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Nightly best pony (aka Derpy) edition!

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>>13322337
She's just not very clever
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>>13322337
DERPY AND RANDOM UNICORN FILLY #247 ARE NOT RELATED
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>>13322337
Depy is a cute pony

But applebloom is the best pony
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Pegasus edition.
Post your favorite pegasus pone.
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Rose Kill la Kill pony
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>>13322337
She's alright
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>>13322362
Then why does Dinky call her Aunty Derpy?
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Clumsy butts

backing in to things

like your lap
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>>13322375
yellowautism is bestautism
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MUFFINS
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>>13322382

only a little bit
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>>13322417
Man she's just a Derpy lite almost.
She has Derpy's airheadness and her fucking ass of iron
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No princesses allowed.
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>>13322411
O-Oh my. It's not autism, it's just aspergers syndrome.
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>Derpy wants to play
>But Anon isnt in the mood and has to go to work
>So she climbs under his shirt and hides there
>"Derpy get out of my clothes."
>"No."
>He tried to force her out, but she jsut wiggles away every time he tries to get het. So he ends up giving up and going to work like that
>"Hey Anon, you get a new haircut?"
>"No. No...its just a pony in my shirt...."
>Treid to type something up, but Derpy pushes her hooves out and makes her won little corrections as he goes
>Lunch time. Everytime Anon tries to eat his sandwhich, Derpy pops out and steals a bit
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Derpy must feel terrible being less attractive than everyone

I know I feel terrible because of it
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>>13322447
Someone draw Derpy training Sweetie how to use her ass.
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>>13322459
>Anon has to pee
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>>13322457
I want to cum on that face
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>>13322463
These are the only things from SHout that i like
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>>13322473
They're classist, don't worry about it.
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>>13322459
>>Lunch time. Everytime Anon tries to eat his sandwhich, Derpy pops out and steals a bit

HHNNNGGG
SOMEONE PLS DRAW
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At any rate, i'm going to bed
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>>13322484
Some of the normal comics were also okay, the ones where he didn't go overboard
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fluttershy is my pegasus
get your own
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>>13322473
> filename
Oh fuck
It's so true it hurt
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>>13322481
>she thinks it's hilarious and wraps her hooves around it and sprays it everywhere making little Fire Truck noises
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>>13322473
Oh wow, shouldn't she go off to ship that dress?
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>>13322504
Okay I'll take this one
Yours can come over and play with mine if you want
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Which pony secretly loves belly slapping her thick erection while standing in front of a mirror?
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>>13322481
>he tries to hold it as long as he can, but its a losing battle
>He rushes to a urinal and lets loose. He held it for a long time, so he's going to be here a while
>The whole time Derpy is looking up at him through his shit neck with her big yellow eyes
>"What'cha thinkin about?"
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>>13322482
i like that gif of filly fluttershy that is always spoilered
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>>13322505
Welcome to a few days ago where we teamed up Twilight and Rarity to make food so good it gave Anon orgasms.

Twilight with all her cooking and chemistry books and Rarity decorating everything.
Best cooking team ever.
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>>13322508
>guy at the urinal next to him sees the whole thing
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>>13322519
There's no dress this week, maybe
I often wonder how she tolerates the rare times she doesn't have any open orders, the shop is clean, and she's caught up with business correspondence.

"Brisk constitutionals" only take up so much time.
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>>13322537
>"Fucking ponies man"
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>>13322526
And there go my sides.
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>>13322524
Raity, she knows she musn't, but can't resist. Sweetie Belle sometimes watches and imitates in the privacy of her own bedroom. Rarity wonders why sweetie belle has taken to setting a mirror in her own room, but figures it's just part of growing up.
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>>13322546
>Derpy notices him too
>"Oh no the next house caught fire!"
>directs it at him
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>>13322539
She probably enjoys her free time. I mean looks how worried she is when she gets huge orders.

As for what she does she probably stocks up on materials and gems, finally has time for her jogging sessions in the morning, hell probably practice drawing and painting.
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>>13322397
I've been meaning to ask.
Do you guys care about that tournament at all here?
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>>13322580
Not really, but I can't speak for everyone.
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>>13322580
I dont follow it, but I always find it amusing at every board's reactions when /mlp/ wins or losses because everyone has such a huge hate boner
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>>13322557
Does Rarity ever catch Sweetie doing it? Or does she sometimes find the mirror a little messy?
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>>13322580
Some people here do. Not that many but there are some.
I one find it fun. not something to discuss with with but eh, nice time waster you know.
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>>13322580
I do, I watch the games when I can
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>>13322572
That might be true, but sometimes I think she's a project addict. She wants something tangible she can say she WORKED on, and fuss over, and make PERFECT. That's not just a fussy thing writers can play up, that's probably how she thrives.

The boom-bust cycle nearly kills her sometimes, so it's good she can decompress - but I could see her getting some pretty intense ideation on a side project or helping someone else if she doesn't have a pressing deadline herself.
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>>13322580

i like to know how it goes, but i don't really care enough to watch
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>>13322459
>trekd
>won
>in a line about Derpy messing up your typing
SCRUBBLES CONFIRMED FOR HAVING STOLEN THE PONY
ALL OF THE PONIES
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Does anyone have that pic of Cadence talking about pregnancy?
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>>13322580
Someone puts up a cross-link to the cup threads whenever they're up on /mlp/. So there's more discussion when the stuff's actually going.
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>>13322571
DON'T CROSS THE STREAMS
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>>13322603
>/mlp/ wins anything
FUCKING HORSEFUCKERS
>/v/ wins anything
FUCKING HORSEFUCKERS

And no one sees anything wrong with it, /v/ activates the shitposting machine no matter if they win or lose and they crank the dial up to 11.
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how do you show your support? we need to prepare the world for when the ponies arrive.
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>>13322615
Thing is that while she is hard working she doesn't seem a job addict. When she has a order yeah she goes in overdrive to make it perfect. But really I can't see her like that. Maybe when there's been a lack of orders she'd make a big project but as far as she is normally? At most design something every two or three days and one day per week make those dresses if she likes them.
She enjoys her free time a lot.
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>>13322654
And as I understand it, most of the people who identify themselves as /mlp/ are usually pretty good sports about it
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>>13322608
Sweetie Belle is very meticulous, and couldn't bare the thought of her sister finding out. If anyone ever catches her, it will have been from Sweetie's own design.
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>>13322526
>his shit neck
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>>13322668
No we just need to create world peace and unification. Then dedicate all of humanities resources to making ponies.
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>>13322671
The forst pages of her micro support what Chist said, IMO, which is sorta what I've always thought as well.
Really, she just enjoys her work. She loves designing and making ponies pretty
she's so perfect
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Okay, so there is still some interest in those games here.
I only asked because Fuck Your Marker comes up a lot in roster discussion and the defense for keeping him is usually that there's still a bunch of fans here.
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>>13322668
but the pones are intelligent creatures, its more like xenophilia than bestiality
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>>13322710
It would be wrong to exclude 25% of the boards traffic anyways

big fan of the cup too
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>>13322676
A little bit surprisingly, yeah. Helped me feel a little better about the /co/ /mlp/ match, which I was split on. All the people who follow the /mlp/ team seem like fun chaps.
It's a damn shame the chatroom is ALWAYS terrible, though.
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>>13322710
If anything, I love names that are funny to hear when read out loud, which include Fuck Your Marker
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>>13322712
Lero plz
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>>13322623
>steal all the ponies
>Like just individually walk up to each one and stuff them in a santa clause size sack, dragging a nation of ponies home
>"Where are we?"
>"I think we've been kidnapped or something."
>"Please get off of me."
>"I'm hungry."
>"Should we do something?"
>"Hey lets order pizza!"
>"Yeah! Hey mister, can we get pizza?"
>"I want mushrooms!"
>"Mushrooms are gross!"
>"You're gross!"
>"Stop fighting, I can't breath!"
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>>13322669
Why is she so upset
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>>13322710
to be honest i'd replace him with Markerita, but hey.
>>13322734
This too.
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>>13322671
>>13322704
Yeah, to be fair it's been all over the place
In any reading I could see her latching on to a side-project especially if she has something novel she wants to 'perfect' and doesn't have anything pulling her back to her own work projects.

"Weekend warrior" doesn't begin to describe how she approaches knitting class.
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>>13322738
>"Stop touching my butt!"
>"For the last time Bonbon nobody is touching your butt."
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>>13322739
She just wants attention, ignore her
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>>13322676
You should have fucking seen it.
>/v/ are sore winners
>raid the /mlp/ cup thread
>someone screencaps their own post saying "lets raid :^)"
>leaves out all the comments tellinghim to go fuck himself
>posts it in the /vg/ thread
>everyone believes it
>anyone who calls anon on his bullshit is a "brony faggot"

They just can't fathom that /mlp/ can lose gracefully and had to make shit up about how "butthurt" we were
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>>13322710
Honestly we don't really care

/mlp/ does everything without our input anyway
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>>13322740
As long as we have a representative on the team I see no reason why we shouldn't be able to change it.
Should I ask about it next time a cup thread pops up on /mlp/?
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>>13322738
I love this
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>>13322751
>Well I'm just saying it's there if anyone wants to...
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>>13322751
>"i know your tricks, lyra!"
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>>13322762
why the hate on mlpg?
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>>13322704
Didn't she just had some very hard months recently in the micro? Like almost no free time because so many orders and fashion shows?

