>13457605
That's Cadence/
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>>13457601

>>13457608
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>>13457602
Deja vu does not have timestamps.
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>>13457619
>Applejack's bush always feels matted and wet, like a poorly groomed dog
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>>13457620
Why do we have a pony board anyways when pony is a cartoon

isn't /co/ the comics and cartoons board?
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>>13457605
I do love My Little Rarity: Rarity is Rarity.
So many characters...

>>13457616
Well thanks for the invitation. But again I'd rather stay here. There are write fags here too and really a single thread to a single topic...it doesn't go well.
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>>13457615
>If they don't mind not getting that many players

Tell me, how many questers did chistery get today?

I would almost argue that the tribe spoke.
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>>13457621
Can I post Rainbow Dash?
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>>13457560
Avoid pissing on her.
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>>13457628
Why do we have /co/ anyway?
Is /b/ a board for everything?
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>>13457639
Why do we have a /b/ board when there is an entire internet out there ripe for random discussion.
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>>13457639
Why do we have 4chan when there are a hundred other ways to communicate?
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>>13457627

from zero to unf in 60 seconds
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>>13457644
why do we use the internet for random discussion instead of intellectual discourse, business, and education?

isn't real life for random discussion?
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>>13457629
It seems having a single thread to many topics also doesn't go well, given recent happenings.
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>>13457639

Why don't we all just kill ourselves when the Heat Death of the Universe will win out anyway?
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>>13457604
Yes, some people run quests here.
But chistery has been doing them daily, compared to the random little story.


It;s not like the teen fics, where several anons made it and it was cool.
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>>13457634
>Tell me, how many questers did chistery get today?
Half of the people who get involved with a quest pick it up mid-stream here. Pushing him out "tribe-style" with the same two to three people shouting down the simple presence of a quest and that means no mid-quest bump.
Most of us kind of lurk through it and see where it goes, maybe two to four regularly offer responses at prompts.
But really you're asking "how many people can I subsume into "samefag?"
Combined with breathing "MLPG" anywhere else on MLP and it's not surprising. That much was a rookie mistake.
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>>13457656
suicide = 0pone
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>>13457656
Why do we bother living if we forget it all when we die?
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>>13457634
> how many questers did x quest get?
You mean the people actually playing or the people watching or stubbing without shitting themselves in anger?
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Does pony think I‘m cute enough for a poke?
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>>13457652
Oh my god you're right. Time to stop using the internet to fill the gap of intellectual communication about colored girl horses and time to be a useful member of society.
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>>13457669
pony thinks you're cute enough for a plague
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>>13457658
> if it happens regularly I have to get really upset about it instead of using simple filters or scrolling past like a big boy, instead roiling up half the thread in multiple forks of a "you, no you" discussion
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My Little Pony.
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>>13457662
It's not about the end. It's about the adventure.
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>>13457669
pony is having tea with sergal and sonichu

pony says that you're not invited
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>>13457654
It worked for almost three years and it still works. Everyone has shitposters and people that just want to see the world burn.
They still work in my opinion. And it draws in a much larger audience with more opinions. Have a thread dedicted to Rarity? You'll get only people interested in Rarity there. Have a Rarity discussion here? You will get the opinion of people that do not have Rarity as their favorite pony too. Also it doesn't transform in a simple dump thread that annoys a lot of people.
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>>13457659
>That much was a rookie mistake.

>Rookie mistake.

Bullshit, made that OP post while practically screaming "MLPG FRESH SQUEEZED!"

Not even practically, he was screaming that.
It was almost painful to look at.
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>>13457674
A cute pony plague? Will it hurt?
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>>13457687

come on, sergals aren't as bad as sonichu
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>>13457680
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>>13457679
/b/read, please.
Your have not been relevant here for a year.
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>>13457697
Is that fan bolted to the floor or something?
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>>13457697
Pony likes fans
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>>13457694
it's a plague of hugs

it will only hurt it you have a hug allergy

also the ponies are wearing plague doctor masks
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>>13457703
Maybe it's a very heavy fan
Just like some broneis
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>>13457695
Sergals are much worse than Sonichu. Sonichu was a bad joke paraded by trolls, Sergals were a serious work of fiction from that cesspool /tg/ until the internet found out and struck them down.
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>>13457695
Don't you dare insult sonichu. He's pony's best friend.
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>>13457697
if I've told you once I've told you a hundred times

you must wear your wings when when you're out in public
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>>13457708
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>>13457689
I suppose, I enjoy both kinds. Unfortunately there's little discussion to be had in either, at least until the hiatus ends
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>>13457719
She doesn't have to wear them if she doesn't want to.
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>>13457710
sergals are actually kind of neat but i don't want to cuddle them that much

what kind of crazy fictions would pony /tg/ come up with?
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>>13457693
>Not even practically, he was screaming that.
I'm not sure how you know what I was screaming while typing a post
Or how you could find it painful to watch
Unless you're some sort of Danny Phantom
But okay
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>>13457723
At least we typically don't really mean it when "your waifu's a slut" comes up
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>>13455697
just publish them in a complilation
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>>13457725
>not wonderbolts
are you even trying?
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>>13457729
The British
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>>13457728
she's a princess now
she has responsibilities
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>>13457723
We do have the comics. Unfortunetly we are getting Shining and Cadence instead of the main cast.