I need to reread that micro.

It's just in the show she seems to enjoy to do other things when she isn't busy. Spa, picnics, spending time with her friends, going in town and so on.

I'm not saying she doesn't do anything when she has free time, just that she takes making new dresses easier. Occasionally she does some big projects when there's a lack of orders for a long time and she still does make new dresses constantly just that she takes it easy you know.
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>>13322752
I can give her attention if she wanted me to
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>>13322766
Bonbon just wants someone to touch her butt and make her feel loved. Why won't you touch her butt, Anon?
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>>13322739

Because Rarity wants her to wear a pretty dress.
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>>13322766
>touch her butt
>mff~ now kneed the right cheek a little
>are you su-
>GET TO KNEEDING
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>>13322758
Does anyone ever believe /v/?

I know ponies have a whole stigma about them, but /v/ is hardly a paragon of truth
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>>13322791
Rarity is pretty persuasive
She could probably convince Dash to do almost anything
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What kind of creature do you picture when you think "Twilight's ultimate enemy"? I'm talking about a serious threat, the FiM equivalent of Doomsday, something that can potentially kill Twilight.
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>>13322759
It's because we have a very shitty reputation.

People that never visited the general think that it's just a chatroom and circle jerk with almost no pony discussion.
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>>13322802
almost anything?~
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>>13322774
Depending on the amount of time you spend in here it can just look like a stupid circlejerk.
One of the biggest gripes I see is that there's never any long lasting topic or long meaningful show discussion.
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>>13322803
the script for MMC
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>>13322738
>"Whats that smell?"
>"OH GEEZ THATS DISGUSTING"
>"My bad..."
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>>13322774
>why the hate on /mlp/?
think about it
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>>13322803
>something that can potentially kill Twilight
not likely for a kids show
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>>13322809
Well Dash would never cheat on Fluttershy
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>>13322791
Why does Dash have to wear a pretty dress and be a mare if I don't get to? She doesn't even WANT to be pretty
life's not fair
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>>13322806
>People that never visited the general think that it's just a chatroom and circle jerk with almost no pony discussion.

But that's every tim we're ded.
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>>13322797
>I know /v/ lies more than they tell the truth but I just hate pones that much
not to mention /vg/ is /v/'s summer home
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>>13322817
I want her to drown in the smooze
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>>13322814
>think about it
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>>13322810
>One of the biggest gripes I see is that there's never any long lasting topic or long meaningful show discussion.

As opposed to /mlp/ who are SO GOOD AT IT AND NEVER CIRCKLEJERK AT ALL
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>>13322783
I think like most people she can have months or longer where it's simple enough to stay balanced and time managed well

Then you get stuck in troubleshooting mode and whether or not it's healthy for you, ALL X MUST BE DONE OH GOD WAIT Y IS ALSO TERRIBLE LIFE IS SUFFERING MUST FIX EVERYTHING

Between her professional pride and occasional laser-focus perfectionism (like the nest in Winter Wrap-Up), if you ask her to make things "pretty" like icing cookies she could get stuck in some sort of infinite loop of "improvement"
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>>13322803
>>13322817
Displacer Beast. Feeds on magic, leaves her without any magic.
Only Friendship brings it back.
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>>13322821
How does one cheat on somebody who isn't their girlfriend?
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>>13322817
>>13322829
>At one point the smooze uses a tentacle to grab a pony.
>So much fucking porn, so...just so much.
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>>13322810
why don't you leave then?
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fuck my butt
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24 hours since last completed fap. Coming down from half-hour edging session, was able to hold back but still feeling urge to go all the way. Any tips for (de)motivation?
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>>13322829
well too fucking bad, nerd
if anything, the most threating thing to Twilight would have to be something that can successfully take away her livelihood
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>>13322824
eh there's still some small amount of pony there too and that's just a few hours per day in the morning MLPG. And I doubt that everyone visits MLPG then and only then.
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>>13322817
>>13322803
If I've said it once I've said it a thousand times

We

need

a

beholder
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Remember when watching Friendship is Magic was something worth noticing as an act of gender role breaking instead of some sort of fad?
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>>13322846
the camera is a little off, the photo should be a little to the right
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>>13322817
>something that can potentially kill Twilight
>not likely for the Princess Sparkle And Friends Show

ftfy
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Wander Over Yonder's great

it'll definitely tide me over until newpone
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>>13322863
>something worth noticing as an act of gender role breaking

no
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>>13322872
Is there a new episode? I saw a new .gif last thread. Is sylvia in this one?
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>>13322863
Remember when people just watched the show because it was good?
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>>13322836
Oh she going full OCD over small things yeah never said that doesn't happen. That icing on the cake is something I can totally see her doing.

I wonder if she and Twilight go to OCD Anonymous.
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>>13322863
Remember when watching Friendship Is Magic was in support of younger girls having better cartoon role models?
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>>13322844
I spend a whole lot of time here and there actually and like them both for different things. I'm just relaying what I normally see from outside here.
This place is a great when it's in the right mood or pushed in a good direction.
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>>13322840
>>13322862
Beholders work too.
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>>13322863

no

i watched it because i like cute horses

anybody watching it to make some kind of stand on gender roles is a faggot
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>>13322848
go lurk through Jay's tumblr
>>13322871
it's still a kid's show, I'm still right
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>>13322878
Wait is that not acceptable anymore?
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>>13322841
I guess they wouldn't know
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>>13322822

Life's not fair for her either.
She's pretty whether she likes it or not.
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>>13322876

She's a main character in both episodes and features very, very prominently in the second.

It's available for free on itunes, or yayponies
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>>13322863
I thought it was just a joke with the voice actors.
Dressing in drag for a laugh is hardly "an act of gender role breaking"
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>>13322900
No because S3 is bad, the show is dead since Lauren left and Meghan is 1.1 Hitlers
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>>13322878
Uh, S1?
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>>13322822
She can really pull it off too
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>>13322907
>yayponies is hosting WoY

oh shit that's amazing
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>>13322863
>>13322912
is brony time
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>>13322863
Not because it's a good show?
Not because it's has cute ponies doing cute things?

No, because I'm somehow spiting someone by watching a fucking horse show

Doing things for irony is beyond retarded.
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>>13322863
>This show breaking gender roles
That's been done for the past 20 years
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>>13322916
Dosh can look even cuter when embarrassed/flustered
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>>13322840
>Twilight goes on some sort of special princess mission or something in the forrest
>She has to do it alone, just like every princess
>She gets hurt and is being harrased by a displace beast
>fight as she can, he magic is no use and she's being chased at every corner
>only by berfiending a wild blink dog and working together that she discovered the value of making new firends to help over coem new challenges
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>>13322912
I-I still like it...
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Anyone up for cards against humanity?
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>>13322907
>features very, very prominently in the second.
aw fuck yeah, she seemed really cool from the first one. I liked her voice
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>>13322822
She wants to be pretty for Celestia. Remember Swarm of the Century. Rarity didn't force her.
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>>13322822
You'll be a mare in a pretty dress one day anon
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>>13322949
>filename
wait a minute!
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>>13322909
Wait a minute, oh god I'm retarded
thought he was talking about FiW, brb killing self
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>>13322944
>That Pinkie

why does she get off on watching other ponies so much?
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>>13322881
Yeah, sorry if you felt I was japing. It's shown how she can get stuck on something in small ways.

Depending on your reading of the comics, it's apparently noticeable as a pattern for both Rarity or Twilight to go ultramax on workload and burn themselves out. Rarity might need it just to keep food on the table but even sometimes it seems she bites off more than she can chew. The show at least reflects that she accepted the Sparkle Shores order even though it was nearly impossible to complete.

I dunno, I wouldn't call it fanon or headcanon but it's just one possible reading of the character. I know a lot of people like her so that colors it.

It colors it wonderful off-white and purple. Image unrelated
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>>13322949
You're not alone, buddy
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>>13322949
Well then you're wring, you're just a brony that eats everything Hasbro shits out

I love the show too man. S3 is very close to S1 in my opinion. I really enjoyed it and am very excited for S4 and actually have nothing against Meghan.
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>>13322944
I love this, who drew it?
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>>13322848
> demotivation
Why? /nofap/? You know that Gary Wilson is full of shit, right?
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Drop it
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>>13322985
Rikose
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>>13322961
Thank you for the kind words
My dream journal is coming along nicely, anybody have tips for realizing I'm in a dream and having it become lucid?
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>>13322985
http://rikose.tumblr.com/
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>>13322981
>>13322979
Honestly I never had very high standards to begin with so the show exceeded them from the start.

All I need is Applejack to be there.
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>>13322993
I'm trying to hold off for a bigger load, actually.

Nice bait, though.
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>>13322975
just write a fapfic with twilight wearing flannel and be done with it
god
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>>13323018
Fish oil, melatonin, warm tea
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>>13323024
I'd like to help Applejack out around the farm some day
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Sometimes I think I should just stop fighting, accept all of /mlp/ and just go full brony

I'm so tired
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>>13323027
Sorry, people have been reposting that TEDx talk a lot lately

Had to head it off at the pass
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>>13322975
Didn't feel that.
And I read the comics.

I don't think Rarity is concerned with money at all. Look at how many diamonds she has. And that one tiny diamond could buy a goddamn industrial drier. And she had multiple diamonds like that on that saddle.

Also the Sapphire Shores thing is mainly because look how she reacted to it. And also it would have been a huge boost for her popularity and business.

I don't think that Rarity works mainly for the money. She works because she loves fashion and wants to make it big. She'd take any order firstly because of her love of fashion and her dream and secondly because of money. At least that's how I see it.
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>>13322870
horse does as horse pleases
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>>13323017
>>13323022
Thank you
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http://derpibooru.org/418515
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>>13322901
Sorry Dashie, but Fluttershy needs the D.
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>hundreds of games
>bored
>dont know what to play

Hate this feel.
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>>13323039
>tf

I wish I knew ignorance so I could enjoy thhe fandom and its content without cringing.
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>>13322961
The fact that she can carry such a simple dress makes her cutest pony.
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>>13323029
I've got a pretty tiny MLPG folder right now and it was the only thing purple I saw.

Sorry, Anon. And flannel is cute and comfortable but I don't get off on it or anything
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>>13323071
Use bandicam.
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>>13323065
She just keeps it around so Twilight doesn't get suspicious because she's a filthy fucking liar
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>>13323062
I enjoy some things the fandom creates, I keep it to myself though since even I know some of the stuff I like is "bad".
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>>13323061
>finally have the day off
>end up doing nothing
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>>13323039
I was full brony, then I came here

no regrets
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>>13323071
Don't record for 22 hours?

God I hope that's 22 hours.
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>>13323045
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>>13323044
>I don't think that Rarity works mainly for the money. She works because she loves fashion and wants to make it big. She'd take any order firstly because of her love of fashion and her dream and secondly because of money. At least that's how I see it.
This, she just loves her job amd works a bit too hard at it sometimes
I like to think she sells tailored clothes for very cheap occasionally, simply because she enjoys it and also because she feels she must help Ponyville be as fabulous as it can be by helping ponies develop their own styles and things. Kinda plays into the whole "generous" facet that doesn't honestly show up much, as well.
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>>13323036
>Applejack.
>Not using her butt to get what is stick in the well.
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>>13323099
22 minutes
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>>13323101
Part of me is sad that I did not get a multi-use Lyra.
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>>13323060
would you tie fluttershy up and pound her until she went numb
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>>13323107
Who in their right mind would get something out of a well with their butt?
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>>13323101
Why u pop banans?
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>>13323107
Never enough AJ using her butt for things.
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>>13323125
Who else but Applejack.
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>>13323085
Husssh, twilight is a simple pony and is perfectly happy with what Rarity can give. That is what matters
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>>13323071
Sentenal stop being creepy
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>>13323120
She would be quite bemused
But yes
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>>13323120
Does she really really want me to do it oh please?
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>>13323018

A dream journal is a good start as it allows you to more easily identify when you're dreaming.
Try and find certain things that just don't make sense like light switches not working, breathing under water etc, like anything else you'll get better with practice.
Although lucid dreaming can be spontaneous, I just noticed that shit wasn't making sense and therefor I must have been dreaming.
Also stay away from any depressants.
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>>13323044
Money issues aren't really brought up unless it's the Apples because it's probably a bit too depressing or "real" for the target audience. Though it's fun to think that gems have magical properties that make them extremely valuable while iron and the like can be turned into sheet metal with a thought, we haven't seen that on an industrial scale yet in-show.

Though I guess in any case Rarity doesn't hurt for money pending regular business. Spa treatments can't be cheap, or the fabric, or paying for the gems to be sourced even if they don't cost much as raw materials. She owns her own house for Pete's sakes, that can't be inexpensive. (Pinkie rents, Twilight lives in a public building as a civil servant and researcher, the Apples share their house, etc)

You're right that she probably puts prestige and love of the art above money most times, but I think it may be read she puts that ahead of her own sanity and health sometimes.

But hey, no reason to be in lockstep here.
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Kicky little Rarilegs
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>>13323149
that depends
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>>13323137
It was Wander Over Yonder, alright?

And WHERE THE FUCK HAVE I SEEN THIS THING BEFORE?
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>>13323104
The first thing she did when she saw Twilight, a complete stranger, probably still having mud on her, with a messy mane was to take her in the shop, fix her mane and give her a dress.

Again Twilight was a complete stranger.

She's generous as fuck.

She also puts her friends over herself. Makes sacrifices, doing things that she'd never do, like putting her head in a goddamn garage can to keep a secret for a few more hours. hell she did it for a stranger that was also a monster.
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>>13323149
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>>13323179
That looks like the little Dragon that Hiccup gives a fish to in HTTY
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>>13323161
>Money issues aren't really brought up unless it's the Apples because it's probably a bit too depressing or "real" for the target audience.

Even then they're only ever raised as an aside that they normally rely on cider to make it through winter, not that they're ever in true danger of going hungry or losing their home.
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>>13323167
Them's some kicky legs
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>>13323141
>>13323149
would you tease and make her beg
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>>13323186
>>13323168

I love these
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Does anyone want to get a second game of Cards Against Humanity going?
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>implying bronies aren't happier than you
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>>13323213
hnnnnng!
bets ship
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Reposting from last night since I finished so late.
http://i.imgur.com/pGD4jkC.png
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>>13323213
Oh man that's adorable.
thanks I love it
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>>13323167
>seizuring little rarilegs
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>>13323246
That's just terrible. Have to be honest
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>>13323246
Wow, that top must have been pent up

And on the stack

And half zebra
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>>13323161
I just don't think she cares that much of money because like I said she has unlimited access to gems and since Twilight came to town she had huge success after huge success constantly.

I really think she's the richest pony in Ponyville. And she just doesn't give a fuck. Look at how many materials she gave to the CMC. How many she gave to AJ. How little she cared about what gem she gave to Spike.

She may have a lot of expenses but she's goddamn Bill Gates. The amount of money she makes in the time she just buys something is triple of what she payed.
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>>13323213
That's adorable
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>>13323120
Yes.
>>13323217
Only a little.
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>>13323249
>supple little rariteats
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>>13323246
Oh hey...
That's a... nice...thing.
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>>13323276
I would suck on Appleteats
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>>13323276
Only teats I like
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fuck my butt
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>>13323276
Subtle teats>>>>>>>>>>crotchboobs
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>>13323263
Also the dresses is Suited for Success.
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>>13323276
Better than those disgusting crotchboobs that killryde dude does
ech
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>>13323276
Seriously, I shouldn't be finding that little nip so adorable.
Weird yo.
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>>13323257
>>13323280
I know I'm bad, it's okay.
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>>13323283
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>>13323298
Someone had to be the one
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>>13323298
Rediv pld
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>>13323151
>depressants
Like breathing?
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You know what ship I just can't make work?

Applejack x Fluttershy
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>>13323272
>only a little
>not making her scream for it
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>>13323305
That VGcats thing you did was pretty great though
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>>13323309
He's right tough
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>>13323276
>Subtle is awesome.
>In a bronies head.
>MILKMARE IZ BEST!
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>>13323322
>liking ANY m6 ship
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>>13323328
>an opinion
>right
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>>13323327
...VGcats thing?
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>>13323167
Adorable
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>>13323306
Thats right.

Both teats
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what cool artists do you follow?
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Milky Way is a pretty cute pony, boobs aside
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>>13323322
They just need more screen time
Like an episode where they have to take care of a sick dragon or get lost in the woods or something
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>>13323327
>VGCats.
Did he insult Scott?
That would be awesome.
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>>13323336
Squiglekicker is great
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>>13323341
Err that was some one else, sorry
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>>13323326
When you do it right, it only takes a little.
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>>13323364
>favorite pone is Rarity
>favorite artist's pone is Applejack

I still don't like it.
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>>13323364
It's actually one of the most horrible mane six ships
But that's just my opinion. You continue to enjoy it and have fun with it.
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>>13323364
My nigga
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>>13323355
I really like her color scheme, and her hair is cute
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>>13323366
woah now
not for sexual
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What kind of deck would each of the main 6 play
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>>13323366
He was trained for years by the KGB to draw good pone
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I'd be Trixie's stud
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>all these ships
>ignoring the important question
How would pone feel about polygamy?
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>Twilight is fitting into her new role as princess rather well
>which only enrages a growing evil figure far away
>but they are unable to attack Twilight directly. She's too strong and protected with her friendship
>So they attack her with her friendship.
>They use magic and creep into Applejack's mind, making her believe Twilight is getting too high and mighty, maybe she needs to be knocked down a peg or two yeah
>It works and soon the group is divided as their fighting grows worse and worse
>It's a classic ploy: the princess ruined by a poison apple
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>>13323263
>>13323299

Welll

She's probably poorer than Filthy in no small part because she sinks a lot of time and material into projects that might not be saleable easily. He can just move product at a profit, even if it's like 2% at his general stores enough people buy crackers or what have you he makes Hella dough.

She's generous to a fault, the girls just sort of, you know, stole gold-weave fabric. That had to be a HUGE unexpected loss.

She gave Spike one gem from the bounty he just helped jackhammer out for her, which granted is better than some employers I've had, but it was one of several dozen. She needed the rest for all those fucking crazy Shores outfits. I can't really blame her, just saying it wasn't out of the ordinary for someone who just slaved under the hot sun for you (and saved your life, natch).

She's generous, she's not ungrateful - though I wonder if she designed the Gala dresses as much for exposure as much as to please her friends. (1/2)
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>>13323345
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>>13323381
Rarity: Gem-Knights
Twilight: Spellbooks
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>>13323381
Twilight would be a min maxxed stack of faggotry for certain
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>>13323376
but it feels so canon
what don't you like about it?
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>>13323393
I'd take her homeless butt in and give her a good home-cooked meal.