Really I loved the Big Mac mini-arc but...I really would have preferred if they did it in a micro and use the main comics for main characters...
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EVEN DEMONS KNOW
EVEN DEMONS KNOW.
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>>13457736
i stopped trying long ago
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>>13457733
I am dead serious when I say ponies are sluts

their approachability is one of the things I like the most about them
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>>13457745
is that walter behind him
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>>13457730
Before your OP I had no idea someone could name drop something and fuck up a quest in the same post.
But you managed.
How did it not cross your mind, that mentioning MLPG, the most hated general in the board, was going to not backfire? And mentioning that the quest was directly inspired or some shit from it?
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>>13457749
Pardon. I stand corrected.

Standing ponies are kind of weird though
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http://images.4chan.org/mlp/src/1378774789326.png

JESUS CHRIST
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>>13457754
why are you so rectumwrecked

a quest murder your parents or something
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>>13457740
But she's so much cuter without the wings.
Now if only she could get rid of the horn.
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>>13457744
I still haven't read most of the comics. I was coerced into reading the rarara one though, it was pretty good.

I should really read the rest of them, though I've been told a fair few times to avoid the flutters and dash micros if I do
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>>13457759
Thunderlane
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>>13457759
fuck yeah
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>>13457759
>lyra

UNF
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>>13457686
She looks pretty young in that one
cute
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>>13457759
goddamn, the 2/3 of moondancer we can see is hot as fuck
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>>13457760
One day, some dice fell wrong...
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>>13457759
THUNDERLANE WHAT THE FUCK
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>>13457759
>that Soarin
>that Caramel
>That Thunderlane
>That Cadence
Oh god...
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>>13457760
yeah actually
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>>13457759
If you show this to Rarity, she spontaneously combusts
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>>13457762
You should read them.
As for the Dash and Flutters ones...They aren't good but neither of them are horrible. They're just extremely boring. And the Flutters one has bad art too
You could make the Dash one interesting and funny if you imagine it as one of her dreams or fanfics or something

But at least read the main ones.
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>>13457759
TOO MUCH 90s
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>>13457779
You know she was in the same class as Cheerilee
She probably had to survive there

Poor girl
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i wish i was short and skinny so people wouldn't get scared when i'm angry at them
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>>13457770
And so did some rocks

Not everybody died
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>>13457789
I don't think this adds up correctly but I don't really feel like pulling up call of the cutie to verify
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>>13457759
>That Lyra
>That Caramel
>That Soarin
>That Thunderlane
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>>13457791
I wish I were a little pony so no one would take me seriously
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>>13457785
Well I need to find copies of them first then. Yayponies has individual links, but there should be a larger collection somewhere.

But when I can get around to that I will. It'd be nice to see some new content that isn't EQG
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>>13457759
>SA
>Videogames, Chess, Math
>CROSS COUNTRY
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>>13457800
Everyone would try to rape you.
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>>13457800
I wish I were a walking tower of rape and death so nobody would bother me

I mean, a bigger, more rapey tower of rape and death. I'm already black.
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am I seriously the only one that doesn't give a fuck that chistery isn't perfect?

dude contributes. good enough for me.
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>>13457807
that's my fetish ;_;
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>>13457804
SA confirmed for ubermensch
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>>13457804
You're forgetting LARP.
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>>13457754
Wow gee guy
You seem awfully concerned about the thread I spun off
It'll be okay, it'll have a second life some day. Cheer up!

Mostly I'm used to dealing with people cogent enough to think maybe "Annals of MLPG" means "parody of something from MLPG" or "ha ha ha we extracted this from MLPG," or at least "Oh well shit it's MLPG I wonder what they're up to the stupid faglords oh wait TWILIGHT that's neat"
Even hoped for a cheerful
"> ANALS of MLPG
> ftfy"
But I guess that was asking a little much
I'm not really sure what you're deriving from pointing out something I already know, which that was a beef
But it must be pretty sweet
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>>13457796
Cutie Mark Chronicles
Filly Rarity was in the same class as Cheerilee. They are the same age.

Even if they weren't in the same class in High School, Rarity would still be there to see all those horrors since apparently half of Ponyvill also were in that High School
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>>13457759
I really can't wait for that arc.
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>>13457822
forgettable backgrounder with no personality a handful of meaningless lines

brony shit.
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>>13457759
I wonder if the idea for this arc came from the throwaway gag of 90s Cheerilee during Call of the Cutie
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>>13457820
Why did so many ponies from ponyville go to school in Canterlot anyway?
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>>13457820
that would mean Twilight Sparkle was only one grade below Cadence and Shining Armor, which makes it super weird that one would babysit the other
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>>13457830
Would you rather go to school in an ass-backwards hick town or in a metropolis?
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>>13457831
unless Twilight is actually a lot younger than Rarity.
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>>13457831
Well ponies do mature faster
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>>13457802
There are like 12 comics. That's 5 minutes at most of clicking.
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>>13457831
UNF
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>>13457813
I'm never sure if he's being sarcastic or actually indomitably cheerful when he's not writing about Anon stuck in a quarantine for fear Equestria will fall around his ears.
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>>13457804

cross country is for nerds that are also physically fit, true facts.