With no expectations from her
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>>13323393
Studs are dogs you dumb shit
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>>13323397
Ponies are for monagamy only.

In b4 Belopheron suggests otherwise
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>>13323380
Like this?
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>>13323397
Ponies are strictly monogamous,AppleDan
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>>13323411
The fact that it's noncanon.
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>>13323411
What if they shared a blowjob?
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>>13323393
Who wouldn't
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>>13323369
Ouch...
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>>13323425
yes, this is acceptable
older mares for sexual
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>>13323397
They love it
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>>13323376
They have such great chemistry though, and really fun dynamic.
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>>13323427
>tfw confused for AppleDan
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>>13323276
>>13323366

This is why you draw the background first for pictures like these.
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>tfw Eurobeat is dead and hats us
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>>13323411
>but it feels so canon
No it doesn't
And because they're complete opposites and the only way to work is to fundamentally change one of them, like most mane six ships.

Let's stop please. It's shipping. Logic is thrown out the window. We have different opinion and lets leave it like that.
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>>13323400
(2/2) After all, she panicked not because they might feel embarrassed - she was probably concerned with others thinking they were indicative of her shop's standards.

She's not a business ultra-star partially because she cares deeply about her friends and caring for acquaintances, partially because she's just not hit her stride in the wider market. She cleans up enough to live comfortably in Ponyville but probably wants bigger things eventually.

But again, none of that detracts from the fact she can really go overboard with her projects. The only contention seems to be how often that happens, and if it's just incidental with her growing popularity and reluctance to hire help or she seeks out the challenge of working in the clutch.
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>>13323442
No I was just scrolling through my tumblr earlier and saw something and I thought you did it is all, didn't mean offense just bad memory.
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>>13323456
Harshwhinny tells you she is monogamous, and says she'll leave you if you so much as look at another mare or stallion with lust.
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>>13323477
No but you see they have sisters and run businesses that means they are very alike.
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>>13323441
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>>13323491
D-damn...
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>>13323477
Well yeah
Of course you have to throw logic out the window for shipping, the fun part is just finding bits and pieces in episodes that make it seem real.
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will we ever see their parents?
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>>13323397
They might not find it all that strange, though most of them feel lucky to handle even one special someone.

Some might think it's 'greedy' or just strange especially if there are kids in the house, but most of them just keep their mouths shut

No really gossip among ponies is fucking crazy, can you imagine what sort of weird rumors would crop up? "They must have, like, four dicks to every mare or something. It's the only way it would work! You know, in the bedroom."

Taking turns is sort of alien to them.
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>>13323424
But ponies are natural polygamists.
Not to mention the mare/stallion ratio would pretty much demand it.
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>>13323507
That's what you get
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>>13323524
It's cute when they do that.
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>>13323529
I like the fanon that fluttershy's dad is a former stunt flyer with a boisterous and loud nature
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>that feel when not enough feedbag pons
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>>13323544
no Whinny baby pls, i'll be good.
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>>13323543
Only in ponyville is the ratio weird. In appaloosa and canterlot, the ratio is more normal.
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>>13323549
Remeber when they did cute horsesy gestures like this?
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>>13323524
And Rarijack has very little and most of them require to completely ignore everything else. Rarity and Twilight have more "honest" moments like that. So does Rarity and Fluttershy. And again their personalities and life styles are completely incompatible.

Have fun with it, I'm not saying you shouldn't your opinion and all of that.
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>>13323543
The ratio is only skewed in ponyville
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>>13323544
and you get post workout sex with dash
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>>13323549
Why is Twilight so silly and adorable?
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>>13323549
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>>13323575
MORE LIKE SLUTTYVILLE
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>>13323566
>>13323575
WHERE IS THE PROOF
I SEE HOW IT IS
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>>13323574
It has more compared to Rarity/Fluttershy, another high-tier ship but sadly almost exclusively supported by stuff from Green Isn't Your Color
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>>13323594
Dont you mean was?
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>>13323562
I've seen how you act, Dan

I know how you brag about all of your "waifus"
I know how you UNF to other mares

If you value our relationship, you will swear to change your ways.
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>>13323576
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>>13323524
Does anybody have a .gif of the whole hug?
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>>13323594
cocaine
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>>13323605
I love her face just as she gets nudged
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>>13323619
> valuing a relationship with a stern real estate agent

Pls no
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>>13323637
It's because she reminds him of his mother

Not joking
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>>13323605
Runs in the family
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>>13323553
I'm tired of all the fanon that involves Fluttershy and things that constantly contradict her character
it's cliche and trite
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>>13323576
>you will never fuck dash after she comes home from the gym
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>>13323647
Wait
Wait
He's said this?
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>>13323647
unf
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this pony knocks on your door, asking if she can use your shower. it's raining and her coat is filthy. she promises to clean up after herself.
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Alright anon pony knows you've been shitposting. Come clean which one are you.
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>>13323659
Yes

Multiple times.
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>>13323619
I-I'm sorry Whinny, i'll never unf again. Honest!
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>Get vinyl figure in mail.
>UPS puts package in front of door.
>Says they had someone sign for it.
>I was not here.
>Any asshole could have just taken it.
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>>13323400
>>13323480
Okay maybe not richer than Filthy

Well he didn't actually save her life, and I think she probably would have given Spike the other gems if any of them remained.

And no she really designed the dresses for her friends with no ulterior motive. Look at the beginning. She does that when she saw Twilight's dress and how simple it is. Funny thing it's one of the dresses Twilight wore in the pilot.

The panic this makes sense. I mean let's be honest one of the biggest names in fashion thinks she's shit. All of Ponyville laughed at her. And it was totally her friends' fault yet she didn't blame them at all.

And no she actualyl is a bussiness ultra-star at this point. Hoity applauded her, she appeared in fashion magazines, Sapphire used her costumes, Fancy also loved her and had most of the High Canterlot class buy her wears and know her name

And again she has unlimited gems. She had a goddam chest filled with baby sapphires or whatever.

She could live comfortably in Canterlot if she wanted. Money isn't a issue for her.
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>>13323609
Watch the show

When we see crowds of ponies in other places, the ratio is more normal
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>>13323663
Did she asking in her Royal voice?
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what if derpy was cute?
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>>13323663
Yeah sure, go ahead. Up the stairs and to the right.
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>>13323663
Only if she takes a cold shower
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>>13323663
Invite her in, get some towels out, and ask if there's anything else she needs. Then I put on a pot of hot water for tea.
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>>13323674
Filthy is on par with a used car dealer. Rarity probably makes as much money as he does and has connections with the noble class in Canterlot.
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>>13323649
Ha, that's a good connection
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>>13323663
Did she bring your own towel?
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>>13323659
>He's said this
what do you think
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>>13323663
"Uh, sure. You need any help or anything?"
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>>13323692
HNNNNNGH
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>>13323670
SADDER!
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>>13323692
They are totally fucking in this gif.
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>>13323664
I regret nothing and I'd do it again
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>>13323671
UPS a shit
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>>13323692
Thank you anon, that's fucking adorable
pony should hug pony
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>>13323663
>"I fucked your sister."
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>>13323690
But anon, she is cute.
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>>13323717
>Twilight looks at her book
>Girls we're not at this part yet, we still need to do shots!
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please fuck my butt
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>>13323671
>>13323724
I like it when mailmen do this because I don't like in a shitty neighborhood where mail is at risk of being stolen
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>>13323736
At least you said please this time.
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>>13323736
Not now Applejack we got work to do.
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>>13323735
>Applejack and Rarity shrug.
>Twilight pull out some guns.
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>>13323733
>post cuts off
you tried.png
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>>13323748
>no cutie mark
Lewd.
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>>13323684
No, she actually looks a touch wearied.

>>13323708
She is without a towel.

>>13323695
>>13323697
>>13323712
Pony thanks you for your hospitality and hobbles straight to your shower, tracking mud and dirty water in. A sheepish smile is all she can offer in apology before she closes the door. The water turns on shortly afterwards.
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>>13323674
She's had critical success but so far we have only seen limited commercial success in the show. Not that I've expected any follow-up to the Spring line Hoity had in his shops, or just how popular the Shores line is, but it seems odd that she'd be commercially successful but still panic every time a new "unexpected" order comes in. The comic seems to indicate her fashion show is VERY popular, so maybe things are better for her in that canon.

It's almost as though she's lurching from a single-person boutique to a larger store with assistants but doesn't have the funding for it yet. Capitol isn't easy to secure, and neither is guaranteeing a good salary.

I only hesitate to think she's absolutely loaded due to unlimited gems because they seem to be very easily extracted at the surface and I've yet to see what gems go for in terms of bits. She might have quite a trove or maybe she has something best reserved for making her outfits look dazzling.
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>>13323748
silly princesses
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Should I continue grindan on DQ8?
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>>13323745
and people blame whites for wanting to leave shitty neighborhoods.
maybe if their shit didn't get stolen they wouldn't fucking leave.
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>>13323774
Start eating the mud and dirty water
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>>13323774
Welp. Might as well mop up the floor, put the kettle on, and dig out the tins of tea from the cupboard. Gonna be an interesting night.
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>>13323670
That doesn't sound very sincere.
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>>13323745
>Live in a nice community.
>Standing on porch with bro as we enjoy the warm night air.
>Hear police sirens.
>A SUV screams through the neighborhood, three cars behind it.
>"Huh."
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>>13323764
but she's so soft
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>>13323748

>she just falls over wherever and sleeps like that
>beds are still a foreign concept to her
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>>13323795
Anon.