all the jock stereotypes pile into football and baseball
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>>13457827
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>>13457804
>>13457844
What's cross country?
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>>13457813
>am I seriously the only one that doesn't give a fuck that chistery isn't perfect?
No.
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>>13457834

I'd love to go to school in Metropolis

maybe I could meet Superman
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>>13457845
He's right
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>>13457847
Running.
Or alternatively skiing.
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>>13457847

running on a long course

like 3 to 7 miles
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>>13457852
In that case i guess i love a piece of brony shit
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>>13457836
That would make some of my fantasies really god damn unf, well more than they already are
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>>13457854
>>13457855
Oh
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>>13457856
do you think he would start to rumble if you touched his junk
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>>13457843
>Anon stuck in a quarantine
As the one who kind of kicked that whole thing off, the intent was to wring feels out of the writefag. It worked better than I'd hoped.

If there isn't a followup or something I'm probably gonna be a little bit sad.
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>>13457861
would seem an appropriate reaction
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>>13457852
I don't think bronies really care about him.
Just the fetishfags.
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i always have my gun next to me because I'm afraid a man is going to break in and steal my waifu
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>>13457845
its true, but not worth complaining about

we really only care about rumble and the rest during hiatus. what else are we supposed to do, corrupt the real characters with dirty fanon?
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>>13457871
Can I borrow your gun real quick
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*BOOM*

*BOOM*

*CRASH*

THAT'S ALL IT TAKES FOR A MAN TO BREAK IN AND STEAL YOUR WAIFU

WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A GUN?
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>>13457869
There isn't a difference
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>>13457864
of course there's going to be a follow up
we still have to meet the princess

and see if she can't release us from this hell of mind-damage we've been damned too
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>>13457875

sure thing man, just clean it when you're done
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>>13457877
Because my waifu isn't real.
Also I do have guns, just not at my house.
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>>13457880
I just want Peach to be happy.
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>>13457877
Because getting a gun here is difficult and I'd be declared mentally unstable
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>>13457849
More than a few Anons have said clearly they don't like what I write, like at all, but nice to see others enjoy it
But think it's good to see writing again
It's nice they're courteous but sad they feel this is a blasted waste
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>>13457872
>angry anon gets control of time and space
>retcons background ponies out of existence
>comes back to MLPG
>"and then rainbow dash slid her prehensile futa penis into scootaloo, just like she had always dreamed of after being rejected by her mother, heidi dashowitz"
>"ten seconds later, she came with a loud OY VEY"
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>>13457888
>guns
>not at my house.
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>>13457881
I don't think I'll be in any state to clean it, but alright, thanks
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>>13457836
They were very close in age in Cutie Mark Chronicles.
Really two or three years at most.
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>>13457877
I have a knife and guns are banned here
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>>13457900
>guns are banned here
you should move somewhere else
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>>13457895

don't smoke heroin out of my gun
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>>13457877
HOW WOULD A FUCKING GUN HELP AGAINST SOMEONE WHO CAN DEMOLISH A FUCKING IRON DOOR
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>>13457907

BULLETS CAN ALSO GO THROUGH AN IRON DOOR

BULLETS > MAN WHO CAN DEMOLISH AN IRON DOOR
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>>13457892
Don't mind them too much, as soon as something or someone gets attention there will always be Anons telling them that they are horrible beings.
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>>13457907
He doesn't need to break the door anon, just the doorframe.
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>>13457906
But that wasn't at all what.. yeah alright, I won't
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>>13457892
That's probably my favorite pony in armor pic
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Dear princess celestia

Today I filtered writefagging brony OCs autism fetishes because sergal waifu writefags chisteried meta quests about unfing comic hateanon also prehensile.

Your faithful student, el shitposter.
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>>13457894
Sorry that I don't live in a shitty area where I have to worry about people breaking into my home.
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>>13457902
I don't really see that much of a reason to own a gun when basically no one else does, either.

Actually, people owning guns would be a disadvantage for me because I'm considerably stronger and bigger than the average person.
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>>13457924
>>13457926
you two sound perfect for each other. NOW KISS!
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>>13457910
No, they're totally polite. They say straight up they don't like my Skub brand Skub but happy to see others enjoying themselves.

That's really great.

It's just sad they don't have their choice of writers to compare with among regulars. At one point this quest on- or off-General would be competing with ficlets, request lists, people making fanart, fanfic inspired by fanart --

I won't say thing were halcyon but I do wish everyone could have their choice again
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>>13457912
Which is made out of steel. Also the door is from steel not iron

So he has to get passed the security guards that patrol the area around where my apartment is, get the security code of the stairs where I live, and get trough and steel door with a steel frame.
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>>13457924

My neighborhood used to be like that. It was for 10+ years, even.

Then there was a series of break-ins. I've always had guns and made it known and only my car was broken into. The rest of the people got dogs.

you never know, man
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