Get out.
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>>13323784
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>>13323774
Clean up the tracks, and chill on the couch.
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>>13323774
I hope she doesn't mind dirty hippy soap and Dr. Bronners
Or that she doesn't expect soft water
Sheesh I hate to see what happens to her mane without her favorite conditioner
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>>13323784
>You will never fuck Celestia.
>Unless SmutAnon is writing it.
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Cloudchaser is the second best background horse. Lyra is the best, obviously.
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>>13323774
So, what's going on. Is she going to stay here or something?
Should I make something warm to drink for her?
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>>13323810
No
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>>13323774
>not taking your towel everywhere
Some Princess she is.
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>spent all night fapping

Damn it.
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>>13323819
celestiaquest soon
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>>13323814
>>13323819
They're just having fun with each other.
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>>13323783
She doesn't expand because she doesn't want that. She wants to make dresses. She want to be the one that designs her and makes them. She doesn't want to have hundreds of factories that just shits her dresses with no love.

As for her being worried about unexpected orders I see her doing that not because money but because she loves her job and doesn't want to disappoint her costumers.

Also I consider the comics the same canon as the show.
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>>13323839
Some of us don't store our towels on our heads.
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Have you ever been so pathetic to close MLPG only to open it up again?
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>>13323774
Throw paint on her when she walks out and call her worst princess. Then clarify that includes Cadence.
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>>13323798
Your little business suit excites me so
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>>13323843
Wow, what a waste of time. I think you have a problem, anon.
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>that Celestia preview
>That cute little pony that arranges the cookies
>That literally retarded filly
>that great art
OH GOD I LOVE IT
I WANT IT NOW
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>>13323824
Nah. Cloudchaser is definitely #1. Pegasi > Unicorns.
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Why is she so perfect, /co/?
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>>13323854
>The princesses keep trying to make out like they're being knocked out by eachother
>Really they just want to get laid
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>>13323860
_no
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>>13323867
PATIENCE MY YOUNG ANON
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>>13323671

>Friend gets a package
>It's marked "Fragile"
>UPS guy throws it up onto their balcony
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>>13323867
Wait.
What.
When.
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>>13323849
You think Luna is going to notice Celestia walking funny and go "Oh hell no."
Followed by half the guard, as they lost collective bets.
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>>13323867
>Retarded filly
Sweetie belle's in it?
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>>13323856
Mmm, she doesn't need hundreds of factories making off the rack to be a commercial success, but

If she wants to be nearly as popular as Hoity she'll have to delegate duplicate work to assistants at some point. The fact Hoity requested enough dresses to stock his multiple shops alone seemed jarring to Rarity as a producer.
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>>13323867
Where do I see these?
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>>13323867
>Retarded Filly.

But where is Applebloom and Scootaloo?
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>>13323910
tumblr drama where?
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>>13323911
There's also this preview page from earlier at SDCC.
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>>13323911
Gingersnap is amazin'
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>>13323671
>want to get a vinyl pony figure
>either they aren't shipped to Canada or cost $70
I hate this place.
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>>13323911
Oh my christ

>>13323898
>gordon pony
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>>13323910
>I'm a special little snowflake!
...Yes. Yes you are. Your mother must be proud.
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Answer the question bronies.
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>>13323875
She looks better as a pony.
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>>13323923
Please no, just no.
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>>13323910
this is what all OCs should say
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>>13323889
I don't think Luna's going to call either of us out after that earlier talk. She might have a choice expression for us, though.
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>>13323795
>>13323863
But that would be a silly thing to do, and you left your silly hat back in your friend's house. It wouldn't feel right without it.

>>13323797
You pull out your mop, struggling with the slightly-too-small bucket. It falls over once and gets soapy water all over your shoes and socks. Ugh.

>>13323816
There's tracks on the carpet, too, so you brush those off as well.

>>13323828
Thankfully, you kettle is clean and setting it to boil is simple. Probably the only simple thing about tonight.

Pony comes out of the shower and cracks open the bathroom door. She wants to make sure it's okay to use your towel, as it might smell a little... off after tonight.

In a quieter voice, she also asks if you have any nicer conditioner for her mane. Ethereal fibers, and all.
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>>13323940
I don't like these leg gradients that hasbro has started using recently
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>>13323937
>gordon pony
oh sweet jesus how did I not notice that
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>>13323898
>"I FUCKING LOVE STACKING COOKIES!
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>>13323671

Here they just fill out those "sorry we missed you" cards and act all indignant if you catch them trying to put one in your mailbox.
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>>13323939
That looks almost completely copied from the tf2 assets. Also no respectable human being gets friendzoned because that would imply you're pretending to be someones friend just to fuck them, and that's pretty stalkery.
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>>13323939
females make terrible friends.
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>>13323940
why does she have a terrible rash
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>>13323934
Try living in aus.
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>tfw tumblr dedicated to pony hotglue
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>>13323923
i wonder when tumblr will get angry about cisgendered british chocolate
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I would that retarded filly's mom though

>lipstick

unf
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>>13323956
FUKKEN KNEW IT
>>13323818
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Celestia Quest resuming in 19 hours.
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>>13323956
Uh, sorry, I don't have a lot of guests who need special conditioners. I can run up to the corner store if you can wait ten, fifteen minutes, but I don't know what I'm getting.
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>>13323941
It will happen
It will be hilarious
Really that was intentionally. There's no fucking way that's not intentionally. Especially with all that Derpy drama.
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I've been coloring a lot of other people's stuff lately, it seems. I'm not complaining, though - it's good practice!
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>>13323979
wasn't there backlash about the 5 calorie dr pepper or some shit.
of course it was all online, no one actually says that shit to people's faces
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>>13323911
>Chance
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>>13323937
>WHO FUCKING BURNED THE RISOTTO!?
>APPLEJACK CAN COOK A BETTER RISOTTO WITH A BLINDFOLD ON HER ASS!
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>>13323956
What kind of conditioner do space-manes use?
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>>13324008
She sure as hell didn't marry him for his strong personality.
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>>13323977
how small can you go
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>>13323956
Yeah, nope. No conditioner.
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NO

I CAN'T

I HAVE A WAIFU ALREADY
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>>13323971
>that would imply you're pretending to be someones friend just to fuck them

And misandry exists.
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>>13323950
I suspect another dream invasion.

Because you know she is going to ask her sister what happened.
And sisters like to talk.
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>>13324022
he looks like a small chance
semi-firm
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>>13324009
>BLINDFOLD ON HER ASS!
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>>13324002
If you're still coloring could you ink and color this? Or is it too much?
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>>13323976
It would make sense there because you live way across the ocean. But, I could drive to the States in less than a couple hours but no one bothers to ship anything here. Its just annoying to be so close but on the wrong side of the border.
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>>13324015
Crushed stardust, put in a paste with distilled water.

Nexxus Color Safe does in a pinch
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>>13324009
I'm pretty sure you can't burn a risotto and plate it up
That's an order of magnitude more fucked up than it should ever be
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>>13324009
>BLINDFOLD ON HER ASS!
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>>13323965
I think they look kinda nifty.
Apparently it's inspired by an older line of MLP toys.
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>>13324035
We don't have too much time left. We're confronting Ironsides and then... who knows?

If we do end up staying, somehow, I imagine she'll have quite a lot she'll want to talk about, though.
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>>13324030
That's Giddelee
you've already ruined your chances with her. Way to go, hotshot
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>>13324068
I have one of those
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>>13324030
Who cares, AppleDan? You already have every other pony as your waifu, one more won't matter at all.

Also that's Giddelee.
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>Celestia Funco vinyl soon.
>Applejack will have a hat.

Holy shit.
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>>13324085
Like I said, I have a waifu already
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>>13323956
>In a quieter voice, she also asks if you have any nicer conditioner for her mane.
Shit, I knew I should've gotten the Garnier Fructis combo pack instead of the Head & Shoulders 2-in-1 bottle when I went shopping the other day.
Sorry ma'am, but all I've got in the closet is more of what's already in the bathroom. Go right ahead and use as much as you like, though. You're a guest in my home and I insist that you make yourself comfortable.
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>>13324068

>mlp rather shit as a franchise, never go any mainstream appeal in the old days
>FiM is a fresh new approach
>rakes in the dosh
>Hasbro decides 'LET'S GO BACK TO ALL THE ROOTS THAT DIDN'T GET US HERE!'

Hasbro logic.
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>>13323898
>>13323937
>>13323967

>Gor, these macarons are beastly...
>Meringue is flavourless...
>Filling is... sticky...
>Disgusting.

>LOOK at that, will you!
>J-just LOOK at it!
>The watercress is WILTED, the bread is STALE, and the cucumbers are mangled all to shit!
>You fucking expect me to feed this to the Canterlot Elite?!
>I wouldn't give these sandwiches to a fucking PIG!
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>>13324030
that's not gingersnap
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>>13324009
>YOU DONKEY!
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>>13324015
>>13324048
Just normal product works fine.
Princesses use goops for stuff, too.
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>>13324069
>Ironsides

I dont quest but I would hear every line said by that character in Michael Ironside's voice.
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>>13324097
MLP still has its other demographic of MLP toy collectors, you know. Lots of them have been around since G1.
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>>13324046
I'll give it a shot, but not tonight I'm afraid. I need to get some sleep.
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>>13323898
In the first panel, that pony with black and white hair.
It's a reference isn't it? But to what?
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>>13324114
Yes, but that's no normal goop
That's dirty hippy goop and it's wonderful
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>>13324047
That does sound shit, but aus. Seriously, fuck aus. We get screwed in so many ways, and none of them good
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Well, more family stuff going on this weekend and I cannot make it Friday.

BraeburnQuest should resume this Saturday night, barring any surprises.
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>>13324114
Where am I gonna get goops for stuff at this hou-?
...Rarity!
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>>13324115
>We are fighting Sam Fisher.
We are fucked.
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>>13323992
>>13323997
>>13324025
>>13324015
The sigh is barely audible from where you're sitting in front of the TV. Pony says she doesn't want to inconvenience you further. The shower was nice, and that's all she really needed. There's a short pause.

"I hope I didn't leave too much of a mess in your entryway."
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>>13324128
>sleep
>0pony
>Ever

Good night and thanks
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lemon pls

I have to sleep
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>>13324134
Time to get dangerous
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>>13324134
>BraeburnQuest should resume this Saturday night,

>And ends when we constantly roll ones again.
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>>13324101
there really isn't much potential in gordon pone-sey jokes
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>>13324094
She's very pretty
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>>13324141
It's no trouble. It's still coming down out there, though. Are you going right back out into it?
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>>13324091
>Ms. Harsh is gonna let me oggle other pones let alone declare waifuship
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>>13324122
all 14 of them?
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>>13324146
Which is cuter, if they have normal speaking voices, or if they have computer voices?
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>>13324141
Was no problem little pony. Hope there was enough warm water.
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>>13324141
It's no trouble. Care for some tea before you go back out in that mess? It might calm down some if you wait.
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>>13324166
She's a very different kind of pretty.

>>13324142
you too
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>>13324175
Computer as like Microsoft Sam or something?
I'd rather just have a voice filter
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>>13324156
Bullshit there isn't.

I would like to see Gordon Pone and Applejack butting heads about her cooking.
As he TRIES to find something wrong with them.
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>>13324175
Robot voices
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>>13324168
What if shes actually in to swinging but is just testing you so you will stay with her?
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>>13324141
Would you like to stay for a hot drink?
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>>13324188
Robot voices
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>>13324195
Keep up with the times
>>13323619
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>>13324195
What if I don't want to share her?
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>>13324190
>"There's too many apples in it!"
>brawl ensues
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>>13324141
I can offer pony my bed for the night.
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>>13324046
I love the surprised look in this.
>Dash was right, bitches love the wings.
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>>13324228
She'll probably leave you because she's not an object you can claim as yours
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>>13324141
> not offering pone a coat
> or asking if she wants to sit a while for the rain to let up just a tic
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>>13324230
>Too many apples in it
>Applejack cooked meat for the first time that day
>And it was delicious
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>>13324230
>as they're yelling at each other and brawling, it goes from anger to frustration
>they roll to a stop
>kissing
>spaghetti, spaghetti everywhere
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>>13324218
Like I said, testing him.

once shes satisfied she'll be bringing home mares every night
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>>13324228
You don't get to choose if you "share" me.

It's US, or it isn't.
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>>13324208
>>13324194
What would be an example
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do it for her
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>>13324266
Sweetie bot?
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>>13324247
>She'll probably leave you
I'D LIKE TO SEE HER TRY
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>>13324257
I'd get pony hooked on meat. Maybe me and pony could even go hunting.
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>>13324175
Normal speaking voices attempting to imitate computer voices.
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>>13324275
That's a voice filter though
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>>13324141
get off the couch and unveil my penis at her
unveil it! now is the time!
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>>13324230
>"THERES TOO MANY APPLES IN IT!"
>'OH YEAH, WELL YOUR ACCENT IS WEIRD!'
>'OH YOU DID NOT JUST GO THERE, MISSY!"
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>>13323558
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>>13324286
get out.
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>>13324277
>I'D LIKE TO SEE HER TRY

Goodbye, Dan.
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>>13324294
not before I have sex with that horse
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>>13324260
>"...I actually really like apples."
>Applejack smacks him
>>13324290
How cute! I bet she puts Froot Loops in it
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>>13324297
No wait come back i'm sorry

again
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>>13324009
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After a couple minutes, pony emerges from the bathroom, smelling much nicer. Her coat is a bit puffy though, and a few strands of her mane have gone rogue. You ask her how she got dried so thoroughly and so... puffy. She says magic.

>>13324167
Pony frowns, looking out the window. There's a flash of lightning and a rumble of thunder. Not for a while, at least, she says.

>>13324177
She thanks you again.

>>13324180
>>13324201
Pony takes a moment, glancing outside before nodding. "But only if it is no trouble," she hastily adds.

>>13324252
>>13324234
"You are inconveniencing yourself so much for me." Pony chokes on a few words, fidgeting in place. "It is a touch chilly..."
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>>13324290
>its the only thing that shuts ponies up
>"ANON I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO CLEAN YOUR-munchmunchmunchmunch"
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>>13324309
>I bet she puts Froot Loops in it
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>>13324317
>>13324323
>pony will never buttwalk out on you
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>>13324324
Uhh, I think I've got some spare blankets in the closet, if you need something right now.
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Flutters is 3cute
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Just kidding, even Batman understands the importance of sleep.
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>>13324325
>4 hours later, foodbag runs out
>brief slurping noises as pony uses tongue to get the rest of the stuff in the bag
>"crunchcrunchcrunch...sluuuuurp....crunchcrunch...AND ANOTHER THING..."
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>>13324363
YA HEY
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>>13324356
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>>13324324
Just don't spill any, yeah? Don't want to mop up again.
Say it as jokingly as possible.
And put the kettle on for tea.
There's also some blankets in the closet if she wants to warm up a bit.
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>>13324383
HEY BUTTY
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>>13324380
>food gets to her quickly
>falls alseep mid-rant
>still standing up
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>>13324324
I have some coats in the closet and I can turn up the thermostat if you'd like?
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>>13324190
>>13324230

>As he TRIES to find something wrong with them.

You realize he isn't that big of a wanker in real life, right?

But hey - wouldn't that make an interesting episode?

>Big Name Chef from Trottingham coming to Ponyville because he heard about the Apple Family's cider/pies/jam

>Applejack wants to make a good impression

>Rarity suggests putting together a really fancy spread, pulling out all the stops and wowing him with her baking skills

>She does so

>He hates it

>Twilight suggests making a fancy/tricky/difficult-to-make apple dish
>He hates it

>Pinkie Pie suggests making it fun and festive
>he hates it

>Applejack gives up, resigned to having embarrassed herself in front of one of the best chefs in the world

>She consoles herself with a piece of pie
>Chef asks if he can try some
>"Knock yerself out - doubt it'll be much different than the other four times you've tried my--"
>"...This is delicious. Simple, honest; no gimmicks or pretentiousness - everything just speaks for itself. Why didn't you serve this before?"
>"..."
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>>13324406
oh hell no
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>>13324368
Flutters is 4sexual
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Twily is prettier without her wings
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>>13324408
I love how squishy Pink's butt looks in this
I want to play with it nonsexually
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>>13324408
Whoa
Pinkie
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http://i.imgur.com/JVDKKMV.png

YES
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>>13324431
CLICK CLICK BOOM
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This pony wants to do your fetish. What is it?
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>>13324441
>anthro
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>>13324433
3lewd
Also it looks like shit
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>>13322411

Who did that one?
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>>13324438
I bet her ass jiggles when she walks
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>>13324441
NO
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>>13324419
That would be an interesting episode.
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>>13324450
Loving cuddlesex with kissing and foreplay.
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>>13324450
Pony not doing my fetish is my fetish
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>>13324324
Not pone related
One of my favorite stories as a kid was from a friend of my Mom's. She had a little boy fresh from a doctor's visit, at least seven months pregnant, and it was bitterly cold mid-February in Chicago. They were waiting at a bus stop outside a Quik-E-Mart, trying to keep her toddler entertained in his stroller and keep him and herself warm.

The owner of the store came out and insisted she they come in from the cold. Almost before her glasses unfogged he'd already prepared hot tea and opened a box of animal crackers for her little boy, and a hot juice in the microwave.

He pulled up a chair, sat her down, handed her a hot towel and simply frog-marched outside to wait in the freezing wind to wait on the bus for her. It came some eight, ten minutes later.

He talked with the driver, ran back in, helped bundle everything he just offered and refused all payment.

His name was Harmoud. She's remembered him for 25 years.

Be Harmoud.
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>>13324324
No trouble at all, ma'am. I'm not one to turn down unexpected company on a night like this, even if I did think you were a particularly vivid hallucination at first. The tracks convinced me otherwise, though, and I'm quite willing to accept that there's more to reality than I was aware of when I woke up this morning.

I'll get you a blanket while the kettle boils. Feel free to make yourself comfortable in the meantime.
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>>13324419
An Applejack episode without the Apples, I like it. Although really Pinkie's more of a baker, I can still see this working out really nicely
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>>13324450
My fetish is too casual, even she wouldnt do it.
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>>13324450
she better have lube
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>>13324324
Hey, what are bath robes for?

Maybe bump the A/C up just a notch, ask if she wants to listen to something on the radio or just the tea.
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>>13324435
blasphemy
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>>13324419
>You realize he isn't that big of a wanker in real life, right?
He really isn't. Check out the Kitchen Nightmare Series. He really is helpful when he isn't doling out criticism when needed.
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>>13324494
What is it?
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>>13324450
diapers? i dont like pones in diapers though.
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>>13324495
I heard that this guy is a dick
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>liking pones over real girls

Come on son.
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>>13324450
Watching her deepthroat my cock and swell up with cum, so much so that after she belches loud and long she starts puking up semen furiously masturbating as she does so, loving every retch
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>>13324450
http://i.imgur.com/jO8lmW0.jpg
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>>13324509
I love that show because when he does get pissed, you know the owners really fucked up bad.
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>>13324515
Stockings/whatever legging things and glasses

I saw an AJ version of that and almost died
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>>13324419
>>13324509
Yep, he doesn't hold back on the criticism but a lot of the bits that are famous are just cut together from where he gets genuinely angry.
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>>13324522
meh
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>>13324518
That probably just means he's more confident and attractive than they are
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>>13324450
I - I don't think I can knock up Pinkie. If she wants to play pretend, maybe ... ?
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>>13324450
She better start growing a dick then
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You're listening to music then suddenly a weird noise appears.

You check the spectogram and you find this.

What do
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>>13324522
0/10
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>>13324363
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>>13324480

That...

...that made me feel warm too.

I'm glad there are still people out there like this.
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>>13324532
You aren't supposed to fetish with a name on!
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>>13324547
It was because he makes people pay to take pictures of him
Or something like that
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Mafia?
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>>13324343
That, or the little marshmellows from Lucky Charms without the grainy bits
You can buy 'em in bulk, and Pinkie almost certainly has the connections to do so
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>>13324557
You'd be suprised.
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>>13324518
I dunno.
He seems like a real joker to me.
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>>13324562

Ponies don't Weh.

Ponies Party.
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>>13324559
Make contact somehow.
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>>13324569
I'm in for a while
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>>13324574
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>>13324566
That depends entirely on the fetish. For instance, if I said my fetish was augmentation, what names spring to mind?
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>>13324540
Like this?
http://derpibooru.org/search?utf8=%E2%9C%93&sbq=glasses%2C+stockings&commit=Go
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>>13324538
>Amy's Baking Company
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>>13324573
Honestly I'd be so elated to be a daddy I'd probably stay with her
Anyone I'm comfortable enough being intimate with is someone I'd at least be willing to help through pregnancy or more if that's what she wants
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>>13324593
Yeah, except for all that anthro
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>>13324540
Don't know of the stocking tings but the glasses one makes you my nigga
>tfw my waifu wears glasses
If on;y she was real...
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>>13324611
http://derpibooru.org/search?utf8=%E2%9C%93&sbq=glasses%2C+stockings%2C-anthro&commit=Go
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http://pyz.socialgamer.net/game.jsp

Come play Cards Against Humanity with us.

password is boop, room is TGGeko's Game
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>>13324593
>mantearingoffpants.png
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>>13324589
Adam Jensen?
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>>13324605
That episode is ridiculous.
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>>13324450
My fetish is smiling, can we do that?
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>>13324623
I take that back, subby's room. password is the same.
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>>13324589
Me?
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>>13324621
>still shows anthro
>also human

I appreciate you trying to make me unf though.
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>>13324634
What happened?
I don't watch television beyond live sports.
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>>13324638
Making a woman happy is my fetish too...
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>>13324634
The day the word 'haters' permanently lost all credibility and weight.
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>>13324359
>>13324388
>>13324483
>>13324503
You mention the blankets just as the kettle whistles. Pony visibly relaxes, saying she will get the blankets while you attend to the tea. You need only point them out.

The steam warms up your hands nicely. While you don't have any nice tea cups and plates (a raccoon broke in and shattered them all), there's a nice assortment of coffee mugs to choose from. You pick out a "Top Dog" mug for yourself and grab one with flower patterns for pony.

Not entirely in the moment, you almost burn a couple fingers picking up the hot mugs.

You return to the living room, mugs in hand, finding pony with a heavy brown blanket over her head and neck. She asks if she can take a seat and you offer her the couch while you sit on the recliner.

"For me?"

Nodding, you hold out the flowery mug. Her magic grabs it, but you hesitate in letting go.

"Just don't spill any, yeah?" Your joke comes with a grin.

"Certainly." She grins back. Again, she apologizes for the trouble, but you wave her off.

"No trouble at all, ma'am. I'm not one to turn down unexpected company on a night like this, even if I did think you were a particularly vivid hallucination at first."

What you don't tell her is how cute she looks, bundled up on your couch with a blanket over her body.
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>>13324634
The only one he's given up on, wasn't it?
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>>13324569
No
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http://www.epicmafia.com/game/2245833?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
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>>13324659
Yeah, he just fucking walks out.
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>>13324618
I love hor Rarity has so many pretty ensembles
but she's most beautiful to me when she's got those glasses on, a tape measure draped over her back, and maybe her mane's a bit frizzy because she's got inspiration and drive.
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>>13324652
oh man
those happy tears
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>>13324605
It's actually funny because the guy that ran the restaurant was a drug smuggler who had been banned in a lot of countries in Europe and the whole Amy's Baking Company was just a setup so he wouldn't get caught by the police
He actually got caught some time after the episode aired
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>>13324681
I would love to make a woman so happy that she is brought to tears.
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>>13324522
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Alright, requests?

Sorry I had to leave before
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>>13324589
MSOB
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>>13324656
Is there anything in particular she'd like to watch while she waits?
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>>13324659
Pretty much.

>>13324651
The owner was so convinced her cooking was so great, she wasn't able to see her own flaws. She blamed all the problems of her restaurant because of "haters" and internet trolls.
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>>13324651
>>13324659
>>13324671

They didn't even really want him to help them - they wanted him to shill them and tell everyone they were good.

Sammy's completely ambivalent as to whether the place turned a profit at all, and Amy is... insane.

He knows a lost cause when he sees one.
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>>13324676
This
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>>13324685
Waaaat, source please. I must see this.
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>>13324694
Why did you have to go and change my mind?
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>>13324605
>Start watching that episode.
...
Oh my FUCKING god.
>>13324685
JUSTICE!
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>>13324522
>>13324696
>Liking girls
What a pleb
Guys are where it's at
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>>13324676
Unfortunetly I only have hman Rarity like that. Kinda
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>>13324698
Ponk jumping up and down on top of a sleeping Dash who won't wake up
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>>13324719
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/22/amys-baking-owner-deportation-sami-bouzaglo_n_3321990.html
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>>13324727
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>>13324685
>>13324706
>>13324708
That explains a lot.
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>>13324724
What they do to their employees alone is criminal.
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>>13324685
i knew it. that whole thing was just screaming money laundering operation
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>>13324522
>>13324696
That's not even slightly attractive
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>>13324728
That and she as an alicorn but without the messy mane
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>>13324737
BECAUSE WOMEN ARE BITCHES, ANON
DON'T BOTHER
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>>13324722
Change it about what?
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>>13324656
I have to wonder, what's got her out in weather like this anyway? I wouldn't put my worst enemy out in a downpour like that.
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>>13324656
So, ah... the unspoken question. How'd she end up here, anyway? Storm catch her by surprise?
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http://www.epicmafia.com/game/2245833?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
1 more!
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Just finished watching the first "real" episode of Wander Over Yonder.

First thing since ponies to make me smile beginning to end. I love it. Times aren't so bad after all.
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>>13324656
At some point you're gonna have to be a little less formal and ask if everything's okay. Don't high-level Unicorns like her have enough magic to just teleport or fast-travel through storms like this?

Especially if the radio and TV don't work
I wonder of Luna likes something you have on vinyl, like some Mel Torme or some Sade
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>>13324789
Link?
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>>13324656
Talk with her about how she came to be here tonight. Something must have happened to get her all messed up on a rainy night.
...Y'know, unless she doesn't want to talk about it.
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>>13324747
Man, she's going to be the prettiest princess.
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>>13324800
Sluttiest maybe...
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>>13324698
The last one I Requested
Sweetie defending a scarred moth pony from Rarity with an oversized bug spray
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>>13324797

it's on yayponies.
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>>13324813
Thanks
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*whipcrack*
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>>13324567
Well he's a regular con attendee like everyone else, but so many people started stopping him for photos that he couldn't have fun at cons.
So he started charging people for photos to get them off his back.
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>>13324790
I would just play this for her.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJK-fYk-l3E
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>>13324831
No no no

You sing "Minimum waaaage! Hiyah!" first!
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>>13324859
>TMBG
my nigga
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>>13324747
>>13324728
>>13324712
I dunno, maybe it's something about seeing her in such a creative way. I want to watch her make something while she's in the zone, if only because I'd like to touch her but I wouldn't be able to because she's busy with things and she needs to focus right now and things like that
and when she finishes a big project we'd go out to dinner, or maybe just stay in and have our own dinner with wine and gentle conversation
she wears the glasses
Dammit, I thought I was over these feelings
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>>13324849
I dunno, if you're swinging "blue moods for grown-ups," try this one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=379hN4TmGEY
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>>13324696
>>13324522
>want us to like human girls
>posts the skankiest one he can find
Fucking pls
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>>13324698
Fire pony running from moth pony. She doesn't want to hurt her.
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I'm really lonely, MLPG
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>>13324890
I prefer this, m'self.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCazMqCJVMc
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Sorry I ditched after one post EA, I had to take care of stuff.
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>>13324906
why is sweetie so lonely
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>>13324884
You can never get over them anon
nor can I
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>>13324698
>"Oh man, isn't this fun?! I love flying! I wish I had wings like you or Dash or Fluttershy so I could fly all I wanted!"
>"..."
>"You sure are quiet, aren'tcha?"
>"..."
>"It's okay, I have a friend who doesn't talk much either! I think you two would be the bestest of friends! I'll have to introduce the two of you sometime!"
>"...!"
>mothpone smiles and just keeps flying

...y'know, because moths can't talk
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>>13324918
No big brother to project her growing carnal desires onto.
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>>13324915
That's good, but maybe it's time to bring out the big guns.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEEeYdA7k4k
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>>13324906
I know that feel anon
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>>13324936
>sweetie is into incest
>only has Rara
that must be hell
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>>13324935
Some don't even have mouthparts, either. They just chill on with whatever food they ate as a caterpillar.
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>>13324884
>>13324934
Same situation here.

maybe one day I'll find someone similar to her.
I won't but the hope still is there...
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>>13324789
I just finished too

I want to write a crossover or something

this cartoon is amazing
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>>13324936
Don't be weird, anon.
But I'd gladly give her a hug if she wants one.
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>>13324916
Seriously, don't even worry about it.

I figure we keep things asynchronous as that's easier to do.
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>>13324958
What if she starting hanging around you more and getting more... friendly?
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>>13324789
I'm downloading it right now, I can't wait.
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>>13324906
>tfw no friends
>tfw no lover
>tfw no confidence to go out and get either
>tfw no self-respect to let you go and get help
>tfw no courage to kill yourself
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>>13324890
I meant I would grab my guitar and play it for her. I've got the sheet music here.
The interpretation is just a bit different.
I forgot that it's in a .zip though.
http://www.guitarpress.com/images/Chopin_Nocturne20.zip
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>tfw no butt quest
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>>13324997
That dog is so fucking happy to be a dog.
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>>13324985
I'd have to hug her, really close
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>>13324994
>tfw no friends
>tfw don't want a lover
>tfw have confidence
>tfw don't give a fuck
Bitch please my futures more important than some woman.
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>>13324702
Pony's raised eyebrow explains she unfamiliar with television. You flip through a few channels, though she has much the same reaction to all of them.

The images reflect nicely off those widening blue eyes. They blink every so often, but you have to watch closely to catch it. Pony catches you watching her eyes, asking what it is you see. You tell her they look pretty.

Blushes are clear even through fur coats, it seems.

>>13324769
>>13324777
>>13324798
Taking a sip of her tea, she looks out the window again, lighting flashing through it almost as if it was day for the tiniest of moments. She says it is difficult to explain.

"I was taking a break." A soft chuckle. "At least, I thought I was."

Setting the tea down, pony explains she likes to leave home every now and then, take some time for herself. When she came here, she had no idea it was storming.

"Bad luck," you say. She nods.

She didn't want to go back all dirty, as someone might notice she was gone off somewhere... unusual and make a fuss over nothing. Her teeth peek out from behind her smile as she admits she has a weakness for the clouds here. They're unruly and wild, but the large ones make great mountains for sliding down, and others are fantastic beds.

A creak echoes throughout the house. "Wind is awfully strong tonight," you say.

"Indeed."

There's a small pop, and the lights all go out. You take a sip from "Top Dog" and smirk.
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>>13325001
Ohhhhhh. Neat.
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>>13325003
>there is a butt
>what do?
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is there any reason that questing is happening here as opposed to the sub?
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>>13324994
>tfw some friends
>only desire to fap
>play vidya all day

Its alright.
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>>13325025
TOUCH BUTT

TOUCH BUTT

TOUCH BUTT

HUG TOM
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>>13324962
Don't give up, Anon.
Do it for her
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>>13325025
>roll for initiative
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>>13325021

That whole scene was amazing.
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>>13324994
Jailbait pls
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>>13325009
i miss my dog
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>>13325016
> smirking that the power's gone out
Well SOMEONE has a gallon of ice cream they needed an excuse to demolish
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>>13325021
unf
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>>13325034

>you can't touch ye butt
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>>13325025
Thoroughly inspect butt
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>>13325043
Rescue another one, they're waiting for a friend.
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>>13325016
I've got some candles in the closet, give me a moment while I stumble around to find them.
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>>13324813
>>13324797
>>13324789
wait, the second is finally here?
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>>13325062
http://yp1.pony.pp.ua/woy.php
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>>13325003
even with such a small image you can tell Renne has a big butt
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>>13325058
i cant have pets in the barracks
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>>13325025
x butt
take butt
wear butt
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>>13325021
Any good torrents of that stupid show?
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>>13325029
More active.
You'll live.
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>>13325070
Squad mascots?
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>>13325062

Yeah, split into two 11-minute episodes. Go get it.
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>>13324997
1more1ever
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>>13325016
Get a flashlight and check the circuit breaker.
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>>13325036
That's what I say every time I do something to improve myself.
I now give my best for everything because even if she was not real I know that doing that would make her proud.
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>>13325074

IT'S RIGHT THERE YOU

YOU

DOUBLE NIGGER
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http://www.epicmafia.com/game/2245858?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
1 more!
1 more!
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>>13325016
Luckily, I keep candles out just for such emergencies, so we can just get some lit in a jiffy. The bad news is that it'll get chillier again soon. Might need to bust out a few more blankets.

Anyway, cloud sliding, hmm? That sounds like fun. It's not something I've ever had the pleasure of doing before.
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What's it like to have a person that cares about you?

I've forgotten
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>>13325072
>no lifeguard

Oh no. Looks like I'm going to have to give Babs mouth-to-mouth and put my hands on her chest...
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>>13325072
why is her right eye larger than her left? why does the nose have no apparent structure? where is the top of her head?
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>>13325103
>tfw you would really care for people in MLPG but cant
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>>13325034
>tom has a boner now
GAME OVER
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>>13325050
Oh shit haha...
Oh shit ;_;
The site is never going to come back. The brothers will perpetually be busy working on shows for Disney.
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>>13324410
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>>13325099
helpful
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>>13325072
Babs, uh
Maybe you're used to New York state or Manehattan or whatever you crazy kids call it
But
Here women sort of, you know, can't go topless in public
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>>13325016
Hm. Well that's inconvenient, but life is what happens when you least expect it, and I did want an excuse to finish off that gallon of ice cream in the freezer...
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>>13325074
yayponies
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>>13325119
Must resist urge to tip her over...
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>>13325012
What if she didn't want to let go?
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>>13325069

She even had a big butt during the quest itself
>Grab the gem with your butt
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>>13325135
I don't want her to let go
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>>13325128
> stealing from Chistery
Anon
There are so many better authors to ape
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>>13325142

Haha, I forgot about that part.
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Have you ever done a diddy?
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>>13325118
Just wait
Homestar Runner webseries run by Disney
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>>13325043

Me too.
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>>13325146
I like the idea of demolishing a gallon of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream with Luna. Shut up.
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>>13325016
Well damn. I guess that spinach sankopea is gonna go bad.

Let's light some candles, get the fireplace going maybe. It'd be a shame for you to catch cold.
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>>13325043
I miss video games.
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>>13325142
I wonder how many puzzles I'd have to solve to convince LK to draw more ankhbutt
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>>13325145
What if you start to notice her squirming and breathing heavily?
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>>13325157
>by Disney
Strongbad won't be allowed to say crap, will he?
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>>13325157

Don't tease me anon. Please.
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>>13324936
>>13324958
is it that time again?
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>>13325142
I love it when Reene does that :T face.
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>>13325103
It's like you can mess up real bad and someone is gonna be there to help you through it
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>>13325176
I'd peck her on the cheek
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>>13325152
to fuck you.
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>>13325152
DO YOU WANT TO GET OFF WE COULD GO TO THAT NICE NEW COFFEE SHOP
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>>13325125
>>13325152
For once I'm very sorry I dropped trip

I- I just wanted my Listerine
I left it in the guest bath
Shit, you go to bed at 11?
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>>13325152

>Topless in private

Now that's a different story...
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>>13325179
Flynn was actually mortally wounded and bleeding in Tangled. They're becoming more lenient. I think he'd be able to say crap.
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>>13325191
What if she kisses your cheek back, but keeps doing it?
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>>13325041
But Jailbait is actually gone because he is cool and popular in real life and constantly scores mad pussy.
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>>13325072
GR should draw more Trixie.
Or try Sunset maybe.
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>>13325207
I'd tussle her mane and tell her how cute she is
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http://i.imgur.com/DwII6Ye.png

"Big" Mac
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>>13325187
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>>13325218
M-maybe he'll decide to take pity on us and stop by occasionally.
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>>13325231
this is terrifying
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>>13325233
should've killed him when we had the chance.
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pony wants to play with your coccyx
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>>13325195
> "What the Hell are you saying? We aren't riding a bus or nothin'."
> "Maybe not you, but I'm riding a topless train to Funtown!"
> This is the last goddamn time she sleeps at Anon's house, she swears
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>>13325244
>when we had the Chance

indeed
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>>13325189
Oh
I guess I've never had that really
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